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Sea Levels May Rise More Rapidly Due To Greenland Ice Melt

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Guardian: Rising sea levels could become overwhelming sooner than previously believed, according to the authors of the most comprehensive study yet of the accelerating ice melt in Greenland. Run-off from this vast northern ice sheet -- currently the biggest single source of meltwater adding to the volume of the world's oceans -- is 50% higher than pre-industrial levels and increasing exponentially as a result of manmade global warming, says the paper, published in Nature on Wednesday. Almost all of the increase has occurred in the past two decades -- a jolt upwards after several centuries of relative stability. This suggests the ice sheet becomes more sensitive as temperatures go up.

The researchers used ice core data from three locations to build the first multi-century record of temperature, surface melt and run-off in Greenland. Going back 339 years, they found the first sign of meltwater increase began along with the industrial revolution in the mid-1800s. The trend remained within the natural variation until the 1990s, since when it has spiked far outside of the usual nine- to 13-year cycles.

282 comments

  1. Good by nagora · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Washington D.C. is very near sea-level, isn't it?

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    1. Re:Good by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Washington D.C. is very near sea-level, isn't it?

      DC is low enough to be affected by tides in the Potomac estuary. The lowest area is in the southeast near the confluence of the Potomac and Anacostia rivers. If you have ever been to the 'hood in that area, and survived without being shot, you would know that if it was flooded, nothing of value would be lost.

    2. Re:Good by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      ...for the fish, enjoy more water!

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    3. Re: Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flood the swamp!

    4. Re:Good by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      ...for the fish, enjoy more water!

      That is incompatible with them due to temperature or chemical composition being off from what they evolved to survive in. Eventually they'll evolve again but fish levels will probably fall (or at least diversity will fall- there will likely be some species for whom the change is beneficial).

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    5. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Washington D.C. is very near sea-level, isn't it?

      Forget draining the swamp, just drown it instead.

    6. Re:Good by hey! · · Score: 1

      At the tidal basin, yes; Washington DC was built on a swamp. However it does have some topography, and the 2m sea level rise predicted under the (relatively pessimistic) RCP8.5 scenario would leave nearly all the city well above sea level. The tidal basin would stretch north onto the Mall, returning the reclaimed land around the Washington Monument back its natural state as a peninsula.

      You'd need ten meters of rise for the Capitol Building to be flooded; 20m to drown the White House and Executive Office Building. But even at 25m of sea level rise the lobbyist firms on K street would remain high and dry.

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    7. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Washington D.C. is very near sea-level, isn't it?

      All the Old Foggies won't be around long so they don't care:

      * https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-debt-crisis-fine-wont-be-here-report-2018-12

      They got theirs, and fuck the rest of us.

    8. Re: Good by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      Will people please stop fantasizing about cities like NY, DC, and SF flooding? It won't be allowed to happen, regardless of what might happen elsewhere. All of those cities have relatively narrow paths to the open ocean that can, and certainly will, be blocked with dams to hold back rising sea levels.

      And most of Florida's urban coastline will be fortified & raised with new crushed limestone and/or concrete as hurricanes progressively destroy it storm by storm, until Miami (and much of the rest of Florida) literally IS a "concrete jungle" (on a manmade hill).

      Will sea-level rise devastate natural ecosystems? Of course. Will it destroy cities? No. Or at least, not permanently... new stuff fortified against climate change will replace whatever gets destroyed, and big cities will remain largely where they are... just taller, on raised terrain, with a hell of a lot more concrete.

    9. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I figure they all won't choose to sit there and drown. That means most of the "undesirables" in that area will move elsewhere and bring their undesirability with them.

      Which is pretty much a small scale preview of what will happen all over the world. That's what bugs me about all the short-sighted "I'm fine where I am" comments with respect to sea level rise. Even trying to resist the hordes of refugees is going to cost something.

    10. Re:Good by aquacrayfish · · Score: 1

      But... but... aren't we supposed to *drain* the swamp?

    11. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mar a Lago certainly is ;)

  2. Fake news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything about mankind ruining the environment has to be fake news, right?

    1. Re:Fake news by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Anything about mankind ruining the environment has to be fake news, right?

      Yes, if environmental change is too inconvenient to fit your political agenda, then yes, it is fake news.

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  3. Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I'd like is to -- someday -- see all these deniers, excuse seekers, carbon lobbyists, oil burners before a court, accused of crimes against humanity.

    And then, the likes of Trump, the Kochs, most of the political class, Bannon, all that ugly bunch doing services in those places in the world where damage is highest (I'm not for jails, mind you).

    1. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When I see all the AGW/ACC luminaries and apologists flying their private jets to exotic locations and -- staying in lavish hotels while there -- it gets a bit hard to take them lecturing me on how I need to give up my car and air conditioning.
      When they start acting like it's a crisis, I'll believe its a crisis.

    2. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > When I see all the AGW/ACC luminaries and apologists flying their private jets to exotic locations [...]

      Just name ONE. Those jetting around are mostly politicians, dead set in doing nothing. Like those who pay for trolls, like you.

    3. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off the top of my head: Al Gore & Leo DiCaprio

    4. Re:Crime against humanity by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I'd like is to -- someday -- see all these deniers, excuse seekers, carbon lobbyists, oil burners before a court, accused of crimes against humanity.

      And then, the likes of Trump, the Kochs, most of the political class, Bannon, all that ugly bunch doing services in those places in the world where damage is highest (I'm not for jails, mind you).

      Instead of a miniscule bad effect, why don't you work against serious degradations to the human condition, like dictatorships all over, who leave their citizens magnitudes worse off than the worst effects of global warming?

      For that matter, lets see politicians who send out political favors for kickbacks, grinding industry to a halt worldwide in favor of their connected friends, be tried, if you're worried about bad effects on humanity.

      It's fun to disasterbate because it makes us feel special and open to secret knowledge! What's that word? Tuned in? No, that's the 1960s. His eyes open; his sails unfurl? No, that's the 24th century.

      Woke! That's the current term. You're woke!

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    5. Re:Crime against humanity by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Off the top of my head: Al Gore & Leo DiCaprio

      Other "Lear Jet Liberals": Madonna, Brad & Angelina, John Travolta (owns five jets), Barbra Streisand.

    6. Re:Crime against humanity by furasato · · Score: 0

      Bernie. Bernie has been the worst violator lately, helping out by campaigning for other politicians using a private jet. Google "Bernie Sanders spent nearly $300G on private air travel in October: report"

    7. Re: Crime against humanity by jd · · Score: 1

      They have, since 1895. I don't see you paying the blindest bit of attention anyway. Stop making excuses and admit there's nothing that will stop you poisoning the environment, you enjoy the screams of the dying too much.

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    8. Re: Crime against humanity by jd · · Score: 2

      Sorry, neither are scientists. None of the others listed are, either.

      Nor have you shown you'd give a damn if they'd sailed to the major conventions, or used the Internet to dial in.

      All you'd do is whinge they were taking bandwidth from your online games.

      Give me real names and a real reason to think you'd actually care about their choice.

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    9. Re: Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      luminary: noun, 1. a person who inspires or influences others, especially one prominent in a particular sphere.

      apologist: noun, 1. person who offers an argument in defense of something.

    10. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Shaka, when the walls fell"

    11. Re: Crime against humanity by jd · · Score: 1, Funny

      If the temperature rises above 2.5'C, it will switch to a new strange attractor. In simple terms, the temperature will skyrocket and the atmosphere will become toxic to humans.

      Yes, kickbacks (such as the $22 trillion to fossil fuel) are unacceptable. The rich have failed to psy an estimated $20 trillion in taxes. All of that is money owed to the poor, to community services and to society.

      Religion in America is a major cause ofvwar, which is why the state was required to be secular. This should be enforced. No person of faith should be permitted to hold office. Rumsfeld demonstrated the evils of such people.

      Corruption in politics should be abolished. America is one of the most corrupt in the world. Big money and corprate lobbying should be banned. The rich should also be prohibited from office.

      I'd also mandate a minimum level of intelligence 125% above national average (IQ doesn't count as a measure) and require a provable absence of any symptom of sociopathy.

      To eliminate corruption, I'd require 100% of voters to vote, but you can vote for only one person every four years. So if you vote for a senator, yoy can't vote for a represenrative or president.

      The supreme court should be by jury pool of experienced non-political, non-religiousjudges. No appontments, no tenure, no prejudices. One case and that's it. Until the government can be trusted, the supreme court must be randomized.

      I'd prohibit science denialism. Skepticism should be rewarded, cynicism should be punished. They are not the same.

      Prisons should swutch to a hybrid Nordic/Dutch model, fully funded with no provate prisons allowed.

      Education should be given a quarter trillion extra, per State, from that fossil fuels subsidy. All exams should be abolushed, along with all religious schools. One national curriculum, politicians get no say in it.

      Beef should be taxed into the luxury bracket, along with fast (sorry, painfully slow) food outlets.

      Cars should face heavy taxation, cities get serious about mass transit or they get seized under eminent domain.

      The police, along with all government officials, should be banned from having guns. There should be no national guard and no reserves. The money saved should be spent on providing social services and the means to get a life. Cities that don't get said life should be walled up. They seem to like walls. They can live how they like, they just can't contaminate others.

      There you go, a complete fix, at least for America.

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    12. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think dictatorships are bad (and they are), wait until you get a load of the resource wars of the 2100s. Or the displacement of 150 million by the 2050s, according to the IPCC. How's the drive against dictatorships worked out for us so far? How'd Iraq fare?

    13. Re: Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what you call a "fall back" position.

      It's similar to when someone cites failed predictions that that the likes of JD like to throw around, and when called on it, they say, "No Scientist has said that.

      Of course, no scientists have made these outlandish predictions, they know it's a stupid, retarded thing to do. But people like jd and media LOVE to make these predictions.

    14. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woke! That's the current term. You're woke!

      Complicit! That's the current term. You're complicit!

      Climate change is something that could seriously impact "generations." Nope, that is an understatement; try millenia of humans. Yes, there are many problems in the world. Particularly, it is far easier to talk about the problems that you can blame someone else. With climate change, apparently it is easier than to pretend that it doesn't exist so that one does not feel obligated to change any behaviors.

    15. Re:Crime against humanity by PPH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But we have a zero carbon alternative. Build nukes.

      What I'd like to see is all the hippies and foot draggers who run around with their hair on fire about global warming, but then stall technical solutions, to be hauled before a court and accused of crimes against humanity.

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    16. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      COP24 will emit 55,000 tons of CO2. That's about the same as 8,300 US homes. And this is for a conference where you could fucking use video conferencing! But hey, lots of researchers have grant money to spend on travel to Poland, or wherever this year's conference is, so they can spend a few days talking to fellow believers, and a week or so partying it up on the taxpayer's dime!

    17. Re: Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the temperature rises above 2.5'C, it will switch to a new strange attractor. In simple terms, the temperature will skyrocket and the atmosphere will become toxic to humans.

      /quote> Citation needed.

    18. Re: Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of these conditions exist in Venezuela for you right now.

    19. Re:Crime against humanity by dryeo · · Score: 2

      How about the people/industries that finance them? Hippies on their own are poor and have little affect.
      Exxon for example, upon realizing that global warming was real back in the '70's, made the decision to finance the anti-nuke camp to maintain their industry.

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    20. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'd like is to -- someday -- see all these deniers, excuse seekers, carbon lobbyists, oil burners before a court, accused of crimes against humanity.

      And I'd like to see the prosecution arguing their case using the climate predictions based on the IPCC CMIP-5 climate models and having to explain why the actual temperature data is failing to follow their doom-and-gloom scenarios -- but trust them, global warming is settled science and the defendants are de facto criminals, regardless of what actual data shows. Or explaining why the media-friendly sound bite of 10% damage to the US economy if global warming is unchecked by 2100 is based on a climate model whose predictions are so extreme that the IPCC is phasing it out of the models they use in their climate forecasts. Or how, of the more than 500 people that have to sign off on the exact wording of the IPCC 'Summary for Policymakers', only 66 are the expert authors who wrote the document, more than 50 are observers with no scientific credentials required, and over 270 are government officials; the IPCC 'Summary for Policymakers' releases aren't scientific documents, they're carefully-worded screeds to advance the political agendas of the companies represented in the approval group.

    21. Re: Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >this delusion
      This will do nothing but make everyone equally impoverished.

    22. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exxon for example, upon realizing that global warming was real back in the '70's, made the decision to finance the anti-nuke camp to maintain their industry.

      Citation, please.

    23. Re:Crime against humanity by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Despite what the internet offers for communication, people still need to travel. For some, it's part of their job: performers, subject-matter experts, buisnesspeople -- and yes, politicians too.

      Let's all work on and support ways to travel more efficiently, and offset its effects. But we can't just stop traveling.

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    24. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think dictatorships are bad (and they are), wait until you get a load of the resource wars of the 2100s. Or the displacement of 150 million by the 2050s, according to the IPCC. How's the drive against dictatorships worked out for us so far? How'd Iraq fare?

      I can't wait for the only remaining restaurant to be Taco Bell after the franchise wars are won.

    25. Re:Crime against humanity by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

      Instead of a miniscule bad effect, why don't you work against [human bad things] ...

      *How* can I vote you up when:
      a) I have no mod points,
      b) you're already maxed out, and
      c) I've posted to this forum?

      Life's just not fair. (Nor should it be.)

      makes us feel special and open to secret knowledge

      THIS. Omg, this.

      The religious nuts selling everything for the end of the world (at least they're consistent),
      the conspiracy nuts (someone else is in complete control of everything),
      the SJWs (everything is relative except relatives),
      the Gender Confused (I've got detachable and interchangeable sexual body parts!),
      the ?Communists? (equal results for everyone, even those not even trying -- but ESPECIALLY for me since I'm a Centurion!)

      *I'm* special because I know things that are true because they're obvious. Or secret. Or unknown. (Hitler's still alive and he's been Elvis all along! -- Godwin'ed myself.) YOU don't know anything, you stupid heathen. Get with the program and join us; be of the Body! [ST-TOS: S01E21 The Return of the Archons]

      People want to feel special. If they think they're right, well that makes it even easier.

