Guide to Slashdot
calibanDNS pointed us to unOfficial H4X0r'$ Guide to Slashdot. This is one of the funniest bits I've read in recent memory. It's nice to get a good belly laugh on a friday afternoon, and this one will provide it.
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three in one week! muhahahahahhahahahha
"I will take the Ring," he said, "though I do not know the way."
Now that's scary.
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the authors of this article are obviously microsoft sympathizers trying to get us to screw up slashdot for the powers of freeBSD!!!!!!
oops forgot to hit post anonymously
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-- rot13 my email address for the real thing
Odds of being killed by lightning and winning the lottery in the same day: 1 in 2^55
You know what scares me?
I'm finding it easier and easier to read 1337-5p33k. I need a long holiday somewhere where there aren't any computers.
*shudder*
"but all the 1337357 know that all the REAL moderation is done within the first 5 minutes or so."
Compare this to http://slashdot.org/moderation.shtml:
Post early:
If an article has over a certain number of posts on it already yours is less likely to be moderated. This is, less likely both statistically (there are more to choose from) and due to positioning (as a moderator I have to actually find your post waaay at the end of a long list.)
Sometimes the truth is best told in jest.....
(And no I am *not* advocating the stuff they say on that page....lol I read all the way to the bottom and my soul will NOT go to AOL!!)
--- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
I liked that trick best...
--Birds take off at sunrise. On the opposite side of the world, they are landing
at sunset. This causes the earth to spin on its axis.
No Katz flames ...
Really screwy...
Perhaps it's just deleting the (Score: 2) thing to keep people from mucking it about..
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- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Well, this at least exposed a bug on /.
/. makes it go away entirely, thus leaving nothing to click on in the list. A tad annoying I'd say.
The subject of this message was supposed to be "(Score: -80,000)" without the quotes. But as you can see
Obviously it's looking for a (Score: xxx) type of thing at the end of the Subject line, but if there's nothing in front of that, it just leaves an empty subject.
Still, very funny.
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- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
>>I could parse most of the silly words, but 1337 got past me. (My fault for being over 30, I guess.) What is it?
Don't worry. I'm under 30, and I had to think it through.
Near as I can tell 1-L, 3=E, 4=A, 5=S, 7=T, 8="ate", 0=O, and $=S. No doubt there are others.
So 1337 is LEET, which is short for "elite", you know?
*sigh* I remember when all the silly typists were still looking for \-Rad warz, d00d. All these young hipsters are just making me feel so old!
-- I'm not evil, I'm
Always mention how cool the subject would be on a Beowulf Cluster.
You're obviously not doing it right. :)
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pb Reply or e-mail rather than vaguely moderate.
pb Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate.
It appears that my humble little site is already slashdotted. If anyone else wants to view the site, I've got a mirror of that document here.
P.S. Thanks to all the people who have posted possible additions to the article. I promise to review them and include (with your permission and credit of course) them in an updated version. Thanks.
Here is a link for the mirror I've got up. I anticipated the slashdot effect, but not that.
Actually, the site has been up in various forms since 1994. That document itself was written over the course of about 30 minutes. Strangely enough, most of the junk I did a long time ago isn't on that incarnation of the site, but I'm working on it.
If you can't get the first post (there's lots of 1337 competition y'know), or come in a little too late, another way to get fairly visible to threaded viewers, is to reply, as offtopic as necessary, to the highest scoring post. Yes, there's a chance that that post could be moderated back down, or another be moderated above it, but all the 1337357 know that all the REAL moderation is done within the first 5 minutes or so.
I wish that this were not so true. I am as guilty of it as anyone else, but the moderators do not usually wait more than half an hour before the topic is "dead". If you don't read the article, make a brilliant post and generally get to the top of the view at the start, you get no karma. Even if a moderator does check the thing "later in the day", (s)he rarely seems to note anything below the top 20-30 articles, so your only prayer of really accumulating karma is to be an obsessive reloader who has on-topic, insightful and witty posts prepared for every possible article on the net.
I don't like it because I have a job that I try to do too...
Oh... Wait... Obsessive reloaders aren't supposed to be moderators...
B. Elgin
B. Elgin
"Read at your own risk; feel free to ignore."
