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  1. Re:McAfee? on Cybercrime Now Worth $105 Billion, Bypasses Drug Trade · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ^^^

    Use the Preview Button!

    Don't try to change me, slashdot.

  2. Re:McAfee? on Cybercrime Now Worth $105 Billion, Bypasses Drug Trade · · Score: 1

    erm, conflict of interest?

    McAfee

    Only if McAfee is committing cybercrimes. I wonder if McAfee and Symantec were on the same system if they would report each other as addware? Of course, such a system would have no memory left do make such a report, so...

  3. Re:Russian village huge human nuclear experiment on Cleaning up the Most Toxic Pollution in the World · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, the Borat Yakovs you.

    What?

  4. Re: Polluted Sites? on Cleaning up the Most Toxic Pollution in the World · · Score: 4, Funny

    Contaminated isn't the word for Myspace. More like blight on the face of humanity that seeps glittery pus over open wounds reeking of rotten meat and cheese. Also it is painful to look at.

    I'm so putting that on my blogz, lolz.

  5. Hey, where's Anniston Alabama? on Cleaning up the Most Toxic Pollution in the World · · Score: 1

    Incomplete list without Toxic Town and our world class PCB contamination.

  6. Again with the computerworld blah, blah on Are Relational Databases Obsolete? · · Score: 1

    Having read Slashdot for a couple of years now, I have come to the conclusion that computerworld magazine is a trashy rag of a publication. Just from recent memory, I recall articles on text messaging replacing email and a top ten list of obsolete programming languages that included C. Now RDMS, the most critical piece of technology underlying our information age, has been marked for deletion. Flame us no longer, computerworld, with your tales of misery and woe, and just stick with what you guys do best: hailing the latest Microsoft "innovation". (My Cheerios had a strange taste this morning. And the milk looked kinda yellowish.)

  7. Re:What a moronic post on What's Wrong With Lithium Ion Batteries? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Engineers face difficult challenges all the time....

    Safety is routinely traded against cost and size.



    And if safety, cost, and size were not "specified", batteries would be huge, cost $25,000 a piece, and would explode when dropped.

  8. whatever happened to... on Finally We Get New Elements In HTML 5 · · Score: 1

    My blink tag?

    <blink>Hello World!</blink>

    Netscape 3 FTW. But seriously, I'm glad to see that HTML is being updated. I guess the W3C has given up hope on everyone dumping HTML for XHTML?

  9. Re:Lovely on The Java Popup you Can't Stop · · Score: 1

    ^ ^ And never underestimate the ability of stupid people to forget to close their tags.

  10. Re:Lovely on The Java Popup you Can't Stop · · Score: 1

    Never underestimate the ability of a very small number of stupid people to completely ruin everything for the rest of us... case in point: Congress.

    Yes. Or just one stupid person. case in point: The president.

  11. The 3 R's on School Boards Rule, Internet No Longer Dangerous · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now instead they're urging schools to include social networks in their curriculum

    OMG mathz rulz. I have mad science skillz, lolz!2!@! check out my blogz. c u guyz at da mall. ;)

  12. Lovely on The Java Popup you Can't Stop · · Score: 5, Funny

    The one sure way to endear me to a product and cause me to whip out my credit card is to pop up a window over my entire screen that I cannot remove. This type of "in your face" advertising is exactly what reluctant consumers like myself need.

  13. Haven't we been over this a couple of times? on Lawyer Thinks Microsoft Can Evade GPL 3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    As Novell puts out future versions of SUSE, they will incorporate GPL 3 software into their OS. If MS then distributes this GPL 3 software, they would be bound by the license just like anyone else.

    From articles on Slashdot over the last year or so, my understanding is that the Novell certificates MS was selling did not have an expiration date, making it possible for someone to redeem them after SUSE has been injected with GPL 3 code, thus pwning MS with the greatest pwning in the entire history of pwnage. Or so the story goes.

