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Music Festival Producer Pre-Sues Bootleggers

An anonymous reader writes "Apparently, if you even have been *thinking* about bootlegging the Mile High Music Festival this coming weekend in Denver you've already been sued. No joke. Event producer AEG has already filed trademark infringement claims against 100 John Does and 100 Jane Does in anticipation that they're going to bootleg the event. Since none of the sued parties have actually done anything yet, no one's showing up in court to protest the lawsuit either, so it moves forward... meaning that AEG can use it to get all sorts of law enforcement officials (US Marshals, local and state police and even off-duty officers) to go seize bootleg material."

422 comments

  1. thoughtcrime by SoupGuru · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fuck this, I'm moving to Belize.

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    1. Re:thoughtcrime by tverbeek · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:thoughtcrime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well I'm headed for Denver with a digital recorder, a well disguised camera and a stereo pair of shotgun mics.
      Feel free to head over to http://www.aeg.r.clueless.com/ and put in a PRE-Order for your bootleg box set including comedy outtakes from
      AEGs last board and stockholders meeting. The first 100 sets include a free T-Shirt with every band logo on it and locations to buy tickets once they are sold out.

    3. Re:thoughtcrime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just there and I must say you have a solid plan. In Belize the corporations and government officials are very upfront about their corruption and desire to fuck your bank account/wallet/possessions in the ass.

    4. Re:thoughtcrime by easyTree · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I do believe/hope AEG might have just demonstrated a way of creating a negative Streisand effect.

  2. You've got to be shitting me. by twidarkling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can sue people for things they haven't done yet? Well fuck. HEY GATES! I'm suing you for slandering me! You haven't done it yet, but YOU MIGHT.

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    1. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymusing · · Score: 4, Funny

      There are more likely situations... e.g. suing Facebook or Google for privacy violations... or Toyota for automotive failure... oil companies for spills...

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    2. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can sue people for things they haven't done yet?

      Yes, it happens all the time in IP-related cases, in the form of an injunction.

      The only difference here is that the Festival owners don't know who is going to try to infringe their IP, so they need to get the injunction against John & Jane Does.

      It's pretty standard fare, really.

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    3. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but since we're suing for things that haven't happened yet, and it's proceeding on the basis of the other person not showing up, well, Gates isn't likely to show up, and he's got deep pockets, you know...

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    4. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by spazdor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Everything I thought I knew about civil law tells me that this is not a suit that you're allowed to file. Any lawyers around care to weigh in? Are you allowed to sue no one in particular?

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    5. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by NFN_NLN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can sue people for things they haven't done yet? Well fuck. HEY GATES! I'm suing you for slandering me! You haven't done it yet, but YOU MIGHT.

      They've been doing it for a while. When an officer charges someone for resisting arrest and nothing else. Figure out that paradox.

    6. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 4, Funny

      The heck with slander. I'm gonna proactively sue him for raping my goat. And I don't even HAVE a goat.

      Yet.

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    7. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Kepesk · · Score: 1

      Couldn't "bootleg material" theoretically involve things like phones? This seems like a nasty slippery slope to me.

    8. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by by+(1706743) · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everything I thought I knew about civil law...

      You "thought" you knew? So you're admitting to having acquired knowledge which could have been taught at law school, yet you did not pay any law-school tuition? Thought-crime alert -- somebody sue this guy!

    9. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by ArbitraryDescriptor · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm suing you for slandering me! You haven't done it yet, but YOU MIGHT.

      If I slander you in the future it will be for good reason. I am countersuing you for the libelous press release that you might issue if you lose.

    10. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Rary · · Score: 5, Informative

      Everything I thought I knew about civil law tells me that this is not a suit that you're allowed to file. Any lawyers around care to weigh in? Are you allowed to sue no one in particular?

      If you read the article (the real one, not the article about the article that's linked in the summary), this has been done before by UMG, and apparently they were successful. So now AEG is giving a try, too.

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    11. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by epp_b · · Score: 1

      There are more likely situations... e.g. suing Facebook or Google for privacy violations... or Toyota for automotive failure... oil companies for spills...

      That doesn't make them any more legitimate.

    12. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      What you are arrested for and what you are charged with are two separate things

    13. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      You can sue people for things they haven't done yet? Well fuck. HEY GATES! I'm suing you for slandering me! You haven't done it yet, but YOU MIGHT.

      That's not quite what this is. They're suing non-people (placeholders) hoping/expecting that someone will fill the placeholders. They're probably asking for summary judgment since the John Does didn't show in court.

    14. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No paradox. Officer gets a report of a burglary. He see's that you fit the description. He attempts to arrest you. You resist. He hauls you to jail. Later they realize that you aren't the burglar. They still charge you with resisting arrest, and nothing else.

    15. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IANAL.

      They're not suing "no one in particular". They are suing individuals who are not yet identified for an action that has not yet occurred, to enable law enforcement to prevent that action from occurring.

      I personally think that's fine, as long as they pay the bill for that law enforcement.

      Or they could do what other private event festivals do -- pay for security staff that toss out anyone selling infringing goods, and accept the fact that people are going to sell stuff outside the venue (in which case, they often call the cops to enforce street sales licenses, area zoning, whatever can be used to get those people away from the venue).

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    16. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At least in California, it is unlawful to arrest somebody for resisting arrest without any additional charges. That is why they always charge you with "disturbing the peace" whenever they order you to do something and you question their authority to order you to do it. Remember: when 4 police officers burst into your bedroom through a locked door in the middle of the night, push you back onto your bed, hold you down and burn your leg with a lit cigar, you are "disturbing the peace" when you cry out in pain.

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    17. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that you have to file suit against a john or jane doe, not a specific person. Don't forget, a specific person can defend themselves.

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    18. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Right. So he'll send a lawyer, who will pwn your ass for filing a frivolous lawsuit. Drop in the bucket for Gates, and you'll be filing bankruptcy.

    19. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by ArbitraryDescriptor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They're probably asking for summary judgment since the John Does didn't show in court.

      There are currently zero counts of infringement or unlawful behavior. What is that judgment supposed to be based on?

    20. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by plover · · Score: 1

      You can sue people for things they haven't done yet? Well fuck. HEY GATES! I'm suing you for slandering me! You haven't done it yet, but YOU MIGHT.

      That's not quite what this is. They're suing non-people (placeholders) hoping/expecting that someone will fill the placeholders. They're probably asking for summary judgment since the John Does didn't show in court.

      Isn't this exactly the same as police officers having "quotas" of tickets to write?

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    21. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have to sue a number of John Doe and Jane Doe, otherwise "Gates" can just go an say "I did not slander anyone"

    22. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Isn't this exactly the same as police officers having "quotas" of tickets to write?

      No, the quotas are like "Get out there and find actual infringement (parking/speeding), with evidence (witness or radar gun). Ostensibly, an officer can't write a ticket for "going 80 in a 65mph zone", file in traffic court, and then wait until it happens to tell the newly-found offender that their court date was yesterday.

    23. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      So if I trademark the human head, I could file a lawsuit against people displaying their heads in public and have their heads confiscated?

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    24. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Surt · · Score: 1

      It doesn't seem close to 'exactly the same' to me, but there are definitely parallels.
      However, I don't understand the relevance?

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    25. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      right, so he's made a wrongful arrest, and no free person should have to allow themselves to be subject to a wrongful arrest. Paradox remains.

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    26. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What are you doing when you plant buckshot in as many as you can?

      I'm not usually anti-police, but authoritarian bs like that makes me glad we have the 2nd amendment, even in a perhaps restricted form.

    27. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL

      Really? Me, too!

      --Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda

    28. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      if I trademark the human head

      You can't, so that's a false premise.

      AEG are clearly the owners of what happens at the festival, so they can do this.

    29. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still not okay with that. This is like hiring the law enforcement agencies to standby in case there is a problem. Basically, hiring them to be body guards. Police do already monitor events in case of legal troubles, but this is taking it one step beyond, and that is too much on the side of one group, and not just the law.

    30. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why was it unlawful? He had a suspect that matched the description he was given. Are you saying that person SHOULDN'T be arrested in that situation? Under what circumstances could you arrest somebody then?

    31. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to stop getting your understanding of basic law from the back of cereal boxes. There is no wrongful arrest in the above scenario.

    32. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      There are more likely situations... e.g. suing Facebook or Google for privacy violations... or Toyota for automotive failure... oil companies for spills...

      Why not sue everybody who doesn't show up, for lost income? It's like the Minority Report...

    33. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by kindbud · · Score: 1

      I personally think that's fine, as long as they pay the bill for that law enforcement.

      Why not hire out the police force for any private party? It's not like they have anything better to do.

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    34. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's like the Minority Report...

      I always thought Minority Report was a possibility. It's easy to predict human behaviour when backed up against a wall...

      Police: You're going to resist arrest, so we're arresting you for that.
      Person: I'm not going to resist arrest, you can't arrest me for that.
      Police: You are resisting arrest right now.
      Person: No, I'm - oh wait...so either way I'm going to be arrested?
      Police: Yes
      Person: No way copper...*runs*
      Police: He's resisting arrest! Let's go!

      Congress: See, the system is perfect. The reports never lie...

    35. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      That's not how it works.

      You sue Jane/John Doe for slandering you.

      Then a few weeks from now when someone maybe slanders you, you tell the court "We have identified the John/Jane doe and his/her name is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"...

    36. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that person SHOULDN'T be arrested in that situation?

      I think the person should either be arrested and charged with the burglary, or not arrested at all. If there's not enough probable cause to charge the person with the crime, then there wasn't enough probable cause for the arrest either.

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    37. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 1

      The officer can detain and arrest the suspect, but he certainly cannot charge him with resisting arrest if the person is shown to be not guilty of the robbery.

      Its the same as having your house raided and the cops finding drugs, only to find out the raid was done illegally...the drug evidence is null and void because the raid was illegal in the first place

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    38. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sure. Lots of people already do.

      I've been to plenty of events where there are officers in uniform maintaining security, etc. And guess what? The event host pays for that.

      It's not uncommon in NYC, for events like launch parties, etc.

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    39. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Adriax · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So sue 10 John Doe Millionaires, and when you get your summary judgment you now have 10 "gimme your money" vouchers to apply to any millionaires you feels like.
      Exactly what they're doing here.

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    40. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally you're buying farmland cheaply in that case. Remember, they have guns, too, and probably more training with them than you (though you do have home ground advantage, you are ambushed and outnumbered, and you have to take every single one out without being fatally wounded yourself).

    41. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And if 200 men and 200 women show up and bootleg it, can half of them posit the defense that the festival owners chose not to sue them in the first place?

    42. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, it happens all the time in IP-related cases, in the form of an injunction.

      The only difference here is that the Festival owners don't know who is going to try to infringe their IP, so they need to get the injunction against John & Jane Does.

      It's pretty standard fare, really.

      Your comment is mostly correct, but a bit disingenous. This "John Doe injunction" has been available in a number of countries for years (like hundreds), its use for IP cases (and any cases at all*) is quite contemporary, and saying its pretty standard fare kinda makes it sound like this is just taken without controversy in the legal world for handling day to day civil issues. This is definitely not the case. The use has been on the rise and it has piqued the interest and derision of a number of legal professionals and scholars.

      * For example, the first time it was used for anything in the UK after 1852 was in 2003 (about Harry Potter) (http://www.uea.ac.uk/law/resources/8-02.htm) its use then started to become more trendy.

    43. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay, here is what needs to be done, spread the word : People who go to Mile High Music Festival with their cellphone have the risk of it being seized. you may be one of the happy 200 winners of an abuse of copyright enforcement. I hope the music and the price of the ticket were really worth it.

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    44. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Also, at least in California, you have a right to resist arrest if you have a reasonable fear that the arresting officer intends to do you bodily harm... but good luck proving your fear is "reasonable" in court! That would at least require documented evidence of a previous relationship with the officer substantiating previous threats made by the officer against you. Again, it is theoretically possible to argue that, but I doubt that anybody has ever successful justified resisting.

      Pulling a gun on a group of police officers is generally referred to as "suicide by cop". I generally make it a point not to argue with people carrying loaded weapons, but in this case I said "I have committed no crimes; you have no right to be here", which the police decided was "combative", thus justifying their use of force. I'm still not clear on what justified their smoking a cigar in my house.

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    45. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 2

      They're not suing "no one in particular". They are suing individuals who are not yet identified for an action that has not yet occurred, to enable law enforcement to prevent that action from occurring.

      Is it just me, or does that sound like a universe destroying paradox? It's at least going to be the end of our solar system I fear.

    46. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      This means people are now free to go ahead and bootleg the festival. They already paid the penalty.

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    47. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      "I think the person should either be arrested and charged with the burglary, or not arrested at all."

      So, if an officer on scene makes the call to arrest someone, then that charge should be carried through to the end, EVEN IF LATER EVIDENCE SHOWS THE PERSON DIDN'T DO IT??? Seriously?

      "If there's not enough probable cause to charge the person with the crime, then there wasn't enough probable cause for the arrest either."

      Really? So the cops have to magically know in advance who is guilty? How does that work?

      Cops can only make judgment calls with the information they have at the time of the arrest. Further investigation can sometimes clear a person before any charges are made.

    48. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the plus side, you can now sue them before they do it to you again!

    49. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hey have guns, too, and probably more training with them than you

      If you go to the range and fire more than 50 rounds through your pistol, and/or do it more than once every couple months, you have more training than they do. Police "training" is generally laughably minimal. There's usually more of them, though, so you're still screwed.

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    50. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      "...but he certainly cannot charge him with resisting arrest if the person is shown to be not guilty of the robbery."

      Why not? If the person resisted arrest, aren't they guilty of resisting arrest?

      "Its the same as having your house raided and the cops finding drugs, only to find out the raid was done illegally...the drug evidence is null and void because the raid was illegal in the first place"

      No, it's not the same thing. Throwing out the drug evidence does NOT make the original drug possession charge go away. You could still be prosecuted for that same drug charge, they just can't use that particular piece of evidence anymore. Why would not pressing charges for one thing instantly nullify the resisting arrest charge?

    51. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find your naive, unrealistic view of the American legal system quite refreshing!

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    52. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You understand there's a difference between charging someone with a crime and convicting them of it, right? There's even a difference between charging them and then dropping the charges or not charging them at all. I'm advocating for the former, because then you have a record of what happened. Then, if an officer has a pattern of dropping a lot of charges, then you could suspect that he's jumping the gun on charging people. You could try to say the same thing about a pattern of arrests and releases, but the difference is that they don't keep records of that.

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    53. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I believe that's why the cops are usually allowed to hold you for a reasonable period, say 24 hours, but not longer without filing charges.

      I'm still not sure this makes right, tho... in today's legal climate I'd be suspicious that the "holding period" just gives them time to create evidence, especially in cases that might lead to a profitably-large asset forfeiture.

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    54. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      I see resisting arrest for a crime you aren't even being charged with as a legitimate action. If the cop catches you after you resist, and doesn't bring any charges for the arrest you resisted, the fact that you were resisting arrest should be irrelevant.

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    55. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by SimonInOz · · Score: 2, Funny

      If your name actually IS Jane Doe, can you counter sue?

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    56. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

      They're not suing "no one in particular". They are suing individuals who are not yet identified for an action that has not yet occurred, to enable law enforcement to prevent that action from occurring.

      Isn't this what traditional security is for...?

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    57. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they could do what other private event festivals do -- pay for security staff that toss out anyone selling infringing goods, and accept the fact that people are going to sell stuff outside the venue (in which case, they often call the cops to enforce street sales licenses, area zoning, whatever can be used to get those people away from the venue).

      Selling infringing goods? Bootlegging is unauthorized recording of the concerts, not people selling weed.

    58. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by ergrthjuyt · · Score: 4, Informative

      +1. You can often only get a permit to do certain things if you have adequate security, which generally involves hiring an on-duty police officer from a local government. Shooting a movie on a crowded street with replica guns comes to mind. As for GP's "its not like they have anything better to do" - I find it surprising the number of people who deride the very institution that lets our society function.

    59. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by ergrthjuyt · · Score: 3, Informative

      Paper targets differ in many ways from trading live fire with people shooting back at you. To say shooting at the range trains you for combat is like saying that you can learn to drive by practicing to step on a gas pedal.

    60. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sue Fox News, should be an easier case to win!

    61. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Toonol · · Score: 1

      No, he could have been very justified in making the arrest, even if you were innocent. The cops aren't expected to be omniscient; they just have to use good judgment. If the initial evidence pointed to you, it wasn't a wrongful arrest, even if you were later exonerated. It's a wrongful arrest if he shouldn't have arrested you in the first place, but did anyway.

    62. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "You understand there's a difference between charging someone with a crime and convicting them of it, right? "

      Yes, I do. But you said you wanted people charged with crimes that they are innocent of. You do realize that once you charge someone with a crime, the next step is PROSECUTING them, right? The only other possible outcome is to drop the charges. And if you are simply going to drop the charges, why did you take the time to charge them in the first place?

      "There's even a difference between charging them and then dropping the charges or not charging them at all. I'm advocating for the former, because then you have a record of what happened."

      So you want time and resources wasted charging innocent people... for record-keeping? I would think the report that has the resisting arrest charge would also contain the reason that the officer was arresting you for. And couldn't you simply keep a running total of an officer's "resisting arrest only" incidents?

    63. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "People who go to Mile High Music Festival "

      Why would anyone bother after hearing this? I'd sell my tickets to whatever idiot was willing to pay for them.

      From the link it looks like the only band I would want to hear is Dave Matthews Band http://www.milehighmusicfestival.com/images/stories/schedule/schedule-print.jpg

      And there's no way in hell I'd spend $99 on the cheap tickets to see Dave Matthews Band
      http://tickethorse.com/event.aspx?id=314

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    64. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Toonol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But the arrest wasn't illegal. If the arrest was done properly, even if you didn't do the crime, it is legal, and other crimes you commit in the process don't get magically ignored. If it really WAS a wrongful arrest, you might have a point; but people are misusing the term 'wrongful arrest' in this thread.

