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Inflatable Tower Could Climb To the Edge of Space

MonkeyClicker writes with mention of a proposal that could see an inflatable tower helping to carry people to the edge of space without the need for rocket propulsion. This would function in place of previous space elevator designs which featured a large cable and could be completed much faster, if proponents of the project are to be believed. "To stay upright and withstand winds, full-scale structures would require gyroscopes and active stabilization systems in each module. The team modeled a 15-kilometer tower made up of 100 modules, each one 150 meters tall and 230 meters in diameter, built from inflatable tubes 2 meters across. Quine estimates it would weigh about 800,000 tonnes when pressurized — around twice the weight of the world's largest supertanker."

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  1. Are you fucking kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? Are you, seriously, expecting me to believe this? An inflatable... why? Why do you do this to me, engineers? What the fuck?

    1. Re:Are you fucking kidding me? by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      It has to be inflatable, and with helium for that matter, (possibly hydrogen - hydrogen's benefit is increased load carrying capacity, detriment is risk of Hindenburg-like H2/O2 combustion) so that it supports itself upward in mid air, kind of pillared directly into air, and you don't need super strong carbon fiber structures where the load is carried along the full length of a cable. It's actually the cleverest space elevator design so far, at least for the very bottom part, where there is atmosphere. Above the atmosphere you'd still need a traditional space elevator cable, but if you can only climb up to the top of the atmosphere very cheaply, vehicle launch costs might be a lot cheaper because of lack of air drag energy costs simply to fly through the atmosphere. Launching something towards the east would pick up the speed of rotation of the Earth as far as centrifugal force is concerned, and save some fuel that way too. Fuel costs in rockets are extremely expensive, because the bulk of the rocket is fuel and much of the fuel is simply used to lift the rest of the fuel. Fuel savings compound, especially liquid oxygen. In fact if there were a way to do oxygen liquefaction cheaply up at the top of the tower from the very limited partial oxygen pressure, you could climb to the top very light and very cheap, make a lot of liquid oxygen suddenly as you start dropping through the atmosphere suspended by a huge super light superhuge parachute of solar panels, and once you're full of liquid oxygen, ignite and start flying. I don't know if it's doable at all.

    2. Re:Are you fucking kidding me? by PDX · · Score: 1

      Someone is stealing plot lines from Dr.Shlock on Sluggy.com What next a dimensional flux capacitor? I hope you remember to build the remote out of something other than bacon.

  2. bounce house by hguorbray · · Score: 4, Funny

    yep -world's biggest bounce house

    for the world's richest, most overgrown kids

    -I'm just saying

    1. Re:bounce house by atheistmonk · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's one jumping castle I wouldn't want to fall off.

    2. Re:bounce house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer to space is propellantless propulsion. We see a number of real world examples of how this can happen. We just need the investment into research and development. http://mykaitan.blogspot.com

    3. Re:bounce house by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      NASA has had balloons make it to 171,000 feet with a 11,000 lb payload.

      So if they had this tower tethered to some balloons in the right manner
      they could alleviate some of the weight up to at least 30 miles up, maybe higher.

      I think wind shear could be a serious issue, winds aloft are over 100 mph,
      and much worse of the jet stream is nearby.

      From there you could mass driver some stuff into orbit as NASA had planned
      to do from the moon in the past.

      A magnetic slingshot could get non living payload into space pretty cheap.

      I still say terra forming the moon is best left to robots that don't need food,
      don't need air, and don't need medical attention.

      By terra forming I mean make a underground moon base as it would be your
      best protection against radiation and extremes of space.

      Just my 2 cents.

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  3. Yah... by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    I came up with lots of ideas like this in college...I also smoked a lot of weed in college.

    1. Re:Yah... by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm also joining the me-too choir on this one. I had the idea a couple of months ago and ran simulations that said it was unfeasible at best. I'll be very interested to see if they can actually make it work.

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    2. Re:Yah... by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, and also, to make the helium-filled sections carry their own weight, you need to make the sections increasingly large in volume to account for the decreasing pressure of air that can support less mass per cubic meter. Eventually you get to the ridiculous point where your tower is >100 m wide because the atmosphere is so thin. It's a structural nightmare, gyroscopes or not.

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    3. Re:Yah... by Abreu · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought making your house fly with helium balloons was something only old people did...

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    4. Re:Yah... by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm also joining the me-too choir on this one. I had the idea a couple of months ago

      I have had the idea before either of you, and actually have started construction

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    5. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I thought making your house fly with helium balloons was something only old people did...

      In Korea maybe.

    6. Re:Yah... by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      You must be thinking of that movie "What's Up" where an old guy gets a hot air balloon to lift up his house and rescue people.

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    7. Re:Yah... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Eventually you get to the ridiculous point where your tower is >100 m wide because the atmosphere is so thin.

      You naysayers will be crying when I build my giant space marshmallow chain.

      100 m wide? I don't think so. The trick is to fill them with your lighter-than-air mixture at the local atmospheric density... create, heat, inflate, rigidify, cool. And 100 m is just about right, from the base all the way up.

      When it gets too high, then you simply start at your Chambered Heuristic Orbital Clasp Object -- Ladder Attachment Terminal Endpoint, and work your way back down.

      The big problem I see is the earthbound anchor, but I believe professor William T. Graham (a pasty-white fellow my less couth colleagues refer to as a 'cracker') is working on a solution to that.

      All of humanity shall be as neanderthals around the campfire, envying the colossal testament to my intellectual superiority. Plus, they'll probably have a hankering for S'mores, what with the figurative campfire and all.

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    8. Re:Yah... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      How long have you been waiting to use that? An entire post about graham crackers?

    9. Re:Yah... by Khashishi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think the idea is to make it lighter than air, but just use air to provide some physical structure to it.

    10. Re:Yah... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 1

      Nice try.

      It was actually about smores.

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    11. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      graham crackers?

      No, s'mores: Marshmallows, CHOCOLATE and beer.

    12. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      totally i had to check to see if it was april....

    13. Re:Yah... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're lucky. I smoked a lot of weed and didn't get any ideas like this. The only idea I got was "Man, you think the Steak and Shake is still open?"

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    14. Re:Yah... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      How long have you been waiting to use that? An entire post about graham crackers?

      Well, the idea came naturally to me when I started to respond to the prior poster about the column needing to be very wide as the atmosphere got less dense. And then I got to thinking about how marshmallows get their lightness, and I thought maybe it would be applicable to the problem at hand.

      And then I realized I hadn't had dinner yet, and that I'd better call my wife on my way home and ask her to start the charcoal for the grill. And then I started thinking about s'moresr,because it's summer, and I'll be grilling over charcoal tonight, and I just couldn't help myself.

      Sometimes the muse takes over and we just sit, trancelike, while the genius flows from our fingertips to the keyboard. I don't think that really was me typing, nor was it my idea... it was like some force greater than man itself took ahold of me -- just used me as a conduit for brilliance. Kind of like Noah's ark, I guess... it is not my place to question why. It is only my place to build it, as directed by what can only be the divine inspiration of He of the Tangled Forkful, the FSM.

      But seriously, if you think that was thought up ahead of time, and I'd been waiting to use... don;t you think it'd be a little more polished?

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    15. Re:Yah... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I smoked a lot of weed and didn't get any ideas like this.

      In case my daughter is reading this, you know Daddy's a kidder, right?

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    16. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meet Lawn Chair Larry. The site has also a similar story about another person who tried that and got nominated for the award as he wasn't quite as lucky as Larry.

    17. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case my daughter is reading this, you know Daddy's a kidder, right?

      Meaning he fucks kids..

    18. Re:Yah... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's what I meant to say. Graham crackers, CHOCOLATE, and marshmallows.

    19. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also smoke lots of weed

    20. Re:Yah... by jandoedel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparently someone forgot to RTFS, because it clearly SAID it would be bigger dan 100m in diameter: "230 meters in diameter"

    21. Re:Yah... by Quarters · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Why would you make a section increasingly wide if you are trying to go vertical? Why not just make the sections increasingly long?

    22. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Captain Obvious to the rescue!

    23. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Captain Ignoramus didn't know how to click the link. These are the same guys that made Ratatoing, Little Cars, and Little Panda Fighter.

    24. Re:Yah... by Golddess · · Score: 1

      I am not a physicist, so maybe I have the wrong idea here, but I'd have imagined that the thin atmosphere would mean less air required inside. If you fill a balloon up at sea-level, stick it in a box, and begin to remove the air (lowering the air pressure), the balloon will expand.

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    25. Re:Yah... by bronney · · Score: 1

      thanks Clippy!

