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Giant Balloons Could Solve Space Junk Problem

An anonymous reader writes "More than 100,000 objects bigger than a centimeter wide hover around our planet, accounting for 4 million pounds of junk that befouls our atmosphere and threatens the expensive satellites we actually want in orbit. Dr. Kristen Gates, of Global Aerospace Corporation, proposes that we can clear the skies by attaching a football field-sized balloon to dead satellites, which would increase the orbital drag, eventually bringing a satellite down into the atmosphere where it would burn up. The GOLD — or Gossamer Orbit Lowering Device — unit is easily inflated in space, and best of all, if the deployed GOLD balloon collides with space junk, it won't deflate or break the junk into smaller, less manageable bits."

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  1. pop! by Hatta · · Score: 1

    If there's enough junk flying around up there to damage satellites, wouldn't it also pop a giant balloon?

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    1. Re:pop! by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Interesting

      With no pressure on the outside of the balloon it would deflate very slowly. This is doubly so because it does not take much gas to inflate a balloon in space due to the lack of outside pressure.

    2. Re:pop! by teeks99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also they have developed materials that, once inflated in the vacuum of space, can hold their shape without any internal pressure.

    3. Re:pop! by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Bigger issue: We have to send astronauts out in space to tie balloons to all this junk, one at a time. So..... wouldn't that cost a heck of a lot of money in terms of man-hours? Hmmmm. Maybe it's a job stimulus bill - the first space garbage men.

      I wish humans would be longer-sighted. They should have designed these satellites to be self-killing - i.e. Burn a rocket, deorbit, and burn rather than just throw stuff all over the place & forget about it.

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    4. Re:pop! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      What part of this requires astronauts?
      It sure seems that a robot could well tie a string around something, or a velco band or whatever they use to attach space balloons.

    5. Re:pop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea nasa cant even make a robot climb over a rock, what makes you think they can have one floating around in space making knots

    6. Re:pop! by teeks99 · · Score: 1

      The most important part is to get a system working for future spacecraft (and rocket stages) that are going up. Once that is solved, then we can go and work on the stuff that is already up there.

      I think that this balloon could be attached to a lot of space junk with a (very small) robotic space craft of its own. That robotic craft could use gps and cameras to rendezvous with the debris, then some type of manipulator arm could grab onto the debris. Since the force applied by this balloon would be *VERY* small (but applied over a long period of time - months) the bond between the two spacecraft wouldn't have to be very strong.

    7. Re:pop! by fsterman · · Score: 1

      Bigger issue: We have to send astronauts out in space to tie balloons to all this junk, one at a time. So..... wouldn't that cost a heck of a lot of money in terms of man-hours?

      Super glue is cheap.

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    8. Re:pop! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Because no knots are required, only a high friction tape/string and many windings.

    9. Re:pop! by camperslo · · Score: 2, Funny

      No Astronauts needed, just one Battery Operated Rubish Gatherer (BORG)

    10. Re:pop! by Conditioner · · Score: 0

      If they have a robot that is up there tying knots, wouldn't it just be smarter to have the robot push/throw the junk downwards in to the atmosphere ?

    11. Re:pop! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      How do you propose they do this, considering newtons laws?

    12. Re:pop! by DougF · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sandford and Son in Spaaaaaaace?

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    13. Re:pop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Less junk in space. Wipe it all out....

    14. Re:pop! by wagnerrp · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are no astronauts, there are no robots, there is nothing extra being launched into orbit to intercept existing satellites. This is a small, couple kilogram, briefcase sized package that will be attached to new satellites at launch, so at the end of their life, the balloon will be deployed, and the satellite will de-orbit in a matter of weeks.

      They should have designed these satellites to be self-killing - i.e. Burn a rocket, deorbit, and burn rather than just throw stuff all over the place & forget about it.

      Satellites generally are designed to be self killing. All satellites have some sort of moderate delta-v rocket meant for station keeping and orbital maintenance. A significant amount of the fuel for this rocket is held in reserve, in order to de-orbit the satellite at the end of its life. Geosynchronous and other high orbit satellites cannot afford to re-enter, so instead they rise up to a 'graveyard' orbit, in order to keep the useful orbits clean. The purpose of this balloon is to replace the reserve fuel for low earth satellites. It is significantly lighter than the required fuel, so it will allow a higher payload fraction for the satellite.

    15. Re:pop! by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

      lol, damn I used up all my mod points. That just made me laugh.

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    16. Re:pop! by Tawnos · · Score: 1

      How are you going to use GPS in space?

    17. Re:pop! by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Even easier, how about something like zip ties. Those would be dead simple to attach.

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    18. Re:pop! by yotto · · Score: 1

      My gut told me that satellites may still be able to use GPS, and this article seems to bear me out. I will admit that the specifics (and the huge block of text) are above me, but a quick skimming implies I'm correct.

      http://eprints.qut.edu.au/16076/

    19. Re:pop! by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      With no pressure on the outside of the balloon it would deflate very slowly.

      So you are saying that if you would inflate a balloon on earth, bring it into space and make a controlled leak (so it wouldn't burst) it would deflate more slowly since the pressure is lower?

      To state it oversimplified: No.

      A bit of a longer answer: No, quite the reverse.

      An even longer answer: The flow of air is directly proportional to the air pressure differential (assuming the holesize stays the same). So when you lower the outside pressure and the inside pressure remains the flow of air would increase. This would cause the balloon to deflate faster.

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    20. Re:pop! by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Actually: GPS always results in two locations: one where you are and one as far from the satellite's orbit as you are, but in the other direction. It always finds a "space location". However the receiver assumes you are on the surface of the blue ball, so it ignores the other coordinates. If you told it to assume you are at the other location you would get the correct result (in this case).
      The only place where this would not work is in a lower orbit as where the GPS satellites are (since the receiver would be unable to determine witch one it is), but these orbits are already declining quite fast, since they are very low (because the receiver antennae have to be small).

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    21. Re:pop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assimilation is futile. You will be resisted.

    22. Re:pop! by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

      *pfft*
      Laws are made to be broken, dude!

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    23. Re:pop! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      This would cause the balloon to deflate faster

      Have you account for needing > 1 atm to inflate a balloon period on earth vs something like .00001 atm working in orbit?

      Yes, the air will escape more quickly at first, and even more completely. But there's also a lack of force to collapse the balloon, assuming a mylar unstretchable type vs a rubber stretch type.

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    24. Re:pop! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      TFS says they *won't* deflate if they hit junk in space.

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    25. Re:pop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      IMHO the GOLD balloon should have a dead-man's timer on it. If the balloon hasn't been told _not_ to deploy for over $TIMEOUT days, it should automatically deploy. This would prevent sats that are zapped by CMEs or suffer other comms losses from not deploying their reentry mechanism.

    26. Re:pop! by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      True, an unstretchable balloon would not collapse in microgravity. The air would leave the balloon, but the balloon would almost keep it shape.

      The pressure required to inflate it was not part of the reason I was contradicting. It was an addition, a separate reason, and one I agree with.
      One could even carry a little extra pressurized air to keep some air in the balloon for as long as possible, in order to shave a month off the time the bullet-like paint fleck needs to get low enough to burn in the atmosphere.

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    27. Re:pop! by juasko · · Score: 0

      isn't that the idal status, imo any material have that property

    28. Re:pop! by teeks99 · · Score: 1

      Quite easily. Well, moderately easily...most normal GPS receivers would work in space except they have an arbitrary limit of 60,000ft and Mach 1 (?? not sure of the exact speed off the top of my head) that keep them from being turned into guidance systems for ballistic missiles. GPS is already routinely used for spacecraft navigation, you just need a more expensive receiver without the imposed limit.

    29. Re:pop! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Stay on land and nuke it from the surface, it's the only way to be sure.

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    30. Re:pop! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Self-deorbiting satellites don't take care of today's primary source of space junk: Chinese dick-waving exercises.

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    31. Re:pop! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Pollution is futile. Your waste will be deorbited.

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    32. Re:pop! by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Actually, the TV show was called Quark.

  2. Collision course by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1, Informative

    The question isn't just whether it can collide with and bring down space junk, but whether it can avoid legitimate satellites as well. I guess if anyone has any secret spy satellites floating around they better speak up or lose them to an uncoordinated balloon collision : ).