      It's the same as the cops getting a perfectly valid warrant to search your house for drugs, and finding your kidnapping victim. It doesn't get tossed out, even if they don't find drugs.

    65. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      People being wounded or killed by illegal police action is far from new.

    66. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anarki2004 · · Score: 1

      ...and the award for longest Slashdot post EVAR goes to you.

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    67. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're doing it all wrong!
      You sue John Doe for slander then submit the story to Slashdot and wait for your slanderers to comment.
      Although I predict quite a few anonymous cowards in that situation.

    68. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cops have even less experience shooting at real people than they do shooting at the range.
      My uncle was a beat cop for 30+ years - never once fired his weapon in the line of duty.

    69. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, maybe because the wonderful police will charge you with resisting arrest for doing things like asking "what am I being arrested for?"? Or maybe complaining "These handcuffs are too tight!", or twitching, jerking, crying out or trying to maneuver your body into a less painful position while they're deliberately causing you pain? Are those good reasons why resisting arrest as the only charge is improper?

    70. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Try this:

      Police: You're going to resist arrest, so we're arresting you for that.
      Person: I'm not going to resist arrest, you can't arrest me for that.
      Police: You are resisting arrest right now.
      Person: No, I'm not. Go right ahead and arrest me. (I'll just sue you for false arrest later.)

    71. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by fredklein · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if only 50 men and 50 women bootleg it, can the festival owners be arrested for submitting the other 100 false claims?

    72. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by KahabutDieDrake · · Score: 1

      Actually, that rarely if ever happens, and most often, if a police officer brings you in for such, their superior will kick you loose, and slap the officer on the wrist. I don't know about where you live, but you can't be arrested for resisting arrest. You certainly can't be CHARGED with ONLY resisting arrest (because it's not an arrestable offense on it's own)

      The most recent news story I've heard about involving this, the officer was forced to release the subject, and was facing disciplinary action (although most likely it won't be serious).

    73. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Moridin42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Whats your point? Police don't get shot at all that often themselves. And most of their firearms training is .. at the range. Infrequently, no less. It will depend on the department, of course, but their qualification is probably going to be from stationary positions in bays on a range. At paper. And the rounds fired in qualification are less than a gun owner will fire in one trip to the range. I think you think police are gun owners. They're not, really. They're law enforcers that get issued guns. A lot of their job doesn't involve a firearm, and they consequently spent a lot more time learning non-firearms subjects.

      Maybe there are a lot of departments out there with reactive targets, and practical shooting galleries. I doubt it, though. Takes a lot more money and space per shooter.

      --
      I don't expect morality, equality, consistency, or justice from the law. I expect only legality.
    74. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by plover · · Score: 1

      Quotas were found to be illegal in many jurisdictions, as they presumed the guilt of a certain number of people.

      In this case, the plaintiff is presuming the offense will be committed by 200 unknown John/Jane Does.

      --
      John
    75. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in my county, if you are arrested you are guilty.
      conviction rate over 94%
      where somewhere in Michigan, maybe upper thumb

    76. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Surt · · Score: 1

      Ah, not around here (bay area, CA). Cops out in force at the end of every month pulling over one after another.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    77. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or suing AEG for thinking about selling drugs.

    78. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Paper targets differ in many ways from trading live fire with people shooting back at you.

      You are right. The cops do not practice shooting while people are firing at them, and most cops never shoot nor get shot at, so they have minimal extra experience compared to the average person.

      To say shooting at the range trains you for combat is like saying that you can learn to drive by practicing to step on a gas pedal.

      That's all cops get. Are you asserting that the training given to cops is inadequate?

    79. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If the cops arrest an innocent person, then the arrest wasn't valid. Thus, resisting it was justified. They should be apologizing to the person they arrested, not holding them on an unrelated charge that wouldn't exist if they didn't violently attack the innocent person in the first place.

    80. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      ...and the award for longest Slashdot post EVAR goes to you.

      "POST"? I think that ... THING has evolved since your observation!
      It's like I walked into a whole community: It's talking to itself now. Maybe GP has created SKYNET here and it just got lonely.

      I'm going to just close my browser tab now... maybe shut down this PC and have my last walk before the terminators are loosed.

    81. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by ergrthjuyt · · Score: 1

      That's all cops get.

      That's not true, for every hour of range training they get, they probably get 5 on small squad tactics, disarmament and CQB, and situation defusal. While not exactly in the realm of live fire exercises one might encounter in say, the marines, they have a small but significant edge over the average citizen -- by design.

      Are you asserting that the training given to cops is inadequate?

      That depends. The fact that they aren't trained for war zones says a lot of good things about our society and government.

    82. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can sue people for things they haven't done yet? Well fuck. HEY GATES! I'm suing you for slandering me! You haven't done it yet, but YOU MIGHT.

      No, this is actually working like "File a suit against John Doe for slander. Have it automatically go through. Once it's passed, claim that Bill Gates is John Doe. Profit." I'm pretty sure you can't do this if you're the small guy though, since the big guy will just lawyerslap you.

      - fractoid-with-modpoints

    83. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by ergrthjuyt · · Score: 1

      Point being you don't often see private citizens shooting up cops because of their supposed ineptitude with guns, and granted that's for a lot of reasons, one of which is that it's not as trivial to outgun them as OP suggested.

      The thing about guns is people play counter-strike and go to the range a few times and suddenly think they're rambo. The simpler truth is that its a lot like sex and race car driving: every guy thinks he's good at it.

    84. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "If the cops arrest an innocent person, then the arrest wasn't valid. Thus, resisting it was justified."

      First, you have no idea what a 'valid arrest' is. Second, this ain't 'Minority Report'. The cops don't KNOW if you are innocent or guilty at the time of the arrest. They simply arrest a likely suspect if they have sufficient evidence on hand at the time. By your logic, everybody should fight arrest, every time. Because, hey, I'm 'innocent'.

      And why do you think being arrested is some type of horrible event that must be fought? An arrest is nothing more than taking you in for proper booking, questioning, etc. Arrest and imprisonment are NOT the same thing.

    85. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      While I agree that mocking other people's taste in music is pathetic and contributes nothing (other than to remind all readers that the mocker is completely unable to accept that other people might have different tastes to themselves)... the grandparent was committing the exact same sin by saying that there was only one band they'd consider seeing and therefore implying that there was no reason for anyone to want to go to such a festival.

      So, two posts in a row that were just noise and added nothing of interest to anyone. Arguably, it's now four...

    86. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Moridin42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But the guy you were replying to was right. Individual officers quite frequently don't have a lot of firearms training.

      Lets think about this for a moment.

      If the police force is reasonably useful and generally good, there isn't any reason to get into a shoot out with them. They're doing a good job.

      If the police force is corrupt and aggressive, there isn't any good opportunity to get into a shoot out with them. They've got numbers and no pressing need to respect things like your right to life.

      (In between those options you've got a so-so police force that is doing a decent job under severe budget crunches and a public that doesn't wanna pony up for better coverage)

      You can think you're good at firearms combat, and be right (or wrong), and still come to the perfectly reasonable conclusion that getting into a shootout isn't in your best interests. They've got quantity. And quantity is a quality all its own.

      In terms of Star Wars, I'm not going to get into a shootout with stormtroopers. Even though they're almost universally bad shots, there are so goddamn many of them that it isn't worth the trouble if I can avoid it.

      --
      I don't expect morality, equality, consistency, or justice from the law. I expect only legality.
    87. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Forget all that other violation of your rights shit. In California, if you can get them on ...smoking a cigar in my house. You have it made.

      With the right jury, you will be able to retire on those damages! (Assuming your municipality doesn't declare bankruptcy on you.)

      --
      This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
    88. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was tempted to reply ... and quote the entire post ... but then I realized that would make me an even bigger asshat than he was.

    89. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Score -1, TryingTooHardToBeFunny.

      Better luck next time.

    90. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by ergrthjuyt · · Score: 1

      Individual officers quite frequently don't have a lot of firearms training.

      Youre missing my point that officers have a variety of training not directly related to firing at the range that increases their effectiveness with them, even if they are holstered all the time. Such as situational awareness, and being able to read body movements and facial cues. Not to mention psychological advantages such as the fact that they are under pressure every single day.

      It's the culmination of all those things that determines the outcome, not just the number of bullets you discharge. The OP was implying that visiting the range a few times was going to be sufficient to outgun a cop.

      Sure, maybe at the range.

    91. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by sjames · · Score: 1

      That particular case is odd but makes sense. However, there have been cases where the arrest itself was wrongful and the person still ended up charged with resisting arrest. The police then maintained that the arrest wasn't wrongful because resisting arrest justified the arrest.

      This tends to happen in cases where someone witnesses (and particularly when they video tape) police doing something else wrongful.

    92. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Fine, I'll sue John Doe for stepping on my foot at an unnamed time in the future. That way I can win by default since he can't know to show up in court. That way when someone DOES step on my foot, I can just write his name in and order him to pay me since he was already found liable.

      Lets be honest here. When our legal system is ready and willing to hear a case about unknown people who will allegedly do something at some time in the future, it has well and truly jumped the shark.

      In a sane legal system, the plaintiff would be fined for abuse of the court system.

    93. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Moridin42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're missing my point.

      Situational awareness and body language are great for getting you some extra time before the guns clear leather. However, when doors are being bashed in, you the defender do not need to read body language. Situational awareness is useful, but the police's (potentially) greater awareness is offset by your (guaranteed) greater terrain knowledge. What you need are muscle memory for presentation, sight alignment, breath control, and smooth trigger pull. These are skills you develop with trigger time.

      If you're just walking down the street or standing in a store and a shootout spontaneously breaks out, situational awareness and body language will get you precious time to hug the floor, clear out, or clear leather.

      The police win firefight engagements with numbers and/or designated marksmen. No, really. Thats how. The other stuff is great for preventing a firefight from getting started. Its great to give you warning that the fight is coming, and that you need to respond to it. But if you're a cop with a suspect and you're looking at each other over the barrel of a gun, looking around to increase your situational awareness is begging to get shot.

      --
      I don't expect morality, equality, consistency, or justice from the law. I expect only legality.
    94. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by EdIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      What if the goat consented? What if it was the goats fault for making pretty eyes at him?

      They're is always two sides to these stories you know....

    95. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or Toyota for automotive failure...

      Hang on, now. I thought that one been narrowed down to a combination of DFU error and a country that encourages frivolous lawsuits. The so-called "automotive failure" was mysteriously limited to USians, after all, even though there are tons of Toyotas driven all over the globe.

    96. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First, you have no idea what a 'valid arrest' is.

      I do. You have no idea what I do and don't know.

      The cops don't KNOW if you are innocent or guilty at the time of the arrest. They simply arrest a likely suspect if they have sufficient evidence on hand at the time.

      I understand and I disagree with both your premise and their logic.

      By your logic, everybody should fight arrest, every time. Because, hey, I'm 'innocent'.

      Someone who committed the crime in question is not innocent. They are guilty. Now, given your track record of purposefully picking the definition the person isn't using and asserting that they used the word wrong, I'll just mention that being innocent or guilty is a fact. They either did it or they didn't. Being found guilty or being acquitted is a finding of law. Though the judicial finding is attempting to mimic the former, they two are actually unrelated in that innocent people have been found guilty and guilty people have been acquitted. So yes, I understand the words. But that doesn't mean that I have to use them the way you prefer them to be used, nor is my "valid" use of a word invalid because you assert so.

      And why do you think being arrested is some type of horrible event that must be fought?

      Why do you think that provably innocent people should submit to the incorrect will of the State? Because the enforcers are armed? Or because obedience is more important than accuracy?

      An arrest is nothing more than taking you in for proper booking, questioning, etc. Arrest and imprisonment are NOT the same thing.

      One is holding you against your will, while the other is holding you against your will. Yes, I see the distinction you are trying to make in showing me that the two are unrelated.

    97. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      And if you are simply going to drop the charges, why did you take the time to charge them in the first place? ... So you want time and resources wasted charging innocent people... for record-keeping?

      No, I want the police to take those time and resources into account so that they think a little harder before deciding to arrest somebody. Or in other words, if you have to charge the person with something in order to arrest them, then you've just raised the bar for justifying the arrest.

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    98. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Police: You're going to resist arrest, so we're arresting you for that.
      Person: I'm not going to resist arrest, you can't arrest me for that.
      Police: You are resisting arrest right now.
      Person: No, I'm not. Go right ahead and arrest me. (I'll just sue you for false arrest later.)
      Police/Person: *Tortures then hangs himself in cells rather than make recompense for his crime*

    99. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by easyTree · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People seem to be having a hard time understanding that members of the public are expected to willingly surrender themselves to the custody of an officer of the law so that the officer may dispassionately investigate whether they are involved in the crime.

      Perhaps because, often, arrest is abduction by thugs who operate outside the law whilst at the same time having the ability to falsely implicate their captive in non-existent crimes to enable them to more easily meet their quota.

    100. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      It's like the Minority Report...

      I always thought Minority Report was a possibility. It's easy to predict human behaviour when backed up against a wall...

      Police: You're going to resist arrest, so we're arresting you for that. Person: I'm not going to resist arrest, you can't arrest me for that. Police: You are resisting arrest right now. Person: No, I'm - oh wait...so either way I'm going to be arrested? Police: Yes Person: No way copper...*runs* Police: He's resisting arrest! Let's go!

      Congress: See, the system is perfect. The reports never lie...

      Reminds me of the concept from the 70's and needing to watch out for being arrested for a "Sayso". ie "Why am I being arrested?" "Because I say so."

      --
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    101. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally think that's fine, as long as they pay the bill for that law enforcement.

      I personally think that's a huge conflict of interest. So anybody with enough money can hire law enforcement to do their bidding? For one that put's the power or these institutions into private hands; which is way beyond what a private security company would be capable of. To me that's awefully close to corruption.

      Then there's the issue that officers that get paid to babysit some concert can no longer do their job, you know, the thing the people pay them for.

    102. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all that Potters fault then!

    103. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the whole point of the Minority Report is that you can be convicted on the basis of crimes you've not yet committed. In this case allowing them to arrest you without resisting is the equivalent to entering a guilty plea - it might get you a lesser sentence for co-operating but it wouldn't negate the precrime.

    104. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So along with more likely, perhaps these are more lucrative?

    105. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      No, the trick is in suing nobody, winning because nobody is defending, and then filling in the names after you've won the case.

      So sue John Doe, and after you've won, decide that Gates is that John Doe.

    106. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by delinear · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless I'd imagine on average a cop would have more experience shooting at real people than a regular person - although admittedly a regular person may have more experience with things like hunting game, being in a firefight with multiple armed opponents is not really comparable. Unless you've a serial killer or have done active military service, it's almost guaranteed on the law of averages that the cops will have more experience, even if that average is slight (1 in 100 or something). Of course, what really matters is their numbers anyway, you're unlikely to take out all the whole unit even if you're a pro, they only need sufficient officers to fall back to a covering position and radio for backup and you'll have SWAT teams with itchy trigger fingers and a cop killer in their sights in no time.

    107. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this was in a Gulf country
      And the goat was past puberty
      It's the goat's fault

    108. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by delinear · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you can make any assumptions on the basis that not all police officers are shooters. Unless it's a proven statistic that they shoot less than the average person, there's just as much chance the cop is a shooter as there is that the person he's going after is one - and since there will be more of them you weight the odds on their favour from the start. Would you bet your life on those odds?

    109. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      What if I am a law-abiding citizen called John (or Jane) Doe - can I now countersue for libel and defamation, barratry etc.?

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    110. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by delinear · · Score: 1

      The parallels are false really - the police quota is just to prevent them sitting on their backsides while actual parking/speeding offences are taking place, but it doesn't prejudice the offender that the officer only caught them because they were trying to fill a quota. On the other hand, suing someone for infringement and beginning proceedings without notifying the person being sued definitely can prejudice them - at the very least it gives them less time to prepare their defence because the case is already underway. Civil law is meant to have its basis in equity, this sounds far from equitable to me - the "offences" haven't even been committed yet! I can understand if someone damages your property and you don't know who they are but think there's a good chance you'll be able to find out, it would be wise to begin proceedings and the courtm seeing actual loss, may decide that is equitable, but what they are doing here is tantamount to throwing away hundreds of years of innocent until proven guilty precedent.

    111. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by delinear · · Score: 1

      If the slander had already happened, fair enough. What's distasteful here is that the infringements haven't even happened yet, not to mention using this to justify calling in US Marshalls and state police, that's just crazy. If I file a John Doe lawsuit saying I think someone's going to steal my car, can I then use it to get the police to stake out my car instead of having to fit a car alarm?

    112. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Police: You're going to resist arrest, so we're arresting you for that.
      Me: Okay *holds out hands to be cuffed*
      3. Sue for false arrest
      4. Profit!

    113. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Sircus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could be wrong, but I thing the GGP's "anything better to do" was sarcastic, pointing at the fact that the police have lots of better things to be doing, so why are we hiring them out to police private parties? I don't necessarily agree with him, just pointing out the alternative interpretation.

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    114. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      It's the same as the cops getting a perfectly valid warrant to search your house for drugs, and finding your kidnapping victim. It doesn't get tossed out, even if they don't find drugs.

      Which is why I don't keep kidnapping victims at my house

    115. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't work in the same way. He would instantly get the case dismissed because you have named him. 5 insightful!? Haha slashdot, haha.

    116. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by adolf · · Score: 1

      Police: You're going to resist arrest, so we're arresting you for that.
      Person: I'm not going to resist arrest, you can't arrest me for that.
      Police: You are resisting arrest right now.
      Person: No, I'm not. Go right ahead and arrest me. (I had a notion this might happen, so I already sued you for false arrest and you're just validating my claim.)

    117. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Because some locales depend on cops getting hired out for revenue generation. NYC, when it lost the Law and Order franchise stated it was losing a few million a year, some of that was paying cops to police sets.

