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Windows Setup Error Messages Will Soon Actually Help Fix Problems (arstechnica.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: The next major Windows release, the Windows 10 April 2019 Update (codenamed 19H1), is going to offer some significant improvements [to error messages]. Microsoft described them on its Windows Insider webcast, and they were spotted initially by WinFuture. Currently, the best case during installation is something like this screen.

The message says that an incompatible application is detected, and a Knowledge Base article is referenced. It turns out that most Windows users don't know what "KBxxxxxxx" actually means, and the article isn't hyperlinked to make accessing it any easier. Issues detected through the other setup experience aren't much better. Windows will offer to uninstall problem applications, but often the better solution is to upgrade the application in question. The new setup process aims to be both more informative and more useful. The general approach is to allow decisions to be made within the setup program where possible and to put meaningful descriptions in the error messages, rather than leaving people with just a KB number to go on. Further, the "learn more" links will take you directly to the relevant Knowledge Base article, rather than hoping that end users know what "KBxxxxxxxx" means. Third-party developers will also be able to provide information about upgrades and updates when applicable to resolving compatibility issues.

69 comments

  1. Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they'll finally just tell you which application is accessing your external hard-drive rather than make you jump through hoops or restart just to safely eject your drive.

    1. Re: Next up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit You called it that is exactly what they would do. Pretty useless but hey why would they cared

  2. been 10 years without windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people still using that shit is really dumb

    1. Re:been 10 years without windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Must be really dark and stuffy in your house.

  3. Obligatory by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will tell you how to install Linux?

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    1. Re: Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but it will be ad supported

    2. Re: Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Itâ(TM)s preposterous to pretend linux is any better at this particular game. Anything slightly wrong and you get loads of cryptic bullshit error messages with no clue how to proceed.

    3. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will tell you how to install Linux?

      Here
      Or did you need help installing Cygwin?

      If you need me, I’ll be getting my taint bleached.
      Rick Schumann

    4. Re: Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like linux?

    5. Re: Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you've never bothered to read those error messages. Under the circumstances it's easy to assume that in your case it's user error.

    6. Re:Obligatory by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      It will tell you how to install Linux?

      Damn! Beat me to it.

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    7. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually a good idea. If the device is not supported by the Windows ecosystem anymore, it should be offered to receive a "Linux, powered by Azure(tm)" with Microsoft's Android packages, pre-configured with Microsoft security services and hardening, with a sprinkle of helpful links to their commercial offerings on Linux. Win-win, Microsoft can feel like a king.

      Was this sarcastic? I'm not sure at all because it could happen.

  4. What a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who would have guessed that meaningful errors might be a good idea? I'm not holding my breath though, they will probably be some kind of nebulous "user friendly" error messages that link back to websites with 20 different unrelated causes.

  5. I had always assumed this was intentional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It turns out that most Windows users don't know what "KBxxxxxxx" actually means, and the article isn't hyperlinked to make accessing it any easier."

    I know what KB means, and I've noticed that there's no link. I always assumed MS was hoping you never checked what was in the updates they inject, er, install in your system. For a second I was thinking about what Bill Gates is doing NOW.

  6. too little, too late... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    windows 10 is a shit pile. adding a link to cryptic kb article when windows update pukes, instead of just the article number, isn't going to fix it.

    reverting the anti-user changes made in windows 10 might regain some user trust and confidence... MIGHT. users continue to flock to their phones as their 'main pc', pissing on those left is not the best course of action if you wish to retain them, and perhaps gain back some lost users in the process.

    expect a significant uptick in pc abandonment come next winter when windows 7 is forced to the grave if action to preserve user base is not made now.

  7. Oh sure they will by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Windows Setup Error Messages Will Soon Actually Help Fix Problems"

    Ha ha, yeah sure they will. As if the average Windows user will be able to understand a KB article and formulate a fix from it.

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    1. Re:Oh sure they will by rtb61 · · Score: 0

      Why is it all I read was, Windows will help you more with installing applications, instead of just presenting a meaningless message it will un-install the application for you, problem solved - wait what, how is a problem application installation solved by uninstalling the application, the problem hasn't been solved at all, you have just made it disappear, how does that solve anything.

      Ohh I get it, M$ will be calling all competing applications problematic and uninstall them for you, not windows fault, your fault for buying that application that windows wont run.

      Windows anal probe 10, NEW FEATURE, automatically blame all other companies software when they fail to run in windows, always their fault, yep uh huh, even when it was working before a 'Probe' update but now fails, application fault, Windows anal probe 10 is perfect.

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    2. Re:Oh sure they will by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, yeah sure they will. As if the average Windows user will be able to understand a KB article and formulate a fix from it.