    1. Re:Collision course by h4rr4r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How can satellites be secret? Either they are highly reflective and everyone can see them or they are going to be very warm.

    2. Re:Collision course by abelenky17 · · Score: 1

      While it is true you can stare up in the sky and spot certain satellites with the naked eye, and even more with telescopes and equipment, thats not the whole story.

      To know the full path of a satellite takes multiple, precise observations over time along with some detailed calculations, and that is ONLY if the satellite is stable.

      Many of the most secretive satellites regularly adjust their orbits with thrusters. So if you get lucky enough to spot it and calculate an orbit, it may move to a new orbit soon.

      Hence, the number, position, and trajectory of many government satellites is "secret" even if they are in plain view.

    3. Re:Collision course by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      In which case, you can still see them (at least in IR).

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    4. Re:Collision course by teeks99 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually most spacecraft (including "secret" government satellites) are tracked by both governments and private entities. Since the last collision the US Air Force has actually started expanding their capability for this even more. They are very open to working with other parties to solve space debris issues and avoid collisions with their satellites or between other satellites.

    5. Re:Collision course by sznupi · · Score: 2, Informative

      It doesn't sound like it's meant to bring down some random spacejunk with which it collides (which would mostly pass through it after all, at best / if impacts won't produce more debris), just to bring down a satellite to which it is attached. Not the only effort of such kind

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    6. Re:Collision course by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Please name one satellite that has done this. I have a hard time believing any of them have enough fuel to change orbit repeatedly.

    7. Re:Collision course by teeks99 · · Score: 1

      Many satellites change their orbit...because of the speeds they are moving, distances covered, etc. even a small change in orbit can mean that a day or two later you're in a completely different part of the world than where you would have been, had you not done anything. The space station does this all the time, they routinely move 100mi or more over the course of a day or so to avoid space debris. Other, smaller, satellites do this too, however there are also many that don't have engines on them and can't really move themselves.

    8. Re:Collision course by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      The space station, is a fine answer. Unlike other satellites it does get fuel resupplies though. Is there a place I can see how much sats change orbit?

    9. Re:Collision course by jmv · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought: "to fight space junk, we'll just send more space junk".

    10. Re:Collision course by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Insightful

      abelenky17 is off-base. The ones most likely to be of interest are also the largest (and generally most-capable) units, which would require the most fuel to move. Mercury SIGINT satellites are around five tons, and the Lacrosse synthetic aperture radar satellites reportedly mass up to 16 tons, and both are in LEO.

      This isn't to say that they cannot change orbits, just that it requires a very good reason to do so, as not only does it use up precious fuel, but like any operational satellite it has scheduled uses. They're never put up there "just in case we need them."

      It's also not to say that there is no use for highly-variable orbits. That the Air Force has been playing with their recently-launched toy shows as much. It's just that such things are not trivial achievements. Such capabilities make it much harder to hide from overhead eyes. Lacrosse-5 has some kind of technology that allows it to "disappear" even in direct sunlight, which makes much more sense than loading it with tons of fuel, but still leaves it fairly predictable.

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    11. Re:Collision course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The space station, is a fine answer. Unlike other satellites it does get fuel resupplies though. Is there a place I can see how much sats change orbit?

      Yeah. How are you in near vacuum conditions?

    12. Re:Collision course by kimvette · · Score: 1

      But. . . but. . . this is done every day. A US Air Force commercial told me so!

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    13. Re:Collision course by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of sats tracked by the seesat group that change orbit. The Lacrosse and USA birds come to mind. Buried in the archive are messages about sats being early/late/missing with regard to very recent orbital elements; that usually indicates a burn.

      The NOSS formations have been seen to reboost, as has VORTEX 6.

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    14. Re:Collision course by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I always wondered if it would be possible to have a regular satellite with reflective coatings - say a spy cam satellite - but the earth-facing side could be covered with something like a big black umbrella (with an opening for the camera lens in this case). I figure that would make the satellite harder to see without causing it to cook in the sun.

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  3. I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the good doctor didn't get paid to come up with this

  4. And all you need to do is catch up to the debris.. by sargeUSMC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Easy-peasy. No delta-V issues here...

  5. Re:And all you need to do is catch up to the debri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Naturally the slashdot headline is wrong. They're talking about attaching it to entirely intact satellites to get them to de-orbit without hitting something and making more debris. (as seen from the URL of the story linked: "_Without_Making_The_Problem_Worse"

    In other words, you just have to catch up to the satellites.

  6. Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by rbrander · · Score: 1

    When The Economist magazine became the first general-interest magazine to cover the space junk problem about 15 years ago, it pointed out that the problem was there was no international agreement or agency forcing private owners of satellites to budget enough fuel to de-orbit the satellite at the end of its life. Every gram costs a small fortune, so they used every gram of fuel to keep the satellite "stationary" (i.e. in desired orbit).

    The space junk problem (except for paint chips and astronaut toolbags) nearly ceases to exist if everybody would just de-orbit their property. I find it hard to believe that the mass of a football-field-sized balloon is less than the fuel to just drop the orbit into a brief but colourful brush with the atmosphere.

    1. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I find it hard to believe that the mass of a football-field-sized balloon is less than the fuel to just drop the orbit into a brief but colourful brush with the atmosphere.

      Well you need to factor in the rocket engine, guidance, and the risk that you may lose active control of the vehicle and be unable to deorbit it. My thinking is that a drag brake (or parachute, solar sail or balloon) could be a separate system. Mostly passive. It gets a simple command, or fires on a timer. It orients itself passively and results in re-entry in a couple of months or so.

    2. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by teeks99 · · Score: 1

      This mass of a giant balloon could actually be incredibly small...on the order of 10lbs. This would almost certainly be lighter than the amount of propellant needed to deorbit. The down side is that with propellant you could be down in a matter of days, the large balloon could still take months.

      The other nice part about a balloon is that its roughly spherical...so you don't have to worry about what direction the spacecraft is pointing. This isn't a problem for spacecraft that already have guidance/engines for them...just add more propellant, but some spacecraft don't have guidance/engines so you'd have to add a lot more than just propellant.

    3. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by teeks99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the simpler the system, the better. Unfortunately parachutes and solar sails require the spacecraft to control what direction they are pointing in...that's why I like balloons for it, because they are spheres and work the same from every direction.

    4. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>>Every gram costs a small fortune, so they used every gram of fuel to keep the satellite "stationary" (i.e. in desired orbit).

      It's pretty pathetic that despite 50 years of space experience, we still have to worry about mere grams of fuel. I suspect humans will never develop the ability to travel further than our own solar system - it would be too expensive (in terms of fuel).

      1000 years from now we'll be in pathetic shape, with all our oil, uranium, and other resources drained dry, and just barely surviving. Never mind space travel. There won't be enough fuel for the rockets. ----- I also suspect this is why we've never been visited by aliens. They can't escape their own solar system due to lack of energy.

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    5. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all satellites have a means of propulsion. Most are able to orientate themselves, but they do not all contain a propulsion system to provide delta-v.

    6. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a couple of miles long ribbon do the same thing with less tech?

    7. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by teeks99 · · Score: 1

      I think the ribbon would just end up moving to being in a line behind the satellite along the path it just came from in orbit...think of how a ribbon follows behind a car...in its slipstream. Anyway, being behind the satellite doesn't really help increase drag, so it wouldn't help bring it down quicker.

    8. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more of a liability issue.
      If you deliberately deorbit and hit someone or their property you're responsible. If it's an "act of your imaginary friend upstairs" you're off the hook.

    9. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Gee, aren't we the optimist.

      > I also suspect this is why we've never been visited by aliens. They can't escape their own solar system due to lack of energy.

      Never A Straight Answer begs to differ with their own photage. Evidence: The Case For NASA UFO's.

      Part 1
      http://www.guba.com/watch/3000113495/The-Case-For-NASA-UFOs-PART-1
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72P5OtrHNyk
      Part 2
      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8524267568796529301

    10. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A ribbon will actually end up perpendicular to the satellites orbit, due to tidal effects.

