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calibanDNS pointed us to unOfficial H4X0r'$ Guide to Slashdot. This is one of the funniest bits I've read in recent memory. It's nice to get a good belly laugh on a friday afternoon, and this one will provide it.
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three in one week! muhahahahahhahahahha
"I will take the Ring," he said, "though I do not know the way."
Not my demographic-- been a long time since I was 14. H4Xor's.. whatever. Get a l1f3.
Life is tough. If only I had a gimmick like the statue or the grits guys, I could be a true h4ck3r...
Now that's scary.
Powers&8^]
Powers&8^]
(as i'm sure many of us are thinking) people'd get the point and actually give up that kind of stuff. geez!
In the Flamebait section, they could have added "be the Devil's Advocate," "bring taboo subjects into play," and.. this could have been a whole other enumerated item in itself: "Post as much and as often as possible to every article that you have time to do." The more Anonymous Cowards in this world, the better!
Insert mind here.
the authors of this article are obviously microsoft sympathizers trying to get us to screw up slashdot for the powers of freeBSD!!!!!!
oops forgot to hit post anonymously
Need a Catering Connection
Well, not really, but nobody else has claimed it yet... I could parse most of the silly words, but 1337 got past me. (My fault for being over 30, I guess.) What is it?
<BR>
tags to make your
document seem really long (and therefore important)
-- rot13 my email address for the real thing
Odds of being killed by lightning and winning the lottery in the same day: 1 in 2^55
not much more to say than that...
Had a good chuckle, thanks guys!
some karma... and kinda lukewarm about it.
Testing, testing...
You know what scares me?
I'm finding it easier and easier to read 1337-5p33k. I need a long holiday somewhere where there aren't any computers.
*shudder*
"but all the 1337357 know that all the REAL moderation is done within the first 5 minutes or so."
Compare this to http://slashdot.org/moderation.shtml:
Post early:
If an article has over a certain number of posts on it already yours is less likely to be moderated. This is, less likely both statistically (there are more to choose from) and due to positioning (as a moderator I have to actually find your post waaay at the end of a long list.)
Sometimes the truth is best told in jest.....
(And no I am *not* advocating the stuff they say on that page....lol I read all the way to the bottom and my soul will NOT go to AOL!!)
--- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
Step 1: Hack Microsoft
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GCS/M/Sd?s-:a---->?c++UL+++P++++L++++ E+++W+++N+K-w---M-PSY+t+5?XtvbDI++
Free Kevin!
... uh, nevermind. I can't keep this up.
Micro$oft 5ux5!
Use FreeBSD!
Go Red Socks!
Where is the tutorial/HOWTO for reading all numletters?
I must not be a 1337 anything because I can't even read it Well, maybe I am. You can be something without knowing how to read it. Take 'illiterate' as an obvious example (unless you are illiterate, then I don't know what to tell you and you wouldn't know what I told you anyway).
Back to the point -- I have been able to figure out what almost everything else means, but I think it's the 1 and the 7 that are throwing me off.
I need some translations please!!!
I can't read 31337 either for obvious reasons.
I was able to figure out what 5p34k was just fine.
PEACE
I liked that trick best...
--Birds take off at sunrise. On the opposite side of the world, they are landing
at sunset. This causes the earth to spin on its axis.
Looks like if you put a fake score in your subject, it deletes the header on the comment... Hmm...
No Katz flames ...
Really screwy...
Perhaps it's just deleting the (Score: 2) thing to keep people from mucking it about..
---
- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Well, this at least exposed a bug on /.
/. makes it go away entirely, thus leaving nothing to click on in the list. A tad annoying I'd say.
The subject of this message was supposed to be "(Score: -80,000)" without the quotes. But as you can see
Obviously it's looking for a (Score: xxx) type of thing at the end of the Subject line, but if there's nothing in front of that, it just leaves an empty subject.
Still, very funny.