    26. Re:Yah... by Ztream · · Score: 1

      +4 Double Standards

    27. Re:Yah... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Because for maximum lift you need the maximum volume-to-surface-area ratio, which is a sphere (or as close as you can get to it, i.e. a cube is better than a tall thin oblong)

    28. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh us PRE-baby boomers (1944) missed out on al that, all WE did was to get drunk - sigh!

    29. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to William S. Burroughs...

    30. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean Corea?

    31. Re:Yah... by Mad+Hamster · · Score: 1

      I smoked a lot of weed and didn't get any ideas like this.

      In case my daughter is reading this, you know Daddy's a kidder, right?

      I believe the proper thing to say here is "I didn't inhale".

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    32. Re:Yah... by metacell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I came up with lots of ideas like this in college...I also smoked a lot of weed in college."

      Wow. And they say smoking weed is bad for you.

    33. Re:Yah... by Vexar · · Score: 1

      On top of that, won't this whole idea fail if lanced by a micro-meteorite? At least the space elevator fantasy had self-repairing capability. I can just imagine the NASA classifieds: wanted, balloon envelope repairman. Must not be afraid of heights, any heights. Significant mobility required, as well as excellent dexterity in a space suit. Additional work responsibilities include balloon sculpting for parties and special events, stunt work, and wearing large costumes.

    34. Re:Yah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dad, you couldn't kid if you were stoned on weed...

    35. Re:Yah... by Vexar · · Score: 1

      Well, there's one keyboard I'd never want to touch. Crumbs, chocolate, and sticky white goo everywhere. Say, doesn't helium liquify at some temperature? Aren't the winds absolutely insane at different atmospheric strata? This whole idea smacks of a fan of Christo's art installments. Art project, not science. And if it was made of marshmallows, I hope someone eventually would light it on fire and makes that cool, purple-blue flame.

    36. Re:Yah... by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      it clearly SAID it would be bigger dan 100m in diameter: "230 meters in diameter"

      Eventually you get to the ridiculous point where your tower is >100 m wide because the atmosphere is so thin

      Clearly they've done the same calculations I have and come up with the same ballpark answer. Last time I checked 230m was still bigger than 100m, so my post is correct. The only difference here is that they believe they can realistically build a 230m diameter inflatable structure, which I decided was too impractical to implement.

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    37. Re:Yah... by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      Lift provided by bouyancy depends on displacement of fluid. To lift 1kg, you need to displace 1kg of air with your gasbag. At high altitude low-pressure atmosphere, that 1kg of air takes up an awful lot of volume you need to enclose and fill with your equally low-pressure -but still less dense- helium.

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    38. Re:Yah... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      In case my daughter is reading this, you know Daddy's a kidder, right?

      Yeah, I bet Daddy really got tons of good ideas while baked. :)

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  4. World of goo by Fizzl · · Score: 5, Funny

    n/t

  5. Beavis and Butthead: +1, True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh-huh...huh...huh...... Let's break something.

    OK. Here's a pin . Pop the inflatable tubes. Huh-huh.......huh.

    Yours In Bakinour,
    K. Trout

  6. Spaced Out by mediocubano · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess this means that other crap idea of the space elevator is dead? (Maybe if we built a huge wooden badger.)

    1. Re:Spaced Out by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      (Maybe if we built a huge wooden badger.)

      FTFY. ;)

    2. Re:Spaced Out by budgenator · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not necessarily, If memory serves me correctly some guy named Nimrod tried something similar in Babylon and t didn't turn out well.

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    3. Re:Spaced Out by lxs · · Score: 1

      Of course not!

      You don't expect to climb 100km of space stairs now do you?
      If you're going to build a space tower, it's going to have a space elevator inside. Unless it's a space escalator, which would be all kinds of cool in itself.

    4. Re:Spaced Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or giant wooden a moose.

  7. Not same as elevator by Captain+Segfault · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Note that this is would only extend a few tens of kilometers. It's to the edge of space, whereas a full elevator is aimed at getting *out* of Earth's gravity well.

    They're solving two different problems and aren't really that comparable.

    1. Re:Not same as elevator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      They're solving two different problems and aren't really that comparable.

      What problem is the inflatable tower going to solve?

    2. Re:Not same as elevator by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem of how to build something 15km tall that can have some corporate fucking logo plastered all over it?

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    3. Re:Not same as elevator by Allicorn · · Score: 1

      Job losses in the bouncy-castle-manufacture industry due to the credit crunch?

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    4. Re:Not same as elevator by DirtySouthAfrican · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, "out of Earth's gravity well" would truly be the "edge of space", i.e., infinitely far away. As I understand, the biggest problem in getting to space is to spend as little time as possible in the deepest part of the well, because, going straight up, maintaining that altitude costs a lot of power. But if the structure is self-supporting, then you can hoist up your fuel and payload using more efficient means, since you don't have to actively maintain your altitude. It's called "gravity drag". I'm not really up on the numbers, but the first 10% costs you a helluva lot more fuel than the "last" 10%, for most values of $destination.

    5. Re:Not same as elevator by somersault · · Score: 0

      Penis envy? "You should see the size of MY tower".

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    6. Re:Not same as elevator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you control the deflation just right it could create "the fart heard round the world". Maybe they are going for the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest every whoopee cushion?

    7. Re:Not same as elevator by Happler · · Score: 1

      They're solving two different problems and aren't really that comparable.

      What problem is the inflatable tower going to solve?

      Too much government hot air? They are going to need a place to blow it all soon..

    8. Re:Not same as elevator by hardburn · · Score: 4, Informative

      15km isn't that far out. You can still use oxygen-burning jets at that altitude if you design them right. The SR-71 went up to 24km. Amature high-altitude ballons can break 30km and might get out to 50km if they try hard enough.

      If this thing can plausibly get out to 100-200km, they might have something, but 15km isn't very impressive for what it needs to do.

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    9. Re:Not same as elevator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somewhere to throw George W Bush from so it takes longer than 2 minutes to land?

    10. Re:Not same as elevator by inode_buddha · · Score: 1
      "What problem is the inflatable tower going to solve?"

      The need for a larger dildo to greet ET's with?

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    11. Re:Not same as elevator by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1

      OK... Just to be clear, the space elevator is designed to get you out PAST geosynchronous orbit. The space platform at the top of the cable must be beyond geosynchronous in order to hold the cable up. So, you'll already have escape velocity when you reach the top platform and if you exit the platform, you'd go flying off into space rather than falling back to earth.

    12. Re:Not same as elevator by EdZ · · Score: 1

      I guess it could act as the catch/release point for a Rotovator/Skyhook, but I doubt a stationary point at a measly 15Km up would help much. Maybe if you could fire something laterally at mach 13 or so from the top of the tower to the lower tip of the Rotovator it might help, but you may as well just fly up there.

    13. Re:Not same as elevator by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      and then strap rockets to it and ship it to Mars to make that planet habitable. just like megamaid and Druidia.

      What, you mean that didn't really happen? There goes our feasibility study. :(

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    14. Re:Not same as elevator by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      15 km high superstructure? Pretty good place to start if you are working on a space-elevator-thingy.
      Knowledge gained in its creation would be invaluable for future work on the space elevator.
      Also, highest place you can put a telescope at without actually launching it into space.

      And just imagine the radio coverage from that place.
      A lot lower than a communication satellite but also sure as hell taller than the highest radio tower.

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    15. Re:Not same as elevator by commander_gallium · · Score: 4, Informative

      Geosynchronous orbit has nothing to do with escape velocity. You'll always be a factor of sqrt(2) below escape velocity for any (circular) orbit.

    16. Re:Not same as elevator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They're solving two different problems and aren't really that comparable.

      What problem is the inflatable tower going to solve?

      It's symbolic of the financial penis that's going to get rammed up all our asses after the US government is done with their orgy of spending and has wrecked everything.

    17. Re:Not same as elevator by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 4, Informative

      15 km high superstructure? Pretty good place to start if you are working on a space-elevator-thingy.

      Not really. A space elevator works by having its center of gravity at the distance for geosynchronous orbit (or slightly beyond, once you've hooked to the ground). That's about 22,300 miles. To build it, you start at the geosynchronous orbit and start spooling material simultaneously towards the earth and away, so the center of mass remains geosynchronous.

      15km isn't a drop in the bucket by that measure. At 15km above a fixed point on earth, you're nowhere close to orbital velocity, whereas if you can climb up to 22,300 miles, you're at orbital velocity. And if you climb higher and time it right, you get a slingshot start to go other places.

      I'm not saying that a 15km tower couldn't have valid uses, but it's not going to unlock planetary travel for us.

