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18 Months On, Grand Theft Auto V's Mount Chiliad Mystery Remains Unsolved

An anonymous reader writes One of GTA V's juiciest easter eggs is one that gamers have still yet to crack: the symbols on San Andreas' huge mountain that seem to suggest a jetpack is buried somewhere within it. As the game's PC launch — and presumable final uncovering as modders raid the game's code — nears, a new article looks at the lengths conspiracy theorists have gone in a bid to locate it, waiting entire in-game lunar cycles at points of interest on the map, trying to complete the game without killing anybody and even attempting to trigger earthquakes in Los Santos. Will it all have been for nothing?

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  1. Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unemployment drops to new lows as millions of former job seekers now search for a jetpack that might not be real, which is supposedly hidden in a mountain in a computer game.

    1. Re: Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Solving riddles is a waste of time? Solving puzzles a waste of time? Stimulating creativity and observational skills seems like a great use of time to me. What business is it of yours to claim people are 'wasting their time' anyway? Do you consider everything fun to be wasting one's time?

  2. I figured it out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a reference to a James Bond movie.

    1. Re: I figured it out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there is a H-1B visa hidden in dem hills. If you find it, you get a 100k/yr salary. Happy hacking!

    2. Re: I figured it out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh fuck that then - I'll keep my 140k/yr salary.

  3. i love gta V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why, the mechanics are a bit backwards at times and the models are starting to become repetitive.. there's something about the alternate world where you can hold property and money which directly relate to how far you can grow in the game. It's the start to an MMO, similar to how Diablo 2 defined connected multiplayer gaming sessions.

    I for one await my GTA V PC overlords. Does anyone else think the same?

    1. Re:i love gta V by olsmeister · · Score: 1
  4. Re:Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by NotDrWho · · Score: 5, Funny

    All the other jobs are being filled by H1-B's. Looking for the jetpack is all we have left.

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  5. Could they instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Could they instead try to solve the mystery of constant unknown network errors?

    The online game is unplayable as-is.

  6. Yes. It will. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even provided there is anything to be gotten, it's just an item in a game.

    More likely, it's a publicity stunt for a franchise that's going a wee bit stale with the I-lost-count-how-many installment of essentially the same game.

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    1. Re:Yes. It will. by slashmydots · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you're the first person to find out how to access the Jetpack, you will live on in gaming history as a legend. Everyone will know your name. Who's the most legendary player in Runescape? Zezima. Who's the most legendary douche on youtube? Pewdie Pie. Same thing applies here. So everyone just wants to fame associated with it more than the jetpack itself.

    2. Re:Yes. It will. by phishybongwaters · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've never heard of either of those douchebags.

    3. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah you would think that but you would be wrong. After 3 came vice city and San Andreas. Currently V is the 7th major GTA.

    4. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very few series nowadays are without various spinoffs and such, and GTA is no exception. From GTA london on the PSX, to San Andreas which is a different game from GTA3, to the PSP games, and whatever else I missed, it is indeed hard to keep track. The number in the title means little.

      So if you think you were being smart... you weren't.

    5. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI - I had to google both of those. Fame is fleeting and increasingly niche.

    6. Re:Yes. It will. by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Is Pewdiepie a douche? I mean, he's a bit annoying, and crazy popular, but is there anything particularly dislikeable about him?

    7. Re:Yes. It will. by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not quite: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto_(series)#Games

      It seems that they reserve the numbered entries in the series for those which have a completely new game engine and that they don't count any of the handheld games as a major release. Depending on how you want to count the different games, Grand Theft Auto V could be the 15th installment in the series.

    8. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, you'll probably have to hire yourself a 10x agent!

    9. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is he again?

      You mean the guy who screams inane bullshit in 5 minute youtube letsplays?

    10. Re:Yes. It will. by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      GTA IV and GTA V share the same engine, though.

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    11. Re:Yes. It will. by phishybongwaters · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just youtubed him. Yup, that guy is now Bilbo douchebaggins in my book. This is celebrity now? Honestly? I'm out.

    12. Re:Yes. It will. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's not like anyone remembers the guy who hit level 90 factionless in WoW, though googling "level 90 panda no faction" will return results. Whoever found it first, would be famous to themselves, and that's all that matters.

