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Apple's Newest Macs Seem To Have a Serious Audio Bug (thurrott.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Apple's new Mac products might have a serious audio glitch for professional users. The company's newest Mac products with its T2 security chip suffer from a software-related bug that leads to issues with audio performance. The issue seemingly affects devices with the T2 chip -- that includes the iMac Pro, Mac Mini 2018, MacBook Air 2018, and MacBook Pro 2018. Although Apple's T2 chip is designed to offer improved security, it's affecting users in the pro audio industry.

As CDM reports, there is a bug in macOS that leads to dropouts and glitches in audio whenever a Mac automatically updates its system clock through the system time daemon. Users have been reporting the issue across a bunch of different pro audio forums for months, and it seems like the issue has never been acknowledged by Cupertino. The issue here is pretty simple to understand, as explained by a DJ software developer on Reddit: whenever the system time daemon automatically updates the system time, it somehow sends a 'pause-audio-engine' message to the kernel, leading to dropouts and glitches in audio.

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  1. Re:How come by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Informative

    We get all the reports of Apple bugs here but never Dell bugs?

    Because Dell doesn't talk shit like "you're holding it wrong", and because Dell hasn't tried to build a reputation as making computers which are easier to use than everyone else's. Also, because Dell seems to have less gigantic fuckups than Apple, per unit shipped.

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  2. Re:How come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because Dell doesn't talk shit like "you're holding it wrong",

    No, they just build it wrong instead. Greatly preferable.

  3. The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by ctilsie242 · · Score: 2

    Because the T2 chip blocks access to the internal SSD when the security level is set to off, making it impractical to install Linux or another OS when Apple starts supporting that laptop, that is a deal killer for me

    Disclaimer: I could be wrong, but I've not found anything that states one can both turn security off, and install Linux on the internal SSD on a T2 equipped Mac. You can turn security off and use external flash drive media, but the internal drive is inaccessible. It would be nice if Apple allowed the SSD to work, and provided support for Microsoft compliant shims, so one could have Secure UEFI boot to RedHat, Ubuntu, or other operating systems and have some faith that the kernel hasn't been tampered with.

    Between this, and the other Mac issues (keyboard, audio), looks like my next MacBook Pro may be a Dell Latitude model, which in some ways is a better MBP than a MBP, if only because it supports USB-C, and USB-A without needing a dock or dongles.

    1. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by kb7oeb · · Score: 2

      My understanding is the problem is there is no linux driver for the apple SSD. https://bugzilla.kernel.org/sh...

    2. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      Simply having the storage soldered to the board is too much of a problem for me. M.2 drives don't take up that much space, and are a much better solution to soldering the storage directly to the board. Even if you plan to never use anything other than MacOS, having the storage soldered to the board is a completely ridiculous idea with no other reason than to prevent people from upgrading/fixing the machine by themselves in the future.

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    3. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      it's so apple can change $800 to upgrade from 128GB to 1TB vs $250 for 1TB m.2 card.

    4. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      My understanding is the problem is there is no linux driver for the apple SSD. https://bugzilla.kernel.org/sh...

      Why would you buy over priced apple hardware just to install linux on it? There are any number of ryzen, or even intel, based laptops for half the price with better or greater performance. An these laptops tend to be a lot more penguin friendly. No weird apple shit to deal with.

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    5. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by thereddaikon · · Score: 1

      That's the reason? After all of the years of abuse? The over priced fragile hardware? The proprietary protocols and connectors? The constant build quality issues? You decide the T2 chip is finally the one that breaks the camel's back. They have almost always had disdain for their customers. I can accept that at one point they may have made some of the best laptops but that was a long time ago and reliability and serviceability have never been great. How can you use free software but run it on hardware that's the opposite?

    6. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Between this, and the other Mac issues (keyboard, audio), looks like my next MacBook Pro may be a Dell Latitude model.

      So apart from the thermal throttling, the flat cable display problems, the keyboard with a lack of travel and dust rendering keys unusable, audio lag/glitches, T2 locking down the internal SSD and the low-res blurry webcam of the 2018 MacBook Air, everything is okay!

      Sent from my 2010 Mac mini, which I upgraded myself.

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    7. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      But, then how will they get you to buy an entirely new machine when all you want to do is increase or storage? Or get you to grossly over-spend on your initial purchase do you don't have to worry about it later?