    118. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Informative

      IANAC(op), but I have a few friends who are around the country. AFAIK when police officers do this, its entirely voluntary (i.e. no officer is "assigned" to such a rent-a-cop task typically) and it can only be done as overtime (i.e. when an officer is not scheduled for regular duty). These rules are in place specifically to prevent private interests from taking away from the regular police force on hand at any time.

    119. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by helix2301 · · Score: 1

      I can see technology companies doing this filing suit against technology that is being developed not even released to the public. Kind of like a Microsoft sewing Apple for a product not out yet saying it violates there pattens. Another scenario is Microsoft sewing Oracle for a piece of database code that's not out yet.

    120. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why do you think being arrested is some type of horrible event that must be fought?

      Because any arrest is a matter of permanent record that can affect your life.

      For example, if you are not an American citizen and have ever been arrested, at all, anywhere, even if it was obviously a mistake and you were released ten minutes later, you will find it a thousand times harder to enter the United States from that moment onwards. Sure doesn't sound like the US government thinks arrest is a neutral thing!

    121. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by wimvds · · Score: 1

      Well, over here (in that small EU non-country :p) we pay a nominal fee on all storage media (be it a CD, USB key, harddrive, whatever) just in case we would put some pirated material on it AND they still sue you when you do just that and get caught. Nice, heh?

    122. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it happens all the time in IP-related cases, in the form of an injunction.

      Okay.

      The only difference here is that the Festival owners don't know who is going to try to infringe their IP, so they need to get the injunction against John & Jane Does.

      So in other words, it doesn't happen all the time at all.

      This "only" difference is surely quite significant. A crucial part is that in an injunction, the person/company can defend themselves which, according to TFA, can't happen here, as it isn't being made against a specific person.

      Furthermore, I don't see how this is like "John Doe" cases. I thought the point of "John Doe" was that it was still an action against a specific person (i.e., a person who has specifically done such and such), but where their identify (in the sense of their name) is unknown. This is not at all the same thing as an action that is against unspecified persons. Has there been any use of John Doe cases in the latter sense?

    123. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The only difference here is that the Festival owners don't know who is going to try to infringe their IP

      It sounds like they have a reasonably good idea, even if they don't have names. Someone has been routinely making counterfeit shirts and selling them in and near the venue, in the past. They know it's been done in the past, and they reasonably suspect that certain people will repeat it at the current festival.

    124. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Why do you think that provably innocent people should submit to the incorrect will of the State? Because the enforcers are armed? Or because obedience is more important than accuracy?

      Because the system is enforced by fallible human beings. The process has safeguards built into it to account for such imperfections.

      An arrest is nothing more than taking you in for proper booking, questioning, etc. Arrest and imprisonment are NOT the same thing.

      One is holding you against your will, while the other is holding you against your will. Yes, I see the distinction you are trying to make in showing me that the two are unrelated.

      This is covered by the 5th Amendment, so well within the rules which bind everyone in the US.

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    125. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      OK, you used a lot of words to say nothing and avoid my arguments. My main argument is that the cops don't know if a person is innocent or guilty at the time they are confronting them. At no point do you ever even come close to addressing this.

      "I understand and I disagree with both your premise and their logic."

      Because....?

      "Someone who committed the crime ...because you assert so."

      Jeez, you took a whole paragraph to explain guilty and innocent? Did typing that long-winded explanation make you feel smarter?

      "Being found guilty or being acquitted is a finding of law"

      I know you didn't mean to, but you actually proved my point. It is a finding of law AFTER the arrest, not during. There is no guilty or innocent at the time of arrest. Only suspects or not suspects.

      "One is holding you against your will, while the other is holding you against your will. Yes, I see the distinction you are trying to make in showing me that the two are unrelated."

      Wow, for a guy that can type a whole paragraph to differentiate between guilty and innocent, I'm surprised that you think that arrest and imprisonment are the same thing. I'll try to use less than a paragraph to explain the difference:

      Arrest: Innocent until proven guilty, can post bail, no criminal record.
      Imprisoned: Guilty (unless you can come up with new evidence to prove your innocence). CAN'T post bail to get out, mark on your criminal record.

    126. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Being arrested for resisting arrest alone is a legal loophole that's been on pretty much every jurisdiction's books probably for as long as they've been around. It's a catch-all so the police can arrest you for no reason other than they think you need arresting.

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    127. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Officers arrest people on the suspicion of wrongdoing, not because they are guilty. The state has powers to hold any citizen against their will for a "reasonable time" in most locales. This is (and has to be) legal for the system to function. It definitely gets abused, and the appeal process also gets abused, but unless you have a better method of restraining people suspected of wrongdoing, there isn't much that can be done at this point in the process.

      Something I've noticed that is conflated in this thread is "arrest by officer" and "taking in for questioning". If no arrest is being made and the officer simply asks you to come with him to the precinct for questioning, a citizen is within their rights to say "no". THIS process is heavily abused in some precincts, by officers who would rather go on a fishing expedition at the inconvenience of others than to re-prioritize their daily workload to gather the evidence through less shady means.

      What I think some are complaining of is the situation where an officer wants to question someone without a warrant, that person refuses to cooperate, and the officer then tries to find some means to trigger an arrest event so they can force the person to comply against their will.

      If there's a warrant involved and the people are obviously innocent, the person in the wrong is more often the judge who granted the warrant than the officers acting as enforcers of the warrant.

      That said, in my area, the officer could be reprimanded for lighting a cigar inside a place of residence without permission -- it's a public building (apartment, etc), they'd also be subject to fines.

    128. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SWAT teams, special response teams, and the like are generally a bit better trained on the weapons side, since the expectation is that they will have to use their weapons at some point.

    129. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by kindbud · · Score: 1

      Your interpretation was what I meant. There are many private security companies that can fulfill this need. Even hiring off-duty police officers invites conflict of interest. We frown upon elected officials taking payment for services rendered to private parties, we should frown upon police officers doing the same.

      And increase police and firefighter pay, FFS, so they don't feel like they have to work a second job to get by.

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    130. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Suing not Sewing.
      Their not there.

      Otherwise... pretty much.
      Or an even more fun one- suing for violating patents they expect to have in the future.

    131. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cops don't KNOW if you are innocent or guilty at the time of the arrest. They simply arrest a likely suspect if they have sufficient evidence on hand at the time.

      To the contrary, they must 'know' through either personal witness (they watched you do it) or through specific and articulate facts. Walking near a crime scene is not cause for arrest, no matter how much you think it shows guilt. Now, you can be detained and questioned about wtf you were doing in the area, but not arrested.
      They may not know innocence or guilt in the eyes of justice, but they must know your roll and actions.

    132. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by ep32g79 · · Score: 1

      But, But, if it were not for all the rules, the CSI team on the TV would get the bad guy all the time.
      /sarcasm

    133. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get back to your Hollywood movie kid.

    134. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Jeez, you took a whole paragraph to explain guilty and innocent? Did typing that long-winded explanation make you feel smarter?

      Bah, you turned into a whiny little bitch when I used "valid" in a manner you didn't like, so I was explaining that I was not using the legal definition, but the factual definition. I guess defining the words I'm using so you can't assert I'm wrong deflates your pointless and factless argument style.

      Arrest: Innocent until proven guilty, can post bail, no criminal record.

      That you assert that an arrest leaves no criminal record indicates you are ignorant. Arrests show up in a "criminal background check" so despite your assertion to the opposite they are defined by people more important than you are being on your criminal record. But again, you haven't let facts get in your way. You like to argue what "should" be without regard to what is. (and even closed, sealed, and expunged records show up with regularity - why? Because the jurisdiction that closes, seals, or expunges them can't do so in other databases, like the FBI's)

      Just like your incorrect assertion about what it takes for an arrest. "Sufficient evidence" is never a requirement. I'd go into the actual requirement, but you not only attack me when I use the correct word in the manner you don't like, you whine a lot when I explain the words I use to avoid confusion. Since you are impossible to please, I'll take your advice and avoid wasting my time.

    135. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If there's a warrant involved and the people are obviously innocent, the person in the wrong is more often the judge who granted the warrant than the officers acting as enforcers of the warrant.

      I am certainly not talking about warrants, correct or otherwise. That's a process, due or otherwise. A cop using his judgment to guess whether a crime has been committed then arresting the most likely person at that time is not the process for enforcing the law. That's what I'm complaining about.

      What I think some are complaining of is the situation where an officer wants to question someone without a warrant, that person refuses to cooperate, and the officer then tries to find some means to trigger an arrest event so they can force the person to comply against their will.

      That's not what I was talking about either, and I haven't seen anyone defend this. If there was a crime committed and PC that the person standing in front of them did it, they should arrest them. Instead cops play lawyers. They start questioning before arrests, because then the 5th Amendment doesn't apply (don't as me, the Supremes said so, and we don't disagree with Diana Ross). The cops are the ones that have seen too much TV. They believe everyone guilty and are trying to get a confession. Either they have PC and should arrest, or they don't and should start doing work to get evidence to get PC against the most likely person. Instead they arrest the most likely person, assert PC retroactively (even when wrong, they are never disciplined), and let the DA get to PC and then to proof, if it can be found.

    136. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      The salient point here is that non-shooter residents won't have a firearm in the home. So, while I don't believe a cop is more or less likely to be a shooter than anybody else, we've eliminated the non-shooting general populace by positing a situation where the resident has a firearm in the home. And that population is likely to be a better shooter, because it doesn't take much to have more firearms training than the average police officer.

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    137. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      Yes. And they're called in to a known crisis. As in.. we tried to arrest this guy and he shot at people. SWAT/SRT isn't your average officer. And they make up a very small percentage of police forces.

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    138. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      can I then use it to get the police to stake out my car instead of having to fit a car alarm?

      Only if you spend a few hundred billion lobbying the legislature and authorities to allow you to do so.

    139. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, the judge will toss based on ripeness, but who knows with judges these days.

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    140. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      "...whiny little bitch..."

      Fine arguing skills you have there.

      ""Sufficient evidence" is never a requirement. I'd go into the actual requirement, but you not only attack me..."

      Actually, I WANT you to explain what the requirement is to make an arrest. You said that "If the cops arrest an innocent person, then the arrest wasn't valid.". I said that a cop can't know at that time who is innocent or guilty. You've never explained under what circumstances an officer can make an arrest.

    141. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "I personally think that's fine" Wow. Just... wow. That's really sad if you think it's fine.

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    142. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Actually, I WANT you to explain what the requirement is to make an arrest.

      Wait, I explain the difference between being found guilty and being guilty, and you complain that was obvious, but explaining the legal requirements for an arrest, something I think is much more obvious, and you want that explained. You are oddly inconsistent. I'd have explained it if you weren't so rude in complaining about my explanations (whiny little bitch), then demanding an explanation. Which is it, do you want my legal insight, or not? Or do you only want it for the things you think you can call me wrong on, but anything you think I'm correct on is a waste of your time because you aren't interested in the truth, but instead interested in the joy you get from saying "Ha! You are wrong!" Since your inconsistencies point towards the latter, I think I'll just answer "fuck you" and leave it at that. But thanks for playing, it always feels good to spread love and logic to the illiterate masses such as yourself.

    143. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      "...I explain the difference between being found guilty and being guilty,..."

      Which I never asked you to do, and I know what the difference is because it IS obvious.

      "...he legal requirements for an arrest, something I think is much more obvious..."

      You think the requirements for an arrest is more obvious? Seriously?

      "...I think I'll just answer "fuck you" and leave it at that."

      So, you DON'T know the legal requirements for an arrest? Why else would you write so many posts without actually answering the one question I asked? Hell, most of this thread has been wasted typing, all because you didn't want to type "The requirements to make an arrest are blah, blah, blah, etc."

      "...it always feels good to spread love and logic to the illiterate masses such as yourself."

      You called me a 'whiny bitch', told me to fuck off, and you consider that spreading the love? And I've been typing posts and reading yours this whole time, and you call me illiterate? I do not think that word means what you think it means.

      And I haven't seen one logical argument from you yet. In fact one of you previous posts stated that you didn't agree with the logic of something that I wrote, but you never clarified why. I even ASKED you to clarify, and you just ignored it.

    144. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by ergrthjuyt · · Score: 1

      Let's say you DO ambush the local officers coming through the door. You'd just be firing at cops that don't even have their guns drawn, in which case training on either side doesn't matter, its fish in a barrel.

      On the other hand, if they even think you're armed and likely to use it on them, they're not going to come unless they already have better shooters - and the best will be on the point. And if we're talking SWAT, they're going to have the blueprint to your house, and they're not going to come in the front door without a flash/pepperball grenade - they'll tear down a wall if its the only way they can get the jump on you. And that's not counting the marksmen you mentioned, covering all the exits from across the street.

      Anything in between is where the cops' training comes in handy for them. And situational awareness is exactly not looking around to increase awareness, it doesn't distract you from your focus.

      What you've done is constructed an elaborate fantasy world where both sides are magically already in conflict with no backstory, and then dropped them into an environment heavily favoring the defender.

      Which sounds a lot like a video game.

    145. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, accuse me of constructing elaborate fantasy worlds. When you're constructing fantasy worlds where the police have always available SWAT teams, and they never need to wait for them to arrive. Or where they have the luxury of calling up officers that are better shooters and being able to wait around for them.

      You're the only one who has made the assumption that the defender is ambushing police before they draw. You're also the one that says that if they think you're armed, they're not going to come. As if those were the only possible situations. You are the one assuming perfect information, not to mention perfect circumstances, available to one side or the other. It doesn't exist.

      You're trying to argue that police have great firearms training. They don't. I'm sorry that you feel so strongly about a comforting fiction. But they just don't. And their other skills don't play greatly in a firefight. It is numbers that make shootouts with the police a poor option, and nothing more.

      And no, situational awareness is not as you state. Situational awareness is knowing the environment, your options, and the consequences. If you are not looking around in unfamiliar terrain, you are discarding situational awareness (correctly, in this case) in favor of focus.

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    146. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You think the requirements for an arrest is more obvious? Seriously?

      Yes. Judging from here and the people that say things like "presumed innocent" and such, it's obvious most people don't know about the difference between innocent, presumed innocent, and found not guilty. That's even messed up in the mainstream media almost 100% of the time. But the requirements for an arrest are well defined and the media and others get that right much more often. So yes. I seriously think that the requirements for an arrest are better understood than guilt.

      And I haven't seen one logical argument from you yet.

      And your questions, if answered, wouldn't result in me giving a logical argument. You want me to list facts that are available elsewhere. So, since you are asking me for something that's well defined and factual (not requiring any logic), I can't understand how you'd complain about my lack of arguing with you. Here, let me help answer your question, since you are obviously too stupid to understand and too lazy and stupid to use a search engine:
      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=legal+arrest+requirements

    147. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      Here, let me help answer your question, since you are obviously too stupid to understand..."

      I never said that I didn't know what the legal requirements were for an arrest. I was just pointing out that you didn't know. When I asked you what you thought constituted a valid arrest, you started talking about anything but that.

      You said:

      If the cops arrest an innocent person, then the arrest wasn't valid.

      From the search results that you provided http://criminal.findlaw.com/crimes/criminal_rights/your-rights-search-and-seizure/knowing-when-an-arrest-is-legal.html:

      Put differently, an arrest is valid if it is based on probable cause, even if the arrested person is innocent.

      Well, gosh, it seems that I was right and you were wrong. You've just spent the last several posts trying to avoid admitting it.

    148. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      Officers arrest people on the suspicion of wrongdoing, not because they are guilty. The state has powers to hold any citizen against their will for a "reasonable time" in most locales. This is (and has to be) legal for the system to function

      Ah, but you've incorrectly inducted one thing from another.

      An arrest of someone who didn't do it can be lawful on one hand, but it doesn't follow that on the other hand it must be unlawful to resist. Both can be lawful, the general result is that a bunch of people get hurt. The purpose of the idea isn't really to allow people wrongfully arrested to start a firefight to try and stop it, but to protect people wrongfully arrested who (for example) refuse to let themselves be handcuffed and let away quietly for a crime that they know that they didn't commit from being prosecuted merely for not complying with an arrest which (a) they knew to be wrong and (b) turned out to be wrong.

      Rolling back to my original post, I deliberately used the word 'wrongful' to avoid any actual legal terms which have existing definitions;
      wrongful = 'screw up' = 'arresting someone who turned out to be innocent'.
      Police officers are not omniscient, that is why they're not prosecuted for kidnapping when they arrest the wrong person, but that doesn't mean that arresting the wrong person wasn't a screw-up.

      This article for instance, is a very interesting exploration of resisting a false arrest. In essence, it was a common law right, which has been given the chop by all but around 12 states (10 years ago when it was written) through legislation.

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    149. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Ah, just what I was saying. You didn't want me to discuss anything. You just wanted prove me wrong when I didn't say anything wrong. You are a prick. And you are the one that's wrong. I've already explained why. But thanks for playing. Don't forget your parting gift.

      Oh, and for asserting that knowing the difference between innocent, presumed innocent, and found not guilty is more clear than what it takes for an arrest, you are an idiot. Or are you admitting you are wrong with that?

    150. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      "You just wanted prove me wrong when I didn't say anything wrong."
      What? I CLEARLY showed where you were wrong. I showed your post of "arrest of innocent man is invalid", and the link that said "arrest of innocent man is valid". Are you saying the link is wrong? If so, please present SOME shred of evidence.

      "You are a prick."
      Good to see that your debating skills are still sharp as ever.

      "And you are the one that's wrong."
      Why? About what? Where is your proof?

      "I've already explained why."
      No, you never have. Ever.

      "Oh, and for asserting that knowing the difference between innocent, presumed innocent, and found not guilty is more clear than what it takes for an arrest, you are an idiot."
      Well, considering that you managed to present a definition of innocent, guilty, etc, WHEN NO ONE ASKED YOU FOR IT, and are unable to tell me the requirements for a valid arrest, AFTER SEVERAL POSTS OF ME ASKING FOR IT, I'd say your actions prove that I'm actually right in this case.

