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Apple To Build $1B Austin Campus, Add Thousands of Jobs in US Expansion (cnet.com)
Apple said Thursday it plans to invest $1 billion building a new corporate campus in Austin, Texas, that could eventually create 15,000 jobs. From a report: The iPhone maker will also set up new offices in Seattle, San Diego and Culver City, Los Angeles County, as well as expanding operations in Pittsburgh, New York and Boulder, Colorado, according to the press release.
The Austin campus will be located less than a mile away from Apple's existing facilities in the Texas city, which already employ 6,200 people (its largest group of employees outside Cupertino). The new area will initially hold 5,000 employees, with capacity to grow to 15,000 over time.
The Austin campus will be located less than a mile away from Apple's existing facilities in the Texas city, which already employ 6,200 people (its largest group of employees outside Cupertino). The new area will initially hold 5,000 employees, with capacity to grow to 15,000 over time.
I will believe these things when I read them in the paper
Austin earned this
Is that a joke?
...that Texas is some independent conservative oasis is a myth...
Didn't that already happen to Austin anyway?
Not here. This isn't as bad as Amazon coming in, but please, not here. We don't want the capital of Texas to turn into the bay area. You can keep your leftist attitudes and taxes where they are.
As far as I can remember, it's always been swinging left...
There just isn't a whole lot of room for explosive growth as it has in the past several years.... then again, I don't know where the current and new campus are..
Shut the fuck up you Trump loving racist! This is OUR city now.
When you read it and hear it from Katie couric herself it must be true
Anything to turn Texas blue.
Anything.
The rest will be imports from Cali and overseas. The 25% would be support and/or maintenance crews, and MAYBE a smattering of B- and C- level execs to keep the masses happy.
Apple's after the lower wage and tax brackets, so it makes sense they would make this kind of move.
First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
Cut off it's oxygen?
This is close to Dell's headquarters, so this is a great chance for Apple to poach Dell's best employees. As a Dell employee myself (not in Texas), this can be good, as Dell may be pushed to increase pay and benefits.
Sad. Let it go
And my first thought was, "Yay! Property values will skyrocket even more and I will make a bunch when I sell this place and move!"
We don't want the capital of Texas to turn into the bay area.
"We"? Speak for yourself and only for yourself. Your opinion is not widely shared in Austin. People have been moving to Austin in droves precisely because it is a good place to live, the city is (mostly) well run, and there are great jobs to be had there as a tech hub. If that's not your brand of vodka, fine but that's your problem.
You can keep your leftist attitudes and taxes where they are.
A) You being uncomfortable with someone who isn't a conservative is your problem, not anyone else's
B) Evidently you've never actually been to Austin if you think it's overrun by conservatives. Hell I consider it a bastion of sanity in Texas.
C) The notion that Texas is uniformly conservative is a ridiculous myth. At most it's around 58%/42% skewing conservative based on recent election results.
Not the only one. Although they're not nearly as left-leaning, Dallas, (but NOT Fort Worth,) and San Antonio are both blue areas.
You are right to be concerned. I'm from Texas but lived in Colorado for the last 20 years. It went from a red state to a blue state in that time and the Commiefornians are coming here in droves and have thoroughly changed the place for the worse. It's amazing that they ruin their own beautiful state with sky high taxes, hordes of illegals & homeless folks they created, brain dead regulation, zoning laws that gentrify areas + lock-out new home building, and then they want to come here and make all the same mistakes. Too bad they can't just stay there and stew in the hell they created for themselves. It's so unfortunate that people come to Texas to take advantage of the low taxes and more reasonable levels of regulation but then seem to think "Hey, let's make this into California since it worked out so well there!"
Not here. This isn't as bad as Amazon coming in, but please, not here. We don't want the capital of Texas to turn into the bay area. You can keep your leftist attitudes and taxes where they are.
It is how I feel about all the Texans moving to where I live. We sure as fuck don't want their inbred ideals. And why can't a Texan ever tell the truth? The way to tell they are lying is whenever they open their mouths. Just a state of cowards.
