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After Domain Squatting, Twitter Squatting

carusoj writes "Squatting on domain names is nothing new, but Twitter has created a new opportunity for squatters, in the form of Twitter IDs. Writes Richard Stiennon: 'Is there evidence of Twitter squatting (squitting?) Let's check. Yup, every single-letter TwitID is taken ... How about common words? Garage, wow, war, warcraft, Crisco, Coke, Pepsi, Nike, and Chevrolet are all taken. My guess is that Twitter squatters have grabbed all of these in the hopes that they will be worth selling in the not too distant future. Of course the legitimate holders of brands can sue for them and Twitter can just turn them over if asked. But, because the investment and risk for the squatter is zero, you are going to see the rapid evaporation of available Twitter IDs.'"

201 comments

  1. Can't say I ever used Twitter by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So this is pretty much like every other social networking site where you have to pick a username?

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    1. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Exactly. What is this Twitter they speak of?

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      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    2. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Billhead · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't think this is about the website Twitter but the /. user twitter.

    3. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's as if someone said, "You know, I like MySpace, but the blog posts there just aren't inane enough. I wish there was a site where people could quickly and easily share every minute of their boring lives with the world."

    4. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Billhead · · Score: 0

      Ignore the post above. Note to self: Read TFA before trying to sound like a pretentious asshole and being completely off.

    5. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      12:24 PM - Eating lunch

    6. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12:28 PM - Vomiting. Regret eating fresh-poached semen a la dick for lunch.

    7. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12:30 - Eating vomit. Can't let it go to waste.

    8. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by causality · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So this is pretty much like every other social networking site where you have to pick a username?

      Yes, Twitter is just one of the most trendy social networking sites right now so people are falling over themselves to act like the squatting of (or competition for) unique IDs in a limited namespace is somehow a new concept. Once you understand the simple concept, the specific application (be it domain names, Twitter usernames, etc) is mere trivia and doesn't really explain anything new but it passes for news. Refer to Henry David Thoreau's take on "the news" to get a better idea of where I'm coming from.

      Because Twitter is very trendy right now, in a few months people will probably stop talking about it as though old and well-known concepts are somehow different when applied to the site. Hell, if it's like a lot of trends, then it's possible that in a few months or so many people will not seem to know what you're talking about if you mention it, or they will speak of it like a vague memory.

      I should say that I'm all for using Twitter or any other site if you want to and especially if you enjoy it. What I am speaking against is the tendency to make a big deal out of nothing, to attach novelty and significance to events that are actually predictable and trivial.

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    9. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://twitter.com/goldman/status/977878641

      "Dealing with a little bit of food poisoning. Threw up during a board call ... I was on mute, so still kept it classy."

    10. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      12:45 - gotta take a piss

      12:53 - Holy fuck! Barack Obama was taking a shit in the bathrroom

      12:54 - he forgot to flush

      12:56 - fap fap fap

    11. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by v1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      who says you can't still get a short username?

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    12. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by dintech · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The poster also forgot that not that many people actually care about twitter.

    13. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by dedazo · · Score: 1
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    14. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      There is a protocol to handle this already, and Twitter could've easily used it instead of randomly handing people whatever username came to mind.

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    15. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by rivetgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's basically livejournal for people with ADD. The worst part is things like loudtwitter which publishes peoples twitter posts on their livejournal.

    16. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      4:07PM EST - Regret reading your comment

    17. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 2, Informative

      OpenID is great in theory, but has a couple of rather annoying implementation flaws—not the least of which is that there's no way to aggregate existing IDs from multiple providers into one "meta-OpenID".

      There's also the problem of providers like LiveJournal not giving full access to outside OpenID users—for example, you can comment with an OpenID, but you can't have a journal associated with that OpenID. Because of this, you're required to have multiple IDs with multiple providers. So not only does the lack of aggregation befoul past accounts, but you have to keep using all of your accounts going forward, and not just one OpenID everywhere you go.

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    18. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Facebook already has a handle on that. Better still, many of the pages are password protected because someone has to be logged in, or a friend to read it. There's no hope of Twitter becoming like that on a grand scale, even though it's possible to lock a Titter profile for friends only.

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    19. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why the fuck would I want to use the same UserID on every online service I use?

      It's called Single Point of Failure, and it's moronic.

      I am a firm believer that openID is only a good idea for people who think they somehow "own" their online "nickname". You know the ones I mean, you see them in every online forum (especially the gaming ones) bitching because someone took the name "Deathbringer" or "DragonKnight" or some other equally generic fantasy nickname, and they are sure that they should be the only ones who can use it.

      blech.

    20. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by causality · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a protocol to handle this already, and Twitter could've easily used it instead of randomly handing people whatever username came to mind.

      To be honest with you, I'm glad that OpenID or something like it has not taken off. I personally like the "chaotic Internet" where one login credential is entirely separate from another and it's up to me to keep track of them. Keeping up with them is a very tiny burden, I do it gladly, and there are plenty of good tools that make it a breeze. To me, the convenience of a system like OpenID is either non-existant or insignificant, while the privacy implications of not only making it easy to profile my browsing but also of doing most of the profiling work myself are severe. I'm sure that the proponents of OpenID have a long list of reasons why I should not worry about privacy implications, but I'm just not buying it. Once personal data is centralized, it has a nasty tendency to stay that way. That kind of accurate, self-managing, neatly profiled data is a marketer's wet dream.

      I'm one of those strange people who does things based on principle and a concept of whether this is really the best solution. So, for example, I block trackers like Google-analytics despite any argument or any evidence which demonstrates that it's really rather harmless. Why? Because I never signed any document or made any agreement giving any entity the right to track me and profile me. Personally, I need no other reason to make such tracking as difficult as possible, so I often laugh when I see the subject come up from time to time and I see all of these intricate arguments about what is and is not tracked and why you should or shouldn't worry about it. To me those are needless complications of what is actually a very simple issue. I assume that everyone has the right to privacy and that any entity which tries to reduce a user's privacy (no matter how benign the stated reason may be) without full disclosure and the express consent of that user is acting like an invasive force and that refusing to go along with it is only right and proper. Isn't that so much easier than all of these rationalizations for why we should accept the loss of privacy as though it were some inevitable landmark along the path of human progress? Beware of the motivations of anyone who wants you to believe that; they either have an agenda or a victim mentality and neither one is any good.