      "...you are an idiot."
      The money you spent on debating classes has paid off well.

      "Or are you admitting you are wrong with that?"
      Um, no. Why would you think I'm admitting that?

    151. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Are you saying the link is wrong?

      No. The link is right. And so am I. And I explained that before. But you weren't listening. You thought you'd catch someone in an error and got all excited. But you stopped listening until you heard what you wanted to hear. And missed lots of stuff in the middle. Or are illiterate. I can't tell which.

      are unable to tell me the requirements for a valid arrest

      "You think the requirements for an arrest is more obvious? Seriously?" I think you were lying in order to bait me. I think you are a lying prick that just wants to be able to tell people that they are wrong. And I think you are lying now, as I have given you an answer to the question you asked, yet you indicate I didn't.

      I'd say your actions prove that I'm actually right in this case.

      See? A lying egotistical prick interested only in "winning" an argument. If you want to have a discussion about the topic, feel free to ask a question. But as I've made clear, I don't serve up ally-oops for pricks who are essentially lying to bait me into falling into their "trap" to get me to say things they want me to say to take statements out of context to "prove" I'm wrong when I'm not wrong and no one else is reading this.

      If you weren't a lying prick, rather than trying to figure out how to prove me wrong, you'd read what I'd said with an open mind and realize I'm correct. But no, it's all about your master-debating with yourself to prove a lie that you've tried to get proven with additional lies while being a prick.

      "I've already explained why."
      No, you never have. Ever.


      I have. But you didn't pay enough attention to read it. You were obviously too excited with the prospect of stroking your pathetic little ego with proving some stranger on the Internet wrong that you stopped reading for comprehension and just to try to find the string of characters that you'd paste over and over to make you feel better. Is it working? Nope. You are still the pathetic shell of a man you've always been (And by "man" I mean teenager living it his mom's basement who makes the Comic Book Guy look like a thin ladies man).

    152. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

      No. The link is right. And so am I.

      I quote your post where you said the exact opposite of what the link said. Please point me to a post where you explained CORRECTLY what is required for a valid arrest.

      Or are illiterate....you are a lying prick...A lying egotistical prick...ally-oops for pricks...If you weren't a lying prick...stroking your pathetic little ego...all about your master-debating with yourself...while being a prick...stroking your pathetic little ego...pathetic shell of a man you've always been (And by "man" I mean teenager living it his mom's basement who makes the Comic Book Guy look like a thin ladies man).

      Geez, I actually got a little tired pasting all of your insults. Do you think this is helping anything on your end? Your new strategy of calling me a prick repeatedly is an interesting one, but I don't know if it will be all that effective. You also called me a liar about 20 times, but I doubt you could come up with one example. You seem to think that whatever you type is instantly the truth, no source or examples required.

    153. Re:You've got to be shitting me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Please point me to a post where you explained CORRECTLY what is required for a valid arrest.

      Did you not read the link I provided? Or are you stating the link was incorrect?

      You also called me a liar about 20 times, but I doubt you could come up with one example.

      You said you wanted to engage in a logical discussion when you asked for the definition of arrest. That was a lie. You didn't want any discussion, nor use of any logic. You simply wanted me to say something so that you could throw it back in my face. That's what I said you'd do, and that's all you have done. I've offered to have a discussion about arrests, but you declined in order to assert untrue things about my statements.

      You seem to think that whatever you type is instantly the truth, no source or examples required.

      My opinion is true, and needs no source or examples. It may not be correct, but it is true. Since you like splitting the definitions of words, I'll let you explain how I just contradicted myself. It's always funny. Can you wait 5 minutes before you reply? I want to get the popcorn done before you start. Thanks.

  3. Oh, well.... by jd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In that case, would pre-suing John and Jane Doe for a fatal accident/injury be cheaper than taking out life insurance? I'm fairly sure lawsuits pay out more.

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    1. Re:Oh, well.... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      But that really wouldn't change anything vs. your estate suing after your death (which is already possible), except for perhaps accelerating the legal proceedings, which seems to be the goal here.

    2. Re:Oh, well.... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure insurance companies have deeper pockets than John and Jane. You might get a judgment for more, but you ain't likely to get more.

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    3. Re:Oh, well.... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      But that really wouldn't change anything vs. your estate suing after your death (which is already possible), except for perhaps accelerating the legal proceedings, which seems to be the goal here.

      Actually, the damages to which survivors are entitled in wrongful death, because they are based on the losses to the survivors, are often less than the damages to which the injured party would have been entitled based on the losses to them (often, far less than the losses that the injured party would have received if they had survived the injuries.)

      So, if you could pre-sue parties unknown at the time of the lawsuit for fatal injuries, based on the harms that you would suffer rather than the harm to the survivors, so that your survivors would inherit your claim rather than merely having a right to claim for harm to them for your wrongful death, you'd probably improve the potential payout.

    4. Re:Oh, well.... by delinear · · Score: 1

      Of course that's all moot in the lawsuit vs insurance question because firstly, if you choose lawsuit over payoff, there's no guaranteed that you won't be killed by a hit and run driver who flees the scene and is never found and secondly, there'd nothing to preclude you doing both as a contigency (assuming the court didn't throw it out as frivolous, which they almost certainly would because you're not a lawyer from a big music label with millions of dollars behind you).

    5. Re:Oh, well.... by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that if I pre-sue John and Jane Doe for a fatal accident, I won't be conducting any prosecution after the fact. Except by Ouiji Board, perhaps.

  4. Pre-emptive lawsuits by Anonymusing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wait... they're suing anonymous people for things they haven't done yet? Who exactly is being served the suit?

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    1. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by jd · · Score: 3, Informative

      John/Jane Doe cases happen all the time. It's presumed that the identity of the person can, at some point, be established. I assume between pre-trial and actual trial, since a person has a right to defend themselves, but I'm not sure it's wise to take that on trust any more. However, all you have to do is find a way to put the case on hold indefinitely and you've a court case you can unleash on anyone at any time.

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    2. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by josteos · · Score: 1

      If you can't do the time then don't think the crime.

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    3. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      INsane. This is why America is drowning in bogus litigation. Your tax dollars hard at work..

    4. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by caffiend2049 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      but how do you present evidence when there is none??
      This is completely laughable and should be thrown out....a complete waste of time and money.

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    5. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by JimWise · · Score: 5, Insightful

      John/Jane Doe cases happen all the time. It's presumed that the identity of the person can, at some point, be established. I assume between pre-trial and actual trial, since a person has a right to defend themselves, but I'm not sure it's wise to take that on trust any more. However, all you have to do is find a way to put the case on hold indefinitely and you've a court case you can unleash on anyone at any time.

      Well, as far as I was aware John/Jane Doe cases are filed for crimes already committed, but by people whose exact identity is not yet known. This goes a LARGE step farther since the crime has not yet been committed, and is not even guaranteed to be committed. This is a slick trick to get the taxpayers to provide the extra security and snooping for them. I understand John/Jane Doe cases where it is clear a crime has been committed, but to file a lawsuit before the supposed crime can even be committed let alone proven to have occurred seems to go well beyond the intent of any law and should not be permitted. Planning to commit a felony is against the law in itself, so those sorts of situations are already covered, as long as it can be proved that the plans were actually in place.

    6. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by ArbitraryDescriptor · · Score: 1

      I get that John and Jane Doe could be sued with judgement pending positive identification; but how can they be sued pending the discovery of any evidence that a transgression has been committed? What are they actually going to have to talk about in court?

    7. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What about the issue of time though? You're suing people for doing something at an event that hasn't even taken place yet. How are they even allowed to file that suit? I understand not having a specific target for the suit, but how can you sue someone for doing something in the future?

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    8. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by broken_chaos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My understanding is that whenever someone is named as John or Jane Doe their identity is not known, as you said. Not that they are everyone, but that they could be anyone.

      In other words, they're a specific, yet unknown, person from the time the court case is filed onward. A very simple defense against this lawsuit should be to note the filing date/time and that you had not yet visited their music festival at that time (provable by virtue of it simply not having happened yet) and therefore could not be one of the 200 specific, but unknown, people that the case is against.

    9. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by DarthBender · · Score: 1

      I think it involves a TARDIS, or perhaps a slingshot around the sun to pick up enough speed to enter a time warp (while not frying yourself).

    10. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Would be hilarious if an actual future concert attendee shows up in court to defend themselves against a crime they don't intend to commit. They must somehow be counting on summary judgment against nobody for a not-yet-committed crime.

    11. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by blair1q · · Score: 1

      You don't. Not until you've identified the Does. This is paperwork, and as long as they paid the court costs, it's legit. They still have to identify the people and gather the evidence, which they'll be able to do immediately now.

    12. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or say you're the 201st and they're looking for 200 other people.

    13. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by vux984 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is a slick trick to get the taxpayers to provide the extra security and snooping for them.

      They are trying to nab fly-by-night (literally) vendors of unauthorized / counterfeit goods.

      These people don't have business address, name tags, and take cash. They are clearly in the wrong here. Shouldn't there be some sort of appropriate method of suing them for the trademarks violated, and the counterfeit goods they are hawking?

      I understand John/Jane Doe cases where it is clear a crime has been committed, but to file a lawsuit before the supposed crime can even be committed let alone proven to have occurred seems to go well beyond the intent of any law and should not be permitted.

      That was my initial take on it too. However:
      a) the lawsuit is just a practical method of getting their ducks in a row so that they can have police support in getting the names of the people who are doing this, because they have no other way.

      b) no crime has been committed. this is a civil suit. the police don't generally get involved in civil suits without a court order. yet the police seem to be required because the trademark holders have no legal method of extracting the identity of the counterfeiters.

      Planning to commit a felony is against the law in itself, so those sorts of situations are already covered, as long as it can be proved that the plans were actually in place.

      Trademark infringement is not a felonly. "Planning to infringe trademark" isn't either.

      So all that said, there seems to be a loophole that the infringers were abusing. We're not committing a crime so the police won't get involved. And we can't be sued because they don't know who we are. HaHa!

      My sympathies lie with the rights holder here. And pre-suing them so that they can get police support identifying them seems a bit twisted but in all honesty... a fairly reasonable approach to the problem.

      The only other alternative I can think of is that they hire a private investigator to tail these people to identify them, eat the cost, and then sue for damages including the cost of the PI. I actually prefer this alternative... but PI's quasi-law-enforcement status also give me the creeps. Twisted either way.

    14. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Anonymous! My name *is* John Doe, you insensitive clod!

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    15. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My name's John and my sister's name is Jane. Can anyone tell me why we're in jail? Last thing we remember, we were driving by some concert...

    16. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      What about the issue of time though? You're suing people for doing something at an event that hasn't even taken place yet. How are they even allowed to file that suit? I understand not having a specific target for the suit, but how can you sue someone for doing something in the future?

      I think the trick here is they file a pre-emptive suit in order to acquire the use of law-enforcement officials and the legal abilities they have. Usually this is a means to an end, but I think here that actually is the objective. I wouldn't be surprised if the idea behind it is simply that their presence is a deterrent.

      I don't think it matters if the original suit holds any water. It's a John Doe so there is nobody there to contest it. If they do happen to catch bootleggers then they can sue them with a new suit if necessary.

    17. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by AcidPenguin9873 · · Score: 1

      As other posters have pointed out, this is about selling bootleg (trademark-infringing) merchandise during the festival.

      The issue here is the timescale of the festival. IANAL but I'm assuming that the usual trademark infringement case takes weeks or months to get through the court system. Since the festival is only a few days long, having to wait to go to court until the day of the festival to get the injunction will defeat the purpose of the injuction; by the time it is issued, the festival will be over and it won't serve any purpose - its purpose being to stop the trademark infringement by the bootleggers.

    18. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by jd · · Score: 1

      Maybe the *AA have developed wormholes and time-travel, or are about to publish a paper on how to violate causality. Y'see, there are possibilities we must consider here. Seriously, you are absolutely correct - it does go beyond the purpose of any law. However, it might be a good thing if it is allowed to proceed - if insufficient people actually carry out the felony, then the remaining concert-goers have all been implicated in this lawsuit. I don't know how lawsuits are filed, but I imagine it's under oath. Making false statements is, itself, a serious offense - as the balloon boy parents discovered. So long as the concert-goers can produce a balance of probability of the statement being false, wouldn't that leave the festival producers vulnerable to retaliatory legal action?

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    19. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by jd · · Score: 1

      There's a problem with using a TARDIS for this. Moving into the past of your own time-stream violates the First Law of Time.

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    20. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      A very simple defense against this lawsuit should be to note the filing date/time and that you had not yet visited their music festival at that time (provable by virtue of it simply not having happened yet) and therefore could not be one of the 200 specific, but unknown, people that the case is against.

      I honestly have no idea how they knew I had a time machine.

    21. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by AhabTheArab · · Score: 1

      Planning to commit a felony is against the law in itself, so those sorts of situations are already covered, as long as it can be proved that the plans were actually in place.re actually in place.

      Not trying to disagree or anything, you may know something that I don't. I've just never heard of that before. As far as I know, conspiracy requires two or more people be involved (though charges may only be filed against one). If I were to hatch up a plan to kill you, and "agree" with myself to follow through with it, but don't necessarily take any actions towards doing it, is that really a crime and what would it be called?

    22. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the trick here is they file a pre-emptive suit in order to acquire the use of law-enforcement officials and the legal abilities they have.

      Abuse of process.

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    23. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by dangitman · · Score: 1

      They are trying to nab fly-by-night (literally) vendors

      They are literally flying at night? Then either they must be some kind of human-bird hybrid, or the airfares would seriously eat into their profits.

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    24. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That only applies to civil infractions, but yes, it's used so that you can subpoena the records necessary to hopefully identify the individual and serve them papers. In criminal proceedings you can't do that. You have to have a name as that's the only way you can get an arrest warrant. A John/Jane Doe arrest warrant would be the most corrupt thing ever. The arresting officer could pick up whomever he liked because they could be the individual for whom the arrest warrant applies.

    25. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Batboy has grown up now http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_Boy_(character) its odd though, he usually peddles copies of Twighlight, I didnt think he did music.

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    26. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by vux984 · · Score: 1

      They are literally flying at night? Then either they must be some kind of human-bird hybrid, or the airfares would seriously eat into their profits.

      They are literally fly-by-night in that they literally flee and escape into the night when authorities come. This differs from the metaphorical fly-by-night meaning simply disreputable or untrustworthy, which is a likeness to those businesses that are so unreliable that they literally flee into the night,... as these guys do.

      On a related note, my dictionary includes: "to flee or escape" as a definition of "fly". So even if you want to break down the fly-by-night idiom into its component parts, to flee is still a literal interpretation of fly.

    27. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by dangitman · · Score: 1

      They are literally fly-by-night in that they literally flee and escape into the night when authorities come.

      But that's fleeing, not flying. To literally be fly-by-night, they'd have to be airborne.

      On a related note, my dictionary includes: "to flee or escape" as a definition of "fly". So even if you want to break down the fly-by-night idiom into its component parts, to flee is still a literal interpretation of fly.

      I hold literal interpretations to a much higher standard than secondary definitions.

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    28. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Probably because there simply isn't a law against it.

      I really have no clue if there is or isn't, but it seems unlikely to me that anyone would think they would need a law to prevent you from being charged with a crime you haven't yet committed.

      I would say that I judge would probably let it continue simply because he probably has to, since there isn't anything preventing it yet (again, guessing there isn't a law or something against it).

      I suspect there will be some sort of a push for a law preventing this sort of shit in the future if this actually goes anywhere.

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    29. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      This sounds like the episode of Star Trek Voyager where a future Starfleet timeship captain ends up being arrested by his XO for a crime he's going to commit. Unlike Minority Report (where arrests actually do prevent crimes from occurring), the arrest ruins his career and makes him start plotting revenge against Janeway.

      That was one of the most idiotic plot points on that show, and that's saying a lot.

    30. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I hold literal interpretations to a much higher standard than secondary definitions.

      lmao. I'd give you +funny for that if I could. :p

    31. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yes, but a typical John Doe case is based on the idea that the person's identity, while unknown, is knowable at the time of the suit. It also is based on something that has already happened. There is a someone who has done something. Unless the court is ready to accept testimony from a fortune teller, there exists no knowable identity yet because the event has not yet taken place.

      Since nothing has happened yet, it is entirely possible that even a person who actually does bootleg the concert does not yet know that he will do so. If this is accepted, does it mean that the court has accepted that the future is pre-destined? If so, can a person ever be truly responsible for a pre-destined action? I can hear it now: "Your Honor, God himself ordained that I would record that concert! That pre-ordination is already an accepted fact. Who am I and who are you to question His wisdom?"

    32. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by sjames · · Score: 1

      These people don't have business address, name tags, and take cash. They are clearly in the wrong here. Shouldn't there be some sort of appropriate method of suing them for the trademarks violated, and the counterfeit goods they are hawking?

      Hire a private detective. Take the vendor's picture selling the goods. Take his picture getting into his car after the concert. Follow him home and record his address. THEN sue for something that has actually happened complete with documentary photos.

    33. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by sjames · · Score: 1

      If the concert is canceled due to unforeseen circumstances can 10 random people countersue based on the theory that they were planning to bootleg but didn't (so they are not guilty). After all, they have been sued for something that anyone can plainly see they could not possibly have actually done.

      I'm suing them in Temporal Court for violations of causality! They must pay me immediately since by the time the check clears the court will have already found against them in the future.

    34. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like it's time to pass out 10000 fake cams and recorders to the concert goers! Woot! Woot!

      And maybe some Vuvuselas.

      Fun Fun Fun....

    35. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by delinear · · Score: 1

      Where it's unethical is that it effectively gives them a head start in proceedings over whoever they try to file against. Usually the defendant would be notified before this got to court and would have a chance to at least respond - I just don't see how this fits with the notion of equity.

    36. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by muldrake · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's abuse of process, and it's a swindle on the taxpayers. While preemptive Doe suits are not per se frivolous, if one has some reason to believe that a specific unknown person is likely to harm one, they are not an excuse to treat the Article III federal courts as a sort of free mall cop at the taxpayer's expense.