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    26. Re:Crime against humanity by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Build nukes.

      I hate to break it to you but Ghandi died some time ago.

    27. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I see all the AGW/ACC luminaries and apologists flying their private jets to exotic locations and -- staying in lavish hotels while there --
      it gets a bit hard to take them lecturing me on how I need to give up my car and air conditioning.

      Citation please?

    28. Re:Crime against humanity by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

      But they can telecommute. How about they record what they are going to say and upload it to the conference where it can be played later?

      How about multiple meeting locations connected via video with special breakout rooms for one on one talks?

      No, better to spend money and resources on planes, cars, and hotels while dining out at catered events to discuss how we are wasting resources. Makes perfect sense to me [eyes roll]!

      These kinds of events, and even the Paris accords are just lip service. When politicians start selling their mansions to live in tiny houses, or sell their black limos and start driving Teslas, then I might believe them. Until then, I wouldn't give them the time of day.

    29. Re: Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars should face heavy taxation, cities get serious about mass transit or they get seized under eminent domain.

      Apparently not even the French in Paris (of Paris accord) agree with you on that.

      Remember, jd is the one encouraging death threats against me for my political views (same as Hitler and Stalin). Stand with him on the corpses of 100 million killed by people who thought like he does because if he can't win a debate he thinks the government should kill you.

      What a disgusting person.

    30. Re:Crime against humanity by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

      So, you have your own rationalization for doing nothing.

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    31. Re: Crime against humanity by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      $300G? That's basically one NY to LA round trip on NetJets. Or 3-6 regional one-way flights.

    32. Re: Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the hypocrites like Bernie and Al Gore who jet around the world, have multiple energy inefficient residences and travel around in big SUVs. Plenty of room up against the wall for them too, right?

      Glad you open-minded, free speech loving, tolerant, anti-violence folks care enough to post about imprisoning or killing folks who donâ(TM)t agree with you.

    33. Re: Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you seem to think America is such a terrible place, why do you stay here? Sounds like Cuba or Venezuela or maybe some other communist Mecca would be more to your liking...?

      Please. Go. We will all be happier that way.

    34. Re:Crime against humanity by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      people still need to travel.

      Of course people need to travel. But they can fly commercial for a tiny fraction of the CO2 emissions of a private jet, and if they really, really, need to take a private jet, then they should not be lecturing other people. They should STFU and leave environmental advocacy to those that can do it without hypocrisy.

      Disclaimer: I fly coach.

    35. Re:Crime against humanity by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Hypocrisy? Well maybe, if someone is using a private jet purely for the sheer opulence of it. But someone may have practical reasons for using private air transportation. Maybe commercial flights are not feasible because of scheduling, logistics, lack of privacy, and so on. I'm no apologist for the 1%, but I can understand their needs for travel may be different than mine. If they make a sincere effort to help the planet despite their carbon footprint, I think they deserve more respect than the more cynical who just don't care about their impact.

      I own a private automobile, and I suspect you might also. I use it for my municipal travel needs, even though there are public-transit alternatives. Does that make us hypocrites? No. Public transit is not feasible for most of our travel needs.

      And my disclosure: I fly coach also, unless I get an upgrade.

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    36. Re:Crime against humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hippies on their own are poor and have little affect.

      But they make for good public sympathy, crying on the nightly news. And they work cheap.

  4. I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once upon I time, I thought it was a legitimate concern. But they've Chicken Littled it way beyond anything I have patience for at this point. Every week or two, we get another 'report' speeding up the timeline to armageddon by 25-50% or adding another foot or two to predicted sea level rise. I can only take so much before I have no choice but to write this whole thing off as fear mongering. To what end, I don't know, but it's clearly obvious at this point that it is - nothing is this dire. Nothing.

    Look, I don't want to hand our offspring a big shitburger after we're gone. I don't want them to hate us and look back on us with disgust. But there's no way things are as bad as they say. I would have given money, changed my lifestyle, my purchasing habits, whatever was required - and I did, for a time. But after years of constant escalation of rhetoric, I am done. I'm not going to waste any more of my time or effort on this. Things will be fine, we'll adapt, some people will have to move, some species will die out. But life will go on. At this point we've turned it into a bigger issue than climate change ever was. Adios.

    1. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      Too much scare-mongering, not enough actual effect to be bothered about.

      Even the polar bears don't care anymore.

    2. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      not enough actual effect to be bothered about.

      By the time you, individually, feel any effects, it'll be too late. Personally, I don't care because I believe it's already too late.

    3. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by JoshuaZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is an extremely confused response. This essentially says that the more scientists are concerned about a problem the less you are concerned. If you keep seeing a lot of different articles and ways something might be a problem, and one isn't personally a subject matter expert, deciding to then dismiss all of it is the opposite of good logic. That said, it is true that by nature of media coverage the less concerning predictions about climate change get less attention in the general media, so you might not see them as much, but that doesn't change the fact that the broad consensus is pretty severe. Studies like this are trying to figure out just how severe that is, and even the mild predictions are pretty serious. Honestly, your response comes across a little as someone who has decided that you aren't going to bother making any even small changes in your lifestyle and then found a justification for it.

    4. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once upon I time, I thought it was a legitimate concern. But they've Chicken Littled it way beyond anything I have patience for at this point. Every week or two, we get another 'report' speeding up the timeline to armageddon by 25-50% or adding another foot or two to predicted sea level rise. I can only take so much before I have no choice but to write this whole thing off as fear mongering. To what end, I don't know, but it's clearly obvious at this point that it is - nothing is this dire. Nothing.

      But come on now. How are environmental orgs going to make all those sweet bux by doing nothing and screeching the end of the world. And how else are those people going to be able to lobby governments to impose asinine laws, policy and guidelines that make it more expensive every year to live in that country.

      Look, I don't want to hand our offspring a big shitburger after we're gone. I don't want them to hate us and look back on us with disgust. But there's no way things are as bad as they say. I would have given money, changed my lifestyle, my purchasing habits, whatever was required - and I did, for a time. But after years of constant escalation of rhetoric, I am done. I'm not going to waste any more of my time or effort on this. Things will be fine, we'll adapt, some people will have to move, some species will die out. But life will go on. At this point we've turned it into a bigger issue than climate change ever was. Adios.

      Of course, this then leads to lower birth rates, where the government then starts screeching that "not enough children are being born." And some other 'aligned' orgs step up saying, well we can just import them from poor parts of the world to replace people. Obviously this is the best solution, instead of raising living standards in those areas. We'll just import people, who are still stuck in the 1830 standards of having kids...as many as possible because of a 50% childhood mortality rate. Boy, it's like bad ideas, compounded on bad ideas, causing more problems, instead of dealing with actual problems or something.

    5. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by gtall · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thank you for that well-reasoned screed on how we don't need to do anything about the problem we've created for ourselves and future generations. We should have a monument erected to chisel your words in granite: To future generations: piss off, we don't care about you.

    6. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by religionofpeas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So how would you recommend that new knowledge is shared with the public so that you would actually believe it ?

    7. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't want them to hate us and look back on us with disgust.

      For what it's worth, the evidence is that EVERY generation looks back on the ones that have gone before with some degree of disgust....

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    8. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Things will be fine, we'll adapt, some people will have to move, some species will die out. But life will go on. At this point we've turned it into a bigger issue than climate change ever was."

      Congratz on showing how much of an idiotic dick you are.

      A LOT of species -are- dying out, not "some". Entire COUNTRIES will have to move, not "some people", and there's no way to know how much longer life will go on, or even if it really will.

      Scientists are realizing more and more ways in which shit is hitting the fan that they simply never realized before. Things originally predicted have already started happening. It's no longer a theory of what might happen.

      The truth is that you don't care about future generations or how they live or how they remember you - you're going to be dead by the time this shit hits critical levels so what do you care? We get it, but that's not helping anything or anyone especially since we all know there's a large group of people that like to pretend it's not their fault just like you.

    9. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Look, I don't want to hand our offspring a big shitburger after we're gone. I don't want them to hate us and look back on us with disgust. But there's no way things are as bad as they say.

      [citation needed]

      I would have given money, changed my lifestyle, my purchasing habits, whatever was required - and I did, for a time.

      That's not how it works. What's needed is for you to vote for people who will do something about it, and convince others to do so as well. Nothing you can do on a personal level means jack diddly shit.

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    10. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you believe it is already too late then you clearly would think that by the time I feel any effect that "it'll be too late". Because you think it is too late already.
      Also, you made that comment a while ago and yet somehow here we are still surviving. ***I will survive...***

    11. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you for that well-reasoned screed on how we don't need to do anything about the problem we've created for ourselves and future generations. We should have a monument erected to chisel your words in granite: To future generations: piss off, we don't care about you.

      That's not what they said. They said, that rampant fear mongering simply makes them not give a fuck because the same thing has been pushed over and over and over and over again to the point for the last 40-60 years that if it had happened like they said, the world would be: On fire, drowned, and everything would be both dead and alive, while starving from a lack of oxygen and burning alive because there's no ozone layer, while there would be no more snowfalls, and massive snowfalls all at the same time and in the same country. If you're unable to see just how many decades and the level of alarmist crap has been going on, you haven't been paying attention.

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    12. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Once upon I time, I thought it was a legitimate concern. But they've Chicken Littled it way beyond anything I have patience for at this point.

      You should improve your critical thinking skills. Whether it is a "legitimate concern" or not, is completely unrelated to whether "they" are Chicken Littling it.

    13. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I would have given money, changed my lifestyle, my purchasing habits, whatever was required - and I did, for a time.

      That's not how it works. What's needed is for you to vote for people who will do something about it, and convince others to do so as well. Nothing you can do on a personal level means jack diddly shit.

      And there it is in a nutshell. "Climate change" is only cared about as a tool for obtaining more political power.

    14. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Phillip2 · · Score: 0

      The number of extreme weather events has been increasing as has their severity. So the impact is immediate and significant, in terms of flooding, hurricanes, wild fires. Hard really to argue that the impact of climate change is not having enough of an effect, even if you do not care about polar bears or coral reefs.

    15. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by dasunt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Once upon I time, I thought it was a legitimate concern. But they've Chicken Littled it way beyond anything I have patience for at this point. Every week or two, we get another 'report' speeding up the timeline to armageddon by 25-50% or adding another foot or two to predicted sea level rise. I can only take so much before I have no choice but to write this whole thing off as fear mongering. To what end, I don't know, but it's clearly obvious at this point that it is - nothing is this dire. Nothing.

      Scientists have been making warnings, and of course the news reports the most extreme scenarios, distorting the picture.

      But oceans are 30% more acidic than pre-Industrial levels, the area covered by arctic sea ice is trending downwards, and sea levels have a measurable rise.

      It won't be the end of humanity, but it is already developing into an expensive problem to fix, as well a politically destabilizing problem as global climate change creates new winners and losers.

    16. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 0, Troll

      Once upon I time, I thought it was a legitimate concern. But they've Chicken Littled it way beyond anything I have patience for at this point.

      You should improve your critical thinking skills. Whether it is a "legitimate concern" or not, is completely unrelated to whether "they" are Chicken Littling it.

      Doesn't matter.

      If you want to convince people of things (which some of us call "democracy", and think it's the least worst form of government), then chicken littling for 30 or 40 years (oh, and calling them "stupid", "deniers", etc.) is not the way to do it.

      You will numb people to what you are saying.

    17. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by s122604 · · Score: 1

      Insightful my anus

      This is just a longwinded form of "It snowed in Atlanta, global warming LOL"..

    18. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by MrMr · · Score: 2

      The scientists doing this research are quite serious, and are actually trying to get rid of the speculation. Sea level is a thing around here and has to be managed, no matter what the causes are of variations. One interesting line from the abstract is for instance: "We find that the initiation of increases in GrIS melting closely follow the onset of industrial-era Arctic warming in the mid-1800s, but that the magnitude of GrIS melting has only recently emerged beyond the range of natural variability". Probably not something that a Guardian journalist would pick up.
      I also noticed that, although I paid for this research, Nature wants to charge me for seeing its results.

    19. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had it up to HERE with climate change!

    20. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And there it is in a nutshell. "Climate change" is only cared about as a tool for obtaining more political power.

      You only use Slashdot as a means of demonstrating your lack of reading comprehension, and basic logic skills.

      Climate change is a reason to obtain more political power, because that's necessary to prevent those who claim not to believe in it (like Trump, who's building a seawall specifically to protect his golf course from climate change-related sea level rise) from continuing to obliterate the biosphere upon which we all depend for survival.

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    21. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Gilgaron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The worse it gets the more fields of research start seeing trends. For example, in microbiology/epidemiology we're seeing that climate change has changed where various disease vectors can live. The entomologists are noting vastly decreased biomass of insects, and so on. So, as things continue to get worse, you will see more impacts from a greater variety of scientists discussed, with increasingly dire predictions of a worse case scenario. So it goes from "it is getting warmer" from the climatologists, to "the ocean is acidifying" from the marine biologists, "diseases are spreading" from the microbiologists. In between, any armchair guy can correlate these things and decide that the earth will snowball into Venus. He may be wrong about the scale, but something less like desertification of the equatorial regions wouldn't exactly be a good thing. Also, if you're familiar with chemical titration, you'll be aware that systems can buffer changes to a degree, and then further inputs will affect change in the system linearly instead. As various buffer systems get overwhelmed, the pace of change will increase.

    22. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by penandpaper · · Score: 0

      Even large changes to my lifestyle will not matter. So why bother?

      I do not want to lower my standard of living. If everyone in the US became Luddites and lived to pre-industrial standards, it still woudln't matter because other countries will not be as determined.

    23. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Gilgaron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Any concern requiring a coordinated response is used to obtain political power, otherwise joint action will be confused. See also: the military, agricultural subsidies, transportation infrastructure. What remains to be seen is if we can affect action with less than a WWII style national mobilization, which would be preferable to avoid, or if we'll just continue to ignore the problem until even such an action would be ineffectual, build some protein farms, and live out Bladerunner 2049.

