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Plants Can Hear Animals Using Their Flowers (theatlantic.com)

An anonymous reader shares an excerpt from a report via The Atlantic: The latest experiments in this niche but increasingly vocal field come from Lilach Hadany and Yossi Yovel at Tel Aviv University. In one set, they showed that some plants can hear the sounds of animal pollinators and react by rapidly sweetening their nectar. In a second set, they found that other plants make high-pitched noises that lie beyond the scope of human hearing but can nonetheless be detected some distance away. After the team released early copies of two papers describing their work, not yet published in a scientific journal, I ran them past several independent researchers. Some of these researchers have argued that plants are surprisingly communicative; others have doubted the idea. Their views on the new studies, however, didn't fall along obvious partisan lines. Almost unanimously, they loved the paper asserting that plants can hear and were skeptical about the one reporting that plants make noise. Those opposite responses to work done by the same team underscore how controversial this line of research still is, and how hard it is to study the sensory worlds of organisms that are so different from us.

First, two team members, Marine Veits and Itzhak Khait, checked whether beach evening primroses could hear. In both lab experiments and outdoor trials, they found that the plants would react to recordings of a bee's wingbeats by increasing the concentration of sugar in their nectar by about 20 percent. They did so in response only to the wingbeats and low frequency, pollinator-like sounds, not to those of higher pitch. And they reacted very quickly, sweetening their nectar in less than three minutes. That's probably fast enough to affect a visiting bee, but even if that insect flies away too quickly, the plant is ready to better entice the next visitor. After all, the presence of one pollinator almost always means that there are more around. But if plants can hear, what are their ears? The team's answer is surprising, yet tidy: It's the flowers themselves. They used lasers to show that the primrose's petals vibrate when hit by the sounds of a bee's wingbeats. If they covered the blooms with glass jars, those vibrations never happened, and the nectar never sweetened. The flower, then, could act like the fleshy folds of our outer ears, channeling sound further into the plant. (Where? No one knows yet!)

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  1. Mythbusters: we probably messed up by raymorris · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As I recall, Mythbusters did a test of the effect of sounds on plants. When their data surprisingly DID clearly show an effect, they reminded viewers that their experiment wasn't rigorously scientific, and the results could have been caused by some experimental error. It was pretty clear they were not expecting that result, and didn't quite believe it.

    1. Re:Mythbusters: we probably messed up by tlhIngan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As I recall, Mythbusters did a test of the effect of sounds on plants. When their data surprisingly DID clearly show an effect, they reminded viewers that their experiment wasn't rigorously scientific, and the results could have been caused by some experimental error. It was pretty clear they were not expecting that result, and didn't quite believe it.

      You have to remember that most science is not done by "Eureka!", but instead happens with "That's odd...".

      Thus an unexpected result could mean poor scientific controls invalidate the results, or it could be the basis of further study. Either way it generally means trying to reproduce the results to see whether it can be repeated.

      Quite likely what happened is Jamie and Adam wrote up a paper and submitted it at least to a university for further study. It can happen for the oddest things as well. You can be producing a video for YouTube only to make a scientific breakthrough. Science happens.

  2. Plants can hear Vegans plot against them... by ffkom · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and yet they are unable to stop the brutal massacres that follow when those herbivores mutilate and maul them alive. Shame on you, Vegans!

    1. Re:Plants can hear Vegans plot against them... by Ashtead · · Score: 1

      Actually, many plants have what is known as antiherbivoral compounds, bitter-tasting and even poisonous chemicals that are supposed to discourage animals from eating them.

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    2. Re:Plants can hear Vegans plot against them... by zilym · · Score: 1

      Someone has to eat it, else it would just keep growing and taking over more and more of the Earth until there was nothing but that plant species taking up all the space on this planet.

      What you non-gardens haven't figured out is that plants actually ENCOURAGE bugs and animals to eat them. Yes, it's true. Take any plant and stress it out, like say, transplant it somewhere else. Stick it right next to a bunch of similar plants that aren't stressed at all. Slugs and bugs will come and devour the stressed plant while leaving the healthy plants right next to it alone.