    11. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by teeks99 · · Score: 1

      Only if it has substantial mass. If it is a low mass device, than the drag on it will make it parallel (behind) the satellite.

    12. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1
      FTA

      Although the ultra thin envelope could be the size of a sports field (100 m diameter) when inflated, it is so thin that it can be folded and stowed in a surprisingly small volume (a medium size suitcase). It is most economical to attach it to a spacecraft or rocket upper stage before launch and deployed after the end of mission.
      ...
      The GOLD system actually weighs less than the propellant needed to do the same job and it is very inexpensive, and this means it is more cost-effective to add a GOLD system before launch than to carry the extra fuel.

    13. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by Columcille · · Score: 1

      "1000 years from now we'll be in pathetic shape, with all our oil, uranium, and other resources drained dry, and just barely surviving."

      ...since people were just barely surviving in the era before oil, uranium, and other resources were being used. Unless by "other resources" you mean things like trees, food, etc, which are replenishable, or water, which isn't really going anywhere any time soon, even if it's not always at the part of the planet we might prefer.

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    14. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by Laser+Dan · · Score: 1

      A ribbon will actually end up perpendicular to the satellites orbit, due to tidal effects.

      Actually that might be a good thing. I read somewhere about attempts to power satellites by dragging a long wire, the movement through the earth's magnetic field produces a current. The problem was that because of the magnetic drag, more fuel was required to keep the satellite in orbit.

      So for an end-of-life satellite, simply releasing a long wire may be enough to de-orbit it without requiring more fuel. I think the wire had to be very long (but thin) so the mass wouldn't be too excessive. If it still takes a long time to de-orbit though, instead of chunks of metal in orbit you have chunks with long invisible wires hanging off them, which could be even more dangerous.

    15. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by wagnerrp · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's pretty pathetic that despite 50 years of space experience, we still have to worry about mere grams of fuel. I suspect humans will never develop the ability to travel further than our own solar system - it would be too expensive (in terms of fuel).

      Travel in space is simple. Ion drives and other forms of electric propulsion have the potential for incredible velocities. Gravitation sling-shotting gives you plenty more velocity for free. The problem is that first 9km/s needed for low earth orbit. You have atmospheric drag to contend with, so you need to get out of the atmosphere as soon as possible.

      Consider one of the space shuttle SRBs for example. At full throttle, each is pumping out some 5400kg/s at 2450m/s. That's roughly 16GW, or several times the power output of a large power plant. The only means we have of generating that kind of power is chemical or nuclear, and the general public doesn't much like nuclear powered rockets.

      1000 years from now we'll be in pathetic shape, with all our oil, uranium, and other resources drained dry, and just barely surviving.

      I'm not sure where you pulled that value from. We've got enough uranium to power us for a hundred thousand years, and enough thorium to run several times beyond that.

    16. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by hcpxvi · · Score: 1

      the space shuttle SRBs [...] At full throttle ...
      I don't think an SRB has any other setting (apart from "fuse not lit yet").

    17. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course. It uses it's wings to turn in the vacuum of space! [/sacrasm]
      Without means of propulsion you cannot orient yourself in space. Even the small rockets required to keep an antenna dish directed at earth are a means of propulsion. They are balanced, so they only provide rotation, but they could probably be fired separately. The small thrust provided by these could be used to hasten the re-entry a bit. However the companies usually prefer to use up the fuel in order to delay the re-entry and keep the sat working for a couple of extra years (that's the timescale involved).

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    18. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Down to Earth or out and away?

    19. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Without means of propulsion you cannot orient yourself in space.

      False. You specifically said 'orient' as opposed to 'change orbit'.

      Magnetotorqing and reaction wheels provide thrustless orientation control.

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    20. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      It's safe to say space travel of any meaningful distance will never be practical or remotely cost-effective without some type of teleportation (that means FTL communication too). As long as you're pushing your spaceships from A to B, whether with rockets, ion drives, solar sails, whatever, space travel will be horrendously expensive and impractical. The energy costs are just too great, the speeds are too low, and if you do get up around light speed then you have all those nasty time-related problems. Maybe teleportation won't be possible without running into some of the same problems, I don't know.

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    21. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and that same drag will help de-orbit the satellite.

      Which is the point of it, right?

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    22. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by sjames · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting it's a balloon in space that's going to be pressurized just enough to spread it out and won't have to support itself against gravity.

      It takes a fair amount of energy to de-orbit a satellite. The fuel has to carry that amount of energy. The balloon passively takes that energy from the environment over a period of months.

    23. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's just because too many people consider Nuclear to be the new n-word. We could clear out all of the dead satellites in short order if we sent up a nuclear powered robotic tug. It would also mean that rockets would only need to get their payload into a very low orbit for the tug to tow it to it's final orbit.

    24. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Dickweed

      You can see the film was sped-up, and it could be anything. Like a high-altitude airplane or spyplane.

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    25. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by teeks99 · · Score: 1

      No, it will be dragging behind the satellite, in the lower density area that has been swept out by the satellite. Because this area is lower density, it won't create as much aerodynamic drag as it would if it was perpendicular to the path of travel.

    26. Re:Does it mass more than the fuel to de-orbit? by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. I did mean orient, but I was wrong.
      This actually looks feasible.

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  7. giant footballs by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

    I don't know how big footballs are where this guy comes from, but i wouldn't call a football sized balloon giant.

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    1. Re:giant footballs by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

      football field sized sorry

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    2. Re:giant footballs by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Make it an Australian football field and you've got a deal.

    3. Re:giant footballs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how big footballs are where this guy comes from, but i wouldn't call a football sized balloon giant.

      "Football-field sized"...a 100-yard diameter balloon is pretty giant.

    4. Re:giant footballs by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      He's from Texas. Everything is big down there.

      (I was going to correct you, but since everybody else did I'll just make a stupid joke instead)

  8. Instead of a Baloon what about a Net to catch stuf by HockeyGuy · · Score: 1

    They want to attach a balloon to the end of a satellite to create drag to bring it in and have it burn up...

    What about a net that could capture some of the crap up there as it increases drag it would sweep everything clean instead of just bringing in one satellite...

    you could even inflate the tip of the net in a disk shape like the top of a balloon to expand the net open to catch stuff

    ©

  9. Pounds ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    WTF is "pounds" ?

    1. Re:Pounds ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's what you should do with your head and that brick wall over there.

  10. Science Channel already covered this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fy7psIuJjc [youtube]

  11. This just might be stupid enough to work by uglyMood · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you could find a way to make the exterior sticky as it's being deployed, then anything in a similar orbit and speed would be swept up as well. And I shall call it... The Space-Swiffer!

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    1. Re:This just might be stupid enough to work by kimvette · · Score: 1

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      It has come to our attention that you are using and/or have applied to use and publicize the Swiffer trademark.

      This trademark is an infringement on our Swiffer trademark and also constitutes a reproduction or imitation thereof.

      In the circumstances, your use of the Swiffer trademark will constitute an infringement of our registered and common law rights.

      In the circumstances, we demand that you immediately:

      1. cease all use of the trademark Swiffer;

      2. deliver-up for destruction all material to which the Swiffer trademark or any other mark confusingly or deceptively similar to our trademark has been applied;

      3. withdraw, cancel and/or delete any corporate names, domain names, trademark applications and/or trademark registrations for or including the Swiffer trademark;

      4. undertake, in writing, never in future to make any use of the Swiffer trademark without prior written authority from us, whether within any corporate name, trading name, trading style, domain name or otherwise.

      We await to hear from you by no later than close of business on Septober 32, 4921.

      This is written without prejudice to our rights, all of which are hereby expressly reserved.

      Yours faithfully,

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  12. Gossamer Orbit Lowering Device by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    Gossamer Orbit Lowering Device

    With such evocative words in the name, like gossamer and gold, are you sure this isn't just a giant condom?

    easily inflated in space

    Doesn't change my mind yet...

    it won't deflate or break the junk into smaller, less manageable bits.

    Umm, still sounds gross...

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  13. Or sail... by sznupi · · Score: 1

    "CubeSail" for example; soon available for deployment - http://www2.surrey.ac.uk/mediacentre/press/2010/26099_a_mission_to_clear_dangerous_debris_from_space.htm

    Should make some nicely visible light show from time to time...