---
- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
For obvious light hearted trollbait stories like this, which I am not against at all, can you disable moderation, or not count moderation in these areas against posters? One wouldn't want to lose their karma points because they let their hair down here and their remark came across as flamebait instead of funny.
I'd just flag this kind of article as "un moderateable" so while people can moderate here, it won't count in general because of the nature of the story....
Thanks!
--- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
Moderators know to smile a little, just as they do when moderating one of those goofy polls...
JD
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:(, oh well, this was supposed to be a REAL BIG FIRST POST, screw it, it's still Friday)
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| | | / \ |
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| | | \ \ |
| | | \ / |
| ----- - \ \--- -
---- --- --- ------- !!!
| \ / \ / \ | !!!
| / | | \ | !!!
|--- | | --- | !!!
| | | \ | !
| \ / / |
| --- \--- | O
(man I love Fridays!!,)
(doh, I guess slash doesn't like all my spaces
+&x
3 = E
4 = A
5 = S
6 = G
7 = T
8 = B
/ |_| = U
|) = D
Any others I am missing?
The K may not have looked right with HTML tags..
Sosumi. just kidding. DONT!
I set this firewall up, and the last friggen thing I would want to do would be hack it. I just wish I hadn't shown my boss that little filtration function...grrrr...
"Out, OUT! You demons of STUPIDITY!" - Dogbert
Always mention how cool the subject would be on a Beowulf Cluster.
Uh-oh, now you've done it, you explained it to the masses.
Now 1337-5p34k is going to feel the slashdot affect. Too many people can read it, so time to accelerate the word morphing process. And there's nothing more dangerous (?) than having the entire h4X0r community irritated at you for explaining their language.
You're obviously not doing it right. :)
---
pb Reply or e-mail rather than vaguely moderate.
pb Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate.
Did anyone catch the copyright notice at the bottom of the page?
:)
Copyright 1994-1999 Issue9mm
Damn, he's been working on that a long time!
kids with keyboards who need to be spanked.
What good would spanking a keyboard do?
(Yah, yah, I know, I'm tired...)
dragonhawk@iname.microsoft.com
I do not like Microsoft. Remove them from my email address.
(Score; 6, Interesting)
NO CARRIER
MODERATE THIS UP!
:)
I *hate* the frickin' "Offtopic" fiends on slashdot! If you can't get to the link for the *story*, I'd say that's pretty ON TOPIC.
Read the frickin' moderator's guide again, or have your rights for it revoked permanently.
It says: "It's better to moderate *UP* the good comments, and reserve judgement on the other ones, except for the really bad grits-pouring, statue making, obviously offtopic, first-post-claiming, natalie portman is my bitch wishing, 31337 d00d posing, clueless posts, which deserve to be moderated down to -837,425."
Paraphrasing, of course.
Or did you read the story and think that *that* was the Moderator's guide? Now it's all starting to make sense to me...
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Posting anonymously out of moderator mistrust.
Hrm, this in and of itself looks like a bug. Oh well. Just a way to have a little null subject fun!
It appears that my humble little site is already slashdotted. If anyone else wants to view the site, I've got a mirror of that document here.
P.S. Thanks to all the people who have posted possible additions to the article. I promise to review them and include (with your permission and credit of course) them in an updated version. Thanks.
Here is a link for the mirror I've got up. I anticipated the slashdot effect, but not that.
Thank you VERY much.
"Out, OUT! You demons of STUPIDITY!" - Dogbert
So it keeps chopping em, eh?
.sig: Now legally binding!
Gee, who would have thought that posting a story like this here would have caused so many people to kick off five bagillion "first posts" and "Score 3, Insightful" posts... :)
I guess everyone's gotta be a comedian.
If you can't get the first post (there's lots of 1337 competition y'know), or come in a little too late, another way to get fairly visible to threaded viewers, is to reply, as offtopic as necessary, to the highest scoring post. Yes, there's a chance that that post could be moderated back down, or another be moderated above it, but all the 1337357 know that all the REAL moderation is done within the first 5 minutes or so.