    24. Re: I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thatâ(TM)s not really true though. Whatâ(TM)s actually happened is that things have progressed constantly in the direction ion the experts have been indicating the entire time. Pretty much always at a severity beyond their moderate estimates. The âoefear mongeringâ that you talk about seems to be your reaction to all the secondary stuff reported in the media and spoon fed to people to drive home the point that this all matters. Way too many people seem to thing that sea level rising by a couple of feet means that the water will just come up a bit higher on the beach at high tide.

    25. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by penandpaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      TBH, I am over it. Future generations will be fine. Just like generations that came after the Black Death, the Fall of Rome, and the Late Bronze Age collapse. If future generations do hold a grudge it will be because they have inherited the bad habit of judging the past with modern morals, ethics and understanding.

    26. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And there it is in a nutshell. "Climate change" is only cared about as a tool for obtaining more political power.

      No. Climate change is a serious problem that is extremely difficult, if not impossible, to fix without giving political power to people who are concerned about it. Nice try casting a rational response into something sinister though.

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    27. Re: I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by jd · · Score: 1

      It will be worse than they say, you are indeed handing such a world to your children, and if you cared you'd have researched whst scientists said rather than listen to talking heads.

      But you didn't.

      And that's all I need to know.

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    28. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's a shame to see this attitude, I've traveled a lot and seen a lot, I dive, and have seen the plastic in the ocean and the injured and maimed marine life, I've seen some of the worst industrial smog on the planet.

      But the only thing to date that's made me feel sick to my stomache was a flight over greenland and the sight of the ice field just flooding into the sea. When you're inland over the ice field all you see is white, then you see these beautiful, stunning light blue marks, and it's not until you get closer that you realise that this are basically lake sized areas of the glacier just melting from the inside. When you get to the edges you see these multi-mile long torrents of the most beautiful blue just collapsing into brown wrong as it thins and becomes transparent, flooding into the ocean in volumes no human can really get their mind around.

      Of all the problems with human impact on the planet, if there was one I wish everyone could see first hand to make them wake up, I wish it was this one. It's not until you quite see the scale of the problem first hand that you can truly realise what a real problem this is. When you look at a map it's hard to really picture what this small part of the map flooding the ocean with water looks like. Only when you see the scale of this "small" part of the map flooding the ocean with water first hand can you really appreciate how utterly fucked up this is.

    29. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      even if you do not care about polar bears or coral reefs.

      Personally, I think we should genetically modify Polar Bears so that they can survive on coral reefs.

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    30. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can only take so much before I have no choice but to write this whole thing off as fear mongering. To what end, I don't know, but it's clearly obvious at this point that it is - nothing is this dire. Nothing.

      You're finally coming around. If you've forgotten (or weren't paying attention) it's been going on for over 20 years now. Seriously. It's ridiculous.
      What evidence do we have so far?
      None. Zero.
      Just more bullshit projections and stories about sinking islands they say is evidence of sea level rise.

    31. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I agree that Chicken Littlism is a bad strategy if you want to convince stupid people who are unable to distinguish between shrill alarmism and serious research. Nevertheless, that doesn't mean that YOU should be stupid.

      A hypothesis should be judged on its merits and the evidence, not on the behavior or character of its advocates.

      argumentum ad hominem

    32. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What isn't a tool for obtaining more political power? Any time you have a problem bigger than you can solve, you must defer to a government. The very existence of a government gives somebody political power. Welcome to society. Make sure those who you give more political power are doing good. War is also a tool for obtaining more political power. Wield tools wisely because climate change is real and requires real solutions. Choose your leaders based on philosophies that you agree with. Small government solutions to climate change don't exist, so elect people who will think about and find these solutions, rather than idiots paid to ignore reality.

    33. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 0

      So how would you recommend that new knowledge is shared with the public so that you would actually believe it ?

      I'm not him but hard to say.

      Pretty sure that getting Oprah to say that we'd all be toast by 2000 wasn't it though.

    34. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I don't want them to hate us and look back on us with disgust.

      For what it's worth, the evidence is that EVERY generation looks back on the ones that have gone before with some degree of disgust....

      It's true in both directions. The older generation always thinks the younger generation is destroying society. There are lots of writers from classical Greece and Rome who have made comments about how the next generation will ruin civilization. One generation complaining about another has been a static theme in human history.

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    35. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Counter point: For 30 - 40 years, people haven't taken it seriously. We expect a major singular event, like 9/11, like Katrina, Sandy, etc. The reality is, we will be telling our grandchildren how different it used to be and they'll be yawning with boredom. Meanwhile their opportunities will be much different than ours. Food will cost more. They won't be able to live in certain places. Government will be weakened.

      Hell, in my own lifetime I can tell you it ain't like it used to be.

    36. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Indeed. One of the biggest impacts we can see is damage from precipitation changes. Areas once fertile are now not getting enough rain- areas that once got less rain are now getting more- which is bad for cities which don't have proper storm drainage and leads to more flooding events. It's quite possible that climate change already costs the world many billions of dollars a year and we just can't measure the full scale of it accurately yet.

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    37. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, let's all buy giant SUVs and pickups and see if we cannot emit CO2 at an even higher rate. That will show everyone! Clearly, MAGA!

      There obviously is no middle ground between being a Luddite and not being a stereotypical American. Because MAGA?

    38. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number of extreme weather events has been increasing as has their severity. So the impact is immediate and significant, in terms of flooding, hurricanes, wild fires. Hard really to argue that the impact of climate change is not having enough of an effect, even if you do not care about polar bears or coral reefs.

      Bullshit. Nobody really believes this. It's like people who go to church on Sunday and really believe, but then carry on with their lives the same as anyone else.

      I don't see anybody deciding not to buy that beach house because the sea level might eventually rise a little.

    39. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False. Accumulated cyclone energy is falling. Tornado counts are falling. The diurnal temperature swing is falling. Average world wind speeds are falling. Pretty much none of the extreme weather events are there. You're either misinformed or lying.

    40. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is an extremely confused response. This essentially says that the more scientists are concerned about a problem the less you are concerned. If you keep seeing a lot of different articles and ways something might be a problem, and one isn't personally a subject matter expert, deciding to then dismiss all of it is the opposite of good logic. That said, it is true that by nature of media coverage the less concerning predictions about climate change get less attention in the general media, so you might not see them as much, but that doesn't change the fact that the broad consensus is pretty severe. Studies like this are trying to figure out just how severe that is, and even the mild predictions are pretty serious. Honestly, your response comes across a little as someone who has decided that you aren't going to bother making any even small changes in your lifestyle and then found a justification for it.

      I largely share the parent's conclusions, and am pretty convinced it's the most rational response too.

      If we walk back to Gore's noble prize for an inconvenient truth and the IPCC's work, at that time those calling for action and change all cited the scientific consensus, that the science was settled. Anyone with a dissenting opinion on the impacts or the best course of action was called a denier.

      The thing is, the crowd trying to push an agenda of carbon taxes, industry cutbacks, etc has repeatedly dragged out scientific studies like the above out to declare that we must act now because, oh no, it's even worse than we feared.

      The rational crowd though is starting to question how come the scientific consensus that was so settled, is now being overturned on a seemingly annual basis, and maybe those pushing for change and dragging this reports into the spotlight are just playing chicken little to get their agenda through.

      An easy example, the most recent IPCC 5AR(2013, so 7 extra years of research since Gore's Nobel prize), says the following on sea level rise to 2100:
      For the period 2081–2100, compared to 1986–2005, global mean sea level rise is likely (medium confidence) to be in the 5 to 95% range of projections from process-based models, which give 0.26 to 0.55 m for RCP2.6, 0.32 to 0.63 m for RCP4.5, 0.33 to 0.63 m for RCP6.0, and 0.45 to 0.82 m for RCP8.5. For RCP8.5, the rise by 2100 is 0.52 to 0.98 m with a rate during 2081–2100 of 8 to 16 mm yr–1.
      We have considered the evidence for higher projections and have concluded that there is currently insufficient evidence to evaluate the probability of specific levels above the assessed likely range. Based on current understanding, only
      the collapse of marine-based sectors of the Antarctic ice sheet, if initiated, could cause global mean sea level to rise substantially above the likely range during the 21st century. This potential additional contribution cannot be precisely quantified but there is medium confidence that it would not exceed several tenths of a meter of sea level rise during the 21st century.

      Scenario 8.5 is to show the worst case, if emissions are still accelerating in 2100, and has it's range of 0.52m to .98m sea level rise by 2100. That's what the "settled" science says, but then along comes a headline claiming things are happening much faster, even "increasing exponentially as a result of manmade global warming".

      The good news for the scientific crowd though, is if you read closer, the Nature article linked does acknowledge the IPCC work and makes far more modest claims, merely that this may alter future IPCC corrections. This is in contract to the chicken littles writing the headlines.

      Ignoring all of the oh-no it's even worse and now it's even more important to act crowd is a good idea, they are generally trying to use deception to manipulate people.

    41. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by JoshuaZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First of all, the US is one of the countries which is doing the least to help out with climate change. Note in contrast for example, that Sweden is reaching its 2030 goals for renewable energy by the end of the this year https://www.thelocal.se/20180716/sweden-to-reach-2030-renewable-energy-goal-in-2018. Moreover, the US per a capita CO2 production is over twice that of the EU and about three times the world average https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions. We're doing less than other countries, and have more that we can easily do. But many of the things that one can do, like eating less meat, getting a hybrid or electric car, getting home solar panels, will not just be good for the environment, but will save you money.

    42. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess if my neighbors, family, and friends qualify as Government, then...

    43. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      So how would you recommend that new knowledge is shared with the public so that you would actually believe it ?

      I think folks like the parent are asking to be engaged honestly, rather than trying to be tricked and frightened into doing what they are 'supposed' to do.

      He's just pointing out a very real problem that the alarmist crowd is creating.

      Go back to the first IPCC report and Al Gore's movie and shared Nobel prize. Assume the parent poster paid attention, looked at the evidence and agreed it looks sound and made a decision to make certain changes and support some actions to improve things. Now, during all the backlash, parent was onside with the movement to improve things, and had seen the scientific consensus from the IPCC and could agree to summarizing things as 'settled'. Thus, calling out the opponents and hold outs as denying the science seemed rational.

      Fast forward a year or two though, and multiple head lines have come out from the alarmists that oh no, these couple scientists had demonstrated it's much worse than we though, we must act even more. Maybe parent even accepted this, science does refine itself, so ok.

      A few years later, and even more reports stating things are going to be even worse than last years worse pile onto each other. There comes a point when the parent says stop, somebody somewhere in all this is either lying about just how settled the original science actually was, or just how much worse these new studies actually are showing things to be, and maybe all those folks being called deniers were being called wrong for political and not scientific reasons.

    44. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      I would have given money, changed my lifestyle, my purchasing habits, whatever was required - and I did, for a time.

      That's not how it works. What's needed is for you to vote for people who will do something about it, and convince others to do so as well. Nothing you can do on a personal level means jack diddly shit.

      And there it is in a nutshell. "Climate change" is only cared about as a tool for obtaining more political power.

      j/k(because some kind of sarcasm tag is mandatory.)

      Exactly what you'd expect a shill for Big Oil to say. There's no money to be made in saving the planet, only the Big Oil agenda has a financial incentive to deceive and manipulate people. Control of carbon taxes and cap-and-trade markets surely don't provide an incentive of control. You'd have to be some political big dog already to profit that way, but you don't see any big wig folks like former presidential candidates with skin in the game like that.

    45. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      While we are at it, we should make them nicer too. Murdering baby seals... Such jerks!

    46. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because more taxes to change behavior worked so well in France.

    47. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct, we [the working class] are tired of hearing about it..

      Why? Because there is SFA we can do about it, the working class have no choice other than to work in CO2 emitting industries, and consume its products and services - we simply cannot afford to do otherwise, even if there was a CO2 neutral or negative choice.

      This problem was created by greedy rich people wanting more, and sweet talking the govts of the world into leaning their way. And it will be solved by greedy rich people in the end, because at some point the economic system they invented and put in place to make and keep them rich will start to fail them.

      Now, in an ideal world the governments we vote in should see through this crap with a longer term view of the world and the wellbeing of its citizens, but we all know that's a big joke, the reality is govts are in the pockets of the rich.

      There you have it. Stop caring, and start thinking about how you're going to mitigate the effects for yourself, your kids, and their kids. Some examples, don't live at sea level or near it, sell that house now and move somewhere 400ft ASL or higher, get out of areas where the climate is shitting the bed already (fires, hurricanes etc). Get into prepping (yeah a good chunk of this is a bunch of wackos) but there are some worthwhile takeaways from this crowd that'll help you get through disruptions to the system when they start to happen.

    48. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction, the current administration (US Government) is not doing much, why? Because unlike you, we actually have a far more democratic system in place, which means the govt can't just go off and do whatever it likes. It has to get the support of its people, guess what, rich people which hold a lot of sway over what the govt does don't care about this. Why is the system like that that you ask? Lets rewind about 300 years, oh yeah, thats right (light bulb goes on). Greed, the UK govt wanted to collect taxes, the rich white men that escaped Europe for a better life and freedom, said no to that crap, kicked the brits out and wrote a constitution to define how they wanted things to work around here.

      Glad I could clear that up for you. You're welcome!

    49. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by penandpaper · · Score: 2

      the next generation will ruin civilization ... One generation complaining about another has been a static theme in human history.

      Considering nearly all civilizations have collapsed into ruin, a few generations were correct about the younger ones ruining everything!

    50. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2

      I don't care about Europe and what they are doing.

      That's a strange claim to make given that you just said in your previous comment that "If everyone in the US became Luddites and lived to pre-industrial standards, it still woudln't matter because other countries will not be as determined." My point about Europe was in response to you claiming that you apparently care precisely about what other countries are doing.

