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Is Bad Customer Service More Profitable Than Good? (hbr.org)

Two associate professors of marketing recently shared research in the Harvard Business Review about how customer service is structured at at tech, travel, and finance companies: [O]ur research suggests that some companies may actually find it profitable to create hassles for complaining customers, even if it were operationally costless not to.... We found that these companies screen complaining callers by using a hierarchical organizational structure. This structure, we argue, keeps a lid on the amount of redress customers are willing to seek. In other words, by forcing customers to jump through hoops, the organization helps curb its redress payouts.

As part of our research, described in a forthcoming article in the journal Marketing Science, we interviewed managers of call centers to understand how their customer service organization is structured, and the way it contains redress payouts. We found that most involve at least two levels of agents. The Level 1 agents take all incoming calls and hear each customer's complaint first. These agents are typically limited in the amount of redress they are authorized to offer to the caller...

So what about the idea that frustrating customers has consequences on customer retention and long term reputation? For example, some experts advise companies with upset customers to reach out to them directly to win them back. But, some companies have little regard for their reputation, especially those who control a large market share... companies with few competitors may find it worthwhile to alienate angry customers in order to save on redress costs.... This may help us understand why some of the most hated companies in America are so profitable and why customer service, unfortunately, remains so frustrating.

At one company "Any caller insisting on a refund was told to call the U.S. headquarters during normal business hours, generating additional tasks for any customer seeking more compensation...

"This design relies on the fact that some consumers are not willing to incur this hassle. When this happens, the company is off the hook for the additional payout."

181 comments

  1. A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just call your credit card company and issue a chargeback. One step, 15 minutes. They'll get the hint, I promise.

    1. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have equivalent luck just writing my complaint down, stuffing it in a bottle, tossing the bottle in the ocean, and putting my fist through a wall. You should try it! :)

    2. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that would cost you money. Not result in you getting your money back on the spot. Which is what a chargeback does for you.

      Remember, the credit card company is actually on your side, because you pay higher rates in interest to them (in the general case, ignoring super-thrifty, definitively non-average US spenders). YOU are the customer they want to sell a product to (usury). It's worth it to them to whip misbehaving merchants into line.

    3. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Doesn't work if there company provides a service you require and has no competition. They'll just refer you to collections.

    4. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by weilawei · · Score: 1

      It works just fine, thank you. Charter/Spectrum here has no competition, and they can't very well send me to collections for a router there's oodles of documentation proving they refused to send to me for an entire year.

      It works juuuust fine.

    5. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Hi this is your local bank. I am sorry but I have to ceny your loan unless you want to pay me $300,000 extra dollars for high interest rates on your deam house your wife wants.

      Your credit report shows you have been delinquent for years on your Charter account. How do I know you are going to pay me every month?

    6. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Except that I'd win that lawsuit in a heart beat. I can prove I was fraudulently charged, and the credit card company was happy to assist. Also, my credit union account was established when I was a baby. They're not about to give me a headache over a loan--I have literally been their customer my entire life. Further, Spectrum called me back and said they corrected it, and wouldn't be billing me for that anymore.

      Why would you encourage consumers to live in fear of corporations?

    7. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's not the way it works at all. The credit card company makes more on fees (and credit charges from other customers) from the merchant than they do from any individual customer.

      Twenty years ago I did a charge-back of around $800 of goods purchased by a credit card from IBM. I did over the phone. Last year I tried getting $50 charged back from Mastercard and I was told I'd need to fill out a form and maybe (maybe!) they would decide to give me my money back. I laughed and told them they can charge the merchant or eat it. I don't have a Mastercard anymore and I'm okay.

    8. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he credit card company makes more on fees (and credit charges from other customers) from the merchant than they do from any individual customer.

      Of course any individual customer makes them less than ALL OTHER CUSTOMERS PLUS MERCHANTS PUT TOGETHER. Jesus, you're fucking stupid. It's the same way insurance works. Not everyone needs to chargeback all the time. But CUSTOMERS pay higher rates than MERCHANTS. A merchant account might set you back a percent or two. A credit card will set you back at least 12%.

      Learn some basic math, kiddo.

    9. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, this is your potential customer. I can't deal with a bank too stupid to look at my credit history and see that everything has been perfectly fine for years except for a single account that has a current dispute on record.

    10. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you get their happy voice it will be a good result

    11. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Document your attempts to get the merchant to refund you; then call your credit card company. 100% success rate here.

      Most cc vendors will bend over backwards to refund you, they dont want you to switch, especially if you carry a balance.

    12. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mental midget about is a coward and the reason companies think they can run roughshod over so many people. He deserves to be treated the way he is, but trying to convince him that other people do not is never going to work.

      It takes work for people not to be spineless and that's effort not everyone can put in. Especially if they have never worked on it....

    13. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      You can challenge information you believe is false and have it removed from your credit report.

      When you challenge it, they have to be able to prove the debt to continue pressing it. If it is over a charge-back, the charge-back being successful makes that close to impossible for them; the best evidence everybody has, including them, is that you were in the right.

      If you clear the charge-back step, you already won. They have to win at that stage to have any hope, and their chances depend entirely on your CC company. If your CC company gives good service, this really works.

    14. Re:A Little Piece of Advice by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Works only if you pay your bills with a credit card. That's not the case in many cases.

      Even in Sweden where credit and cash cards are more common than cash you don't - you pay with a direct bank transaction.

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    15. Re:A Little Piece of Advice by ctilsie242 · · Score: 2

      Bad advice. A chargeback means your credit record gets hit big time, and you now have a debt collector calling you and your family at all times of the day.

    16. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by LostMyAccount · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with what you've said, but when it comes down to "I'd win that lawsuit" levels of effort it shows that they're winning anyway even if they lose in specific cases.

      99% of people aren't going to take on some lawsuit against a large corporation. They already budget for fighting off these lawsuits and are really good at it, and you and everyone else have already paid for the corner cases they lose because those costs are built into their existing cost model.

      I think some of the time business are reasonable about these things and do recognize the legitimate facts on the ground, but too many large corporations know they only have some risk if people are willing to take them to court and even then they make it climbing-Mt. Everest-complicated knowing that they can just stave off almost all challenges.

    17. Re:A Little Piece of Advice by BronsCon · · Score: 2

      It's almost as though you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about. You're thinking chargeoff, which is something entirely different. One is the result of you calling your credit card company and initiating the process of them pulling your money back out of the pocket of some company that is trying to rip you off; the other is the result of you not paying your bills.

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    18. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, I don't have to, because, statistically, the average American consumer pays a large corporation a significant fraction of their income (12% on a card or higher, because they need to make market rate and a bit for inflation). They carry a balance, so I don't need to in order to benefit from the credit card company--an enormous corporation--having a vested interest in not allowing disruptive merchants to drive away interest-paying customers.

      In my case, there was no lawsuit, and I only needed to call the credit card company. This seems far more typical than the lawsuit case.

    19. Re:A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, in the US, you often have less legal protection and recourse if you do that. Credit cards give you a measure of insurance.

    20. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by hey! · · Score: 2

      Actually, if you are a Masshole, the Commonwealth's Attorney General's office has a consumer affairs that is supposed to handle this kind of "We're too big to care what you think" vendor. When I was in high school I had a friend who had an internship there sending out ominous letters to vendors like that. Usually that resolved things, because the Attorney General's letterhead gets the letter forwarded to corporate legal, who are well-acquainted with the Mass AG office's scalp-hunting ways.

      The government stance in Massachusetts favors regulating businesses and protecting consumers over promoting business. You might as well take advantage of that, since your tax dollars are paying for it.

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    21. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you're stupider. GGP says it's easy to get charge-backs. GP says it isn't and points out the fact that an individual customer is of less value than the merchant and other customers combined so why would the credit company care. You jump in with a stupid comment that isn't relevant to the thread. Kiddo.