  14. Drama on Microsoft Paternity Case Settled · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But then Kildall was motivated by technical excellence, not by the need to dominate his fellow man

    I'm a fan of Gary Kildall's, but was the last part of that statement even necessary?

    Why interject commentary in an otherwise fairly objective and good article?

  15. And coming soon to Slashdot on OLPC Used to Browse Porn · · Score: 1

    OLPC Used to Pirate Music

    RIAA files suit against hundreds of third world OLPC children

  16. Apparently not on University of Kansas Adopts 'One Strike' Copyright Infringement Policy · · Score: 1

    Don't Universities teach critical thinking?

    Violation of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act is against the law

    So violating the law is against the law? Thanks to KU for clearing that up.

  17. Yeah, right on Patent Reform Bill Approved by House Committee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There will be no real reform of the patent systems as long as congress is bought and paid for by campaign contributions.

    And real reform means eliminating all software patents. And that will never happen as long as:

    Microsoft Campaign Contributions: $8,907,025 (1999 - Present)

    And I'm sure there are many other companies in the industry that throw dollars at congress. Source

  18. Re:The sky is falling on Dangerous Java Flaw Threatens 'Virtually Everything' · · Score: 5, Informative

    Google Security Team

    I see at the top where they mention the Google security team. But the article quotes only someone named Chris Gatford from "penetration testing firm Pure Hacking" and someone from "Australia's Computer Emergency Response Team"

    AUSCERT ^ has issued something on this, but there is not many details. They claim the exploit is the ability for applets to escalate privileges.

    Also, someone asked, but here are the versions they claim are vulnerable, for windows and solaris.

    First vulnerability:
    * JDK and JRE 6
    * JDK and JRE 5.0 Update 10 and earlier
    * SDK and JRE 1.4.2_14 and earlier
    * SDK and JRE 1.3.1_20 and earlier

    Second vulnerability:
    * JDK and JRE 6
    * JDK and JRE 5.0 Update 10 and earlier
    * SDK and JRE 1.4.2_14 and earlier
    * SDK and JRE 1.3.1_19 and earlier

    And a link to the Aussie security alert

  19. Re:Fair use smair fuse on RIAA Forces YouTube to Remove Free Guitar Lessons · · Score: 1

    And I never learn.
    Neither do I. "Learning your lesson" is for chumps.
  20. Re:Fair use smair fuse on RIAA Forces YouTube to Remove Free Guitar Lessons · · Score: 0

    Maybe as long as I don't teach others to humm copyrighted material or record and upload my humming to youtube...maybe I'll be alright. But according to my current karma, I'm still a no talent assclown. Oh well.

  21. Re:Will MS Object? on Sun Releases ODF Plugin for MS Office · · Score: 0

    There's gotta be a few patent violations somewhere.

    Everything is a patent violation. If I had a patent on patent violations I could sue the crap out of all of you. And I would too.

  22. Re:The Way It Should Be on Sun Releases ODF Plugin for MS Office · · Score: 3, Funny

    how has the core of MS Office changed since Office 97?

    The core? That would require adding real value to a system. Microsoft's strategy has always been to rearrange some menu items and add unwanted useless features like Word's "reading view" and call it an "Upgrade".

    And I think things will eventually come full circle. Office 2012, the return of Clippy (and this time...it's personal).

  23. Re:Fair use smair fuse on RIAA Forces YouTube to Remove Free Guitar Lessons · · Score: 0

    Flamebait

    What can I say? You caught me red handed. I was trying to trigger animosity toward the RIAA from people here on slashdot. I hope you will all forgive me.

  24. Re:Doing MS's job for them on Sun Releases ODF Plugin for MS Office · · Score: 1, Informative

    Now if you write a document in OOo, you can save it to a fully-supported format

    And this is a good thing because often going from OOo to Word I lose formatting and every now and then the whole document gets scrambled.

  25. Fair use smair fuse on RIAA Forces YouTube to Remove Free Guitar Lessons · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was humming a copyrighted song this morning in the shower and my wife overheard me. I'm a bad person.