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Facebook Accidentally Shipped 'Tens of Thousands' of VR Controllers With Hidden Messages Like 'Big Brother is Watching' and 'The Masons Were Here' (businessinsider.com)

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Facebook accidentally shipped "tens of thousands" of virtual reality (VR) controllers with bizarre hidden messages, including "Big Brother is Watching" and "The Masons Were Here," reports BusinessInsider. From the report: Nate Mitchell, the cofounder of Facebook-owned VR organisation Oculus, wrote on Twitter on Friday that the company inadvertently printed some unusual messages inside its Touch controllers, handheld devices for playing games and navigating inside VR. These messages were intended only for prototypes, he said -- but a mistake meant they were included in regular production devices. "Unfortunately, some 'easter egg' labels meant for prototypes accidentally made it onto the internal hardware for tens of thousands of Touch controllers," the tech executive wrote.

86 comments

  1. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..or was it? YOU decide.
    Meanwhile the members of The Resistance who were responsible for this have been rounded up and 're-educated' in Facebooks' private re-education (blacksite) facility, no doubt. Or perhaps straight into unmarked graves.

    1. Re:IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..or was it? YOU decide.

      Meanwhile the members of The Resistance who were responsible for this have been rounded up and 're-educated' in Facebooks' private re-education (blacksite) facility, no doubt. Or perhaps straight into unmarked graves.

      just some farm upstate, living free running green fields

    2. Re: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's on slashdot it must be true. Lawyering up!

    3. Re: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Someone doesn't have a sense of humor! Can you guess who it is, AC?

    4. Re: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HELP! Trapped in Fortune Cookie Factory!
      Lucky Numbers 27, 5, 16, 34, 14, 8

    5. Re:IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Mr. Schumann, please report to room 101 for a brief chat.

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  2. Help im trapped in this factory by kushks · · Score: 5, Funny

    It reads like one of those fortune cookies with a fortune that reads as an SOS help me message The engineers are trying to tell us somthing

    1. Re:Help im trapped in this factory by Immerman · · Score: 1

      It doesn't count unless you admit your intentions to the proles...

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  3. Nothing accidental in anything FB does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It was something they did for somebody.

  4. BB IS watching ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How nice of them to blurt out the truth.

    Big Brother (Facebook) IS watching, -watching everything Facebook users (and some non-users) is doing on the internet AND in real life.

    1. Re: BB IS watching ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, not some non-users. Fonts, frameworks, analytics, share and like buttons, you aren't escaping Scroogle and Facebook. No, your hosts file - admirable though it is - is not blocking all their domains.

  5. Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We fired the person who "accidentally" left these messages behind

  6. I fail to see.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what's so bizarre about Facebook saying "big brother is watching," unless "bizarre" now means "no duh."

    1. Re: I fail to see.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if its something way bigger than normal FB spying stuff, like its recording but brainwaves to train super a AI or something?

  7. tens of thousands! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but i was promised hundreds of millions!
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

  8. And you stupid cunts fell for it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're marketing's bitches.

    1. Re: And you stupid cunts fell for it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The salescritters are our friends!!

  9. treat all systems as if they are production by unity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "These messages were intended only for prototypes, he said"

    This is why you always treat data in test and devel systems as if it was a production or a demo system.

    It is not good when you are demoing to a customer and they login with a test account and are greeted with the message, "Welcome back, Big Asshole."

    1. Re:treat all systems as if they are production by Junta · · Score: 1

      I'm of the opinion this is a gimmick. 'oh we've made a terrible mistake resulting in a few thousand units being out there that will happen to become limited edition collector's editions'.

      The messages are so incredibly tame that the over the top apology alongside 'yes these will be for sale, gee sorry' is just awkward.

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    2. Re:treat all systems as if they are production by michiganbob · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is not good when you are demoing to a customer and they login with a test account and are greeted with the message, "Welcome back, Big Asshole."

      Ah yes, like the time a previous developer decided to have the database connection error display "Fuck! Can't connect to database!". Of course the database didn't fail until well after he left. Fun times when the client called about that one...

    3. Re:treat all systems as if they are production by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 2

      This is why you always treat data in test and devel systems as if it was a production or a demo system.

      While not untrue, the issue here is that Facebook is a government data collection organization masquerading as a publicly traded company. These messages are indicative of internal corporate culture because people are people - the shady government snoops are just benevolent, they have to make people buy their bullshit well enough to get it implemented. That means they have to make it fun/quirky/acceptable - THAT is what this shows.