    22. Re:A Little Piece of Advice by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2

      In some cases, not even 15 minutes. Called my credit card to tell the delivery did not happen, in spite of the vendor saying it was delivered. Since the vendor was Amazon, they did not even ask if I tried to contact them -- they just credited me the money with no questions asked.

    23. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Collections only matters if they can prove you owe them. It's a slam dunk for stuff like utility bills and other contracted payments. But for a dispute where I claim fraud, it's a long process before you can get to collections. And I'm going to spend enough time on it to insure their company loses out net-net. Paying with VISA helps, as it adds to their burden of proof. Remember, they are trying to screw me. So I am actually right. Collections has no chance.

    24. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by supremebob · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the customer service departments at many large banks isn't much better than the customer service department at the cable company.

      When you outsource that type of work to the lowest bidder, you're probably not going to find a junior mortgage broker who's going to want to fight an automated application rejection from the credit check program. They'll just move onto the next five applications and try to make up the loss in volume.

    25. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      company provides a service you require and has no competition.

      Generally that means they have some agreement with the local government. Those agreements include service rates, response times, and quality metrics. What you should do is complain to the local government. Once the company goes over those metrics they become in breach of their service contract and they really don't want that to happen. Or you sue them for fraud.

    26. Re: A Little Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think charge backs must affect the rate they charge merchants or threatens to get cut off. Every time I've done this or even threatened to do this I got an immediate reaction from an otherwise unresponsive customer service.

      Last case was with newegg. They screwed up and sent a PC Case I ordered to a warehouse 3 states away from me and set it as a will call pick up. After a month and 4 customer service calls that assured me they were going to issue a refund, I threatened to charge back the entire order (an additional $800 above just the case) and that I would get around to returning the other items in about a month.

      Within an hour I saw the refund posted to my account.

  2. I service the truckers real good.. APK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I HOST their covks and balls and get aids, that is the definition of great service imo.

    APK

    1. Re:I service the truckers real good.. APK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fake APK.

  3. Anyone who has ever been a Comcast customer knows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. Yes it is.

  4. yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Short term bad behavior is profitable. Almost always.

    Long term not so much.

    It is like going to a restaurant and you get terrible service. You get up and walk out. They will be around for awhile. Eventually enough people will do that same thing. Where as the restaurant that gives good consistent service gets repeat customers and stays in business longer.

    1. Re: yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But if your pool of potential customers is big enough and there is few competition, it's possible that not getting repeat customers isn't a business killer.

      Also most customers never need customer support anyways.

    2. Re:yes and no by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      It is like going to a restaurant and you get terrible service. You get up and walk out. They will be around for awhile. Eventually enough people will do that same thing. Where as the restaurant that gives good consistent service gets repeat customers and stays in business longer.

      Not all restaurants rely on repeat business. For instance, restaurants that rely on tourists. In San Francisco, the worst restaurants are at Fisherman's Wharf, and along Grant Street in Chinatown. If you go down the side streets to where the locals eat, you will have a much better experience.

    3. Re: yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Payback's a BITCH

    4. Re:yes and no by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I used to go to a bar that and restuarant that got bought out by Joes Crab shack chain of restaurants. Food sucks and cost accountants now determine the food but hte prices remained high. The good rare European beers are dissapearing because folks from the marketing department said they should serve miller light and coors shit because that is what else the majority of people buy. ... but kept the same high prices where I can buy at the store or another local bar for half price.

      Guess what? I only go there a few times a year now instead of once a week.

      People traveling may choose McDonalds but what they get is familiarity on the go. That is it. Not because they are afraid of new places or just don't want to deal with a fancy restaurant.

    5. Re:yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People traveling may choose McDonalds" - Ugh. Those aren't "people" ; Those are morons.

    6. Re:yes and no by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Guess what? I only go there a few times a year now instead of once a week.

      Sure, they lose a few potential repeat customers. But most of their customers are not coming back regardless of the quality. So it is better to hire an unskilled chef, understaff the waitstaff, and serve low quality food that can be precooked and warmed in the microwave. The only fixed expense is rent, but you can save on that by skimping on seating and the leave the windows open to catch the breeze off the bay. Customers don't linger when they are freezing, so you can turn around your tables every 30 minutes.

      So you cut costs by 30% and lose the 10% of your potential customers who are locals. That is a clear win.

    7. Re:yes and no by RandomFactor · · Score: 1

      It doesn't work so well on something you want people to keep buying and upgrading from you.

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    8. Re: yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not getting a repeat customer means *not getting more money*. Businesses don't run on "not a business killer", the run on inflow.

    9. Re:yes and no by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I used to go to a bar that and restuarant that got bought out by Joes Crab shack chain of restaurants. Food sucks and cost accountants now determine the food but hte prices remained high. The good rare European beers are dissapearing because folks from the marketing department said they should serve miller light and coors shit because that is what else the majority of people buy. ... but kept the same high prices where I can buy at the store or another local bar for half price.

      Guess what? I only go there a few times a year now instead of once a week.

      And when they declare bankruptcy, they'll blame it on millenials.

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    10. Re:yes and no by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Why go there at all?

      I have already figured out that if you want something good - then you usually find that in the small places that are "off the main path", because that's the only way they can stay alive - offer something good. There are shortcomings though - you could get a great piece of food but the selection of beverage may be limited to only a few decent ones.

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    11. Re:yes and no by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I've certainly stopped using two companies because customer service was absolutely appalling. Rather a shame really since one of them used to have pretty good telephone support.

      I don't know how many I'm sticking with because I never had cause to complain though.

    12. Re:yes and no by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      People traveling may choose McDonalds but what they get is familiarity on the go.

      It's also fast and inexpensive.

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    13. Re:yes and no by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Going to a one-off restaurant that's overpriced and not good would be a worse decision than McDonald's. If I don't have time to research in advance, I probably wouldn't take the gamble either - and I like good food.

  5. Dueling opinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad customer service saves money because you don't care what happens after the customer exchanges their hard-earned money for your product or service (to the extent this is legally permissible).

    Good customer service earns money because that customer is more likely to return to your company for future business, and recommend your business to others.

  6. Good advice by DogDude · · Score: 1

    They may not get the hint, but at least you won't have to pay for whatever good/service that's messed up. I do it regularly, and the big companies have never bothered to dispute any of the chargebacks. I don't remember ever having to do this with a small company.

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    1. Re: Good advice by dougdonovan · · Score: 0

      call centers nationwide are owned by people from india. they hire people from india so you have to call back and hopefully get someone that speaks english. of course bad customer service is a $ maker.

    2. Re: Good advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Indian call centers are usually pretty good. My ISP call center was in South Africa and it was terrible.

  7. "fit for purpose" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the company is off the hook ...

    This is why other countries vigorously enforce "fit for purpose" laws and have an ombudsman (government inspector) to examine the practices of monopolistic industries.

    1. Re:"fit for purpose" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other country's like Venezuela? You can't complain about anythink there because theres nothing to by because idiots like you won't allow busines's to make a profit
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    2. Re: "fit for purpose" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got eeeeem.

  8. Take a look around your house by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    you'll probably find that just 7 companies made 80% of the stuff you own. We gave up on enforcing antitrust laws and let companies merge whenever they wanted.

    You can no longer "vote with your dollars". At this point the only thing holding them back is a (very mild) threat of government regulation. Even that is viewed as just another minor expense buying off politicians.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, we can change this whenever we want. But it involves some trade offs. People have to become more politically active and their politics have to be more focused on economics.

    Also, people have to band together and agree that _nobody_ gets screwed over. One of the chief problems we have is that folks want gov't regulations to protect them and their interests but lose interest (or become actively hostile) to anything that might impose the slightest cost on themselves.

    This is encapsulated the the phrase "I got mine, fuck you". That shit needs to stop.