Says the Anonymous Coward. I bet Texas is doing a helluva lot better than whatever shithole place you are in. Ponder that, Mr Coward. You're lucky to be graced with the presence of any Texans at all, motherfucker. You certainly don't deserve it.
Texans are cowards bringing in their crime and low morals. Fuck Texas. What a third world shit hole.
that's a lot of gender studies graduates.
IS Austn getting anything out of the deal, or have they sold the farm? Kind of funny Apple would set up shop with employees being so hard to attract right no
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
While I respect your opinion and point of view, I really hate NIMBY folks. It's like, "Austin is nice now that *I'm* here, so please stop all progress." I like progress. Some aspects are good, some bad, but in general, it's for me. I'll strongly disagree with you, and also disagree that progress and growth has to equate us turning into the Bay Area.
pgmrdlm = PigMolesterDavidLawrenceMcKenzie - It is sad though how Republican faggots can't learn English properly, aww. #Unemployable Deplorable Problems
#MAGA!
Yes. Beto won Austin, and other major cities in Texas, handily.
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas-senate
Houston is also a very liberal city.
The only reason Texas is considered a "red" state is because of gerrymandering. It's changing, and fast. Soon, Texas will go back to being a Democratic state.
You are welcome on my lawn.
What an amazing future!! Fuck JOBS JOBS JOBS.. its tine for QUALITU OF LIFE and WORKING LESS.
40 years of productivity gains have only benefited the 1% in the west. Time to WORK LESS.
I'll strongly disagree with you, and also disagree that progress and growth has to equate us turning into the Bay Area.
Just to hedge my bets, I'm registering austinpoopmap.com!
Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
You might skip the word "back."
The reason Texas and other southern states were Democrat for many years was due to bigotry against black people, and the Democrat party was their safe haven.
Does Austin still have an antiquated highway system or was it upgraded recently. Traffic was already bad.
I guess it's true what they say, you can take the nazi homosexuals out of Texas and move them to Colorado, but they'll still whine and parade their asses around like bitches in heat.
Texas is used to shit everywhere, it's Texas. "Texas road apples" "Texas yard find" "Texas education system" "Texas pride" = all shit references. Texas was and will be again covered ankle-deep in feces. They love it.
It's just Texas, that's what they do. (And if you catch them eating it, that's just good Republicanism)
Texas is used to shit everywhere, it's Texas. "Texas road apples" "Texas yard find" "Texas education system" "Texas pride" = all shit references. Texas was and will be again covered ankle-deep in feces. They love it.
It's just Texas, that's what they do. (And if you catch them eating it, that's just good Republicanism)
Texas, land of shit-eating faggots in ridiculous cowboy outfits, lol, ayup. I reckon they fuck their sisters to maintain that dull family stare.
But if you're asking do we discriminate against Texans for eating shit, of course not. It's just Texas, it's what they do. They don't know any better, poor sons of bitches.
Considering that Austin is described as the blueberry in the tomato soup, it's already the bay area.
All of Texas is already coated in shit historically, but thankfully Republicanism is failing and clean, sanitary and educated Liberals are moving in to replace you faggots of no value. Bye now. You don't matter.
We'll probably put up gay churches on your defunct family land, just to really fuck with the local inbreds. That is, if you even look up from your meth. I doubt it.
When we're done with the crybaby Republican steers we'll ship em all down to Mexico to be slaughtered and turned into something useful, like tacos.
You can't even educate yourself, you have no training in law or policing, and you're an inbred hick of no value to America. Mexicans = the original Texans. They own your faggot ass, never forget that.
Some day, Texas will be part of Mexico again, and ironically Trump is making that happen faster than anyone ever thought. Good riddance, you deplorable faggots are just too stupid to exist anymore.
Now liberal companies like Apple have to bail you out? Sad. You're so helpless you think poor people are the threat, lol. What inbreds.