      I care about my standard of living and what I can do. Per capita doesn't mean shit to my life and I don't want my standard of living lowered. I probably have a lower average carbon consumption so why should I concern myself about per capita when, again, it doesn't matter what the US does if other countries don't care.

      You appear to engaging in some degree of inconsistency, where you in one sentence say that you don't care about what other countries are doing and then argue that it doesn't matter what the US is doing if other countries aren't doing anything, when my entire point was that other countries are doing all sorts of things. And yes, per a capita does matter: it is a sign that very small changes in lifestyle can have a large impact. I don't know why you think you have a lower average carbon consumption (I presume you mean output not consumption there)- compared to whom? Certainly not the Europeans or most other people on this planet.

      I enjoy eating meat and I will eat it when I want. I don't have money for a new car or solar panels. Do you have any suggestion that doesn't cost money or seem like Lent?

      So in other words, you don't want to do something which will save money for you, even if you don't have much money right now, and you are willing to keep doing things which you know cause damage to everyone in the long-term, including yourself, so you can occasionally have tasty food. Do you not see a problem with that? In any event, I'm not even trying to suggest you don't eat meat, but eating less meat is a major way one can help out.

      You don't know what I have done or how I live my life but expect more money and more action. Fuck off. Because right now, it seems like you are preaching a religion. "Give up the loins of your decadence and forfeit the pleasures of life before God. Fasten your belts and shiver in winter for warmth and eat not the swine or drink the milk of Bos taurus. Carbon Tax will save thy children in the last days before the coming apocalypse. You will be blessed tenfold the tithing you pay toward Gods son the Green Savior. We are all carbon using sinners and must suffer to redeem our souls. In the name of God, his Green Son, and the Holy Carbon Tax. Amen."

      It is true that I don't personally know what you've done with your life. However, it is pretty clear from this conversation that you are unwilling to do any of the major steps that would actually be helpful. I'm not sure also why you have so much anger over this that you feel a need to tell someone who is commenting on what one can practically do to "fuck off." You appear to be also making some very bad pattern matching here. Yes, many religions engaged in self-denial and similar activity. That doesn't mean that reducing one's use of a specific resource can't make sense, and it doesn't mean that deliberately reducing consumption of some types of goods must somehow be a religion. The actual science and facts are that this can help. Simply ignoring the massive CO2 output created by meat consumption and regular cars and the like and labeling it a "religion" isn't a substantial or productive argument.

      Note, I don't deny AGW or think the science is wrong or w/e. I don't like the Fear mongering, harping hippy hypocrites, and the solutions those people bring.

      I don't know who the harping hippy hypocrites are in this context (if you mean the sort of people who claim to care about AGW but then try to block nuclear power plants, yeah, such

    51. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      I agree that Chicken Littlism is a bad strategy if you want to convince stupid people who are unable to distinguish between shrill alarmism and serious research. Nevertheless, that doesn't mean that YOU should be stupid.

      Yeah, calling people stupid doesn't seem to be working all that well either. Lost you a presidential election recently, I noticed.

      But it gives you a little thrill, so I guess that's some sort of payoff.

    52. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Exactly what you'd expect a shill for Big Oil to say.

      Shouldn't I be getting a check if I'm a shill?

      Where's my check?? Dang, we evil minions need a union or something.

    53. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by penandpaper · · Score: 0

      My point about Europe was in response to you claiming that you apparently care precisely about what other countries are doing. ... here you in one sentence say that you don't care about what other countries are doing and then argue that it doesn't matter what the US is doing if other countries aren't doing anything, when my entire point was that other countries are doing all sorts of things

      Bad wording on my part. As I said before, even large changes to my life won't matter. If the US and EU did everything that would not solve the problem. The entire US going to pre-industrial levels wouldn't change a thing. There is an entire world and many billions wanting a better life. I do not want to deny them a better standard of living and will not expect them to forfeit it because of climate guilt.

      lower average carbon consumption

      Average for American.

      you don't want to do something which will save money for you, even if you don't have much money right now, and you are willing to keep doing things which you know cause damage to everyone in the long-term,

      I should do something I can't afford because in 10 years I can make the money back and piety? I don't have money for these expensive things you ask for. Please, tell me how I am supposed to do these things I cannot afford.

      eating less meat is a major way one can help out.

      I said if I want to eat meat I will. Again, you don't know what I have done or how I have lived my life but expect more money and more changes to my life because Europeans think their shit doesn't stink and per capita. No.

      you are unwilling to do any of the major steps that would actually be helpful.

      Unwilling? My reference to religion is apt. You don't have any of the facts and yet start preaching the gospel on what a good follower should do as if I am an unbeliever because I haven't shown the same piety. What part of anything I have said made it seem like I was unwilling? I said I don't want my standard of living changed and I cannot afford a new car or solar panels.

      I want a better standard of living. I want others to have a better standard of living too. Is that wrong? Should I feel guilty? I should abstain from that life goal because per capita and European condescension? Nothing I can do will affect the outcome.

    54. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This is an extremely confused response
      It's not. It's the sound of a frightened person trying to rationalise and bluster away a frighting reality.

    55. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      ... is a serious problem that is extremely difficult, if not impossible, to fix without giving political power to people who are concerned about it. Nice try casting a rational response into something sinister though.

      Where have I heard that one before. We can only fix the problem by giving them more power...

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    56. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no one credible with a dissenting opinion for all practical purposes. The number of dissenting scientists with any relevant expertise is on par with the number of creationist paleontologists. We have the documentary evidence that the entire AGW denier movement was started by and funded by oil companies which knew about AGW in the 1970's. You are a fool.

    57. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a faggot who needs to die painfully.

    58. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      So what are the positive effects of a 2C rise going to be? There have to be some, why aren't they ever discussed for context?

    59. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      If the US and EU did everything that would not solve the problem.

      That's true, but that's not a reason that you should make no effort or that the US and EU should make zero effort. Moreover, other countries are changing what they are doing. For example, solar power is being installed in India at a rapid rate, by many metrics more rapidly than it is in the US https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/industry/energy/power/government-working-to-double-generation-target-from-solar-parks/articleshow/53268569.cms.

      There is an entire world and many billions wanting a better life. I do not want to deny them a better standard of living and will not expect them to forfeit it because of climate guilt.

      This isn't about "climate guilt"- in fact,many of the developing countries will suffer the most under climate projections. Heat waves in developing countries which are already in warm climates have far more of an impact on daily living and food production than they will in temperate climates in developed countries. But I agree that denying those people a better life is a bad idea: hence, reduce one's CO2 output so one doesn't harm them. And if one does want to make sure they do well, then donate to the Solar Electric Light Fund which gets solar panels in developing nations http://www.self.org/. If we do things right, then the developing grids will come online with minimal use of fossil fuels and so will get a high standard of living without any issues. But it is the height of hypocrisy to claim that because you don't want to deny them a high standard of living therefore you should eat a lot of meat and use CO2 now.

      I should do something I can't afford because in 10 years I can make the money back and piety? I don't have money for these expensive things you ask for. Please, tell me how I am supposed to do these things I cannot afford.

      I'm not asking you to do anything involving "piety" and I'm not telling you to do anything you cannot afford. If you cannot afford to buy solar panels then don't do it. But there's a serious problem in your line of logic when you say you won't buy solar panels or do anything else because you cannot afford it, but when pointed out that meat consumption is expensive and also damaging refuse to even consider reducing meat consumption. If one cannot afford to take those active steps, then that's all the more reason you should take the steps which actually would save you money in the short term; that's especially the case because the lower your income bracket the higher proportion of your income ends up going to food.

      Again, you don't know what I have done or how I have lived my life but expect more money and more changes to my life because Europeans think their shit doesn't stink and per capita. No.

      I don't know what you've done with your life. I do know that by your own description you are utterly unwilling to do any of the most basic steps to help out, even ones which will save you money, right now, literally today with no investment on your part. And yes, the European attitudes can be pretty annoying; although many European countries have done a lot of good, many have not. Moreover, some have been actively counterproductive, like Germany turning off its nuclear power as a supposed "green" move, but that doesn't change the basic parameters. And yes, per a capita matters because it reflects systemic and large-scale indications of what one can do. As for not knowing what you personally have done, you could of course state explicitly what you've done, but you haven't in this thread, and my tentative guess is that you haven't because you've done jack. I for example don't own a car (which also saves money) and rarely eat meat. I'm skipping referencing your next

    60. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      There is no one credible with a dissenting opinion for all practical purposes. The number of dissenting scientists with any relevant expertise is on par with the number of creationist paleontologists. We have the documentary evidence that the entire AGW denier movement was started by and funded by oil companies which knew about AGW in the 1970's. You are a fool.

      Poor effort, you clearly didn't read a word I wrote.

      You realize that when a group like the IPCC says they have High Confidence that changes due to climate change will be in range x,y,z that dissenting opinions are not only those with less severe predictions, but equally those like that linked here citing more severe changes?

    61. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you feel the same way about brushing your teeth? "Oh ho, I didn't brush yesterday and look! I still have teeth! So much for all those dire warnings, I'm never going to brush again!"

      Just because you keep hearing the same message over and over, that doesn't mean it's not true.

      Incidentally, this "40-60 years" you quote seems at odds with the oft-cited story that "in the 1970s they were predicting a new ice age", but don't let a little cognitive dissonance stand in your way.

    62. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Mostly because it'll be very bad for human civilization. It'll be good for jellyfish, insects that survive the current collapse will be less constrained on size with the higher O2. The rest of the wild megafauna (down to 7% or so of total mammalian biomass vs humans + livestock) that have survived the anthropocene so far will probably go extinct, which will be sort of good for trees, because not all of them are going to survive with their ranges being much less contiguous than they were during historical temperature shifts (which also were slower paced). Basically anything small, short lived, and that reproduces in large numbers will be what has a good time of it. Anything that requires more stability in its ecosystem (rule of thumb: larger than a dog) will fare poorly, especially specialist species. It's like asking about the positive effects of your town burning down... the soil carbon content has increased, I guess?

    63. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      when pointed out that meat consumption is expensive and also damaging refuse to even consider reducing meat consumption. ... I do know that by your own description you are utterly unwilling to do any of the most basic steps to help out, even ones which will save you money, right now, literally today with no investment on your part.

      I didn't refuse to consider anything. You assumed and continue to assume what I have done or willing to do. Why don't you ask me directly if you are not sure. Yes, I already knew about it and do it! I go months without eating meat sometimes. I do enjoy eating meat and will do so when I want. Sometimes, I want a bloody red steak or chew on rib bones. Sue me. You are parroting talking points under false assumptions because I do not share the same piety. You are acting like a religious zealot proselytizing to an unbeliever.

      I don't know what you've done with your life. I do know that by your own description

      You know your interpretation of my description which is fundamentally wrong. My own description: " Even large changes to my lifestyle will not matter. I care about my standard of living and what I can do. I enjoy eating meat and I will eat it when I want. I don't have money for a new car or solar panels."

      Does that mean I am unwilling to do things if it doesn't affect my living standard?
      The things I can do, can it influence per capita? If not why should I care per capita?
      Do you have any suggestion that doesn't cost money or seem like Lent?

    64. Re: I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a moment there I thought you were the sort of person who sought out data and evidence in order to be informed.

      But with "seemingly overturned on an annual basis" you revealed your true colors and blew it.

      Stop wasting time nit-picking and start playing your part in fixing this very real problem.

    65. Re: I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      For a moment there I thought you were the sort of person who sought out data and evidence in order to be informed.

      But with "seemingly overturned on an annual basis" you revealed your true colors and blew it.

      Stop wasting time nit-picking and start playing your part in fixing this very real problem.

      Spend a little more time reading what I said rather than trying to identify what team I appear to be on...

      The GP was pointing out disillusionment from the continual headlines stating new discoveries showing AGW is going to be much worse than previously thought. Those discoveries, like the linked article here, are what I am referencing as 'seemingly' over-turning the previously 'settled scientific consensus'. The rest of my post referencing the IPCC and the linked article being mis-characterized for a sensational headline make that clear.

      The point being made/defended was simple. If alarmists(not scientists) want to decry opponents of their political solutions as deniers of 'settled science', they can only sensationalize so many headlines like 'OH NO, it's going to be even worse than anticipated" before they are the ones that have repeatedly insisted that their 'settled' science was entirely out to lunch.

      Again, my original post finished by observing that the actual journal article in this case does make reference to the IPCC, does NOT claim to have overturned the IPCC predictions, and merely notes that their additional evidence will be compiled into the overall collective analysis the IPCC uses for it's next report. That is to say, the sensational headlines from the journalists are the BS, are the scientists meanwhile are not the ones declaring everyone panic, the previous IPCC finding have been overturned...

    66. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      At this point we've turned it into a bigger issue than climate change ever was.

      It is climate change, genius.

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    67. Re: I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      There is general consensus about existence of warming but the more you go down to details the more variation in model results you will see. That's what AC was saying.

      This is very expected situation for anyone familiar with modeling of complex systems.

      And nobody knows what will happen in 2100. Spit on the face of anyone who claims that. Predictions of local weather to the next day sometimes a cause of great hilarity in my family, so when one claims what is going to happen in 2100, it's not even funny.

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    68. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Phillip2 · · Score: 1

      "You're either misinformed or lying."

      These are certainly two possibilities. Slashdot is never a particularly good place to present in depth evidence, of course. The increase in extreme weather and changes in the climate are now happening to such an extent that they fall into my and many other peoples personal experience. A small thing, I think, besides the weight of collected evidence, but one that is important to me.

      We will and are loosing many things of value.

    69. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Phillip2 · · Score: 1

      "I don't see anybody deciding not to buy that beach house because the sea level might eventually rise a little."

      Maybe not. But, in my country, many people are deciding not to buy houses because of flash water flooding risks, often in areas considered previously safe. That's changed a lot over the last 20 years.

    70. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A hypothesis should be judged on its merits and the evidence, not on the behavior or character of its advocates.