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    1. Re:Take a look around your house by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree. There's no longer a practical way to "vote with your dollars". The only way to exact any change is to vote with more extreme measures. I've been seeing more stories about how tech leaders like Mark Zuckerberg are putting more money into personal security, al la "escape hatches". Perhaps there's a connection?

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    2. Re:Take a look around your house by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The greatest enemy for the democracy is not some foreign country, it is the apathy of the voting population.

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    3. Re:Take a look around your house by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      While I don't disagree with your statement of big companies you maybe surprised that over 75% of people employed are small to medium sized companies. Also even the big companies may not be Amazon, Walmart, Microsoft, or Nvidia. Walmart actually is begning to get it's ass kicked in by Amazon because of customer service and convenience. My local Walmart is so short staffed and slim on employees to cut costs that it takes 1t to 20 minutes to check out! Fun when you are holding freezing ice cream in your hands all because they want to pinch pennies.

      But it seems people do tolerate low quality shit and service if it is cheaper from what I gather. Most cheap companies use overseas crap anyway but I do not tolerate it if I can afford it or pay a premium and get a shit product which cost accounts LOVE doing, but costs people like me as customers in the long run.

    4. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah I have stuff from well over 100 companies that are not merged as you described.

      So - your argument on anti trust falls flat. And it is false to say anti trust laws are not enforced because it is easily verified. You presented no proof of anything, just some impassioned pleading for political activism. Which makes me doubt your true intent and also considering that you consistently lie on this forum over and over.

      In short, fuck off.

    5. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Until recently, I despaired at the idea of voting with my dollars. But, the reality is, by choosing to use local or alternative online marketplaces, I can give my money to businesses and individuals who act like they give a hoot about me. I also started trying to actively donate to people, Patreon-style, because that's the world I'd like to live in--where a patronage model is sustainable.

        I work for my money, and if I want to donate it to encourage someone else to do things that I enjoy or benefit me, that's my prerogative. I've pirated plenty and rode the free bus long enough, but now that I'm older, I feel more inclined to give back directly to the people who provide the things I want to trade for.

      You vote with your dollars by having a plan, not by bemoaning the existing monopolies. Put your money where your mouth is, that's what I say.

    6. Re:Take a look around your house by oldgraybeard · · Score: 1

      And most of the items are stamped made in China on the bottom!

      Just my 2 cents ;)

    7. Re: Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This. Even when there are competitors, when the market comes to the same conclusion (orchestrated collusion or independently arrived it), you're screwed. ISPs are the obvious one but almost all customer service now is garbage and consumers accept it.

      That whole pre.ise that the market is an Oracle and consumers make good decisions flaws the entire system and you're beginning to see more and more of the results.

    8. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without standards of law enforcement, democracy is meaningless.

    9. Re:Take a look around your house by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      I gotta agree on the Wally World, i used to shop at our Supercenter all the time simply as I didn't want to wait on shipping but they are now so damn short staffed (and the stupid self check out NEVER works and they only have one poor soul working the entire self checkout to deal with the BS) that now I just use the daughter in laws Amazon Prime unless its something I have to have that day and use a local grocery chain where there is always at least 4 check out girls manning the registers.

      So it really doesn't take much to get customers to say "fuck this shit I'm out" and open opportunities for other companies, especially if your service goes down the toilet and there are other options available.

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    10. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD UP.

    11. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #bernie-rsilvergun-2020

    12. Re:Take a look around your house by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      you'll probably find that just 7 companies made 80% of the stuff you own. We gave up on enforcing antitrust laws and let companies merge whenever they wanted.

      Then why do you keep buying from them? I've got products from scores of different companies and there are several companies I won't buy products from because of their past actions and poor customer support. If you're too weak willed or careless to take that effort, then frankly you deserve what you get.

      I'll thank you very much to keep your damned politics away from me. It's the well meaning assholes that always screw it up for everyone else. You think you can build some utopia, but really you just end creating hell.

    13. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm currently donating to Warren, because Bernie's got the donations on lock. Either one will do. And, I don't agree with all their policies either, but I do agree with the parts about reforming our massively corrupted system. I'll take that as a start.

      Compromise is healthy.

    14. Re:Take a look around your house by nnull · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It doesn't help when government enforcers are spineless. My neighbors facility has accidents all the time. Slipping, cutoff fingers, broken bones, you name it. Yet, every time OSHA visits his place, they do nothing. Guy is still operating, accidents still happening. It's so bad, that my area has had 8 new Emergency Clinics built up (You don't just build up ER Clinics at the kindness of your heart). Meanwhile, every time OSHA visits my place, with zero accidents, clean floors, abiding to every standard possible, they always find something stupid (Like the yellow line on my floor is slightly fading away) and threaten me with 30 days or I get shut down. You can easily find facilities like I'm talking about on OSHA's own website, even some with daily accidents.

      I'm sure if I threatened these OSHA and labor board inspectors with litigation and lawyers, they would stop visiting my place. But I'm not like that, so I'm an easy target for them to prove they're doing work. But they fear the facilities that are a problem because they're afraid of sitting in court for weeks at a time. Either grow a pair or put an end to OSHA, because you're not solving the problem, you're creating more problems.

      So as such, what does this have to do with your topic with anti-trust? Same thing. The guys are afraid of lawyers and spending time in court. So enforcement is non-existent for dishonest people.

    15. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the replies here are precious. "How can I be supporting Nestle, I don't even eat candy bars."

      "Well this is definitely an IKEA couch" he said, oblivious to their suppliers for materials, pigments, parts, even labor (ie staffing agency)

    16. Re:Take a look around your house by psycho12345 · · Score: 1

      Many people don't realize that dozens of different brands and things they buy are all under the same corporate structure. Johnson and Johnson and 3M make a TON of different things, but you have to look to realize it is one of them making it, and not an actually different company. Food is another one. You buy Taco Bell, or Pizza Hut, or KFC? Congrats, you are actually paying the same company, Yum! Kroger is another with their hands in many many places. Or let us examine tech, how many people willingly participate in Google or Facebook ads? Turns out, not a ton, but they are everywhere so "boycotting" them turns out to be trickier then just not visiting Google.com or Facebook.com

    17. Re:Take a look around your house by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Who said that phrase "I got mine, fuck you"? Can you provide a citation? Or is it something you made up and attributed to others?

      One of today's biggest problems is making shit up, handing it to people you regard as the enemy, and telling them they hold this position they don't have. You then hate them for what you made up. It's called psychological projection and is rampant on the left today. A journalist just said that the Captain Marvel reviews are proof positive that we hate cinema.

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    18. Re: Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry for your lost, but Pocahontas ain't going to make the nomination. Besides, it lied on its application forms to get ahead, it will lie to it's voters as well.

      Democracy is dead, just like Mr. Marx predicted.

    19. Re: Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ikea, Nestle and the like are so vertically integrated, that their competition is using their supply chain subsidiaries.

    20. Re: Take a look around your house by DatbeDank · · Score: 1

      Are you making reference to these companies?
      https://amp.businessinsider.co...

      Because if you are, then your pantry must be filled with overly processed GMO'd crap.

      There are hundreds of thousands of brands out there not owned by the companies listed in then pic.

      Whether you chose to seek them out is another question. If you live in Europe, ironically your beloved small corner store brands are definitely owned by the same companies.

      If you're in America, at least Walmart gives these small brands the opportunity to get shelf space against those companies you're deriding. Amazon? Forget about it, you're going up against huge AMS and AMG campaigns.

      Want to help small companies? Go to big stores and buy them. It's that easy.

    21. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you just said I'm 100% for. And it bears repeating THAT IS SOCIALISM. Yep, it will have a cost for the richest and those above the median. That's part of it and has to be acknowledged up front. This is a socialist endeavor.

      Carry on.

    22. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Support local monopolies as well as the national ones!