      Plants seem to be programmed to emit signals (I always assumed it was chemical scents, but these papers indicate sounds are possible too) that attract particular creatures as the plant decides it needs them. If a plant thinks it's dying, it sends out signals to herbivores to come take it down faster. Why? From the plants' perspective, the quicker a dead plant gets consumed and composted, the quicker the locked up resources will become available for other plants (which are likely it's offspring or siblings) to make use of.

      Another example: I grew a bunch of strawberry plants indoors where there are no bugs. When the strawberry plants started flowering, an occasional ant found its way indoors to visit the strawberry flowers. The ants weren't interested in anything else in my house that I could see, they just came in to visit the strawberry plants' flowers.

    3. Re: Plants can hear Vegans plot against them... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Based on perspective, we're just slaves to pets, cattle and animals then too, especially cats. For most of history, we've been running away from most animals and often represented them as or in gods, the rest we feed and take care of as if our life depended on it.

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    4. Re:Plants can hear Vegans plot against them... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Someone has to eat it, else it would just keep growing and taking over more and more of the Earth

      Not true. No animal eats mistletoe, but it doesn't take over because many host tree species have evolved to cut of its sap supply with burls, and starve it.

      If not being eaten was the only criteria for flourishing, then polar bears and Siberian tigers would be the dominant species on earth.

    5. Re:Plants can hear Vegans plot against them... by Can'tNot · · Score: 1

      I realize that this was supposed to be funny, but... people who eat meat are responsible for more plant-deaths than vegans (probably 2-3x as many, though that's just a guess) in addition to the animals.

    6. Re: Plants can hear Vegans plot against them... by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      Of course, you'd have to say the same of the animals we eat.

    7. Re:Plants can hear Vegans plot against them... by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      Not true. No animal eats mistletoe

      Is that what your extensive research tells you? Because my extensive research (which consisted of googling "do any animals eat mistletoe" and reading the google highlighted summary at the top of the results) says:

      Researchers have documented that animals such as elk, cattle and deer eat mistletoe during winter when fresh foliage is rare. ... Other mammals that eat mistletoe include squirrels, chipmunks, and even porcupines, some of which are deliriously fond of the plant.

      The full article (https://www.usgs.gov/news/not-just-kissing-mistletoe-and-birds-bees-and-other-beasts-0) also documents species of birds that eat the berries

    8. Re:Plants can hear Vegans plot against them... by ffkom · · Score: 1

      If carnivores would stop eating herbivores, the additional alive herbivores would procreate, and their increasing number would eat more plants. That effect is quite visible for example in European forests, where in absence of larger carnivores the herbivores are decimating some plants (like young trees) almost into extinction, would humans not substitute the role of the larger carnivores by hunting. Carnivores are the plants' best friends.

  3. PETA needs to change by TheRealQuestor · · Score: 1

    Looks like PITA will have to change their name from PETA to PETE. [People for the Ethical Treatment of Everything] And their first targets will have to be Farmers and VEGANS. Plants have feelings too.

    1. Re:PETA needs to change by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Thus leading to achievement of their ultimate goal - getting rid of the human race. Only the human race consumes other living matter to survive, or something, so we have to go.

    2. Re:PETA needs to change by TheRealQuestor · · Score: 1

      Thus leading to achievement of their ultimate goal - getting rid of the human race. Only the human race consumes other living matter to survive, or something, so we have to go.

      Worse than that since there are many things from the smallest microbes up to animals and even other plants consume living matter to survive that the plants ultimate goal is to wipe the earth clean of all "living' matter. Tossing out the baby with the bathwater as it may be, then at least when everything is gone there will be no more pain and suffering and the next round of what gets to inhabit this rock gets a fresh start.

  4. Similar to a Roald Dahl Story by lobiusmoop · · Score: 1

    Makes me think of the story 'The Sound Machine' by Roald Dahl (part of the "Tales of the Unexpected" series in the UK) where a botanist invents a machine that lets him 'hear' plants.

