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  1. Re:Questions not addressed in the summary on Sound System Simulates the Roar of a Rocket Launch · · Score: 5, Funny

    They don't call it Death Metal for nothing, you know.

  2. Questions not addressed in the summary on Sound System Simulates the Roar of a Rocket Launch · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Can it play Van Halen?

    2. How can I have one installed in my living room?

  3. Re:Wasn't this a movie? on Now On Video: GCHQ Destroying Laptop Full of Snowden Disclosures · · Score: 1
  4. Re:Is no one else concerned? on World's First Magma-Based Geothermal Energy System · · Score: 4, Funny
  5. Re:!HP on Schiller Says Apple Is the Last PC Maker From the Mac Era, Forgets About HP · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Are you thinking of Apple of the 70s? Woz was basically out by 1981.

    Apple today is very much like Apple of the early Mac years: building computers that are small, easy, and appliance-like.

  6. Re:Here's an idea on South Korean Court Rules That Phone Bloatware Must Be Deletable · · Score: 0

    "Also, I hate Samsung, so have the government enact a million-dollar tariff on every Samsung phone and then let the free market decide. Power to the people!"

    —Stal- uh, Joe the Libertarian.

  7. Re:Wait so now on Protesters Show Up At the Doorstep of Google Self-driving Car Engineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    False. Intelligent people enjoy Pink Floyd and the Backstreet Boys, drive a 1982 white Honda Prelude, have two cats and one dog and live in a small but tidy flat in Newcastle upon Tyne.

  8. Think I've almost got it... on Voynich Manuscript May Have Originated In the New World · · Score: 0

    hordes of tiny naked women bathing in a system of interconnected tubs (which bear an uneasy resemblance to the human digestive system)

    Are there little wooly mammoths as well?

  9. Re:Typical egg-heads, over thinking on CERN Antimatter Experiment Produces First Beam of Antihydrogen · · Score: 1

    Good idea. I'll call anti-Hitler; he's always eager to help.

  10. That's nice. on Microsoft Researchers Slash Skype Fraud By 68% · · Score: 4, Informative

    So let me get this straight...

    Your new filter works better than today's filter...against today's spam

    But today's spam is designed to circumvent today's filter, and spammers will change their techniques as soon as you switch to the new filter.

    This is the classic Antivirus problem, where new and unusual AV programs get great ratings until they become popular and virus developers start coding with them in mind.

    And now you've also published how your new filter works, to make it even easier for spammers to circumvent your new filter. Great.

  11. And best of all... on End of Moore's Law Forcing Radical Innovation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We might even stop writing everything in Javascript?

  12. Re:NSA Has Full Access to the iPhone on No Question: Snowden Was 2013's Most Influential Tech Figure · · Score: 1

    "The initial release of DROPOUTJEEP will focus on installing the implant via close access methods. A remote installation ability will be pursued for a future release."

    This is exactly why I don't let my NSA friends borrow my iPhone.

    Seriously, though, the private sector has been doing this for years. Do you really think the NSA can't pwn a phone, or any other type of computer, given physical access or a remote root exploit?

  13. Re:My concern is mainly ... on MIT Study: Only 3.1% of USA Used Electronics "e-Waste" Were Exported · · Score: 1

    I propose a charge for excess electrons.

  14. Wait, what? on Moore's Law Blowout Sale Is Ending, Says Broadcom CTO · · Score: 1

    Without adjusting for inflation Intel's processors cost about as much as they did 20+ years ago.

    http://www.krsaborio.net/intel/research/1991/0422.htm

    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819116492

    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819116899

    http://www.nytimes.com/1992/01/09/business/company-news-intel-moves-to-cut-price-of-386-chip.html

    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819116775

    Almost every other component (except maybe the GPU) has dropped tremendously in price over the past couple decades, but CPUs have stayed almost flat. Hopefully the newly competitive ARM processors will finally drive prices down (iSuppli estimates a measly $18 for Apple's new A7 CPU+GPU) but I'm not holding my breath.

  15. Re:hrm on Geeks For Monarchy: The Rise of the Neoreactionaries · · Score: 1

    There's no reason monarchy and democracy can't coexist so long as we grant everyone crown status; I'd encourage everyone to make up their own title and royal style as well.

    "All hail Her Imperial Majesty the Grand Empress Irene!"

    "Morning, God-Lord Fred. Have you seen Matt yet? I'm his herald today."

    "Yeah, he was right behind me...ah, there you go."

    "All hail High Executor Matt, Master of the Twelve Worlds!"

  16. Re:Why not make keyboards quieter? on Skype Is Evaluating Adding Typing Suppression Feature · · Score: 0

    And, of course, big brass balls.

  17. Re:Most of the problems listed have a REAL cause on Bill Gates's Plan To Improve Our World · · Score: 1

    To be fair, you should have seen the mess after the alpacas had their turn.

  18. Re:It's all true on North Korea Developing Electromagnetic Pulse Weapons · · Score: 3, Funny

    A unicorn isn't so tough. Oh sure, it can call on all the deep magics of the land, storms, curses, the whole bit, but the solution is obvious: Take away its magic*—pop!—and now your vaunted unicorn is only a large, strong, intelligent animal that impales people.

    * this has not been conclusively proven impossible.

  19. Re:So no "Profitability"? on What Apple Does and Doesn't Know About You · · Score: 4, Insightful

    True, but that's only part of the equation. If privacy is valuable to their customers, Apple will gain customers (and money) by not harvesting their data.

    Besides, Google is far more experienced at data mining than Apple is likely to ever be, so rather than try to beat Google at their own game, it's probably wiser for Apple to play counterpoint here.

  20. Re:Of course! And you never need more than 640K RA on Hybrid Hard Drives Just Need 8GB of NAND · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do you access all of your data at the NSA? do they offer a subscription service or something?

    Yes, they do!

  21. Re:How is this different from a carving? on Copyright Drama Reaches 3D Printing World · · Score: 1

    Then it would be as if you recorded a song and I decided to use it, without your consent, for my company's new ad campaign. That's the closest analogue I can think of to this situation.

  22. Meh. on AMD/ATI Drops Windows XP Support · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're buying the latest and greatest gaming cards, you're probably going to want DirectX 10 or 11, good multicore support, and an OS that can handle more than 3-ish GB of RAM.

  23. Re:wait what? on L.A. School District's 30,000 iPads May Come With Free Lock-In · · Score: 1

    It's important to keep in mind that Slashdot, and most of the sites Slashdotters visit, tend to be echo chambers for technology geeks. Outside this bubble, however, most people (and even most kids) don't consider "self-taught computer genius" to be their goal in life.

    In other news: Farming message board posters outraged at cost of school lunches, think students should be given bag of seeds, hoe.

  24. Re:wait what? on L.A. School District's 30,000 iPads May Come With Free Lock-In · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Read TFA. Of that $1000, $678 covers the iPad, the educational software, a case, a three year warranty, and free replacements from Apple for lost, stolen or broken units. The rest seems to be for setup, training and support. TCO is always going to be higher than the initial hardware cost, and this seems like a pretty good deal for what they're getting.

    Of course, in your infinite wisdom, I'm sure you'd just buy a shipping container full of $100 Chinese tablets, drop it on the school district's doorstep and say "You're all set!"

  25. Re:anyone find that creepy? on Google Patents Image-Capturing Walking Sticks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the good thing about camera sticks is they have a natural predator to keep their numbers in check.