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Japan is Giving Away Free Houses (fastcompany.com)

There are some 8 million abandoned homes -- or akiya -- in Japanese suburbia, according to The Japan Times . And if you've got a visa allowing you to live in Japan, some of them can be yours for free or very low prices, and the government may give you a subsidy to renovate one. From a report: There are even databases devoted to helping people find these homes, known as "akiya banks." What's driving the government to give away homes? In part, it has to do with Japan's aging population: According to the World Bank, the country's population decreased by -0.2% in 2017 alone, while China and the U.S. slowly grew 0.6% and 0.7% respectively. There are simply fewer people in Japan than there once were -- roughly 1.3 million fewer people than in 2010 by one count [paywall].

224 comments

  1. But is there free anime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Fuck a house, all good Japanese sperglords want anime.

  2. The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So how do the Japanese feel about a bunch of foreigners as next door neighbors.

    1. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Japanese are overall pretty welcoming. I'm sure there are a few racist assholes like we have here, people too stubborn and uneducated and inexperienced with the world to know any better. Mostly not though.

    2. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they are nice enough to welcome you to an irradiated housing zone. Since we are speaking of stubborn stupidity about not educating yourself about an article before spewing feel-good shit, and being inexperienced with basic concepts such as how someone can sell low or for free, look in the mirror bubba - a perfumed turd is still a turd.

    3. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Luckyo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So long as you stay in main metropolises like Tokyo or Kyoto? Maybe. A big maybe.

      Leave that and go into more rural areas, like this offer, and you're going to be introduced to actual Japanese culture, which functions on blood ties like most East Asian cultures do. You being a foreigner will always be a foreigner, because of your bloodline. Those are places where being even genetically half Japanese gets you severely discriminated against at every turn.

      Outside the primary Western countries, "racist assholes" are what is known as "normal people".

    4. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      They aren't foreigners, they were there before the Japaneese.

      Although the catbus one is a hazard in the traffic.

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    5. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      Blame the Christian missionaries working hand in glove with the merchants and the military for it. The cultures that survived the three pronged attack, the missionaries providing kind services like schools and hostpitals, while destroying the foundations of culture, pride and loyalty to their kings one one prong. Merchants dumping goods at loss to bankrupt the local uneducated merchant class was the second prong. Military attacking their governments was the third. Most countries succumbed to this in the early colonial era, India being the biggest crown jewel of that strategy.

      Cultures that survived the onslaught has developed a very healthy immunity that is to be suspicious of all Western people. To gain respect in rural Japan, you need to work for three or four generations there showing respect. Then you will be treated well. Go in there with some superiority attitude, you will be smacked down hard.

      It is interesting in Christianity you inherit the sins of your original parents, Adam and Eve. Western law says, you dont inherit the debt of your parents. Only any excess assets after settling the debts. In rural Japan you arrive with all the inherited sins of your forefathers.

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    6. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Nice narrative, that has nothing to do with observable reality. White people have it the best in terms of being foreigners in East Asia. They're pretty much the top crop of foreigners after those who have some limited neighbourly ties, i.e. Japan-Korea-China triangle.

      Those who are by far the most discriminated against are black Africans of all black African ethnicities. Followed almost perfectly in order of skin colour tone from darkest to whitest. Overwhelming majority of people who are the most discriminated against come from regions and cultures that had effectively no contact with East Asian cultures in the time you're describing.

      So your claim isn't just wrong. It's wrong in the worst way possible - being the diametric opposite of right.

    7. Re: The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always heard it said by my friends that routinely visit and are japanophiles, have learned the language, adopted the customs, etc:

      'Japaneseove Caucasians... as long as they know you are leaving'.

    8. Re: The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Which is really good compared to how they treat black skinned Polynesians or even worse, Africans.

    9. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by SinGunner · · Score: 1

      I'd say over half of Japanese "racism" toward whites is just wanting to avoid an awkward situation at all costs. Speaking Japanese well eliminates almost all racism (not counting the institutionalized variety, of course).

    10. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      That sounds a lot like you have never lived outside Tokyo/Kyoto, and you have problems picking up social cues. The racism even toward people who are half Japanese and are born and raised in the country is well documented.

    11. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Typing_Ptarmigan · · Score: 1

      The Japanese are overall pretty welcoming. I'm sure there are a few racist assholes like we have here, people too stubborn and uneducated and inexperienced with the world to know any better. Mostly not though.

      Apparently you have never heard of the word "gaijin" before now.

    12. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by SinGunner · · Score: 1

      I said "whites". Your suggestion that half-Japanese would be higher up the totem pole of acceptability is a bit of a rookie mistake for someone who believes I'm poor at picking up on social cues, ne?

    13. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I see that you're utterly incapable of comprehending the point I made, which is quite simple to someone who's isn't having problems in the fields I suggested.

      Hint: If half white half japanese person who is completely culturally Japanese has problems I describe, foreigner with language skills is going to have it worse. Much worse. Because inclusion into groups is a spectrum - some people are simply closer to the inner circles of trust than others.

    14. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by samdu · · Score: 1

      Here's a good piece from the Japan Times:

      https://www.japantimes.co.jp/o...

    15. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by SinGunner · · Score: 1

      Being half is a much bigger impediment than being white in terms of social integration. They are viewed as some sort of ideal and thus an artificial barrier is created. It's a tough barrier because of its rarity, meaning there are no established social conventions regarding Japanese/half interactions. And it doesn't help that the native person tends to consider themselves inferior to the half. If white people are alien in Japan, half is doubly so. For a Japanese/white interaction, it's alien/alien on both sides, so there's lots of forgiveness. For a Japanese/half interaction, it's native/unknown from the Japanese perspective and native/alien from the half perspective (I haven't met a half person who doesn't understandably consider themselves "alien" in Japan). If you look Asian but not fully Japanese, the predisposition is to treat you like one of the races that more legitimately suffer from racism in Japan. Why on earth do you think being "native" half would be some sort of gold standard for the most easily socially integrated race?

    16. Re: The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're talking out of your ass. In my years living in East Asia, I never saw black Africans get singled out for anything negative. Japanese people tend to be fascinated by them actually.

    17. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gaijin" simply means foreigner. It's not a hateful term but most gaijin, like you, don't understand that.

    18. Re: The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know several westerners who lived in rural parts of Japan and were treated very well. All could speak Japanese, though.

    19. Re: The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      You're confusing "Japanese politeness" with "lack of different of treatment based on race". If anything, if Japanese never drop the extreme politeness, it means you remain stranger to them and they're not letting you into any kind of trust-based relationship.

    20. Re:The Jeffersons: Japanese style. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      I already addressed this point before. I'm not going to bother debunking it again.

  3. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't sound like the Japanese are really getting it on that much, either.

  4. Giving away free houses? by fredrated · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean they are not charging for the free houses? How unusual.