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    1. Re:Similar to a Roald Dahl Story by Ashtead · · Score: 1

      Yes, unfortunately too much of a mad scientist with some seriously deficient marketing skills -- but there wouldn't have been the suspense and story otherwise.

      It does make me wonder, what can be seen using a wide-band ultrasound microphone and a spectrum analyzer.

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    2. Re:Similar to a Roald Dahl Story by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Nuts, you beat me to it! I'll just add some another link to places the numerous places the story has appeared: https://www.roalddahlfans.com/.... There seem to be excerpts of the story in various places, but I believe this is the complete written version: http://fliphtml5.com/ppjz/hbbt..., in case anyone would prefer to read instead of listen.

  5. Not "hearing", reacting by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They have evolved chemical reactions that are linked to vibrations of a certain pattern but they aren't hearing. The difference is that hearing implies cognition which plants lack.

    This may seem pendant but it's like saying your stairs feel you walking up them because they squeak when you step on them.

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    1. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this interpretation reminds me of some mumbo jumbo “science” way back in the late 60s or early 70s. Some “researcher” reported that plants knew fear. The scientist put two plants in a room and had a person walk in and destroy one of the plants. Then they monitored the other plant somehow and, whenever the “murderer” would walk in the room, the plant’s stress level would go up.

      My flower-child teacher, who reported this to us kids, thought this was very deep. I expect the researcher was on drugs at the time.

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    2. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by Brett+Buck · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hearing certainly doesn't imply cognition to me. Hearing was around long before anything like a cerebrum existed, and most life reacts via stimulus/response, and always has. You hear a loud sharp noise, you don't think "hey, maybe I should twitch" - the twitch happens long before you consciously perceive it.

    3. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by William+Baric · · Score: 1

      Isn't thinking for humans also the result of "evolved chemical reactions"?

    4. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      I came here to say just this. When you overstate something in these kinds of terms - the word hear has a very specific meaning not applicable in this case - you immediately lose credibility to those of us that are scientifically minded. Like the guy who builds those wind sculpture things that move under wind power, and talks about them as living creatures with nerves and muscles and such. Loose analogy is not a good form of scientific description to talk about something you've observed.

      We already know that many plants have very significant and diverse reactions to sunlight / darkness. Some open and close flowers, some open and close leaves, others literally bend and rotate to the follow the sun. I wouldn't describe that by stating that plants observe the sun.

      It should be no surprise that sound waves could also illicit a physical or chemical reaction in plants, and I wouldn't describe that as plants hearing sounds. Just like I wouldn't say that plants commit suicide when they are scared by really loud sounds (like the shock wave from a C4 explosion a meter away).

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    5. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is true. It has also been demonstrated that some plants seem to be able to count stimuli. There is a TED talk showing plants only reacting after being stimulated multiple times, meaning their nervous system appears to be able to count in a basic way.

      So to assume plants have no cognative ability may be inaccurate.

    6. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      They have evolved chemical reactions that are linked to vibrations of a certain pattern but they aren't hearing. The difference is that hearing implies cognition which plants lack.

      If correct then it's a response in response to a sound based stimulus. That's pretty much like hearing. Why does it have to imply cognition?

      This may seem pendant but it's like saying your stairs feel you walking up them because they squeak when you step on them.

      That's not a stimulus.

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    7. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by guruevi · · Score: 1

      On the other hand it's not "impossible". Some trees communicate when a leaf eating 'monster' (giraffe) is nearby and excrete foul or even poisonous (to the giraffe) taste into their leaves. It's not impossible for something to have a 'memory' of sorts, even our computers have inputs, processing, memory, outputs, but that doesn't make it sentient, it's just been 'programmed' (by evolutionary pressures) to behave a certain way.

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    8. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 2

      You can also say only chemical reactions happen in our brain when we think so we're really not thinking but our brains are chemical-reacting. A word means something if it is useful. If saying plants "hearing" is useful -- if it is -- why not say it.

      That said, we don't understand what life is, not even plant life, so some may well find it useful with respect to this matter to go with the Sufi mystic's saying, "God sleeps in the rock, dreams in the plant, stirs in the animal, and awakens in man."

