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Using Technology to Enhance Humans

Roland Piquepaille writes "It's a well-known fact that technology can improve our lives. For example, we can reach anyone and anywhere with our cellphones. And people who can't walk after an accident now can have smart prosthesis to help them. But what about designing our children on a computer or having a chip inside our brain to answer our email messages? Are we ready for such a future? In 'Robo-quandary,' the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports that many researchers are working on the subject. And as a professor of neuroscience said, "We can grow neurons on silicone plates; we can make the blind see; the deaf hear; we can read minds." So will all we become cyborgs one day?"

293 comments

  1. Are they really improvements? by digitalderbs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For example, we can reach anyone and anywhere with our cellphones
    Depends how you define an "improvement."
    1. Re:Are they really improvements? by AoMoe · · Score: 2

      I would have to agree. There have been technological advantages that have made life more convenient, but has also made life less convenient. Where we have become to depend on the technology. However, there have been improvements to the quality of our live. Have we become the slaves to technology?

    2. Re:Are they really improvements? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So will all we become cyborgs one day?"

      And see the story below? and the Bill Gates Borg icon? Be afraid, very afraid...

      Maybe it's just me, but for as much as I like computers and stuff, I don't want to have surgery, implants etc. All y'all can go ahead if you want. I'll wait this one out.

    3. Re:Are they really improvements? by nemoyspruce · · Score: 0

      Are we ready for such a future? I read it as "Are we ready for such a feature?" we should treat it as a feature. Dont add unless its necessary for the system to complete its function..
    4. Re:Are they really improvements? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Have we become the slaves to technology?

      I haven't.

      I use technology for fun and profit. If you choose to make yourself a slave, that's your decision.

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    5. Re:Are they really improvements? by Tama00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Techonolgy also created weapons that can kill people in mass amounts.

      Improving lifes?

    6. Re:Are they really improvements? by lanswitch · · Score: 0

      My father uses technology to stay alive. His pacemaker is a good example of how people can get "enslaved by technology".

    7. Re:Are they really improvements? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't want to get a Virus in that mail chip in my head.

    8. Re:Are they really improvements? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 0

      > Depends how you define an "improvement."

      How about "Higher standards of living and increased economic growth and efficiency"?

    9. Re:Are they really improvements? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being dependant on a pacemaker is one thing. But it seems to me that many people are enslaved by their cellphones!

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    10. Re:Are they really improvements? by magarity · · Score: 2, Funny

      His pacemaker is a good example of how people can get "enslaved by technology".
       
      The GP said he uses tech for fun and profit and this is your response? If life after needing a pacemaker doesn't include some fun then help the guy live it up a little, please. Just not with an iPod.

    11. Re:Are they really improvements? by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Mass-killing technologies certainly improve the lives of the killers, who now have more time and energy for doing other things, in addition to making their kill quotas.

      Be careful not to confuse technology with humanity. I think you will find that in every case, it's the humans, not the technology, that are really making life worse for each other.

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    12. Re:Are they really improvements? by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      The first time you blow a tire in the desert, your opinion about cell phones will crystallize quickly. Even if annoying, it is a significant and important step to have constant pervasive communication. (We just need to move to expected-no-contact.)

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  2. Cellphones by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For example, we can reach anyone and anywhere with our cellphones.

    "Can you hear me now? No? How about now?"

    Your Honor, I rest my case.

    1. Re:Cellphones by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      "Can you hear me now? No? How about now?" You live in the US, right?

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  3. communication by froggero1 · · Score: 1, Troll

    communication is a great thing, don't get me wrong... but who plans on being that important to justify being accesable 24/7 via a brain implant?

    i don't have a mobile phone, and rarely is it the case that someone was trying to get ahold of me and couldn't... people can wait for me to return a message on the answering machine.

    I think the source of this problem that researchers are trying to solve is the impatience that everyone seems to have nowadays...