I wish that this were not so true. I am as guilty of it as anyone else, but the moderators do not usually wait more than half an hour before the topic is "dead". If you don't read the article, make a brilliant post and generally get to the top of the view at the start, you get no karma. Even if a moderator does check the thing "later in the day", (s)he rarely seems to note anything below the top 20-30 articles, so your only prayer of really accumulating karma is to be an obsessive reloader who has on-topic, insightful and witty posts prepared for every possible article on the net.
I don't like it because I have a job that I try to do too...
Oh... Wait... Obsessive reloaders aren't supposed to be moderators...
B. Elgin
B. Elgin
"Read at your own risk; feel free to ignore."
I just have to test this, even if it will add those nasty karma points ... ;-)
YS
"Arrr! The laws of science be a harsh mistress." -- Bender
Well, it is nice to see that someone fixed that little bug, and quickly!
:-)
YS
"Arrr! The laws of science be a harsh mistress." -- Bender
Smack down those marginally worthy posts by replying anonymously with any variety of "Moderate this up" encouraging retallation against this suspect karma-pander.
Even though the second principal is no karma, some mention of "I know I'll be moderated down for this" disclaimers and qualifiers would be worthwhile.
Take your best shot, 207.138.47.66
"Out, OUT! You demons of STUPIDITY!" - Dogbert
Woo-Hoo! First post, dud3z!
FreeBSD Rules!
Micro$oft Ru13z!
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check out http://colotto.com
I h473 h4X0r $P34X.
dammit! now 40L owns my soul
< br? they7nbspforgot to mention broken >HTML?
crap! i forgtogh to poest anonamyuously.
I was testing to see if the Score trick would work if you had a subject.
B. Elgin
B. Elgin
"Read at your own risk; feel free to ignore."
well, it's better than that guy who constantly puts ... as his subject...
Pope
It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
Heh, the {Score: 3, Interesting} was cut off after the {. So I am doing one more test to see if it allows "[Score: }", or if we can reliably say that the string "Score: " causes everything after to be cut off.
B. Elgin
B. Elgin
"Read at your own risk; feel free to ignore."
you can also put only an html tag in the subject, and it will be deleted, leaving a null subject
-DAVEO
I imagine that this was probably done intentionally as a crafty joke, of course. This begs the quesiton of whether there aren't other subtle, self-referential digs lurking in there for the discerning eye to pull out?
What about "The page has been slashdotted!"
As if we hadn't just found that out...
Oh yeah, and just replying to the real first post so everyone'll read your comment *coughs*.
[rant] another huge problem (imho) is that some people feel they must reply to every story featured, no matter how little they know about the subject, how obvious, or redundant it is. there are so many posts that just say "haha, that was funny!" or "wow, that's interesting." i think that anyone who reads the feature and/or links can figure out for themselves whether something is funny or not. if the poster wishes to tell someone how funny or interesting the link or story is, he/she shold tell it to someone who hasn't already read it. [/rant]
Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and speech only to conceal their thoughts. -- Voltaire
Huh, and I thought to be real 1337, ya had to fsck Natalie Portman in every post.
Not only that, no REAL 1337 would bother posting to slashdot. He'd use his scripts to post for him. He's much too busy looking at pr0n to be bothered.
Oh, BTW, ZEROTH POST!
{tongue in cheek} /. source and reverse engineer what's not up to date; then you'll be a TRUE hacker.
I am SO disappointed - i expected to see some REAL hacker tips - this is a bunch of script kiddie mumbo jumbo. KIDS - download the
{/tongue in cheek}
Perhaps Rob could make it so moderation didn't start taking place until either x minutes or x posts (whichever comes first) after an article is posted.
I think that might be a good way to ensure at least the "Insightful" articles are actually "Insightful" not just first in line with a decent idea.
--
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
What's the largest site of all?
With articles and posts galore,
Seeking for the highest (Score: )
As moderators sift and sort,
Giving good posts just reward.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
What's the largest site of all?
