"My plan for America will build on my spectacularly successful tenure atop Hewlett Packard. Therefore, if selected as president by the board members of the U.S. at A I promise to:
1. Sell California to China, because the state never produced anything of value. 2. Merge the supreme court, the FBI, and NASA, because that's the kind of outside the box thinking this country needs. 3. Focus on our core competence: T-shirt manufacturing. We can out-compete third world countries in this area. 4. After my policies have led the country to the top of Fortune 500, I'll ride my golden parachute to Mars.
Because the bible tells us the French are a bunch of devil worshiping socialists, our only recourse is mandated "Freedom Roofs", each with eternal flames fed by coal, used electronics, hippies, and any stray French we catch at the borders.
for this specific reason. Though it looks like Apple may be able to survive the loss of that particular sale.
Seriously though, wireless charging, throwing out cables, is one of those "how did we manage before it" kind of conveniences. I unboxed my phone two years ago and it has never once been connected to a cable.
Federal law supersedes state law. So if the FCC ruling gets blocked (big if), it will require only an executive action. Obama has stated his support for municipal broadband, and demonstrated his capacity for executive action (just like Bush before him.)
"so they called it a dating site...YouTube ran ads on Craigslist...offering women $20 for every video they uploaded. Not a single woman replied." I knew Facebook began as an attempt to get entitled jerks laid, but I didn't know Youtube had similar skeezy beginnings.
Slashdot Mirror
they use iPhones for toilet paper.
Its always 90 minutes or less until bedtime.
We prefer to called: "Coolness challenged entities"
You insensitive clod.
Look at the US. It took less time to bread out intelligence.
Intelligence is the yeast of our problems.
than in a red state.
"My plan for America will build on my spectacularly successful tenure atop Hewlett Packard. Therefore, if selected as president by the board members of the U.S. at A I promise to:
1. Sell California to China, because the state never produced anything of value.
2. Merge the supreme court, the FBI, and NASA, because that's the kind of outside the box thinking this country needs.
3. Focus on our core competence: T-shirt manufacturing. We can out-compete third world countries in this area.
4. After my policies have led the country to the top of Fortune 500, I'll ride my golden parachute to Mars.
Thank you!"
Because the bible tells us the French are a bunch of devil worshiping socialists, our only recourse is mandated "Freedom Roofs", each with eternal flames fed by coal, used electronics, hippies, and any stray French we catch at the borders.
Better dead than green.
of one million.
for this specific reason. Though it looks like Apple may be able to survive the loss of that particular sale.
Seriously though, wireless charging, throwing out cables, is one of those "how did we manage before it" kind of conveniences. I unboxed my phone two years ago and it has never once been connected to a cable.
Those are very small researchers. Or very large ants.
You used to be cool.
scientists will get the the bottom of this.
Federal law supersedes state law. So if the FCC ruling gets blocked (big if), it will require only an executive action. Obama has stated his support for municipal broadband, and demonstrated his capacity for executive action (just like Bush before him.)
If you want to pollute other planets, solar systems, and galaxies with debris, you have to start small by polluting your own orbit.
Thank you for unique legacy.
The prices in my condo development in Indium Gallium Arsenide Valley is going to explode!
Meanwhile my real estate developments in Arsenic Valley and Mercury Bay still aren't doing well. Not sure why.
There is no cow level.
There is no spoon.
The cake is a lie.
And the cow ran away with the spoon.
"Your job has been terminated."
THAT'S a proxy server
keep little Timmy distracted and quiet. Forever.
Elon Musk is not an expert, except perhaps at being at the right place/right time. He won the internet lottery:
internet banking
and sinks the windfall resources into unprofitable geek hobbies:
solar panel installation, electric cars, launch systems, or satellites
Good for him. I share his enthusiasm. But don't confuse lucky celebrities for experts.
"so they called it a dating site...YouTube ran ads on Craigslist...offering women $20 for every video they uploaded. Not a single woman replied."
I knew Facebook began as an attempt to get entitled jerks laid, but I didn't know Youtube had similar skeezy beginnings.
gets 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of infamy.
I'm waiting for science to catch up to the merits of the all cheetos diet.
four massive holes in the middle of the Millennium Falcon. Maybe my memory was wiped by the sequels.
Land and resources are finite. We will get nowhere until we abandon the fantasy that everyone is entitled to a car and a house in the suburbs.
Europe and China have already taken steps to acknowledge this reality.