    18. Re:Not same as elevator by denzacar · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean it as way to build the elevator from the ground up.

      You could use it as a testbed for materials, procedures and techniques involved in building the actual space elevator.
      Just the safety and security procedures developed would streamline the job immensely.

      Building an F-15 is not the same as strapping a jet engine onto a Sopwith Camel but many of the principles get carried over.
      Particularly regarding how to actually use one for its intended purposes.

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    19. Re:Not same as elevator by realnrh · · Score: 1

      That's an easy one. Coming soon: The Trump Space Tower!

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    20. Re:Not same as elevator by jandoedel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From The Article: "He calculates the tower could be extended up to low Earth orbit at 200 kilometres."

      Actually, it would be kinda fun if you could just take the elevator to get up to the space station.

    21. Re:Not same as elevator by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1

      Geosynchronous orbit has nothing to do with escape velocity. You'll always be a factor of sqrt(2) below escape velocity for any (circular) orbit.

      That's kind of the point...your orbit wouldn't be circular unless it's also geosynchronous. Escape velocity scales as 1/sqrt(r) and velocity of an elevator passenger scales as r. At some altitude, your orbit becomes hyperbolic rather than elliptical due to the mismatch in scaling exponents.

      That said, TFA sounds like someone with a space elevator fetish ordered a custom realdoll.

    22. Re:Not same as elevator by GleeBot · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would be kinda fun if you could just take the elevator to get up to the space station.

      The problem with that being that the space station goes around the Earth every 90 minutes, while a tower attached to the ground... well, shouldn't.

      That does raise an interesting point about how much this would actually reduce launch costs, since the biggest energy requirement for launch is accelerating your payload to orbital velocity, not hefting it 200 km straight up.

      A space elevator takes your payload to geo, and leeches the energy from a big counterweight anchored up there, and the Earth's rotation. A shorter tower is only really useful for avoiding atmospheric drag, which is usually only significant in the lower 10 km or so--a relatively short tower (like the Eiffel, only on a much bigger scale) would actually work perfectly for this.

    23. Re:Not same as elevator by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      That said, TFA sounds like someone with a space elevator fetish ordered a custom realdoll.

      Good one.

    24. Re:Not same as elevator by Dare+nMc · · Score: 0

      earths radius = 6km. gravity force is G(m2*m2)/(r*r). Therefore at 15km, your 2.5 earth radius out. Which means your at 1/6th gravity. Therefore wouldn't you have cut the required strength of your space elevator (IE a super strong metal bar/wire) to support it's own weight by 1/6th?

    25. Re:Not same as elevator by Dare+nMc · · Score: 2, Funny

      cancel that, earth radius is 6 thousand km. so not much gravity difference at 1/10th that. your right it's worthless for space elevator.

    26. Re:Not same as elevator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I modded it funny, just because that was such a hilariously bad miscalculation.

    27. Re:Not same as elevator by MtlDty · · Score: 1

      Once you get to the top you just have to bounce into space.

    28. Re:Not same as elevator by Spatial · · Score: 1

      earths radius = 6km.

      Only in Freelancer.

    29. Re:Not same as elevator by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Your average non-commuter airliner (737 or whatever) flies at 39k feet, or about 12km.

      Just for perspective, since most people have flown before.

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    30. Re:Not same as elevator by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      Wow are you insanely dumb or what...
      The radius of the earth at the equator is 6,378.1 km. Wow, you are off by a factor of 1000. Congratulations, buddy.

      You would think that someone that knows how to work out the "gravity force [sic]" between two masses would be smart enough to CHECK WIKIPEDIA...At the very least check Wikipedia, for fucks sake.

      I'm glad you have shown off your stupidity to the world. Maybe that'll teach you to next time just keep quiet? That way people at least won't know about your intelligence.

  8. zeppelin by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were trying to buld a zeppelin, but the printer did the plans in portrait format.

    Could happen to anyone.

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    1. Re:zeppelin by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're certainly taking "vaporware" to a whole new level!

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  9. "Science" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Balloon science ain't no science. Actually it ain't even balloon science - it's a bummer of flashback.

  10. pic? by YayaY · · Score: 1

    I want pictures

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    1. Re:pic? by fdicostanzo · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:pic? by YayaY · · Score: 1

      I guess that would be me.

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    3. Re:pic? by bobcat7677 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Here is the best technical drawing I could find: link

    4. Re:pic? by dzelenka · · Score: 1

      I want pictures

      They have posted a picture of their 7 meter demo model. Now only 19993 meters to go!

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  11. Irving Schlock, I presume? by mrbene · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who else would be at the forefront of inflatable technologies?

    1. Re:Irving Schlock, I presume? by ViennaSt · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, its wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man! Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man! Going to space! Try Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!

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    2. Re:Irving Schlock, I presume? by rubah · · Score: 1

      I needed that dose of sluggy; thank you!

    3. Re:Irving Schlock, I presume? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You beat me to it.. First damn thing I thought of!

  12. and Monkeys Could Fly Out My Ass!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is anyone else getting tired of these stories that make ludicrous claims being justified by the word COULD?

  13. Babel by dugn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't we do this already? I thought this is how we ended up with all the different languages.

    1. Re:Babel by rbrausse · · Score: 4, Funny

      was sagen Sie da?

    2. Re:Babel by Abreu · · Score: 2, Funny

      No entiendo ni madres

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    3. Re:Babel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your hovercraft is full of eels ?

    4. Re:Babel by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      Yes before the damned Tower of Babel there was only one computer language. And all nations of the world wrote in single syntax!

    5. Re:Babel by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, that one language was Brainfuck.

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    6. Re:Babel by newcastlejon · · Score: 3, Funny

      There was still the war of tabs vs. three spaces. Lest we forget those who fell in righteous indentation!

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    7. Re:Babel by stms · · Score: 1

      We can only hope it doesn't happen again. There are already way too many languages.

    8. Re:Babel by DustoneGT · · Score: 1

      äé½ï¼Y

    9. Re:Babel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Interesting? Really?

    10. Re:Babel by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Well, until /. gets a +1 Sillywalk mod, +1 Interesting will have to do.

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    11. Re:Babel by Kozz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There was still the war of tabs vs. three spaces. Lest we forget those who fell in righteous indentation!

      Wait... three !?

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    12. Re:Babel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three spaces? Blasphemy! There shall be four spaces!

    13. Re:Babel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There was still the war of tabs vs. two spaces. Lest we forget those who fell in righteous indentation!

      Fixed that for ya

    14. Re:Babel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      First shalt thou place thy thumb on the Holy Spacebar. Then shalt thou press three times, no more, no less. Three times shall be the number thou shalt press, and the number of the pressing shall be three. Four times shalt thou not press, neither press thou twice, excepting that thou then proceed to thrice. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third press, be reached, then typest thou thy Holy Code Line of Antioch towards thy endline, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

    15. Re:Babel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jag fÃrstÃ¥r inte heller ett ord av vad ni sÃger.

    16. Re:Babel by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      My religion has auto-indentation.

    17. Re:Babel by slackerboy · · Score: 1

      Damn! I was sure he said there was a frog in his bidet...

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    18. Re:Babel by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1

      that's right. you're going to have to go through all that code and take out the extra spaces. three is the new four

    19. Re:Babel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My nipples explode with delight!

  14. Where will all the helium come from? by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Informative

    Their 15km version would need ten years of the entire world's helium production to fill it.

    The 200km version would use up over half the world's estimated helium reserves.

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    1. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by oodaloop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can't we just mine helium from the sun?

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    2. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Heh, just using air would seem to make a lot more sense.

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    3. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't RTFA but from TFS it's just a big inflatable tower... you sit on top of it and then it gets blown up underneath you, lifting you up - it can be filled with just air.

    4. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Dice · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Jupiter would probably be easier. 8-12% Helium by volume in the upper atmosphere, and the rest is Hydrogen.

    5. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, our fusion reactors will produce helium as waste! Its great, we can actually use that helium for something useful that isnt talking like the Disney squirrels.

    6. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just don't want to be the one to have to blow it up. I get dizzy after 5 balloons or so...

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    7. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer is ... cow farts and burps!

      Harness the methane gas from all the world's cows!

      A renewable and ecological-friendly way to reach for the stars.

    8. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by rcamans · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, actually, it runs on hot air. We can have congress fill the whole structure in just 9 months (they don't work a whole year, you know)

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    9. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by srothroc · · Score: 1

      What if they used different gases? For example, heavier gases on the bottom parts, lighter gases on the top parts... I'm not scientist, but might that make a difference and allow it to stabilize slightly better?