      When AGW proponents ask the public to trust the "science" and the scientists who produce the "science", the behavior and character of its advocates should be very thoroughly scrutinized. Since few of us are scientists or even climate scientists, the character and credibility of such scientists are essential to gaining public support. This much is obvious to anyone who can think for themselves.

      Argumentum ad verecundiam

      Given your strict adherence to judging on merit, we better not see you citing so-called "scientific consensus" as reason to believe in AGW. People agreeing with one another only proves they think the same -- it doesn't prove the merits of their case.

      Argumentum ad populum

      You should leave the critical thinking to those unafraid and open-minded enough to question and critique the AGW groupthink.

    71. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Counter point: For 30 - 40 years, people haven't taken it seriously.

      In 2008, during the Republican presidential debate in Des Moines, the moderator asked the candidates to raise their hands if they believed global warming was a "serious threat". Only Fred Thompson failed to raise his hand, and even he refused to say he didn't think it was a threat, only that he felt it was a complex issue that shouldn't be reduced to a hand going up or down.

      Global warming denialism is now a right-wing litmus test, but it wasn't always that way.

    72. Re: I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People have been telling me for hundreds of seconds that the sun goes away and a darkness called night envelopes the land. It's bull. I woke up, and the sun has only ever gotten higher and brighter all day. Clearly it will continue to get brighter forever!

    73. Re: I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking denier and you and everyone like you is a threat to humanity. We're nearing the point where the only path to save humanity will be to jail or destroy people like you

    74. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      This is an extremely confused response. This essentially says that the more scientists are concerned about a problem the less you are concerned.

      It's the contrarian mentality. Thing is if a bunch of smart, well educated experts say something then you're not smart for going along with what they say. It's basically a default, sensible, neutral position. the only way to show you're smart is to disagree because presumably you know something all those "experts" don't... or something.

      And it's linear. If you disagree with twice as many experts then you're *twice* as smart.

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    75. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Where have I heard that one before. We can only fix the problem by giving them more power...

      We have to take over the government. Hopefully we can do it the way we're supposed to be able to do it, by voting. But ha ha ha

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    76. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      I'm deeply sorry that you are unable or unwilling to do anything that will other people if it takes either you spending resources or having fewer tasty foods on occasion. No, I don't have any suggestions for people who apparently fundamentally lack a basic sense of altruism.

    77. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reality is, we will be telling our grandchildren how different it used to be and they'll be yawning with boredom. Meanwhile their opportunities will be much different than ours. Food will cost more.

      You can blame government regulation, taxation, and other harmful economic policies on that. Government policy has driven manufacturing and many other jobs overseas, has artificially increased prices through excessive taxes and regulation like Obamacare, and caused the "Great Recession" due to policies designed to help people own houses who weren't in a position to own a house to begin with. But hey, all this stuff sounded good and got people elected at one time or another.

      Government is a much bigger threat than even the most bombastic Global Warming, I mean, Climate Change predictions. Even our military agrees the national debt racked up by the federal government is our biggest national security threat, not unproven, alarmist claims of Global Climate Warming Change.

    78. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Religion on brother. The Church of Holy Green needs more people like you.

    79. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " But there's no way things are as bad as they say. (snip). But after years of constant escalation of rhetoric, I am done."

      Textbook example of denial. Emotion trumps logic.

    80. Re: I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Spend a little more time reading what I said rather than trying to identify what team I appear to be on..."

      You identified your team yourself by trotting out the same stupid, pig ignorant denier rhetorical talking point three times in the same post. "oohh, settled is not settled, nyaa ni nyaa nyaa", count 'em, three times.

      If stupid games of semantics are all you have to offer, you clearly have no interest in the actual facts, and it becomes obvious that your team is the "little snivelling denybabies."

    81. Re:I've stopped paying any attention to this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who claims the science is settled doesn't know what science is.

  5. Worse impacts? by gazelam · · Score: 2

    With that much fresh water entering the north Atlantic, it could well shift the North Atlantic current and that could more drastically affect the climate of Europe and create some dramatic cooling there. That might, in the long run, be worse for Europe than the rising sea levels.

    1. Re: Worse impacts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like giant ice hurricanes over the whole northern hemisphere capable of freezing people and helicopter fuel instantly?

      Better call Dennis Quaid.

    2. Re: Worse impacts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europeans are far more prepared for environmental concerns than people give them credit for. You should hang out with them more. Lovely people. Millions of them just making sâ(TM)mores and talking about the weather

  6. Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A whole extra inch over the next 500 years!

    1. Re: Oh no by jd · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. Even John Wyndham figured that out.

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  7. Upthrust potential of Greenland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the weight of millions of tonnes of ice cap is released there should also be an increase in seismic activity. The potential for earth quakes in areas that were fairly stable is there. Hopefully sudden radical upthrust does not occur the way it did on the west coast of North America after last ice age. The native populations of the West Coast all have flood stories related to an upthrust event that occurred very suddenly. We cannot know for certain what will occur as the ice caps are lost but we can make good guesses at what could occur. Either way displacing a huge portion of the earths ice at an accelerated rate due to our redistribution of carbon from where it is sequestered into the earths atmosphere is not something we may be able to deal with other than with a sudden decrease in our populations and the resultant decrease in our use of carbon based fuels.

  8. Right after the next ice age... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sea levels will rise, right after the next ice age, that was predicted in the 1970s. These climate predictions must be chronological, right?

    1. Re:Right after the next ice age... by Phillip2 · · Score: 2

      CO2 in the atmosphere has gone up and down over the years with a natural cycle; we should be at a peak now. Looking at the climate on the scales of 10,000's of years, you would predict that it would be getting colder and this is, indeed, what was predicted back in the 70's. However, instead of peaking, CO2 has gone up and up. Hence the predictions have changed. The change caused by human production of CO2 has massively outweighed any natural cycle.

      Predictions change as either knowledge or the world changes. Since the 70s, both of these have happened.

    2. Re:Right after the next ice age... by Freischutz · · Score: 2

      CO2 in the atmosphere has gone up and down over the years with a natural cycle; we should be at a peak now. Looking at the climate on the scales of 10,000's of years, you would predict that it would be getting colder and this is, indeed, what was predicted back in the 70's. However, instead of peaking, CO2 has gone up and up. Hence the predictions have changed. The change caused by human production of CO2 has massively outweighed any natural cycle.

      Predictions change as either knowledge or the world changes. Since the 70s, both of these have happened.

      CO2 levels over the last 10.000 years according to ice core data: https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qtL...

    3. Re:Right after the next ice age... by Phillip2 · · Score: 1

      "CO2 levels over the last 10.000 years according to ice core data"

      Yes. Go back a bit further (half a million or so) and you will see cyclicity.

  9. A Call To Arms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Attack Greenland! Send the best the Queen has! Up with this we will not put!

  10. Mar-a-Lago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm personally going to buy a boat just so I can sail it over Mar-a-Lago once this happens.

    #MAGA

  11. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Fucking hell, slashdot, must every other article be about global warming or trump or full communism now???

    FUCK OFF

    Um, sorry. As a person of a younger generation that will need to deal with the accumulation from this shit storm, NO. So sorry that you need to be bothered with news stories about the mess that you have helped create. Yup, it was far easier when we pretended we could talk about effects to far off future generations. It was incredibly wrong AND some of these "far off future generations" are now old enough to be able to understand that we are getting screwed over.

  12. Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners!

    1. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by WindBourne · · Score: 0

      Too late. Trump is already here and is now running the deficit up to 666 Billion/year.

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  13. Re:Sloppy models? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? With all of the billions of dollars that have been poured into climate "research," that research never took into account what might happen to Greenland ice sheets if the temperature increased.. until now?

    Years ago. Many years ago. There has long been hypothesis regarding a possible disruption of the Gulf stream by Greenland icemelt.

    If the gulf stream is substantially weakened or changes course, weather in the British Isles might be affected, and become much colder. If you were to look at a map, the British Isles are similar in latitude to Montana in the US. Yet Palm trees grow in Ireland.

    This is because the Gulf Stream moderates the weather in the British Isles. The Gulf stream goes away, or changes course, the British Isles could see weather more in keeping with it's high latitude. This does not negate Global warming, just changes the weather in various areas.

    The lack of attention to detail is just another of many indicators that modern climate "research" is completely insincere and disinterested in actually finding the truth. It's all about foisting an agenda.

    Foolish child. You are the one who has not been paying attention. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  14. rabbit hole time by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Stop it Greenland!

  15. Any day now we are all going to drown! by Charcharodon · · Score: 0, Troll

    May rise? Let me know when we ACTUALLY see some sea rise. Then we can talk about 75% taxers and regulations that basically make everyone a slave to the government, you know like in Europe.

    1. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually, it has been rising slowly for something like 30 years. This would be an acceleration in how much is added yearly.

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    2. Re:Any day now we are all going to drown! by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      It is rising and has risen. What is under discussion is the rate. What do you expect to happen when Greenland's ice sheet melts, exactly, other than sea level rise? You may also have failed to notice plate tectonics, as far as other slow yet observable processes go.

    3. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by jd · · Score: 1

      Europe has freedom you could only dream of. And, no, no 75% taxes.

      If you have to wait until you're drowned, you can do nothing and there will be no government. Or, indeed, any society either. If, and someone that stupid is unlikely to be capable, you survive the next 40-50 years, you'll enter a world closer to Year of the Burn Up.

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    4. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by PPH · · Score: 0

      Europe has freedom you could only dream of.

      Great. I'll just pop into my local Aldi and pick up an AR-15.

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    5. Re:Any day now we are all going to drown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sealevel is already higher. It's about 5 inches over 30 years and predicted to accelerate. So, shall we open a discussion about 75% taxes now?

    6. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's been rising since the end of the last ice age.

    7. Re:Any day now we are all going to drown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you expect to happen when Greenland's ice sheet melts, exactly, other than sea level rise?

      I expect grass to grow in Greenland. Maybe even small trees if they are lucky.

    8. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL. So you nothing of Europe if you think any European country has the level of freedom of the USA.

    9. Re:Any day now we are all going to drown! by hey! · · Score: 2

      OK, here you go: between 1993 and 2014, global sea level rose 2.4 inches according to NOAA.

      This amounts to a background increase of 1/8 inch per year and is mostly due to the ocean's thermal expansion.

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    10. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europe has freedom I could only dream of?

      https://www.dw.com/en/calling-...

      I dream of the freedom to call a pedophile a pedophile.

    11. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try buying booze in the US if you lack ID. Hardly freedom...

    12. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by PPH · · Score: 1

      Try buying booze in the US if you lack ID.

      Alcohol kills more people per year than guns, let alone AR-15s.

      Five day waiting period on that bottle of Scotch when?

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    13. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      Freedom from what being able to do basic math? What country are you from? Just the VAT alone is pretty much 20% or more in every country. Throw in another 10-25% corporate and 20-55% income tax and you easily get to an effective rate of 75% in nearly all of the countries.

      I've lived in multiple places in Europe. I had more freedom back home.

    14. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

      Bottle of booze will run you $80 in Europe and $30 for the same bottle in the US. I like to think of an ID card as a massive discount card.

    15. Re:Any day now we are all going to drown! by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      The most amazing thing about maybe a 1/8inch per year change is that gives you plenty of time to plan on moving.

      Where I grew up (Missouri) there are mountains, little mountains, but mountains all the same that are the remains of ancient reefs and islands. You can go hiking up said mountains and find sea shells everywhere. We are talking several thousands of feet of elevation.

      I'm pretty sure we'll be fine even if the ocean starts jumping up a foot every 100 years or so.

    16. Re: Any day now we are all going to drown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm ever since we started that trade war with China.

      Therefore it's China's fault. One more thing we can blame them for.

  16. all fake news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And there we go again, since more than 20 years, they are telling us the sea levels are rising, and we are to blame. And bij 2013 half Europe would be under water, than they had to correct it, it became 2030, now it's like 2050. And in the last 20 years, the sea levels haven't risen any centimeter, and the Netherlands still has the same beaches as 30 years ago...

    Banks are still loaning you money to pay off for 30 years, even thou half Europe would be under water by then...

    But hey you are allowed to believe any horror fairy tales you desire to...

    1. Re: all fake news by jd · · Score: 2

      Nobody claimed that for 2013. Fictional claims make you look stupider than you already are.

      The sea levels have indeed been rising, in line with actual prediction.

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  17. Tell the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Tell the truth, at least occasionally.
    I've been told the Himalayan glaciers will be gone by 2032, it was a misprint from an alarmist advertisement with no scientific backing, but was reprinted EVERYWHERE about 10 years ago.
    It will never snow in DC again, then DC is crippled by snow that year.
    It will never snow in UK again, then the UK is crippled by snow.
    Its the warmest year in the US by FAR, until you include Alaska that year then it was one of the coldest ever.
    Sea temps are going up faster than expected, first person who double checks it finds they lied (Just 2 weeks ago)
    Polar bears going extinct, Canada is now having issues with Polar Bear overpopulation in areas.

    It just never stops with the EASILY provable lies they tell. You can go ahead and say those are journalists, but none of you AWGers are calling out the lies and it made you lose credibility. You knew they were lies, and called people names for pointing it out, because the lies supported your agenda, not realizing it wrecked credibility. You've lost most people because of that.

    1. Re:Tell the truth by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It will never snow in DC again, then DC is crippled by snow that year.
      It will never snow in UK again, then the UK is crippled by snow.

      Whoever told you either of those two things is an idiot and no one in the mainstream scientific community believes that it will never snow again in those locations. What they probably said (or what the scientists said before twisted by someone somewhere) was, snow will be more rare- but also more extreme when it does occur in those locations.

      Its the warmest year in the US by FAR, until you include Alaska that year then it was one of the coldest ever.

