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Windows Setup Error Messages Will Soon Actually Help Fix Problems (arstechnica.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: The next major Windows release, the Windows 10 April 2019 Update (codenamed 19H1), is going to offer some significant improvements [to error messages]. Microsoft described them on its Windows Insider webcast, and they were spotted initially by WinFuture. Currently, the best case during installation is something like this screen.

The message says that an incompatible application is detected, and a Knowledge Base article is referenced. It turns out that most Windows users don't know what "KBxxxxxxx" actually means, and the article isn't hyperlinked to make accessing it any easier. Issues detected through the other setup experience aren't much better. Windows will offer to uninstall problem applications, but often the better solution is to upgrade the application in question. The new setup process aims to be both more informative and more useful. The general approach is to allow decisions to be made within the setup program where possible and to put meaningful descriptions in the error messages, rather than leaving people with just a KB number to go on. Further, the "learn more" links will take you directly to the relevant Knowledge Base article, rather than hoping that end users know what "KBxxxxxxxx" means. Third-party developers will also be able to provide information about upgrades and updates when applicable to resolving compatibility issues.

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  1. Obligatory by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will tell you how to install Linux?

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    1. Re: Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Itâ(TM)s preposterous to pretend linux is any better at this particular game. Anything slightly wrong and you get loads of cryptic bullshit error messages with no clue how to proceed.

    2. Re:Obligatory by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      It will tell you how to install Linux?

      Damn! Beat me to it.

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  2. What a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who would have guessed that meaningful errors might be a good idea? I'm not holding my breath though, they will probably be some kind of nebulous "user friendly" error messages that link back to websites with 20 different unrelated causes.

  3. Re:been 10 years without windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Must be really dark and stuffy in your house.

  4. Oh sure they will by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Windows Setup Error Messages Will Soon Actually Help Fix Problems"

    Ha ha, yeah sure they will. As if the average Windows user will be able to understand a KB article and formulate a fix from it.

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    1. Re:Oh sure they will by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, yeah sure they will. As if the average Windows user will be able to understand a KB article and formulate a fix from it.

      The average user doesn't need to. Let the experts be experts, but for the love of fucking god put more detail in error messages than "Something went wrong :-("

    2. Re:Oh sure they will by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      The average user doesn't need to. Let the experts be experts, but for the love of fucking god put more detail in error messages than "Something went wrong :-("

      New error message...

      "Something went wrong, please see the stack trace below for more details:

      b34d33f 908012cfb2743909 3b111ff17676a 22596f83
      b1027d2857a 3ab0ec91d2ddeee 6fbffb6cfcea f3dd74
      63052684 1df79ecf7d 2e8 79a1585b3a168 c4a 3929275
      699 60b3b1a 8f00 b9 35b6 eb51c8d0818291a 95cf8c 65c
      1ff92 468a 224a2df7b 465907 ef a852 1668d720 8fc337

      Thank you for choosing Microso558ef4a53bb033cc82"

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    3. Re:Oh sure they will by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Hey I'll take something I can type into Google, over something that spits out generic results any day. People forget that meaningless error codes actually help narrow down the error by connecting people with a potentially same underlying problem.

      Please, give me a KB number. Give me a stack trace. It's far better than what we're getting right now.

  5. I can see where this is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hi, i'm clippy... it seems like you're having a systems error..."

  6. Win 10 So Bloated Already by Gnostic+Teflon · · Score: 1, Interesting

    With Win 10 already being so bloated, why don't they put OS images from their earlier history (MS-DOS, Win 3X and up->), Linux, and run these in VMs when an incompatibility crops up? No more problems with those incompatible programs a user/administrator might need. Of course, these VMs would crash from time to time just like in the good old days, when MS was running the BitBlt code 'borrowed' from Apple for their early Windows OSs and not the later Windows with legally gotten OpenBSD code.

    1. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by sconeu · · Score: 1

      You just invented "Windows XP Mode"

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    2. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by mentil · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 came on a dual-layer DVD, Windows 10 came on a single-layer DVD. Standard Ubuntu is now more than double the size of a CD; remember when 'it fits on a CD!' was its headline feature? App bloat is ubiquitous, it's not just OSes. 64bit binaries are bigger, for one thing.

