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Once-Shrinking Greenland Glacier Is Now Growing, NASA Study Shows (nbcnews.com)

kenh shares a report from NBC News: A major Greenland glacier that was one of the fastest shrinking ice and snow masses on Earth is growing again, a new NASA study finds. The Jakobshavn (YA-cob-shawv-en) glacier around 2012 was retreating about 1.8 miles (3 kilometers) and thinning nearly 130 feet (almost 40 meters) annually. But it started growing again at about the same rate in the past two years, according to a study in Monday's Nature Geoscience. Study authors and outside scientists think this is temporary.

A natural cyclical cooling of North Atlantic waters likely caused the glacier to reverse course, said study lead author Ala Khazendar, a NASA glaciologist on the Oceans Melting Greenland (OMG) project. Khazendar and colleagues say this coincides with a flip of the North Atlantic Oscillation -- a natural and temporary cooling and warming of parts of the ocean that is like a distant cousin to El Nino in the Pacific. The water in Disko Bay, where Jakobshavn hits the ocean, is about 3.6 degrees cooler than a few years ago, study authors said. While this is "good news" on a temporary basis, this is bad news on the long term because it tells scientists that ocean temperature is a bigger player in glacier retreats and advances than previously thought, said NASA climate scientist Josh Willis, a study co-author. Over the decades the water has been and will be warming from man-made climate change, he said, noting that about 90 percent of the heat trapped by greenhouse gases goes into the oceans.

289 comments

  1. Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I takes more faith to believe in Climate Change theories than to believe in God.

    1. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I takes more faith to believe in Climate Change theories than to believe in God.

      No it doesn't. I can measure climate change, I can observe it and I can feel it's impact on my surroundings. God is an imaginary being that only your clergy can communicate with and whose existence cannot be documented. This invisible being that only the clergy can communicate with tells them how it wants you to behave and that it will smite you and cast you into a place of eternal torture called hell whose existence cannot be documented either. Give me climate science over your imaginary friend any day.

    2. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're ignoring the fact that there isn't a book by gawd hisself saying money is meaningless and you're all going to die unless you stop polluting your home and there's no heaven so get fucked.

    3. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Implying Christians are the real issue

      For starters, Christianity does not implicitly or explicitly teach that global warming is real or not.
      Secondly, per capita Christianity has (probably, no real number here) more educated people than any other religious group.
      i.e. there are more ignorant people that subscribes to Hinduism, Buddhism or Islam.

      Where is your Hate now?!??! /Checkmate

    4. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 4, Funny

      No it doesn't. I can measure climate change, I can observe it and I can feel it's impact on my surroundings.

      Funny, it reminds me of Chris Reimer's video channel audience that is shrinking by the minute. For sure he ain't no god although he likes to think he is somehow.

      A bowl of Pasta can be god if you choose to worship it. That's how religion works.

    5. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're ignoring the fact that there isn't a book by gawd hisself saying money is meaningless and you're all going to die unless you stop polluting your home and there's no heaven so get fucked.

      Funny, I've got a bunch of Yanks here that claim Gawd expresses his love of you by making you rich. If you are the poor it means that you've done something wrong and Gawd is angry at you.

    6. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 0

      >Implying Christians are the real issue

      For starters, Christianity does not implicitly or explicitly teach that global warming is real or not. Secondly, per capita Christianity has (probably, no real number here) more educated people than any other religious group. i.e. there are more ignorant people that subscribes to Hinduism, Buddhism or Islam.

      Where is your Hate now?!??! /Checkmate

      They can't be all that intelligent if they believe in an entity whose existence cannot be proven and whose priests tell them how to live their lives, which they do for rear of their god whose existence cannot be proven will toss them in a hell that nobody can prove exists.

    7. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You basically called ~82% of the world population stupid [1].
      And over 70% of them are "Minorities" [2]

      You are basically everything the nu-Left hates these days...

      [1]https://www.pewforum.org/2012/12/18/global-religious-landscape-exec/
      [2] https://www2.palomar.edu/anthro/ethnicity/ethnic_5.htm

    8. Re: Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      there isn't a book by gawd hisself saying money is meaningless

      There is. Jesus, Luke 6:20 and onwards:

      Looking at his disciples, he said:
      Blessed are you who are poor,
      for yours is the kingdom of God.
      Blessed are you who hunger now,
      for you will be satisfied.
      But woe to you who are rich,
      for you have already received your comfort.
      Woe to you who are well fed now,
      for you will go hungry.

    9. Re:Unbelievable by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I takes more faith to believe in Climate Change theories than to believe in God.

      So basically your beliefs are:

      Glaciar shrink speeds up? Climate change is a lie.
      Glaciar shrink slows down? Climate change is a lie.
      Blah blah blah? Climate change is a lie.

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      No sig today...
    10. Re: Unbelievable by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You basically called ~82% of the world population stupid

      Yeah, that number does seem far too low ...

    11. Re: Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like 95% are stupid. /. Christian trolls being the bottom.

    12. Re:Unbelievable by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a a thing in the book about camels and eyes of needles?

      What about the part that tells you to sell all your Apple products, SUVS and plasma TVs and give the money to the poor? That doing so accumulates riches in the afterlife...?

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    13. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      You basically called ~82% of the world population stupid [1]. And over 70% of them are "Minorities" [2]

      You are basically everything the nu-Left hates these days...

      [1]https://www.pewforum.org/2012/12/18/global-religious-landscape-exec/ [2] https://www2.palomar.edu/anthr...

      No, I'm an atheist which means that I'll only believe in your deity if you can prove it exists. Now please prove to me that your god exists or stop bothering me.

    14. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not religious, I'm just sick and tired of people blaming Christians for everything that is wrong with the world when they are clearly not.

      Hindis have way more (insanely retarded) shit to prove than Muslims and Christians do, but nobody blames them for anything.

      Muslims are less educated per capita, but no, Christians are the ignorant group.

      Fuck off.

    15. Re:Unbelievable by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 3, Funny

      So basically your beliefs are:
      Glaciar shrink speeds up? Climate change is a lie.
      Glaciar shrink slows down? Climate change is a lie.

      Agreed, these climate skeptics don't even know how to spell glacier.

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    16. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wasn't there a a thing in the book about camels and eyes of needles?

      What about the part that tells you to sell all your Apple products, SUVS and plasma TVs and give the money to the poor? That doing so accumulates riches in the afterlife...?

      I'm an atheist, as far as I know there is no afterlife so I am planning my life based on that fact. What that means is that I'm going to acquire as much wealth as I can and live my life as comfortably as I can. It's the US Christian community that has turned Christianity into a cult of Mammon which, having read the bible, I find immensely amusing given what the scriptures (particularly Jesus) had to say. To my surprise I have found that I tend to know more about Christian holy texts and the history of Christianity than the average Christian seems to do which is saying something because I don't really remember all that much from reading the bible. The main reason for my superior knowledge seems to be that unlike your average Christian I've actually read the bible cover to cover. The only people who seem to have any worthwhile knowledge of the Bible are formally educated priests and Atheists who debate the religious a lot.

    17. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 2

      I'm not religious, I'm just sick and tired of people blaming Christians for everything that is wrong with the world when they are clearly not.

      Hindis have way more (insanely retarded) shit to prove than Muslims and Christians do, but nobody blames them for anything.

      Muslims are less educated per capita, but no, Christians are the ignorant group.

      Fuck off.

      I just pointed out that it is irrational to: believe in an entity whose existence cannot be proven and whose priests tell you how to live your life so you follow their instructions for fear that this invisible entity whose existence cannot be proven will toss you into a hell that nobody can prove exists. My statement applies to the irrationality of religion in general. The reason I picked on Christians is that in my neck of the woods they are the most pervasive, and tend to be the most kooky and irritating. It's their missionaries who keep shoving stacks of leaflets into letter box, it is their fundamentalists who complain and pour pigs blood on the ground when somebody wants to build a mosque and it is they who show up at public schools and try to evangelise my kids. To their credit the Pagans, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Bahá'í and the Jews don't behave like that. If I lived somewhere else, like India, I'd probably be complaining abut Hindus, the hygiene issues I have with their temple of the rat god down the street and their obsession with cows. Finally, you have obviously not read the Book of Revelation if you think that Hindus have way more (insanely retarded) shit to prove than Christians do.

      As for the rest of your post I'm going to have to decline your kind offer to 'sexual intercourse off' (N-American slang is very amusing to us foreigners).

    18. Re:Unbelievable by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I'm not religious, I'm just sick and tired of people blaming Christians for everything that is wrong with the world when they are clearly not.

      They're responsible for an awful lot that's wrong in one of the few countries with enough resources to do something about the problems in the rest of the world.

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    19. Re:Unbelievable by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my everyday language isn't English and Glaciar is the correct spelling over here.

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    20. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      German racism isn't amusing to anyone, particularly German law enforcement.

    21. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      German racism isn't amusing to anyone, particularly German law enforcement.

      One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.

      Your turn ...

    22. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I takes more faith to believe in Climate Change theories than to believe in God.

      No it doesn't. I can measure climate change, I can observe it and I can feel it's impact on my surroundings. ....

      ORLY?!?!

      That's called WEATHER. You are NOT a sensitive enough of an instrument to personally observe an annual temperature change of at most a few tenths of a degree per year - even though it is happening.

      Nor do you have any personal basis of comparison for how that WEATHER behaved over the last few thousand years, so again your personal observations of particular weather events can't be used to determine if there's been any recent change to the Earth's climate.

      Please don't congratulate yourself on how smart you are ever again.

    23. Re:Unbelievable by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      NASA says glacier is speeding up ? NASA is lying.
      NASA says glacier is slowing down ? NASA is lying.

    24. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No it doesn't. I can measure climate change, I can observe it and I can feel it's impact on my surroundings.

      Funny, it reminds me of Chris Reimer's video channel audience that is shrinking by the minute. For sure he ain't no god although he likes to think he is somehow.

      A bowl of Pasta can be god if you choose to worship it. That's how religion works.

      So can climate models. That's how religion works.

      Ever notice how when you see the predictions from multiple hurricane projection models, there often is one or two that are utterly different from the consensus of all the other 10-15 models used to predict hurricanes?

      Why don't any of the climate models predictions we see ever do that? They're all really, really close. That's preposterous. How could they ALL BE ABOUT THE SAME?

      That REALLY should be causing a lot of questions to be raised about what process could be forcing all the models to agree.

      But yet you worship the output from those models, and expect the rest of the human race to agree with you and expend trillions of dollars over decades to address YOUR beliefs, to the point of using non-scientific words dripping with emotional content to denounce the disbelievers: DENIALISTS!! You might as well drop the hypocrisy and just call them heretics.

      You got the balls to actually look at your own beliefs critically?

    25. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No it doesn't. I can measure climate change, I can observe it and I can feel it's impact on my surroundings.

      Funny, it reminds me of Chris Reimer's video channel audience that is shrinking by the minute. For sure he ain't no god although he likes to think he is somehow.

      A bowl of Pasta can be god if you choose to worship it. That's how religion works.

      So can climate models. That's how religion works.

      Ever notice how when you see the predictions from multiple hurricane projection models, there often is one or two that are utterly different from the consensus of all the other 10-15 models used to predict hurricanes?

      Why don't any of the climate models predictions we see ever do that? They're all really, really close. That's preposterous. How could they ALL BE ABOUT THE SAME?

      That REALLY should be causing a lot of questions to be raised about what process could be forcing all the models to agree.

      But yet you worship the output from those models, and expect the rest of the human race to agree with you and expend trillions of dollars over decades to address YOUR beliefs, to the point of using non-scientific words dripping with emotional content to denounce the disbelievers: DENIALISTS!! You might as well drop the hypocrisy and just call them heretics.

      You got the balls to actually look at your own beliefs critically?

      No I don't, worship has nothing to do with it. You will not find the word worship used anywhere in science except in the study religion and even then only because worship is a central concept in religion. I don't think climate models are an omnipresent entity that only scientists can hear. So far no scientist has delivered to me a message from climate models that only they can hear that instructs me on how to live my life or else the almighty climate models will cast me into hell for an eternity of sadistic torture for refusing to 'believe'. That's how religion works. Climate science, like all science, is a method of procedure that consists of systematic observation, measurement, and experiment, and the formulation, testing, and modification of hypotheses. Nothing in science is taken 'on faith' without any proof like in religion.

    26. Re: Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Right? Maybe tge USSR or China should use tneir vast resources to help the rest of the world for a while. Im sure their non-religious belief inudes helping other people out.

      Like the new wave of slavery in Africa led by Chinese corporations. https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2018/jul/31/china-in-africa-win-win-development-or-a-new-colonialism

    27. Re:Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I can see floods. I can see ice bergs melt. I can't see gods.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    28. Re:Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ramen, brother!