    23. Re:Take a look around your house by students · · Score: 1

      tech leaders like Mark Zuckerberg are putting more money into personal security

      They have so much money the personal security budget is insignificant to them. Of course they are putting more money into it. From their point of view, it is a tiny cost and a major risk reduction.

    24. Re: Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh

    25. Re:Take a look around your house by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      you'll probably find that just 7 companies made 80% of the stuff you own

      Which seven companies? (Looking around, it's definitely not true for me, but I'm in a weird situation).

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    26. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had it wrong, correct is 20% of companies make 80% of the stuff you own. This means that 20% + 1/4*20% = 25% of companies make 100% of stuff you own or in other words, time to boot 75% of the workers on their lazy ass on the street.

      MBA genius signing off.

    27. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take exception to this comment. How this got modded up is proof that people don't know how to use a dictionary and don't understand legal definitions. The United States of America is essentially a corporation--legally. In addition, the USA is a Constitutional Republic, not a democracy. Big differences to be sure. Unfortunately, as of late, the USA functions as a fascist oligopoly of sorts. Oh well, glad I never wanted kids. The truth is, the world is going to hell in a hand basket and thinking your vote or your customer complaints is going to change anything is far fetched.

    28. Re:Take a look around your house by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Math doesn't work like that. The other 20% could be made by any number of companies.

    29. Re:Take a look around your house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://duckduckgo.com/?q=I+got+mine%2C+fuck+you

      captcha: unneeded

  9. Facebook & Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People love to be abused.

  10. Not as expensive as losing customers by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Call me old fashioned but I remember when we had to support IE 6 and write ancient code and screw 70% of people with modern browsers all to protect 10% of customers. Why? Would you tell 1 in 10 customers to fuck themselves? Of course not!

    Same principle I apply when I used to consult or treat coworkers. If they do not like doing business with me then I should be fired. Plain and simple as work is a privilege. Customers are a privilege too not a right or a cost. Don't take care they will leave and go to a competitor who will.

    1. Re:Not as expensive as losing customers by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Customers are a privilege too not a right or a cost.

      Well...yes and no.

      I've fired more than a few customers who were, for one reason or another, too much trouble to work with. I never missed their business and wouldn't take them back even if they offered to pay double.

      The fact is that the customer isn't always right.

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    2. Re:Not as expensive as losing customers by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      In the end you maybe worth enough to get a new customer tomorrow. You may not also if you have bills to pay. Also saying no to a few customers all the time will keep cutting them until you have none left if you aren't careful which is what poor customer service will do. It is a risky proposition that any large organization can't afford to take.

      I ended up sucking it up and getting a regular job for that reason for stability. But I know if my ticket que gets too high or I make the wrong person mad I can get in alot of trouble. Sucking up is life and I am sure when you first started out you couldn't afford to say no for the first 5 years of experience? Right.

    3. Re:Not as expensive as losing customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wasting your time on bad customers drives away good customers. I am not going to wait 20 minutes while you deal with some entitled asshole before you deal with me. I am in the service industry and I will not deal with companies that waste their time trying to make happy those customers who are always whining in hopes of getting more stuff for free. If you want to waste time on the 5% of customers who will take up 95% of your time, if allowed, feel free. I just want a cashier who can ring me through.

    4. Re:Not as expensive as losing customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing is that with most of these people, their friends know what an asshole they are to deal with, so ignore their opinions about businesses. And their friends who agree with them .... do you really want that kinda of customer ? Do you really want to be known as the business that anyone who is abrasive enough can take advantage of ?

    5. Re: Not as expensive as losing customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you obviously have enough time to waste here, so it is a lot more likely that your customers fired you.

      Or that you never had any.

      But go on.

    6. Re:Not as expensive as losing customers by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Ages ago I set up some call center software for a telco, and I got to have a peek around their operation. They had a separate little call center for so called “sour clients”: people giving the company too much crap or repeatedly being abusive to the staff got flagged and routed to this department. The reps there only had to loosely follow the scripts and were allowed to give the customers a little lip too. It didn’t seem to hurt their business any, worked great to get rid of troublesome customers without having to compromise first rate service to customers who deserve it. And it helped with retention of staff too: call center staff didn’t tend to stick around for long as a rule, but rotating then through the sour client department helped them cope. Nothing but upsides to that model, which they still use AFAIK.

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    7. Re:Not as expensive as losing customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fellow employees are not customers. They are colleagues. If you treat them as customers, that puts you in a subservient position you shouldn't be in.

    8. Re:Not as expensive as losing customers by apoc.famine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wasting your time on bad customers drives away good customers. I am not going to wait 20 minutes while you deal with some entitled asshole before you deal with me. I am in the service industry and I will not deal with companies that waste their time trying to make happy those customers who are always whining in hopes of getting more stuff for free. If you want to waste time on the 5% of customers who will take up 95% of your time, if allowed, feel free. I just want a cashier who can ring me through.

      Wish you hadn't posted AC so this was more visible.

      Neglecting good customers to deal with bad ones is bad customer service. Letting a shitty customer make your good ones feel uncomfortable or irritated is bad customer service. Asking your good customers to oblige a bad one is bad customer service.

      Some people are just toxic, and will poison everything they touch. Good customer service is understanding that and not letting them touch your business.

      A pub I frequent occasionally has a homeless guy come in and have a few drinks. He smells a little, but is quiet and his money is as good as anyone else's. Dude never gets asked to leave until he starts falling asleep on the bar. But the bachelorette party pre-gaming their night out? After they cleared half the bar with their yelling and screeching, they got asked to leave. Sure, they were going to spend a lot more money than that homeless guy, but it wasn't going to make up for the people who couldn't stand being in the same room as them. It also wouldn't be worth losing potential customers coming in for the first time and getting the impression that it's always a deafening madhouse and deciding not to come back.

      Firing customers occasionally often is the best business decision to make.

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    9. Re:Not as expensive as losing customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Would you tell 1 in 10 customers to fuck themselves? Of course not!"

      You just lost the right to complain about anything - suck it up, you helped to make the situation worse.

      "Same principle I apply when I used to consult or treat coworkers. If they do not like doing business with me then I should be fired. "

      Asslicker without a spine detected, the stench of shit is filling the room. Someone please open the window! Good job supporting and enabling toxic assholes.
      Also don't buy stuff from this guy! He will sell you shit and praise it as highest quality cause he needs to 'please the customer'. No standards whatsoever.

    10. Re:Not as expensive as losing customers by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Customers are a privilege too not a right or a cost.

      Well...yes and no.

      I've fired more than a few customers who were, for one reason or another, too much trouble to work with. I never missed their business and wouldn't take them back even if they offered to pay double.

      The fact is that the customer isn't always right.

      This.

      I live in the UK (originally Australian) and over here we don't enforce customer service, it's reciprocal. This means if you want good customer service, you be a good customer (and vice versa, if you are a bad customer, you'll get bad customer service). We don't treat service staff as menial labour beneath our notice, someone who brings you a meal or takes your order is a person and should be treated the same as any other person. Because we don't have a tipping culture, this means our service staff are not obliged to give you false service, instead we rely on the fact that most people have some pride in themselves but this also means that they don't have to suffer arseholes gladly... so if you're an arsehole expect to be treated like one.

      The customer isn't always right, more often than not the customer is a whiny little bitch... If you're offended by this chances are you are that kind of person.

      A lot of people think it's a good thing to bring back national service... I say we should make everyone work in retail for a year, that way you find out just how stupid and self centred the general public are. Within a generation we could have that fixed.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  11. Convenience, too by DogDude · · Score: 1

    I think that part of what you're describing comes down to people's inherent laziness, and their love of all things convenient. People have to be willing to do some things that are not as convenient as other things (ie: go to a store, and not buy from Amazon). I'm not sure that Americans will ever do this.

