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Microsoft's New Mantra - It Just Works

bonch writes "Fortune has a story about Microsoft's new philosophy--'It just works.' Jim Allchin details various planned Longhorn features to meet this goal, such as auto-defragmenting in the background, the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously, and the new ad campaign Microsoft is running to get people excited about Windows. Mentions are also made of the competition from Linux, OS X Tiger, and Google."

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  1. Unbelievable by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wow. Cannot Microsoft even come up with their own mantras rather than copy others? Come on now guys, this is pathetic, but I guess nothing is new under the sun. Seriously though, even now, I still own a bit of stock in Microsoft and I've been to the campus a number of times, so from the annual reports I get, along with friends who work there, I know Microsoft can/should be able to do better than this. (Or can they?)

    There are absolutely some capable folks there, so what is the problem? Why must you (almost) always use Apple as a source for inspiration? There is a reason that I moved my investments in Microsoft stock to Apple stock three years ago, and you are doing nothing to make me want to reinvest in Microsoft. Is marketing that out of control up there? Jim, come on now, I've met you and you are one smart guy. Finding the above link to Apple took me all of two seconds in Google and this statement from the article: "Jim Allchin, Microsoft's group vice president for platforms, looked at my Apple PowerBook and smugly pointed out that the number of copies of Windows sold this year will be more than all the Macintosh computers used worldwide." really worries me. It shows an arrogance that is not going to serve you or Microsoft well.

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    1. Re:Unbelievable by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny



      Microsoft: proudly stealing from Apple since 1983.

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    2. Re:Unbelievable by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Wow. Cannot Microsoft even come up with their own mantras rather than copy others?"

      Because, as we know "It Just Works" was invented by Apple.

      It's not like the phrase returns 150,000 hits on Google or anything. And Linux distros like Ubuntu certainly haven't used that phrase to describe their OS.

    3. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here is the google link: "it just works" with lots of OS X hits. here is the link for the microsoft PR guys: "it just works"

    4. Re:Unbelievable by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft: Where do we want to steal from today?

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    5. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      Microsoft is either working hard on their green stuff or they just are pathetic :)

    6. Re:Unbelievable by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Copying and assimilating software and companies has worked for them so far. Why should they start innovating?

      Every marketing dept knows that innovation means risk. Risk could mean loss, and at a time that Linux and Mac OS X are on the rise, it's a risk they can't afford to take. So they're going with what's tried and tested.

      They have a strangle-hold on the desktop market. They just need to make sure people don't switch to other OSes by offering them just enough.

      Interestingly, their motto might as well have been "It's just enough". At least it's original.

    7. Re:Unbelievable by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microsoft does indeed have some very, very smart people working for them.

      They tend to hire the very best and brightest, right out of the top IT programs in the country, and train them from the beginning of their careers into "the Microsoft Way."

      I've seen some of the questions they ask new hires in the interview. They love to throw MENSA-type logic puzzles at candidates to really separate the wheat from the chaff and get top-notch problem solvers on board.

      Apple, on the other hand, has a reputation for a long hippie-dippy history (at least during the times it has been under Jobs's watch) of recruiting programmers with education and experience background completely outside the computer sciences, especially people with artistic backgrounds.

      I strongly suspect this is the key difference as to why Apple, with a much smaller staff and having much less money, keeps cranking out fantastic ideas (with a few duds in the mix), and spotting the truly great garage innovations worth buying (for example, the decision to hire the SoundJam programmer to build iTunes for them)... while Microsoft seems to be completely incabable of ever bringing anything new to the table, or even recognizing something as worth buying/stealing before it's already a success.

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    8. Re:Unbelievable by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 3, Insightful

      fastest way to extinction in a changing environment is to stand still.

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    9. Re:Unbelievable by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Nice first post.

      This is spooking me out, too. I'm hoping to switch sometime this summer, and try and get my folks to do the same. Windows has been going down the drain lately, what with spyware, virii problems, and my laptop just generally reaching its you-have-to-reformat-everything time, but I woulda hoped for a good fight.

      Now is when Microsoft should go back to the basics and try and come up with sometime truely innovative. Blow your mind out innovative, right up on the desktop where the user can see. Not just Win95+Tiger, which is what Longhorn looks like, but something so radical it makes everybody take a step back and go "Wow".

      And if there's one company with the money resources to just sit pretty and do it, it's Microsoft.

      There are probably a whole lotta things I'm ignoring, because I'm sleepy like hell, but if by next year when I'm used to MacOSX I'm not looking at Windows screenshots and drooling, I'd be very very disappointed.

    10. Re:Unbelievable by Big+Mark · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually "It Just Works" was a slogan MS were using to describe Windows XP at one point. Four years ago if this is any measure.

    11. Re:Unbelievable by Tim+Browse · · Score: 3, Interesting
      spotting the truly great garage innovations worth buying (for example, the decision to hire the SoundJam programmer to build iTunes for them)

      People's fluid definitions of 'innovation' (which change depending on which company they're talking about) annoy me at the best of times, but are you really saying that a me-too mp3 player is really a 'truly great innovation'?

    12. Re:Unbelievable by Simon+(S2) · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And Linux distros like Ubuntu certainly haven't used that phrase to describe their OS.

      Microsoft did copy the Ubuntu logo as well, unless Ubuntu did copy ther logo from someone else before...

      Well... I guess everyone does copy from someone else somewhere in time.
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    13. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple recruits at my campus all the time. The inventor of the iPod is a graduate of the school in fact. And let me assure you, they don't head to the School of Art & Architecture for new programmers and engineers. They go to the EECS deparment. Just like Microsoft. And Google, and IBM, and Intel...

    14. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then why is microsofts products so poor.

      obviosuley their hiring policies are not working.

    15. Re:Unbelievable by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Haven't you heard the expression "build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path do your door?"

      SoundJam was not a "me too" MP3 player. It was a better MP3 player than just about anything else that was floating around at the time. For a tiny shareware app, that's relatively impressive.

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    16. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We hire free thinkers. Mensa be damned. Some people are a nervous wreck in the interview room and some are slick ricks. The slick ricks aren't necessarily the best choice. We have this one guy at work and by all counts he is as bright as the sun when it comes to solving problems but he is a complete and utter prick when it communication and interpersonal relationship. Everyone who has worked with him hates his guts and would throw him to wolves if given the chance.

    17. Re:Unbelievable by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Its made them tons of money so yes. Its more of a marketting innovation than anything, but it made mp3 players as common or more so than other portable music players (walkman etc) so yet.

    18. Re:Unbelievable by Headcase88 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Microsoft: proudly stealing from Apple since 1983.

      Nah, MS just made that up and it happened to be just like their slogan. This is comparing Apples and oranges.

      (Bitter, evil, digusting, thieving oranges)

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    19. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NeXT community used to always say "It just works" back in the old days.

      And, it did! NEXTSTEP was and still is the best enterprise desktop in the distory of the enterprise.

      For a sysadmin (aside from the closed binary format of NetInfo DBs) it was joy to administer. Using NetInfo Manager.app and dragging and dropping entire domains of user, resources and configurations, having them renumber (before DHCP) and work was an awesome experience. 12 years later, and STILL no one has managed to acheive that level of control and robustness in the corporate UNIX admin space.

      Don't even get me started on Active Directory. What crap.

      NeXT: It Just Works

    20. Re:Unbelievable by josh2112 · · Score: 0

      Now what are you people on about? RTFA -- "It just works" is not a new marketing slogan or advertising campaign, it's just a "design philosophy"... if I say I want my product to "just work", how is that stealing from Apple?

    21. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It might be important to note that Apple took the basic concepts of their old and new operating systems from other people. I don't feel too bad about Microsoft using their concepts.

    22. Re:Unbelievable by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      It depending upon what type of risk I guess. Microsoft has a LOT of money to burn, look at the XBOX for an example. So while its willing to burn through money and take risk, its not willing to take any risk that could lose it customers. Eventually this will come back to haunt Microsoft, but for now the strategy is working and they will keep with it till it doesn't.

    23. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      _It's Just Worse_

      Great slogan, spot on.

    24. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And maybe it also explains why the software Apple churns out is complete and utter shit (or at least their Windows software is).

      For God's sake, guys, hire some fricken programmers, not a wanna-be latte barista with a lip goatee and shaved head.

    25. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its made them tons of money so yes.

      by that definition MS is by far the most innovative company

    26. Re:Unbelievable by Simon+(S2) · · Score: 2, Informative
      unless Ubuntu did copy ther logo from someone else before...

      Sorry for replying to myself, but I forgot the link.
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    27. Re:Unbelievable by dr.badass · · Score: 1

      Because, as we know "It Just Works" was invented by Apple.

      Uh, actually, IIRC, it was a significant part of their ad copy at one point. The reason Umbuntu, etc. use it is because it's so closely associated with Apple-quality products. It may not be a trademark, but it is definitely associated with Apple. Perhaps you didn't know this.

      FWIW, they still use it sometimes.

      For Microsoft to adopt it is (in addition to being laughable) a shot across Apple's bow.

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    28. Re:Unbelievable by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 1

      But it isn't standing still at all. It's moving at the same pace as its competitors by copying them.

    29. Re:Unbelievable by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      What did it do that software like Winamp or Real Jukebox didn't?

      (Yes, Real Jukebox used to be good - it's hard to believe, I know. They've screwed it up since, of course - well, they wouldn't be Real otherwise would they? We would have got all edgy if they hadn't fscked it up.)

    30. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting


      I've seen some of the questions they ask new hires in the interview. They love to throw MENSA-type logic puzzles at candidates to really separate the wheat from the chaff and get top-notch problem solvers on board.


      This is somewhat of a myth. I went through the MSFT interview process a number of years ago. (I ended turning the position down because when it came right down to it, I didn't want to move to Redmond ... but I digress)

      In any case, the only person who through a logic puzzle at me was this really junior guy who was obviously just learning to interview. The morning interviews were all cake, but after lunch they switched me to the serious interview track.

      No mensa logic puzzles there. Just: Here's a pen, there's the whiteboard, Here's a problem, start pseudocoding. OK, now, I feed your pseudocode this kind of bad input, what does it do?

      It was the most gloves-off, code-or-die interview I've ever had.

    31. Re:Unbelievable by timeOday · · Score: 1
      [The IPod] made them tons of money so yes.
      Are we now going to digress into a discussion about how making the most money proves you're the "best"? Because that would be Microsoft, with it's allegedly bright-but-rulebound "Mensa" attitude.

      I'm not sure what it says about the laws governing our markets, that gobbling up innovative startups and milking the cash cows is the most profitable way to go. Or maybe it's simply a law of nature. Big companies are not wild and crazy. At a gaming conference I heard a high-up from Sony openly declare that fresh, original ideas would have to be tested by smaller players first before Sony would touch them.

    32. Re:Unbelievable by greed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Worked on Macintosh, for starters. I don't know if there ever was a Real Jukebox for Mac. If there was, I wouldn't have installed it.

      But it was the album management that was truly wonderful. I still would rather have SoundJam's selection interface than iTunes; though I'm starting to get used to the 3-pane browser iTunes likes. I never built playlists; I didn't need to.

      When you sorted your library by Genre, you got a list of genres with disclosure arrows. Hit one, and you got all artists in that genre, with disclosure arrows for artists. Hit one of those, and see all the albums, each with another disclosure arrow. Hit one of those, and you see all the tracks on that album.

      Similarly, sort by Artist, and you get the Artist/Album/Track list; sort by Album and you get Album/Track. All in a format very similar to System 7 Finder's list view. (I think they must have used the same Toolbox routines.)

      SoundJam also ran really well on low-ish machines. It was actually useful on my 100 MHz 603E-based Performa.

      Though I believe Apple contacted the N2MP3 developers to write iTunes first.

    33. Re:Unbelievable by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      And how much time is wasted by the production staff not wanting to deal with him?

      Really the best asset a person can have in a modern software dev position is people skills.

    34. Re:Unbelievable by thesalodonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And ubuntu copied their menu bar from alistapart http://www.alistapart.com/d/slidingdoors2/v1/ex10a .html/. And I copied this flame template from Picasso. It's in our nature to steal good ideas.

    35. Re:Unbelievable by katorga · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Arrogance or fact, the numbers are important and the numbers represent why Mac's always seem to be used by "lone wolves", folks whose jobs don't require massive integration with thousands of other folks at an application and data level. The numbers are why Apple has less market share than Linux and is rapidly shifting to a consumer electronics business plan.

      Its sad too, because no other PC manufacturer designs better looking, more ergonomic hardware or has a better operating system. All of which is destined to remain in "niche-ness".

      My powerbook is my favorite system. But I have to FIND things to do with it because no matter what I have to test my code on windows, linux, and solaris. I have to game on windows or linux. Its really nothing more than a very cool computer with a great OS running email, playing songs, and surfing the web....something a $50 appliance can do. My x86 systems are my work horses.

      FWIW, Enlightenment 17 + X11 looks like more of what I want out of a modern GUI than either Longhorn or OSX.

    36. Re:Unbelievable by name773 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "(Or can they?)"

      i'm sorry, but doesn't bolding a parenthetical statement defeat some of its purpose?

    37. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhhhh don't speak the truth. Otherwise the Windows haters will come and steal your firstborn. I mean if you keep speaking with this so called common sense how will they have anything to complain about. Windows must allways steal from Apple even though a million and one companies used it before Apple. Obviously there is something wrong with you. May your firtborn be damned.

    38. Re:Unbelievable by BraceletWinner · · Score: 1
      Really the best asset a person can have in a modern software dev position is people skills.
      I'd love to see someone hire only developers who's best asset was their people skills and run a succesful company. Comedy at its finest.

      "I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"

    39. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>"Jim Allchin, Microsoft's group vice president for platforms, looked at my Apple PowerBook and smugly pointed out that the number of copies of Windows sold this year will be more than all the Macintosh computers used worldwide."

      The best retort is, of course, "and every last one of them will still suck."

    40. Re:Unbelievable by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      It didn't suck like the two pieces of software you just mentioned.

    41. Re:Unbelievable by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Sounds fairly standard to be honest - Real Jukebox did all that stuff you're describing.

      I'm not sure "runs on a Mac" counts as innovation, so my original point stands.

      SoundJam also ran really well on low-ish machines. It was actually useful on my 100 MHz 603E-based Performa.

      I see they didn't keep all the SoundJam features for iTunes then :-)

    42. Re:Unbelievable by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      For having over 25 million customers, its a relatively large niche.

    43. Re:Unbelievable by shobadobs · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but the people in Microsoft's logo are dramatically obese.

    44. Re:Unbelievable by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say "Work on a Mac?"

    45. Re:Unbelievable by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1, Informative

      Microsoft has never done that
      Altair Basic, basically reimplemented code from some mainframe basic interpreters
      Dos... basically a bad copycat from CPM bought from a small Seattle company
      Windows... one of the problems why Apple failed in the courtcase, was that Apple never managed it, to have Microsoft open their Windows 1.0 and 2.0 code, they had been suspecting for a long time, lots of MacOSX code went into the early Windows versions
      Word, basically a wordperfect clone, ditto for the predecessor for excel, wasnt it the guy who invented spreadsheets who went to Microsoft with a new idea and later he was told to go somehwere else, while Microsoft started to work on the first version of Excels predessor on the Mac
      Harddrive compression... they lost a courtcase against stac
      The WindowsNT base, basically they bought the core team from DEC which did VMs.
      Windows networking basically a forked SMB from IBM
      NTFS basically a forked OS/2 filesystem
      Win95 gui, a blank copy of the OS7 desktop
      Internet Explorer, based on Spyglass Mosaic, Spyglass had to fight in court to get any payments besides the small initial one
      The list is much longer, Microsoft never was a company which did any real inventions, the usually just copy or buy them and then tell anybody they need freedom to innovate.

    46. Re:Unbelievable by Mr.Progressive · · Score: 1

      Dios, que cosa mas fea!

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    47. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    48. Re:Unbelievable by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I don't think the GPs point was that they *only* need people skills, but that could be a better measure of "separating the wheat from the chaff" than pure abstract thinking. Maybe a bunch of talented people working really really well together *are* better than a bunch of really really talented people working alone and resenting each other. Of course, those are the extremes; there are people with both set of skills, so both models will have both type of employees. But maybe the emphasis on teamwork can lead to successful development.

    49. Re:Unbelievable by operagost · · Score: 1
      slick ricks
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    50. Re:Unbelievable by mboverload · · Score: 3, Funny

      Microsoft: It just works as long as you have 5+ years of experience or you'll be screwed by spyware and viri.

    51. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill yourself. There are many obvious reasons why you should.

    52. Re:Unbelievable by rekenner · · Score: 1

      No, no... It sucks just as much (as Winamp, at least), trust me on that. Anecdotes =/= data, but... I find a lot of things that I can't do in iTunes that I want to do (That, admittedly, I can't do in Winamp either..), it tends to skip, it doesn't seem to want to play correctly (I've had it skip songs, stop playing in mid playlist, and not do random when I've turned random on), and supports just about nothing without downloading extra plugins for QT.

      The only media player I can stand for real use is Foobar...

    53. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ladies and gentlemen, the NEW definition of hypocrisy!

    54. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always used to use the phrase ``it just works'' years before Apple used it as a motto. However, whenever I used it I was always talking about Macs. I doubt I was the only one using that phrase in talking about Macs back then, either. I've always assumed Apple never made up that motto, but merely got it from its customers. And y'know, that's one whole heckuva lot better than making it up.

    55. Re:Unbelievable by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      All the problems you list seem like fanciful thinking but thats only because iTunes for me has never misbehaved. What are you running it on? I know on windows it is a bit of a resource hog. So yes it does suck (correcting myself here) but only for windows users maybe?

    56. Re:Unbelievable by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

      >lots of MacOSX code went into the early Windows versions

      So Microsoft's innovation was inventing a time machine?

      Unbelievable indeed...

    57. Re:Unbelievable by Glendale2x · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because, as we know "It Just Works" was invented by Apple.

      It's not like the phrase returns 150,000 hits on Google or anything. And Linux distros like Ubuntu certainly haven't used that phrase to describe their OS.


      Come on; you know that we're supposed to be against Microsoft on this one. Didn't you get the memo?

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    58. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talented people are a dime a dozen. It's culture that matters. Even smart people can have tunnel vision.

    59. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They are Americans....

    60. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      As bill gates once said (paraphrase): you want IQ scores to add, not subtract. That's where people skills comes in.

    61. Re:Unbelievable by ElitistWhiner · · Score: 1

      See:http://www.scrippshealth.com/

      Who copied from someone else...

    62. Re:Unbelievable by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I have to game on windows or linux.

      ???

      You game on linux. Instead of OS X? Because? OS X has 10 times the number of gaming offerings that linux does. You really sound like a troll, but maybe you are just misguided. Here at work I use a powerbook, as does about half the company. We write software to run on the really expensive special purpose servers we sell. What exactly is it that you do on x86 hardware that you can't do from your mac?

    63. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Apple: proudly stealing from Xerox from the advent of the Lisa.

    64. Re:Unbelievable by David+Off · · Score: 2, Funny

      > No mensa logic puzzles there. Just: Here's a pen, there's the whiteboard, Here's a problem, start pseudocoding.

      So that's how they coded Longhorn?

    65. Re:Unbelievable by pyser · · Score: 1

      "...the number of copies of Windows sold this year will be more than all the Macintosh computers used worldwide."

      The number of Fords and Chevys sold this year will probably be more than all the Mercedes used worldwide, but that doesn't automatically make them better, does it?

    66. Re:Unbelievable by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      And Linux distros like Ubuntu certainly haven't used that phrase to describe their OS.

      You can honestly never say you've heard a hacker say something like: "...and I really like this package because it Just Works (tm)..." ??!?!?! People say this all the time! I won't re-link to the apple pages, as that's been done ad nauseum in this thread...

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    67. Re:Unbelievable by behemot · · Score: 1

      Mercedes is a bad comparison since their build quality and longevity has deteriorated so much that even patriotic german cab drivers primarily buy VW's instead.
      Let's make a more ample comparison to Lamborghini. Costs more and only drives on 25% of the roads.

    68. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing no-one threw (through?) a spelling problem at you either

    69. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, so closely associated with "Apple-quality products" that someone wouldn't know it? And maybe "Apple-quality" doesn't mean what it used to, because their shit doesn't work.

    70. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As of now, it is standing still.

      They're announcing things that will be available in well over a year, but I wouldn't count that as movement.

      Not to mention that the features they've listed so far are in large part matched by any 1980's UNIX system. Wow, files in more than one directory? They've invented hardlinks!

    71. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, number rules. That is why I am considering switching my pet from a dog to a cockroach. With the cockroach population outnumbers the dog population many times over worldwide, I am very sure that a cockroach will make a better pet. And I will be proud pointing out that fact to uninformed people.

    72. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, there software on mac is crap too.

    73. Re:Unbelievable by pangel83 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We continuousely see people complaining that linux apps copy windows-land GUI features (look at OpenOffice, and firefox that has copied almost all the innovative features introduced by Opera).

      But the attitude in Slashdot is that if it's Open Source, we accept it in the name of attracting more users. On the contrary, when Microsoft does it, we always have 600-comment discussions of people whining!

      Don't get me wrong, I am absolutely no Microsoft zealot. But I am getting fed up with the same story repeated here. Additionally, the Gates-Borg image reminds me that Simpsons episode with the Fox News spoof and the devil horns on the democrat candidate.

    74. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not get a real operating system that will run on your current hardware?

    75. Re:Unbelievable by Michalson · · Score: 0, Troll

      Basic concept? Steve Jobs gave Xerox some Apple stock to let his engineers hang around for a few days in their research department. The result was that the 1984 Macintosh had an operating system that looked almost 100% identical to the 1981 Xerox Star (though the Star cost almost 7 times as much and was directed at businesses). Not only did it have the exact same SDI interface design with things like a desktop holding space for icons and a shared menu bar at the top, it even had Star's "Wastebasket" (same name on both systems) in the same place, at the lower right corner of the screen.

      Of course that didn't stop Apple from sueing a bunch of companies for patent infringement (they patented the "look" of their OS) back in the 80s, including Microsoft's own 16bit version of Windows which wasn't even close (unless you count the mere existence of icons in a GUI, in which case a lot of other companies had Apple beat). Today a lot of Apple's "look" patents have expired, though they have filed new ones which ironically include a patent for the wastebasket.

    76. Re:Unbelievable by blofeld42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Sainted Steve Jobs popularized the phrase with NeXT fifteen years ago.

    77. Re:Unbelievable by Angostura · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, a quick search on Google Groups by date suggests that the phrase in a marketing sense was first popularized by Steve Jobs... but when he was at NeXT.

      I suspect that the phrase transferred to Apple with him. It was certainly widely used around the launch of OS X.

      You can see here, that it was a well entrenched NeXT slogan by late 1992. The earliest quote from Jobs using it as a slogan I could find was in January of that year.

      Why yes, I do have too much time on my hands.

    78. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the slogan was originally new and innovative.
      It Just Works When the 9 Planets Align and the Moon Turned Blood Red and You Can Build a Snow Fort in Hell
      But Microsoft marketing deemed it too long and a waste of paper and ink, so they truncated it to It Just Works

    79. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first encounter with "It just works" was when I was at Convergent Technologies back in the early '80's. That was our motto as well.

      But you can say it two ways: "It just Works", or "It juuuuust works".

      I believe Microsoft uses the latter pronunciation...

    80. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Apple's OS is a derivative of FreeBSD. They didn't innovate and create their own OS, they modified someone else's. So a portion of those wonderful Apple only features are quite prominent in all those unix/linux/etc environments. I'm all for giving credit where credit is due. But considering the amount of reverse engineering that is done by software/hardware companies to bypass patents, what do you expect? In some cases reverse engineered methods can be better than the original. Did they steal, borrow, were influencedy by the original idea? Possibly. Did they copy the implementation? Probably not.

    81. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      sem duvida alguma...

    82. Re:Unbelievable by TheHornedOne · · Score: 3, Funny

      "In any case, the only person who through a logic puzzle at me"

      For heaven's sake, man. It's 'THREW' - you didn't turn down the position at Microsoft: they bonged you for misusage of the English language!

    83. Re:Unbelievable by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      They love to throw MENSA-type logic puzzles at candidates to really separate the wheat from the chaff and get top-notch problem solvers on board.

      "Bob sells lemonade on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. Ed sells lemonade on Saturdays, Thursdays, and the same days Carol sells lemonade. Carol never sells lemonade when Bob sells lemonade. How do you crush them all to gain domination of the lemonade market?"

    84. Re:Unbelievable by ColMustard · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The numbers are why Apple has less market share than Linux and is...
      You sound like a troll, but oh well.

      Linux may have bigger marketshare on servers, but I very much doubt it has even close to the marketshare that Apple does for desktop use, which is where Apple focuses most of their marketing. Pretty impressive considering:
      • Linux is usually "free" (as in beer) or cheaper than Mac OS X.
      • Linux can be compiled to run on a lot more hardware than Mac OS X is built for.
      What this means is that desktop linux must be in pretty bad shape (it was when I tried it a year ago). I don't think the old standby excuse that people just don't know about Linux yet applies any more. I know that many people believe that Windows is all there is (because I know many of them), but anyone who is informed enough to know about the Macintosh platform also at least knows about Linux, and they just aren't switching to Linux.

      As for gaming on Linux. All I can say is "haha whatever." But hey, I'm really glad that you use and apparently like Linux. Just put your marketshare numbers into perspective.
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    85. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When has Microsoft ever stolen anything from Apple? They frequently copy ideas that Apple comes up with, but steal? I think not.

    86. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but the commercial game offerings on linux leave macosx in the dust.

    87. Re:Unbelievable by supabeast! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Wow. Cannot Microsoft even come up with their own mantras rather than copy others?"

      Exactly what I was thinking... the whole "It just works" idea is why I went from Windows to Linux, and from Linux to Mac. But for Microsoft to expect people to have faith that their shitty software will ever "just work" is sort of ridiculous.

    88. Re:Unbelievable by Montaro · · Score: 1

      I decided to make a search on google for "just works"...seems its everyone's sales pitch at some stage or another:

      - http://www.artima.com/spontaneous/upnp_digihome.ht ml
      - http://www.nwfusion.com/columnists/2002/0715mustha ler.html
      - http://www.apple.com/switch/whyswitch/
      - http://bashburn.sourceforge.net/
      - http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/wlg/6037

      ... just to name a few.

      Also here is a page with an interesting write-up about "It Just Works": http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?ItJustWorks

    89. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its sad too, because no other PC manufacturer designs better looking, more ergonomic hardware

      More ergonomic? Did you even use the hockey puck mouse put out with the iMac? It was a fucking NIGHTMARE!

    90. Re:Unbelievable by jgiltner · · Score: 1

      IIRC not only was it some of Steve Jobs' engineers, Steve hired MS to do some of the OS development.

    91. Re:Unbelievable by Red+Alastor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Stealing ? Apple *paid* Xerox.

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    92. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Considering all the time I've spent compiling, researching, troubleshooting, etc etc for linux and working towards getting certain things functional, often time having to settle for something second rate. I'm getting more and more interested in "It just fucking works". I love linux, the projects, the people, etc. It's awesome for servers, blades, etc.

      But the way I see it, the desktop sucks. So many things sort of works. It's cool if you're a geek and like to hack around and experiment. Most of the basic things work fine. So it is truely a workable solution. But I'm constantly frustrated. And I think it is a sub-standard solution considering the alternatives. Awesome considering it's free. But I did a quick seaarch on google. I can get Windows XP Pro for ~ $105. ...or free if I wanted to be a pirate.

      I have a second machine running Windows XP, and honestly, for all the noise about security holes, viruses, etc etc. It's been a breeze to maintain compared to my linux machine. I've spent orders of magnitude more time trying to keep my linux box functional. Packages and updates break things, repositories get conflicts. Etc etc. As long as I'm doing C-sci and only need a console and gcc, it's a moot point. Linux rules. But if I want to watch DVD's, run a couple file sharing apps, chat, etc. Linux sucks. Sure it can do it you say. Yes it can, but it does it poorly. So if I have the two side-by-side. Why shouldn't I choose the one that "just fucking works".

      I know MS can cause major headaches. Nothing is perfect. But considering how much time I spend maintaining the two. MS is much less so than Linux. If I have a complaint/problem/request about a linux app. People say "oh I just went into the code and fixed it". There's an expectation that one is willing to take the responsibility for features and bug hunting on to their own shoulders. What if I just want to be a user, and cry help me? Under linux, well sorry buddy, tough shit, it's free after all. Under Windows? You get an app like DVD Shrink which just rules all. Simple interface and it just fucking works.

      I just get sick of the attitudes sometimes. When I just want to be a user and get something done. Uh, no, that's not how we do it around here. You need to learn another language, learn how we do things in our software, help us document, and start making your own patches to impliment the features you want. I'd love to help if I had the time... But some of us have work to do and just want to be users, and just want shit to work.

    93. Re:Unbelievable by kjots · · Score: 1

      > ... include a patent for the wastebasket.

      Of course, the sheer number of bogus software patents granted threaten to make all software patents irrelevant.

      This is not necessarily a bad thing.

    94. Re:Unbelievable by thelamecamel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The open source ripoffs of commercial products have made an improvement over the original - the ripoffs are open source. When Microsoft rips off other products' features, the only improvement is that more people get to use those features. Ripping off slogans, however just confuses the masses.

    95. Re:Unbelievable by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
      NTFS basically a forked OS/2 filesystem

      And the OS/2 HPFS file system, if that's what you're referring to, was, as far as I know, developed (either wholly or primarily) by Gordon Letwin of, err, umm, Microsoft.

    96. Re:Unbelievable by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      People's fluid definitions of 'innovation' (which change depending on which company they're talking about) annoy me at the best of times, but are you really saying that a me-too mp3 player is really a 'truly great innovation'?

      Of course it was. Apple made it.

      Hide your children and your karma! Mac-heads with mod points are out!

    97. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they aren't. It is well known that they are in fact, hunchbacked limeys guarding the crown.

      Zing!

    98. Re:Unbelievable by spauldo · · Score: 2, Informative

      NTFS basically a forked OS/2 filesystem

      NT is basically forked OS/2. But it's not like that.

      OS/2 was originally a joint IBM/Microsoft project. I've got disks for "Microsoft OS/2 v1.3" around here somewhere. It came in a box with LanManager and looked a lot like NT 3.5. Unfortunately, while the OS/2 disks are fine, some schmuck from my shop had used a couple of the LanManager disks for scratch disks, so I've never gotten to play with the network part of it.

      Basically, someone at microsoft got the idea that they could port the windows API to OS/2 - and it worked. When management was told, they took their toys and went home to make windows NT. Really pissed off IBM from what I hear.

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    99. Re:Unbelievable by el+cisne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's a place you might like:

      Microsoft Hall of Innovation

      And here's a catalog of what they've bought, influenced, cannibalized and what products they later became. The (Nearly) Whole Microsoft Catalog. So much of what they sell was done by others and engulfed. Freedom to innovate, my ass -- it's obscene when they say the word.

    100. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's very telling -- you'd have to be that fat and stupid just to use MS products.

      I think we'll just post this one anonymously... ;)

    101. Re:Unbelievable by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I think you misunderstood: they were saying "IT just works" but the marketing spelling nazis corrected the first word.

      They were trying to tell everyone that the only thing IT workers are capable of doing is supporting Microsoft software since it sucks so badly. Other departments get to play occasionally.

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    102. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont give too much credit to apple, alot of tigers major features were taken from longhorn. and then apple had the nerve to accuse microsoft of copying what APPLE copied. remeber the "redmond, start your photocopiers" shirt at WWDC when tiger was announced?

    103. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We continuousely see people complaining that linux apps copy windows-land GUI features [...] On the contrary, when Microsoft does it, we always have 600-comment discussions of people whining [...]

      "On the contrary"? In my language, "complaining" and "whining" are virtually synonymous.

      We complain when Linux apps merely copy existing apps, and we complain when Windows apps merely copy existing apps. Looks like one standard for everybody, to me.

      Where's this difference you're seeing?

    104. Re:Unbelievable by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      The list is much longer, Microsoft never was a company which did any real inventions, the usually just copy or buy them and then tell anybody they need freedom to innovate.

      What's really funny is all the people who think Microsoft are somehow *different* from every other company. Like Microsoft are the only company who purchase existing code to base a product off. Or Microsoft are the only ones who headhunt employees from other companies. Or Microsoft are the only one who take a basic idea and reimplement it.

      I have no doubt that for every single example you've given, I could find a similar example from some other "innovative" company having done the same thing.

      So, what I"m wondering, is why do you have such an emotional investment in Microsoft ?

    105. Re:Unbelievable by eikonos · · Score: 1

      The difference between Open Source copying features and Microsoft copying features is that Open Source doesn't have a marketing department claiming that they have the first and only implementation of that feature.

    106. Re:Unbelievable by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

      Q-How many MENSA-types does it take to fix Windows security?
      A-More than Microsoft have hired.

    107. Re:Unbelievable by phorm · · Score: 1

      To put it simply... much of the MS GUI is pretty good. People are used to the MS GUI. People don't like change. Therefore, emulating the MS GUI means less change, which makes it easier for the average person to familiarize himself/herself with.

    108. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the real problem is the way that Microsoft constantly claimed that separating IE from the OS was restricting their ability to innovate. As their only really innovative product ever was Microsoft Bob, people began to make a million jokes about it. After this, people put a close eye on Microsoft's claims of innovation.
      Something like OpenOffice doesn't deceive people by pretending to be innovative, so nobody really cares that it's just a ripoff.

    109. Re:Unbelievable by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      NT is basically forked OS/2. But it's not like that.

      No, it's not - at least not in the sense that word "fork" is used anywhere else when talking about software. Indeed, you'd be hard pressed to find many ways that OS/2 and NT are even architecturally similar - let alone being two forks of the same code base.

      NT is as much a "fork" of OS/2 as Linux is a "fork" of Unix.

    110. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is one very important reason why Microsoft takes flak for copying/assimilating when others don't:
      Microsoft's incessant claims of being "innovators".

      Every instance of copying by the self-proclaimed "Great Innovator" is an exercise in hypocrisy and people react to that.

    111. Re:Unbelievable by ericdano · · Score: 1
      Scriptomatic? Is that like Visual Basic? Why would I want that installed? And Automator is not anything like Scriptomatic. AppleScript has been an Apple product for a decade.

      File and Settings Transfer? Have you even used that? It's useless. It's not the same as .Mac Sync. Read up on it choadman.

      WMP, as in Windows Media Player? Quicktime player is free. The Pro version has extra features. I don't think the Windows Media add ons are free

      iChat and MSN are two different beasts. iChat uses AOLs network. I have a hundred and something people on my AIM, and like 2 on MSN (using Trillian). So, why would I want MSN messenger?

      Outlook = Virus heaven. I'd never use Outlook. Ever.

      RSS - You mean someone actually uses IE? Scary.

      "Voiceover enhances the Universal Access". Universal Access is something Mac has had since, um, OS 8.....

      WinFS? They've had it? Where? Hidden in Longhorn? And we get to see it when? 2006? 2007?

      Dashboard is NOT SideShow. What the hell are you getting your information from?

      Look, I am more than happy to pay $100 (if you go Amazon and get a rebate) for Tiger. Every version of OS X has been faster, and more stable. No viruses. No security problems. Nada.

      Go back and drink your Microsoft Kool-Aid. Tell Michael Jackson hi. And beef up on your facts idiot.

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    112. Re:Unbelievable by 3dr · · Score: 3, Funny

      How unfortunate a slogan.

      Another reading of "It just works" is the take that it is barely adequate, just about to fail. Which is considerable truth in advertising from MS.

      The software analogue of this is, "It compiles, ship it!"

    113. Re:Unbelievable by netsharc · · Score: 1

      This looks like fun, let's compare those with features in Linux..
      Scripting -- Even the basic UI (Bash) in Linux is capable of interpreting Assembler, then there's Perl, or Python, or PHP. .Mac -- rsync, ssh, or even uucp
      Quicktime 7 Pro -- mplayer, vlc
      iChat -- Gaim baby...
      Mail Search -- Wow you can search mail now?
      Safari RSS -- Firefox can do that, by the way, you write "Another FREE download!", what's the product called?
      VoiceOver -- SuSE Linux 7 came with support for BraileTTY.

      And one thing you failed to mention:
      Security -- Only in SP2 did they enable the firewall by default. A standard install of XP is as secure as an American in Iraq. Whereas with Mac OS X it's "who needs firewalls, we're secure baby".
      Stability -- There was a /. article last week or so about Admins not wanting to install SP2 because it f---s up their system.

      The difference between OS X and Windows and Linux is the difficulty and convinience level each. Linux is really hard, OS X is really easy and Windows is just annoying because it tries to be easy but fails. You end up with spy- and adware that can install themselves so easily into your computer.

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    114. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but MS is just brilliance both in business, marketing and technology. Hate or anger just doesnt make the alternative better. Apple is brilliant as well, but their business methods are weak compared to MS.

      Linux...Lol.

    115. Re:Unbelievable by Nonoche · · Score: 1

      Can't you read? We told you that IT JUST WORKS! ;p

    116. Re:Unbelievable by Aerog · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Sounds like a person I knew who got hired by Apple a wuile back. Smart guy, just a total ass-hat to deal with, and there are a lot of people (most of them) who would love to see him and wolves in an unpleasant relationship. Doesn't necessarily say he'll be good for the company, though.

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    117. Re:Unbelievable by corvair2k1 · · Score: 1

      Oooh, ooh! I have one!

      Microsoft: It just works. Of course, I'm using definition 3 from Dictionary.com: just(adv): By a narrow margin; barely: just missed being hit; just caught the bus before it pulled away.

    118. Re:Unbelievable by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      Don't blame Microsoft. I think the Slashdot editors abbreviated the actual slogan. The official one is:

      Microsoft. It just barely works.

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    119. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is true that the NT kernel was originally planned for OS/3. The success of Windows 3.1 changed all of that.

      Microsoft did hire David Cutler of DEC to write NT, and Cutler's demand was to be able to bring on anyone he wanted. It was the third commercially successful kernel for Cutler. Certainly he modeled it after VMS, but why wouldn't he? It was the significantly better model at the time, being designed to specifically support virtual memory addressing of processes and moving the unit of work to threading instead of relying on the fork model UNIX was designed for.

      But the kernel isn't terribly relevant from that perspective because the NT kernel can easily support Win32, OS/2 and POSIX. Up until Windows XP Microsoft still shipped the OS/2 and POSIX.1 subsystems with the NT derivitives. Microsoft also provides a much more POSIX compliant subsystem in Interix, which is freely downloadable in Services for Unix 3.5. NT could run Linux binaries if someone would write the subsystem.

    120. Re:Unbelievable by x_codingmonkey_x · · Score: 0

      They're American ;)

    121. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, here's one that meets everyone's definition. Mediaplayer 10 is the biggest POS to roll out of Redmond since Bob. Someone please walk me through a demonstration of the concept of innovation using MP 10 as the example. Not only will you be flying around the room whistling Dixie, the prop will be yanked at intervals to the chorus "When the Saints Come Marching In" from the other end. Microsoft Innovation is an oxymoron in user space.

    122. Re:Unbelievable by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      Open source apps copy features of existing software because:
      1. They are well tested and proven to work.
      2. People want to work on a familiar environment, and you need to provide one for people to switch.

      Besides, it's brain dead stupid if you refuse to implement a good feature in your software simply because it's been done by somebody else. Are you suggesting that Firefox should revert to the featureset of lynx just because Opera already implemented everything?

      Copying isn't a problem, as long as what you're copying is (almost) the best solution. Heck, you won't get anywhere if you don't borrow at least some existing ideas to build your new ideas on. The problem is when it's 100% copy and 0% innovation.

      If you look at open source software, it's not hard to see innovation here and there. Enlightenment (WM), ReiserFS, Python (the language), Emacs, to name a few.

      So, yes, there is innovation in OSS. And yes, I do see your point that there is some kind of hypocrisy regarding the "copying" issue. But hey, don't forget the criticisms when KDE/GNOME puts out a new release with yet-another-feature-copied-from-windows/macosx.

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    123. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe that was an anomaly, or maybe they've started doing it more since then, but I know two recent college graduates who interviewed at microsoft, and they did get asked those kinds of questions. One of them even sent me several of them- I remember one of them off the top of my head:
      Suppose you have a singly linked list of unknown length, what's the fastest way to determine whether it has a loop?
      The expected answer was:
      Start two pointers at the head, and keep on advancing one by two and the other by one. If they ever point to the same value, there's a loop.

    124. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have different kinds of interview questions for different kinds of jobs.

    125. Re:Unbelievable by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      I would consider that a feature.

    126. Re:Unbelievable by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      Apple paid Xerox to use their technology and licenses. Xerox never complained or took any legal action, because Apple followed their agreement.

    127. Re:Unbelievable by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      Applescript has been around since System 7.5 I remember.
      Apple has had File Synchronization apps for years as well, .Mac is an entirely different beast
      Quicktime 7 is FREE too! You don't even need the Pro app, there are plenty of free apps that take advantage of the already-unlocked pro features.
      iChat uses AIM which is also FREE!
      Mail already has a search toolbar item
      Safari doesn't have RSS at the moment, and I'd pay for Safari over other RSS apps.
      VoiceOver, Apple has had speech since the System 7 days, and speech for disabled people since before the first iterations of OS X I think.

      Tiger offers a bunch of other features. Access Control Lists, 3-way videoconferencing, Built-in Dictionary (which every OS should be bundled with) and 3D grapher. Tamil language support, parental controls, PDF encryption, 64-bit Virtual Memory, Fine Grain Locking (SMP scalability), etc. You may not care about some of those features, but there are people out there who consider it well worth the upgrade cost. I was surprised to see some geeks in the audience cheer when Access Control Lists was announced as a feature.

    128. Re:Unbelievable by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      Windows may sell more copies, but Macs last longer. It was estimated that Macs are over 20% of the market of computers in use, but the current sales numbers are small in comparison to PCs. I know people who still use Mac Classics, how many people still use Windows 3.1?

