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Google Just Can't Get the Message (phandroid.com)

It's been a rough week or so to be invested in a Google messaging service, hell it's been a rough decade to be invested in a Google messaging service. Phandroid: The latest victims are Allo, which will be going away in March of 2019, and "Hangouts Classic" which has a more nebulous end of life forecast. These products join the host of other Google messaging casualties over the years, Google Wave, Google+ Huddles, Google+ Hangouts, Google Spaces, to name a few. Now if this left us with an entirely clear picture of Google's messaging strategy going forward that would be something, but the reality is that the company still has 5 such apps with at least some overlapping functionality.

The 5 survivors are Duo (Video), Messages (Text), Hangouts Chat (Enterprise Text), Hangouts Meet (Enterprise Video), and Google Voice (Voice and Text). Why am I including two enterprise-focused products in a discussion about consumer messaging? Because the head of those products, Scott Johnston, indicated that "Hangouts (Classic) users will be migrated to Chat and Meet." This was corroborated by an official blog post from Google's VP of Consumer Communications Products, Matt Klainer, who similarly put no definite timeline on this migration.

This is a problem that Google themselves seemed ready to settle once and for all almost exactly 2 and a half years ago when they announced Allo and Duo at Google I/O 2016, this was going to be the two-pronged answer to messaging on Android. But it became clear reasonably quickly that Allo wasn't going to hold up its end of the bargain, it saw limited adoption and within two years of launch, Google has now admitted that it shifted resources away from Allo and instead was focused on bringing the relevant features into Messages.

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  1. Chat and Meet? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    They are calling the new system "Chat and Meet"? Seriously?

    1. Re:Chat and Meet? by mermeid007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A huge problem google has is that they tend to release product quickly and then assume that any positive feedback is not random noise. I would bet that google has gone years believing it was collecting feedback on things when in fact it never was. And they also assume some kind of lock-in. Example: if you happen to use one google product at one time, they automatically assume that you have suddenly become a complete google customer. And they try to put your credit card on file, etc. It's the one company that doesn't respond to polite requests. And you have to practically serve them a cease and desist just to get them to stop send you ads or something. It is kind of silly, really and a huge waste.

    2. Re: Chat and Meet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hangouts Chat" and "Hangouts Meet".

    3. Re:Chat and Meet? by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      I think the worst part is that they eventually try to integrate any product with the rest of their ecosystem even if it makes no sense or isn't something that users want. This invariably pisses off the user base and garners all kinds of negative reactions and does nothing to help Google grow its other products. If people wanted to use them, they already would be using them. Then they eventually kill off the product when they realize that they can't get what they want or they've lost interest in it, only for the whole cycle to begin anew when some person or team craps out a new product.

      The only real lesson in any of this is not to use one of these products or services to begin with because eventually Google will dick with it in ways that ruin what made it useful in the first place and if you're still using it after that point, they'll only drop support for it later and leave you in a lurch if you were depending on it for anything important.

    4. Re:Chat and Meet? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Google is crap a social media because they are an advertising platform, the is the raison d'etre, their reason for existing. Social media for them is nothing but bait, how good, just good enough to get the sheeple to bite and hopefully become hooked, how bad, as bad as they can possibly get away with.

      They are not a social media company, they are a advertising company, that is the way the bit shit at Alphabet positioned them and why with the SJW marketing nuttiness, they are bad at social media.

      They are factually trying their best but the first and last question, how to force ads on the sheeple when they take the social media bait and target and manipulate them with those ads, not just commerce but in the sickest fashion imaginable politics and social relations.

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  2. Scanning by fluffernutter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My requirements for messaging is that the service NOT scan my messages for ways to advertise to me. Beyond that, the requirement is that I be able to enter text and have it be seen by the person it is meant for. I'm sure Google can do the second requirement just fine, but it is the first requirement they have a lot of problems with.

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    1. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about just keeping it simple and saying something like âoegoogle get the eff out NOW!â

    2. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fuck, are you shitting me? Just the Google App alone, even when set not to, will modify system settings to set Google's own services back as default. Bottom line...If you are accessing the Play Store, then Google is accessing your shit regardless.

    3. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would not be possible for me to care less about google

    4. Re:Scanning by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      You going to pay for it? Or do you expect to be provided with a service at absolutely no cost to you? If ads don't pay for it, something has to.

    5. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah because text IMing uses so much bandwidth that mobile telco's and ISPs couldn't possible provide that as part of baseline service. I mean, that would be like paying for a landline and expecting to be able to make phone calls on it!

    6. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hee hee

    7. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, you are paying for the landline service in order to make calls. Once upon a time all calls were metered. You paid a fixed monthly fee and a per call (or per minute) usage charge. The code doesn't magically write itself and why should Youtube revenue subsidize messaging costs?

    8. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah because text IMing uses so much bandwidth that mobile telco's and ISPs couldn't possible provide that as part of baseline service. I mean, that would be like paying for a landline and expecting to be able to make phone calls on it!

      IM requires a lot more than bandwidth. Apps have to be developed and maintained and servers have to be run. Administrators have to be kept on call to deal with problems when they arise (as they inevitably do).

      It takes money to build and operate this infrastructure. You have to pay for the services you get, somehow.

    9. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not think google cares about your requirements. Have you ever seen a shred of evidence that they do? Nope

    10. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's why I don't use the Google Play Store or Google Play Services (they aren't even present on my phone). I use Yalp Store, F-Droid and microG instead.

      Some other replacements:
      K-9 Mail or Tutanota instead of Gmail.
      Privacy Browser or IceCat instead of Chrome.
      Conversations or Telegram instead of Google's messenger app of the week.
      NewPipe or SkyTube instead of YouTube.

      The wonderful thing about Android is that it's totally open source and isn't reliant upon Google's crapware.

    11. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. So where can I pay for it and have them not spy or serve ads?

      What's that you say? They still spy and serve ads even if you pay for a service?

    12. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot users have this very illogical belief that google is some kind of source of truth.

      They seem to think that:

      The Chinese government is stupid

      The UK is stupid

      The US is stupid

      The EU is stupid

      Israel is stupid

      Dubai is stupid

      Apple is stupid

      Amazon is stupid

      Oracle is stupid

      Taiwan is stupid

      Japan is stupid

      PHP is stupid

      C++ is stupid

      Java is stupid

      Is that likely? Or is it more likely that some slashdot users are not informed

    13. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, then why won't they let me pay for it without the spyware and ads present?

    14. Re:Scanning by Kjella · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You going to pay for it? Or do you expect to be provided with a service at absolutely no cost to you? If ads don't pay for it, something has to.

