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The Swedish DJ Who Invented Industrially-Manufactured Pop Music (bbc.com)

"BBC Culture reports on DJ Denniz Pop (born Dagge Volle), who couldn't sing, play an instrument, or write a song but could mathematically craft a song from stitching together electronically programmed sounds and beats," writes Slashdot reader dryriver. "Pop was the musical brains behind acts ranging from the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, Ace Of Base to Britney Spears, and trained Max Martin who wrote 22 Billbooard #1 hits for the likes of Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Katy Perry, P!nk, Justin Timberlake, Ariana Grande and Maroon 5 using a technique called 'Melodic Math.'" From the report: In a basement in Stockholm's suburbs, Pop brought together an elite team of eight songwriters and producers for a new venture -- Cheiron Studios -- in 1992. Over the next eight years they would go on to sell hundreds of millions of records through the likes of Ace of Base, 5ive, Robyn, Boyzone, Backstreet Boys, Westlife, *NSYNC and Britney Spears. The secret of their songwriting success was to marry the melody to the beat, not work against it, and to have a big chorus. The team at Cheiron followed Pop's example, experimenting in clubs across the capital with up to a hundred different versions of each new track -- meticulously documenting the combinations of beats and melodies that made the club crowds go wild. Through these experiments, an entirely new genre of music blossomed, one that seemed tailor-made for the age of manufactured boybands and girl groups. Having grown up in socialist Sweden, Pop's approach to writing music was almost utilitarian. Like so many Swedish success stories -- IKEA, H&M, Volvo and Spotify -- the Cheiron team wanted their product to appeal to the maximum amount of people, which in a country with a population of only nine million meant focusing outside the nation's borders. Pop designed his music to reflect the lives of the people who bought more music than anyone else -- American teenagers -- at least as far as he understood them from his basement in faraway Stockholm.

110 comments

  1. Re: So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sweden doesn't understand blues, soul, and rock. Swedish journalists caught between a rock and a hard place. Call it pop today.

  2. Confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Having grown up in socialist Sweden, Pop's approach to writing music was almost utilitarian.

    I didn't know our neighboring country did Cuba and Soviet Union right next to us. Might have made us rethink that Northern dimension, or NATO membership. Thanks Slashdot for these educational moments of clarity.

    1. Re: Confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it USSR? Or CCCP? You, the reader, can now make the call

    2. Re: Confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SSSR

    3. Re:Confusion by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Insightful

      socialist Sweden

      Not confusing at all. It was a mathematically crafted summary to generate two threads for the price of one.

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    4. Re:Confusion by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Perfect.

      There are a lot of people here who consider themselves smart while simultaneously always feeding the trolls (with pageviews/ad impressions).

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    5. Re:Confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      troll as in troll or troll as in 'people who don't agree with me'?

    6. Re:Confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mathematically crafted summary

      Damn Swedish editors...

  3. Re: So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They invented golf, right? Oh it doesn't matter. It's already been invented. Who cares who invented it if it requires any thought at all

  4. Eurotrash music by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    Nothing new.

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    1. Re:Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except most good music throughout history comes from Europe. America only has Jimi Hendrix and BT, the rest of your musicians are shit.

    2. Re: Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Rap doesn't classify as music.

    3. Re: Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rap is shit.

      Smelly, dark shit.

    4. Re: Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JimiHendrix was british

    5. Re:Eurotrash music by gtall · · Score: 1

      In a word: Jazz. Learn some history.

    6. Re:Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jazz is random, obnoxious noise. Charlie Parker and his ilk were complete shit.

    7. Re: Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jimi Hendrix was from Seattle, you stupid fuck.

    8. Re:Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nah.. you guys chased all your good musicians away to the states with your taxation. now neither continent has produced much of value.

    9. Re: Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vlah blah bla...Europe is better than America..blah blah blah

      Stuff a sock in it. You has-beens are just upset because all of your world empires have crumbled.

      How is the situation with the extremist Muslims going for you guys? Seems there are parts of your own cities that are effectively no-go zones now.
      I can't wait until "Alluh Ackbar!" becomes one of the most common phrases said on your continent.

    10. Re: Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asia is fast becoming THE superpower in almost all areas, and if/when Africa gets it's shit together...

      Yeah, the old "whites run everything" is rapidly coming to an end.

