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  1. Wanted on Private Key Found Embedded In Major SCADA Equipment · · Score: 1

    Crappy, lazy coders needed to undermine the entirety of industrialized society. Must be willing to kowtow to clueless, incompetent managers to ensure all life or death controls are as simplistic as a coloring book and as secure as an unlocked screen door.

  2. Bill Hicks on Ask Slashdot: To AdBlock Or Not To AdBlock? · · Score: 1

    "If you work in advertising, kill yourself. No, seriously; kill yourself. No, seriously; kill. your. self."

  3. Unintended consequence on US To Drive 3,000 Wi-Fi Linked Vehicles In Massive Crash Avoidance Trial · · Score: 1

    In the minus column of autonomous vehicles and car trains is this: the death of the freedom of travel (sans real-time monitoring). This will rapidly become mandatory, even for current cars via a module plugged into the OBD2 port. The insurance companies want it to more efficiently deny claims (and raise rates in real time) and John Law wants it as he despises privacy above all else.

    Just like a free lunch, there ain't no such thing as a care-free autonomous car.

  4. Obviously on The Mathematics of 'Legitimate Rape' and Pregnancy · · Score: 0

    Obviously, the 5% knocked up were impure and secretly 'wanted it'.

    Twenty-first century and straight-up hatred of women is still a common bedrock of most belief systems. The fact that is seems to be on the increase in the supposedly enlightened Western world sickens me and fills me with despair.

  5. Edge case on "Knitted" Wi-Fi Routers Create Failover Network For First Responders · · Score: 3, Informative

    An emergency that takes out cell phone towers / antennas, but leaves the electrical power infrastructure intact to power said routers? Sounds like a rare emergency indeed. I suppose if all your electrics are subterranean, maybe a wind storm sans water would fall into this category. Maybe.

  6. 1-point text in EULA on Windows 8 Gets Personal Use License For Homebuilt PCs · · Score: 1

    "The license will only validate on computers with UEFI activated by a Microsoft key."

    Just kidding (?)

  7. In a more fitting world on Jury In Apple v. Samsung Case May Have to Agree on 700 Points · · Score: 1

    the closing arguements would be given by Lionel Hutz and the Space Chicken lawyer.

  8. When things go wrong on Near-universal Mexican Healthcare Coverage Results From Science-informed Changes · · Score: 1

    I think that is the biggest difference between the US and the rest of the 1st / 2nd world: USians want an ironclad guarantee of a perfect health outcome or they will sue, sue, sue. OB-Gyns in the US have to pay an incredibly massive amount of malpractice insurance and many still end up quitting due to the helicopter parents in waiting. Nothing is guaranteed, but USians refuse to accept reality.

  9. Re:$3000 every 1-3 years. Right. on Sealed-Box Macs: Should Computers Be Disposable? · · Score: 1

    To be fair, some people do buy a new $3000 laptop every year or two.

    Some people also watch network TV, due to the same basic reason.

  10. Fly in Ointment on Rover Fuel Came From Russian Nuke Factory, But Supplies Running Low · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We can do this. We have the technology, we have the scientists, we have the engineers.

    We also have the corporations, dedicated to cutting every corner for a golden parachute reward - along with bought and paid for politicians that have their back when (not if) something goes wrong due to their craven desires (see: Wall Street banks).

  11. Compromise on Ex-Marine Detained For Facebook Posts Deemed "Terrorist in Nature" · · Score: 1

    Only spy on US white males, given their murderous track record.

  12. Gah on Who Cares If Samsung Copied Apple? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Needing fewer people in those sectors means we can use the labor force productively elsewhere.

    Such as selling each other mobile phone contracts, or asking paper or plastic, or would we like to super-size those fries.

  13. Follow the chain down on Who Cares If Samsung Copied Apple? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The death of US manufacturing has been greatly exaggerated.