    10. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by jonnat · · Score: 1

      Not a problem. By the time this would get ready to be built, all our energy will be provided by nuclear fusion.

      (Certainly controlled nuclear fusion seems much more feasible than this nonsense)

    11. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by nmg196 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No need to use helium - just use air and then take out all the heavy bits.

      Or use a vacuum - that's even lighter than helium and far easier to manufacture by simply removing air from a container.

    12. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Then the container implodes.

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    13. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a combination of solar power with batteries to heat the air inside like a hot air balloon? Panels on the outside with a combination of batteries and several Fscking heaters for the night. As well as the sun hitting it all day long would heat up the air inside naturally. Does helium even need to be involved?

      If nothing else, it seems like this could be a useful tactic to get a giant carbon nanotube wire up there. or hell, why can't we do both? How about a combination of a nanotube wire along with the helium/hot air to relieve some of the strain on the wires?

      If this makes no sense whatsoever for scientific reasons, forgive me, I'm not a scientist and I expect to be shot down for even posting these thoughts.

    14. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by jcwayne · · Score: 1

      Jupiter would probably be easier. 8-12% Helium by volume in the upper atmosphere, and the rest is Hydrogen.

      Sounds like Hydrogen would be cheaper as it's more plentiful. What could possibly go wrong?

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    15. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might want to recheck your math there. My estimates show that the 15km version would use less than half the world's helium production for one year.

    16. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you turn the atmosphere inside-out first!

    17. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Mr_Nitro · · Score: 1

      just use/build nuclear hydrolysis plant to make gas from seawater, no big deal compared to the benefits. to me it seems much more realistic idea compared to wire-based space elevator...

    18. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the actual paper, they propose using a gas of low atomic mass, such as helium OR HYDROGEN. No absolute requirement to tax He reserves on this.

    19. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculous. If Jupiter is 8-12% He bv, and 88-92% H bv, then Helium-filled balloons would *sink* in the Jupiter upper atmosphere... what use would that be?

      Oooh, ooh, I have a magical fantasy plan that would have us create balloons so as to SINK in Jupiter's gravitational well!

      Yeah, good thinking, buddy.

      /deliberately obtuse

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    20. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but that would require rigid structure to hold the shape. the goal is to make it inflatable.

    21. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While we're building castles in the sky: I've always wondered if it is theoretically possible to construct a solid material which is lighter than air by enclosing empty space in a solid structure on a molecular level.

    22. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by radtea · · Score: 1

      Their 15km version would need ten years of the entire world's helium production to fill it.

      I don't understand this article at all. The headline is about a tower to "the edge of space" but the article is about something completely unrelated.

      I don't get it. It's almost as if the editors at the New Scientist posted a completely unrelated text under a headline for a totally different article.

      As you say, their tower is 15 km high. Where is the article about a tower to the edge of space? It's not there.

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    23. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you want a vacuum inside an inflatable container in order to resist the pressure of the air surrounding it? Does that really make sense to you?

    24. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by diesel66 · · Score: 1

      There's always Hydrogen. And really anything lighter than whatever surrounds it.

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    25. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, we got blondes, who'd love to get paid or even volunteer for a blow job.

    26. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No dumbass, epic fail. When you buy balloons from a store, they ALREADY have vacuum in them - i.e. they're not blown up, they're empty. How exactly are you supposed to inflate them with vacuum?

      The reason helium is useful for lifting things is because it is lighter than air at the *same pressure* as air.

    27. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      15 km version: Ten years of world's helium production
      200 km version: Half of world's total helium reserves
      World effect when it bursts: Priceless

    28. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by jandoedel · · Score: 2, Funny

      so you suggest we inflate it with vacuum? ...

    29. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      well... the article says it could be "extended up to low Earth orbit at 200 kilometres"...

    30. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by ElHorrendo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Vacuum is lighter than helium. We could always fill them with vacuum. America has rich natural reserves of that stuff.

    31. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by ZosX · · Score: 1

      This guy I work with has plenty of gas. Surely it could be used for something other than stinking up the place!

    32. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by TropicalCoder · · Score: 1

      Worse than that, a system would be required to make up leakage and constantly top off the cylinders. A hose running up the tower dedicated to this function? Add a few more thousands of kilograms.

    33. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by ZigMonty · · Score: 1

      So we use hydrogen instead. It's a more buoyant gas anyway.

    34. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! And to make a Jupiter trip viable, we'll need a launch platform at the edge of space. I heard this idea for an inflatable tower...

    35. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      [bad idea]We could use hydrogen instead...[/bad idea]

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    36. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Lifyre · · Score: 1

      Nuclear Fusion! Finally a practical use!

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    37. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by dkf · · Score: 1

      [bad idea]We could use hydrogen instead...[/bad idea]

      It's not as bad an idea as all that; hydrogen is much lighter than helium and is far, far more plentiful. The only real issue is that it is flammable, and that's not really a show-stopper. After all, a lot of the fuels used in current rockets are far worse when it comes to handling (concentrated hydrogen peroxide and hydrazine are both really nasty) and we don't want to mix lots of oxygen with it...

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    38. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And once we've built this tower it'll be a lot easier to go and get the helium, too.

    39. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a true /. joke!

      First, the science is correct. Vacuum is lighter than helium.

      Second, it does not have a punchline. The joke is in the unfeasibility. (I can almost see the huge metal plated balloons being sucked empty. "Hmm, funny. This should float...")

      Third, a great deal of readers did not get it.

    40. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      Must be handy exhaling helium - although I'd imagine you've got a pretty hilarious voice.

    41. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by kinnell · · Score: 1

      Their 15km version would need ten years of the entire world's helium production to fill it.

      The 200km version would use up over half the world's estimated helium reserves.

      That's why hydrogen would probably be a better gas to use.

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    42. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      It could react into dihydrogen monoxide!. That stuff is lethal.

    43. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Remember to only work at night, else it'll be too hot,

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    44. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      So that's what the hoover dam is for.

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    45. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      They'd have to be Dysons, or they'd lose suction.

      But I still don't understand how it would work.

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    46. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      And then all you need is to send cargo ships to Jupiter and back to mine that much helium. All we need now is a launch method that would make that feasible...~

    47. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by atamido · · Score: 1

      Isn't there a lot of Helium trapped on the moon? I imagine there'd be more more useful things to do with it, but at the point we'd be building something like this I'd imagine we would also have automated technology to mine it from the moon.

    48. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well... the article says it could be "extended up to low Earth orbit at 200 kilometres"...

      I'm wondering how this is at all useful. Orbit at 200km is significantly faster than the rotation of the earth. Now you've got to lug a rocket up to the top of your balloon structure (which doesn't sound very easy) 200km up, only for it to use a few percent less fuel?

      As we know, the majority of the fuel used to get an object into orbit is accelerating that object to orbital speed, and not so much getting it to a certain altitude.

      I'm sure someone can back me up with some actual figures, but if it doesn't accelerate the object, and it doesn't reach GEO, it's not really accomplishing a whole lot.

    49. Re:Where will all the helium come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hydrogen. Better chambers. Cheaper to produce. ;-)

  15. Inflatable Tubes? by thezig2 · · Score: 1

    Can we use these to upgrade our networks, too?

  16. It seems by kpainter · · Score: 0

    that there should be a Viagra joke here somewhere.

    1. Re:It seems by jcwayne · · Score: 2, Funny

      If your tower remains inflated for more than four hours, seek the advise of a structural engineer immediately.

      Happy now?

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    2. Re:It seems by unfasten · · Score: 2, Funny

      If your tower remains inflated for more than four hours, seek the advise of a structural engineer immediately.

      Happy now?

      No, that's just an inflatable tower in my pocket.

  17. just an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "800,000 tonnes when pressurized"
    um .... fill it with a lighter gas....

    1. Re:just an idea by julesh · · Score: 1

      "800,000 tonnes when pressurized"
      um .... fill it with a lighter gas....

      Well, 800,000 tonnes He == ~430,000 tonnes H. Which, combusted with the appropriate amount of O2 releases:

      ~ 430,000,000,000 mol x 286kJ/mol
      = about 34 TW hours.

      I'm not sure how anybody would ever be convinced accumulating that much elemental hydrogen in a single place could ever be safe.

    2. Re:just an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He != H

    3. Re:just an idea by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 1

      That is rather the GP's point.

      The only gas lighter than helium is hydrogen.

    4. Re:just an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which may be enough to get the whole structure blown into space :-)
      Hmm...

    5. Re:just an idea by bcmm · · Score: 1

      For a better idea of how much flamey stuff that is, that's about 30 megatons of TNT, or a bit bigger than the largest H-bomb the US ever built.