    129. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am glad to see that other are begining to see throught the bullshit too.

    130. Re:Unbelievable by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      We continuousely see people complaining that linux apps copy windows-land GUI features (look at OpenOffice, and firefox that has copied almost all the innovative features introduced by Opera).

      (Emphasis added)

      Think about this: can you name one web browser that lacks tabbed browsing? I can, in two letters: IE. Sure, Opera has a variation of this feature, but I personally don't care for the MDI interface. IE, of course, simply doesn't offer this feature.

      Firefox (like Mozilla before it) implemented Tabbed Browsing in a way that makes sense, at least to me. I constantly find myself on someone else's box hitting CTRL+T in MSIE, only to realize that their browser is IE, which lacks that particular feature. Then of course windows start spawning, showing me ads, and reminding me of why I moved to Mozilla back in 2001...

      Opera has the right idea as far as new/innovative features as well. I may not agree with their licensing, but their end product is quite nice.

      But the attitude in Slashdot is that if it's Open Source, we accept it in the name of attracting more users. On the contrary, when Microsoft does it, we always have 600-comment discussions of people whining!

      Name a feature that Microsoft's browser has that OSS browsers don't. A useful, on a day-to-day basis, feature. Tabbed browsing? Nope, IE is the only one without it. Popup blocking/prevention? Again, no; only with third-party "plugins" that work less than half the time. The only features you'll find exclusive to IE are MS-specific technologies, or useless (and often annoying) features like "Friendly HTTP Error Messages"...

      Try Firefox (or Opera) for a couple weeks, then try going back to IE. Then you'll realize what OSS (or otherwise free) browsers can offer that IE doesn't (note: it's not that they can't, they simply don't.) Tabbed browsing or popup blocking could be added to IE quite easily, but they don't want to/need to offer new features when their product is the default on 99% of new PCs sold in the US...

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    131. Re:Unbelievable by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      If you look at open source software, it's not hard to see innovation here and there. Enlightenment (WM), ReiserFS, Python (the language), Emacs, to name a few.

      I agree, and more on-topic (browsers), tabbed browsing and popup blocking appeared in OSS before other browsers (and hell, MSIE still doesn't offer either). Not to mention the many other features like an integrated download manager, better security/privacy options, etc that have always been there since (at least) Mozilla 0.95...

      For a while there, IE was the best browser in my opinion. This was back in 1998 or so. When I heard that the original Netscape code was going open-source as "Mozilla", I followed it for a while.

      Since about 2000 or so, I'd moved to Mozilla and haven't looked back. The latest Firefox blows IE out of the water no question... and when I'm forced to use IE, I'm reminded of the reasons I don't use it on my PCs (popups, buggy redrawing code *still*, etc).

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    132. Re:Unbelievable by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, so they did not only steal from Xerox, but they also bribed Xerox to not complain about it. Shame on them! :-)

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    133. Re:Unbelievable by pangel83 · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely missing the point. I am not arguing whether it's write or wrong to copy useful features from another program. I am talking about the attidute of the Slashdot crowd which is summarised as:

      "It's always OK when Open Source groups do it, but never OK when companies do it".

      This is pure prejudice. Yes, it is for the benefit of open source, but is still prejudice. That's what I am bored of, and that's what I am fed up with here!

    134. Re:Unbelievable by pangel83 · · Score: 1

      It's simple really. I am not seeing a difference. I say "STOP WHINING" for both cases. Slashdot will then be a better place for everybody.

    135. Re:Unbelievable by sjames · · Score: 1

      Wow. Cannot Microsoft even come up with their own mantras rather than copy others?

      Considering that one of the big "innovations" they're so proud of is hardlinks, it's only appropriate to show the same originality in choosing a mantra.

    136. Re:Unbelievable by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1
      Tabbed browsing or popup blocking could be added to IE quite easily, but they don't want to/need to offer new features when their product is the default on 99% of new PCs sold in the US...

      IE got built-in popup blocking with Windows XP SP2.

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    137. Re:Unbelievable by stripes · · Score: 1
      The result was that the 1984 Macintosh had an operating system that looked almost 100% identical to the 1981 Xerox Star

      FYI the Star I'm pretty sure had a multibuttion mouse. The Star did not have a menu bar (it only had context menus). I also think it didn't have a Finder, or even what appeared to be separate applications, it featured a system more like OpenDoc or CyberDog.

      That's not to say Jef Raskin and crew didn't get a lot of ideas from the Star (I do believe Apple payed for them), but some of the things people think they copied from the star were original to the Mac, or at the very least invented again for the Mac after being on something else. Some of the things were clear improvements (menu bar for example), and some were because the original Mac didn't have the horsepower to do what the Star did (individual applications).

    138. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I don't think that's a good answer.

    139. Re:Unbelievable by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Apple paid Xerox? Goddamn hippy communists! They should have stolen the ideas like proper capitalists.

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    140. Re:Unbelievable by Mornelithe · · Score: 1

      You don't read Slashdot enough.

      Here's the bottom line:

      1) When open source software copies features from existing stuff, people do complain about copying and not innovating.

      2) When open source software does things differently, or tries something new, people here complain that people will never be able to use it, because it's not similar enough to the major proprietary vendors.

      In other words, people complain about open source software no matter what (because, surprise, Slashdot is actually not a hive mind like you think it is).

      When MS or other companies do 1), yes, people complain. When companies do 2), especially Apple, people can't seem to help themselves from fucking inanimate objects around themselves because they're so excited about it.

      If there's any double standard, it's against open source software, which one group or another always has problems with.

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    141. Re:Unbelievable by pangel83 · · Score: 1

      Don't agree with:
      Open Source-2 and MS-2

      What I've seen happening in the case of OS-2 is that people hail its superiority and originality.

      I aggree with your comment on Apple-2, it NEVER happends in the case of MS-2.

      Regarding the point that Slashdot is not a hive mind, I couldn't disaggree more. Do you read anything else but slashdot?

    142. Re:Unbelievable by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      I probably wouldnt if they wouldnt constantly try to take over existings markets, that way (by leveraging their Windows monopoly at it) and then taking over that markets with inferior solutions and basically killing off a handful of rather successful companies that way.

      Microsoft is sort of like the bunny invasion in australia, once they enter a market, by any means nessecary (Netscape was the perfect example for that), there is afterwards not too much food for the rest of the wildlife to make a living.

      Microsoft is sort of the Walmart of software companies.

    143. Re:Unbelievable by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Not really the Mac came out before Windows 1.0 and Microsoft had full access to the first MacOS code, due to its contracts with Apple, even before the Mac came out.

      You can see the similarities between Windows and MacOS in most data structures and functions.

      So Apple was not too far away to conclude Microsoft might have copied a lot from MacOS, but they failed to convince the court, that Microsoft had to open their codebase for public inspection.

    144. Re:Unbelievable by brucehoult · · Score: 1

      You can see here, that it was a well entrenched NeXT slogan by late 1992. The earliest quote from Jobs using it as a slogan I could find was in January of that year.

      Here's one, clearly connected with Apple, from four years earlier, in 1998. I'm pretty sure, but can't prove, that it was used in connection with the Mac pretty much from the earliest days.

    145. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? The tortoise-and-hare algorithm has been the usual way of checking lists for loops for decades; it's simple, efficient and requires constant storage.

      If you claim to have a better way, please enlighten us.

    146. Re:Unbelievable by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I probably wouldnt if they wouldnt constantly try to take over existings markets, that way (by leveraging their Windows monopoly at it) and then taking over that markets with inferior solutions and basically killing off a handful of rather successful companies that way.

      What's really funny about arguments like this is that the inevitable examples use products where Microsoft *didn't* "take over" until their product was "better".

      Microsoft is sort of like the bunny invasion in australia, once they enter a market, by any means nessecary (Netscape was the perfect example for that), there is afterwards not too much food for the rest of the wildlife to make a living.

      Like this one, for example.

      Netscape lost because they dropped the ball while Microsoft were building a better browser and then spent all their time whining instead of trying to compete.

    147. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to be honest, Xerox in turn, stole from that bright group of engineers whose names we don't even know.

    148. Re:Unbelievable by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Replying to you and the other reply to my parent at the same time.

      Microsoft abused a small monopoly in DOS through nasty contracts, etc. Apple created iTunes and iPod as innovative products. They may have won for more coolness, marketing strategy reasons than technical reasons. But they did win fairly.

    149. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you just know some exec saw the logo in re-hab :)

      http://bettyfordcenter.org/ima/cm_bfclogomain.gi f

    150. Re:Unbelievable by Skrybe · · Score: 1

      This always gets me, as soon as someone (usually MS) brings out something that is similar to another product (Apple/linux/whatever!) they're jumped on for stealing or copying an idea. Has it ever occured to the naysayers that maybe the reason they're all coming up with similar features is because they listen to client feedback and test groups?

      If we, the users of the systems are asked what features we want we will (hopefully) say the same thing whether it's Apple or MS that is doing the asking. I'm less inclined to think they're copying ideas and more inclined to think they're just slower in implementing ideas that we the consumers have requested.

      And on another note, I hope some of the features Alchin is talking about can be turned off. "Tiny previews of each document" How much CPU time/ram etc will that need? I don't want that hogging processor time and slowing my PC down. Same goes for defragmentation in the background. If it doesn't have some smarts built in that sucker is gonna be turned off!

      And finally, what the heck did the original poster mean by "files in more than one folder"? I didn't see any mention of that in the interview.

    151. Re:Unbelievable by rekenner · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm running it on OSX...
      And... The newest version as of 10.3.8.

  2. It just won't work by s1283134 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If there was truth in advertising.

    1. Re:It just won't work by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny
      Worse, they're now "featuring" an problem from way back in the DOS days - cross-linked files in corrupt directories:
      he ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously
      If you can't fix it, feature it.

      Seriously, is it THAT hard to get people to understand symlinks?

    2. Re:It just won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      To be fair, microsoft has symlinks already, they are just called shortcuts. What they are talking about here is hard links, which unix has been doing for decades also.

    3. Re:It just won't work by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Then there's this:
      Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page.
      Gee whiz, nice to know that eventually Windows users will be getting some of the desktop features linux users already have. Soon Windows may even be ready for the desktop (not MY desktop, but maybe someone's, preferably someone I don't like).
    4. Re:It just won't work by blargosity · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Does that mean that opening folders will take much longer than ever before since it will be busy creating icon previews for everything in the folder?

    5. Re:It just won't work by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      I guess WinFS will store the preiew icons as long as the file isnt changed.

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    6. Re:It just won't work by TCM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Shortcuts" are in no way similar to symlinks. Shortcuts are a disgutingly ugly hack. Ever tried to look how shortcuts are implemented? Yep, they are _files_ themselves with a .lnk extension that you never see in Explorer. Ever tried handling a shortcut in a script?

      I feel insulted by "microsoft has symlinks already, they are just called shortcuts".

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    7. Re:It just won't work by HillBilly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't matter who does what first these days. It's who make its popular and after a while people will associate that product with the person who marketed it the best.

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    8. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Gee whiz, nice to know that eventually Windows users will be getting some of the desktop features linux users already have.

      Do people really not know, or just forget that Thumbnail views was present in Windows98, long before it was in LINUX, or any Mac OS.

      Who copied who?

    9. Re:It just won't work by gandell · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm surprised MS' marketting manager is resorting to sarcasm and wit these days.

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    10. Re:It just won't work by Jeff+Mahoney · · Score: 1

      Shortcuts, when viewed from the windowing level, may seem like symlinks. They're not.

      Try opening one up with a text editor - you get the contents of the shortcut, not the file contents. Yes, a symlink under UNIX is a file containing the path it points to, but it's interpreted by the kernel -- not userspace.

    11. Re:It just won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Xp, the thumbnail view shows the Word document icon, not an image of the first page of the document.

    12. Re:It just won't work by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Thumbnail views didn't handle all media formats. Unde linux/kde, you see a miniature of any web page, text document, the first frame of any mpegs, and if you move your mouse over a sound file, you hear it.

      Also, if you move your mouse over an item, you get much more than a tool tip.

      This is much more than seeing thumbnails of bmps and jpegs.

    13. Re:It just won't work by geekee · · Score: 1

      " If there was truth in advertising."

      You must be pretty incompetent if you can't get a Windows box to work.

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    14. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 2, Informative

      To be fair, microsoft has symlinks already, they are just called shortcuts. What they are talking about here is hard links, which unix has been doing for decades also.

      Windows has both junctions and hardlinks for years as well, however many peole never use them. NTFS had support for them from its creation.

      What Microsoft is talking about is having 'search' folders that display a set a documents based on criteria, like the search folders introduced in Office Outlook back in 2002. (Again a Microsoft innovation)

      Also Win95 and newer had the ability to save searches, so that just opening the search would open the folder - again people did not use it.

      The new version of this feature is what Microsoft is talking about, where the folders will have a better UI to access the 'search' folders and update faster instead of implementing a new search by maintaining a simple indexed system. (again something that was in Win2k, but never used because of the lack of support in the UI).

      Everyone says Microsoft is stealing these ideas from Apple, but if you look back Microsoft had these concepts in their OS but the UI lacked for them.

      Microsoft is simply putting some performance to the them and making them easier to use. As they did in Outlook 2003, search folders super easy and extremely fast in Outlook. Indexing and maintaining Inboxes of folders in execess of 10gb without a blink of an eye.

      If I was going to say who was copying who, Apple copied these concepts, especially as the Microsoft Office team demonstrated more how they would work in the future OSes via their implementation in Outlook 2003. Which was in beta and had this conceptual feature long before tiger even was in the birthing process.

      The Microsoft Desktop Search Agent is another feature where Microsoft is testing the UI of the search features, and as you would see if you have tried both, Apple is copying more of Microsoft again, than what they would want you to believe.

      One thing about Apple, their marketing is more effective, and they have more zealots in their corner, Microsoft somehow doesn't have the same fan base where you have people consistently post 'we love Microsoft no matter what they do'.

      PS this post is more for the thread than just a response to your comments, so please don't think I am directing everything at your comments about hardlinks.

    15. Re:It just won't work by eu4ik · · Score: 1

      Hard links are already supported in NTFS. There's just no UI for them. See http://www.microsoft.com/resources/documentation/W indows/XP/all/reskit/en-us/Default.asp?url=/resour ces/documentation/Windows/XP/all/reskit/en-us/prkc _fil_baey.asp.

      Personally, I'd love to see a filesystem where I'm not constrained to a heirarchy, something where I can view my files any way I want. And that is fully usable under *NIX, MacOS, Windows, whatever. I'm tired of not being able to have decent write access to volumes on dual boot systems (yes, I know about CaptiveNTFS; I'd rather use reiserfs anyway).

    16. Re:It just won't work by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      Totally agree. Even a humble Amiga has supported soft & hard links for at least a decade. I know NT has support for hard links at least for quite some time (NT4? NT 3.5?) but I've yet to see them used...

    17. Re:It just won't work by Mercano · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly how all symlinks used to be implemented, and how they still are done if the path to the target file is too big to fit into the filesystem table. See wikipedia.

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    18. Re:It just won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can get it to work just fine, it's keeping it working that is the big challenge. They say that no plan survives contact with the enemy, replace plan with windows box and enemy with your choice of internet, email, or user and you'll have the short version of my life with windows.

    19. Re:It just won't work by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page.
      This is closely related to an XP bug that drives me nuts. I'm generating video files tens of gigabytes large, and when I open a directory containing such a file with the Windows Explorer, it crashes after a few moments, I believe because it's generating an iconic image of the first frame. At some point I managed to turn the preview off and all was well, but now it has reappeared.
    20. Re:It just won't work by Nasheer · · Score: 1
      "the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously"
      Isn't that called "hard links" under *NIX?
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    21. Re:It just won't work by PsychicX · · Score: 0

      It turns out that NTFS has support for both symlinks and hard links, a la ext2 et al. They've never been exposed for some odd reason; presumably MS has decided that the concept of having a file in more than one folder is not completely mind boggling for Average Joe (which sadly, it can be at times).

    22. Re:It just won't work by spitzak · · Score: 1

      "Shortcuts" are NOT symlinks, in that a program has to understand them to use them. Symlinks in Unix are handled by the kernel and thus all programs (unless they specifically check if is a symlink) will get the original file.

      In any case it sure sounds like they copied Unix "hard" links, which are actually a bad idea. They caused no end of difficulties in the early days when they could be arbitrary, though this was "fixed" by making it illegal to hard link to a directory so circles could not be created. As far as I can tell we would be quite well off with symlinks only. So it seems Microsoft has copied a defect of Unix and managed to not copy the symlinks we have been begging for for over a decade now!

      (MS-sympathizier are sure to mention "junctions" again. Don't unless you will post CODE that compiles and works and can make a link from an arbitrary location on one disk to an arbitrary *FILENAME* on another disk by a user with no more priveledges than needed to create a file in the directory the link is in. The link must redirect the open() call from any C library that is capable of doing open() of a MSDOS disk file. If the disk is remote the link should work for everybody who can see it (though it might resolve to different locations). Your NFS server must correctly translate these to/from symlinks on NFS mounted disks (storing the drive letter in the target is ok). Targets missing a drive letter or leading slash should resolve as though the current directory is the directory the link is in.

    23. Re:It just won't work by TCM · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the difference is that the differentiation whether that object is a file or a symlink is done in the filesystem itself, transparent to apps. Shortcuts on the other hand _are_ files with an extension of .lnk. The transparency only exists in Explorer and other Windows apps, not in scripts or when mounting the filesystem on another system for example.

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    24. Re:It just won't work by AJWM · · Score: 1

      For some small values of "work".

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    25. Re:It just won't work by EXrider · · Score: 1

      Whoa, shortcuts ARE NOT symlinks.

      It appears to me that shortcuts are handled by the shell (explorer.exe), and not even properly by some programs, ever tried to open a shortcut expecting to get the file, and you get the contents of the .lnk file instead? Ick! Shortcuts are an ugly hack. On Unix symlinks are handled by the kernel, and that's how it should be.

      It does appear that NT has some kind of support for symlinks. In Win2K or newer, if you go to Admin Tools>Local Security Settings>Local Policies>Security Options, you'll see near the bottom an option "System Objects: Strenghten default permissions of internal system objects (e.g. Symbolic Links)" I think I read somewhere that NT can only do symlinks on directories, and there's no utility that comes with the OS to create them. Nice.

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    26. Re:It just won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Damn right. The only thing shortcuts might be good for is clicking. But good luck using them from VBA or any app for that matter.

    27. Re:It just won't work by hey · · Score: 1

      It would be cool if it wasn't hardlinks but the ablity to spread a big file over multiple volumes.

    28. Re:It just won't work by secolactico · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hate that "feature" too.

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    29. Re:It just won't work by BadMrMojo · · Score: 1

      What Microsoft is talking about is having 'search' folders that display a set a documents based on criteria, like the search folders introduced in Office Outlook back in 2002. (Again a Microsoft innovation)

      Oh, you mean like this (scroll down to "Look Smart, Smart folders...").

      Thanks for explaining that original new Microsoft innovation.

      (Yes, I do realize you were referring to adding them to Outlook in 2002. It's funny. Laugh.)

    30. Re:It just won't work by metamatic · · Score: 1
      What Microsoft is talking about is having 'search' folders that display a set a documents based on criteria, like the search folders introduced in Office Outlook back in 2002. (Again a Microsoft innovation)

      Microsoft innovation my ass. Dynamic folders were demonstrated in Apple's Copland OS in 1996, in BeOS around the same time, and in Lotus Notes 3.0 in 1993, maybe even earlier.

      Then again, perhaps you mean 'innovation' in the Microsoft sense, i.e. 'copy'.

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    31. Re:It just won't work by lgw · · Score: 1

      Windows has hardlinks as part of it's posix engine, but not symlinks AFAIK. If anyne knows the API to create a symlink in Windows I'd love to see it!

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    32. Re:It just won't work by 3vi1 · · Score: 1
      What Microsoft is talking about is having 'search' folders that display a set a documents based on criteria, like the search folders introduced in Office Outlook back in 2002. (Again a Microsoft innovation)


      Innovation? Go back to the mid-90's and look at the Lotus Notes mail/database client. They call them 'views'.
    33. Re:It just won't work by jerw134 · · Score: 1

      Try opening one up with a text editor - you get the contents of the shortcut, not the file contents.

      What text editor are you talking about? If I open up a shortcut using Notepad on Windows XP, I get the contents of the file, not the contents of the shortcut. It works this way on every other app I have tried as well.

    34. Re:It just won't work by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      They were also used in the mail client built in to Opera, called M2.

      I've used both, and the Opera implementation is faster.

    35. Re:It just won't work by MarkCollette · · Score: 1

      OS X 10.2 Finder had a similarly annoying issue. It would try to preview .avi files, but couldn't properly since they were DivX. There was this one semi-corrupted .avi file that would crash the Finder. I turned off preview and it's never been an issue since. At least it wasn't the actual icon, but instead a separate pane, so all I had to do was use icon mode to get at the file.

    36. Re:It just won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One thing about Apple, their marketing is more effective, and they have more zealots in their corner, Microsoft somehow doesn't have the same fan base where you have people consistently post 'we love Microsoft no matter what they do'.

      Backwards. Microsoft is the marketing wizard, not Apple. For example, look at all the play Microsoft is getting based on an article in Fortune magazine. Hey, remember that PR article yeserday? http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/04/21/195321 4&tid=149 Microsoft says something and it gets repeated and whamo! it must be fact. Apple does have zealots but it is because the products are great (usually) and more people are finding it out. Not because their customers are mindless drones forced into using a crappy product by their boss.

    37. Re:It just won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting claim that NTFS supports hardlinks. So, how do I do something like this:

      ln a.txt b.txt

      Here's a free hint from an MSCE: you can't because there is no support for hard links in NT.

    38. Re:It just won't work by Electrum · · Score: 1

      If anyne knows the API to create a symlink in Windows I'd love to see it!

      http://www.sysinternals.com/ntw2k/source/misc.shtm l#junction

    39. Re:It just won't work by xtracto · · Score: 1

      I totally agree, after I started my PhD, they assigned me a computer in my department, then they asked me to go for linux or windows 2000... darn... I chose Wi2K, but then, I use a program called JabRef (see SF.net) to handle my bibliography, and I save the bib file in a network drive (it is my home directory for Linux machines or mydocuments for Win machines, it is done that way so I can log into any computer on the network).

      Well, going to the point, the thing is, when I write an article (I use Latex) I have to add the bibliography in the same directory where I have the tex file, so, I thought, ok in linux I would make a symlink to my original bib file (produced in JabRef) so, if I add some other reference I dont have to add it in the file I am using (of course after finishg the paper I extract only the references I need and make a smaller file). but nooooo, In windows I only have this shortcuts shit, and of course if I try to open it with the Tex compiler it will see just gibberish... I looked on the net for a hardlink or something, and although I know there is a way to make that (in some obscure sort of way) it is not recommended and... anyway it does not works for network drives (doh!)...

      Well... in fact I am thinking in telling this people to install RH linux in my pc... and get rid of Lose2K

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    40. Re:It just won't work by WhitetailKitten · · Score: 1

      What about junctions?

      No code for you. Bababababababa.

    41. Re:It just won't work by lgw · · Score: 1

      Junctions are cool, but there not really symlinks. They work as symlinks only for directories (and can also be used as mount points and some other cool stuff beyond links).

      Still, even though I can't symlink a file, this is quite a useful approach to have in my toolbox.

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    42. Re:It just won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who copied who?

      Who copied whom?

    43. Re:It just won't work by Keeper · · Score: 1

      He's referencing the dynamic folder aspect of navigating/organizing your files into folders via queries that WinFS is supposed to provide.

    44. Re:It just won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I actually started tracing down this. It turns out there is something called a SymbolicLinkObject.

      Unfortunately, no windows filesystem can actually store such a thing. They are used for the stuff in \\?\DosDevices

    45. Re:It just won't work by TummyX · · Score: 1
      Interesting claim that NTFS supports hardlinks. So, how do I do something like this: ln a.txt b.txt Here's a free hint from an MSCE: you can't because there is no support for hard links in NT.

      Uh

      fsutil hardlink create a.txt b.txt


      That's standard with XP.

      There's also the linkd program from the NT/2K resource kit and you can also get Junction from SysInternals.

      BTW, where did you get your MSCE?
    46. Re:It just won't work by Teach · · Score: 1

      Ever tried handling a shortcut in a script?

      Funny you should bring it up. About a month ago, I wrote a Python module to open a .lnk file and parse the pathname or UNC out of it. It's hackish, but works great. Now my recursive directory walks respect shortcuts, too.

      Though I don't currently check for cycles, so some poor user might get into an infinite loop some day. Gotta remember to fix that....

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    47. Re:It just won't work by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      "Well... in fact I am thinking in telling this people to install RH linux in my pc... and get rid of Lose2K"

      Its that kind of comedic rapier wit that shows why PhD's arent an expensive piece of paper.

      My hat tips to you sir!

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    48. Re:It just won't work by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      Please, be kind and pass some of what you're smoking around. You did bring enough for everyone, right?

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    49. Re:It just won't work by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      It would be cool if it wasn't hardlinks but the ablity to spread a big file over multiple volumes.

      You mean like raid? Or do you mean like RAR's file splitting?

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    50. Re:It just won't work by TummyX · · Score: 1

      Use hardlinks. Type "fsutil hardlink" from your console/command-prompt.

    51. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      In Xp, the thumbnail view shows the Word document icon, not an image of the first page of the document.

      Apparently you have never used thumbnail views, because it DOES show the first page, for Word Documents, Excel Documents, Images, HTML Pages, and a TONS of other Document formats.

      Thumbnail previews is a API that developers can tie into to give ANY Document format the ability to be displayed. It is not just Microsoft applications that use this, and HAD been a part of Windows for a long time... In fact the API extends to not only thumbnail views, but ALL icon views. For example, Corel takes advantage of this and even in Icon view the Icons are a preview of the CorelDraw graphic. And this portion of the API existed before the 1998 thumbnails Microsoft Introduced.

      Geesh... See the ignornace is compounded, even when you post a reply correcting an ASSUMPTION, people are eager to post and show how little they truly do know about something.

    52. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Thumbnail views didn't handle all media formats. Unde linux/kde, you see a miniature of any web page, text document, the first frame of any mpegs, and if you move your mouse over a sound file, you hear it.
      Also, if you move your mouse over an item, you get much more than a tool tip.


      Have any of you people even used Windows in 15 years?

      Not only did thumbnails provide a 'miniture' page view of HTML pages, Word Documents, and almost any Document file format.

      In Windows 98, on the left hand task pane when you clicked on any SOUND, MOVIE, or Document you got an additional preview of it, and could hear the sound or even watch the movie in the folder window without even opening the document up.

      These are all concepts that existed in Windows 98 for Gods sake, and you people still think Windows can't or didn't do any of these things...

      How in the DARK do you have to be to not have known this.

      I will once again go over my speech that I post here 100 times.

      If you DO NOT KNOW what the COMPETION is doing you will never be able to fully compete with them. If open source software quality is going to EXCEED Microsoft software quality, then we better pull our heads out of our butts and pay attention to what they DO, DO RIGHT, and what they have DONE, and what their systems ARE capable of, instead of just focusing on what WE THINK their OSes can or can't do.

      Wakeup, or Microsoft is going to snowball the industry again with R&D innovation and concepts that will leap frog all of us without by us purporting our ignorance. Microsoft may not be the best development company in the world, but they have the money to put in R&D to be years ahead of others.

      If we are so ignorant to not even know what 1998 technology they had, how can we compete or ask more from our OS vendors?

      Wake up Open Source and Apple zealots... You need to be paying closer attetion to Microsoft. You need to be out developing them in the open source world, and Apple users, you need to STOP buying the crap APPLE feeds you and DEMAND that the Mac OSX TRULY is leaps ahead of what Microsoft is putting out.

      And unfortunately, it still simply isn't, the only lead Apple has is tight hardware integration and off-screen buffering for cute animatinos, that Windows Developers have PROVEN that windows is fully capable of doing as well, even though Microsoft didn't make it standard part of the UI.

    53. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      It would be cool if it wasn't hardlinks but the ablity to spread a big file over multiple volumes.

      Not sure what you are going for, but Windows can combine multiple physical drives into one volume, making file volume spanning an obsolete concept.

    54. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      (Yes, I do realize you were referring to adding them to Outlook in 2002. It's funny. Laugh.)

      No read again, this time slower...

      I said this was the latest implementation of this concept that Microsoft had been using since Windows95. I had many 'search' folders saved on my Win95 desktop, except it was done with the find feature and it saved the criteria of the searches.

      So unless your link pre-dates 1994 when Win95 was developed, you totally missed my point. And are totaly in love with a company that is blowing smoke up your butt and telling you it is candy.

    55. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Junctions are cool, but there not really symlinks. They work as symlinks only for directories (and can also be used as mount points and some other cool stuff beyond links).

      Still, even though I can't symlink a file, this is quite a useful approach to have in my toolbox


      You don't get it. NTFS & Windows supports both forms of Unix types of Sym and Hardlinks.

      There is a difference between junctions and hardlinks, and both are capable in NTFS.

      If you guys don't know you competition, then how will the open source world ever compete with Microsoft?

    56. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Thanks you saved me an extra post...

      It is amazing that people don't know this stuff and it is ancient news.

      And how in the hell would they have gotten MSCE without knowing something as basic as this? That is really the scary part.

    57. Re:It just won't work by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Use classic folder view, which turns off the idiot web page thingy MS put in. If this is still possible in XP.

      I'm probably one of the view that has created personal menu's in the web view. They can be handy, but normally I prefer classic folders.

    58. Re:It just won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, but too bad it doesn't work. We talked about that program in class, but obviously since it doesn't work, no one uses it. Example:

      [create a file named a.txt on an NTFS volume]

      C:\TMP> fsutil hardlink create b.txt a.txt
      The FSUTIL requires a local NTFS volume

      And that's on a drive that's formatted with NTFS! Typical Microsoft "quality."

    59. Re:It just won't work by BadMrMojo · · Score: 1

      "No read again, this time slower..."

      No, read again. This time, slower...

      You totally missed my point. I was making a joke, which is something that occasionally occurs on slashdot. It may well have not been funny. That's ok. That happens here on slashdot, too. Frequently, in fact. I hardly think that makes any sort of statement as to what may or may not actually be up my butt and what I may or may not actually think it is.

      Besides, a feature which is obscured to the point where users don't even know of its existence is hardly a helpful one. The feature they're touting in their "It just works" campaign is that it will be easy enough to actually be used.

      (Notice how that was cunningly returned to the actual topic at hand?)

    60. Re:It just won't work by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      Not exactly... symlinks on a *nix system have an out-of-band (eg unrelated to either the file name and its contents) way to notify you that they are a symlink, with the file mode. Also, userspace code that doesn't care if a file is a symlink will have it handled transparently. AFAIK on Windows it just looks at the .lnk extension, and it only does that if it's written to be aware of shortcuts.

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    61. Re:It just won't work by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Shortcuts aren't true symlinks. If you open a shortcut for reading programmatically, you'll get the content of the shortcut file, not the file it points to. Shortcuts are more like FD.org desktop launchers.

    62. Re:It just won't work by sir99 · · Score: 1

      Please provide a reference that windows can symlink or hardlink a file, as opposed to a directory.

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    63. Re:It just won't work by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      Shortcuts have to end with .lnk in Windows, that makes it a pain if you want to link any documents (actually that means you can't unless you manually change the open to '*.*' or your screwed if it determines the file type via the extension)

    64. Re:It just won't work by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      To be fair, microsoft has symlinks already, they are just called shortcuts.

      Shortcuts are not symlinks. Shortcuts work at the shell level, symlinks work at the filesystem level.

      What they are talking about here is hard links, which unix has been doing for decades also.

      NT[FS] already supports hard links - and has since it was released.

    65. Re:It just won't work by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      These are all concepts that existed in Windows 98 for Gods sake, and you people still think Windows can't or didn't do any of these things...

      In fact they first saw the light of day on Windows with the first IE4 public betas in late 1996.

    66. Re:It just won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're half wrong. In my MSCE class, the instructor said NTFS supports hard links, but there's no interface to create or manage them like there is with UNIX.

      A bigger missing piece than hardlinks are softlinks. Microsoft really needs those. That's a real space waster because I always seem to need to be able to use two or more different paths to get to the same files when working with legacy software.

    67. Re:It just won't work by jerw134 · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never tried doing what you're talking about. A shortcut (at least in Windows XP) is identified as the same file type as the file it links to. If you're in Word, that means you can open a shortcut to a Word file just like you would open a regular Word file. No need to change to *.* or anything like that.

    68. Re:It just won't work by TummyX · · Score: 1

      Works fine here (XPSP2)

      Are you sure the disk is in NTFS5 format?

    69. Re:It just won't work by gusilu · · Score: 1

      Okey, so if it was already there then forget about the copying thing and lets ask ourselves: what's with marketing supposedly new features that are already present in your OS?

      As previously discussed, Apple is doing this with some of those 200 "new" features that can be found in Tiger; and MS also does it.

      Should KDE (or Gnome or whatever) announce such innovative features (just pick a bunch of features that have been there for a while, are usually not available with default settings in most distros, or are somewhat "obscure" and only known to power users) in their next release? That would certainly make the list of "new features" grow significantly for each release :-P

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    70. Re:It just won't work by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Fucking LAME troll. Come on, you can do better :-)
      Have any of you people even used Windows in 15 years?
      Were YOU using Windows 15 years ago? Windows 3.0 hadn't even been released yet (it will be 15 years ago next month). And THAT was a really piss-poor fraud. Couldn't even print on the printers it had listed as supported. Its real value was in letting you run more than 1 dos app at a time, if you were too lazy to use the task switcher that shipped with dos 5.0
      In Windows 98, on the left hand task pane when you clicked on any SOUND, MOVIE, or Document you got an additional preview of it, and could hear the sound or even watch the movie in the folder window without even opening the document up.
      Hey, dope - you ARE opening the file to generate that preview. You think it happens all by itself?

      Even today, XP doesn't do what you're claiming. (boots up plain vanilla xp, opens folder with a bunch of files, clicks on "thumbnails" - nope, no previews, just icons). Guess you have to have the "BHOs" - the Browser Helper Objects - for each one installed. In other words, no MS-Word installed, no .doc preview. BTW, the BHOs have been a continuous source of securty problems.

      Not the case with KDE. Also, you could fuck Windows up real good by changing file extensions. Change the extension, Windows has no idea how to open the file (stupid file associations are another security hole, brought to you courtesy of the Ho from Redmond).

      Unlike Windows, which uses the file extension as a determinant to what type of file it is, the *nixes actually open up the file and read the first few bytes of data. That's what the "magic" file is for.

      If open source software quality is going to EXCEED Microsoft software quality
      It already does. Better code quality. Better security. Better value. Lower TCO. Why do you think Microsoft's "get the facts carpet-bombing" campaign is now referred to as "astro-turfing".
      ... but they have the money to put in R&D to be years ahead of others.
      No they don't. To hire as many developers, and the infrastructure necessary to support them, to compete on a 1-to-1 basis with the millions of open-source coders worldwide would bankrupt them. Do the math.

      Also, their corporate culture drives people away.

    71. Re:It just won't work by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      You're confusing what an application can do and what the OS can do w/o the applications' help.

      Your "the API existed" is bullshit. You've obviously never done any native Windows programming in C, or you'd know that the programmer actually has to write the code to do this stuff.

      Mind you, it's obvious you've never programmed in a real language, period.

    72. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      You're half wrong. In my MSCE class, the instructor said NTFS supports hard links, but there's no interface to create or manage them like there is with UNIX.

      You need to find a MSCE instructor that knows what they are talking about. The interface has been a part of the resource kit since Win2k, and a standard part of WinXP - no resource kit needed. Additionally, the APIs for these have been available for a long time, that is why sysinterals had utilities to create them years and years ago.

      A bigger missing piece than hardlinks are softlinks. Microsoft really needs those. That's a real space waster because I always seem to need to be able to use two or more different paths to get to the same files when working with legacy software.

      Mount point, junctions, symbolic links, whatever you want to call them, are ALSO in Windows NTFS, and also have been available for a long time.

      They are a part of WinXP again, and it is even how Windows creates volume mount points as folder links for people that don't want to mount new volumes as drive letters.

      It is a part of windows like many other nifty tricks that apparently NOBODY realize windows has been doing for years.

    73. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Please provide a reference that windows can symlink or hardlink a file, as opposed to a directory.

      You want me to do your homework for you? TummyX posted several references to both.

      You could do a CRAZY thing like open Windows Help, or even go all the way to www.microsoft.com/search and look it up yourself.

      These were DESIGNED into NTFS back in 1991-1993 when it was created, the API in WIN32 were added for them around 1995-1996, and microsoft has included utilities in resource kits since Win2k (1999) and even as STANDARD commandline functions since WinXP (2001).

      Third party utilities existed to create both right after the APIs were introduced and the mount point functions were added into NTFS in 1995-1996.

      No wonder everyone hates Windows so much, they know NOTHING about modern Windows. I suppose everyone here compares the crash stability of Win98 with Linux 2.6 as well. WindowsNT is what Windows is built on, it is not the same code base or OS as Win9X, and every geek here all place should know the competition (WinNT) at the very least.

      WinNT is not DOS based, it is not Win32, it is the core OS that sits beneath what most people here would call Windows (The Win32 APi and Win32 subsystem)

    74. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Ya I totally missed the levity...

      Some of the outright ignorance of the other posts had me in the 'you have to be kidding that purported professionals wouldn't know simple facts' mindframe.

      So I was having a bit of loss of faith in humanity, and I apologize for my zap response to your post.

      I do agree that Microsoft has done a BAD job of making many of the features in their OSes known to many users. None of their marketing EVER focuses on any of the 'features' that are remotely technical, instead they try to dumb it down, and in the cross fire, the power users at the time that really would have loved the features, never even knew to try them, let alone the average user.

      Even stuff that did 'just work' 99.9% of the world often would miss because Microsoft didn't do a very good job of telling the world or blowing their own horn, as hard to believe as that may sound.

      For example Win98, one really brilliant and cool feature that was introduced with Win98 was used by many people, but I would bet that in polling people 99% of them never realized it. Simple OS Driver level sound mixing. Win98 was the first version of Windows to be able to stream multiple sound streams from various applications and sub sample and mix them to a single sound device without developers or users having to make any changes.

      What this gave users was the ability to play music, and still mix in the regular sounds of the OS, and otehr applications without one application's sound stopping the sound output from all other applicaitons.

      And can you find this feature even mentioned anywhere in Microsoft's marketing? Nope. Even today, all the versions of Windows since have had this feature, something many *nix variant still can't even do, and do you EVER find Microsoft touting this feature anywhere? Nope.

      This is just one example, but why in the hell is Microsoft's marketing and development teams so disconnected that even if these features seem small, they are not at least mentioned or put in a long list of features like Apple does for each of its OS releases?

      Just amazes me...

    75. Re:It just won't work by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Were YOU using Windows 15 years ago? Windows 3.0 hadn't even been released yet (it will be 15 years ago next month).

      Troll uh?

      Yeah, actually I WAS using Windows 15 years ago. It was called Windows/386 and was the precursor to Windows 3.0. I also had 'distributed' beta copies of Windows 3.0 as well.

      Unlike Windows, which uses the file extension as a determinant to what type of file it is, the *nixes actually open up the file and read the first few bytes of data. That's what the "magic" file is for.

      Are you going to truly debate that this is ultimately the 'best' way to handle associated applications in a Document-centric environment?

      Do you realize the nightmares that 'non-technical' people go through when they try to even FORCE an application to open ANOTHER application's document because of a mixed of association. This is the boon of the Mac User world. Our poor Mac users are always having to find a way to break the forks, and reassociate files.

      On OSX it is even crazier, as like I said, even if you drag and drop the file into the application you want to try to force to open it, it will fail and try to launch the resource fork associcated application. Ya, that is a lot smoother and easier for the users.

      Even today, XP doesn't do what you're claiming. (boots up plain vanilla xp, opens folder with a bunch of files, clicks on "thumbnails" - nope, no previews, just icons). Guess you have to have the "BHOs" - the Browser Helper Objects - for each one installed. In other words, no MS-Word installed, no .doc preview. BTW, the BHOs have been a continuous source of securty problems.

      Well if you have the application that created the document installed, or a viewer installed that registered the thumbnail preview engine, then the file WOULD be viewable.

      How can you expect an OS to know EVERY FILE TYPE AND DISPLAY a preview for that file type, if the FILE TYPE is NEVER Registered in the OS?

      Magic? Elfs? Fairies?

      The reason *nix variants can 'preview' a Word Document is that they have added the Word file Document Structure to the OS code base before hand. This is something Microsoft doesn't even do. Talk about bloat. Why don't we all 500,000 applicaiton file types for preview to our OSes so they can preview even Wordstar 1984 files.

      This is absolutely ridiculous. And to mention that this somehow invokes a security risk? You have no idea do you?

      No they don't. To hire as many developers, and the infrastructure necessary to support them, to compete on a 1-to-1 basis with the millions of open-source coders worldwide would bankrupt them

      Not all open source coders would compare to the level of training and education the Microsoft team of developers could and potential do get. Unfortunately many Open Source coders are average joes that make code that gets by, has no clue about interoperability, UI, or ease of use.

      This is EXACTLY why I am standing on a soapbox and trying to tell all of the average joe programmers in the open source world, along with the highly trained and skilled developers in the open source world, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE Microsoft in what they HAVE done or COULD do - EVER!

      Most of the Open Source developers don't even realize that Microsoft could drop a true Linux subsystem on the NT OS, and it would be binary compatible with the architecture it was running on x86, PPC, and would also be able to have full NT intercommunication and on screen display with other subsystems like Win32 or Win64, as well as have access to the NT driver formats, making it the mosts hardware compatible version of Linux ever made, and it would be distributed and sold by Microsoft, and people that needed the punch of the NT kernel or the driver compatibility would and still wanted Linux would end up Running Microsft NT with Linux built in.