      How dare you put your needs ahead of Apple's bottom line?

    8. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      Retina screens.

      Has nothing to do with anything. Retina is just a buzz word for good display. My samsung 28" UHD has just as good color contrast as any thing apple put out. My 3+ year old Asus android tablet has a beautiful display. I have had iphone owners look at the amoled display on my Galaxy S8 and tell me they wished their iPhone looked that good.

      Retina display is nothing more than market hype.

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    9. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, by that argument, why would argue allow Linux to boot by an UEFI shim?

      The point is it doesn't have to make sense to you. People own the computers, and if they want to install FreeDOS on it, they should be able to even if you think that's stupid.

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    10. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by hey! · · Score: 1

      Just to play devil's advocate here, it's not just about space. By soldering on the SSD and putting it behind as crypto chip, you complicate the job of, say, the police if they want to recover data from it.

      Suppose a flaw in the encryption existed that allowed you recover the key used by the encryption chip. Desoldering the SSD and putting it in a test rig won't stop the NSA, but it will sure slow down casual hackers.

      A lot of this architecture actually makes sense from a security standpoint. Biometric credentials stored in cleartext give me the heebie-jeebies. But as always the closed nature of this system makes other, less savory things possible, like locking out non-authorized repair shops.

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    11. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by gozar · · Score: 1

      The proprietary protocols and connectors?

      The only proprietary connector used on a Mac in the last 15 years is the Magsafe connector. Every other port was a standard: USB-A, Ethernet, Firewire 400, Firewire 800, mini-VGA, mini-DVI, mini-displayport, Thunderbolt, USB-C.

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    12. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      If you're going to replace what may be the number one thing that sets Apple apart (the OS), then why would you pay more for hardware that is well behind the competition and a laptop that is designed to be hard to service/upgrade?
       
      Sure, it doesn't have to make sense to me, but I struggle to see how it could make sense to anyone.

    13. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      My Lenovo P71 with a 4K screen has 254 dpi - better than the 220 dpi of those Macbook retina displays. And it has built-in Pantone color correction/calibration so it's always color-perfect.

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    14. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by thereddaikon · · Score: 1

      Considering the last time I bought a mac was around 15 years ago yes. They have had a lot over the years.

    15. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by hey! · · Score: 1

      What's the number one thing to you is not necessarily the number one thing for other people.

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    16. Re: The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      If carrying a 7 pound laptop is a chore for you, I suggest you immediately seek medical attention and start working on improving your general health...

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    17. Re:The T2 stuff is why I won't buy another Mac... by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      it's not my number one, because i don't really care. My statement was that the OS is the main thing that distinguishes a Mac from anything else. Buying a sub par computer and removing that part just seems odd.

  4. Re:How come by thevirtualcat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remember Dell's "It just works." and "Dell vs the rest of the PC industry" ad campaigns?

    Oh, wait. That was Apple.

    It's the same reason you don't generally see car companies doing ad campaigns around their competitor's recall mishaps. They all know "there but for the grace go I." Apple had to learn that lesson the hard way. A decade later and they're still living down that hubris.

  5. difference by supernova87a · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All systems have bugs. The difference with Apple is that generally, the bugs get fixed and the hardware gets supported. As much as you hate their prices and controlled environment, can you say the same of other hardware manufacturers?

    1. Re:difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, s/he said that from their straitjacket. If they weren't visibly smiling, it would be a *straight* face.

    2. Re:difference by jwhyche · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I had a dell laptop got tits up on me. Dell sent a technician to my office with a brand new laptop. He pulled the drive out of my old one, and put it in the new one.

      Meanwhile the apple in another department died. It had to be taken down to the "genus" bar where one of the "geniuses" wanted to charge him a "copy" fee to move his shit from the old one to the new one. The hard ware was covered but the data transfer wasn't.

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    3. Re:difference by Jahoda · · Score: 1

      All systems have bugs. The difference with Apple is that generally, the bugs get fixed and the hardware gets supported. As much as you hate their prices and controlled environment, can you say the same of other hardware manufacturers?

      Wow, interesting take. I'm trying to think about the last time the custom security chip and a time daemon update caused ASIO to stop working on my Windows boxes. Hmmmm. Can't seem to come up with it.

