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  1. Re:Babel on Inflatable Tower Could Climb To the Edge of Space · · Score: 1

    My religion has auto-indentation.

  2. Re:My suggestion on Buying a Domain From a Cybersquatter · · Score: 4, Funny

    MurderInTheFirst.com was already registered.

  3. Re:[verb] like a [animal] on $10M For Unmanned Aircraft That Can Perch Like a Bird · · Score: 1

    They've got "flying like a dodo" down, it's only a few steps more to eagle level!

  4. Re:One Quarter of A Century... on Tetris Turns 25 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's just because you go to parties made up mostly of squares.

  5. Re:Save the whales! on Acoustic "Superlens" Could Make Subs Invisible · · Score: 1

    I fold, you win the Internets.

  6. Re:Save the whales! on Acoustic "Superlens" Could Make Subs Invisible · · Score: 1

    No, you are missing the point. We will liberate the whales, and then equip them with lasers, so we won't need a Navy!

  7. Re:Idiocy on Homeland Security To Scan Citizens Exiting US · · Score: 1

    YOU ARE MORTAL SO YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. Make your life worth something instead of cowering from shadows.

    I do that, yeah! But I still have to see the last season of BS:G, so I'm really afraid of the terrorists!

  8. Re:Windows Search 4.0?! on Windows Vista Service Pack 2 Released · · Score: 1

    Incidentally, I find it sort of funny and sort of annoying that there are so many Vista defenders out there, when my own experience is that, yeah it runs well enough, but only after turn off all the crap like this and the graphical effects, and even then it's a little slow for a brand new OS on a brand new computer.

    Vista Home Basic 64 is a pre-configured Vista with all the crap turned off.

  9. Re:Yet you did it. on Skype Billing Gone Haywire For Some Users · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's okay. It's for profit.

  10. Re:Amusing story on US To Require That New Cars Get 42 MPG By 2016 · · Score: 1

    My 1.6l Ford Fiesta Diesel gets 51 miles per US gallon. The new Fiesta Econetic would officially get something like 60.

  11. Re:From the Redundency Department of Redundency on Why Programming Rituals Work · · Score: 1

    I thought it was the Department of Redundancy Department? Or is that someone else?

  12. Re:deniers come out in 3 .. 2 .. 1 .. on Ocean Circulation Doesn't Work As Expected · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I say stick to the status quo until we know we can't.

    The problem with that is, what if the "oh we can't stick to the status quo" moment is actually a massive human extinction event?
    The risk is that the "bullet has already been fired" so to speak. It won't hit for another 50 to 100 years, but it's on the way, and it'll cause damage when it finally does hit.

    We don't know for sure if that's the case, but there certainly is a risk.

  13. Re:Fraud and conflict of interest on Secret EU Open Source Migration Study Leaked · · Score: 1

    The law of diminishing returns kicks in around 10.

  14. Re:Fraud and conflict of interest on Secret EU Open Source Migration Study Leaked · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but why do that if you can get 20 MBA's to achieve 200% accurate knowledge of everything!

  15. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth on Does Dell Know What Women Want In a Laptop? · · Score: 1

    "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"
    "You're big-ASSED, okay! DINOSAURS were big-boned."
    (Denis Leary)

  16. Re:Stereotypes usually have some kernal of truth on Does Dell Know What Women Want In a Laptop? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Indeed, I think the following Einstein quote applies:

    Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

  17. Re:Fraud and conflict of interest on Secret EU Open Source Migration Study Leaked · · Score: 4, Funny

    15% of MBA's will get you the correct statistics though.

  18. Re:Oh noes! on Secret EU Open Source Migration Study Leaked · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The show-stopper is store salesmen who don't actually believe that a "layman user" could get along just fine with Linux and not XP or Vista.
    My job is an MS only shop. I still use a Linux netbook for presentations. It works just fine, and cost about as much as a non-OEM version of Windows Vista Home Basic alone..

  19. Re:No surprise on The More Popular the Browser, the Slower It Is · · Score: 1

    Did you put on your robe and wizard hat again?

  20. Re:I never understood.. on The Hidden Secrets of Online Quizzes · · Score: 4, Funny

    MC / MCSE is about more than just VB. There's C++ too. Where friends have access to your privates.

  21. Re:Could brain formatting be next? on Brain Scanning May Be Used In EU Security Checks · · Score: 2, Funny

    My brain runs ReiserFS.
    On second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea.

  22. Re:Yet they won't even take simple measures on Brain Scanning May Be Used In EU Security Checks · · Score: 1

    Nations that go that route usually don't fare well once there is a serious downfall in the economy.

    It's a good thing that'll never happen here.
    Oh crap.

  23. Re:Reality called on Brain Scanning May Be Used In EU Security Checks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pah, I can tell from all the way over here that you are thinking about Natalie Portman.

  24. Re:Overly simplistic criteria on Emailaholics Reveal Their Habits · · Score: 1

    Was the paper about h3rb4l v14gr4?

  25. Re:I caught a 9AM showing on Saturday on Is a $72.5m Opening Weekend Enough For Star Trek? · · Score: 1

    and dammit I forgot my point, I knew I had one somewhere around here.

    It was "get off my lawn".
    You're welcome!