      Otherwise, any business, such as a mall, could simply file a preemptive lawsuit against Doe shoplifters, alleging that every store in the country gets shoplifted from at some point, so the state or the feds should step in and provide them free security. For that matter, any company about to release an album could file a Doe suit against a few hundred million Does, demanding an injunction against well, everyone in the United States. They could file a suit against everyone in the United States enjoining them from pirating albums they haven't even decided to release. After all, certainly they will release albums in the future.

      This lawsuit is also unconstitutional. The Article III federal courts, as has been pointed out, only exist to decide actual cases or controversies, not imaginary ones. Then there's due process. Nobody has been served with this imaginary lawsuit. So the injunction is meaningless, since nobody had any notice of it. Then, the injunction also violates separation of powers. Article III courts aren't law enforcement, there to patrol for possible future violations of the law. They don't have jurisdiction to act as free mall cops for businesses who fear that some unknown person, in the future, will commit a shoplifting offense.

      And to come back to the original point, it's an abuse of process: that is, the use of a lawsuit to obtain an improper collateral advantage. They're suing unknown people for precrime, in order to get free mall cop services from an Article III court, at the taxpayer's expense. Unfortunately, abuse of process is usually pursued by people on the other side, who allege their rights have been violated by the abuse of process. Since these crooks are only ripping off the taxpayer, nobody would have standing to challenge their thievery.

      This lawsuit should be dismissed sua sponte (by the court on its own motion), with prejudice so that they can't even file it again in the future, as a sanction. The lawyers (and I'm using that term loosely) should be sanctioned under Rule 11 and reported to their state bar associations. Since we're talking about fantasyland here, they and their clients should also be slowly boiled in oil, while bootleggers videotape their thrashing and screaming for immediate distribution over the Internet via streaming video.

      Since we're living in reality, they'll probably be given a profile in the ABA Journal for innovative new legal strategy, and make partner in record time.

    37. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait... they're suing anonymous people for things they haven't done yet? Who exactly is being served the suit?

      All of us! Look at my name, I'm being sued.

    38. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by muldrake · · Score: 1

      It's possible the entire concert doesn't occur, because the entire board of AEG is arrested for molesting children.

      In fact, they should probably be arrested for that just to be safe. After all, they might do it.

    39. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way these suits get approved is that they prove historical abuse -- in this case, they showed that they had been harmed in past years without fail by groups of J.Does who had performed these illegal activities, and they want an injunction and enforcement to ensure the individuals (or possibly others) do not repeat the offenses this year. IMO, this enters a grey area legally, as they've shown precedent, but haven't done much to prove it was by the same people.

    40. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I don't think it matters if the original suit holds any water. It's a John Doe so there is nobody there to contest it.

      Right, but what judge would even allow that suit? I'm assuming here that step 1 in a lawsuit is essentially to charge people with a crime, and then to show evidence that they are guilty. If the mere possibility of evidence doesn't even exist, how are they even allowed to sue?

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    41. Re:Pre-emptive lawsuits by blair1q · · Score: 1

      You'll still get your chance to respond. You just won't get a chance to run away before you're served.

      If they knew you were doing something that harmed them and they sued you, you'd get served if they could find you.

      This just means the summonses are ready for your name to be filled in.

      Then you'll go through the same process as before, getting a lawyer, contacting the court, preparing and presenting your defense, losing, and having to pay compensatory and punitive damages and court costs and plaintiff's legal fees, which actually will be lower because they streamlined the process-server's job.

      This method lets the sheriff's deputies fill in the summons with your name, serve you with it, and sieze your infringing loot at the time you're infringing at their festival. It saves a lot of time for them and avoids anyone having to hunt down your rolling bong of a van. (Of course, if you whip out your perfect fake ID, and have bogus tags on the Mystery Machine, you're still golden, bra.)

      And making the law work isn't unethical. What's unethical is stealing their trademark or violating the conditions of the ticket you bought to enter their rented property by setting up a concession without their permission.

      The law is a cool MMORPG (minus the O) when you get into it.

  5. pre-crime by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    Will Tom Cruise show up to arrest me?

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    1. Re:pre-crime by Mashiki · · Score: 3, Funny

      No he'll try to convert you to scientology, jump up and down on your couch, then try to kill you.

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    2. Re:pre-crime by ebuck · · Score: 4, Funny

      No he'll try to convert you to scientology, jump up and down on your couch, then try to kill you.

      I'd rather have Arnold travel back in time from when the crime was committed and kill me now for my future transgression, it's much less scary.

    3. Re:pre-crime by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      No. He will debunk psychology, give you an auditing session and then lecture you about engrams for several hours.

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    4. Re:pre-crime by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Step on the butterfly! Please!

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    5. Re:pre-crime by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      No. He will debunk psychology, give you an auditing session and then lecture you about engrams for several hours.

      And THEN he'll try to convince you that you can cure your clinical depression with fruits, vegetables and an exercycle.

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    6. Re:pre-crime by LBt1st · · Score: 1

      Will Tom Cruise show up to arrest me?

      No but Christian Bale might!

    7. Re:pre-crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a time cop, you should ask for Jean-Claude. Arnold was just a terminator.

  6. What a great idea! by UnAbsolute · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm going to sue for my own wrongful death right now.

    1. Re:What a great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to fuck your cold, dead corpse.

    2. Re:What a great idea! by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

      And conveniently, just like the labels, you can collect immediately after the crime occurs.
      Now what was your address again?

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    3. Re:What a great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, it would be tough to benefit from the successful case. So, sue for wrongful dismissal, sexual harassment, emotional distress, injury and disfigurement, and anything else you can think of. Bonus points if your name really is "John Doe" or "Jane Doe".

      Double bonus points if you manage to get it to a class action suit on behalf of all the falsely accused John and Jane Does.

  7. The difference between recording and bootlegging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bootlegging is the illegal *sale* of recordings.

    Merely making recordings is not illegal, even if the promoter doesn't want it to happen. Many court cases have upheld that right. Many sites allow the legal sharing of those recordings (archive.org, etree.org).

  8. hah by nomadic · · Score: 1

    It's an invalid lawsuit, any reasonable judge is going to toss this thing right out.

    1. Re:hah by jd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but the last reasonable judge retired some time in the 1400s.

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    2. Re:hah by nurb432 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, but that is after your home is ransacked, your belongings destroyed/taken, your dogs killed, lose your job while you sit in jail, and your life pretty much ruined. Also you better hope they don't find anything else while they do their searches like that movie screener you got from a friend.

      Personally this is scary nuts that it wasn't tossed out the second this was filed. The attorneys should be dis-barred and the judge toss in jail. This NOT how the American legal system works and is total abuse of it.

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    3. Re:hah by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      And that 610 year retirement package is becoming quite the burden on the taxpayer. ;)

    4. Re:hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you live that 'nine pennies and a chicken per annum' is a burden?

    5. Re:hah by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally this is scary nuts that it wasn't tossed out the second this was filed. The attorneys should be dis-barred and the judge toss in jail.

      Huh? The judges should be held accountable because someone filed a lawsuit with the court clerk's office, even though the judge hasn't even seen it yet?

    6. Re:hah by jd · · Score: 1

      You've got to bear in mind that the retirement package is index-linked to the rate of inflation. It costs a lot of money to genetically inflate a chicken to that size.

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    7. Re:hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd call that an overreaction given that its the festival trademark they're protecting. To be fair, I don't think they care about the music being bootlegged at all - unless they were planning on selling festival recordings, but even then - try to matchup with the soundboard recordings. This actually is how the American legal system works, and that's not a bad thing. I think any band should be able to do the same thing about their bootleg tshirts being sold outside their shows - the Aerosmith logo belongs to them and noone else. I'd also think it more likely than not that someone will be selling bootleg stuff outside. Read the complaint - they're only protecting the festival merchandise - so feel free to sell bootleg band tshirts - cause they won't likely be doing the same, and AEG can't defend trademarks that aren't theirs. Its a basic civl action asking for remedy and destruction of the merchandise. I don't see why anyone would buy a shirt of the festival, but so be it. If you made 1000 shirts to sell and someone was undercutting your logo with cheap knockoffs, you'd be kinda pissed too. I'd rather see an up-and-coming band sue people bootlegging their shirts - it might actually make touring profitable, but the same applies there too.

      Either way, the lawyer made a complaint, and it was probably just stamped by a clerk. A judge likely hasn't even seen it yet. Its a smart cash-grab to get the bootleggers to know not to make knockoff festival merchandise. Of course, printing a tshirt of the band with the festival lettering in plain helvetica is another thing entirely, and that would get them in trouble if they tried bringing that to the courts.

    8. Re:hah by mjwx · · Score: 1

      You've got to bear in mind that the retirement package is index-linked to the rate of inflation. It costs a lot of money to genetically inflate a chicken to that size.

      Do you have any idea how hard it is to find one comely maiden of virtue true in today's society?

      Imagine trying to find three.

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    9. Re:hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was around the time you got your slashdot id, I guess.

  9. Prediction by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That this guy's lawyer is given exactly 5 second before a judge before either (a) being dismissed, or (b) being fined for abuse of process.

    I hope.

    1. Re:Prediction by SudoGhost · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Here's the part that confuses me the most:

      6. Defendants, and each of them, are individuals and business entities who, upon information and belief, are acting in concert and active participation with each other in committing the wrongful acts alleged herein.

      Now, by reading the legal document included in TFA, I learned that they aren't worried about people bootlegging the music (for once), but worried about selling t-shirts and stuff with the music festival name on it. Not as interesting. But unless every single person selling a "fake t-shirt" came in one big van and are working together, doesn't the bit above make it invalid?

    2. Re:Prediction by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      It sounds like they are more than just "worried", but they are addressing specific people who have in the past sold counterfeit merchandise with their trademarks, and they are preparing for a repeat of the problem.

      The funny part of it to me, is that people actually buy meta-merch in the first place.

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    3. Re:Prediction by Intron · · Score: 1

      The reason that a judge will allow this is that they have specific information about a group selling bootleg merchandise at past festivals. Its not a blanket suit, it is narrowly targeted against currently unknown individuals. Seems reasonable to me.

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    4. Re:Prediction by bendodge · · Score: 1

      Aha! If this bit is true, that they are targeting the people who did it last time, it throws an entirely different light on the suite than the just trying to get free security guards or suing the future many other posts are worry about. (How's that for English? :)

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    5. Re:Prediction by hedwards · · Score: 1

      No, if they've ordered the merchandise, that should be enough for an injunction assuming they can demonstrate that they're entitled to it, which is doubtful, Since the damages could be fixed via a cash payment, it's unlikely that they'd get an injunction. What this would likely be would be a trademark violation. And they would likely be entitled to compensation assuming the items were sold. However depending upon state law in Colorado, they might have to demonstrate damages, which could be though. They wouldn't be able to do it if they got an injunction ahead of time, and depending upon the records available it would be hard to demonstrate to any reasonable degree.

  10. Pre-cogs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Steven Spielberg's Minority Report wowed audiences with its futuristic tech: flashy hand-gesture computers, flex-screen displays, holograms, and Lexus-designed auto-piloted vehicles. The sci-fi flick also showed the world a dystopian, draconian picture of a crime-free society: "precogs" predicting murders, eye-scanners dotting the streets and subways, a jet-pack-toting police force, and a public seemingly deprived of any right to privacy. Spielberg envisioned this for 2054, but advances in technology are bringing that future sooner and sooner. Here's a look at some of our own sci-fi crime fighting tools.

    1. Blue CRUSH
    IBM's new Blue Crime Reduction Utilizing Statistical History (CRUSH) programs feels almost directly inspired by Minority Report. Similar to the "precogs," IBM's new system uses "predictive analytics," mining years and years of incident reports and law enforcement data to "forecast criminal 'hot spots.'" Police in Memphis have already had great success with the $11-billion "precrime" predicting tool: Since installing Blue CRUSH, the city has seen a 31% drop in serious crime.

    2. Facebook
    There's no escaping the system when we've all voluntarily tapped into it. With Facebook having some 500 million registered users, the social network is quickly becoming a powerful source of data for the police, who can scan profiles for suspect clues. Only this week, law enforcement used Facebook to nab a murder suspect through photos posted on his page. Witnesses were able to independently ID the alleged killer using these pictures alone, which the city police chief called "ironclad" evidence. And this isn't the first time. In 2009, an escaped criminal used Facebook to taunt police while on the lamb, posting pictures of himself flaunting his freedom--before he was soon caught.

    3. Google Maps
    Internet crime updates such as Gothamist's incident map now allow the public to track the police blotter next-to-real-time. But it's not just concerned citizens and nosy neighbors who are plugging into Google's mapping tech. Google Earth has given law enforcement access to satellite imagery, enabling them to track down criminals from the sky. In Sweden, for example, police were able to zoom down close enough to discover a two-acre marijuana plantation, leading to the arrest of 16 perps and the seizure of 1.2 tons of pot. Drug-sniffing dogs are now a thing of the past.

    4. OnStar
    In the film, all vehicles are auto-piloted along tracks and can be controlled by law enforcement. When scanners detect a wanted criminal entering a car, police can automatically pull the vehicle over. Looks like this directly inspired OnStar's Stolen Vehicle Slowdown technology. The system enables customers and police to locate a stolen car using GPS, depower the vehicle, and watch as it glides to safety along the side of the road, ending any chance for a high speed chase. Did I mention OnStar even force-locks the doors until police can arrive?

    5. Scanners, Everywhere
    The days of comical-disguises are numbered for Boris and Natasha, who will have to figure out another way to get past airport security. New facial recognition scanners such as the one installed last year in London enable airport security to measure "points on a person's face and compare them with [their] digital passport photograph." Of course, law enforcement isn't only tracking you by air. Automatic number plate recognition technology is becoming more ubiquitous, allowing police to monitor you real-time, even when they're not looking.

    6. Drones
    A bill circling the House of Representatives aims to legalize unmanned aerial vehicles to fly over domestic skies for enhanced border security and oil pipeline monitoring. British units are already using UAVs to keep watch of its citizens, which would perhaps raise more questions over privacy violations if London wasn't already chock-full of CCTV cams.

    7. Mii? Easily the best Minority Report-like tool, however, comes courtesy of Nintendo. In Japan, police searching for a hit-and-run suspect put u

    1. Re:Pre-cogs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great points, but at least credit Philip K. Dick with the story and much of the dystopian future imagery.

    2. Re:Pre-cogs! by Alyred · · Score: 1

      In 2009, an escaped criminal used Facebook to taunt police while on the lamb, posting pictures of himself flaunting his freedom--before he was soon caught.

      I really don't want to know what he was flaunting while on a lamb... and I certainly don't want to see pictures.

  11. OMG by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

    This gave me an idea that goes a long way toward solving the RIAA and MPAA lawsuit abuses, while still protecting the rights holders. Simply eliminate all John/Jane doe lawsuits, period.

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    1. Re:OMG by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Then call me Mr. Doe.

  12. The Future Is Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it IS a thought crime now! Finally.

  13. Douchebaggery by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

    Holy shit, I wish I had some time on my hands. What in the hell are they going to do if someone shows up? Fine them for thinking about possibly doing something ... maybe?

  14. hmmm by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

    does that mean since he's pre-filing on crimes yet to be committed when someone actually does bootleg and gets caught they get to go free because of double jeopardy?

  15. Bug-Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've written reports for bugs that did not yet exist at that point of time. Saw them coming.

  16. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    Is it a two-party state, though?

  17. Thrown Out by Renraku · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This should be thrown out and not allowed to be filed in court again.

    This is exactly like me calling the police and reporting my car stolen, so when they arrive to take a statement, I point to my car and tell them that it might be stolen later that night so they're going to have to sit around and wait for it to happen.

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    1. Re:Thrown Out by cacba · · Score: 1

      As said above this is done in many other cases, why should copyright infringement be any different? Oh right, you dont agree with the copyright laws.

      props on the car analogy

    2. Re:Thrown Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nono, its more like calling the police and reporting my car stolen, so when they arrive to take a statement, you point to my car and tell them that it might be stolen later that night so they're going to have to arrest and investigate 200 unknown people.

    3. Re:Thrown Out by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Not quite, friend.

      Doe suits over copyright infringement are legal action taken after the purported crime has taken place. They file the suit to compel the ISP to turn over the subscriber data related to an IP address which they have a suspicion has committed an act of infringement.

      In this case, the crime has not even happened yet. It'd be as if they sued 100 people now for the infringement they are going to commit next week.

      Big difference.

    4. Re:Thrown Out by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      As said above this is done in many other cases, why should copyright infringement be any different?

      So, the fact that it's been done before in other areas of the law makes it automatically acceptable in this one?

      Props on the illogic.

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    5. Re:Thrown Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this is like finding that every wednesday, someone has broken into your car, and taken it for a ride, returning it with an empty tank of gas. You then call the police to prevent this happening again NEXT wednesday, even though you don't know who is doing it, and they haven't done it (again) yet.

    6. Re:Thrown Out by cacba · · Score: 1

      What an original argument style, fabricate your opponents case then refute it.

    7. Re:Thrown Out by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      What an original argument style, fabricate your opponents case then refute it.

      Less original is simply ignoring a reply with which you may disagree but have no legitimate response, and attacking some irrelevant aspect of the commenter's statement.

      No matter. I may therefore presume that you are claiming that this is automatically an acceptable method of redress for copyright infringement, regardless of its appropriateness in such cases? At least you understand that I'm refuting your statement. That's something, I suppose. It would have been nice if you could have supported your beliefs with something more convincing than a critique of my style.

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    8. Re:Thrown Out by cacba · · Score: 1

      More thinking, less typing. You are right, my bad.

  18. Elephant by wjousts · · Score: 1

    Here's the thing, I wasn't *thinking* about bootlegging anything until I read this article. Now I can't not think about it, it's been planted in my mind and I fear I'm now going to get sued! Arrgggghhhh!