      Most people here have NO idea of the GOOD features of the NT architecture, its subsystems, and its unique client/server kernal that makes all of this a possible reality that no current *nix can even do.

      So if you want to bury your head in the sand and say, Oh everything Microsoft has done is crap or could do is crap, then you are only fooling yourself with your own ignore from pride.

    76. Re:It just won't work by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Hey, fuckhead, you are trolling, and you are BUSTED.

      Even Microsoft is saying that one of the new features in LongHorn will be previews, just like we've had on other operating systems.

      This is what you wrote:

      Have any of you people even used Windows in 15 years?

      Not only did thumbnails provide a 'miniture' page view of HTML pages, Word Documents, and almost any Document file format.

      ... and here is what Microsoft says about the new features in Longhorn, taken from details revealed by Jim Allchin, Microsoft's grpup VP for platforms: http://www.fortune.com/fortune/fastforward/0,15704 ,1052600,00.html

      Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page. If you have a really good monitor--and eyesight--you could even read the numbers in that spreadsheet.

      From what you said, it's obvious that you can't even tell the difference between an application-drawn file selector dialog box and a system utility file browser. You've a poser, not a coder. Not even a real user.

      Now, on to debunking some more of your drivel:

      Not all open source coders would compare to the level of training and education the Microsoft team of developers could and potential do get. Unfortunately many Open Source coders are average joes that make code that gets by, has no clue about interoperability, UI, or ease of use.

      Sounds more like you're talking about Microsoft. Try "Microsoft has no clue about interoperability, UI, or ease of use". I mean, come on, trying to hold up Microsoft as a paragon of interopeability is brain-dead. They aren't even interoperable with themselves. UI - well, we've had tabbed browsers, multi-page and multi-depth desktops, translucent menus, and the ability to run programs on one system and interact with them on another, even through the internet, as standard equipment. Microsoft still can't do any of this right.

      This is EXACTLY why I am standing on a soapbox and trying to tell all of the average joe programmers in the open source world, along with the highly trained and skilled developers in the open source world, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE Microsoft in what they HAVE done or COULD do - EVER!

      In the past we've over-estimated Microsofts abilities time and again. Those days are long gone, now. We know that Microsofts' corporate culture doesn't allow them to admit to mistakes, doesn't allow them to be innovative, etc.

      The only reason people use Windows or Office is because they have to - not because they want to. Most people get it pre-installed. Its not like they had much of a choice.

      So if you want to bury your head in the sand and say, Oh everything Microsoft has done is crap or could do is crap, then you are only fooling yourself with your own ignore from pride.

      So name something Microsoft did in, say, the last decade, that wasn't "situation normal - all fucked up". Windows 95, which was supposed to be a "true 32-bit multitasking OS that viruses won't be able to run on"? 98, aka the Win95 bug fix? Millenium - the OS for the new millenium, which people looked for bootleg copies of 98 so they could downgrade? XP - which has the distinction of having the most zombie PCs in the world? The various Office releases, which, when they break their files, you have to open them up in OpenOffice and resave them? Internet Exploder?

      Oh, I know - you must be referring to Clippy and Bob!

      Sheesh, get with the program. The Bitch from Redmond has to astroturf, lie, bully, and even then they can't keep up. The one thing I was worried about was that the courts would have forced Microsoft to reinvent itself by breaking it up. I was SO glad that didn't happen. It gave linux the necessary breathing space

  3. Just works.... they way they tell you it should. by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you put in a DVD, the volume will automatically adjust and the video will just start playing full screen. "You shouldn't have to spend a lot of time struggling with things," Allchin said

    How long will I have to struggle with it to figure out how to turn that off?

  4. sorta by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It mostly kinda sorta works."

    or

    "Eventually, when Longhorn ships, it may actually work."

    So yeah, don't buy anything else until then, cuz that wouldn't make sense!

    1. Re:sorta by doc_pez · · Score: 1

      The still sell Microsoft Works? What version is it up to now?

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    2. Re:sorta by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
      or

      "Eventually when Longhorn ships version 3, it may actually work, mostly; but please don't try to turn off auto-updates, because you can't anyway."

      So yeah, don't buy anything else until then, cuz that wouldn't make sense!

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    3. Re:sorta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about,

      "It just works, exactly like a macintosh. Except we can't get it quite right..."

    4. Re:sorta by andawyr · · Score: 1

      Long time ago, a consulting company did some work for a company I used to work for. Their name? TSW. Stood for 'The Software Works'.

      I always wanted to put a question mark at the end of the name.....

    5. Re:sorta by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

      You missed the simple, elegant, missing word:

      "It just barely works"

      ~D

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  5. Nothing new really by Synli · · Score: 3, Interesting

    such as auto-defragmenting in the background

    Windows XP auto-defragment as well (if enabled).

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    1. Re:Nothing new really by Bob+MacSlack · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that's not the commercial defrag program? I've never seen that option in the basic xp install.

    2. Re:Nothing new really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he said "if enabled". Everyone knows "enabling" Windows to do something useful is $29.99 per feature.

    3. Re:Nothing new really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the poster meant Scheduled Task.

    4. Re:Nothing new really by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Informative

      auto-defrags small files (20 mb) but the large files are not defraged.

      OS X defrags large files after an install and because they use the end of the drive for writing data to and such most of the info on the drive already stays where it is and maintains integrity.

      NTFS does neither of the later things... it will be nice when longhorn comes out.. I might buy it for a new computer perhaps.

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    5. Re:Nothing new really by DeKO · · Score: 1

      Windows XP auto-defragment as well (if enabled).

      Actually, even Win98 has auto-defragmentation, using a 3rd-party app. Microsoft did a good deal when they bought Diskeeper and shipped it with WinXP.

    6. Re:Nothing new really by ProfanityHead · · Score: 0

      No, it does not.

    7. Re:Nothing new really by Henk+Poley · · Score: 1

      Synli, could you give us a link or an explanation on where to enable this in stock Windows XP Gold/SP1/SP2?

      In the mean time I'd like to point to Buzzsaw, a program that actually does do on-the-fly defragmentation on any Windows NT based system.

      Together with boot time defragmentation by PageDefrag this keeps even Microsoft Windows systems defragmented.

    8. Re:Nothing new really by Synli · · Score: 1


      Synli, could you give us a link or an explanation on where to enable this in stock Windows XP Gold/SP1/SP2?

      Sure. The way I do it is as follows: Download TweakUI from microsoft.com (a tool by MS). Install it and launch it. Select the 'General' page and in the settings look for the 'Optimize harddisk when idle' option. Enable it. Restart. Voila

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    9. Re:Nothing new really by Synli · · Score: 1

      Sorry for following my own post. But when I think of it now, I believe that auto-defrag is enabled by default in Windows XP. It probably disabled it using TweakUI and then I forgot I did so. But TweakUI is definitely worth downloading (for power users). It's at http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/downloads/power toys/xppowertoys.mspx

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    10. Re:Nothing new really by Henk+Poley · · Score: 1

      That TweakUI option only enables/disables the boottime optimization process that is run every 3 days. The process will move programs used during boot into one area of the harddisk so that it can be read ahead in one sweep with minimal arm movement. ('arm' as in, the the arm that puts the read/write-head of the harddisk in place).

      They should have written it like "Optimize boot- and program startup time when idle" in TweakUI for Windows XP.

      You can start it by hand with "rundll32 advapi32.dll,ProcessIdleTasks", for example from the "Run..." Start menu item.

      *hopes someone with modpoints read this*

  6. Well I gotta say by paranode · · Score: 5, Funny
    That's definitely a step up from the Linux mantra: "RTFM noob".

    :)

    1. Re:Well I gotta say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's definitely a step up from the Linux mantra: "RTFM noob"

      This got a Funny 4 rating?! I can't imagine why, since that's exactly how I've been treated.

    2. Re:Well I gotta say by jaydonnell · · Score: 2, Funny

      "This got a Funny 4 rating?! I can't imagine why, since that's exactly how I've been treated." That IS why :)

    3. Re:Well I gotta say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      While I do see the humor in it, I would think that Linux advocates who want people to switch to it would give more friendly encouragement and help.

    4. Re:Well I gotta say by jaydonnell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. It just depends on which community you find yourself in. Ubuntu has a very friendly community at http://ubuntuforums.org/

    5. Re:Well I gotta say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know i dream of a day when they do RTFM , ah life will be sweet .

    6. Re:Well I gotta say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you.

    7. Re:Well I gotta say by FaasNat · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it's "n00b" :-D

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    8. Re:Well I gotta say by commonchaos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thats why I like Linux, seriously.

      The reason why I am able to work in the computer field that I do is because of that mentality. The hours, days, and weeks that I spent reading HOWTO's and man pages were all well spent. I didn't have to pay to learn how to configure, maintain and program a computer.

      While there are allegorical sources of knowledge for Apple and Microsoft products, I have not been able to learn new technologies from these companies as I have with Open Source.

      What I love so much about Linux is that I can dig as deep down into the system as I want and find exactly what I was looking for. With Linux, you never hear "this is a known issue, we are working on it", "this will be fixed in the next release", or "use this workaround". With Linux, you hear "RTFM n00b" because the documentation is already there.

    9. Re:Well I gotta say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would RTFM if I had the time. That's the only reason I want to win the lottery :) -- to get some free time.

    10. Re:Well I gotta say by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      If someone treats you like that its because of one of two reasons .

      1: the person is a prat
      or
      2: You havn't actualy botherd to read the manual .

      If someone asks me for advice i will tell them some good guides to help them along when they exist , show them how to use man pages and to install help files and even show them how to search google for help ,if all else fails and there is no good help I just help them to the best of my abilities.

      If someone asks me how to untar a file i will tell them to Read the manual , as its clear they havn't yet or dont know how so i will show them , I wont be unfreindly about it unless they do it all the time , then i will give them a lecture about it.

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    11. Re:Well I gotta say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misspelled n00b.

    12. Re:Well I gotta say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If someone asks me how to untar a file i will tell them to Read the manual , as its clear they havn't yet or dont know how so i will show them , I wont be unfreindly about it unless they do it all the time , then i will give them a lecture about it."

      Honestly, do you believe that after reading the tar manpage, that the command "tar -xvf" is the blatantly obvious way to untar something? The x option should be, the v, eh mebbe, but the f? In many cases even reading the manual isn't enough. You have to dissect the manual and often go through a great deal of trial and error before you get something to work. For someone just trying to get stuff done, this is not the approach they are looking for or are willin to deal with.

      BTW, here is what my manpage says about the f option:

      File. Use the tarfile argument as the name of the tar-
      file. If f is specified, /etc/default/tar is not
      searched. If f is omitted, tar will use the device
      indicated by the TAPE environment variable, if set;
      otherwise, it will use the default values defined in /etc/default/tar. If the name of the tarfile is '-',
      tar writes to the standard output or reads from the
      standard input, whichever is appropriate. tar can be
      used as the head or tail of a pipeline. tar can also
      be used to move hierarchies with the command:

      example% cd fromdir; tar cf - .
      | (cd todir; tar xfBp -)

    13. Re:Well I gotta say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps im just more adept natualy, but i fiqured it out easily enough ..

    14. Re:Well I gotta say by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Nope , this is why i said i would also show them how to install help files (html , text , etc) so they could understand how to use the command , you missed that bit .your right though ,the man pages are confusing sometimes( to a new user), but honestly i fiqured out most of the commands using them(many moons ago) , it wasn't easy but then, I lernt from the experiance .

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    15. Re:Well I gotta say by ajs · · Score: 1

      a step up from the Linux mantra: "RTFM noob"

      Well, let's have a look at those planned improvements:

      "Jim Allchin details various planned Longhorn features to meet this goal, such as auto-defragmenting in the background"

      RTFM

      "the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously"

      RTFM

      "and the new ad campaign"

      Yeah well, I'm assuming you don't care so much about that one, given that the rest of it has been part of Linux for the last... well, forever.

      You see, "RTFM" means, "it just works". What exactly do you think the Windows folks are going to tell you when you ask how to defrag Longhorn...? That's right, RTFM!

    16. Re:Well I gotta say by metamatic · · Score: 1

      http://developer.apple.com/ has technical documentation that puts most Linux efforts to shame, and of course if you find an issue in Darwin you can always look at the source and contribute a patch.

      Furthermore, there are a lot of technologies that are way easier to learn to juggle on Mac OS X--such as video, audio, vectorization, and OpenGL (the last because you don't have to dick around with endless X and driver problems; I still haven't got accelerated GL working on any of my Linux machines.)

      Cocoa is a really nice framework for getting a proper UI up and running quickly, and the fact that you can just call out to raw C without any messing about.

      Not to detract from Linux in any way, but I think you do Apple's platform an injustice by implying that you need to pay lots of money to learn to develop on it, or that there are no good sources of knowledge.

      Frankly, I wish I had a Linux development environment as good as X-code. (Please don't suggest Eclipse unless you can point me at some good documentation for SWT and JFace that doesn't come in expensive doorstop format.)

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    17. Re:Well I gotta say by fafalone · · Score: 1

      What kind of geek reads any instructions whatsoever? Real geeks sit down and figure stuff out themselves. I can program (well) in several languages; it takes only a few lines of pre-made code to extrapolate the syntax and structure of higher languages and get it to do what you want with relatively few trials. And as far as normal apps/configuration programs go, I can use any program in front of me without README, manuals, FAQs, books, courses, videos, etc. True geeks learn by "lets see what this does." Help is for the weak. :)

    18. Re:Well I gotta say by Brunellus · · Score: 1
      Not to detract from Linux in any way, but I think you do Apple's platform an injustice by implying that you need to pay lots of money to learn to develop on it, or that there are no good sources of knowledge.

      ...but I already have to pay lots of good money to use their platform, never mind learn to develop on it! The hardware is expensive. The software is neither free(beer) nor free(speech).

      Don't get me wrong--I like Apple. I just can't afford 'em. By comparison, I can certainly afford Linux: I'm writing this on a computer I got free (it used to run WinME, and ended up messed-up & unbootable) with an operating system I got free. That leaves some money left over for beer, never mind speech...

    19. Re:Well I gotta say by jay-be-em · · Score: 1

      This is the difference between pretty good programmers who can accomplish interesting tasks but not always in the best way and expert programmers who know languages inside out and how to best utilize them.

      The same carries over to sysadmins and basically everyone in IT.

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    20. Re:Well I gotta say by Brunellus · · Score: 2

      Help is for the weak. :)

      ....or for those who have other things to do than muddle about randomly....

    21. Re:Well I gotta say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of video on Mac - where is the documentation to the XvMC/DXVA equivalent?

    22. Re:Well I gotta say by techguy911 · · Score: 0

      I think RTFM is a term that should be abolished. It's used too often by overconfident and undereducated people. They rarely know much about that they're posting about, yet they talk like they're the BE ALL END ALL of the subject.
      Let's RTFM here. The Redhat article admits that there is fragmentation on EXT2 and admits that no well established utility exists for fixing this besides recreating the partition. Is that really a solution? Does it really "Just Work?" Further articles on this matter exist:
      http://pl.atyp.us/wordpress/index.php?p=241
      http://www.uwsg.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/0203 .1/0539.html

    23. Re:Well I gotta say by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Well, if your total budget's under $600, fair enough.

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    24. Re:Well I gotta say by ajs · · Score: 1
      "The Redhat article admits that there is fragmentation on EXT2 and admits that no well established utility exists for fixing this"

      Ok, time for a little tutorial, since you're clearly unaware of what fragmentation means for moderm filesystems (I really wish someone had dumped FAT into the Sun in 1990 so that we could have reasonable discussions about filesystems today).

      There are two problems with fragmentation:
      • Permanent loss of storage space -- This is simply not a problem in modern filesystems, but old filesystems like FAT or dawn-of-time Unix filesystems would run into this problem.
      • Performance hits resulting from files which exist across different areas of the disk (thus, requiring head motion).
      This latter problem is what Linux is not immune to, and the best way to demonstrate the problem is to fill your disk, free a little bit, fill the disk again, repeat.

      The problem with this way of looking at fragmentation is that in practice, you don't really care about just the one file that got written when the disk was full, and that one file fits just fine in filesystem cache. Good caching strategies mitigate most of this problem.

      The statement that there are no good defragmenters is misleading, though. When you talk about fragmentation of a modern filesystem, you're talking about fragmentation that occurs when the disk is full. Simple solution: don't fill the disk. Unix accomplishes this by allowing you to specify a percentage of space that only root can fill per filesystem. Read the documentation for mke2fs and look at the -m option. If you do this, then ext2 is effectively a self-defragmenting OS. It will allocate your files efficiently in the first place, and recover freed space strategically.

      If you still want a defragmenter, it's pretty easy to write. Just crate a RAMDISK:
      mke2fs -m 0 /dev/ram0
      mount /dev/ram0 /media/ram
      and then loop over every file in your filesystem that is over 8k in size and less than the size of your RAMDISK (and does not end in ".so", just to be safe), moving it to the RAMDISK and moving it back to the filesystem. As long as you initialized your ext2 partitions with -m 10 or more and root has not filled the filesystem, this will work just fine, and might save you a bit of overhead. Then again, it probably won't because your filesystem is almost certainly just fine already.
    25. Re:Well I gotta say by misleb · · Score: 1

      See my sig. ;-)

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  7. Pressure by CallFinalClass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, they're feeling pressure from MacOS X. Good. Very good.

    1. Re:Pressure by Procrastin8er · · Score: 0

      Somehow I find that a little hard to believe. They want you to think that, so they can create the appearance that they are not a monopoly.

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    2. Re:Pressure by timeOday · · Score: 1
      So, they're feeling pressure from MacOS X. Good. Very good.
      Perhaps, but Microsoft's biggest competitor is itself. What amazing new filesystem or word processor features will they come up with next? None? Oh, well I don't need to shell out $2M to upgrade my enterprise, do I? As of June 04 (google's last report on client OSes), XP was still having trouble wiping out 2000 and 98(!).
    3. Re:Pressure by russellh · · Score: 1

      Actually, they're describing their business model. Bad. Very bad.

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  8. Typos by dauthur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oops. I think someone had on Dvorak or something when typing "crashes".

    1. Re:Typos by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

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    2. Re:Typos by dauthur · · Score: 1

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    4. Re:Typos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might help http://fmwriters.com/Visionback/Issue%2016/dvorak2 .jpg

    5. Re:Typos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice job with the broken link, asshat.

    6. Re:Typos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot adds the space. Get rid of it. Asshat.

    7. Re:Typos by domc · · Score: 1

      It's not a link, it's a URL, asshat.

  9. Advertising by thegamerformelyknown · · Score: 3, Informative

    From what I understand, the advertising campaign Microsoft is launching (it's quite large too) has absolutly nothing to do with Longhorn. They are simply addressing XP.

  10. wtf?? by macaulay805 · · Score: 4, Funny

    the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

    Finally, a windows eq to ln -sf!

    1. Re:wtf?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, only with two decades delay.

    2. Re:wtf?? by sinfree · · Score: 0

      That actually sounds a little scary. Isn't that what shortcuts are already?

    3. Re:wtf?? by macaulay805 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what shortcuts are already?

      While shortcuts provide an easy way of launching a program (or whatever), you would still have to make multipul coppies of, for instance, data files. With ln -sf, you can have the SAME file in multipul directories. In short, you don't have to make (and keep synchronized) coppies of the same data files everywhere when one will do. Think of a worm.

    4. Re:wtf?? by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      Nitpicking, but no; it's ln -f, not ln -sf.

      A symbolic link is /not/ a file in more than one directory; it's a file (or inode entry, rather; directories included) in one directory, with pointers to it from other directories. If you delete the master copy the others point to, it no longer exists at all but the pointers remain.

      A hard link is a file in more than one directory, and is treated *exactly* as a file in all of those directories, whereas a symbolic link may nor may not be treated as the file (e.g. 'tar' can be set to dereference the symlink... or not.) They're limited to being within the same filesystem, however.

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    5. Re:wtf?? by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I thought Windows already had the ability to set Hard links & junctions.

      The Internet Explorer, Recycle Bin, "My Network places" icons are links, not shortcuts, right?

      With a shortcut, you can modify the shortcut metadata without affecting the metadata of the target. But with these dudes, you modify one set of meta data and it affects all of the icons.

    6. Re:wtf?? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Recycle bin and network places are virtual folders if I remember rightly.

      The recycler enumerates the bins from individual drives and displays the files contained in them, the network places enumerates the available network interfaces.

      Internet explorer is different, in that its just a wrapper executable to the actual libraries buried deep within windows itself.

      Windows Explorer has had shell extension hooks in place for a while now, so that virtual folders and files with extended capabilities can be created on the fly based on criteria (Control panel is one such extension). However, in my experience, full utilisation of this never really took off, with none MS programs opting to simply hook into the context menu and keeping their own software windows for the actual data.

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    7. Re:wtf?? by ari_j · · Score: 1

      First off, -f is not necessary. That's like saying that 'ls -l' is how you list files. Only give what's necessary, so as not to confuse people.

      Now, that being said, your explanation is not quite precise. A symbolic link (ln -s) is a file that is flagged as being a symbolic link (in the same way a directory is a file flagged as being a directory; for the purposes of this explanation, "file" means any entry in a directory) which points to a file system path, either relative or absolute. It is interpreted as being a pointer to the file (or, as explained in the previous parenthetic, the symbolic link or directory) named by that path.

      Your explanation falls short because it assumes mandatory existence of the target file. Symbolic links do not depend on the target file existing, although it is generally advisable that it does indeed exist. But this is why you can type 'ls', see a file named 'bob', type 'cat bob', and get 'cat: bob: No such file or directory' in response.

    8. Re:wtf?? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Following MS way, it will be probably more like ln -s. Forguet about forcing it to do anything for you. Also, make shure that you don't need that "-f" option, because undocummented errors can destroy the file system on the case that the developers have not thaught about the file be already there.

    9. Re:wtf?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows really does have the ability to create hard links, at least at the API level. As far as I know, this ability is not exposed to the user in any way. I have no problem creating hard links with Cygwin.

    10. Re:wtf?? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      WOW, you have to actually write code and compile it to create a hardlink! Craptastic!

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    11. Re:wtf?? by Anm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, it does have this ability already (although not in the places you cite). Here is a command line app to create them:

      http://www.sysinternals.com/ntw2k/source/misc.shtm l#junction

      For example, I used this to share Sims neighborhoods between user accounts so my girlfriend's characters can interact with mine. works great, but be careful with it.

      Anm

    12. Re:wtf?? by Anm · · Score: 1

      More related links:
      http://shell-shocked.org/article.php?id=284
      and the nifty GUI tool:
      Junction Link Magic

    13. Re:wtf?? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Only once, just like Unix. Yes, it's silly 'ln' doesn't come with Windows, but it's easy enough to write, and easier to find a copy someone else has already written.

      Softlinks are a different story. Windows with with its stupid shortcuts instead; just retarded.

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    14. Re:wtf?? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they are not in the filesystem. They are in the stupid windows registry, and are then only known to the Shell, but are not actually in the Filesystem.

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    15. Re:wtf?? by value_added · · Score: 1
      The Internet Explorer, Recycle Bin, "My Network places" icons are links, not shortcuts, right?

      WTF? The Recycle Bin, Network Places, etc. are not icons, links, or shortcuts. They're namespaces.

      Since you've googled for Hard links & junctions, you may want to google some more and try to learn the differences between icons, links (aka "shortcuts"), namespaces, symbolic links, hard links and reparse points.

      Cygwin offers an implementation of symbolic links which works nicely, not only within a Cygwin environment (shell + the standard unix toolset) but also in Windows generally. Windows, on the other hand, doesn't support "real" symlinks, but does have native support for hard links. Reparse points/junctions, on the other hand, are only partially supported and have limitations. Those limitations exist whether the junction was created natively (using the "Mount in this NTFS folder" approach), the ResKit linkd.exe program, or SysInternal's junction utility.

  11. Alternative slogans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    'It works, just' - any others? :D

    1. Re:Alternative slogans... by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 1

      Just work it.

    2. Re:Alternative slogans... by notherenow · · Score: 0
      how-a-bout...

      "Just work it"

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    3. Re:Alternative slogans... by saynt · · Score: 1

      It just worked. As in, 'I don't understand, it just worked a minute ago...'

    4. Re:Alternative slogans... by yotto · · Score: 1

      No one will ever see this, but I can do this without changing word order:

      It *just* works.

  12. It Just Works by grahamlee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or, It Already Works For Someone Else So We'll Pinch It:

    auto-defragmenting in the background HFS+

    ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously symlinks, Smart Folders

    the new ad campaign Microsoft is running to get people excited about Windows Maybe that does indeed Just Work. No-one ever got fired for choosing a Microsoft (although there are places where that's beginning to change).

    1. Re:It Just Works by emidln · · Score: 1

      No, but a guy at my work was laughed at. We still screw with him for suggesting that we base our new micro software on wince. Heh, that shit wouldn't even fit in our RAM, let alone the cost of licensing it. Plus, I don't even think it is certified for automotive applications.*

      *I may very well be wrong on that last regard. Too lazy to google.

    2. Re:It Just Works by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Too large for the RAM? I have about 50 embedded devices running WinCE that clock in under 300kb.

    3. Re:It Just Works by emidln · · Score: 1

      Two devices, one with 32k and the other with 64k. And that's total, with some of that being storage.

    4. Re:It Just Works by Shachaf · · Score: 1
      ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously symlinks, Smart Folders

      What about hard links?

      From the linked page:

      By default, ln makes hard links. A hard link to a file is indistinguish- able from the original directory entry; any changes to a file are effec- tively independent of the name used to reference the file. Hard links may not normally refer to directories and may not span file systems.
    5. Re:It Just Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No-one ever got fired for choosing a Microsoft (although there are places where that's beginning to change).

      I guess you missed the story about the guy Microsoft fired for checking Windows sources into VSS? He got fired for choosing a MS product...

    6. Re:It Just Works by youknowmewell · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between symlinking and shortcuts? I always thought they were the equivalents of each other.

    7. Re:It Just Works by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      Or, It Already Works For Someone Else So We'll Pinch It

      auto-defragmenting in the background HFS+

      A quick Google reveals HFS+ appeared in 1998.

      RISC OS was doing automatic defragging about 9 years before that.

      What's your point?

    8. re: It Just Works by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      Just syn. almost, approximately, barely, hardly, Just now, lately, nearly, now, presently, recently, right now

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    9. Re:It Just Works by blargosity · · Score: 1
      Once Installed, apt-get update then, apt-get dist-upgrade then, apt-get upgrade -- for good measure.

      Or for those who like GUI tools instead of the command line, they could click the "System" menu, then move down to "Administration", and then choose "Ubuntu Update Manager". Once there, they can click "Reload" and then hit "Install" to install all the available updates.

    10. Re:It Just Works by grahamlee · · Score: 1

      My point is the same one that you picked up on; that Microsoft's new features for Longhaul are as innovative as we've come to expect from them.

    11. Re:It Just Works by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      auto-defragmenting in the background HFS+

      NTFS was designed to reduce the fragmentation when every file was written.

      Additionally since Win2k, Windows has done de-fragmenting in the background. Something the other 'unnamed' OSes have just started to catch up to.

      And if anyone wants to debate HFS+ to NTFS, go for it. NTFS was natively a Journelled File system with no performance impact on system back in 1993, let alone todays modern systems.

      For Apple to keep journaling off because of performance reasons in the first releases of OSX says a lot about the difference in the development. If Microsoft could pull high performance with journaling on back in 1993, why couldn't Apple pull it off in 2001 when the hardware was 10-20 times faster?

      If anyone here knew much about Windows they would know exactly what the quote was referring to, and it is not simply background de-fragmenting.

      ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously symlinks, Smart Folders

      And you point here is? Windows NTFS was built with regard to symbolic and hard-links, and it was implemented in the Win32 API back in the 1990s and has been available to any Windows user since then.

      As for search folders, Win95 had the ability to save 'search' folders, but not many people used them. This is why Microsoft decided to create a new search folder system that was announced for their OS back in 2001, and even implemented in Office 2003 in Outlook long before Apple even considered adding it to Tiger.

      People that know so little about MS technology are the first ones to champion Apple for their 'innovations', when the people that actually know a bit about the technology like myself just shake our heads at the Apple marketing machines and watch the zealots lick up anything Apple says as the truth and give them the credit of creating everything...

      For every Apple user out there that doesn't think Microsoft 'innovates' or has influenced Apple more than they realize. I want you to do this one test on your Mac, or even any modern *nix. Open your word processor, Type "I Love Apple" Select it (highlight it), and the change its font, then change its color, then make it italic.

      Guess what, this was a Microsoft innovation from Word back in the 1980s. The whole GUI concept of SELECT AND MODIFY came from Microsoft, NOT APPLE.

      So it is quite ironic that as these people are typing stuff, highlighting and modifying whatever they type THROUGHOUT their precious OS, they are using a Microsoft Innovated Concept that has been copied into EVERY GUI based OS since the 1980s.

      So next time you select something and modify it, thank Microsoft. The next time you command click a mis-spelled word that is underlined in red, thank Microsoft, the next time you pick up text in your document and drag it to another location or another application entirely, thank Microsoft.

      And these are such fundamental ideals in the modern GUI based Oses like OSX, people forget that it all came from Redmond, and continue to use these clever features while they bash Microsoft for never Innovating...

      Geesh...

      PS, this post is directed more at the thread than your post specifically, so don't take everything I have said as being directed to your post.

    12. Re:It Just Works by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Just curious: what do you run on these? Are they assembly only, or are you using something off the shelf?

    13. Re:It Just Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I believe a shortcut is a file that points to another file. In other words, random program B has to know how to read a shortcut in order to access the file it points to.

      Symlinks, on the other hand, are a filesystem level thing. That means that program B doesn't have to know where the file is at all, it thinks the symlink is a regular file and treats it as such. The FS Driver takes care of the rest.

    14. Re:It Just Works by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      That's not really accurate. Or, at least, it's confusing.

      Hard links are the original directory entry. Every file has a entry in a directory somewhere, and that's a 'hard link', even if you don't call them that.

      ln just makes another hard link. So you literally have the file listed in two places. Neither is 'really' the file, the file is really in a random location on the disk, like all files...it just has two records pointing to it instead of one.

      And, more to the point, you can edit it either way, and it changes 'both'. (Because there's only really one.) You can move one around, and the other name is unaffected. You can delete either one, and the other one is unaffected.

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    15. Re:It Just Works by sydb · · Score: 1

      No. Symlinks in Unix are honoured by the application and are like Windows shortcuts. Hard links, on the other hand, are filesystem level.

      I can think of one case offhand where a Unix app (WebSphere) has to be configured to follow symlinks in deletion of files (in fact we had to get IBM to create the config option).

      Wikipedia has a nice page.

      In any case, windows shortcuts are horrible, horrible things.

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    16. Re:It Just Works by emidln · · Score: 1

      C, and its something called osek. I think it froms a German company, but it was chosen before I got here. We're really feeling it now though, since their code is very inefficient. Whoever picked the software didn't read our spec very closely.

    17. Re:It Just Works by emidln · · Score: 1

      s/froms/from/

      Anyway, the app itself is an automotive controller. We manage passive security features, wireless communications, and a couple other things. I can't really detail things due to NDA, but we squeeze a lot into our application code.

    18. Re:It Just Works by RuneB · · Score: 2, Informative
      No, both symbolic links and hard links are filesystem-level under Unix. A hard link is just an extra directory entry pointing to the same underlying file, and thus cannot cross a filesystem boundary, while a symbolic link is stored as a string and can contain any pathname (vaild or not.)

      For symbolic links, you are correct that an application may need to be modified when it wants to remove the underlying file instead of the symbolic link itself. With hard links, the file will be removed when there are no more directory entries pointing to the file.

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    19. Re:It Just Works by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      NTFS wasn't/isn't a journalled file system in the sense that the people who care about journalled file systems mean. It's not journaling in the sense of JFS, XFS, or ReiserFS.

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    20. Re:It Just Works by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      NTFS wasn't/isn't a journalled file system in the sense that the people who care about journalled file systems mean. It's not journaling in the sense of JFS, XFS, or ReiserFS.

      Oh really, shall you post the differences? Or links that explain how NTFS is not a journaled File System?

      I would imagine the *nix designers of NTFS would love to be here to debate you on this.

      NTFS was designed and is a full journaling files system, and has been since 1992 when it was first created in Alpha stages of the NT development process.

      Shall I quote from Inside Windows NT, Dave Cutler's own words, or post links that compare JFS,XFS and ReiserFS where they have just BEGAN to meet the functionality of NTFS.

      And NONE of these file systems DO ALL THAT NTFS does. You have several levels to load to get to the same functionaly that NTFS has out of the box.

      1) Journaled File System (Yes truly journaled, even by US that do care what real journaling is).
      2) Encryption at File and folder level.
      3) Compression at File and folder level.
      4) Meta-data abilities

      Here are just a few that eclispe what other file systems can natively do ON THEIR OWN.

      So go ahead and post your links, I am anxious to see why all of a sudden these FS that you specfically state have tried to catch up with, and are constantly compared to NTFS - even though you are telling us that NTFS isn't even a real journaled FS.

      Enlighten us since you seem to know more about NTFS than the rest of us.

    21. Re:It Just Works by Shachaf · · Score: 1
      Which is exactly was I was talking about:

      ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously symlinks, Smart Folders


      So this is the new feature in Longhorn. I was pointing out that hard links were what the original poster was meaning to say, not symlinks.
    22. Re:It Just Works by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Did some research and you are correct. My apologies. I had assumed until now that NTFS was a fork off of HPFS from when IBM and MS split, and was basing my information on what I know about HPFS. I was also basing it on my personal experience of corrupting or losing files after a crash, but I was mistaken in thinking journaling was supposed to prevent that.

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  13. files in more than one dir at once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    wow! microsoft discovered hard links! And I bet they'll market it as amazing new technology!

  14. wha~? by blew_fantom · · Score: 2, Funny

    waitaminnit... isn't this apple's mantra??? apple = microsoft??? *gasp* bill gates = steve jobs??? OMG! the sky is falling! the sky is falling!!!

    1. Re:wha~? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      waitaminnit... isn't this apple's mantra??? apple = microsoft??? *gasp* bill gates = steve jobs??? OMG! the sky is falling! the sky is falling!!!

      This is funny, but only because you don't seem to understand the history between Apple and Microsoft, as well as between Gates and Jobs. I'd recommend watching "The Pirates of Silicon Valley", it's may not be totally unbaised or accurate (what movie is?) but it will fill you in in less time than an extensive google search.

  15. It just works... by lilmouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    and if you can figure out what the h*ll it's done, then you're ahead of the game! If you can undo it, then you'll be ...a god.

    --LWM

    1. Re:It just works... by thuh+Freak · · Score: 1

      why do people feel its necessary to censor words like 'hell'? its not a fucking curse word.

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  16. I laughed, I cried... by Upaut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reading this article, it does have its moments to consider: Allchin, a wiry-built 54-year-old who has been in charge of Windows for almost a decade, is admirably blunt about his own frustrations using the current operating system. It annoys him, for example, that the adjustments necessary to move a laptop from a work to a home network aren't obvious. Longhorn, he said, will make that process easy, along with many other common tasks. If you want a Longhorn machine to automatically configure itself so you can work in a coffee shop, it will. If you put in a DVD, the volume will automatically adjust and the video will just start playing full screen. "You shouldn't have to spend a lot of time struggling with things," Allchin said, adding that the number one design goal for Longhorn has been: "It just works."

    Funny, my Powerbook G4 has been doing this for years. I guess Microsoft will be downplaying that a bit further down...

    Much has been made in the computer press recently of the surprising similarities between Longhorn and Apple's upcoming new Macintosh operating system, Tiger. (See Peter Lewis's recent column, Apple's 'Tiger' to Stalk Rivals April 29.) The bottom line is that both will make finding items in our ever-increasing digital stores of information and entertainment much easier. Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page. If you have a really good monitor--and eyesight--you could even read the numbers in that spreadsheet. You also will be able to put files simultaneously in different folders, and find the one you want with much more ease than you can today. Microsoft's research shows that the average corporate employee spends about 20% of her time on the PC simply looking for items. "We're trying to go beyond search into what we call 'visualization and organization,'" said Allchin

    Right. I got Panther to do this with a little tweaking, and from what I read, Tiger may be doing something similar. Talk about innovation...

    For all the advances that Microsoft and other computer companies have made in recent years, and despite the fact that PCs are central to many of our lives, it's still hard to use them. So it was reassuring to hear the main guy responsible for making their software predict that the situation will improve soon. I hope that he's right when he says that future systems will "just work."

    Great. Fantastic. *Applause* But I don't trust it. I've heard this before. Until I see some increased security before they attempt to make their UI as beautiful as Mac OS X, I'm not even going to bother giving them the time of day.

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    1. Re:I laughed, I cried... by emidln · · Score: 1

      ""Much has been made in the computer press recently of the surprising similarities between Longhorn and Apple's upcoming new Macintosh operating system, Tiger. (See Peter Lewis's recent column, Apple's 'Tiger' to Stalk Rivals April 29.) The bottom line is that both will make finding items in our ever-increasing digital stores of information and entertainment much easier. Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page. If you have a really good monitor--and eyesight--you could even read the numbers in that spreadsheet. You also will be able to put files simultaneously in different folders, and find the one you want with much more ease than you can today. Microsoft's research shows that the average corporate employee spends about 20% of her time on the PC simply looking for items. "We're trying to go beyond search into what we call 'visualization and organization,'" said Allchin""
      "Right. I got Panther to do this with a little tweaking, and from what I read, Tiger may be doing something similar. Talk about innovation..."
      You know, KDE has done this for a long time too. Is Apple ripping off KDE and in turn being ripped off by MS? Noooo!

    2. Re:I laughed, I cried... by ashSlash · · Score: 2, Informative

      Gnome & Nautilus support icons that preview the document they represent right out of the box; and of course hard links have been around a good few years on Unix-like OS too.

    3. Re:I laughed, I cried... by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Right. I got Panther to do this with a little tweaking, and from what I read, Tiger may be doing something similar. Talk about innovation...

      I'm just trying to imagine what happens when someone opens up a big folder full of .pdf's or something. Computer grinds to a halt and GUI becomes unresponsive while the OS tries to create icons for all the files. Its bad enough with just a single file sometimes in column mode in OS X with some multimedia files.

      Speaking of which... Wonder what they do for things like audio files and files the OS doesn't immediately recognize.

      Funny, my Powerbook G4 has been doing this for years.

      Not exactly, IIRC and you haven't changed the default settings, it will start up with the window at normal (1X) size. I'm trying to decide if MS is going to have it run "full screen" as in no menubar or anything visible. I hope they are, because the thought of thousands of Windows users having to unplug their computer because they can't figure out how to stop the movie blasting full volume with no controls visible....

      Not to mention the poor schmuck who slips in a porn DVD thinking he'll watch it later when nobody's around...

    4. Re:I laughed, I cried... by wyldeone · · Score: 1

      Right. I got Panther to do this with a little tweaking, and from what I read, Tiger may be doing something similar. Talk about innovation...

      Not only that, but Konqueror (and I believe also Nautilous, though It's been awhile since I've used it) has been doing this for years. At least Microsoft isn't varying from tradition: "Never innovate, just steal our competitions innovations and claim them as our own."

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    5. Re:I laughed, I cried... by Procrastin8er · · Score: 0

      Oh the Apple ass kissing has to stop, or I am gonna puke.

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    6. Re:I laughed, I cried... by Dragonfly · · Score: 1

      Not exactly, IIRC and you haven't changed the default settings

      I think the OP was talking about the Location Manager, which makes it possible to define profiles for multiple network locations (including TCP/IP configuration, sharing settings, which network interfaces are active, etc.) and switch between them from the Apple menu (or the Control Strip in OS 9). IIRC it's been around since the Mac OS 8 days.

    7. Re:I laughed, I cried... by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1
      Much has been made in the computer press recently of the surprising similarities between Longhorn and Apple's upcoming new Macintosh operating system, Tiger. (See Peter Lewis's recent column, Apple's 'Tiger' to Stalk Rivals April 29.) The bottom line is that both will make finding items in our ever-increasing digital stores of information and entertainment much easier. Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page. If you have a really good monitor--and eyesight--you could even read the numbers in that spreadsheet. You also will be able to put files simultaneously in different folders, and find the one you want with much more ease than you can today. Microsoft's research shows that the average corporate employee spends about 20% of her time on the PC simply looking for items. "We're trying to go beyond search into what we call 'visualization and organization,'" said Allchin

      Right. I got Panther to do this with a little tweaking, and from what I read, Tiger may be doing something similar. Talk about innovation...

      Not to mention that OS/2 has had this feature since at least the Warp 4.0 days... (as in roughly 10 years ago). However, it may or may not have been an Object Desktop feature, to be honest, I can't remember.

  17. It Just Barely Works. by Spankophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or maybe:

    I Just Works.
    Barely.

    1. Re:It Just Barely Works. by PaxTech · · Score: 4, Funny
      The motto should be : "It Just Wroks." Then a few years later they can issue a patch.

      Welcome to Microsoft, where nothing can possiblaye go wrong.

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    2. Re:It Just Barely Works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I Just Works.
      Barely.

      Clearly you must have written this comment using a Microsoft OS.
    3. Re:It Just Barely Works. by killjoe · · Score: 1

      My experience is that anything MS makes works about 80%. As soon as you wonder off the beaten path and try to implement some feature you read about you find out that it's virtually impossible in your environment or requires so much work that it's not worth it.

      The other 80 works pretty well, you have to give them that but the 20% will drive you up the wall and make you want to choke MS programmers.

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    4. Re:It Just Barely Works. by Brunellus · · Score: 1

      heck, I just works, too! I wish I just works less hours, though.

    5. Re:It Just Barely Works. by twd · · Score: 1

      From Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary:

      just (adverb)
      1 a : EXACTLY, PRECISELY (just right) b : very recently (the bell just rang)
      2 a : by a very small margin : BARELY (just too late)

      1a is what Microsoft hopes people will think this means. 2a is what it really means.

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    6. Re:It Just Barely Works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking

      It Just Works.