      The average user doesn't need to. Let the experts be experts, but for the love of fucking god put more detail in error messages than "Something went wrong :-("

    3. Re:Oh sure they will by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      The average user doesn't need to. Let the experts be experts, but for the love of fucking god put more detail in error messages than "Something went wrong :-("

      New error message...

      "Something went wrong, please see the stack trace below for more details:

      b34d33f 908012cfb2743909 3b111ff17676a 22596f83
      b1027d2857a 3ab0ec91d2ddeee 6fbffb6cfcea f3dd74
      63052684 1df79ecf7d 2e8 79a1585b3a168 c4a 3929275
      699 60b3b1a 8f00 b9 35b6 eb51c8d0818291a 95cf8c 65c
      1ff92 468a 224a2df7b 465907 ef a852 1668d720 8fc337

      Thank you for choosing Microso558ef4a53bb033cc82"

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    4. Re:Oh sure they will by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Hey I'll take something I can type into Google, over something that spits out generic results any day. People forget that meaningless error codes actually help narrow down the error by connecting people with a potentially same underlying problem.

      Please, give me a KB number. Give me a stack trace. It's far better than what we're getting right now.

  8. I can see where this is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hi, i'm clippy... it seems like you're having a systems error..."

    1. Re: I can see where this is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and
      'Your door us a jar'....

  9. Win 10 So Bloated Already by Gnostic+Teflon · · Score: 1, Interesting

    With Win 10 already being so bloated, why don't they put OS images from their earlier history (MS-DOS, Win 3X and up->), Linux, and run these in VMs when an incompatibility crops up? No more problems with those incompatible programs a user/administrator might need. Of course, these VMs would crash from time to time just like in the good old days, when MS was running the BitBlt code 'borrowed' from Apple for their early Windows OSs and not the later Windows with legally gotten OpenBSD code.

    1. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by sconeu · · Score: 1

      You just invented "Windows XP Mode"

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    2. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by mentil · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 came on a dual-layer DVD, Windows 10 came on a single-layer DVD. Standard Ubuntu is now more than double the size of a CD; remember when 'it fits on a CD!' was its headline feature? App bloat is ubiquitous, it's not just OSes. 64bit binaries are bigger, for one thing.

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    3. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are more Linux server than Linux desktops and I assume most people use the network install iso or PXE. It's quite small. And with the popularity of docker, more work has gone into making small base systems such as Alpine Linux. Alpine on docker is a 5MB full OS excluding kernel: it includes things such as a package manager, which Windows 10 doesn't even have...

    4. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by hackertourist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Windows 7 took up 1 GB of RAM when running, Windows 10 takes 3 GB. Windows 7's background processes consumed less than 5% CPU on my 2008 computer, Windows 10 regularly sits at 100% CPU for hours on end on my 2018 computer.

    5. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by chthon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, it is not necessary to install all 10000 applications that are part of the Ubuntu DVD.

    6. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      And once you get a whole office suite, SQL server, webserver, a couple GUIs to choose from, compilers for pretty much any programming langugage there is for the OS you're installing and a couple things more that I forgot because I never needed them on that same CD as Windows, you actually compare the systems correctly.

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    7. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're comparing the total size of an Ubuntu install vs a Windows install, you have to take into account the fact that Ubuntu includes installation media for an office suite and a PDF reader, and Windows does not. These are sizable install files when you're dealing with a DVD.

      If you're comparing the size of apps which are included with Ubuntu installation media vs what they were in the past, you already said it -- the move to 64-bit is somewhat responsible for installation media growth. Also software seems to grow over time, to have more functionality which requires more code.

      If you're directly comparing Windows 10 vs Windows 7 file sizes, do you understand that all those Windows 7 patches accumulated over the years are smaller than Windows 10 without patches because there hasn't been as much time passed / significantly fewer patches for Windows 10?

      But "app bloat" for Ubuntu? I think that label is a little silly when we understand what's going on.

    8. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I was worrying about the 5% usage I have on mine in idle. LOL
      Did you ever consider cleaning your PC for a change ?

    9. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Won't help. excessive resource usage is due to bloody OneDrive.

    10. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Windows 10 takes 3 GB.

      No it doesn't. Windows 10 takes bugger all and then the pre-fetch service uses a shit-ton of your available RAM. It's also much faster at freeing this RAM when requested, and you'll notice your 4GB computer doesn't really noticeably slow down at all when you open up something resource heavy e.g. the latest Lightroom with it's 2.7GB memory footprint.

      On the flip side launch Office after this exercise takes longer.

      Can I introduce you to this new concept of caching? The only wasted RAM is empty RAM.

      Windows 10 regularly sits at 100% CPU for hours on end on my 2018 computer.

      Given you knowledge of how Windows works it's not surprising you somehow managed to break your system.

    11. Re: Win 10 So Bloated Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prefetch is APART of the OS. So when someone says it takes up 3GB, that includes prefetch. Fuck off with your smug attitude. You are a windows user for fuck sakes. You are on the bottom of the totom poll buddy.