And plenty of cheap imported Texas meth for the homosexual ravers, you can't leave out the #1 attraction in Texas. There's no other reason to go there.
It's amusing how people in red states view California.
We try not to disabuse them of those notions because we don't want them coming here.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Not here. This isn't as bad as Amazon coming in, but please, not here. We don't want the capital of Texas to turn into the bay area. You can keep your leftist attitudes and taxes where they are.
You have my deepest sympathies. Californians' have ruined OR, WA, ID, MT as well.
Except that's really how bad some of the areas in LA, SF and SD actually are. Hell, we had a really bad hepatitis outbreak in SD because of our homeless problems. This stuff is actually happening.
I can't comment on Texas but being in San Diego can definitely comment on California and SD.
So what you're saying is California makes more money, is worth more money, more people want to live there, and you fuck cows and whine about California daily?
Lol jealous Texas faggot problems lol
So what you're saying is California makes more money, is worth more money, more people want to live there, and you fuck cows (best case) and whine about California daily? That's so SAD.
Lol jealous Texas faggot problems lol.
So what you're saying is California makes more money, is worth more money, more people want to live there, and PigMolester DavidLawrenceMcKenzie (pgmrdlm) fucks cows and whines about California daily.
Lol jealous Texas faggot problems lol
That's unfortunately why there is no real reason for me to leave San Diego. All the places I may want to move to for cost of living and lower taxes are well on their way to being made into California, but without the awesome weather San Diego has.
I would tolerate snow for a better overall standard of life, but that's not actually available anymore unless you really go to the middle of no where.
I'll just stay in my condo and dream of a massive market crash as it will be the only way I will get into a house. EVER.
Luckily, it is coming. Bought my condo in the last crash and can't wait for the next crash to get into a small house.
Yeah, about that "San Diego Hepatitis Outbreak". It's a nationwide outbreak occurring in rural areas of Missouri, Kentucky and Indiana at a higher rate than in any California city. Also, Utah, Arkansas, Florida, North Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee and West Virginia.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com...
https://www.cdc.gov/hepatitis/...
You are welcome on my lawn.
So you're saying the best things that come out of Texas get burned in California and emitted as exhaust, I agree. Texas is shit. Apple is only moving there because the slaves are cheaper than China.
Except that's really how bad some of the areas in LA, SF and SD actually are
Don't bother, we all of us already know how PopeFatso lives, and he knows it too: knee-deep in shit at the homeless shelter.
You don't know they're from their? Wow. Texas inbreeding problems continue. No wonder you can't educate yourselves.
Oh Huffpo... Well nevetmind. We stand corrected.
Don't confuse them with facts, it might shit on their useless worldview!
Apple sells designer hardware that's WAY over priced.
No, just generally built with better components and engineering.
Yes they sometimes charge more to upgrade some aspects like RAM, but for the hardware you are getting what you pay for.
Dell sells servers - Apple does not.
Apple sells the Mac mini, so you are wrong.
Dell sells Windows PCs - Apple does not.
Apple explicitly supports Windows on any Apple desktop hardware, so you are wrong.
Dell is diversified for the corporate enterprise market as an IT solution provider - Apple is not.
Well that was sure a load of bullshit, but in any case Apple does have enterprise support in multiple ways, including remote management, and internally facing applications - so you are wrong.
Dell sell cheaper hardware that's functional and modular - Apple does not
All Apple hardware is functional. Can you upgrade video cards in Dell laptops? No? HMM, guess they are not ALL modular as you claim then. And Apple will soon have a newer Mac Pro that is fully modular...
So you are basically on the edge of being wrong there, we'll just call it wrong because of your past errors.
It's like saying Harley Davidson will open up an office next to Toyota and poach the best employees.
I think you meant that to sound silly but what would be odd about a company working on very compact internal combustion engines wanting to hire someone who had worked on very compact internal combustion engines?
