Jenna Jameson
Briana Banks
Devon
Tera Patrick
Stormy Daniels
Silvia Saint
Janine Lindemulder
Crissy Moran
Jesse Jane
Gauge
Krystal Steal
Nicole Sheridan
Tawny Roberts
Mercedez
Amber Michaels
Brittney Skye
Catalina Cruz
Miko Lee
Veronica Zemanova
Houston
Lanni Barbie
Shyla Stylez
Racquel Darrian
Teagan Presley
Mindy Vega
Alicia Rhodes
Rita Faltoyano
Adele Stephens
Susana Spears
Aria Giovanni
Kobe Tai
Erica Campbell
Gina Lynn
Kelly Madison
Eva Angelina
Adriana Sage
Jill Kelly
Sky Lopez
Puma Swede
Chloe Jones
Jasmin St. Claire
Anita Dark
Nikki Nova
Terri Summers
Belladonna
SaRenna Lee
Jana Cova
Carmen Luvana
Jenna Haze
Danni Ashe
Anetta Keys
Sydney Moon
Lisa Sparxxx
Zdenka Podkapova
Sydnee Steele
Kyla Cole
Taylor Rain
Alaura Eden
Asia Carrera
Gina Ryder
Devinn Lane
Sophie Sweet
Kim Chambers
Jodie Moore
Alexis Amore
Bobbi Eden
Rachel Aziani
Raylene
Aimee Sweet
Katsumi
Stephanie Swift
Brandi Lyons
Lovette
Amy Reid
Lonnie Waters
Jewel De' Nyle
Angelica Sin
Alexa Rae
Aurora Snow
Tanya Danielle
Sandra Shine
Avy Scott
Tiffany Mynx
Cherokee
Pantera
Tabitha Stern
Chloe Dior
Ava Devine
Dasha
Isabella Camille
Niki Blond
Daniella Rush
Kelle Marie
Ashton Moore
Charmane Star
Allysin Chaynes
Courtney Cummz
Katja Kassin
Shay Sweet
Penny Flame
OMG, I just found my new naming convention. Thank you soooooo much!
Brilliant, just freaking brilliant.
For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, STOP.
STOP learning new tech skills. You obviously have enough practical experience.
Go get your PMP cert and specifically go into Project (and Program) Management.
I was in the same boat as you; my skillbase is wide and moderately deep. I went into Project Management, got my cert, and now I manage App Development projects, IT infrastructure, application migrations, and everything in between. I use every skill I've learned over the last 12 years.
Translation: We spent a lot of money packing it with bloat.
ReTranslation: I'm a Linux user, so most application eye candy I see is done by a 15 year old using a paint program named after a character in a Quentin Tarantino film. I'm jealous.
Translation: No matter how many versions we have, it's still one size fits all. The tension is generated because our developers don't lead normal lives and see things the way ordinary people do, which makes the end product obfuscated and confusing
ReTranslation: Learning new things is hard. Change scares me. This is why 1) I like the command line, and 2) I'm a secret Republican.
Translation: Stock value. If we didn't come out with a new version of Windows everyone had to buy every few years our stock value would drop. We have to keep addicts supplied.
ReTranslation: Just don't ask me about the release cycle of Fedora, or any other active Linux distro.
Translation: We rushed it to market. If we had waited until it was really ready we would have seen our stock drop. The premature release was purely driven by profit motives rather than care for our customers.
ReTranslation: Linux doesn't have driver problems since very few people actually make drivers for us.
Translation: Revenue generating cycle - Bleeding edge, counting the casualties.
ReTranslation: Change is bad! Leave Brittany alone!
Actually, it's 300,000 - 500,000 sold between Friday and Sat, according to most estimates. JP Morgan is saying 300k, and PiperJaffray is saying 500k. So it's somewhere in the middle.
And they said I was stupid to invest in all this uranium when it was cheap! Now, if I could just stop coughing up blood long enough to take some photos for eBay, I'll be set for life...
Now I'm not saying that it's right or justified or anything, but European conquest into North America is always vilified much more than any other tale of conquest, and I'm not sure why.