I imagine that this was probably done intentionally as a crafty joke, of course. This begs the quesiton of whether there aren't other subtle, self-referential digs lurking in there for the discerning eye to pull out?
[rant] another huge problem (imho) is that some people feel they must reply to every story featured, no matter how little they know about the subject, how obvious, or redundant it is. there are so many posts that just say "haha, that was funny!" or "wow, that's interesting." i think that anyone who reads the feature and/or links can figure out for themselves whether something is funny or not. if the poster wishes to tell someone how funny or interesting the link or story is, he/she shold tell it to someone who hasn't already read it. [/rant]
Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and speech only to conceal their thoughts. -- Voltaire
{tongue in cheek} /. source and reverse engineer what's not up to date; then you'll be a TRUE hacker.
I am SO disappointed - i expected to see some REAL hacker tips - this is a bunch of script kiddie mumbo jumbo. KIDS - download the
{/tongue in cheek}
Perhaps Rob could make it so moderation didn't start taking place until either x minutes or x posts (whichever comes first) after an article is posted.
I think that might be a good way to ensure at least the "Insightful" articles are actually "Insightful" not just first in line with a decent idea.
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Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
What's the largest site of all?
With articles and posts galore,
Seeking for the highest (Score: )
As moderators sift and sort,
Giving good posts just reward.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
What's the largest site of all?
Mirror, mirror, on the 'Net,
What's the geekiest site yet?
"Stuff that Matters," "News for Nerds,"
Aren't just empty slogan words.
Linux, Windows, BSD,
All discussed bellig'rently.
Mirror, mirror, on the 'Net,
What's the geekiest site yet?
Yet Slashdot's feared, or so it seems,
By webmasters of modest means.
For if there should appear a link
On Slashdot, then lo! Ere a blink
Of time should pass, thousands of geeks
Will click on it. And then, such creaks
Of servers grinding to a halt:
Those 404's are Slashdot's fault!
And so, oh mirror, duplicate
My page, lest it evaporate.
For Slashdot linked to it, you know,
And now my server's awfully slow.
Hope you enjoyed it.
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The real meaning of the GNU GPL:
The real meaning of the GNU GPL:
"The Source will be with you... Always."
Y'know guys, I think somehow I'm being robbed by this. I just realized that I wrote the article, and submitted it about a week ago, and didn't get anything. Now CalibanDNS submits it, and HE'S going to get a free T-Shirt. What's the world coming to?!? I would so desperately like a free T-Shirt. It's getting cold where I live, and I don't have anything to wear, since Natalie Portman ate my hot grits.
If I have moderator access, I try and read from the bottom to move new unreconginzed stuff upward - perhaps if modereators had articles sorted by score ascending instead of descending. It would make your read a little rougher, but then it would also make you more interested in using the moderator points to get back to the standard view...
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
First posts have of course overstayed their welcome, but I would be far more impressed by the more disreputable slashdotters if they went through all the archives and added last posts to already closed discussion threads. That would at least take some energy.
To anyone that's interested, I've updated the article with a lot of your additions. I want to thank the individuals that took the time to think of things that annoyed them, and presented them forth so that I could plagiarize them. Seriously, I want to say thanks to Thanks to Pabs, Layne, Lurking Weasel, and all the others that have helped to refine this document. If I've taken anything you said, and not given credit (or a link, if you're lurking weasel), drop me a line, and I'll get it taken care of... Thanks again.
Dude, it's not a bug, it's a feature!
Rob even says so!
Jedi Hacker (Apprentice) and Code Poet
censorship is a form of noise, which actively seeks to drown out content with silence - Crash Culligan
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Where's it say he gets a free shirt?
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The following examples are all correctly inflected. Once you understand why, it all becomes easy.
- It's really a question of whom you're trying to make happy.
- It's really a question of who is happy.
- It's really a question of whom you've seen.
- It's really a question of who wants to go.
- It's really a question of who is going.
- It's really a question of who you think is going.
- It's really a question of whom you told to go.
- It's really a question of who you think I said was going.
- It's really a question of whom you think I told to go.
English is a context-sensitive language. You can't just look at these things in isolation.Test to see if they actually fixed the bug..
If this post has no subject, it's still there..
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- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Guess it's still there..
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- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.