      Yeah, and this coincides with the earlier point. As the global temperature rises, the cold polar air isn't staying put over the poles anymore- it drifts down one spot- that makes one part of the globe to get unseasonably cold and another part unseasonably warm. So yes- winter now is seeing both an increase in extreme heat AND extreme cold. It's also possible to have a highest global temperature on record whilst the US has a particularly cold season. Global climate change refers to the globe- not local weather conditions. Don't confuse local weather with global change.

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    2. Re:Tell the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read some actual data you fucking retarded piece of shit, not just the shit you want to believe. Alex Jones isn't a fucking source, alright? Get a fucking grip on reality. Let go of your pride and your confirmation bias. For one in your fucking worthless life do the right thing.

      That or just do us all a favor and walk right into traffic.

    3. Re:Tell the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will never snow in DC again, then DC is crippled by snow that year. It will never snow in UK again, then the UK is crippled by snow.

      Whoever told you either of those two things is an idiot and no one in the mainstream scientific community believes that it will never snow again in those locations.

      Then the mainstream scientific community needs to get out there and counter the lies. When they allow the statements to be made, and their own research twisted and do not counter it - then they are just as complicit in the lie.

    4. Re:Tell the truth by Mashiki · · Score: 0

      Whoever told you either of those two things is an idiot and no one in the mainstream scientific community believes that it will never snow again in those locations. What they probably said (or what the scientists said before twisted by someone somewhere) was, snow will be more rare- but also more extreme when it does occur in those locations.

      That came out of the mainstream scientific community, and was promoted by the various government meteorological offices and so forth. In the case of the UK, the MET openly stated that kids wouldn't know what snowfall was by I think it was 2015 or something. It was the same with DC. There was even bullshit like that being spewed up here in Canada, and specifically in Ontario. With metrological and scientists stating that Toronto would no longer see snow. I agree though, winters have generally been mild for oh the last 80 years along the east coast and upper/lower canada for the most part. Knew a few oldsters who grew up in the Ottawa Valley, and as kids in most winters they had to climb out 2nd story windows to get out of their houses. Even down here in Southwestern Ontario, you can find houses with simply a door on the 2nd floor. The reason is simple, late warm periods into October/November/December, the lakes not freezing up until January or sometimes not at all. Then massive cold snaps, and huge storms with 22' snowdrifts or in the rare cases of 18' lake-effect snowfalls. The fact is we've only had off-and-on over the last 20 years early cold spells where the lakes froze up.

      Yeah, and this coincides with the earlier point. As the global temperature rises, the cold polar air isn't staying put over the poles anymore- it drifts down one spot- that makes one part of the globe to get unseasonably cold and another part unseasonably warm. So yes- winter now is seeing both an increase in extreme heat AND extreme cold. It's also possible to have a highest global temperature on record whilst the US has a particularly cold season. Global climate change refers to the globe- not local weather conditions. Don't confuse local weather with global change.

      Polar air hasn't ever stayed at the poles. Go read the historical weather where it's available, or hell even go read some of the journals of the people who froze to death in first-round communities during their first winters along the US east coast, and upper and lower Canada. The winters were worse then what people experienced in Russia at the time. And within a few decades, those same areas were experiencing rampant malaria and other mosquito borne diseases until the next massive cold snap killed the disease carrying mosquito's off.

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    5. Re:Tell the truth by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      That came out of the mainstream scientific community, and was promoted by the various government meteorological offices and so forth. In the case of the UK, the MET openly stated that kids wouldn't know what snowfall was by I think it was 2015 or something.

      It's much more likely that a journalist twisted the words of a scientific study to be more "newsworthy" than for any scientist to say that. Most of the sensationalist science stories are exaggerated from less sensational science studies to make them more shock-value.

      Polar air hasn't ever stayed at the poles.

      No, it hasn't, but hasn't historically moved so far from the poles with regularity as it does now. It's almost a guarantee that somewhere far from the poles will have an astoundingly cold winter and somewhere else will have an astoundingly warm winter now. What used to be a rare occurrence is now happening every year and it's travelling further than what used to be the norm.

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    6. Re:Tell the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will never snow in DC again, then DC is crippled by snow that year.
      It will never snow in UK again, then the UK is crippled by snow.

      Whoever told you either of those two things is an idiot and no one in the mainstream scientific community believes that it will never snow again in those locations. What they probably said (or what the scientists said before twisted by someone somewhere) was, snow will be more rare- but also more extreme when it does occur in those locations.

      Did a quick google search, the independent(I know, a joke magazine) quoted folks with seeming scientific credentials here back in 2000:
      David Parker, at the Hadley Centre for Climate Prediction and Research in Berkshire, says ultimately, British children could have only virtual experience of snow.
      According to Dr David Viner, a senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia,within a few years winter snowfall will become “a very rare and exciting event”.
      “Children just aren’t going to know what snow is,” he said.

      Heavy snow will return occasionally, says Dr Viner, but when it does we will be unprepared. “We’re really going to get caught out. Snow will probably cause chaos in 20 years time,” he said.

    7. Re:Tell the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The words "I think it was... or something" tell me that you're talking from memory. That means you have no way of knowing either who you are misquoting or what they actually said.

      Don't do this. Take the time to look up your original source. Cite or STFU.

    8. Re:Tell the truth by shess · · Score: 1

      It will never snow in DC again, then DC is crippled by snow that year.
      It will never snow in UK again, then the UK is crippled by snow.

      Whoever told you either of those two things is an idiot and no one in the mainstream scientific community believes that it will never snow again in those locations.

      Then the mainstream scientific community needs to get out there and counter the lies. When they allow the statements to be made, and their own research twisted and do not counter it - then they are just as complicit in the lie.

      What should we do, Chinese-style censorship? Mass executions?

      I mean, I have never heard the statements like "It will never snow in DC again" except from people arguing against climate change saying that statements like that are excessive. Just like I've never heard my liberal friends declare that we should fight hard against Christmas, but I have relatives and friends who every year fill my Facebook feed with posts about the Liberal War On Christmas.

      The fact of the matter is that once someone is resorting to strawman arguments, there's not a lot that the other side can do to dissuade them. Once someone prefers lies to truth, adding more truth really doesn't do much.

      [I realize that I'm engaging with an Anonymous Coward who may be a troll plant in the first place. Not sure what one can do about that, either.]

    9. Re:Tell the truth by shess · · Score: 1

      Whoever told you either of those two things is an idiot and no one in the mainstream scientific community believes that it will never snow again in those locations. What they probably said (or what the scientists said before twisted by someone somewhere) was, snow will be more rare- but also more extreme when it does occur in those locations.

      That came out of the mainstream scientific community, and was promoted by the various government meteorological offices and so forth. In the case of the UK, the MET openly stated that kids wouldn't know what snowfall was by I think it was 2015 or something. It was the same with DC.

      Wow, in that case it should be SUPER EASY TO FIND, because they just came right out in the open and said it, right? And it was the government, too, not like you can walk that back.

      I can find things like this:
            http://www.bbc.com/earth/story...
      which is obviously later than your "2015 or something" statement. I could see someone reading this and thinking "There won't be snow in DC", but that would be a conclusion _they_ had based on reading this. I don't think the article in any way says that, though. Statements like "may drop by as much as 65%, on average" - they're trying hard to just present what their model is telling them without making really concrete predictions, because their model is talking about the next 100 years or something, not the coming winter, and that normal human beings have troubles operating that way.

  18. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by scsirob · · Score: 0, Troll

    As a person of a somewhat older generation I have seen the earth a lot longer than you. And I can tell you, nothing has changed much. Nothing out of the ordinary anyway. Ice has always melded. Storms were always there. Bush fires happened long before you were born. Earthquakes happened long before you were born. Hot and cold winters have been there since forever.

    Climate doesn't give a damn about us humans, it changes as it pleases. No taxes or windmills are going to change a damn bit about that. Climate doesn't care if 97% of scientists tell us it's a disaster, as science isn't democratic. It's facts. And the facts are that nothing has changed much.

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  19. Re: Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "The earth changes"

    *People changes the earth*, corrected it for you.

  20. Re: Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by jd · · Score: 2

    Ok, so you think there's no difference between a delta of x and a double diffetential of e^x.

    Your maths teacher should be fired if you're that grotesquely incompetent when it comes to rates of change.

    But you're not that stupid. Nobody is. So stop acting as if you were.

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  21. Re:Sloppy models? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone is not an expert in modeling--it does not mean that it is "modeling." We cannot exactly just experiment on a second planet Earth. We cannot predict human behavior. The basics of climate change is well understood--more green house gasses lead to increased temperatures, melting ice sheets, expanding water, sea level rise, etc. There is so much research because climate change will pretty much impact everything.

    What the summary appears to say is that observations of melting from the ice sheet appears to be non-linear (and the rate of melting appears to be increasing with temperature change). E.g., it is implying that more melting occurs going from 0.5 to 0.6 deg C temperature rise than from 0 to 0.1 deg temperature rise.

    Having worked in risk analysis modeling, I have a suspicion that many climate scientists may be too conservative. It is difficult to model the "no one gives a flip, will start flying more, drive even bigger cars, perpetually get bigger houses, try to eat even ore meat, cut down the Amazon rain forest, have drones flying all over the place, etc" without being called out for fear mongering. But this is essentially what humans are doing. (And yes, I know this does not describe the whole planet, but we still share the same atmosphere.)

  22. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by sdinfoserv · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "As a young person", you're more part of the problem then us older folk - in the US anyway. If you would actually get out and vote, get people in office who would do something, then we could change it. Sitting back, blaming previous generations is rather pointless when you refuse to exercise your rights and the tools within the system itself, is really the root cause in the US, namely elected owned assholes.

  23. Re: Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have also been on the Earth a long time. Making measurements.

    Ice is there, yes. A few hundred miles less ice on the glaciers. I assume that you can tell the difference between an ice cube and an ice sheet. Or is it all filed under ice?

    Bloody hell.

    Storms have always been there. In different places, with different moisure content.

    Maybe the Khmer Empire thought the same as you, just before they died horribly. They'd moved the atmospheric rivers by several hundred miles. Sure, there was rain. Just not near them, because they were idiots.

    Don't copy them.

    The temperature has risen to levels that are higher than what they should be given prevailing conditions. But that's not as important as the gradient. The gradient has never occurred in historic times, or indeed any time since the last asteroid strike.

    But you ignore that and assume all gradients are equal, all numbers are equal.

    They are not.

    The Khmer discovered this too late. This time, you're plsying not with millions of lives but billions. Ignorance isn't going to save even one of them. There is no plea bargain with physics.

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  24. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by nagora · · Score: 2

    And the facts are that nothing has changed much.

    Your facts are out of date.

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  25. This might actually good. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    If it stops the north atlantic conveyor, it could cause a mini-ice age instead, that would refreeze the arctic. Of course, northern Europe, Russia, nor anybody close to the equator might not be happy.

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    1. Re:This might actually good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's more is that if the salinity of ocean water drops low enough we can just drink it without desalinating thereby ending the fresh water shortage.

    2. Re:This might actually good. by hey! · · Score: 1

      A slowdown of the North Atlantic Conveyor would result in reduced frequency hurricanes for the Southeast US. That's the good news. The bad news is that the ones that made it here will carry a lot more rain.

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  26. MILLIONS ARE GONNA DIE!!! by furasato · · Score: 1, Informative

    So, I hear millions of people are going to die... Uhh... How? Are they just going to wade into water and drown themselves? Are they going to walk into deserts with no water? Are they going to sit in the sun, day after day, with no food or water? People that believe claims like this are complete idiots. And many do. Actually, we should be lucky, considering much of the Northern half of the USA is usually covered in thick sheets of ice. It's only because we're in a cycle as described by Milankovitch where, yes, the world is warming. But this is only temporary. As our irregular orbit around the sun continues, we'll eventually peak, and then quickly descend into another ice age. So really, enjoy the warming it while it lasts.

    1. Re:MILLIONS ARE GONNA DIE!!! by PPH · · Score: 1

      Are they just going to wade into water and drown themselves?

      Millions of people in places like Bangladesh live within a meter or two of the current sea level. During storms they already experience serious flooding. Now you might think that they could just migrate inland. But there are already people living there. Who will kill them.

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    2. Re:MILLIONS ARE GONNA DIE!!! by hey! · · Score: 1

      They're going to die because of drought, crop failures, flooding, and economic collapse in the more vulnerable places. The US being rich and relatively stable will do better than most places, although it will hurt us in the pocketbook. Places with a weak economy and an unpopular government will break down (e.g., Syria).

      By the way, the Milankovitch cycles physically work by varying the amount of solar radiation that reaches the Earth's surface. If the increases in temperature since 1980 were due to insolation, we'd be able to measure a dramatic increase in solar radiation at the Earth's surface. In fact when we look at such datasets, insolation has actually decreased very slightly in that time -- about 400mW/m^2.

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  27. Re: Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As another person from an older generation, I can only assume you have a faulty memory. I have seen a tremendous amount of change. You seem to just be whitewashing it away.

  28. temperatures have been both warmer and cooler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    temperatures have been both warmer and cooler and within historical times.

    Northern Europe being forced to stop a thousand years (from Roman times until the middle 13th century) of cultivating grapes should be enough for anyone. Any vineyards in Scotland today?

    1. Re:temperatures have been both warmer and cooler by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Any vineyards in Scotland today?

      Yes, there are vinyards in Scotland.

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  29. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    They know the arguing in the comments will drive clicks. That's all this site has left. Scroll down the past few pages of articles, they're lucky to get 100 comments on any of them. It wasn't long ago that even the most mundane tech story here generated 1000+ comments. They killed it with marxist politics a couple years ago.

  30. What is Winter Sunlight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For this reason, God sends them a powerful delusion(operation of wandering)(planet) so that they will believe the lie.
    Working of Error

  31. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm... Like it or not, the older generation has been around longer and has had far more impact on the current trajectory that we are on. Yes, the younger generation should vote more. And yes, all generations should appreciate what they were given more and try to improve the future. Part of this is understanding the trajectory we are on (instead of belly-aching) about the news story posted to /.