    1. Re:Elephant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I N C E P T I O N

    2. Re:Elephant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now you can go sell whatever bootleg swag you want without fear. If you are named later you can claim entrapment!

  19. How many Jane and John Doe's are there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The only people who need to be worried here are those bootleggers named John and Jane Doe, and those who refuse to show ID. Everyone else should be in the clear since they aren't John or Jane Doe.

  20. Counter-suit stratagy by apenzott · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would like to see a John/Jane Doe counter-sue the promoter and request an injunction to prevent the event from happening. Using the **AA logic against them, canceling the event and refunding all the sold tickets and paying the resultant venue cancellation fees would be far less costly than dealing with the resultant piracy with very little hope of cost recovery from said lawsuit.

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    1. Re:Counter-suit stratagy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if he'd think it was funny if someone pre-wrote his obituary for him, including the date of death...

  21. The Lawyers are bored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how long it is before the RIAA and MPAA files a lawsuit against everyone using this idea.

  22. Trivial Lawsuit Practices by The+Pirou · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Should this move actually be legal, I envision the arrests and ejection from the show of many people simply pulling out their phone at the wrong time.

    So if I call and leave a voice message on CowboyNeal's phone with whatever music in the background, then would CowboyNeal be the guilty party for having the device that actually recorded said few seconds of BG noise, or would I be held liable for being the party that initiated the ability for CN's phone to record the message by dialing him in the first place?

    And secondly, should they move to prosecute some of the John Doe's for something of this trivial nature, are they then out of luck in going after CowboyNeal if they've already chased down 100 other John Doe types who were less elusive?

    1. Re:Trivial Lawsuit Practices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's you for transmitting it, possibly him for receiving it if it's something so horrid that you're not even allowed to receive it without knowing what it is.

    2. Re:Trivial Lawsuit Practices by bendodge · · Score: 1

      Summary is wrong. They're after bootleg merchandise, not audience recording. Unless you found a way to charge CowboyNeal (premium MMS?) for the noise you should be fine.

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    3. Re:Trivial Lawsuit Practices by dangitman · · Score: 1

      then would CowboyNeal be the guilty party

      Stupid question. CowboyNeal is always the guilty party. It says so in the Constitution.

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    4. Re:Trivial Lawsuit Practices by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised by someone bringing up a cellphone argument, but I am surprised that you didn't bring up concert goers recording parts of the show on their phone.

      A lot of cell phones now have fairly good audio and video quality. The iPhone 4 "boasts" its 720p or close enough (whatever). The idea is the practice basically constitutes unregistered recording of the show. Are they going to ban cell phones now? If anything this helps promote the artist(s) and show. Hey look at this show I saw last night, or, x # of people on YouTube seeing a -portion- of a song.

      I've seen some great shows and its unfortunate the venue or the artists often don't sell a recording of the show afterwards. This is kind of why I like bootleggers in principal - if the show is good enough to record and sell afterwords and turn a profit after (bootleggers probably wouldn't show up to take a loss), then its something the artist/label/venue/lawyers all need to sort out.

  23. Just in time by oldhack · · Score: 1

    The newly beefed-up FBI special forces are right on that.

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  24. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh god that dumb law keeps getting dumber!

  25. Bogus complaint by RichMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How can this even be moving forward. You can't bootleg something that has not happened yet.

    Therefore the complaint is bogus.

    Any citizen in the city should phone and complain to their representative about the waste of resources.

    The producer AEG should be charged with filing a bogus complaint and made to pay for all the actions taken plus a penatly.

    1. Re:Bogus complaint by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Just as you would be charged with "filing a false report" the attorneys filing these suits AND THEIR BOSSES (the execs, the promoter, etc.) should be charged with that crime.

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    2. Re:Bogus complaint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Any citizen in the city should phone and complain

      Especially if their name is John or Jane Doe. God help them, they must be in court a lot.

    3. Re:Bogus complaint by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The suit is for bootlegging things like festival tshirts, not the music at the festival.

      It is possible actually that the bootlegging has actually already occurred, but they have not yet been sold. They may have come across some festival tshirts somewhere and said 'What the fuck!? Where the hell did these come from?'

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  26. thinking about doing something by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Conspiracy to commit a crime perhaps? ( if you plan on having help )

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    1. Re:thinking about doing something by gebbeth · · Score: 1

      It seems that if he knows about the crime before it happens then he is an accessory to the crime and perhaps co-conspirator.

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  27. They forgot by jewishbaconzombies · · Score: 1

    To prefile murder charges against some unstable (but imaginative) people who read this and decide to hunt down the promoters.

    That's initiative baby!

  28. The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywright by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to AEG's new complaint, "only the plaintiff has the right to sell merchandise bearing the Festival Trademarks at and near the Festival."

    This situation is what you get when you submit some bloggers opinion of an article, rather than the actual article. The blog even uses the word 'trademark', but somehow this got transformed from 'bootlegging merchandise AT the event' to 'bootlegging recordings OF the event'.

    Idiocracy.

    And considering that the t-shirts and whatnot have already been printed the entire issue of 'thought crime' goes out the window as well. There's every reason to believe that people will be abusing the trademark and selling unauthorized merchandise at and around the event, and every reason for the court to grant injunctive relief against it.

    Unless we're transitioning into a world where rights-holders cannot even object to physical trade of knock-off products, I think a lot of the commenters here need to apologize to somebody.

  29. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Way to RTFA, bucko.

    This is not about bootleg recordings. This is about bootleg merchandise (e.g., "Mile High Music Festival" t-shirts sold by someone other than the owner of the "Mile High Music Festival" trademark owner, with no royalties to the trademark owner.

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  30. Precogs? by macjn · · Score: 1

    Sounds like *someone* has some precogs working for them! ;)

  31. And she didn't have to burn her bra by magusxxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it's wonderful that women are now considered equals when it comes to violating copyrights. You go girl!

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    1. Re:And she didn't have to burn her bra by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Not a copyright case.

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  32. Stones in glass houses...idiot "promoter" by Bob_Who · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Rock promoters fear one thing: lawsuits. If this idiot wants to play lawsuit wars, he will not survive another season. Rock concerts like this have much bigger problems traditionally, and perhaps instead of "tapers" he'd prefer the good old days of broken glass whiskey bottles, date rape, stampedes, and under aged drinking and overdosing. This summer many died in Germany in a poorly managed crowd. The fact is that if this turkey thinks there is money to be made in lawsuits, than I say sue this idiot until he can no longer afford to obtain an insurance rider. The fact is that the current generation of parents were some of the woodstockers and Deadheads that perfected the art of concert going. But I remeber when I was promoting concerts in LA in 1980-3 that parents were not so cool, and that a cut on the foot due to broken glass at the venue was enough to swallow the profit margin of a sold out concert. Lets remind these idiots who the customer is, and what will happen to anyone who thinks that suing the customer is a good business plan. And while you're at it, this is a call to all tapers to circulate Denver and to guarantee a "Streisand Effect" on the sound boards. He'll have fun suing the entire planet while watching sales drop. We need another Bill Graham, not another Clear Channel-like corporate scum sucking maggot. Rock on, and let the music never stop.

    1. Re:Stones in glass houses...idiot "promoter" by dangitman · · Score: 1

      The fact is that the current generation of parents were some of the woodstockers and Deadheads that perfected the art of concert going.

      Ummm, anybody who was at Woodstock or followed the Grateful Dead around cannot reasonably be categorized as "the current generation of parents." They are grandparents now. So while technically they might be parents in the sense of having raised children, they are no longer actively raising their children.

      You might be shocked to learn that "the current generation of parents" consists largely of people born in the 1980s or even the 1990s. The vast majority of whom have only the vaguest idea of what a "rock concert" is.

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  33. Mile High Music Festival by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

    One less concert I'll be going to from here on out.

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  34. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by robot256 · · Score: 1

    Thank you for pointing out yet another game of "internet telephone." It would appear that the summary writer was just trolling for the usual anti-copyright rants and not interested in the contents of the actual article.

  35. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks Ms. Burns, we all feel enlightened now...

  36. Amicus anybody? by kaaona · · Score: 1

    I am not a lawyer, but I'd sure like to read what Lawrence Lessig and EFF might have to say about this.

  37. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by robot256 · · Score: 1

    And I didn't even realize that I fell for it myself. I apologize to the summary writer, it was the commenters distorted it into copyright violation. It appears that they were expecting a troll even though they didn't get one.

  38. Read much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wow. Slashdot journalism at play again. Anyone bother to read the complaint that was filed? It had ZERO to do with recording the music. It had EVERYTHING to do with people selling apparel. The company has US trademarks/copyrights and have filed under class 25 for apparel. This suit is to STOP people from trying to sell unlicensed clothing.

    RTFsuit :)

    1. Re:Read much? by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they already know or suspect that the shirts are being made (e.g., the same thing happened at the last festival), there's not really a good reason they shouldn't be able to start the civil process and then start taking names. I'm actually with the promoters on the whole "use of their trademark" thing.

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    2. Re:Read much? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      If they need the papers to get the LEOs and they have a good chance of actually using the prefilled lawsuits
      then by all means they should have the papers done and a judge "on call".

      of course as "The Court" i would charge them the maximum allowed cost for the papers (no bulk discounts either).

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  39. Read ALL The Articles by Azuaron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Digging deep enough, they're saying, "only the plaintiff has the right to sell merchandise bearing the Festival Trademarks at and near the Festival." They're not going after people making recordings of the festival. They're going after people illegally selling bootlegged merchandise at the festival. This is likely to happen. It seems perfectly reasonable to me to file court proceedings and get police support when there is a high likelihood of specific, known crimes being committed.

    It's like seeing a bunch of suspicious looking people standing outside a jewelry store with crowbars at midnight. Sure, a crime has not been committed yet, but you're a jackass if you don't report it to police.

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    1. Re:Read ALL The Articles by plover · · Score: 1

      It's like seeing a bunch of suspicious looking people standing outside a jewelry store with crowbars at midnight. Sure, a crime has not been committed yet, but you're a jackass if you don't report it to police.

      Nope. It's like imagining a bunch of suspicious looking people will be standing outside your own jewelry store with crowbars at midnight. Sure, a crime has not been committed, but you're a jackal if you coerce the police to reduce protection for the rest of us while they stand around outside your jewelry store waiting for imagined phantoms.

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    2. Re:Read ALL The Articles by vux984 · · Score: 1

      What if they show up *every night at midnight* and commit acts that resulted in damages to you? You call the police they eventually arrive. You could try and sue them but you don't know who they are and they vanish into the woodwork.

      So you know they are coming (remember that they ALWAYS come), you file this suit which is essentially a funky way of asking the police to be there ahead of time, so that they can actually get their names etc, so that you can actually successfully sue them for the damages they cause you by violating your trademarks with their bootleg counterfeit goods...

      Quite bluntly, they should be able to ask for police support to snag fly-by-night counterfeiters. Maybe the mechanism shouldn't be "pre-suing them" but do we have a better mechanism?

    3. Re:Read ALL The Articles by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      Bootleg merchants aren't going to show up at the event and start knitting, sewing, and silk-screening t-shirts. That shit is already made. Which means the infringement has already happened.

      I think its silly of them to file, but at least it isn't as absurd as the summary makes it out.

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    4. Re:Read ALL The Articles by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      >It's like seeing a bunch of suspicious looking people standing outside a jewelry store with crowbars at midnight. Sure, a crime has not been committed yet, but you're a jackass if you don't report it to police.

      Except no one has see the bootleg vendor or the bootleg t-shirts next to the venue yet.

      Maybe someone could start a small claims suit before the show for the price of the ticket just in case the shows sucks.

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    5. Re:Read ALL The Articles by jmv · · Score: 1

      Report to police, sure. Start a trial, not so sure.

  40. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Idiocracy.

    It's spelt "idiocy". Seriously.

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  41. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For some artists, the free distribution of audience-generated recordings is an extremely valuable asset -- most of their marketing in fact -- and they specifically allow it. A few actually put audience recording into their contract riders. I see two or three of these in the Mile High lineup. (And I also realize that the suit is about counterfeit merchandise, not audience recording.)

    The slashdot post made me aware of the festival... if I lived in Denver I might be tempted to go.

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  42. Mile High Music Festival by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

    Uh, is it just me, or does this festival sound like its supposed to be appealing to stoners and hippies and the like? lineup surely looks like it, the NAME surely looks like it...

    and yet they're as orwellian or fascist as possible. Who the hell runs this stuff?

    /boycott

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  43. Central Scrutinizer by handy_vandal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think Frank Zappa put it well ...:

    "This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *The Death Penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

    "Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE).

    "I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in MUSIC...The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only...if you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE... you'll love it...it's a way of life...Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...Hi, it's me, I'm back. This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only...If yah gotta load, or if yah gotta unload, go to the WHITE ZONE. You'll love it...it's a way of life. That's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, you'll love it. This, is, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER!"

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    1. Re:Central Scrutinizer by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only

      Vernon: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
      Betty: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
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  44. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    Idiocracy: Government by idiots.

  45. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    um no it's not. it's about concealing hip flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots.

  46. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by EvanED · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For some artists, the free distribution of audience-generated recordings is an extremely valuable asset...

    The Pink Floyd Pluse DVDs (I think it's that one) has a feature called "bootlegging the bootleggers", where they include bootlegged recordings people made at a couple of their performances. Which, of course, is pretty hilarious.

  47. Buy now and get a discount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of 10% in fines

  48. Should be AEG's responsibility by edawstwin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If AEG worried so much about this happening, why shouldn't they be forced to hire extra security to look out for the copied merchandise? This burden should not fall on the taxpayers.

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  49. case or controversy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    obwiki

    The Case or Controversy Clause of Article III of the United States Constitution (found in Art. III, Section 2, Clause 1) has been deemed to impose a requirement that United States federal courts are not permitted to hear cases that do not pose an actual controversy — that is, an actual dispute between adverse parties which is capable of being resolved by the court. The Court and legal scholars commonly refer to the issue of whether a "case or controversy" exists as the concept of standing....

    This clause, in addition to setting out the scope of the jurisdiction of the federal judiciary, prohibits courts from issuing advisory opinions, or from hearing cases that are either unripe, meaning that the controversy has not arisen yet, or moot, meaning that the controversy has already been resolved.

    Until there is an actual incident to sue over, they are not supposed to have standing to sue, due to lack of ripeness.

  50. Class action by PagosaSam · · Score: 1

    We should get all the John and Jane Does in the country to counter sue. Ought to be a buck or two in there somewhere.

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  51. WTF?!!? Legal system has jumped the shark... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    *HEADLINES!!!
    From the 'Reality is Stranger than Fiction Dept.*
    "Holy Minority Report, Batman!"

    Why was this not LOL'd by the judge, then summarily tossed out of the court into orbit?

    Dammit, man...

    What's next...coin-operated 'Law Suit Vending Machines'®???

    This unhealthy obsession and dependency on 'Imaginary Property' in the USA is going to boomerang on us badly.

    It's no wonder the gov't. felt they had to keep ACTA secret for 'National Security'[tm]. IP is increasingly all we have to offer the world economy any more.
    We can't afford to turn isolationist in the global economy, and that is slowly happening.
    Look at the global resistance to ACTA, the resentment to our 'security theater, in the airports and at borders aimed at copyright infringement and 'kiddie pr0n.
    Business travelers from foreign countries have become reluctant to travel here to conduct business. Some of them refuse to come here now.

    I just don't think our growing dependence on IP as our major export is a good thing in the long run; this is not an argument against IP per se.
    It seems that 'Diversify! Diversify! Diversify!' is the tune you here from Wall Street and Big Business.

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  52. Pre-disbarment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs to contact the California Bar Association and direct them to start disbarment proceedings against Cara R. Burns of Hicks, Mims, Kaplan & Burns on the basis that in the future she will become unfit to practice law by willfully disregarding the interests of a client, or engaging in fraud which impedes the administration of justice.

    She's going to cause trouble so it would be best to nip it in the bud before she can do serious harm.

    1. Re:Pre-disbarment by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Naw. No impact there. Now, if someone would start disbarment proceedings against Jane Doe first then name Cara R. Burns as that Jane Doe after the disbarment proceedings are underway then it would be popcorn worthy.

  53. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know the reference. Still, the word he's searching for is "idiocy". The fact that there's no reference to the government should be a give-away.

    Not that I'd condone the use of that inane reference even if there was.

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  54. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    Only 3 states are.

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  55. Minority Report by turbclnt · · Score: 1

    Holy wow...its just like Minority Report! I totally embrace this establishment of the pre-crime division of the US government if I can get some sweet 3-LED-glove-interface things for my 150" wrap around clear display (as long as its not made by Apple). Power to the not-people!

  56. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by timeOday · · Score: 1

    That surprising, my local theater now has some threatening-looking posters (or was it a preview spot?) about grabbing movies with a video camera. They certainly gave the impression you could get in trouble for it (without waiting to see if you sell the recordings). Is that different?

  57. Find the real Jane and John Doe by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in this world, there has to be someone really named John Doe. We need to get this person to sue the crap out of all the lawyers of the world for defaming him/her/them. Think about all the unwarranted arrests, pre-lawsuits, yadda-yadda that have destroyed the good name of this poor law-abiding citizen.

    This individual needs compensation for emotional distress... LOTS and LOTS of compensation. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please strike down a mandate for all to remember by assigning punative damages in the hundreds of millions. Thank you.

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  58. Not going by amiga3D · · Score: 1

    I'm not going and if no one else (much) went it might show them the error of their ways. I'll be damned if I ever go to any event anywhere where people are pre-suing attendees. I can't believe anyone would attend such an event.....well.....yes I guess I do believe it. The whole thing makes me sick.

  59. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    I'm the he, and I'm talking about how we're being told what to think by those seeking to get a certain type of reaction out of us.