    9. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by digibud · · Score: 1

      You posted my thoughts fairly well other than saying "pendant". Hearing doesn't -necessarily- imply cognition. Some lower classes of animals may have organs with neuronal structures that communicate with vibration sensors to provide feedback that the animal reacts to and I'd probably include that as hearing. But however you define human like hearing, plants don't do it. They react to light. To temperature. To soil types and without any amazement, they react to a vibration pattern that is followed by pollination. Evolution occurs in the plant kingdom too, eh? No huge surprise this is possible but interesting research to be sure.

    10. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You misunderstood the details, but that is solid, well-established research.

      When you cut on one plant, it communicates with other plants through its roots, and other plants increase production of poisons intended to reduce browsing.

      You morons are so busy hating on hippies, you can't even science anymore.

    11. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Exactly! The naysayers make so many assumptions, when they hear about any sort of research they think it is impwaaaaahsible because it would violate their assumptions. They don't even stop to consider; maybe the implication is that the assumptions are unfounded?

      They think you need a brain to understand when your body is threatened, or to seek out food, or whatever. They should pay some attention to the fucking worms on the sidewalk; they don't even have a brain, only a spinal cord, and yet they respond to threats, navigate out of their den to find food, and even follow their trail home again afterwards. Unless they get stuck in a puddle, I mean, they're not very bright. But they do all sorts of things that humans do; when humans do those things, they presume that they're "thinking" about it, but perhaps not.

    12. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      "Counting" brings in excess implications, though. They can keep track of a state variable, and react at certain thresholds, for sure. But it is unlikely they're actually quantizing the value into countable units; even if sometimes it seems that way because the inputs are quantized.

      Also, does keeping track of a state variable, and reacting at a threshold, count as cognition? Maybe the implication is that less things require cognition than we assumed. This idea is often resisted because people it hurts peoples feelies to think they might be doing most things automatically because they're wired to, instead of because they decided to.

    13. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Except what you are describing would happen whenever any giraffe is nearby. The story concocted back then would mean that the plants would only act that way when one particular individual giraffe approached the plants - one that had previously decimated a tree - while nothing would happen if any other giraffe approached.

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    14. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      No one currently grasps the extent to which stimulus response guides even human being's actions and where reflexes leave off and active conscious thought begin. It's not like a bacteria requires self-awareness to actively respond to environmental stimuli, and its my opinion that the difference between them and us is mostly a matter of degree - many orders of magnitude.

            Not to give credence to Stephen Wolfram and his raging egomania, but it is well-known that complex behavior can evolve from very simple rules, and that has worked since the first full-firmed eco-systems back to the Cambrian explosion. No one imagines that, say, anomalcaris possessed reasoning capabilities, but it managed to hunt down prey, apparently, maybe without even a notochord, much less higher reasoning. I am sure it responded to vibrations, too, how is this not "hearing"?

    15. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by noodler · · Score: 1

      "Hearing certainly doesn't imply cognition to me. "
      Well, it does to me. Hearing is first and foremost a SENSATION.
      A sensation generated by a clump of neurons.
      These plants react to sound, but it's not hearing. There is no brain to produce a sensation.

      We should invent a new word for this because the mechanism for how the information from the air pressure is processed by these organism is just completely different from how animals do it.

      I mean, you wouldn't say that plants are able to walk because they manage to spread their seeds to other parts of the earth. Same with sound.

    16. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by noodler · · Score: 1

      "Why does it have to imply cognition?"

      Because that is how it's defined.
      The mechanism by which sound is processed is just completely different.
      Hearing is a distinctly neural activity.

      But, you know, people are prone to anthropomorphize things that look similar to them.

    17. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      You're assuming the memory is long-term. If it is short-term, it could be that the plant, when actively dying, secreted something that stuck to the "murderer", and that the other plants could detect that scent whenever the person walked in.

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    18. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Because that is how it's defined.

      Really? Where?

      The mechanism by which sound is processed is just completely different.

      Yes, and?

