I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
Thanks to all the desperate peasants in Africa, without their misery space travel would not be possible!
San Diego, Calif. (SatireWire.com) -- Word that genetic researchers have discovered a cell of rice contains more genes than a human cell has caused widespread outrage as people across the globe attempt to prove that humans are easily as smart as a grain of rice.
In Edmonton, Canada, 34-year-old Alan Snigget was one of many average humans who devised intelligence tests to discredit the implication that rice is more evolved. The postal worker began by taping a grain of rice to a brick wall -- "but lightly, so it could move if it had to" -- then hopping behind the wheel of his 1994 Dodge pickup truck. After honking several times to give fair warning, Snigget drove at high speed directly into the rice. According to eyewitnesses, however, the rice never moved.
Said one Edmonton police officer who observed the scene: "Stupid rice."
As in Snigget's case, humans have managed to prevail in almost every test. In Montgomery, Ala., state employee Rodney Lopat said he took "two out of three" in a geography quiz against the allegedly brainy grain. And in Aberdeen, Scotland, lorry driver Duncan McCann is confident he will win a chess match that began three days ago. Asked why the game was taking so long, McCann explained that the rice is using the white pieces. "I'm still waiting for it to make the first move," he said.
RICE RIOTS
While most man vs. grain confrontations have been peaceful, a few have devolved into violence. Most notably, rice riots erupted yesterday in Germany after an angry crowd of National Front youths spotted a man who, they decided, looked like a piece of rice. After chasing the man for two blocks, the throng grew bored, but managed to salvage an otherwise disappointing afternoon by ransacking a Japanese restaurant.
In response, the Rev. Jesse Jackson called for a boycott of any food product companies that differentiate between white and brown rice.
The press, meanwhile, has generally denounced the findings. In a front-page editorial, the Straits Times of Singapore questioned whether researchers had taken cells from a representative cross-section of humans, or just actor Robert Blake. Expressing its anger, USA Today called the report "as useless as studies insisting there is a widespread dumbing down of America," and included a series of colorful graphs and charts to illustrate its point.
If any one sentiment prevails, however, it is the belief in human superiority. To that end, CNN.com released the results of a poll asking "Are humans dumber than rice?" A full 51 percent of respondents voted no, while only 15 percent clicked yes. The remaining 34 percent accidentally clicked the wrong button, panicked, and deleted their browsers.
N. Papazoglou - N. Ksydakis - M. Lidakis - Glykeria / Manwli Rasouli - Ta Skorpia
Tracks on this CD
Pote Boudas, Pote Koudas Otan Blepeis Kapoion Mono Ydroxoos Sfiga Trabw Kapno, Fysw Kapno Ax, Ellada S' Agapw Tsifteteli Tou Diogeni Sti Rwgmi Tou Xronou Mia I Zwi, Dyo Oi Zwes Mi Fobasai Lemoni Stin Portokalia Ena Ki Ena
I remember there was a website called getthefuckoutside(does any remember this site, a url would be nice) or something like that. Time for that guy to go there.
Well my goal, indeed all crap flooders share this goal, is for every legitimate post for there to be atleast ten craps. Then slashdot will be something to behold.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
I would be elated to see wowbagger in a hole in the ground in Kenya digging for alumnium so some white bastard can have gadgets and toys!
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
I do not use relays as I cannot find opensource drivers written for any relays. I just use trained Siamese cats for all the relaying. It only takes 10,000 cats to do all the relaying necessary for a video card. I have yet to procure and train more cats to function as opensource parts for CAT(Cat enAbled Terminal).
You forgot Millenium Edition and XP. It also would be good to add Windows 3.1, 1.0 because even they are better than linux. May the bridge fall on you, so as to crush you to pulpice for not updating that troll.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
More hardware. Let us dig up the whole world until there are no metals or silicion left. Not a patch of ground undug! Let us destroy the environment we live in till the point of no turning back! Yes we can save lives through the expedition of technological society where everything is so complex it takes an army to understand how to make the machines we operate! Fucking technocrats.
I do not do the work I do for credit, I assure you. All I care is that my message is spread wide and afar. I am a true prophet. I shall guide the people to the moon where there is no technology to start life anew. Of course we will need technology to get there and make it breathable but all prophets are hypocrites, and so shall it be with me.