      I don't recall ever paying for access to an IRC server nor did they have any ads, not even back in the 90s. The problem is not so much operating the service, it's the evolution of the service. Why did everybody leave for ICQ? Why did skyping become a thing? Why did people leave Skype for Facebook Messenger? Why did we start using Discord for game chats instead? Telegram? Whatsapp? Signal? Because we constantly want new features and server-side support.

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    15. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet open source instant messenger apps exist which are developed by the community for free. Servers aren't even a requirement (and undesirable for security reasons) so I don't know why you're talking about administrators. Tox is open, free, peer-to-peer, and end-to-end encrypted.

    16. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Or do you expect to be provided with a service at absolutely no cost to you?" You're saying Google doesn't make enough on ads already to keep people using their purportedly-free services without inconveniencing them more? Toad.

    17. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do. It's called gSuite. Starts at $5/user/mo.

      They don't advertise in Gmail when you pay for it. ...although they probably still datamine...

    18. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do ...although they probably still datamine

      So then they don't. Nice contradiction.

      I already pay for G Suite and domain names through Google and no, it is not free of spying or advertising. So again, why won't they let me pay for it without the spyware and ads present?

    19. Re:Scanning by tepples · · Score: 1

      Servers aren't even a requirement (and undesirable for security reasons)

      Without a server, how does someone leave a message while you are offline for you to read once you come online, or contact you while you are behind NAT?

    20. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Google has always been big on pushing the "whole package" of Google apps and services, all running and working together on your devices. If they see them as one suite, then they can't whine when users do too.

    21. Re:Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Failed messages or messages sent to offline contacts are automatically rescheduled for delivery the next time the recipient comes online.

    22. Re: Scanning by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      You forgot:
      Python is VERY stupid.

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    23. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was really nice of Google to make it that way.

    24. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tox uses p2p nodes. So you just have to hope there is critical mass to keep the service running. There will likely be arbitrary and random outages with no one who can fix them until someone volunteering their time finds the solution.

      Plus it seems being part of the Tox network means you have to relay other people's data, so that certainly isn't free.

      Nothing is free.

    25. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was really nice of Google to buy the company that made it that way.

      FTFY

    26. Re: Scanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're telling me that people who want to participate in a secure, decentralised community pool resources to do so! Nice find, Sherlock.

      Individuals choose if they want to operate a bootstrap node, but end users aren't acting as nodes by default because they are unsuitable for the task. It's possible that every active node throughout the entire world could go down at the exact same time, but highly unlikely. Some of those nodes have been running for years.

      All of the best things are free.

    27. Re:Scanning by houghi · · Score: 1

      They have absolutely no problem with it. They asked themselves: "Do we want this to be something we have in our product" The answer was no.

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    28. Re:Scanning by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      Of course they had ads. Every single IRCd had/has a MOTD that said who was sponsoring the server. Minor advertisement, but it was advertisement. The fact you didn't see the advertisement was due to shitty programming on the part of the author of the client software. I just hopped on an IRC server and sure enough, the ad is still there. Nearly a paragraph about who is sponsoring the server along with a couple of lines about what services they offer.

  3. They will probably buy discord or slack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You heard it here first. And since Microsoft chromified edge, they will adopt a Google service for skype.

    1. Re:They will probably buy discord or slack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skype is almost the only thing that makes adopting a Google service not a step down.

  4. Is it possible I think differently than you? by shanen · · Score: 0

    There's a fundamental trade-off as you get big. You can try to use the size to support more niches and allow for the fact that different people think differently. In the example before us, different people actually want to communicate with other people in various ways.

    Or you can try to use the size to maximize profits by finding the one solution that is most profitable and trying to force everyone into the same mental straitjacket. That clearly seems to be the way the google is going these days, but they're merely following the old trail of the other corporate cancers. (I still think the most plausible solution approach lies in pro-freedom anti-greedom rules of the road (including tax policies).)

    By the way, it isn't limited to business. It also applies to universities, and I think I have experience with schools at both ends of the spectrum (as well as a few in the middle). In the academic context it maps to whether they are teaching big thoughts or obedience.

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  5. Open Protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was under the impression that the future of messaging apps on smart phones was going to be that the end user chooses a client to work with an open protocol. Similar to IRC, but optimized for LTE.

    1. Re:Open Protocol by GuB-42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We already have an open protocol: XMPP. Everyone, including Google, turned away from it for some reason.
      The other open protocol that is specific to phones is SMS, which is still the most popular way of communicating in some countries (those where SMS is cheap and reliable).

    2. Re:Open Protocol by Aighearach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reason was, other people were using it, and if the communication is standard then nobody will accept advertisements.

      Breaking inter-operation is the only way to force people to use a walled app, and a walled app is the only way to push advertisements.

      That's why they convinced people to stop using email, and then they convinced people to use an app instead of TXT. Even though the app only works on a phone.

    3. Re:Open Protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HTTP is standard and they advertise on that just fine.

    4. Re:Open Protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The interoperability, and having to have a dozen different messengers installed and to keep track of cause each group of people has their favorite is why I have dropped ALL of them. If you want to send me a message, you send me an SMS/MMS

    5. Re:Open Protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like using both SMS and IM. SMS for friends and family. IM for everyone else. I don't want to hand out my phone number to just anyone.

      For IM I settled on Telegram for a number of reasons.

      1) It doesn't request obscene amounts of permissions
      2) It's secure
      3) It's well known and has a large userbase
      4) The client is open source
      5) It's available on both F-Droid and Google Play

      No other IM can boast the same.

    6. Re:Open Protocol by tepples · · Score: 1

      If you want to send me a message, you send me an SMS/MMS

      How is that practical in a market where cellular carriers charge 10 cents to send each message and 10 cents to receive each message after the first 30 in a month unless the subscriber pays extra per month for an unlimited plan? (Source: T-Mobile) Or a market where many phone lines come without SMS/MMS capability at all? These include POTS lines, VoIP lines, and landline-replacement home cellular lines.

    7. Re:Open Protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, they do? My carrier gives me unlimited everything on two lines for $60/month.

    8. Re:Open Protocol by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Irrelevant. Each website is its own walled garden; there is not inter-operation between websites to share data. There used to be, and those schemes all failed because they were used to advertise and most users didn't want to participate once they hit a few "tourist traps" in the link exchange.

      The things I'm talking about are things where your data goes to Company A, and somebody else's data goes to Organization B, and the data is routed between them using an open protocol.

      Like the way email works. And for example in email, some people's email providers add ads, and those users are punished by having their messages end up in spam folders. So few messages contain ads. The market is resistant to paid advertising because it is hardened against spam attacks that neither Company A or Organization B would profit from. This reduces their ability to extract rent from the services.