    4. Re: treat all systems as if they are production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My bad, yo.

    5. Re: treat all systems as if they are production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is mind blowing that these people want to put all the eggs in the "centralized government" basket- you know, the one basket we know goes like this- tens to hundreds of years of dominance, then nothing.

      We are centralizing too fast- whenever the inevitable collapse happens, if the society in question is ALL humans, it may cost us EVERYTHING.

    6. Re:treat all systems as if they are production by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, like the time a previous developer decided to have the database connection error display "Fuck! Can't connect to database!". Of course the database didn't fail until well after he left. Fun times when the client called about that one...

      Here's one I noticed from H&R Block: https://idp.hrblock.com/

      It returns just "<html><body><h1>It works!</h1></body></html>" (plus a load of javascript that I assume is tracking).

    7. Re:treat all systems as if they are production by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      There is one exception to this rule: If you're a pentester team. You should NOT run a test that potentially cripples a database beyond repair on a critical production system.

      Not that we ever did that. Oh, by the way, the outage yesterday was due to sunspot activity...

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    8. Re:treat all systems as if they are production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tomcat7 default setup has an "It works!" page message, so they are probably using Tomcat7.

    9. Re:treat all systems as if they are production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just the Apache default page ("It works!") plus the extra JavaScript, which as if you google some of the code reveal it's "Client Side Performance Monitoring" code, though not sure whether that's really perf monitoring or tracking by another name as you said.

    10. Re: treat all systems as if they are production by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more on that point - we really need to be reintroducing inefficiencies in the form of distributed manufacturing and market share. The system isn't stable enough to have a megacorp in charge of anything, let alone multiple things.

  10. Lesson to learn by enriquevagu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Easter eggs may be funny, but they should never be against the public image of your company. "Big Brother is watching"

    1. Re:Lesson to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really says a lot about how privacy concerns are viewed within facebook. They think it's all a big joke.

    2. Re: Lesson to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mom used to always tell me "a big joke it better than a big dick in your ass"

    3. Re: Lesson to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is

    4. Re: Lesson to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your "privacy" is a big joke. Something that has zero monetary value to you is now valuable enough for Facebook and Google to give you a ton of free services in exchange for it. 30 years ago the idea of giving up something as worthless as personal privacy was total fantasy fuel for cyberpunk authors. Now nobody really minds all that much, at least not enough than threaten to delete their account only to return in several months.
      Your free webbrowser is full of cookies. Try paying for your damn software before you get high and mighty about your right to privacy.

    5. Re: Lesson to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wanted to pay for WhatsApp but now I can't

    6. Re: Lesson to learn by illiac_1962 · · Score: 1

      This IS before your mom learned to appreciate anal.

    7. Re:Lesson to learn by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How is this against the public image of the company? It is the public image of the company. They don't even try to hide it anymore, well, how could they?

      If you can't hide anymore that you're abusing your users, why not just flaunt it? Worked for other drug dealers, too.

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    8. Re: Lesson to learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paid software is worse as you are paying to give up your privacy.

  11. Dumb fucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could have been worse. There could have been a personalized message from MZ himself detailing what he really thinks about his users.

    1. Re:Dumb fucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/...

  12. IT WAS VIRAL MARKETING! by tomhath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Run out and buy one quick - they'll be more collectable than Beanie Babies. And the marketing drones who thought this up will get nice bonuses.

    1. Re:IT WAS VIRAL MARKETING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Run out and buy one quick - they'll be more collectable than Beanie Babies. And the marketing drones who thought this up will get nice bonuses.

      Mod the fuck up, yo.

    2. Re:IT WAS VIRAL MARKETING! by v1s10nary · · Score: 2

      Run out and buy one quick - they'll be more collectable than Beanie Babies. And the marketing drones who thought this up will get nice bonuses.

      Indeed.... FaceBook is the master of social manipulation.

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  13. Truth in advertising by sinij · · Score: 1

    "Big Brother is Watching"

    Coming from FB, I think this is 100% accurate.

  14. No worries, it was just an accident by BringsApples · · Score: 1

    I mean, they simply tested "Big Brother is Watching" and "The Masons were here". Don't ask why they were testing some shit like that, just know that it was a test.