    13. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really, no. They have a lot in common, but GTA V's engine is a lot more capable.

    14. Re:Yes. It will. by GrumpySteen · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, he's right. The V does imply that it's the fifth installment. It's not the fifth installment, but the V still implies that it is.

    15. Re:Yes. It will. by Kjella · · Score: 3, Informative

      PewDiePie is #1 in subscribers on YouTube with 35 million and played a major role as himself in two episodes on South Park, that you've never heard of him probably means your interests don't overlap much. Just like I'm sure there's some big Bollywood celebrities that I have no idea who is, no idea who the other guy is though or if he's got any claim to fame outside his game but PewDiePie certainly qualifies, he's not a superstar but I know many celebrities with less claim to fame.

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    16. Re:Yes. It will. by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      7 updates to a franchise in 14 years is anemic compared to other game franchises.

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    17. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in that case you also have to include the GTA: Londons. So... more like 8th or 9th now? And that also doesn't touch portable releases like Chinatown Wars.

      As is stated in another comment, they renumber when they have a new engine.

    18. Re:Yes. It will. by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Most games don't require $150M development budgets.

    19. Re:Yes. It will. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But it's not. It should be, but it ain't.

      On one hand, it's not the 5th installation of the series. GTA 1 and 2 are top-down games with nothing remotely close to what GTA3 and its successors are. Yes, same general idea and all, but far from the same game.

      So one would assume that there have been three identical games. GTA 3 to 5. But no. There's GTA III. Then there's GTA Vice City, which isn't GTA IV as one would assume. Neither is GTA San Andreas, GTA Advance, GTA: Liberty City Stories or GTA: Vice City Stories.

      No. GTA IV came after that. So it's GTA III, GTA $city[5], GTA IV and now GTA V? Heck no, that would be WAY too simple and straight forward. We have to squeeze a game for some handheld bullshit console in between, and please apologize when it wasn't even important enough for me to read anything but the headlines in Wikipedia concerning a game series I hardly have any interest in.

      But it seems you didn't even bother reading the Wikipedia headlines, so I guess I'm still ahead.

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    20. Re:Yes. It will. by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's not like EA where you get sold the same game every year with an ever changing number that, oddly enough, corresponds to the years that passed since the last time some bitch managed to bullshit her gullible husband into believing she got pregnant without screwing around.

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    21. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most games don't require $150M development budgets.

      The big AAA titles spend more than than on advertising, PR and events.

    22. Re:Yes. It will. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know Big Brother, you know Survivor, you know American Idol, you know I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! ... and you honestly questioned that being obnoxious and generally insufferable suffices today to become a celebrity?

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    23. Re:Yes. It will. by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like GTA. GTA V spent $150M on development and $150M on advertising. There's no way they could put out a high quality game every year.

    24. Re:Yes. It will. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Oh wow, I could be e-Popular for about 20 seconds on the Internet?!

      I better go spend my life looking for something that may not exist!

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    25. Re:Yes. It will. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      But it seems you didn't even bother reading the Wikipedia headlines, so I guess I'm still ahead.

      No, what it seems is that Slashdot has lost its fucking sense of humor, and idiots take GTA far too damned seriously.

      I don't give a rats ass how many versions of GTA there have been. I was making a joke.

      And you want to have a pissing contest about who is more right? Honestly, people ... get lives.

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    26. Re:Yes. It will. by dr_canak · · Score: 2

      Not sure how this is rated as +5 "Insightful". I to had not heard of "PewdiePie", but something called "Google" and "Wikipedia" tells me that he is quite the online celebrity, with an estimated net worth of $12,000,000 (yes, that's 12 Million dollars). You might think he's a "douchebag", and maybe he is a "douchebag", but his "douchbaggery" could buy and sell yours many times over.

    27. Re:Yes. It will. by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      PewDiePie has over 30 million followers, and is about as popular as a popular TV show (4 million people watch a typical video in a week, and 8 million in a month)

      I don't get it, and don't watch or subscribe, but being completely dismissive isn't the right response. The guy makes Millions a month just on YouTube advertising, that thing that big business seems to think is impossible (making money on internet advertising).