    11. Re: Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Africa will always be a plaything.

      The Africans are incapable of building a civilisation due to the lack of Neanderthal and/or Denisovan genes and their associated positive effects on IQ and cognitive ability.

    12. Re: Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still miles behind the inner city "communities" of millions of blacks and spics gunning down everything that moves in the US.

    13. Re:Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apart from jazz, blues, country, rock and roll, R&B, funk, hip hop, and recording, what have the Americans ever done for music?

      You'd think they were the Romans.

    14. Re: Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of our major constructions have been blown up by terrorists like your world trade centre (both of them even!). Most of our governments haven't tried to play up fear and paranoia like your government, where you have to take off your fucking shoes and belt, then go through a nudie cancer machine in a slave-like pose and have your naked pictures leaked to the internet while TSA agents steal your valuables right out of your luggage.

      So who has the real problem with terrorism?

    15. Re:Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Jazz and blues are the same thing. Country and rock & roll are the same thing. R&B, funk and hip hop are the same thing. All of them are garbage intended for simplistic, uncultured mooks who don't understand a thing about music theory.

      Also, what do you think those styles were influenced by in their creations? That's right, superior music from Europe. We were making music millennia before your country even existed. In fact, everything America has was lifted from Europe or Asia.

    16. Re:Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, genres aren't musicians, but nice try at moving goalposts.

    17. Re:Eurotrash music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, genres invent themselves, and have no musicians involved at any time.

      It's not moving the goalposts when you categorize instead of naming each of the first 1,000 or so goals.

  5. Top target . . . by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 0

    . . . for time-traveling assassins, a la Predestination. Talk about improving the world for the better!

    1. Re:Top target . . . by dargaud · · Score: 0
      I came here to write the same thing ! This guy should be on every terrorist list. Talk about destroying an entire art form, forcing hundreds of millions to listen to shit music, 'music' that isn't even meant to be listened to if I understand it correctly, but just danced to. If you can call it dancing as well...

      I've long heard that music tastes are formed during adolescence and kept for life, but after a few years and you listen back to this, there's no way you won't say "how did I ever listened to this garbage ?"

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    2. Re:Top target . . . by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Then there was autotune.

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  6. Diarrhea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aural diarrhea. THAT is what he created.

  7. This guy is like a worse Hitler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The list of acts this guy made reads like a rogues' gallery of criminals against musical creativity and taste.

    From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, DJ Denniz Pop!!!

    1. Re: This guy is like a worse Hitler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother

  8. I don't understand he hate by TuballoyThunder · · Score: 1

    He is the quintessential hacker, albeit in the aureal sense rather than computer sense.

    1. Re:I don't understand he hate by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      Hackers don't force the rest of us to listen to shitty music. He has less in common with independent hackers and much more in common with misogynist Hollywood.

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    2. Re:I don't understand he hate by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      He is the quintessential hacker, albeit in the aureal sense rather than computer sense.

      Yeah, I respect music nerds. Try watching some of 12tone's videos on YouTube, and you finally know what it feels like for an IT semi-illiterate to listen to IT nerds talk shop :D

    3. Re:I don't understand he hate by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      Sure, total respect, now can we invent a time machine and assassinate the fucker before he unleashes the atrocious noises upon us all, it's like the who's who of dreadful manufactured music.

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  9. Re:So Socialism = antithesis of individual express by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Debating socialism, the new pastime of morons while their traitor president heads to prison.

  10. In short, "Crap". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, there's math in Bach and Beethoven too, but 's not quite the same thing. AC

    1. Re:In short, "Crap". by q_e_t · · Score: 2

      Schoenberg would seem to be a valid comparison if you are talking about maths in music.

  11. Re: So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They invented BORK BORK BORK too

  12. One problem by rsilvergun · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ok, two problems. First, 75-80% of Venezuela business is private, so they're not socialist either. And Socialism isn't the Government owning the means of production, it's the people. And that takes North Korea and Cuba out of the running.

    We can argue that it's not possible to have true socialism since the people will never be able to claim ownership of the means of production from a ruling elite, but we're not arguing if socialism is _possible_, we're arguing over the definition.

    As for possible, sure it is, as Democratic Socialism. Simply put, I don't give a rat's fuck who owns what as long as I've got what I need and as long as everybody else does. So to keep power balanced keep private ownership and then regulate the shit out of it.

    Or to put it more succinctly: Legal, Taxed and Regulated.