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    6. Re:just an idea by realnrh · · Score: 1

      Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were examining an article about building an inflatable tower. "Remarkable, Holmes!" said Watson. "They propose filling it with hydrogen! But what sort was that again?"

      "Elemental, my dear Watson."

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    7. Re:just an idea by nscott89 · · Score: 1

      Well at least this one's not radioactive, so it's perfectly safe!

      Think of the explosion as a harmless fireworks show.

    8. Re:just an idea by Vexar · · Score: 1

      You're right. All that hydrogen, we're back to the whole 'smores topic again. Plus, don't most balloons leak? I can see the sign in front of the base of this thing: No smoking within 50 miles of the building.

  18. Al Quaida is already building a giant needle... by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... but can you imagine base jumping there?

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  19. Better idea: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dangle a really long rope from the ISS and have folks climb up to space.

  20. And in other news....... by p4g4nscum · · Score: 0

    And in other news Mattel releases the hover board

  21. Bad article. by Jartan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This could have some use for escaping earth's gravity. Among all the theorized technologies one of the most promising has always been just launching stuff into space via rail gun style. If you have a long tube with nothing but vacuum inside it you can drastically increase the efficiency of such a device. The problem is the end of the device has to exit into something near vacuum or it would be like slamming into a solid wall made of atmosphere.

    If a tower like this could be built such that it contained a vacuum corridor inside it then we could perhaps finally pursue this idea with already existing technologies.

    1. Re:Bad article. by jonnat · · Score: 1

      If you have a long tube with nothing but vacuum inside it you can drastically increase the efficiency of such a device. The problem is the end of the device has to exit into something near vacuum or it would be like slamming into a solid wall made of atmosphere. If a tower like this could be built such that it contained a vacuum corridor inside it then we could perhaps finally pursue this idea with already existing technologies.

      Now all we need is the help from Maxwell's demon to keep an open ended vessel at a vacuum.

    2. Re:Bad article. by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      If one end is sealed and the other is in vacuum, how does the gas enter? Put an open bottle in a tank of water and see what (doesn't) happen.

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    3. Re:Bad article. by Mr_Nitro · · Score: 1

      there is vacuum on the other side:P no prob!

    4. Re:Bad article. by Jartan · · Score: 1

      There's no reason to keep the end open. You wouldn't even need to put a door on it. You could just seal the end with the equivalent of air tight paper machete. The air pressure at such a height would be so small that it wouldn't take much of anything to keep it vacuum sealed.

    5. Re:Bad article. by mjensen · · Score: 1

      Double check that please:

      machete : a large heavy knife used for cutting sugarcane and underbrush and as a weapon
      vs
      papier-mache : a light strong molding material of wastepaper pulped with glue and other additives

    6. Re:Bad article. by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      A paper machete? Ever been to the jungle?

    7. Re:Bad article. by mac1235 · · Score: 1

      Plasma curtain?

    8. Re:Bad article. by mac1235 · · Score: 1

      We don't talk about the paper machete incident!

  22. Extra points ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Extra points for explaining why this is safer, easier or more useful than a tethered balloon!

    1. Re:Extra points ... by Khashishi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Balloon can only reach an elevation where it matches the buoyancy of the air. The article doesn't say, but I presume that the structure will be heavier than air. For that to work, you need something holding you up from the bottom, or a space elevator.

  23. I've seen this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A tower into the heavens? Not a good idea.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Babel

    1. Re:I've seen this before by SBrach · · Score: 1
  24. That's what... by Chysn · · Score: 1, Funny

    she said...?

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  25. Kinda Weighty, No? by resistant · · Score: 1

    Oh, yeah, put a smiley face on this and it'll be Toppin' Fresh for the kids. "Look, Mommy! It's ... the Pillsbury Doughtower! Can I climb him, pleeeaaassse?"

    Heck, if you're gonna mess with inflatables and a lot of mass, why not just make a strong lightweight carbon-nanotube/aluminum alloy airfield and float the thing way up there in the sky with near-space to orbit aircraft/spacecraft? Perfect for Han Solo!

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  26. Think of it as a railgun or catapult. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Informative

    Note that this is would only extend a few tens of kilometers. It's to the edge of space, whereas a full elevator is aimed at getting *out* of Earth's gravity well.

    Well if you just use it as a regular elevator and stop at the top, it's a nice tall observation deck where the atmosphere is really thin but not quite "into space".

    But if it can support the weight of the elevator and observation platform, it should be able to provide an equal upward force to a lighter payload that is being accelerated. Such a projectile might leave the top of the structure with enough velocity to put the apogee of its trajectory in low-earth-orbit altitudes.

    You'd have to provide additional thrust during that hop to bring the PERIGEE above significant atmospheric braking in less than half an orbit. But you've won half the battle by getting above the significant atmosphere on electric power rather than rocket reaction.

    Perhaps lean the thing over to get significant downrange velocity - and support its less-vertical run with more compression members of a similar construction while building a broader structure of multiple members to avoid bending between supports. (Octagon truss, anyone?)

    And the payload might also be composed of something like a long, thin, "cannon" with a "bullet" that is your final payload. "Fire" it (electromagnetically again) when near apogee. Then the "bullet" is circularized and the "cannon" returns to Earth for reuse with less momentum than when it left the elevator/catapult. Reenter and glide down - or land into another similar elevator structure and be gently lowered for reuse while the energy from the cannon stage's momentum and altitude is recycled into electric power.

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    1. Re:Think of it as a railgun or catapult. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      (Octagon truss, anyone?)

      Make that "octahedron truss".

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    2. Re:Think of it as a railgun or catapult. by Jherico · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Such a projectile might leave the top of the structure with enough velocity to put the apogee of its trajectory in low-earth-orbit altitudes.

      No. LEO orbital velocity is about 5 miles per SECOND, and even then it has to be lateral. The nice part of a space elevator is that it goes all the way up to geosync orbit heights, the point at which you can let go and you're already in orbit. This is 25,000 miles above us. The highest this kind of thing could reach is probably no more than 50 miles, 1/500th the useful height.

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    3. Re:Think of it as a railgun or catapult. by realnrh · · Score: 1

      Octagon Truss: What unsuccessful MMA competitors end up having to wear after taking a few two many kicks to tender parts.

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  27. Collapse? by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

    And should something go wrong with the tower, failure of a few modules would not cause the whole structure to collapse.

    Remember, the guys from Al-Qaeda are very creative. They will find a way.

    1. Re:Collapse? by Mr_Nitro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      fuck AQ, fuck all the bullshit pumped through our fucked up media to sell weapons and fear enslaving ppl. wake up.

    2. Re:Collapse? by Shihar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Remember, the guys from Al-Qaeda are very creative. They will find a way.

      Pretty sure they won't. They knocked down two towers while the US wasn't looking and then went on to go whack a pile of poor, deeply impoverished bastards living in the ass end of the earth without any law or order. That is like whacking a big guy with a two by four while his back is turned and the running away to go beat up on elementary school children (and eventually getting your ass kicked by them). People give Al-Qaeda way too much credit. A bunch of bored and suicidal French chemistry college grads represent more danger. Hell, biking in Boston is more scary than Al-Qaeda. If you live in the US, you are a hell of a lot more likely to die by choking on a chicken bone than by being killed by Al-Qaeda.

    3. Re:Collapse? by O'Nazareth · · Score: 1

      I agree. I do not think people who raise goats in a mountain are that scary. But you do not need to be smart to resolve a Rubik's, all you need is a screwdriver. That was the same with the WTC. They did not run a computer simulation to know if it would collapse. But still they did it.

      My comment was originally sarcastic. I hoped you would understand.

      I would say that in the US, you are more likely to be killed by a Christian fanatic than a Muslim fanatic. Good thing I do not live there.

  28. Prior Art by realeyes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Buckminster Fuller (my hero ;-) already came up with this, altho' he intended to use concrete. Basically, if the structure is large enough, making the inside of the structure a few degrees warmer than the outside air will cause it to float. Bucky described a sphere about 1 mile in diameter to be airborne, and somewhat smaller cones to be sea cities. Later . . . Jim

    1. Re:Prior Art by jcwayne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Buckminster Fuller (my hero ;-) already came up with this, altho' he intended to use concrete. Basically, if the structure is large enough, making the inside of the structure a few degrees warmer than the outside air will cause it to float. Bucky described a sphere about 1 mile in diameter to be airborne, and somewhat smaller cones to be sea cities.

      Later . . . Jim

      Yeah, that'll go over like a lead balloon.