Here's my advice to you - if you don't understand computers OR car analogies well, you are better off not posting on Slashdot until you understand at least one well (probably best to start with car analogies, this being Slashdot and all).
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
The things that are attracting Apple to there - the low taxes and so forth - are due to the conservatism.
Umm, no. The reason Apple is interested is because there is a lot of tech talent already there and the city knows how to work with big tech companies productively. Furthermore Apple is ALREADY big in Austin with over 6000 employees currently. Any other reasons are minor in comparison. Taxes played at most a minor role in why tech talent is in Austin. Apple is interested in the area because a lot of other tech companies (Amazon, Dell, Intel, Oracle, IBM, Indeed, Electronic Arts, Facebook, National Instruments, etc) have already established there and they can get the talent they need. There also is a company that comparatively few have heard of called Trilogy that did a lot back around the dotcom boom to bring high level talent to the area.
Texas here. Not a myth. I've lived literally in all four corners of Texas, and Texas is very much majority conservative. It's the cities that lean left, not the majority of Texans. If we had mandatory voting laws like Australia (and we should), Texas would never go left. I don't know too many lefties here in my area (Houston), and I deal with a wide swath of people working in a government IT role. Most people lean right. Even the few lefties I know are rabidly pro gun, anti-immigration, anti-abortion. Texas is an odd place, but to say it's not overtly conservative is a myth in and of itself.
I thought the jobs weren't coming back?
Who authorized this?
It doesn't fit into the media template and therefore is likely to run afoul of numerous sensitivity violations.
Do you live here? Next to Apple's campus at Riata is Oracle, up the street is Flextronics. Cadence has a building in that general area, IBM has a few locations, Synopsys is down on Mopac near Intel, ARM is down the street from them (I think they're still there, they were moving to a larger building I thought a few years ago). AMD has a huge ass campus down south, along with Freescale. Dell is all up and down I-35. Those are just a few.
Texas made the choice of attracting out of state businesses with low taxes, at the expense of normalizing its politics with the rest of the US. It was a very profitable decision, particularly within Austin. It is unfortunate perhaps for some of the natives, that educated workers tend to lean left, in spite of making well above average salaries and having more to lose by wretched socialism. But yes, it will drive Texas back towards the center. Arizona is going to have the same problem in another ten years.
You're free to move to the south-east, they have firmly decided they want no money and would rather hold true to their values, although I would not include Florida in that, they are far too intertwined with the rest of the world to remain reliably conservative.
We don't want the capital of Texas to turn into the bay area.
There's no danger of that, because there's no bay. Just a dinky little lake.
You can keep your leftist attitudes and taxes where they are.
Austin is already quite leftist, especially compared to the rest of Texas, and Texas itself would already be a blue state if not for gerrymandering — albeit by a slight margin. As a Californian I had no trouble fitting in with the native nerds. In fact, I was more socially successful there and among them than among my native, Californian geeks.
I left because the weather sucked, but if it's going to suck everywhere...
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
This will contribute to the further Californication of Texas.
You have the wrong approach. Buy five condos in the next crash and rent them out. Then live rent-free in your condo, using the monthly rent checks to cover your HOA, tax, and mortgage, hopefully with a few thousand per month left over.
Texas has been prosperous precisely because of fiscal conservatism.
Texas has been prosperous because it has a about 1/3 of US oil reserves and oil is doing well. 4 of the 5 largest companies based in Texas are oil and gas companies. That's how they can get away with the tax policies they do. Many other states don't have massive oil reserves to take up the slack. If conservatism were such a boon then how do you explain California which clearly is not conservative leaning having a far larger economy than Texas despite having higher tax burdens as a general proposition?
We don't want the capital of Texas to turn into the bay area. You can keep your leftist attitudes and taxes where they are.
Then grow some balls, learn from the French and go out there and break something. Bring all your buddies. Burn some shit down. Go torch a couple of Apple stores. They will get the message quick and retreat. Note how quickly Macron folded and gave up his fossil fuel Climate Tax once a couple hundred thousand Frenchies took to the streets.