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    29. Re:Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, but Christianity has the dangerous narrative built in that you can basically crap on the world because it's YOURS and when you're done with it, the end of the world is coming anyway and you go to a blissful place.

      Basically it's suicide terrorism on a global scale.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    30. Re:Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Only 82%? I'd have guessed it would be more.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    31. Re:Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Christianity, Islam, what exactly is the difference? Oh, right, when Muslims bomb Christians we call it terrorism, when Christians bomb Muslims, we call it war on terrorism. In the end, one bullshit peddler offs another bullshit peddler, with sane people in the middle as collateral damage.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    32. Re:Unbelievable by zifn4b · · Score: 4, Funny

      It always amazes me how the creator of the universe needs such a large sales force with such high pressure sales tactics. You would think an omnipotent, omniscient product would sell itself. But wait it gets better! All said sales people are cursed because one of their ancestors was social engineered by a talking snake into a eating a cursed fruit in a magical garden. They are all doomed to suffer eternally from the Dunning Kruger effect.

      --
      We'll make great pets
    33. Re:Unbelievable by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      To my surprise I have found that I tend to know more about Christian holy texts and the history of Christianity than the average Christian seems to do which is saying something because I don't really remember all that much from reading the bible.
      Should not be a surprise, but I agree with the rest of your post, too.

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    34. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Iâ(TM)ll never know.

      Your turn ...

       

      Tried to remove the tusks but they were imbedded too firmly. Of course in Alabama the tusks' a' loosa'

    35. Re:Unbelievable by omnichad · · Score: 1

      That REALLY should be causing a lot of questions to be raised about what process could be forcing all the models to agree.

      Unless you're crazy, the obvious answer is that this is a repeatable scientific study.

      Weather models are totally different because they're past the macroscopic level and into the turbulent details.

    36. Re:Unbelievable by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The same book also says that Earth was given to Man to care for. And yet somehow worrying about global warming is anti-God because nobody actually thinks that responsibility means anything.

    37. Re:Unbelievable by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, but Christianity has the dangerous narrative built in that you can basically crap on the world because it's YOURS and when you're done with it, the end of the world is coming anyway and you go to a blissful place.

      Basically it's suicide terrorism on a global scale.

      See, that doesn't make sense to me. If, as the Bible says, God both created the Earth and made man in his own image to be the stewards of his creation, then by letting the world basically go to hell we aren't being very good stewards are we? We've basically failed in our reason for existence. If God tossed Adam and Eve of Eden for simply eating an apple, imagine what he would have done if they had burned the whole place down. And, since the only heaven or hell we can absolutely 100% prove exists is right here on Earth, only seems to make sense to try and make it heaven, not hell.

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      The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
    38. Re:Unbelievable by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      I'm just sick and tired of people blaming Christians for everything that is wrong with the world when they are clearly not.
      But they are. WWI ... Christians fighting Christians with a few Turks involved. WWII Christians fighting Christians with a few Japanese involved. Half of the world is "Communist" ... done by white men, ex/former Christians.
      South America in disarray, done by General Food Corporation and its american Christian lackeys.
      Africa a continent still in mediocre state, done by the colonial forces from all over Christianity.
      Islam ... would not exist without the Christians. Mohamed was nor a prophet ... he was a politician. He saw Christians prosper, and around him all tribes followed their own individual pagan religions (some more established like greek/roman or phoenician or egyptian pantheon), so he artificially crafted Islam and sold it to his peers and conquered the tribes around him.
      China is "communist", too. Between the late 1800ds and WWII its coastline and easy to access land boarders, like Vietnam/China where occupied by "colonial forces" from about ten countries: british, german, french, belgic, japanese, american, russian ... and so on. All had a "city" conquered and made a province around it to "trade" or exploit or simply run deeper into the country and raid it (France in Indochine, raiding in China e.g.) ah .... my mistake, Japan was not Christian ...
      Africa, ever looked on a map? How does it come that countries have straight lines as borders? Oh ... one side was occupied/colonized by christian country A and the other side by christian country B and when WWI forced them to retreat, or WWII or the Indian independency swabbed over to Africa the parties A and B retreated but left the border on paper like it is. Now they still fight over it.
      In west Africa they have a currency like the Euro. But the countries don't want it. The currency is managed by a French/UK bank consortium (Christians ... well, on paper). When a president tries to get his country out of the currency union MI6 or some french secret service kills him.

      Basically everything on the planet is caused by christians. No idea if it has anything to do with their religion, or if it is simple a coincident that the white race mostly are christians.

      Christians and Muslims are the only two religions on the planet that try to either proselytize or force their believes on the conquered ones. Go figure: there never was a hindu or buddhist or nordic or a greek or a roman invasion forcing their gods/believes on the conquered/colonized ones. Or did you ever hear about african invaders brining their gods and forcing anyone to believe in them?

      Everything that is wrong on this planet is caused by christians or their sister religion islam ... and both religions don't grasp that they believe in the same god and are basically the same thing.

      So be happy with your ignorant sickness ...

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    39. Re:Unbelievable by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      So basically your beliefs are:
      Glaciar shrink speeds up? Climate change is a lie.

      Glaciar shrink slows down? Climate change is a lie.

      Agreed, these climate skeptics don't even know how to spell glacier.

      Well duh. Anyone who has ever watched Bear Grylls know it's spelled glassear.

      --
      The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
    40. Re:Unbelievable by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I can't see gods.
      You smoke the wrong things, bro!

      You should at least see some goddesses!!

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    41. Re: Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats it called when Christians shoot up schools?

    42. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I believe you. God done it. Temperatures will rise, habitable places will be flooded. War, famine and disease will ensue. We are all going to suffer and the human race become extinct. All on the whim of God. Presumably as payback for the sins of our fathers.

      It's all clear to me now. Thanks.

    43. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see things you people wouldn't believe. I can see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I can watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the TannhÃuser Gate.

    44. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your argument doesn't work because the climate models do not all agree. Unless you mean "average temperature going up".

    45. Re: Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An unfortunate event. Let us pray.

    46. Re:Unbelievable by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      No I don't, worship has nothing to do with it. You will not find the word worship used anywhere in science except in the study religion and even then only because worship is a central concept in religion. I don't think climate models are an omnipresent entity that only scientists can hear. So far no scientist has delivered to me a message from climate models that only they can hear that instructs me on how to live my life or else the almighty climate models will cast me into hell for an eternity of sadistic torture for refusing to 'believe'. That's how religion works.

      Yes, and climate alarmism is absolutely a religion cut from the same cloth. Man has sinned through industrialization, and the price to be paid is the destruction of our civilization. That's always about 10-15 years from now. Penance is made by deindustrialization and return to nature. Plus, of course, state control over all aspects of everybody's lives. Honest lefties will tell you that they also want the human population to decrease significantly. Of course, with entire countries disappearing under the rising oceans, that will happen, anyway according to their religion.

      That is a very standard religious model.

      Climate science, like all science, is a method of procedure that consists of systematic observation, measurement, and experiment, and the formulation, testing, and modification of hypotheses. Nothing in science is taken 'on faith' without any proof like in religion.

      Right, this is the standard fallback position.

      There actually is "climate science", and it mostly tells us that the earth is getting warmer.

      Climate alarmism, on the other hand, comes up with gems like this:

      While this is "good news" on a temporary basis, this is bad news on the long term...

      Everything is "bad news". Everything! It doesn't matter what happens, it'll be twisted to "I told you so!"

      This is what religion looks like.

      Science says "The glacier is growing again, I wonder what is making that happen since my hypothesis is that it should be shrinking."

      See the difference?

    47. Re:Unbelievable by houghi · · Score: 1

      Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure. --George Carlin

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    48. Re:Unbelievable by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So basically your beliefs are:

      Glaciar shrink speeds up? Climate change is a lie.
      Glaciar shrink slows down? Climate change is a lie.
      Blah blah blah? Climate change is a lie.

      It's not "shrinking slower", it's "growing".

      I find it ironic, though, that you're accusing him of this. Read the summary. There, you'll find that:

      Glacier shrinking - Bad news! It's climate change!
      Glacier growing - Bad news! It's climate change!

      The alarmists are the ones who do the "it doesn't matter if two opposite things happen, both are evidence that catastrophic climate change is going to destroy the world!" thing.

    49. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Iâ(TM)ll never know.

      Your turn ...

      Tried to remove the tusks but they were imbedded too firmly. Of course in Alabama the tusks' a' loosa'

      A stumbling step is often one floor above you.

      Your turn ...

    50. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 2

      Ramen, brother!

      Sunday services at 12 noon, we will consume our lord in the form of Pasta Neapolitano with a nice Chianti.

    51. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Raaaaaamen!

    52. Re:Unbelievable by jbengt · · Score: 4, Informative

      It was well known and *PROVEN* at one time, though these scientific methods and the observable information at hand that:

      The Earth was flat

      That was never proven and never a scientific theory.

      The Earth was the center of the universe

      That was a view of the world that was assumed, not scientifically proven. Even though some scientists worked to make their models fit that assumption, it was "disproven" by theories using better measurements..

      The Earth is not only 4,000 years old ... ...

      That idea came from was a religious scholar who added up all the begats in the bible to come up with an estimated age. It had nothing to do with science.

      The earth was cooling and we were on the cusp of another ice age (late 70s) (when I was growing up)

      That was speculation made when the Milankovitch cycles were first becoming known. It seemed that if those cycles held true, we would be returning to a glaciation maximum in the next few thousand years, give or take a few thousand, and it was unkown how quickly that might occur. Combined with the cold winters in the 70s that gave the press something sensational to write, but it had nothing to do with scientific proof.

    53. Re:Unbelievable by SirAstral · · Score: 1

      "Nothing in science is taken 'on faith' without any proof like in religion."

      Yea, gonna have to stop you right there and called that a bald faced lie. There is even a famous yak about just this exact thing.

      ---The German physicist Max Planck said that science advances one funeral at a time. Or more precisely: "A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it."---

      Scientists are humans too... and many scientists are religious or agnostic. In many ways a scientist that is an atheist is the worst scientist of all because they take the non-existence of any superior beings on faith alone. The absence of evidence is no proof of anything, and you seem to lack the understanding of why this is.

    54. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      "Nothing in science is taken 'on faith' without any proof like in religion."

      Yea, gonna have to stop you right there and called that a bald faced lie. There is even a famous yak about just this exact thing.

      ---The German physicist Max Planck said that science advances one funeral at a time. Or more precisely: "A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it."---

      Scientists are humans too... and many scientists are religious or agnostic. In many ways a scientist that is an atheist is the worst scientist of all because they take the non-existence of any superior beings on faith alone. The absence of evidence is no proof of anything, and you seem to lack the understanding of why this is.

      But the people Planck talked about all still based their work on observation, experimentation and math. Later generations may have corrected their theories with better data but they also based that on observation, experimentation and math. No scientist ever took the fact that the earth is round or that barnacle geese hatch from eggs as opposed to growing on trees on 'faith' without any evidence. Somebody did the math and proved the earth is round, somebody else went to wherever barnacle geese breed and observed them laying eggs and hatching them like all other birds.

    55. Re: Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have all felt recently that the Climate Models predicting the record Hot winter of 2019 are somewha off. Did nt we?

      Now the arctic Ice is growing back but we still should not look that way , or else our belief in the Climate Models will suffer still more.

      That's a true Science, to ignore the empirical Facts and go on believing.

    56. Re: Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are lots of Christians who think bringing about the end of the world is a net good, and if they feel nice while doing it, that is what God intended because they are blessed.

      They aren't hard to understand, you just need to tilt your thinking sideways.

    57. Re:Unbelievable by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      God is an imaginary being that only your clergy can communicate with...

      That part depends on the religion. Not all of them require clergy as an intermediary.

    58. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If God tossed Adam and Eve of Eden for simply eating an apple

      The bible never said an apple, just that Adam ate from the fruit of the tree of knowledge, and this caused God to fly into a rage. Interestingly, before the Jewish people became monotheistic, God's wife, Asherah was usually represented by a tree....

    59. Re: Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "Operation enduring freedom" or something like that.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    60. Re:Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Wait, are you a noodelist or rigatonist? I just want to make sure I don't sit down with a heretic!

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    61. Re:Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Genesis 1:28: God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

      I didn't make their rules, I only quote them.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    62. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be nice to make a list of all the shills and 10 years down the line, when their tobacco-quality lies are uncovered, burn them like heretics?

      At least flat-earthers are honest crazies, since there's no money to be made there.

    63. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      To my surprise I have found that I tend to know more about Christian holy texts and the history of Christianity than the average Christian seems to do which is saying something because I don't really remember all that much from reading the bible. Should not be a surprise, but I agree with the rest of your post, too.