  32. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm GDI, and was registered Libertarian for over 25 years. O did not increase the deficit by much except with his tax cuts. ACA was fully paid for, unlike gop's Medicare part D. And his temp spending up front was to keep us out of depression. Trump's spending and tax cuts are pure disaster.

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  33. When was Greenland Green? by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 0

    Just asking...

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    1. Re:When was Greenland Green? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Just asking...

      Greenland has not been green during human habitation of the island. It was called "Greenland" not because it was green but because it was easier to convince people to move there with that name rather than if it was called "Freezingcoldbarrenpieceofshitland".

      Seriously, that's why it was called Greenland, because it sounded pleasant and made getting colonists to go there easier.

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  34. Re: Sloppy models? by jd · · Score: 2

    And yet you offer no proof of this omission and no proof of substantial deviation. The models have been highly accurate sibce the 1990s and far more accurate than the skrptics since the 1890s.

    And yet that part doesn't bother you.

    The fact that the science has been fundamentally sound for 114 years doesn't enter your equation.

    What concerns you is a vague, meaningless statemwnt about something that probably never happened.

    Honestly, that's pathetic.

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  35. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 0

    Under President Obama, the national debt grew the most dollar-wise. He added $8.588 trillion. This 74 percent increase was the fifth-largest.

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  36. Greenland Ice Melt ~ 6 meters (19.7 ft) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If all of Greenland's glaciers melted, sea level would rise ~ 6 meters (about 19.7 feet)
    https://www2.usgs.gov/climate_landuse/glaciers/glaciers_sea_level.asp

    Beginning about 15,000 years ago, continental glaciers retreated and sea level began to rise. Sea level reached its current height about 8,000 years ago and has fluctuated ever since.
    https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/how-does-present-glacier-extent-and-sea-level-compare-extent-glaciers-and-global-sea-level

    Global sea level has fluctuated widely in the recent geologic past. It stood 4-6 meters above the present during the last interglacial period, 125,000 years ago, but was 120 m lower at the peak of the last ice age, around 20,000 years ago.
    https://www.giss.nasa.gov/research/briefs/gornitz_09/

    Because of all of this, there were many books written in the 1960's predicting a new ice age (Global Cooling).

    We need to keep the earth clean, yes. But the hype is stupid. As someone else stated, percentage changes mean nothing.

  37. Re: Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not people, It's just some melt that lives in Greenland apparently.

  38. Re: Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just happening much faster now than ever before.

  39. Sea level rise by tezbobobo · · Score: 0

    Remember that time that the climate scientists accurately predicted sea level rise? Me neither.

  40. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lmao you're a fucking retard.

    Stop thinking with your "heart" you fucking degenerate hick. Stop fucking up the world for the rest of us. Have a little fucking common decency and stop letting your feefees dictate what's fact and what isn't.

    If you're really that fucking old you should have learned what facts and statistics are, by now, and you should have learned that when you don't have a fucking clue about a subject and all you have to go on are your own vague recollections, you shouldn't open your fucking mouth about it.

  41. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read some actual data you fucking retarded piece of shit, not just the shit you want to believe. Alex Jones isn't a fucking source, alright? Get a fucking grip on reality. Let go of your pride and your confirmation bias. For one in your fucking worthless life do the right thing.

  42. Denialists lost the severity gamble, HARD. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Denialists would often ask, "what if these imperfect estimates are too high?" and scientifically-minded people would counter with "what if these imperfect estimates are too low?" In the last few years it's been obvious that they were mostly too low (as in conservative) across the board. Oddly enough the constant unfounded accusations of bias toward climate science has created a real bias toward conservative estimates, as scientists all fear overestimating and becoming the deniosphere's celebrated Chicken Little.

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    1. Re:Denialists lost the severity gamble, HARD. by argStyopa · · Score: 0

      "Denialists lost the severity gamble, HARD"
      Really?
      As far as I can tell, nearly EVERY prediction about Global Warming from flooded NY to hundreds of millions of climate refugees has been wrong.

      https://www.wsj.com/articles/t...
      https://www.foxnews.com/scienc...
      http://www.aei.org/publication...
      https://www.thenewamerican.com...

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    2. Re:Denialists lost the severity gamble, HARD. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Three conservative rags and a conservative think-tank flying in the face of science with cherry-picking and strawmen, I think that says it all.

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    3. Re:Denialists lost the severity gamble, HARD. by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "If you can't argue the facts, argue the source!" ...wasn't convincing when it was first postulated, not still 200 years later.

      Have hurricanes gotten stronger, as Mr. Hansen predicted in a 2016 study? No. Satellite data from 1970 onward shows no evidence of this in relation to global surface temperature. Have storms caused increasing amounts of damage in the U.S.? Data from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration show no such increase in damage, measured as a percentage of gross domestic product. How about stronger tornadoes? The opposite may be true, as NOAA data offers some evidence of a decline.

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    4. Re:Denialists lost the severity gamble, HARD. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Oh I can argue the facts. You can't, which is why instead you parrot bullshit from denialist blogs. I have addressed the latest deniosphere talking points already. Hurricane frequency, intensity, and power dissipation are up, overall tornado count is up, and storm & flood damage costs are up:

      https://slashdot.org/comments....

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  43. Re: Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still wrong. It's "Peoples changes the earth". One people couldn't do it all by themselves. It has to be multiple peoples, plural. Fuck a duck. Go too scool and Learn some well grammers.

  44. Right on schedule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever it's fucking cold and snowing outside, the number of "climate change" articles has to increase to remind me that global warming really is happening, trust us.

  45. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Immerman · · Score: 1

    No, actually most of it was built by the generation before them. If not earlier. Infrastructure construction, and even maintenance, has been largely neglected for the better part of a century.

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  46. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have live long enough to see the last ice sheet retreat?

    What about the fact climate change is largely due to human activity?

    Ignore other facts may be good enough for you but not for future generations.

  47. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If ACA was paid for then why was it failing and everyone's premiums went way way up when they were promised by your sweetheart O was to go way way down?

  48. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by hey! · · Score: 2

    It couldn't be "full communism" because almost nobody knows what that means now. We live in the Golden Age of Bullshit, where words are used for how they make you feel, not what they mean.

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  49. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike you who can only say Heil Twitler?

    Shrub's administration crashed the world economy by choosing not to pay attention to what was going on in the housing and banking markets. But you're like Honey Badger, you don't care.

    You should be thanking Obama for saving the economy; if not for him, you'd probably be living under a freeway overpass. But sure, whine about spending what needed to be spent to reboot the economy after W's malfeasance.

    And, BTW, please do tell us who controlled the House for six, and the Senate for two of Obama's eight years. Congress spends, not the President. Dumbass.

  50. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever wonder why? Have you forgotten the housing market collapse and the subsequent stock market crash? All thanks to banks making risky loans and buying toxic assets guaranteed by the gubmint. Shrub's gubmint. That wasn't paying one bit of attention to what was going on.

    Maybe you could educate yourself. Just a little bit. It doesn't hurt much.

  51. One BIG assumption here by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    The whole notion of sea level rise assumes that the Earth's crust is static and unchanging. Definitely not the case.

    1. Re:One BIG assumption here by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about the shape of the earth changing with the shift in mass? You'd still see sea level rise everywhere , just more in the equator than nearer the poles.

  52. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only in the loosest definition of the word are you being screwed over. You enjoy the same comfortable life that was enabled by the behavior of the generations you're scolding. Your carbon footprint is just as big, and it's your choice. You can stop driving a car, stop flying, stop buying clothes before old clothes are worn out, stop consuming out of season foods, stop using air conditioning, stop buying new phones to replace working phones, stop eating so much meat. You don't need a big house, you don't need concrete buildings, you don't need a big TV. Wanna have kids? You selfish bastard! The kind of life that will let more than 8 billion people live on this planet without overtaxing its resources is ascetic. It's easy to point at people who can't change what they, mostly unknowingly, did to the environment. YOU can still choose. So far, your generation hasn't shown any signs of being willing and able to make the sacrifices necessary, so STFU, you holier-than-thou brat.

  53. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Immerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    New flash - the entire history of the modern human species has occurred in a single ice age - the current Quaternary Ice Age started about 2.6 million years ago, about a half-million years before homo erectus evolved.

    You may be thinking of the latest glacial period within that ice age, and yes, we were possibly coming out of that before our carbon-based economy gathered anything like its current momentum. However, we've accelerated the process considerably by adding major new forcing factors in the form of deforestation, desertification, and significantly boosting the heat retention of the atmosphere - and that's changing things considerably faster than normal, and there is a very real risk that on our current course we'll cause the ice age to end, and the Earth to transition to it's opposing quasi-stable hothouse state.

    And while the Earth is always changing, it's the speed of that transition which can be a problem - most trees and other plants can't migrate very quickly, and if the climate lines move faster than they can, they likely go extinct, and take much of their associated ecosystems with them. And we're already in the midst of one of the larger extinction events the planet has seen thanks to pollution, over-hunting and ecosystem destruction. A second, independent extinction event on a similar scale may well reduce biodiversity to the point of ecosystem collapse. It's happened several times before, and it can take the planet many thousands of years to recover. Bad news for anyone who wants to eat regularly in the interim.

    Perhaps even worse, at least for us, is that it's looking like such transitions don't happen smoothly. As the thermal engines driving weather destabilize, weather patterns become less predictable from year to year, and the rate of crop failure increases considerably as a result. And when people get hungry, wars break out.

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  54. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Hadlock · · Score: 1

    Average comments on a story has stayed pretty consistent at about 120 posts per interesting story, ~20-30 for less interesting stories. To get 1000 comments a new chapter in the IBM/SCO lawsuit needed to happen or something. This has been true from ~2000 all the way through present era.

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  55. Does anyone want to talk about the science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone here read the article, or is it just "oooh...glaciology...no one can tell me anything about glaciology that I don't already know."

    It all tribal politics all the time here on Slashdot?

  56. Slashdot.Org liberal bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More liberal bias from Slashdot.Org. I just looked outside and it is snowing, I guess its global cooling again, huh you chinks.

  57. MORE FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since mankind looks to the skies watching lightening and fearing thunder humans have feared the end of the world is nigh. Through the ages this has not changed, yet people keep believing this nonsense. If it isn't the world freezing from nuclear winter, from starvation in the 1800's, and nuclear destruction blowing the world up people will be fearful of what they cannot control, and what they do not fully understand.

    People. Get a life. You are a fool if you live your life listening to these fools. Read history and you will become enlightened. You will understand that this is just human nature to fear the end of the world. Henny Penny, Chicken Little have nothing over you these days. Busybodies with nothing else to do.

  58. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever your age, your ideology of ignorance is the fucking disaster

  59. Of course the models accounted for Greenland. by hey! · · Score: 1

    The question is, how much ice should those models assume will melt in response to a given degree of global warming?

    When you read a popular press account that says "Sea level may rise 2m by 2100", what the scientific papers actually say is more like "sea level may rise between 1m and 3m under the RCP8.5 scenario." Nearly all of that uncertainty is driven by uncertainty in how rapidly Greenland and Antarctic ice will respond to rising temperatures. So you have to go have a look to see what's already been happening.

    Scientists tend to avoid talking much about worst case scenarios, because as far as we know the worst case scenarios are, as far as we know, unlikely to happen. The worst case sea level rise is catastrophic to the global economy, and if you actually thought it was going to happen you'd move to high ground and be stockpiling food and weapons.

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    1. Re:Of course the models accounted for Greenland. by ennis99 · · Score: 1

      The more time passes and the more global warming is doing even more damage and unfortunately there are always people who think that it is not very serious. https://downloader.vip/minecra... https://downloader.vip/google-... https://downloader.vip/counter...

  60. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just can't wait for all the people like you to be dead. Please hurry up.

  61. Answer this question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this same report indicate when Greenland will be underwater due to the ice sheet that had formed on top of it thawing out? My prediction: it will never be underwater in our lifetime, or the lifetime of anyone born in the next million years. The reality is that H2O has 3 states, it leaving one state does not mean it is only going to change into one of the other two.

  62. Slashdot, news that used to matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To anti-Trump pro libtard climate crazy bullshitness.

  63. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by krygny · · Score: 1

    Jesus tapdancing Christ, ...

    I'd still like to know what the "H" stands for.

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  64. "killing the planet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be noted that we are not "killing the planet". The planet has gone through 'tougher' things than us puny human ants.

    What we are killing is ourselves by eliminating the relatively comfortable conditions that we have lived in the the past few thousands of years.

    Further, our civilization was bootstrapped to the cheap and easy sources of energy of fossil fuels. There was a one-time supply of them never to be available again (at least not for a few million years).

    It is prudent to keep some around in case there's a global Dark Age collapse (e.g., new plague) and we have to re-bootstrap things. Better to use renewables where possible and keep the non-replaceable stuff around for possible future use.

    1. Re:"killing the planet" by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

      Probably not killing ourselves. We're the most adaptable species except for bacteria etc.

      But making it f**ing miserable for the survivors, definitely.

      And killing the vast majority of complex large-scale ecosystems on the planet and very large percentages of their inhabitant species, yes.

      Lifeicide in other words.

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    2. Re:"killing the planet" by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Depends how you define "killing ourselves". It almost certainly won't drive us to extinction, our technology does make us remarkably adaptable. However, it will quite possibly kill the overwhelming majority of our species.

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  65. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by bob4u2c · · Score: 2

    Wow, let's look back one century to the grand year of 1918.

    Top of the line car was a Studebaker Special Six, with a whopping 29.4 HP engine. Yep, that looks and performs like every car we drive today (actually I kind of like the design, wouldn't mind owning one myself).

    Miles of paved road. I can't find any data back to 1918, but starting in 1960 the USA had about 1.2 million miles of roads, 2016 puts that about 2.7 million miles now.

    Bridges, I can't find exact numbers per year, but I do see that at least 15 new bridges are built every year.

    So yeah, I guess no Infrastructure construction or maintenance has happened since 1918! Seriously you must be deluding yourself! Bridges alone are built to last 50 years, which means that since 1918 if we didn't build any new ones or maintain any of them we should have no bridges 100 years later. I find that hard to believe as I crossed one just getting to work.