    1. Re:Giving away free houses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I keep coming back to slashdot.

    2. Re:Giving away free houses? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are free as in speech.

    3. Re: Giving away free houses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK free houses can be very expensive when they are pubs. Anyway, I'm off to get myself some of those range eggs the grocery store is giving away.

  5. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you push out an heir every time like a Mormon?

  6. Re:Creimer booked a flight to Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aw, poor little trustfund baby who never earned a thing for himself whipslash picks on creimer because he shit on slashdot on youtube and richie rich logan abbott doesn't like being defied. Read all about that arrogant fat short little shit Logan Abbott on Glass Door reviews about him from his employees who hate his ass. Childish little bastard Logan Abbott the flimsy fatboy. Why don't you tell us how you got the money you have Logan. Prove it. Inheritance isn't personal accomplishment fatfuck. Being a little forums dictator isn't either or using dirty SEO tactics I read about on Glassdoor too.

  7. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha, holy shit, these are all irradiated and the fucking summary is acting like this is a great opportunity to move to glorius Nippon?! Fucking lol.

  8. Detroit's done the same thing before. by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    the question is are there jobs?

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    1. Re:Detroit's done the same thing before. by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Or, another question: can I retire there? That will help with the aging population, right?

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    2. Re:Detroit's done the same thing before. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Asian countries are difficult to retire to, but yes you can.
      However as it is Japan, you won't come around learning to speak it. (not necessarily write it)

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    3. Re:Detroit's done the same thing before. by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      the question is are there jobs?

      There are for programmers, even if you don't speak Japanese, but you need to pass an interview, and it's difficult to do so if you don't understand the culture. (Maybe you will get lucky and just mesh naturally with the culture, but I sure didn't).

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    4. Re:Detroit's done the same thing before. by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      Depends on the country. There are entire foreign enclaves in places like Thailand. They typically specialize to serve a certain nationality, basically sucking up Western pensioner's pensions to guarantee a fairly high quality of life due to country itself being much poorer than country that pensioner comes from.

      Rich East Asian countries like Japan don't really fit that bill though. These countries have enough problems with their own elderly as it is.

    5. Re:Detroit's done the same thing before. by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      basically sucking up Western pensioner's pensions to guarantee a fairly high quality of life due to country itself being much poorer than country that pensioner comes from.

      So in other words, commerce. Both sides benefit from the exchange.

    6. Re:Detroit's done the same thing before. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you view as "other side". Pension payer does not benefit for example, which is why if the pension system accounts for the fact that money will be spend within the economy that is being taxed to pay the said pension, this is a harmful exchange to said economy.

  9. Re:The huricane swept all by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    the radiation away... the houses are safe :)

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  10. Population growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Decreased by -0.2%? So they increased by 0.2%?

    1. Re:Population growth by Bengie · · Score: 2

      This is why natural languages are horrible for communicating technical information.

  11. Just one slight problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're all near the Fukushima power plant.

  12. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what happens when the men are hung like toothpicks and expect their sexually-unfulfilled wives to be their mommies.

  13. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With two-inch wangs they can barely penetrate deep enough to creampie.

  14. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, they're not. GP is talking out of his ass and you fell for it.

  15. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are taking neither far right incels nor ugly feminist femcels, but they can tolerate male incels more than feminists since the later are whiny babies and Japs like peaceful people even if withdrawn as opposed to screeching retards.

  16. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the incels fit in with the rest of the animu-loving NEETs.

  17. Xenophobia and huge barriers to immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japan has a xenophobia problem coupled with some of the strictest immigration and naturalization laws in the free world. So many skilled non-weeaboo non-Muslim-country foreigners would love to call Japan home if it weren't for the pervasive xenophobia there. They seriously have to relax the immigration laws. I understand not letting in Muslim refugees that will refuse to assimilate and create dangerous no-go zones in the country, but people that aren't from a cancerous culture should be allowed to visit and apply for residency more easily.

    1. Re:Xenophobia and huge barriers to immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just reading your mental diarrhea above it's clear you ARE from a cancerous subculture and don't belong in ANY civilized country, let alone Japan lol. You'd probably manage to get your ass kicked in polite CANADA even.

    2. Re:Xenophobia and huge barriers to immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being anti-Islam doesn't make you xenophobic, it actually makes you part of the most multicultural and diverse group on this planet.
      From Jews to Slavs to Southern Europeans to Chinese to 4 in 5 Indians to many South East Asians to even many black nations and even latinos as of late; from atheists to christians and judaists to hinduists to taoists to even buddhists, there is no collective more diverse ethnically or religiously currently on this planet which is willing to stop all its internal wars and bickering to deal with just 1 cancerous pile of shit for a moment than the Anti-Islam collective.
      Even fucking Buddhists, for all the shit they've experienced in history including Catholic idiocy, Islam is the only exception they've made in their tolerance mantra.
      The only thing keeping all of these people from genociding Muslims is the Western White Islamoprotectorate Police, though that pile of shit has been weakening and we are seeing what is happening in Myanmar and China currently.

      Some dumbshit Westerner won't ever understand, nor are these white cucks expected to understand (it's not their business), the rage and fury of any people on this planet accumulated over at least 4 centuries of living next to or under Muslims and their idiotic religion heralded by a prophet who waged over 60 war campaigns, raped and married a prepubescent child, sacked and looted cities, enslaved people of all races including blacks and even evaluated blacks as being worth less than members of other races as taught in the Hadith, and enacted atrocities throughout his career, and any dumbshit who thinks there is a peaceful Muslim is too dumbshit to know that one cannot be Muslim without Muhammad since the person and the religion are one and the same, he is what defines it apart from the preceding two Abrahamic religions.

    3. Re:Xenophobia and huge barriers to immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being anti-Islamic or any religious faith just outs yourself as a moron who has no place in America, under our Constitution. Our Founding Fathers probably would have hanged you. Islam predates your blood line here, sorry.

      " a prophet who waged over 60 war campaigns, raped and married a prepubescent child, sacked and looted cities, enslaved people of all races " - Sounds like a pretty swell Republican candidate, no?

      I mean you back child molesters and war criminals and frauds and slavers... why would you have a problem with this?

    4. Re:Xenophobia and huge barriers to immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Democrats are the descendants of the slave owners. They are the current neo-nazis, like you.

    5. Re:Xenophobia and huge barriers to immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being anti-Hitler outs you as a moron who has no place in America? Interesting take, since Muhammad is the Hitler of religious figures making Islam the Nazism of religions, and since USA is defined by the diversity of cultures while Islam is primarily hated by all cultures and ethnicities then your argument works against yourself you dumbass. When multiculturalism stands against one culture, then your bullshit argument doesn't hold, and that's why you are a dumb ignorant white westcuck who doesn't understand nor is expected to understand the scope of anti-islamism which has more centuries of reasons to exist than your nation has existed for.