      Maybe I'm naive but if you dedicate your entire life to a region, I always figured the first thing everybody does in read the manual. I mean it's your entire life we're talking about here. I only read the thing to get a handle on what the hell they are talking about when they dive into scripture.

    64. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll find hypocrites everywhere, both in christian and non-christian circles. And everyone is utterly shocked that they don't know as much as you Mr. Atheist. But did you ever consider you could be wrong about a lot of things? Naw, didn't think so.

    65. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't there a a thing in the book about camels and eyes of needles?

      What about the part that tells you to sell all your Apple products, SUVS and plasma TVs and give the money to the poor? That doing so accumulates riches in the afterlife...?

      Actually, the verse you're probably referring to Matt 19:21 was about that you _can't_ sell all your possessions and expect that to get you to heaven or righteousness. See that poor guy was thinking he could work his way to heaven so Jesus gave him something to show him he couldn't. When he realized he couldn't instead of repenting and just trusting Jesus rather than works, because he was rich and convinced of works, he couldn't get it. So no, selling all your possessions won't get you anywhere as Jesus was trying to teach him. The book of James tells that if you say you have no sin, you deceive yourself and the truth is not in you. Worse you are calling Jesus a liar because the Bible says all have sinned. To be saved, you must trust in Jesus to take away your sin, not trust in works such as selling all your possessions. However, you already knew that because you know more about the Bible than all Christians.

    66. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, right, all of those who fought in those wars or started those wars were Christians.

    67. Re: Unbelievable by kenh · · Score: 1

      Funny how you keep insisting on âoeproofâ to prove âoefaithâ. Kinda like you missed the definition of âoefaithâ.

      --
      Ken
    68. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't reason with religious people. If you could, there wouldn't be any.

      Or some such.... props to 'House' for that one...

    69. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Observation, based on tools and understanding of the time *IS* science.

      https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/science-theory-observation/

      Just because we know more than we did in the past and can easily dismiss pass observations - because of advances in observation - doesn't make it less scientific.

      It was more than speculation - it was observation + the understanding of atmospheric conditions which forms a theory - something that should be tested. Instead it was turned into gospel and beaten into the minds of the children, like myself, who regurgitated it blindly until I grew up and, thankfully, started to think critically. Then it all fell apart.

      Same with the causes of climate change.

        I apparently won't convince you to question your faith, but others with an open mind might at least begin to think critically.

    70. Re:Unbelievable by Oh+really+now · · Score: 1

      I can give my toddler a tape measure and watch him "measure" things too, with about the same understanding and accuracy as climate scientists.

    71. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. There are no Christians left, and very few who believe in God at all. God told us that God is omnipotent, that God created all things, that taking care of them was our responsibility, and that we were created in God's image (such that we should also aspire to omnipotence). Every creation has a lesson, we have barely scratched the surface of most of it, and now we are blindly destroying everything in the pursuit of greed while a bunch of assholes go on about some book in their churches.

      God doesn't write books.

      The word of God is flesh and stone and space and time.

    72. Re:Unbelievable by geekymachoman · · Score: 1

      > No it doesn't. I can measure climate change

      _YOU_ can measure it in very small time increment. It might be warming up for the next 4000 years, it does not necessarily mean that's not by design.

      We live 70-80 years, and we judge events based on that because we're so egocentric.

    73. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Almost) no one is claiming the climate is not changing. What is in question are the causes, whether human, natural or external (inner workings of the core all the way to the cosmos), and to what extent we can affect change. Anyone who thinks they know definitively the cause is lying to themselves and anyone who follows them are fools.

    74. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      It looks to me like you've taken the conclusions of climate science, and formed a religious thought pattern around them. They certainly aren't doing that.
      How strange of you.

    75. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1
      Planck's quote isn't a refutation of the parent's claim.
      Advances in science are often complicated by the fact that the old theory was usually pretty good, and thus has lots of evidence for it.

      I'm going to have to rate your logic skills zero stars.

      In many ways a scientist that is an atheist is the worst scientist of all because they take the non-existence of any superior beings on faith alone.

      That's pure nonsense.
      He takes it on a lack of evidence.
      Does he deny the possibility of there being one? Na. The atheist scientist doesn't. He just laughs when you tell them it's possible we live in an electric universe and doesn't feel like playing the "refute every single one of my crack pot ideas" game with you.

      It really saddens me that people like you have grown up to be so blind.

    76. Re:Unbelievable by Stachel · · Score: 1

      > You would think an omnipotent, omniscient product would sell itself.

      The omnipotent being must be pretty insecure that it demands constant affirmation from its followers.

      --
      Stachel
    77. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      It's complicated by the fact that a central tenet of the religion is the idea that priests must interpret the words for you.
      Even post-reformational Christianity puts immense pressure on the average adherent to accept the opinion of an intraorganizational plant over any kind of independent thought you may have about the content.

      I'm an atheist, but I was raised Christian.
      The older I've gotten, the less forgivable it seems to me that these people peddle this snake oil.

    78. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that is one verse, but the greater context of stewardship is also in the Bible. One most hold both in tension. Our own nature has us into one ditch or the other, but the Bible wants us on the narrow road and stay out of the ditches.

    79. Re:Unbelievable by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      Wait, are you a noodelist or rigatonist? I just want to make sure I don't sit down with a heretic!

      Our noodly lord god's mysterious ways cause him to appear in many forms.

    80. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait! Are you telling me that people can still live their lives and treat others humanely without the threat of eternal damnation?

    81. Re:Unbelievable by Daralantan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Chianti.

      Were you having an old friend for dinner?

    82. Re:Unbelievable by Daralantan · · Score: 1

      it is their fundamentalists who complain and pour pigs blood on the ground when somebody wants to build a mosque

      Holy shit this happened???

    83. Re:Unbelievable by DeafScribe · · Score: 1

      Freischutz, thank you for being a lighthouse of reason and sanity in a sea of ignorance. This is the kind of response needed to navigate these times.

    84. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical conservative projection. They do not understand science, so they project what they know (religion, what their pastor says, what Trump says, etc.) onto science.

    85. Re:Unbelievable by sexconker · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's complicated by the fact that a central tenet of the religion is the idea that priests must interpret the words for you.

      That is not a central tenet of the religion.

    86. Re:Unbelievable by sexconker · · Score: 1

      They can't be all that intelligent if they believe in an entity whose existence cannot be proven

      Believing in something that can't be proven is far better than believing against something that can never be disproven.
      The only logical choice is to be agnostic. Being an atheist is absolutely retarded from the point of view of simple logic, and it's detrimental to society as atheists are generally selfish assholes.

    87. Re:Unbelievable by sexconker · · Score: 1

      No, I'm an atheist which means that I'll only believe in your deity if you can prove it exists. Now please prove to me that your god exists or stop bothering me.

      No, if you're an atheist you take the position that you do not believe in any deity, anything "supernatural", etc. period.

    88. Re:Unbelievable by sexconker · · Score: 1

      You miss a fundamental point of the origin story and the fall.
      Humans were given free will, took knowledge, and will be judged on how they use both.

      If you take free will out of the equation, then there's no meaning to anything you do.

    89. Re: Unbelievable by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      You greatly overestimate your intelligence and analytical skills.

    90. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just like wasps, the fruits of your labor will not do society any good. We need more Bees, especially if we hope to see a technological singularity. This greed for material wealth is what withholds our absolution, literally. Its not about atheism or creationism, Its about unanimously making society and our world the best it can be, including the people.

      There is so many wasp careers, wasp jobs, wasp therapies, wasp woo. We need more farmers, tradesmen, scientists, engineers, math gurus, technologists and medics, more creators. Try to be like the bees, useful as a collective, and not a collective abomination.

    91. Re:Unbelievable by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Weather models are totally different because they're past the macroscopic level and into the turbulent details.

      Indeed. That's one of the things my ocean studies teacher is trying to impress into the class. Weather is what is happening in one place at one time. Climate is the average of all that.

      Predicting a single human's actions is hard. Predicting the actions of a group is easier.

      --
      I don't read AC A human right
    92. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solly bitchboi warmist slut you don't measure climate change. You measure a set of thermodynamic variables which some may choose to associate with a climate model ... or not.

    93. Re:Unbelievable by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Man has sinned through industrialization, and the price to be paid is the destruction of our civilization.

      Man has been stupid and greedy, and our short-sightedness is having negative results. It's physics, which is open source, and not worship.

      While this is "good news" on a temporary basis, this is bad news on the long term...

      Everything is "bad news". Everything! It doesn't matter what happens, it'll be twisted to "I told you so!"

      No, it does matter. "Banning" (reducing production of) CFCs was effective at permitting restoration of the ozone layer. For all that it's horribly annoying, the CARB has been highly effective at increasing air quality in California. When things work, we acknowledge them. But when there's a problem, we acknowledge that, too. Hiding doesn't help.

      Science says "The glacier is growing again, I wonder what is making that happen since my hypothesis is that it should be shrinking."

      We already knew it was cyclical, but also that it was tending to lose mass. Now it's grown at "about" the same rate at which it was shrinking, although we don't know what "about" means because this article wasn't written (or perhaps just not edited) by someone who thought that was important. This article is hardly worth arguing over.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    94. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't make their rules, I only distort and straw-man them.

      Fixed.
      There is no dominion without something to be the domain.
      Man cannot subdue the Earth if there is nothing left of it. Likewise, Man cannot rule over the fish, birds, and living creatures if there are none still alive.
      Furthermore, there are other parts in the Bible, which you conveniently didn't quote, which command Mankind to be good stewards of the Earth-- and this comports with the previous interpretation that this means to take care of the Earth not to crap on it and deplete it.

      The reason atheists draw the ire of religious people is because of constant straw-manning, equivocations, and outright lies that atheists bring up. See, atheists aren't in it to try and reason or compromise or understand. They're like vegans: the whole point is to make sure that everyone else knows how awesome are (in their own eyes).

    95. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To my surprise I have found that I tend to know more about Christian holy texts and the history of Christianity than the average Christian seems to do which is saying something because I don't really remember all that much from reading the bible. The main reason for my superior knowledge seems to be that unlike your average Christian I've actually read the bible cover to cover.

      So you feel euphoric and enlightened by your own intelligence? Got it. Noted. And a tip of the fedora to you, sir.

    96. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignore those parts you don't like even when they're shown directly to you. It's a very Xstian thing to do.

    97. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Well, ok.
      In that "Christianity" can actually be separated into a thousand different religions, sure. You're right.
      But it's largest single denomination absolutely believes what God's representative on Earth decrees- and that is that the Pop and his Bishops are uniquely vested in the authority to interpret the scripture.

      Sure, as the various sects have liberalized post-reformation, the idea of universal priesthood has gained a lot of ground, but it's still hard to argue that the Catechism of the Catholic Church, and the concept of the Magisterium, ranging back to the time of the early church isn't a central tenet, is frankly, fucking boneheaded.

    98. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is for Catholics and you know it. American Xstians are their own unique breed of stupid and don't even get along amongst themselves.

    99. Re:Unbelievable by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Look what you did, dumbass. Why did you have to trigger 50-year old atheist imbeciles?

      Now instead having bunch of usually interesting +5 comments we are having atheist circlejerk shitfest.

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    100. Re:Unbelievable by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      I thought this story would bring out the science denial crackpots.

      Do you remember when /. was a little bit intelligent?

    101. Re:Unbelievable by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      Man has sinned through industrialization, and the price to be paid is the destruction of our civilization.

      I must have missed that price mentioned in the IPCC reports. Do you have a link?

    102. Re:Unbelievable by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      It was well known and *PROVEN* at one time, though these scientific methods and the observable information at hand that:

      The Earth was flat

      When was that considered proven?
      What was the proof?

    103. Re:Unbelievable by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      No, but Christianity has the dangerous narrative built in that you can basically crap on the world because it's YOURS and when you're done with it, the end of the world is coming anyway and you go to a blissful place.

      Basically it's suicide terrorism on a global scale.

      Um .. no. You are commanded to love others as yourself, to put others needs ahead of your own.

    104. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Climate science, like all science, is a method of procedure that consists of systematic observation, measurement, and experiment, and the formulation, testing, and modification of hypotheses

      And yet when anyone pushes back on hypothesis that didn't match the observations we're all told we're deniers because the consensus is the science is settled.

      So which is it, is climate science following the scientific method or is it settled by consensus?

    105. Re:Unbelievable by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Ever notice how when you see the predictions from multiple hurricane projection models, there often is one or two that are utterly different from the consensus of all the other 10-15 models used to predict hurricanes?

      This is very similar to how the consensus polls all predicted HRC was going to crush Trump in 2016. FiveThirtyEight (Nate Silver) even talked extensively about how there's a tendency to herd because nobody wants to be seen as being way out of line, and if you're wrong, well then it wasn't your fault because everybody else was wrong too.