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    28. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes the masses on Slashdot happy to diminish cultures they find somehow inferior, presumably like whatever "Zezima" and "Pewdie Pie" originate from. More generally, though, it's an extension of glorifying ignorance. That somehow being aware of something makes it more important, and that denying your knowledge of it makes it less so. I mean, why would you call them "douchebags" if you really don't know who they are?

    29. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He's actually pretty funny if you enjoy him just being himself. Also you are probably just a bit too "Old and grumpy" in spirit. I'm 42 have a wife kids and a stable job and think he's a bright ray of hope because he's been successful just being himself and making ironically crude jokes. Some of the stuff is a bit over the top for me but most of it is still pretty funny to me, an ass-old bastard.

      I think you just don't get the jokes or will shrivel with age because you are trying to be a grown up too hard.
      Ease up man.

      Also being a douche usually means to be brainless and not understand your behavior in context. He obviously understands very well what he is up to. Consensus says that he's probably less douchey than you to his audience of 35 million. By the numbers and by the measure of human interaction, he is far less douchey than you just on sheer scale. 35million people think that what he has to say is important, He was born average and given the same opportunities as you but something set him apart.

      The internet will be a happier place without you until you change your attitude. See ya, till then.

    30. Re: Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he couldn't. It doesn't matter how much cash you have when something is not for sale. Go ahead, get Pewfag to give me all his money, I'll still be a douche.

    31. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never heard of them, but they're 'douchebags'?

      Put down the red pills, mate.

    32. Re:Yes. It will. by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      before that was the London 1969 and 1961 expansions... and you got Liberty City, Chinatown Wars, Gay Tony, Lost And Damned... GTAV would, if you counted the expansions as full releases, actually be GTAXV.

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    33. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You never heard of either of them, yet you feel obliged to call them "douchebags". I've never heard you, but I can tell from just reading this one post from you that you're an insufferable asshole.

      No, its true, OP is an insufferable asshole.

    34. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now wait a minute. It's not fair to call OP an insufferable asshole, if he is, in fact, and insufferable douchebag,

    35. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, why would you call them "douchebags" if you really don't know who they are?

      Cuz, he's lying about not knowing who they really are before he posted. How else could he have formed an opinion about them before reading anything about them, much less actually viewing their produced content?

    36. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly sure he doesn't make millions a month, but that's not what I want to react to.

      I disagree with your second paragraph. He's as popular as a popular TV show, sure... but you have to realize that complete and utter shit like Honey Boo Boo is a popular TV show as well - and, well, I'm sorry but being completely dismissive against that kind of thing is the only way of dealing with it that doesn't involve a flamethrower. At least for me.

    37. Re: Yes. It will. by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      You are right, I thought it was in the 1-3 million a month range, but the closest I can find is the .75 million / month from ten months ago.

      Butsis agree, popular stuff can suck, but the guy kicks out content fast, consistently, and is WAY more popular than honey boo boo. Honey boo boo peaked at 3 mil night of. This guy gets more than that (note, using week old numbers, so maybe off).

      I'm not a fan of either, but pewdiepue is sneaky relevant, while honey boo boo was something talked about, but irrelevant ( relatively). He's the most subscribed yo YouTube channel, that's way more relevant than the most popular show on a second (maybe) tier basic cable network.

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    38. Re:Yes. It will. by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Didn't 1 and 2 have the same engine?

    39. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, a little from column A, a little from column B.

    40. Re:Yes. It will. by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      The average slashdot reader doesn't watch television or play video games.

      Most slashdotters are either engineers, attorneys, or other high-esteemed professionals; usually with their skills transcending other fields.

      Your average slashdot commenter has created algorithms that have revolutionized computing, practiced law in the highest of the courts, had their works published in the journals that hold the highest esteem, filed patents only to give them to the world to use, donated large amounts of their wealth to charities, and works out four times a day to satisfy their wife from Maxim Magazine.

      There is no need for a slashdot reader to indulge themselves in fantasy video games and television programs when reality is so sweet.

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    41. Re: Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do I remember him? Hell, I'm pregnant with his baby.

    42. Re: Yes. It will. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What, you are a female panda?

    43. Re:Yes. It will. by turrican · · Score: 1

      Even provided there is anything to be gotten, it's just an item in a game.

      There is absolutely something to be gotten: bragging rights for finding it first.

      Not that I (or you) would personally care, but there are many out there who do.