      They need a walled garden for the presentation of the app, so that they can present ads out-of-band to the communications. And if the protocol is open, other people will just offer free open source apps with no ads; the same way people install browsers and browsers themselves have no ads. Or didn't used to; some now do, for example on otherwise-blank pages.

    9. Re:Open Protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTH dude, do you have some grandfathered plan from the early 2000's? Most carriers have had unlimited SMS/MMS for the better part of a decade on current plans.

  6. What about Google Buzz and Google Wave? by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    weren't they also social messaging something or another? What happened to those?

    1. Re:What about Google Buzz and Google Wave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google Buzz died an awful death, and Google Wave was shit on by terrible programming* and got chucked in to the open source community.
      Since then, I am not sure where Wave has went. Apache took over it from what I remember.
      The last I remember it, there were HUGE flaws with it. I remember you could shut a wave down with some exploit that threw the JS in to a panic that eventually crashed the tab.
      Shame because it worked really well beyond the horrible lag. But Google being Google couldn't advertise it and it never had 11 trillion users, so clearly it was a failure.
      Google genuinely have to be the thickest motherfuckers around. Can't advertise on Wave? WAVE? A think with users sharing interests and projects they are potentially working on? SO HARD.
      How are they so incompetent? Seriously. Smartest company my ass. Mind you, they even got rid of their questions designed to weed out the scrubby retard programmers years ago, so that is likely why.

      * Namely, high-overhead code like most modern Googlecode. It and Gmail were the first to get destroyed by nuGoogles shitty coding standards, wrapping and obfuscating the shit out of every JS function
      This is the worst thing you can do with JS because it crushes performance. A better solution would be generating an unfucked source and assigning it a virtual URL and embedding it in to the document.
      Obfuscating it isn't going to work. It has never worked. It never will work. ReCAPTCHA "i am not a robot" was destroyed in a few days if I remember correct. (now it is just a case of "if you have no Google cookies, too bad for you nerd, have slow-loading images to tag")

    2. Re:What about Google Buzz and Google Wave? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      That might be the dumbest post all week, congratulations.

      In my Universe, the product "Google Wave" wasn't something anybody wanted to use, but the code was so good it got used in a wide variety of things you don't know about. Mostly for a bunch of mathy reasons having to do with the programming.

      They don't start something like that with ads, because then it will be "full of ads" at the start, and users won't add content. What they want is to subsidize it until it is popular, and then when they introduce ads they can set the ad:content ratio to whatever their thing is.

      The new gmail interface probably sucks because they got tired of providing you the free service, and want you to go away now. If you use the "HTML" interface, it still works well, and if you're using your own client, all their server-side stuff works well. It is purely the new web client that sucks.

      The reason so much google-originated code (like go-lang) is getting popular now is that it is well-written and does well when scaled.

    3. Re:What about Google Buzz and Google Wave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Google+. That's being killed next year...finally.

      It was pathetic how they tried to force that piece of shit through by changing YouTube to require them to be able to upload videos or post messages. Even the original founder of YouTube expressed his disgust. What's even more pathetic is that it didn't work. People just stopped uploading and commenting and now Google is being forced to admit that they were acting like idiots.

  7. News titles are so pointed and dumb nowadays... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    News titles are so pointed and dumb nowadays...

    1. Re:News titles are so pointed and dumb nowadays... by mermeid007 · · Score: 1

      It is funny how companies always make things worse as they go with their dumb decisions.

  8. I hope Google goes bankrupt by WCMI92 · · Score: 0

    They deserve it.

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    1. Re: I hope Google goes bankrupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they go bankrupt it is their own fault. I will not give a shit or lose even a minute of sleep over google at this point. A miserable bunch

  9. I miss GrandCentral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was GV before Google screwed it up.

    GV hasn't worked correctly for a few years in Chromium. I've had to get to the Legacy version every time.

    I never understood why Google wanted it, unless they were using all the free voice calls to train their speech-to-text tools. I hate to say this but I got an email translated to text yesterday that was completely wrong. It was one of those that you want to forward to the other person for a laugh.

    1. Re: I miss GrandCentral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once they shut down Hangouts, you won't be able to easily make voice calls from your computer.

  10. Re:Chat and Meat? by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    Never heard of a meat market... its where all the chics r. :P

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  11. With all that money, by wolfheart111 · · Score: 2

    Do something good for humanity. We have many problems that need solutions... and our minds are focused on social media... wtf.

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    1. Re:With all that money, by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They are too busy building airships and stuff. Scumbags.

  12. Never heard of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Granted I don't use Google for anything after getting rid of GMail but I've never heard of these nor has anyone else. I I don't know anyone who actually uses Hangouts.

    Said it before, Google's problem is Google (and Alphabet).

  13. Here's my theory explaining Google's ineptness... by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    This is a problem that Google themselves seemed ready to settle once and for all almost exactly 2 and a half years ago when they announced Allo and Duo at Google I/O 2016, this was going to be the two-pronged answer to messaging on Android.

    Google has a mole within its decision making hierarchy. A mole perhaps "planted", "bought" or "compromised" by one of its rivals.

    Otherwise how does one explain the following: -

    Google's inability of one of the world's richest company's inability to execute messaging on a platform it owns?

    Google's propensity to kill off [messaging] products that have traction, replacing them with ones that are half-baked and therefore not really ready for prime-time?

    I can do better even if I am no manager. My suggestion to Google: Buy on of the more popular messaging services. That's what FB did, right?

  14. Re:Here's my theory explaining Google's ineptness. by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

    Google's inability of one of the world's richest company's inability to execute messaging on a platform it owns?

    What the fuck?

  15. Maybe the real problem by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    is too many choices.

    There really only should be 2 Google messaging platforms.

    1) Personal.

    2) Enterprise.

    They could even share the same software.

    Trying to support/build/update more than a couple of platforms is really only some kind of programmer welfare.

    1. Re: Maybe the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would not use anything from google at this point. I say they are dead to me. I mean they cannot even handle any kind of messaging. I cannot imagine why anyone would trust them with anything more complicated. I have no google account whatsoever and I am keeping it that way.

    2. Re: Maybe the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should just merge all messaging into Gmail.

    3. Re:Maybe the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On top of so many choices every other year they will drop half of these platforms. So why would anyone want to get invested in any of these just for them to get shut down and have to migrate to the next temporary platform.

    4. Re:Maybe the real problem by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      That is where they are going isn't it? Google Messages is the personal one and Hangouts Chat is the enterprise one.