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    1. Re:One problem by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Your Venezuela statistic is flawed by the fact that as more businesses and industries in Venezuela were nationalized, they each began shrinking in size over time. So if you're just measuring as a percentage of GDP, it looks like over time as more were taken over (and then shrank in output), their % of the total gets smaller. In 2010 the "private" part was considered to be 2/3 of the economy and much more has been nationalized and put under government control since then.

      Tl;DR version: Your stat is mostly reflecting the fact that government-run businesses tend to collapse and thus stop contributing as much to GDP.

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    2. Re:One problem by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's funny how Venezuela was the shining socialist success story - right up until the point where they ran out of other people's money. Jeremy Corbyn, Bernie Sanders, Sean Penn, a galaxy of hard left luminaries visited Venezuela and endorsed the socialist system. It was the way forward, you see. 21st century socialism. Now that it turned out like all other times socialism has been tried, suddenly Venezuela isn't socialist and never was. Despite voluminous evidence to the contrary. We have always been allied with Eastasia, we have always been at war with Eurasia.

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    3. Re:One problem by fustakrakich · · Score: 0

      It's funny how Venezuela was the shining socialist success story - right up until the point where they ran out of other people's money.

      Eh, shit can happen when you pin your fortunes on the commodities market. The Americans very mafioso economic blockade doesn't exactly make things any easier.

      I thought slipping in socialist Sweden was a funny potshot for the explicit purpose of starting this little sidetracked thread here. Worked like a charm...

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    4. Re:One problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Worked like a charm...

      Threadbate?

    5. Re:One problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no... Not another ABRV....ation...
      It's just Trolling... nothing else.

    6. Re:One problem by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Sadly, far too many educated people who should know better call Sweden "socialist". It's the same story as Venezuela, they're desperate to attach the socialist label to something successful. Despite a century of failure and socialism killing people everywhere it's been tried.

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    7. Re:One problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bernie Sanders hard left? When did that happen? I presume it must have been in the last week or so.

    8. Re:One problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who call Sweden socialist seem to be from the right, attacking Sweden.

    9. Re: One problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sanders In 1985: Sandinista Leader âoeImpressive,â Castro âoeTotally Transformedâ Cuba

      #shitholeliving

    10. Re:One problem by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Eh, who cares? It's just a bunch of monkey chatter anyway...

      I kinda wonder if mathematics isn't expressed better through music than all those number and stuff. Sometimes an error is easier to hear than it is to see.

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    11. Re:One problem by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      He had his fricken honeymoon in Moscow during the height of the Cold War? When Russia was 1000x the threat it is today?

      What would we say to any modern politician who took his honeymoon in Russia? It would firmly place him outside the mainstream as an extremist.

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    12. Re:One problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not anything like all the posted articles that drag 'capitalism' into it somehow, right?

  13. So basically Stock Aitken Waterman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Company B's Fascination

  14. Re: So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously they do. Citation: ABBA

  15. Re: So Socialism = antithesis of individual expres by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So systematically crafting music to appeal to the broadest, most profitable target audience in order to maximize record sales counts as âoesocialismâ these days? Iâ(TM)m starting to wonder if anything counts as capitalism anymore.

  16. More details here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Two links to manufactured music from NPR:

    https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2015/07/10/421874671/episode-288-manufacturing-the-song-of-the-summer
    https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2011/07/05/137530847/how-much-does-it-cost-to-make-a-hit-song

    1. Start with a beat track
    2. Hum, mumble sounds to the beat track
    4. Start filling in words to the mumbles
    5. Tweak the words, fill in gaps to make a half intelligible song
    6. Add a chorus
    7. Re-sample, sprinkle with samples to fill out the music
    8. Polish, give to some artist with popularity
    9. Artist records the vocals
    10. Mix, remix, add in more samples
    11. Release

    Fails my guitarist's test: Can I pick out the sounds of individual instruments and follow their musical notes?

    Fails my own test: Can I hear the singer actually singing and not just a repetition array of computer based vocal modifications especially the stupid harmonizing with yourself via computer delay of the vocals and some frequency shifting?

    Listen to older versions where the singer cat calls at the end of every other lyric from the 1980s and then where Shania Twain chihuahua dog yips dozens of times in Man I feel like a woman song (don't ask, ex girlfrend's favorite).