This one. 'Twas no accident. Computer hardware is technology. The guy you are replying to is a unclever troll wasting everyone's time and I am an idiot for letting him!
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
I got a good idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tanginable improvement.
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More wasted bandiwth.
Turkey Weeps Crocodile Tears
by Dan Dostinic (8-3-00)
"Ankara urges UN to improve Kosovo Turks' rights." And therein lies a tale...
www.tenc.net
A July 31 Agence France Presse (AFP) report states that "Turkish Foreign Minister Ismail Cem urged Monday the head of the United Nations interim administration in Kosovo, Bernard Kouchner, to boost the rights of the Turkish community in the province." The article cites Huseyin Dirioz, a Turkish foreign ministry official.
Turkey's concern stems from the decision of some 60,000 Kosovo Turks to boycott municipal elections because the "UN mission did not issue registration forms in Turkish."
The article further states that "the Turks enjoyed cultural autonomy under Belgrade's rule and did not join the Albanian struggle for independence although the two communities have a common faith in Islam."
AFP does not explore the implications of the statement that the Turks, a minority in Serbia as are Albanians, "enjoyed cultural autonomy under Belgrade's rule" during the period (i.e., the 1990s) when Albanians were fighting for 'independence.'
Didn't Western leaders claim they had no choice but to bomb Yugoslavia to restore to ethnic Albanians the cultural autonomy they had been supposedly denied because the Serbian "rulers" loathed their Muslim faith? And wasn't the Muslim faith brought to - and in many case forced on - the Balkans by...the Turks?
Is something wrong with this picture?
If Serbian officials hate Muslims, why is it that ethnic Turks in Serbian Kosovo "enjoyed cultural autonomy under Belgrade's rule"? And why are the Turks complaining that now, under enlightened NATO rule, they can't even get the UN to print Turkish language election ballots?
Could it be that Belgrade was speaking the truth?
Could it be that Yugoslavia never took away ethnic Albanians' cultural autonomy, that is, judicial functions, schools, hospitals and mass media in the Albanian language? Could it be that in fact the Albanian secessionist movement organized a boycott of Albanian language institutions (such as schools) in order to score propaganda points with the West? [See footnote 2]
And consider Turkey. Turkey was a strategic participant in the 78 day bombing of Yugoslavia which President Clinton said was necessary in order to insure "respect for minority rights." (Clinton, 'New York Times,' Op-ed, May 23, 1999)
And now Turkey has 1,000 troops in Kosovo.
According to recent reports, ethnic Albanians are complaining about lawlessness in Kosovo [Footnote 1] Refugees are afraid to return, fearing attacks by Albanian extremists. A recent UN report described the UN-created Kosovo Protection Corps as engaging in:
"criminal activities - killings, ill-treatment/torture, illegal policing, abuse of authority, intimidation, breaches of political neutrality and hate speech." ( From The UN appoints an alleged war criminal in Kosovo, by Michel Chossudovsky, at http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/chuss/una ndth e.htm )
Given these conditions, shouldn't there be a renewal of demands for inquiries in all capitals that took part in the bombing of Yugoslavia? The question to which we need an answer is: WHY?
The AFP article closes with the following: "Cem warned that Turkey could limit its contributions to Kosovo's security if the rights of the Turkish community were not rectified."
Slashdot Mirror
We should sell NASA to the EU.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
Thanks to all the desperate peasants in Africa, without their misery space travel would not be possible!
"(A cell of) rice appears to contain about 50,000 genes, compared with about 35,000 for humans." -- The Wall Street Journal, April, 2002
HUMANS INSIST THEY ARE NOT DUMBER THAN RICE
Many Believed to Be Correct
San Diego, Calif. (SatireWire.com) -- Word that genetic researchers have discovered a cell of rice contains more genes than a human cell has caused widespread outrage as people across the globe attempt to prove that humans are easily as smart as a grain of rice.
In Edmonton, Canada, 34-year-old Alan Snigget was one of many average humans who devised intelligence tests to discredit the implication that rice is more evolved. The postal worker began by taping a grain of rice to a brick wall -- "but lightly, so it could move if it had to" -- then hopping behind the wheel of his 1994 Dodge pickup truck. After honking several times to give fair warning, Snigget drove at high speed directly into the rice. According to eyewitnesses, however, the rice never moved.