      Google Phone is separate for voice calling as it should be because that is a completely different activity. Google Duo / Hangouts Meet is separate for video calling as it should be because that is a completely different activity.

      The only anomaly seems to be the issue with Google Voice. I guess it just doesn't integrate well with the phone and has to have its own message client. Perhaps they'll fix that next. Why would it need its own?

      If Duo / Meet are ever combined into anything, it should be Google Phone and only occur when there is a worldwide standard video calling method at the telecom level and video calling becomes more universally available. Such an app should be integrated so that it is trivial to switch to and from the universal voice call mode. Right now, Google Phone has some links to both Duo and Messages in that there is a place there to video call a contact instead of voice call them or to send a message. But, as is proper Android practice, those features just activate Duo or Messages. Integration should be between small apps doing one thing right instead of within bloatware.

      In general, Google has no place making silos. They are the leader of the system and should be guiding the system to be able to interact with other people in general, not just other Google customers. I have always hated iPhone for their tendency to create proprietary products. Google needs to be the one resisting proprietary products.

      As for things like being able to message while you're in a phone call or video call or doing anything else on your phone, that is a system issue, not an app issue. The system is broke if apps have to integrate in duplicates of every feature in order to achieve integration.

      With the new picture-in-picture type capabilities, I've had no problems doing other activities like messaging while in a video call or using Google Maps for navigation. Duo and Maps just go into a little picture mode that I can move around the screen with ease so that I can always look under them. Of course, you can also send messages with ease by voice alone without even minimizing the apps too. The system is integrating separate functions very nicely these days.

      In short, Duo and Messages work about as good as is possible with the current standards situation for me. Messages communicates with everyone I know without having to ask if they have a special program on their phone. Since RCS/CHAT is a universal standard that covers PCs, it will eventually even get to people who are at a PC and don't have their smartphones handy. Duo works on either Android or iPhone. Yes, you have to ask people if they have it whether they have an iPhone or Android, but at least you're not one of the iPhone jerks asking everyone if they can Facetime... "no, sir, like the vast majority of the world, I don't have an iPhone". As there is no fully interoperable standard, Duo is about the best we can do. I avoid Skype since they said they are live-scanning conversations for possibly illegal content using AI. That's a bit much.

      I never understood Allo. It didn't seem to do anything important Messages didn't do. It appears that the vast majority agree. A tenant once asked if I could send her messages with Whatsapp. I was like, "does your phone not receive texts?". She was not sure. A test text later, it was pretty obvious that it did with no issue. Go figure.

  16. Re:Here's my theory explaining Google's ineptness. by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    You got me there...

    Google's inability, even as one of the world's richest companies, to execute messaging on a platform it owns.

  17. Re:Chat and Meat? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    Those were taken over by zombies about 20 years ago.

    Don't let her give you any pills, that's where zombies come from.

    If you get a skin infection from it, you're probably going to die. Antibiotics rarely work on zombie diseases anymore. Try smearing it with raw honey.

  18. Toxic Ideology Has Metastasized / Crippled Google by L_R_Shaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know about a mole sabotaging Google. They have been so mind boggling bad in their execution that deliberate sabotage honestly sounds like a reasonable explanation. One would think even sheer incompetence would manage to get something right over the years.

    However, I have a large number of friends who all went to work for Google back when they were hiring like mad. They all say the ideological lunatics have completely overrun the company. And that inside the company it feels like a bizarre cult. A weird mix of people either virtue signalling in hopes it will keep the ideological crazies from coming after them and another group of people who no longer give a shit and just sit and pick up their paycheck and never do or say anything to bring attention to themselves.

    My friends have told me that so far the cancer hasn't really spread to the main search group other than fucking around with left wing/right wing search results. But if the crazies manage to infiltrate the core search team that Google will crash and burn faster than any large tech company in history. The cost to switch search engines is zero and all this tremendous growth and value Google has generate has largely been due to a small core team of incredibly talented people doing what other companies like Microsoft and all their billions have been unable to match.

  19. All they had to do was enhance gchat, a lot. by AbRASiON · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone with a Google account had gchat, allow non Google customers to have some kind of access to it through sign ups.

    With work, it could have done all we wanted, considering the age of gchat and Google's original talent pool, it could have been as good as what's app, iMessage, Skype, or practically anything you can think of, combined.

    They had the market at one point. Practically everyone I knew and know, used gchat, long before it was even common to be available on a chat service all day (what's app, Facebook Messenger)

    I'm sure we've all posted this, we've all seen others whine about it.

    I still am surprised EVERY time a new Google article comes up about messaging.
    With the resources, the user base and the ability to "force us" on to a product as Google account holders,
    I don't think I've ever heard of a company drop the ball this badly. Over and over and over and over again.

    I'm normally averse to firing people for mistakes, since they've now learnt a lesson, so they (should) improve. In this case though, several people should be entirely fired, very very much and potentially never let near such roles again.

    Clusterf....

    1. Re:All they had to do was enhance gchat, a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It was a ubiquitous text chat. It was exactly what I wanted. And Google killed it.

  20. Re:Toxic Ideology Has Metastasized / Crippled Goog by AbRASiON · · Score: 2

    Have a friend in Google who can confirm exactly what you're saying. He's constantly relaying stuff exactly as you describe to me. Furthermore this isn't just one office, he's in a non US Google office and same shit there. Extreme politic focused justice type people spending all their time on that (and bullying / Gestapoing the rest of the staff) that productivity, is generally down or on fruitless, stupid endeavours.

    Cult seems a fitting description.

  21. Codenames over functaionlity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Google loves their product names as much as they love themselves and cashing advertising checks. This is their biggest problem.

    They not only completely rebrand products but they at the same time force users to completely migrate to new services on a pretty regular basis. Not everyone wants to migrate but in typical arrogant Google style a politely worded FU is the best you are going to get out of them. Google really does not comprehend that their users don't like to be constantly pushed around and told what to do and constantly migrated out of their digital homes.

    Imagine for a moment if Google did a service called "Google House" and forced people to move to unfamiliar homes on a semi regular basis. This really is not that far a stretch from forcing users to leave a familiar interface and forcing them into a new one that often does not have the same functionality that the old one did. Imagine if "Google House" forced you to move into a home without a washer and dryer or without enough room for your king sized bed?

    What Google does not realize is that this constant reinventing of the wheel is not making them money, It's not getting more users for them and all it's really accomplishing is letting their team of nerds masturbate their text editors and jizz useless code onto their servers that they will eventually throw away when they piss off the users who refuse to use it anymore.