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    1. Re:Or sail... by teeks99 · · Score: 1

      They should have a competition....launch a bunch of micro-satellites...one with a sail like surrey's, one with a balloon like this article, one with a small rocket, and one with nothing special on it....then the first one to burn up wins!

  14. Help by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm having a problem understanding how filling low-earth-orbit with Zerg Overlords is a good thing.

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    1. Re:Help by damnfuct · · Score: 1

      The population bomb hasn't gone off yet because you need to spawn more overlords

    2. Re:Help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our football field sized Overlords.

  15. Befoul our atmosphere? by by+(1706743) · · Score: 1
    TFA:

    ...accounting for 4 million pounds of junk that befoul our atmosphere...

    Uh...wouldn't said "junk" be falling to earth pretty soon after entering our atmosphere, what with drag and all?

    1. Re:Befoul our atmosphere? by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      Up in orbit, there's not much drag to slow things down, so "pretty soon" can mean years, decades or more. Once it passes below a certain speed would start to fall faster, but as it's in the orbit zone it'll take quite a while before it hits enough things to slow it down. And sometimes those hits with other junk objects results in even more smaller pieces being generated.

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    2. Re:Befoul our atmosphere? by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1

      I think the point that "by" was trying to make is that orbiting junk is not in the atmosphere. But in fact, according to wikipedia, the atmosphere includes the thermosphere where most orbiting junk is found.

  16. Why not collect it in space? by richardkelleher · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What I don't understand is, since we already paid a hefty price to lift this "material" into space, why not collect it in orbit and save it until we can utilize it as raw materials for future space projects. There must be lots of useful stuff that could be reprocessed and reused.

    Doesn't everyone have the expectation that we will have factories in space to build the things that are needed in space from raw materials gathered from around the solar system? This would just be raw materials for those factories that doesn't have to be lifted out of the gravity well of earth.

    1. Re:Why not collect it in space? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In most case you would spend more then you could possible get out of bringing it back.

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    2. Re:Why not collect it in space? by SixAndFiftyThree · · Score: 2, Informative

      1. Launch costs will have to come down by a hefty factor before it becomes economic to launch entire factories and bring raw materials from far away. Once launch costs have come down that far (and I'm not holding my breath), the value of the raw materials that are in orbit today will seem slight. Meanwhile, even one more collision between derelict satellites will make the orbital environment more dangerous and harder to clean up.

      2. The raw materials that are in orbit today are in a wide variety of orbits, by both altitude and inclination. If your factory is in equatorial orbit, the delta-V needed to collect a given mass from a polar or near-polar orbit (which spysats tend to use) is more than the delta-V needed to launch it from Earth, and far more than the delta-V needed to launch it from an asteroid etc.

    3. Re:Why not collect it in space? by VortexCortex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not collect it in space?

      It's not economically feasible to collect it, but you might like Planetes - an Anime about collecting space junk in exchange for eco-friendly credits (like carbon offsets).

    4. Re:Why not collect it in space? by richardkelleher · · Score: 1

      If we have to send something (or someone) to each major object of space junk to attache one of these decelerators, how would collecting the object be less costly?

    5. Re:Why not collect it in space? by Rich0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ok, you've grappled the object. Where do you want to send it?

      Sending it down requires a drag chute of some kind. Or it requires just enough delta-v to drop its perigee just a little lower into the atmosphere.

      Suppose we had the mother of all factories sitting in equatorial orbit. Suppose your space junk is in a 35 degree orbit. Both objects are traveling at around 27Kkm/h if they're in a relatively low orbit. However, one object is moving 27Kkm/h due east, and one is moving 27Kkm/h 35 degrees north of east. Relative to each other they are moving at thousands of kilometers per hour when they pass each other. To collect the object you need to apply that much of a velocity change to it, which is a huge amount of energy (not quite what it took to launch, but we're getting into that kind of magnitude).

      Think of it this way - you're on a racetrack going 200mph. Another car is going 200mph the other way. You want to collect it. How do you do this without massively changing its velocity?

      One of the first rules of orbital mechanics is that plane changes are expensive. That's why the shuttle can't visit the ISS and the hubble on the same mission. They're both in similar altitude orbits, but in different planes. The shuttle doesn't have enough fuel to change planes (at least, not that far - and without looking up the numbers that is probably only 10 degrees or so).

    6. Re:Why not collect it in space? by socsoc · · Score: 1

      It's equally as useless as your original post. It's junk for a reason, just like how people throw out bottles with redemption values. Fuck the raw materials, it's gonna be old technology and metals nobody cares about.

    7. Re:Why not collect it in space? by Idou · · Score: 1

      Alright, how about creating clusters of grappled objects every 10 degrees or so with an army of micro satellites. Catalog and RFID tag each object. Then move your "factory" to the closest plane that has the most valuable cluster of objects. If no such plane exists, then just wait until one is created (I am sure the rate of space junk will just increase here on out). Send new factories up to lucrative groupings of planes too different for existing factories to reach. . . . Profit.

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    8. Re:Why not collect it in space? by Issarlk · · Score: 1

      If you can launch factories into space, it's probably more economical to launch raw materials too instead of waiting for dozen of years until a plane has a bunch of old sats.

    9. Re:Why not collect it in space? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      That's the thing about space recycling. Once we have actual industry up there, we can afford to get tricky and cheap to bring the mass from space junk to our factory. Don't forget that we're also cleaning up our orbits at the same time, so it also counts as recycling.

      Even if the Mark 1 factory is more or less only a 'fusing' unit that turns old satellites into supplemental shielding for our manned craft to mars.

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    10. Re:Why not collect it in space? by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Solar sails and patience.

    11. Re:Why not collect it in space? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is, since we already paid a hefty price to lift this "material" into space, why not collect it in orbit and save it until we can utilize it as raw materials for future space projects. There must be lots of useful stuff that could be reprocessed and reused.

      \

      There really isn't. The things we're talking about are mostly smaller than a wrench. Most of what is being tracked is smaller than a postage stamp. Recycling is expensive on THIS planet...

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  17. Weird.... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    I don't see why it needs to be an inflatable balloon. If the goal is to produce drag to decrease your orbit until reentry, why not just deploy a very large, football field sized tether and sail to the back. The material demonstrated by the Ikaros mission for use in a solar sail could do something like this. Carrying an inflatable balloon and the gas necessary to inflate it seems like over-complicating the very simple goal of increasing drag. As for deployment, tethers can do some pretty cool deployments simply by using the angular momentum of a spacecraft over a very long, slow, rotation maneuver.

    The balloon idea seems weird.

    1. Re:Weird.... by teeks99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's all fine and good if you have great attitude (direction) control of your spacecraft. If you lose your gyros or something during the lifetime of the spacecraft, then you wouldn't be able to control an Ikaros like sail. Having a spherical balloon that doesn't care about direction and can inflate with minimal mechanical effort seems a lot more reliable.

    2. Re:Weird.... by prozac79 · · Score: 1

      There was this article in Wired magazine talking about space junk and bringing them down with a giant tether. It seems like the balloon idea might work with large pieces of junk, but it seems like the bigger threat are the small pieces no larger than a few inches. The article stated that the ISS had a few close calls with some pieces of junk no larger than a baseball that could have caused massive damage if it hit the station. We can't tied a balloon or tether to every little piece out there. We need a giant space vacuum like this one!

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    3. Re:Weird.... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you've lost control of your spacecraft before it begins it's deorbit maneuver, chances are any system you put on there is going to have a hell of a hard time getting it to deorbit appropriately. Even if you start to inflate this giant spherical balloon after you've lost the ability to point your spacecraft, due to loss of reaction wheels or some other such thing, you are going to be trying to deploy a very large moment arm in an unpredictable/unknowable dynamic scenario (in other words, your rates and attitude will be completely unknown). This is going to inflict some pretty heavy structural loads on your spacecraft, primarily where the deployment system connects to the bus. As such, if you are trying to deploy this giant balloon in anything but the designed for performance envelope, you run the very real risk of tearing the deployment mechanism, and, hence, balloon from the bus, or failing catastrophically in some other manner, which would be completely counter-productive to your attempt to deorbit in the first place.