Said one Edmonton police officer who observed the scene: "Stupid rice."
As in Snigget's case, humans have managed to prevail in almost every test. In Montgomery, Ala., state employee Rodney Lopat said he took "two out of three" in a geography quiz against the allegedly brainy grain. And in Aberdeen, Scotland, lorry driver Duncan McCann is confident he will win a chess match that began three days ago. Asked why the game was taking so long, McCann explained that the rice is using the white pieces. "I'm still waiting for it to make the first move," he said.
RICE RIOTS
While most man vs. grain confrontations have been peaceful, a few have devolved into violence. Most notably, rice riots erupted yesterday in Germany after an angry crowd of National Front youths spotted a man who, they decided, looked like a piece of rice. After chasing the man for two blocks, the throng grew bored, but managed to salvage an otherwise disappointing afternoon by ransacking a Japanese restaurant.
In response, the Rev. Jesse Jackson called for a boycott of any food product companies that differentiate between white and brown rice.
The press, meanwhile, has generally denounced the findings. In a front-page editorial, the Straits Times of Singapore questioned whether researchers had taken cells from a representative cross-section of humans, or just actor Robert Blake. Expressing its anger, USA Today called the report "as useless as studies insisting there is a widespread dumbing down of America," and included a series of colorful graphs and charts to illustrate its point.
If any one sentiment prevails, however, it is the belief in human superiority. To that end, CNN.com released the results of a poll asking "Are humans dumber than rice?" A full 51 percent of respondents voted no, while only 15 percent clicked yes. The remaining 34 percent accidentally clicked the wrong button, panicked, and deleted their browsers.
Copyright © 2002, SatireWire
N. Papazoglou - N. Ksydakis - M. Lidakis - Glykeria / Manwli Rasouli - Ta Skorpia
Tracks on this CD
Pote Boudas, Pote Koudas
Otan Blepeis Kapoion Mono
Ydroxoos
Sfiga
Trabw Kapno, Fysw Kapno
Ax, Ellada S' Agapw
Tsifteteli Tou Diogeni
Sti Rwgmi Tou Xronou
Mia I Zwi, Dyo Oi Zwes
Mi Fobasai
Lemoni Stin Portokalia
Ena Ki Ena
I remember there was a website called getthefuckoutside(does any remember this site, a url would be nice) or something like that. Time for that guy to go there.
Well my goal, indeed all crap flooders share this goal, is for every legitimate post for there to be atleast ten craps. Then slashdot will be something to behold.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
I would be elated to see wowbagger in a hole in the ground in Kenya digging for alumnium so some white bastard can have gadgets and toys!
Yes technocrats who benefit from neoliberalism protesting neoliberalism! What fiction will you concock(pun intended) next.
Did you write that? In the word of Tony the Tiger, "GREEEEEAAAAAAAAT!" Troll.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
Was the girl hot? Everyone likes hot ballistic women.
When syntatic emerges as a word maybe you can stop being a dork. Right now it is in a proto-word from and would still have to be invented.
Syntactic does exist though. Could you please use words that actually exist next time, instead of non-words?
I do not use relays as I cannot find opensource drivers written for any relays. I just use trained Siamese cats for all the relaying. It only takes 10,000 cats to do all the relaying necessary for a video card. I have yet to procure and train more cats to function as opensource parts for CAT(Cat enAbled Terminal).
It should read: Windows 1.0/3.1/98/NT/2K/ME/XP
You forgot Millenium Edition and XP. It also would be good to add Windows 3.1, 1.0 because even they are better than linux. May the bridge fall on you, so as to crush you to pulpice for not updating that troll.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
More hardware. Let us dig up the whole world until there are no metals or silicion left. Not a patch of ground undug! Let us destroy the environment we live in till the point of no turning back! Yes we can save lives through the expedition of technological society where everything is so complex it takes an army to understand how to make the machines we operate! Fucking technocrats.
I do not do the work I do for credit, I assure you. All I care is that my message is spread wide and afar. I am a true prophet. I shall guide the people to the moon where there is no technology to start life anew. Of course we will need technology to get there and make it breathable but all prophets are hypocrites, and so shall it be with me.