    7. Re:It Just Barely Works. by nothingHappens · · Score: 1

      It just about works.

    8. Re:It Just Barely Works. by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

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    9. Re:It Just Barely Works. by fermion · · Score: 1
      I don't know if any of you are familiar with the interesting language contructs of today's youth. I find it interesting because english is a very versatile language, and has only been somewhat static since the printing press. See the differences between for intance, Beowolf, The canterbury tales, and Harry Potter.

      In any case, one of my favorite is the new use of 'barely'. For instance, 'I barely got to work' which means not that one had a hard time getting to work, but that one in fact just arrived.

      So, in this context the above is perfect. MS just now got windows to Work. If Longhorn in fact works, I will certainly agree.

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    10. Re:It Just Barely Works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear.

      I had the same thought

  18. It Just Reboots by millermj · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...or if you prefer, it just crashes.

    I've got too much experience with Windows to consider it for an enterprise environment.

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    1. Re:It Just Reboots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative? Mods on Crack.

    2. Re:It Just Reboots by alecks · · Score: 1

      this got a +4 Informative??? Seriously.... I guess all major corps use windows because dell ships it preloaded, eh?

    3. Re:It Just Reboots by geekee · · Score: 1

      "I've got too much experience with Windows to consider it for an enterprise environment."

      Apparently you should have said, "I don't have enough experience with Windows to consider it for an enterprise environment"

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    4. Re:It Just Reboots by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      ...or if you prefer, it just crashes.

      I've got too much experience with Windows to consider it for an enterprise environment.


      I wonder how long it will take Windows to shake this ugly stigma. Really, Windows 2000 and Windows XP are quite stable. Perhaps not quite *nix levels of stable, but by no means the crash-prone, BSOD regurgitating monsters that people still talk about.

      Of course, that just makes them competetive, not better. :)

    5. Re:It Just Reboots by millermj · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's better than it was for sure, but I still get blue screens in Win XP on my notebook for no particular reason, and my desktop reboots in the middle of loading an app every now and then.

      Linux is still much more stable.

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  19. In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it just works the way Microsoft wants it to...

  20. time to update my list by FidelCatsro · · Score: 5, Funny

    So far we have
    Free as in costs money
    Advantage as in same later
    and open as in closed

    We have a new entry
    It just works as in windows.
    Quite inkeeping with the rest of the publicity statments i belive

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    1. Re:time to update my list by ettlz · · Score: 1
      War is peace,
      Freedom is slavery,
      Ignorance is strength.
  21. or... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It just works as designed." (you poor bastard)

    1. Re:or... by cnock · · Score: 1

      or my personal favorite: "Its working as coded."

    2. Re:or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT JUST WORKS AS CODED...

  22. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No kidding. I hate automatic stuff. Don't move my frickin' icons, I put them there for a reason. Don't hide those menu commands, I like to know what my options are. Don't hide the programs that are running...

  23. Rephrasing by biryokumaru · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page.

    konqueror has done this for a while... I'm not terribly versed in GUI file managers for X, but I'd presume that other programs do it as well... I guess their new mantra is just a reincarnation of their old mantra "Steal other people's ideas and then charge for it!"

    Rather than running just on computers that process 32 bits of data at a time, the new version will run on chips that process 64 bits.

    To rephrase: "Windows will finally catch up to the rest of the world and be compatible with emerging technology, a practice that Microsoft is loathe to indulge in (see Internet Explorer)."

    "If it's got arithmetic logic on it, then I think our software should be targeting it"

    Another rephrasing: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile." - Jim Allchin, addressing my TI-86.

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    1. Re:Rephrasing by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      Rather than running just on computers that process 32 bits of data at a time, the new version will run on chips that process 64 bits.

      a more appropriate rephrasing:

      "We know there is no benefit to the home user but we want to sound better"

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    2. Re:Rephrasing by TCM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page.

      Is it just me or does anyone else see a whole new can of worms (heh) open up here? So by default all files are processed by some code even if you just want to see what files are there? Great.

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    3. Re:Rephrasing by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      konqueror has done this for a while... I'm not terribly versed in GUI file managers for X, but I'd presume that other programs do it as well...

      Actually you could do this in Windows 95 IIRC, it was a registry setting. It wasn't turned on by default because of performance concerns, and in any case it couldn't possibly recognize all file formats (just as Konq and Nautilus can't, either).

      I tend to turn it off on Linux because it's a resource hog. Great for screenshot collections, but useless for real work. OS X does it a bit better, IMO, but it will only recognize some documents as well (I assume you're bitching about things other than images, here?).

      We are the Borg

      Hahaha, you are too funny.

    4. Re:Rephrasing by As+Seen+On+TV · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the system simply renders a thumbnail image and saves it as metadata, updating it when the file is modified. I'm sure no actual code from the file is ever executed, or even buffered.

    5. Re:Rephrasing by TCM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And how is this "rendering" done? Without code? So what if I make a user download some malicious file for which there is no thumbnail in the metadata?

      This dumbing down gets annoying. "Oh, we will make the user's experience so much better by assuming what he wants and doing tons of stuff in the background." If I download a file from who knows where, I surely don't want any code processing its contents without my knowledge.

      Look what they did with SP2's IE. AFAIK there is a "feature" that tags downloaded files as "untrusted" or simliar. So if you download an .exe and try to execute it, you get a warning. This approach is totally backwards and screams of ugly design. I don't expect anything from them to be different.

      "It just works" doesn't make me comfortable. It rings alarm bells.

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    6. Re:Rephrasing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the system simply renders a thumbnail image and saves it as metadata, updating it when the file is modified. I'm sure no actual code from the file is ever executed, or even buffered.

      So...it renders a thumbnail without looking at the file? Wow, I can't wait for longhorn now!

      Ok, I'm being pedantic, and certainly it should store the thumbnail as meta data, however, this isn't the way MS previews have worked in the past. I still remember fighting with deleting a movie file because it claimed it was in use (by the embedded media player playing it in the Explorer window...as I was trying to select it to delete it).

    7. Re:Rephrasing by Col.+Blackwolf · · Score: 1

      Dear god, tell me about it. That little feature drove me to turn off the "Enable Web Content in Folders" option. First I have to wait 5 seconds for the damn thing to load the 300mb vid file, then it won't F***ing let me deleted. BAH! Features be damned.

    8. Re:Rephrasing by TCM · · Score: 4, Informative

      Is it even theoretically possible to embed computer code in a JPEG file and execute it through the viewer? No, this is not even theoretically possible.

      I must have dreamed then when this came up.

      Thanks for clearing that up Mr. Troll Coward, Sir.

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    9. Re:Rephrasing by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      Is it even theoretically possible to embed computer code in a JPEG file and execute it through the viewer? No, this is not even theoretically possible. There is no way that could ever happen unless somebody went out of his way to specifically write a viewer that would load the image data into memory and then issue a jump instruction. Never gonna happen.

      Two problems: 1). Too late, already happened with the jpg exploit.
      2). How do you create the JPG unless you figure out what the page looks like, which means running the formatting rules to create the JPG, which it will need to do when you first get to the folder. Unless you expect every application to change and add a thumbnail to its metadata.

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    10. Re:Rephrasing by legirons · · Score: 1

      Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page.
      Is it just me or does anyone else see a whole new can of worms (heh) open up here?


      No, actually we see Konqueror, and wonder why they're trying to copy this feature which wasn't particularly useful 5 years ago in KDE.

    11. Re:Rephrasing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to bring up more comparison to Mac OS.

      Mac OS (X) files could have specific icons associated with the file that were stored in the resource fork. Thus, Finder can display what the files look like without going through the data itself. This is mainly useful for image files due to the small size (32x32 Mac OS, 128x128 Mac OS X). You won't get enough distinction for a text file. It must be supported by the application responsible for the file (like Photoshop, IE:Mac), so Finder won't automatically assign icons (you can paste an icon manually, even for icons that are not representative to the file). IMHO, it is silly to extend this to just about any file. Some files are better represented by the icons that display either the type or the creator of the files. Typical Microsoft, they just go overboard with any idea.

      As how the icon is created, I imagine Microsoft has a rule like:
      When saving a file called foo.ext,
      1. Print the first page of foo.ext to PostScript
      2. Convert PostScript to bitmapped image, save as JPEG
      3. Assign the image as an icon to foo.ext
      4. Save foo.ext to hard disk
      That way, the icon stays updated and only need to be created as the file is saved, relieving Windows Explorer from wasting time previewing data.

  24. It Just Works ... by phoric · · Score: 1

    ... except when it doesn't. Or, 'it just works' when we come out with service pack 38 in a couple years.

  25. Is it April 1st again? by sinfree · · Score: 1, Funny

    First we hear that the Opera CEO is going to swim the ocean... and now that Microsoft will "just work." What's next?

    1. Re:Is it April 1st again? by ettlz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      SCO want a hearing with Judge Judy.

  26. It Just (Barely) Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, there's more than one interpretation.

  27. Too much to hope for by whackco · · Score: 1

    But I was really hoping that Longhorn would be the real revolution to how the graphic interaction is played out between the user and computer.

    I was really hoping for a 3D desktop environment and draw option built into longhorn. I know there are 3rd party tools, but to build it right into the foundation for speed etc would be cool.

    I'm just tired of staring at a 1D LCD environment... I was submersive damn it! and a flying car...

    1. Re:Too much to hope for by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      first off, an lcd is 2 dimensional.

      second, Enlightenment started the OGL driven desktop and OS X made it usable. Longhorn will take it perhaps a step further than tiger, but as of right now I do not see that, I see Tiger having a full 3d accelerated and gfx card composited GUI. MS defiantly has some different flash with it (turning windows to the side is cool and all, but needed? but OS X and E are where the revolution happened. MS is playing catch up.

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    2. Re:Too much to hope for by whackco · · Score: 1

      I was actually hoping for something closer to a very refined version of SphereXP desktop.

      But VERY refined....

    3. Re:Too much to hope for by thegameiam · · Score: 2, Funny

      You have a 1D LCD? is it tall or wide? ;)

      -David

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    4. Re:Too much to hope for by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      I'm just tired of staring at a 1D LCD environment...

      The image you're staring at is 2D. I've played with 3D interfaces, and they're not terribly useful, especially since we're all using input devices that track in two dimensions only.

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    5. Re:Too much to hope for by geekoid · · Score: 0

      It would be a point.

      Now if the poster had said 2D LCD, you would have a point. Infinite points, actually.

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    6. Re:Too much to hope for by Makoss · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure 1D would be a line, with zero thickness. . .

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    7. Re:Too much to hope for by thegameiam · · Score: 2, Informative

      Zero dimensions = a point
      One dimension = a line
      Two dimensions = a plane

      See also Flatland by Edwin Albott

      -David

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    8. Re:Too much to hope for by lgw · · Score: 1

      There aren't any good 3D interfaces *yet*, but it's early days. Longhorn will move windowing into the GDI, which will allow for things like "dragging windows while displaying their contents" to finally be hardware accelerated, and window layering can also be accelerated by hardware 3D engines.

      Once the infrasturcture is in place, MS has only to wait for Mac or one of the Linux destops to invent some 3D interface that actually works, and it will be asmall effort to copy it in a patch. Or heck, there was a time when Norton Desktop was the best thing around, some 3rd party could write the next cool desktop for Windows, even!

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    9. Re:Too much to hope for by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      What would be the point of that? You couldn't even see it!

      Or is this like the emperor's new clothes?

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    10. Re:Too much to hope for by Makoss · · Score: 1

      Pretty pointless if you ask me. I was just clarifying issues of dimensionality :-)

      0D: point with non-zero length in 0 directions
      1D: line with non-zero length in only 1 direction
      2D: etc. . .

      Though in most discussion it is easier and makes an equivelent amount of sense to descripe an object of dimension 1xn where n >> 1 as 1D.

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    11. Re:Too much to hope for by whackco · · Score: 1

      Yeah Yeah Yeah

      It was an honest mistake saying 1D and not 2D :-P hahah

    12. Re:Too much to hope for by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      The display itself wouldn't have to be one dimensional (a progress bar is 1D, for example). Still not terribly useful.

  28. That's a dangerous mantra to spout by yorgasor · · Score: 1

    I can just see this blowing up in their face, just like Unbreakable Oracle. It should be fun to watch.

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    1. Re:That's a dangerous mantra to spout by CrackedButter · · Score: 1


      Yes it is fun, its like watching the bit in Fight Club where Jack realises he is Tyler Durden. Tyler does everything Jack wants to do and more but won't handle the responsibilty himself until the end. Apple is Tyler Durden and Jack is Microsoft.
      So when Microsoft realise they are Apple its because they have no identity and simply do what they really hope to do in their R n' D powerhouse, erm excuse me, I mean Apple!
      My metaphors suck but what the hell!

  29. "new features" by shadowzero313 · · Score: 0

    You can see the contents of a file without opening it! I can right now, thanks to switching from windows to archlinux. Plus it was free, as opposed to the "free" upgrade to longhorn if I was still running windows.

    1. Re:"new features" by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      arch rocks =]

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    2. Re:"new features" by shadowzero313 · · Score: 0

      yeah, I'm happy with it so far. got my wireless card working, got openGL working, got sound mostly working, got my server set back up, and I'm nearly capable of playing starcraft again.

  30. Now I've seen it all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "It just sucks" would probably be more accurate.


    Still, Kudos to the Microsoft Marketing team - it seems you CAN polish a turd!!! LOL ROFL etc


    I'm getting a "long horn" for longhorn already!

    1. Re:Now I've seen it all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You haters just can't stand the fact that your precious Linux can never compete with the true hackers at Microsoft.


      Fact is, people still use Windows (and pay for it) even though Linux is free. Hell, if you can't even give it away surely its time to give up and go home.

  31. Software patents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

    Now, if Google were evil, they'd have patented the 'labels' feature of Gmail, and would sue Microsoft for copying that feature here.

    More likely, although Google came out with it first, Microsoft will probably get a silly patent for this instead, in spite of the prior art of ln, Gmail labels, etc. ...

  32. The actual motto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It Just Sucks.

  33. File in more than one folder at once? by pmbuko · · Score: 4, Funny

    >ln /foo/bar/say_it_aint_so ~/say_it_aint_so

    1. Re:File in more than one folder at once? by yagu · · Score: 3, Informative
      or, if in different file system (happens a lot)......

      $ ln -s /foo/bar/say_it_aint_so ~/say_it_aint_so

    2. Re:File in more than one folder at once? by DrCode · · Score: 1

      The not-so-funny thing, though, is that when Windows finally gets this ability, numerous computer "experts" will tout it as a wonderful new feature.

  34. "It just works" on other OSes already by imnoteddy · · Score: 1
    Jim Allchin details various planned Longhorn features to meet this goal, such as auto-defragmenting in the background

    Like OS X already does.

    the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

    Like the symbolic links every flavor of UNIX has had for about 30 years.

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    1. Re:"It just works" on other OSes already by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

      Like the symbolic links every flavor of UNIX has had for about 30 years.

      Shhh! They're innovating and you're spoling their concentration. :-P
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  35. an astute comment from reader of TFA by yagu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For those who don't read beyond the end of TFA... a great quote (with attribution): First, from TFA a quote from Allchin re the current state of affairs in XP vs. what Longhorn "will" deliver: Allchin: Microsoft's research shows that the average corporate employee spends about 20% of her time on the PC simply looking for items. Then, the comment from a reader: Rod Shuffler 04/22 10:55 An interesting article. Does that 20% non-productivity figure that Allchin quotes get factored into TCO arguments?

    1. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by bpbond · · Score: 1

      Can this possibly be true? Corporate employees spend twelve minutes of every hour just looking for shit?!? Wow. At that point, use paper and a filing cabinet--it'll improve your productivity.

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    2. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by yagu · · Score: 1
      Yeah, pretty amazing, huh? And this coming as a quote from Jim Allchin of Microsoft quoting a Microsoft study! This is pretty scary stuff considering their past claims of how the world of computers would improve productivity and everything else..... I agree, for many paper and a filing cabinet is probably easier and more efficient.

      Speaking of past promises still to be delivered.... does ANYONE remember Mr. Gates in a 1999 keynote speech saying (paraphrased... sorry, don't have 20% of my time available to search for the exact quote).... "In a year (or two) people will be interacting and working with their computers by talking to them".... Hmmmmmmmmm.

    3. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by somethinghollow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then I guess the average corporate employee is either dim-witted, computer illiterate, or a poor organizer.

      Dim-witted: I just don't remember where I put that file. I guess I'll have to look in every folder for it.

      Computer Illiterate: When I click File>Save I just click OK when the dialog pops up. I don't bother renaming it or putting it somewhere that is accessible. Now it's really hard to determine where I save that Really Important Document, and if it is Untitled-1.doc or Untitled-72.doc.

      Poor Organizer: I just save everything into My Documents. I know where to go to find it, but I have 3,000 files in there to scroll through just to find the one I want.

      If corporations would train users how to use and organize their files, this database-filesystem shit would only be a nice extra feature, not a must-have killer app.

    4. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The reason people spend time looking for things in the Windows environment is that people got used to scattering their files absolutely anywhere in the directory tree. What does C:\ directory look like on most novice user's machines? A mess. Where is the default file save location for all-too-many programs? C:\Program Files\Application Name... or in a program directory off of C:\. Where are the user's e-mail boxes or address book? Why C:\Program Files\Netscape .... several deeper or C:\Program Files\...Outlook\.... or buried somewhere else where they are unlikely to be backed-up or ported to a new machine. One of the most common complaints when people get a new machine is, "Where is my old e-mail?" Any competent admin knows the hiding places and backs up, but most novices don't.

      Windows and Windows applications have not encouraged people to put their documents in one place, and the "innovation" of a "My Documents" folder, which most people can't find either in the directory tree, is infrequently used.

      In UNIX, by contrast, you start and are largely confined to your "home directory" unless you are a priviledged user. Losing things is therefore harder, and applications have no choice but to put user-created files there. Back up that directory, and you have preserved virtually anything that a user cares about.

      In typical Windows/MS fashion, the solution is not to solve the underlying problem (that the default priviledges and directory structure in Windows is stupid), but, of course, to pile on another layer of applications to index the mess. This is treating the symptom instead of curing the disease.

      Three words come to mind as a painful, prior example of such efforts: "Microsoft Find Fast" -- installed by default in earlier Office versions. I still remember explaining to people that their machine crawled to a halt or crashed every 2 hours because it was a "feature" of Office to "help" them find their files.

      One hopes that the implementation of similar tools on Longhorn or OS X do better, and not just because there is more hardware to throw at the problem.

    5. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by learn+fast · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's research shows that the average corporate employee spends about 20% of her time on the PC simply looking for items.

      Proof positive that those goddamnned menu item hiding chevrons in every MS app are a drain on our economy.

    6. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by yagu · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Dim-witted: I just don't remember where I put that file. I guess I'll have to look in every folder for it.

      Not every file being looked for was created by the person looking for it. I've found myself frustrated by this many times, and have been left with no option BUT to search every folder.

      ...Computer Illiterate: When I click File>Save I just click OK when the dialog pops up. ...

      I do this.... I've gotten so used to having applications configured myself sometimes I use an application that I either forgot to configure, or one that doesn't have an option to configure (so I have to navigate each time to a "standard" place -- don't laugh, lots of these apps still exist, and you don't always get alternative choices...).

      ...Poor Organizer: I just save everything into My Documents.

      If this were a crime, 90 percent of the population would be brought up on charges. It's hard enough to organize stuff you understand with technology you understand.... But try organizing when you're using tools you barely understand with tools noone understands that create files in "standard" places noone knows about!

      If corporations would train users how to use and organize their files....

      Training?!? What's that?

      Seriously, if there weren't a need for retrieval tools, they wouldn't be getting created. On the other hand what I find most fascinating about the original article was Allchin's concession at all about the non-productivity. That "admitted" non-productivity in my opinion is largely contributed to and exacerbated by the amazingly bad paradigm put together by Microsoft for directory structure, organization, and permissions.... "Documents and Settings"????? What the heck it that???? (The one time I'd wished for Microsoft to copy unix with a fairly standard notion of something like "/home/login", but, noooooooo.)

    7. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if it is, it wouldn't help the case for Linux. Linux's file system hierarchy isn't exactly an open book (the /usr/X11R6 directory is a particularly bad example). This is even for a moderately experienced user.

      I don't think there is any benefit from the distinction between top level directories, those in /usr and /usr/local. That doesn't mean that I want everything thrown in one directory though. Executables should be organized into subdirectories based on function. This might not even increase the length of your PATH if you can fix all of the packages that don't put their binaries in the standard locations. Libraries, configuration files, graphics files and sound files should each be put in separate directories which are internally organized by the functions of their associated packages and each of these subdirectories should be organized by package.

      This would take a lot of work, but I don't think it's too far beyond the work that goes into making sure that all of a distribution's packages play nicely together.

      If a distro maker really wanted to impress me they would modify all programs to use a single configuration file format and provide a truly universal configuration editor that provides documentation for each entry in each config file and that can coexist with manual tweaking of files. I know lots of people don't like XML, but I think it would be the ideal format for the job since it can take on the complexity needed for programs that require more sophisticated configuration and it's structure means that the configuration tool is less likely to get confused when a user moves things around.

      There is no reason for the open source movement to cling to traditions that have outlived their design goals.

    8. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's research shows that the average corporate employee spends about 20% of her time on the PC simply looking for items.

      And the other 420% is spent reinstalling when something goes wrong.

      Hmmmm.... lemme change that mantra.

      "It just used to work".

    9. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by Morinaga · · Score: 1
      search untitled*

      Easy. Or, if they are completely clueless search *.doc

      The 20% of time searching for "items" is too general to conclude that users are being non-productive. Microsoft is trying to sell a product. Just like the Oxyclean guy on TV that demonstrates a shirt with a grass stain that appears to have been affixed to the bottom of a lawnmower. "You have a need people and this need is so significant that we are shocked your need hasn't been filled. To that end our product has this fantastic ability to fill your overhyped need."

      The marketing research doesn't specify that users spend 20% of their time looking for files. They say items. Is an "item" as simple as a user searching for a formula in a spreadsheet? Is it looking for a paragraph in a Word document? Evaluating data, using computer data, saving it, opening new data etc... all requires looking for "items". Like any company that conducts marketing research they are are going to find evidence that supports the sale of their product.

      With that said, none of my users are spending near 20% of their time looking for files. Not the greenest of my green computer users does this.

    10. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft's research shows that the average corporate employee spends about 20% of her time on the PC simply looking for items.

      That's why women ask for directions and men don't. Women can't even find files on their HDs!

      [Ba-Boom-Ching!]

    11. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      And of course the fact that all your software saves in different default directories and sometimes even refuses to remember the directory you last saved in during the same session[1] makes no difference. The fact that the file selector only shows the last part of the pathname doesn't matter either, not even if the same exact directory structure exists in C:\Documents and Settings\Username or in your network logon share. Noooo, it's all the user's fault.

      Sometimes I get so sick and tired of you Microsoft fanboys.

      Mart

      [1] Microsoft Powerpoint XP on Windows XP Pro SP1, for example.

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    12. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      Abso-fucking-lutely correct. These are the same people that think iTunes is incredible, because, Lord knows how mind-numbingly difficult it is to follow a simple friggin' naming-convention.

      /Artist/Album/Track No. - Song Title.mp3, for example.

    13. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I guess the average corporate employee is either dim-witted, computer illiterate, or a poor organizer.

      Man, I wish I worked where you are. 'round here it's not "or", it's "and" ;-)

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    14. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by eraserewind · · Score: 1
      Poor Organizer: I just save everything into My Documents.
      The fools. Everyone knows you should put all your files on the desktop instead!
    15. Re:an astute comment from reader of TFA by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      I hope you don't mean me. I'm on the Apple Fan Boy List. I loathe Microsoft. I gave up on Windows for personal use the second I got out of college a year and a half ago and didn't have to have use it for projects. I'll be giving up on Windows at work as soon as I can convince my Mac using boss to get me a Mac as well.

      That said, I never mentioned Microsoft. I was operating system agnostic in my complaint. Apple is releasing Spotlight, which is a database-filesystem like app. I think it would be just another nice extra feature, too, if users would organize their "virtual space" in the same way they organized their actual space. After all, you can't blame the file cabinet for a user's bad organization.

  36. New feature? by minotaurcomputing · · Score: 5, Funny

    "the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously"

    Is it just me.. or do all OSes do this? I have thousands of files, all in different places, all at the same time... right now.

    -m

    1. Re:New feature? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      I know of an OS that does not have the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously, but then again it's PC-DOS 1.0.

    2. Re:New feature? by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      "the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously" Is it just me.. or do all OSes do this? I have thousands of files, all in different places, all at the same time... right now.

      No, MSDOS 1.0 and CP/M didn't support multiple folders. Perhaps they finally convinced Marketing to upgrade from CP/M to a Microsoft operating system?

    3. Re:New feature? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      oh come on, we can hand edit those fat tables to do multiple hard links to the same file from different directories

    4. Re:New feature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no... many operating systems and file systems don't even have folders!!!!

      they have directories

    5. Re:New feature? by weiyuent · · Score: 1

      Is it possible that he's describing what we call hard file links?

    6. Re:New feature? by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I don't know for sure, but they were originally planning for longhorn to use a database instead of a file system. I heard they dropped this, but it would make a completely different environment than links. The file would actually BE in both places at once because directories become tags.

      Not only that, but you get the advantage that your tags no longer HAVE to be tree based, you can make them like your gMail tags--just create them on the fly and apply them to whatever files you like.

      At first I thought it was a really stupid idea, but it actually fixes a BUNCH of issues I have with filesystems these days.

  37. i can see .. by demon411 · · Score: 1

    i can see all the spoofs with "it just doesn't work" with pcitures of bsod. My guess is we'll see SP12 with longhorn with all the fixes they'll need to put in it.

  38. What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So they realized the just couldn't pull off the security thing, and have decided to move in another direction?

    1. Re:What about... by Golias · · Score: 1

      Zing!

      That was the most adroit comment of the entire thread.

      Thank you, AC, for reminding me why I still read Slashdot with a zero threshold. (Although I suspect your comment will be up to "5: Insightful" by the time I'm done typing this reply.)

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    2. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they ARE pulling off the "security thing". What nonsense will people complain about when Windows is as secure as Debian stable?

      I use exclusively free software on my computer (not even proprietary codecs), but it's not a question of quality. All the mudslinging (from both sides) is just stupid.

  39. Defragmenting "just works"? by base_chakra · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jim Allchin details various planned Longhorn features to meet this goal, such as auto-defragmenting in the background

    Here's something that works: implementing a file system that doesn't require constant defragmentation.

    1. Re:Defragmenting "just works"? by imroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny you should mention ReiserFS. Version 3 implemented efficient block allocation, much like E2fs and others have. It didn't need to be defragmented, either manually or automatically. As long as the filesystem didn't get too full then it worked fairly well. But the new Reiser4 however uses a periodic "repacker", which sounds very much like auto-defragmentation.

      From the long document of the Namesys website:

      Another way of escaping from the balancing time vs. space efficiency tradeoff is to use a repacker. 80% of files on the disk remain unchanged for long periods of time. It is efficient to pack them perfectly, by using a repacker that runs much less often than every write to disk. This repacker goes through the entire tree ordering, from left to right and then from right to left, alternating each time it runs. When it goes from left to right in the tree ordering, it shoves everything as far to the left as it will go, and when it goes from right to left it shoves everything as far to the right as it will go. (Left means small in key or in block number:-) ). In the absence of FS activity the effect of this over time is to sort by tree order (defragment), and to pack with perfect efficiency.

      Reiser4.1 will modify the repacker to insert controlled "air holes", as it is well known that insertion efficiency is harmed by overly tight packing.

      I hypothesize that it is more efficient to periodically run a repacker that systematically repacks using large IOs than to perform lots of 1 block reads of neighboring nodes of the modification points so as to preserve a balancing invariant in the face of poorly localized modifications to the tree.

      Emphasis mine.
      I wonder how much effort is expended allocating blocks in Reiser4. From the document it would be safe to assume the attitude is something like "put it to disk as fast as possible, leave the repacker to optimise things". If a file is only short-lived (temporary) then it's not really worth optimising its allocation and placement.

  40. spyware by Electric+Eye · · Score: 4, Funny

    *raises hand*

    Gates: "Yes. You there with your hand up."

    Me: "Mr. Ballmer? Mr. Gates? What about spyware and virii on the Longhorn platform?"

    Bill: "As our slogan says, 'It just works!'"

    Me: "Oh."

    1. Re:spyware by peragrin · · Score: 1

      The question I have to ask is. Other than slowing a system down because of increase use of resources, has anyone ever seen a spyware app crash?

      MS Office, yep
      IE, yep
      Open Office, a couple of times
      Gator? Not me.

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    2. Re:spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A while back, the upper cupholder on my computer quit working (wouldn't open), so I was relegated to using the lower cupholder for my coffee. Well doggone it, I browsed to some website and the lower cupholder closed while the upper cupholder opened. Browsing to that website seemed to fix the upper cupholder, but my coffee spilled all over the place. That website warned me that I might have a virus, so I clicked the "Ok" and allowed it to install software. Now, whenever I browse to other websites, it pops up and gives me helpful suggestions.

    3. Re:spyware by As+Seen+On+TV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Want to be taken seriously? Stop making up words to try to sound cool. The plural of "virus" is "viruses."

    4. Re:spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big deal. I actually thought it was a word, too. Most peopel do. You bitches are just jealous of his five and his post was actually kinda funny.

    5. Re:spyware by As+Seen+On+TV · · Score: 1

      "Peopel" is also not a word.

    6. Re:spyware by alexhs · · Score: 1
      "Peopel" is also not a word.

      But it's an acronym : PEOPEL

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    7. Re:spyware by TheWama · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey, while you're right, there's no need to be an ass about it.

      Some people genuinely believe that the plural of virus is viri. While they're wrong, at least it's a mistake with a decent basis. It turns out that a bunch of words in English are derived from Latin words, and plenty of these words do follow the convention of -us postfix for singular and -i for plural.

      Seesh, I myself made that mistake for a while, after years of having these endings tables drilled into my head.

    8. Re:spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the convention of -us for singular and -i for plural

      See, that's what I hate about Latin - everything is backwards. That should be the other way around.

      After all, if Us (alone) were to walk up to you, it wouldn't me correct to say "Come with I" unless Us suffered from MPD, right?

      And if Us was part of a group, it wouldn't be correct to say "come with Us", right?

    9. Re:spyware by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

      I've seen spyware make other apps crash. Browser Helper Objects (a misnomer if I ever heard one), especially badly written ones, have a nasty habit of making IE even less stable than it normally is.

    10. Re:spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us also know and don't care that it's not correct, as it has an inherent amusement value.

      For example "walrii" and "wumpii".

  41. Misclassified article... by gmuslera · · Score: 1
    .. with that title, i would tried to post it under "Is funny, laugh" category.... or correct a bit that mantra, addint to "It just works... " things like "for ten minutes", "until spyware/virus/etc decides otherwise" "as doorstopper" "as a blue background" and things like that.

    Well, is a mantra, nirvana is not so far, paradise is close to it, and then we reach the final meaning of that phrase: "is a miracle if It Just Works"

  42. defragging in the background??? by advocate_one · · Score: 4, Interesting

    how about having a filesystem that doesn't suffer from fragmentation in the first place so you don't have to waste processor cycles defragging it!!!!!!!

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    1. Re:defragging in the background??? by blargosity · · Score: 1

      Well, it looks like even some filesystems that don't suffer much from fragmentation also have an automatic defragger such as Reiser4 with something they call the repacker.

    2. Re:defragging in the background??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, NTFS doesn't suffer from fragmentation per se. But all filesystems do suffer from fragmentation when free space is less than one percent of the total disk space. That's a fact, and I suspect that's what the background defragging is set to fix.

    3. Re:defragging in the background??? by Tjoppen · · Score: 1

      How about writing software that allocates space on the drive before using it, since you know it'll become fragmented otherwise. Like a new-operator, only it's for storage - not RAM.
      Could be done via overloading new in some basic class in C++.

      But of course, solving the problem at its root would be the best choice.

    4. Re:defragging in the background??? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      It's a valid point. But in regards to CPU utilization, it only spikes for a moment to compile a "stratagy map" in regards to where the data is supposed to go. Or, so it would seem. But once it starts going, I don't see the CPU spike to more then 5% at any given time (I'm running a 2.8Ghz P4).

      If your CPU is being sucked up in the process of defragging, I can only assume you don't have chipset drivers installed or DMA enabled on your secondary IDE channel...assuming that's where you keep the drive that has your data on it.

      Note: By default, DMA is turned off on the 2nd IDE channel in Windows Device Manager. You need to turn it on.

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  43. Trojans, Viruses, hacks.. by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

    well, they all will not have to be modified much from Windows xyz to Longhorn..

    They will "just work"..

  44. It just works, if... by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it will 'just work' in the future, we would see some of the 'just working' in Windows XP.

    But noo....

    But sometime you need to scroll down a list, no... the other list. Yeah, that one. Select 'properties'-- what? No, right click on the icon, and select 'properties'. And then... no wait it's not here. Click 'cancel'. Ok, now click 'cancel' again. Now, hit the 'x' in the upper right hand corner of the screen.

    Now go to "start: settings: Control Panel", click on "Users Accounts", click on "change account", click on your username. What? No, I don't know why they have a .NET password in here. Yeah, it has something to do with that "Windows Messenger" that keeps poping up in then system tray. Now click on 'Change my name", and then change your name.

    Sometimes it just works.

    1. Re:It just works, if... by notherenow · · Score: 0
      continuing that conversation...

      Oh, sir you wanted to really change the name? Oh sorry, I thought you just wanted to change the way your real name appeared. For that we must now right-click on "My Computer" (what an odd name for an icon on a windows OS) and then go to manage. Now find Users and Groups.....

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    2. Re:It just works, if... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      If it will 'just work' in the future, we would see some of the 'just working' in Windows XP.

      Oh, but we do see ``it'' working in XP!

      You'll notice that they didn't specify what the ``it'' is that's going to work. ``It'' is revenue generation, and ``it's'' working like a charm right now. ``It's'' going to work even better in the next version.

      Surely you didn't think that they meant to software would work for the user, did you? You must be new here.

    3. Re:It just works, if... by geekee · · Score: 1

      "
      It just works, if...
      It just works, if... (Score:2, Funny)
      by EnronHaliburton2004 (815366) Alter Relationship on Friday April 22, @03:55PM (#12316771)
      (http://www.americanp...?c=biJRJ8OVF& b=44918)
      If it will 'just work' in the future, we would see some of the 'just working' in Windows XP.

      But noo....

      But sometime you need to scroll down a list, no... the other list. Yeah, that one. Select 'properties'-- what? No, right click on the icon, and select 'properties'. And then... no wait it's not here. Click 'cancel'. Ok, now click 'cancel' again. Now, hit the 'x' in the upper right hand corner of the screen.

      Now go to "start: settings: Control Panel", click on "Users Accounts", click on "change account", click on your username. What? No, I don't know why they have a .NET password in here. Yeah, it has something to do with that "Windows Messenger" that keeps poping up in then system tray. Now click on 'Change my name", and then change your name.

      Sometimes it just works."

      Better than Windows98 or MacOS 9, where I can delete someone elses file, and it just works.

      --
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  45. They have a right to say it, but... by SeventyBang · · Score: 1

    ...only if it's working first. And we know the track record. Wasn't there a story the other day about Microsoft licensing beta software [and making that acceptable]?

    This is starting to sound like the MMORPG business. which have no qualms about putting a box on the store shelves and continuing to work, making "patches" (of several hundred MB) available when people start connecting.
    And these bozos are raking money in, hand-over-fist. No one can begrudge someone success like Evercrack [sic], but when they're raking in the money, you'd think they'd put the boxes on the shelves for free. Just like drug dealers, the first one is free.
    "Does it work?" has been the line of demarcation and "work" has a definition which changes every time the direction of the wind changes.

    And as the old .sig goes: "The day Microsoft makes something which doesn't suck is the day they make vacuum cleaners."

  46. hey, wait a minnit! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doesn't this imply that "it" doesn't yet work? That's the same thing as saying it's broken, right?

    1. Re:hey, wait a minnit! by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      The implication is that it doesn't "just work".

      Read: it's an admission that current and previous versions of Microsoft Windows are complicated to the point that the user may have to fiddle with things, rather than just plugging in things and watching them "just work". Ideally, users wouldn't have to track down updated drivers or worry whether nVidia Destructronihilator Driver v. 6.234WHQLFOOBARILLUMINATI breaks -this- game while being the only version that -that- game works well with but can work with a third game provided tha a certain OpenGL optimization option is disabled.

      Things don't "just work" as often as users would like; they may work well, with effort, but it would be a reasonable selling point if one could minimize the necessary effort.

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  47. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1
    Not to mention having your files in multiple "folders" (they are Directories, dang-nabbit!!) is a nasty idea. I don't care what OS it is.

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  48. Counter-Productive by XMetal2001 · · Score: 1

    This is the "mantra" that drives me crazy...I don't want things to just work, Because my, Microsoft's, my neighbor's, and your opinion of working are all probably very different. Just working means I have to spend a lot of time "un-working" things.

  49. numbers by swilde23 · · Score: 1
    smugly pointed out that the number of copies of Windows sold this year will be more than all the Macintosh computers used worldwide

    I think he meant to say "the number of security patches"...

    But seriously though, if M$ has done their homework then there is a possiblity that they could get a number of things right. They didn't get as big as they are by consistently putting out bad software. Eventually people would have caught on if all of it had been crap.

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  50. This should have the desktop-linux folks worried by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    Shit that just works? That's revolutionary in the computer industry, software in particular.

    Honestly, I'm thinking the linux desktop is dead in the water ( remember folks, you heard it here first! ). We may have a decent linux desktop take over the world someday, but I doubt it's anytime soon.

    If MS *CAN* just make it work, and keep it secure, then they'll be one step closer to having me as a backer.

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  51. Why? by Senjutsu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because stealing from Apple just works.

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are my hero.

    2. Re:Why? by joschm0 · · Score: 1
      And you AC are likewise a FAILURE. :P

      No karma for you

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      01/20/09
    3. Re:Why? by fani · · Score: 0

      It just works .... like before.

      Bill Gates: ( 1 billion richer ): Hahahaha ! Fooled you.

      Consumer: It just works .... like shit

    4. Re:Why? by corpsiclex · · Score: 1

      haha, way to burn your karma! 2 -1 troll modded comments in the same thread...please relpy to this because my other account has mod points.
      ;)

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    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if you had a f*cking clue, you'd know that what you just described is nothing like Tiger.

      Scriptomatic is hardly the same as Automator. Automator is geared towards everyday users, allowing them to create workflows using drag and drop, like "download all photos on a Web site to a directory". Scriptomatic is little more then a developer tool. .Mac sync allows application developers to make their applications synchronize automatically to .Mac. Kind of the same as Windows' file transfer wizard, but not really since it allows developers to use .Mac for whatever they want...backup creation, transfering settings, posting movies, etc.
      QuickTime 7 Pro is a paid product, but QuickTime 7 is not. This is included with OS X for free, as is Windows Media Player. The Pro version can do video editing and re-encoding, which Windows Media Player cannot. And QuickTime 7 will include H.264, the next standard for video and audio decoding. It's arguiably the biggest codec to hit the market since MP3. And it's the codec for HD-DVD and Blue-ray DVD. Longhorn is including it when it ships...well whenever.
      iChat is also free. What's your point here?
      Microsoft does not have speech-enabled software in Windows. If you knew what you're talking about, developers must specifically code for it. And most don't. Even the big guns. With VoiceOver, it's built into the OS, and any applicaiton gets it for free.
      Spotlight is the fruition of Apple's search technologies that pre-date OS X even. Apple filed and obtained a patent on Spotlight-like functionality several years ago. The patent application's mockups are done in OS 8 interface widgets. And WinFS won't even ship with Longhorn anyway.
      Dashboard is hardly Sideshow, but anyway, Dashboard is the replacement for Desk accessories, which were introduced in System 5 I believe, back in the early 90s. Way before Windows 95 was even introduced. So Apple wins again.

      Plus you left out other features, like CoreImage and CoreVideo, which can apply real-time image and video filters (Aero is barely getting Microsoft up to Jaguar's Quartz Extreme specs, and I haven't seen anything like CoreVideo or CoreImage announced for Longhorn). There's a lot others, but I'm tired and you obviously don't have a clue.

    6. Re:Why? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Oh boy. This is a good one.

      "utomator - Microsoft has had "Scriptomatic" for at least 2.5 years and it's available via www.microsoft.com for free. "

      And Scriptomatic has been the abstruse, useless POS for just under 2.5 years. Since about four nanoseconds after it got posted to Microsoft's web server.

      Never mind that AppleScript and HyperCard have been around since at LEAST 1992.

      ".Mac Sync - Microsoft has had "File and Settings Transfer" wizard for 3.5 years. Sounds like the "Who stole what from who" is a bit mixed up!"

      Which one works? Ah, right. Apple's.

      "QuickTime 7 Pro - C'on...WMP is FREE! But with Apple you have to pay!"

      WMP is free, but you get what you pay for.

      "iChat - MSN Messenger is also FREE!"

      So? So is iChat. Download it today.

      "Safari RSS - Another FREE download! "

      Where is Microsoft's RSS feed reader? And their tabbed web browser, while we're on the topic...?

      "Mail Search - Microsoft bought Lookout for Outlook about 2 years ago which does the same thing."

      Yeah, but then you have to use Outlook. Shudder. Mail.app kicks ass. The new version with Spotlight looks sublime.

      "VoiceOver - Microsoft has had speech for disabled people for at least 3.5 years!"

      Uh huh. And Apple's had it since 1994. What's your point?

      "Microsoft has had WinFS and SideShow for a long time now"

      WTF?

      "The only diff is that Apple beat them to market."

      Oh, so the only difference is that one exists in the real world, and the other is in Steve Ballmer's rectum. Ah. Okay.