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    3. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by hackertourist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Windows 7 took up 1 GB of RAM when running, Windows 10 takes 3 GB. Windows 7's background processes consumed less than 5% CPU on my 2008 computer, Windows 10 regularly sits at 100% CPU for hours on end on my 2018 computer.

    4. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by chthon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, it is not necessary to install all 10000 applications that are part of the Ubuntu DVD.

    5. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      And once you get a whole office suite, SQL server, webserver, a couple GUIs to choose from, compilers for pretty much any programming langugage there is for the OS you're installing and a couple things more that I forgot because I never needed them on that same CD as Windows, you actually compare the systems correctly.

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    6. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Won't help. excessive resource usage is due to bloody OneDrive.

    7. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Windows 10 takes 3 GB.

      No it doesn't. Windows 10 takes bugger all and then the pre-fetch service uses a shit-ton of your available RAM. It's also much faster at freeing this RAM when requested, and you'll notice your 4GB computer doesn't really noticeably slow down at all when you open up something resource heavy e.g. the latest Lightroom with it's 2.7GB memory footprint.

      On the flip side launch Office after this exercise takes longer.

      Can I introduce you to this new concept of caching? The only wasted RAM is empty RAM.

      Windows 10 regularly sits at 100% CPU for hours on end on my 2018 computer.

      Given you knowledge of how Windows works it's not surprising you somehow managed to break your system.

    8. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Given you knowledge of how Windows works it's not surprising you somehow managed to break your system.

      If you haven't used Windows for a few weeks and turn your machine on, it will go berserk and peg the CPU for hours at 100%. It's regular scheduled maintenance, and it is certainly real. I see this all the time when diagnosing problems with various machines. Even Win7 does it on occasion if you haven't turned off all the background crap.

      But, yeah, there's always someone out there like you who loves to shout, "User error... as usual!"

      Reminds me of when Microsoft first broke WindowsUpdate on Win7, so it would sit there for hours at 100% CPU and never do anything. To fix it properly you needed to manually update the WindowsUpdate client, and Microsoft does not provide a handy link to it -- you have to search for the latest KB article yourself, which changes regularly. Check the Microsoft forums, and there were scores of people shouting, "User error!", because, "It works just fine for me!"

      Given how crap Windows has been for decades, I find it remarkable how many people pretend that Win10 is actually a good OS underneath. It's not.

    9. Re:Win 10 So Bloated Already by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If you haven't used Windows for a few weeks

      What a strange edge case. On the flip side it's quite well known that scheduled maintenance is mostly incremental and a complete re-index and rescan from defender is only forced when you don't use your computer for a long time. It is also only done when the computer is idle and the process suspends should you actually do something with it. Likewise fetching and background install of updates would be completely non-intrusive for a normal user.

      But, yeah, there's always someone out there like you who loves to shout, "User error... as usual!"

      Well this clearly was. A normal computer user doesn't not use their computer for weeks on end. If people shouting user error at you is "usual" then maybe you should look at what makes you so very different than people who don't have any problems with their machine.

      Reminds me of when Microsoft first broke WindowsUpdate on Win7, so it would sit there for hours at 100% CPU and never do anything.

      Normal use reminds you of a bug that was serious and warranted a fix from Microsoft? Yes, you're in the realm of user error.

      Given how crap Windows has been for decades, I find it remarkable how many people pretend that Win10 is actually a good OS underneath. It's not.

      It's incredibly how people make a determination of what's "underneath" and OS by some very superficial surface complaints. Again, given your knowledge of Windows it's not surprising you came to the conclusion. People often complain about things they don't understand.

    10. Re: Win 10 So Bloated Already by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      The driver is just a few 100k, but telemetry packages are kinda large by now.

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  7. Bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Microsoft have been promising to create useful error messages since DOS (the original didn't have a version number). It's not as if they haven't had enough time to figure out how to do it, which leads me to believe they they simply don't know how.