      So back to OpenID. The advantage: one-stop management of many online accounts. The disadvantage: yet more centralization of private data and an increased ease with which it could be disclosed (intentionally or otherwise). I will be harshly honest -- I think there is something seductive about promises of convenience and reduced effort (especially for things which are already very easy) and I likewise think that there is something cowardly about people who value such promises more than they value their own freedom and privacy. I am not referring to you personally with that sentence, but rather to the large numbers of people who will gladly trade what is priceless in exchange for what has a price and sincerely believe that they have found a bargain.

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    21. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And then you can just consider that squatters are rövhål. But who cares about twitter anyway?

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    22. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Bravo. I mean, thank God every Tom, Dick, and f*&Kface can comment on newspaper stories all over the web. There's just sooo much wisdom!!

    23. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a firm believer that openID is only a good idea for people who think they somehow "own" their online "nickname". You know the ones I mean, you see them in every online forum (especially the gaming ones) bitching because someone took the name "Deathbringer" or "DragonKnight" or some other equally generic fantasy nickname, and they are sure that they should be the only ones who can use it.

      You bastard- stop stealing my name! I've been calling myself "Anonymous Coward" longer than anyone!

    24. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by jaguth · · Score: 0

      lol, mod up!

    25. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tweet: Replied to guy on Slashdot, did not agree.

    26. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      He's a Twitter Shitter!

    27. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I don't see much difference between a couple of hundred OpenID postings scattered across random blogs, news sites, and forums and several hundred postings to Slashdot under a single ID on a wide array of topics.

      Where OpenID shines is when you don't want to bother registering to make a single comment to some site you may never visit again. If you want to use different OpenID accounts for sites you visit frequently you can.

    28. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I wanted to register my /. account as OverlordQ but some squatter took it away from me.

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    29. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous+Cowdog · · Score: 1

      Nice username! But judging by your userid (525388), you got that short name quite some time ago.

    30. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by allgoodnamesaretaken · · Score: 0

      this article is photoshopped, the pixels are all wrong.

    31. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's going crazy already!

      For example on the hugely umm.. popular Poetry For Freaks umm.. site, Coca Cola were up in arms about this, and responded with this!

    32. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Once personal data is centralized, it has a nasty tendency to stay that way. That kind of accurate, self-managing, neatly profiled data is a marketer's wet dream.

      Except that OpenID doesn't say where the data is centralised. OpenID pretty much doesn't care who does the actual authentication and how. Without your help, the marketing profilers would have to turn to the individual sites and beg for their assistance. Again.

      The only thing how OpenID helps the lives of marketing profilers is that it establishes that "according to publicly available information, user A on site X is also appearing on site Y". And OpenID doesn't require the sites to expose the user's OpenID URLs, either, so we're still in the realm of massive frigging guesswork.

      Having "accurate, self-managing, neatly profiled data" is sure handy for marketers. They just get annoyed if, despite this wondrous central gathering of information, they still have to do it themselves, because you can elect to not cooperate.

    33. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. You can just choose not to use OpenID.
      2. You can create several OpenIDs so they don't connect your porn habits with your social network profile.

    34. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that you're free to create as many OpenIDs as you want (or at least as many as you can find providers for, which considering you can be your own provider is as large as you want to make it), right?

    35. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Speaking of data tracking, if you don't want to be considered in the metrics for their site maintenance, make sure you keep doing that.

      Personally, I use my Google Analytics data to check screen resolutions and search engine results (aside from basic hit-count). How people reach me and what their capabilities are are very important. If the average user of a site I manage only has 800x600 resolutions, I need to take that into consideration in site maintenance. If they on average have dial-up, I need to consider that too.

      Feel free to opt out, but you never gave consent to the data people like Shoppers Drug Mart collect on you either (and you'd be surprised), and no, not with an Optimum card.

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    36. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by coopaq · · Score: 1

      You are lucky. I had to settle for clownpenis.fart

    37. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by causality · · Score: 1

      Speaking of data tracking, if you don't want to be considered in the metrics for their site maintenance, make sure you keep doing that.

      Personally, I use my Google Analytics data to check screen resolutions and search engine results (aside from basic hit-count). How people reach me and what their capabilities are are very important. If the average user of a site I manage only has 800x600 resolutions, I need to take that into consideration in site maintenance. If they on average have dial-up, I need to consider that too.

      Feel free to opt out, but you never gave consent to the data people like Shoppers Drug Mart collect on you either (and you'd be surprised), and no, not with an Optimum card.

      If my browser (or the Java/Javascript running on it) were giving out system information like screen resolution and other "capabilities" to any Web site that asks for it, I would replace it with a less "leaky" browser or I would (as needed) continue to use Noscript and tools like it. It's not about whether I think there's any harm in you knowing the resolution of my monitor. It's that you don't have a dire need to know (you'll see the sun tomorrow even if I don't tell you that) and I don't have a dire need to tell you. I know this sounds "Grandpa Simpson" but I used the Web before it was normal for webmasters to rely on such information. Somehow they survived without it, so let's call this what it is: a convenience as opposed to an essential. Maybe if the Internet were a different place I wouldn't feel this way. I doubt that I would have felt this way back when UUCP was new, spam was unknown, etc. but it's certainly not that way now.

      You also seem to have made an unstated assumption that I can't adapt my system to see the information that I want to see and that I need a webmaster to do that for me (if I want the data, do you really think that designing the site for a higher resolution is any sort of obstacle?). Really, it'll be alright. It kind of works out because the users who do need you to handle these details for them are the same users who either don't know they are being tracked and disclosing system information or don't know how to prevent it (i.e. they have chosen not to inform themselves or they have chosen not to take action on that information). Frankly, they sound like your target audience more than I do and will probably be much more receptive to the "but all this tracking is for your own good!" argument than I am.