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    1. Re:communication by oculuses · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...but who plans on being that important to justify being accesable 24/7 via a brain implant?
      people can wait for me to return a message on the answering machine. Do you mean say you're that important, other people should just wait for you? ;)
    2. Re:communication by catbutt · · Score: 4, Funny

      True. Personally, I think I'd prefer slashdot if we had to write our posts long hand, and send them in by postal service.

    3. Re:communication by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you have a problem with that, just go into autistic mode.

      Newb.

    4. Re:communication by skoaldipper · · Score: 2, Funny

      but who plans on being that important to justify being accesable 24/7 via a brain implant?
      I normally set mine to vibrate when someone calls. So, in ten years from now...

      "Excuse me, sir, your head is shaking. Are you going to answer that?"

      Pretty handy for answering incoming calls. However, pretty hard to carry on a live conversation with frothy bubbles spewing forth from your mouth. But, then again, I could always shave with it. I think I'm still undecided on this technology.
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    5. Re:communication by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      I know several people who talk wear blue tooth headsets around with them everywhere.

      They will start talking to someone who calls them without a word to you.

      I think they could do with a brain implant.

    6. Re:communication by tftp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      froggero1, you asked me about that high-paying coding job that you were so anxious to secure, and I was successful! The employer wanted to have a quick interview with you and with the other applicant, and he had a preference for you. But I couldn't reach you anywhere, and your answering machine is no help. Sorry, but the job is gone because the other applicant had a cell phone and was able to come.

      (this is just an example, of course; my mentioning of "high-paying coding job" should be an obvious giveaway.)

    7. Re:communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't where the vibrator will be located

    8. Re:communication by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 5, Informative
      Don't think brain implant. It's a very crude method for a very advanced idea. When the time comes, the interface won't be physical (like in The Matrix). It'll be completely wireless. The technology/method behind this is called Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcranial_magnetic _stimulation

      It's still very much in it's infancy, but this is the future of the human/silicon interface. No physical device to cause problems with biological systems. No need to "upgrade" the hardware in your head. And of course, it's not permanent.

      I agree with your point that we shouldn't be accessible 24/7, but I also think that the next technological leap forward is going to be the result of increasing the data transfer rate between the brain and non-biological systems.

    9. Re:communication by deadlock911 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, no one expects a person who doesn't see the use in a mobile phone to want these sort of products.
      The thing is, to quote down and out in the magic kingdom, "We don't need to convert our detractors, just outlive them"
      There are many situations where NOT having instant communication accessible would be idiotic. Not to mention, when you break down on the side of the road or have a heart attack/accident you are relying on other people to provide you with a cell phone.
      I hope no one is ever harmed by your stubbornness.

    10. Re:communication by tsa · · Score: 2, Funny

      That scares me no end. I can't imagine that technology having no bad side-effects. No way I'm going to let them use that on me.

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    11. Re:communication by froggero1 · · Score: 1

      i used to have one, then i travelled the world for a year and during that time, i'd communicate home maybe once every couple weeks... since i've been back i just don't feel the need for instant communication anymore.

      i mean, besides email ^.^

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    12. Re:communication by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      Gee, that really allays my fears, that. Subtle magnetic induction to trigger cortical activity you say? There's no way *that* can be abused! And there has to be a Soviet Russia joke in there somewhere. Actually, non-invasive technologies are a lot scarier than invasive ones. Knowing when and how you are being affected by technology is an important part of maintaining our freedom, both from governments and corporations. If my brain is being used, it would be nice if I knew about it every time.

      On the larger issue of "benefit", the first post was very right - what is "improvement"? The geek of today knows all the best, instantly peer-reviewed ways of getting knowledge about practically anything, but the result is that we know more about distant planets than we do about our neighbors. We can cure the most difficult of plagues but we are (from lack of natural "hardening") vulnerable to the smallest of ailments. We can talk to hundreds of people half way across the world with streaming video, but we can't understand the feelings of our own spouses, or engage in normal social behavior. We build technological empires with software, but few of us truly comprehend the set-theoretic mathematics it is all based on.

      The benefit of pervasive technology can only be harvested when properly managed by a constant awareness of the pervasiveness of that technology and our reliance upon it. Because in Soviet Russia, technology thinks about you!