    6. Re:Xenophobia and huge barriers to immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's too stupid to recognize when he's talking with a non-Westerner because he's one of those idiots who like to act like multiculturalism is on their side and at the same time tries to defend Islam because it's trendy, but can't cope when one negates the other and the duality can shatter his belief system, so he has to play Strawman and act like he's talking to a fellow American because otherwise he'd have to shatter his views after realizing the entire world is against Islam and therefore himself and the scope of centuries of reasons is not something he is capable of debating or dealing with since he's uneducated about the world's history, especially since his dumb white ass has no business debating it. It's funny to be honest.
      Notice the comedy of the dumbass whitecuck lefty trying to justify Muhammad's savagery by whining about Republicans, to a non-American. It's the most redundant kind of idiocy which belongs in some Monty Python parody flick, except it's not a parody but him actually being this stupid.

    7. Re:Xenophobia and huge barriers to immigration by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      The word is 'doublethink'.

      When The Party pushes two contradictory beliefs, and you happily accept both and manage so without ever feeling bothered by the contradiction.

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    8. Re: Xenophobia and huge barriers to immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most insightful comment I've seen on this site

    9. Re: Xenophobia and huge barriers to immigration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be anti islam. Just being averse to the kafirophobes won't get you very far. It may even be illegal in some places.

      Be anti religion. No one can attack an atheist for their position. But when they have the same protection religious people have. Being against religion in general isn't a crime. Yet. In this country. Don't try this in Iran or Iraq etc.

      Have a position that is as concrete as theirs.

      When people ask me about my view on the nogo areas around here (they use PC terms) I say to them that I have had enough of that crap from my childhood, have suffered enough, and that I will not go through it again. No religion. No fairy tales. Only cold hard truth. Reality.

  18. This offer is intended for Jim Boonie only by Aboroth · · Score: 0

    Well, you gotta bring furniture but the house is free!

    It's free real estate.

    1. Re:This offer is intended for Jim Boonie only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man, I can't believe I heard about this story last week and that didn't come to mind.

  19. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not like Iâ(TM)m gonna read the fucking article lol

  20. Test tube babies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what Japan better start producing before the gene pool becomes too shallow to dive in.

  21. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The radiation will also shrink your gonads to Japanese size. You'll be hung like a toothpick in no time!

  22. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least you realize you're an INCEL, I'd say progress was made today. Good for you. But the entire island of Japan would move itself out of your footstep range based on smell alone, so probably best to stay in Bakersfield.

  23. Don't get too excited. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As fun as it may be to visit, Japanese culture is still "uncomfortable" with foreigners moving to Japan. Japanese youth love American culture but it's more like how people in the US like Anime: it's a sliver of their culture and not really representative of anything. Depending on how they process applications, they may be trying to get expatriated Japanese to return to Japan. Essentially, the Japan majority is like those in the US who want to build a giant border wall but it's all just below the surface like the rampant racism in parts of the US.

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    1. Re:Don't get too excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And definitely don't tell them you're Korean. The only thing they hate more than Koreans are blacks.

    2. Re:Don't get too excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also mock Trump mercilessly. They call him saitei manuke uso tsuki, the disgusting idiot liar. They consider his daughter to be a whore. Maybe there's some things they share with America after all?

    3. Re:Don't get too excited. by Gavagai80 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Essentially, the Japan majority is like those in the US who want to build a giant border wall

      Japan has a giant border moat. Their border wall will be for coping with sea level rise.

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    4. Re:Don't get too excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is their country also filled with anonymous cretins who can't help themselves but to stick their useless asses in and shit their retarded political opinions into the conversation every chance they get, no matter how little anybody values it?

    5. Re:Don't get too excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not until you move there, no.

    6. Re:Don't get too excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That must have touched a nerve. I hope people keep doing it.

    7. Re:Don't get too excited. by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Japanese culture is still "uncomfortable" with foreigners moving to Japan

      No they aren't. As bad as it sounds they are uncomfortable with *specific* foreigners moving to Japan. Americans and Europeans generally don't need to worry too much. Actually unless you're Korean, Chinese, you have a year around tan or if you feel a compulsion to lay down a rug and smash your head against the ground 5 times a day while facing northwest then you'll be welcomed in general.

      But your culture thing is true in general of all countries. We typically like absorbing the good and not the bad. In many cases we spend so much time focusing on the good that we don't even understand the bad until we're forced to (e.g. move there).

    8. Re:Don't get too excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japanese culture is still "uncomfortable" with foreigners moving to Japan

      Actually unless you're Korean, Chinese, you have a year around tan or if you feel a compulsion to lay down a rug and smash your head against the ground 5 times a day while facing northwest then you'll be welcomed in general.

      That only excludes about 95% of the world's population. Phew!

    9. Re:Don't get too excited. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As someone who did move to Japan for a while I can tell you that it's not quite that simple. It depends where you are for a start, but more generally it tends to be hard at first because the language is hard and the culture is very different and many people are a bit frightened of you. Not frightened of violence of crime or anything like that, but worried that they won't be able to understand you or help you and end up being embarrassed.

      After a while you reach a point where that doesn't happen any more. I don't know how it works exactly, but at some point you start giving off subconscious signals that you fit in. I remember quite distinctly when I first noticed it. An old woman at the bus stop asked me to open a bottle for her, and then to keep an eye out her for bus because she couldn't see well in the twilight. It might have been my accent, or rather lack of it... More than once people have asked if I am Japanese, but the plight of white Japanese people is another story.

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    10. Re:Don't get too excited. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Japan has a giant border moat. Their border wall will be for coping with sea level rise.

      Japan's plan is to turn their entire island into a gigantic mecha that can transform from a boat into a robot that explores the stars. Sea level rise is no problem.

      That, or they're just totally fucked.

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    11. Re:Don't get too excited. by Koreantoast · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As someone who did move to Japan for a while I can tell you that it's not quite that simple. It depends where you are for a start, but more generally it tends to be hard at first because the language is hard and the culture is very different and many people are a bit frightened of you. Not frightened of violence of crime or anything like that, but worried that they won't be able to understand you or help you and end up being embarrassed.

      Completely agree. This is true for a lot of countries, but the Japanese especially have a rigid, very particular way of doing things, and if you don't understand how that flow works, you quickly stand out as that loose bolt that bounces around inside an otherwise fine tuned, well oiled machine. They give you grace because you're a foreigner, but that still doesn't mean they don't get annoyed by you messing up their neatly defined system.

    12. Re:Don't get too excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess you ultimately had to leave because in the end they don't want SJWs telling them how they need to be more accepting of diversity and let men use the women's restrooms, etc.

    13. Re:Don't get too excited. by willy_me · · Score: 1

      They give you grace because you're a foreigner, but that still doesn't mean they don't get annoyed by you messing up their neatly defined system.