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    2. Re:Prior Art by jandoedel · · Score: 2, Funny

      you do know the reason why "hot air floats" do you? it's because it expands, and therefore has lower density. So in order to make a 'concrete balloon', your concrete sphere has to be elastic enough to expand when you heat it. concrete is not really that flexible.
      or to translate this technobabble in something easier:
      - "oh, like putting too much air in a balloon?"
      - "indeed, but in this case the balloon is made of concrete"

    3. Re:Prior Art by tgd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, no. Hot air balloons don't expand when you heat them up, otherwise the density of the air would remain at the external density and it wouldn't float. Notice how the hot breath you use when blowing up a balloon doesn't make it float.

      Hot air balloons work because they DON'T expand. They let air out the bottom as the density drops.

      You've got how it works ass-backwards. You heat the air to put LESS air into the balloon, not more.

    4. Re:Prior Art by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      Um, no. Hot air balloons don't expand when you heat them up, otherwise the density of the air would remain at the external density and it wouldn't float. Notice how the hot breath you use when blowing up a balloon doesn't make it float.

      Hot-air balloons typically don't expand during normal operation, but not for the reason you claim.

      Build a balloon containing a kilo of air. Heat that air until it wants to be half its original density.

      If you vent half a kilo of air, volume will remain constant, the remaining half-kilo will be displacing a kilo of air at its original density, and you'll get a half-kilo of lift.

      If you don't vent any air, and keep volume constant (as you suggested above), PRESSURE will increase, but density (mass/volume) will remain constant, and you'll get no lift.

      If you don't vent any air, but let volume increase, pressure will remain constant, volume will double, density (mass/volume) will drop by half, you'll be displacing two kilos of air at the original density, and you'll get a full kilo of lift.

      Hot-air balloons typically get inflated to a more-or-less constant volume because it's easier to build a strong and durable balloon that works that way. Popping due to a pinprick is a bummer when you're at altitude and carrying passengers.

  29. NewScientist Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, three articles of questionable scientific merit make it onto the main page from the same paper in one day?

    Geeze, must be hard for NS since they stopped publishing on physical paper.

    *Inflatable Tower Could Climb To the Edge of Space
    *Black Hold Swallows Start
    *Analysis Says Planes Might Be Greener Than Trains

  30. Physics by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    No, I haven't done the math behind this. But given that the force of gravity decreases by the inverse square law, using something like the infltable tower might make the space elevator much more feasible to create.

    You mention helium, but why not simply use compressed air, especially at the higher levels?

    In any event, this is the sort of out-of-the-box thinking needed to make space travel feasible!

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    1. Re:Physics by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      But given that the force of gravity decreases by the inverse square law, using something like the infltable tower might make the space elevator much more feasible to create

      Take into account the Earth has a radius around 6360km. Even if you go up 100km, that's just 1.57% farther, meaning a 2.47% reduction in gravity.

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    2. Re:Physics by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Compressed air is heavier than air.

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    3. Re:Physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1kg of air still weighs 1kg when compressed.

  31. Seen this movie before - Warning contains spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They start out speaking Babylonian and by the time they get to the top of the Tower they speak french

  32. Small Step by voraciousveggies · · Score: 1

    I guess 15km is better than nothing. Unfortunately it's just a tincy bit shy of the 35,790 km needed for geostationary orbit like a real "Space Elevator".

  33. Near Space Phallus by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Launch it from San Fransideshow.... from near the Coit(us) Tower, of from the Stanford University "Phallic" (Hoover) Tower:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coit_Tower

    http://unixpapa.com/tower/

    Now, if an ET sees that thing emerging into deep space, tethered to the Earth, grappling with it could be one "tough nut to swallow", as a saying goes...

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  34. Re:From TFS: by neokushan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that what people said about Nikola Tesla?

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  35. Looney Tunes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't there be a diving board coming off the end of it and a small glass of water down on earth?

  36. "Papa, please get the moon for me" by goffster · · Score: 1

    To accomplish his task, "Papa" gets a "very" long ladder, and puts in on a "very" high mountain.

  37. "Up" by hey · · Score: 0

    Somebody saw the movie "Up" this weekend.

  38. An Inflatable tower to the OTHER edge of space by mugurel · · Score: 1

    Now that would be something!

  39. Pootie? by Chas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sa da te!

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  41. yes by conspirator57 · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's the spacenumber bed.

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  42. Re:From TFS: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    See any serious problems with the story?

    Don't harsh my sci-fi utopia buzz, man.

    I'm all about the inflatable towers to outer space. But not until we've got bullet trains from Chicago to Memphis so I can go listen to some R&B and eat BBQ and be home by morning. First the bullet trains, then the inflatable towers to outer space.

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  43. Why dead? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Did idea of vertical take-off and landing aircraft die out because of the development of aerodynamic lift aircraft?
    How about propeller aircraft after development of jet engines?
    Or lighter than air and other unpowered aircraft after development of powered aircraft?

    How about Macs? Does anyone anywhere use them at all since Windows came out?
    Is Linux dead?

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    1. Re:Why dead? by johndmartiniii · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but who cares about the space elevator when we have the above new idea for the wooden badger?

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  44. Re:From TFS: by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that what people said about Nikola Tesla?

    No, they said "He's clever with all the inventions, but don't lend him any money. Plus, he looks just like David Bowie."

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  45. damn scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    damn scientists always building bouncy castles in the sky

    captcha : girders

  46. One question... by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    Does it come with inflatable "companions" also?
         

  47. Complete the analysis by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Has anybody calculated the lateral forces exerted on this structure by a stiff ocean breeze? Say, something like 40mph gusts of wind? 'Cause I, for one, don't want to be one of the guys holding onto the guy wires of this overgrown Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon when it decides to make a break for freedom... I'm just sayin'.

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  48. Why would you want to deflate a superstructure by Tanman · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be far easier to lift a superstructure via deflation? Make a big carbon-nanotube globe and just vacuum it. Then you don't have to worry about harvesting impossible amounts of helium. To control rate of ascension/descension, you would just let air in through an airlock-type-valve for controlled flow to avoid implosion, and naturally just have some specialized pump to lower the air pressure inside to make it rise.

  49. Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our space program is a series of inflatable tubes.

  50. aliens will want sexual congress with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you build it, they will cum

  51. Prof. Brendan Quine by AikonMGB · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since it's not in the summary, Brendan Quine is an associate professor at in Space Engineering at York University in Toronto, Ontario (Canada). He is responsible for the Argus micro-spectrometer on the CanX-2 nanosatellite, currently operating on orbit. The satellite was developed by the University of Toronto's Space Flight Laboratory.

    Aikon-

    1. Re:Prof. Brendan Quine by Kozz · · Score: 1

      Since it's not in the summary, Brendan Quine is an associate professor at in Space Engineering at York University in Toronto, Ontario (Canada). He is responsible for the Argus micro-spectrometer on the CanX-2 nanosatellite, currently operating on orbit. The satellite was developed by the University of Toronto's Space Flight Laboratory.

      Aikon-

      I'd have expected Mr Quine to be an android who builds androids, actually.

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  52. In other news . . . by reboot246 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Young Jack planted some beans today.

    Hey, compared to an inflatable ladder, I'm putting my money on Jack and his beanstalk.

  53. Sounds Phallic by sanman2 · · Score: 1

    This could be for middle-aged men suffering mid-life crises, to fulfill themselves by going out into space - on large inflatable dildo

  54. Re:anonymous coward could get first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anonymous Coward DID get first post, you fuckin' tard!

    Are you fuckin' blind or what?

  55. Someone check my math by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    The article is sketchy on details. Are these going to be air supported, or is their some sort of substructure? Because if the thing is 230 meters in diameter and needs to support 800,000 tonnes, I get something a little over 1 million kilograms per square meter, which is something like 60,000 PSI. That's a lot of pressure.

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    1. Re:Someone check my math by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      If it uses buoyancy much of that pressure is distributed on the air below the sections of the tower. In this case you can't just count the footprint once. I am assuming they don't mean the bottom of the structure to provide much, if any, support for the tower above it.

    2. Re:Someone check my math by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      could also be 20 tons per square meter if it is supported by the entire surface of the circle. it kinda depends if the walls of the tower are 1m or 115 meters thick.

    3. Re:Someone check my math by mrwolf007 · · Score: 1

      Well, 165m*165m*3.14*15000m*1.2kg/m*m*m equates to more than 1,500,000 tons.
      Ok, the 1.2kg/cubicmetre is the density of air at sea level. Assuming the density of air in 15km is pretty close to zero the structure weighs about as much as air, and i seem to survive the air pressure pretty nicely.

  56. so you get up there.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay - just say you could build such a structure, and hoist your payload to the top. Then what? Even if it's 150Km up, you'll just watch it plummet back to the ground.