    12. Re: Win 10 So Bloated Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get me started about the size of 'drivers' for Windows. Care to guess how big the exe is for, say, your motherboard audio? Or your wifi chipset? Or your shiny new HP printer? How the *fuck* can they find ways to fit what should be a few hundred k into multiple gigabyte installer packages...

    13. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Given you knowledge of how Windows works it's not surprising you somehow managed to break your system.

      If you haven't used Windows for a few weeks and turn your machine on, it will go berserk and peg the CPU for hours at 100%. It's regular scheduled maintenance, and it is certainly real. I see this all the time when diagnosing problems with various machines. Even Win7 does it on occasion if you haven't turned off all the background crap.

      But, yeah, there's always someone out there like you who loves to shout, "User error... as usual!"

      Reminds me of when Microsoft first broke WindowsUpdate on Win7, so it would sit there for hours at 100% CPU and never do anything. To fix it properly you needed to manually update the WindowsUpdate client, and Microsoft does not provide a handy link to it -- you have to search for the latest KB article yourself, which changes regularly. Check the Microsoft forums, and there were scores of people shouting, "User error!", because, "It works just fine for me!"

      Given how crap Windows has been for decades, I find it remarkable how many people pretend that Win10 is actually a good OS underneath. It's not.

    14. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If you haven't used Windows for a few weeks

      What a strange edge case. On the flip side it's quite well known that scheduled maintenance is mostly incremental and a complete re-index and rescan from defender is only forced when you don't use your computer for a long time. It is also only done when the computer is idle and the process suspends should you actually do something with it. Likewise fetching and background install of updates would be completely non-intrusive for a normal user.

      But, yeah, there's always someone out there like you who loves to shout, "User error... as usual!"

      Well this clearly was. A normal computer user doesn't not use their computer for weeks on end. If people shouting user error at you is "usual" then maybe you should look at what makes you so very different than people who don't have any problems with their machine.

      Reminds me of when Microsoft first broke WindowsUpdate on Win7, so it would sit there for hours at 100% CPU and never do anything.

      Normal use reminds you of a bug that was serious and warranted a fix from Microsoft? Yes, you're in the realm of user error.

      Given how crap Windows has been for decades, I find it remarkable how many people pretend that Win10 is actually a good OS underneath. It's not.

      It's incredibly how people make a determination of what's "underneath" and OS by some very superficial surface complaints. Again, given your knowledge of Windows it's not surprising you came to the conclusion. People often complain about things they don't understand.

    15. Re: Win 10 So Bloated Already by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      The driver is just a few 100k, but telemetry packages are kinda large by now.

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  10. hyperlinks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a system that hasn't been setup, has no network configuration, will give you a hyperlink that you can't actually do anything with?

    Or are the installers now going to pre-load all your network drivers, ask to setup your home network, install edge, and then start installing the rest of it?

    1. Re:hyperlinks? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Well, considering one of the first thing the install routine does is to phone home to find out whether your copy of Windows happens to have the blessing from the gods of Redmond, you could just use that network connection for something useful too...

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  11. Bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Microsoft have been promising to create useful error messages since DOS (the original didn't have a version number). It's not as if they haven't had enough time to figure out how to do it, which leads me to believe they they simply don't know how.

  12. The problem with the KBxxxxx links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is that more often than not, when you click on them, it takes you to a broken URL and redirects you to a generic Microsoft web page that asks how it can help you. The same outcome as clicking on the event log online help. Articles like this seem to praise MS for doing something new an innovative, where as they are really just fixing a feature they broke long ago

    1. Re:The problem with the KBxxxxx links by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      I still use Win7, and almost every time I click on something I get a broken URL. The reason why, of course, is that MS has deleted a huge amount of the Win7 documentation from their site, and all I get is ads for Windows10.

      Online documentation for anything, never mind KB articles, is a dumb idea in general.

    2. Re:The problem with the KBxxxxx links by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps the problem is the "xxxxx" part. If you use an actual knowledge base number, it might take you to something a little more meaningful!

  13. "Average user doesn't know" by aanand_ub · · Score: 2

    The linked image says, "Average user doesn't know".
    What a joke! It should have read, "No user could possibly know."

  14. What an incredible innovation by cyber-vandal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Giving users useful information rather than "0x80000005 an unknown error has occurred". I wonder how much more productive people in the Windows ecosystem would be if Microsoft could be bothered to write their error messages properly.

    1. Re:What an incredible innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Error: Unspecified error" is simultaneously the most quintessentially Microsoft and most common error I've had when working with Microsoft software.

    2. Re:What an incredible innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aww... come on! Everone knows how to fix that!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2F1rFmyQmY

    3. Re: What an incredible innovation by Camarillo+Brillo · · Score: 1

      At least the Amiga 1000 was snarky about it and presented one with a 'guru meditation' number in an unambiguous flashing red box when something totally unexpected happened.