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      Just another day in Paradise
    106. Re:Unbelievable by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2

      It's complicated by the fact that a central tenet of the religion is the idea that priests must interpret the words for you.

      Then you weren't raised Christian. You were raised "Catholic Christian."
      Catholicism has a lot of this "your priest is better than you" kind of thing. I can't stand it, myself, and I'm a Christian.
      That's not a central tenet of Christianity. It's a central tenet of Catholicism.
      Christianity is very much about you and God. Nobody else is involved. It's your personal choice, and your personal responsibility.

      I interpret it myself, and every Protestant I've ever met does the same thing. That's not to say we don't look for advice on particularly troublesome bits*, but everybody searches for help on every subject if they don't understand something. Either that, or they defer to experts. That's what you do with climate change, after all. You haven't done all the experiments, set up temperature monitoring stations and satellites, correlated all the data, etc, yourself.
      So, you defer to experts, or at the very least, seek advice from experts.

      There's a huge difference between "seeking advice to help understand" and "priests must interpret the words for you."
      Don't confuse the two.

      * I've got an Israeli friend who I can go to for help with the original Hebrew wording of the Old Testament. It helps a lot with understanding if you know the original wording, and what implications were in it that don't translate well, if at all. I know a couple of Greeks who can help with the same for a lot of the original New Testament. Assuming a modern translation has the exact same meanings and implications as the original is where a lot of our problems come from.

      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    107. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subdue != exploit. The Bible is bookended by two trees, by a garden and a city. And it is suffused with the idea of Sabbath for the land and creatures as much as the people. No actual reading of the Bible can come up with a "it doesn't matter if we wreck the planet philosphy". That's only greedy people twisting a few verses to fit a pre-existing agenda, not letting the Bible set their agenda.

    108. Re:Unbelievable by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      The same book also says that Earth was given to Man to care for. And yet somehow worrying about global warming is anti-God because nobody actually thinks that responsibility means anything.

      That's not it. Responsibility means everything in Christianity. But the way we're approaching global warming is anything but. Al Gore lives in a gajillion square foot mansion, and flies around the world in private jets, while telling us we need to cut our carbon footprint from our 1400 square foot house.

      Canada's PM, Justin Trudeau, is hugely into trying to fix climate change, has brought in a carbon tax, and regularly shames Canadians for their energy usage. He was on vacation in Florida recently, and only two days after arriving, flew back to Canada for 3 or so hours of meetings one morning, before heading back to Florida to continue his vacation.
      Roughly 5 1/2 hours of travel in a government jet, for 3-4 hours of meetings. The Bombardier Challenger jet in question uses something like 1325 litres of fuel per hour.
      This hypocrite burned 7500 litres of fuel for meetings that could have waited until he was back, or been held over a secure telecom link if they were urgent, all the while telling us that we should be walking and taking public transit.

      Talking about global warming is fine. Even doing something about global warming is fine. But "I'm going to tax you because you're warming the planet, but in the meantime I've got a personal carbon footprint the size of a small town" just doesn't cut it. Especially when there have been lies, damned lies, and statistics from AGW alarmists for years, with virtually nothing to show for it.

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      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    109. Re:Unbelievable by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      They can't be all that intelligent if they believe in an entity whose existence cannot be proven and whose priests tell them how to live their lives, which they do for rear of their god whose existence cannot be proven will toss them in a hell that nobody can prove exists.

      All the anti-Christians in here keep saying stuff about "priests have to interpret the Bible," and "priests tell them how to live their lives." I can't help but think you're all confusing Christianity and Catholicism.
      There's nothing in Christianity about listening to what your priest says, or having your priest be a conduit between you and God. In fact, various places in the Bible explicitly state that all Christians are priests, so all are in the position of being "next to God," if you will.

      Maybe you should all learn something about global warming...I mean... Christianity before you knock it.

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      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    110. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Then you weren't raised Christian. You were raised "Catholic Christian."

      I definitely appreciate this distinction.
      However, you have to accept that until the Reformation, Catholic Christian was the de facto Christian.
      The fact that the religion has evolved over time to be something far more egalitarian doesn't speak to its roots.

      The point I'm making, is that you're essentially saying Protestantism is Christianity, while Catholicism is Catholic Christianity.
      That's fucking absurd.

    111. Re:Unbelievable by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      The alarmists are the ones who do the "it doesn't matter if two opposite things happen, both are evidence that catastrophic climate change is going to destroy the world!" thing.

      And the denialists are the ones who cherry-pick outliers to prove their case:

      Preliminary data reported from the reference glaciers of the World Glacier Monitoring Service (WGMS) in 2018 from Argentina, Austria, China, France, Italy, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Nepal, Norway, Russia, Sweden, Switzerland and United States indicate that 2018 will be the 30th consecutive year of significant negative annual balance (> -200mm); with a mean balance of -1247 mm for the 25 reporting reference glaciers, with only one glacier reporting a positive mass balance (WGMS, 2018).

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      You will not drink with us, but you would taste our steel? - Walter Matthau, The Pirates
    112. Re:Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No, you are supposed to love your neighbor (and only him) as yourself (and not any more). The rest of the world can well go to hell.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    113. Re:Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Care to point to the relevant verses? The general idea is as far as I can tell "stand by your fellow Jew (or Christian for that matter, after all we usurped that part, too) and to hell with the heathens and the rest of the world".

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    114. Re:Unbelievable by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Subdue is exploit. The problem is that whoever invented the verses could not possibly foresee that we actually HAVE the means to do just that. It was supposed to be a guide book for bronze age desert dwellers. You think they had a concept of trawler fishing?

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    115. Re:Unbelievable by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      And what is the original Hebrew word that was translated as "subdue" here? What does that Hebrew word imply? Any ideas? Didn't think so.....

      The Hebrew word is kabash. It does mean "subdue," but only if the object of the word is hostile. So, this verse is saying "If the world is hostile and might kill you, control it so it won't."
      Not bad advice, really.
      The other part of this verse that people have problems with is the "rule" over the fish part. Before that gets anybody's knickers in a knot:
      The Hebrew word translated to "rule" in your example is radah.
      This means a kingly rule, definitely implying royalty. It doesn't expand on what that means in Genesis, but the same word is used in Psalm 72, and translated the same way. This Psalm is about the coronation of King Solomon, and expands on what a king should be like:

      He delivers the needy when they call, the poor and those who have no helper. He has pity on the weak and the needy, and saves the lives of the needy. From oppression and violence he redeems their life; and precious is their blood in his sight.

      That also sounds pretty good to me. If you've got a problem with someone acting the way those verses describe, then you're a bit of a psychopath, to be honest.

      Ezekiel 34 has a rebuke of the kings Israel has had:

      You have not strengthened the weak, you have not healed the sick, you have not bound up the injured, you have not brought back the strayed, you have not sought the lost, but with force and harshness you have ruled them.

      A kingly dominion in Biblical terms is not lording power over people or your kingdom. A king accepts tributes and taxes from his subjects, so we can use the earth for sustenance. At the same time, though, the preferred kingly behaviour described in the Bible means we should be protecting the earth, preserving its natural beauty and resources, and try to bring those "lost" places that have been damaged through "force and harshness" back to their former glory.
      This last part, we humans definitely have trouble with; we seem to have the "clear cut the rainforest" types and the "ban all energy usage" types, both of whom are loud and have a platform, and the moderates in the middle who want some balance are mostly ignored.

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      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    116. Re:Unbelievable by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I'll agree that it's absurd, especially looking from the outside.

      However, I'm sure we can both agree that Christianity should be based on the teachings of Jesus. Anything not taught by Jesus shouldn't be in Christianity.
      Makes sense, right?

      Well, the whole "priests as conduit to God" thing is nowhere in the teachings of Jesus. It's explicitly stated that everyone can approach God directly.
      So, in this case, it's Catholicism that's got it wrong.
      The whole reason for the Reformation was that the Catholic Church was moving further away from basic Jesus' teachings, into this kind of dogmatic crap.
      The Reformation wasn't to make Christianity more palatable to modern audiences. It was meant to take Christianity back to its roots, where it should have been the whole time.

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    117. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I'm *definitely* not defending Catholic dogma.
      And I don't disagree with you.
      We just can't use the No True Scotsman to claim the largest plurality of Christians are in fact Catholic Christians, while smaller pluralities are the real ones.

    118. Re:Unbelievable by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      That's not No True Scotsman.
      No True Scotsman would mean that nobody was the real Christian.
      There are Christians that get it right, but the majority get it wrong.
      It's humanity. We have an innate, unending tendency to fuck things up.

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    119. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      No true Scotsman or appeal to purity is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.

      Sorry, it's No True Scotsman.
      It's called No True Scotsman, because the same logic can be applied both directions, even if you're only applying it one direction.
      The fact is, if you take the average person who considers themselves Christian, you get a Catholic.

    120. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Mean, median, and mode, in fact.

    121. Re:Unbelievable by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      The fact is, if you take the average person who considers themselves Christian, you get a Catholic.

      You're absolutely right.

      No true Scotsman or appeal to purity is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.

      Sorry, it's No True Scotsman.

      It's called No True Scotsman, because the same logic can be applied both directions, even if you're only applying it one direction.

      I still don't agree with this, though.
      A Christian, by definition, is someone who follows the teachings of Christ. That makes non-Biblical Catholic dogma, by definition, not Christian.

      I'm not saying it's necessarily bad, as some people's personalities need the ritualistic stuff to make it work for them. But saying that it's Christianity, just because the majority of Christians align themselves with the Catholic Church, isn't correct.

      I'm not generalizing the definition of Christian to mean "anybody who, at least on Easter and Christmas, goes to a church that considers Jesus the Son of God, and Saviour of the World."
      I'm already being specific, in that to be called "Christian," something has to have been taught by Christ.
      If Christ didn't say "yes, do this" or "no, don't do this," then it's a personal choice that we are free to make ourselves.
      As an example, confessing sins to your priest is a personal choice, because it wasn't specified either way by Jesus.
      However, the idea of using your priest as a conduit to God is actually against Biblical teachings.
      Hebrews 4:16 tells Christians to come boldly to God, themselves. Going through your priest is not "coming boldly."
      If something is specifically against Christ's teachings, can we really say it's Christian, just because it's practiced by the majority of Christians?

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    122. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      It bears repeating- I am definitely not defending Catholic dogma.
      However, there are plenty of aspects of the New Covenant that protestants chose to ignore, or interpret creatively to move toward a more egalitarian philosophy.
      There is, for example, much to be said biblically speaking for the Priesthood and a lot of its dogma that the protestants have interpreted to mean all people, when it requires some serious stretching of word meaning to arrive at that conclusion.

      I'd prefer if people must practice Christianity, that they practice a Protestant interpretation of it, for sure. But I find it astounding that any of the sects think their way is the right way, biblically speaking.

    123. Re:Unbelievable by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      We may have to agree to disagree.

      Although I've been doing a bit of digging, and found a document on the Vatican's website, that states that all Christians become a holy and royal priesthood.

      http://www.vatican.va/roman_cu...

      I haven't read the entire thing, but it's got some interesting bits....

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    124. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1
      Yes, that is official catholic doctrine.
      Next paragraph, though:

      But with the intention of forming the christians into one body, in which "all members do not have the same function" (Rm 12:4), on the evening of his Resurrection, he sent especially the Apostles, in the same way he was sent by the Father (cf John 20:21); from here originates the doctrine of the "special mandate" of the hierarchy in the Church.

    125. Re:Unbelievable by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Yes, all members do not have the same function.
      But I don't take that to mean that any member is more important, or any closer to God, than any other member.
      Some are teachers, some are healers, some pray, some will just sit with someone when they need company.
      But when we're told that all can come to God, then "some will talk to God and tell you what He said" doesn't seem like it should be one of those functions that only some members have.

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    126. Re:Unbelievable by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      doesn't seem like it should be one of those functions that only some members have.

      Nope. Which is why I like the Protestant interpretation far better.
      But it is still just that. An interpretation.
      There are more passages in scripture supporting the idea of a specific clergy formed in the structure of Christ and his Apostles, and there are more passages in scripture supporting the idea of an egalitarian priesthood.
      I don't take sides on what's right. The book is too damn contradictory for that, which should surprise no one as it's composed of many books written by different people (unless of course you want to argue it's the literal word of God)

      For whatever it's worth, I hope one day Protestantism is the dominant form Christianity settles on. In the mean time, I still don't think anyone's argument is better than anyone else's from the point of scripture.

    127. Re:Unbelievable by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Man has sinned through industrialization, and the price to be paid is the destruction of our civilization.

      I must have missed that price mentioned in the IPCC reports. Do you have a link?

