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  1. Re:I'm currently writing a traffic lights controll on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 1

    how about an impatient pedestrian continually tapping the button. allow the "hand" to appear for ~10 seconds - then go disco

  2. Re:I did and lost my job (because of the egg) on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 1

    Details? What was the egg, how was it found, what was the reaction, did it impede the product?

  3. Re:Shit happens on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 1

    ...maybe people find or know about your easter egg, do every possible misuse of the application to try to find another, and something breaks somewhere...

    That is a benefit, unintended QA

  4. Re:Professional easter eggs on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's only because its Java, had it been an executable such a game could take up 10K or less incl graphics

  5. Re:no on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 1

    That's assuming you spend 110% of your in-office time on the project

  6. Re:My favorite easter eggs on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 1

    When I got to the end of that game, I just HAD to copy the mp3 to my playlist.

  7. Re:Ask yourself one thing. on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sometimes I need to break away from whatever project I'm working on and do something else before I go insane. Read /., read a forum, code something else - like an easter egg (something light, maybe silly) for said mind-numbing project.

  8. Re:here's what I did... on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 1

    I do something similar with salting passwords on my product. It appears plain text in the compiled code, but its not immediately obvious why my name appears there.

  9. Re:Ask yourself one thing. on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An easter egg is not something that is written inline with a product, it is a subroutine. A new thread. Completely stand-alone and non integral, simply built-in and called from within. It should only be accessible through a highly unlikely or "no reason to have done that" sequence of events.

    If your application broke because of an easter egg, you did everything wrong. If your application is buggy it should never be because of the egg, even if the egg itself is buggy.

  10. Re:You tell me. on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, I want it to reverse current and shock me so my heart pulses out jingle bells! Whilst the readout shows vectored pine trees!!!

  11. Re:Professionally Signed on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am a robot. I do only as instructed. Beep beep. Bloop Bloop.

  12. Re:Well.. on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    only stuff that appears in compiled code should count. Unless you are talking scripts

  13. Re:Dashed hopes on Folding Screen For Mobile Phones Unveiled · · Score: 1

    It's not even seamless. WTF?

    move along...

  14. Movie clip on Suggestions For Cheap Metrics Eye Candy Software? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Take *.computermovie and play back the computer closeups on a loop.

  15. Re:Web development on Triple-Engine Browser Released As Alpha · · Score: 1

    Have a gander into IEs4Linux
    All that needs to be done is have (the maintainers of) IETab become aware of it...

  16. Foxhole Radio on History of the LED — the Movie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Soldiers in the (first) 2 World Wars used to make radios out of rusted razors, a safety pin (a cat's whisker diode) and a coil of wire (to tune)

    http://bizarrelabs.com/foxhole.htm

  17. Re:Risky Business on History of the LED — the Movie · · Score: 1

    The only time I've ever had an LED go out on me without a resistor was when I was little and put one on a 9V.

  18. Re:Four Key on Duplicating Your Housekeys, From a Distance · · Score: 1

    This looks easily reproducible. With a lave you could copy it. The key looks to be able to be entered in any rotation - and probably still uses tumblers just on 4 axis - bumpable

  19. Re:Huh? on After Domain Squatting, Twitter Squatting · · Score: 1

    No.

  20. This happened to me once. on Student Charged With Three Felonies For Finding Security Flaw — and Report · · Score: 1

    Back in High School, I found out that with the newfangled computer network you could see the files of any student or teacher at any school in the district. I told the Librarian, who said I should tell the IT whore about that and what happened? My school computer privileges were stripped for the rest of the year and I was suspended for a week.

  21. Re:This story comes 48 hours too late. on The Great Zero Challenge Remains Unaccepted · · Score: 1

    They just might - ever watch the screens in SpinRite? Supposedly the graph screen shows an analog "strength" of the flux
    http://www.grc.com/srrecovery.htm

  22. Re:why would anyone do this? on The Great Zero Challenge Remains Unaccepted · · Score: 1

    The 3 day rule isn't a hindrance. Just practice on your own drive to get the procedure down, then enter the contest and do it in (however long it took you with the working knowledge) time

  23. Re:No thanks, I like to own media and do what I wa on Ghostbusters Is First Film Released On USB Key · · Score: 1

    It's a 2GB key, which means it's not going to be better quality than DVD.

    Only if you are keeping it in MP2 format. There have been many advances in video encodings/compression since the early 1990s

  24. Re:Don't on Java, Where To Start? · · Score: 1

    That's the exact logic I use for myself as a Californian regarding learning Spanish. Why bother?

  25. Re:Don't on Java, Where To Start? · · Score: 1

    Flamebait? Really? I need me some mod points to bump this and the parent to "Funny"