      Brick-and-mortar stores generally don't feel a need to follow me around on foot and see which other stores I went to. Why do Web site operators assume that they need to know or have any right to know which sites I visited before I was on their site? Note that telling me why they find this information useful does not answer my question. It is much easier for a webmaster to use analytics services, third-party cookies, redirects, javascript bugs, 1x1-pixel images, "http-ping", and referrer headers (etc.) than it is for a brick-and-mortar store to physically follow a person around, but that does not somehow make one more justifiable than the other except that the average person clearly understands one scenario and generally does not understand (and therefore is unprepared to resist) the other. I'm a human being, not a resource to be mined in the name of improving your site or a source of marketing data; companies that don't recognize this fact or find it inconvenient will find me unwilling to participate.

      Part of the problem too is that it doesn't just stop with honest webmasters like you who just want to create a better, more usable site (and I don't doubt your sincerity either -- I think you've just bought into a system because there are marginal benefits and because "that's the way things are done"). The same tracking mechanisms that provide the sort of information you want are the same ones that generally erode privacy and it has become very much of an all-or-nothing type of choice. If you don't care about anything

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    38. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by v1 · · Score: 1

      yes that was quite an interesting registration. We've all been through it... taken, taken, taken. No different here.

      virtual1 - taken
      virtualone - taken
      virt1 - taken
      virtual1one - taken
      virt1one - taken
      and many others
      finally in disgust, not even seriously,

      v1

      please select a password.

      whaaaaaaaa?

      There are less than 2000 of us with the shortest-possible 2 character nicks.

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    39. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by speculatrix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      some wise person once said: "twitter, for bloggers so mediocre they can't even come up with a full paragraph worth writing".

  2. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Wow, that's really important news. Fuck.

    1. Re:Who cares? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fuck.

      Sorry, that's taken already.

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    2. Re:Who cares? by CokePepsiandOreos · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there

  3. I'm squatting for myself by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    I don't use twitter at the moment or have any plans to, but I grabbed a few for myself that I may use in the future just to have them. I can't see anyone actually squatting them to stop me or asking me to pay up, but this way I avoid the situation all together.

    1. Re:I'm squatting for myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, good Idea.

    2. Re:I'm squatting for myself by blackchiney · · Score: 1

      I also squat for myself. As soon as I find out about a service or social network that just went online I sign up. Even if I have no plan to ever come back it's handy just in case it gets big. I signed up for facebook when it was only available to select school alums, in 2004. But I really didn't get any use out of it until 2007. The exact opposite happened to me on slashdot. I was an avid reader since '99. Either never signed up or forgot my account info. But I've been using this login since 2003, 4 years after I found this site.

  4. Combatting Multis? by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't some sites implement an IP log to combat multi-account users? I've seen used extensively in games like Tribal Wars & Ikariam which are just browser based games because the implications are severe. They will ban you. You would think that Twitter would be able to spot accounts being created on the same IP. If the squatter uses an onion router or Tor to start the account, one would think those IP ranges would be easy to spot & block also.

    Yes, it is sacrificing a simple hands off policy for a complicated enforced one ... but if you're that worried about that kind of account squatting, why not? Also, this would eliminate people who might be spamming with twitter or using multiple accounts to game twitter. I don't know if those are serious problems but I would be surprised if they weren't.

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    1. Re:Combatting Multis? by snl2587 · · Score: 1

      Twitter's user base includes a lot of people who would be sharing computers with family members who may also be using Twitter. Would you propose an IP block for them, too?

    2. Re:Combatting Multis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twitter's user base includes a lot of people who would be sharing computers with family members who may also be using Twitter. Would you propose an IP block for them, too?

      You've obviously put a lot of thought into this. How about a one account to many IP addresses does not raise a red flag but many accounts to one IP address does? Also, the IP of creation is valuable information as well as removing the account after months of inactivity. This is basic account maintenance, I'm shocked if Twitter hasn't implemented this.

    3. Re:Combatting Multis? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You would think that Twitter would be able to spot accounts being created on the same IP.

      The same person always has the same IP? The same IP always belongs the same person?

      Wrong and wrong, but thanks for playing.

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    4. Re:Combatting Multis? by Pahroza · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You fail.

    5. Re:Combatting Multis? by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't all users of a NAT'd subnet be seen as having the same IP from twitter's standpoint? In that case, Twitter would think that the same user is creating multiple accounts when in reality it's hundreds of users at a university or Internet cafe for example.

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    6. Re:Combatting Multis? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      That, and there are plenty of completely legitimate users for having multiple accounts. Leo Laporte for example (who arguably got the ball rolling for them with an early-on podcast) has several - personal, one for TWiT updates, etc. And given that he's the third most-followed user on the service, you can bet that the Twitter crew are well aware. Plenty of other people with businesses do the same, myself included. Different content for different audiences - unlike proper blogging, you can't easily break out tweets by tags or categories.

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    7. Re:Combatting Multis? by khellendros1984 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Scenario: College dorm running behind NAT. Many users, probably many Twitter account holders, but a single IP.

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    8. Re:Combatting Multis? by skeeto · · Score: 1

      That would remove using Twitter through TOR, so no more anonymous twittering. How important is it be anonymous on Twitter? I have never used Twitter myself, so I can't say. If I did, having the option to be anonymous might be appealing to me, though.

    9. Re:Combatting Multis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While that may work for people playing games from home, it most definitely won't work here. It's not unreasonable to believe that a lot of twitter updates would take place from public wireless, workplaces, universities and cellphones - all of which are more likely than not to use NAT.

      Besides, who cares? Twitter's not losing anything, and Nike can register NikeShoeChannel or such if they really want to use twitter. (That's assuming that they don't flex their lawyer muscle, in which case it still isn't really Twitter's problem).

      With respect to spamming and gaming, neither of those are huge problems. Nobody's forcing you to 'follow' (I had to google that one) the spammers; and what the fuck are you talking about when you say 'gaming'? It's a meaningless popularity contest, not a casino.

    10. Re:Combatting Multis? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      The same person always has the same IP? The same IP always belongs the same person?

      The same IP has registered every word in the dictionary starting with F?

