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  1. Re:He could have fixed it with a wave of the hand on Jobcentre Apologizes For Anti-Jedi Discrimination · · Score: 1

    Interesting, so Christianity isn't a real religion unless people are stoning their children outside the city gates for disobeying them about anything at all. And of course no Christian eats seafood, or wears two different fabrics at the same time, etc, etc. Great that clears it up, thanks!

  2. Re:He could have fixed it with a wave of the hand on Jobcentre Apologizes For Anti-Jedi Discrimination · · Score: 1

    What is a "real" religion? One that assumes bullshit that a lot of people believe?

  3. Re:He could have fixed it with a wave of the hand on Jobcentre Apologizes For Anti-Jedi Discrimination · · Score: 1

    The loonies (religious nuts) are running your country... What do you expect?!?!

  4. Re:The aliens aren't using radio... on SETI Is 50 Years Old; No Sign of ET · · Score: 1

    Never underestimate the bandwidth of a truck full of internets.

  5. Re:Fermi Paradox anyone?? on SETI Is 50 Years Old; No Sign of ET · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are many possibilities. One possibility is that a rogue Artificial Intelligence, perhaps just a civ that jumped to machines, is sweeping through the galaxy searching for technologically advanced lifeforms and razing them. Or the machines spread beacons throughout the galaxy to detect advanced lifeforms and once detected the machines send out ruthlessly efficient constructs to cure the system from the disease that is life.

  6. Re:I think expectations are too high... on SETI Is 50 Years Old; No Sign of ET · · Score: 1

    Wow, being optimistic is nice once in a while but you're taking it pretty far. Do you honestly believe the average Homo sapien gives a damn about whether or not we are on the only habitable planet? Seriously. Think about it for a second. Most people care about one thing. Money and sex. Okay, two things, money, sex, and ruthless efficiency. Okay, three things, money, sex, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Well anyway I'm quite certain most people would waive off the discovery like it was news of a bit of bad weather and go down to the local strip mall for another pair of $300 sun glasses and complain about the price of gas for their SUV with their bimbo friends over a $10 cup of coffee.

  7. Re:They are there invisibly on SETI Is 50 Years Old; No Sign of ET · · Score: 1

    Two million years? Pretty generous don't you think? I give us about two years if our current scientific understanding of calenders is to be believed.

  8. Re:not a problem on Pharma Marketing Faces a Character-Count Conundrum · · Score: 1

    Want you meant to say is the Pharma Corps will liberate the US Discrimination System from their horribly draconian anti free market socialist communist biases. Of course all to better serve the American Citizen with The Best Health Care In The World.

  9. Re:Not that hard to believe... on Security Industry Faces Attacks It Can't Stop · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ethical conflict? Jesus what are you, Canadian? Christ, man up will you? Be All That You Can Be. Go American on their ass. If it pays well DO IT, morality is cheap, cash gets you ass, gas, and grass.

  10. Re:"Produces" Electricity? on MIT Produces Electricity Using Thermopower Waves · · Score: 1

    Production /= creation.

  11. Re:Carbon Nanotubes on MIT Produces Electricity Using Thermopower Waves · · Score: 1

    Get you a girlfriend.

  12. Re:Boredom is evil. on MIT Produces Electricity Using Thermopower Waves · · Score: 1

    Hmm, whenever I rub my little rod on a piece of cloth I never get feathers flying around.

  13. Re:I've always wondered... on First Creation of Anti-Strange Hypernuclei · · Score: 1

    There's an app for that.

  14. Re:Unless he's invented on Dr. NakaMats Is the World's Most Prolific Inventor · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's Japanese, just give him some used electronics, a paper clip, and some used panties and he'll whip up a Super Fun Time Telomere Re-Raveler.

  15. Re:As long as it doesn't effect the price of bacon on Dead Pigs Used To Investigate Ocean's "Dead Zones" · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, the price of long pork will most certainly fall in the coming years due to increased supply.

  16. Re:Photons have no time. on What Is Time? One Researcher Shares His Exploration · · Score: 1

    Oh, they experience time. It's all relative though...

  17. Re:Photons have no time. on What Is Time? One Researcher Shares His Exploration · · Score: 1

    Doppler Effect isn't directly measuring the time they traveled but the distance the photons traveled. Since we know how far a photon travels in a given period of time we can extrapolate.

  18. Re:Time does not exist on What Is Time? One Researcher Shares His Exploration · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, the ol' Time Doesn't Exist Argument. "I'm sorry your Honour, I couldn't have killed that man because he never was alive in the first place because even if he was alive it was in the past which doesn't exist therefore he doesn't exist and thus I could never have killed him in the first place."

  19. Re:Timeline on What Is Time? One Researcher Shares His Exploration · · Score: 1

    The universe cares not for the whims of humans. Why would time be any different? That traumatic events would ripple through time is no more a possibility than a butterfly flapping its wings would ripple through time.

  20. Re:Why bother? on Measuring the Speed of Light With Valentine's Day Chocolate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you sure? My Texas School Board Approved textbook says the speed of light is exactly the speed it takes God to wink. Coincidence? I think not.

  21. Re:Lasers vs. Railguns on Directed Energy Weapon Downs Ballistic Missile · · Score: 1

    Real men drop a thousand kilogram rod of solid iron onto their target from orbit.

  22. Re:Luckily... on DARPA Aims for Synthetic Life With a Kill Switch · · Score: 1

    It's artificial selection and everything GP said is still accurate.

  23. Re:Ah, I see you are an american on Israeli Scientists Freeze Water By Warming It · · Score: 1

    He can't be American because we all know that American beer is more like piss than water. Perhaps this is one article where Frosty Piss is on topic.

  24. Re:Privacy on Bill Gates Knows What You Did Last Summer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Privacy is to quality of life as hookers are to blackjack.

  25. Re:Not just lower power, but lower luminosity on Europe's LHC To Run At Half-Energy Through 2011 · · Score: 1

    It's where you put really really small cows.