      In short, deploying something this large is not something you just get to do no matter how your spacecraft is behaving. Like any other deorbit scenario, this balloon is going to have a performance criterion requirement that it must be designed for: "At end of mission you must be able to control your spacecraft within X, Y, and Z parameters in order to ensure successful deployment of giant balloon." You will have a similar mission requirement for any other deorbit profile, including a large sail. Now, I will give that those mission requirements might be a bit more lenient for the giant balloon (and I stress might), but I would much rather see a comprehensive trade study that sheds some light on whether or not this theoretical relaxation of mission requirements buys you any performance, fuel-margin, or mass throughout your mission. And I would want to see them compared against the increased complexity of using a balloon deployment as opposed to a tether or sail deployment.

      Don't get me wrong, if the fella in the article has done such studies and shown that it will likely increase mission performance, then whether or not I think this is weird, we will see a giant balloon flying on a mission eventually. However, right now this seems like an interesting concept that doesn't seem like it would bring a whole lot to any given mission to me. This speculation is based off little more than my own personal knowledge of deorbiting spacecraft, which is part of the mission analysis that I do for a living.

    4. Re:Weird.... by teeks99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If this were air, you'd be completely correct. However, in the vacuum of space and with a very light balloon (we're talking on the order of 10lbs for a football-field size one) there isn't much of a moment arm. The force due to drag would probably be measured in ounces and then you have just the weight of the actual structure. Generally when satellites attitude control systems fail, they don't immediately start spinning like crazy, probably just a few degrees per minute.

    5. Re:Weird.... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Generally when satellites attitude control systems fail, they don't immediately start spinning like crazy, probably just a few degrees per minute.

      Okay, I'll give you that. But I disagree on the assertion that you won't have much of a moment arm. The general size of these balloons that we are talking about is "about the size of a football field deployed." Now, when this thing first gets deployed, then yes, it will probably generate a very small moment arm. However, as it starts to expand, "about the size of a football field" implies that the center of gravity of this one component is going to start to reach ~ 50 yards, which is probably something like, what, 35 meters or so? Even if the balloon and it's occupant gasses only have a few ounces of force being enacted on them (which, in low-mid LEO, they most certainly won't), that is a few ounces being applied somewhere ~35 meters from your spacecraft's CG (which, of course, will migrate as this item deploys). You will still have a very large moment arm and a decently sized moment. Take, for instance, the fact that some of the larger solar arrays (and yes, I know they are heavier) can start to brush the "football field" size area (and they are, mostly, 2-D) and think of the motors and damping systems that have to be attached to them (not to mention over-sizing the reaction wheels to help fight such an awkward shape). Now, you may not need to oversize the wheels for this particular balloon because you are deorbiting, but you will be stressing the spacecraft bus pretty significantly one way or another. Now, does that mean it can't be done? No. I just am not sure that it really buys you any advantage over having a simpler non-inflatable tethering mechanism.

      My point isn't that this system is impossible to use, any aero-engineer worth his salt could crack out a design using one of these things that meets mission specs. My point is that I would wager a simpler sail type mechanism would decrease the cost (less material, mass, complexity) and the risk without sacrificing much EOM performance. Could I be wrong? Sure. But I would be surprised if I was.

      One other thing, if it's the spherical, 3-D shape that you want, because it will increase drag in all vectors, I am not sure that a deployable 3-D sail couldn't do the same thing for less money (no inflation mechanism) by simply using some clever folding techniques. Think of the planar representation of a 3 axis coordinate system. Now imagine that the three intersecting planes were some very thin sail material. If some of the seems between the three planes were connected, and some weren't you could fold this shape down pretty easily and it could still be deployed simply by letting it loose and letting momentum do it's thing (albeit will be a tad more complicated than that). Again, you have the advantage of not having to carry an extra canister of gas for inflation, and it could give you the same drag properties of the balloon. Again, will this be better? I'm not sure. But it could have some advantages over a balloon.

    6. Re:Weird.... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > You will still have a very large moment arm and a decently sized moment.

      You do not, however, have any more angular momemtum. Consequently, as the baloon deploys the tumble rate decreases drastically. The peak forces should not be very large unless you were tumbling pretty fast. In most cases the craft will still have some attitude control and so won't be tumbling at all.

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    7. Re:Weird.... by teeks99 · · Score: 1

      A few ounces of force isn't much as most satellites experience hundreds or thousands of pounds of force during the launch. Since you're trying to de-orbit the satellite, you probably don't care too much about what attitude it is in, so as long as the part of the balloon that attaches to the satellite is capable of handling those few ounces of force, I'm not sure what else there would be to go wrong.

  18. A question? by Mephistro · · Score: 1
    How does this beat the use of magnetic tethers, also proposed for this task some time ago? Wouldn't the balloon's draft reduce the speed enough for the satellite to survive reentry and fall to earth in a single piece? Or are they planning to free the balloon before entering the first layers of atmosphere?

    Just curious.*

    *:Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna read TFA. :)

  19. Re:Instead of a Baloon what about a Net to catch s by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    Using a net like that is like trying to catch bullets not butterflies.
    You'll end up with projectiles at orbital velocities punching holes in your net.

  20. Got her name wrong by crgrace · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's Dr. Kristin Gates. At least try to get the basic facts right.

    1. Re:Got her name wrong by Inda · · Score: 1

      And your link says: Dr. Kristin Gates Medlock

      Now who's wrong?

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    2. Re:Got her name wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, Dr. Kristin Gates Madlock?

      If you are going to tell people to get her name right, you might try to get her name right.

  21. The same thing will happen without the football. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if you think this is a good idea you don't understand orbital dynamics.

    Anything that is causing drag on the football is intern also causing drag on the hundred times larger satellite it is attached too.

    In about 80 to 90 years, that football might have been noticed in fuel used for station keeping, otherwise it won't make a dent in anything that matters.

    If the football is going to 'cause drag and eventual reentry' the satellite was going to do that anyway and the 10 minutes that the football brings it in sooner isn't really all that relevant.

    Nothing stays in orbit forever, its all either coming back to Earth or heading out into space, its just a question of when it happens in a meaningful way.

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  22. Not just a balloon! by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't necessarily need to inflate a large balloon. There are several other low-mass/high drag options. A long ribbon would be one. It could be coiled up against the torque of a spring (for example) and be released by mechanical means; a lot simpler than carrying the stuff (valves, hoses/tubing, tanks, etc) to inflate the balloon (even though you would only need a small amount of pressure). There were several experiments with tethers and satellites back in the '90's. Two mechanisms would help bring down the satellite: electrodynamics and gravity.

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  23. Re:The same thing will happen without the football by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    football field ... heh, that changes things slightly.

    That just brings us back to 'if you can do something to activate said football field sized balloon ... why not just fire some rockets to lower its obit WAY faster and FAR more CONTROLLED.

    If you argue that you may not have control of the sat then I'd like to know how you plan to activate this ballon.

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  24. Use the force instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The electromagnetic force that is.

    Why would you bother with atmospheric drag, just pay out a cable and use electromagnetic drag instead. Oh wait they can do that already...

    http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=264

  25. Use the force instead by nacnud75 · · Score: 1

    The electromagnetic force that is. Why would you bother with atmospheric drag, just pay out a cable and use electromagnetic drag instead. Oh wait they can do that already... Terminator Tether - EDT Solution To Space Debris

  26. The commons... by copponex · · Score: 1

    The perennial problem of common resource management. There is no agreed upon agent that rules earth orbit space. So there aren't any rules. Without rules, the market is just going to take the cheapest route. Most often this includes polluting common resources, because sustainability and responsibility are expensive. Bad for the bottom line.

    So the earth people can make a choice: sell all of the corridors to the highest bidder, and hope that they take care of it. Or you tax the industries that want to use those resources in order to pay for a governmental body to keep an eye on them and make sure the rules are followed.

    With the first option you just have to hope that the companies won't exploit the resource for short term gain and then leave anyone who uses the same resources with the bill for cleanup. In the second option, the government holds some of the profit back to clean up when the corporation inevitably does something stupid and leaves a mess. Back in the day, they even held company leaders criminally liable for their negligence. Imagine that.

  27. Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by ben2umbc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, now that you have a huge football field sized balloon, why not make the outside surface sticky and collect other bits of space junk on the way to the burn?