    13. Re:communication by OzoneLad · · Score: 1

      "I know several people who talk wear blue tooth headsets around with them everywhere. They will start talking to someone who calls them without a word to you. I think they could do with a brain implant."

      I think they could do with learning some goddamn manners, personally. It's no different than if they started having a conversation with a random passerby while you're talking to them. It's rude and dismissive.

      -HT

    14. Re:communication by jettawu · · Score: 1

      Aww, come on, no implants!? I was looking forward to being assimilated.

    15. Re:communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean say you're that important, other people should just wait for you? ;)
      exactly
      For me, there are very few people in the world that are anywhere near as important as myself. Everybody else just has to live with that fact. This includes the pope, the president of the US, my employer ...
      And no: This is not meant to be funny. This is the basic philosophy that everybody should adopt.
    16. Re:communication by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I just talk to them as if they were talking to me, pretend to be oblivious to the fact that they have a headset on. It gets them to give me weird looks and shut the hell up. I plan on doing the same if they allow cell phones on airplanes.

    17. Re:communication by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      I hope that these implants could communicate much more than speech. In fact I would hope that they could send all of our senses. I would hope that we could record everything for playback later on. For instance when one is having great sex one could record everything one sees, hears and feels so that one could relive them any number of times. One also could sell those recordings so any number of people could enjoy it. If society wants to make laws against some kind of behavior than maybe with the implants one could cause some one to lose the ability to do the unwanted behavior by knocking the person out before they have the chance to accomplish the unwanted behavior. It sure beats allowing the person to accomplish it and than punish them with prison.

    18. Re:communication by jettawu · · Score: 1

      If society wants to make laws against some kind of behavior than maybe with the implants one could cause some one to lose the ability to do the unwanted behavior by knocking the person out before they have the chance to accomplish the unwanted behavior. It sure beats allowing the person to accomplish it and than punish them with prison. Sounds like a good concept at first ... no murder, no rape, etc. However, you'd be just one step away from the government controlling thought by knocking people out who were thinking things they don't want you to. For instance disagreeing with the administration... Sounds kinda Orwellian.
    19. Re:communication by zerkon · · Score: 1

      Well it looks like the MAFIAA finally found a way to close the analogue hole... Maybe they'll stop suing people and put money into research instead

    20. Re:communication by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      You might not have a choice.

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    21. Re:communication by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      In Final Fantasy 6, there's a device called a Slave Crown that forces the wearer to follow your will. It's essentially a lobotomy on a stick; it makes them blindly obey commands. I for one welcome our new rape-assistance technology overlords.

    22. Re:communication by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Technology is a tool. There will always be "good" and "bad" uses for it. I foresee it as a good thing, if knowledge can be transferred faster.

    23. Re:communication by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Yes I know. I was just pointing it out; we've seen this before, in fantasy, in video games, we've seen devices that beam knowledge into our heads and we've seen the Riddler's lovely entertainment device (with the not-really-bad side-effect of making him all-knowing). My first thought is the slave crown.

  4. This question has been asked for ages by Silverlancer · · Score: 1

    And its already been answered.

    Yes, of course! Its not complete without the robots though.

  5. Better question: Will we remain human? by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Contact lenses, hearing aids, artificial limbs... tattoos, botox, piercings, breast augmentation... we've been modifying the crap out of ourselves ever since we invented clothing.

    While I doubt we'll end up in some Ghost In The Shell - like world anytime soon, the urge to improve ourselves to the point of modification and beyond is a part of our own adaptability.

    /P

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    1. Re:Better question: Will we remain human? by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wake me up when I can get my eyes shined for a couple packs of Kool menthols.

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    2. Re:Better question: Will we remain human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Define human.
      On a biological basis the human genome represents the concept of humanity.
      If you're talking about being able to perceive other spectra and ultra long-distance communication and maintaining the general shape but drastically altering physical details then 21st century man is far less human than his paleolithic forebears.

    3. Re:Better question: Will we remain human? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      Eyes? Give it a couple of years.