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  12. Does not feel new... by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

    In my country (Portugal), most people own a smartphone plan with pretty much "unlimited" minutes (from 500 to the thousands). These minutes include calls to most numbers, including other phones and landlines.

    You would figure company support numbers would be landlines, right? And indeed they are based on a landline, but practically every single support number in Portugal sits behind paywall so-called Blue (808-prefixed) and Unique (707) numbers in order to keep customers looking for support in check. No only support, to be honest - every single company that previously did business through phones but transitioning to web-based measures, such as banks, mail/package services or even food delivery are pretty much using this tactic.

    And of course, there are the smart-ass tech companies, such as Dell or our 3 ISPs. Dell has a great shenanigan, and I believe this one is international - they ask you to input the Express Code of your product for faster service, when in reality this will almost always put you last in line. If you ever had complications calling Dell support, next time try not putting in anything, even after they offer to "explain" where the product is, and you will be picked up almost immediately after. Local ISPs on the other hand have a nice tactic - they don't even offer phone support anymore (THE IRONY!), force you through a ticketing system where your sent messages are NOT kept for review, and they will always reply BY PHONE!!! What a great way to prevent contract liability. I had to set up a reminder every 6 months to ask my (whatever current) ISP when my current contract ends, because ending contracts early here is a thousands of Euro affair and we only ever have negotiating power when not under a contract.

    1. Re: Does not feel new... by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Dell retired their express codes several years ago. Well at least for enterprise level stuff, no idea about their consumer equipment.

  13. STOP BLATHERING BILL. Have some integrity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In San Francisco, the worst restaurants are at Fisherman's Wharf, and along Grant Street in Chinatown." - Bill, you again have zero idea what you're blathering about, lol. Go on for 12 instances of "blood plasma is sterile" next, eh?

    You know nothing about these topics, why invent bullshit to fill the gap in your day? Go do something productive, educate yourself with actual information.

    The worst restaurants in SF are mostly in the T-loin, the south-central-eastern border areas, a few in Chinatown, a few in the Sunset, and all but 2-3 in the Fisherman's Wharf area are actually quite good, if overpriced.
    Chinatown in particular has seen an explosion of fine dining options in the last decade, as have the "tourist areas" around Union Square. The only "bad" restaurants are the cheapo greasy spoons that don't care, or chains.

    Your rant is wrong, but I don't expect you to admit your assertions don't match reality. After all, you claimed blood plasma was stable like 12-25 times in a row even after being corrected, with links.

    Stop blathering bullshit, find some integrity before you die.

    1. Re: STOP BLATHERING BILL. Have some integrity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "all but 2-3 in the Fisherman's Wharf area are actually quite good, if overpriced"

      Huh? HUH? Every restaurant at Eisherman's Wharf is an overpriced tourist trap selling low quality garbage food. The Tenderloin has many high quality boutique restaurants. (And if you don't finish your meal, you can give the leftovers to the crackheads waiting outside.)

      Maybe you shouldn't comment about the dining options on the other side of your bridge/tunnel. Stick to reviewing what you know: chain restaurants in Concord.

  14. Model for insurance companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is (part of) the model that insurance companies use. _Especially_ healthcare.

  15. Ask PC and Laptop makers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They design computers nowadays to scratch their own itch, not their customers' needs.

    Hence loss of replaceable components, headphone jacks, and the like.

  16. And it took the professors how many decades to ... by Skapare · · Score: 1

    And it took the professors how many decades to figure th

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  17. pretense of caring about customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This may help us understand why some of the most hated companies in America are so profitable and why customer service, unfortunately, remains so frustrating."

    I spent a few years working at Comcast. I know...I know...

    We were routinely hounded about being more customer centric, improving customer experience, etc.

    But at the end of the day, all they seemed to really care about were "did you prevent a truck roll". There was much lip service paid to improving customer experience, but what people were measured by were truck rolls and revenue.

  18. Same thing with mail in rebates by risc8088 · · Score: 1

    Companies set up hoops for their customers to jump through knowing many won't put in the effort. Calculated effort. Many examples are possible. I bet companies mail out hardware they know is defective in some way knowing that a certain percentage won't take the time to ship it back. When I was ordering a new laptop a few months ago I had to ship 2 of them back because of bad pixels.

    1. Re:Same thing with mail in rebates by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Shit, Commodore was famous for this.

    2. Re: Same thing with mail in rebates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! Cheap plastic notebooks! What a surprise! Does customer service give a shit? Hell no. Suck it up. You are their everlasting bitch

  19. Yes, profitable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It also help when you essentially have a monopoly so people have no choice but to deal with your bullsh*t and lack of good customer service.

  20. Only a completely ignorant fool would think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what the author of the original post thinks. Have they never had a customer service job? If they want to know they should get a job in the customer service department of one of these companies.

  21. best buy did this with the hard upsells on stuff by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    best buy did this with the hard upsells on stuff

  22. I guess it's too late for their study by bobstreo · · Score: 2

    but No Customer Service is a subset of Bad Customer Service.

    It also is immensely profitable.

    Why bother outsourcing your calls to a third world country (or US state where English isn't even a second language) when you can create "customer" interfaces that are designed to make it impossible to actually access?

    Sometimes it's better to cut your losses, toss the offending hardware or software and do some reviews before you re-purchase.

    Google for anything but heavily overpaid corporate support is a good example of this. Have you ever found a problem with a Google Service and tried to report or have it fixed?

    There are other companies that are basically stealing anything you pay them for customer support.

    They can't do anything about your problems, except bump them to "valued third party" support companies, who charge you even more.

    1. Re:I guess it's too late for their study by SNRatio · · Score: 1

      Google for anything but heavily overpaid corporate support is a good example of this. Have you ever found a problem with a Google Service and tried to report or have it fixed?

      Are you talking about the services Google gives you for free (search) or services you pay them for (adwords)?

    2. Re:I guess it's too late for their study by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 2

      Are you talking about the services Google gives you for free.

      Free in a monetary sense of the word only - you pay heavily with your data.

      Now - try to get some support for your data handling - it's not easy (practically impossible). Google manages to weasel out of providing a contact point for data protection/GDPR enquiries and fobs you off with boilerplate text that doesn't address the issues raised or questions asked.

      I guess they can get away with screwing over the 'little guy' but sooner or later a government official/plutocrat/oligarch/mafia boss will be affected and then we can all sit back and watch.

      On the main topic - isn't it strange that big companies can find resources galore to avoid/evade taxes, yet are overstretched when it comes to sorting out customers' issues? There is a strong correlation [not necessarily a causation] between self serving behaviour towards customers and to paying for services their host nations provide and which they gladly consume.

      In my experience, all of the companies I'm boycotting because of appalling customer service are also well known tax dodgers; conversely the companies where I've experienced excellent service are also known for their support for local communities etc.

      Just an observation...

  23. Bill knows nothing about the restaurant business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or how high SF retail restaurant rents are, apparently. Bill, you blather the dumbest shit sometimes. No, blood plasma is not sterile. Well maybe yours is, you artificially stubborn and stupid fantacist-asserter.

  24. It's not an either/or proposition by Solandri · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's a continuous scale, from truly awful customer service, to bad customer service, to neutral customer service, to good customer service, to stellar customer service.

    Profit = (sales) * (profit margin)

    so is a function of two variables.
    • If your customer service drops too low, customers stop buying from you. The drop in sales leads to a decrease in profits.
    • If your customer service becomes too good, the cost to address customer complaints eats into your profit margin, or even turns it negative (you lose money per sale on average). And your overall profit decreases.

    At some point along that scale, profit is maximized The company is happy because it's making lots of profit. The customers are happy because they're getting stuff for cheaper because the company isn't wasting money on excessive customer service.

    If you're a naive businessman who thinks you should make sure 100% of your customers are satisfied*, then yes having worse customer service will increase your profits Likewise, if you're a naive businessman who thinks cutting customer service expenses will always increase profit, then no, at some point having worse customer service results in decreased profits. Pretty much everyone who has run a business understands this. These professors would too if they'd spent some time running a business instead of only theorizing about them.