    1. Re: More details here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you need to work on your ears if you can't distinguish individual tracks on modern music. "Guitarist test" Gimme a break Jimmy Page.

  17. Re:So Socialism = antithesis of individual express by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, churning out like clockwork to whatever is financially determined to be the optimal formulaic recipe is socialist pablum.

    Go sit in the corner and apply that sentence up there to every other industry. The headline here is that they were able to do it with music. I suppose we've always reckoned people have shit taste and factory pablum sells, but here's "music is just manufactured image now" from the mouth of the BBC itself.

  18. Short term gains, long term losses by avandesande · · Score: 2

    Pop music is pretty close to dead due to lack of variety

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    1. Re:Short term gains, long term losses by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      If that were true, then one could stand out by producing variety and get bigly rich.

    2. Re:Short term gains, long term losses by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Pop music is pretty close to dead due to lack of variety

      Heh. Pop music is by the most varried of ALL genres. Other genres limit themselves to certain structures, where pop music just needs to be popular, and can take crossovers from any other genre if it is widely accessible enough.

    3. Re:Short term gains, long term losses by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      If that were true, then one could stand out by producing variety and get bigly rich.

      You can, but only in some countries, and mostly in Europe. At the moment there is a bit of strangle hold on getting exposure in the US (and a handfull of other countries), you need the right contacts or lots of money to even get played in the radio or in the big club, and shit music do pay to be played which is why pop music is much worse in the US. The shit is actually forced on consumer regardless of whether they like it or not.

    4. Re:Short term gains, long term losses by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If that were true, then one could stand out by producing variety and get bigly rich.

      There is a lot of variety out there, the question you need to ask yourself is why it doesn't get on the radio, on the TV, in shopping centres, in CD stores, doesn't get into the Spotify recommendations or advertised highly on the Apple store.

      "producing variety" is the cheapest and easiest step in the incredibly complicated and highly expensive process of getting "bigly rich" in the industry. That is one of the main drivers of the lack of variety in the first place: playing it safe with music by formula as it's so fucking expensive to get music popular.

    5. Re:Short term gains, long term losses by umafuckit · · Score: 1

      Heh. Pop music is by the most varried of ALL genres. Other genres limit themselves to certain structures, where pop music just needs to be popular, and can take crossovers from any other genre if it is widely accessible enough.

      I don't think "pop music" is a genre, I think it encompasses multiple genres. So on the one hand, by virtue of being a catch-all term, pop is varied. On the other hand, mainstream popular music must now grab the listener as quickly as possible on the first listen. To achieve this new songs must have a lot of familiar content and they must be simple. This pushes mainstream popular music towards less variety and less depth. Thus I don't think pop music is the most varied of all genres: it's mostly recycled candy. If you want the three course meal you need to look elsewhere.

    6. Re:Short term gains, long term losses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you cant get rich selling something good to people that play fortnite, you have to poo in their mouths and that field is already covered

      same with pop music

    7. Re:Short term gains, long term losses by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There's 5 decades of pop music if one really wants variety for variety's sake. Most new music is purchased for status reasons (to be "in"), and thus variety is a secondary issue.

      If you don't care about "new" or fashion, there are tens of millions of older tracks to select from. Current music producers can't compete with the existing library on variety and quality, but they can compete on trends and fashion, since it's the only weak point of the vast current catalog.

  19. My take on mathematically generated music: by kruhft · · Score: 1
  20. A bit sad but no great surprise by AxisOfPleasure · · Score: 2

    Pop has always been throwaaway, that's the reason the songs are only a couple of minutes long. To start with it was to fit on vinyl, now it's simply to ensure people will listen, not tune out and immediately go on iTunes/Amazon and buy the download. To learn that some of the most popular pop music was 100% manufactured is no great surprise to most of us,we've suspect it for the last 25 years. I think it's kind of sad that rather than trying to agonise over getting your emotions into music, really find a way to express your inner feelings, you simply flip a few toggles on some software and out come multi-million dollar hits but hey, if people like it good for them. Most of us go through the pop listening stage until we discover the music we truly like and pursue that. I loved pop music from 8-11, then I discovered Queen, then Iron Maiden and by the time I was 14 I was a full on metal fan getting into Thrash/Speed/Death as it emerged from the US to Europe in the mid-eighties. I'm almost 50 now and I see my kids going through the same phase, they're hitting their mid-teens and doscovering music like the Cure, Smiths, Joy Division, Queen and Pink Floyd. They still like pop music but they're starting grow out of it as they discover intellectual pursuits and need their music to deliver something with some substance or give them something to think about, not just mindless pap about boy-meets-girl.