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    19. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by noodler · · Score: 1

      "Really? Where?"

      https://www.merriam-webster.co...

      "Yes, and?"
      And that makes this tree thing different from hearing.

    20. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      That link does not support your claim.

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    21. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by noodler · · Score: 1

      "That link does not support your claim."
      Only if you didn't read it.

      Anyway, if you have actual arguments then we can discuss it, otherwise, you're wasting everyones time.

    22. Re:Not "hearing", reacting by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Only if you didn't read it.

      Except I did. Posting wrong links then claiming "you didn't read" isn't an argument. It's dumbass. If you think the link says it, quot the part and say WHY you have that interpretation. Otherwise you're just blowing smoke.

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  6. Re:"Interesting, if true" by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

    Interesting if true indeed. It certainly seems a whole lot more plausible that the conclusions of this study. [PDF alert]

    TL/DR: First, consider the author: Cleve Baxter of Baxter Research Foundation, Inc. Maybe he has an academic pedigree, but it's not obvious from his affiliation. Second, consider the publication: International Journal of Parapsychology.

    The "money shot" in the paper is that the author claims to have observed a sudden change in the resistance of a plant's leaf as a result of him merely thinking about harming it. I have to take that conclusion with more than enough salt to cover the plant and him.

    Paraphrasing something james Randi said once: it's important to keep an open mind -- open, but not gaping.

    [I heard about this paper a long time ago. It seemed worth sharing in this discussion.]

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  7. Partisanship by Livius · · Score: 1

    Their views on the new studies, however, didn't fall along obvious partisan lines.

    How on Earth can this have a partisan divide?

    I don't even know my member of parliament's stand on the issue.

    1. Re:Partisanship by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Congratulations! You have an opportunity right now, today, due to this mistake that you made, to learn that words can, and usually do, have more than one meaning!

      Please scroll down to the 2nd definition of partisan. And if you're really up for some shockers, try to get all the way to the end of the definitions. Wow, look at all those different uses for a single word! Holy smokes!

    2. Re:Partisanship by Livius · · Score: 1

      I gave you the benefit of the doubt and looked it up, and "obvious partisan lines" is still ludicrous.

  8. Re:Only if they can walk by careysub · · Score: 1

    If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?

    We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

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  9. Re: "Interesting, if true" by alaskana98 · · Score: 1

    Interesting question. I would say that if flowers and other plants can 'hear', they are likely only going to be able to hear things that increase their chances of reproduction and survival. Just as we humans can only hear things within a certain frequency band (arguably matching things we need to hear to survive and reproduce) I would imagine a flower is tuned to be the same through selective evolutionary processes. To get to your original question, IMO I would they they couldn't hear things such as pebbles or streams because they serve no advantage to their survival. (Full disclosure, this is just pure speculation from someone who is neither a biologist or expert on selective evolution).

  10. Re:"Interesting, if true" by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

    Found some more stuff on Cleve Baxter here. He was a CIA interrogation specialist and polygraph instructor. His claims of primary perception in plant life were widely dismissed in the scientific community. Rightly so IMHO.

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  11. Re:"Interesting, if true" by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    Hippies have been saying this for 40+ years and have been ridiculed for it the whole time.

    It seems like you can't out-ridiculous it because people who were first discovering it would be bullied so bad, you've probably already practiced laughing at these facts.

  12. Plants respond to stimuli by stevez67 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nothing new here except they're calling it "hearing" because people can hear a bee's wings beating. Another case of anthropomorphism click bait.

    1. Re:Plants respond to stimuli by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Another case of anthropomorphism click bait.

      Well, if it weren't for us, nothing would exist

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  13. ... or it's a science demonstration by raymorris · · Score: 1

    What they do is often called "science demonstrations".
    I might want to teach my kid something about science, so I drop two balls from height - a big heavy one and a little ligjt one. I'm showing that they fall at the same rate. I *know* the principle I'm demonstrating. It's not something I thought up, it's well-known basic science.

    If the balls don't drop at the same rate, I know that I messed up the demonstration in some way and I should admit that. (And yes there are a couple ways to screw up that demonstration).