    4. Re:difference by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      Sounds like your business had a service agreement with Dell and didn't have one with Apple, so that's a bit of an apples-to-oranges comparison and on a wholly unrelated topic from the subject of whether bugs get fixed, which was what the OP was talking about.

    5. Re:difference by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      I bet to differ, I had a first gen macbook air, a 2500 dollar stinker never fixed.
      The system was overheating and crashing so apples fix was to simply toggle down the processor once it hits critical temp to a non usable state, this happened after 10 minutes pushing the system into an unusable crawl state.
      Then the hinges broke, this was fixed by a repair program after apple lost a class action suit (so no fix before they lost in court)
      Apple never admitted the heating problems, but silently made a bugfix revision half a year later and left the old customers standing in the rain without any upgrade option to the fixed version.

      My experience is Apple only gives in once they have been dragged to court and lost the case otherwise they try to weasel their wait out by sentences like "You are holding it wrong"

    6. Re:difference by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      Used to be the case moreso than it is now. I've happily paid more for "Just Works" several times over the years, but they don't seem to be selling that any longer.

      In retrospect, needing to buy a 3rd party app to print from my iPad to the laser printer my iMac is sharing on the network was the first sign of trouble.

    7. Re:difference by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      We did. I was the one that set up the service agreement with them. Apple didn't have such agreement or didn't want to make one with us. Which is probably why there are far more Dell in the work place than Apples. Which is pretty stupid for Apple.

      So I find that Dell equipment is just as reliable as Apple, if not more. There are more Dell failures in the field simply because there are 10 Dells for every Apple. Give or take. Dell more than makes up for these failures by having a fair superior service system than Apple. I've never seen a apple "genius" leave the bar but I have talked to a number of dell technicians on site.

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    8. Re:difference by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      I could go on a huge rant about all the problems I had with my previous Macs that Apple never acknowledged and never fixed. Audio not working at all, CD-ROMs disappearing after a system update, can't do a factory reset with the original install media, can't use any non-Apple display because the DVI-D port is not clocked to spec...

      But, nobody ever believes me 'cause I'm just a "hater". I don't bother anymore.

    9. Re:difference by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      can you say the same of other hardware manufacturers?

      Erm yes. Still have some very old and very working Dell laptops here. On the other hand you can't even install Linux on a fancy new Apple laptop, at least not on the internal drive.

  6. better options by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Pro audio users have been abandoning the Apple platforms for years. You'll still find some trust fund EDM kiddies who use it, but this is a sector I pay attention to and a lot of people who cut their pro audio teeth on Macs are now using Windows machines instead. Linux will eventually get there, but now it's mainly a platform that pro audio users run as an adjunct to a main Windows DAW.

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    1. Re:better options by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      I don't know, just about every DJs I have seen (in person and in pictures) have a MacBook proudly exposed on stage. Some use no computer at all, but I've yet to see a professional DJ with a Windows PC.
      They may be using Windows PCs behind the scenes but the Apple logo is still shown to millions of spectators.

    2. Re:better options by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      But it's not like you can't put an Apple logo sticker on any other brand of laptops.

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    3. Re:better options by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I don't know, just about every DJs I have seen (in person and in pictures) have a MacBook proudly exposed on stage.

      Yes, as I said, the EDM crowd still show off their MacBooks like gold chains on a rapper. But if you keep an eye out for the working DJs, you'll see Windows machines. And in the professional recording/production world, Windows machines have been taking over.

      It's a big change. I cut my teeth using Macs for music production. The advantages have been diminishing and Windows advantages have been increasing. I used to buy a new Mac Pro every other year for production, but that stopped five years ago and now the Mac version of my preferred DAW is markedly inferior to the Windows version.

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    4. Re:better options by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Isn't a big part of this, the fact that real time response basically doesn't exist on a modern PC OS?

      There is absolutely no difference in latency, or "real time response" between a Windows PC and Mac. You have to dump some unnecessary processes and background shit, but you have to do that with a Mac, too. You really don't want your OS telling you that there are 5 updates available in the middle of a set or recording session.

      There hasn't been a technical reason to use Mac over PC for pro audio for a long time. The last thing that was keeping me with Macs was the Logic DAW, which is useful for certain things that are clumsy in other DAWs, like Pro-Tools, etc., but now the other DAWs have caught up.