      Seriously, its bloody obvious there isn't a 1:1:1 mapping from IP to user to twitter account, and its true there is no way to separate a little bit of squatting from 'a family of twitter users', but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that that batch of 150,000 twitter accounts created from a particular ID, all linked to single gmail address, aren't a "family"... and if you wanted to be really sure, you dig a little deeper and find out that hey, that IP is assigned to Verizon's pool of 'dynamically allocated residential ip addresses'... hmmmm?

    11. Re:Combatting Multis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, if only because it reduces the number of people with Twitter accounts.

    12. Re:Combatting Multis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if they do that my parents can't sign up for accounts. How will they communicate with each other?

    13. Re:Combatting Multis? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Seriously, its bloody obvious there isn't a 1:1:1 mapping from IP to user to twitter account

      It's clearly not obvious to some people.

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  5. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many sock puppets does that guy need?!?!

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and where is he when you get the thread perfect for him?

  6. This would assume that Twitter was worth a damn by Scareduck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    See also. Lore Sjoberg rips Twitter a new one, but it's only common sense; who frankly gives a damn?

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    1. Re:This would assume that Twitter was worth a damn by Serenissima · · Score: 4

      I think one of the tags for this story says it all... "whocares"

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  7. Twitter what? by Meor · · Score: 0, Troll

    Who the hell uses Twitter? You web programming monkeys are soon to be out of jobs.

    1. Re:Twitter what? by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Who the hell uses Twitter? You web programming monkeys are soon to be out of jobs.

      Much as I (mostly) agree with the first statement, I can't understand where the second one is coming from. Just because someone posts a story about people name-squatting on twitter, how does that have anything to do with web programming, and employment aspects there of?

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    2. Re:Twitter what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. Twitter is OMGWTFBBQ Web 2.0
      2. Everyone uses Twitter
      3. Therefore everyone must want Web 2.0 "applications"[1]
      4. Except #2 is not even remotely true and most users hate Web 2.0 "applications"
      5. Bye bye Bubble 2.0
      6. No profit.
      7. Enjoy your new McJob.

      [1]: Term used as loosely as possible while maintaining a straight face. Mostly.

    3. Re:Twitter what? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I'm going straight to Web 3.0. That's where we don't use HTML or HTTP.

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  8. Yeah by Daimanta · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard that Twitter squatted around 100 kazillion accounts on Slashdot including some with prime numbers. If we don't watch out all prime numbers are going to be taken!

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    1. Re:Yeah by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      We haven't even discovered all of the prime numbers, so how can this be the case? Plus, who the fuck cares about twitter?

    2. Re:Yeah by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I suppose that it depends on which twitter you're talking about.

      Wait, no... No one really gives a damn about T[t]witter.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    3. Re:Yeah by Meumeu · · Score: 1

      We haven't even discovered all of the prime numbers

      There is an infinity of primes...

    4. Re:Yeah by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      So you've discovered them all have you? All infinity of them? Man, I'm getting you to do my math homework from now on.

  9. If twitter REALLY takes off... by lumenistan · · Score: 1

    If this really takes off and becomes as popular as these speculators think, I hope twitter has a better, more fair resolution method than does ICANN.

    THOSE TWITS don't know SQUAT and need to have their power kept in check. (couldn't help it)

    lumenistan

  10. got that right by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    this is why my entire retirement plan consists of the thousands of facebook and myspace accounts that I have created.

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    1. Re:got that right by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      You think that's speculative? My entire retirement plan revolves around putting money into a 401(k) and an IRA, and I'm heavily invested in blue chip stocks and index funds. Now that's playing footloose and fancy free with the future!

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    2. Re:got that right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might have cornered the market on facebook and myspace accounts, but I own all the good friendster and napster account names!

    3. Re:got that right by pcolaman · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should be modded informative for certain.

    4. Re:got that right by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll see your friendster and napster account names and raise you Prodigy and The Sierra Network account names.

    5. Re:got that right by syrinx · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll see your friendster and napster account names and raise you Prodigy and The Sierra Network account names.

      Prodigy, eh? How much do you think I can get for clvp10a?

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    6. Re:got that right by dedazo · · Score: 1

      I hear you. I think I actually owe money on my 401(k) now. I haven't even checked lately. Too scared.

      Fortunately I moved most of my long-term investments to Europe and Canada a few years ago when I figured the dollar was going down the drain. Municipal bonds may not be sexy but at least in euros they're safe :)

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    7. Re:got that right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll trade you for ICQ #1337!

    8. Re:got that right by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I was going for +1, Depressing.

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    9. Re:got that right by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Sib poster is unfortunately correct. DO NOT LOOK. There is nothing to be done but wait it out, and when you look you start thinking irrationally...At this point in time it's a paper loss...It means nothing. When you pull out, it becomes real, and you'll probably pick up some nice tax liability on top of that (the pickle on your shit sandwich, as it were).

      People who are pulling out when they're 20-30 percent down blow my mind. Wait it out.

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    10. Re:got that right by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Informative, Depressing, what again is the difference?

    11. Re:got that right by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I'm way ahead of you. On my filesystem... well let's just say I've got hundreds of thousands of filenames reserved for me, for when my drive becomes popular.

  11. And Twitter Founder Guy says the INTERNET broken by yttrstein · · Score: 1

    Hear that? That's the sound of 4294967296 pots and 4294967296 kettles all crashing into each other simultaneously.

  12. Yet another reason by Baldrson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is yet another reason that in-place liquidation value, rather than economic activity, should be the basis for taxation.

    1. Re:Yet another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we should tax good looking people more. They can get a big deduction if they marry an ugly person.

    2. Re:Yet another reason by oni · · Score: 1

      I'm intrigued by this idea, but I have a question: how would you repeat the taxation each year? In other words, if I'm worth a million dollars and you tax me 100,000, what happens the next year? I'm worth 900,000. Do you tax me 90k, or do you stop taxing that money?

    3. Re:Yet another reason by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      This is yet another reason that in-place liquidation value [ar-int.com], rather than economic activity, should be the basis for taxation.

      Perfect world merits of the proposal aside, that would be an assessment nightmare.

    4. Re:Yet another reason by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I disagree that it even has merit in a perfect world. You know what the easiest way to assess the value of an asset is? Sell it.