Problem with you red state "conservatives" is that all you do is sit on you fat asses drinking beer and watching NASCAR. You don't actually *do* anything when action is needed. Only whine and gripe on your keyboard and talk radio.
BTW I'm completely serious, if you get even 10,000 angry marchers I'll bet you Apple leaves town in a hurry.
The marches in France aren't only angry about the fuel tax. The fuel tax was the straw that broke the camel's back. The real issues are tax cuts for the very rich and corporations combined with service cuts in areas that aren't Paris or the coastal South. The protests in France are actually LEFTIST in nature.
And now racism is safely ensconced in Republicanism, for the last 50 years. Good point, racist faggot deplorables of no value, going extinct lol.
The Mac Pro will be modular, but if you want to replace a module yourself, you'll have to go to an Apple store and beg the "genii" to activate the stinking thing.
Just as you can use standard RAM in Apple hardware today that you can buy from any source, or attach any monitor you like to any Mac, you'll be able to use standard components in the new Mac Pro....
So you are wrong. Again.
Like I said, start with learning about cars.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
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If so...sad, truly sad.
Watch out TX...say goodbye to your freedoms, and traditional way of living with independence and welcome the overbearing, overtaxing govt. overlords.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Interesting. That's solid logic, at least. For all the bad parts of California, it's hard to argue about the weather. It's awesome. Snow can be fun if you have some mountains to go with it. Snow in Kansas, well.... Uh, maybe have a snowball fight? When it comes to dreaming of buying a house, I'm in the same boat. Where I live with my low six-figure salary - there is little chance it'll happen without some severe re-adjustment in prices.
Many more people move INTO Texas, dumbfuck. Nobody is clamoring to move to your shit hole state. They are probably leaving just to get away from people like you.
Oh is the snowflake upset that his shit hole was called a shit hole? You sound like well versed and educated person. I am sure there are bib overalls with your name on them. You can wear them while you suck on that government tit.
...and I certainly would like all Blacks and Muslims stopped and deported from Texas. This is our land...get the fuck out if you don't like it.
This is rather close to where I live, so I expect to see my already rising property value shoot up, along with traffic levels. If we were looking to sell the house, it'd be one thing, but we aren't, so it's another.
Not here. This isn't as bad as Amazon coming in, but please, not here. We don't want the capital of Texas to turn into the bay area. You can keep your leftist attitudes and taxes where they are.
Definitely NOT TROLL
+10 to original poster
Austin is just a hyperleftist echo chamber. It's perfect for them.
Speak for yourself. I want more jobs to move into the area for which I'm at least marginally qualified. I also own property; to the extent it increases cost-of-living, it also causes my property to appreciate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
There really is no honest measure of "freedoms" by which Texas could be said to be better off than California.
You are welcome on my lawn.
All I've seen is in Oklahoma and other midwest cities I can use a public restroom that have a cleaned today glass mirror, smooth toilet seats, and even wall writing is pretty rare in even low respected department stores. Every LA area (by area I mean any city connected to LA by a major freeway within 150 miles of the LA city center) department store or mall restrooms I've visited has a scratched up toilet, wall, and mirror (if they even have a mirror anymore.) It never occured to me to use my keys (I assume, they could be using razors) to scratch my name into a toilet seat, mirror, or tile. Sharpie a dirty joke next to other dirty jokes? sure it's occured to me but flat out destroying a surface? Come on Cali, this is why we can't have nice things.
Also, drivers on any Cali roadway are worse than drivers in even neighboring states. Half a car length following someone at 80mph is the norm here. It happens but is not the norm other places.
TLDR The majority of people in California are assholes to you and everything around them. Citation: I live here and places where people generally aren't assholes.