    * (The phrase, "the customer is always right," doesn't mean you should give the customer whatever they demand. It means you're better off selling the customer what they want, rather than what you think they should get. In other words, what the customer thinks they want is always right. The phrase has unfortunately been appropriated by abusive customers trying to justify their excessive demands for service from businesses.)

    1. Re:It's not an either/or proposition by Kjella · · Score: 2

      You're arguing as if consumers were one homogeneous mass. Truth is that your optimal support curve is probably a peak, the totally helpless/obnoxious customers are gobbling up support costs and the expert/specialist users are running into narrow corner cases that don't justify fixing. What you want is to make the bulk of your customers happy most the time with moderate effort. The rest? Some say please them, some say appease them, some say get rid of them. Sometimes you have not so great customers that other customers look up to, those you might have to please. Other very vocal complainers maybe you have to appease so they don't create bad PR. But if they're a vegan at a steakhouse they won't ever be pleased, you can either try to make water not wet or have one token vegan dish and blow them off. And sometimes it's even worse, like if you got a really annoying cinema goer scaring other customers away. Doesn't matter if he paid for his seat, that's a customer you want to get rid off.

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    2. Re:It's not an either/or proposition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story doesn't disagree with you. Essentially, it says that if you are a dominant player in your market that maximum-profit point is a lot closer to no customer service than it is to maximum. In essence, it's better to service your customer than to provide service for your customer.

  25. re: shopping local by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Buying and shopping local is great, in the sense you more directly help your peers keep food on their tables and put their kids through school, etc.

    I'm not sure that it helps solve the problem of too many big corporate mergers and too many products made by the same few companies, though?

    For example, despite all the prodding and begging for people to patronize our local restaurants, it's being revealed that many of them are really just preparing food that they get trucked in from a big supplier, ready to thaw, heat and serve. So their "specialties" are really just ones created by another big corporation and resold for these places to pretend their own chefs created for you.

    I don't think you can avoid buying products made by the "big guys", in most cases. You can sometimes choose to let a small, family owned business make profit off the top of reselling them to you though.

  26. Short-term: yes by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Long-term: no. You will get a very bad reputation and lose a lot of business if or as soon as people have an alternative. But that takes a while. With the focus of the MBA-morons on just the next quarter, they only see the short-term and think they are doing things right.

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  27. The average consumer... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

    ... is a moron that will not punish companies.

    We saw this in videogames 20 years ago with the rise of "MMO's", aka the idea of not owning the game software you are buying was idiotic and people fell for it. PC rpg's in development were rebranded and became "mmo's" with that steam was forced into half-life/cs in 2004 to steal the fucking game.

    The internet has been the greatest force for corproate fraud, theft, mass invasion of privacy and destruction of human culture in all of human history and it comes down to the fact the average person is just subhumanly retarded with money. The fact that many games are now "live services" that games like League of legends and Dota 2 can even exist and survive off people buying skins in a game they don't own and they don't even get the skin, it just sets a flag to display it. Same goes for the latest fortnite craze, stupid skins and chests making them billions in a game the morons playing it don't own or control.

    So if anything free market theory proves - crime pays because the average human being is just subhumanly retarded and will just bend over infinitely.

    1. Re:The average consumer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This old crap again. MMOs can't be done at home on your little PC box, regardless of how fast your processor. Your box simply cannot handle the throughput of 10K people playing, much less 10M. That's what the fuck the first M stands for - MASSIVE.

    2. Re:The average consumer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This old crap again. MMOs can't be done at home on your little PC box,

      Except they can moron, private servers prove mmo's were a scam. 99% of all mmo's run stand alone on your machine they just hold back the multiplayer code. There's nothing special about "mmo's" they are not there own special category, you prove the OP's point you are technology illiterate moron.

      As someone who played on UO private servers back in the day... I was there when ultima rpg's stopped being released on pc because of ultima online. They found a gamer base stupid enough to pay monthly for the same rpg game just by sticking drm in it and taking control of the software away from the gamer... there was no reason to do that other then test how stupid people like you were to pay for games you don't own and now software you don't own has infested everywhere all thanks to the pioneering efforts of RPG stealing game devs who found gullible shits like you to think "MMO's" are it's own special category. All games up until internet penetration was wide enough had both singleplayer + multiplayer embedded in the game and we got dedicated server exe's. That stopped with the rise of mmo's and steam -- aka stealing part of the game files and code and giving it marketing bulshiit names like "drm" and "mmo".

      Those are business terms defining who controls software, there is no objective reality behind it.

    3. Re: The average consumer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue is impulse control. The people buying that garbage KNOW something is wrong. They KNOW they are being scammed and manipulated. But they can't control themselves. They have to have the newest shiny piece of shit.

    4. Re:The average consumer... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      You are ignorant of the processing power a game with thousands of players require. No wonder you post AC, you know nothing and would be shunned and marginalized.

    5. Re:The average consumer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are ignorant of the processing power a game with thousands of players require. No wonder you post AC, you know nothing and would be shunned and marginalized.

      Get the fuck out, there are private wow servers. Every mmo specifically is designed to be run mostly locally and for performance reasons. Remember mmo's had to run on peoples crappy computers. The reality is the fact there exists private servers for wow the most popular mmo on the planet disproves your entire sentence. The fact you are being upvoted by fanboys and tech illiterates is disturbing.

      https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11444122

    6. Re:The average consumer... by tepples · · Score: 1

      You appear to miss blahplusplus's point. The primary reason that some games were engineered to involve "thousands of players" in the first place was as an excuse for tightening digital restrictions management. Otherwise, a private server could handle a few dozen players at once.

    7. Re:The average consumer... by Sigma+7 · · Score: 2

      True, an MMO could run on a single computer with a single player. However, MMOs are supposed to be massively multiplayer with perhaps 1500+ people playing at once, sometimes having 40+ people in a local area for a raid, along with the need to ensure that the servers never go offline (thus needing redundancies, etc.), which becomes the expensive part of maintaining the service. They also need multiple server admins that handle day-to-day problems with accounts (including data corruption, scams, etc.) and a creative team to keep the content fresh if necessary.

      A random private server may replicate gameplay, but lacks the commercial-grade redundancy that ensures that multiplayer still works when there's one major failure. Thus the random minecraft server can suddenly stop for practically any reason. In exchange, one can switch to a different private server and still play the same game (at most, they may need to export/import/rebuild the character for an MMO).

      The scam bit is locking down multiplayer rather than allowing private servers, something that's also happening to some games that previously worked on LAN. The best option against that is pushing back by making a large number of non-server-locked games available (and there's still plenty of free ones around, either board games or computer ones.)

    8. Re:The average consumer... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      No, primary reason it was a business opportunity (as is all major forms of entertainment) so big companies took it up with technology that can scale.

    9. Re:The average consumer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, primary reason it was a business opportunity (as is all major forms of entertainment) so big companies took it up with technology that can scale.

      Yeah a "business opportunity" to steal the fucking game out of gamers hands you moron.

  28. Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HILARIOUS u ADMIT u have a /. acct & STALK me by UNIDENTIFIABLE ac https://hardware.slashdot.org/... - YOU have ISSUES, lunatic.

    See subject & that's the "best ya got"? It proves You WISH you were ME (as your POOR imitation = the sincerest form of flattery).

    Instead of WASTING your life STALKING me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous posts OR IMPERSONATING me (since you WISH you were me)? Make a Wheel https://isc.sans.edu/forums/di... as I have that gives users more speed/security/reliability & anonymity NATIVELY doing more for less vs. ANY single 'solution' out there!