    44. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're 42, you have the mind of a child. Not because you enjoy PDP, no, I don't really care. But because you think "you don't like something because you're just old and grumpy" and "he's popular, therefore, a good person" are valid, reasonable statements.

    45. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      definitely not narcisisstic

    46. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you want barf? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Figglehorn

    47. Re:Yes. It will. by fuzzywig · · Score: 1
      So, GTA V becomes GTA XV, and as we all know, X marks the spot which lead me to deduce that the mystery is solved

      HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

    48. Re:Yes. It will. by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's not like EA where you get sold the same game every year with an ever changing number that, oddly enough, corresponds to the years that passed since the last time some bitch managed to bullshit her gullible husband into believing she got pregnant without screwing around.

      I'm sensing some misdirected rage here?

    49. Re:Yes. It will. by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Both games run on RAGE (Rockstar Advanced Game Engine). Same foundation, same animation engine (Euphoria), same physics engine (Bullet) and so on.

      The step from IV to V is not comparable to the move from RenderWare to RAGE at all.

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    50. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was GTA IV engine with many "Episodes". This is the first episode released on the GTA V engine.

      It is confusing though, when I first saw GTA V pre-sale I was like, isn't that the same art from the last GTA (girl they were going to get sued over by Lindsey Lohan). Then I was like, wait aren't we on like GTA VIII by now? The I looked to realize the last 4 - 5 GTAs were all actually GTA IV episodes.

      It's all just scripting work and minor updates...

    51. Re:Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To be honest, sometimes ignorance IS worth glorifying. The more a person knows about the personal life of Kim Kardashian for example, the more likely it is that said person is not particularly interested in important stuff happening in the world and is mostly interested in fluff pieces.

    52. Re: Yes. It will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never heard of him (it, her, shim) either, but now that you have pointed (it, her, shim) out, me and my entire neighborhood and huge majorities of neighoring neighborhoods spit on (it, her, shim). Lest you feel obliged to reply in a childish rage, know in advance that we regard you as an insensitve clod and have permanently revoked your pizza delivery privileges and renamed you "Percival".

    53. Re:Yes. It will. by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      He has the mind of a child, yet has a family and a stable job. That's winning in my book.

  7. I found it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hint, it's in pieces.

  8. GTA: San Andreas Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just a reference to the previous GTA game set in San Andreas, they're all going mad over nothing.
    You can bet there will be countless hundreds of jetpack mods on PC anyway, some of them might even be good!

    Source: I know things

  9. Re:Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    All the other jobs are being filled by H1-B's. Looking for the jetpack is all we have left.

    Perhaps if you lot spent less time goofing off on Facebook, Reddit, chilling out by the coffee pot, and other work avaoidence efforts, employers wouldn't need to employ overseas skills to do what you're fucking paid to do?

  10. It's not an easter egg by MouseR · · Score: 0

    ...if it's advertised in-game.

    1. Re:It's not an easter egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      be sure to drink your ovaltine

  11. Re:Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does gta v online have chinese money farmers?

  12. Re:Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by jfbilodeau · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ya, just like reading Slashdot.

    Or even worst, replying to comments!!!

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  13. Re:Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by halivar · · Score: 1

    Speak for yourself; I hired a crack team of Chinese gold farmers to find that sumbitch for me.

  14. Did you check up... by jfbilodeau · · Score: 3, Funny

    You should look up, up, down, down, left, right, left and right or somewhere around there? That where I use to find my easter eggs.

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    1. Re:Did you check up... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      No, no, it's in the secret cow level.

    2. Re:Did you check up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You joke, but the cheats in GTA5 really are way too hard to use.

      Phone numbers in GTA4 were easy to use, and that made the game more fun. I spent almost as much time cheating + goofing around in GTA4 as I did playing the entire game in GTA5.

      tl;dr: GTA4 = fun. GTA5 = work.

  15. Will it all have been for nothing? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

    Will it all have been for nothing?

    OK. People go crazy about sports. But this breathless commentary is a bit over the top.

    1. Re: Will it all have been for nothing? by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      Oh Bruce, you wouldn't understand! You actually do real things!