Mirror, mirror, on the 'Net,
What's the geekiest site yet?
"Stuff that Matters," "News for Nerds,"
Aren't just empty slogan words.
Linux, Windows, BSD,
All discussed bellig'rently.
Mirror, mirror, on the 'Net,
What's the geekiest site yet?
Yet Slashdot's feared, or so it seems,
By webmasters of modest means.
For if there should appear a link
On Slashdot, then lo! Ere a blink
Of time should pass, thousands of geeks
Will click on it. And then, such creaks
Of servers grinding to a halt:
Those 404's are Slashdot's fault!
And so, oh mirror, duplicate
My page, lest it evaporate.
For Slashdot linked to it, you know,
And now my server's awfully slow.
Hope you enjoyed it.
-----
The real meaning of the GNU GPL:
The real meaning of the GNU GPL:
"The Source will be with you... Always."
Y'know guys, I think somehow I'm being robbed by this. I just realized that I wrote the article, and submitted it about a week ago, and didn't get anything. Now CalibanDNS submits it, and HE'S going to get a free T-Shirt. What's the world coming to?!? I would so desperately like a free T-Shirt. It's getting cold where I live, and I don't have anything to wear, since Natalie Portman ate my hot grits.
Should be:
/. where anything goes!
Jesus Saves! But Gretzky scores on the rebound.
I'm assuming I'm not going get blasted by the mighty moderators for posting offtopic since this appears to be the only thread to ever show up on
That's what I love about them high-school girls. I get older, they stay the same age... yes they do.
--Wooderson 1976
-- jimmycarter
If I have moderator access, I try and read from the bottom to move new unreconginzed stuff upward - perhaps if modereators had articles sorted by score ascending instead of descending. It would make your read a little rougher, but then it would also make you more interested in using the moderator points to get back to the standard view...
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
First posts have of course overstayed their welcome, but I would be far more impressed by the more disreputable slashdotters if they went through all the archives and added last posts to already closed discussion threads. That would at least take some energy.
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next time try the always-useful (No Break SPace) thing. /. allows that fine. /. does not allow, along with <code>.
I tried using <pre> but that is apparently just one of the many useful tags
For some odd reason whenever you try to post something on slashdot with &-based symbols, when you preview it converts all the &-based symbols in the html form you're typing into into their symbol equivilents. I keep having to copy and paste. Maybe this is just a bug in MSIE4/macintosh.
I wish they'd allow a few more HTML tags.
Irritable, left-wing and possibly humorous bumper stickers and t-shirts
Ah, thank you for posting that article slashdot.
I needed a good laugh today. It even inspired me
to change my sig.
-D0n'+ h$+3 M3 b3C0u5e 1'M 4 1337 Hax0R!-
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=w ahiscool. (Hi Wah!)
/joeyo
2^5
> You'll have a lot of time to laugh at Jesus
> when you are burning in Hell.
You mean he's there too?
C'mon you know that for every post that ever gets on /. you must consider the implications of using that thing in a Beowulf cluster.
"Jesus saves, he shoots, he scores!" and its variants hardly strike me as blasphemy. Kind of old, and perhaps a bit disrespectful, but mildly amusing.
Frankly, I think most of the "Christian" Right is more blasphemous then that silly pun.
Or am I just feeding a troll?
Rob, you really need to do source snapshots much more often. Preferably, starting right now. Perhaps CVS access would be the best way to go. We've talked about this for ages now; Open-Source leads to security. I didn't think Slashdot was going to get burned, but it seems someone managed it.
This is an honest suggestion, Rob. I'm not condoning what these punks did, but at least it might prove the necessity of truly Open-Sourcing Slash.
Actually, modering you up should be unneeded, because the Moderator Guide clearly requests that moderators should browse at -1 to pick up really badly moderated posts. It's all more fun at -1, anyway.
Or, you can just use the "Newest First" option. And don't forget to use the -1 threshold.