    1. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by iksbob · · Score: 1

      The differences in velocity are generally too great. It would be like trying to stop a shotgun blast with a single layer of packing tape. If you're lucky, a tiny speck of the tape might stick to a few of the pellets as they shred the strip and continue on their way.

    2. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      Because when the space junk is a bolt traveling at 10km/s relative to you, sticky doesn't quite cut it.

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    3. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because it will never catch them?

      You can test this at home with this simple procedure.

      1. Get a sheet of mylar and some sticks, an emergency blanket will do.

      2. Using the mylar and some sticks make a your balloon. The sticks will help to simulate the structures that can hold their shape.

      3. Tie this off to any structure. That structure will be the stand in satellite.

      4. Cover the balloon in glue.

      5. Get out your favorite high power firearm and fire some rounds at the balloon. These will be the space junk.

      6. see if any bullets, your simulated space junk, got stuck in the glue

    4. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by Brad1138 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The differences in velocity are generally too great. It would be like trying to stop a shotgun blast with a single layer of packing tape. If you're lucky, a tiny speck of the tape might stick to a few of the pellets as they shred the strip and continue on their way.

      Sounds like a new Myth Busters episode...

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    5. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by ushering05401 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wonder if you could coat the balloon with a cheap reflective material that would leave residue on debris that impacted the surface. Wouldn't that provide a gradual increase in our tracking ability without costing a whole lot more than the original design?

    6. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      Step 5 gave me the biggest belly laugh I've had this year. Thank you, sir!

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    7. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      That's why to get rid of those deadly fast little suckers we need the equivalent of the tar baby from the old br'er rabbit story. The reason a balloon won't work as there is nothing in the middle to slow it down, but a big ball o' goo would probably work great. I'm sure they have ultra sticky glues that can be powdered and mixed in space, maybe by using waste water from the ISS or carrying a tank of liquid with it. As anyone who has shot a bullet into mud can tell you even high powered shells can be stopped pretty quick with the right consistency, and you could guide it by sticking a couple of rocket motors to the ball. After it has collected about as much as it can, fire the motors and dump the ball into the ocean.

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    8. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      How much waste water could the ISS have? That stuff is valuable, they recycle every drop possible.

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    9. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by hcpxvi · · Score: 1

      Step 5 (Get out your favorite high power firearm...) gave me the biggest belly laugh I've had this year.
      The worrying thing is that if he is from the USA he probably does have a favourite high-power firearm.

    10. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they have ultra sticky glues that can be powdered and mixed in space,

      Why are you sure of that?
      My chemistry isn't great - probably only better than 95% of the non-chemists in the world - because I only have to use various bits of polymer and surface chemistry in my day-to-day work. But I do routinely have to work with specialists in polymer chemistry and I maintain a friendship with a former adhesives chemist. I'm not at all sure that "they" (whoever "they" are) have the sort of adhesives you describe, and I have an uncomfortable feeling that there are a number of good reasons why what you describe is going to be somewhere between very difficult and impossible.

      So I'd be very interested to hear what your grounds for being sure about the existence of these materials is. I can think of a couple of million dollars that we might have saved this month with access to such technologies, and I salivate over getting a slice of that cake!

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    11. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      In the USA you hear 'high power rifle' more often than 'high power firearm'.

      'Most' countries allow people to buy rifles and/or shotguns for hunting purposes. Even Japan does.

      You're not really doing a 'proper' simulation with a ~1k feet per second handgun. A ~2-3k fps rifle will be a better solution, but even a bunch of birdshot would work at close range.

      *Looks around*

      I don't have a favorite high power firearm, I love them all equally! ;)

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    12. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Good idea, they should coat it with the glue used on price tags! It'll have a Katamari Damacy thing going on in no time!

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    13. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What type of glue did you use? I don't think mine worked right. :p

    14. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because when the space junk is a bolt traveling at 10km/s relative to you, sticky doesn't quite cut it.

      What if you filled the balloon with ballistics gel?

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    15. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Well, we haven't outlawed hunting yet and we do have a few (hundred thousand square miles of) substantial parks and wilderness areas; so... might be a good reason to have a shotgun or rifle or even a large caliber handgun.

    16. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by paiute · · Score: 1

      Step 5 (Get out your favorite high power firearm...) gave me the biggest belly laugh I've had this year.

      The worrying thing is that if he is from the USA he probably does have a favourite high-power firearm.

      Our UK readers may substitute a 6 pounder shooting cannister.

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    17. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not supposed to be a goalie net.

      It's supposed to act like a parachute style braking sail, and induce drag.

      They idea isn't for high velocity debris, they just want to lower the orbit so the burn up is controlled.

    18. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by forgetful_ca · · Score: 1

      You are asking this because they have used aerogel to capture particles in other sattelites. Madness makes the point above, though, when he comments that the junk in question is at least as large as a bolt, travelling 10km/s relative. The mass of that bolt is absolutely gigantic compared to mere particles.

    19. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      How are you supposed to bring the ballistic gel into the balloon ?

      What does that have to do with anything?

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    20. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I've become good friends with the nice old guy down the hall who is a retired NASA engineer (VERY cool to hold actual shuttle plans in your hands and check out the behind the scenes videos he shot in the 80s) Who helps out both at the local college and the state college, both of which has some serious R&D going in regards to nano materials and polymers. According to him they both have some really sweet stuff in the pipe, but because we don't like to poison our people it is having to undergo a decade or so of serious testing for mutations and cancers in lab rats.

      Of course in space we could do away with such testing, as a good 90%+ is gonna burn up on re-entry and what little is left would be diluted so much by the ocean as to be harmless. So I have no doubt we have a material that will actually do the job, it simply hasn't passed the 50 million EPA hoops we have to have to ensure we don't end up with flipper babies down the line.

      So while I don't blame you for wanting to play with the goodies (what I wouldn't give for a couple of hours in their R&D labs!) unless you would like to grow tits or enjoy a brain tumor it probably wouldn't be very safe for day to day use. We know so little about how these new nano-materials interact with human tissue and what effects they will have on the environment I can understand the extra layers of testing they have to endure. But according to him in the next decade and a half if these things pass you are gonna see some seriously cool shit, like "glass" thin as tissue that is nearly bulletproof, and new kinds of resins that will allow you just to "pour" yourself a car body that will take more abuse than steel and then pop back into shape. Really cool stuff. As for what we are talking about he says the state college is working on a glue that is sticky as hell until the catalyst is added, then it gets nearly as solid as a weld. Probably be great for a space ball.

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    21. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > What does that have to do with anything?

      It has to do with boosting hundreds of tons of your ballistic gel into orbit and then watching in horror as the energy released by the first 10km/sec bolt to hit it causes it to explode.

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    22. Re:Yes, but can they make the surface sticky? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      > What does that have to do with anything?

      It has to do with boosting hundreds of tons of your ballistic gel into orbit and then watching in horror as the energy released by the first 10km/sec bolt to hit it causes it to explode.

      Oh, sounds like a dumb idea then. Maybe lasers would work better or something.

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  28. A permanent solution, the stratollite... by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

    There may be more than one company, but the one I ran across years ago
    was 21st century airships.

    http://www.21stcenturyairships.com/HighAlt

    At 65,000 ft there is no wind.

    With almost the same controls as used for RC planes one person
    could launch or land a stratollite for repairs or upgrades.

    With this lower version of the satellite you could use less power
    and get less interference.

    You cover less area, but the costs of launch are so much lower
    it makes it well worth it and even more if the balloon has multiple
    ppl hanging their gear off it.

    As cheap as they are they could even have one on standby in a region
    for rapid deployment in case one gets in trouble.

    Sometimes Low Tech beats High Tech, pun intended.

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  29. won't be cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On board prior to launch =OK

    Catching up to a 18,000MPH satellite=expensive

  30. Dr. Strangelove has an answer by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Set off a bunch of nukes in the upper atmosphere. This will cause the atmosphere to expand, increasing drag and sending LEO space debris plummeting to earth.

    Of course there will be side effects, but hey, it's NUKES.

    1. Re:Dr. Strangelove has an answer by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      It's the only way to be sure.