    They did this with Picasa to me. I had a massive Gallery and they forced the migration onto Photos and was nice enough to use my own storage which I paid them for to do it. Then they disabled the ability to upload new photos and provided their photos product which did not have the same functionality that Picasa did. Then of course because they can't secure Google + they are shutting the whole mess of it all down.

    What Google accomplished was that I won't use any of their products anymore. I won't touch any of their home automation products with a 10 foot pole nor am I interested in any of their products in the future. When they get around to fucking over more users like this they will soon earn a reputation similar to Microsofts where people avoid them out of course whenever they can.

  22. hangouts classic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume that is most of us that use google stuff...

    Bleh.

  23. Is there anyone who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I just wonder who posts these "stories", but even more, I wonder why.

    Is there seriously nothing more important right now?
    Is there a silicon valley equivalent of "get a life"?

  24. Theyâ(TM)re a threat response by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 1

    Google sees threats such as WhatsApp, Facebook, and so on and responds. Enter Google Plus. Enter Hangouts. They are not well thought out and are a knee jerk reaction. It is expected, because there is a link in gmail about them, that folks will hop on board.

    Take google local as an example? A response to Yelp and Facebook adding place support. Still canâ(TM)t handle merging a multiple location business into one news feed. Still offers no useful interaction with followers.

    Google needs to plan products or theyâ(TM)ll just be search and gmail, and itâ(TM)s only a matter of time before something better comes around with Bing getting better and better and Yandex and Baidu supporting more English results (gearing up?)

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  25. Google in general... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to admit I don't keep such a close eye on Google or what they do internally. I have no idea what 3/4 of the products named in the summary even are or what they do. Given that the summary is all about how most of them are going away (or already have), I'm *happy* I don't pay attention to whatever the fuck Google is doing. Sounds like they can't commit to anything.

    Google could stop existing tomorrow morning and it would probably be for the best. And they should take Facebook and Twitter along with them.

  26. too much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's sad is that so many of those failures are due to having too many products that people can't be bothered to try
    my non-tech wife does not know what Hangouts is but she knows what Messages is, and she doesn't even want that, because she already has an SMS app built into the phone, also made by Google, just older, but it works.
    dominating markets by making cool stuff with cool names doesn't work as well anymore, particularly in this space of messaging.
    their only hope is to do what Microsoft did, leverage their OS to force new experiences on people that they don't want in order to teach them what a better tomorrow looks like

  27. Re:Here's my theory explaining Google's ineptness. by swillden · · Score: 5, Informative

    Google has a mole within its decision making hierarchy.

    Nah. The problem is that Google mostly doesn't have a decisionmaking hierarchy. I say "problem" but it many ways it's also Google's core advantage, though it clearly has its downsides as well.

    Google is a very bottom up company. Throughout most of the organization, decisions are made primarily by the engineers doing the work. They choose a team to work for (new hires are assigned to a team, but most people switch every few years), then look at the problems/opportunities with that team's products and decide what they think needs to be improved/built. They sell their managers / peers on their ideas and, assuming they're successful, set their objectives and key results (OKRs), then go to work.

    Performance reviews and promotions are evaluated primarily based on demonstrated impact, which is a vague term that has several dimensions but is mostly driven by measures of user engagement. Doing great work on a product no one uses is "low impact", as is doing minor work on a successful product. Keep in mind that Google measures success primarily by the "toothbrush metric", which is how many people use a product daily, and that a million users isn't "successful". Successful products have 10E8 to 10E9 users. The most impactful, and therefore most promotable, thing you can do is to launch an entirely new product that becomes successful -- though to be clear people are highly rewarded for doing less visible impactful things, such as building internal infrastructure.

    This creates a very unusual company dynamic, very different from the typical corporate hierarchy. It's designed to harness the brainpower of the large and very bright staff not only to figure out how to build the technology, but also to decide what to build. Promising projects that have potential for great impact find it very easy to hire lots of talented engineers. Projects that are failing, or even just stagnating, find their staff drifting away as people seek more impactful work.

    There are top-down, hierarchical decisions. Upper management does give direction, and perhaps the most powerful lever they wield is headcount allocation. But successful -- or just promising -- projects find it easy to grow their headcount allocation. One of the strongest signals a team can give to the next layer up is that there are lots of engineers who would like to join it. That's not the only decisionmaking criterion, but it's a powerful one. The mere fact that many people want to work on something is considered a good indicator that that thing is important and worth working on, because if it weren't likely to be impactful why would so many impact-seeking engineers want to work on it?

    Throughout most of the company, most of the time, this non-hierarchical, bottom-up structure works very well. The most talented people do seek out the most impactful projects, both because it gives them the best shot at promotion and because it maximizes the odds that they're doing something of benefit for humanity (and, yes, there is a lot of that sort of altruistic sentiment at Google, and it's not feigned or faked). In fact, many of Google's biggest failures were caused when management didn't allow this "natural" self-allocation of talent but instead used arbitrary incentives to drive specific employee behaviors.

    But there are some clearly pathological cases as well, and messaging seems to be the most obvious. I think that people look at messaging and think "This is a simple problem, and if we can solve it well we have a chance to build something that most of humanity uses on a daily basis". It looks easy, and incredibly impactful (per the toothbrush metric), so projects get spun up and attract lots of engineering staff. But while it's easy to build a chat tool, getting hundreds of millions of people to decide to use it is not so easy, so projects stagnate, staff leaves to do other stuff and eventually the project gets shut down because the handful of die-hards who are left to maintain it get overwhelmed and can't keep up.

    So no "mole", no deliberate sabotage. Just a very unusual organization structure with some unusual failure modes.

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  28. Tox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The simple solution is for people to just use tox: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tox_(protocol)

    It is fully encrypted P2P protocol which means that nobody can spy on it and nobody can kill off the service. It also supports messages, video chat and phone calls.

    There is a native Linux client, Windows client, Android client, IOS client, web-based client, even console client:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tox_(protocol)#Clients

    So why do people keep using spyware services when there is something like tox available?

    1. Re:Tox by Kavonte · · Score: 2

      > So why do people keep using spyware services when there is something like tox available?

      I'd love an encrypted chat client, but there's a trade-off between security and convenience that people who make encrypted chat applications aren't willing to acknowledge. I'd never heard of Tox before, but I see it's no exception. It features "perfect forward secrecy," which is great if you're a spy trying to hide from the NSA, but not so great if you just want to send a message to a friend whose chat client isn't presently online.

      Look at every popular chat application and there are some common features to all of them: You can send messages to friends who aren't online. You can have the application open on your PC and on your phone and messages sent to you will be received on both devices. You can have it open on your PC and closed on your phone, receive messages on your PC, then later open it on your phone and see those messages that were sent to your PC. You and a bunch of friends can join a group and send messages that are sent to everyone in the group. This is all just common functionality that everyone expects from every chat application.