  57. It's not the altitude, it's the velocity by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    It's not the altitude that is critical, it's the velocity. Let's say I were to teleport upward 100 miles, but with no other change in my velocity (also let us assume I am wearing a space suit). What happens? I fall down - because I have no where near the velocity to stay in orbit. Even if we keep the same angular velocity with respect to the earth's core I have now, I still fall down - I just miss hitting my house.

    OK, I happen to have an unobtainium mine in my basement, so I build a tower a thousand kilometers high in my back yard. So, we hop on the elevator and ride to the top. We are OVER many of the orbits of satellites, so I should be able to just push something away, right? No: it falls down. Only if I can build my tower to 22000 miles (give or take) can I just release things and have them orbit, and that only because in order for my tower to be rigid, the end has to be moving at an angular velocity that matches orbital at 22000 miles (give or take), and that as any object ascends my tower, it will be pushed laterally as it goes up because the tangential velocity of the tower increases as the distance from the center of the earth increases.

    So, even if I could build a tower 15km high, it's really not going to help launch things into orbit. Yes, it gets it above the bulk of the atmosphere, but the cost of overcoming atmospheric friction is much less than the simple energy cost of accelerating an object to orbital velocity.

    While a 15km tower might make a great weather observatory, and it would be a wonderful transmitting platform (dibs on the 2 meter repeater!) it wouldn't make all that much difference for a space launch.

    1. Re:It's not the altitude, it's the velocity by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Only if I can build my tower to 22000 miles (give or take) can I just release things and have them orbit...

      Close, but no cigar. You don't have to go 22000 miles up to achieve an orbit. At the proper altitude anything you drop off of the tower would wind up in a circular orbit. Below that height, you would not have enough horizontal velocity for a circular orbit, but you will have enough for an elliptical orbit. The further below the geostationary altitude you release things, the tighter and smaller the elliptical orbit will be, until you reach a point where the orbit will intersect the Earth. From that point down anything you drop will hit the Earth.

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  58. Sorry about this chief.... by Falconhell · · Score: 1

    Sounds dangerous, reminds me of the joke about the inflatable kid who went to an inflatable school.

    One day he had a tantrum, and took a compass and
    punctured his inflatable teacher, then his inflatable headmaster. On the way out he punctured the infaltable school. When he got home he punctured his inflatable parents, and then himself

    The next day in the headmasters office.

    "I am very disappointed in you, you know what you have done, you have let your me down, the school down, your parents down and most importantly yourself down"

    (-:

  59. Make it a fountain instead of an elevator! by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    Space fountains beat elevators every which way. Easy to make too. Just put a cylcotron at the bottom and magnetically bend the particles up, then put a cap at the top of the fountain to return the flow. Magnetic charge stabilizes the pnemautic tubes and powers the gyroscopes, not to mention pushing payloads up.

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  60. I Remember: A Spider Lands on a Turn Table... by LifesABeach · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just had a flash back from my Newtonian Mechanics class: A Spider lands on the center of a record player rotating at 45rpm's. The Spider attaches a web to the center of the record and begins to walk to the edge of the record looking for a way off. Given the weight of the spider, speed of the record; How far will the spider travel before being thrown off?

    I RTFA; but some of the details seemed a little fuzzy, like the density of the outside with respect to the inside of the tube, load bearing. Maybe a 3D Real Time Model could be fashioned in something like Blender3D. If the math proves out, cool. But if not, then maybe the model could be applied to some other similar engineering solution. That in itself would be a worthy engineering accomplishment.

    1. Re:I Remember: A Spider Lands on a Turn Table... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just had a flash back from my Newtonian Mechanics class: A Spider lands on the center of a record player rotating at 45rpm's. The Spider attaches a web to the center of the record and begins to walk to the edge of the record looking for a way off. Given the weight of the spider, speed of the record; How far will the spider travel before being thrown off?

      Doesn't that depend on the tensile strength of the spider silk line? And more comprehensively, you'd want to consider the strength of the join between the silk and the center of the record, the strength of the join between the silk and the spider... and if you really wanted to be a jerk, you'd probably demand to know how much static friction there is between the spider's feet and the record (which may be considerable, if the feet are in any way sticky).

      Just to stay on the subject a bit, this of course applies to this scenario because gravity plays the role of the web, and we know exactly how strong the gravitational force is, without messy material sciency complications. Considering how slow the Earth's rotation is (relatively speaking), and the strength of gravity, I don't think a 100-200 km tower is going to provide much of an advantage, but I could be wrong.

    2. Re:I Remember: A Spider Lands on a Turn Table... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Answer: The spider's web gets caught on the needle.

    3. Re:I Remember: A Spider Lands on a Turn Table... by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      what about an ant?
       
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbZMSpvl9ng

    4. Re:I Remember: A Spider Lands on a Turn Table... by atamido · · Score: 1

      This is the idea behind the space elevator. A counterweight beyond geosynchronous orbit keeps the elevator from falling to the ground.

      Unfortunately this tower is orders of magnitude too short to really take advantage of this effect.

    5. Re:I Remember: A Spider Lands on a Turn Table... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      When I was very young, there was an amusement park in Denver that had this as one of their rides: a 10 meter diameter, polished wooden disc sitting in the middle of the funhouse room. Everyone got on it, and it started spinning, faster and faster, until there wasn't anyone left on it anymore. It was no rollercoaster, but it was pretty cool. I think they stopped after the rise of the litigation society, coz it wasn't what you'd call a safe ride.

      Neither was the bit where they had a moving tunnel consisting of 1.5 meter diameter concrete drainlines rotating in opposite directions and you had to crawl through it. I bet that was great fun if you were fifteen and with your boy/girlfriend.

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    6. Re:I Remember: A Spider Lands on a Turn Table... by CompMD · · Score: 1

      "Maybe a 3D Real Time Model could be fashioned in something like Blender3D."

      They would likely use Siemens NX or Dassault CATIA. Blender is not sufficient for CAE.

  61. Re:From TFS: by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what people said about Nikola Tesla?

    For the first part of his life, those people were wrong. For the latter part of his life, those people were right.

  62. heavier-than-air propulsion w/o rockets possible by veranikon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A 20km-tall inflatable structure is indeed admirable, and a realistic step in the right direction towards building real super-structures like a space elevator, a floating Buckyball, etc.

    An novel approach for non-rocket launch, which may be more possible with the current state of technology than a space elevator (in that it requires less quantity of unobtanium), is a launch loop. It uses reactive centrifugal force to hold itself aloft.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Launch_loop

  63. Vacuum ballons!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of filling the structure with light gas just fill it with nothing.. Nothing weighs less than hydrogen and will not explode.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighter_than_air#Vacuum_balloon

  64. Airship to Orbit by TheSync · · Score: 1

    This reminds me a bit of JP Aerospace's airship-to-orbit concept.

  65. Actually, would you believe 100 km? by StCredZero · · Score: 5, Informative

    There have been unofficial studies done of 100 km tall towers using "aerospace grade" materials. Balloon-tanks of extremely high-pressure gas made out of boron would be amazingly light but have staggering compressive strength. (You'd use lots of small ones to avoid ultra-high pressure in super-long columns.) There have also been studies of towers made form carbon fiber, aluminum, and steel. These have an exponential profile, and a "fractal truss" structure. Though huge, they'd me mostly empty space, to the point that most of the tower would be hard to see from the ground. The tubular beams would have teardrop-shaped fairings to minimize wind loads. The towers as a whole would be staggeringly heavy, but still *theoretically* possible to build, and *theoretically* affordable by superpowers like the United States. Will they ever happen in real life? No way. But engineers and physicists love thinking about this stuff and doing the calcs.

    1. Re:Actually, would you believe 100 km? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be fine until some religious freaks fly commercial airliners into it ...

    2. Re:Actually, would you believe 100 km? by Phoghat · · Score: 2, Funny
      And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech. 2 And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there. 3 And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for mortar. 4 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven

      I'm just saying.

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    3. Re:Actually, would you believe 100 km? by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Who needs an aircraft? A big pin would do the trick.

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    4. Re:Actually, would you believe 100 km? by Vexar · · Score: 1

      And the union laborers would love to bid on all the construction costs. I wonder what a carbon nanotube welder would get paid per hour. Much less an aluminum welder.

    5. Re:Actually, would you believe 100 km? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even non-religious freaks are a threat.

    6. Re:Actually, would you believe 100 km? by lennier · · Score: 1

      "I wonder what a carbon nanotube welder would get paid per hour. Much less an aluminum welder."

      Well, of course. They'd be a lot smaller.

