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  1. Much alarmed on PubPat Kills Four Key Monsanto Patents · · Score: 1

    My thoughts upon reading the heading for this story (no kidding):
    1. How terrible! Those poor patients...
    2. Where is Monsanto hospital?
    3. What made them 'key' patients, exactly? Does that express favouritism, and if so, does it violate the triage system that is so important in modern medical practice?
    4. Who is Pub Pat (and what kind of a name is that, anyway), and why would he or she do such a thing?

    Naturally upon reading slightly lower, I realized how far off I was. Still, for a while, the story looked promising.

  2. Re:Therapeutic? on Scientists Move Closer to Human Therapeutic Cloning · · Score: 1

    Personally, I always feel better after a good cloning. My wife is of a similar disposition. We try to manage three or four clonings a week.

  3. Snicker on 99% of Australians With Broadband By 2009? · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the context of election promises made by Howard's government, I think the term 'penetration rate' begins to take on an entirely different meaning...

  4. Points you missed on Alternatives To Adobe's Creative Suite? · · Score: 1
    7.) ??

    8.) Profit!

  5. Re:Early in the late 1910s? on World Population Becomes More Urban Than Rural · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of the beginning of Monty Python's Custard Pie Lecture:

    "As early as the late 14th century or indeed as late as the early 14th century..."

  6. Re:wow... on Judge Doesn't Know What a Web Site is · · Score: 5, Funny
    Heh, I got lost half way through. I Am Not A Lawyer But I Have...Six Legs And Walk In Tight Formation?

    No, that's not it...

  7. TFA final paragraph on Scientologists In Row With BBC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Scientologists believe humans are tainted by the remnants of aliens' souls who were dumped on Earth and blown up with nuclear bombs. Kinda puts the whole thing in perspective, doesn't it? I'd be screaming, too.
  8. Re:Who?? on Traffic Fraud Inflates Video Site Popularity · · Score: 5, Funny

    I care even less...in fact, I only came in here because the footer below the abstract said "7 of 9 comments". Ripped off, she's not even here.

  9. Foot fetishists of the world unite on Social Computing and Badger's Paws · · Score: 1

    Footprints deepening, badger's paws...I'm sensing a definite theme! And if my SoCs keep widening, how long before they won't fit in my SHoEs?

  10. Article apparently not foolproof on A Foolproof Way To End Bank Account Phishing? · · Score: 1

    F-Secure's Mikko Hypponen proposes an elegant solution to the problem of bank account phishing in the latest Foreign Policy magazine. Hey, this story has nothing to do with F-1's Mika Hakkinen!
  11. Bot network? on Death Knell For DDoS Extortion? · · Score: 3, Funny

    For a DoS extortionist, this is the worst scenario because they have to risk their bot network for nothing at all. You don't need a bot network to be a DoS extortionist. Unplugging your target's modem is just as effective, and has the virtue of simplicity.

    The extortion part is difficult though, since the target must decide whether to comply with your demands (i.e. payment) or else just give you a good thrashing.

  12. Alternate link to the same story on SCO Wanted To Gag Torvalds, Moglen · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here.

  13. Re:Different routes hardly "interesting" on New Submarine Cable Planned Between SE Asia and US · · Score: 5, Funny

    But let's not forget, it's about improving speed as well as reliability. With this high-bandwidth cable, it will take users in SE Asia much less time to download submarines from the US.

  14. Also available on DARPA's Artificial Arm Comes With VR Training · · Score: 2, Funny

    Luke Skywalker's replacement right duelling hand. Optional black glove accessory. Lightsaber not included.

  15. Re:Frosty piss... on Jack Valenti, Dead at 85 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's funny, even with comment filtering set to level 5, this one still gets through...and +5 informative, no less. Informative how? Maybe it's a glitch in the /. mod system...

  16. Re:Successful as in... on First Successful Demonstration of CO2 Capture Technology · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's just successful as in, seeming reasonably plausible. The first unsuccessful demonstration of CO2 capture was probably achieved by some nerd putting his own spin on that tireless got-yer-nose joke.

  17. Vista malware on Russinovich Says, Expect Vista Malware · · Score: 5, Funny

    Russinovich Says, Expect Vista Malware Old news. Vista has been available for months now.
  18. Re:In Soviet Russia on The World's Longest Tunnel · · Score: 1
    That is about the most *obvious* obligatory joke I can recall seeing on Slashdot (though others may have better examples). I read the abstract, saw the words 'Russia' and 'tunnel' and just knew my Ctrl+F would find your comment. And here you are!

    Btw, I don't mean obvious to be offensive. Rather, I would like to compliment you on your alertness, and congratule you on getting in first.

  19. Settle != guilty on Details of Microsoft's Settlement With Iowa · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Now remember kids, the mere action of settling does not technically constitute any kind of admission on Microsoft's part. More accurately, the state of Iowa caught Microsoft and their lawyers on a day when they were feeling generous.

    In all seriousness though, how does something like this happen? Will other states follow suit (pun partially intended) for similar benefits?

  20. How very sad on NASA Probe Validates Einstein Within 1% · · Score: 0, Redundant
    and tragic, that Albert Einstein could not have lived long enough to see this glorious day.

    Of course, he was already dead when the project started...

  21. Perhaps we're looking at this the wrong way on Web Based Turbo Tax Disclosure Vulnerability Found · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think of it more as a useful, undocumented feature. Not only can you do your own tax return online, now you can do other people's! Well done to the good folks at Turbo Tax for coming up with it.

  22. To web or not to web on People Don't Hate to Make Desktop Apps, Do They? · · Score: 1
    The question is, since web apps were originally built on desktop applications themselves, have the tables flipped? Or is it just wishful thinking?

    Perhaps a better question might be, why on earth would coders waste time reading Graham's meandering opinions when they could be developing for the [web|desktop] instead?

    For that matter, why would they be on Slashdot?

  23. Re:How about this one on Talking CCTV to Scold Offenders in UK · · Score: 1
    Your argument sounds a lot like dog owners who complained about fines for letting their dogs crap on the sidewalk BUT also complained about crap on the sidewalk.

    Who's arguing? I am merely pointing out that someone who is told what to do by a camera will be likely to get angry and perhaps retaliate somehow. Much more likely than if told the same thing in person by a police officer. Perhaps I was too subtle.

  24. Looks like they missed one on Talking CCTV to Scold Offenders in UK · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Pedestrian is spotted leaving can on bench
    2. Talking Camera: "Please fetch your can."
    3. Talking Camera: "The bin is behind the phone box."
    4. Talking Camera: "Thank you for using the bin."

    5. Pedestrian comes back at 2am and beats Talking Camera to death with cricket bat, or other clubbing instrument of choice.

  25. You don't say... on Survey Finds Few Intend to Upgrade to Vista · · Score: 2, Funny

    A similar survey showed that many people have an aversion to swimming in volcanoes. As one respondent said, "I suppose it's just not my thing: I've never really liked high temperatures".