    4. Re: What an incredible innovation by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Later Amigas were worse, as they would only display the software error message for a few seconds before continuing, so it was hard to write down the message. At least the A1000 showed the Guru permanently until you clicked the mouse button. There was always a command-line utility to retrieve the last error message, though.

      On that note, the only reason Guru was a thing was because AmigaOS was too immature and buggy to handle exceptions properly. Not having an MMU and memory protection certainly was a bummer, but the OS didn't even try to recover from errors. A soft reset was just standard practice. I was quite surprised to learn how bad both AmigaOS and MacOS were at handling errors once I recently started learning 68K assembly.

    5. Re:What an incredible innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The numeric error codes are actually really useful, as one can find some kind of help with that. If the error message is just typical generic message; "something went wrong, please try again", there is no way to fix it. The numeric codes work also across localizations, a search by less common language version of Windows error message typically will not find anything.

    6. Re: What an incredible innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which Amiga showed errors only for a few seconds? Was it done in 4.x era? I had A500 (KS1.3) and A1200 (KS3.1) and both showed recoverable and nonrecoverable alerts until user dismissed them. Eventually the guru meditation codes were useful in debugging and if a released software was having them, it was a sign of bad application implementation and testing, not a OS problem.

    7. Re: What an incredible innovation by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Quite often there is no help even when you search on the code.

  15. Why don't they go back to the 1990s? by Casandro · · Score: 1

    Back then virtually every error message (particularly with networking) said "Contact your Administrator". See, problem fixed.

  16. How much more helpful? by hene · · Score: 1

    Change from "KBxxxxxxx" to "Please contact your system administrator."

  17. SOMETHING HAPPENED! by pi_rules · · Score: 1

    I think that was my favorite Win10 setup error. I got a nice big purple box that said "Something happened" up top and in the details section in all its glory:

    "Something happened."

    Nice.

    try { // stuff
    } catch (Exception e) { System.out.println("d'oh!"); }

  18. Real men use! by pigsycyberbully · · Score: 0

    The trouble with a Ubuntu/desktop is when you install it there is nothing you can do with it as a desktop. You can use a paint program which looks like it come from the Amiga of 33 years ago. You can use a web browser to browse the Internet. You can do that on a smartphone.

    The saying used to be real men use Linux, and a Linux desktop, and wimps use windows. Now it is geriatrics use a Linux desktop and working people use Microsoft Windows or the Apple Mac. All that said and done windows 10 is an abomination.

  19. and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everyone goes numb and forgets what a search engine is when they see KBxxxxxxx.

  20. Flying pigs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have some very attractive flying pigs for sale. Email me now for low, low prices!

  21. Updates next by kaoshin · · Score: 1
    If they can just provide more information about Windows updates instead of saying (sorry don't remember the exact words, so I'm paraphrasing here):

    Please wait an undetermined period of time for unspecified things to be done to our computer! If you are still staring at this screen in an hour, don't concern yourself with whether or not this process has failed, because you are only a user and should not concern yourself with what we may be installing and/or harvesting from you.

  22. it only took 20 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it only took 20 years

  23. Oh that's a hoot by Camarillo+Brillo · · Score: 1

    How long has Microsoft been writing software now? 35 years maybe. Its finally dawned on the company culture that perhaps error messages should help the user navigate ones poorly designed application! Brilliant! What will they think of next? Maybe regression testing with real data? User interface design ? It could be such a better user experience if MS would just make mice and keyboards.

  24. Does it have an OK button? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    Because if there is, people will click it, just to make it go away. They won't notice that you can go to a link for more information. They will just click the OK button and maybe try again. That's what OK buttons are for, after all!

  25. Unspecified error by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the KB article will be for "Unspecified Error" or "Unexpected Error."

  26. Could Microsoft please make the following not evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Please tell us what's in our updates. It's evil not to esp. after you did for so long. You used to not suck like that.
    - Please give us back our privacy. Um, it's beyond evil.
    - Please stop tricking people in to using an evil Microsoft account. Make it optional and not so hard to create a windows 10 local account. This makes you scum.
    - Please don't force us to use the store. The store is evil, esp. because you need to ID yourself to install a free app. WTF?!!
    - Please STOP installing software that we don't work. Evil isn't the word for this. sorry, meant to say that for the privacy issue also. Choose larger word than evil.
    - Please don't make Microsoft products so aggressive. It sucks
    - Please don't make make us create a fucking Microsoft Account to activate our god damned office. It's REALLY evil. It's a freaking Office suite, stop treating it like it's gold and everyone needs to be identified to use a freaking office suite.

    You've lost a lot of trust and you've gone to the dark side. You might want to think about your users just a little tiny bit.