      Like most places, Japan is very welcoming of foreign visitors. They understand that your culture is different and that you are not intentionally being an ass. But if you plan on staying then you had better learn to adjust your behavior. Their tolerance only lasts so long and they do not want you forcing your culture into their daily life. They same can be said for any culture.

    14. Re:Don't get too excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Northwest, of Japan? Isn't that that Russian peninsula, or maybe Alaska?

    15. Re: Don't get too excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alaska? What kind of map are you using?

  24. Free houses!? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a good place to retire!

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    1. Re:Free houses!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fukushima mean Gaijin Paradise! Wwwwwwwww

    2. Re:Free houses!? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a good place to retire!

      Pff! Good luck with that, gaijin.

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    3. Re:Free houses!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Requirement is that you are a couple with kids under 20 (with at least 1 partner under 50 if I recall correctly), or that you are under 40 if you are single.

      You also need to move there full time.

  25. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not an incel though. I do understand however your frustrations about your movement being seen as screeching idiots worse even than otaku weeb incels because of how your collective mentality requires you to be in triggerades, screeching and screaming at people constantly. Screeching and screaming pulls that adrenaline in you and adrenaline is known to be an addictive substance, which formed your habitual temper-tantrum personality. Maybe you could do something about it by taking up Buddhism or something?

  26. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you've visited our red states...

  27. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least you NOW realize you're an INCEL, I'd say progress was made today. Good for you.

  28. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're finding common ground, that's nice.

  29. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I have found common ground between your micropenis and that of Japanese men. Good for you to notice.

  30. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. Pencil-dicked peckerwoods are a dime-a-dozen in the Deep South.

  31. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're the micropenis expert, true. No wonder you're so into Trump. It all fits together nicely.

  32. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You saw Deliverance. It's pretty much that for 500 miles around Kentucky. When you hear banjos you're there, probably don't stop.

  33. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol dude he burned u, just take the L and move on

  34. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a rather interesting location for your gonads if their shrinkage reduces the size of your schlong... Maybe that's the result of having your head so far up your ass?

  35. I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't take kindly to fake wanna-be doctors telling them it's safe to eat plastic. You wouldn't fit into Japan. They'd fact check you to death day 1.

    Also they're not nearly as racist as your inbred cohort, sorry. They look down on you for being STUPID, not "western" per se. It's a distinction with no difference in your case though, true.

    1. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually rural Japan is pretty racist. Have you ever been?

    2. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Far less than rural America is. I lived there for 6 years, several areas. I never had a problem. They mostly have problems with stupid tourists who get drunk and pick fights and reputations evolve from there. Americans, Britons.
      The usual. They tend to have an "american-esque" attitude towards people who don't bother to learn the language, because as a near monoculture it stands out. You wouldn't fear a racist attack like in the US, as Japanese do.
      Crime is pretty uncommon there. Whether or not people mumble things under their breath or in private about gaijinn tourists I really can't say, but as far as outspoken racist nutters, you won't find many if any.

      Try that in a red state and report back your findings, right?

    3. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Luckyo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So basically, you're confusing East Asian culture of politeness with "not being racist".

      Funny part is, most East Asian languages now have a slur specifically for people like you, essentially describing that dumb foreigner that doesn't get the fact that politeness is culturally forced. Not genuine.

    4. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both Japan and USA are badly over-populated ... Japan x5 and USA x2.5 .... so best have racist citizens who do not allow migrant invaders to impact population density. Deal with this Trotsky-slut bitch ... hate often works well as a mechanism of virtue.

    5. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by LostInTaiwan · · Score: 1

      Sure, rural Japan can be very racist. They will politely refuse you service, or simply ignore you. Unlike rural US, where American racist will simply kill or main you. That's is the difference between the rural Japanese racists and rural American racists.

    6. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't racist, they are classist and xenophobic. Oriental people often discriminate against people of lower status or people from another place, even other orientals and even their countrymen (eg. north vs south). This discrimination doesn't carry any malice or hatred, it's just the normal way things are.

    7. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What slur is that?

    8. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a person for whom politeness is something you feel is enforced upon you by your culture, not a genuine thing you show other people

    9. Re: I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rural American here. Where/when are people being killed by murderous hillbillies, exactly? America's changed a hell of a lot over the last 50 years. Racially motivated murder and maiming is a statistical anomaly, and has been for a long time now.

      Yes, real asshole racists exist, but they constitute less than .0001% of the population. Yes, the tiki torch idiots are despicable, but even among that level of racism, actual violence is exceedingly rare these days.

      Stop peddling incoherent tropes. It blurs focus on fixing the problems that remain.

    10. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      You sound like a person so utterly naive and sheltered, that the very basics of human interaction are utterly shocking to you. To the point where you feel the need to attack the messenger for just stating the said basics of human interaction.

    11. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      It usually refers to "white leftie", which is what Chinese variant of it literally translates to.

    12. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, you're confusing East Asian culture of politeness with "not being racist".

      Better than confusing mere words uttered behind your back with full-blown out-in-the-open lynchings as you seem to be.

    13. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      You think there are "full-blown out-in-the-open-lynchings" going on in "rural America"?

      Ok. Good luck with the rest of your life.

    14. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      Where the hell is that happening? It isn't here in the US.

    15. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      "Unlike rural US, where American racist will simply kill or main you."

      Who spreads this nonsense? There aren't people being killed or maimed in the US for racist nonsense.

      There are certain political factions that will take anything they can spin into being related to racist or that involved a racist as a hate crime to drum up stats, They also count things like a school child carving a racist symbol into a locker/desk/the snow as hate crimes.

      If you check the statistics almost every instance of actual racially motivated death comes back to gang activity, usually ex-cons. Prisons in the US are highly racially segregated, there are racially derived gangs and surviving in prison basically means joining one. You'll come out a monster because that's what prisons do with people of every other collar trying to shank and rape you on the daily. So if you are a white guy that means you inevitably walk out racist with a swastika tattoo. That ex-con robs a liquor store and shoots someone, tada they call it a hate crime because of the tattoo.

    16. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      You are three times more likely to be killed by lightning strike in the US than in a race motivated crime.

    17. Re: I don't think they need you Luckyo by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      Almost all of it is ex-cons and gang activity.

      Even so you are three times more likely to die by lightning strike in the US than by racist.

    18. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japs have an equivalent to Baizuo?
      I wouldn't be surprised. To Japanese people who are used to looking prim and proper and always polite, Western white liberals are the anti-thesis with especially the feminists who are screeching retarded messes of horrid appearance.

    19. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just police shooting law abiding citizens for being Black. And disenfranchising them where ever possible.

    20. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      It's even worse in South Korea with the recent feminist scandal they are having.