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    1. Re:No worries, it was just an accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their thinking was probably "let's do this masonic big brother gag to give the rubes something to be upset about."
      Facebook grunts taunting people with the notion they are watching everything you do, imagine that!

    2. Re:No worries, it was just an accident by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Or it's a distraction from something else. It's like in the old joke:

      Spin doctor: "We go to Iraq and kill a million Iraqis and two dentists."
      Press: "Why the two dentists?"
      Spin doctor (to politician): "See? Told you nobody would ask about the Iraqis".

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  15. who needs to worry about Russia/China? by WindBourne · · Score: 2

    It seems like lots of BS comes from our own companies, who are always working for China or Russia as well.

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    1. Re:who needs to worry about Russia/China? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame Russia +1 point

      Blame China +2 points

  16. That's Hilarious! by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    100% awesome, I'd be proud to ship those bad boys :)

  17. Title is missleading by HannethCom · · Score: 4, Informative

    To be clear, most of these have not shipped yet. This is the batch to go with the Quest and Rift S kits.
    If you currently have touch controllers, the insides of them do not have these sayings.

    The exception is the dev kits for these have shipped and they have the sayings, "Big Brother is Watching" and "Hi iFixit! We See You!"

    The consumer touch controllers that are about to ship say, "This Space For Rent" & "The Masons Were Here."
    Facebook does not plan to recall any of these. You have to unscrew your controller and open it up to see these messages.

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  18. Same Jews Different Distraction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JIDF-aware,

    Facebook is an Israeli Jewish Datamining outfit that worked. They got you. They think you are stupid if you "got got" and now they laugh about it. Same as gypsies.

    1. Re:Same Jews Different Distraction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JIDF-aware,

      Facebook is an Israeli Jewish Datamining outfit that worked. They got you. They think you are stupid if you "got got" and now they laugh about it. Same as gypsies.

      AS SOON AS I exposed Jewish MSM on Faceberg my account was locked.

      Try it and see.

  19. And let's not forget the email passwords by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    What a freakshow it must be over there. Their corporate culture permits this kind of crap to make it to production:

    https://arstechnica.com/inform...

    Who is still working at Facebook? The backroom guys who keep those servers running must be mortified to be associated with these bozos.

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    1. Re:And let's not forget the email passwords by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Is it any different anywhere else? We're working our asses off in the server rooms, development groups and security groups and then we get to see what marketing and C-Levels do.

      Since I saw this, I don't think Crack is the worst. Obviously it gets worse if you leave out the baking soda.

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    2. Re: And let's not forget the email passwords by astrofurter · · Score: 1

      Of the Faceboot employees I've personally encountered, 20% were incompetent Bay Area Progressive assholes, and 80% were incompetent H1B scabs. I met the Bay Area Progressive assholes quite a few years ago. By now they may also have been replaced by H1B scabs.

  20. So, I guess ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    These messages were intended only for prototypes, he said -- but a mistake meant they were included in regular production devices. "Unfortunately, some 'easter egg' labels meant for prototypes accidentally made it onto the internal hardware for tens of thousands of Touch controllers," the tech executive wrote.

    ... Big Brother *wasn't* watching -- the production line anyway.

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  21. "Accidentally".... by sconeu · · Score: 1

    "Unfortunately, some 'easter egg' labels meant for prototypes accidentally made it onto the internal hardware for tens of thousands of Touch controllers,"

    Sure. That's just what THEY want you to think...

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  22. Nobody cares by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Who the hell uses "VR"? It's a stupid gimmick that companies have been dumping money into for years. Who the hell wants this, and what's the point? And, even if there was some use for "VR", who in their right mind would buy hardware from Facebook? This is an awful, useless article.

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    1. Re:Nobody cares by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      There are some actually pretty fun games on it, now the hardware is up to the task.

      There are lots of rubbish games too, of course, but that's true of games in general.

    2. Re:Nobody cares by jetkust · · Score: 1

      The US military uses it for training. This is just one example. The only real reason to buy the hardware from Microsoft and Facebook is because they likely would have the most developers and cost the least money. VR and AR isn't a problem of "who want's to use it." It's just when will they come out with hardware the masses will want to use.

    3. Re:Nobody cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VR is awesome. I'll never have anything to do with facebook, but VR is the difference between playing a game on a screen and being in the game. It's a lot of fun if you have somewhere to set it up.