    2. Re:Dr. Strangelove has an answer by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Hmm... that might solve that nasty global warming problem, too! In a roundabout way, I suppose... I say go for it!

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    3. Re:Dr. Strangelove has an answer by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Or you could send up a few nukes to geosync orbit. That'll vaporize most things from there on down. Anything that survives will have had an impulse give it a downward push; so, it will be headed toward the atmosphere. Then we can launch new satellites to replace those we lost. We'll be guaranteed control of the sky then...

  31. How can it increase drag when there's no air? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I mean, I suppose there may be trace amounts of atmosphere up that high, but I can't imagine something even the size of a whole football field being able to effectively utilize the tiny amount of air that might be available to induce drag.

    1. Re:How can it increase drag when there's no air? by Sovetskysoyuz · · Score: 2, Informative

      The equation for drag is force = 1/2 * speed^2 * density of atmosphere * area * drag coefficient. At orbital speeds, speed^2 is very large, so even a low density will produce significant drag. Also, the football-field-sized balloon has a very high cross-sectional area in relation to its mass, and even the mass of it plus the satellite, so the force produced will be still more capable of de-orbiting the satellite.

    2. Re:How can it increase drag when there's no air? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      As the ISS constantly loses altitude because of a slight atmospheric drag, it needs to be boosted to a higher altitude several times each year.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Space_Station

  32. Or easier ... by w0mprat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why not simply magnetize the dead satellite or include a small permanent magnet? This would create a magnetic sail. The magnetic field around the satellite would slowly trap plasma from the trace of gases and ions in earth orbit, as well as anything leaking from the sat itself. This would inflate the magnetic field lines and expand a kind of mini magnetosphere around the satellite. This would create drag against the earths magnetic field, and outer atmosphere.

    Common permanent magnets can be much stronger than needed for this.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/magnetic_sail

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    1. Re:Or easier ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because the magnetic field would influence OTHER satellites, this is already a common problem with magnetic ADCS in cubesats

    2. Re:Or easier ... by thedj_sd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They are sending up a pretty big permanent magnet to the ISS very soon. It is part of the AMS science experiment http://www.ams02.org/what-is-ams/tecnology/magnet/pmmagnet/ Could we call this a field test ? If the ISS drops out of the sky, i guess we will know.

    3. Re:Or easier ... by lynn1221 · · Score: 0, Troll

      This would create a magnetic sail. The magnetic field around the satellite would slowly trap plasma from the trace of gases and ions in earth orbit, as well as anything leaking from the sat itself. This would inflate the magnetic field lines and expand a kind of mini magnetosphere around the satellite. This would create drag against the earths magnetic field, and outer atmosphere. http://www.uggs-hot-boots.com/uk/index.html http://www.uggsboots-online.com/cheap-ugg-boots.html

    4. Re:Or easier ... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Satellites rarely have any magnetizeable materials inside. Titanium and aluminum and non-magnetic stainless steels are fairly standard.

  33. Re:Instead of a Baloon what about a Net to catch s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As other have pointed out in response to other comments, that would be like trying to catch shotgun pellets with strips of plastic wrap.

  34. Re:The same thing will happen without the football by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

    As mentioned in the article, even if you have a propulsion system in place the human tendency is to use the fuel to extend the lifetime instead of sending it in a kamikazi mission to deorbit. If the last ounce of fuel can give you either another 6 operating months or deorbit in 2 days, it will be used to get another 6 months.

  35. Move it already by Chimel31 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why don't we just do like we always do: Instead of cleaning up the place, move Earth to a less cluttered location in space?

    1. Re:Move it already by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, like taking a leaking oil tanker out of the environment after the front falls off.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcU4t6zRAKg

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    2. Re:Move it already by Chimel31 · · Score: 1

      Excellent!

  36. Solve? by Bobby+Mahoney · · Score: 1

    You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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  37. Re:Instead of a Baloon what about a Net to catch s by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    The problem with trying to catch anything in space is that it is likely to be moving in a different direction to you and since its in orbit it will be going very fast. So the combined speed in any collision between your object and a peice of space junk is likely to be extremely high (afaict orbital velocities make bullets look slow). The space junk would most likely just punch a hole straight through your net.

    That is why space debris is such a hazard in the first place.

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  38. huh by AnAdventurer · · Score: 1

    I see it being a bit hard to attach a balloon to a screwdrive or a nut and the like.

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  39. Solves the wrong problem by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The big stuff that would be worth mounting a mission to de-orbit typically isn't the problem. The little, tiny, hard to track bits of space rubish is the real problem.

    The big stuff can usually be avoided since it is easily tracked. The little, tiny stuff is effectively a bullet travelling at 17,000 or so miles an hour. It's too small to track and one piece of such junk can ruin your spaceship. Plus, there is a lot more of it than the few, big, defunct satellites that you might want to attach a balloon to.

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    1. Re:Solves the wrong problem by AJWM · · Score: 2, Informative

      If the big stuff stays up there, it has a tendency to get hit by the small stuff, which turns the big stuff into more clouds of little stuff. Above a certain density of stuff in orbit, this can lead to a rapid chain reaction that leaves LEO rather inhospitable. Better to de-orbit the big stuff as soon as it's no longer useful.

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    2. Re:Solves the wrong problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it be possible to carefully release a big cloud of some kind of foam in orbit? Then anything hitting that foam would slow down while the foam itself would be soft enough and degrade to gases overtime, so it wouldn't make a new problem in itself.

    3. Re:Solves the wrong problem by teeks99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, the big stuff (many of which are rocket stages with some fuel left in them) sometimes explodes: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10979

      If we can deorbit even one *before* it explodes, we can cut the number of space debris by hundreds or thousands.

  40. Re:And all you need to do is catch up to the debri by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

    No. They're talking about attaching it to new satellites as a cheaper de-orbit solution than carrying sufficient reserve fuel.

  41. liquid jet by jag7720 · · Score: 1

    Why not just employ a small liquid jet... it wouldn't take much liquid to push an object and a liquid wouldn't break a satellite up. When the liquid supply runs out, the next shuttle mission could resupply it.

    1. Re:liquid jet by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I can't quite make out what you are proposing.

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  42. Football Size by $0.02 · · Score: 1

    Are we using metric or imperial units here? Is it association football field size or gridiron football field size?

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  43. Call them Rovers by darthlurker · · Score: 2, Funny

    They were able to keep #6 in the village so they should be good at collecting the space junk.

  44. Use ice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Launch a big hunk of it up there. Think of it like this: Fire a .50 caliber rifle into a pool, it wont make it more than a few feet, it loses all its power and fragments.

    Attach a bunch of thrusters to a big several meters square hunk of ice. Maybe throw some sensors on it too. Then let it seek and destroy space junk. Shit will smash into it and get stuck; and when you're done, either retrieve it and melt it down or send it into the atmosphere (waste of water though). Even if something goes wrong and the ice fragments, a chip of ice is less dangerous than say, a bunch of screws some idiot shuttle mechanic dropped.

  45. Not quite by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    A firearm is not nearly enough. You need something like linear accelerator to simulate low-orbit speeds.

    And then you'd notice your bullets quite often will be _vaporized_ during the collision.

    1. Re:Not quite by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      your bullets quite often will be _vaporized_ during the collision.

      Problem solved, no?

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    2. Re:Not quite by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Yup. It will help to get rid of most of small pieces.

      We'll need something else to deal with the large pieces of junk.

    3. Re:Not quite by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Problem solved, no?

      No. Instantaneous vaporization == explosion. Whatever your "bullet" hit has now been blown into a thousand new bits of debris (some of them plated with bullet vapor).

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  46. NOOOOOO!! by delvsional · · Score: 1

    We need all that junk. Don't burn it up! We need a large counterweight for the space elevator. I propose a Large Electro-magnet to collect all the (magnetic of course) space junk to be used as the counterweight. All we need now is a couple (read 24) thousand miles of cable.

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  47. You only need a balloon tied to a gas bottle ... by ScaledLizard · · Score: 1

    ... then vent the bottle via remote control.

    I see only good things about this. Satellites that become defunct can easily be tracked, actively reduce space junk, and are decelerated faster if they enter the high atmosphere.