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  7. Are you sure about that? by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Informative

    Because the T2 chip blocks access to the internal SSD when the security level is set to off,

    I thought you could disable secure boot on the Mac, which should let you install any OS you like on the internal SSD...

    I fully admit I've not tried that though so it could be there's some other aspect to that I did not know about. But this article sure makes it look like that setting has the effect of letting you boot into Linux on a T2 Mac.

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    1. Re:Are you sure about that? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      The grandparent did appear to address that, saying that if you turn it off, you can't access the SSD drive. My Googling confirms that, though there's some debate as to whether it's because of the security system, or because Linux lacks the drivers for the internal SSD drive. The latter seems unlikely given Apple uses mostly off the shelf stuff these days, but who knows?

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    2. Re:Are you sure about that? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That article is correct, ... providing you have another SSD or an external drive. You need to disable secure boot to be able to boot from another drive or another OS, but in doing so the T2 chips locks down the internal SSD.

      At least that's the presumption. It could very well be that the drivers for the SSD are just missing since it's a proprietary controller and not an off the shelf NVMe drive, but what is known is that the SSD communicates via the T2 chip, and the T2 chip intentionally hides itself from the OS. So it makes perfect sense.

  8. Re:How come by lgw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Easy fix: remove the headphone jack. Users will stop complaining about audio quality; problem solved!

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  9. T2 the sequal by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    I'll be back!

    Come to think of it Apple is just the type of company to create something like Skynet.

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    1. Re:T2 the sequal by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      sequal
      English, Noun
      Misspelling of sequel

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    2. Re:T2 the sequal by sjames · · Score: 1

      Says the guy who misspelled his nick.

    3. Re:T2 the sequal by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Says the guy who doesn't know how to search for something on the web.
      https://knowyourmeme.com/memes...

      "Weird Al" Yankovic even used it in one of his videos:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  10. How many ways can you say the same thing? by trevc · · Score: 1

    Seems the summary is an attempt at finding how many different ways they could phrase the same information?

  11. 5 Platforms of Audo Recording Sadness by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    Windows has no true multichannel audio subsystem suitable for audio recording, so everyone uses ASIO, which is proprietary. Audio under windows could have better latency.
    Linux has a good audio subsystem, JACK, but it's not standardized, and the kernel has to be completely recompiled for low-latency.
    Macs have a good audio system, but they have no 5.1 ports on anything, and to read this article, they screwing things up.
    Android doesn't have much of an audio system, and it frequently pauses, and so far, only Audio Evolution has done much with USB recording interfaces.
    IOS can play with audio devices, but there's no removable media, and only a hint of the file access necessary for content creation.

    Sigh.

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    1. Re:5 Platforms of Audo Recording Sadness by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Which is why every audio professional I know uses Amiga and Atari ST computers.

      p.s.: I do not know any audio professional.

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    2. Re:5 Platforms of Audo Recording Sadness by e432776 · · Score: 1

      Great post, I'd give you a mod point if I had any right now. Information and experience showing that there are no perfect choices. More and more, I feel this is a general case in computing.

    3. Re:5 Platforms of Audo Recording Sadness by del_diablo · · Score: 1

      Almost a decade ago BFS(Brain Fuck Scheduler) entered the fray with some exciting results. The most noticeable difference was the increased gains in latency, but not performance. Phoronix even did some benchmarks where they missed the point(2011), and measured throughput as a performance gauge(missing the point).
      In current day you would ideally use MuQSS or BFS, to reduce latency. Or a realtime kernel from a distribution, which has the option. Liquorix also seem to be a preconfigured option.

    4. Re:5 Platforms of Audo Recording Sadness by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I owned an Amiga, but I always had to admit that the Atari ST was just made for audio.

      The STE you mean? The ST couldn't even play PCM audio, it only had FM synthesis. Amigas only had 22kHz audio, but they had it from the beginning (two channels, two voices each.) It's true that the ST had MIDI ports and the Amiga didn't, but a MIDI adapter for the Amiga consisted of an opto-isolator and a level shifter, because its serial port would do 31250bps specifically for that purpose. Consequently, it was not a high cost item, and a savvy user (much more common in those days) could bash one together on their own.