  23. On purpose, you liars. by irving47 · · Score: 0

    You just wanted the free publicity from the inevitable Alex Jones and Drudge Report freak-outs

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  24. Satanic JEWS and MASONS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Khazar Talmudic Jews believe this of all they call goyim/gentiles (any non-jew): Jews = biggest racists of all for which they "jew guilt" you for no less! They're hypocrites known as thieves all thru history or were Argentines in the 1940 under Peron, Spanish inquistion, France (1306), Egypt (despoiled/robbed by jews), Arabs (pre & post 1948), England (1330 Edward longshanks), Romans under titus, Russia pogroms and Germany who got rid of them from their nations nazi german's too? No. Driven into DESERTS ages ago! Don't wonder why after all those exilings above.

    Should anyone doubt any of this see Jacob Javits' crony Rosenthal spill the beans on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zMVZ8HnFI/ where he called all Christianity fools for helping Israel and the biggest scam of all time per their beliefs below from their Talmud.

    This is the province of the synagogue of Satan (Pharisees whom Jesus Christ himself kicked to the curb out of the temple & they killed him for it. Jeremiah did the same to them also + the Essenes could not stand them either breaking away from the pharisee corruption):

    Mark Zuckerberg stole the Winklevoss twins' code for Fakebook (figures as he is a thieving low jew too).

    Maria Abramovic satanist spirit cooker pal of Hillary Clinton the Voodoo queen is a jew https://www.google.com/search?...

    Like Hillary Clinton's mentor Saul Alinsky author of rules for radicals book dedicated to Lucifer

    "Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer Â- so I wasnÂ't lying Â- and we are his chosen people. Lucifer is very much aliveÂ" Harold Rosenthal http://www.thetruthseeker.co.u...

    Jewish rabbi openly admits to satan worship use white children's blood they kill for passover bread, infiltrating and subverting the catholic church, creating the Jesuit order https://www.youtube.com/watch?... and https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Barbara Spectre, a jew, tells everyone it's jews orchestrating the muslim migrant problem in Europe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ/ . No migrant raping of women in Poland. Tons in Sweden. Do the math. Use common-sense. This is to get muslims and other goyim/gentiles to wipe one another out as incompatible cultures that will clash and always have.

    Rabbi A. Finkelstein ADMITS their greatest enemies are ARABS and WHITES (blacks too) whom they wish to kill one another in a 'theater of war' which they find AMUSING https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Finkelstein also admits JEWS DID 9/11 (perpetrated by the Mossad & Bebe Netanyahu of ISRAEL) https://www.youtube.com/watch?... profiting by it (and that 3,000 jews employed there did not show up for work that day knowing about it beforehand).

    Finkelstein also admits JEWS are going to destroy the U.S. Dollar and dumping it for other world currencies and gold to destroy the United States.

    George Soros who funds groups to create division in the USA?? A jew. One who sold his own jew people into death for the nazis.

    Zucker now FIRED @ CNN is another frying publicly for lying about "russians" and John Bonifield a producer @ CNN said it is bs. Van Jones did also.

    Bernie Madoff (who made off with everyone's money, especially construction union pensions) shows the thieving nature of the JUDEN!

    Michael Milken (another JEW SCAMMER junk bondsman THIEF)

    Ivan Boesky

  25. Re:IT WAS A REELECTION! by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    If there was ever a cautionary tale of a dystopian, post-apocalyptic future, it'd be one where Trump gets another 4 years to continue destroying the United States and torturing human beings.

  26. Ok... by 3seas · · Score: 0

    Accidentlly......... I mispelled Fceaobok

  27. Here's a reaction video I did of the VR controller by gijoel · · Score: 0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  28. Fucking hell by Colourspace · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When they eventually come to name the current epoch, they may well settle on "Youcouldntmakethisshitupstocene".

  29. They know full well what they're doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people who maintain jobs at corporations like these seem to fall in to two categories:

    • Those who are blissfully ignorant
    • Those who are blissfully aware
  30. Re:IT WAS A REELECTION! by jwhyche · · Score: 2

    If there was ever a cautionary tale of a dystopian, post-apocalyptic future, it'd be one where Trump gets another 4 years to continue destroying the United States and torturing human beings.

    According to a theory of physics there is a universe out there where Trump is doing exactly that. It is a good thing we don't live in that universe. I imagine in that universe Trump wouldn't be getting another 4 years, but currently in our universe Trump has 2020 in the bag.

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  31. Santa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better watch out!