    Word of advice, things change all the time. There are things you notice, like a new shopping mall, or new track of housing that goes up in less than a year. Then there are other things you don't notice, like the height of all the trees in your neighborhood that eventually grow so tall they snap power lines, the number of planes flying overhead, rivers cutting a grand canyon out of solid rock over millions of year. Just because things aren't changing rapidly around you doesn't mean it isn't happening. Old infrastructure is changing all the time, it just tends to look old because people want to keep it that way (take aluminum house wiring with new copper runs, gas lamps replaced by street lights, old cars with modern engines, retrofitted building with steel frames, historic roads with new reinforced beddings). Take a common item you probably see every day, the light bulb. Ten years ago the common type was probably an incandescent, 5 years ago most likely a CFL, now you will probably see LED bulbs. To the casual eye they all look the same.

  66. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a young person", you're more part of the problem then us older folk - in the US anyway

    Please do enlighten us with the actual facts behind what you espouse, such as the numbers of "young" people eligible to vote and the number who actually voted in the past four elections against the numbers of, say Boomers eligible to vote verses the numbers of Boomers who actually voted in the past four elections.

    Otherwise eat shit.

  67. Al Gore Toldyahso! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enjoy being poor Chinesr slaves under water Amerikuks!!

  68. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What "full communism" means is a society without any government at all -- or classes or money for that matter. If you look at "communist states", they actually have all of these things: social classes, currency, and some degree of private ownership.

    In fact, in a certain sense "communist state" is a contradiction in terms. Communist regimes knew this, and justified their existence as a vanguard revolution that would bring about communism in the long term. This really wasn't any better, since communist ideology see communism as a natural and historically inevitable outcome of capitalism.

    If you look at how "communist states" actually arose, they didn't arise out of a popular adoption of communist ideology. That comes later. Indigenous communist revolutions never happened in functioning democracies; they came in societies dominated by wealthy oligarchs, dictators or warlords. I see a lot of parallels with the anti-elitism of Trumpists. They're not ideologues; they're just fed up with the elite and want the swamp drained.

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  69. Another Operation Mockingbird Mind Control Victim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should really read up on Operation Mockingbird and MK Ultra so you can find out how you've been mind controlled.

    check out the fake science data IPCC hockey stick graph while you're at it - then as the IPCC, pretend you have any scientific validity anymore lolololol

  70. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, Obama's discretionary spending was under 1/5 of W Bush. You're just a dishonest faggot who doesn't understand debt in linear time goes up either way, and can't admit who actually spent the money on what.

    Go figure, you live in faggot Tulsa.

  71. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by sdinfoserv · · Score: 2

    https://www.npr.org/2016/05/16...
    http://www.pewresearch.org/fac...
    Eat Shit yourself fucktard. The level of how much you "like" something, has zero impact on its validity.

  72. Floridian climate refugees coming your town soon! by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

    You know that Florida is mostly low-lying and already suffering as a result of sea-level rise? Well, it now looks like you can look forward to hoards of Floridian climate refugees seeking shelter across the USA sooner than you expected. You know Florida? Where the bat-shit crazy people tend to be? They'll soon be among you. May you live in "interesting" times.

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  73. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    I have friends and relatives who are global warming deniers - 50+ age range. They are highly intelligent people and actually have advanced degrees (in scientific fields no less; one is a Chemistry teacher with a Masters in chemistry - which really sets me off because she has influence over younger minds.. but that's a different rant. ). This disheartens me greatly. Unsurprisingly, they are Trump supporter republicans.
    It's like religion (and they are also religious), "don't interfere in my beliefs with facts", mentality. I don't know how to get around this. I have kids (and grand kids). I really worry about what the planet will be like in 30 years when my youngest son in his 50's.
    I believe the problem, and why it's so hard to overcome, is that to fix things, the entire energy eco system needs a redo from top to bottom. That means the really rich oligarchy on top will lose billions - and there in lies the road block. They have the resources, they own the politicians, they own the media.
    man, I'm open to suggestions....

  74. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Sorry junior - I'm here, I'm in charge, and I get to hire and fire jizwads like you.

  75. Re: Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no plea bargain with physics.

    But you are talking to people who bargain with "God". You are dealing with the Abrahmic Apocaplypse Cults. They want humanity to end. All those evil non-believing scientists will go to hell, and they will get to go to heaven and meet Jesus or fuck forty virgins or whatever it is that tickles their feeble minds.

  76. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    The debt grew, but, he was handed a 1T deficit, and brought it down. Had the deficit level remained where W/GOP left it, things would have been far far worse.

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  77. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Dusanyu · · Score: 0

    Fucking hell, slashdot, must every other article be about global warming or trump or full communism now???

    FUCK OFF

    Um, sorry. As a person of a younger generation that will need to deal with the accumulation from this shit storm, NO. So sorry that you need to be bothered with news stories about the mess that you have helped create. Yup, it was far easier when we pretended we could talk about effects to far off future generations. It was incredibly wrong AND some of these "far off future generations" are now old enough to be able to understand that we are getting screwed over.

    the solution is not with government or regulation. the Riots in France highlight this fact. to go US centric for a moment a Regulatory solution that works well in New York City is only going to be a nightmare in a place like Burtrum, Minnesota https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.... Do you want to be the one who instates a gas tax that makes it difficult for them to make a living by making the fuel for their farm implements more expensive? or make it more expensive to go to the market 30 miles away to buy food? do you want to run these people off their farms. if any regulation happens it needs to be on the city and county level. Tailord to the needs of that community. it also has to happen in the home. don't use the car to go a mile away, combine your trips, regular preventive maintenance on your car to check the Pollution control systems. turn the darn light off when you leave the room. Want the world cleaned up start at home. Take ownership of what you as a individual cause. its your job to clean up after yourself not the government's and not mine i already cleaned up my act as much as possible. I ride the bus with smelly hobos. are you willing to?

  78. Re: Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the redt of you, Comrade? I look forward to tougher times ahead. Cabdy ass dickwads will be weeded out of genepool.

  79. A simple way to look at it. by Livius · · Score: 1

    Here's a good way to think about climate change:

    Earth has a greenhouse effect and carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas. If carbon dioxide increases, then, all things being equal, there will be a greater greenhouse effect.

    Now, climate science is notoriously complex and the atmosphere interacts with the biosphere, so the "all things being equal" part is self-evidently nonsense. So maybe there will be some feedback loop or whatever and carbon dioxide can increase without affecting climate. But the burden of proof is on the person advancing that hypothesis, because the default assumption is that warming will occur.

    Start with that, and rational discussion can take place.

  80. Let's test that by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 2

    ...Perhaps even worse, at least for us, is that it's looking like such transitions don't happen smoothly. As the thermal engines driving weather destabilize, weather patterns become less predictable from year to year, and the rate of crop failure increases considerably as a result. And when people get hungry, wars break out.

    Sounds like a testable hypothesis. In the last century global temp has risen around 1C after having remained comparatively stable prior to that. One could take global crop yields, and compare the annual trends against the change in global temperature.

    The trouble is, that your hypothesis of increased crop failure, and presumably decreased global yields(else if yields don't drop who cares), presupposes that all other things remain equal...

    Of course, global crop production has been trending persistently upwards as temperatures have also trended up. Numerous advances in crop technologies and techniques being a portion, and additionally regions impacted by climate change where conditions become too warm/cold/dry/wet for one crop are rotated for others. Farmers don't stubbornly plant the same crop for decades when conditions change, even if that would make projecting trends easier...

    1. Re:Let's test that by Immerman · · Score: 2

      If weather patterns changes smoothly that would work - however it doesn't appear that will be the case. The problem is that when weather becomes unstable you can no longer use last year's weather to predict the coming year.

      Think of it this way - if for the last decade there were 5 years where corn would have survived, 3 years for wheat, and 2 for soy - and they were all jumbled up, then what should you plant this year? Corn maybe? You've got a 50% chance of getting a crop, if the last decade is representative, but that's still not very good odds. And of course slow growing tree crops and the like can't be readily picked up and moved from year to year, so we'll likely lose most of those, or at least make them much more expensive (hope you're not too attached to coffee or nuts)

      Similarly, if we cross the tipping point to a hothouse Earth, and could just jump a few millenia into the future, things would probably look pretty rosy. All of Canada and Russia, Northern China, etc. will likely be warm and fertile. The problem is not the destination, it's the long, unpredictable journey to get there.

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    2. Re:Let's test that by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      If weather patterns changes smoothly that would work - however it doesn't appear that will be the case. The problem is that when weather becomes unstable you can no longer use last year's weather to predict the coming year.

      Think of it this way - if for the last decade there were 5 years where corn would have survived, 3 years for wheat, and 2 for soy - and they were all jumbled up, then what should you plant this year? Corn maybe? You've got a 50% chance of getting a crop, if the last decade is representative, but that's still not very good odds. And of course slow growing tree crops and the like can't be readily picked up and moved from year to year, so we'll likely lose most of those, or at least make them much more expensive (hope you're not too attached to coffee or nuts)

      Similarly, if we cross the tipping point to a hothouse Earth, and could just jump a few millenia into the future, things would probably look pretty rosy. All of Canada and Russia, Northern China, etc. will likely be warm and fertile. The problem is not the destination, it's the long, unpredictable journey to get there.

      Thats a lot of postulating, but you’ve entirely neglected to acknowledge the data. Specifically, over the last 100 years, global crop yield per acre has steadily risen, while global tmeperature has steadily shifted from historic norms. You can explain as long as you like how that shouldn’t happen, but that doesn’t alter the facts.

  81. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goddammit! You've opened my eyes! I didn't realize until now that I'm poor because I bought an iPhone this year. I just haven't been yanking on those bootstraps hard enough like you did. I am soooo enlightened now...

  82. Let me stop you right there by presidenteloco · · Score: 2

    "Global warming deniers" and "highly intelligent people" are mutually exclusive categories.

    Oh wait, maybe there's a tiny intersection in the venn diagram, where they overlap with the "selfish machiavellian lying assholes" category. They say they deny it, but only to further their selfish ends of not having to make any lifestyle or policy changes. If they are intelligent, they know their denial stance is just posturing for effect.

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    1. Re:Let me stop you right there by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

      "Global warming deniers" and "highly intelligent people" are mutually exclusive categories.
      I respectfully disagree. I think there's lot's of highly intelligent people who believe nonsense, for what ever reason. I do, and again, this is my personal opinion, believe there's a religious factor. From a young age before reason, they are brainwashed into believing faith is important. And really, faith is just belief despite the preponderance of evidence to the contrary. So people of faith are already indoctrinated to living with a level cognitive dissonance. My wife is a nurse with a masters degree. She is one of the most intelligent people I've met. She's a catholic with a great degree of faith (she does believe global warming is man made, just to point that out). She completely understands the physical nature of the universe, however, when we get into deep faith discussions, there's that one last question she simply can't ask herself - because it would shake her faith. So she simply lives with cognitive dissonance while refusing to accept or acknowledge what it is.
      I think loyalty to the right wing, is of similar importance to someones self image/ self worth / identity with the universe and therefore unquestionable. I don't find that in conflict with intelligence, just in conflict with some aspects of truth.

  83. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

    Jesus tapdancing Christ, ...

    I'd still like to know what the "H" stands for.

    H is for Harvey

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  84. Re:Floridian climate refugees coming your town soo by scrout · · Score: 0

    Please cite for us exactly what sea level rise has done in Florida in the last 100 years. Exactly how many people have had to move from where to where? Exactly what mitigation has had to take place? And why has there been exactly NO mitigation from sea level rise where I have been visiting the exact same spot in my state for the last 56 years? Not one person has had to do jack shit because of sea level rise here. You think you know what is happening, but reality is a bitch baby.

  85. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What problem was he trying to correct? Rich weren't getting rich enough fast enough?
    Deficit not rising fast enough?
    Are you tired of winning yet?

  86. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

    Lord Slashdot, may we please have an "Ignorant" moderation choice?

  87. You're anti-China and pro nuke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not much else to see. Tesla fanboi too I guess.

  88. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    What "full communism" means is a society without any government at all -- or classes or money for that matter. If you look at "communist states", they actually have all of these things: social classes, currency, and some degree of private ownership.

    Really? In the real world this is called "anarchy" I suppose if you think that's full communism, then you're ready for the revolution yesterday.

    In fact, in a certain sense "communist state" is a contradiction in terms. Communist regimes knew this, and justified their existence as a vanguard revolution that would bring about communism in the long term. This really wasn't any better, since communist ideology see communism as a natural and historically inevitable outcome of capitalism.

    So, the USSR didn't collapse because of communism, mass debt and so on. And Venezuela didn't collapse because of communist policies, and seizing businesses.

    That comes later. Indigenous communist revolutions never happened in functioning democracies; they came in societies dominated by wealthy oligarchs, dictators or warlords. I see a lot of parallels with the anti-elitism of Trumpists. They're not ideologues; they're just fed up with the elite and want the swamp drained.

    Strange, let's look at Europe and the "rise" of communist ideologies back in the late 1800's and early 1900's. Well look at that, it wasn't wealthy oligarchs, dictators, or warlords. Nope it was the 'enlightened intelligentsia' and wavering economic collapse of various industries. Well let's look at China...damn..what a failure. Cuba? Nope. Vietnam? Nope. You seem to be confusing populism with communism, those are actually polar opposite ideologies in play. Communism wants to replace government with it's own system, and enforce the rule on people. Populism wants the existing system in play to continue, but the bullshit and garbage that's causing harm to society/business/work/etc to stop.

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  89. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 1

    Interesting... liberals that call places and people anti LBGTQ names.

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  90. Re: Dooms day is coming! Repent sinners! by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 1

    8 years and > 8 Trillion...might want to check your math..

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  91. Re:Jesus tapdancing Christ, stop with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With 100 and 500 year storms happening every year or two now, I would argue that it is changing.