      Security is just one feature of a chat application. Just because it might be the only feature you care about doesn't mean that other people are willing to give up every other feature just to get security. If they have nothing to hide, those other features are far more valuable than encryption.

    2. Re:Tox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tox is not *too* hard to use - when I decided to try it I thought that not having to sign up to an account made it easier for me. But it's one of those things that may not be able to go through firewalls if you're not on your home network. Major weakness here.

      I just miss MSN Messenger, it did less things but it was easier thus. Tho, I simply wanted something that runs on desktop/laptop. If I wanted to spend half an hour writing shit on a phone keyboard I can send SMS. Chatting on phone has value if I want to chat with people without exchanging phone numbers. Except phone chat apps seem to want your phone number, so that defeats the point for me. Again I had MSN back then - there were no phone numbers, and no reason to give away your phone number to an Internet program or site.

  29. Then it's Signal for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WhatsApp is straight out.

    1. Re:Then it's Signal for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fuck Signal. It wants all permissions on your device. That is not an exaggeration.

      The developer is also a dick and doesn't want free/libre forks using his server (even though other, more commercial forks are allowed). When the developer of one of the free forks offered to run a server the Signal developer wouldn't even agree to federate with him.

  30. Actually, they ALL use XMPP internally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    WhatsApp, for example, is nothing more that stolen code from a open-source XMPP client, with a "encryption" wrapper around it, to deliberately make it incompatible with anything else. At first, the "encryption" was such a trivial joke, that that was really the only reason it was there. Nowadays it uses the same encryption as Signal, but there's no point, given that it’s Facebook code talking to Facebook servers through it.

    Everyone, including Google, just copied that crime scheme.

    They mostly "excuse" it with XMPP's inherent inability to function when the receiving device isn't constantly running and having have a listening port open. And them having to add a custom solution for it to work on mobile phones.
    Except that Signal's Moxie Marlinspike* has solved that and made it both a standard and a built-in extension of current XMPP.
    Yet you still don't see anyone caring one bit about interoperability. Typical business leeches.

    Oh well, at least I run my own federating Signal server and fork for our company now...

    _ _ _
    (* Maybe because Marlinspike really really isn't a nice fella to interact with. His social skills are sometimes unacceptable, not exactly like Linus’s, which at least were open and honest, but comparatively problematic. Which is unfortunate, given that he's quite a skilled programmer. I guess it comes with the job.)

  31. Use Matrix by Kethinov · · Score: 1

    It's time to abandon proprietary IM services and start using Matrix. The most popular client/server is Riot but you can run your own server and use different clients if you like.

    Unlike all the different services competing in this space, Matrix is objectively the best. One of the biggest reasons is that it is federated. Like Google Talk was when it was a proper XMPP server back in the day.

    Don't fall for another big on hype low on substance service like Signal, which is just as centralized as Hangouts and could one day be ruined just as Google Talk/Hangouts was.

    Use something that is fully open source, fully federated, and built to last. Use Matrix.

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    1. Re:Use Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it is supported by the telecom system and is the standard app on every phone (which means it has to handle SMS) and you never have to ask anybody if they have it, I'll use it.

    2. Re:Use Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to that same source (spreadsheet), XMPP seems even better than Matrix?
      But for an unclear reason, he put Matrix on the top row.
      It is nitpicking, but claims such as "winning on all fronts" are asking for that.
      Anyway doesn't matter, both of them are good.

    3. Re:Use Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I finally started a spreadsheet to compare relative security, privacy, compatibility,"
      -> he links to a Google Doc spreadsheet. duh!

  32. Failure begets failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who in their right mind is going to invest time and effort into any new Google offering when Google has a long track record of blowing up their new products a few years after introducing them.

    How long is the laundry list of previous Google offerings that have just gone up in smoke because Google just gave up on them?

    For that matter, apart from their search engine (their core business) and the other companies they acquired (like YouTube), have there been any other successful new products from Google?

  33. How to do a message app by AHuxley · · Score: 2

    Look back at what yahoo had.
    A way of seeing who was online on a GUI.
    The ability to text chat. Use a mic and webcam.

    People just need to be able to see their friends online and communicate with them.
    Typing is fine. A mic and webcam for voice and video support.

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    1. Re:How to do a message app by houghi · · Score: 1

      We used that a lot in the office where I worked then. It was a great addition to other ways of communication.
      Not as official as an email.
      Not as urgent as a phone call.
      Not as intrusive as walking up to a desk.

      No mic or webcam needed. If you needed a mic, you phoned. If you needed a webcam, you walked to the desk.

      Great for short questions. e.g. "Have you done a reset on server XYZ today?" By not doing it via email, nobody would get hurt of the answer was "Darn, overslept. WIll do it now. Sorry."

      Depending on what was said, you could always follow up via email, just like you would with a phonecall. "As confirmed by our conversation earlier with Mr. B., the server reset has been performed." And that you send to N+1 and others.

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  34. Commitment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I'll keep using watsapp and Telegram, because they don't disappear every two years or so.

  35. Re:Here's my theory explaining Google's ineptness. by russotto · · Score: 1

    Google has a mole within its decision making hierarchy. A mole perhaps "planted", "bought" or "compromised" by one of its rivals.

    Conquest's Third Law: The simplest way to explain the behavior of any bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.

    Big organizations act that way even when they're not actually controlled by such a cabal. It's principal-agent problems all the way down.

  36. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that's just stupid.

  37. General Google slack by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Google themselves seemed ready to settle

    Lack of competition? Google Maps is also going to shit. They have all these pop-up panels that block the map itself, and no "X" in the corner or equivalent to close them. It's often not even spam panels, it's just shit in your way, like somebody at Google is being paid by panel quantity and graded on their hard-to-close-ness. I've been turning to Bing Maps, gulp.

  38. Client bandwidth != server bandwidth by tepples · · Score: 1

    You going to pay for it?

    yeah because text IMing uses so much bandwidth

    It uses more than zero. If you pay for zero, you get zero.

    that mobile telco's and ISPs couldn't possible provide that as part of baseline service.

    For one thing, they don't. T-Mobile's baseline cellular service ($3 per month) includes 30 minutes or texts and 0 MB/mo of client data. For another thing, accounting for bandwidth on the client side is not enough; you also have to account for bandwidth on the server side in order to allow two NATted users to communicate or two users to communicate if one happens to be offline at a given moment.

    1. Re:Client bandwidth != server bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It uses more than zero. If you pay for zero, you get zero.