This one. 'Twas no accident. Computer hardware is technology. The guy you are replying to is a unclever troll wasting everyone's time and I am an idiot for letting him!
I did this on purpose, you fucking cocksucker, ass-licking maggot. No one was reading it on the other story. I also got first post.
Canon don't yet. = Canon do not yet.(Which is bad grammar!)
Try:
Canon does not yet. or Canon doesn't yet.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
I have an ingenious idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tangible improvement.
I predict that man will kill man(extinction) through the use of technology obtained through the ravishment of nature. Thusly nature will scoff at man.
Your not insightful.
I got a good idea for some research! How about we calculate the energy it takes to make a modern tractor, the energy it takes to convert petrol into fertilizier, the energy it takes to extract and transport that petrol to be turned into the fertilizier, etc. and compare it to the energy it takes to do the same task with a horse and ox! Then maybe technocrats like you will shut the fuck up.
Technology does not make work easier. It just delegates more work to some people in India, China, Africia who are rendered desperate and will work to produce trinkets and extract resources for assholes such as yourself. Just because you cannot see that work being done from your privelaged position makes it easy for you to believe technology is a tanginable improvement.
More wasted bandiwth.
a ndth e.htm )
Turkey Weeps Crocodile Tears
by Dan Dostinic (8-3-00)
"Ankara urges UN to improve Kosovo Turks' rights." And therein lies a tale...
www.tenc.net
A July 31 Agence France Presse (AFP) report states that "Turkish Foreign Minister Ismail Cem urged Monday the head of the United Nations interim administration in Kosovo, Bernard Kouchner, to boost the rights of the Turkish community in the province." The article cites Huseyin Dirioz, a Turkish foreign ministry official.
Turkey's concern stems from the decision of some 60,000 Kosovo Turks to boycott municipal elections because the "UN mission did not issue registration forms in Turkish."
The article further states that "the Turks enjoyed cultural autonomy under Belgrade's rule and did not join the Albanian struggle for independence although the two communities have a common faith in Islam."
AFP does not explore the implications of the statement that the Turks, a minority in Serbia as are Albanians, "enjoyed cultural autonomy under Belgrade's rule" during the period (i.e., the 1990s) when Albanians were fighting for 'independence.'
Didn't Western leaders claim they had no choice but to bomb Yugoslavia to restore to ethnic Albanians the cultural autonomy they had been supposedly denied because the Serbian "rulers" loathed their Muslim faith? And wasn't the Muslim faith brought to - and in many case forced on - the Balkans by...the Turks?
Is something wrong with this picture?
If Serbian officials hate Muslims, why is it that ethnic Turks in Serbian Kosovo "enjoyed cultural autonomy under Belgrade's rule"? And why are the Turks complaining that now, under enlightened NATO rule, they can't even get the UN to print Turkish language election ballots?
Could it be that Belgrade was speaking the truth?
Could it be that Yugoslavia never took away ethnic Albanians' cultural autonomy, that is, judicial functions, schools, hospitals and mass media in the Albanian language? Could it be that in fact the Albanian secessionist movement organized a boycott of Albanian language institutions (such as schools) in order to score propaganda points with the West? [See footnote 2]
And consider Turkey. Turkey was a strategic participant in the 78 day bombing of Yugoslavia which President Clinton said was necessary in order to insure "respect for minority rights." (Clinton, 'New York Times,' Op-ed, May 23, 1999)
And now Turkey has 1,000 troops in Kosovo.
According to recent reports, ethnic Albanians are complaining about lawlessness in Kosovo [Footnote 1] Refugees are afraid to return, fearing attacks by Albanian extremists. A recent UN report described the UN-created Kosovo Protection Corps as engaging in:
"criminal activities - killings, ill-treatment/torture, illegal policing, abuse of authority, intimidation, breaches of political neutrality and hate speech." ( From The UN appoints an alleged war criminal in Kosovo, by Michel Chossudovsky, at
http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/chuss/un
Given these conditions, shouldn't there be a renewal of demands for inquiries in all capitals that took part in the bombing of Yugoslavia? The question to which we need an answer is: WHY?
The AFP article closes with the following: "Cem warned that Turkey could limit its contributions to Kosovo's security if the rights of the Turkish community were not rectified."
What "security" Mr. Cem?
Dan Dostinic is a Canadian antiwar activist.