To anyone that's interested, I've updated the article with a lot of your additions. I want to thank the individuals that took the time to think of things that annoyed them, and presented them forth so that I could plagiarize them. Seriously, I want to say thanks to Thanks to Pabs, Layne, Lurking Weasel, and all the others that have helped to refine this document. If I've taken anything you said, and not given credit (or a link, if you're lurking weasel), drop me a line, and I'll get it taken care of... Thanks again.
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TH3 TR1CK 1Z 2 3ND Y0R P0ST W1TH "Oh well, I'll probably be moderated as Flamebait for this"
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"Wow, lookit this big fuckin' gun!!" -Fritz the Cat
Free Martian Whores!
Don't feel bad. I'm only 19 and I also don't understand any of this nonsense. Case in point: I downloaded a theme. The actual background in the download has a bunch of C code (perhaps an exploit of some sort?) with the rendered letters "31337" in the foreground.
This troubled me. What was the significance of this number? There must be some meaning behind this number if someone was going to take the time to render it so nicely. Unfortunately, the only interesting thing I was able to find about 31337 is that it is a prime number, not a fibonacci or a marconi or anything else. I was rather disappointed.
Later, someone told me the significance of my desktop background. That wasn't exactly the image I was trying to portray.
1 4m 50 d4mn 1337 7h47 17 huR75!
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freebsd
open source
gpl
gnu
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J0hN k47Z 15 pHR0M 40L
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You can also piggyback by responding to an earlier post, in order to be more likely to be seen by a moderator who still has moderation points.
Hmmmmmmmm.... I think I'll write a page about how to get moderated up at slashdot.....
--- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
the TI-89 was much better to cluster.... at 12 Mhz... they kick ASCII!!!
"If we are unwilling to be aware of the dark, we cannot see the light" -- John Cowan
An KDE it DA BOMM!!!
'Intellectual Properties' are uncontrollable in the wild. To base an economy on them is just stupid.
Eye An 1337, D00D
'Intellectual Properties' are uncontrollable in the wild. To base an economy on them is just stupid.
Where's it say he gets a free shirt?
DO NOT DISTURB THE SE