      Until the point at which the asset is sold, its value is pure conjecture. Whose house is worth exactly its assessed value? In this market?

      Instead of grafting a crappy arbitrary value onto an asset, a task whose only benefit is to provide economic welfare for appraisers, why not simply tax at the point where the value of the asset is irrevocably and objectively set?

      Ask the banks how they feel about the current "Mark to Market" rules that are causing them so much headache...They have assets that are worth twice their current "objective" value, which they can't sell without taking a huge loss on the actual value of the asset.

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    5. Re:Yet another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The taxation rate should be equal to the "risk free interest rate" aka the short term Treasury rate and a standard exemption of the median price of a home plus the median capitalization of a job should apply.

    6. Re:Yet another reason by Baldrson · · Score: 1
      You know what the easiest way to assess the value of an asset is? Sell it.

      And do you know how banks assess the in-place liquidation value of an asset presented as collateral?

    7. Re:Yet another reason by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Does that include savings?

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    8. Re:Yet another reason by Baldrson · · Score: 1

      Only above the subsistence exemption: median price of a home plus median capitalization of a job.

    9. Re:Yet another reason by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      So basically it encourages people not to save (because the average price of a home won't get you through retirement), which means banks have less to lend, which means it's harder to grow infrastructure. Nice.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    10. Re:Yet another reason by Baldrson · · Score: 1
      You're not doing the arithmetic.

      Moreover you're assuming that the very-recent experiment (last generation or so) world of retirees depending solely on money rather than social capital is stable. But that experiment is clearly coming apart at the seams.

      Nice.

    11. Re:Yet another reason by oni · · Score: 1

      The taxation rate should be equal to the "risk free interest rate"

      Wow. So my grandmother, who doesn't have any income except from interest, would find that she's paying every cent toward taxes? Suddenly, I don't like your plan.

      I know, you'll modify it with a grandmother exception. Well, my opinion of laws is the same as a physicist's opinion of an equation: simple is beautiful - if your equation is that complex, you probably did something wrong. If your law has 120 exceptions and you have to be a lawyer, you probably need to rethink it. I prefer laws like, "everyone pays x% in taxes" and I don't like laws that say "everyone pays x% in taxes except people who have 1 child under 5 or two children 10-13 or have filled out a form and have an interest bearing account that constitutes y% of their living income unless they are excempt under section 30b1a paragraph 2 below."

      See what I mean? Rethink your idea so that my grandmother isn't out on the street without adding a specific exception for my grandmother.

  13. Squitting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why is twitter squatting squitting and not twatting?

    1. Re:Squitting? by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      or squittering?

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    2. Re:Squitting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Squitting" sounds like something I do about 20 minutes after eating too much Taco Bell.

    3. Re:Squitting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the connotation of "twatting" will vary depending which side of the pond you're on.

    4. Re:Squitting? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      "Twatting" is already used for describing Twitter users in general.

  14. Slashdot, too by cerberusss · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What's pretty funny, is that this is the same on Slashdot. For instance I tried a few car brands and these all exist and have extremely low UIDs:
    http://slashdot.org/~mercedes
    http://slashdot.org/~ferrari
    http://slashdot.org/~ford
    http://slashdot.org/~fiat

    But also
    http://slashdot.org/~tefal
    http://slashdot.org/~aga
    http://slashdot.org/~farber
    exists so we have a few happy chef-cooks here as well :-)

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    1. Re:Slashdot, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashsquatting?

    2. Re:Slashdot, too by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

      http://slashdot.org/~farber
      exists so we have a few happy chef-cooks here as well :-)

      I'm going to try to come to the defense of that last one there. His Slashdot user page links to: http://www.cis.upenn.edu/~farber/ which claims he is

      David Farber, Professor Emeritus

      Web Page at CMU:
      http://www.epp.cmu.edu/httpdocs/people/bios/farber.html

      I don't think he selected that name because he's a happy chef cook nor because he is squatting.

      Also, is it so wrong for me to select the UID Ferrari because I'm a Ferrari owner and enthusiast? I would hope CmdrTaco would side with the users if Ferrari & Farber ever wanted to start spamming us with threads about their latest cars and pans.

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    3. Re:Slashdot, too by pcolaman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Most slashdot users would pull a groin muscle if they tried to squat.

    4. Re:Slashdot, too by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Try to say that five times.

      Or better: "Slashdotters summarily slashsquat several syndicate signs".

      I double-dare you :-)

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    5. Re:Slashdot, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft, IBM, Linux, are all taken. So is Nike and Heinz, and any other number of companies. And these are all fairly low UID's, so I really don't see how this is new. Unless the new definition for new is 8 years old.

      Funny thing is, Corel isn't taken yet.

    6. Re:Slashdot, too by Corel · · Score: 1

      Fixed that for you.

    7. Re:Slashdot, too by cecom · · Score: 1

      You are onto something here! :-) I tried a few other words - ass, f*ck, sh*t, etc. Surprise, surprise - they are all taken too! Sadly, none of them seem to have have any activity recently.

    8. Re:Slashdot, too by martinw89 · · Score: 1

      Well played sir.

    9. Re:Slashdot, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Squashitting!

    10. Re:Slashdot, too by andi75 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, also all the nice 4-digit ids are taken. I had to settle for a 5-digit one.

    11. Re:Slashdot, too by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Considering we've passed the 7-digit mark, that's not so bad!

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  15. Nothing to see here... by Opr33Opr33 · · Score: 0

    move along.

  16. They're going to be waiting for a long time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... for huge businesses to give a damn about some username on a social networking site that isn't even that popular.

  17. Twitter who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No idea. In other news, all the good Yahoo! email addresses are already taken. Film at 11.

  18. Still, its a great excuse by tpjunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    to use the term "twatter" or "twating" which I find much more hilarious than "squitting"

    1. Re:Still, its a great excuse by uncledrax · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm some random /. reader, and I approve the preceding message.

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    2. Re:Still, its a great excuse by c0ck_l0rge · · Score: 3, Funny

      Twat? I cunt hear you!