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    7. Re:Actually, would you believe 100 km? by StCredZero · · Score: 1

      Balloon tanks are incredibly tough. One engineer with the Atlas program used to invite fellow engineers to try and bust them with a sledgehammer. The hardest sledgehammer blows would just bounce off. Yes, you could puncture one with a pointed maul. But such a tower would consist of many, many such redundant units. You'd need to be hammering for a little while.

  66. String of baloons by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Helium baloons strung along a cable will be more practical.

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  67. Whoa, stop! by mmalove · · Score: 1

    Alright, lemme get this straight:

    The structure is supported by blowing air through it, and extends all the way into space?

    Won't the aliens swoop by years from now laughing that our planet self annihilated not through proliferation of nuclear weapons, but because some idiot blew all the air out a straw?

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  68. Not so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The air has to expand, the container does not. You must of course allow the excess air to escape as you heat it or pressure will build up. The density of the air inside is greatly reduced at the higher temperature, so the container weighs less. If it manages to weigh less than the same volume of cold air, then it will float. Somehow I have difficulty seeing this with a concrete container, but the principle is fine. The gas bags in the old Zeppelins were flexible, but were not particularly elastic. That meant they had to vent gas as they rose, to avoid excess pressure on the bags. There is a limit to this kind of thing, as you will no doubt be able to imagine....The available lift is dropping as you go higher, since the air outside is geting less dense.

    And the magic word I have to type is phoenix...somehow I can't see the old Zeppelins arising from their ashes, although it was a great thrill to see one of the new ones in flight in Germany back in 2000.

  69. Alien school children will laugh at us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when they are told the story of the little apes that destroyed their planet...

    Once upon a time, 3 little apes made an inflatable tower that reached all the way to space. when it did, space vacuumed all the atmosphere off their planet...and all the little apes could do was jump up and down squealing.

    "hehehe. mommy! those little apes were silly!"
    "I know, dear. Now hover along and brush your radula. It's time to go into stasis."

  70. Dreamspace by quenda · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This didn't go well the last time. Newspaper headline:

    NIGHTMARE ON DREAMSPACE: MUMS, DADS, KIDS PLUNGE TO EARTH

    HORRIFIED witnesses told last night how they watched helplessly as parents and children plummeted to the ground after a huge bouncy castle was sent rocketing 120ft into the air.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2006/07/24/killed-by-the-bouncy-castle-115875-17435718/

    http://www.google.com.au/search?q=dreamspace+inflatable

    1. Re:Dreamspace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Firemen say the inflatable would have flown even further had it not snagged on a pole that holds a CCTV camera and come to rest close to the River Wear. Fire brigade spokesman John Robson said: "When we arrived it was chaos. There were parents looking for children, children looking for parents.

      Yes, praise be to CCTV.

      What now, anti-big brother people?
      THINK OF THE REAL CHILDREN IN THAT BOUNCY CASTLE...AND THE SLIGHTLY OLDER CHILDREN OF THE 20-30 YEAR OLD BRACKET!

    2. Re:Dreamspace by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah, how in the world are they going to keep a huge inflatable tower stuck to the same spot against strong winds? And pointing upwards too? Heavier than air skyscrapers already sway in the winds.

      Or is it part of the plan for it to be flapping around?

      It's not like they can keep it indoors all the time...

      At least if the space elevator thing falls down it's not going to fly around as much and take out stuff wherever the wind blows it.

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  71. Basic calcs make this impractical by alexibu · · Score: 1

    A quick calculation of the pressure required at the top of the inflatable tower to hold the mass of the rest of the tower up ...
    Force = ma = 800,000,000 kg * 9.8
    Pressure = Force / Area
    Pressure = 800,000,000 kg * 9.8 / pi * 1 x 1 ( because it is 2 meters across, it has 1 meter radius)
    = 2.5 GPa

    Thats a lot of pressure, and with such I tall cylinder of air the pressure at the bottom would be even greater.

  72. It doesn't buy you much.. by blaizer · · Score: 1

    If you do the sums: Work to raise 1 kilo 20 km = F*d = 10*20000 = 20,000 (here F = force due to gravity) Work to speed 1 kilo to 6km/s = 0.5*m*v^2 = 0.5*1*6000^2 = 0.5*60000^2 = 18,000,000 So you don't save much energy in terms of getting stuff to orbit (caveat maths might be wrong - I'm no physicist). But if you gain any advantage it's that gun-launches becomes more attractive. The main advantage of that is that gun launch is cheap and simple. Or at least cheaper and simpler than throwing away a rocket engine every time you send something into space. You get this advantage because the atmosphere is thinner the higher you go up. Air resistance is proportional to the volume of air you have to displace (think mythbusters shooting bullets into the swimming pool) so less air density means less drag. I have a feeling though, that at 20km altitude it's not going to make too much difference. One disdvantage of gun launch is the G force the load suffers. But that'd be fine for a lot of goods: water, building materials, electronics (some modern artillery shells have electronics in them). If you want to use gun launch you probably have to go higher. Which begs the question why do you need to build a tower? Why not have a blimp with a gun rather than a 17km tower? Ballons can get to around 50km. Space starts at about 100km (the point where drag is near negliable). The problem with this approach is distributing the shock through the balloon without ripping it to shreads. Finally.. you can't get orbital insertion without a rocket to make your orbit more circular. So you either fire your bullets into a net in space, or you attach a rocket engine to each one. If the later, the rocket engine has to be heavier than usual because it has to be reinforced to stand the launch g-forces. So, in short, the air filled tower sound like a dud idea to me as far as a means of access to space, probably a dud from atmosphere research as well.

  73. Stair Master... by tcbcw · · Score: 1

    How many stairs will that be to the top? And tourists are supposed to make it?

  74. Re:anonymous coward could get first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I fucked your dead great grandmother while sucking your dead great grandfather's balls!

  75. I just skim the headings... by ignavus · · Score: 1

    I didn't bother reading the summary... but I gather it is just some guy who's bragging that his "inflatable tower" can reach all the way up into outer space.

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  76. Old News: Lofstrom Invented Better in the 80s by LandGator · · Score: 1

    http://www.launchloop.com/ and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Launch_loop detail the Lofstrom Launch Loop. Lofstrom, an IC designer and FreeGeek.org volunteer in metro Portland, Oregon, has a system which requires no unobtainium and could be built today, without any 'suitable mountain top' with only COTS (Cheap Off The Shelf) components.

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  77. Not to be pessimistic but by EyyySvenne · · Score: 1

    From the article: "And should something go wrong with the tower, failure of a few modules would not cause the whole structure to collapse." Titanic anyone? Plan for all modules to fail at once.

  78. tower for aerial photography from plastic bottles by Max_W · · Score: 1

    I am thinking of a tower of about 20 - 30 meters (100 feet) from empty plastic bottles. I am trying to use a thin rope to fix bottles together. But I cannot find a solution to make such a tower rigid enough.

    I need this tower to make photos of buildings from above. Commercial photo towers are expensive and bulky. But plastic bottles are compact and easily transportable.

    I feel that it can be done as these bottles are enough strong and rigid. The question is how to fix them together to make a tower?

    It is a modest task in comparison with 20 km tower, but it would be extremely practical open source invention as these bottles are available in abundance. Maybe if we can invent a 30 meters tower, we can then invent 30 kilometer open source tower.

  79. Re:From TFS: by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    I'm all about the inflatable ...

    Bah. Don't bother us with your fetish for inflatable toys ;-)

  80. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should be pretty cheap to do. They just have to contract with Al Harrington's Wacky, Waving, Inflatable, Arm-Flaying, Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse. He's often overstocked with Wacky, Waving, Inflatable, Arm-Flaying, Tube Men, and he's willing to pass the savings on to YOU!

    You can attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbors! African American? Hail a cab, testify in church or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs, come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse, route two in Weekapaug!

    I can't see why it shouldn't work for outer space too.

  81. fantasy for venture money whores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fantasy.
    If the tower were 'attached' to the earth it would fall over and crush people.

    I find it fascinating that people who are shilling for venture money from
    brain-dead banks come up with brain dead ideas and they get the venture money.

    What a stupid idea.

    The thing wouldn't be a 'tower' but a balloon.

  82. Massive, Sturdy, and Fearsome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, science has given me a condom.

    It's too bad it's only 1/5 scale...

  83. Practically, who would insure it? [pedant] by MessyBlob · · Score: 1

    Should segments come adrift, they could do huge damage to property. Who would insure such a venture?

  84. "Easier" is a relative term by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Getting a helium miner to Jupiter and getting it back to earth would be rather prohibitively expensive.