      "Climate alarmism" is only tangentially related to global warming science. Al Gore is an alarmist. AOC is an alarmist. These people use climate alarmism to gain money and power.

      I didn't say the earth isn't getting warmer. I have no doubt it's gotten warmer in my lifetime. But we're not all going to die in 12 years because of it. See the difference?

    128. Re:Unbelievable by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      Yes, I understand. Understanding the concept of free will and subjective purpose doesn't require a story about a talking snake in a magical garden though.

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  2. Density. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Area is one measure. Density is another we can't readily perform under the surface, hence the hollowed out Greenland and other glaciers, arctic ice melting unforseen from below. We can't stop it now, but we have to begin.

  3. Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    For some evidence of global warming. It's been decades now, and everything they've shown us as evidence has turned out not to be the case.

    I wonder if in fifty years they'll be going on about global warming, even when it still isn't happening?

    1. Re:Still waiting... by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I can see the global warming right out of my window. I live in the mountains, and I can see the skiing resorts. The one that got built in the 1800s, the one from the early 1900s, the one from the 1950ies, 1980ies and of now. I wonder why all new structures have moved higher up.

      I can also see the terminal moraine left by the glaciers in the 1800s, in the early 1900s, the ones from the 1950ies, 1980ies, and where the glacier ends now. I wonder why they likewise move higher up.

      And I can see the postcards with pictures from the same spot in the 1800s, in the early 1900s, the ones from the 1950ies, 1980ies, and where the snow line ends now. I wonder why it moved higher up too.

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    2. Re:Still waiting... by nonBORG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is local temperature change you are looking at and then claiming it is global warming, and if it were the other way (everything was getting colder locally) you would ignore it and say that it is globally that matters.

      That is not to say there is not global climate change, there is, but there is also a lot of claims of stuff being related which is not (that is not to even say your local situation is not.)

      But more to the point when you see a glacier going the wrong way for your theory or whatever you find a way to write it off and then quote the movement of a few buildings locally as proof positive the other way than the evidence in the article? Few people argue about global warming but they do discuss how big a deal it is and if it is caused by man. Also as with your local example of local climate change people adapt to changes.

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    3. Re:Still waiting... by Freischutz · · Score: 5, Informative

      For some evidence of global warming. It's been decades now, and everything they've shown us as evidence has turned out not to be the case.

      I wonder if in fifty years they'll be going on about global warming, even when it still isn't happening?

      Here you go: http://berkeleyearth.org/globa..., now rejoice in the fact that your life long quest is over. Perhaps you can spend the rest of your life waiting for Trickle-down economics to start working?

    4. Re:Still waiting... by Freischutz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is local temperature change you are looking at and then claiming it is global warming, and if it were the other way (everything was getting colder locally) you would ignore it and say that it is globally that matters. That is not to say there is not global climate change, there is, but there is also a lot of claims of stuff being related which is not (that is not to even say your local situation is not.) But more to the point when you see a glacier going the wrong way for your theory or whatever you find a way to write it off and then quote the movement of a few buildings locally as proof positive the other way than the evidence in the article? Few people argue about global warming but they do discuss how big a deal it is and if it is caused by man. Also as with your local example of local climate change people adapt to changes.

      The changes I'm seeing all over the N-Atlantic tell me that this is more than a 'local climate change', science confirms this and we have examples of what happened earlier in the earth's history when this much carbon dioxide was de-sequestered into the atmosphere. Long story short, it wasn't pretty. Given the choice between believing thousands of scientists saying the climate is changing and a few useful idiots shilling for the fossil fuel industry who say it isn't, I'm going to pick the scientists.

    5. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      climategate was nothing interesting though (except to deniers). Some emails from one research centre in the UK were leaked that indicated raw data was manipulated before being fed into models. It was then externally audited and was found to be the correct kind of manipulation for the data. I'm sure you can read whatever you want about it somewhere on the internet.

      I'm sure we don't know the exact effects. We can only look back in time to see when the planet was last warmer - not good, or when it last had higher concentrations of CO2 - really not good. And now the average temp has started climbing in line with the graphs climate scientists have been producing, actually a little higher than the earlier ones.

      So when should we be alarmed? If we wait until the climate is already too warm then its too late. (my reading is that it is already too late. we didn't listen and act while everything was ok, now its starting to turn bad we're starting to pretend to act, by the time we actually act we'll have written in at least the end of our current phase, possibly the end of ourselves)

    6. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      but what are the scientists saying, because there is a lot of sensationalism in the media of what they are saying and there is what they are really saying. What they are really saying is all sorts of things but not a unified consensus about what will happen and what the cause of what has happened is. There is a problem with media and true believers (not yourself probably) who have spouted stuff and then they followed up by staying with the program. There is a thing called climate gate. When chicken little runs around saying the sky is falling he gets enough media attention and says everything that happens is a sign of the end of the world and what not it becomes difficult to sift out the crap and get to the truth. Have a look at climate gate and you may get a insight into the mindset here. None of that proves anything just that there is a lot of fud. For example these glaciers were supposed to disappear now they are not disappearing but it is bad news and some people expect us all to stay convinced and fearful about the end of world in 7 years. Some of us are a little jaded by the climate stuff being the end of the world and every news story having to follow the same path.

      Try reading up on the Permian–Triassic extinction event it was caused by an 8 degree increase in global temperatures due to CO2 emissions (or a breakdown of the carbon cycle as scientists called it) it killed every terrestrial animal over 5 kg in weight and 96% of all marine species. I don't know if you'd call that the end of the world but in my book it is pretty close and even if the damage is limited to a subset of what happened during the PT event is bad all on it's own. We have currently raised the temperature of the planet by 1 degree over pre-industrial levels so that's 1/8th of the P/T event increase and we are on track for 2-4 which is 1/4 to 1/2 of the PT event if nothing is done and so far the increase in temperature has always beaten projections because of unforeseen feedback loops. The thing is that if the temperature increase reaches a certain point the warming became a runaway process in the past and there is no reason to believe the same won't happen this time.

    7. Re:Still waiting... by Sique · · Score: 2
      We have a pretty good clue what CO2 does to a celestial body. The Earth is not the only one that has CO2. Actually, most of the celestial bodies we know have CO2 in their atmosphere, if they actually have one. And each single of them is warmer than the black body temperature would predict. We have the extreme Venus, where the black body temperature is about the freezing point of water (273 K), but the actual surface temperature is about 740 K. And yes, the atmosphere of Venus is dense, and consists to more than 95% of CO2. We have the Mars with a very thin atmosphere, which is also mainly CO2, but of very low density, which means that the amount of CO2 electromagnetic radiation has to pass to either reach the Mars surface or to leave it, is much smaller than on Earth. Earth in turn has Greenhouse effect of about 20 K. We have Earth, whose Greenhouse effect compared to the black body temperature makes the surface about 35 K warmer.

      So yes, we have plenty of data how CO2 influences surface temperatures.

      We also have historical data on CO2 in the Earth's atmosphere. Starting in the 1870ies, chemists were able to analyze the atmosphere very exactly, and at least since the 1890ies, we have complete data. We know that in 1900, the concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere was 270 ppm (or 0.0270 percent). We know that it grew to 300 ppm in the 1950ies, 330 ppm in the 1970ies and to 410 ppm now. We can also calculate the amount of additional carbon dioxide necessary for the increase: It's 700 billion metric tons. We can also calculate the amount of coal and oil we need to burn to get 700 billion metric tons. It's about 270 billion metric tons. That means: burning about 2.1 billion tons of coal and oil per year for the last 120 years would result in the increase of carbon dioxid we measure right now. In fact, we burn about 4.1 billion tons of oil and 1 billion tons of coal per year right now.

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    8. Re:Still waiting... by houghi · · Score: 1

      I bet you vacinate your kids as well.

      Science: what has it ever done for us? (Insert Monthy Python script)

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    9. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why bother trying to doing anything then? You just said that you believe it's too late anyway.

      Captcha: chills ;)

    10. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah global be warming in the summer and global be cooling in the winter ya?

    11. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go: http://berkeleyearth.org/globa... [berkeleyearth.org], now rejoice in the fact that your life long quest is over. Perhaps you can spend the rest of your life waiting for Trickle-down economics to start working?

      That hasn't been a right/left issue for like 20 years. Both sides are highly invested in trickle-down theories. At least the right can be honest with themselves. I, personally, believe anyone with any form of loyalty to one of the two major American political parties is too stupid to be voting at this point. More than half the people don't even bother in most places. Why would they? It's a fucking joke. But, yeah those republicans with their supply side economics. Better vote in the Democrat with the nearly identical policy.

    12. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real irony I find, is that people only think it involves the weather, and doesn't translate to the microscopic world.

      The northern surge for ticks in the US, depletion of insect populations and varieties around the world, though the latter partially caused by human expansion in certain areas.... Hubris. About the only thing that comes to mind with the myopia on display in this forum.

      Good on you Freischultz for sticking to the points... Appreciate that...

    13. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really need to learn about confirmation bias.

    14. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, my favorite are skiers complaining about GW.

      Hey - stop skiing, or stop complaining. Just a massive waste of carbon.

    15. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's not based on atmospheric pressure? Oh, OK, you're smarter than everyone else including NASA.

      NASA Debunks Global Warming Theory
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WcVGXA6Lr8

    16. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just that whipping out anecdotes when talking about a global phenomena isn't helpful. You're just opening up a target for someone to call you out on it being anecdotal. If you want to argue, use the real arguments. The acidification of the ocean, the CO2 content in the air compared to what we know from core samples, the changes even in the last few decades when we got really serious about measuring global temps. This is all real evidence. Talking about local ski resorts moving is not real evidence.

    17. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Penicillin?

    18. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The aqueduct.

    19. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're so vain, I bet you think that post was about you... It wasn't. It was directed to the person who "can see the global warming right out of my window.'

    20. Re:Still waiting... by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      This is local temperature change you are looking at and then claiming it is global warming,

      Actually, the location and size of a glacier is a good indicator of the average of local temperatures over many years. We call this "climate."

      You're right that this is only one spot on the earth, which neither proves or disproves *anything* about global climate. However, the same observation of glacier retreat are made all over the world.

    21. Re:Still waiting... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I wonder why all new structures have moved higher up.

      Because advancements in transportation and construction have made it possible, and because being higher up means you have better views, longer slopes, a longer season to make money, etc.?

    22. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the choice between believing thousands of scientists saying the climate is changing and a few useful idiots shilling for the fossil fuel industry who say it isn't, I'm going to pick the scientists.

      Rather than belief, review the data.

    23. Re:Still waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ought to look back to when the planet was colder ... not good BOSCO ... global cooling is very dammm not good at all. Then kiss yo azzwhole and be thankful for global warming if indeed it's happening. Be thankful if we/Earth remains un-naturally warm for another 10,000 years. Because if global cooling happens ... when it indeed happens again as it must you are in very deep white icy shit indeed.

    24. Re:Still waiting... by Sique · · Score: 1
      No. I am not. Whatever that video quoted from, it's probably not NASA.

      What I did is simply taking numbers everyone can look up. We know the surface temperature of the Sun. It's effective temperature is about 5777 K. We know the Solar constant is slighly less than 1.4 kW. We know the diameter of the Earth and can thus calculate how much energy the Sun radiates to the Earth. We can calculate how warm a black body the size of the Earth has to have to radiate as much energy back to Space. We know, it's 254 K if we consider the albedo (the reflectivity of the Earth, without it would be around 279 K). We also know that the average surface temperature of Earth is 290 K, as we get daily measurements in the weather reports.

      We did the same for Mars and Venus (the U.S. first with the Mariner probes, the USSR with the Venera probes) already in the 1970ies. We know their atmospheres. We know their average surface temperatues (220 K and 740 K). We can calculate their black body temperature (211 K and 227 K if we include the albedo). There is no magic. There are no hidden variables. There is just the Stefan-Boltzmann law and Planck's radiation law.

      Whatever your video suggests, it contradicts what we actually measure. So I would rather trust the measurements and not some video on Youtube.

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    25. Re:Still waiting... by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      For some evidence of global warming. It's been decades now, and everything they've shown us as evidence has turned out not to be the case.

      The increasing global mean surface temperature.

      The rising sea level

    26. Re:Still waiting... by strikethree · · Score: 1

      The changes I'm seeing all over the N-Atlantic tell me that this is more than a 'local climate change', science confirms this and we have examples of what happened earlier in the earth's history when this much carbon dioxide was de-sequestered into the atmosphere.

      This is not a refutation of what nonBORG was saying. All nonBORG was doing was acknowledging the local changes that were occurring to Sique, but in themselves, are not proof of climate change.

      By doing this, he did not deny climate change. Here is a quote of his post to demonstrate:

      That is not to say there is not global climate change, there is ...