You obviously have never seen "Dances With Wolves" =P
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Jenna Jameson Briana Banks Devon Tera Patrick Stormy Daniels Silvia Saint Janine Lindemulder Crissy Moran Jesse Jane Gauge Krystal Steal Nicole Sheridan Tawny Roberts Mercedez Amber Michaels Brittney Skye Catalina Cruz Miko Lee Veronica Zemanova Houston Lanni Barbie Shyla Stylez Racquel Darrian Teagan Presley Mindy Vega Alicia Rhodes Rita Faltoyano Adele Stephens Susana Spears Aria Giovanni Kobe Tai Erica Campbell Gina Lynn Kelly Madison Eva Angelina Adriana Sage Jill Kelly Sky Lopez Puma Swede Chloe Jones Jasmin St. Claire Anita Dark Nikki Nova Terri Summers Belladonna SaRenna Lee Jana Cova Carmen Luvana Jenna Haze Danni Ashe Anetta Keys Sydney Moon Lisa Sparxxx Zdenka Podkapova Sydnee Steele Kyla Cole Taylor Rain Alaura Eden Asia Carrera Gina Ryder Devinn Lane Sophie Sweet Kim Chambers Jodie Moore Alexis Amore Bobbi Eden Rachel Aziani Raylene Aimee Sweet Katsumi Stephanie Swift Brandi Lyons Lovette Amy Reid Lonnie Waters Jewel De' Nyle Angelica Sin Alexa Rae Aurora Snow Tanya Danielle Sandra Shine Avy Scott Tiffany Mynx Cherokee Pantera Tabitha Stern Chloe Dior Ava Devine Dasha Isabella Camille Niki Blond Daniella Rush Kelle Marie Ashton Moore Charmane Star Allysin Chaynes Courtney Cummz Katja Kassin Shay Sweet Penny Flame
OMG, I just found my new naming convention. Thank you soooooo much! Brilliant, just freaking brilliant.
I kept reading the comment, but my brain stalled out halfway through converting all the acronyms.
Having been in ICU, and on life support, you got my thanks!
...now stop reading Slashdot, and pay attention to your code.=)
For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, STOP.
STOP learning new tech skills. You obviously have enough practical experience.
Go get your PMP cert and specifically go into Project (and Program) Management.
I was in the same boat as you; my skillbase is wide and moderately deep. I went into Project Management, got my cert, and now I manage App Development projects, IT infrastructure, application migrations, and everything in between. I use every skill I've learned over the last 12 years.
My paycheck is *quite* nice.
Damn, I wish I had mod points!
Too funny!
I agree. You are not.
ReTranslation: I'm a Linux user, so most application eye candy I see is done by a 15 year old using a paint program named after a character in a Quentin Tarantino film. I'm jealous.
Translation: No matter how many versions we have, it's still one size fits all. The tension is generated because our developers don't lead normal lives and see things the way ordinary people do, which makes the end product obfuscated and confusing
ReTranslation: Learning new things is hard. Change scares me. This is why 1) I like the command line, and 2) I'm a secret Republican.
Translation: Stock value. If we didn't come out with a new version of Windows everyone had to buy every few years our stock value would drop. We have to keep addicts supplied.
ReTranslation: Just don't ask me about the release cycle of Fedora, or any other active Linux distro.
Translation: We rushed it to market. If we had waited until it was really ready we would have seen our stock drop. The premature release was purely driven by profit motives rather than care for our customers.
ReTranslation: Linux doesn't have driver problems since very few people actually make drivers for us.
Translation: Revenue generating cycle - Bleeding edge, counting the casualties.
ReTranslation: Change is bad! Leave Brittany alone!
...or abbreviate it for Java and all incremental additions.
We could call it J++. =)
Oh, c'mon, that was *damn* funny.
Actually, wouldn't it just be 'Hero'?
That is one of the most insightful measurements I've ever seen. Good call.
...
Sucks that I already used my mod points.
t1r
I can't believe that nobody has mentioned the movie Screamers!
They got it right down to the name of the robots! You don't think SWORDS was original, did ya?
Autonomous Mobile Swords?
All they need is a high frequency speaker, and the MPAA would sue the hell outta the government for infringement!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screamers_(film)
Blade of grass about to be cut.
Cancel or Allow?
What the hell is a Super-8?
What the hell is a 'darkroom'?
Yeeessss...superiority. That's exactly what I was thinking.
Now hand over the lunch money.
Dude, 1992 called...they want you back.
Actually, it's 300,000 - 500,000 sold between Friday and Sat, according to most estimates. JP Morgan is saying 300k, and PiperJaffray is saying 500k. So it's somewhere in the middle.
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http://yahoo.reuters.com/news/articlehybrid.aspx?
Praise Jesus!
So we are actually making a decision on which layer of the Abyss we want to go?
I always liked the lower 500's, but the rent down there is Hell. =P
Seriously, the more I read, the stronger I feel that the current domain name system is broken beyond repair.
We need to find a way to get rid of the domain name system for web usage.
Anyone have any ideas on that?
You obviously have never seen "Dances With Wolves" =P
Go half a page up on your browser...there's a dumber thread on how Zork was insignificant.
HooAhh!
Sorry..."The 80% Solution" is a common military phrase...
...get an axe!
....(not even Debian packages *everything*, people)...
You shut up! YOU SHUT UP AND DIE NOW!