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      nothin' sounds quite like an 808
  19. rigorous test by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 1

    well after that rigorous test of the alphabet and 9 words i am sure that we can safely assume that all usernames are taken. a "rapid evaporation of twitter ids" indeed...time to move on to some other 'micro-blogging' (or internet-based mass text-messaging) service provider. i would imagine that if one was actually trying to tell if these accounts were being squatted one could see if they were posting anything. maybe they just would set the squatted accounts to private. i don't know, i don't tweet or twit or whatever.

  20. Yep. by Wolfger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Chrysler recently announced they were on Twitter, but the name was ChryslerCom or something like that. Squatters beat them to their own name. That's the problem with unique usernames, though. I mean, say your name (because your parents are insensitive clods) actually *is* Chevy... Should you be prevented from being "Chevy" online because a car company holds a trademark on that name? Is it really fair for the courts to just take something away from you and give it to a rich corporation?

    1. Re:Yep. by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's 'fair' as determined by the courts. There was a woman whose name was Sony who used it in her restaurant name: Sony's Restaurant. Sony sued. Sony won. Trademark law has a long and illustrious past. Once you get that (r) you're on the 'registered list' and that mark is inviolate--not just a 'tm' which is just a wannabe in comparison legally. You have to have a certain amount of 'time in grade' as a 'tm' before you qualify for (r).

      That's not the first time. In terms of surnames, netidentity.com swooped in and got zillions of surnames which they now will rent back to you. Had I jumped on it three weeks earlier, I would have gotten it, but I hesitated--and lost. But why should I be the one to get my surname? I'm not the only one with it. What of there are several people with the name Chevy? Who gets it? First come first served? Date of birth? High bidder? When you invoke 'fairness' what you're really saying is, "I don't agree.' Fairness is dubious at best. As for 'rich corporations,' I think that's assuming a lot, too. Netidentity can barely keep their servers online. I don't think they are very rich, but they sure do own a lot of surnames.

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    2. Re:Yep. by pcolaman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sony didn't win. The lady just couldn't afford to continue the legal battle and gave in. Because justice in our civil court system (and sometimes in the criminal side as well) is bought rather than won.

    3. Re:Yep. by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      That's the problem with unique usernames, though. I mean, say your name (because your parents are insensitive clods) actually *is* Chevy.

      Don't talk like that about my grandmother, you insensitive clod!
      - Sincerely, Chevy Chase

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    4. Re:Yep. by causality · · Score: 1

      Is it really fair for the courts to just take something away from you and give it to a rich corporation?

      You almost say that as though taking something away from you and giving it to a nearly bankrupt corporation would somehow be more justifiable. I realize you almost certainly don't believe that one is any better than the other (in fact to worry about whether I understand that is to miss my point). All I'm saying is that there is so much undue concern about wealth (usually someone else's) that it tends to infiltrate discussions that it really has nothing to do with.

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    5. Re:Yep. by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      You mean like that "used to be really good comedian but is now an asshat like most of the good comedians of the 80's" Chevy Chase?

    6. Re:Yep. by key134 · · Score: 1

      Chrysler recently announced they were on Twitter, but the name was ChryslerCom or something like that. Squatters beat them to their own name. That's the problem with unique usernames, though. I mean, say your name (because your parents are insensitive clods) actually *is* Chevy... Should you be prevented from being "Chevy" online because a car company holds a trademark on that name? Is it really fair for the courts to just take something away from you and give it to a rich corporation?

      No, apparently it's not fair. See http://www.nissan.com/

    7. Re:Yep. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I'd never really thought about it before but many automobile manufacturers are based on names. Ford, Mercedes, Porche, Ferrari, Bob, etc...

      Well, no Bob yet but it could happen.

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    8. Re:Yep. by mschuyler · · Score: 1

      What's the difference? She had to change the name of her restaurant. Seems like they won to me.

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    9. Re:Yep. by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Won by default. If she had been able to continue fighting she might have won on the grounds that it was named after her. She can't help that her parents named her Sony, and who says she should have to change her name. Plus, the two businesses aren't even competitors. If I was a judge I'd have thrown it out on those basis' alone. Sony tried to imply that her naming her restuarant Sony's Resturant hurt their name or somehow helped her business simply because of the name, or that they were somehow affiliated with her. You'd have to show that she did real damage to their name or that she benefited somehow because of using the name, or that it indeed was used in an infringing manner. All she simply had to claim was that she named the shop after herself, show proof of her name at birth with a birth cert, and have a reasonable judge. The judges in this country by and far are not reasonable, Sony had a warchest to fight this legal issue with a team of crack lawyers, and there you have it. If Chevy Chase opened up a steakhouse and called it Chevy's Steakhouse, do you think honestly that Chevrolet would win a lawsuit against him? Nope, because he can afford to fight that legal battle. It's all about the benjamins.

  21. Huh? by MahariBalzitch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How is this comparable to domain name squatting? Is a Twitter ID really as important as a domain name?

    1. Re:Huh? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on if you give a fuck about Twitter. I personally don't, so it isn't important to me.

    2. Re:Huh? by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      No.

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    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

      Fixed.

  22. obligatory... by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

    All your UIDs are belong to us...

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    "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore."
  23. Scientific by qoncept · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a wonderful "study." Check a bunch of names that you randomly presume would be desirable, find they are taken, and then assume their use isn't legit.

    I'm trying to find a way to tie my hatred of the very concept of twitter in to this but I can't, so I'll just make it a seperate statement.

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    Whale
  24. Squat before someone else does by uncledrax · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I love how TFA suggests you go out and shot-gun register anything associated with your brand.

    in short.. he's saying you should fight squatting by squatting it first.

    Gotta love that.

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    ----- The internet has given everyone the ability to have their voice heard equally as loud.. even if they shouldn't be
  25. Twitter singularity by matt+me · · Score: 4, Funny

    Twitter has problems with downtime. Aas the number of users has grown (approximately exponentially, until approaching saturation), so has downtime.

    In 2011, twitter downtime will surpass 365 days per year.

    1. Re:Twitter singularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In 2011, twitter downtime will surpass 365 days per year.

      Shortly after that, all the sockpuppets will become self-aware and slaughter everyone.

      Oh, wrong twitter...

