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  1. My god! Carl Sagan saw it all first!!! on Room-Temperature, Small-Scale Fusion at UCLA · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The ionized deuterium atoms then accelerated by this field towards a solid target of erbium deuteride (ErD2).
    In Contact (the book, not the movie), at one point, when they were assembling the Machine, they had some problem with ERBIUM DOWELS. Does erbium has some esoteric nuclear capabilities???
  2. Re:finally some sense. on French Courts Ban DRM on DVDs · · Score: 2
    Why can't you and someone you do business with make your own terms of agreement?
    Because
    • The LAW is supreme
    • Rich people have no right to screw poor people with illegal contracts
    • Contracts cannot force people to do illegal things
  3. Re:Not as much "Stole" as "Borrowed" an Army M915 on 'Xtreme' Equipment That You Have Borrowed? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    That reminds me of a funny thing that happenned with a big shovel...

    We have that tunnel under downtown, which has TV cameras mounted on the side.

    One night, each TV monitor went out, one by one.

    Turns out that there was this guy with the shovel on a flatbed. Every week, that shovel was brought somewhere else through the same tunnel. But that week, another driver was doing it.

    He had loaded the shovel "backwards"...

    Something was protuding that knocked-off the TV cameras off the wall.

  4. Re:Umm. on MPAA Under Investigation for Illegal NYPD Payoffs · · Score: 1
    I'm a Brit and we generally don't tip. It used to be considered insulting in many sectors - "I work for a living I don't need charity" or "Am I a serf?". In fact I will tip if service and the meal is particularly good.

    In some eastern Europe communist country, there used to be signs in caf*s "Tipping is an insult". But when someone didn't tip, waiters would ask, shocked, "you don't insult me???"...
  5. Re:Not as much "Stole" as "Borrowed" an Army M915 on 'Xtreme' Equipment That You Have Borrowed? · · Score: 1
    An M915 is a tractor trailer, think an International or Freightliner you see on the highway but painted OD green.
    Reminds me of a good one I heard...

    My sister used to hang with a licence examinator; one day, at a party at her place, he told that story:

    There was that kid (no more than 20) who was passing his licence to drive a 18-wheel rig. So, at the end of the first day, the guy tells him "Okay, come back tomorrow with an empty van".

    The next day, the kid shows up with a depressed-center flatbed. Loaded with a 20 ton bulldozer on it.

    * I told you "an empty van!!!", he said.
    (meekly) * That's all I could find!!! the kid answered, just like if finding an empty van was an impossible thing to do... So, they just went around the block, and the examinator saw that the kid knew how to handle a big rig and gave him his license...

  6. Not as much "borrowing" as "hijacking"... on 'Xtreme' Equipment That You Have Borrowed? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I once "hijacked" a whole steam train.

    More than 20 years ago, a $MAJOR_CLASS1_RAILROAD celebrated it's 100th birthday. To celebrate, they borrowed one of their old steam trains from $MAJOR_SCIENCE_MUSEUM.

    They had to ferry the train about 200 miles each time. Luckily, they sold tickets for those ferry trips, so we could enjoy riding the train.

    At that time, my grandfather died; he lived in $RAILROAD_TOWN about 1/4 of the way between the museum and the rail office. He was a civil engineer, and one of his pet peeve was about railroaders calling themselves "engineers" because they ran the engines...

    The day of his funeral, there was a steam trip scheduled. I was on the inbound trip a few days earlier, and I went to see the museum director (whom I have known for years before), and I told him that when they'll get back home, at $RAILROAD _TOWN, there would be my grandfather's funeral.

    "We'll take care of it", the director said.

    So, when the funeral procession went out of the church, there was the steam train, with crew at attention, saluting my grandfather... Later, at the cemetery, everyone was suspecting that I had a hand in that...

  7. Yeah! on Microsoft's New Mantra - It Just Works · · Score: 1

    It just works. Barely.

  8. Re:Sure Videotron will do this on Canadian ISP to Name Music Swappers · · Score: 1
    Sigh. I used to know the founder of Camelot (it started as an ordinary newsstand, and they specialized in computer books because they were in the building where the computer science faculty of the UQAM used to be), a very nice woman who would take the trouble to order rare foreign magazines for me...

    Then, one day, no more nice woman. They sold out to Pédaleau for a few million dollars...

  9. Re:Two sets of laws in Canada. on Canadian ISP to Name Music Swappers · · Score: 1
    Quebec. And everyone else.
    We've got civil law, wich is far more evolved than the customary law used by the english.

    With civil law, you know exactly where you stand in any given situation, where with the english law, the outcome is subject to who has the better (more expensive) lawyer.

  10. Re:MS Paint on Why Did Adobe Buy Macromedia? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Plumbing SUCKS.
    Well, at least, pipes won't clog...
  11. Re:You forgot the NIH Syndrome on Why Did Adobe Buy Macromedia? · · Score: 1
    Framemaker was an acquisition so Adobe is slowly killing off Framemaker. They have not released a Mac OS X version, the Linux port was killed after releasing a working beta, and the Windows version has gained basically zero features in the last several years. They would cancel it today if not for the thousands of users who would migrate to Quark.
    Wasn't Framemaker the basis for Indesign???