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  12. Dell vs Apple by sjbe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Because Dell doesn't talk shit like "you're holding it wrong"

    No instead they have Michael Dell saying shit about Apple like "I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders" which turned out to be remarkably arrogant and increasingly foolish since he said it.

    and because Dell hasn't tried to build a reputation as making computers which are easier to use than everyone else's.

    Because they couldn't. Dell doesn't make the software that runs their PCs so they don't control enough of the process to even try. Apple more or less succeeded in doing that exact thing. Several times in fact with various iterations of MacOS and iOS. There is a reason Windows mimicked the Mac and Android followed the iPhone. Like them or hate them you cannot deny that Apple does do a good job making comparatively well designed and easy to use interfaces to their products. There is a reason every other PC and smartphone maker follows Apple's lead at least some of the time.

    Also, because Dell seems to have less gigantic fuckups than Apple, per unit shipped.

    Not historically they haven't. Dell's hardware is fine in general but they've had plenty of problems over the years. Measurably more than Apple most years if you believe the PC reliability rankings over the years. I'm not bashing Dell here (in fact I'm typing this on one of their PCs which I purchased with my own money) but let's not pretend they are something special among big computer makers.

    1. Re:Dell vs Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      https://techcrunch.com/2011/10/18/michael-dell-on-the-infamous-apple-shut-it-down-quote-my-answer-was-largely-misconstrued/

      Dell said that he initially refused to answer the original question in 1997, and after being asked to answer twice he basically responded “What would I do? I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders,” because he couldn’t imagine himself being CEO of any other company.

      Dell went on, “The meaning of my answer was that I’m the CEO of Dell, I don’t think about being the CEO of any other company, I’m not a CEO for hire, so if you asked me what I’d do for any other company, it’s not really something I think about.”

      Dell then took a somber tone, “I have tremendous respect for Apple. Obviously Steve will be missed and was a friend.” He described meeting Apple co-founder Steve Jobs at a Houston Apple user group when he was 16 years old, where Dell was in attendance with his Apple II.

    2. Re:Dell vs Apple by AC-x · · Score: 1

      There is a reason Windows mimicked the Mac

      Are you talking about the original Mac? Because Xerox would like a word with you.

    3. Re:Dell vs Apple by aybiss · · Score: 1

      Windows and Mac both just wanted to be the Amiga. They thought that meant fancy graphics and stuff but forgot to make their shit just work 100% of the time.

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    4. Re:Dell vs Apple by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Windows and Mac both just wanted to be the Amiga. They thought that meant fancy graphics and stuff but forgot to make their shit just work 100% of the time.

      What? Go on, pull the other one. I've been an Amigan.

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    5. Re:Dell vs Apple by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Windows and Mac both just wanted to be the Amiga.

      As an ex-Amigan, you have no idea how much I wish that were true. Windows and Mac would have been so much better had they took the right lessons from that platform.

      Both platforms, unfortunately, predate the Amiga, and copied virtually nothing from it even after the Amiga was launched.

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  13. Re:How come by jwhyche · · Score: 2

    I have to agree. I've been using dell for personal and professional equipment for more than a decade. I've never had any problems with dell support. On the professional side, shit just works, and when it doesn't they send someone out to make it work. Personal, I've had to send back a laptop for service. It was "yes sir, we'll get this fixed for you" and that was it. It was fixed and back in my hands in a week.

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  14. Let's just kill off the last of the Professionals. by Jahoda · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time, there was only one platform that you used for Pro-Audio or video post production. Apple already moved the entire industry to Avid with their Final Cut Fiasco. Considering that so-called system stability was about the only remaining reason to use an Apple vs. a Windows machine for Audio production (not that I've had a "click" from an ASIO device since 2009), this seems like yet another boneheaded move from the company that appears to think that they'll be selling iPhones forever.

  15. Re:How come by ilsaloving · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The way things are going, it seems like their hubris hasn't changed, and is in fact preventing them from learning from their mistakes.

    I'm imagining the Simpsons Principal Skinner meme, but instead he says, "Am I out of touch? No, it's the customers who are wrong!"
    Actually, let's do that right now.

    https://i.imgflip.com/2u30ai.j...