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(ådd£ndum: DÖ NÖT wåt£ t|m£ åctuållÿ lÖÖk|ng tÖ måk£ ur£ thåt å f|rt pÖt | unclå|m£d, l£t ÿÖu m| ÿÖur gÖld£n ÖppÖrtun|tÿ.) 6.Thr££ Plÿ R£plÿ |f ÿÖu cån't g£t th£ f|rt pÖt (th£r£' lÖt Öf 1337 cÖmp£t|t|Ön ÿ'knÖw), Ör cÖm£ |n å l|ttl£ tÖÖ låt£, ånÖth£r wåÿ tÖ g£t få|rlÿ v||bl£ tÖ thr£åd£d v|£w£r, | tÖ r£plÿ, å ÖfftÖp|c å n£c£årÿ, tÖ th£ h|gh£t cÖr|ng pÖt. ÿ£, th£r£' å chånc£ thåt thåt pÖt cÖuld b£ mÖd£råt£d båck dÖwn, Ör ånÖth£r b£ mÖd£råt£d åbÖv£ |t, but åll th£ 1337357 knÖw thåt åll th£ R£åL mÖd£råt|Ön | dÖn£ w|th|n th£ f|rt 5 m|nut£ Ör Ö. 7.årt|cl£ chmårt|cl£ Wh£n r£plÿ|ng tÖ ån årt|cl£ thåt dÖ£n't cÖnfÖrm tÖ ÿÖur Öwn thÖught, b£ ur£ tÖ tåt£ hÖw b|å£d th£ r£pÖrt£r w£r£, ånd thåt th£ÿ år£ b£|ng br|b£d bÿ M|crÖÖft (Ör whÖm£v£r £l£ ÿÖu th|nk | £v|l). |f th£ årt|cl£ | r£ållÿ båd, åccu£ th£m Öf b£|ng Fr££BD lÖv£r (cåu£ £v£rÿbÖdÿ knÖw thåt låhdÖt | fÖr l|nux lÖv£r Önlÿ). NÖ prÖÖf n£c£årÿ. 8.|t' å lÖng wåÿ up ånÖth£r £åÿ wåÿ tÖ g£t Ön tÖp, | tÖ mårk ÿÖur årt|cl£ å flå|mbå|t. PrÖc££d tÖ tåk£ ån "ånt|-gpl" Ör "ånt|-l|nux" pÖ|t|Ön Ön mått£r, thåt måk£ ÿÖu ££m "hård-h|tt|ng" ånd "cutt|ng tÖ th£ cÖr£" Öf th£ mått£r. £v£rÿÖn£ knÖw thåt mÖd£råtÖr l|k£ tÖ b£ dår|ng bÿ måk|ng flå|mbå|t c£nt£r tåg£. 9.åutÖ-mÖd£råt|Ön Th£ n£åk|£t m£thÖd Öf g£tt|ng Ön tÖp, | tÖ tåk£ ådvåntåg£ Öf th£ r£låt|v£ |d|Öcÿ Öf mÖd£råtÖr (ÿÖu knÖw thåt th£ÿ'r£ tup|d, cåu£ th£ÿ'r£ cÖntåntlÿ årÖund, nÖt clå|m|ng f|rt pÖt, but |nt£åd trÿ|ng tÖ g£t kårmå), ånd t|tl£ ÿÖur årt|cl£ Öm£th|ng l|k£ "cÖr£ 3, |n|ghtful". Th| w|ll tr|ck th£ mÖd£råtÖr, w|th th£|r l|m|t£d |nt£ll£ct, |ntÖ th|nk|ng thåt ÿÖu'v£ ålr£ådÿ b££n mÖd£råt£d up, ånd th£ÿ'll wånt tÖ jump Ön th£ båndwågÖn, Ö tÖ p£åk. (NÖt£: tÖ b£ u£d pår|nglÿ, Ö nÖbÖdÿ w|ll cåtch Ön.) ådd£ndum: Måk£ åbÖlut£lÿ ur£ thåt ÿÖu år£ lÖgg£d |n ånÖnÿmÖulÿ wh£n dÖ|ng th|, Ör ÿÖu måÿ b£g|n tÖ åccumulåt£ dr£åd£d kårmå pÖ|nt. Updåt£ åft£r håv|ng håd th| påg£ f£åtur£d å ån årt|cl£ Ön låhdÖt, ånd r£v|£w|ng th£ cÖmm£ntårÿ ubm|tt£d, |'v£ måd£ ån ådd£nd£m tÖ th| årt|cl£. Th£ ådd|t|Ön år£ pÖt£d b£lÖw. 1.låhbÖx|ng GlÖv£ |f ÿÖu'r£ t|r£d Öf trÿ|ng tÖ g£t |ntÖ th£ tÖp 10 tÖr|£, ånd jut wånnå måk£ £v£rÿÖn£ £l£ uff£r, th£n trÿ th|: G£n£råt£ å u£r åccÖunt, ånd £d|t ÿÖur pr£f£r£nc£ tÖ Öp£n £v£rÿ |ngl£ låhbÖx mÖdul£ åvå|låbl£. Th| w|ll £ff£ct|v£lÿ br|ng låhdÖt' £rv£r tÖ |t kn££, måk|ng £V£RÿÖN£ £l£ uff£r. NÖt£, dÖ nÖt pÖt ånÿ cÖmm£nt, å ÿÖu'll b£ lÖgg£d |n nÖw, ånd w£ åll knÖw åbÖut thåt. |nt£åd, jut k££p r£fr£h|ng l|k£ å mådmån. 