    * LASTLY - the ONLY time you start IMPERSONATING me vs. STALKING me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anon posts is WHEN YOU ARE OUT OF "downmodpoints" I can easily NULLIFY by REPOSTING my posts RUNNING YOU DRY of them after you ABUSE them - I must've already, lol!

    APK

    P.S.=> I know WHY you do it though (out of "butthurt angst", lol): I've BLOWN YOU AWAY so many times under your MANY alter-ego SOCKPUPPET /. accounts FAKENAMES you're out for "revenge" only to have EGG ON YOUR FACE yet again https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... + STILL YET AGAIN, lol https://it.slashdot.org/commen... ... apk

    1. Re: Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, nobody read all that shit!

    2. Re: Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Brings up the old Fidonet statement to my mind "you don't feed Bob Johnstone".

      After all this is "news for nerds".

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    3. Re:Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We get it, you are a homo. We don't want to hear about your butthurt or your expert blowing abilities. Don't deny the truth as we have seen you post countless times about how you want to ride some dude's ass, fuck some dude up the ass, ass rape some dude, etc.

    4. Re:Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! I love you, APK! You deserve a medal, keep fighting the good fight!

    5. Re:Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      APK, I have always wanted to ask you something.

      With all of the time you spend writing fantastic software, advocating good security and straightening out trolls and other online morons ... how often do you masturbate? Do you ever even find the time? You're a hero to many of us and I really want to know.

  29. Customer Service improves with competition by Elfich47 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the companies that you see having the worst customer service often have little to no competition. The worst offenders here being Cable TV/ISPs. Often there is one or two providers available for a given address, so the Cable provider is of the opinion that the customer has to come to them if they want service. So treating them like crap doesn't lose them anything.

    On the flip side, you look at the larger internet sales companies. There are fifty people selling the same product, and normally within fifty cents of everyone else. So if you get a crappy customer sales experience, you will take you next purchase down the road to someone else.

    Good customer service is about triage and customer retention. If a customer has called customer service, you have already lost money on the sale because you have to pay a service rep to help this customer out. That help could be anything from hand holding, an exchange, refunds or gift cards. If the customer walks away from the customer service experience saying "This company fixed the problem in a pain free way and didn't complain or make my life difficult. I'd try them again." then you have a chance at another sale. If the customer is thinking "I got my refund but I had to pull teeth and sit on the phone for an hour", then that customer is going to reduce their shopping at that store and tell their friends about it.

    In environments where the customer service rep is instructed to stymie or frustrate the caller: The short term goal of keeping the customers money is fulfilled. The long term goal of getting more of the customer's money fails. This adds to the fact that the customer service rep does not bring any perceived value to the customer.

    So in a low competition environment, customer service sucks, because it is seen as not needed. In a high competition environment, customer service helps retain customers. Improved customer service takes a long time to see results; it can take months or years to see the results of a loyal customer base that is willing to pay an extra quarter on a product because they trust that customer service is not going to screw them if the product is wrong.

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  30. Re:best buy did this with the hard upsells on stuf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not just upsells on upgrades and addons from geek squad, but flat out lies on products.. "yea, this amd a6 is just as fast as that i3 and costs 50 bucks less.".. bull-fucking-shit... it just had a higher profit margin and your warehouse is overflowing in them, so you pushed it harder.. never mind the fact it's only half as fast.

  31. Are Bad Assertii from Blathering Bill profitable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is paying him for this bullshit, and more importantly why? It serves no purpose.

  32. It's not laziness by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    you can go to the far ends of your city and odds are you're buying from those same 7 companies. Short of joining a commune you're stuck.

    And it's not like you have a choice. The company you did business with for 20 years gets bought out by a mega conglomerate again, you're stuck.

    Whether you buy from Amazon, drive down to Walmart, Target, Costco, whatever. The stuff you buy is made in one of a few factories by a few companies.

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    1. Re:It's not laziness by DogDude · · Score: 1

      In civilized parts of the country, there are still some actual non-corporate stores where you can purchase all sorts of things. I work for a real, independent profitable retailer.

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    2. Re:It's not laziness by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      I work for a real, independent profitable retailer.

      A real, independent profitable retailerwho makes the products they sell? Or are those all made by the same 7 companies that make all the shit sold by the big chain stores?

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    3. Re:It's not laziness by DogDude · · Score: 1

      One that sells products from independent manufacturers.

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    4. Re:It's not laziness by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      And you realize how rare that is, in the grand scheme of things, right?

      ...

      And how likely it is that the raw materials on those products all come from the same handful of companies as everything else...

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  33. That's just because economies of scale by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    mean that big companies can product massive amounts of goods with relatively few employees. One of the major problems our country is having is all those small businesses. The jobs they create tend to be lower pay then the factory jobs they replaced. At best they make an ok living for the owner. Plus the disperse the work force making Unionization difficult if not impossible. You end up with a bunch of poorly paid workers with no connections and no ability to lobby for better pay.

    It's why we're at levels of wealth inequity not seen since the 1930.

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  34. Re:Anyone who has ever been a Comcast customer kno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At this point, I'd guess that Comcast has not received more than $10,000 from me, since I kicked them to the curb for their poor customer service. I can't even begin to estimate the amount they've lost from my telling others of their poor service, and recommending alternatives.

  35. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  36. HBR Discovers the Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really HBR? It took a study for you to figure this out?

  37. Fix the wrong problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about customer retention, reviews, PR, and FTC complaints? You might be able to batter down customers if you have monopoly status, but even then you just paint a target on your back.

  38. Re: Anyone who has ever been a Comcast customer kn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Narrator: they didn't want your $, and it was not 10,000. Also, nobody listened to the suberranian voice that came from your parents' house. You overestimate your importance by about four orders of magnitude.

  39. "Rainmaker' reloaded by mohan723076 · · Score: 1

    Isn't this similar to the scheme in the book 'Rainmaker' by John Grisham? To flatly deny the service and then create unnecessary loops to delay things intentionally.

  40. Health insurance companies are masters at this by techdolphin · · Score: 1

    Health insurance companies are masters of this. They are great at denying claims. (It is part of our deny-care health care system, but that is too long to discuss here.) Sometimes you get different answers about the same policy, or you are told that something is not covered when it is.

    Unfortunately, when health insurance companies engage in the behavior, it can cost hundreds, thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of dollars and cause financial ruin. Even worse, delays can cause additional suffering or even death.

    1. Re:Health insurance companies are masters at this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If even a small percentage of people who experienced this took the 15-30 minutes to write to their state insurance commission, the companies would find it cheaper to handle claims correctly and fairly than to act in bad faith. Unfortunately, the apathy is strong with us.

  41. This is how Comcast Works by WindowsStar · · Score: 1

    They piss you off over and over and over until you give up and hang up. Or they wear you down until you take a package deal you don't want paying too much. Or they fix it with a lower price and you are happy, then it jumps up to twice the original amount you were paying after 3 months. I hate this company.

  42. Paypal / eBay. by msauve · · Score: 1

    'nuff said. Fuck them and there no good "promises."

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    1. Re:Paypal / eBay. by msauve · · Score: 1

      s/there/their/

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  43. Re:Anyone who has ever been a Comcast customer kno by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Many people simply have no alternative to comcast, they know the service sucks and is overpriced but the alternative is dialup.

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  44. Automate the Infuriating Stuff by Skubman · · Score: 1

    With web-based systems for this (maybe even the phone ones too), how many customer RESPONSES could be automated? As in, if I have a complaint with company X, could their customer support maze be completed with simple scripting? Could a company actually be damaged by the reimbursement/warranty claim likelihood suddenly getting to 100%?
    Anyone got a good test subject?

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  45. "We're the phone company. We don't care......" by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1, Funny

    ".....We don't have to." Lily Tomlin, 1976.

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  46. liars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Customer service is a branch of advertising, which is professional lying. Services like religion consist of nothing but lying, and, of course, politics.