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    2. Re: Will it all have been for nothing? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 3, Insightful

      :-)

      In 1981, I worked in the NYIT Computer Graphics Lab as a disk operator, paid $2.15 per hour. We were creating the field of feature film computer graphics, but of course I was just a disk operator. I had never taken any computer courses, and indeed any math beyond algebra, and my bad grades got me into NYIT, which was open admissions as far as I know.

      There were 8 or so other operators, mostly computer science students from C.W. Post University which was next-door to NYIT. By being admitted to Post, studying computer science, etc., they had all of the advantages.

      And there was Rogue. Rogue was a text adventure program. And we had lots of terminals to run it upon.

      While I was waiting for the next operator call, I read all of the documentation on Unix and C that existed in the world. There wasn't much of it back then. I started to hack Unix. I got a job as assistant systems programmer.

      The other operators played Rogue.

      I eventually moved on to Pixar, and various other interesting things. Perhaps those other guys have had great rewarding careers, but I don't hear much of them.

  16. Get a life already by hyperar · · Score: 0

    It's been over a year, would you just drop it and move on, the same thing with the stupid jetpack, THERE IS NO JETPACK, deal with it, ffs

    1. Re:Get a life already by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      THERE IS NO SPOON

      Fixed that for you. Woooooah!

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    2. Re:Get a life already by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Yeah! It's just like how Ratman's scribbling goes on and on and on and on about the cake being a lie. Then there's a fucking cake.

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    3. Re: Get a life already by Gizan · · Score: 2

      "There is no cow level"

    4. Re:Get a life already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sez the jerkoff who wastes his time commenting on Slashdot telling everyone else how they should get a life.

      No, it's true. OP is really a jerkoff.

  17. In the larger order of the problems in this world: by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will it all have been for nothing?

    Yes.

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  18. Re:In the larger order of the problems in this wor by ModernGeek · · Score: 2

    I think that this one of the rare moments that Betteridge's law of headlines does not apply.

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  19. Re:Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    All the other jobs are being filled by H1-B's. Looking for the jetpack is all we have left.

    Perhaps if you lot would work for peanuts with ridiculous hours, employers wouldn't need to employ overseas skills to do what you're fucking paid to do?

    Found a typo.

  20. Can they really not get at it off the PS4 disk? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    I'd have assumed there was by now at least some method of at least reading a PS4 disk on a PC; and that they'd be able to dig at the code and game assets, even if they couldn't run it, or use modified code on the PS4 itself...

    But surely they have enough to look at the games art assets already now? No?

    1. Re:Can they really not get at it off the PS4 disk? by jones_supa · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ok, let's assume you get the data files pulled from the PS4 disk. You now have hypothetical files like r_gamedata_0001.gbr (15 GB), r_gamedata_0002.gbr (13 GB), r_gamedata_0003.gbr (10 GB), r_actor.gbr (4 GB). You open them in hex editor and they look like complete mush. Now what? I hope you have your coffee machine ready.

    2. Re:Can they really not get at it off the PS4 disk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      surprisingly, they decoded the maps so far

    3. Re:Can they really not get at it off the PS4 disk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because your limited mind can't read hex doesn't mean shit. Hex is a second language to me. Like matrix code I can see it all.

    4. Re:Can they really not get at it off the PS4 disk? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2

      I hope you have your coffee machine ready.

      I see what you did there!

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    5. Re:Can they really not get at it off the PS4 disk? by sudon't · · Score: 1

      50 66 66 66 74 21

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    6. Re:Can they really not get at it off the PS4 disk? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I admit I am not an expert on this stuff but I've dabbled; and I think its a smaller problem than you make out. I expect the format for these things is somewhat standardized. Maybe game engine specific, or developer specific, where the files are probably structured similarly to previous games or other games, etc.

      I hardly doubt a whole new game data format is invented from scratch for each title.

      There are probably existing modding tools and game data extractors that will work as-is or with only a little modification to get the majority of the simple art resources (textures, artwork, sounds, text strings, etc)

      You open them in hex editor and they look like complete mush. Now what? I hope you have your coffee machine ready.

      Given they've been spending months looking at in-game rocks, and waiting for lunar cycles, this is hardly going to be worse.

    7. Re:Can they really not get at it off the PS4 disk? by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      Well, assuming you know a thing or two about what you're doing you look for "art assets" as indicated by the parent. Art assets such as 3d object models and textures tend to follow fairly standard formats.