    21. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow. Yeah the most racist parts of the us are all major cities. Leave them and the famous Southern/Midwest hospitality shows itself. "Progressive" areas certainly are not famous for being nice and courteous. SV hospitality is definitely not a thing.

      And what is this about Americans "get drunk and pick fights." The narrative is the US has a gun problem. Nobody's going to start a fight because everyone is armed right?

      The US == BAD narrative isn't even coherent anymore.

    22. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      So you admit that you lied in your initial statement?

    23. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been to rural America? If you have, you haven't been to the same one I have been to.

    24. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who spreads this nonsense? There aren't people being killed or maimed in the US for racist nonsense.

      Really?

      Really?!

    25. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1981 wasn't that long ago: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynching_of_Michael_Donald

    26. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      High profile anecdotes mean nothing. There are over 325 million people in the US and no shortage of murders any given day, hour or even minute rare stops being rare with those kind of numbers.

      But there are not known hate crime related deaths, even though they automatically count it as one if someone racist was involved, every minute or hour because they are rare. Again, since 2015, you are three times more like likely to be killed by lightning strike.

      This is just a political drum that gets beaten hard, loud, and often to drive fear, uncertainly, and doubt.

    27. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have that shoe on backwards there kiddo.

      Japanese people care very much about outward appearances, and "the nail that sticks up must be hammered down", hence being outwardly racist is far more taboo than say redneck gajin being absolutely vile in their home country. You try that vile shit in Japan, and you'll quickly see how much they tolerate disrespect.

      Japan is not Canada. Where Japan is outwardly polite, Canadians are typically polite to a fault, and that is basically "not wanting to act like a racist American", despite that, any common conversation you have outside of a PC big-city Liberal establishment, you'll quickly find that the average Canadian actually tilts conservative, much like Japan. And it's those areas that you will always be the nail sticking upwards because you don't look like you belong there.

      Hence this bizarre obsession in Western Media of not wanting to look too conservative because it will alienate the liberals, and they're the ones who actually buy the products, where as the conservatives are the ones running the business for good or bad. So it does balance out in the end, just Japan is more blunt about "nail sticking up", so if you're not pure Japanese, or can't pass for one, you'll never really be accepted, you'll just be a curiosity for the locals to try their engrish on.

    28. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      37 years ago, and resulted in convictions for everyone, including a death penalty. That's the time when Soviet Union was still the main threat to US.

      Totally fits the narrative of "full-blown out-in-the-open lynchings" happening today.

    29. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A low rate does not mean zero, especially when it comes to human lives. A quick Google says an average of 400 people are injured by lightning a year in the US. So by your numbers 133 people are injured by a hate crime a year.

      Your original statement of there not being people killed or maimed in the US by racists is false.

      I'm not saying the GP wasn't being hyperbolic, but lets not fight it with more of the same.

    30. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      "A low rate does not mean zero, especially when it comes to human lives."

      A low rate can be effectively zero. If it were zero we'd have no concept of death. People day, every day, thousands and thousands of people die from all sorts of things.

      "So by your numbers 133 people are injured by a hate crime a year."

      Yes, while I don't have the statistics to back it up based on my conversations with ER nurses I'd put that number to be dramatically lower than the number of people who are injured due to shoving a light bulb up their rectum each year. 2.8 million people were hospitalized due to injuries in 2015. 14,800 died from opioid overdose. 325,000 children were injured from sports and recreational related activities. In other words, so low relative to almost any other cause as to be effectively zero. There are so few that there isn't enough work across the entire country of 325m+ people to dedicate 1 doctor and have him work full time. The cost of the comments from the news correspondents trying to create the impression this is a serious issue in a single day would pay that doctor for the medical treatment of everyone it happens to for the next 5-10 years.

      "Your original statement of there not being people killed or maimed in the US by racists is false."

      That is not a COMPLETE statement I've made. You've cherry picked a headliner statement and ignored the text below it where I myself indicate deaths. I also did not say "by a racist" I said FOR racist nonsense. Most of the people who are killed by racists are prison gang members killing other prison gang members... most frequently, they are killing people of the same race!

    31. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by samdu · · Score: 1

      "Who spreads this nonsense?"

      Check YouTube for "reactions to Trump winning" videos. Those people. I was as surprised as most that the dude won (didn't vote for him, nor would I), but there is a segment of the US population that lost their shit because dumb hillbillies, sub-human, racist yokels that don't live in NY or LA showed up to vote because those people consider them dumb hillbillies that are sub-human racists.

    32. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by samdu · · Score: 1

      Ask the Koreans if the Japanese are racist. I have always been enthralled by Japanese culture, but it's really no secret that it's a pretty racist society.

    33. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the actual slur though? I don't think I've ever heard that one and I've lived throughout the Orient.

    34. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've lived in Korea. I've also lived in Japan and Taiwan. Aside from what I said about classism and xenophobia, there isn't any real racism or hatred present. It's just what it is.

      Outsiders often don't get that and have difficulty understanding the societal differences.

    35. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in 2015 - 2.8 million people were hospitalized due to shoving a light bulb up their rectum.
      i think you have done it to many times and account to most of them.
      i do not think that many people shove a light bulb up their rectum.

    36. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      It's literally been already cited by another AC in reply to this very post.

    37. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words you don't know and you made up the racist slur bit.

    38. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Not very literate, are you? Here's a link to said reply.

      https://slashdot.org/comments....

    39. Re:I don't think they need you Luckyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Baizuo" isn't of Japanese origin and it's certainly not a common or old term in Chinese. Try again, monoglot.

  36. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool story, pencildick. Try harder though.

  37. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't take it, too short to give it, butthurting and burned... can I offer you a refreshing wet one or a tucks medicated pad or something to soothe your burning itch and medicate your rash?

  38. Earthquake proofing is questionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Japan is hit by earthquakes all the time. This has resulted on some very strict building codes and they are getting more and more strict. At the same time companies invent new ways of protecting the buildings from damage.

    In 1995, Kobe was hit by a magnitude 7.2 quake. That went very bad, but it was a learning experience. It revealed a lot of flaws, which could be corrected. It turned out that the typhoon protection in the roofs of a lot of buildings made them deathtraps in case of major earthquakes and the design is now banned in new buildings.

    In 2011 a magnitude 9.0 hit and lasted for an amazing 5 minutes. We have all seen the videos of cities being flooded by a tsunami. However most people missed the big news regarding the buildings. They were still standing. It was the most powerful quake ever measured in Japan and one of the most powerful ever recorded, yet the buildings survived. The reason is they replaced the buildings with modern ones, which fulfills the modern building codes. The Kobe quake era buildings would not have had a chance to survive.

    Because of this, buildings in Japan lose value fast. People want new buildings with new safety. You can encounter houses with negative value meaning the plot would be worth more without houses. The thinking is that the old houses have to be torn down, meaning it's just an extra expense.