  60. stupid move by sqkybeaver · · Score: 0

    all someone has to do is respond as a defendant, and by the nature of not having committed any crime yet (or better yet, not intending to even commit the alleged crime) wait until after the event then file a counter suit for slander and accuse them of fraudulently accusing you, and since you would stand to gain more than they would from you, use that money to pay any other parties legal fees. ultimately making the producers of the music festival pay for their obscene use of the legal system!

  61. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Making a recording is making a copy, which is an exclusive right held by the owner of the copyright. I'd be very interested in hearing what court cases have ruled that making concert recordings without permission is legal. I guess it could be argued that using a tape recorder at a concert is much like using a VCR on a broadcast, but I'd like to read the rulings. Whether it's legal or not for you to make the recording, it's still legal for the venue to kick you out for not following their rules.

    etree.org and archive.org are irrelevant. They host only recordings from bands which have explicitly given permission for recordings to be made.

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  62. Mike Masnick? by brit74 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Christ, almighty, slashdot. RTFA:

    Plaintiff is engaged in promoting a music festival known as the “MILE HIGH MUSIC FESTIVAL” (the "Festival") and also is in the business of manufacturing, distributing and selling of various types of merchandise sold and distributed at the Festival including but not limited to tour and program books, T-shirts, jerseys, sweatshirts, hats, buttons and posters which embody the trademarks of the Festival (collectively “Festival Merchandise”)."
    ...
    Plaintiff possesses the exclusive right to utilize all trademarks, service- marks, logos and other indicia of the Festival on and in connection with Festival Merchandise sold and offered for sale in the vicinity of the Festival (collectively the “Festival Trademarks”). Plaintiff uses its Festival Trademarks on officially authorized goods and services.
    ...
    On August 14 and 15, 2010 at the Dick’s Sporting Goods Park, in Commerce City, Colorado, the Festival will occur. Only Plaintiff has the right to sell merchandise bearing the Festival Trademarks at and near the Festival.

    On information and belief, Defendants will sell and distribute unauthorized T-shirts, jerseys, and other merchandise bearing any or all of the Festival Trademarks (the "Unauthorized Merchandise") in the vicinity of the Festival before, during and after their performances.

    Mike Masnick is a horrible, horrible source of information. He's quite the font of misinformation, however. Whoever approves these articles on slashdot needs to get their head on straight and understand that Slashdot, as a source of information, declines in credibility every time they cite Mike Masnick. Slashdot looks more and more like some "out-of-touch-with-reality but confirming everyone's biases and making them angry" news source everyday.

    1. Re:Mike Masnick? by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 1

      Mike Masnick is a horrible, horrible source of information.

      Ummmm.....He speaks well of -you-.

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  63. Stifling creativity by k6mfw · · Score: 1
    It seems almost all articles of music production, shows, CDs, whatever, has all kinds of legality stuff attached. Can't do this, can't do that, so-and-so is being sued for this-and-that...

    Come to think of it, there has been no "new sound" in 25 years (rap and hip-hop are not new, it began in the 1980s). And number of big entertainment companies is down to four (from about 30 from what I heard in 1981).

    With everything centralized like in Soviet Russia maybe that's why there is no "new sound" (but lots of new ways of presenting i.e. youtube). But maybe that's how The Business works, it's all plagerism beginning with Shakesphere (and even he stole material from others).

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  64. Newspeak by Itninja · · Score: 1

    This bellyfeel is plusgood for now. But when those crimethinkeing unpersons become crimethinkers then it will be doubleplusungood.

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  65. Can we apply this to offshore drilling? by kindbud · · Score: 1

    Could a private legal fund file suit in court to prevent a specific but unknown oil company from drilling offshore wells in an oil field that has yet to be discovered, but which will inevitably produce a uncontrolled spill due to criminal negligence that will surely cause massive environmental destruction and loss of livelihood for hundreds of thousands of people?

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  66. Move along.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    theyre not defending bootlegging - they're defending trademark infringement. I was at Heavy MTL and they were selling Heavy MTL tshirts for 40$. Every concert I've ever been to had cheap knockoff tshirts outside for 20 bucks....5 once you haggled, and they werent even worth that, but the festival is defending its own trademark against tshirt sellers and the like. probably the same folks scalping tickets beforehand too. no reason to really even be on slashdot, or in the YRO section. Its not really online at all, is it?

  67. Mercenaries by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone think it's a bit too socialist to rely on the government to serve your corporate needs? I mean, why not just hire a team of black ops mercs to patrol the venue? At least then it's not using the people's money to pick out likely suspects. I know I'd be intimidated if the A-Team strolled in while I was videotaping a concert. BA Baracus is fierce and Howling Mad is downright scary!

    It's been a trying day. Allow me my diatribes.

    1. Re:Mercenaries by Arimus · · Score: 1

      Why? The A-Team have to have the lowest kills to shots ratio of any SF group in the world. Even the ancient greeks managed to kill the same number of people with bullets as the A-Team (exactly 0).

      Now if it was a certain Navy chef guarding the venue that would be scary... or a detective who ends up in vest most of the time...

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  68. The big picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This probably sounds like an old codger's rant ... but as the US economy produces less and less of *intrinsic* value, and relies more on producing "imaginary* property, we are going to see the laws protecting such imaginary property become more harsh. Otherwise the whole system collapses and is exposed. And as we steadily ship our current and future wealth to the middle east to feed the oil beast, and China to feed our obsession with collecting cheap garbage we don't need, we are even more screwed.

    Ironically, IAAL ...

     

  69. america makes me sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America and everything about or within it is stupid

  70. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Bryan3000000 · · Score: 1

    While you got the definition of bootlegging correct, you definitely didn't get copyright law correct. Merely making a copy is illegal unless it falls under an exception. Of course, the exceptions used to be considered much broader than they are now considered, at least for practical purposes.

  71. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nobody said it was legal, the point is that it isn't bootlegging unless the material is sold. People who only recorded cannot be brought up in this court case without selling what they've recorded.

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  72. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiocracy: a movie
    Idiocy: what you meant to say

  73. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by causality · · Score: 1

    The fact that there's no reference to the government should be a give-away.

    How do you propose to conduct a lawsuit or other legal proceeding without involving the government?

    Not that I'd condone the use of that inane reference even if there was.

    That's nice. Meanwhile you illustrate one of the problems with reacting that strongly to a word merely because you wouldn't use it yourself. Specifically, it caused you to forget that a lawsuit quite obviously does involve the government so a reference to the government is implicit.

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  74. Where is he when you need him by ooshna · · Score: 1

    This is the perfect job for Petey the Don't Sue People Panda

  75. Thrown Out -AND- DISBARRED by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    The case should be thrown out, and their lawyers disbarred.

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  76. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a reasonable person would stay far away from the festival to avoid the risk of being falsely named as one of the "Does". I would not want to be forced to pay for a defense or settle by being there to be falsely accused.

  77. Not really standard fare by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For one, injunctions against John Does are rare to be granted. Second they aren't asking for an injunction, they are asking for an injunction, federal marshals for enforcement, monetary damages and attorneys fees.

    1. Re:Not really standard fare by BitterOak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For one, injunctions against John Does are rare to be granted. Second they aren't asking for an injunction, they are asking for an injunction, federal marshals for enforcement, monetary damages and attorneys fees.

      If no one actually bootlegs the event, who pays the monetary damages and attorney fees?

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    2. Re:Not really standard fare by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And who pays for the federal marshals?

    3. Re:Not really standard fare by jimicus · · Score: 2, Funny

      If no one actually bootlegs the event, who pays the monetary damages and attorney fees?

      If no-one actually bootlegs the event, there will be no monetary damages and the billions of dollars the record industry will make from selling nothing but legitimate recordings will more than compensate them for attorney fees. In fact, they should have enough left over to buy Belgium and make "Baby One More Time" the new national anthem.

    4. Re:Not really standard fare by blanck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If no one actually bootlegs the event, who pays the monetary damages and attorney fees?

      The attorney fees become built into the ticket price. I know what music festival I'm not going to this summer!

    5. Re:Not really standard fare by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      T-Shirts, not recordings. And I think they already know the counterfeit T-shirts have been made. They probably even have some names, since the business is something of an organized crime that goes on at event after event, season after season, year after year. It's not Slashdot news when the NFL goes after the same counterfeiters. It was unfortunate that the title said "bootleggers" which usually refers to audience recording.

      That's a bit tricky, though. Railroad Earth and Keller Williams specifically encourage audience taping. Other artists are adamantly against it. But we're not talking about audience recordings here. Go to Dime or Etree for that.

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    6. Re:Not really standard fare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They will find someone, guilty or not.

  78. waiting for Tom Cruise to arrest me. by faulteh · · Score: 1

    I need to get my hands on the minority report, as I don't believe the fact that precogs don't make mistakes.

  79. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Nobody said it was legal

    Did you read the post to which I was replying? I'll save you the trouble and quote it:

            Merely making recordings is not illegal, even if the promoter doesn't want it to happen. Many court cases have upheld that right.

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  80. Where the hell is the ACLU? by reverendbeer · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they be kicking down various things while screaming about freedom right now? Seriously. Has no one told them?

    1. Re:Where the hell is the ACLU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't they be kicking down various things while screaming about freedom right now? Seriously. Has no one told them?

      Sure, their Democrat masters have told them to sit down and shut up.

  81. It's the wave of the future... by aaandre · · Score: 1

    ... where music distributors will pre-sue all their clients.

    And pre-fine them $60k for each song they purchase, just in case.

  82. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but it could have something to do with the difference between a recorded performance and a live performance. Maybe you're allowed to record live plays, but not movies?

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  83. Pre-sue for police brutality by haruchai · · Score: 1

    find a police jurisdiction with a bad record for beating up people or one where a large demonstration is about to happen. Could make a nice chunk of change.

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  84. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it may be disappointing to some concert-goers when the bootleg merch sellers are ousted, despite their having more T-shirt print designs to choose from and better quality goods for the price compared to the official vendors.

  85. The greediest people are the billionaires by mbstone · · Score: 1

    AEG is a front for billionaire Philip Anschutz. Remember the RIAA lawsuits against all those college students? Turns out the mastermind behind that scheme was Edgar Bronfman, the one who ran his family's liquor business into the ground and who then bought a record company.

  86. That is brilliant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it seems unlikely that any defendants will show up in court to defend themselves or to protest the lawsuit, since they haven't done anything yet. So, basically, the lawsuit is allowed because there's no one to contest it

    C'mon, evil or not, you have to admire the brilliance of the hack. It's like the government in the wiretapping cases, saying the plaintiffs don't have standing, when the plaintiffs were suing to find out if they were spied on (i.e. would have standing): you can't win unless you've already won.

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  87. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by internettoughguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hence depriving them of the royalties collected from selling those stupid little plastic bottles of beer.

  88. Old Bruce Springsteen Trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an old Bruce Springsteen trick, for the early eighties. He would get extremely broad injunction prior to the concert, and prior to any case or controversy. Why not, no one would object, as there were no real defendants. He would enjoin all sorts of things, including the sale of merchandise containing the generic wording the "Boss".

  89. John Doe #101 by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    So you mean all someone needs to do is be John (or Jane) Doe #101 and they're home free!?!

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  90. "Through the Looking Glass" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "'What sort of things do YOU remember best?' Alice ventured to ask.

    'Oh, things that happened the week after next,' the Queen replied in a careless tone. 'For instance, now,' she went on, sticking a large piece of plaster [band-aid] on her finger as she spoke, 'there's the King's Messenger. He's in prison now, being punished: and the trial doesn't even begin till next Wednesday: and of course the crime comes last of all.'

    'Suppose he never commits the crime?' said Alice.

    'That would be all the better, wouldn't it?' the Queen said, as she bound the plaster round her finger with a bit of ribbon."

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  91. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

    Getting details wrong is bad, of course. But they're asshats deserving both scorn and outright punishment not because of the (erroneous) perception of going after IP, but because they're abusing the legal system by pre-suing with nothing but a list of John Does.

    In fact, this is worse than the tactics the RIAA use. At least in their case they were using the filing because they knew who they wanted to sue by IP and needed the court's authority to turn that into a name. These guys don't know anything about anybody; they're just supposing that it's going to happen and they want to expedite the process if it does. They're abusing the legal system, period. Their case should be dismissed with prejudice and their lawyers fined for that alone.

  92. Will not hold up by vivin · · Score: 5, Informative

    IANAL but my cousin is and this is what he had to say:

    (02:49:23 PM) PP: yeah
    (02:49:34 PM) PP: well
    (02:51:06 PM) PP: the issue you run into here is that in order to be heard you need to have a case in controversy, the issue has to be ripe
    (02:51:36 PM) PP: if some one is about to do something that may hurt your business or place an undue burden on you, can file for an injunction
    (02:52:37 PM) PP: to stop them from doing it
    (02:52:46 PM) PP: now what you have sent me does not seem like it will hold up
    (02:52:53 PM) PP: because there is no case in controversy
    (02:53:00 PM) PP: if something hasn't happened you can't sue them
    (02:53:27 PM) PP: for example I can sue you for wrecking my car if it has not even happened yet
    (02:53:33 PM) PP: I can't*
    (02:54:08 PM) PP: I don't see why a judge would accept this lawsuit
    (02:54:20 PM) PP: there are is only one party
    (02:54:27 PM) PP: judge would for sure throw this out
    (02:56:07 PM) PP: Now if the suit is for past action but you don't know exactly who they are, you can sue Jane and John Doe
    (02:56:29 PM) PP: and then try to discover who they are throughout the process
    (02:56:46 PM) PP: I would imagine this would be so your Statutes of Limitation on your claim would not run out
    (02:57:12 PM) PP: So for example if you get in a car wreck and have no clue who the person is cause the y ran away, you basically have two years to file a claim
    (02:57:48 PM) PP: by calling them John or Jane Doe you are including them and preserving your rights
    (02:57:54 PM) PP: to sue
    (03:08:23 PM) PP: All this suit pretty much is is a way to scare off furture bootleggers letting them know they will be sued if caught. By getting this publicity they will get their message across
    (03:09:42 PM) PP: it hasn't been filed cause there is no case number, its just a template and they are threatening to use it if something comes up, that is we will insert your name here, so don't do it
    (03:11:05 PM) PP: All you need to take away from this is that it is not a lawsuit yet since it has not been filed, rather its just a warning of what they will file if you get caught.

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    1. Re:Will not hold up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      IANAL but my cousin is and this is what he had to say . . .

      I'm sure your cousin is a very fine lawyer. But, he obviously didn't bother looking through the case filings on PACER. I can't say I blame him, since it does cost $0.08 per page to view most filings (although opinions are often free and you don't pay anything if you don't incur at least $10 worth of views).

      If your cousin had gone through the filings, he would have found that similar complaints wwer filed last year (09-cv-01386 and 09-cv-01185, both in Colorado). In both cases, the judge issued an order to the John Doe/XYZ Co. defendants to show cause why an injunction shouldn't be issued. Sure, someone could have shown up to say "the court doesn't have jurisdiction yet because we have not done anything." But, it doesn't look like anyone did.

      Maybe someone will show up this time, perhaps to argue that goods they plan to sell do not infringe on the plaintiff's trademarks. All they have to do is talk with "the Honorable Wiley Y. Daniel, Chief United States District Court Judge, in
      Courtroom A1002 of the United States District Court for the District of Colorado, located at 901 19th Street, Denver, Colorado on Tuesday August 31, 2010, at 11:00 a.m., or as soon thereafter as counsel can be heard."

      It is unlikely that anyone will show up. The judge will probably issue the injunction, enabling the plaintiffs to coordinate seizures of counterfeit goods being sold near and even in the upcoming concert. The people who have their goods seized can fight back in court and even seek damages if the seizures prove wrongful. But, they will probably claim that they don't have identification, provide fake names, or just run away (at least that is what the plaintiff says has happened in the past).

    2. Re:Will not hold up by vivin · · Score: 1

      I think he probably would have gone through the case filings if this was an actual case he was working on. He was just giving me an opinion based on the facts that he had on hand from what I showed him.

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  93. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    which is an exclusive temporary privilege granted by the government to the owner of the copyright.

    Fixed. People keep making the mistake of thinking of copyright as a right - which is absurd.

  94. j doe by valid902 · · Score: 1

    ummm.... j doe you live 4.5 miles from the event. I smell lawyer. I call it LIBEL. Tickets start at $99.50 as of today 8/11/10 at 8:08pm EST. for tickets http://www.milehighmusicfestival.com/buy-tickets/ticket-info for the LIBEL http://reporter.blogs.com/files/cod-03902958132.pdf sorry can't effort the purchase. anyone else?

  95. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Denver, and with the exceptions of the Steve Miller Band, Cypress Hill (not my speed), and a couple of decent local bands, there's not much worthwhile... Might as well call it "Stuff Hipster Boulderites Probably Listen To (on their iPhones, and also whilst driving in their Subarus)".

    p.s. Anyone knowledgeable of Boulders' reality distortion field will understand the joke, but I suspect that will be lost on most shashdotters.

  96. I am going to sue AEG by jonfr · · Score: 1

    I am going to sue AEG for stealing my script. That I have not even started to write. But I know that they are going to steal it when I finish writing and I am done publishing it on the internet.

    It pays to sue you for something that you are going to do, even if your self don't know that you are going to do that.

  97. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by dangitman · · Score: 1

    People keep making the mistake of thinking of copyright as a right - which is absurd.

    How is it absurd? Even though it's temporary, it's a right granted by the government. It's right there in the word - copyright.

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  98. Only in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That joke of a thing you call a legal system has done it again.
    Well done America. Keep that dream alive..

  99. pre-crime. by tqk · · Score: 0

    Holy crap, is your legal system is fsck'ed up, or what? Wow.

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  100. I'd better get going ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... and sue Megan Fox for joint custody of our children.

    Not yet convieved. But I'm certain its just a matter of time.

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  101. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it a two-party state, though?

    Those laws do not apply because the intent is to record music, not conversation. They have tried to shut down the music recordists using those laws, and the courts threw it out. Maybe someone with nexus access can find the case.