2.G££k CÖd£ |f ÿÖu åbÖlut£lÿ mut |gn |n, fÖr whåt£v£r r£åÖn, åt l£åt måk£ ur£ tÖ l£åv£ å lÖng |g. |'v£ fÖund thåt th£ G££kCÖd£ | p£rf£ct. Tåk£ up å lÖt Öf påc£, åÿ nÖth|ng, ånd ÿÖu cån måk£ Ön£ up Öff Öf th£ tÖp Öf ÿÖur h£åd, ånd nÖbÖdÿ w|ll £v£n nÖt|c£. |f th£ÿ dÖ nÖt|c£, Ö whåt? Th£ÿ'r£ jut å bunch Öf kårmå whÖr£, whåt dÖ£ th£|r Öp|n|Ön mått£r? 3.BÖld|fÿ |f ÿÖu jut wånt tÖ cåu£ å rucku, Ör Öth£r m£ån Öf d|tråct|Ön wh|lt ÿÖu H4x0r th£ låhdÖt dåtåbå£, ÿÖu cån u£ åLL html pÖt, ånd "fÖrg£t" tÖ clÖ£ å fÖnt mÖd|f|£r tåg (uch å bÖld Ör |tål|c) åt th£ b£g|nn|ng Öf th£ £nt£nc£. B£ ur£ tÖ u£ th£ Br£åk tåg fr£qu£ntlÿ, Ö å tÖ g|v£ th£ åpp£årånc£ Öf å lÖng£r, mÖr£ |mpÖrtånt pÖt thån whåt ÿÖu r£ållÿ håv£. 4.åÿMF TÖ b£ å 1337 å h£ll, u£ crÿpt|c åcrÖnÿm å Öft£n å pÖ|bl£. DÖn't cÖnc£rn ÿÖur£lf w£th£r Ör nÖt th£ÿ åctuållÿ wÖrk å £tåbl|h£d åbbr£v|åt|Ön. £v£rÿÖn£ £l£ |n ÿÖur m£ntål|tÿ w|ll b£ åbl£ tÖ r£åd å pÖt Öf "åFå|K, th£ GFPFåD mÖd | Bÿ th£ cÖÖl£t mÖd £v£r. WC|FDW, ÿ'knÖw?". B£|d£, th| måt£rm|nd-l|k£ cÖmpr£h£n|Ön Öf åcrÖnÿm|tÿ, Önlÿ furth£r |nd|cåt£ ÿÖur 1337n355. 5.WhÖ' Måmå? |f Öm£Ön£ r£pl|£ tÖ Ön£ Öf ÿÖur pÖt d£rÖgåtÖr|lÿ, dÖn't bÖth£r £xplå|n|ng ÿÖur£lf. 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This article was proved false by the fact that everyone who thought it would be funny to try its tricks were moderated down.
Call me old fashioned but where the hell did this "H4X0r'$" rubbish come from?
Bother.
Moderate this up!
This would make a kewl Beowulf Cluster if all of you ass-kissing, Karma Loving, Free BSD users would stop your GPL glorifying -- you sound like Jon Katz.
Wasn't this on Slashdot alreay like 3 months ago.
Just another example of Slashdot going down the tubes, especially since Bill OK'd that shipment of Who albums to Rob from the M$ FUD office.
Now keep those damn cookies away from me and Eric S., and that Karma crap too!
Hey if any of you h4X0r gir1i3z are reading this toss me a line at me@net.god, maybe later we can hook up on IRC and you can talk to my Bot, George.
Hey, you with the post above me.... you're momma uses a Packard Bell!
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H3y dudz. D0z th15 mak3 m3 hak3r l337 t00?
(ah crap, I was logged in)
My studio - www.graylands.ca
H3y dudz. D0z th15 mak3 m3 hak3r l337 t00?
(ah crap, I was logged in again)
My studio - www.graylands.ca
-Moderate This Up-
Alright,. I'm the first post!
Oh yeah, that article would have been so fuckin cool if it was served from a Beowulf cluster!
Of course, Jon Katz is so stupid, he wouldn't understand. Then again, I saw N47413 P0r7M4N using my FreeBSD machine. She was telling me about the Beowulf cluster she built. She named it "MICROSOFT SUX" because Bill Gates is the DEVIL!.