      And then you say this:

      Given the choice between believing thousands of scientists saying the climate is changing and a few useful idiots shilling for the fossil fuel industry who say it isn't, I'm going to pick the scientists.

      Well sure, but that is a false choice. There is a more reasonable path of action here, which Sique touched upon: Look for yourself. Pay attention to the details. Seek out more information.

      I am not a professional scientist. I have not attended college. I did not graduate high school.

      I have lived in various locations around the world. All of them, except the equatorial regions, appear to have, on average, grown warmer. That is one person, and is not a scientifically significant data point by itself.

      I "know" that all things balance out. All scientific "laws" appear to agree. Take the three main "laws" of thermodynamics, they all talk about balance. Same with Newton's "laws", such as an object in motion will stay in motion unless acted on by another force.

      That being said, we know that CO2 acts like a blanket; therefore, more heat is being contained because we know we are emitting CO2 into the atmosphere. What happens to a system that receives more energy? Well, according to Newton, that system changes.

      I REALLY don't understand what all the controversy is about. I see how it happened, but I fail to see how people fail to discipline their minds in such a way that they are unable to go find the fucking truth (as much as we can understand anyways) themselves.

      Climate *IS* changing. Every prediction about the exact changes has been dead wrong. But climate is definitely changing, and using "probability", those changes are not likely to be useful and could possibly even be extremely deadly.

      The only solid solution we have so far is reducing CO2 output. This is an untenable solution as the only way this planet can support billions of people is to extract energy in ways that release carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. I mean, try selling "4 billion people have to die today to avert a disaster a thousand years from now" to the general public. Most people will just deny that there is a problem to begin with. Their lives depend on not doing anything about climate change. This should not be a surprising result.

      Where the fuck did I go just now? I apologize, but I will still hit submit anyways. Just ignore my ramblings.

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  4. Jakobshavn by pahles · · Score: 2

    (YA-cobs-HA-ven)

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    1. Re:Jakobshavn by Krakadoom · · Score: 2

      Surely YA-cobs-haun would be more accurate, no?

  5. Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean the Jim Bridenstine led NASA?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/19/science/jim-bridenstine-nasa.html

  6. Just shutttt upppp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you always want to fight the badly needed population correction? Just let it happen. Look around. There are WAY too many Humans. This problem will solve itself.

    1. Re:Just shutttt upppp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      90% of the people live on about 2% of the arable land. There's room for a loooooot more people, and the planet could easily sustain massive growth for centuries, if we'd just practice a little bit of fucking restraint.

  7. There's more by melted · · Score: 0, Troll

    Avenatti is going to jail (along with Jussie Smollett's lawyer, his co-conspirator). Global warming is turning around. Mueller report has nothing in it. ISIS is destroyed. Dems run a bunch of clowns in the primaries. Liberal media has completely self-destructed. And so on and so forth. If things go like this, Trump is getting a Reagan-style landslide in 2020.

    1. Re:There's more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, yeah, grandpa. And now, be a good boy and take your meds and go back to bed.

    2. Re:There's more by Just+A+Gigolo · · Score: 0

      Maybe you millenials should learn some common sense and stop being such authority-groweling douchebags?

    3. Re:There's more by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

      Oh. From his telling, I didn't think he could win any more bigly

  8. conveyer belt stopping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the Gulf current is slowing down because of the polar cap ice loss, restoring temporarily the cold climate in polar region? This could become an (dampened) oscillation, or a series of hickups. It would also mean that we would have severe weather systems in the lower latitudes on Atlantic during the lows of the stream strength, coincident with harsh winters in Europe and rebounds of polar ice. But, since we know that more warmth is getting into system, eventually the net effect will be on the loss of ice side.
    Another aspect of land ice variation may be increased seismic activity, due to forces and movements changing direction. More wiggling allows easier overcoming of friction.

    1. Re:conveyer belt stopping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, yeah, yadda, yadda. Grasping for straws.

      Here's a tip, junior. Don't ever play the horses.

  9. They got it by CaptGyro · · Score: 1

    "A natural cyclical cooling" aka. winter.

  10. It's Working! Burn More Coal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must! Save! The! Planet!

  11. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You could've just refuted OPs points on why consensus and science are polar opposites to one another, just like OP could've left out the appeal to authority and just made that point directly.

    So I do it here:

    Consensus is not science. Science is never settled. Experts are good and nice for science, and it is likely they are right on the next issues, but not certain. Politics is not science, either, so large scientific organisations, ever growing aggregates of consensus, old experts and politics, will only produce an ever shrinking amount of actual science.

    For as long as humanity existed, science wasn't settled on anything, experts have been wrong on almost everything and hence all consensii that ever existed have been proven wrong years, decades or millenia later.

    If your only argument is "consensus" and the agreement of measurements, your scientific theory is a sad mess, because your agreement of measurements just got BTFO by another set of glacier expansion data, just as the various mountains all across the world should have been devoid of snow on their summits by now but still aren't. Unless of course growing AND shrinking glaciers are confirmations of your theory. But then the theory is not a theory but a religion. As "man made global warming" has adherents who want to ban dissent, criminalize "climate change denial" with actual prison sentences, demand that everyone makes sacrifices everywhere, and proceed to ramble about things that are unknowable and cannot be understood by laymen anywhere everm, we have a few other components of "New Religious Movements" already.

    I might be wrong, but so do you. Unless you accept that you could be wrong and all the experts could be wrong if a simple observation X and Y happened tomorrow, you are not scientific. And yes, glaciers growing is a pretty strong refute of what we ever heard about what Global Warming would bring. And if climate change is the new thing, we can just give up on the science part and start praying already because climate has and always will warm and cool. Climate will keep changing until the sun burns out. If that is "proof" of your theory, good luck, because now every single observation ever can prove your point. You might as well look at chicken bones and the 50th digit of a household digital thermometer to confirm your points.

  12. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    In the seventies it was common knowledge, and agreed on consensus, that the Earth was experiencing a climatic cooling period. That is still the case today.

    The problem is, between then and now, climate itself became a political baseball bat. Something that changes meaning with the whim of those who weild it. Used to beat those who disagree into submission. Feck global alarmist and their facist ways.

    Want to save the planet? Get EVERYONE involved, not just people who will vote the way you think they should. Seperate climate and "inevitable doom" hyperbolic BS. Teach conservation and environmental impact of ALL actions, not just man made ones. Stop with the seas rising fifty feet with polar ice melting, wiping away half the planet.

    Let people build atmospheric carbon scrubbers and sequesterers to give the world enough time to turn the corner.

    STOP carbon credit systemic manipulation.

    And finally, grow the feck up. Shut up and start leading the way. Stop arguing about it on the internet and wasting time, energy, and fossil fuels over conversations you will not win if you don't lead the way in real life!

  13. End of March by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Doesn't that sound normal that the glacier grows from Sept to March?

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    1. Re:End of March by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While growing, how far did it reach? The maximum extent (alternatively, the you could measure the minimum extent, or an average, as long as you're being consistent) has been less than the previous year's by 3km. In last 2 years the maximum extent has grown instead of shrunk, which is a significant change.

  14. Re: Skepticism is a Virtue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *abundant, sorry, phone post.

  15. Oh for fuck's sake! by Chas · · Score: 0, Troll

    Something that seems to prove their theory?
    DEFINITIVELY AGW!

    But, something like a growing glacier? Which contradicts it?
    "A natural cycle."

    It's a fucking religion at this point.
    Just like being anti-Trump.

    Most people don't dispute that climate is changing.
    The problem is, the models for this shit are so shoddy and inflexible.

    So when people point out the problems in the models, they get labeled a "climate denier".

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    1. Re: Oh for fuck's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being opposed to Trump is a position against willful ignorance, racism, and abject stupidity.

    2. Re: Oh for fuck's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell me more about russian collusion the last 2 years.

      Willful ignorance. Check
      Abject stupidity check.

      Racism... hmmmmm Mexicans and Muslims are a race now!

    3. Re: Oh for fuck's sake! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      tell me more about russian collusion the last 2 years.

      My prediction is that the report says that Mueller uncovered insufficient evidence to prove [or seek conviction on the basis] that Trump was personally involved with collusion with Russians. He keeps meeting with Putin and not letting us know what was said, and he destroys evidence regularly. If he's so innocent, why is he so against there being any evidence to back up his good intentions?

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    4. Re: Oh for fuck's sake! by Chas · · Score: 1

      "He keeps meeting with Putin."

      You mean "doing his job by maintaining diplomatic ties with another nation's leader?"

      "Not letting us know what was said."

      You've been told everything you have the security clearance to know.

      "Destroys evidence regularly"

      Sorry? I think you mean Hillary Clinton. She's not the president, much as you might like.
      Translation: CITATION REQUIRED.

      "If he's so innocent, why is he so against there being any evidence to back up his good intentions."

      You DO realize you just asked the man to prove a negative right?

      This is the kind of blind, willful partisan religious impetus that's at the base of the problem.

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    5. Re: Oh for fuck's sake! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      "He keeps meeting with Putin."

      You mean "doing his job by maintaining diplomatic ties with another nation's leader?"

      We don't know whether he's doing his job or committing treason, because we don't get any transcripts or recordings.

      "Not letting us know what was said."

      You've been told everything you have the security clearance to know.

      You might be satisfied with that, since you celebrate ignorance. I am not.

      "Destroys evidence regularly"

      Sorry? I think you mean Hillary Clinton.

      Trump destroys emails too, but more relevantly, he's been spotted destroying his notes on more than one occasion.

      "If he's so innocent, why is he so against there being any evidence to back up his good intentions."

      You DO realize you just asked the man to prove a negative right?

      No, that's not what I did at all. I want some evidence of good faith, of which there has been none.

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    6. Re: Oh for fuck's sake! by Chas · · Score: 1

      We don't know whether he's doing his job or committing treason, because we don't get any transcripts or recordings.

      Exactly. You DON'T know. So you're inventing conspiracies.

      My neighbor doesn't tell me what he's doing. So he MUST be turning the frogs gay for 5th dimensional alien takeover!
      Right?

      You might be satisfied with that, since you celebrate ignorance. I am not.

      Yep. But you just rocket-jumped right over the line between inquisitiveness and flat-out conspiracy theory. You're now so far over you can't even SEE the line where you're at.

      Trump destroys emails too, but more relevantly, he's been spotted destroying his notes on more than one occasion.

      His COMPANIES destroyed e-mail. BUSINESS E-MAIL.

      Clinton destroyed GOVERNMENT e-amils. There's a MASSIVE legal difference. AND YOU KNOW IT!

      As for the Fox News article. Yes. We'll just trust the word of Swalwell, who is only one of his political opponents. Completely without any sort of corroboration whatsoever.

      Hahahahaha!

      Oh. You're SERIOUS?

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

      And Omarosa "Look At Me!" who has a history of blowing bullshit about Trump to keep herself in the limelight.

      I refer you back to "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

      ou DO realize you just asked the man to prove a negative right?

      No, that's not what I did at all. I want some evidence of good faith, of which there has been none.

      Again, you're asking him to prove something you've imagined didn't happen.

      That's called "proving a negative".

      YOU! Prove to ME, that you aren't making plans to rule the universe!

      GO!

      Try harder...

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  16. Well there is all the proof you need by 3seas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Chemtrails work.

  17. Re: Al Gore's worst nightmare come true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the knowledge of mankind at your fingertips and you write that? The willful ignorance of your post is truly astonishing.

  18. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I call bullshit on your argument. That's the same logical fault that is used by the anti-vax movement: because there is one "scientist" that published a link between autism and vaccination, the science is not settled. Let's just ignore that this "scientist" had his paper and approbation revoked for gross misconduct.

    The question of "Is the human burning of fossil fuels affecting the world climate?" is settled. There is a small number of nay-Sayers, many with political and financial reasons, but that's completely normal. The on-going debate is only about the precise impact. Much of the projections in research papers is by nature conservative. Not in the political sense, but in the sense of "let's assume the unknown factors compensate as much as reasonable possible for humanities impact". Of course, media likes to quote the most dramatic projection instead, so for the layman it might look like drawing doomsday scenarios. A 50 feet raise of the ocean level doesn't sound that extreme, e.g. if you compare with https://xkcd.com/1225/ Not a scientific source and there is a ~10% difference in density between ice and water, but good enough.

    Some of the big open questions are "Where is all the extra energy going that we do not see?" and "How does the raising ocean temperature affect the ocean and air circulation streams?". The former is difficult to answer because temperature monitoring for the world oceans is spotty at best. It's also an insanely large reservoir of storage capacity for heat, so small temperature changes reflect vast amounts of energy. The latter question is difficult to answer because there are a lot of small scale and large scale interactions all getting mixed up.