      "Ok, let's assume you've managed to get the hood open on your car. Now what?" probably has a different answer to a mechanic and some one that knows nothing about cars.

      Nobody finding anything yet doesn't bode well for there being anything in there. Although it is actually possible to prove something in a game doesn't exist (mostly but still technically impossible) it is still a harder job than proving it exists.

    8. Re:Can they really not get at it off the PS4 disk? by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      You open them in hex editor and they look like complete mush. Now what?

      I don’t even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, red-head.

  21. Yes it's all for nothing. by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Will it all have been for nothing?

    I would think that was self evident...

    I'm curious what the opportunity cost of this form of entertainment(?) is. I suppose it is a way to pass the time...

    1. Re:Yes it's all for nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably as much as the opportunity cost of commenting on Slashdot.

  22. The real mystery is by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

    yeah it's bullshit that no one should care about.

    The real mystery is what the fuck are they doing with the PC version that it takes them two years to port.

    1. Re:The real mystery is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are all still trying to figure out "Fandir? ... Thirteen!"

      Reminds me I have a nicely plausible shaggy-dog goose-chase I should post on a forum at some point just to be mean.

  23. We've all been there before by ArcadeMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is no cow level.
    There is no spoon.
    The cake is a lie.

    1. Re:We've all been there before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no cow level.

      ... until there was.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diablo_II#Secret_Cow_Level
      http://classic.battle.net/diablo2exp/quests/cow.shtml

    2. Re:We've all been there before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoiler: The cake exists, and is shown in the end credits sequence.

    3. Re:We've all been there before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cake wasn't a lie. You just sucked so bad that you never found it.

    4. Re:We've all been there before by dfsmith · · Score: 1

      This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.

    5. Re:We've all been there before by Snufu · · Score: 1

      There is no cow level.
      There is no spoon.
      The cake is a lie.

      And the cow ran away with the spoon.

    6. Re:We've all been there before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And ate the cake... thus why he believe it to be a lie with no cow level and no spoon.

    7. Re:We've all been there before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If GLaDOS says she's going to give you cake, but has no intention of actually doing so, then it's a lie. The fact that a cake really does exist somewhere in the world is irrelevant.

    8. Re:We've all been there before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can't play as Kano in Mortal Kombat II.

  24. 650 million men with no prospects for wives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better farming gold than farming lead. 'Murika should introduce them to Doritos & Mountain Dew.

  25. Re:Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you know you can just put in a code to get the jetpack, right?

    you're wasting your life.

  26. Then it'll be solved by a PC modder. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    It's going to be quite hard to have such a mystery if modders end up revealing it or adding it to the game.

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  27. Re:In the larger order of the problems in this wor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tits or GTFO

  28. Re:Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    player name: "suckmyrocket"?

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  29. wasnt hard to find by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i found it :p didn’t realise it was some big mystery!

  30. Re: Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you consider everything fun to be wasting one's time?

    Fishing. Hunting. Sex. These are productive to life.

  31. Re:Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds just like the fake flying saucer easter egg in San Andreas. I'm betting that this one is fake too.

  32. 3mths on & I'm still having a cry about my hoo by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    https://support.rockstargames.... :/ GTAV on the PS4 drives me fuckin batty, stopped playing it because some idiot in the development team decided to remove an immersive camera option for a gimmicky one.
    As for Mt Chilead, I was under the impression there's nothing more to solve, the UFO is the mystery, long since solved.

  33. 3mths on & I'm still having a cry about my hoo by AbRASiON · · Score: 2

    Interesting slashdot bug there. The subject text allowed me to fit in this.
    "3mths on & I'm still having a cry about my hoodcam"
    The preview clearly only shows.
    "3mths on & I'm still having a cry about my hoo"

    Known issue?

  34. Re:3mths on & I'm still having a cry about my by rHBa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm guessing that the ampersand is counted as a single character by the javascript that prevents you over filling the input box but once sent to the server it is expanded to its HTML entity (&) and the title loses 4 characters from the end (either it's truncated in code or the database field isn't big enough)

  35. Re:3mths on & I'm still having a cry about my by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    Ahhh my trick I've learnt from twitter to reduce 3 characters to one has burnt me.
    Makes sense.