      "I find it extremely entertaining that many will pay $129 every year for an "upgrade" to OS X"

      Sounds like a free market at work. Wouldn't that be a nice thing for the PC world?

      " when most of the included features should be FREE DOWNLOADS"

      In your esteemed opinion. Righto. How many successful software companies do you run?

      "Seem like their including a few fluffy things to sell and fixing A LOT of bugs on the backend."

      Care to substantiate that?

      Thing is, I can't buy a secure Microsoft OS for any price. I think Tiger is worth the money, so I bought it. I think I paid too much for XP, and it only cost me $5 at the University bookstore.

      You are, of course, free to choose otherwise. Isn't that nice?

      --
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    7. Re:Why? by BrainSurgeon · · Score: 0

      WOW...you're funny!

      I backed up all of my point with FACT...not personal opinion! How many software companies do you run? I can assure you I run MORE than you do. That's another FACT. MAC fanboys are so funny. "Apple has that feature too, but Microsoft sucks because I think so". Yea, the world really cares what you guys think, right? That's why Macs have all 5% market share. Keep paying that $129 per year for your OS. Good Job!

      --
      "It's not rocket science, Smithers! It's only brain surgery!" --Mr. Burns
  52. Linux already does this by MobyTurbo · · Score: 0
    "Auto-defragmenting in the background"

    Come on Microsoft, make a filesystem that doesn't need defragmenting like *nix.

    "File in more than one folder simultaneously"

    Symlinks or hardlinks, finally. Welcome to the '80s.

    Ad campaign

    Well, luckily IBM has conducted a pro-Linux campaign, but, unlike Windows, Linux doesn't need an ad campaign to suceeed.

    1. Re:Linux already does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, luckily IBM has conducted a pro-Linux campaign, but, unlike Windows, Linux doesn't need an ad campaign to suceeed.

      Oh, YEAH, because linux is just on fire these days.

      Nex thing you know, its worldwide userbase won't be able to fit into a minivan.

      I just love watching you dorks try to justify yourselves when anyone with an ability to read knows the real truth.

  53. better slogan by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Funny

    From just reading the register a few minutes ago, the slogan, "70 Percent Fewer Reboots" sounded pretty good to me.

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    1. Re:better slogan by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Excellent! Down to only 3-4 a day now.

      MS are really working hard.

      (I do jest, but even with 2000/xp, its rare to see machines in general circulation stay up longer than a few days)

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  54. Re: stocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft is a bad buy simply because they have little room left to grow. Buying Apple three years ago was a smart move much along the lines of buying Microsoft shares in the late-80s.

  55. It does work... by Dethboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Until it blows up. Or your software contract expires. Or we decide it's time to 'upgrade'.

    Then you are on your own.

  56. Microsoft's 'innovation'... by mojoNYC · · Score: 1
    will be to bring the features that Mac users have been using for years to the 730 million Windows dupes, er, users worldwide!

    didn't they do the same thing with 'Plug and Play' a few years back?

    1. Re:Microsoft's 'innovation'... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "didn't they do the same thing with 'Plug and Play' a few years back?"

      You're kidding, right? I think you meant "Plug and read a bunch of scary error messages about the fact that your WORLD will END if you install this device that doesn't have WHQL certified drivers!"

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  57. you'll never even notice it... by fanblade · · Score: 2, Funny

    From TFA: "Which means, for example, Longhorn will automatically clean up, or "defragment," your hard drive, if it is required. You won't even know it's happening."

    So you mean Longhorn is going to make the incessant ticking and whirring of my hard drive less annoying? I seriously doubt it.

  58. Compatibility by demon411 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I am hoping all the win 9x/2k/xp software I use now will work on longhorn. Like will IE 7.0 be compatible with all the spyware I have for IE 6?

  59. The scary part by notext · · Score: 1

    to me is the fact that all these people have trouble finding files. I could understand once in a very long while needing to use a search to find something but these people who are spending 20% of their time finding stuff is crazy talk.

  60. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by prefect42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the OS *should* support hard linking though. If I really want to organise my files that way, so be it. Same way I'd rather windows defaulted to symbolic linking rather than shortcuts.

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  61. And if you're using firefox... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the $%*$ article Just Doesn't. Can we say 'microsoft patsy'?

  62. Great Job Advertising by geomon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For Apple.

    They have done more to market for Apple in the last few weeks than they realize (or maybe they do realized).

    Every comparison of features is with something already released under the current OS X, or is a feature that will be in the next release of OS X (slated soon?).

    I guess I don't get what Microsoft's strategy is for this campaign. Is this the Microsoft "Me Too" campaign?

    I would love to see the sales numbers for the next OS X release. We could see some increase in sales due to Microsoft owners realizing that there is another OS in the market that works at least as well, if not better, than XP.

    Maybe Gates owns a bunch of Apple stock and is hedging his bets.

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    1. Re:Great Job Advertising by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1

      Well at least someone is effectively marketing for Apple!

    2. Re:Great Job Advertising by Lauwenmark · · Score: 1

      I would love to see the sales numbers for the next OS X release. We could see some increase in sales due to Microsoft owners realizing that there is another OS in the market that works at least as well, if not better, than XP.

      Don't you forget one small, little detail ? Something to do with hardware compatibility ? Or maybe I missed the announce for an x86-compatible OSX ?

      Whatever the qualities of OSX, it has indeed one significant drawback: it runs on Apple's hardware only. Do not forget that "Microsoft owners" are not only Microsoft owners: they also are x86-compatible-hardware owners. They are x86-compatible-software owners.

      To switch to OSX, the common "Joe Desktop User" running Windows will have to (1) buy OSX, (2) buy a new hardware configuration and (3) buy OSX versions of the software he so far used under Windows. Not everybody has the economical strength to renew all this just because "the OS is better".

    3. Re:Great Job Advertising by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      ...or is a feature that will be in the next release of OS X (slated soon?).

      Six days (April 29, 2005).

    4. Re:Great Job Advertising by GeffDE · · Score: 1

      Indeed, when Jobs took over Apple in '97, it had serious money problems. So the most ironic thing that Jobs did was approach Microsoft and convince them to buy $150 million in Apple stock. That investment is now worth over $1 billion. So yes, Gates and Microsoft own a good bit of Apple stock.

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    5. Re:Great Job Advertising by taboo959 · · Score: 1
      Just to get it said, mostly cause I really get tired of this getting pulled out over and over and over.......and it really is just another 'net myth.

      When SJ returned to Apple in '97, there was a big pile of outstanding issues with Apple. One of them was a series of law-suits against Microsoft. Another was securing a viable third-party software future for the Mac (read...like it or not, we need Office). Yet another was that Apple was racking up consistent losses quarter after quarter.

      After a series of negotiations, a settlement was reached between Apple and Microsoft....Apple dropped the patent law-suit they had outstanding against Microsoft, and agreed to make Internet Explorer the default browser for the OS. In return, Microsoft bought $150 million of non-voting stock (that was to be held for x number of years), and agreed to continue development of Office Mac for a further 5 years.

      At the time, while Apple was definitely losing money consistently, they were in no real danger of going under....in fact they had roughly $1.2 billion in the bank. While that WAS an all-time low of cash on hand for Apple, the quarterly losses were (with one quarter's exception) relatively small (as were the few quarterly profits). On average, the profits and losses were in the $50-100 million range. The problem was, there were more losses than profits, and Q2 '97 was especially bad....loss of $700 million (that's why the cash on hand was less than $2 billion for the first time ever). Those factors (stock purchase, losses, one really bad quarter) led a bunch of Dvorak-style "journalists" to run around screaming that Microsoft was "propping" Apple up, etc, etc. Unfortunately too many in the Windows world take the word of these "journalists" as gospel. As a result, everybody "knows" that Microsoft owns a part of Apple.

      Something that also never seems to get mentioned is that, before Jobs returned, Apple had done relatively little to cut costs back. That is what brought Apple back into consistent profits again...simplifying the line-up, ditching the clones, ditching unprofitable product (Newton, etc). In short, it really was pretty simple for Jobs to staunch the slow leak that Apple was experiencing.

      As a final note, as far as I can tell (at least all the reports I've found have said so) Microsoft sold off all that stock the minute they could, and at a healthy profit. I believe the term for those was 3 years, which would make it back in 2001.

      Here are some links if ya want..... Cnet story from the time, Wired article from the time. Or......Google is your friend, if ya wanna dig for yourself. ^^

    6. Re:Great Job Advertising by GeffDE · · Score: 1

      I only mention that specific "net myth" after reading it in fortune (why, indeed, the same magazine that published the article). But I most certainly bow to your superior knowledge.

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  63. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Shkuey · · Score: 1

    This is a good example of Microsoft making products for the lowest common denominator.

    Frankly, it is a good thing in their home products. Many of my friends call me to ask how to do ridiculously simple things as make a DVD play full screen.

    Where I take issue with this is in their professional products. When I buy XP home I expect handholding, but when I buy XP Professional I want the OS to assume I know what I'm doing and disable by default most (all?) of these annoying features.

  64. This is a 'Good Thing' by RobRancho · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In reality, as cute as it may be to point out the 'imitation' going on here, it might be better to look at the renewed (finally!) competition taking place. For years, Microsoft has been relatively reluctant to do any serious innovation in OS development, instead focusing on the issues that were generating the most complaints. Think about it, from Windows 95 through Windows XP, what major innovations have been introduced?

    Now, however, that Mac OS has been making big strides and an ever increasing number of people have started to look at it as a viable alternative (even in my small-business workplace!), Microsoft has seemingly started to take the competition seriously. This is a Good Thing!

    Competition always benefits the consumer, and prior to the last couple years, there *was no competition* in the desktop OS category.

    1. Re:This is a 'Good Thing' by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Bill made win 95 exactly how he wanted it.

      Everything since then has been trudging and dragging heels.
      Maybe, just maybe, he himself has had a look around and seen the alternatives.

      I sincerely hope longhorn delivers, but more than that, I hope that Apple don't fumble and lose the momentum they are gaining at present.

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    2. Re:This is a 'Good Thing' by overbom · · Score: 1

      Just hope that the lessons they learned in writing secure code for new features carries over into longhorn. If they didn't remember those lessons, it will just be more of the same -- worms, spyware, and the majestic history of viruses.

    3. Re:This is a 'Good Thing' by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has seemingly started to take the competition seriously. This is a Good Thing!

      Or it WOULD be, if MS's response were to respond by dedicating more resources to Windows DEVELOPMENT, rather than just ramping up Windows' MARKETING which is what they are doing.

    4. Re:This is a 'Good Thing' by wootest · · Score: 1

      The sad case is that Windows PCs will continue to be dominant for at least the next five years, no matter how this goes. Ignorance of other OSes, apathy towards the whole issue or reluctance to buy computers from a company that "makes the whole widget"** or to support (commies || a widely inconsistent GUI with rough edges and plurality (how many people will get the need to have KDE *and* Gnome?)) will make sure that people stay with Windows.

      (** Steve Jobs about Apple at the 2000 MacWorld San Francisco Expo)

      I'm as supportive as anyone here of choice and progress, and I think that the alternatives will win ground and that Microsoft are going through a decline, but I also think that the revolution, if any, won't happen overnight, be televised or instantly bring everyone blackjack and hookers.

  65. Mantras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fortune has a story about Microsoft's new philosophy--'It just works.'

    My mantra... 'no it doesn't'

  66. It Just Works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what I've been telling my programming instructors all these years.
    "What does this function do?"
    "eh, it just works, ok!"

    on a side note:

    In Soviet Russia you just work!
    please don't kill me.

  67. Other Microsoft Mantras by SpaceTaxi · · Score: 1

    It's Just Querky

    We're Really Not Jerks

    No More Blue Screen Burps!

  68. It Just Works by KingBahamut · · Score: 1

    No, really, it doesnt. At all. Out of the Box, Vanilla install. Not in the slightest bit.

    But only if you have downloaded all the current patches, gotten all the fixes, have spent over 1000 dollars in extra software -- MSOffice, Virus Prot, SpamKiller, whatever else -- and then summarily rebooted the system umpteen time during this process, does it actually "work"

    Ubuntu installer - cost , 99cents for a CDR.

    Once Installed, apt-get update
    then, apt-get dist-upgrade
    then, apt-get upgrade -- for good measure.

    Nuff said, Ubuntu -- It Just Works.

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  69. I think he meant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It just wanks."

  70. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Exactly. The difference between Microsoft and Apple's interface philosophy (I think):

    1. Apple makes it easy for the user to do complicated things.

    2. Microsoft tries to automatically do complicated things for the user.

    Approach #1 might be somewhat restrictive but gives the user some credit.

    Approach #2 is rife with problems, notably ActiveX, email attachments that run themselves, autoscanning HDDs, and myriad other annoyances/outright hazards.

    I'll take approach #1. It just works.

  71. in other news by eh2o · · Score: 1

    microsoft announced today their new marketing campaign titled "switch back"

    1. Re:in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would they market to three dozen people?

  72. Um.... you forgot the rest... by unleashedgamers · · Score: 1

    "It just works... Half the time"

  73. Watchout DisKeeper! by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    Now M$ is encroaching on DisKeeper's Windows defragmenting lunch. Next will be Adobe. I am really worried. I am sure M$ will chip in some incompatibilities as it continues its past ways. Let's wait.

    1. Re:Watchout DisKeeper! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh, Windows has been using Diskeeper for defragmentation since 1999, built right into the OS....

  74. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple is a far bigger offender for "it works.. the way they tell you it should".

    You vill do it our vay, und you vill luff it!

  75. Windows 95 = Mac 89 all over again! by rastin · · Score: 1

    the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously.

    You mean they discovered symbolic links, or figured out how to make copies?

    1. Re:Windows 95 = Mac 89 all over again! by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Windows has had symbolic links for ages.
      As for your Win95 = Mac 89. Did the MacOS have preemptive multitasking in '89? No it didn't. Did the finder even get parallel multitasking capability before System 8 (i.e. copying t2o files at once), not it didn't. When was system 8 released? 1997.

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    2. Re:Windows 95 = Mac 89 all over again! by rastin · · Score: 1

      Window has never had Symbolic links it has had shortcuts. You cannot do much with a shortcut besides click on it and have it open in an application. Symbolic links are incredibly more useful.

    3. Re:Windows 95 = Mac 89 all over again! by rastin · · Score: 1

      Just look at the contents of a shortcut and you will see what I mean. Then imagine what happens when an program tries to process that file.

    4. Re:Windows 95 = Mac 89 all over again! by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Windows Symbolic and Hard Links

      Yes it's not well documented. But it is there.

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    5. Re:Windows 95 = Mac 89 all over again! by Thu25245 · · Score: 1

      Win 95 had preemptive multitasking?
      News to me. Why did they take that ability out of XP?

      Seriously, the multitasking capabilities of Win95 were no better than the cooperative multitasking capabilities of System 7 in practice.

      Windows did have a multithreaded file browser first.

    6. Re:Windows 95 = Mac 89 all over again! by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      I call total bullshit on you.
      Windows 95 has preemptive multitasking when running 32 bit applications.
      Even in Mac OS System 8 the cooperative tasking finder was TERRIBLE. I used to demonstrate this to people by copying a file. Keep the file copy window highlighted and everything is hunky dory. Click on the desktop (deselecting the file copy dialog) and the file copy would slow to a crawl.
      System 7 couldn't even do that.
      I'm not flaming I've used Macs longer than I've used PCs and UNIX longer than both. Just seems like everyone who is so Mac OSX happy forgets how primative the earlier Mac OS was.
      You think Windows XP doesn't have preemptive multitasking? So how can I do a DIVX encoding in the background and play Doom 3 without any apparent lag?

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  76. Typo by soloport · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, it's "It's Just Works"!

    Remember? MS Works? Nothing new, here. Move along...

    1. Re:Typo by Bush+Pig · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, "It _just_ works", as in "barely". It's all in the emphasis.

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    2. Re:Typo by Bobke · · Score: 1

      Nono, "It Just Works", as in "we didn't bother looking into security".

  77. Oooh, the possibilities! by c0ldfusi0n · · Score: 1

    There are so much to joke about in this, i'll have to focus on one thing at a time!

    I think my nose is bleeding.

    --
    A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before.
  78. Trying to protect people from themselves by realmolo · · Score: 1

    "Finding" things on the computer is what screws up most people that aren't "good with computers".

    I don't see any way around it, because it's not a technical problem. People create things, they save them. But they rarely name them properly, and they have ABSOLUETLY NO IDEA where they save things. If it's not in "My Documents", it might as well be gone. And since they can't remember what they named it, and they don't know what kind of file it was, they can't search for it, even if they could find the "Search" button.
    I appreciate that a lot of the current thinking in ease-of-use is leaning towards automatic file-organization and easily searchable filesystems, but it really isn't going to help. People are lazy and sloppy- there's no technical solution for that.

  79. my suggestion by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

    Just Reboot It

    --
    Speak for yourself.
  80. They copied the features, why not copy the slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Well, they copied the features. TFA cites fragment-resistant filesystems (like ext2, ext3, jfs, xfs and others I'm sure) and "ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously" OOH! like the "ln" command!

  81. Files to be in more than one folder simultaneously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, yes, unix already does that: But that misses the point. What's important is to be able to look at a file and tell what folders it is simultaneously in!

    This way you don't impose arbitrary hierarchy on data that doesn't fit into that hierarchy. In Linux terms: all binaries should be in /bin, all items in package xyzzy in /xyzzy. All items on the first harddrive should be in /dh0 (amiga background showing ;-) ) : and these sets can all overlap. I.e. Directories and Properties should be one and the same, and the onus is on the file system layer to make it work!

    Think "labels" in GMail, or Lotus Agenda Categories, or whatever.

  82. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Defaults to on, defaults to off... Who cares?

    The point is that Microsoft has a long history of adding features to their operating system, and putting all the effort into the feature instead of putting some into the configuration of the feature.

    I don't care if the feature is there, or what the default state is, as long as I don't have to go somewhere arcane that I'd never think of without hours of exploring to turn it off... Just like I hated having to figure out that the power settings for my hard drive were in "Display Settings" under screen saver.

  83. Well... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Wow. Cannot Microsoft even come up with their own mantras rather than copy others?"

    Because, as we know "It Just Works" was invented by Apple.


    You have to admit, it's better than the old one:

    It probably works

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Well... by yivi · · Score: 1

      I thought that the old one was "it doesn't work, but wait for the next version and it probably will".

    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or the other common MS line: "We hope it works"

    3. Re:Well... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      No no, let's give Microsoft some credit here. "It just works" is actually a modification of the line their tech support folks give when asked why a certain bug^H^H^H"feature" happens and behaves the way it does:

      It just does.

    4. Re:Well... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it was:
      Microsoft: It's not a bug...it's a feature!

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    5. Re:Well... by dfiguero · · Score: 1

      "It just works!"

      Yes, but we won't tell you what it is

      --
      My penguin ate my sig
    6. Re:Well... by alexhs · · Score: 1

      If Longhorn really needs to ship, I think it will be like WinFS, they will reverse to the old one and keep the new mantra for the next version...

      --
      I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of killer sig, which this margin is too narrow to contain.
    7. Re:Well... by bahamat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That was actually said to an associate of mine by someone from Novel. Somewhere around NetWare 5 there was a way for a regular user who had supervisor access to a subsection of the directory structure to remove all access from the real Supervisor (read root) to those files. He reported it as a bug, they claimed it was a feature.

    8. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or,
      It might work

    9. Re:Well... by mranchovy · · Score: 1

      Which was used instead of:

      I swear it worked yesterday

      It might work

      It WILL work if you reboot/reinstall this

      It would have worked if you weren't such a dumb user

      --
      I am so smart!
      I am so smart!
      S-M-R-T!
      I mean S-M-A-R-T!
    10. Re:Well... by vettemph · · Score: 0, Troll

      _

      MICROSOFT: When do you want to crash today???

      _

      --
      The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
    11. Re:Well... by peg0cjs · · Score: 5, Funny
      "It Just Works" (for very small & constrained values of It)
      --
      Karma: Excellent (Mainly due to Bill & Ted's Karma Adventure)
    12. Re:Well... by wootest · · Score: 1

      Or the very old one:

      We'll fix it in software.

    13. Re:Well... by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      "It's just broken."

      This is what Windows power-users will say when the way "It just works" works, nothing they do will still work as they expect. Also, the more stuff that happens auto-magically, the more likely stuff is going to go disappear auto-unexpectedly.

    14. Re:Well... by suyashs · · Score: 1

      Sony most recently used it to describe the faulty square button on some PSPs.

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      http://chrono.posterous.com/
    15. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you think about it for a minute, you can come up with this:

      the user who has supervisor access to the subsection of the directory structure can remove read access from the Supervisor so that the Supervisor doesn't have access to files and information that he doesn't need, such as sensitive corporate data, or the payroll, and so on. It really does makes sense.

    16. Re:Well... by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1

      I think the words are transposed. I think is is supposed to be "It Works...just"

    17. Re:Well... by spauldo · · Score: 2, Informative

      What's even better is where the supervisor can remove all access from something from himself, orphaning a section of the tree.

      Was a real problem in the 3.x days, from what they told me when I went through air force tech school. You had to rebuild the entire NDS tree to fix it.

      DISCLAIMER: I never had a chance to work on it myself, so I dunno. Lucky me was stuck being the only UNIX guy in an NT shop, with nothing but an old I-series HP to keep me company.

      Did they ever find a way around that problem?

      --
      Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach either, do tech support.
    18. Re:Well... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      And the even less popular:

      "It just sucks."

      ~X~

      --
      ~X~
    19. Re:Well... by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

      And much better than "Plug and blue-screen"

    20. Re:Well... by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      Actually, I went to a Microsoft speaking event thing one time where the dude was demoing something out of Windows 2000 or something that hadn't been released yet. It crashed and he actually said that it wasn't a bug, but a feature that reminds you to take breaks and go get more coffee. Of course he was joking... I think...

    21. Re:Well... by gc8005 · · Score: 0

      Actually, it *is* a feature of NDS. NDS (now eDirectory) allowed companies to create sub administrators to lower parts of the tree. Administrators in those sections could filter out what rights flowed down the tree. This was a useful feature. I worked for Novell at the time, helping design some of the largest NDS tree (circa 1994-1995). One particular State that I worked with used this feature to create a State Government tree, with each department beneath having their own administrative rights. Thus, one of the branches, such as the State Police, could block administrative right from flowing down the tree to State Police servers and resources. By the way, you can do this on Active Diretory, too, although AD allows a higher level administrator to undo the move. Novell's NDS does not. To fix this (at least back when I designed / managed NDS trees) you had to use DSDUMP to hand-edit the NDS database. Ugly!

    22. Re:Well... by netsharc · · Score: 1

      As the local go-to guy with all PC problems, my motto is: "It should (have) work(ed)".

      --
      What time is it/will be over there? Check with my iPhone app!
    23. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about...

      It should work...

      Every IT person's favorite phrase.

      ~Jack

    24. Re:Well... by vettemph · · Score: 1

      _

      >>> MICROSOFT: When do you want to crash today???

      Troll my ass, that was Redundant!

      (where did we get all these second class moderators anyway?)

      --
      The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
    25. Re:Well... by nigham · · Score: 1

      I thought the old one was: "It just breaks!"

      --
      I don't want to read /. I want to go home and re-think my life.
  84. Comparisons? by sac13 · · Score: 1

    From TFA, Much has been made in the computer press recently of the surprising similarities between Longhorn and Apple's upcoming new Macintosh operating system, Tiger.

    The sad thing about this is that Tiger is going to be out a nearly two years before Longhorn. Where will the Mac OS be by the time Longhorn is rolled out on enough machines to have a significant install base?

  85. It Just Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been changed from the current slogan "It just barely works"

  86. "it justs works", or as they said circa 199x ... by geeklawyer · · Score: 1

    "plug and play"
    And that worked just fine, didn't it?

    --
    -he who laughs last, is a bit slow.
    journal
  87. Like IE by 514CK3R · · Score: 2, Funny

    So does it "Just work" like IE "Conforms to CSS Spec"? Perhaps Lie will come out with a Acid3 test that shoves the cream pie into Billg's face like the earlier time it happened.

  88. This is Just Begging for a Treatment on Fark by ewhac · · Score: 1

    It Just Works(R)

    ______________

    Microsoft End-User Unilateral Non-Negotiable License "Agreement:"

    [ ... ]
    92. Definition of Terms

    [ ... ]
    xxi. "Working" shall be defined as any software product or service that can reliably and repeatably produce Guaranteed Functionality.

    [ ... ]
    clxiv: "Guaranteed Functionality" shall be limited to the Blue Screen of Death or any other diagnostic output or display. All other software functionality shall be deemed Extensions or Enhancements and may or may not operate with any degree of reliability.

    ____________

    Schwab

  89. No, all wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is /., this is how it should be spelled:

    It just work's

  90. Re:This should have the desktop-linux folks worrie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like one of Pavlov's dogs. The sound of Microsoft marketing statements gets you salivating.

  91. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by guitaristx · · Score: 5, Funny

    It just works...

    <zoom in on fine print...>

    The "It just works" slogan is representative that Microsoft products will work for something. Microsoft guarantees that all hardware running Microsoft software will always "Just work" as:
    Boat anchors
    Target practice
    Paper weights
    Furniture, including bookends, footstools, and coffee tables

    "It just works" may or may not apply to:
    File storage
    Application development
    Application platform
    Gaming
    Multimedia
    Use of the Internet

    depending on the availability of service packs, updates, and copious bandwidth, as well as other factors (not exclusively including) ambient temperature, the phase of the moon, the average body mass index of Microsoft programmers, and the parity of your score when you reach the flagpole.

    --
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  92. It works. It's free. Duh... They stole our mantra! by pnelson · · Score: 1
    Just do a google search for "it works. It's free. Duh"

    So maybe they understand duh... -- K12LTSP.org

  93. "vira," non, "virii" scribendum est by Brunellus · · Score: 1

    Six years of schoolboy Latin really makes "virii" grate on my ears.

    Notwithstanding its -us ending in the nominative singular, "virus" (meaning "slime," "sludge," "poision," or even "stench") is a neuter noun of the second declension, so its plural (in both the nominative and accusative cases) should be 'vira'

    Note that I say should be...because as far as I'm aware, there are no extant instances where "virus" was ever used in the plural.

    1. Re:"vira," non, "virii" scribendum est by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "Note that I say should be...because as far as I'm aware, there are no extant instances where "virus" was ever used in the plural."

      Except in modern times, in modern languages that (unlike Latin) are not dead.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    2. Re:"vira," non, "virii" scribendum est by allaryin · · Score: 1

      Excepting of course that 'virus' the English word is an English word and is used with an English pronunciation. Nobody I know says it 'veeroos' ;)

      --
      Ammon Lauritzen http://simud.org/
    3. Re:"vira," non, "virii" scribendum est by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "viruses" is perfectly acceptable

    4. Re:"vira," non, "virii" scribendum est by Brunellus · · Score: 1

      Granted. Given that, "viruses" is far more preferable to "virii," since we're really using "virus" in English rather than Latin.

      Latin itself changed during the two thousand years it was in use as a literary language--the difference between Cato the Elder (2nd Century BC) and, say, Hugo Grotius (17th Century AD) is something like the difference between Shakespeare and John Updike. One way of looking at things is that many people still *do* speak Latin--in its changed forms of Italian, Castilian, Catalan, French, Romanian, etc.

      lingua Latina: semel scripta, ubique lecta

  94. But... it doesn't... by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

    "It just works" is what I always say to defend my choice for Mac OSX.

  95. What does "It just works" mean to Microsoft? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    - Does it mean that, when someone unthinkingly plugs their new device into the USB port before they've installed the software, it won't require a registry rollback or hunting down cached .inf files to get Windows to work with said device?

    - Does it mean that, when someone downloads the latest Microsoft patches for Internet Explorer, it will actually remember that Firefox is their default browser?

    - Okay, I'll lob a softball here: Does it mean that people won't actually need to have a firewall running because there won't be any services listening to any ports, by default, unless they've explicitly enabled them?

    --
    #DeleteChrome
    1. Re:What does "It just works" mean to Microsoft? by blargosity · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Does it mean that, when someone unthinkingly plugs their new device into the USB port before they've installed the software, it won't require a registry rollback or hunting down cached .inf files to get Windows to work with said device?

      When does Windows ever require this? I've personally ignored the instructions of some devices, even when they say install the driver first before plugging it in, and have had no problems installing the driver after I plugged the device in.

  96. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by TheGavster · · Score: 1

    Why? For example, you can have all of your MP3s stuck somewhere, and then have links to them sorted into directories by different criteria. As long as confirmations for stuff like deletion prints the actual path, I don't see the problem.

    --
    "Because Science" is one step from "Because old book". Try "Because of my experiment testing my falsifiable assertion".
  97. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like I hated having to figure out that the power settings for my hard drive were in "Display Settings" under screen saver.

    As opposed to Power Options on the Control Panel? How long ago are we talking?

  98. Part of a marketing rampup? by hahn · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this "It Just Works" campaign is coming about along with a series of tangible products that will culminate next year with Longhorn. What I mean by this is the StartSomethingPC site I'm sure everyone here is familiar with, and the strong rumor that this mystery product (set to be unveiled on Monday April 25, is the Athens PC they first showed at the May 2003 WinHEC. I doubt it's a coincidence.

    --
    "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."
  99. hard links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evidently, you don't understand hard links.

    1. Re:hard links by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative
      Hard links - 2 or more inodes point to the same block on the same device/partition;

      Cross-linked directory == same shit, dude, except that it was (1) unintentional, and (2) it meant that you probably lost a file (two files, A and B, with 2 directory entries, but both entries point to A. B is lost).

      Evidently, you weren't around in the old DOS days.

    2. Re:hard links by coolfrood · · Score: 1

      Nope, hard links is two names (directory entries) pointing to the same inode. They have the same inode number. The name is not a part of the inode.

  100. Plug n' Pray... throw machine away... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plug your machine into the internet and...
    Pray for a miracle that that your patch download from the bandwith-crippled MS server finishes faster than the 4 minute average windows virus gestation.

  101. One word by northcat · · Score: 1

    Hard links. No wait, that's two words...

  102. Re:This should have the desktop-linux folks worrie by mrmagos · · Score: 1
    If they can do all that, offer it for free and only charge for support will they have me as a backer.

    You were probably being facetious, but my company's firewall blocks any incoming sarcasm.

    --
    Never start vast projects with half-vast ideas.
  103. Déjà vu by timka · · Score: 0

    That's what I was thinking when I decided to get married - no when standing at the Gates of hell, I have my doubts on "It just works" slogan :D

  104. it just works! barely. (c) tm (r) marca registrad by swschrad · · Score: 1

    at least xp doesn't blow away randomly like the Wx string of builds did.

    oh, wait... there is the matter of the SMS pushes at least twice a week that reboot all the desktops right when maintenance window opens, and we are doing critical things with the switches. pushes that we can't stop, delay, or reschedule. pushes that require reboots, sometimes multiple reboots a night.

    guess it DOESN'T just work... barely......

    --
    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  105. Whisful thinking on their part. by JackAxe · · Score: 1

    Give it enough time and marketing and soon the average peep will start to believe these lies that their fundemetnaly flawed OS "just works." And why not, since Intel conviced a whole slew of ignoramus into believing that Centrino would allow them to browse anywheres and that it was the "only" way to do so.

    As long as peeps willfully stay ignorant, MS will probably succeed with this pathetic attempt at stating their vaper-OS is somehow better then the OSs that they're blatantly copying it from, and that it is something new.

    Penn & Teller should do a segment about Longhorn in their show "Bullshit!"

  106. Believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple: proudly failing to capitalize on good ideas since 1976

    1. Re:Believable by AEton · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apple: proudly failing to capitalize first letters since iMac

      --
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    2. Re:Believable by mattspammail · · Score: 1

      Apple announces new sales mantra:

      tHe nEw aPple cOmputer - tHe oS oF cHoice fOr hAx00rs.

      --
      Now accepting PayPal donations!
    3. Re:Believable by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Microsoft: proudly stealing Apple's ideas since Windows 1.0"

      Actually, Apple really can't cast any stones about that.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    4. Re:Believable by skingers6894 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple: Proudly going out of business since 1984

    5. Re:Believable by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      Can't they? What did they steal? Don't rehash the myth of Xerox again, they licensed the code legally from Xerox, who was stupid enough to just give it away.

    6. Re:Believable by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      Apple: Proudly going out of business since 1984

      See, they don't even manage to do that! :-)
      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    7. Re:Believable by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Just give it away in return for some Apple stock.

      --
      Chernobyl 'not a wildlife haven' - BBC News
  107. New ad campaign? by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Troll
    The new ad campaign Microsoft is running to get people excited about Windows.
    Maybe they can just update the old ad campaign from when they released Windows95, you know, when they promised increased security, no more viruses or trojans, a true 32-bit multitasking OS, and the rest of their lies^Wmarketing puffery.

    Feature set, Microsoft marketing style:

    1. Customizable BSOD screens - now you can have it in any one of 128 designer colours
    2. A way to work around that nasty NX - No Execute - bit
    3. Improved ease-of-use by having EVERYTHING run as administrator. Unleash all the power of your PC.
    4. By-the-clock-tick metered licensing, coupled with URMA - Universal Remote Microsoft Administration;
    5. Automatic removal of spyware/trojans/linux/open-sores software
    6. The Moral Majority OS - support for gays and lesbians removed http://politics.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/04/ 21/162247&tid=109&tid=219
    7. Improved use of dual-core cpus - 1 cpu to run the os, and a second to "accidently" launch a screen-saver on crashes while cpu 1 reboots
    8. Improved auto-correct - now built into the OS. Automatically deletes any text derogatory to Microsoft (the No-Whine License) or unflattering benchmarks (the No-Tell License);
    9. Auto-redirect - all links to Google are automagically converted to links to MSN
    10. Clippy's back! - and he's more evil than ever! He's the undead. You can't kill him! Bwahahaha
    11. Microsoft Longhorn Adult Media Edition (Microsoft LAME) - for a small monthly fee, users can hide a whole partition.
    12. Your user key is now written using a microfont. Even smaller than the miniature font used on the XP labels. Improved security. No more age discrimination - now nobody can read it, not just the old farts! And forget about photocopying it at 200% to try to decipher it. Anti-photocopy technology. Also, all 'D', 'O', '0', 'Q', 'C' and 'G' letters are guaranteed to look identical at ALL magnifications.
  108. Really a question of pronounciation. by Sxooter · · Score: 1

    If you stretch our the word just, it makes sense.

    It juuuusssst works.

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  109. Oh, not that again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read a little more, to the point where it talks about a 'repacker' in Reiser 4.1

  110. dangerous by djallstar · · Score: 1

    http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?JustIsaDangerousWord

  111. Check out the slogans that didn't make it: by alahan27 · · Score: 1


    "We would like to tell you that it works"
    "It should work... by Longhorn SP2"
    "It Just Works... like shit"
    "It works... don't install Firefox though, that fucks it up"
    "IT WORKS! IT'S ALIVE!! (release date unspecified)"
    "See.. it works... (Quick, Bill turn it off before ol' blue screen comes around)"

  112. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The much better solution would be to tag the MP3's with metadata that gets cached into a searchable database, and then completely ignore the folder hierarchy.

    You know, kinda like iTunes does.

    --
    Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  113. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

    It shouldn't just print the actual path, it should display ALL affected paths.

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  114. Fortune.com has a Netscape favicon by ddkilzer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does anyone else find it funny that the Fortune.com web site has a Netscape favicon installed? Did someone forget to change the default favicon.ico file from Netscape Enterprise Server 4.1?

  115. defragging? so '80s! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as auto-defragmenting in the background

    Defagging? That's so 1980s. Why not simply design a file system (WinFS?) that doesn't fragment?

  116. Nice move Microsoft... by rnturn · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... because you have to know that this slogan is going to be ridiculed. It probably took all of a few microseconds before the first parody of ``It Just Works'' was thought up. Here's mine:

    Longhorn: It Barely Works

    Longhorn: It Just Works In the Lab

    Longhorn: It Almost Works

    Longhorn: It Worked Just a Minute Ago!

    I'll be referring to Longhorn using the first one I listed above. Seems like it'll be a useful slogan until about SP3 or SP4. (That's if it ever makes it to market.)

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    1. Re:Nice move Microsoft... by JazzyJ · · Score: 1

      I think this would be more apropos:

      "It just Blue Screens"

      Given the history of their innovations and showing of those innovations...I think this would be perfect.

    2. Re:Nice move Microsoft... by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Knowing the iterative process of marketing, those were probably the first few slogans that they actually tested on a focus group.

    3. Re:Nice move Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Longhorn: It Just Sucks

    4. Re:Nice move Microsoft... by mean+pun · · Score: 1
      You forgot:

      Longhorn: It Works for Me

    5. Re:Nice move Microsoft... by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      Longhorn: We've just caught up!

    6. Re:Nice move Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It Just Works. But wait until SP2 just in case...

    7. Re:Nice move Microsoft... by blofeld42 · · Score: 1

      Longhorn: It will work two years from now, after the first major upgrade to the original release.

  117. Let Us Examine This by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    planned Longhorn features to meet this goal, such as auto-defragmenting in the background, the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

    1. Auto-defragmenting files in the background.

    Multitasking + crond.

    2. he ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

    Finally symlinks for Windows.

    1. Re:Let Us Examine This by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Actually windows has had symlinks (aka 'shortcut to ...') for a while. This is probably more similar to hard links. In either case I'd hardly call it a headliner feature. :)

  118. My new mantra... by KipCas · · Score: 1

    Well based on this ... "But Longhorn won't be released for another year and a half. In the meantime, Microsoft has to contend with Apple's Tiger as well as with Linux's open-source operating system." ...is "I'll just wait." But I'm leaning towards "It's just Linux."

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  119. We're not Evil! Honest! by metoc · · Score: 1

    It just works! sounds like some sorry assed wizard telling you to ignore the slow cumbersome bug riddled software behind your desktop. The Wicked Witch would be proud.

  120. Well... by gandell · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, but I wish Windows would automatically allow you to assign an "always on top" to every single application. That way I wouldn't have to resize my stinking windows in order to watch a dvd while doing something else without using WMP and shrinking it down to the tasktray.

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  121. Microsoft and Competition: there is none by mveloso · · Score: 1

    The common fallacy that people have about Microsoft is that there can be competition with Microsoft.

    While Microsoft and the public believes that it has competitors, it really doens't have competitors in the segments that bring in the revenue: Applications and OS.

    Will MS Office really be unseated? It's installed base is so massive that people still use Office 97. Will Windows be unseated? It's installed base is so massive that people still use Windows 95.

    Most MS products installed today are perfectly adequate for their task: business computing. If Microsoft stopped developing new releases of Windows and Office, they'd still be pulling in billions of dollars a year in licensing.

    The reason they pretend to compete is because it's the only way to keep their employees motivated. It's the only way to keep Wall Street satisfied. It's the only way to keep the press satisfied.

    But from a customer point of view, w2k was a perfectly good OS. Office 97 was perfectly fine.

    That's the disconnect that everyone has between Microsoft and the market. Google, Linux, and MacOS X don't really compete with Microsoft in any meaningful way. If Microsoft shut down for 3 years it would still have an overwhelming share of the largest markets.

    But there's no story in that, really.

  122. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

    You might find junctions interesting. They're symlinks, and for directories only, though.

    S

  123. 64 bit processor more secure? by SpaceAdmiral · · Score: 1

    64-bit computers will be much faster. They should also be more secure.

    Why would a computer with a 64 bit processor be more secure, exactly? I don't get it.

    1. Re:64 bit processor more secure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because address space is larger -- don't you see that it would be harder to randomly guess an address from which to launch an exploit! (Wasn't there some scheme a while back to randomly select the location for the top or bottom of the execution stack at run time to make it harder to carry out stack smashing attacks; similarly wasn't a random position proposed in the library loader?)

    2. Re:64 bit processor more secure? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > Why would a computer with a 64 bit processor be more secure, exactly? I don't get it.

      You can make every other bit a one, which will have the effect of keeping the other bits in line, behind bars, etc.

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    3. Re:64 bit processor more secure? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      The 64 bit processors honor the nx flag that sets data pages as non-executable. So buffer over run errors can't stomp over the code pointer and start executing arbitrary code.
      It's a good thing.

  124. units of Windows shipped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article: looked at my Apple PowerBook and smugly pointed out that the number of copies of Windows sold this year will be more than all the Macintosh computers used worldwide.

    I don't know about other people, but I would rather have quality, not quantity. Especially if I'm the user of the machine.

    With type as with philosophy, music and food,
    it is better to have a little of the best
    than to be swamped with the derivative, the careless, the routine.
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  125. Note to MS: No more slogans ending in -ks. by Shag · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Two reasons:

    1. Catchy slogans ending in -ks strangely tend to already be in use by other people. And no, I'm not talking about Apple here. How about Autodesk?

    2. Words ending in -ks can easily be altered on billboards. "It just sucks" is going to be just as easy as this one was...

    Apparently Microsoft is suppressing its memory of these past events.

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  126. I had to by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia (commonly called Redmond), computer works YOU

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  127. FULL Motto Quoted... by Valiss · · Score: 1

    "It just works (with continued support and upgrades)"

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  128. It's Just Marketing. by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    Think about it. It's perfect marketing. Most people who would want this, that's exactly what they want to hear. "I want it to just work!". Most people who are self-confessed "non-computer people" act pretty much like, I need it done, I need it done on a computer, but for the most part want it done for me.

    Let's bring up the old retired (retarded?) automotive analogy again. If I get in a car, and it auto-adjusts the seat, sets the environment just right, fastens my seatbelt, starts the engine and begins to drive to my destination... that's either really cool or really creepy, depending on the person. Remove a certain level of control and people will either love it or hate it.

    One last point ... who does it "Just work" for?
    Microsoft? There's some unspoken language there. As in "It just works, trust us. It works exactly the way we think it should." There's some blind faith involved there. Most people might misinterpret... whoa, it just works exactly the way I want it to. That "works" if what I want is what everyone else wants, or at the very least what Microsoft wants.