    1. Re:A bit sad but no great surprise by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They still like pop music but they're starting grow out of it as they discover intellectual pursuits and need their music to deliver something with some substance or give them something to think about, not just mindless pap about boy-meets-girl.

      You sound like teenaged me. I DIDN'T LIKE pop music when I was a teenager because I was astonishingly pretentious and believed that NOT LIKING it made me superior to all the mindless masses who did like it.

      90% of everything is crap and pop music being a strict subset of "everything" is no exception. But sometimes a catchy tune is good and you're not somehow less good because lots of other people like it too.

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    2. Re:A bit sad but no great surprise by umafuckit · · Score: 1

      But sometimes a catchy tune is good and you're not somehow less good because lots of other people like it too.

      This is definitely true and I also agree that one shouldn't be snobbish about popular culture. That said, it's also true that you can have your cake and eat it: there's plenty of good music that also has good tunes.

    3. Re:A bit sad but no great surprise by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      But sometimes a catchy tune is good and you're not somehow less good because lots of other people like it too.

      I have to admit I do find many of the hits from the mentioned Swedish team "catchy". Whatever the heck they did, it friggen worked. Kudos.

  21. How to do modern music by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    1. Find musicians who actually took the time to understand and learn music. Good use of English. Make them take out a huge loan to cover the costs of their music.
    2. Test all musicians to ensure they can perform, are photogenic. Can give an interview on music, their music and the meaning of their lyrics.
    3. Select the best skilled and most talented who can work well under interview conditions.
    4. When putting groups together to "play", "create", "compose", "write" music and lyrics make sure they have such skills.
    5. Have them write lyrics and compose new music.
    6. Create the needed music video, interviews, translations, cover art.
    7. Look into vinyl sales and other emerging physical release media. Create amazing art for that. Digital release and images.
    8. Sell creativity to the world.

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  22. Re: So what? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    I don't know about golf, but I like them little meatballs.

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  23. His name in the intro to Dr Alban's "It's my life" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computer jukebox
    Computer jukebox
    Computer jukebox
    Hello, Dr Alban
    Hello, Hello Africa
    Hello, Denniz Pop
    Enter choice, enter choice
    Enter choice
    Bang bang, no code
    Enter choice
    [tones]
    Positive selection
    Positive selection
    Yes, yes, yes
    It's my life
    It's my life
    4
    3
    2
    1

  24. Sheeesh BBC by SunSpot505 · · Score: 1

    I'm a fan of the BBC, but this is hardly "news" when there's whole book on it circa 2015... https://www.amazon.com/Song-Ma...

    1. Re:Sheeesh BBC by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I'm a fan of the BBC, but this is hardly "news" when there's whole book on it circa 2015... https://www.amazon.com/Song-Ma...

      Sure - I've known for a long time that most pop music is written by a few folks in Sweden, and is just a collection of hooks without actual meaning, and lots of autotune and fake emoting.

      But let's not make the mistake of expecting that a news story not be made because we've personally already heard it before. Some folks haven't.

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    2. Re:Sheeesh BBC by umafuckit · · Score: 1

      Sure - I've known for a long time that most pop music is written by a few folks in Sweden, and is just a collection of hooks without actual meaning, and lots of autotune and fake emoting.

      I don't like most of that stuff either but I don't think what you say about hooks is fair. One could make the same criticism of Mozart also. Mozart was a tunesmith and mostly wrote totally abstract music with no meaning. That doesn't stop him being widely considered a genius.

  25. Just what we needed by Tough+Love · · Score: 0

    Just what we needed, a clear, scientific explanation of why pop sucks so much.

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  26. Re:So Socialism = antithesis of individual express by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So capitalism is great at fostering individual musical expressions, but socialism helps foster lowest-common-denominator musical pablum. Got it.

    (Of course the tiny problem with this theory is that Sweden isn't really socialist. "Sweden is not socialist -- because the government doesn't own the means of production. To see that, you have to go to Venezuela or Cuba or North Korea.")

    The other tiny problem is that manufactured music is very popular in capitalist countries.

