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  1. Re:Why does the law punish attempts at all? on Congress May Outlaw 'Attempted Piracy' · · Score: 0

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

  2. Ugh on Toyota Going 100% Hybrid By 2020 · · Score: 2, Funny

    When will they wise up and use my idea for a wind-powered car?

    You see, you replace the engine with a turbine, and that turbine charges a battery. All you do is charge the battery the first time, and that starts you going. when the wind flows through the turbine, it charges the battery, keeping you going.

    It's brilliant! Really!

  3. Re:Because everybody knows... on Jonathan Coulton, a Day in the Life · · Score: 0

    You know, you're right. I personally loved "I Boned Your Mother With A Broken Trojan", almost as much as "My Dick Is Longer Than Yours And You Know It"

  4. Bah! on A "Bill of Lights" to Restrict LEDs on Gadgets? · · Score: 0

    I have to sleep facing away from my rig, or the blue light keeps me awake all night, AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!

    I want my computer to double as an emergency distress beacon. I want my computer to look like a giant blue blob of light. I want to be able to find my computer in the pitch-black of outer space, or in the blinding choking smoke of a house fire.

    I have dual 12" cold-cathode tubes, two LED case fans (120mm in back and 80mm in front), an LED CPU fan, a spot LED shinging on my 7900GS, and four LED case feet. I want more.

  5. First $6,000,000 Man reply on Using Technology to Enhance Humans · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster."

  6. Re:military gay anal sex! on US Military Launches YouTube Channel · · Score: 0

    As opposed to the civvie variety that's been on Myspace for years.

  7. PERFECT! on US Military Launches YouTube Channel · · Score: 0

    Now I can get constant updates of the war in Iraq, eleven grainy, stuttering seconds at a time!

  8. You know... on MySpace Begins Rollout of Video Monitoring Tech · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Instead of asking "Will this work?" or "How does this work?" or even "How can we get around it?", shouldn't we all be asking ourselves the really important question?

    Who gives a shit what MySpace does anymore?

  9. Re:So let there be light on Ancient Star Found, Estimated at 13.2 Billion Years Old · · Score: 0, Funny

    Which will let us know how long of a break he took after doing each thing.

    Using that evidence, we should be able to figure out (using some current day research and propotional math) how big God's beers were, and possibly even his brand!

    My money is on Guinness Stout.

  10. Re:First Vulcan /. post on Mission Could Seek Out Spock's Home Planet · · Score: -1

    I call BS. Female != Trekkie.

  11. Re:Confused. on Germans Pursuing Kiddie Porn In Second Life · · Score: -1

    Unless the drawing or painting is of an actual child, not just some random imaginary "muse" of the "artist", there's nothing wrong, IMO. There isn't a physical person being violated, abused, or taken advantage of, so why should the government have any right to step in?

  12. Re:Confused. on Germans Pursuing Kiddie Porn In Second Life · · Score: -1

    It's more of a game than something like Habbo, but not by much.

    Doesn't TFA say that the people behind the avatars were 50-something and 20-something? So, if there's no actual child involved, how is it kiddie porn?

    Note to lawmakers: If it doesn't have a pulse, it doesn't have rights.

  13. Cue Vader... on Spore Delayed Until Q2 2008 · · Score: -1

    N0O0OOO0O0OO0O0O0OO0O0O0OO0O!

  14. Why not? on Deadline For Saying "No" To National ID · · Score: -1

    What's wrong with a standardized ID card? Something that should've been done a long time ago.

  15. My opinion? on A Foolproof Way To End Bank Account Phishing? · · Score: -1, Troll

    If you fall for a phishing scam, you deserve it for being a fucktard and not paying attention to what you're doing.

  16. Anyone surprised? on On Strength of Online Gaming, Chinese Market Soars · · Score: 0

    Two words for you: Gold. Farms.

  17. Re:Okay? on CleverNickName (129189) To Keynote PAX · · Score: -1

    I don't dispise Trek, I just don't see the big deal. I'd go t-- but I own the five movies on VHS.

    Never watched em, but I own them nonetheless.

  18. Meh. on Mathematicians Design Invisible Tunnel · · Score: 0

    I'll be impressed when they make invisible tubes for Internet2.

  19. Okay? on CleverNickName (129189) To Keynote PAX · · Score: 0, Insightful

    And this is news why?

    Good for him, I guess, but for those of us who have never even seen anything he posted, let alone actually know who he is, who cares?

  20. Big Huge Games? on THQ and Big Huge Games Team For RPG · · Score: 0

    As in, the company behind Rise Of Nations?

    Awesome.

  21. Just one more step to global domination on Webcomic Author Deemed a Terrorist Threat · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our overbearing, gun-fearing, far-right, Heston-hating overlords.

  22. Moar liek 1 milyun suckers. on RuneScape Passes 1 Million Subscribers · · Score: -1, Troll

    amirite?

  23. Re:humanity vs capitalism on Brazil Voids Merck Patent On AIDS Drug · · Score: 0

    Him too. Thanks. My "memory of things that happened when I was still in diapers" is a bit fuzzy today.

  24. Re:humanity vs capitalism on Brazil Voids Merck Patent On AIDS Drug · · Score: 0

    Except for those kids whose mothers have AIDS when the child is born, and pass it through the birth canal.

    Or those people who get transfusions from AIDS carriers (Remember Ryan Smith or Elizabeth Galser?)

    Here's a dollar, go buy a clue.

  25. Re:Ok? on TJX Breach Began With WEP Crack · · Score: 0

    I figured as much from the article, but the summary lists it as TJX the first few times, then as TXJ the last time.