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  1. Java huh? on Can You Spare A Few Trillion Cycles? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Give me a client I can run on my (Series 60) mobile phone, just to say that I have, and I'll think about running your apps. Meanwhile, for my PCs I prefer D.Net because of its seriously optimised core -- if I'm going to donate CPU cycles I want to know they're not being wasted by computing overhead. (Usefulness of the project itself aside.)

  2. Seen male characters lately? on Men Incapable Of Portraying Videogame Women Fairly? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Male characters in vidoegames are:
    • Cigar chomping muscle-brains
    • Weasley little pick-pocket wimps
    • Corpse-obsessed psychopaths
    • Spineless cannon-fodder clones
    • Sex-obsessed jocks
    • Coke-bottle glasses nerds that love computers
    Etc, etc, etc. It isn't a sexism thing, it's a "the story writers are stupider than the game's AI" thing.
  3. Re:I wonder on Patience, Grasshopper - On Long Load Times For Games · · Score: 1

    Found it, actually them: King of Fighters '95 and Ultraman. I can't find a decent discussion as to why the ROM cart was used -- whether it was just a limitation of RAM (in which case you'd think they'd use the RAM exansion cart standard) or indeed to decrease load times (which it appeared to do somewhat, based on the poor review KoF '96 got).

  4. Re:I wonder on Patience, Grasshopper - On Long Load Times For Games · · Score: 1

    There was a Saturn game that came on CD and cart, though I think that was because they ran out of RAM, rather than to decrease load times. Anyone know the game I'm thinking of? As a collector, I love innovative hardware stuff like this. As a gamer, the answer looks like a hard drive in every console.

  5. Re:Well... on Gator Files for IPO to Raise $150 Million · · Score: 1

    Anyone want to put together a nice list of websites for the end of my .hosts file? 127.0.0.1 www.doubleclick.net ...

  6. Re:yay! on Microsoft Authorized Refurbishers · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Since the license is non transferable
    So don't transfer it. If I install a Windows licence I own on a PC it's not against the law for someone else to use it, so who cares who owns the licence so long as only one install exists for each licence?
  7. Re:I don't think it matters anymore... on N-Gage 2 Pictures Show Evolution Of Handheld? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I own one and I don't have a "laundry list of complaints", just one -- the range of commerical games sucks. Fortunately, the phone is so good at so much other stuff that it doesn't matter. I won't unseat the GBA as a mainstream games machine, but when it comes to emulators and homebrew gaming it's quickly becoming a very popular platform.

  8. Re:Sierra Adventures on Classic GBA Game Ports We'll Never See? · · Score: 1

    Oops, does it show that I didn't read the article and just relied on the /. writeup?

  9. Sierra Adventures on Classic GBA Game Ports We'll Never See? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There's already a GBA interpretor for the Sierra adventure series, but the current copyright owners won't licence the games, or sell them in any other for. I've played a couple of the freeware titles and they rock. I can't imagine these wouldn't be a commercial success.

  10. Does this mean it's available? on Privacy Complaint Against Google's GMail Service · · Score: 1

    I thought it was still invite-only beta...

  11. Re:WinAmp Use on WinAmp Security Hole Discovered, Patched · · Score: 1

    I use it for converting classic file formats to MP3, but I use MusicMatch to play MP3s, or xmms on my PS2.

  12. Re:This is sad on Gateway To Close All Retail Stores · · Score: 1

    Last place I worked one of the staff went off on his own and bought a Gateway laptop without giving me the opportunity to tell him not to. We could never get it talking to the only database he NEEDed for his department, so he got the company's shittiest spare laptop to use for database access.

  13. Re:Uh... on Vietnam - A Belated Gaming Invasion? · · Score: 2, Insightful
  14. Re:Site farked on IF Quake Takes Fragging To Whole New Level · · Score: 1

    I withdraw that comment. It's a working text adventure. This is more how I'd like April Fools to be. /. story writeup is still annoying though.