  8. The problem with the KBxxxxx links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is that more often than not, when you click on them, it takes you to a broken URL and redirects you to a generic Microsoft web page that asks how it can help you. The same outcome as clicking on the event log online help. Articles like this seem to praise MS for doing something new an innovative, where as they are really just fixing a feature they broke long ago

    1. Re:The problem with the KBxxxxx links by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      I still use Win7, and almost every time I click on something I get a broken URL. The reason why, of course, is that MS has deleted a huge amount of the Win7 documentation from their site, and all I get is ads for Windows10.

      Online documentation for anything, never mind KB articles, is a dumb idea in general.

    2. Re:The problem with the KBxxxxx links by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps the problem is the "xxxxx" part. If you use an actual knowledge base number, it might take you to something a little more meaningful!

  9. "Average user doesn't know" by aanand_ub · · Score: 2

    The linked image says, "Average user doesn't know".
    What a joke! It should have read, "No user could possibly know."

  10. What an incredible innovation by cyber-vandal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Giving users useful information rather than "0x80000005 an unknown error has occurred". I wonder how much more productive people in the Windows ecosystem would be if Microsoft could be bothered to write their error messages properly.

    1. Re:What an incredible innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Error: Unspecified error" is simultaneously the most quintessentially Microsoft and most common error I've had when working with Microsoft software.

    2. Re: What an incredible innovation by Camarillo+Brillo · · Score: 1

      At least the Amiga 1000 was snarky about it and presented one with a 'guru meditation' number in an unambiguous flashing red box when something totally unexpected happened.

    3. Re: What an incredible innovation by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Later Amigas were worse, as they would only display the software error message for a few seconds before continuing, so it was hard to write down the message. At least the A1000 showed the Guru permanently until you clicked the mouse button. There was always a command-line utility to retrieve the last error message, though.

      On that note, the only reason Guru was a thing was because AmigaOS was too immature and buggy to handle exceptions properly. Not having an MMU and memory protection certainly was a bummer, but the OS didn't even try to recover from errors. A soft reset was just standard practice. I was quite surprised to learn how bad both AmigaOS and MacOS were at handling errors once I recently started learning 68K assembly.

    4. Re: What an incredible innovation by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Quite often there is no help even when you search on the code.

  11. Why don't they go back to the 1990s? by Casandro · · Score: 1

    Back then virtually every error message (particularly with networking) said "Contact your Administrator". See, problem fixed.

  12. Re:hyperlinks? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Well, considering one of the first thing the install routine does is to phone home to find out whether your copy of Windows happens to have the blessing from the gods of Redmond, you could just use that network connection for something useful too...

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  13. How much more helpful? by hene · · Score: 1

    Change from "KBxxxxxxx" to "Please contact your system administrator."

  14. SOMETHING HAPPENED! by pi_rules · · Score: 1

    I think that was my favorite Win10 setup error. I got a nice big purple box that said "Something happened" up top and in the details section in all its glory:

    "Something happened."

    Nice.

    try { // stuff
    } catch (Exception e) { System.out.println("d'oh!"); }

  15. Updates next by kaoshin · · Score: 1
    If they can just provide more information about Windows updates instead of saying (sorry don't remember the exact words, so I'm paraphrasing here):

    Please wait an undetermined period of time for unspecified things to be done to our computer! If you are still staring at this screen in an hour, don't concern yourself with whether or not this process has failed, because you are only a user and should not concern yourself with what we may be installing and/or harvesting from you.

  16. Oh that's a hoot by Camarillo+Brillo · · Score: 1

    How long has Microsoft been writing software now? 35 years maybe. Its finally dawned on the company culture that perhaps error messages should help the user navigate ones poorly designed application! Brilliant! What will they think of next? Maybe regression testing with real data? User interface design ? It could be such a better user experience if MS would just make mice and keyboards.

  17. Does it have an OK button? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    Because if there is, people will click it, just to make it go away. They won't notice that you can go to a link for more information. They will just click the OK button and maybe try again. That's what OK buttons are for, after all!

  18. Unspecified error by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the KB article will be for "Unspecified Error" or "Unexpected Error."