    So, we'll see. Years from now we can look back. Maybe it will work. Maybe it won't. Maybe some Linux nerds will come up with silly mockeries of the slogan... "It's just worse" or something like that.

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  129. A Bad Slogan for Microsoft by ronfar · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What's the difference between Apple (who originated the slogan) and Microsoft (who nicked it)?

    Apple is a hardware company that provides software to their own line of computers and other electronic devices exclusively, Microsoft is a software company that supplies software to everyone.

    What does this mean?

    Apple controls their hardware line. They don't have to worry about someone buying an off brand powerbook and having their software not work on it.

    Microsoft has to support all different kinds of hardware, from ancient legacy systems to bleeding edge stuff. It is extremely unlikely that it will "just work," all the time.

    They would have been better off stealing the Linux slogan, "Does it run Linux?" which seems to be applied to any random piece of hardware that comes out that might be capable of running an operating system.

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    1. Re:A Bad Slogan for Microsoft by random+coward · · Score: 1

      And all this time I thought the Linux slogan was "World Domination"

  130. SEGA OF AMERICA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The former CEO of Sega of america is the president of microsoft's marketing division.
    Peter Moore is well known for fucking shit up, look at sega now, they dont really exist, they're essentially just Sammy now (hence the SegaSammy holdings thing) when shit started falling apart, moore jumped ship to microsoft, now look how shitty their marketing is.

    Coincidence? I think not.

    1. Re:SEGA OF AMERICA by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      The big difference is that Sega made some good stuff and suffered from bad marketing. Now with M$ we'll have bad products with bad marketing. Sounds like a lose-lose situation to me.

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  131. Re:They copied the features, why not copy the slog by alexhs · · Score: 1

    Not "fragment-resistant filesystems".
    Just "background-defragmenting".

    That's what MacOS X already does since 10.3

    Linux doesn't. But as you say, with fragment-resistant filesystems, this isn't as much a need.

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  132. Wow, what features... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    auto-defragmenting in the background

    Like Mac OSX gained in 10.3, a couple years ago.

    the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

    Like Mac OSX 10.4 has, just now.

    and the new ad campaign Microsoft is running to get people excited about Windows

    Whoops. That's new. Apple only knows how to get people excited about iPods.

    Mentions are also made of the competition from Linux, OS X Tiger, and Google

    At least Linux has been upgraded from 'nuisence' to 'competition' in Microsoft's world.

  133. Where else have I heard that phrase? by dr.badass · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough, "It Just Works" is the #1 Reason to Switch to Mac.

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  134. As Opposed to Their Old Mantra... by dohboy · · Score: 1

    It Just Sucks.

  135. Re: stocks by narcolepticjim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's assuming Microsoft stock will be valuable only on the basis of being a growth stock.

    If they decided to release dividends periodically, it would still be a decent buy, because they make so much damn money.

  136. Just as true as the Fox news slogan: by Wacky_Wookie · · Score: 1

    Fox News "fair and balanced"

    Microsoft Windows "It just works"

    Mr. Bush "One Nation Under [a christian] God."

    Wacky Wookie "I am the leader of a Penguin Army! Bow before my troops!."

  137. Nothing new by slapout · · Score: 1

    auto-defragmenting in the background
    Another annoying "I know you don't know what you're doing so I'll do it for you" "feature" to turn off.

    the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously
    Hasn't Linux/Unix had that for years?

    and the new ad campaign Microsoft is running to get people excited about Windows
    They did one of those when Windows 95 was released ("Start it up!")

    Nothing new to see here, move along.

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  138. targeting of platforms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If it's got arithmetic logic on it, then I think our software should be targeting it"

    So they'll start copying NetBSD now?

    Wow! Just think about it: Longhorn on VAX!

  139. In other words by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

    Windows introduces... new stuff that's been existing for ages. Like background defrag (come on, every third-party defragmentation tool has been able to do that for years, including the famous Diskeeper), files that can exist in more than one folder? So, links! Like we haven't had this for decades in Un*x-like OSs... Oh, and I'm sure this very feature won't confuse the hell out of most users. (Can you feel the irony?) All that's really new is a pretty UI. Yeah.

  140. It depends on your definition of "Just" by Aumaden · · Score: 1
    Just

    I suspect they were shooting for definition 6 (under adverb):

    6. Simply; certainly: It's just beautiful!
    But doesn't definition 3 seem a better fit?
    3. By a narrow margin; barely: just missed being hit; just caught the bus before it pulled away.
  141. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by TheGavster · · Score: 1

    So, you need every file format in the collection to support the same sort of metadata, and then you need to use a special client to display this metadata. Of course, the OS could embed the metadata and hide it from programs reading the files. I suppose you could also build the metadata viewer into the normal filesystem navigation program. Of course, by the time we get to that point, its pretty much hard linking anyway.

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  142. Fortune-telling, it just works by Myrkridian42 · · Score: 1
    "Jim Allchin, Microsoft's group vice president for platforms, looked at my Apple PowerBook and smugly pointed out that the number of copies of Windows sold this year will be more than all the Macintosh computers used worldwide."

    Luckily for Microsoft, Jim's Magic 8-Ball is never wrong.

  143. "It just works" = Jobs, circa 1990s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, that used to be Steve Job's almost-trademark comment about how things worked in NextStep back in the 1990s. He mentioned it at some point in practically every demo, usually after showing something that was easy in NextStep, but hard in other contemporary systems.

    I guess he should have made it into an actual trademark :-)

  144. At the time, genuine media management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    When iTunes first came out, WinAmp users were still organizing MP3 files in directories, saving dozens of playlists, and spending hours on tag management and file name synching.

    Real had some media management, so did Musicmatch, but they were both messy, confusing, cramped, and slow to search.

    Right from the beginning, iTunes changed music from a wild collection of files on the hard-drive that had to be periodically coralled to a single library entity, searchable, playable, with built-in tag editing that put everything else to shame.

    It took the effort out of having a music library. A lot of geeks are still frustrated with it because they got all their file directory skills for MP3s down pat and the new way doesn't fit them, but can you honestly see twelve year old girls organizing thousands of songs the old way?

    It brought MP3 truly to the masses, not just the college crowd.

    1. Re:At the time, genuine media management by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      You said iTunes, but you meant SoundJam, right?

      And the Real stuff for editing tags was fine, as far as I recall. Amazingly, the library was also playable under Real Jukebox. (mp3s being playable is innovation? This is what I mean about fluid definitions of innovation.)

    2. Re:At the time, genuine media management by fbjon · · Score: 1
      Well, the tag management is unfortunately still there....

      Anyway, I have used MEXP for a long time now, and I haven't seen a playlist in many years. In fact, even before I used MEXP, I didn't use any playlist except one big, containing all files, Since you can search through the playlist with the handy jump function: artist, title, filename, path etc., all from one search box. Win+J is the holy global key combination, man.

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    3. Re:At the time, genuine media management by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Informative

      my experience with itunes:

      1) its an unnessicarily large application, taking up 80-90% of the screen. Contrast with winamp that is about 5 pixles by 50 pixles tucked into the corner of the screen (in minimal mode). so much space is waisted by itunes it reminds me of the difference between meadia player classic and media player 9. the latter sucking balls.

      2) You mentioned file sorting and organization. Winamp picks the ID3 tag first and then if thats not found, switches to listing the file name. Properly named files always sort and render fine. Contrast with itunes. Itunes takes the ID3 tag, sorts all those, then takes the ones with no ID3 tag and shoves them all at the bottom. SO files with no ID3 are basically not searchable via the title and artist attributes. btw ctrl + alt + j does on the fly search thru a playlist way faster (at about 10k songs) than the itunes search

      3) I have yet to find any sort of global hotkeys (ctrl + alt + page down for next song) in intunes. This is probably the most important feature in winamp. It allows you to map global hotkeys to basically do anything to a song.

      4) itunes is huge, winamp is like 600k

      I have an ipod, and thats pretty much the only reason i even bothered installing itunes. when i installed i tunes, despite telling it *NOT* to change my file associations it did. They then had to be manually set back to winamp.(i installed it twice on two different machines so im 100% sure it did it)

      IMHO the ipod UI isnt as hype as everyone here makes it out to be. Yes its a nice interface. yes its like a chick masturbating, but actually its very hard to do anything "advanced". Say for instance i put the player on shuffle. OK so i hit a good track from an album, and i want to hear the next track from that same album. Currently, you have to stop shuffle, navigate to the album and start playing from there. God help you if it switches tracks in the middle of your navigation. Then you have to re navigate again :) Contrast that to winamp (i know its on a PC) where i can just ctrl + alt + - and it instantly and seamlessly switches out of shuffle mode and into linear play.

      I do love my ipod, but they could have added some shortcuts as its especially hard to use while driving.

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    4. Re:At the time, genuine media management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know you can use an ipod without itunes, right?

    5. Re:At the time, genuine media management by Omestes · · Score: 2, Informative

      On my Mac I just click the little green button, and it minimizes to an itty-bitty corner of my screen. I know that it does the same on my XP box, but it was much harder to find. I think it was in the right side of the display window.

      I HATED iTunes when I first installed it (my friends Mac-hype), I really liked winamp MUCH better, even if it did have a buggy side. I was used to INTENSIVE music managment. But in reality is was very cumbersome, just an aquired taste. While iTunes is definatly not perfect, and has some nagging problems, i like it more because of the ease-of-use. I like just adding things, and then never having to think about them again. I love smart playlists, and iTMS took some time, but has grown on me.

      Are you really worried about program size? On my compy iTunes takes up 30MB, which is approx .3% of my immediate primary HD. I guess .06% would be better, but I doubt I'm going to loose any sleep over it.

      It takes about 3 seconds to enter the missing info from the ID3 tags. Beats sitting around correcting them all at some future time.

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    6. Re:At the time, genuine media management by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      1) iTunes in "minimal mode" (as you were comparing it to Winamp's "minimal mode") is only a small corner of the screen. Then again, maybe you're at 640x480, so that might indeed be a problem for you.

      2) In iTunes, IIRC, there's a setting to fill in the filename if the title is blank. In any event, I don't want that shitty "feature" in iTunes, as I would rather it sort properly and give me an indication when a tag isn't correct (like it being somewhere it shouldn't be... the bottom of the list).

      2 again) Also, if you sort a playlist by the field you want to search in, then click any entry in the list (to give the list focus), then type what you're looking for, you'll notice that it "finds" it for you. Additionally, you can make automatically updated playlists that work on arbitrary keywords in the comment tag, which means you never have to search again. Just give your files keywords in the comment field.

      3) Use one of those newfangled "media" keyboards. It works with those. And just remember, Apple designs things that require a mouse. I can think of far more annoying things than not being able to change tracks quickly without a mouse that Apple has done. It used to be impossible to install MacOS without a mouse. An ADB mouse, and as recently as 1999. I have horror stories, and the scars to back them up.

      4) Winamp... 2? Yeah. I still use Winamp 2.91 too (for certain things). Winamp 3 was a non-functional POS. Winamp 5 was worse. And both 3 and 5 were every bit as huge as iTunes. One thing to mention, to slim iTunes down a bit on Windows, stop the iPod Service unless you use an iPod with that machine. It's a real memory hog.

      And for your finishing rant, iTunes doesn't change your file associations. QuickTime does. And it keeps trying. You need to kick QT in the nuts sometimes.

    7. Re:At the time, genuine media management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      utter nonsense.

      there were dozens of capable managers/players when itunes came around.

      who modded this informative?

      sheesh

    8. Re:At the time, genuine media management by ruiner13 · · Score: 1
      "its an unnessicarily large application, taking up 80-90% of the screen. Contrast with winamp that is about 5 pixles by 50 pixles tucked into the corner of the screen (in minimal mode). so much space is waisted by itunes it reminds me of the difference between meadia player classic and media player 9. the latter sucking balls."

      You know there is a feature that lets you minimize it to a small, simple widget that sits in the task bar? Right click on your task-bar, and under "toolbars", you'll see iTunes. When you minimize the iTunes window, it relocates there, then you can move it where you want. Alternately, you can control the thing by right-clicking on the logo in the task bar tray. Heck, you can even make that go-away too and have no hint of itunes on your screen at all, only with music playing in the background.

      You were saying?

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    9. Re:At the time, genuine media management by ruiner13 · · Score: 1
      "I have yet to find any sort of global hotkeys (ctrl + alt + page down for next song) in intunes. This is probably the most important feature in winamp. It allows you to map global hotkeys to basically do anything to a song."

      You're kidding, right? Did you try the right and left arrows?

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    10. Re:At the time, genuine media management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. By the time iTunes came out, Windows Media Player was already telling me which genres I liked to play the most on Friday nights when I didn't have a date, from a vast library of dispersed media on my hard drive. Apple sure as fuck didn't invent this idea. Apple still does it very poorly in comparison.

      Apple doesn't invent stuff. Apple repackages stuff well and gets it to market with more fanfare. Then you fuckos eat it up, with Apple's leftover corn and spinach bits hanging off of your teeth.

    11. Re:At the time, genuine media management by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      1) its an unnessicarily large application, taking up 80-90% of the screen. Contrast with winamp that is about 5 pixles by 50 pixles tucked into the corner of the screen (in minimal mode). so much space is waisted by itunes it reminds me of the difference between meadia player classic and media player 9. the latter sucking balls.

      Um, you know that iTunes has a miniplayer mode, right? Not nearly as small as WinAmp's (I really do like WinAmp as a straight player), but by no means 80-90% of the screen...unless you're in 320x200 mode, perhaps.

      As for size, I think if you have space for a 10+ gigabyte music library, the size of iTunes isn't going to be a dealbreaker. iTunes does a lot more than WinAmp does...whether or not you want those features, they really do justify the size difference. When you have a broadband connection and an 80 GB (or even 30 GB) hard drive, 600KB vs. 10MB is really no difference at all.

      The rest of your complaints are valid, though I'd chalk them up more to difference of opinion than anything. WinAmp's actual player is damn good, and every now and then I still use it over iTunes. However, for a more apples to apples comparison, I've found WinAmp's "Media Library" feature to be kludgy and just downright awful compared to iTunes. So it depends what you're looking for.

    12. Re:At the time, genuine media management by scottgfx · · Score: 1

      Oh my god, your brilliance is astounding...

      Like this Friday night where you are once again alone at home writing Inane AC messages? What kind of angry music is Media Player telling you to listen to now?

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    13. Re:At the time, genuine media management by Vicsun · · Score: 1

      You should really try Foobar2000. Just like iTunes, it is built around the concept of you never having to worry about individual MP3s, but unlike iTunes it has a massive customization potential, along with an MP3 tagger infinitely more powerful than anything I've ever used(and I've used quite a few different ones, including commercial applications).

      For proof of the customizability of Foobar, just check out the gallery posted on their forum. No two foobars are the same =) No, I'm not affiliated with the foobar in any way - I'm just trying to open people's eyes for this wonderful program; I was doing the same thing with firefox until I got everyone I know to switch - when another solution is a lot better I just feel compelled to annoy people until they switch

    14. Re:At the time, genuine media management by javacrypto · · Score: 1
      I use WinAmp for the same reason: global hotkeys.

      I don't think you understand what those are. A global hotkey is where you can control the media player even if it is not in focus . This means that I can be working and listening to music on the headphones, and if someone comes in to ask a question, I can quickly press Ctrl+Alt+Home to pause the current track, rip off the headphones, and talk to whoever it is. When they leave me alone, I press Ctrl+Alt+Home again, and the music is back on.

      I cannot find a similar feature in iTunes. I still use it to rip CDs, but when I want to listen to them, it's back to WinAmp.

      The other posters are right, though. The library management in iTunes sucks, but so does everyone else's. I ended up finding a little program on SourceForge that makes playlists, and I used them with WinAmp's Open dialog.

  145. it works by thephydes · · Score: 1

    just

  146. I swear it was working just a minute ago by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    I can't explain the bluescreen now. It just worked.

  147. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Better how? Filenames are nothing if not searchable metadata. As a bonus they're also hierarchal.

  148. As a Linux lover I agree by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Windows "just" works; just BARELY works....

    Finally truth in advertising!

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  149. Laptops by porkface · · Score: 1

    I hope the OS doesn't try to do all this background management automatically while on battery power or while charging the battery.

  150. As opposed to their old Mantra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just busted.

  151. Can we sue for false advertising? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    Windows and it just works in the same breath is going to take the pole position in the race for the prime example of oxymoron in the newest edition of the dictionary. This is priceless. I wonder if the BSOD is going to be replaced with something else. Will it say "It just works. You're the problem."

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  152. Linux already superior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry but my reiserfs4 doesn't need any defragmenter running in the background, linking files across various directories, running different windows managers etc. has been around for years. in many respects linux is simply years ahead of windows.

  153. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by greed · · Score: 1
    As others have pointed out, Windows has had hardlinks since NT 5.0 (sold to the masses as Windows 2000...).

    I did notice that the Explorer (not the Internet Explorer, the Finder-equivelent) didn't know how to cope, though; it would only update one window's list to show the changes to the file.

    That was a few service packs ago, and I've not tried it on NT 5.1 (errr, XP).

  154. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by killjoe · · Score: 1

    Oh and please make outlook not pop up a modal login window. In fact get rid of modal windows in general.

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  155. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you let it, iTunes organizes the MP3s in the file hierarchy as well. Artist -> Album -> Song. There's a slightly different system for compilations.

  156. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 1

    But when you have a data structure that's not very hierarchial, binding to a hierarchy doesn't make sense.

    With iTunes, I can browse by album, OR by artist, OR by genre, OR by keyword. Not possible with a hierarchial structure.

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  157. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by kabz · · Score: 1

    Yep, kinda like the windows that pops up in Windows XP when you insert a CD, that says 'What do you what me to do ?'.

    There is no answer that says 'Pop this window up and ask what you want to do!'

    This is ironic, since no matter what I select, this is the only action that my machine ever takes !!

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  158. Well guess what by flowerp · · Score: 1


    I bought a mac mini today and I already ordered the Mac OS X 10.4 (Tiger) upgrade.

    This is my first Mac ever. This better be good. ;)

    Christian

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  159. Re:This should have the desktop-linux folks worrie by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    If they can do all that, offer it for free and only charge for support will they have me as a backer.

    No, what will win me over would be if MS stopped playing stupid little closed protocol/patent games.

    I don't mind dropping a few hundred on something that "just works".

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  160. The wizard does not choose Windows... by korbin_dallas · · Score: 1
    FTA: "A major ad campaign slated to start in coming weeks will trumpet the notion that you can do many great things using Windows. "

    ...Mr. Potter, Windows chooses the wizard.

    Curious. Curious indeed. You see Mr. Potter your Windows has the tailfeather of a Phoenix. That Phoenix gave only 1 other tailfeather. To the Windows that 'he-who-must-not-be-named' uses. He did many great things using Windows. TERRIBLE things...but great.

    :^)

    Gee, I hope I don't get sued by that Rowlings b!t(h.

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  161. A short haiku on the matter by Piquan · · Score: 3, Funny

    They say, "It just works".
    I sit with skepticism.
    Microsoft go home.

  162. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Pionar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In fact get rid of modal windows in general

    If that's not the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. Modal dialogs and windows are an important tool.

  163. Cygwin hard links are fake by spitzak · · Score: 1

    They may appear to work, but only for programs linked to the cygwin libraries. Open them with any other program and you get some cryptic garbage with the link target in it.

    1. Re:Cygwin hard links are fake by lgw · · Score: 1

      I can create hard links in Windows that work as expected with applications. Windows Explorer gets a bit confused about file meta-data, but a Word doc, for example, can be edited from any of the instances.

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  164. google? by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

    Google is a competitor?

    I don't see any google OS on the market. If there was one, I'd prolly use it tho

  165. Sweet by omry_y · · Score: 1

    so it will decide to start defraging while i am playing Doom 4 or Duke nukem fornever, ah?
    and I won't even know its happening, right?
    yes, the significant FPS drop will not ring any bells, no doubt.

    Also, I wonder how introducing something such as symlinks to an OS with millions of programs written, most which assume files do not exist in more than one directory will help the "It just works" mantra.
    imagine a circular dependency of directories, (or even simpler a directory that has a link to itself), and a poor unaware program trying to scan on of recursivly.
    A classic "It just crashes" scenario.

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  166. You mean like Windows ME? by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 3, Funny

    I seem to recall that Ballmer had used that exact line ("It Just Works") to describe Windows ME. I can't find the exact reference, but this one might be close.

    I remember this because at the time, one of my colleagues kept mocking Ballmer by deliberately misquoting it as "It just broke." To which I usually responded, "...again."

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    1. Re:You mean like Windows ME? by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok, here it is, I found it:

      http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9904/14/winhec.i dg/

      Back in 1999, Microsoft and Intel were using the "It Just Works" slogan to promote something they called the "Easy PC" initiative. And of course, it was more appropriate then, as it is now, to simply say "It just broke. Again."

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  167. It just works? WTF? by noseplug · · Score: 1

    I'm so excited, I'm having nightmares!

  168. Hacks often "just work" by XpirateX · · Score: 1

    When I'm writing things (as rarely as it is), I often resort to hacking things in a "less than optimal" way. This is often with a comment that says something along the lines of // Come back to this and do it right.
    Now, this hack, albeit ugly, inefficient, a hog, or anything else...it still "just works." The article says:
    the number one design goal for Longhorn has been: "It just works."
    which leads me to think that's what the developers are being told. Quality being job #1? Screw that, just make it work and lets get it out the door by Q4, 2006.

    I may be naive, but that's my impression from this.

  169. wow. progress. by nexus987 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, files can be in more than one folder. Kind of like, uh, symbolic links? And now I don't have to defrag. Great. I hate all that time I have to spend defragging my linux and solaris disks. Oh, wait...

    1. Re:wow. progress. by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      UNIX. It already works.

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    2. Re:wow. progress. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Wow, files can be in more than one folder.
      > Kind of like, uh, symbolic links?

      Windows shortcuts are symbolic links.
      Sounds like they're talking about adding hard links.

    3. Re:wow. progress. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm not really surprised this got modded up, but let me explain why this IS progress.

      The MS demographic does NOT use linux and solaris. This is new for them, and it is an improvement. Nobody said it was innovative, but it most certainly is progress. I'm really sick of people harping on MS for actually improving their OS. Yeah, they're stealing a lot of ideas from all over the place, but not only does that make a LOT of business sense for their company (a lot less risk, and proven results), it improves the product for their customers and raises the standards for the OS with the biggest marketshare out there.

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    4. Re:wow. progress. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, improves it to what's available for free. A real marketing coupe, Redmond-stylee. And you feel this is admirable why exactly?

    5. Re:wow. progress. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think we're harping on them, I think we just EXPECT them to put these features in, and advertise that which is new. I guess I'm trying to say that the defragging in the background should have been there for a long time and if it wasn't, should have been in a patch. It is by no means something to advertise as a killer feature of your new OS. It gets everyone saying .... well, FINALLY instead of... oh cool.

    6. Re:wow. progress. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Because they are a company that exists to make money, and they are doing that in a way which improves the product for their users.

      You can wish all you want for everything in life to be free, but it won't be coming from MS. My point is, this is a good thing for their existing customer base. That customer base is not skilled enough to use the free alternatives, so they pay for one that works best for them.

      I don't even know why I'm responding to this as it seems you're just an AC troll though.

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    7. Re:wow. progress. by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's probably more like hard links - where one file on disk can be two files in the filesystem at the same time. Very handy.

    8. Re:wow. progress. by name773 · · Score: 1

      wow, a person on slashdot with a level head regarding microsoft.
      you're a rarity; please don't leave

    9. Re:wow. progress. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1- hard links
      2- UFS

    10. Re:wow. progress. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And my point is (actually, I'm another AC troll) that they just improved it to the level that the free stuff is at, so their customers are dumb.

      Yes, you heard me, their customers are dumb. Or what do you libertarian types like to say... irrational.

      Their customers are irrational. They're paying more money for a worse product.

    11. Re:wow. progress. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean, a head up microsoft's ass

      somebody who drank the microsoft kool-aid

      See, for those of us who have never used windows, and who don't have a huge emotional investment in the MS platform; for those of us who day-in day-out use Linux which Just Works, Right Now, this latest move by MS seems kinda risible.

  170. To be added in 2 days: by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Before: "It just works."

    After: "So why fix it?"

  171. This is a shorter version of their original mantra by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    "It just works just like Unix!"

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  172. In a pantomime stylee... by hachete · · Score: 1

    "Oh no it doesn't"

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  173. Features = bloat by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
    For older machines, they should say "It just works slower" or "It just works, but not on your POS machine."

    Geez, thanks Ballmer and Gates. Most of the "features" that I read will only cause annoyance to many.

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  174. Re:They copied the features, why not copy the slog by lgw · · Score: 1

    And do you want to bet that background defragmenting will be just as annoying as background indexing? I hate it when my hard drive spins up "for no reason".

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  175. "It Just Works", a pretty accurate slogan - by halber_mensch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Depending on the idiom of "just", I think Microsoft is on the right track here.

    Consider:
    "You get a just a D in this class"
    "You earn just $10 of allowance this week"
    "There are just 50mg of sodium in diet coke"

    Longhorn - It Just Works!
    Does it work well? I'm not saying!

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    1. Re:"It Just Works", a pretty accurate slogan - by guitaristx · · Score: 1

      Are you sure the slogan's name isn't
      It juuuuust works"?

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  176. Stupid Longhorn Shit by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Which means, for example, Longhorn will automatically clean up, or "defragment," your hard drive, if it is required. You won't even know it's happening.

    The fuck I won't. When my hard drive starts rattling for no apparent reason and any app that needs to page in some memory slows to a crawl, I'll know for sure a defrag is happening.

    If you put in a DVD, the volume will automatically adjust and the video will just start playing full screen.

    Unless I don't happen to want it to play fullscreen. At least if it starts in a window there's an obvious "maximize" button to change that. How is it supposed to simplify things to remove all visible controls?

    You also will be able to put files simultaneously in different folders, and find the one you want with much more ease than you can today.

    Yeah, great. This isn't a symlink because that's what they call an "alias". Is it a cross-linked directory entry? What happens when you delete one of the "copies" in an environment where every legacy user in the world is used to see two real copies if they see the same file in two places?

    Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page.

    OK, can someone please explain to me why I'd want this? It'll be too small to read, so unless you put the title up in big bold letters at the top you won'd be able to see anything helpful in text documents. My wife is a professional writer: they don't use things like that when preparing a manuscript for submission. Even then you won't have anything you couldn't have gotten from the filename. You know, that label on the file that's supposed to tell you what's in it? And how will it make things easier to find in a directory with 100 or so files in it without inducing eyestrain?

    Windows is only getting started, as far as Allchin is concerned.

    Windows 1.0 was released in 1985. Sorry Allchin, but 20 years is a long time to still be "only getting started" even for a defense contractor. Why have you taken so much time and still not gotten it right?

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    1. Re:Stupid Longhorn Shit by Councilor+Hart · · Score: 0

      Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page.
      OK, can someone please explain to me why I'd want this? It'll be too small to read, so unless you put the title up in big bold letters at the top you won'd be able to see anything helpful in text documents.

      It's a feature from Mac OS X. It shows part of the file content (not for all types though) in the finder when it's in column view. It's quite readable.
      it's about 23 characters wide and 9 lines deep with a slightly smaller fontsize.

  177. Microsoft Plug And Play by Thu25245 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Plug and play" used to be a phrase used by Mac users to describe the installation of new hardware.

    With Windows 95, Microsoft created a "standard" called Plug And Play. Of course, the Microsoft version involved the Add Hardware Wizard, which, in the opinion of many Macintosh users then and now, is entirely contrary to the idea of plug and play. (To be fair, the classic Mac OS wasn't always literally plug and play, either, but OS X almost always is.)

    I can only wonder what the It Just Works philosophy will give us.

    1. Re:Microsoft Plug And Play by captain_craptacular · · Score: 1

      Close, but wrong.

      Microsoft invented "Plug and PRAY", not "Plug and Play".

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    2. Re:Microsoft Plug And Play by dodobh · · Score: 1

      FSVO hardware. When it can pick up any random hardware I can throw at it, I'll be impressed.

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    3. Re:Microsoft Plug And Play by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

      If we are going to pick nits (grin), Plug-and-Play actually dates back to the Amiga. Mi Amiga 1000 had it in '85 when I bought it. It worked accurately and well, which is more than I can say for either the Mac or Windows versions that still give me fits. I still miss mi Amigas!

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    4. Re:Microsoft Plug And Play by taboo959 · · Score: 1
      At a guess?


      1/ plug in device

      2/ OS checks to ensure that you have a "valid" license for that device

      3/ if license is not valid go to step 20

      4/ attempt to connect to the vendors website

      5/ if contact fails go to step 20

      6/ check with vendor to ensure that license is valid

      7/ if license is not valid go to step 20

      8/ check that vendors license is valid and up-to-date

      9/ if license is not valid go to step 20

      10/ check that vendor is paid-in-full member of the It Just Works(TM) program

      11/ if license is not valid go to step 20

      12/ attempt to download driver from vendor

      13/ if download fails go to step 20

      14/ install driver on client machine

      15/ if install fails go to step 20

      16/ request user to reboot machine

      17/ final check for valid license for all components and software on machine at restart

      18/ if any license is found not valid go to step 20

      19/ "Lucky", the helpful animated llama, appears and announces "Your new device is ready for use. Have a nice day." End of install, ignore step 20

      20/ "Lucky", the helpful animated cigarette, appears and announces "I'm sorry, but Microsoft has determined that you are a loathesome pirate. Your system will now shut down permanently. If you feel that this was in error, please contact your Microsoft representative at 555-555-5555....$5 per minute usage charge may apply. Have nice day."


      The difference between this and what happened before is the layers of "security" checks and that it will all happen auto-magically in the background....meaning that it only takes 5 minutes to fuck up your machine instead of the 15-30 it previously did. And it'll make a MUCH bigger mess of things.

      See? It Just Works(TM)....for Microsoft. ^^



      PS oops, almost forgot (this IS Slashdot, after all).......21/ profit even more!

  178. Typo, should be "FINALLY, It Just Works" by monkeyinabox · · Score: 1

    Of course we all know, no matter what the slogan, it won't.

  179. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "I don't care if the feature is there, or what the default state is, as long as I don't have to go somewhere arcane that I'd never think of without hours of exploring to turn it off... Just like I hated having to figure out that the power settings for my hard drive were in "Display Settings" under screen saver."

    Yup...I've had some things I had to go into the registry to change, no other way to do it.

    Hope they do away with THAT clusterfsck of a nightmare...

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  180. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by ikegami · · Score: 1

    Or even soft linking! Every try to do something with "c:\shortcut_to_dir\bla.doc"? "c:\shortcut_to_dir.lnk\bla.doc" fails too.

  181. wrong one by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Funny

    here is the right one:

    It just works. Sometimes.

    1. Re:wrong one by Flendon · · Score: 1

      It just works...We just don't know how...That's why we can't fix the bugs.

      It just works...For the hackers trying to get in.

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    2. Re:wrong one by mjtg · · Score: 1

      Or how about: "It works - just".

    3. Re:wrong one by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      It works... and then pisses you off to where you want to make it not work. Or to be simple; it never works.

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    4. Re:wrong one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong again. It's actually:

      It might works
      *segmentation fault*

    5. re: wrong one by serutan · · Score: 1

      I thought the mantra was:

      "It just works on a 4-GHz processor with a gig of RAM and a 300-Mb hard drive."

  182. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Right. Like Tiger does it. We'll see the state of the art next Friday. Too bad Microsoft only has a year to try and hack together something that's buzzword-compliant.

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  183. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by killjoe · · Score: 1

    Sez who? I use my mac all the time without modal dialog boxes and windows.

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  184. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by EXrider · · Score: 1

    Who want's to shoot that fucking dog that comes up when you try to search for a file? They finally took away clippy and now we get that bastard. I hate the new search dialogs in XP. Didn't they learn their lesson?

    When you click whatever makes it go away, you have to wait and watch a stupid animation of it walking away too, I think if I've decided I don't want to see the stupid thing it shoud poof away in a split second, not stroll off the screen at it's own leisure. Get out of the way and let me do my damn search (for spyware elements usually).

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  185. It just works? by Decameron81 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft: "It just works!!!!!!"

    Customer: "Cool!! Can i test it?"

    Microsoft: "erm..." - eyes the calendar

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  186. I already have an "It Just Works" system ... by Mr.Surly · · Score: 1

    ... it's running Ubuntu.

    Flawless installation:
    Sound
    3d graphics
    usb camera
    usb scanner
    usb mouse
    802.11 wireless (only had to enter encryption key)
    usb printer

    All of them worked the first time with no drivers to install. My experience with XP was somewhat lacking in comparison.

  187. In MS's defense. by bombadillo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the Article.... "You shouldn't have to spend a lot of time struggling with things," Allchin said, adding that the number one design goal for Longhorn has been: "It just works."

    This looks like it is being taken out of context. Notice they split his sentence into two parts. I don't see MS using this term anywhere else in the article or stumping on the "It just works" slogan.

    I am a Linux and Mac fan. I also think LongHorn is playing catch up to apple as far as UI goes. However, this article is a little unfair. Definitely anti-MS propoganda. Which is good :)

    1. Re:In MS's defense. by bani · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am a Linux and Mac fan. I also think LongHorn is playing catch up to apple as far as UI goes."

      You obviously don't have a mac.

      I have one, and OSX/Aqua is no end of illogical ui frustrations. Apple completely abandoned most of their original macos UI design guidelines in favor of eye candy.

    2. Re:In MS's defense. by rreay · · Score: 1

      Actually at WinHEC 2004 (About 1 year ago) Bill Gates himself talked about the all MS initiative of "It Just Works". He also declared the floppy disk dead. It was wierd to see.

    3. Re:In MS's defense. by euxneks · · Score: 1

      You must be an OS 9 user originally. I use linux and OSX and I have to say that OSX has a really nice functionality to it.

      I'm curious about the illogical ui frustrations you're having.

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    4. Re:In MS's defense. by surfimp · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't have a mac.

      You obviously don't have a PC.

    5. Re:In MS's defense. by indiechild · · Score: 1

      I use OS X 10.3 and Windows XP on a daily basis at home and at work, and I've found OS X to be a bit more intuitive to use than XP. I spend less time hunting around for settings to change and so on.

      I remember using OS 9 a few years back while doing work experience at a design studio, and I hated it. Most of the interface didn't make much sense to me.

      I look forward to trying OS X Tiger and seeing what new goodies the Apple people have brought us...

  188. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, iTunes does like to re-organize the files. Thing is, I don't care. I haven't given a lick of thought to the file hierarchy since I figured out what was up with the database.

    At first, I was seriously annoyed that it whacked my file structure. Then, I understood what it was doing, and the file structure was irrelevant.

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  189. Just? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    But windows already only just works!? Im sticking with 2000...

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  190. Here's Clippy! by mranchovy · · Score: 1

    It looks like you want an operating system that just works. Would you like to:

    1. Hunt through a bunch of dialog boxes to turn on/off a specific setting?

    2. Clean off a bunch of spyware?

    3. Spend hours downloading and installing security patches?

    4. Spend days reinstalling Windows because one feature you need on one application doesn't work right?

    5. Figure out how to get rid of Clippy

    Seriously, Apple doesn't have to say their operating system "just works." Mac users (including those of us on /.) do it for them. And if Allchin is talking about how Windows is going to "just work," it looks like he's a little late.

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  191. I've got a better idea... by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 1

    It just sucks.. Yeah baby, it does.
    bwahaha :) now give me all your money please :)

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  192. Repost? by ModifiedDog · · Score: 1

    Hmm, seems like I read about this recently...

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/04/21/195321 4&tid=149

  193. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by secolactico · · Score: 1

    There is no answer that says 'Pop this window up and ask what you want to do!'

    I hate that dialog. Even if you choose "don't ask me again for this type of disk", next time you insert another disk (of the same type), pop comes the dialog.

    Turning off autoplay is the only way to get rid of that, it seems.

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  194. Re:They copied the features, why not copy the slog by hunterx11 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Apparently it doesn't spin up "for no reason." From http://www.kernelthread.com/mac/apme/fragmentation /:

    When a file is opened on an HFS+ volume, the following conditions are tested:

    • If the file is less than 20 MB in size
    • If the file is not already busy
    • If the file is not read-only
    • If the file has more than eight extents
    • If the system has been up for at least three minutes

    If all of the above conditions are satisfied, the file is relocated -- it is defragmented on-the-fly.

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  195. alias ls='ls -l' by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    I bet the reason you think "ls" == "ls -l" is that you have an alias set to give you full listings when you type "ls" alone. The actual default of "ls" is
    ls -C
    , which lists the current directory by columns.

    Usually this alias is used to help DOS users migrate to Linux/Unix more gracefully.

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    1. Re:alias ls='ls -l' by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Actually, the point wasn't about what the default is. My ls alias is actually --color=auto --classify. The point was that people, such as those I was responding to, seem to think that certain options are necessary when they are not. -f is not a mandatory ln option any more than -l is a mandatory ls option.

    2. Re:alias ls='ls -l' by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      He's wrong, anyhow. The default is only -C when the output device isatty().

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    3. Re:alias ls='ls -l' by ari_j · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that the reason I selected the "ls -l is how you list your files" assertion as an example is that -l is specifically not a part of my ls alias, so I end up typing 'ls -l' (or, admittedly more often, -lh) a lot to list files.

      I also highly doubt that -l makes DOS users feel comfortable. Not that DOS users still exist, but I just don't think they'd be comforted. I can hear them all asking at once, "Why is my directory dirwicksed?" the first time they see the -l output.

  196. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by hawk · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but "just works" has been built in to mac for over 20 years. It's a new idea for MS :)

    hawk

  197. Not even that by itistoday · · Score: 5, Insightful
    2. Microsoft tries to automatically do complicated things for the user.
    Actually, Microsoft doesn't even do this. As an example, we can compare network sharing between the two operating systems:

    Mac OS X:
    To turn on sharing, open up System Preferences > Sharing > Turn On File Sharing. Done. If anyone connects to the shared computer, they have to either login with the user name and pass, or access it as a Guest. Guest's only have access to each user's Public folder (which also has a dropbox inside).

    Windows:
    Right-click a folder > Sharing Tab > Share this folder. Now by default anyone can access this folder. To moderate access you have to open up Windows Explorer > Tools Menu > Folder Options > *View* (wtf??) > scroll down and check a box that says something along the lines of:
    Show advanced sharing options (NOT RECOMMENDED!)
    Then you've got to go back and right click the shared folder, go the sharing tab, and configure the new confusing options. The options make you manually type in the name of the users (or groups) that are allowed to have access to the folder. Finally, you're done setting up sharing on Windows.
    1. Re:Not even that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this insightful? If you want to make a usability comparison, put Apple against the crappy (but ever usable) Simplified File Sharing.

      Comparing it to the full sharing options, and then imagining difficulty where there is none (you never have to manually type user names; when you click "Add.." - makes sense right? - you can get a nice list) is just astroturfing.

    2. Re:Not even that by itistoday · · Score: 1

      *whoosh*

      Hear that? That's the sound of you completely missing the point. The point is that Window's default "Simplified File Sharing" is completely insecure, allowing everyone access to your files. Most people don't want everyone on the network to have access to their files, and so I outlined the steps necessary that one must take to bring Windows to the same "level" of file sharing as OS X, which is secure by default.

    3. Re:Not even that by itistoday · · Score: 1
      when you click "Add.." - makes sense right? - you can get a nice list) is just astroturfing.
      Silly me, how could I not have seen that option there with Microsoft's great interface? Just in case there are any other silly dolts out there like me who miss such an obvious option, I'll outline the steps to do this:
      1. Open up windows explorer, and open the Folder Options item under the Tools menu.
      2. Click the View tab
      3. Scroll down and uncheck the box that says "Use Simple File Sharing [Not Recommended!]" Don't let the warning fool you, it's perfectly safe I'm sure.
      4. Click OK and right-click a desired folder to share and click Properties.
      5. Go into the sharing tab and click Permissions.
      6. Remove "Everyone" and click Add...
      7. Click Advanced...
      8. Click "Object Types" and select what you want to add (Users, Groups, etc).
      9. Click "Find Now".
      10. Select from the list the desired user you want to allow access to the share and click OK.
      11. Repeat Steps 7 to 10 to add any additional Users or Groups.
      12. Click OK in all windows.
      13. Step 13? There is no step 13! Congratulations! You just shared a single folder securely using Microsoft Windows!
      I don't know how I missed that!
    4. Re:Not even that by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Step 13? There is no step 13! Congratulations! You just shared a single folder securely using Microsoft Windows!

      Now post a similar list of detailed instructions for achieving the same end in OS X - because the steps you posted here certainly don't constitute a fair comparison.

    5. Re:Not even that by itistoday · · Score: 1

      What's not fair about them?

    6. Re:Not even that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just works.

      In coporate Windows, file sharing is done at the server. Desktops sharing files are found in home or soho environments, where everyone is allowed to read all shared files.

    7. Re:Not even that by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      You have posted steps to share a specific folder to a specific user (both difficult to achieve in OS X without non-trivial knowledge or third party tools).

      Your OSX example only detailed sharing a generic folder to everyone with a valid login.

      You ignore the fact that Windows in "Simple file sharing mode" has an *identical* facility to OS X's "Public Folder" (ie: not sharing a specific folder, but just having a generic area to move things to share) *in addition to* being able to share specific folders.

      You ignore that in a home networking scenario, being able to restrict access more specifically than "Read only" or "Read/write" (both of which "Simple file sharing" can do) is rarely required.

      In short, as I said, your comparison is not fair. Detail the steps for sharing a specific folder to specific users on OS X, and you'll have a fair comparison to your Windows procedure.

    8. Re:Not even that by itistoday · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. I don't want to get into a long debate about this, but there are distinct philosophical differences at work here. I'd first say that you ignore the fact that most people would rather be able to restrict access to their computers, whether its from family members or not. Secondly, Windows "simple file sharing mode" is not identical to OS X's public folder, seeing as the folder shared is My Documents, a folder commonly used by most people to store documents they don't necessarily want shared, and it doesn't have a drop box in it. And finally before I oblige your request, I'd like to say that the way OS X does it means that there's little to share specific folders. I challenge you to come up with an example where the public folder won't do, and giving them access privs also won't do.