    If you follow the supply chain down, you start to hit China pretty quickly: seamless steel tubing, castings, bushings, bearings, more and more seals... Problem is, they are relentlessly climbing up that supply chain to such an extent, that our 'manufacturers' become more 'assemblers' (such as the Google a/v widget). Caltrans is saving millions on a new bridge... by buying most of the subassembly weldments from China.

    Just has already happened in the food industry, more and more weasel words and definitions are being applied to US 'manufacturing' to put more money in the pockets of corporations all the while waving their American flags (probably also made in China).

  14. McAfee On Board on Intel Team Takes On Car Hackers · · Score: 2

    Having McAfee running anything on your car will, at minimum, will add 3 seconds to your acceration times, and knock 5 mpg off your milage. You will also have to run the A/C more to offset the extra heat load on the CPU. Plus, about every fifth update, it will kill your car so dead, you will have to call AAA for a tow.

  15. Plagiarism is a bit too strong on When Flying Was a Thrill · · Score: 1

    Not exactly plagiarism, but Patton Oswalt already did a chunk on this a few years ago.

  16. I'll go one better on Gov't Approves Parts of Verizon-Cable Spectrum Sale · · Score: 1

    Comcast is not a free market. It is a natural monopoly and just like the electric, natural gas, water, and sewer monopolies needs to be regulated.

    The main thing that keeps a lot of people wedded to cable TV is the also the principal driver of endless spiraling costs: SPORTS. Whether pro leagues or the silliness of March Madness ('student' athletes, my wide ass), or possibly worst of all: SEC football, they are the monopolies that need regulated - along with their co-conspirators ESPN and CBS Sports. The modern day Opiate of the Masses; make it a Class A drug.

  17. Too soon on Gov't Approves Parts of Verizon-Cable Spectrum Sale · · Score: 1

    ...plenty of people don't get cable because of the TV aspect but because it is the best way to get broadband for their area.

    And all too soon, US broadband will be just like cable TV: corporatized, regulated for morals, bundled, overpriced, and no real freedom whatsoever.

  18. Credit where credit is due on Exceptionally Preserved 2,600-Year-Old Brain Found · · Score: 1

    "And we would all like to thank the fine fellow who broght us this find... a Mr. Igor.. what? that's his first name? Well find out his sirname, my good man!"

  19. Re:To hell with that. on Insurer Measures Driver Safety With Smartphone App To Calculate Premiums · · Score: 1

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off comes to mind: "I'm a professional."

  20. Franklin Variation on Insurer Measures Driver Safety With Smartphone App To Calculate Premiums · · Score: 1

    "Those who value cheaper car insurance over privacy deserve neither."

  21. Crime on ICS-CERT Warns of Serious Flaws In Tridium SCADA Software · · Score: 2

    Running on or exposing industrial software to the Internet in any way, shape, or form should be an automatic 20-year stay in PMITA prison. Stop putting the laziness of PHB ingrates ahead of common sense and safety.

  22. Kremlinism on First Pictures of Apple's New Mini Connector · · Score: 1

    Fighting and competing over publishing literal scraps of the newest Apple widget. Blury cell phone picks, plastered with watermarks like a NASCAR event... How absolutely devoid of meaning does your life have to be for you to have any interest in the nuances of a fucking I/O port?

  23. Re:And next on Linux Is a Lemon On the Retina MacBook Pro · · Score: 1

    There you have it, linux can't even run on one of the most primitive time-keeping devices. It must suck.

    With Gentoo, you first have to build the sundial...

  24. Still on Linux Is a Lemon On the Retina MacBook Pro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What a captivatingly sharp image of a walled garden topped with razor wire! Look at it glisten in the sunlight coming through the walls of our crystal cathedral!

  25. Some would say Israel on Cyber Attack Knocks Offline Saudi Aramco · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would bet crooked (as if there are any other kind) daytraders.
    1. Buy up oil futures.
    2. Release your malware and let the news cycle gin up oil prices.
    3. Profit!!