LINUX RULZ!! IT REALLY RULZ WHEN IT'S ON A Beowulf cluster!
(Ah crap, I was logged in AGAIN. I must fix that if I'm ever to become l33t)
My studio - www.graylands.ca
As stated previously 1337 is elite. Back in the bbs (bulletin board system) days, elite was a kind of "trusted" access that would allow download of pirated software.
As a sidebar, I find it interesting that many of the "elite" people I know from those days (not the script kiddies who spell things like 1337) are now heavily into the opensource movement and claim that it was about free speech not free beer all along. I dunno...
In Indiana it is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
Now how to chop off the trailing score?
(Scöore: 6)
They are behind the times. Last Posting is the wave oif the future.!!Y
ez last post
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The final word; anything following is redundant.
This way the moderator would be able to shift through more posts without having to care about posts that've already been recognized as "5: Informative" or "4: Insightful".
This would also decrease the amount ofOops, I should probably have logged out first, let's see if I can get my karma below 0. Want to bet on it?
Every expression is true, for a given value of 'true'
The following examples are all correctly inflected. Once you understand why, it all becomes easy.
- It's really a question of whom you're trying to make happy.
- It's really a question of who is happy.
- It's really a question of whom you've seen.
- It's really a question of who wants to go.
- It's really a question of who is going.
- It's really a question of who you think is going.
- It's really a question of whom you told to go.
- It's really a question of who you think I said was going.
- It's really a question of whom you think I told to go.
English is a context-sensitive language. You can't just look at these things in isolation.If you have a rational argument, and it isn't one of those topics that generate more heat than light, then posting a position different than that of most posters is informative. And, in my experience, it's also more likely than an equally-well written "me-too" variant to get some karma points.
/. discussions, seeing as how this isn't a religion site.)
I agree.. and I wrote what I wrote.. out of lack of better thought, actually, because what I was referring to is Flamebait and people who post comments on subjects that they, and we, know will merely start a comment war (i.e., when people post religious comments. I'm a Christian, and proud of it, and I'm sure that most people are proud of whatever beliefs they hold pertaining to religion, but religion is a topic that often sparks hot debate, and I figure it's a subject that's better left out of
But, thanks for the clarification.
Insert mind here.
Test to see if they actually fixed the bug..
If this post has no subject, it's still there..
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- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Guess it's still there..
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- Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
wow...well. I'm just going to assume that you couldn't figure this out on your own...and I'm going to explain this calmly and slowly. If you want to view the source of any webpage, all you have to do is right-click on the webpage and then click on view source which will be a choice in the resulting list. If that still does not suit your fancy, you can log on anonymously to http://www.slashdot.org with your favorite ftp tool.
That reply displays your own ignorance and prejudice for all to see. I am glad that you have given me the oppurtunity to bring this up and maybe even start a discussion about it. I agree with the entire 'geek nation' that AOL bites it hard. But, it is not my choice to use that at home. I am 17 years old and I live at home and my father enjoys AOL for some ungodly reason. I wish I could convince him to change our ISP because we have access to a rather cheap cable connection. But, the point is that I can not and I am stuck using AOL. That does not limit my 'technical expertise' in any way. Using a certain ISP does not lower my intelligence.
As a fellow AOLer in an identical situation, I feel for you...
:)
However, your original post didn't speak very highly of your technical expertise.
If you want to view the source of any webpage, all you have to do is right-click on the webpage and then click on view source which will be a choice in the resulting list
Sure, that'll give you the HTML, but not the perl script that generated it.
If that still does not suit your fancy, you can log on anonymously to http://www.slashdot.org with your favorite ftp tool.
Wrong again. First of all, you don't FTP to an http:// URL, that's what ftp:// is for. Secondly, www.slashdot.org isn't running an FTP server, though you could telnet to port 80 of any of slashdot's IPs and GET / if you really felt like it...
It doesn't improve your image to insult people and then not know what you're talking about