    But with all those open questions, the data base is getting better every day and the quality of the models used is improving constantly as well. So far, the actual data has pretty consistently out-paced the conservative predictions for the temperature raise. That should be deeply troubling to everyone...

  19. In Climate Change We Trust! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you question obvious things! When I was a kid I remember that snow piles at my front door ware above my head and in the last 20 years I have not seen so high anymore!

  20. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Presumptive faith though, not assumptive. There is at least some evidence to build the foundation of belief, with faith being the glue. In religion, the whole thing is made of glue.

  21. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Freischutz · · Score: 1

    Science is as much of a religion for most people as religion is...

    Surely you donâ(TM)t understand every aspect of climate science in order to verify the findings, right? So you accept some stuff on faith.

    Worst case I can get somebody who does know climate change to verify the research results because they are physical mesuralbe observable and verifieable. Come to think of it, science already does that, it's called peer review. Now will you please submit your evidence for the existence of god and hell and explain why only designated clergy and prophets have a direct line to god and why god is so obsessed with the way the general public lives their lives?

  22. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the seventies it was common knowledge, and agreed on consensus, that the Earth was experiencing a climatic cooling period. That is still the case today.

    Nope! That was a fruitcake idea held by a few nutballs back then, and it is the same now, except for trying to make their fruitcake out to be larger than it was.

    Back in the Seventies, people believed in crystals and fad diets. People today believe those too.

    Not so much the meaningful scientific consensus you want it to be.

    Sorry. You're wasting your time believing in a fairy tale that you gut has misled you into believing. In reality, powerful corporations like Exxon and Du Pont were paying big money to buy out the truth and give themselves a few more years of ease.

    Stop spreading lies, open your eyes, and learn the real truth. You are being subjected to the machinations of exploitative corporations who don't care what they do to you, or how you suffer. They don't beat you into submission, they slyly toxify your mind and convince you that their poisons are delicious.

    They'd sell you young earth creationism and send you the bill.

  23. "The science is settled", they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Newsflash: Climate is more dynamic than you previously thought.

  24. Climate Change is Unfalsifiable Pheudoscience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huKY5DzrcLI

  25. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gg

  26. Re: Skepticism is a Virtue by johnsie · · Score: 1

    Scepticism is quite interesting too.

  27. Re:No climate change model predicted this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What an excellent question. Just a question, that honestly deserves an answer. Instead, you got a -1, because someone is angry that things might be improving (or, just simply staying the same) on this planet.

    Some people are only happy if things go the way their chosen side wishes them to go -- even if it's to the detriment of society.

  28. Better world by eminencja · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be nice if everyone who has been worrying about glaciers worried about herbicides instead?

    1. Re:Better world by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I don't see why. Herbicides that move through the food chain and hurt eagles are illegal and food is available without herbicide use at most grocery stores, so people can choose. Whereas glacial melt is the result of a societal decision, and how much pollution we allow and how to capture the externalized costs of it.

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    2. Re:Better world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roundup is real pollution. Carbon dioxide is not pollution - it's what makes plants grow.

  29. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by penandpaper · · Score: 1

    STOP carbon credit systemic manipulation.

    This. I had a lovely experience with a similar credit system but for water. The EPA made it too expensive to upgrade a waste processing facility and so it was cheaper for the company to buy "clean water credits" instead of actually fixing an actual problem with their waste processing plant because of what the EPA regulations. Why fix a problem when you can buy "clean" whatever EPA measures and say "Oh look see we are clean!".

    I lost a lot of respect for the EPA after that experience. When they make it more difficult to upgrade a waste processing facility to reduce pollution and instead focus on empty credit systems that do nothing,

  30. Are you sure this is not due to the Gakkel Ridge? by srone · · Score: 0

    I recall a National Geographic article covering the massive volcanic eruptions in 1999 due to the Gakkel Ridge in the Arctic Ocean. Maybe these eruptions have slowed down and the water is cooling off. It seems these pictures have been removed from the National Geographic website, I wonder why...

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  31. maybe its the same size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are we sure its nothing stupid like its attached/anchored some way and is "shrinking"/"growing" with the tides?

  32. it's all lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God, climate change; it's all lies

  33. temporary by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    "Study authors and outside scientists think this is temporary." Could you put a timescale on that? After all, many scientists believe that the Earth is temporary.

  34. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's bulshit man. There is truth behind antivaxer movement, that's why it is so impossible to suppress. The truth is that medical profession is corrupt by powerful interests of Big Pharma. And so it is obvious for any scientist that pro cases studies are very very biased.

    Exactly same goes for the Climategate. Do you know that the Data, the planetary scale measures that feed all these fancy Climate models only look for extreme hot data points but disregard extreme low measures? Think about it.

    The truth will come out. We already are seeing a starting Global Cooling that cannot be denied.

  35. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not so. If you only look for extreme hot meausremensts and disregard extreme cold ones, like the climatologists now do, you add a lot of bias to your so called measurements.

  36. It's always bad news by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Glaciers growing again?

    Ocean cooler than predicted by a lot?

    How can we possibly spin this news as bad... oh I've got it, claim that obviously that since the water temperature also lowered it must mean that water temperature and glacial retreat are strongly linked!

    What's that you say the water would have to get warm again to cause a problem? Shh!!

    Important life lesson for people: If someone claims everything is bad, they are often wrong about everything.

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    1. Re:It's always bad news by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      No, the ocean there is cooler, because of how the currents cyclically change how they flow. The ocean overall is still getting warmer every year. (See also, it getting colder in winter is not proof the earth isn't getting warmer.)

      I cannot tell if you're arguing in bad faith or lack the ability to comprehend what you're reading. Care to clarify?

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    2. Re:It's always bad news by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Glaciers growing again?

      No, the article is about one glacier. Plenty of other glaciers are still shrinking. Earth is still getting warmer, but at the same time, heat moves around, so some places can get extra warm, while others get cooler.

  37. Climate change hysteria...sis by argStyopa · · Score: 0

    Let me see if I understand this correctly:
    - shrinking glacier: inarguable proof that the globe is warming
    - growing glacier: not proof that the globe is cooling because we believe it'll probably change in the future, sometime, anyway.

    Is that about how it works?

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    1. Re:Climate change hysteria...sis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and your logic have come to the wrong place mister.

    2. Re:Climate change hysteria...sis by iggymanz · · Score: 0

      yes don't underestimate agenda driven "climate scientists" and their doublespeak that changes like the weather

  38. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Emailgate: your data is corrupt and has been demonstrated so many times.

    When your consensus faux scientists alter historical records to create bs headlines to make every year the hottest ever (while simultaneously discussing the 15+ year pause in warming, somehow) then you are not discussing science. That is how politics works.

    Every single climate disaster ever predicted by every one, be it Gore or a faux scientist has utterly failed to occur so far. Politics or religion, yes, but AGW as science? Absolutely not. After a 100% failure rate only the ignorant or religiously faithful could still believe.

    It is a religion which is why your type uses denier as an insult. Deny is the opposite faith not science. Skeptic or scientist is the opposite of scientist.

  39. Re:Skepticism is a Virtue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those of us who have been hearing this since 1995 have thirty years experience of seeing the climate change alarmists get it wrong, so please kids, forgive our skepticism.

    I have a hard time taking you seriously when you think that 1995 was thirty years ago.

  40. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Climate cooling was taken seriously enough that I was taught it in school as part of official curriculum and we were taken on a field trip to the nearby science museum who had a huge multi room exhibit to teach the public about it.

    You are likely too young to have personally experienced it. You can not gas light us older folks who were there and remember it into making global cooling hysteria go away as the main stream scientific consensus belief that it was.

  41. they refused the love of the truth that would save by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For this reason, God sends them a powerful delusion(operation of wandering)(planet) so that they will believe the lie.

    Mystery Red of the Great American Eclipse
    It has blood on it!
    ABCNews: Eclipse makes pendulum wander
    Losing my religion
    Sun researchers find strange eclipse reading

  42. The only hysterical ones are deniers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "YOU WANT US BACK IN THE STONE AGE!!!?!!!!?!"
    "You are tring to take all our money and give it to Africa!!!!!!"
    "You're trying to stop Africa becoming wealthy!!!!" (see how well your "ideas" mesh here...?)
    "This is a left wing scam to create a NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!"
    and so on and so forth, interminably and incessantly without any addition of the higher functions of a human brain.

    1. Re:The only hysterical ones are deniers. by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      That's cool, you were able to wipe out 4 complete strawmen with only one comment! Congrats, they didn't stand a chance!

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  43. News flash: they already think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do not. Dare not. Care not.

  44. Ever notice that successes are ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that the denier "models" are ignored when they fail their predictions, as if they never existed. Meanwhile Hansen's 1988 paper using an early 80s model was almost spot on in its predictions for the succeeding 20 odd years: if the model gave a climate sensitivity of 3.4C per doubling CO2e and the actual record over that time gave a climate sensitivity of 3.2C per doubling.

    Pretty damn accurate.

    Now, tell me ANY denier prediction that EVER came true. There isn't one.

    Yet somehow you pretend that AGW is falsified if you have heard that the models failed form denier blogrolls (never having looked yourself) and that the opponents of it are correct, despite every single prediction having failed (which will never be reported on those denier blogrolls you frequent).

  45. Hold the phone! Nature works in cycles? by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    Well, this is certainly news.

  46. Glaciers grow every winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it would be incorrect to claim it is growing because you have just turned that claim into nonsense. No different than saying "the sun is rising" during the morning. What does the growth say about, say, climate? Well you have to look at where it has been historically. Which is a lot bigger. Denier idiots like yourself don't know or care, however.

  47. But Al Gore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al said that all the poles would be melted and that we'd all be underwater by now! Glub Glub. What climate truth has he gotten right? Zzzzzip! So they were all lies then? Yep.

    Here's a video from last year talking about what fraud NASA and NOAA do on the poles. So it's no surprise except to the self-proclaimed smart people here on Slashdot.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK03WG4t30U

    Expect more fake narrative, tho, because some people just want to believe in their fake climate religion!

  48. Article is garbage by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    The Jakobshavn glacier around 2012 was retreating about 1.8 miles and thinning nearly 130 feet annually. But it started growing again at about the same rate in the past two years,

    About the same rate? OK, so what WAS the rate of replenishment? TFA never bothers to say. Why is our time being wasted with this zero-information tripe?

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    1. Re:Article is garbage by guruevi · · Score: 1

      At the same rate, means 1.8 miles and thickening 130 feet annually.

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    2. Re:Article is garbage by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      it started growing again at about the same rate in the past two years,

      About the same rate?

      At the same rate, means 1.8 miles and thickening 130 feet annually.

      Yes, that's what "at the same rate" would mean. However, I didn't ask that, because the article didn't say that. I asked what "about the same rate" means, because that's what the article said. Your comment has exactly as much useful information as the article: none.

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  49. He got -1 Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody is angry, it's just that claims that are factually incorrect are not something to be promoted. Unless you're an idealogue and need that fake narrative pushed. Are you an idealogue, or do you just follow denier blogrolls?

    1. Re:He got -1 Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      factually incorrect

      Prove it. Link to a climate model that predicted this increase. That's the sole claim that was made in the OP -- no model predicted this. If this claim is true, you're factually incorrect.

  50. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Freischutz · · Score: 1

    Not so. If you only look for extreme hot meausremensts and disregard extreme cold ones, like the climatologists now do, you add a lot of bias to your so called measurements.

    So we are talking about a global conspiracy of all climate scientists to convince humanity that the world is getting warmer? ... to what end?

  51. Since we don't, your "if" does not apply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't look only for extreme hot measurements, nor do we disregard extreme cold ones, only deniers ignore weather that does not fit their presumptions. This year was warmer than average. Even in the USA where it was colder than for many years, it was still warmer several years ago.

    1. Re: Since we don't, your "if" does not apply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that this year has been the coldest in recorded history in the U.S.

  52. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Bradac_55 · · Score: 1

    Dammit, I just used all of my mod points ... and a AC to boot.

  53. Emailgate is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not merely nothingburger, IT DOES NOT EXIST. Data is not corrupt, BEST proved that.

  54. Al Gore never said any of that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Denier idiots all say he said that, but nothing of the sort happened.

  55. more climate lies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Associated Press, 1989:

    Title : "U.N. Predicts Disaster if Global Warming Not Checked"

    - "A senior U.N. environmental official says entire nations could be wiped off the face of the Earth by rising sea levels if the global warming trend is not reversed by the year 2000."

    - "The most conservative scientific estimate that the Earth’s temperature will rise 1 to 7 degrees in the next 30 years, said Brown."