  102. transgender doe? by OrangeCatholic · · Score: 1

    >Event producer AEG has already filed trademark infringement claims against 100 John Does and 100 Jane Does in anticipation that they're going to bootleg

    Is there a legally generic name for a transgender Doe? Maybe Chris Doe? Or Pat?

    Would you pre-sue fewer of them, perhaps only 10 Pat Does for every 100 Johns, based on statistical rarity?

  103. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    That word is very misleading; it should be called copy privilege, copy exclusivity, or copy monopoly. It is a privilege, granted by the government in detriment of everyone's else right to copy, on the assumption that it would serve as an incentive to creators, to promote the progress of science and useful arts. The ultimate goal of copyright was as a richer public domain. It was for the benefit of ALL THE PEOPLE, not the artists', and certainly not the MAFIAA's.

    If copyright has failed to give us a richer public domain, it has failed to fulfill its sole intended goal. Therefore, it must be abolished.

  104. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That surprising, my local theater now has some threatening-looking posters (or was it a preview spot?) about grabbing movies with a video camera.

    A lot depends on intent, and it all depends on the state you are in. The federal law cedes to the state laws, and they vary. You must check your state law.

    There has been some case law in regard to providing blank CDR's to get a copy, and whether that was "personal gain". The courts have said trading blanks does Not constitute personal gain. IANAL.

    To be clear, I support prosecution of bootleggers - those who are trying to make a buck on someone else's work.

    In Washington State:

    RCW 19.25.030
    Use of recording of live performance without consent of owner unlawful -- Fine and penalty.

    (1) A person commits an offense if the person:

              (a) For commercial advantage or private financial gain advertises, offers for sale, sells, rents, transports, causes the sale, resale, rental, or transportation of or possesses for one or more of these purposes a recording of a live performance with the knowledge that the live performance has been recorded or fixed without the consent of the owner; or

  105. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by hedwards · · Score: 1

    True, but you could probably get nailed for conspiracy. IANAL, and as such am not sure if conspiracy applies to this, but if you've plans to make the recordings available illegally and then record them, that wold be enough for conspiracy charges to apply. I'm not sure if felony copyright infringement would allow for conspiracy charges though, even less so if it's only civil in that instance.

  106. Music Corporation HorseShit by pspahn · · Score: 1

    THIS is exactly why I don't like to go to shows like this. I live in Denver, and believe me, there is absolutely no shortage of great music venues here, a good handful of them are either a few blocks from my apartment, or are a $5 cab ride away.

    If you're in Denver for this joke festival (lol, wait until you see the location, HAHAHAHA) and prefer a better scene (though AEG still has their dirty hands on some of them) just check out Jambase and look for other shows. The Gothic Theater and The Bluebird are two of my favorites. The Ogden often has good bands, but if you want to try and get outside during setbreak, good luck, those yellow jackets will shove several hundred people in a tiny section barricaded off just outside the door. Hope you're not claustrophobic. The Fillmore is a good place also, but only because it's the biggest in the neighborhood and has the best bar in Denver across the street (omg, a Sancho's reference on /.) There's also plenty of great local music at the bars around town, and Pete's Monkey Bar (next door to Sancho's) is often the afterparty bar of choice for local bands. Don't plan on staying if you're a douche, you will be kicked out quickly. There's also Cervantes, Owsley's, and a few others that typically have great music. I'm looking forward to the Earth Wind and Fire Halloween show (performed by The Motet) myself. Motet's Talking Heads Halloween show a couple years ago was absolutely fantastic.

    And despite its nature, Boulder has a decent music scene also, just gotta watch out for the Alex Jones cultists.

    For the rest of you, have fun in Commerce Shitty!!!

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  107. Clearly a violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of the presumption of innocence, if true.

  108. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by dangitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That word is very misleading; it should be called copy privilege, copy exclusivity, or copy monopoly.

    Why?

    It is a privilege, granted by the government in detriment of everyone's else right to copy

    No, it is a right granted by the government. "Privilege" would imply that it's some kind of special reward, but (legally) it's not. It's a legal right.

    The ultimate goal of copyright was as a richer public domain. It was for the benefit of ALL THE PEOPLE, not the artists', and certainly not the MAFIAA's.

    And the mechanism for achieving that is the granting of rights.

    If copyright has failed to give us a richer public domain, it has failed to fulfill its sole intended goal. Therefore, it must be abolished.

    Wow, go off the deep-end much? What does that have to do with the legal definition of copyright? Do you usually just inject irrelevant statements into discussions?

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  109. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    How is a reference to a lawsuit, by definition handled by the government, not at least an indirect reference to the government? How is the the government employee (you can call him Your Honor) allowing a lawsuit against nobody for an action not yet taken not related to the government? I'm unclear of this distinction you are making. And when I use idiocracy, it isn't a reference, inane or otherwise. I have spoken that word aloud long before the movie was made. And the use of it by someone else for a work of fiction has no relation to how I mean it when I say it.

  110. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Way to RTFA, bucko.

    I did read the article; at least the portion that wasn't some stupid flash crap.

    And it's Mr. Bucko to you.

  111. A joke by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    I think there's a "Soviet Russia" joke here somewhere, but this is so ridiculous and ass-backwards that I won't even try to figure it out. Any judge that allows something like this to proceed is truly a joke himself.

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  112. Why? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    Why is the promoter or whomever even bothering to do this, all ridiculous legal implications aside? A lot of festivals explicitly allow open taping, even today. And when people trade live "bootlegs," they usually do just that, trade, or give copies away. Festival tapers generally do not cash in on their recordings, nor could they if they wanted to since there is basically no market for these recordings. Sure, if the promoters sell high-quality recordings done from the sound board, they might make a few bucks after the bands and their labels take their cut, but not much, and evil bootleggers are of no competitive concern.

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  113. Well... by fyngyrz · · Score: 0, Troll

    While I agree that mocking other people's taste in music is pathetic and contributes nothing

    Well... unless it's rap, of course. Though calling rap "music" is probably going way, way too far anyway.

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    1. Re:Well... by amRadioHed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wrong. Just because the soulless, misogynistic, thug-wannabe rap outnumbers it by orders of magnitude doesn't mean the good rap music doesn't exist.

      And yes it's music. Geez man, you sound like my mother.

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    2. Re:Well... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Rap always reminds me of beatniks and bongos on PCP or Crack. Maybe I listen to the wrong kind of rap.

    3. Re:Well... by fyngyrz · · Score: 0, Troll

      Just because the soulless, misogynistic, thug-wannabe rap outnumbers it by orders of magnitude doesn't mean the good rap music doesn't exist.

      No, you've got me wrong. I'm not objecting to the rhymes; I'm objecting to the complete lack of musical merit of a "music" style that is based upon speech (not song.) I find the terminology "rap music" to be an oxymoron. This is what makes it subject to mockery.

      The content of the lyrics would have to be addressed individually if one were to try to find merit in them; the mode, however, is fairly uniform and I'm quite comfortable dissing it.

      Music, in my view, requires one to play an instrument, or sing (thus turning one's voice into an instrument.) Talking, screaming, spitting... these things are not musical. Speaking in rhythm is rhyming. It is, at best, a form of poetry.

      Spouting rhyme, with or without musical accompaniment, doesn't qualify as music. It is what it is, and you may well enjoy it for whatever reason spoken rhyme trips your trigger, but it still isn't musical. In order to make that leap, they'll have to learn to sing.

      Geez man, you sound like my mother.

      Your mother is clearly a woman of considerable musical insight.

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    4. Re:Well... by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hahaha, some negro disagreed with you and modded you troll. What a country.

    5. Re:Well... by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      (By the way, I'm black.)

    6. Re:Well... by fyngyrz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's what negative moderation is on slashdot: "-1, Disagree."

      it really doesn't matter to me, I browse at -1 so I can see the posts that aren't politically correct. Although sometimes it is amusing. :)

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    7. Re:Well... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Pleased to meet your reflectivity/hue. :)

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  114. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    No, it is a right granted by the government. "Privilege" would imply that it's some kind of special reward, but (legally) it's not.

    Too often, what is legal is not moral. Tell me if this sounds right: in a free society, everyone has the right to do anything, except when it interferes with someone else's freedom or well-being. Good thus far? Now, copyright is a monopoly on the replication of a work of human creation. It limits everyone's right to copy, everyone's access to information -- everyone's freedom. It is a hindrance to all the people, for the benefit of one, or a few. Therefore, a privilege.

    What does that have to do with the legal definition of copyright?

    Copyright exists for a purpose, as defined by the copyright clause. . It does not say: to make sure people make a profit. It says: to promote the progress of science and useful arts.

    But is said progress an end in itself? No, it benefits all of the people.

    It is sensible to say, then: copyright must exist for the benefit of all people. Thus we must ask: does copyright accomplish this goal? Was it a good deal for the people, to trade a freedom for this potential of progress?

    Ask other questions as well:

    Is it good for all the people that copyright exists? Perhaps, but--

    Is it good for all the people that copyright terms last longer than a human lifetime?

    Is it good for all the people that copyright terms keep getting extended, and pretty much nothing falls into public domain anymore?

    Is it good for all the people that copyright holders invent methods to keep content from being copied -- some of those methods causing all sorts of compatibility issues, some causing people to lose content they have paid for, some nothing short of malware?

    Is it good for all the people that copyright holders have bought legislation that criminalizes the distribution of tools that break the aforementioned anti-copy methods?

    Is it good for all the people that copyright holders can use the legal system to extort money from the people, threatening you with financial ruin for copying a bunch of songs or movies, whether you did it or not -- claiming to be defending the artists, while they use every trick in the book to cheat artists out of their pay?

    Copyright is not respected because it is not respectable in the first place. People are waking up to the fact that, at least the way things are set now, it's a disastrous deal.

  115. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by dangitman · · Score: 1

    Too often, what is legal is not moral.

    Yes, but what has that got to do with the legal definition of copyright? The law does not mean what you, personally, want to mean. It means what is written into law.

    Now, copyright is a monopoly on the replication of a work of human creation. It limits everyone's right to copy, everyone's access to information -- everyone's freedom.

    But the law never granted everybody a right to copy anything they might want to copy. So, you're arguing from a false premise. The law grants the exclusive right to copy to copyright holders (unless a particular work is in the Public Domain or otherwise not subject to copyright).

    It is sensible to say, then: copyright must exist for the benefit of all people. Thus we must ask: does copyright accomplish this goal? Was it a good deal for the people, to trade a freedom for this potential of progress?

    Well, that's a good question, but it doesn't alter the fact that copyright grants legal rights, not "privileges." In fact, the concept of "privilege" doesn't really exist in modern law.

    People are waking up to the fact that, at least the way things are set now, it's a disastrous deal.

    I think you must have a pretty loose definition of "disastrous" if you apply that term to copyright law. Are people losing their lives over it? I'm not a huge fan of copyright law as it stands, but your arguments are pretty overblown.

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  116. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by sjames · · Score: 1

    It hardly matters, the alleged bootlegging can not possibly have taken place yet since the event has not yet happened. They're still suing for something that they cannot prove will happen. Someone may have already printed the shirts, or perhaps not. The event might not even take place, perhaps there will be a bomb scare or inclement weather. Perhaps the bootleg merchandise will be destroyed in a fire before the event.

    If they would care to photograph and ID actual infringers in the act of infringement and then sue them for something they have actually done, that's a different story.

    The entire reasonability of an injunction is that it puts a particular person on notice that the court forbids a particular action. I don't see any possibility of that if you can't even name the person.

  117. And What if..... by tanveer1979 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Joe Sixpack does the bootlegging not, John Doe and Jane doe, is he allowed?

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  118. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    But the law never granted everybody a right to copy anything they might want to copy.

    It seems people these days have forgotten what natural law means... thinking of rights as gifts to be granted, rather than inherent properties of the nature of man. Look, before copyright was invented, not too long ago, everybody had that right. It didn't have to be granted by any law, it simply was. The true nature of copyright law, therefore, is that it took away a right from all the people.

  119. Offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't that Toyota problem just misreported problems with driving skills of the vehicles driver?

  120. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends which jurisdiction you're talking about. It is definitely illegal to make recordings if the performers or the exclusive holder of a recording deal do not wish that to happen in the UK.

  121. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywright

    It's copyright. That's why the free software people don't call their class of licenses copysaintexupery nor copyread, but copyleft.

  122. Some poor smuck they can pin it on by FreeUser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If no one actually bootlegs the event, who pays the monetary damages and attorney fees?

    The innocent single mother whose daughter's IP address is "erroneously" identified as an offender (more accurately: framed for the offense), and is forced to settle for a few thousand or face permanent bankruptcy.

    Welcome to twenty-first century justice American Style(tm), where you've been found guilty, before you even get out of bed, of a dozen offenses you've never committed. Land of the Free, home of the Brave (as they cower before a legion of Hollywood attorneys and FBI agents jumping over the trussed up bodies of thousands of missing persons to get to hypothetical copyright violators before they get a chance to prove their innocence, but I digress).

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  123. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Courageous · · Score: 1

    >And the mechanism for achieving that is the granting of rights.

    Well, no, not really. It's more about taking away rights.

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  124. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by dangitman · · Score: 1

    It seems people these days have forgotten what natural law [jim.com] means... thinking of rights as gifts to be granted, rather than inherent properties of the nature of man.

    No, people have not forgotten that. I think what you are trying to refer to is "human rights," but I don't see how copyright/intellectual property falls under that category.

    Look, before copyright was invented, not too long ago, everybody had that right. It didn't have to be granted by any law, it simply was

    Uh, no it wasn't. Copying information was never formulated as a right before copyright was invented. Do you have any legal citations for this supposed right?

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  125. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by dangitman · · Score: 1

    Well, no, not really. It's more about taking away rights.

    How so?

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  126. Live music by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    I though all of us happy copyright-ignorers believed that you should pay to see live music, in which case bootleg copies of concerts are taking money away from the poor musos.

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  127. Simple by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    If no one actually bootlegs the event, who pays the monetary damages and attorney fees?

    You sue all the attendees for failing to show any intiative.

  128. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    OK, the movie was preachy, but it wasn't that preachy...

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  129. Re:The suit is about the MERCHANDISE, not copywrig by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    How do you propose to conduct a lawsuit or other legal proceeding without involving the government?

    That's pretty weak. Pretty damn weak. I suppose that the reason why this is allowed is because idiots are reproducing faster than non-idiots, which caused us to elect idiots, who put idiots on the bench, who make idiotic decisions?

    That's nice. Meanwhile you illustrate one of the problems with reacting that strongly to a word merely because you wouldn't use it yourself.

    That's pretty nice yourself. You are expressing a causal relationship between two things, A and B. There are exactly two possibilities: A causes B, and B causes A. You've managed to choose the fundamentally stupid one.

    (And thank you for noticing that I was part of the problem. I'll get onto that fornication as soon as possible.)

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  130. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by crankybrad · · Score: 1

    In a lot of ways, I find the issue of bootleg merchandise even more annoying. I personally have purchased several festival t-shirts that were not created by the trademark owner. If you are not interested in the official (read as expensive) merchandise, why not buy something that you like for a much more reasonable price? In the case of t-shirts and other clothing, the trademark owner is still getting free advertisement from you wearing gear with their brand name on it.

  131. So can I sue Jessica Alba for divorce? by sarbonn · · Score: 1

    Using the logic of this case, I want to know if I can sue Jessica Alba for divorce. I mean she MIGHT marry me one day and then we MIGHT get divorced. The way I see it is that she can challenge the divorce, and thus, we would have to remain married as a result. And as a result, I intend to claim my husbandly privileges that go with what is necessary for the consumation of that marriage. If not, I think I have grounds for divorce, and then she owes me some money.

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  132. My class action by muldrake · · Score: 1

    So, does anyone want to join my preemptive class action lawsuit against every record company in the United States?

    After all, certainly they're all going to release shitty albums in the future with only one good track on them, then conspire to fix prices and sell them at outrageous prices. That's completely certain to occur. After all, similar events have occurred in the past, and the record companies settled out of court for tens of millions of dollars.

    We need an injunction to stop this in the future.

    And triple damages under RICO, as well as attorney's fees. Fair's fair after all.

  133. Impossible by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    You can't pre-$verb anything. This is best example to illustrate why you shouldn't add pre to verbs. You can either sue, or not sue.

    I will sue them.
    I am sueing them.
    I sued them.

    There's no room for pre- in there.

    There could be a Pre-suit time frame. "Pre-suit we will collect evidence against them." This describes the time before the suit is file or begins.

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  134. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    You're missing the fucking point. It doesn't have to be granted or codified to be a right. EVERY POSSIBLE HUMAN ACTION is your right, unless it's forbidden or causes harm to others. What you call rights, common parlance calls privileges.

  135. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by dangitman · · Score: 1

    You're missing the fucking point. It doesn't have to be granted or codified to be a right.

    Actually, it kind of does. "Right" is a legal term, it is meaningless without a construct of laws.

    EVERY POSSIBLE HUMAN ACTION is your right, unless it's forbidden or causes harm to others.

    But you've just codified it by adding the clause "unless it's forbidden or causes harm to others."

    Also, this just doesn't wash with reality. For example, my having $100,000,000 isn't forbidden and doesn't cause harm to others. But I don't have a right to $100,000,000. If I did, I would be able to sue for that money.

    What you call rights, common parlance calls privileges.

    No, it's more like you don't understand the words that you are writing, or the concepts underlying them.

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  136. Amusing... by Alien1024 · · Score: 1

    ... except if you happen to responsible for XYZ consultancy or XYZ restaurant.

  137. Re:The difference between recording and bootleggin by Courageous · · Score: 1

    We all are born with the ability to walk to a copy machine and make copies. Without the law, we are born to this right. In the interest of "promoting progress in the arts," congress takes that right away from us and leaves it, to the exclusion of everyone but the author, to the author (or his assignee) alone. Copyright isn't so much about the granting of a right, as the taking it away from everyone else. This is why the word "exclusive" is used in the law. It excludes.

    C//