      However, if you want to share a specific folder you have to use a third-party app called SharePoints (available off versiontracker.com). This is an admittedly very user-unfriendly application, but hey, most people will have any use for it, unlike the situation with Windows, where usually the preferred method of file sharing is with access restrictions.

    9. Re:Not even that by itistoday · · Score: 1

      I should learn to double-check a post before posting... (changes highlighted in bold)

      You're missing the point. I don't want to get into a long debate about this, but there are distinct philosophical differences at work here. I'd first say that you ignore the fact that most people would rather be able to restrict access to their computers, whether its from family members or not. Secondly, Windows "simple file sharing mode" is not identical to OS X's public folder, seeing as the folder shared is My Documents, a folder commonly used by most people to store documents they don't necessarily want shared, and it doesn't have a drop box in it. And finally before I oblige your request, I'd like to say that the way OS X does it means that there's little reason to share specific folders. I challenge you to come up with an example where the public folder won't do, and giving them access privs also won't do. However, if you want to share a specific folder you have to use a third-party app called SharePoints (available off versiontracker.com). This is an admittedly very user-unfriendly application, but hey, few people will have any use for it, unlike the situation with Windows, where usually the preferred method of file sharing is with access restrictions.

  198. obviously the result of customer feedback by whoisshe · · Score: 0
    MS marketing jim: so, mr. consumer, what would you like to see in the next version of windows?

    unenlightened windows user: I JUST WANT IT TO FUCKING WORK!

    MS marketing jim: "hmm, well, bob, it seems they want something that 'just works'. try put that in the commercials and see if they buy it."

    MS marketing bob: "come on, bob. these fucking idiots always end up buying it."

    MS marketing jim: "that's true. it's miller time. let's roam the neighborhood and shoot people's pets!"

    MS marketing bob: "HELL YEAH!"

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  199. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by lgw · · Score: 1

    Just horribly misused in multiple document interfaces. If you have a dailog open in Outlook, and use Word as your email editor, you can't edit any word document until it's closed? Who thought *that* was a good idea?

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  200. Should be - It still sucks! by quark007 · · Score: 1

    instead of 'It just works!'

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  201. No longer a pain ...pane ? by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    Even better would be

    Windows, no longer a pain!

  202. Macs used by "lone wolves"? by King_TJ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to disagree. I, too, own a Powerbook, as well as a dual 2Ghz G5 tower, a Mac Mini, and an Athlon 64 based PC tower. I use PCs and Windows every day for work, so I'm not one of these stereotypical "graphics arts" Mac using guys or anything....

    Microsoft loves to tout "the numbers" because that's really all they have going for them. Quantity does not equate to quality, however. There's something to be said for any company that strives to produce a top-tier product, even when that means not being capable of producing large numbers of it to "dominate the marketplace".

    Many of the best musical instruments aren't cranked out by the millions by a manufacturer. Rather, they're painstakingly assembled by hand, in small numbers. If they weren't "niche" products, they wouldn't be worthwhile products at all.

    The gaming market, right now, is all about quantity too - so it goes without saying that they're all over the Windows platform. Still, one can argue that many of the best/most entertaining games are only available for game consoles - not for Mac *or* PC. And it's beginning to look like this trend is only going to gain more momentum. (Again, when you're shooting for maximum sales numbers above all else, you start thinking in terms of "Why not write this for one specific hardware configuration we KNOW is in a given console, rather than trying to support all these potential PC software conflicts and gaming peripherals, etc.?")

    Meanwhile, game consoles seem to be headed towards using the same processor that's in the Mac, not the PC ... so maybe porting to OS X will become easier than porting to Windows in the future?

    I use my PC pretty much only for gaming these days, and my Mac for everything else. If I invest a couple hundred bucks or so in a new generation console (XBox 2 or something), I could probably ditch the Windows PC completely and not really miss it.

    1. Re:Macs used by "lone wolves"? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, game consoles seem to be headed towards using the same processor that's in the Mac, not the PC ... so maybe porting to OS X will become easier than porting to Windows in the future?

      Doubtful. The games houses will (or at least SHOULD...) be coding to an API rather than direct to the metal.

      In which case "how easy is it to port" becomes "does the API exist elsewhere?" rather than "What else looks like this, hardware-wise?". Bit like how most Unix-y programs can be made to run on vastly different hardware as long as it's running some flavour of unix.

    2. Re:Macs used by "lone wolves"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy hit it on the head. His point about musical instruments is right on. I consider Gibson (and Fender) the MS of musical instruments. They buy out small niche builders, move the manufacturing to Korea, then the istruments turn to shit. Crappy wood, cheap hardware, all machine made etc. But somehow, the price remains the same and the (uninformed) public doesn't know the difference. Tobias basses, PRS, Kramer and Steinberger guitars are an example of this. Once a great instrument, now Kmart quality.

      I am sure Britney Spears has sold hundreds of millions more cds than, say Buckethead, Steve Vai and Satriani combined, but this doesn't make her talented. At all. I for one hope Apple stays a niche market, because at a certain point, a company becomes TOO big, and well... you know the rest.

    3. Re:Macs used by "lone wolves"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CPU in the PC and the Mac is largely irrelevant. Mac wasn't using that CPU either until recently, and Windows NT was sold on PowerPC back in the 90s. Either OS could easily function on either platform. Windows NT was designed for a RISC CPU called the N10 which was a false start. x86 was the backup. It's been ported to many architectures, although x86 is the most prevalent.

      Why?

      The difference is the philosophy. Microsoft produces an OS which it licenses to OEMs whom build and sell the hardware. Apple produces an OS which it ships on machines it builds internally. Microsoft is strictly a software company and derives it's sales from licensing. Apple is mostly a hardware company, and derives it's hardware sales through software. When outside companies build a PC and bundle a license of Windows, Microsoft wins. When outside companies build a "Macintosh" and bundle Mac OS X, Apple loses.

      The x86-PC is more prevalent because everyone builds them and they compete with each other. Microsoft is just along for the ride. Apple expressedly forbids this model and has repeatedly shut down those who build "clones." As such Apple will always be "doomed", if you want to call it that, to their niche, because it is theirs alone.

      Makes you wonder what would happen if Apple would license Mac OS X to OEMs.

  203. It hasn't "Just Worked" in twenty years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their products have never "just worked" in twenty years, what makes anyone believe they can, or even should, do it now?

    DOS: half-ass command-line tools like MORE and screwed over batch programming, memory juggling with QEMM, Memmaker, etc, video and LAN technology, driver, and hardware fiascos, etc.

    Windows pre-XP: an OS in a Clown Suit. need I really say more?

    There was never a reason: The Unix history of doing things, *complete with source code*, has always been there, to be mimiced at the very least.

    Dumb people buy anything, and I watched as a young, unempowered noob while the uninformed made MS rich.

  204. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by TheGavster · · Score: 1

    If you have a hard linking filesystem, you CAN browse in any way the file is sorted. As a plus, doing on the filesystem level allows you to organize a variety of types of file and have them opened by your prefered application. The idea is, if you can give a file multiple paths via linking, you don't need metadata, and you don't need a specialized program for viewing the structure.

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  205. They've Got It Wrong by StratoChief66 · · Score: 1

    More like, "It Works, Just" as in if it were an iota worse we would all throw up our hands and clamor to Apple.

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  206. a round of applause for microsoft by matt+me · · Score: 1

    they've taken some of their competitors highly successful ideas and are implementing them into their own product. as 'freelock' comments in said article - "Windows isn't ready for the desktop yet. Maybe with Longhorn..."

  207. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 1

    But something has to create that multiple paths linking. It doesn't just automagically happen. And you sure DO need a "specialized program"...you need a file browser that understands that hard linking file system.

    Don't worry. Apple's got this stuff figured out. Microsoft will be able to ride their coattails to almost-usability sometime in 2011.

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  208. Actually they are dsylexic.. should be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those who are forced to use Windows: It's Just Work

  209. Actually, they are bad typists; should be... by RPoet · · Score: 1

    It Just Borks

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  210. "It Just works" and Linux by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 1

    Linux falls under a couple of categories dealing with this:

    1. Its Supported, it just works.
    2. Its not supported, it still works.
    3. Its not supported, it doesn't work because the hardware manufacturer dilberatly made it so it wouldn't work.
    4. It does work, you just don't know how to use it.

    1. Re:"It Just works" and Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my many years experience with linux, the TRUE list goes like this:

      1) Its supported, it barely works, most of the time, but all fancy features of the hardware are not supported at all. And then it usually only works at that level after hours or days of searching on the web for the latest driver bug fixes, configuration advice hacking and recompiling.
      2) Its not supported. It doesn't work at all.
      3) Its not supported, it doesn't work at all.
      4) It doesn't work, no matter how hard you try to get it to work.

  211. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by daVinci1980 · · Score: 1

    Like Tiger does it? Unix has been doing this for what... 30 years now?

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  212. It Just Works by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1


    Wonder how much RAM we will need to find out just how good it works?

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    (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
  213. A reboot by ozten · · Score: 1

    A reboot, and it just works.

  214. Re:They copied the features, why not copy the slog by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, sure, but Windows won't do that. You'll be idleing at your PC when suddenly the disk will go to 100% usage for a few seconds, just long enough to wonder WTF, but not long enough to get to the bottom of it.

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  215. Unreal by ShaKti · · Score: 0

    "Jim Allchin, Microsoft's group vice president for platforms, looked at my Apple PowerBook and smugly pointed out that the number of copies of Windows sold this year will be more than all the Macintosh computers used worldwide."

    Kind of like Green Day trumpeting a platinum record in front of Itzak Perlman, as if they're the real artists.

  216. Works with What? by chrisale · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Making Windows "Just work" by automating tasks has nothing to do with how Apple has been successful making their Operating System "Just Work".

    The reason this phrase is synonimous with Apple is because, since the beginning, when you sat down in front of your Mac and *you* the USER tried to do something, you just did it. Yourself.

    That's what "It Just works" means... it's the user coming back and telling their friend,

    "Hey I just plugged in my video camera and made a movie in like 5 minutes. I don't really know how I did it, but I did, IT JUST WORKED!"

    Apple can accomplish this because of it's control on hardware and OS integration. It works because the software is designed to take care of the basics behind the scenes and let the User take control of the situation.

    "It Just Works" does not equal more Wizards that delay and annoy you or "helpful" messages like, "You have unused items on your Desktop, please let me delete them!"

    It Just Works means the computer facilitates the process so that the User feels as though they are empowered and able to accomplish a task.

  217. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by gyg · · Score: 1

    Why? For example, I like my LaTeX dirs sharing certain files (.bib, headers, etc.), which I achieve via softlinks. I'm sure I could have put them on the global LaTeX path somewhere, but why bother to find out how?
    ln -s is good enough for me.

    Incidentally, a good reason to use softlinks over hardlinks is that e.g. emacs apparently tends to save the _old_ version (filename~) under the old inode, creating a new inode for the edited version (filename). Thus suddenly the other hardlinks point to the old version - not good. Using softlinks eliminates this problem.

  218. Slogans for the prior versions of Windows by AllTheGoodNamesWereT · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Microsoft has been using "It just works" as the slogan for Windows since prior to the release of Windows XP. Here's a comment that was posted to rec.humor.funny in May 2001:
    Microsoft Windows slogans
    wc@speakeasy.net (John B. Williston)

    After first seeing Microsoft's slogan for its upcoming Windows XP operating system, "it just works," I couldn't help wondering: what were the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they became obvious.

    Windows 1.0: Good joke, eh?
    Windows 2.0: Still funny, isn't it?
    Windows 286: Yeah, we're still kidding.
    Windows 386: Going boldly where Desqview has been for years.
    Windows 3.0: It's finally worth buying!
    Windows 3.1: It's finally worth using!
    Windows 95: Going boldly where the Mac has been for years.
    Windows 98: More usable! Less stable!
    Windows 98SE: More stable! Less usable!
    Windows ME: Less usable AND less stable!
    NT 1.0: Give me more hardware! NOW!!!
    NT 2.0: Dammit, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!!
    NT 3.0: Which part of "more hardware" do you not understand?
    NT 3.5: With enough hardware, I'd work. Honest.
    NT 4.0: Does less than Win98 with twice the hardware at one-half the speed.
    Windows 2K: Works almost as well as Windows 98! Honest!
    Windows XP: It just works.
    1. Re:Slogans for the prior versions of Windows by demon · · Score: 1

      Actually, NT 3.1 was the first version. Yeah, I know, it didn't make sense then either.

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      Sam: "That was needlessly cryptic."
      Max: "I'd be peeing my pants if I wore any!"
  219. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by gyg · · Score: 1

    Why "much better"? Why not have both, to each his favorite? Incidentally, does iTunes support a hierarchical structure, tree-like, kinda like a directory tree? Or just top-level labels, kinda like a RDBMS table? I happen to like the former.

  220. A more problematic theft: by darkonc · · Score: 1

    Them stealing 'It just works' from Apple kinda makes me giggle -- but what worries me sick is the possibility that they've now patented hard links (and/or symlinks that actually work)

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  221. crosslinked directory entries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you think happens when you delete one? Same thing as on unix (hard links). One disappears, the other still exists.

    Why make up stuff to bitch about? MS has enough real problems that you don't need to invent any.

    Also, the defragging is likely to be "on-the-fly". That is, it doesn't explictly defrag ever. So you may be wrong there too. Basically, "on-the-fly" defragging works by just ensuring files are contiguous when they are written.

    1. Re:crosslinked directory entries... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Well, they're not saying are they? Did the article say how they were implementing these double directory entries? I wouldn't put it past them to delete both if you delete one. "Ah," says Clippy, "you want to delete 'the file'! Here ya go! Have a nice day!"

      But what the article did say about defragging was that it would take place "automatically" "if it is required." That's not the same thing as writing contiguous files in the first place, or some other sensible scheme that makes defragging unnecessary.

      I understand you want to give credit where credit is due, but none appears here so far. Based on MS' track record, I'll believe it works well when I see it and not before.

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      And the brethren went away edified.
    2. Re:crosslinked directory entries... by wootest · · Score: 1

      But what the article did say about defragging was that it would take place "automatically" "if it is required." That's not the same thing as writing contiguous files in the first place, or some other sensible scheme that makes defragging unnecessary.

      It sounds like they'll do the same as OS X's implementation, in which every file below 20MB will be "defragged" - rewritten continiously to disk - when it's opened, read from or written to, if needed. The alternative is of course scheduled defragmentation, which will be a pain, and has been for scheduled indexing and so on in the past. I'm just hoping Longhorn takes the pragmatic route as much as you do.

      As for "one file in more than one place", I think this refers to whatever the Longhorn term for Smart Folder is - canned and constantly updated search results. Technically it's not in two places at the same time, it just looks that way in Windows Explorer. To be semantically correct and in tandem with the file system, these folders should contain *shortcuts* to the individual files.

    3. Re:crosslinked directory entries... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Part of the trouble I'm having with this is that I actually feel better about XP (SP1)* than I have about any other MS OS I've used so far. There have been no compatability problems, it's nicely configurable, and it's been rock-solid stable for me to date. I'd prefer they didn't screw it up. Who knows? Maybe they've learned something over the last decade or so. But as a longtime Win98 user, I think I'm understandably gun-shy.

      *I haven't yet worked up the nerve to upgrade to SP2.

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      And the brethren went away edified.
  222. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 1

    It's entirely possible that I'm ignorant on the subject, but no, I'm not aware of any remotely usable tool for browsing file metadata on UNIX. I'm sure there's some command line thing that Eric Raymond chipped out of a piece of flint, that has a MAN page measured in megabytes.

    But I'm talking about things that are actually useful to people who don't have serial ports in the backs of their skulls.

    Don't get me wrong! I'm GLAD there are people with serial ports in the backs of their skulls working on computers. I just don't want to be one.

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  223. Perhaps this is what they meant... by mcgrude · · Score: 1

    One of the definitions of 'just' is 'by a narrow margin; barely'.

    Perhaps that is the meaning they intend.

  224. Marshall McLuhan twist by ElitistWhiner · · Score: 1

    to this "It just works" uses Apple's Steve Jobs haiku for their own gain. It's akin to having Apple carry MS's water for them.

    If MS is able to pull this heist-off, their monopoly is an all consuming field that simply absorbs any penetration at the fringes and morphs it back into the field again. McLuhan through and through.

  225. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by TheGavster · · Score: 1

    Really, if the filesystem supports linking on a basic level, any file browser will work. A link is simply another path, and works transparently, just like you can refer to a file using a relative path. If the browser displays file info (in the manner of ls -l), you might need to handle a new attribute type, but that's all.

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  226. Mod parent up FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha!

  227. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's being implemented as in Tiger, they really aren't in 2 directories. M$ calls them virtual directories... I forget what it's called in OS X.

    Basically, you create search criteria to find a group of files spread across the file system. When you save it, it creates what looks like a directory, but it's really saved search criteria. When you open the "directory" it just reruns the search and presents the files that matched.

    So it's really kinda like an SQL view in a way and the contents will change dynamically as files in their real directories come and go.

    I think it's pretty cool and even cooler that I get to take advantage of it in 7days with Tiger rather than 17mos with Longhorn.

  228. Microsoft Word Thesaurus by BigTunaCan · · Score: 1, Funny

    It should be noted that these are a few of the synonyms for "just" in the Microsoft Word Thesaurus. Barely Hardly Scarcely Slightly

  229. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by thetoastman · · Score: 1
    If you want a Longhorn machine to automatically configure itself so you can work in a coffee shop, it will. If you put in a DVD, the volume will automatically adjust and the video will just start playing full screen. "You shouldn't have to spend a lot of time struggling with things," Allchin said, adding that the number one design goal for Longhorn has been: "It just works."

    This is the philosophy that makes Windows such a challenge to use in situations not thought up by Microsoft programmers.

    Microsoft software doesn't make it easy for you to accomplish tasks. Microsoft engineers design software that makes it easy to do what they think you want to do in the way that they think you want to do it.

    This approach to usability can create a lot of problems. Some of these are as follows:

    • Inconsistent user interface for accomplishing similar tasks
    • Automatic actions that aren't what the user wished to have happen
    • Forcing the user to think in patterns that are uncomfortable
    • Discouraging a user to learn how to use the tool

    This approach not only shows up in the user interface, but also in the software architecture. Internet Explorer just assumes things about page layout that may or may not be true. All sorts of interesting CSS hacks are needed in order to get pages to display more or less correctly in Internet Explorer. Most of these issues are probably not bugs, but Microsoft engineers trying to protect people (web authors) from mistakes.

    Protecting people from mistakes may be laudable, but this level of protection actually discourages someone from intelligently using a computer.

    I think this in loco parentis attitude encourages the Joe Sixpack and clueless newbie users.

    I don't know how Microsoft helps change this culture that they've played a major part in creating. Changing this would be a fundamental philosophical shift for Microsoft.

  230. MS-Bugs 2.0 by DrPlutoMadre · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't there stuff have worked a long time ago? Let's see.... Windows NT 3.51 (1995 or so), Windows NT 4, ... Windows 2000.

    Crash Crash Crash.

    And now, supposedly, it works. I have spent so many of my years as a professional dealing with MS-Bugs that I just can't believe it. Maybe this is MS-Bugs 2.0.

    1. Re:MS-Bugs 2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It works now, with one thing the 30 year history of Unix doesnt. Full standardized integration, robust driver and hardware support, stable robust GUI UI, robust interface to not only the home user, but business users, cheaper hardware, no fragmentation, vast pool of supported applications etc etc etc. Those crap steps like NT 3.51 where simply steps in a direction your world completely ignored and mocked for years. If we followed the Unix mans path, we'd still be using things like terminals, vi, serial connectors vers 5 etc and theyd call it revolutionary.

      Now we have the same Big Iron folks clamoring just to keep up, and freebies like Linux trying to play ctach up. The whole vaporware, its crap and buggy arguments have just been handed an ass whipping.

  231. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 1

    When I say "much better", I'm expressing my opinion. Since I don't have either the power, or the inclination, to deny you your choices, I am free to express my opinion, and you are free to disregard it.

    iTunes organizes files into Artist/Album/Track.mp3 file structure, but I never pay any attention to that. I build a playlist by saying "bring me the 500 most recently added tracks that are not yet rated, and are in the Electronic or Ambient genres".

    I'm not a database guy, so I don't know how to answer your second question. Fortunately, iTunes is designed so that it's easy for not database guys to drive the program in a very flexible way.

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  232. Hmm... by nsaneinside · · Score: 1

    Same rotation angle, as well...

  233. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Lysol · · Score: 1

    Gee, my Powerbook circa 2001 could do this.

    And lo and behold, what's that in the System Preferences?
    Why it's a optical disc icon that says

    CDs & DVDs

    And when I click on that there's a selection (mind you it's in plain english, of course, and not in engineer speak) that says:

    When you insert a video DVD: [select drop down choice]

    boggles the mind...

  234. Revised EULA section by hankaholic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Revised EULA text follows:

    16. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES. The Limited Warranty that appears above is the only express warranty made to you and is provided in lieu of any other express warranties or similar obligations (if any) created by any advertising, documentation, packaging, or other communications. Specifically, marketing materials containing the phrase "It Just Works" specifically define "works" as the standard operation of the software, information and related content AS AND WITH ALL FAULTS, and does not warrant that the behavior of the software will meet expectations of function or operation. Except for the Limited Warranty and to the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, Microsoft and its suppliers provide the Software and support services (if any) AS IS AND WITH ALL FAULTS, and hereby disclaim all other warranties and conditions, whether express, implied or statutory, including, but not limited to, any (if any) implied warranties, duties or conditions of merchantability, of fitness for a particular purpose, of reliability or availability, of accuracy or completeness of responses, of results, of workmanlike effort, of lack of viruses, and of lack of negligence, all with regard to the Software, and the provision of or failure to provide support or other services, information, software, and related content through the Software or otherwise arising out of the use of the Software. ALSO, THERE IS NO WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF TITLE, QUIET ENJOYMENT, QUIET POSSESSION, CORRESPONDENCE TO DESCRIPTION OR NON-INFRINGEMENT WITH REGARD TO THE SOFTWARE.

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  235. What the ....? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    I've been a big whiner over the years about how linux is not ready for the desktop (and I still maintain this) - and while Microsoft SOME things are a little simpler - to claim "it just works" is the biggest load of hogwash I've heard in a LONG time.......

    but no one cares - it's all marketing and lies anyhow.

  236. Bottom LIne: XP sucks by David+Off · · Score: 1

    > Allchin: Microsoft's research shows that the average corporate employee spends about 20% of her time on the PC simply looking for items.

    I don't understand this. A few years back we had a Microsoft Droid in our company trying to persuade us to upgrade because window XP would save us 14 minutes per day per employee because all its auto-hiding crap would make it easier to find stuff. Now we discover that XP was really a load of poo and we should upgrade to Longhorn. Thank the lord we are still on Windows 2000.

  237. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 1

    But what creates these paths? There's not a path fairy. Someone or something has to create those paths, and "any file browser" does not have the capabilities of doing that. Explorer gets confused when it traverses a shortcut.

    Somebody has to create the links. Me, I'm not at all interested in the mechanism of the links. I'm interested in being able to generate a playlist (or a slide show or whatever) according to real-world criteria, not some silly hierarchy some programmer thought made sense to him.

    --
    Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  238. but... by sloose · · Score: 2, Funny

    It just works... But to be on the safe side, please upgrade to Intel Pentium Extreme2 7ghz

  239. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by wishus · · Score: 1

    Sez who? I use my mac all the time without modal dialog boxes and windows.

    OSX supports 3 types of dialogs and 2 of them are modal - document modal, and application modal.

    Those types are good ideas. System modal is generally a bad idea, except for things like logging into the system. (Logging in to something, like a remote server, should be application modal, or perhaps even document modal, depending on the application and GUI).

  240. 1983? by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    I missed the Apple II compatible version of DOS I guess.

    1. Re:1983? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      1983 was when Apple Macintosh released thier windowing software called lisa. Most people claim that windows was a direct ripoff of lisa. whether it was or not seems to bypass the simularities of an xerox program that predatwes lisa called small talk. Apple did however give xerox money to do stuff that led to lisa being developed.

      As for 1983? that is a little conservative estimate. Apple had licensed basic from microsoft in the late 70's (around 78 i think) and made a product called apple dos. It was actualy one of the first disk operating system comercialy availible. cp/m was the first i think and microsoft resold cp/m for a while before working with ibm for pc dos and msdos. Microsoft was a subcontractor for cp/m wich was a popular operating system at the time. Tim patterson made the first intel compatible dos program around '79-'80 and microsoft hired him as well as licensed the cloned cp/m program called Qdos. The concept is simular to appledos but shows how microsoft has had a history of copying others work and making itself successfull.

      ilistrations like this can be found in relation to apple and other peoples/companies software in about every succesful microsoft product. word processers, spread sheets editors, you name it and it was done first (maybe noit exactly the same way though). It is irony is that microsoft realizes were it started from and is now pattening the technoligy so others have a more dificult time to compete.

    2. Re:1983? by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "1983 was when Apple Macintosh released thier windowing software called lisa."

      I guess you mean the computer called Lisa.

      "Most people claim that windows was a direct ripoff of lisa."

      Some people claim that Windows 1.0 (which was released in 1985) was a ripoff of the Mac. I haven't heard many people linking Windows and the Lisa.

  241. Wasn't their old mantra.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't their old mantra "It Works"?
    Now they're using "It Just Works"
    What's next? "It Barely Works"?

  242. What's next? by gandalphthegreen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Longhorn: Insanely Great

    1. Re:What's next? by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

      How about this for succinct : " Think Same."

    2. Re:What's next? by theraccoon · · Score: 1

      Longhorn: The OS for the rest of us.

  243. just as in just barely... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Yeah I'd agree windows just (bearly) works too.

    Upgrade to linux... it just works better...

  244. Earlier draft by behindthewall · · Score: 1

    It Just (Barely) Works

    Sorry, but I couldn't resist. Obligatory bashing, and all that.

  245. It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    At the end of the day, they take all the pseudocode generated and shovel it into Windows and Office.

    They're using XSP methodology. eXtremely Sneaky Programming.

  246. Hi Rod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What made you choose the ./ username "yagu"?

    Just curious.

  247. The 'emphasis' is on the wrong word! by woogli · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think what people are missing in all this is that when you SAY it, it sounds like this... It "just" works ... As in 'barely'.

  248. Re:"it justs works", or as they said circa 199x .. by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    Plug and play wasn't thought up by MS Marketing, it was from their Japanese HW research lab. Only, the engineer describing it was trying to say "Plug and Pray".

    --

    Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
  249. OT: Fix for your problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Run regsvr32 /u shmedia.dll to turn off video preview. Works beautifully. XP was designed when most people had little digicam clips of a few megs on their machines, so MS thought that parsing them wasn't a bad idea. BTW, it doesn't just thumbnail the clip, it gets the total playtime and resolution as well, which is what is slowing down your system.

    1. Re:OT: Fix for your problem by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Run regsvr32 /u shmedia.dll to turn off video preview. Works beautifully. XP was designed when most people had little digicam clips of a few megs on their machines, so MS thought that parsing them wasn't a bad idea. BTW, it doesn't just thumbnail the clip, it gets the total playtime and resolution as well, which is what is slowing down your system.
      Cool, I'm quoting your comment because it should be scored higher than 0.
  250. Zonk posted it wrong by indy_Muad'Dib · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft hasnt actually decided on the final slogan
    the choices are:

    Microsoft - It Just Barely Works

    Microsoft - It Almost Never Works

    Microsoft - At Least We Aren't SCO

  251. It just works ... to controll you by argoff · · Score: 4, Informative

    Isn't this going to be the version with DRM and all the other copy "protection" crap.

    I'm sure it won't work like linux, eg you can copy it, maniuplate it, move it arround from pc to pc, store it on your local servers for quick downloads and access, without a license, with out a phonecall to microsoft.

    Linux will work wether I have a CD, DVD, USB, network access, or even bootstrap floppy without much effort.

    Linux will work as a terminal or a server right out of the box.

    Linux will work on 32mb ram with a 400 mb disk and
    a tty text console.

    Linux will work on a 2048 node supercomputer parallel cluster.

    Linux will work on x86, x86-64, dec, sparc, mips, power-pc, and even ARM.

    GNU/Linux will work for editing, spread sheets, graphics, office productivity, mail servers, database servers, web servers, dns servers, smb servers, and development in over 10 different languages right out if the box.

    So how is microsift claming "it just works" again?

  252. Ooo! More things to turn off! by misleb · · Score: 1
    "auto-defragmenting in the background,"

    As if Windows didn't thrash the disk enough during regular use! Windows multitasking is so bad though, I don't know if they will be able to pull it off.

    the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

    Like... umm.... errr. hardlinks in unix? How innovative of them. :-P They never really did figure out how to make symlinks (shortcuts?) work the way they are supposed to. I wonder if they will get this link type right. Now tracking down and removing Windows filesystem cruft is going to be more fun than ever.

    and the new ad campaign Microsoft is running to get people excited about Windows.

    Microsoft: Innovations in Marketing

    -matthew

    --
    "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
  253. That's kind of ambiguous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the phrasing would be less ambiguous if they said "It just barely works."

  254. eXPerience by rjelks · · Score: 1

    "I know Microsoft can/should be able to do better than this."

    I still remember the XP commercials with people flying to some Madonna song. I'm not sure they can do better. They spent all of the PR money fighting OSS.

  255. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Microlith · · Score: 1

    ust like I hated having to figure out that the power settings for my hard drive were in "Display Settings" under screen saver.

    Too bad that's a blatant lie.

    Windows very nicely keeps all power settings under the POWER OPTIONS control panel. Go figure!

  256. Allchin is always such an entertaining read. by trudyscousin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Up in Ottawa and down in Texas, they're fond of saying "all hat and no cattle."

    Our British cousins are fond of saying "all mouth and no trousers."

    Of Microsoft's group vice president for platforms, I'm fond of saying "Allchin and no dick."

    Smug, annoying and delusional - he's the archetypal marketmonkey.

    --
    Those who can, do. Those who can't, write technology blogs.
    1. Re:Allchin is always such an entertaining read. by realitybath1 · · Score: 0

      OMG, Ottawa and Texas in the same sentence...mwfff...i think i'm going to be sick . . .

    2. Re:Allchin is always such an entertaining read. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft --we've got trousers, cattle, and dick.

    3. Re:Allchin is always such an entertaining read. by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      OMG, Ottawa and Texas in the same sentence...mwfff...i think i'm going to be sick . . .

      Hmm... Let me guess -- you're not from Texas?

    4. Re:Allchin is always such an entertaining read. by adpowers · · Score: 1

      I saw him talk recently at my university. The talk was part of a business seminar designed for local rich and powerful people, but it was open to students, just not heavily advertised. I brought my PowerBook to take notes.

      The talk was about 'delivering experiences'. As much as I'm sure he hated it, he did use the iPod as an example of an experience (including the whole vertical market with iTunes and iTMS). On one slide of the presentation, he had a bunch of 'experiences' listed around the screen in sort of a circle, with a bunch of little thumbnails next to them. The thumbnails were sort of a representation of that experience. One of the experiences was operations (server side stuff). One of the pictures next to that was a small thumbnail of Apple's Xserve. I couldn't believe it! I pulled up Apple's website and showed my friend right then and there how they had Apple's pictures in their slideshow. Microsoft can't even use pictures of their own products, sheesh.

      And now that they changed their stance on the bill against gay discrimination, I've lost all respect for them. Microsoft is a has been.

      Andrew

  257. Re:Curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pfft, Tigger sucks. Wait for Pooh to become available.

  258. they're not saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you assume the worst and rail against it. Your complaints are just about your own assumptions. They're pointless.

    In defragging, you say it will slow down your apps that need to swap? Who do you believe they won't stop defragging when performing other operations? Because you didn't think of it MS didn't either?

    All these complaints just show your anger towards MS and nothing else.

  259. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by baboon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Modal dialogs and windows are an important tool.

    With little exception, I believe modals are a crutch for lazy programmers who don't want to worry about addressing multiple contexts.

    Ok, give me a good reason why I can't highlight text for cut&paste in Firefox while its Preferences window is open. Suppose I wanted to set my Home Page to something I am reading on a page.

    Except for situations where the application is really entirely blocked, perhaps like "out of memory, should I crash?", modals have no place.

  260. But... by Ogman · · Score: 1

    it doesn't work.

    --
    But Officer, I DID read the f**king article!
  261. Not New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't even new for Microsoft. They were chanting this just before they rolled out XP.

  262. Re:Curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll run an x86 version of OSX if you pay me 500$. I won't use it, but I'll leave it on in the corner.

  263. Today's Date by Rebooter · · Score: 1

    I thought April 22 was Earth Day, not April Fool's Day. This sounds like something that would be posted on April 1. "It Just Works", What works? Redmond's photocopiers?

    1. Re:Today's Date by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "What works? Redmond's photocopiers?"

      They *were*, but they've been blue-screened for the past 20 minutes. MCSE should be by soon.

  264. Files in more than 1 folder? in linux long time! by homerito · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

    Isn't that the same as?

    ln -s

    Is been in unix/linux for decades now...

  265. Correction by jd · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm fairly sure it's really one of the following:


    • It only just works
    • It just about works
    • It just doesn't work
    • It just works with malware
    • It just works - but you've no resources left to run anything else
    • "It", the alien, just works here. We said nothing about Longhorn.

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:Correction by hey! · · Score: 1
      • It just works the way we think it should. So should you.
      --
      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  266. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by elgaard · · Score: 1

    Amarok (and i guess iTunes etc) can sort MP3's based on the tags by Album, Genre, Year, Artist in any order you want. That is 24 combinations. To emulate that in a filesystem seems cumbersome. And not easy to keep consistent unless the filesystem is based on a database, which I believe will not be the case in Longhorn after all.

  267. hard links were there on the Windows NT by BACbKA · · Score: 1
    Most windows users don't know, but back since the earliest NT versions the ability to create a hard link (within the same NTFS partition) was there. It was available either via the POSIX subsystem (i.e., NA to almost everybody who bought Windows for the regular use). However, the ability was there, while there was no command line utility bundled with the OS or even with the resource kit. I learned about this when I first tried cygwin (gnuwin32 beta 17 on NT3.5) and discovered that the ln(1) command just works!

    So, it took them smth like 8 years to write a functionality around that kernel call... OK.

    --

    VKh

    1. Re:hard links were there on the Windows NT by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
      So, it took them smth like 8 years to write a functionality around that kernel call.

      Really? It was in VMS when they stole, unh, borrowed from it for NT. (Called "SET FILE /ENTRY", or something equivalently long and simple, I think.)

      --
      .. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
    2. Re:hard links were there on the Windows NT by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Most windows users don't know, but back since the earliest NT versions the ability to create a hard link (within the same NTFS partition) was there.

      By definition, a "hard link" can only be to a file on the same partition.

      So, it took them smth like 8 years to write a functionality around that kernel call... OK.

      Shows you how in-demand it was, doesn't it ?

    3. Re:hard links were there on the Windows NT by BACbKA · · Score: 1

      > By definition, a "hard link" can only be to a file on the same partition.

      yeah, I was explaining for the readers who might not have known it...

      > Shows you how in-demand it was, doesn't it ?

      Well, it was in-demand but whoever wanted it could just use the cygwin ln. The demand for MS to package it was definitely close to nothing. (But then, why it's important that this feature "just works" now)?

      --

      VKh

  268. Yeah! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    It just works. Barely.

  269. Typical of MS, they can't even spell right... by Svartalf · · Score: 2, Funny

    They mis-spelled S-U-C-K-S... I'll admit, they both end in "ks", but the reality is completely different than what they're spinning here...

    --
    I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
  270. Re:They copied the features, why not copy the slog by ScytheBlade1 · · Score: 1

    Unless TFA is randomly missing links to articles, I'm lacking a link or other method of information as to how you know this. The article does not detail how it'll defragment on the fly, nor does it say that it'll max out the disk usage.

    Really, who's to say that on the install of longhorn, how do you know that it won't benchmark your hard disk for sesquential/random read/write limits, and take those into account? (And, if you replace the hard drive, wait for user activity to stop for 30 minutes, CPU usage to bottom out, and then benchmark the disk?)

    "Random moments" of 100% disk activity can be nothing more than sloppy design (hence why ext3 can simply burn).

  271. I thought.... by miyako · · Score: 1

    I thought Microsoft's Motto was "It Compiles".

    --
    Famous Last Words: "hmm...wikipedia says it's edible"
    1. Re:I thought.... by dindinx · · Score: 1

      I thought Microsoft's Motto was "It Compiles".
      No, this is Gentoo's Motto

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      DindinX
  272. I guess they beat apple by 1 step... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    Since the installation process for anything on a Mac has always been "You plug it in and it works."

    --
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
  273. shared files... by micromuncher · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Another M$ innovation ...

    link -s file

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    /\/\icro/\/\uncher
  274. Next years campaign: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All Your Slogans Are Belong To Us

  275. it depends what you're playing! by Phil+Urich · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You game on linux. Instead of OS X? Because? OS X has 10 times the number of gaming offerings that linux does. You really sound like a troll, but maybe you are just misguided. Here at work I use a powerbook, as does about half the company. We write software to run on the really expensive special purpose servers we sell. What exactly is it that you do on x86 hardware that you can't do from your mac? Umm, there are a lot more games for x86 architechture than for Macs. And alot of games that can run on Macs can run just fine on Linux; take UT2004, for example. And . . . umm, you're accusing grandparent of trolling? He said "I have to game on windows or linux." . . . it's quite understandable if the games he wants to play only run on Windows or Linux; you're the one doing troll-like things, like ignoring part of his statement and pretending he was setting up a dichotomy between Linux and OSX, when in reality he was talking about Windows and Linux, which can of course work in concert, installed even on the same computer. You, dear sir, appear to be the misguided one.

    --
    I remember sigs. Oh, a simpler time!
  276. Innovation by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "It Just Works."

    Apple used this phrase against Microsoft. Nobody things that Windows "Just works."

    * Files in multiple folders simultaneously

    OMG. They have reinvented hard links and symbolic links!

    * Autodefragmentation

    When was the last time you defragmented an EXT2 or ReiserFS partition?

    Besides didn't we hear that this feature was planned for NT4?

    --

    LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    1. Re:Innovation by Henk+Poley · · Score: 1

      * Files in multiple folders simultaneously

      OMG. They have reinvented hard links and symbolic links!


      Actually they have implemented a GUI on top of something that has been in NTFS for some time.

  277. eWorld, eMate, iCapitalizeOnlyTheSecondCharacter by llamafirst · · Score: 2, Informative
    Apple: proudly failing to capitalize first letters since iMac

    Do not forget the shortlived Apple Newton eMate and the shortlived eWorld e-mail system that predate the iMac. :-)

    eMate = 1997
    eWorld = 1994
    iMac = 1998

    About each product...:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Newton#eMate_30 0
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imac
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emate#eMate_300

  278. Holy shit! by humungusfungus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously"

    They've re-invented hard links! The daring! The innovation!

    --
    No sig.
  279. Just works... by ryanov · · Score: 1

    Look at that, only 15-20 years and they've just gotten it working.

  280. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by timeOday · · Score: 1
    But something has to create that multiple paths linking. It doesn't just automagically happen.
    Not quite automatically, but if the ID3 info is already in the .mp3 files, the hard work is already done. Just put each file in a directory, "$artist/$album/$title" - or whatever you want, though this particular heirarchy seems very natural to me. But you could additionally (or instead) make another heirarchy grouping things by genre, or whatever.

    Of course, in practice different .mp3 files will use slightly different spelling or punctuation for artist, album, or title, so the fully automatic way doesn't give very nice results. This is where iTunes fails, too.

    And you sure DO need a "specialized program"...you need a file browser that understands that hard linking file system.
    Under Linux (and I suppose all Unix, including Darwin?), all "normal" directory entries are (hard) links. (I know Windows "shortcuts" are screwed up bigtime though.)

    Look, I don't really mean to dis' Apple. Organizing mp3's by their ID3 tags is a natural (in fact downright commonsense) thing to do, and most users probably do prefer it.

    I just think people sometimes don't appreciate that filenames are an example of this gee-whizzy "metadata" stuff, and that this particular example of metadata is quite flexible and extremely well supported.

  281. Money Quote by rinks · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The VP of marketing at Ford looked at me smugly: 'Well,' he said, 'just compare the number of Ford Focueses on the market to the number of BMWs, and it's clear that we're in the lead'."

    --
    My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
  282. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by zkn · · Score: 1

    Given that this will undoubtedly annoy more then it helps. I would like a feature that you could turn on and off(deafult to off) for letting it do this.
    It would be kinda neat to just pop in the DVD and have it play when on my tvlinked pc, since I never really put a DVD in it for other reasons then watching it.

    Another thing I like in videoplayers is hiding ALL the options... (default to off ofcause).
    using xine on Linux really got me loving the idea of running without that irritating floating positionbar, and just having all the options in a righclickmenu on the playing movie.
    Then it just needs to run without the titelbar and you have a practical way of watching something in small window without it using up 2/3 of the screen.

  283. Re:Well... this should work for microshaft, too... by davidsyes · · Score: 1, Troll

    Okay, mshaft (lower-casing/deprecation of mshaft's name intentional/perpetual with me...), here we go...

    I've got something for you to do: Put one thumb in your mouth, and put the other up your ass. Now, when I say, 'SWITCH!'...

    That probably will work for mscarf, too.

    Now, we need a new Linux mantra, too.

    "Ours works as well, if not better. Ours works because it's open; you have access. We dont' SCREW you with encrypted code; obfuscated code, security dependent upon obscurity. Our's works because you're not locked in.