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  27. The article has gotten facts wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His methods were seen as wildly controversial at the time, according to fellow DJ Stonebridge, who first met Pop at the Ritz nightclub, situated in Stockholm’s Örebro subway station.

    There is no, nor has there been a, subway station in Stockholm called 'Örebro'. Örebro is the name of a city in Sweden. So I wonder what else the journalist has gotten wrong in the piece.

    In the 80's there was a club called Ritz under a hotel ('Hotell Malmen') at the subway station 'Medborgarplatsen'. The entrance to that club would be accessible from the entrance to the subway station.

  28. Stock Aitken Waterman wants a word with this boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their songs where also much better.

  29. The Zynga of music, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read TFA, and what they did *completely* (and deliberately) missed the point of music.

    What they did, had as much to do with music, as NLP-induced attraction does with love. Or Zynga's deliberately addictive gameoids with art. (Or "modern art" with art, actually.)

    They just found the formula to pushing the buttons in people. No actual communication of any meaning required. No wise teaching, no resonating experience of hardship or love or whatever. Just creepy empty button pushing, like a psychopath trying to get a girl.

    It is a nice teaching though, why the goal of art (actual art, that touches you, not "modern art") and the goal of business are mutually exclusive opposites.
    Business wants to maximise the target group. But art wants to maximize how intense it resonates with people. And since we are not all the same, there is nothing that is broad and strong at the same time.
    (Love may be the closest. But you already can tell how many contradicting facets it has.)

    In find those entire "art industries" disgusting. All they do, is leech on art until it is ruined, to make a quick buck.
    Having worked in most of them, I could testify in court, how most of it is solely to get more cocaine .

    1. Re: The Zynga of music, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off. "Ive worked in most of these industries" and yet youre an unknown loser.

  30. He hacked PEOPLE. They don't like that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not hard to understand. See?

    Like NLP.

    NLP is considered a crime in the circles of psychologically clueful people.
    Because it's basicall rape. Rape of the brain through words.
    (Rape is not about sex, but about power. Like the degradation and uae against one's will.)
    (Fuck SJWs grabbing this and running with it until it is ruined!)

    Which is why, if I had a state, ALL of marketing, PR, NLP, politics, talking heads, lobbIsm etc would be a major crime, resulting in 20 years of exctradiction and embargo for any first offense, and 2 years for the mere attempt.
    With the duration of following offenses/attempts rising exponentially.

  31. Yeah, it's crap too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bach is just mathematics. Not music. And its fans are merely snobs. The same kind who say they "like" "modern art" and the most bitter (aka disgusting) coffee, chocolate, beer, etc.
    The kind that buys $400 wooden volume knobs to make the sound of their $20000-per-speaker tube-based pre-amps that play ancient recordings from their laser-based balanced vacuum chamber vinyl player sound "warmer". (Aka low-passed.)

  32. Re:Classical music doesn't qualify as a groove! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree that anyone saying "$x type of music isn't music" or some such, is clearly full of it. There's a difference between "I don't like music type $x" and "that's not music".

    One doesn't have to like a particular flavour of ice cream, but that flavour still is.

    That said, I find that I essentially dislike music quite a bit. There are two reasons for this:

    1) Most music is accompanied by lyrics. Bleck. Why the hell would I want to listen to someone's opinion *sung* to me. In screeching, yelling, hollering ways. I frankly find that most of humanity's opinion and life stories are not enjoyable to listen to, so why the hell would I want to listen to someone blather on about it.

    2) When there is music I do enjoy, without some person crying on about crap, it serves little purpose but to repeat in my head after I've listened to it. I don't need that, I've got other things to do.

  33. It was news us! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world does not revolve around you, you know? (No, you most certainly don't.)

    Look at the other commernters here.
    It was news to all of them, including me.

    You can go back to "Snobdot - No news for people who have already heard it all, stuff that we're too superior to care about." now.

  34. .../sections/money/... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not music.
    Money.

    Sounds about right. :)

  35. What about poetry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you enjoy poetry, per se?

    As in: Little stories with emotional topics that you can't really put a finger on, but that give you a strong emotional insight if they happen to hit you in the right spot. (And that are usually told in a rhyming fashion, to highlight some structure/pattern.)

    Because I separate songs with lyrics into two modes:
    Music - where the voices are merely some instruments, and I don't listen to what they actually say.
    and
    Poetry - where the music is just merely an accompaniement/decoration.