  47. DirecTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had DirecTV service many years ago. I actually liked it. But then I sold my house and moved into an apartment which faced north, so that it was technically not possible for me to get DirecTV satellite dish service there. So I cancelled.

    But DirecTV still sent me advertisement after advertisement in the mail. I called them many times asking them to stop. They would say they took my name off their list, but I would still get barraged by ads. Finally, I got to one customer service rep who told me it was not DirecTV's fault I was getting the ads; rather, it was the post office's fault!!! The DirecTV ads only stopped after I moved out of state.

    But I posted my story online, dogging DirecTV, a service I had once enjoyed. Apparently, a lot of other people were unhappy with DirecTV's practices too. Now DirecTV's market share has been falling year after year. So, as long as there is competition (or choices like cord cutting), bad customer service does hurt companies.

  48. not the reason by Tom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've worked closely with legal and HR for years and call center topics appeared regularily.

    The real reason has nothing to do with the customers. Those 1st line call center agents are the lowest rank of the corporate ladder, many of them are temp workers, lots of them are badly educated and need absolutely everything spelled out for them. No surprises there, it's not exactly the kind of job someone eager for a career and personal development would choose.

    From the company perspective, they simply don't want to give these people who barely care which company they work for too many options to hand out freebies. Many of these people just want to get the call over with, because they are rated by number of calls handled and such KPIs. So if you give them a shortcut such as giving a customer a refund and be done with it, they will routinely take it, even when they shouldn't. That's why they have low limits of what they can hand out, and the more pricey decisions go to a 2nd level where you have more qualified, better trained and more interested about the company (e.g. not temp workers) people.

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    1. Re:not the reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guanfuckingtee you those employees could be better than they are. You give them 0 training, shit pay and treat them like garbage (my wife used to work sales at a call center, so I know what those people are like, I socialized with them regularly). They're not idiots. They are living up to the reputation you have given them. Just like ants know how to build an ant hill without obviously communicating, humans apparently know how to collectively sandbag when they're being cheated. It just happens automatically. I have worked many places with complete idiots, like several restaurants (and so you don't think I am a total idiot, I was valedictorian in high school, so I must have at least some level of intelligence). Even morons can be trained to do a fine job. Basically you are describing exactly WHY customer service is shit across the board. There is no incentive for these companies to invest any more in customer service than they do, because there is no real competition. If you paid those CS reps more and treated them better, you would get better results.

  49. Pay for the hassle? by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    If there were a law recognizing excessive hassle -e.g. anything > 1h- to be compensated at professional tariffs, then SP's behavior would change in a heartbeat.

    Perfectly reasonably IMHO. Such law is prone to lobbying during conception.

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  50. Reverse Charges & Small Claims Court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I give each company exactly 1 chance to fix problems or I reverse charges though my bank.

    I've gone to court over it and won with both times.

    My hero is the guy that foreclosed on a Wells Fargo building after they didn't pay him back.

  51. That reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to contact my State Attorney general regarding the Comcast Broadcast fee.

  52. Smart people don't take surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they also bail on companies that have crappy customer service. This article is missing a lot of market variables.

  53. CS is mostly there if you seek it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think in general customer service is there, but many would rather trash talk or give terrible reviews then actually address the issue to the company. You see this all the time in tech forums, people just complaining but haven't even contacted CS. As if complaining on a forum will get you noticed by a company rep. Maybe sometimes, but direct contact explaining your issue has always worked for me. I generally get good results and fixes. People are paid to help, but ranting and being a jerk isn't going to grease the wheels of the CS rep.

  54. Do your part by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    When you get bad customer service, make it unprofitable. Contact them again and again, deluge them with emails, until it costs them more to give you bad service than good. Don't just take it in the face, give it back. Escalate to someone whose hourly wage is significant. Open a case with the BBB. Share your story on social media. Do everything you can to be a total pill. Otherwise, they'll just keep doing it.

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    1. Re:Do your part by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Open a case with the BBB

      Does that do anything?

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    2. Re:Do your part by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Open a case with the BBB

      Does that do anything?

      Yes. At least, every time I have used it, it has worked for me. I've used it to get a fair shake from Amerigas twice, to get my money back from Freedompop after exploring their little scam (and I got it ALL back), used it with Digital Path (a WISP) twice... I didn't try it on Gargoyles sunglassses though, probably should have. Those broke in like month one because they redesigned the hinges to be garbage, the fuckers.

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    3. Re:Do your part by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That's good to know.

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  55. Thanks Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How fucking obvious does it have to be to not require "a study"?

    Any fucking idiot knows that putting up hurdles causes people to give up in frustration.

    FUCKING DUH!

  56. One word... by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Apple

  57. Is quitting Comcast worth a 10 GB/mo cap? by tepples · · Score: 1

    At this point, I'd guess that Comcast has not received more than $10,000 from me, since I kicked them to the curb for their poor customer service.

    Is kicking Comcast to the curb worth downgrading to satellite or cellular with its 10 GB/mo cap? Is it worth quitting your job, selling your house, and seeking employment and a house in a different city where an ISP other than Comcast offers affordable home Internet service with a cap more than 100 GB/mo if any?

  58. They have named this strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the Comcast Method.

  59. Steakhouse with buffet by tepples · · Score: 1

    But if they're a vegan at a steakhouse they won't ever be pleased, you can either try to make water not wet or have one token vegan dish and blow them off.

    Steakhouses have buffets for precisely this reason. If a group is all eating together, and a minority are vegan, the minority are less likely to veto a steakhouse if it has a decent salad bar.

  60. Yes, of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you cheat and don't actually put in effort and time you will have lower costs and more profit. Fuck the customer, its the American way.

  61. Cynicism 101 — the view from game theory by epine · · Score: 1

    This is ridiculous. There's lot's of remaining capacity for people to vote with their wallets. What prevents this from working (much of the time) is the collective action problem: in the moment of truth, the vast majority of the consuming public dials into the narrowest of all "what's in it for me" explanatory frames.

    Many people actually prefer to purchase from apex predators, because then you are certainly among the "in" crowd (soon to become an "inn crowded" into a manger of dung and straw, but this takes actual foresight to suss out).

    I never purchase anything of personal significance from an apex predator without a premeditated exit strategy.

    It takes actual work to rise above tribal heuristics. If everyone else does this work, then you don't have to. Hence evolution has not designed us to reliably do this work.

  62. Betteridge kryptonite by epine · · Score: 2

    Is Bad Customer Service More Profitable Than Good?

    Looks like Betteridge has finally met his kryptonite.

    Best wishes, Sir Ian: it was nice while it lasted.

  63. Does nobody remember AOL? that was their model by dczyz · · Score: 1

    Does nobody remember how AOL handled things?

    http://www.nbcnews.com/id/1030...

  64. Re:Anyone who has ever been a Comcast customer kno by supremebob · · Score: 1

    The only alternative for Internet access in my town is Frontier, which has even worse customer service track record than Comcast.

    After fighting with them for two weeks to get service set up to my new residence, even Comcast's customer service with their four appointment windows during working hours looks good in comparison. Even if they show up late, it's better than them not showing up at all. Twice.

  65. "market economies" by Altrag · · Score: 1

    Of course it's profitable to screw over your customers. Higher prices and lower costs is the golden goose.

    That's exactly the kind of thing a free market is supposed to curtail. Competition should be able to take customers by offering better services.

    But of course, the market is, in many cases at least, working as designed. For every person who loses out on their complaint, there are 100 or 1000 people happy to be paying 0.05% less for the goods and services they purchase by not having to "subsidize" the people who got screwed.

  66. Customer service is about more than redress. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hi, I've moved. My new address is sou3t0phgnwopihpn."

    *bills keep getting sent to old address*
    "Hi, I called before to change my address to sou3t0phgnwopihpn." "No you didn't" "Okay, can you change it now?" "We'll need your current address" "It's sou3t0phgnwopihpn." "That doesn't match our file *click*"