  32. Re:IT WAS A REELECTION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU HAVE TO GO BACK: https://boards.4chan.org/pol https://www.infowars.com/ https://www.stormfront.org/for...

  33. Facebook by beep54 · · Score: 1

    It seems that the ONLY thing it cares about is slurping up data from foolish people and selling it. Does not give one flying eff about anything else.

  34. Fagmasons by Larryish · · Score: 0

    They literally have to suck each others dicks as part of the initiation. Masons are closet fags and shitheels.

    My family back home is Mason and they are fake churchy pieces of shit.

    Mason = garbage.

    Run.

    1. Re:Fagmasons by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Dude... I don't know how to say it but could it be that you were the target of an elaborate prank?

      I mean, let's be honest, if I was asked what the initiation ceremony of some secret society was, and if I was into that kind of sausage suckling ... well ...

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    2. Re: Fagmasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is you come from a family line of fags?

      Not sure what's worse... that you claim to know Masonic secrets or that you're a closet homosexual disguised as a bigot.

  35. Not as much BS as WindBourne. Who u work for again by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1
    Most of your posts are BS WindBourne. Who do you work for?

    Starting next year, the new tesla trucks will actually drop our CO2 by 2-5% EACH YEAR.
    Yes, 5000 new Tesla trucks EACH YEAR will reduce CO2 FURTHER than 500,000 new model 3s EACH YEAR.

    Complete BS nonsense WindBourne.

    Coal plants

    BOTH America and Europe are at .25 TW running ~90-95% load. Note that this means that Europe and America can NOT increase their emissions from coal without building new plants.

    Complete bullshit WindBourne. They don't run at that load and they can easily increase.

    This is no different than those that blame America for China's gov choosing to build new coals plants and continue using more than 85%coal for electricity.

    Complete lie backed up by nothing.

    Why did china's coal production, consumption, and CO2 increase over 5% in 2017,

    Easy, you lied WindBourne, it didn't.

    I have said that China is building 700 coal plants. 350 of them are in china and 300 outside.

    Where did the other 50 go? Plus it's BS anyway.

    The only way to stop the CO2 is to have ALL NATIONS STOP ADDING COAL and back off rather quickly.

    Clearly BS as American coal went down but the CO2 went up anyway.

    Did you even bother to read how it was calculated?
    If you had, you would know that they simply took the total energy used and divided by households and capita.

    No surprise that this is a lie also. The linked article told us how they calculated it. WindBourne lied about reading it and then lied about what it said, as usual.

    This is no different than when China had to reverse their 50 year lie about coal

    What 50 year lie WindBourne? More BS from you.

    Finally, you speak of GDP growth. Here is America Here is China Here is EU Out of all 3, America is doing the best.

    His links showed America was actually the worst.
    Not sure which is funnier. That he didn't look at his own links, or that he actually believed America was growing faster than China.

    China consumes over 1/2 of the consumed coal on this PLANET EACH YEAR for the last 10 years.

    More lies and BS. Your own link showed it hasn't been doing it for 10 years.

    First off, new ICE cars will probably stop selling in about 2 more years.

    LOL

    nothing fair or intelligent about per capita. That is one of the WORST measures/normalization going.

    Usual BS to absolve America of all wrongs, due to China being a larger country.

    And WindBourne's biggest BS of all.
    Calling me a liar constantly but never once showin

  36. Those are not hidden messages... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are the most re-liked comments on Fb.

  37. Hoooooo boy by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    The conspiracy nuts will go bonkers about this!

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  38. Re:IT WAS A REELECTION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember this: Obama created the baby cages! Trump stopped it! Also, playpens are also baby cages.

  39. Re: Not as much BS as WindBourne. Who u work for a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Found the Chinese shill

  40. Re:IT WAS A REELECTION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to forgive Ricky. His TDS is legendary. Can wait to see his head explode in 2020 when Trump is elected for another 4 years.

  41. Heeheehee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I dislike Facebook, I salute whoever did this for getting the conspiracy kooks' knickers in a bunch!

      I would add stuff like "The internet is owned by the illuminati", but I don't think I want to be responsible for giving the screwballs a heart attack.

  42. Re: Satanic JEWS and MASONS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just tracked down your IP address, and I have informed the nut house you are caged up in of your illicit internet usage.

      Expect the straightjacket to remain on your person for the next week.

  43. Re: Not as much BS as WindBourne. Who u work for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he's a Chinese shill,what does that make the other guy?