    Now there are abandoned houses being offered for free. I think we can assume those houses aren't state of the art. In fact odds are they are pre 1995. Not only is that a safety issue, they might be uninsulated because traditionally Japan added temporal insulation during the winter because insulation would make houses too hot in the summer. On top of that the houses are in locations with de-population issues. If they were in good locations, the houses would be sold as building plots. This means poor job options in the areas of the free houses.

    It's not a good offer. I don't think anybody will accept such houses, even for free. However if it's possible to get fast internet access, like optic fiber, then just maybe somebody will use this to start internet based businesses. It could create some upstarts, which can't afford to get enough storage space in the cities.

    If the Japanese government would really do something to keep people in rural areas, they should look to the railroads. Right now they let people pay for railroads locally and if there aren't enough people, they will reduce the number of trains, close the line and use buses and then close the bus lines. So far every time a railroad dies, the community dies and it's a big topic in Japan because it makes it harder to keep people in farming communities, which in turn means less production of food for the cities. They know this and debate funding, but nothing happens. There are other issues like no daycare, meaning it's a problematic area if you want to have children. It looks like the government makes a move with free houses because it's free for them too (more or less), but as long as they aren't touching the reason why the houses have been abandoned and become unsellable, it will have a hard time being a success.

    1. Re:Earthquake proofing is questionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only is that a safety issue, they might be uninsulated because traditionally Japan added temporal insulation

      What does insulation have to do with time?

    2. Re:Earthquake proofing is questionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not only is that a safety issue, they might be uninsulated because traditionally Japan added temporal insulation

      What does insulation have to do with time?

      A 10 year old house have the insulation, which was normal for new houses 10 years ago.
      A 15 year old house have the insulation, which was normal for new houses 15 years ago.
      A 20 year old house have the insulation, which was normal for new houses 20 years ago.

      Noticed a pattern? It's not time itself, which is the issue. A 20 year old house is insulated as well today as it was 10 years ago. Time/age tells when the house was built and it's all about how new houses were normally insulated during construction at the time.

      Sure houses can be upgraded, but since we are talking about abandoned houses, which have been for sale for years, odds are that you shouldn't count on awesome upgrades and the year of construction would be a reasonable assumption for the type of construction.

    3. Re:Earthquake proofing is questionable by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Because of this, buildings in Japan lose value fast.

      It's... just a wee bit more complicated than that. It's a cultural thing that goes back quite a ways. Japan values land more than buildings on that land.

    4. Re:Earthquake proofing is questionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan values land more than buildings on that land.

      Umm, try every first world country.

  39. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must have an interesting location for your gonads. A man's gonads are between their legs last I checked. If your's aren't your balls have probably not dropped yet.

  40. Really more of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the Japanese who found Japan too stifling moved to other countries, and while the ones that remain may be nice enough to tourists, they are not so sure they want you as neighbors.

    I've met lots of welcoming Japanese, but at the same time most of them who were in America were there because Japanese culture, especially education/work expectations didn't suit them. Compared to the average american most of them worked harder, but at the same time played harder too. Another issue is that most of them are culturally ingrained to be non-aggressive to a fault. While American society has been declawing its own populace, many japanese are even more vulnerable due to their upbringing.

    Of the second generation japanese-americans I know, none of them had any interest in moving back to Japan, and most of them, while they enjoy visiting, only do so for a few weeks or month at a time, and do not seek longer stays, even with family, property, or wealth over there if they wanted it.

    I am not sure what lead Japan to the position it is in today, although American colonialism certainly played a part (Go look up the Opening of Japan before blaming Japan for its eventual actions going into WW2. The entire period was caused, yet again, by America mucking in the sociopolitical balance of a foreign culture without understanding the full consequences of it. And all for a gas station in the middle of the pacific ocean.)

    1. Re:Really more of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For sure. America definitely made them invade and rape China. Oh, and attack the US. Definitely, all things, no matter what, are America's fault.

      *But only the white people - and really the straight ones, and definitely not the jews, and maybe not eastern Europeans. And possibly not Spanish white people.

    2. Re:Really more of: by EvilAlphonso · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For sure. America definitely made them invade and rape China.

      The invasion part is shared between 7 members of the 8 nations alliance who thought it would be a good idea to invite 'freshly Westernized Japan' to a nice little punitive expedition in China following the Boxer rebellion... where Japan provided a third of the ships and 40% of the ground troops. America was indeed part of those seven countries, however Germany probably played a more active role in teaching them the rape part.

      Oh, and attack the US. Definitely, all things, no matter what, are America's fault.

      Japan was an isolationist country until America decided to use canons to force-open Japanese ports to US trade, ending 254 years of relative peace in Japan and triggering a civil war. Japan had neither the desire nor the means to interfere abroad until America went there. After America went there, the new Japanese government had to modernize the country or face having the same thing happen again.

    3. Re:Really more of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Defending the claim the US is responsible for Pearl Harbor by citing a breached trade embargo in a different century gets +4.

      Slashdot, you have jumped the shark.

      Is this place nothing but trolls and "Lol US BAD" memes?

    4. Re: Really more of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have forgot when Japan used planes and pilots to dive bomb our ships at Pearl Harbor.

    5. Re:Really more of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goodness, what a bunch of revisionist drivel. Have you actually studied history, or did your youtube video with dramatic music with fading text overlays tell you all you needed to know?
       
      Japan had already invaded other countries before they opened trade, and it certainly was NOT at the point of a canon.

    6. Re:Really more of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So war, genocide and mass rape was all self-defence, eh? Go fuck yourself.

    7. Re: Really more of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly such acts were committed by a number of nations invading a number of other nations for the purposes of creating empires in the period 1500 to 1945. This doesn't excuse the acts of any one of those nations, but hopefully, after WW2, we can move away from doing such things as a species.

  41. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No thanks but I can buy you some Extenze for that half-inch pecker you're packing.

  42. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A man's gonads are between their legs last I checked.

    So you think it would be really judgemental to assign your "a man" his singular masculinity? You wouldn't dream of denying his right to pretend to be, oh, fifty women instead? Or fifty-five million "non-binary" snowflakes, perhaps. Gotta repsect dose rights, yo.

  43. One problem by deimios666 · · Score: 1

    But tearing down homes is costly, and a decades-old tax break that promotes construction by setting property tax on vacant lots at six times the level of those with buildings discourages demolition.

    Well maybe, just maybe they could adjust the tax to encourage people to at least tear them down.

    --
    I think, therefore you are.
    1. Re:One problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or I could shove my thick, bulbous mushroom head in your pooper and jackhammer it until you have wave after wave of anal orgasms.

    2. Re:One problem by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      It seems like the tax is designed to prevent "tear down and sit on land/sell vacant lot." As opposed to "tear down and rebuild.

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  44. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

    What kind of dumbassery are you spewing?