    2. Re:Twitter singularity by baKanale · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it'll happen in 2012, specifically on December 21st, thus precipitating the end of the world when all the Twitter addicts go apeshit and civilization collapses.

  26. Wha? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

    What the fuck is a twitter? Can I spend it?

    1. Re:Wha? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      LOL seriously I had no idea what Twitter even was. So I went to the site, watched the video on the site, and yeah...who the fuck finds Twitter useful, really? Like I give a shit if some dude who I might know likes baseball or not. If he's really a friend, do you think I won't know that he likes Baseball, and really if I didn't know, would it make my life less meaningful? Jesus, people need to open their doors and go outside for a few hours each day, their brains are starting to become oxygen deprived.

    2. Re:Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/23/

      No article on Twitter is complete without this.

  27. You have got to be kidding ... by timholman · · Score: 1

    My guess is that Twitter squatters have grabbed all of these in the hopes that they will be worth selling in the not too distant future.

    Yeah, like all of those multimillionaires who made a fortune selling usernames on Friendster, and MySpace, and Facebook, and ... oh, wait ...

  28. Twitter or just plain twit? by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1
    Does anyone have any idea HOW a twitter account could be worth anything to a massive corporation like Nike or Pepsi, when they can just as easily carpet bomb other media such as television and website banner ads. I just don't see twitter as an omnipresent advertising presence, unless someone can suggest a method that can be implementing that I'm just not seeing.

    Free to squat, but with no potential returns. How valuable is your time, is my question.

    1. Re:Twitter or just plain twit? by Kevin72594 · · Score: 1

      Umm, special rebates that are distributed through Twitter and are good for say 24 hours?

      Could make for a great advertising campaign in my opinion.

    2. Re:Twitter or just plain twit? by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea, though I don't see how you couldn't just apply the same idea to their main website in order to encourage people to go log in often and give them more unique page clicks. In order for Twitter to be succesful as an ad platform, it woul dhave to offer something truly UNIQUE that couldn't be replicated in already existing media where they have an overwhelming presence and heavy investments in place.

  29. actually, *I* discovered this by darrenkopp · · Score: 1
  30. Why even bother with Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter is useless. Get an RSS reader for your phone.

    1. Re:Why even bother with Twitter? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Or even easier, get a life.

  31. nice tag by MrDERP · · Score: 1

    I like the whocares tag..

  32. viral marketing by owlnation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the 3rd piece of viral marketing from the Twitter jerks in as many days.

    Twitter jerks, we all know you are desperate. But understand this: your train has sailed. We know you are desperate to be bought out by some large company like Myspace was. It is NOT going to happen for you. The credit crunch makes that certain. Plus your crappy site never stays up more than 24 hours in a row. It's time to give up. Or at least SHUT UP, and stop spamming this site with marketing crap disguised as articles.

    1. Re:viral marketing by tholomyes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I came into this thread for the snark, but I stayed for the insight.

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      When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat? -C. Palahniuk
    2. Re:viral marketing by sjwest · · Score: 1

      Who says twitter is important ? they do, i imagine that an oss project like twitter exists out there and will become the thing.

      Precisely what value is there in holding a user id called pepsi - i suppose coke might ask p to spam twitter with "c is better than p"

      Very intellectual.

    3. Re:viral marketing by meeotch · · Score: 1
      Is there any way to mod this one post up so high that it's the only post in the thread?

      I'm pissed off that I was suckered in to reading an entire discussion about something that I'd prefer never existed in the first place, and I'd like to spare others that pain.

    4. Re:viral marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, let's be fair: it's rare to have an entire Slashdot discussion where everyone agrees!

    5. Re:viral marketing by netman21 · · Score: 1

      Um no. The writer has nothing to do with Twitter other than using it. Getting a little paranoid there fella.

  33. Investment is non-zero by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    ...because the investment and risk for the squatter is zero, you are going to see the rapid evaporation of available Twitter IDs.
    The investment is only zero if your time has absolutely no value. Anybody who considers it worth their while to register hundreds of usernames seriously needs to think about getting a life!

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    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  34. Squitting today, gone tomorrow... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    ...The 'Net itself has become far too viral to pin any long-term plans on service-oriented sites like this. It's far too fashionable and will come and go in favor of the next big thing.

    Smaller sites like this, I give it 4-8 months and no one will care because the masses will have found a shiny new e-penny to go ADD over.

    Larger sites like MySpace, Facebook, I give it 48 months and no one will care because the masses will have found a shiny new e-penny to go ADD over.

  35. ERROR: Word in use. by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    If you're going to make up words like "squitting", make sure someone else hasn't used them first. Squitting is an activity often associated with a bad fish curry.

    Then again, given the average Twitterer's output...

  36. Re:Oblig Nissan Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  37. wtf.. by noanoxan · · Score: 0

    what the hell is a twitter, and why should anyone care?

    this internet thing is really starting to get stupid. every day there's some new stupid myspace thing or livejournal or whatever. every day people are being set up on blind dates by a damn computer. every day companies are taking over stupid people's computers with advertising crap, that then spew more advertising crap on the net slowing everything down, requiring constant upgrades and maintenance.

    you can spend your ENTIRE life on the internet and not learn a damn thing. best yet, you'll like it, 'cause you don't know any better.

    stupid. just stupid.

    1. Re:wtf.. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      this internet thing is really starting to get stupid.

      Look, I've only been using the internet since ~1990 (usenet, mostly, then), but let me say this: "You must be new here."

    2. Re:wtf.. by Vanders · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there is some sort of corollary for Moores Law, but applicable to Internet Time? Services like Twitter are springing up, becoming fashionable and burning out quicker and quicker. Will we see new sites doing that in a single week in a couple of years time? After that, will sites begin to flash in and out of existence in a matter of minutes?

      My God this is so insightful I should go sign up for Twitter and start writing it all down immediately, before it stops being fashionable!

      Oh, no...wait. I was too late.

  38. Internet Diversity is Prone to Namespace Diversity by godber · · Score: 1

    This concept is pervasive across the net. Each site represents a namespace that could potentially have value. So squatting seems like a reasonable thing to do, like it or not.