    If you're un-American, or just non-'Merkun, a foreign government, an enemy of the US-state, well, Linux, F/LOSS, and GPL just werk! You're not at the mercy of code going to the NSA, unless you voluntarily build and optimize code on secure Linux ports.

    Ours works because it's based on the LIBRE principles and ideas. You can modify it as you need and have few onerous restrictions in the rebranding and commercial exchange department, but overall, when apps become more windoze-like, well, ms you'd BETTER just "get to work" rather than proclaim a la stolen Apple Mantra "It Just Works"...

    On second thought: OURS WERKS BETTER."

    David Syes

    --
    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  284. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 1

    "Not quite automatically, but if the ID3 info is already in the .mp3 files, the hard work is already done. Just put each file in a directory, "$artist/$album/$title" - or whatever you want, though this particular heirarchy seems very natural to me. But you could additionally (or instead) make another heirarchy grouping things by genre, or whatever."

    Sounds like about four days' worth of work. iTunes did it, by itself, for a 30gb music collection, in an hour or two.

    Spotlight is going to do the same thing for every other document on my hard drive. Let me be the first to say "Boo yah."

    "I just think people sometimes don't appreciate that filenames are an example of this gee-whizzy "metadata" stuff, and that this particular example of metadata is quite flexible and extremely well supported."

    I don't care about gee-whizzy. I care about USEFUL. Apple is the company that has brought good file metadata management to the desktop. You might say "Eh, it's not interesting because it's a logical extension of the filename metadata". I say "It's interesting because they've taken a simple idea and made it extremely powerful."

    --
    Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  285. Perhaps: by SamSim · · Score: 1

    Longhorn: It Works, Just

  286. Actual purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    True, they're not *trying* to be original or innovative, but your last sentence missed the mark: it's very important that they use exactly the phrase "It Just Works".

    This PR stunt has exactly one goal: to neutralize the phrase "It Just Works".

    Right now, everybody who's used a Mac in the past 5 years is telling all their Windows friends and family "You should get a Mac; it just works". (Having a product that turns consumers into willing advertisers is every PR employee's wet dream. Most companies would kill for this.)

    Once Microsoft starts advertising Windows as "It Just Works", all their Windows users will start to think that "IJW" is a completely meaningless phrase.

    This isn't a new strategy for them.

    - You don't hear Linux advocates saying Linux is "stable" these days, not because it isn't, but because Microsoft said that Windows NT 4 was also "stable". Once they had PR people saying this, the word "stable" was no longer a competitive advantage for Linux. As long as you've got Microsoft PR chanting "NT 4 is stable", calling Linux "stable" no longer works.

    - Bill Gates once observed that the way to make software user-friendly was to make a rubber stamp and stamp each box with the words "USER FRIENDLY". Remember when Apple software was "user-friendly"? They can't say that any more, because even the worst piece-of-shit shareware Windows app that crashes every 2 seconds is advertised as "user-friendly" these days.

    - Remember when they made up a fake "switcher"? They weren't trying to convince Apple users to switch to PCs (a nearly impossible task) -- they were trying to convince PC users that PCs weren't really worse than Macs. If any Mac user says "Look at all the people switching to Mac", the PC user can say "Hmm, true, but there are also people switching from Mac to PC...".

    Just as Microsoft R&D often consists of looking at what Apple has done and trying to copy it, Microsoft PR consists of looking at how Apple PR is doing their jobs and looking for a way to neutralize it.

    I don't know what Apple's next big marketing ploy is going to be, but I'm positive that Microsoft is going to copy it exactly, just to plug the leak. The only question left is: when will this dam break?

    1. Re:Actual purpose by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      IOW, MS are doing in their advertising just as they do in their implementations: polluting the namespace for all they're worth.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
  287. Windows gets features last... by gillbates · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article:

    Longhorn doesn't just show you an icon for a document, for example, but rather an itsy-bitsy picture of the first page.

    Um, excuse me, but isn't this what KDE has been doing for quite some time now? Why do Windows users have to wait for features I'm already using in Linux?

    I don't know whether Linux is just coming of age or if Microsoft is starting to slip behind the times, but it seems like more and more features are showing up in Linux before Windows:

    1. Linux offered true 32 bit multitasking before Windows.
    2. Linux had 64 bit support before Windows.
    3. Now, Windows is copying KDE?!

    Okay, so I haven't seen a Mac in a while, so the whole file preview thing might not have originated with KDE. But from this, it looks as if Microsoft is starting to lose some momentum.

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  288. "It *should* just work" by crivens · · Score: 1

    There's a word missing from that slogan:

    "It *should* just work".

  289. Bwahahahahahahahah!!! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    The word Windows and "it just works" in the same sentence!!!

    Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

    Oh, stop it, it hurts...!!!

    Bwahahahahahaha!!!

    Here it comes again!!

    Bwahahahahahahah!!!

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  290. Define "It" by mindbomb33 · · Score: 1

    Was this leftover from April 1?

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  291. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It maybe cumbersome, but that is exactly what Spotlight is going to solve. You will be able to do a live search (get results as you type) on metadata such as keywords, file names, file extensions, etc.. And to extend the idea further, you get to have Smart Folders which is analoguous to Smart Playlist in iTunes.

  292. Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Files in more than one folder??? You mean.. 20+ years after Unix, they've come up with the idea of... a link? Wow!!! Innovation!

  293. Linux! It's Just Better! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    Windows! It's just not!

    Actually I've come to the conclusion that the best motto for Linux is still:

    Windows sucks...

    Maybe we could spruce it up a little:

    Windows - You pay for it to suck...

    Or like the one on the picture of Tux sucking Windows up through a straw from one of those juice boxes:

    Windows - We suck more!

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  294. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by TummyX · · Score: 1

    Shortcuts are the evolution of PIF files. They often contain information about how an application should start (maximization, default path, memory size, compatability modes etc). They are not designed to be used like symlinks.

    I actually like shortcuts, they're nicer than KDE's start menu system which doesn't use shortcut files but a config file instead.

  295. done and done by SCVirus · · Score: 1

    auto-defragmenting in the background
    get diskeeper.
    the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

    Get unix (links)

  296. Apple's 'innovation'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was to bring the features that Unix users have been using for years to the 20 Mac dupes, er, users worldwide!

  297. I think what they mean is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It works, just.

  298. Ummm, actually it doesn't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    > It Just Works

    No Microsoft operating system has ever been able to allow the user to reliably rename or delete a file.

    Microsoft allows processes to hold an open file "hostage", preventing renaming or deleting. This is why many installers require a re-boot -- this is the only way they can delete certain files.

    If Microsoft was serious about saying that "it just works", then they would make sure that I can always click on a file in the explorer and delete it or rename it.

    Deleting and renaming files are among the very most basic, fundamental features that an operating system provides. Microsoft just can't seem to make it work, can they?

  299. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

    iTunes allows you to tell it how you would like it to organize the files in directories, but it's quite limited. Basically, your choices are:
    1 - everything dumped into a single directory
    2 - in directories by artist
    3 - in directories by album inside directories by artist ...and filenames forced to be unique... or:
    4 - leave it alone, dammit!

    But every file you add to the Library (the main database/playlist) gets all its tag info thrown into an XML database for searching, no matter which file organization option you choose. New playlists are treated as subsets of the main Library playlist. Basically, it's a single table, and playlists are just queries against it.

  300. MENSA puzzles are useless, their code is stil shit by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Whats the point....

    All they want is yes people, they know X bugs exist and can sometimes be fixed fast, but wont because the product manager says NO. They have no concept of 'create the best' , but create the just good enough.

    90% of code problems and ideas dont need wierd puzzle solvers, try solving real world problems, not some useless puzzles.

    Gee, mr wiz kid, why isit when windows copies a folder of 10000 files, and file #3 cant copy because its busy, it bails and stops, and doesnt ASK, continue, and try locked files at the end.

    Yes I know they want to keep it darn simple so grandma can use it, but then you miss out on some real neat stuff.

    How this for an entry test.

    Drink 12 cans of beer, and then see if you can solve stupid puzzles, if you cant hack it under pressure, your useless.

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  301. Unenlightened. by argent · · Score: 1

    FWIW, Enlightenment 17 + X11 looks like more of what I want out of a modern GUI than either Longhorn or OSX.

    I just don't get Enlightenment.

    It's a really complex window manager that does about the same as any other window manager except you can make the edges of windows look like a Giger painting.

    And don't come back with Mac OS X and Expose and the lickable interface. Enlightenment doesn't do ANYTHING to let application partake of the cool window border action, and it doesn't give you window transparency, and it doesn't give you really nice consistent text input widgets and Services and contextual menu plugins... because it's not a toolkit or framework, it's just a window manager.

    It just lets you do cool shit to the edges of windows.

    Why is that so damn enticing? I honestly don't get it.

    1. Re:Unenlightened. by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      "...and it doesn't give you window transparency..." Yes it does. There's been a patch for E16 for a while now to have window transparency during moving. E17 will certainly support it in due time. E17 for me is fascinating simply from a software-architecture viewpoint. It follows Unix philosophy in having a number of libraries that do one thing and do it very well. Programming with the E17 libs is a breeze, better than almost any other API out there. The window manager just ties it all together without doing any unnecessary work, and it has an elegant plugin structure too. Finally, most of the capabilities of these libs aren't even dependent on X, but can output to the framebuffer or DirectFB as well.

    2. Re:Unenlightened. by argent · · Score: 1

      There's been a patch for E16 for a while now to have window transparency during moving.

      Not if the rest of the system that's actually doing the heavy lifting for transparency is there... or is it faking transparency by snapshotting the window, the way Expose (which shows all the applications in their minimised forms updating in real time) doesn't?

  302. I'm ashamed by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    In fact get rid of modal windows in general
    If that's not the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. Modal dialogs and windows are an important tool.


    Here's something more ignorant: I actually have no idea what the hell you two are talking about : (

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  303. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

    I might be completly wrong here (and please *do* correct me if I am), but I think junctions only allow you to link a "folder" to a logical drive. So, if I created a folder named "example" in the root of C:, I could then convert it to a "junction" to link it to my D: partition, thus C:\example\file.txt and D:\file.txt would point to the same file.

  304. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

    [wearing humble-hat], ahem, I have now read your sysinternals link and I'm mistaken!

    I never understand why MS doesn't provide any access to some Windows features!!

  305. Re:Well... this should work for microshaft, too... by snorklewacker · · Score: 0

    > Okay, mshaft (lower-casing/deprecation of mshaft's name intentional/perpetual with me...

    Oh gosh you're so clever. No one's ever thought of mangling Microsoft's name before. Your argument just glows with erudition from this clever twist alone.

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  306. Background story for the Mantra by dance2die · · Score: 0

    A M$ employee was scribbling around on his paper to come up with a new slogan... A night after without any sleep, he finally came up with a new slogan and decides to write the slogan on M$ Word: "It just works like Mac OSX" The following day the employee was presenting his slogan and M$ word recovered only up to "It just works"

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  307. Remember Clippy by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    The difference between Microsoft and Apple's interface philosophy (I think):
    1. Apple makes it easy for the user to do complicated things.
    2. Microsoft tries to automatically do complicated things for the user.


    Apple's people work hard so you won't have to.

    Microsoft makes you work hard where you shouldn't have to.

    Question: In XP, how do you get rid of the huge blue (or file tree) "links" section of all of their windows?
    I was trying to view all of my pictures' icons for a university project in one window so I could know their exotic names when importing them, and it WOULD have fitted all in one handy window, if a whole third of it hadn't been wasted by their blue bar.

    When I came home, it took me 2 seconds to learn to do the same in my OSX finder windows. Whereas me, the people at the stations around me, and 2 successive computer lab technicians never did find out how to do this simple thing in winXP.

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    1. Re:Remember Clippy by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1
      Question: In XP, how do you get rid of the huge blue (or file tree) "links" section of all of their windows?

      Tools / Folder Options / Use Classic folders.

      One of the few relatively direct and easy to access options.

  308. "It just works" .. it's not microsoft's mantra... by bani · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it's the mantra of win32 virus and spyware authors :-)

  309. and then Apple's ad campaign can say... by Col+Bat+Guano · · Score: 1

    It Really Just Works

  310. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

    You're wrong (-:
    Read the link.

    I understand why you think the way you do, though: MS' built-in Disk Management Util allows you to link logical volumes to directories (I suspect through junctions).

    This utility allows the linking of one directory to another (like a symlinked directory).

    S

  311. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you could have a script put all the files in the appropriate directory from the ID3 tags. Although at that point you're just making a duplicate copy of the metadata in the tags; I don't really see the point.

  312. Just needs an asterisk by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    It just works* * For relatively small values of "works". Such as:
    • Worked once when the programmer tested it, 5 minutes before code check-in time.
    • Works fine, just takes 20 times longer than grepping for it yourself.
    • Works, if you have ports 147, 373, 8288.9, and 51599 open.
    • Works, you just have to hand-patch the registry.
    • Works, but breaks three unrelated things.
    • Works, but to get to it you have to do Start//Control Panel//Admin Tools//System Maintenance//Resize window so you can see it//Squint at 4-point tree//Users and Groups//Users//Click on a User//Advanced//Startup Shares//Add//Then you have to correctly type in the path to a network resource, with no browsing ability, no hints, no error checking//Toss machine out the window.
    • Works, but requires 1.3Gb of disk space to install 630k of system patches, and doesnt check first off for enough room, or that there's 88 free gigabytes on another disk.
    • Works, but the progress bars *always* lie.
    • Works, but you can never be sure.
    • Works, but the interface to the web server is through a web page, which is basically nuts.
    • Works, if you ignore the fact that System restore pops up even though you have firmly turned it off.
    • Works, but the installer for Office pops up at random times when you open a folder.
    • Works, but the error messages never tell you what program or module is complaining, or about what file.
    • Works, if you're happy with help files that tell you you have a problem, which you already know.
    • Works for you, and for most any hacker that wants something to "work" on your computer.
  313. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Revised Edition

    "It just works, mostly"

  314. Re:Files in more than 1 folder? in linux long time by soulhuntre · · Score: 1

    Actually, the NT kernel has had links for a long time. You can link files, folders and entire partitions into the middle of other filesystems.

    The "multiple folders" reference is in respect to the Metadata tagging that allows files to show up in virtual folders as the result of live real time searches.

    Make a folder for a project and any file ont he systme you tag as being part fo that project will show up there, and in any other live folder (Stack) that it applies to.

    It kicks ass. But then, why woudl anyone on /. want a fact to get int he way of the zealotry?

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  315. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  316. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by TheGavster · · Score: 1

    I figure you'd use a 'make link' command. Ever use ln under *NIX? What adds metadata to your files? The metadata fairy? I think not ...

    In any case, the great thing about links is that the criteria AREN'T arbitrary. You aren'y limited to labelling files with a given set of fields; you can create a grouping (by creating a directory and filling it with links) by any criteria.

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  317. This is why Microsoft will fail in this strategy.. by i1984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft cannot succeed with a strategy built around the idea of "it just works" because, fundamentally, Microsoft doesn't know what it means for something to "just work." Microsoft has, time and again, failed to produce highly usuable software for the same reason: it doesn't understand how the system should behave*.

    To make up for this lack of understanding (I doubt MS even realizes it doesn't understand how systems should behave) the company builds scripted interactions (unlovingly known to all of us as those irritating "wizards" that keep you from successfully creating the graph you want in Excel, etc...). In short, MS papers over bad behavior with bad interfaces that obstruct, obfuscate, and harass the poor souls who have to suffer through them. Microsoft has even named this philosophy: recall "Task Based Interfaces."

    And may the Lord have mercy if you don't want to perform a task Microsoft hasn't already thought up.

    Apple, on the other hand, approaches the problem differently. Rather than asking "how can we make it easy for someone to do XYZ," Apple asks "what should the tool XYZ do," and then if necessary builds an interface that allows people to modify that behavior through understandable, easy-to-find, commands/menus/buttons, etc.**

    Apple's strategy, starkly 180 degrees from Microsoft's "task based" strategy, is a human based system. Apple doesn't guess what you're trying to do, but instead makes tools that do what you expect. Thus people, not magical condescending wizards, can apply the tools to whatever variety of tasks may be at hand. So things "just work" because the tools do what we expect from them. Then the computer becomes transparent to the task, rather than the focus of the task itself.

    You probably won't encounter a single "wizard" included by Apple in OS X, aside from the intial setup assistant that isn't so much a "wizard" -- there's nothing "guiding" you through the setup screens -- as just a few screens full of fields of information the computer collects to get OS X configured appropriately.

    As long as Microsoft doesn't understand that for something to "just work," a tool needs to do what people expect, and that people should be able to directly interact with the tool's interface in a manner that allows even a relatively uninformed person to make the tool do what they want, then Microsoft won't succeed in building highly usable human interfaces.

    Since I'm confident that Microsoft hasn't turned a new leaf in this respect, I'm also confident the "it just works" campaign will amount to nothing more than saturation marketing and a lot of grumbling*** about cute animated puppy dogs pissing on our files.

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    ** This is a recursive strategy. It's not enough to make aprogram that does what a person expects, but every sub-piece of that program also needs to also do what a functionally experienced, but non-expert, user interacting with the tool for the first time might think it should do. Each button should be intuitively named. Menu items should be logically organized. The interface should be sufficiently uncluttered that interface elements are readily seen. It's OK for a system to have an unfamiliar way of interacting with the user (for example, drag-and-drop) if that method of interaction is widely applicable across the entire system so that once someone is familiar with the technique they can use it elsewhere. And so on.

    *** Here's an amusing, and very telling, anecdote about MS human interfaces: I was once talking to a Microsoft programmer about user interface issues, and brought up Clippy as one of the most glaring examples of Microsoft's human interface failures...but the programmer refused to believe me that most people actual

  318. Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about YOU, when my files are in 30billion places at once that is NOT a good thing.

  319. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    All you nutjobs with your illegal and pay-for-crap stuff might like this, but my collection is based on the physical media I own. Yes, hundreds of CDs ripped to a TB FW tower. I want directories. I want to organize the way I want. I want the stuff WITHOUT tags to be searchable. I don't have the time to go through and edit every freakin file to get the tags right. Drag folder to Nero. Burn CD. Destroy CD though carelessness. Repeat.

    And don't get me stared on my AudioBooks on CD. What a fucking mess. I still say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself.

    And, yes, I owned an iPod. I returned it, in part, becuase iTunes was as bad a windows about doing its "own" think rather than what I wanted.

    I agree, iTunes is probably good for 12 year old girls. I have a longer attention span and a far larger need for organization.

    (sorry for the rant...I've had a bad day)

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  320. Two minutes by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > How long will I have to struggle with it to figure out how to turn that off?

    About as long as it takes you to download TweakUI and turn off autoplay on the paranoia tab.

  321. To be fair, I think this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be fair, i think this feature means that the multiple copies/links will be created automatically, somehow.

    ie, if you save a file, it'll automatically appear in the various desired locations. You won't have to make the shortcuts or links manually.

    I suppose that could be useful, if they manage to get the UI right.

  322. Ah. *new* features? by minion · · Score: 1

    such as auto-defragmenting in the background, - I think that was HPFS (OS/2)

    the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously, - Ah, a feature from Unix (hard links)

    and the new ad campaign Microsoft is running to get people excited about Windows. - Yes. This is why I use a computer. Not because of Word Processor X, or Graphic Program Y. Its because my freaking OS tells me its sorry it crashed, and will, at my click, send a bug report to the authors. Yes. That is why I use a computer. When will people realize that its not really the OS that makes a computer appealing to someone - its what they can do with it. And making pretty borders around your windows is not productive. I've yet to see a "tricked out" Windows XP system at ANY company. Users just don't bother with that crap. Its a waste of disk space, a waste of IO, and a waste of user time.

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  323. Re:Well... this should work for microshaft, too... by davidsyes · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Too bad erudition doesn't always lead to employment. Hence, I am in the process of building a screenplay/manuscript tracking application which I hope to release under dual-licensing conditions.

    I'd **prefer** it release to F/LOSS users, but since I'm building it (either as a deployable app or as a prototype by which SO/OO.o developers can try to mimic to help give Linux/Open Source users an addition "flagship product") in Lotus Approach (IANAD (I am NOT a developer)), I have to get my timing right. I also have to copyright it officially, initiate an expensive patent pending process (not to obstruct others from what I am doing, but to prevent the microsofts of the screenplay software industry from trying to pinch off pieces and ideas and then patent them themselves... this way, my ideas are open to all, or to none, but not to just a few greedsters or opportunists...) and STILL try to get the attention of the F/LOSS/Open Source database and GUI tools creators.

    Far too many Linux-based apps out there have a "geek edge" (I am not necessarily any better, just frustrated...). It's not apparent to me that there is a mogul or philanthropist or IBM of sorts out there acting as a "best runner-up clearinghouse" for deserving OpenSource/FLOSS apps that are whiled away out of passion but sequestered to privacy out of fear of being exploited by others and to the economic exclusion of the inventor.

    I hope to release this thing in the next 3 months and then get feedback on it. I tend to think of myself as an "end-user-oriented" database too developer, but being not a programmer, my focus is on "cool", "neat" and "functional". Hence I stick with Lotus Approach, Lotus WordPro, and other parts of Lotus SmartSuite. I am sorely upset that IBM and Lotus aren't allowing the OpenSource community to have pieces of SmartSuite as a challenge to improve the languishing suite. It ought to be criminal that a suite as nice as SmartSuite is sequestered only to windoze land.

    For IBM to port or allow external adaptation of SmartSuite for Open Source users would be, simply/simplistically, along these lines:

    1. Target skilled, available, passionate developers who know windoze land and its strengths and weaknesses from a non-zealot perspective compared to Linux/F/LOSS and who are passionate about getting more robust and polished apps to Linux users and corporations

    2. Set up and deliver some 25 to 50 laptops preloaded with Wine/Linux and Lotus SmartSuite (alternatively, windoze 98 in Mandrake or Fedora or Debian set up with Win4Lin...)-- these laptops would have to be stripped of data-passing ports or interfaces, electromagnetically sealed, data/key-stroked, and running the minimum of apps, excluding ANY development tools.

    3. Insist the developers who opt into the program are to use the laptops for up to 5 hours per day or about 20 hours per week, randomly, but log in to the Internet accounts they have, surf, and correspond via documents created in Lotus WordPro, calculate things in Lotus 1-2-3, and develop ad-hoc database apps based on pre-canned activities by IBM and Lotus to ensure the user/dev/tester is forced to develop and think like a hybrid user/developer within the limitations of SmartSuite (eschewing SO/OO.o... Corel and ms orifice...). The MAIN goal here is that the developers get a feel for the capabilities and limitations of Lotus SmartSuite as compared to OO.o/SO, Corel's suite, and ms orifice.

    4. As the users wrap up their 2-3 week testing period, the laptops are returned to IBM, inspected for tampering (you KNOW geeks WILL try to crack or nose around the box...), and the level of individual ingenuity and collaborative work integration is evaluated, IBM then selects some 25 engineer candidates to be whittled down to 15 developers who agree to be flown out to an IBM-sanitized/cleanroom site, with minimal to non-existent facilities for outside visitors. (This is to reduce or eliminate the risk of "external contamination".)

    5. IBM/Lotus bring from their own or from a cons

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  324. It just works.. by xtal · · Score: 1

    god help you if it doesn't. :-)

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  325. Re:Curious... by ericdano · · Score: 1

    Then what? Mac OS Donkey? Mac OS Eeyore? Mac OS Piglet?

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  326. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    Sez who? I use my mac all the time without modal dialog boxes and windows.

    That must be a pretty small value of "all the time" if you've never seen a modal dialog box in OS X...

  327. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Or I could use iTunes.

    Why would I not do that?

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  328. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Sounds like fun. Not. Sounds user friendly. Not.

    Look, it works for you, and I think that's great. It doesn't work for me, which is why I'm glad that there are smart engineers working on simplifying it.

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  329. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    Modal dialogs and windows are an important tool.

    Not to mention incredibly abused.

    Although I am having trouble thinking of a scenario where a modal window is justified...

  330. well thats a change by mike518 · · Score: 0

    Im glad the fine people at microsoft have decided to change their long standing policy and start making stuff that works. What a 180... i wonder if they are gonna remove their copyright on:

    "Windows, it just doesnt work"

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  331. You laugh now... by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

    but I would check out this Channel9 video to give an idea of what Microsoft is doing in the future. Microsoft is opening up a lot on ideas behind Avalon, and it's much more powerful than the cookie-cutter OS X. I don't care what Apple's latest skin looks like, Avalon (and XAML) will combine the ease of C#.NET programming with DirectX/OpenGL power/ease of use for any programmer to bring into Windows. Now that it was backported (with Indigo) to Windows XP/2003 Server, you have a much larger market. Few rarely mention Avalon (and any details) even though two CTP editions have been released to the community and customer feedback is strongly encouraged! So, continue with the rants and I'll take another look at Avalon...

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  332. OT Pedantry by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

    While we're nitpicking other's posts...

    One can demonstrate a misuse of the English language and "they [can bong] you for misusage of" an English word. These are subtly different.

    Additionally, you've misused the dash and colon. I warned you I was going to be pedantic. :-) Don't take it up with me though; take it up with your bewildered English professor.

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    1. Re:OT Pedantry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      misusage is perfectly cromulent, if not common.

      And I thought the colon and dash were well placed.

      So you can sod off

  333. Having 1 file in 2 places is not new by jonwil · · Score: 1

    UNIX has had the ln command for years

    I dont get why microsoft implemented the crap known as "shortcuts" instead of proper Symbolic Links like on UNIX (there are good reasons why hard links wouldnt work, especially on the FAT filesystem) or like aliases on MacOS.

  334. Files in two places by Devil · · Score: 1

    Wow, files in more than one place? Wow! *nix has only had that capability since, what? 1969?

    1. Re:Files in two places by klang · · Score: 1

      ..now if you could access a file with two different programs at the same time, THAT would be inovative .. wait, *nix has had that since 1969 as well ..

  335. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

    I'm with you on this ... I don't see any reason why I (or something at the application level) should be making lots of extra inodes just to store alternate 'groupings' (why call those groupings metadata? if you have to assign the metadata, why not attach it to the file as the fs level, rather than indirectly with an inode?).

    I think it's a much more elegant solution to just store a query rather than create a new directory on disk, and fill it with additional inodes. (I guess there are millisecond performance differences to be had, but I'm not interested in that debate.)

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  336. Uh... by zeruch · · Score: 1

    ...ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously

    Symlinks?

  337. maybe. if the moon is full and the grass is green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  338. How about "It's too late" by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
    Jim Allchin, Microsoft's group vice president for platforms, looked at my Apple PowerBook and smugly pointed out that the number of copies of Windows sold this year will be more than all the Macintosh computers used worldwide.

    Jim, I'm not going to be one of those people, ever again. I don't care if you're smug. I'm happy using a computer (my powerbook), with an OS that is fantastic, and makes it easy to do things that were difficult, and possible to do things that I thought I'd never be able to do.

    Jim, since I know you're reading this - it really is too late. Ever since I went Apple, I can't believe I suffered through your excuse for an OS, and I never miss a chance to show other poor savages what they're missing.

    So good luck. I'm actually starting to think you're going to need it.

  339. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by t35t0r · · Score: 1

    3. Linux makes easy things extremely difficult. ...a gentoo fanboy

  340. in C its easy to decode .lnk files by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Common, if an application cannot decode a shortcut .lnk file, then the coders are uber weenie fuckers.

    Its only one damn func() call to decode it, get a damn clue to all coders who can do a if string.Find( ".lnk") >0 ok

    And if you do not want to use win32 calls, then damn well decode it ur self, its not 40 hrs work, no more than 30mins.

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  341. Correction: by joemck · · Score: 1

    "It Just Barely Works" (and only now and then, at that) (Note: I'm mad at Microsoft right now. Explorer keeps dying without notice in XP Home when I'm using My Computer or Explorer.)

  342. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1

    Classic search is one regedit away: http://www.tweakxp.com/article139698.aspx

  343. They are NOT claiming that "it just works"!!~! by J_Omega · · Score: 1

    Note that it was never claimed that Longhorn will/does "just work." It was said that that is their design GOAL.

    Unfortunately, many goals are unattainable. Like my goal of a future marriage to a supermodel/physicist/jazz musician.

  344. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, file names are of limited length and limited character composition. No one would want to, or even be able to, encode everything they wanted to in each files path, so given that you have to have tags or an external database to do it well, why bother with involved directory trees and filenames at all?

  345. But i dont WANT it to just work... by Havenwar · · Score: 1

    I want it to ASK me first... Seriously, pretty much every piece of software these days goes up on the net every five minutes to "call home" and check for updates. In some cases it's a bitch to turn it off.

    So, when I was playing world of warcraft and it started lagging I found out I had forgotten to change the time of the weekly full virusscan to a time besides the default on, at whitch I am always playing.

    later I turned of java updates, because it got my latency past the triple digits. Then windows automatic updates decided to download some hugeass file, and the game sputtered and died.

    These are all examples of stuff thats still _relatively_ easy to turn off. I just forgot, what with the new installation and all.

    and apparently the next time I play on longhorn, the defrag will start running. Hoo fing ray. Seriously... automation is fine, but I need my bandwidth and processor power to be under my control when I play games. Anything else is unacceptable.

  346. Why Just works.. ? by Flaming+Death · · Score: 1

    Wouldnt it be better if it worked. 'Just' working isnt quite enough imho. Something on the brink of not working.. well.. erm.. no thanks. Mind you, very descriptive of their products.

  347. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by mmu_man · · Score: 1

    This is exactly what we've been doing in BeOS for YEARS.
    Just the database is the filesystem itself, so you can query for them from the file manager and the shell even.

  348. Re:Curious... by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

    I heard Piglet was a codename Apple used somewhere, I forget what for.

  349. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Yep. And now more than four people will get to use it, which is a Good Thing.

    I wouldn't argue that Apple invented the idea. They did refine it, and they're certainly going to deploy it broadly.

    BeOS was technically nifty. Maybe if Gassee hadn't asked for so much cash for an OS that couldn't print, he'd be doing Steve's Job.

    Wonder if he'd have been as effective.

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  350. Shell namespace by UnConeD · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is true that the shell namespace has hardlinks in it. It also has virtual folders like the Control Panel or enhanced folders like the Desktop or Fonts.

    The problem is that none of this is present in the filesystem which still uses those lovely drive letters. If you want to iterate the filesystem, you can use simple, tried-and-true APIs. If you want to iterate the shell namespace, you have to deal with the most convoluted system ever devised and handle numerous design flaws yourself (example: when retrieving the name of a shell item, it can be returned in one of three ways, each of which you have to handle).

    This is in fact the reason why there are so many Windows applications out there that ignore the shell namespace and only give you drive letters. It is a pain in the ass to do it properly.

    This means that if you want to access your desktop, your home dir or your documents in such an application, you have to go to the relevant filesystem folder. Confusion and anger follows.

    This shows another idea that Microsoft doesn't get: making Windows development easy and intuitive for programmers.

    1. Re:Shell namespace by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      This is in fact the reason why there are so many Windows applications out there that ignore the shell namespace and only give you drive letters.

      Ah, this probably explains why so many applications have such horrible file selector dialogs, where I can't select things like 'My Documents'.

      Informative post, thanks!

    2. Re:Shell namespace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find this to not true. I actually made a program with Windows native File dialogs.

      True, you need to study how to do it, but it's actually quite straightforward and simple to use them.

  351. It just works? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just Microsoft you know!

  352. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by killjoe · · Score: 1

    Why yes, no dialog window ever took focus away from what I was typing. Strange huh? I mean the idea that I should continue to type my document despite the fact that some background process wants me to click OK.

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  353. Request for urgent business relationship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. We are officials representing the Ubanthu government...

  354. CreateHardLink available since Windows 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The function CreateHardLink has existed since Windows 2000, and works only on NTFS drives. Unfortunately there is no way to access it via explorer, you would have to create an application to do it manually.

    According to MSDN: "The CreateHardLink function establishes a hard link between an existing file and a new file. Currently, this function is only supported on NTFS."

    Only directories can be linked across physical disks, and network drives are not supported.

    1. Re:CreateHardLink available since Windows 2000 by haraldm · · Score: 1

      ROTFL.

      Since when do we have hard links and soft links on Unix?

      Why did they need so long to simply copy this function?

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  355. schroedinger's microsoft by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    It just works, but exists in a quantum state in which it is always both non-working and working, and doesn't choose a state until it's observed. So depending on when you want it to work, it'll either work or not work, when in reality it's always both.

    You gotta love marketing, seriously.

  356. Make the slogan more hopeful... by scottgfx · · Score: 1

    it just MIGHT work.

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  357. Origin of "It just works!"? by CactusCritter · · Score: 1

    Jerry Pournelle has used this subject phrase for many years as his accolade for products of which he thinks highly.

    I have no idea of when he started using the phrase nor any idea of when Apple introduced it.

    Does anyone else no who was the actual originator of phrase>

  358. Longhorn? Meh. by Foktip · · Score: 1

    Now THAT was a funny parent post. He compared things that were completely different, and hailed non-existent things like WinFS.

    WinFS is nowhere near being finished. And it probably will be nowhere near as advanced as most other FS's out there. The only advantage it will have, is proprietary secrecy, which will allow them to do things that dont benefit their users, secretly. Thats not what I call a strong selling point.

    I dont even know why they bother, when they could just liscence Reiserfs (or ext3 ??) instead. It would save them effort and probably be a reasonable price. In fact, if the next windows doesnt have native Reiserfs/ext3 _support_, they'd be basically admitting obstenance and stupidity.

    ALong with lacking filesystem support, Longhorn will also NOT support the following "properly":
    -multicore processors
    -64 bit => slow 32 bit compatability layers dont count (although much of this is the manufacturers fault)
    -non-intel architectures (as if they even have a chance to develop now)

    So, what this means is, Longhorn is designed to work comfortably on much faster computers than will exist in the future, now that we hit that roadblock; and it wont support faster archetectures. So, essentially, Longhorn will be flashy and fun like MacOS, except slow and painful like Windows NT. It will truly be a mediocre operating system, one we can all say "meh" about, when it comes out.

  359. macmini by klang · · Score: 1

    from this page we know that, a MacMini "It Just Works", too.. (second headline from the top)

    I don't want to wait one and a half year for Longhorn, I think I'll just get the thing that works, now..

  360. Excellent stuff. by haraldm · · Score: 1
    This article is great. It just points out a single technical feature that M$ claims is a plus: Automatic filesystem defragmentation. Duh. As if filesystems always needed defragmentation, and M$ were the ones who invented automatic defrag.

    Why not just write a filesystem that does not need defragmenting to begin with?

    Oh yeah, and security. M$ finally starts to solve the problems they created. Or do they? They' ve been claiming better security for ages. Why we still see new Windows targeted malware every week is really beyond me.

    M$, you've still got to copy a couple more features from other OSes until Windows is on par. "We'll put massive emphasis on this in terms of marketing and dollars". This is what you're good at.

    To speak with the town of Munich's mayor Christian Ude: "What else can you offer?"

    But for the typical "Fortune" reader this may be sufficient. Others will have to take the rap for half-witted managers buying this crap.

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    1. Re:Excellent stuff. by haraldm · · Score: 1

      This interview really bugs me. Cleverly made, M$.

      An apparently clueless journalist who buys all these marketing stories, addressing managers. Clever.

      A Unix-savvy journalist might have asked some more questions, like "Whoa! Automatic defrag comes with Longhorn in about 18 months. Are you saying Windows 2003 Server does not do automatic filesystem defragmentation? A server operating system targeted at minimizing downtimes in a data center needs manual intervention to defrag the filesystem? Uh-oh." (1)

      But apparently, this journalist had no idea of what this is all about.

      (1) hint for M$: you can still ask customers to run the defrag process on W2003 in the autostart folder, and reboot every night, as in the old days. That'll keep your filesystem cozy and clean.

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  361. Re: stocks by RoLi · · Score: 1
    If they decided to release dividends periodically, it would still be a decent buy, because they make so much damn money.

    You are a funny guy.

    Yes, they make "so much damn money", they have sold even more damn stock.

    MS has a capitalization of about 300 Billion and they make a profit of about 10 Billion /year or about 3%.

    That means, even if they shell out ALL their profit as dividends, you merely get 3%/year of your investment, which doesn't make it a decent buy at all.

  362. Their new marketing philosophy... by McPierce · · Score: 1

    ...is based on their old development philosophy of "it just compiles"...

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    Darryl L. Pierce "What do you care what people think, Mr. Feynman?"
  363. Apple licensing OS X to OEMs? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I think you're absolutely right on the different philosophies of sales. But as I've thought more about Apple and the on-going debate about licensing their OS - I tend to side with Apple's current stance.

    I think if Mac OS X was licensed to OEM's, what you'd see is a big initial increase in the popularity and usage of OS X, but it would also be the end of Apple as a hardware company. Right now, Apple's "1, 2 punch" of providing quality hardware PLUS the fact that it has the unique ability to run OS X makes it attractive to a percentage of buyers. If the ONLY selling point was the quality/looks of the hardware, but it no longer ran an OS that was unique to the machine - it'd lose too much appeal to remain viable.

    Meanwhile, you'd see some reliability and compatibility inside OS X breaking, as OEMs cut corners on their versions of machines that could run the OS.... Just like Windows, users would tolerate it and keep buying it anyway, but it would mark a relative decline in the "respectability" of the OS.

  364. Drop the attitude please by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

    Drop the attitude please.

    Look, you're obviously bitter about something, but please don't take it out on me.

    I'm not even sure why you bothered posting. You didn't say anything which wasn't already said in another post, and you had to be an asshole about it.

  365. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by gyg · · Score: 1

    About what I thought. Now what would be really cool is having a directory tree of categories and vague groupings, like Dance>80s>Disco>BandName, with the same genres/albums occurring in different folders thanks to hard links, _and_ having the whole thing indexed by tag content as well, with a soft player that understands both. Is that perhaps already possible with Spotlight BTW?

  366. I guess it was NeXT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recall this "it just works" from the NeXT era and something Steve Jobs used to reiterate during NeXT events. I probably heard it being used over and over during the NEXTWORLD 1994 Expo.

    It was being used by NeXT to describe their idea of what the user should experience and it led to things like "services" and stuff. Select any word, click Cmd-= and the dictionary application would start up and give you a definition. Nice cooperation between applications.

    The phrase probably was brought to Apple when NeXT invaded Apple, er, Apple bought NeXT.

    Given the sorry state of "it just works" in the average Windows home system (friends wasting days to get their camera/DVD-burn system going, things like that) it has been a good phrase for Apple and it is definitely something Microsoft would like to be (like secure, another thing they would like to be)

  367. Damn.... by somerandomnickname · · Score: 1

    ...I've been saying that for years. Hmm.... Guess I'll have to come up with something else, as that evidently doesn't mean what I think it means anymore. -bmath

  368. Simultaneously ? by billcopc · · Score: 1

    I'm not used to reading Microsoft dialect, but when they say "the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously" does that mean symlinks / hardlinks ?

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  369. Re:Curious... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

    Christopher Robin is all grwon up now.

    He's moved out of the 1000 acre wood, and lives in Chicago where he is pursuing his masters. During the day he builds and supports trade support systems for The Merch.

    His shop's platform of choice for workstations?

    WinXP pro.

    Meanwhile, back in the woods, Eeyore finally lost his tail, during a colonoscopy, and passed on during the reconstructive surgery. Sad.

    Tiger and Pooh moved to Conneticut just last week, they were expecting that when Governor Reill signed the 'gay marriage bill' they'd finally be able to hook up. No such luck.

    The Rabbit (what's his name) got busted in Newark 2 years ago, and is doing time down in Rahway (the big house) on multiple felony drug convictions.

    Piglet is the only one left in the 1000 acre woods. He now has a cane, and walks with a slight limp. Much like a little pink Yoda. Unlike Yoda however, he has no greatness behind him, and no important tasks in his future. He can only walk around in the bog, knowing that when his end finally does come he won't 'fade out'; not that anyone will be there to notice the difference.

    Don't know why I wrote this.... guess I'm trying to wake up a bit before I start figuring out how to spec out the hardware and san space for my next system........

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  370. Re:Files in more than 1 folder? in linux long time by homerito · · Score: 1

    Well,

    After I made the post, I remmembered how when I delete the file or rename it, all the links are broken. It would be cool to get it to automatically update all the links. Maybe there is something out there that does that...

  371. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by sjames · · Score: 1

    I don't care if the feature is there, or what the default state is, as long as I don't have to go somewhere arcane that I'd never think of without hours of exploring to turn it off...

    Since Windows is the user friendly and easy to use OS, I'm sure it will be no harder than edit the registry, find the key 'kjbaskjfqifljfri812u1279812u712hqfiufyq', if it's value is 'jfgr12*&%&^%', change it to 'wdiiyg*&%*&HJG', b ut if it's 'jkhbuygiu&^%' change it to 'JHkjhg&(*&'. If it's 'hgjhgwdw*&^(' and you have installed SP-264-double-dog, you're just instal SP265-for-real-this-time. Remember, one little goof and it'll format all your drives.

    Now, aren't you glad you didn't have to use that icky 'vi' and add 'DVDfullfcreen=no" to /etc/annoyingDVDplayer.conf?

  372. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    Why yes, no dialog window ever took focus away from what I was typing.

    That's not what a modal dialogue is (and, yes, it does happen sometimes under OS X).

    A modal dialog is one that changes the "mode" of whatever it is you're using. For example, in OS X the Open/Save dialogs and the "Do you want to save" sheet are modal because when they're active, you cannot access the window they are children of.

    I mean the idea that I should continue to type my document despite the fact that some background process wants me to click OK.

    Windows doesn't stop you doing this.

  373. Re:Just works.... they way they tell you it should by killjoe · · Score: 1

    "Windows doesn't stop you doing this."

    You don't actually use windows do you?

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  374. Re:They copied the features, why not copy the slog by lgw · · Score: 1

    You're right of course that I lack any evidence beyond my deep faith and long experience that Microsoft will find a way to make it suck. :) "Random moments of 100% disk activity" are the hallmark of the current indexing system. Every geek I know hates this, but Microsoft didn't get rich catering to geeks.

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