    From Merriam-Webster:

    Definition of their

    : his or her : HIS, HER, ITS —used with an indefinite third person singular antecedent
    anyone in their senses
    — W. H. Auden

  45. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's fitting that you'd have a preferred brand already in mind. How many did you take already? Slow down, they aren't candy bro.

  46. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every man is 50% woman due to genetic reality. If you're strictly into the dick, that's a different thing. Good luck!

  47. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... the country's population decreased by -0.2%..."

    Hmm, wouldn't that be an increase? The negative sign has me thrown.

    1. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your just are not use to slashdot editors

  48. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your dad already took half of them. Apparently microcock runs in the family for you. It's why "Uncle" Tyrone visits your mom so often.

  49. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those penis pills must be kicking in and making you dizzy. You shouldn't take so many. It's not going to help you.

  50. Re:Doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No thanks, brah. You can keep your weird fetishes to yourself.

  51. Nope by TaliesinWI · · Score: 0

    I saw this movie. I move in, everything's cool, but then there's this little boy meowing at me and a creepy girl spider-walking down the stairs. Thanks but no thanks!

  52. Re:Creimer booked a flight to Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.

    Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.

    How many times do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????

    The python click script you wrote for my pheromone revenue stream web site suddenly stopped to work!!!!!!

    You fucking incompetent python script writer!!!

    When it works, I get 4000+ clicks a day on my pheromone revenue stream web site but only 5 or 6 without it!!!!

    Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!

    Bonus:
    Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:

    The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!

    So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!

    Signed:
    Ethell, The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig!

  53. Re:Creimer booked a flight to Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    5)How-can-I-avoid-his-hustles --===DONT FOLLOW HIS LINKS!!!===--
    IF YOU MUST:Use a privte tab & nevr buy anything on the same sesion. If he fools u, close tab, cler the cookies for that site. There r sites other than yutube that wil let u watch his videos. I dont know if people view his contnt but I can pictre his jowls jigling at the thoght of people subvrting his business model
    6)Why-are-there-dashes & weird stuffI know most only skim thse posts. I want the most imprtnt infrmton to pop out at a glnce & to keep it shrt. I dont use TCDRs name becase he may think tht he benfits from geting it indxed by serch engnes. Id like 2 thnk TCDR & FCLM for editrial advice

    7)Copy: http://archive.is/TtDrY

  54. Re:Creimer booked a flight to Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

    But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

    Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
    Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the king's horses
    And all the king's men
    Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
    Together again.

    Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Creimy's real pictures:
    Before the sex change:
    https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
    After the sex change:
    https://ibb.co/gVad65

    Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:
    http://www.keynamics.com/image...

    Creimy's head, while his supervisor was talking to him, not with him, since it is impossible to do with Creimy:
    http://ibb.co/mRVSaG

    Creimy acting in educational resource document, he actually confirmed himself on Slashdot that he was handled by Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education! He is really a king Dumpty!:
    http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

  55. The small print... by cyn1c77 · · Score: 0

    These houses are all right next to Fukushima.

    At least you get a waterfront view!

  56. Suburbia is a bit of a stretch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...since, for the most part, the places are located in rural farming communities where there are no jobs (other than farming), which is why nobody is buying them. Many are in significant disrepair because the previous owner(s) died, left the house to an urban-dwelling heir, and said heir refused the bequest (which you can do in Japan) because the taxes would have been more than the property is worth. Still... if you don't mind living in the boonies... why not get your house for free?

  57. The same thing will soon be happening everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's be clear about one thing:

    Real estate booms destroy population growth.

    Allowing debt-fueled spending to pour into real estate will always and forever eventually impact family formation.

    The only way that the banking/political class has come up with to fight this trend is immigration -- but with automation replacing labor, the price of new family formation may ultimately be non self-sustaining.

    With national movements on the rise to counter the necessity of immigration, the current solution will likely not bear fruit. (Not to mention that no amount of immigration is going to keep houses at their current bubble levels. The only thing that could buy some time are negative interest rates or 100 year mortgages. But let's not go there please).

    The inescapable outcome for the Western World.. and likely the globe, is slow population decline as reproductive rates continue to fall. (Which is actually a good thing).

    This means there are far too many houses out there.

    Governments need to adjust to lower tax bases. Banks need to adjust to the fact that they're insolvent. (By definition of course, all banks always are).

    The same thing is coming to Europe. And the US.

    Give it 20 years.

    We are all Japan.

    (Cue the name calling by people who's ideology makes them emotional)

  58. Re:The same thing will soon be happening everywher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's be clear about one thing:

    Real estate booms destroy population growth.

    Allowing debt-fueled spending to pour into real estate will always and forever eventually impact family formation.

    Please explain how you think this works. I have no idea, so do tell.

    Oh, and "whose", not "who's". Possessives do not take apostrophes.

  59. Re:The same thing will soon be happening everywher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except the part where immigration is not a necessity and negative birth rates are a natural response to a population exceeding the density threshold that a geography can sustain, therefore negative birth rates come into play to bring balance to the system. It will only be beneficial in the long-term if Japan allowed its population to reduce, but also deconstructed urban areas and reduced them as much as possible proportionally while instead focusing on vertical urbanization such that as much land is given back to nature, and of course giving a fuck off to foreign migrants since they are counter-intuitive to what must be done for the greater good of everyone.

  60. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are of course correct, GGP may have been referring to "his or her" man's gonads. Possibly. In some reality.

  61. Re:The huricane swept all by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Not yet. The soil's contaminated. Need a tsunami.

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  62. Like Ghadaffi before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Libya gave a house to newly weds, or a cash payment. Despite this it managed to be the richest country in Africa (for its inhabitants). So, with Japan being the richest country in Asia and giving away free houses should we expect a NATO intervention? Just kidding, of course. They never managed to kick the Americans out.

    1. Re:Like Ghadaffi before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan also doesn't have any plans to move away from fiat currency, or to remove power from the globalists in any other way.

  63. Re:The same thing will soon be happening everywher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the OP, but it's not his or her concept. It's pretty well documented that high cost of living and high housing prices in particular result in delayed children. Japan's rate of population growth never recovered from the '80's housing boom.

  64. Re:The same thing will soon be happening everywher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly. (I'm the OP)

    The greater the % of expendable income the faster the population rises. The correlation is remarkably tight -- but it's a delayed correlation.

    The biggest hit to household expendable income typically comes in the form of housing costs -- be they rent or mortgage payments.

    The interesting wrinkle from an economics perspective is that housing booms create temporary wealth effects in roughly 50% of society. (And long term wealth effects in around 10-15% of society). The short/medium term liquidity created from a boom can actually keep population growth going well into the boom.

    When the bubble bursts though, population growth typically craters for all but the top 10-15% of the population.

    And for the slightly less than 50% of society that had the misfortune of renting throughout the housing boom, family formation took a beating long before the collapse.