    I even toyed with the idea of creating a marketplace to trade these items. Then I quickly realized that would probably be violating the terms of service of most of these sites.

  39. Depends by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    if your using the name in a way that can damage the business and use the confusion of your ownership of it to further this goal then I say they should have the right to challenge your use. Now if you are using it to demonstrate how you were personally experienced bad service or a product and document it in a mature manner I think they can go take a hike.

    I have no problem with companynamesucks sites but I do have problems with companyname sites masquerading as a legitimate outlet of said company.

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  40. My Strategy by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

    My strategy is to lock up the very short passwords. Think about it, every site needs passwords. I'm going to be rich.

    1. Re:My Strategy by martinw89 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because no two users can have the same password. Wait, what?

  41. EVERYONE is creating this new opportunity by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    but Twitter has created a new opportunity for squatters, in the form of Twitter IDs

    You might as well say that every single website that lets users choose their user names, has created a new opportunity for squatters. I think I'll register "CmdrTaco" at a triticale threshing enthusiast discussion forum. By the time Rob gets there, he'll have to pay me big bucks for the name. Or maybe I'll just trade him for the "Sloppy" user he created at the Yeti Photo of the Day website.

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    1. Re:EVERYONE is creating this new opportunity by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      BTW, when you think of it that way, DNS squatting isn't really different than triticale threshing forum username squatting, except that ICANN's DNS service happens to be very popular. It's all about marketshare, and nothing else.

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  42. If this keeps up by RomulusNR · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eventually ICANN will need to solicit proposals for new Twitters with a $185,000 submission fee, to provide more twitname space.

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  43. TWITTER SQUATTING! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now legal in 12 states, between consenting adults!

    Maybe yours is next?

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  46. politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have found Obama's and Palin's twitter accounts.

    I can't find the McCain twitter account, or at least couldn't a few weeks ago with so many fakes.

    I'm a political consultant.

  47. What a misleading boondoggle! by Cathoderoytube · · Score: 1

    I should have figured. I've been following Super Mario's twitter all week and he's done nothing but rave about the PS3.
    At least I still have Coca Cola Classic's twitter to fall back on. That guy drinks so much Pepsi.

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  48. That's such excellent timing by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Because in fact you're right - naming is one of the things the Internet has difficulty with, and twitter's not doing significantly better than anybody else (except that it's much easier for them to take away my twitter name "SomebodyElsesTrademark" and give it to a more legitimate user of that name, though there are still obvious name collisions (like "acme" and "aaa" and "joesdiner" which have multiple users in different physical or logical spaces), so it's not like the problem is solved there either.)

    That's one problem ICQ didn't have - a few user-id-numbers might be slightly cool, like 31337 or 12345678 or something that was a phonespell of something cool, but basically the namespace was lame enough that nobody fought over it.

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  49. Assigned short international ID by Nethead · · Score: 2

    Any half-geek can get a Amateur Radio call sign that is unique worldwide. It's 4-6 characters long and most nations have a vanity sign program. All you have to do is study a bit and take a test. In the US if you take an advanced test you can get a 4 character sign. No Morse code testing in needed in the US and some other countries. Oh, you also then get the privilege to use bits of the RF spectrum to talk with other geeks. Most US states will give you special vehicle plates at a reduced cost with your call sign on them.

    73 de w7com

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    1. Re:Assigned short international ID by Blimey85 · · Score: 1

      And this has what to do with Twitter? With Twitter I can instantly spam all of my friends and keep them abreast of the latest developments in my so called life. With ham radio I can talk to complete strangers on the other side of the globe. Both are cool, but totally different and serve much different needs/wants/purposes.

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    2. Re:Assigned short international ID by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Any half-geek can get a Amateur Radio call sign that is unique worldwide.

      I have one.

      Oh, you also then get the privilege to use bits of the RF spectrum to talk with other geeks.

      Mostly much older people (I'm 23) from my experience. Many of which are into electronics more than anything else.

      Most US states will give you special vehicle plates at a reduced cost with your call sign on them.

      ... Why?

      How is this related to "Twitter Squatting"?

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    3. Re:Assigned short international ID by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Look up APRS short message format. ( http://vk3.aprs.net.au/aprs_email_sms.htm ) It's twit on radio basically.

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  50. [Ob Penny Arcade] by traycerb · · Score: 5, Funny
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  51. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter sucks.

  52. The legitimate holders of brands can sue? by brentonboy · · Score: 1

    Of course the legitimate holders of brands can sue for them

    Will someone please explain to me how Pepsi has a legal right to the username "pepsi" on every single website in the world?

  53. I signed up early -- just in case by talexb · · Score: 1

    I hear about new services and usually sign up fairly quickly to make sure that I get my ID. It doesn't matter that much, but it is handy to have the same handle across the Internet.

    I did that with Twitter, signed up, then didn't use the account for a couple of months. Now I use it a couple of times a day. It's handy, but I still can't figure out what their business case is.

    Oh well -- not my problem. ;)

  54. Dirty Name? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    I don't know why, but the name "Twitter Squatting" sounds like it describes an action that is illegal 48 states. Maybe there's something better they could call it?

  55. First you have to be interested in Twitter by JimMcc · · Score: 1

    And since I, and I gather a heck of a lot of other people, couldn't care less, big deal.

    Actually, this almost smacks of a marketing ploy by Twitter to try and make people think that Twitter is actually worth something.

  56. Upperclass Twit of the Year by jagdish · · Score: 1

    Haven't you watched the video?

  57. "My Guess" by gsslay · · Score: 1

    Can I do some minimal research on an inconsequential subject, whap on a great big slab of unfounded speculation, and then get my own article on slashdot too?

  58. Whats twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares squat away.

  59. Twitter... For twits who witter. by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    Well at least the names apt as it's clearly a site/service for twits who witter a lot.

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  60. Twitter Squatting? by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

    Why don't we use a shorter term, a portmanteau if you will? I suggest 'twatting'. It's both reminiscent of both original terms, and surprisingly accurate as well.

  61. These comments warm my heart! by Alexpkeaton1010 · · Score: 1

    I thought I was the only person who didn't give a flying fuck about twitter.