  16. Real musicians play music by ElitistWhiner · · Score: 1

    Not computers

    They don't scale and def don't sound melodic, lyrical or real. Just try bells on a laptop then plug into FOH system. You'll understand dynamics in an instant.

    1. Re:Real musicians play music by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So you think the experience of creation is worth breaking people's eardrums and damaging electronics. That's very interesting.

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    2. Re:Real musicians play music by ElitistWhiner · · Score: 1

      I'm a musician who's always played ' live'. Computer don't scale my instrument of choice. Glitches in realtime performance and the cost to overcome, exceed the expense of simply buying an analog instrument.

      I don't do studio, but respect those who do. Its a different gig. I've witnessed programmers run circles around musicians with sounds, layers and compositions to the extent that they are humanly in-concert un-performable without computer. I've witnessed aging, retiring legends perform 'live' mimicking their instrument while looping a track. I've invested in software instruments only to have the vendor reach down into my machine to replace the tonal pitch map. Completely ended 8mo. project to loft a platform onto stage. You don't own the software, the instruments nor the rights to the music created in pitch, tone or timbre. Manufacturer's do.

      Its simply not my artistry.

  17. And again... by Trimaz · · Score: 1

    ...iToddlers will defend this.

  18. Exactly the opposite!!! by Ecuador · · Score: 1

    Eh, it is exactly the opposite of that. Apple is guaranteed to fix only high-profile bugs and will try to screw you out of support. I've been using Macs at work for a bit over a decade and the examples are too numerous to list, but I'll give some characteristic examples:
    - iPhone 4/4s had a thermal sensor in the wireless module that had a very high failure rate after the first year. The firmware that enabled it came as an update for the iPhone 4, people who never updated did not have an issue, but a good percentage of the rest of the iPhone 4/4s users ended up with "wifi grayed-out", which Apple would not fix out of warranty (they would tell you to reset network settings like it would help), that could be temporarily fixed by a thermal shock (putting the phone in the freezer and the oven). My development iPhone 4 developed the issue, and so did its 3 replacements (only 1 within warranty).
    - My bosses 6-month old mac mini was killing USB devices and the "genius" bar invalidated the warranty claiming they found "dust" inside (! - this was in a smoke-free cat-free office!). Boss was an apple fan and did not believe me when I said they can't do that, so took them on the 10% off a new mac mini offer...
    - Severe bug when moving windows on a secondary portrait monitor that survived 3 major OS X upgrades with ever-increasing report threads on Apple forums. In general, every one of the last major OS X releases since about Leopard feels a bit more buggy than the previous.

    Sure, overall it is a nice unix-based OS with a decent UI, but with the money they make I can't believe how little they care about their customers. Oh, wait, the money they make despite how they treat their customers, explains in itself why the go down this route...

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  19. Re: How come by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Like the average businessinsider article, that article is garbage.

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  20. MacOS by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    Shoot I was hoping why the bluetooth starts cutting out randomly and with loud pops after the laptop comes back from suspension.

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  21. Re:You are using it wrong. by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    Sure it does! Professional... who needs to look cool but really only needs a browser and email to do his/her job.

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  22. "security" by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Biometric credentials stored in cleartext give me the heebie-jeebies.

    It's biometric credentials stored in the refrigerator that should give you the heebie-jeebies.

    "So, I need the owner's finger to unlock this?" [gets out knife]

    "So, I need the owner's face to unlock this?" [gets out bigger knife]

    ...and then there's the old...

    "So, the owner has to be alive?" [gets out bottle of chloroform and a washcloth] and [hey Larry, you still have that pipe wrench?] and of course [that's a nice /noun/ you have there... be a shame if something happened to /pronoun/.]

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  23. Oh yeah, I remember the magsafe connector. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    The only good connector used on a Mac in the last 15 years is the Magsafe connector.

    FTFY

    But not to worry. They stopped using it.

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  24. Apple slipping by felixrising · · Score: 1

    Although not as irritating, I really see Tim Cook as Apple's Steve Ballmer... Business and supply chain focused, but actually crap at design and strategic direction and inspiring customers... Apple just needs to find it's Satya Nadella.

  25. T2 is evil by sad_ · · Score: 1

    please stop calling it a security chip.
    the only thing it secures is a bunch of benefits for Apple, not for the user.

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