My French friends in the Amiga scene say it's over immigration. They are tired of being inundated with North Africans and Middle Eastern folks and they think Macron just wants to push down wages for the working class using migrants. That definitely worked here in the USA with Mexico and other South American migration. If you watch the leftist media they claim the Yellow Vests are leftists. If you watch right winger media they claim they are all on *their* side. My guess is that it's a reflection of a cross section. Given that the French are politically left of center as a group, they are mostly leftists. However, that partisan shit isn't a good way to look at anything (ask the Greeks). I'd say that the French people just finally got fed up over a whole host of issues.
You nailed it. It's like any /. story on systemd. You can bet there won't be any mods with leftover points after something like and that the final score of any individual comment will simply be based on which enraged group of partisans had the most mod points at the time when the article was published.
Sorry, I forgot to mention:
I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.
I have a hearing loss in one ear, so my audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.
I find AmazonTM the gretest thing since sliced bread and helps taking care of my health at retirement with the Amazon long tail revenue streams!
All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. You can even make video of yourself going to pick up AmazonTM parcel at the convenience store and post it on your youtube channel for more redundant revenue streams.
They also have a wide supply, the best of lattes, clif/power bars and microwave popcorn at the best cost, espicially if you make a friend buy them for you with your own affiliate link!
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Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.
Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.
Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly, and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.
Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.
Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.
Don't let it happen again!
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Considering that creimer is described as the whale in the San Jose IT closet, it's already the bay area.
FTFY! for the young generation, creimer is a well known reference on /.
C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."
But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.
Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65
Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...
Creimy's head, while his supervisor was talking to him, not with him, since it is impossible to do with Creimy:
http://ibb.co/mRVSaG
Creimy acting in educational resource document, he actually confirmed himself on Slashdot that he was handled by Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education! He is really a king Dumpty!:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...
Are you kidding?
You do realize it was the Democrats that helped the KKK. It was Democrats that voted FOR segregation. Look at the old voting records on government websites.
You should realize that whatever heroic story you're being sold by the DNC is just historical revisions.
That's why today the Democrats are doing segregation things like black only safe spaces.
Why do you have to reply to my comments with this crap? I'm not creimer.
I guess Mason Dixon was a bit too busy!
woosh, motherfucker.
For youngsters who don't get the joke, Mason Dixon was the main character from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
I'm sorry that your Apple stock took a major hit, but that's the risk.
Has it? I wouldn't know, I just buy it every so often and in 20-30 years I may sell some.
The dividends certainly have not taken any hits, they keep increasing...
Thanks for reminding me to buy some more with the dividends, if it's really down I am in luck!
Fact is, Apple hardware is based on the designer BYOD market. Everything Apple does is antithetical to Dell. Dell sells real PowerEdge servers, complete with fault tollerence PSUs, ECC RAM,
I thought you were going to say Dell was antithetical to Apple because it was mostly super cheap and crappy. Imagine my surprise when you went the other way arguing Dell has higher quality systems! Ok, you do you I guess!
By the way, Apple uses ECC RAM in a number of pro products... If you didn't even know that why on earth should I, or anyone, take anything you have to say seriously?
Even though I didn't read the rest of it, just what you wrote there sure seems to point to Apple being able to make great use of the people at Dell that do work on higher end systems.
Apple does also design their own chips as well you know, and I'm certain there are a lot of firmware developers at Dell that probably know what they are doing.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
This is all due to President Trump's economic policies! Keep America Great! Support President Trump and conservative Republicans!
Oh look, the queers are modding you up. Steers and queers, that's Texas. You little faggot.
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Really?
Try buying and even carrying the same guns and knives in CA that you are free to do in TX for one example.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Usually people ignore irrelevant comments. Why do you feel the need to say you're not creimer every time? Is being a creimer a bad thing?
There's a difference between irrelevant comments and a stalking campaign. If you want to stalk creimer, be my guest. Just leave me out of it.
But aren't you that 400 pound guy who can't afford retirement?
Austin is the containment zone for the caravans of California liberals who flood in.
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The current U-Haul rates: (studio apartment size truck)
San Francisco to Houston: $2173
Houston to San Francisco: $1000
Any other questions?