    (Also: Oops, yeah "whose").

  65. So in Japan there is no homelessness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since there are even houses to give away.

    1. Re:So in Japan there is no homelessness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are homeless people in the cities. However being Japan, a number of them have jobs, meaning they can't actually move away. In big cities, the price of housing can be so high that people with jobs can't find anything they can afford and they sleep in 24 hour internet cafes or similar.

      There is the other type of homeless, which are men, who are fired. Not wanting to admit this, they dress up and leave home daily to not burden the wife with the financial situation. They try to get a new job, but if they fail, they will one day end up with no money and then they just don't return home. This is a huge social problem with camps of men like that, but the politicians prefer the strategy of pretending the problem to not exist and then it might go away by itself. Those men might actually be candidates for free houses, though they tend to be educated and try to get new jobs. Moving to a location without jobs is basically giving up on the idea of getting a stable income. It's not a simple problem to solve.

  66. Re:Creimer booked a flight to Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd make more money rooting through the trash for deposit bottles, Chris.

  67. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's an "INCEL"? Is it like a "LASER"? An acronym where each letter stands for something?

  68. Send the Refugees to Japan by DalM · · Score: 1

    I'm kinda serious...

    Japan needs young people and families. Millions of young people and families need safe places to live and raise their children. There may be some synergy there.

    1. Re:Send the Refugees to Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > im kinda serious
      no, you're kinda retarded
      one question: what's the problem with an aging population?
      ok. and what's the problem with the migrants we're talking about?
      ok. so define exacerbate
      also, not to mention it will literally be the end of japan
      you genocidal piece of shit

    2. Re:Send the Refugees to Japan by DalM · · Score: 1

      one question: what's the problem with an aging population?

      Ok, there are lot's of problems. For example, if there are too many people withdrawing and not enough paying in, it bankrupts a national social security system. (Or any retirement system.) It also stresses other tax sources because older people tend to spend less and bring in less taxable revenue. It's important for a society to have a good mix of ages. Too much of any one demographic causes problems.

      ok. and what's the problem with the migrants we're talking about?

      Migrants have lots of problems. That's why they are migrants. They wouldn't be migrants if they didn't have problems they were trying to escape.

      not to mention it will literally be the end of japan
      you genocidal piece of shit

    3. Re:Send the Refugees to Japan by DalM · · Score: 1

      I think Japan will be ok.

  69. Re:There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BTW, houses near Chernobyl are if not free, comparatively very cheap

  70. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it stands for "I'm Nervous Chatting Every Lady". It's a term that virgins like to use. Maybe it makes them feel better if they imagine other guys are as awkward around the "scary" girls as they are.

  71. Re:Throw in a geisha... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should go out to one of those mud hut villages in Africa. You could buy yourself a hot subservient Negroid.

  72. Re: Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny. People making fun of the endowments of red state men. Yet its blue state men incessantly white knighting and acting like beta male chucks. You won't find a lot of those soy boys in red states letting their s/o fuck everyone else but them.

  73. Re: Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means Involuntarily Celibate. Incel.

  74. Yoko's Housemate? by gazelam · · Score: 1

    The only downside that I see is that in order to get a free house you have to be Yoko's housemate. That girl is CRAAAZY.

  75. Pay for plumbing by spinitch · · Score: 1

    There are small towns desperate to spread cost of upkeep where infrastructure deteriorated. Water pipes old need replacement. These towns are very rural and have limited income capacity. There are some factory jobs or farming jobs. Need at least an intermediate Japanese skill.

  76. Re:There's one downside about the houses... by Megol · · Score: 1

    They are not - one must have special permission to even enter the inner zone. You may have a different definition of "near"?

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  78. Re:Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean aside from Dinah?

  79. Japan is fun for a visit, but living there is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japan is fun for a visit, but living there is hard.

    I worked in Japan for 3 yrs in Shinagawa-ku. In Tokyo and other tourist friendly places, it is livable, but most Japanese will ignore you unless forced to deal with you. Police will assume you are guilty of whatever the issue is, because you are gaijin (other).

    If you marry a Japanese person, many things will be easer because he/she will handle all the govt stuff for you, but you kids will always be hÄfu. There are many people with non-Japanese blood, but 100% Japanese language and culture who are effectively treated as outsiders all their lives. Unless they win some international competition, then they are claimed as Japanese. That Naomi Osaka who beat Venus Williams. Naomi may have been born in Japan, but she's lived most of her life in the USA.

    Travellers mistake the quiet Japanese as being very polite. While most Japanese are on the surface polite, once you learn the languages, you'll overhear what they really think. It isn't flattering. No matter how fluent you are in Japanese, they will always be surprised when you speak it, even when you have a 100% local accent. I always found phone conversations best, because they would assume I was Japanese.

    If you are single, there will be Japanese of the opposite sexo who will be extremely forward. Just standing in line at a hotel, I was offered sex by a woman who was probably 20 yrs old than I was at the time. She said in broken English that she wanted to have multiple babies from me and would let me do anything, anything, I wanted with her body. She wasn't unattractive, just not my type.

    Before that offer, I'd never, anywhere, had a woman make such clear offers, though I've been approached back home a few times every year by women who were very forward. Dated a few who admitted I had "something" - pheromones - something, which forced them to approach me.

    Anyways, you should spend 3+ months in Japan before deciding whether you want to live there. By that time, any novelty will have worn off and you won't be the odd person to you real friends anymore.

    Also, you'll need, must, mandatory, learn Japanese. That will take about 6 months to learn enough to understand and be understood everywhere. In a few weeks of intensive Japanese, you can certainly travel everywhere.

    Bring a handkerchief with you everywhere, but never use it on you nose.

    And don't have tattoos.

  80. Re: Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isnâ(TM)t it weird how many âoeconservativeâ trolls on the Internet constantly use language taken straight from the picky artist community? All this stuff about alphas and betas and âoevirtue signalingâ, and âoecucksâ, etc. itâ(TM)s like they got all their training on human relations from porn and pickup videos.

  81. Decrease of -0.2% is actually an increase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A decrease of -0.2% would be the same as an increase of 0.2%...

  82. Re: Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NPC like typing detected... You also forgot your Orange Man Bad statement.

  83. Re:Houseboats by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    always wanted a houseboat :)

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    [($)]
  84. Re: Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Orange man stupid.l!!!

  85. Re: There's one downside about the houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be old here.

  86. Re: Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the clarification, virgin boy.

  87. And I can't even afford single-bed apartment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So home ownership in my country is looking next to impossible, and Japan is begging theirs to be occupied? I can't even afford a single-bed apartment!

    I wish my country was giving away free houses.

  88. Re: The same thing will soon be happening everywhe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For me it's kids being annoying that stops me breeding.

  89. Re: Is there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can really feel that apology

  90. Is this a geek website? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    decrease -0.2%, so increased 0.2%?