    And I enjoy both, but I don't think I am physically capable of doing them both at the same time.
    I have to consciously switch between both exclusive tasks.

    If you can like the latter, switch to poetry mode, and you might very much enjoy this one:
    https://youtu.be/r8bCB7DHJts
    (Ignore the second, hidden song in there, after the pause.)

  36. Swedes generally speak better English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    than you do.

    Go find the Sweden hidden in this comment section.
    Good luck.

    1. Re: Swedes generally speak better English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually they are ones in the forums complaining their film doesn't have the Swedish subtitles.

  37. Capitalism in a nutshell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Short term gains. For one entity.
    Mainly long-term losses. For eveyone, including them.

    No, I'm not pro whatever you consider the opposite in your false dichotomy either, dear Mr. Foam-at Mouth.

  38. Re: So what? by gtall · · Score: 1

    Hehehehehe...good one!!

  39. Re:So Socialism = antithesis of individual express by gtall · · Score: 1

    Yes, but I doubt it is because of its intrinsic music quality. Real musicians are expensive and they like paying. So if you are basically a guy or gal with a music idea, you can (1) form a band, practice your ass off, and shove the result in front of some clueless music exec., or (2) Buy a computer, some software, lay down some electonic tracks, and shove the result in front of some music exec.

    If you are a clueless music exec., you get two submissions, one from an entire band who wants paying, or one from a guy and his synth. You cannot tell the difference because you are a clueless music exec. So you pick the electronic tracks.

    Now you must promote. With a band that means expensive tours and venues. With Mr. Electro, you only need to pay DJs. You go with Mr. Electro.

    If you are the public, you get fed a diet of Mr. Electro and fellow travelers. If you are young enough, you think it has always been this way. Bands...yeah you've heard of them...on oldie stations...to which none of your friends listen.

  40. crimes against music by jjeffries · · Score: 1

    The evidence before the court is Incontrovertible!
    There's no need for the jury to retire.
    In all my years of judging,
    I have never heard before
    Of someone more deserving
    Of the full penalty of law

    1. Re:crimes against music by DeVilla · · Score: 1

      You sound like a giant ass.

  41. Yup by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Except 5 years later. I'm failing to stop what exactly is new about this guys approach - people have been knocking out stitched together low quality (in the sense of the music, not reproduction) music since at least the times of the great composers. I've lost count of the number of times I've heard a classic piece and thought "But that sounds similar too..."

  42. Re:Classical music doesn't qualify as a groove! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rap has none of the qualities of music. It's just a bunch of insecure mooks trying to puff themselves up by talking about how many drugs they sold, how many people they shot and how many bitches they fucked. There is no talent or musical artistry. It's all very low and base, intended for uneducated and uncultured listeners who don't know what music is.

  43. Re:Classical music doesn't qualify as a groove! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You have poor taste in music. Your opinion is invalid.

    Also, I like how you totally just ignore the OP which ragged on European music by calling it "Eurotrash", yet when someone points out American music is 99.99% shit, you get all butthurt and whiny.

  44. Play an instrument? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dagge could play anything on a keyboard. He just pressed the keys until his ears told him he was on the right track. Some call that perfect pitch. Go figure. In his former profession it made him outstanding. Best best the world has ever seen.

  45. Re: So Socialism = antithesis of individual expres by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because if it doesn't appeal to as many as possible, it's bigoted 'discrimination.' Soviet russia had plenty of art related policies that pushed just such mentalities. The fact they produce similar results shouldn't be surprising: socialist governments are essentially monopolies.. monopolies kill the intellectual diversity required for innovation.

  46. Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we know who to blame for the deluge of total crap.

      I literally would rather listen to a jackhammer than anything from Justin Beiber.

      Hell, the stupid little random "songs" I made in Mario Paint back in the day that were only a few notes long because I couldn't be arsed to write real music for my dumb little cartoons were far more bearable than most of the slop the teenyboppers and air heads listen to today.

    1. Re: Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, I want to add it's not just because of the mechanical, souless instrumentals (if they can even be called that), but the same, very limited, asinine, dumbass lyrics.

          "Love love love blah blah blah she's a bitch and a ho blah blah love love i got swaggar blah blah love booty shake shake my big booty blah blah...." (more of the same insepid shit for 2:30+)

        A kid having a bad Fortnite addiction sounds mighty good compared to the thought of them blasting this crap in their bedroom and in public.