      Yeah, all of that money I wasted paying for IRC and XMPP...gone forever.

      includes 30 minutes or texts

      So then they do provide you with that service.

    2. Re:Client bandwidth != server bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because IRC over SMS is totally a thing!

  39. Telegram didn't let me sign up by tepples · · Score: 1

    I just tried to sign up for Telegram through web.telegram.org using Firefox on Linux, but I got an error message after I entered my home phone number:

    You don't have a Telegram account yet, please sign up with Android / iPhone first.

    Method: auth.sendCode
    Result: {"_":"rpc_error","error_code":400,"error_message":"PHONE_NUMBER_APP_SIGNUP_FORBIDDEN"}

    I tried the same on the web using the default web browser on and Android device, and after sticking on "Generating keys..." for a minute, it gave me the same error. What steps should I take to correct this error?

    1. Re:Telegram didn't let me sign up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do what it says and sign up with the mobile app first? When I installed the app and created my account, I was messaging within seconds.

  40. Never even heard of Duo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And haven't ever used any of the others.

    I don't get it. Why so much redundancy? And how would they ever monetise it.

    With WhatsApp the direction is clear. They'll shovel ads down your throat as status updates which can't be cleared.

  41. Totally confused by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't understand why Google is spamming us with all these permutations of what should be a simple concept: messaging with integrated voice and video chat. Hangouts does that just fine right now. Why get rid of it?

    I looked at Allo and Duo and was thoroughly underwhelmed. There's nothing they do that Hangouts doesn't already do. What possible incentive would I have to switch to some other messaging app that requires everyone I chat with to switch to the same app?

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  42. Re:Here's my theory explaining Google's ineptness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we all know what you said is nigger

  43. A sends, A disconnects, B connects: delivered? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Failed messages or messages sent to offline contacts are automatically rescheduled for delivery the next time the recipient comes online.

    Can the message be delivered once the recipient comes online even if the sender has since gone offline? Or must both be online at once? If the latter, then rescheduling for delivery doesn't help Alice send a message to a group including Bob if Alice and Bob are rarely online at the same time because they live in different time zones. Or would Alice just see a view of the group minus Bob and Bob one minus Alice?

    In addition, you didn't mention how you plan to handle network address translation (NAT). Even if Alice and Bob are online at once, if they are both behind an ISP-controlled NAT, establishing a TCP connection from Alice to Bob or vice versa is unlikely to be possible, causing messages between the two to remain "rescheduled for delivery" state forever unless there is some server that can listen for incoming connections from both participants and forward messages from one connection to the other.

    1. Re:A sends, A disconnects, B connects: delivered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not, but that isn't something that occurs with enough regularity to be a problem (I have never seen it happen, my phone is connected 24/365). The security and control over my devices far outweighs any minor inconvenience like that. You shouldn't be using IM for emergencies.

      NAT is the responsibility of your router not the software. Any software that uses network resources could potentially have the same problem, so you are really reaching to invent problems here.

    2. Re:A sends, A disconnects, B connects: delivered? by tepples · · Score: 1

      [Non-overlapping connection periods between participants in a conversation] isn't something that occurs with enough regularity to be a problem (I have never seen it happen, my phone is connected 24/365).

      My laptop is not connected 24/365, and neither is my phone because I currently don't subscribe to a cellular data plan. They're connected when I'm at home or in range of a hotspot operated by the cable company, but not 24/365.

      NAT is the responsibility of your router not the software.

      If your ISP puts all residential customers in a neighborhood behind a NAT router, as do the other ISPs in your area, how is your chat application going to accept incoming connections from copies of the chat application run by people who want to start a conversation with you? Because you don't control the router, you can't forward a port.

    3. Re:A sends, A disconnects, B connects: delivered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My laptop is not connected 24/365, and neither is my phone because I currently don't subscribe to a cellular data plan. They're connected when I'm at home or in range of a hotspot operated by the cable company, but not 24/365.

      That's too bad for you then. Most people are connected all of the time.

      If your ISP puts all residential customers in a neighborhood behind a NAT router [wikipedia.org], as do the other ISPs in your area, how is your chat application going to accept incoming connections from copies of the chat application run by people who want to start a conversation with you? Because you don't control the router, you can't forward a port.

      My ISP doesn't do that nor have I ever heard of a legitimate ISP ever doing that. If you have a shady neighbour charging people for access to their internet connection, then they are likely violating their ISP's ToS.

    4. Re:A sends, A disconnects, B connects: delivered? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It looks like you've worn out that shovel so I'm dropping you a new one down. Mind your head!

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    5. Re:A sends, A disconnects, B connects: delivered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it's amusing to say "Comcast isn't a legitimate ISP", I think you're being intentionally obtuse about NAT here.

  44. Order of magnitude price difference by tepples · · Score: 1

    It depends on the plan. The unlimited plan you describe charges more for one month than I pay for cellular service in a year on my pay-per-minute plan. In order for someone on a $3 per month pay-per-minute plan to make room in his budget to upgrade to a $60 per month plan, he'd probably need to cancel home wired Internet. Using cellular Internet as a substitute for home wired Internet is practical only if the $60 per month plan includes unlimited use of the phone as a hotspot, or at least 50 GB of hotspot use per month. Does it? If so, what U.S. carrier?

    1. Re:Order of magnitude price difference by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you don't have to go all the way to $60. Cricket has unlimited talk and text for $25. Others are even less. But if you want to just have an emergency line, $3 buck is an amazing price.

      But I have T-mobile for my family, and I have 7 lines of unlimited 4G for $155, all-in. That's a lot of money, but it does include 7 devices and hotspot use. Plus I got 7 free devices from them, including 4 flagship phones worth about $750 each (at the time).

      Sprint has unlimited hotspot use at 4g speed for the price you cite, if you can get service where you are.

    2. Re:Order of magnitude price difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what you're paying I had one hour and unlimited SMS in Western Europe ; they doubled it to two hours. There's even a few dozen megabytes which I guess can be used in some emergency (e.g. look up transport schedules) but I chose to never use them for now (I don't care. it would work as hot spot too)

      I think your plan is nice but suffers from historical oddity of paying to receive calls in the US and the carriers managing to translate that to SMS.

    3. Re:Order of magnitude price difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully if you're posting to slashdot, you are in a career path where you don't have to choose between paying $60 for your unlimited cell plan or a $60 internet connection. If not. maybe spend less time posting to slashdot, and more time furthering your career.

  45. Cellular carriers charge more than IM services by tepples · · Score: 1

    includes 30 minutes or texts

    So then they do provide you with that service.

    Not at the desired volume at an affordable price. In order to shift all my instant messaging from IP to SMS, I'd need to pay a lot more per month to my cellular carrier than I currently do.

