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  1. Re:hehehe on NBC Chief Slamming Apple · · Score: 4, Funny

    motherfucker

    Or motherzucker?

  2. Re:Hey Zucker, go $#!^ in your own hat. on NBC Chief Slamming Apple · · Score: 3, Funny

    How about sticking to content creation and paying good writers to create quality content?

    Deal or no deal twice a week, the biggest loser, 500 versions of law and order. If they do quality content, they might lose their audience.

  3. Nyquist's theorem to the contrary? on Vinyl To Signal the End for CDs? · · Score: 1

    Care to prove that? "Idiots" is a good tag.

  4. 1 TB on Researchers Achieve Amazing Memory Density · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be great if they made it look just like a floppy. I would pull up a command prompt and format it everyday, just so I look like a smarty computer guy to all my coworkers.

    And what a great excuse, "Sorry sir, I will get that report to you as soon as this thing formats. Oh, look at the time. See you in the morning."

  5. Re:20Mb per sec on Verizon Offers 20/20 Symmetrical FiOS Service · · Score: 1

    Victory is mine. ;)

  6. 20Mb per sec on Verizon Offers 20/20 Symmetrical FiOS Service · · Score: 1

    So in about 6 or 7 minutes I can fill up that 1 GB of storage? Or do I add wrong?

  7. Censorware tyranny on US-Made Censorware Used To Oppress Burma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They should release it under the GPL. Then it will be free, as in freedom.

  8. Oh really? on Pogue and the Bogusness of Advanced Gadget Reviews · · Score: 5, Funny

    David Pogue writes whatever you tell him to

    I'll keep that in mind. The next time I piss my wife off, I'll have him write an apology.

    You can't top an apology written in the NYT. Unless I can get some putz at the Wall Street Journal...

  9. Ballmer on Ballmer Suggests Linux Distros Will Soon Have to Pay Up · · Score: 1

    Ballmer is a stupid dick.

    That is all.

  10. Re:bofh == win on Nominate SysAdmin of the Year By Oct. 12 · · Score: 1
  11. Re:bofh == win on Nominate SysAdmin of the Year By Oct. 12 · · Score: 1

    Cooper?

  12. OEM's should make the choices clear on Countering the Arguments Against Unbundling Windows · · Score: 1

    OEM's need to give the customer options in reagrd to the OS. We are beginning to see this some lately, with Dell offering Ubuntu.

    And it's not that the customers will actually choose alternative OS'es at first. But it would help in so much as it would force customers to the realization that non-window's machines are a viable alternative.

  13. Re:I knew it on Microsoft's Ballmer: Google Reads Your Mail · · Score: 1

    Now I know why you don't respond to my comments and complains, you just simply don't read them at all.

    They don't have to read your bitchy emails. They harvest enough data from your system to know and ignore your complaints before you can even get around to making them. If that's not responsive customer service, I don't know what is.

  14. Re:This just really irrates me on Alzheimer's Could Be a Third Form of Diabetes · · Score: 1

    And next thing you know there will be patents on human genes. Oh wait a minute, we already have those too.

    Patents on human genes

  15. Re:The General Lee could kick Kitt's ass on Knight Rider To Ride Again · · Score: 1

    s

    *cough*

  16. The General Lee could kick Kitt's ass on Knight Rider To Ride Again · · Score: 5, Funny
    A picture for your lolz.

    Hey, maybe they can have a reality show to see who gets the part of Knight Rider?

    *crosses finger*

  17. Re:Direct democracy via the web... on New Zealand Police Act Wiki Lets You Write the Law · · Score: 1

    sick copyright laws

    ^^ lol. The GPL would become the law of the land. And all mp3 downloads would be legal.

  18. Direct democracy via the web... on New Zealand Police Act Wiki Lets You Write the Law · · Score: 1

    ...would be like Slashdot users deciding stuff that actually matters. Do you really want that?

  19. NEC? on Briefcase Sized DNA Analysis System · · Score: 1

    I'll wait for the Nitendo DNA kit, thank you very much.

  20. cave = life? on New Cave Entrances Seen on Mars · · Score: 1

    That is the wildest non sequitur speculation I have heard since I turned off Nancy Grace. Maybe we could send her to a Martian cave. Or me. One of us has to go.

    (Did I just make accusations of a non sequitur fallacy while mentioning Nancy Grace in a topic about Martian caves?)

  21. Re:Shift emphasis on Cybercrime Now Worth $105 Billion, Bypasses Drug Trade · · Score: 1

    Did you just refer to sex as a vice?

    Only on Slashdot

    In the general sinful naughtiness usage, not the illegal act usage. And you have to read the comment with your head tilted to one side. I guess I should have made that more clear. Thought it was just understood.

  22. Re:Shift emphasis on Cybercrime Now Worth $105 Billion, Bypasses Drug Trade · · Score: 1

    Legalize drugs for consenting adults

    I think you have your vices mixed up a little bit, there Harmonious.

    - "Do you consent to these drugs, baby?"

    - "Yes. Can we have sex now?"

  23. Re:This number on Cybercrime Now Worth $105 Billion, Bypasses Drug Trade · · Score: 2, Funny

    but what concerns me is that this "number" could very well become another excuse for the government to pursue "solutions"

    Oh, the "war on cybercrime" is just a campaign slogan away from reality. Are you ready for random searches of your hard drive? With my luck, a random search of my hard drive would reveal trace amounts of cocaine.

  24. Re:Maybe this isn't true on Cybercrime Now Worth $105 Billion, Bypasses Drug Trade · · Score: 1

    Maybe drug dealers are getting smarter.

    Maybe drug dealers are just using cyberspace now, thus making this whole thread a practice in futility.

  25. Re:Sounds scary on Cybercrime Now Worth $105 Billion, Bypasses Drug Trade · · Score: 1

    I'm sure O'Reilly has books on how to become a hacker cybercriminal. I mean, on how to combat hacker cybercriminals. *cough*