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  1. This is one birthday party on Internet Explorer Turns 15 · · Score: 1

    where you definitely should not open the presents.

  2. "IT Department: on New Jaguar XJ Suffers Blue Screen of Death · · Score: 1

    Have you tried turning the car off and back on?"

  3. They see me on The Fuel Cost of Obesity · · Score: 3, Funny

    ridin' Obese; they hatin'.

  4. Re:Why do you think Oracle bought Sun? on Oracle Sues Google For Infringing Java Patents · · Score: 1

    None of the really hip companies, they all shave.

    Ahh, that's why they're so irritating.

  5. Back of the line, Rupe on Rupert Murdoch Claims To Own the 'Sky' In 'Skype' · · Score: 1

    Some muscle-bound guy in tights with a big 'S' on his chest has first dibs.

  6. Call Back on Man Takes Up Internal Farming · · Score: 1

    This is how Mendel died.

  7. If this is true on Video Quality Matters Less If You Enjoy the Show · · Score: 1

    then broadcast TV better bump up to 4k to compensate.

  8. And I'm sure on EFF Reviews the Verizon-Google Net Neutrality Deal · · Score: 0, Troll

    They didn't write any legislation. They wrote up some suggestions that the FCC and the Congress are free to use or discard. They have every right to do that.

    I'm sure that's written on the post-it note stuck to VerGoozon's massive campaign donation checks; 'just a suggestion'.

  9. This is why on Obama Wants Allies To Go After WikiLeaks · · Score: 1

    I vote straight ticket Tastycrat. Though the Slug Party has some ideas I need to look into.

  10. Simple on Music Festival Producer Pre-Sues Bootleggers · · Score: 1

    If no one actually bootlegs the event, who pays the monetary damages and attorney fees?

    You sue all the attendees for failing to show any intiative.

  11. You mean like on Senate Approves the ______Act Of____ · · Score: 1

    Harry Buttle?

  12. That on Pentagon Demands Return of Leaked Afghanistan Documents · · Score: 1

    and have an encrypted file named 'Insurance'.

  13. Anyone else on Building the Zero-Fatality Car · · Score: 1

    after reading 'zero fatality' have the phrase "FINISH HIM!" pop into their heads?

  14. You insensitive clod! on Regenerating Muscle Cells With Newt-Inspired Tech · · Score: 1

    Electrons have rights too!

  15. Re:eh on Senate Confirms Elena Kagan's Appointment To SCOTUS · · Score: 0, Troll

    It doesn't help that the other half of congress think party and skin color is what drives the others to oppose the president's agenda.

    I've seen little proof otherwise. Their blantly transparent appointment of Micheal Steele as party chairman to insulate themselves from all their members basically shouting the N-word was pathetic.

  16. Not much different on Child Porn As a Weapon · · Score: 1

    than sprinkling a crime scene with DNA from folks who earlier donated (willingly or otherwise) samples to solve an earlier heinous crime, or comply with some other regulation. No more stone-cold whodunnits for the coppers! Coming soon to law enforcement near you.

  17. Re:Why not collect it in space? on Giant Balloons Could Solve Space Junk Problem · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Solar sails and patience.

  18. Eastern Europe on Large Zeus Botnet Used For Financial Fraud · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given that virtually every botnet seems to originate in Eastern Europe, I can only assume that neck of the woods is now an endless tableau of McMansions, world-class prostitues, and Mercedes dealerships.

  19. Hot Shots on Malicious Hardware Hacking May Be the Next Frontier · · Score: 1

    "American planes will always be superior as long as there are wonderful young men like you in the cockpit.....and German^H^H^H^H^H^H Chinese parts."

  20. The one downside on 60-Year-Old Glass Technology Finds Its Market · · Score: 1

    when it finally does break, the blast radius and the radioctivity are quite impressive.

  21. Leading to the new signs in the Apple stores on Prankster Jailbreaks Apple Store Display iPhone · · Score: 1

    "You (jail)break it, you bought it."

  22. Re:I guess... on FBI Instructs Wikipedia To Drop FBI Seal · · Score: 1

    If 3 is the case, what are the options to verify such ID's, seals etc.?

    Review the grouping and accuracy of the bullet holes in your chest.

  23. Reminds me of the Simpsons on 'Project Vigilant' Recruits At Defcon To Track You · · Score: 1

    "Two Guys from Quantico Pizza"
    More on-topic: I certainly do hope hackers take up the offer. The more Wikileaks, the better for Democracy and Freedom.

  24. However on Tor Developer Detained At US Border, Pressed On Wikileaks · · Score: 1

    one can imagine the interrogation techniques of the law enforcment officers involved were probably not legally pristine, even for the time.

  25. Re:uhhh on Verizon Changing Users Router Passwords · · Score: 1

    This is the sort of thing that a sysadmin does for you and that people usually say "thank you" for.

    Yeah; I remember that SNL bit: "Oh, You're welcome!"