    But if Quirk Xpress would die a slow and horrible public death, the whole prepress industry would be happily liberated from one of the worst user-support experiences ever...

  12. Well, it's good. on EU Rapporteur Publishes Software Patent · · Score: 1

    And even better, given that Rocard is a socialist... That ought to infuriate the US even more... :) :) :)

  13. Re:Oh, it's simple. on Retail Theft Detectors and False Alarms? · · Score: 1
    I'm no lawyer, but I cannot for a second imagine you winning a lawsuit for defamation of character in which an alarm goes off and the police are called.
    Well, a lawyer friend of mine made a nifty $20,000 for precisely suing and winning a character defamation suit following a false arrest by a store security guard.
  14. Re:Check your wallet on Retail Theft Detectors and False Alarms? · · Score: 1
    Asking somone to stop isn't arresting them as far as I am aware.
    If you agree to stop, you're a sucker for bending over to a bourgeois lackey who thinks nothing at all of your human rights and dignity.
    If you are COMPELLED to stop without reason, this is, indeed, false arrest.
  15. Re:Passive aggressiveness. on Retail Theft Detectors and False Alarms? · · Score: 1
    Nine times out of ten I've been able to leave with that. Once I was told I'd be barred unless i was searched and shortly after that a policeman turned up. I was pronounced clean and whilst I may be barred I'm not sure - because there's no way I'm going back there.
    Are you aware that you could have sued them for false arrest?
  16. Re:Check your wallet on Retail Theft Detectors and False Alarms? · · Score: 1
    Where I used to work (we stopped EVERYONE who set off the alarm)
    You are very lucky no one ever sued you for false arrest...
  17. Oh, it's simple. on Retail Theft Detectors and False Alarms? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    1 - go through detector
    2 - alarm rings
    3 - store bitches
    4 - tell them to call the cops, because only the cops have the right to search you **AFTER** they put you under arrest; warn them that you will sue them for false arrest.
    5 - they let you off, go home. That's it.
    OR 5 - they don't let you off.
    6 - they call the cops. Cops don't find anything.
    7 - sue them for false arrest and defamation of character.
    8 - profit!!!

    Very often, upon finding your innocence, they will offer to settle. Some 40 years ago, an aunt got herself to choose whatever she wanted from $BIG_CANADIAN_DEPT_STORE. She chose a mink coat...

  18. Re:Time for that reminder again... on IBM to Help UAE Track Drivers on the Road · · Score: 1
    Totally false

    Speed kills. As the energy dissipated during an inpact is proportionnal to que square of the speed, halving the speed will cause one fourth of the damage.

    This alones is the best reason for much lower speed limits.

    In addition, halving the speed with result in a quarter energy expenditure.

    Furthermore, driving fast reduces the time needed to avoid accidents, so as reflexes do not speed-up when you go faster, the chances of accidents is much higher when going fast.

    So, driving slower not only causes less accidents because there is more time to avoid accidents, it saves energy (and ultimately the planet), but it makes for far less damaging accidents.

  19. Time for that reminder again... on IBM to Help UAE Track Drivers on the Road · · Score: 0
    It is this time of year where it is necessary to issue the usual reminder:

    Driving is not an unalienable human right, but a revocable privilege that can be pulled anytime anyone does not drive properly and is a danger to other innocent users of the road.

    As it is performed on a PUBLIC road, driving is NOT an activity that can be performed with any expectation of privacy whatsoever. Having a device to monitor driver behavious is not in any way different from having policemen stationned at each street corner.

  20. Re:Prisoner Interent Use on Running a Website from Your Prison Cell · · Score: 1, Troll
    These cons are there to serve a debt owed to society, not enjoy a free ride at our expense! no more internet use, spousal vists, gym equipment,tv, etc enough is enough. they should be out to work 8 - 10 hrs daily doing something for the community at large and for no pay ( I think they get a small allowance for prison jobs ). The rest of us work our asses off to obtain these things.
    With an asshole comment like that, you only deserve that one of those cons, driven to desperation while incarcerated the way you want, will come to your house and tie you up while he rapes your wife and children.

    This is all an asshole like you shall ever expect from Life.

  21. NO WAY!!! on Does Adblock Violate A Social Contract? · · Score: 1
    Has acceptance of web sites crammed with advertising content become part of my social contract with society?
    No way, no goddammed way!

    It's MY computer, it's MY bandwdith, I can CHOOSE what will go on my browser window!!!

    The only social contract there is is that I don't do anything illegal.

  22. Only one solution on Is Cheap Broadband UnAmerican? · · Score: 1

    The only solution is to take guns, and drive bullets through the heads of anyone associated with those "coin-operated" think-tanks. Eventually, they will run out of brainwhores for hire and will wither away. If those people have the sole function to subvert the Republic, they do not have the right to live.

  23. Re:Indian, Pakistani, Ukrainian, Nigerian on Offshored Identity Theft · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else reading this thread has an impression of d*j* vu????

  24. Movie first... on Remote-Controlled Flies · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In The Fifth Element, one of the villains uses a remote-controlled cockroach to spy on the Earth president...

  25. The inquisition... on Water Spectacular in Episode III? · · Score: 1

    Bah, it can't be worse than the Inquisition Nuns in Mel Brook's History of the world, part I...