    - "He said even the most conservative scientists already tell us there’s nothing we can do now to stop a ... change of about 3 degrees."

    https://www.apnews.com/bd45c372caf118ec99964ea547880cd0?fbclid=IwAR3crWlTmpR7EM5HVMq1u2a5grpjGjBenYYA0gy9g6SOpA7riAFnxwoYj8I

    It's now been 30 yrs and NASA says the temp has only increased like .8 degrees.

  56. Re:It's Working! Burn More Coal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must! Save! The! Planet!

    How is your home powered? How do you get to work? Do you use anything synthetic? How about that computer you are using right now? Where do you get your food? How is it brought to your town? Compost yourself please, its the only way.

  57. All of them do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the GCMs that include ice dynamics for the poles do it and have done it. GISS. Go look at the website. Ice increases due to several things, such as breakup for sea ice, snow increase and even melting (seen butter melt?). They all show that the ice will wax and wane. Every. Single One. Go to the GISS page and look.
    Oh, and since you want to be an ignorant asshole about it, how about you proving the claim that NO model predicts it happening. Every single one you'll need to post and every single model run. Otherwise the claim fails to a black swan fallacy, shithead.
    The claim was made out of the arsehole since that is where the head of deniers resides permanently. It was claimed merely out of belief that it must be so because the faith requires that the AGW science be utterly wrong, otherwise the faith in the capitalist system will be damaged, and that is an anathema to fuckwits like you.

    1. Re:All of them do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...ignorant asshole ... shithead ... out of the arsehole .. fuckwits like you.

      Again with the anger and hate. I'm sorry the past couple of days have shattered your comforting sense of alarm. Things just might be okay. Damn! Whatever will you base your righteous indignation on now?

    2. Re:All of them do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you claim they all predicted this?

      So why is it a story at all?

  58. Consistent pattern by Crashmarik · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1988 James Hansen New York will be Under Water in 20-30 years

    https://www.salon.com/2001/10/...

    1989 UN we have 12 years to save the planet

    https://www.apnews.com/bd45c37...

    1989 New York Times NOAA (No warming trend over the past 100 years )

    https://www.nytimes.com/1989/0...

    2000 Snowfalls are a thing of the past

    https://wattsupwiththat.com/wp...

    2005 UN we will have 50 million climate refugees by 2010

    http://www.spiegel.de/internat...

    2009 James Hansen, Obama Has 4 years to save the planet

    https://www.theguardian.com/en...

    2018 UN Only 12 years left to save the planet

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/07...

    2019 Greenland Glacier Reverses Decline.

  59. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

    Sadly you wasted them, because the AC was an idiot.
    He goes through all this trouble of saying that consensus is not science, while using a single data point in a population to refute the whole. You know what's worse than taking something for granted simply because there's consensus? Assuming the consensus is wrong because you are woefully ignorant.

  60. Re:What?? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

    Well, it said that one glacier out of the tens of thousands measured grew instead of shrunk. But ya, I can see how a complete fucking moron would interpret that as a reversal of the trend. Carry on, soldier. Keep fighting that good fight.

  61. Deniers will cherry-pick information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When science runs counter to their personal bullshit, they scream that it is a conspiracy. When science temporarily confirms their own bias, then they scream "I told you so!"

    Honestly, we should probably force deniers and anti-science types onto a reservation. It's really for their own good.

  62. Re:It's Working! Burn More Coal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Compost yourself please, its the only way.

    All in good time. For now, having too much fun watching snowflakes melt.

  63. Weird by brucekeller · · Score: 1

    Weird that global temps have coincidentally also gone down the last 2 years(fairly under reported oddly enough). Will be fun to see where we are at in another decade.

  64. A rant about fanatics of all ilks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there's one thing about fanatics, the vast majority are loathsome no matter what they are fanatical about. Fanatics and believers are the opposite of rational people. They make up their mind and then behave the exact same way. The problem with the "Don't bother me with anything that might show my beliefs are incorrect!" attitude is often even the *best* scientific beliefs have been wrong.

    Worse, the tactics of fanatics are often harmful for actually dealing with the problems fanatics are fanatical about.
    Here's a few examples:

    Nukes are bad! Nuclear power is bad! NO MORE NUKES. So guess what? We end up using the old nuclear power plants for longer when provably safer ones are available. Net effect - LESS SAFETY!

    Plastics bad, plastics bad - NO MORE PLASTICS! - So some try to ban all plastics, except there are some places where plastics make lots of sense. Net effect, plenty of people I know find the recycling rules confusing and don't recycle much at all. Here's a concrete example - Often the recycling number on plastics here in the U.S. are freaking tiny. They can be damn hard to read. Rather than screaming at people for not recycling, it would be way better to get companies to print the recycling number way bigger so it was easier to read!

    Stop global warming! Ban fossil fuels! Won't happen anytime soon. Interestingly enough, many of the climate change fanatics are the same fanatics who raved about nuclear power. So we ended up building MORE FOSSIL FUEL PLANTS! GOOD JOB!

    In contrast, non-fanatics can have rational discussions and make real plans about ways to address things that have a way better chance of having a concrete effect on improving the situation. It's much easier to reduce greenhouse gases if there's already a pathway to a solution that the public has come to understand (and not fear) and supports.

    There's a pile of things we could address if only those having tantrums would behave like rational adults. I'm strongly convinced that most people don't want to turn the planet into a total hell hole. The best way to get people to do a lot of something is to introduce it rationally.

  65. Climate change is always the only cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many articles speak of glaciers melting at bottom. Some have cavities over 100 meters wide due to ice melting & water out flows. No article I have read explains how warming above would cause melting below, nor mention effects of thermal conduction from hot planet core to surface.
    Could movements of magma be causing glacier advances & retreats? Have changes of mountain interior temperatures been monitored and trended per glacier changes?

  66. Well this is what is called an "interglacial" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So there is that........

  67. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Relying on consenses is flawed of course. But relying on politics is even more amazingly flawed. If someone does not know the science and they can't crunch the numbers themselves then they are much better off figuring out what most of the scientists think than they are by asking politicians.

  68. We are machines, we can know much more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X rays, I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am?

    1. Re:We are machines, we can know much more. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      There's tools that can detect them. Do you have a tool to find god? Preferably in a repeatable way that anyone can use (please don't come along with "but I feel him" bullshit, ok?).

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    2. Re:We are machines, we can know much more. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There's tools that can detect them. Do you have a tool to find god? Preferably in a repeatable way that anyone can use

      Sure. I have a rock right here that detects god. If I throw it into the air and it turns into a bird, god is real. So far, there's been no detection events. Anyone can replicate this test.

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  69. Wow Russia and Global Warming in one week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be a conspiracy on truth.

  70. What if by mcswell · · Score: 2

    "that doesn't magically solve other environmental problems like air and water quality, pollution disposal, habitat loss, and species extinction": If we discover that global warming is predominately a natural thing, rather than a man-made thing, that could well *help* solve these other problems, in the following two ways.

    First, if global warming is natural, then it might be a random (or even cyclic) effect. In either of these is true, then warming is not with us forever. Many would consider that to be good.

    Second, if it's natural, then perhaps we should stop trying to solve it, because our solutions--which by hypothesis are not based on the real cause--won't help. And we can turn our time, effort and money to solving problems that we actually are causing, and which we can solve.

    For example, suppose coral bleaching--to the extent that it's worse now than it once was--might be due to any number of other human causes: over fishing, pollution from land sources, pollution from ships and boats, damage by tourists (touching coral, using harmful sun screen, dragging anchors), and so forth.

    Similarly for habitat loss, which IMHO surely has much more to do with farming, logging, mining etc. than with warming. All these are things that we can (if we have the will, and if all our effort isn't going to combating something else) fix.

    My sense is that there has been a huge amount of progress in the last half century (yes, I'm older than that) in addressing pollution: air pollution from automobiles (leaving out VW-gate...), air pollution from steel mills, water pollution in the Great Lakes (I grew up near Lake Michigan), and in many other areas. We can continue to work on eliminating such sources of pollution, or we can try to address global warming; we'll have less success if we try to do both. (You'll notice I'm not treating carbon dioxide as a pollutant.)

  71. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    god damn you are a fucking retard

  72. Not exactly. by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

    Consensus is not science. Science is never settled.

    On the other hand, it's pretty well accepted that the Earth goes around the Sun now.

    And it's unlikely to need revisiting.

    Similarly, we know that CO2 is a greenhouse gas, and so that increasing the concentration of it will increase the greenhouse effect.

    It's not rocket science. The problem is only that the fossil fuel industry has put a lot of PR money into establishing misinformation about this.

    1. Re:Not exactly. by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Actually, since it's "all relative", it depends upon your point of view. Everything revolves around you.

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    2. Re: Not exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps the increasing CO2 levels will result in an increasing plant bio mass which will convert the CO2 into O2, H2O and sequestered carbon.

      Reality is not quite as simple as you describe.

    3. Re:Not exactly. by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      Rotational motion isn't relative.

    4. Re: Not exactly. by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps the increasing CO2 levels will result in an increasing plant bio mass which will convert the CO2 into O2

      It has a little bit, but the terrestrial biosphere sequestration overall is probably negative. (That is a positive feedback).

      Reality is not quite as simple as you describe.

      Yes it is.

      Minor processes are interesting but not significant.

  73. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

    In the seventies it was common knowledge, and agreed on consensus, that the Earth was experiencing a climatic cooling period.

    Here we have an example of complete bullshit.

    In 2008, Petersen et al. published a comprehensive literature review of scholarly papers on that had an opinion on the subject: THE MYTH OF THE 1970s GLOBAL COOLING SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS

    From the abstract:
    An enduring popular myth suggests that in the 1970s the climate science community was predicting “global cooling” and an “imminent” ice age, an observation frequently used by those who would undermine what climate scientists say today about the prospect of global warming. A review of the literature suggests that, on the contrary, greenhouse warming even then dominated scientists' thinking as being one of the most important forces shaping Earth's climate on human time scales. More importantly than showing the falsehood of the myth, this review describes how scientists of the time built the foundation on which the cohesive enterprise of modern climate science now rests.

    This figure from the paper shows that even then, the papers predicting warming dominated.

    But in the denialosphere, this is still a much repeated lie.
    Stop it.

    The problem is, between then and now, climate itself became a political baseball bat.

    Nope. The problem is that if fossil fuels are reduced a lot of people who are very rich now will earn less. And they can pay PR groups to stop that happening.

    Something that changes meaning with the whim of those who weild it. Used to beat those who disagree into submission.

    ...okay, I'm going in ...
    How has the meaning of climate been used to beat people who disagree, and who are some people who've been beated by the meaning of climate becasue they disagree?

    Feck global alarmist and their facist ways.

    It's just science, mate.

  74. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    No, you're wrong. If you were old enough to read the newspaper back in those days (I am), then you'll recall that the GP is telling the truth. That's not to dispute your claim of what was in scholarly papers, it certainly wasn't reported that way.

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  75. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by dcw3 · · Score: 1
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  76. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You: "It's the climate, not the weather!!"

    You after every thunderstorm, tornado, hurricane, and earthquake: "LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!"

  77. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read The New Green Deal.

    It's socialist and racial justice extremism Trojan horsed in ostensible climate change panic. This is what the fear mongering is actually about.

    "The world is going to end in 12 years! Do as I say, pay black people reparations, destroy the banking, cattle, and energy industries, and cede control of your health and safety to authoritarian leftist government control, or you're gonna dieeeee!!!"

  78. Maybe by strikethree · · Score: 1

    Maybe people who are concerned about the climate changing shouldn't have used glaciers shrinking as an example of climate change. Now, morons can easily shoot down claims of climate change.

    People on both sides are too stupid to tolerate. *sigh*

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  79. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

    No, you're wrong. If you were old enough to read the newspaper back in those days (I am), then you'll recall that the GP is telling the truth. That's not to dispute your claim of what was in scholarly papers, it certainly wasn't reported that way.

    The GGP said In the seventies it was common knowledge, and agreed on consensus, that the Earth was experiencing a climatic cooling period..

    That is not the truth.

    You're correct that there was some reporting to the contrary in the press, but that doesn't make the GGP true.

  80. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

    Since action has been delayed for 40 years, action now has to reduce emissions to where they should be, and also reduce emissions additionally by the amount that has been released since then.

    It's much more expensive because of that.

    So the truth is that there has been insufficient awareness of how much panic there should be.

  81. Re: Deniable, by lying faggots... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    So we are talking about a global conspiracy of all climate scientists to convince humanity that the world is getting warmer? ... to what end?

    So now we've gone from the fake-but-marginally-believable 97%, to a mind-boggling "all"?

    Let me ask you this: What, exactly, do 97% (or "all") of climate scientists agree on?

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  82. Oh crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick! Bring out the flame throwers!

    We have to maintain our funding stream!