  48. speed by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    Imagine what would happen if some piece of junk hits that garbage bag with a speed of 30.000 km per hour.

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    1. Re:speed by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Two small holes in the bag.

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  49. OK, what's wrong with the Shuttle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, what's wrong with the Shuttle? It goes up with a payload, hangs around a bit then comes down empty. This is expensive for each launch (despite the hopes that the opposite would be the case).

    But some of that cost could be recovered if while up there and empty, they collect the bigger satellites. They may need to pre-emptively deorbit the satellite closer to where the shuttle can get to, but this is still less than that needed to deorbit the satellite completely.

    Then, instead of burning up in the atmosphere, we get some high-tech raw materials.

    Even if it only pays for itself, the lack of clutter up there is a net benefit.

  50. Use Aerogel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One way to stop the little stuff would be to put a BIG piece of aerogel in the orbit(s) you want to clean up. As demonstrated by the space probe Stardust which collected many pieces of cometary/inter planetary/interstellar(!) dust grains at relative velocities of tens of km/sec, it is fully capable of decelerating the particles without disintegrating in the process. (Obviously some orbital debris will be much larger so it would be necessary to make the aerogel much thicker than the 1(?) centimeter thickness that was used.) I don't know how thick it was but looking at the space craft diagrams it looks like a waffle in thickness.

    The only reason why this is practical is because aerogels are 99% air (or in this case vacuum). Anything else like styrofoam or for that matter wood would be too heavy to put into orbit economically. Unfortunately, since it can't be compressed, this scheme requires one major new breakthrough, the ability to manufacture it in orbit with almost complete recycling of any additional materials needed. From what I understand, one way to make it is to use supercritical liquid CO2 as a solvent. Well, in order to keep your launch costs down, you'll need to recycle almost every last drop of that.

    So perhaps giant panels (spheres?) hundreds of meters (kilometers?) across of aerogels could be used to "sponge" up various orbits. You'll probably need to attach a small ion engine to overcome drag (from the atmosphere and from the junk) as well as to move (slowly) to new orbits of interest (and eventually to de-orbit the whole thing or crash it on the moon!).

    I no longer login because I feel that while attacking a company's products is fair game (specifically Apple), having stories singling out their users as "selfish" and unkind is not "news for nerds stuff that matters". Am I an Apple fanboi? Let's just say I've used NIX for decades (yes I'm old) and I'm not talking OS X.

  51. Make the INTERIOR "sticky" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One way to stop the little stuff would be to put a BIG piece of aerogel in the orbit(s) you want to clean up. As demonstrated by the space probe Stardust which collected many pieces of cometary/inter planetary/interstellar(!) dust grains at relative velocities of tens of km/sec, it is fully capable of decelerating the particles without disintegrating in the process. (Obviously some orbital debris will be much larger so it would be necessary to make the aerogel much thicker than the 1(?) centimeter thickness that was used.) I don't know how thick it was but looking at the space craft diagrams it looks like a waffle in thickness.

    The only reason why this is practical is because aerogels are 99% air (or in this case vacuum). Anything else like styrofoam or for that matter wood would be too heavy to put into orbit economically. Unfortunately, since it can't be compressed, this scheme requires one major new breakthrough, the ability to manufacture it in orbit with almost complete recycling of any additional materials needed. From what I understand, one way to make it is to use supercritical liquid CO2 as a solvent. Well, in order to keep your launch costs down, you'll need to recycle almost every last drop of that.

    So perhaps giant panels (spheres?) hundreds of meters (kilometers?) across of aerogels could be used to "sponge" up various orbits. You'll probably need to attach a small ion engine to overcome drag (from the atmosphere and from the junk) as well as to move (slowly) to new orbits of interest (and eventually to de-orbit the whole thing or crash it on the moon!).

    I no longer login because I feel that while attacking a company's products is fair game (specifically Apple), having stories singling out their users as "selfish" and unkind is not "news for nerds stuff that matters". Am I an Apple fanboi? Let's just say I've used NIX for decades (yes I'm old) and I'm not talking OS X.

    1. Re:Make the INTERIOR "sticky" by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Since aerogels are so light I'd think launching them would be a problem of volume rather than weight. If the space shuttle's cargo bay was filled with aerogel panels that could be assembled into a big slab in orbit, that should allow for a decent-sized orbital trash-catcher.

      Or maybe check NASA's basement to see if the shuttle came with some roof racks? Tie 'em to the external fuel tank with bungees? :P

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    2. Re:Make the INTERIOR "sticky" by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      The only reason why this is practical is because aerogels are 99% air (or in this case vacuum).

      My sample of aerogel collapsed a long time ago. It's not exactly the most stable stuff, but I supposed you wouldn't have to worry about humidity so much in space.

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    3. Re:Make the INTERIOR "sticky" by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Since aerogels are so light... ...the debris would punch right through it and keep right on going (in a slightly different and perhaps even less convenient orbit).

      To catch these objects we need something much, much more massive than they are to absorb the momentum and much, much larger to dissipate the energy. Fortunately we have such an object right at hand: the Earth. All we have to do is modify the orbits of the bits of debris slightly so that they intersect the Earth's atmosphere (because modifying the orbit of the Earth so that it intersects that of the debris would be inconvenient).

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  52. Into the atmosphere by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Thing is, this isn't a heat resistant or heavily built balloon. It'll burn up before the satellite. Remember - Higher drag = more heat. If anything, it'll slow the sat MORE, resulting in a steeper entry more likely to break the craft up.

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  53. Attachment by JustABlitheringIdiot · · Score: 1

    There is no mention of methods to attach the GOLD to the satellite while in orbit. Short of having individuals approach and grapple the satellites I only see a few ways to attach the balloon. Currently I'm picturing something like a harpoon gun that could fire a spike bundled to a small CO2 cylinder and the balloon. On impact the spike embeds in the satellite and the cylinder discharges inflating the balloon. The operation could be completed with one person (for target identification and fire control) and computerized target tracking; and it could take down multiple targets in one mission to be more cost effective.

    Thoughts from the greater community?

    1. Re:Attachment by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      I believe the intent is to build this into new birds that we put up there, not try to attach them to existing birds.

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  54. Re:You only need a balloon tied to a gas bottle .. by confused+one · · Score: 1

    better to have a solid material that can be electrically ignited and produces the gas necessary. More compact than a bottle of compressed gas that'll have to be maintained for 10-20 years. fwiw, this is your automative airbag's mechanism.

  55. Re:The same thing will happen without the football by confused+one · · Score: 1

    isolated and separate control circuit with redundant power and radio. Satellite can command initiation; or, ground command to built in reciever can initiate. Said redundant power could be a few solar cells on the surface of the package and a redundant radio could be small simple receive only package that listens for a specific tone code at a specific low band frequency with a simple antenna. Whole thing could be the size of and simpler than a cell phone circuit board.

  56. Heat the space junk by inthealpine · · Score: 1

    Feel free to slap this idea down, I'm not a scientist or even a pretend one on slashdot. Could a land based or space based laser heat a small orbiting object relative to the 'ambient' temperature? Would that have any effect on its drag?

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    1. Re:Heat the space junk by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Could a land based or space based laser heat a small orbiting object relative to the 'ambient' temperature? Would that have any effect on its drag?

      No, but one of the most promising proposals for dealing with small objects does involve a ground-based laser. A very high peak power (but moderate average power) pulsed laser would zap the objects each time they came in range. The high peak power would vaporize a very tiny amount of the surface of each object each time it was hit, giving it a tiny amount of thrust. Over a period of months enough delta-v would accumlate to change the object's orbit to one that would intersect the atmosphere.

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  57. dead head by slick7 · · Score: 1

    Can I have one of those balloons filled with NOx?

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  58. No Advertising Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just don't make them into gigantic billboards visible from earth at night with huge advertisements on them, or we'll all have to go on a killing rampage.

  59. Re:And all you need to do is catch up to the debri by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    Or possibly as a backup for the rockets. There are things up there that were supposed to be able to deorbit themselves before the malfunction...

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  60. Seagulls by sepelester · · Score: 1

    Why don't we domesticate seagulls and make them drag the satellites down from orbit. A couple of seagull farms should be a lot cheaper than attaching huge balloons to space junk.