    I then have the option of doing a "revisit" and trying not figure out what caused the unexpected results.

  14. Re:Only if they can walk by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

    Its always been a fun thought if trees can walk.

    They are called Triffids. Don't piss them off.

  15. Re:Go tell it to the flowers, someone who cares. by TheRealQuestor · · Score: 1

    why do 12 year olds feel the need to post on slashdot? Worst part is the mental defect that makes them somehow bring meaning to their miserable existence that they feel the need to attack others with name calling and generally coming off as a horrible waste of oxygen. I pity your parents and anyone who comes in contact with you, but since nobody ever comes to visits such a vile little minded child in your mothers basement at least few people have to actually deal with someone such as yourself who doesn't even have the mental capacity to understand humor or sarcasm that least in cases such as yours that Darwinism normally kicks in preventing the passing on of the genes and environmental factors that molds others to be anything like you.

  16. Skeptical? by GrahamJ · · Score: 1

    Did they make noise or didnâ(TM)t they? Itâ(TM)s not like we donâ(TM)t have the ability to reliably detect sound.

    As for hearing, of course the petals vibrate. The question is whether the vibrations have any effect. I canâ(TM)t imagine how temporal correlation between sonic emissions and chemial changes couldnâ(TM)t be found conclusively if the phenomenon exists.

  17. vegans worse nightmare! by OppMan29 · · Score: 1

    what will they eat now, that plants can communicate, listen and react... and they might not be cool with harvest

    1. Re:vegans worse nightmare! by kenai_alpenglow · · Score: 1

      Fruit. Pods. As long as you plant the seed contained within. Not all plant matter that is consumed is detrimental to the plant. (now let me get back to my bacon...)

  18. The important question by Shaitan · · Score: 1

    How does this research impact marijuana growth?

  19. seems to me by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    It seems to me this implies some sort of nervous system and a primitive brain to process the information. Really?

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  20. Re: "Interesting, if true" by Ranbot · · Score: 1

    I would say that if flowers and other plants can 'hear', they are likely only going to be able to hear things that increase their chances of reproduction and survival.

    Flowers responding to sound/vibrations isn't so wild if you think of Venus fly traps, which have small hair-like structures that sense movement and create electrical signals to trigger the trap to close. (Details: https://www.livescience.com/15... ) If there is a survival advantage to detecting and attracting pollinators, then maybe there is a similar mechanism to release nectar or pollen tuned to insect-specific sound frequencies/vibrations.

    Armchair science is fun!

  21. Re:No Ray, you messed up, nazi faggot. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    "35 Hidden Comments"

    Now that's funny. Looks like a struck a nerve. Hope everyone excuses me if I'm not going to read through them all.

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  22. Re:No Ray, you messed up, nazi faggot. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    Jesus, how deep are those comments nested? Good god, I made one post and it brought out the rabid frothing insanity, this is hilarious. I value my time and sanity, so you understand that I'm not reading any of this mental diarrhea.

    If you'd like to link to an interaction in the past though, try the post where I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. Shit man, you're still trying to claim "achievements" like submitting patches to other people's projects that they decided to not even implement. Or a "thank you" for sending someone a link to the Windows API. These are what you're proud of, these are what stand out for you as great or notable things you've done over the past 15 or 20 years. And your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke.

    Anyway, if you want to link to something, link to that. Dumbass.

    OK, resume the unhinged frothing insanity. It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase. Go ahead, prove me right. Click that little "Reply" link and spew your shit. Again, please excuse me if I don't follow up, don't read anything you write, and don't respond. Just be careful about claiming I'm "running" when you know damn well there's a post out there that completely destroys all of the crap you claim. Unlike you, though, I haven't written some program to scrape Slashdot and send me alerts whenever people are talking about me, I don't stalk people like a lunatic, I don't have text files and text files full of links to refer back to, etc. That's all you, bud. So I'll leave it up to you to point out where you got destroyed. Or, you can ignore that, like a pussy. It's up to you, really.

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