  15. Re:Are the downloads real? on IF Quake Takes Fragging To Whole New Level · · Score: 1
    The game is fully playable, and actually pretty good fun, too.
    At least there's some honour in that. Anyone got a mirror? And do I really have to download the big map files?
  16. Site farked on IF Quake Takes Fragging To Whole New Level · · Score: 1

    Half a dozen comments and it's dead. If you're going to pull an annoying April Fools prank, at least make sure that your site can cope with the traffic.

  17. Are the downloads real? on IF Quake Takes Fragging To Whole New Level · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Can anyone be bothered working out if the downloads actually result in a real text adventure, or is it completely fake?

  18. Petty I know, but... on Google's Gmail To Offer 1GB E-mail Storage? · · Score: 1
    Since this was such a crap April Fools joke, I just made my Mozilla search engine default Teoma. The code below works, mostly - call it teoma.src and drop it in "searchplugins", you'll have to create your own 16x16 icon.

    # Teoma Sherlock Plugin by Horst Prillinger, (C)2001-2002

    <search
    name = "Teoma"
    routeType="internet"
    method = get
    action = "http://s.teoma.com/search"
    >

    <INPUT NAME="q" user>

    <interpret
    resultListStart = "Top"
    resultListEnd = "suggestions to narrow your search"

    resultItemStart = '<span class="resultTxt">'
    resultItemEnd = '<br class="resultSpace" />'
    >

    </search>
  19. Re:How'd they get it on a cart? on Homestar Runner Atari 2600 RPG Nears Release · · Score: 1
    Those would make good plastic shells.
    Actually, they used a type of label that's a complete bastard to get off. But there are plenty of common 2600 carts out there that deserve to be converted into something new. It's impossible, for example, to buy an Atari 2600 collection these days without getting two copies of Space Invaders. I recently shipped 30+ carts off to AtariAge for recycling. Half of them were Space Invaders and Asteroids.
  20. My PSX mod chip on Mod Chips Up, Game Industry Revenues Down? · · Score: 1
    I got my PSX modded a while back just after it was ruled in Australia to be legal. I have never put a pirated or backup game in the machine. I used it purely to allow me to play MP3 CDs (created from my legit music collection) using a (Japanese) hardware MP3 add-on without having to do the disc swap thing. Bonus: the menu went colour after the mod chip was installed.

    I have since moved on to my PS2 with the official Linux kit which contains my music collection on the hard drive.

  21. Perth people who need a deck... on Homestar Runner Atari 2600 RPG Nears Release · · Score: 4, Informative
    The first 8 or 9 people that can come to my house in Perth, Western Australia, with one of these carts in their hand can have, free, an Atari 2600. Earlybirds get their choice of 6-switch, 4-switch and Jr. 9V power supply is your problem, but I will make sure the Atari works before you leave. Follow the link to my website for my email address.

    I'm not affiliated with the game in any way, I just collect old video games stuff and have more Atari 2600s than I know what to do with.

  22. Re:"News" on PuTTY Beta For Symbian OS · · Score: 1

    And I can't remember when I installed it on my N-Gage, thought I know an event that happened just after when I used it, so I can look it up... Yeah, would have been early Jan. I think I installed it not long after the first version of the Ogg Vorbis player.

  23. Re:Really big airplanes? on How Will We Get Around Near-Future Earth? · · Score: 1
    designed for economy rather than capacity
    Bah! When it comes to who has the biggest aircraft in the air, second place is just another name for first loser. Long haul is all well and good, but the earth's not getting any bigger. It is, however, getting filled with more people. :)
  24. Re:Really big airplanes? on How Will We Get Around Near-Future Earth? · · Score: 1
    This big.

    I was looking for a reference to Boeing's Blended Wing Body (BWB) when I posted the previous message, now I've found it. 800 passengers. Deciding if it's a good idea or not is left as an exercise for the reader.

  25. Re:I dunno . . . on How Will We Get Around Near-Future Earth? · · Score: 1

    Naquida reactors! Hey, if someone else gets to mention Mr Fusion, I get to mention naquida.