    1. Re:Cellular carriers charge more than IM services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at the desired volume at an affordable price.

      But you still have the ability to message. And you said your service was $3/month. If you struggle to pay that, then you should get a job and you could afford unlimited service.

      You seem to have the most unique problems in your life.

    2. Re:Cellular carriers charge more than IM services by tepples · · Score: 1

      And you said your service was $3/month. If you struggle to pay that, then you should get a job and you could afford unlimited service.

      I have a job. I don't struggle to pay $3 per month, but I'd need a better job to pay 20 times that and continue my current level of saving for retirement.

  46. Update: Telegram allows voice verification by tepples · · Score: 1

    The hard part about installing yet another native Android app is figuring out what app to uninstall to make room, as not every app allows itself to be installed to the SD card. So I tried installing the app on a different device, a Galaxy Tab A 8" tablet, and got "Telegram will call you in 2 minutes". I was pleasantly surprised at this, as not a lot of services are capable of falling back to a voice call should SMS fail. (Google can, but Twitter can't.)

    What would be the most practical way for someone who owns only desktop and laptop computers, not an iPhone, Android phone, iPad, or Android tablet, to use Telegram?

    1. Re:Update: Telegram allows voice verification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend used Telegram on his Windows desktop, but I didn't know about the set up (phone mandatory?).
      I bet this sort of thing is one strong reason for Microsoft adding mobile phone features into Windows 10 (for e.g. netbooks and 2-in-1 with LTE modem, whether they be on x86 or ARM ; will be common on ARM Windows laptops). Then Telegram has to add support for this set up (Windows 10 UWP app?). But then you'd have to explain the consumer why a laptop on wifi and a laptop on 4G/5G are that different.
      Even though Microsoft has been losing at mobile for decades (albeit with a fair share of Windows Mobile in the early to mid 00s), on the mid and long term the next massively used platform might be the fanless solid-state laptop with 4G/5G.

      Even then, I wonder if I'm mixing things up. Do they require iOS or Android just to avoid being used only by people sitting at gray desktop with Luddite wired mouse?

      If some stupid thing requires an Android "app" to set up (could be anything these days like a camera, drone or coffee pot or router) an option is to run an Android emulator on your desktop - can be whatever is used by devs, or even an Android x86 build in Virtualbox. I know a /. user did this for a mom/aunt/grandma. At worst you may violate some EULA by running Google Play in an emulator (who gives a crap!).
      Anonymous Coward said Telegram client is available on F-Droid so you wouldn't need to worry about Google Play.

  47. Didn't it just get a name change? by lhaeh · · Score: 1

    Seems like it was the same as hangouts, gplus, and maybe a few other names.

    Google's problem, as I see it, is that I would never trust them to keep something going. They have a reasonable successful product, but feel the need to warp it into something else or just plain kill it off. Why take the risk switching to something you know will likely get killed off in a few years, forcing you to switch again?

  48. Bring back Google Talk by trawg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Google could possibly still win the messaging wars by bringing back Google Talk. This was the perfect messaging application - for users. It was simple, lightweight, native clients, supported simple chat, voice, etc (even video but maybe with a plugin?). Almost everyone I knew used it, even my low-tech family members, because it was simple and everyone had it.

    Hangouts started the exodus; I found it annoying, confusing and bloated and I assume all my family and friends did too, because they dropped it almost immediately. We moved to Whatsapp which is nice and simple and really awesome to use, if you can get past the Facebook connection - which is hard :(

    I think Google can still win here by at least /trying/ to not lose, which is the opposite of what they're doing at the moment. Hangouts, Allo, etc - they've just made a huge mess of everything. Even if they can't figure out how to monetise a nice, simple, E2E-encrypted messaging application with ads, they can claw back important marketshare from competition. But I can't see it happening.

    1. Re:Bring back Google Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      gTalk and gChat before it were likely killed because of XMPP. You could at one point use any sip client even to make voice calls (including secure). That goes quite against Googles efforts at mining you.

      I suspect many would be surprised to know the protocols used in large corporate environments that aren't IT startups. They are still dominated by Cisco, Avaya, and even older Nortel (BCM, M1, etc) hardware. Some of those speak SIP if you pay the license. They aren't going anywhere because those technologies can all be passively tapped and monitored in real time. I'm not talking about three letter agencies or callcenter environments either so much as corporate managers with entirely too much interest in employees.. It's all point'n click too.

    2. Re:Bring back Google Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it requires a Facebook account, I'll never use it - actually, can't anymore and will not go back. #deletefacebook

  49. Examples of carrier-grade NAT use by tepples · · Score: 1

    That's too bad for you then. Most people are connected all of the time.

    I see this "I got mine" mentality as part of what's wrong with software publishers' behavior.

    My ISP doesn't do that nor have I ever heard of a legitimate ISP ever doing that.

    Last I checked, all home ISPs in Myanmar used CGNAT according to Bert64, because there just aren't enough IPv4 addresses to go around. So do 90 percent of mobile ISPs in Europe.

  50. Here is why I use Google Hangouts by linuxguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Google Hangouts:

    1. It works on the phone and all of my computers.
    2. Doesn't need a phone number.
    3. I can voice/video chat, if I want to.
    4. I can share screens.

    What other chat tool does all of these?

    1. Re:Here is why I use Google Hangouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skype & Teams

    2. Re:Here is why I use Google Hangouts by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Don't forget group chat that you can easily opt out of by choosing "leave this hangout."

      Next time someone adds my Voice number to another damn group text I can never opt out of without blocking the actual people might be the last damn time.

    3. Re:Here is why I use Google Hangouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skype, Skype for Business, MS Teams are a few chat tools that can do this.

    4. Re:Here is why I use Google Hangouts by sbohems · · Score: 2

      Wire.

    5. Re:Here is why I use Google Hangouts by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, Slack handles all these cases. Do not take this as a recommendation, though.

  51. Re:Here's my theory explaining Google's ineptness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that's impressive!

  52. Google Voice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would also add Google Voice to the list of products Google had tried to kill. Then at the last moment, Google resurrected Voice from the ash pit. Google has an obvious history of producing multiple versions of the same product/service, and then waiting to see which ones succeed. But some of Google's decisions, like trying to kill Google Voice, and the feature set of Google Allo, seem to completely ignore what users really want.

  53. solutions by sad_ · · Score: 1

    sms works just fine, and is almost always unlimited & free.
    otherwise, let google fail and perhaps a cool alternative can pick up where they leave a hole.
    maybe even an open protocol or app could rise to the occasion, that would be awesome.

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    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.