  36. Video Editor and PCs Not Fixed Specs by HannethCom · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how many people are going to care that there is a built in video editor, and not sure why they couldn't have released the port then added it later, but it was a decision they made.

    The fact is that console platforms are fixed specs, the myriad of different hardware PCs can have makes it hard to get decent performance and look good on the widest range of hardware. Some people want to play on Intel graphics. Maybe you have 2 cores, or 6 cores on your processor. The game engine needs to take these things into account and adapt to the different configurations.

    While some people think that nVidia's drivers and hardware are the best, the truth is that many developers write the game engine to work on DirectX, then spend extra time on working around image quality and speed issues related to major hardware bugs, or driver bugs that only exist on nVidia. I'm not claiming that AMD, or Intel are perfect, but generally if you use standard DirectX constructs, your game will work and perform decently, that is not generally the case on nVidia.

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    1. Re:Video Editor and PCs Not Fixed Specs by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Thanks, captain obvious! :)

      No doubt that porting to PC requires some additional effort to develop and test for various configurations, but it's not that bad, not TWO YEARS TO PORT A FINISHED GAME bad. It just stinks of incompetence, compounded bad decisions (like the video editor, WTF) and possibly a desire to milk as much revenue as possible by releasing the same game three times.

  37. Re: Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the h1-b hate. I am on an h1-b and because of YOUR fucked up immigration system am still on it. I went to grad school here, own two houses and have been employed here since 2005. I am paid well and not discriminated. So what gives ?

  38. Over 18 moths on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and no PC version yet

    this is fucking retarded

  39. The problem & and the solution & understan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So apparently the & reduces the number of letters in the subject, so - if it's true - there should be 8 characters removed from the word "understanding", leaving just "under"

  40. problem & solution & understanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or maybe it's just because of the number of characters.

  41. Re:Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Rick+in+China · · Score: 1

    Chinese farming is too expensive these days. It's far more lucrative for the Chinese farming businesses to outsource to 'nam.

  42. Try & shorter & subjects. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject.

  43. Re:In the larger order of the problems in this wor by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I think that this one of the rare moments that Betteridge's law of headlines does not apply.

    It's one of the frequent times when that law does not apply, because the headline does not ask a question.

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  44. 1&2&3&4&5&6&7&8&9& by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    There should be 50 &'s in the subject line. But there can't be. A message comes up saying the subject line is empty, and won't even let me preview the post.

    Second attempt, there should be 48 &'s in the subject line, following the number 48. A message comes up saying use less repetition in the subject line. Won't preview.

    Third attempt, there are 25 digits with 25 &'s between them, and the preview seems to show the same. We'll see what happens in the post.

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  45. 1&2&3&4&5&6&7&8&9& by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    I made this post at the bottom of the page, but I'm making it here so you can see it easily.
    ==

    There should be 50 &'s in the subject line. But there can't be. A message comes up saying the subject line is empty, and won't even let me preview the post.

    Second attempt, there should be 48 &'s in the subject line, following the number 48. A message comes up saying use less repetition in the subject line. Won't preview.

    Third attempt, there are 25 digits with 25 &'s between them, and the preview seems to show the same. We'll see what happens in the post.

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  46. Re: Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because you are willing to take a pay cut to maintain your H1B status, overall decreasing the pay for our professions.

  47. Re:1&2&3&4&5&6&7&8& by rHBa · · Score: 1

    So 9 digits + 9 ampersands = 9 + (9 x 5) = 54 characters.

    However, if you view source you'll see that your title is actually:

    1&2&3&4&5&6&7&8&9&

    So the last ampersand is a plain ampersand, not an HTML entity and your title is actually 50 characters...

  48. If I'm right this will have a broken ampersand &am by rHBa · · Score: 1

    This post title should end in "&am" even though I ended it with a plain ampersand character

  49. Re: Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, thinking, who needs it??? It is not like we need all these modern luxuries. We should all go back to living like cavemen. Who needs that useless lump of mass on their shoulders??? Not me. Calculus... screw that. Calculate my d***. Calculate my fist in your face. Let's all be ape men, but more ape than man. Right??? Screw it. If an asteroid is coming toward Earth we are all going to die anyways. Who needs computers or slashdot, right??? Wait.... What I am still doing on slashdot?

  50. Re: Computer game wastes time. News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you aren't American and never will be. Go back to your own country.