      Teeth? You can get that done right now ;)

      /P

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    4. Re:Better question: Will we remain human? by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      +1 Using Powers for Awesome.

      I can still remember the glee I felt the first time someone checking out my eye colour asked "where'd you get those eyes?"

    5. Re:Better question: Will we remain human? by Zeussy · · Score: 1
      I don't know the submitter/article writter needs some kind of grammar chip implant:

      " So will all we become cyborgs one day?"
      Although, I doubt it will give you anything more than: "Fragment Consider Revising"
    6. Re:Better question: Will we remain human? by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      Personally I wouldn't mind becoming a Torturer Class ROU or even a larger GSV. Being human is severely overrated. Think about it, our bodies are weak and slow. Most animals have specialized skills that make our bodies look like tubs of "I can't believe that's not butter", and our reproduction systems are grossly inefficient. It takes us 10-12 months to learn to grab or walk. It takes us 24 months to utter some kind of language, and it takes us at least 18 years to learn anything remotely "advanced".

      If instead I could have infinite resources to do as I please, infinite access to all information that was ever stored and the possibility to have slaved avatars for physical interactions, mind-state backups and the retreat of a meta-reality where you can simulate any life you can care to define, who would want to be a bloody (no pun intended) human? Our current shape is inherently flawed. It limits our life-span, intellectual capabilities and freedom and it makes us dependent on a whole bunch of finite resources. This in turn makes us shorten each other's life-spans significantly.

      Speaking of which, I find it sad to see that we strive to "improve" our *physical* selves for aesthetic reasons with Botox, Tattoos, Silicone tits and all of that while we should be chasing structural improvement... Fully functional and healthy babies with a faster development rate, 4-5 century life-spans, increased sensory functions, increased brain functionality, better memory functions, faster reflexes and whatnot.

    7. Re:Better question: Will we remain human? by smchris · · Score: 1

      the urge to improve ourselves to the point of modification and beyond is a part of our own adaptability.

      So is beating other species to death with a stick.

      I suspect there is a reason we're the last Homo species standing and we'd probably have a Babylon 5 telepathy war, or Dark Angel/X-Men hunt after an radical speciation on the planet.

      Darwin? Population isolation and adaptation, right? That's why I always turn to Bruce Sterling's Schizmatrix. One of his early still-wet-behind-the-ears novels. "Mech" prosthetic technology cultures vs. various genetic modifications as isolated populations colonizing the inner solar system adapt in their unique ways to unique conditions.

      And a good example of why best-of-breed science fiction writers are generally more interesting than university futurists when you are skating the event horizon.

    8. Re:Better question: Will we remain human? by Rhodin · · Score: 1
      Try reading the works of people like N. Katherine Hayles. She discusses the concept of being Post-Human and provides a brilliant discourse that takes up ideas from others like Marshall McLuhan.

      "About 10% of the current US population are estimated to be cyborgs in the technical sense, including people with electronic pacemakers, artificial joints, drug implant systems, implanted corneal lenses, and artificial skin. A much higher percentage participates in occupations that make them into metaphoric cyborgs, including the computer keyboarder joined in a cybernetic circuit with the screen, the neurosurgeon guided by fiber optic microscopy during an operation, and the adolescent game player in the local video game arcade."
      From Hyphen to Splice: Cybernetic Syntax in Limbo
  6. I'm using less technology these days by geek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was a hardcore geek for a long time. I've been using less and less the last few years however due to personal choice and quality of life choices. The more technology we seem to use these days the less social we seem to become. Answer honestly, when was the last time you had a chat with your neighbor? Do you even know their names? In my sociology class less than 5% of the students could answer yes to that last question or remember the last conversation they had. In most countries it's normal to know those around you, to have a sense of community. Here in America we're becoming estranged from one another, not completely because of technology, but it's a large contributing factor. I'll pass on the transplants. I prefer the natural me. These all seem like breast implants for technology nerds anyway.

    1. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd attribute this more to urban lifestyle. Think it was different before the advent of the 'net?

      In a village, everyone knows everyone. It's a small world and people know their neighbors, help them, gather together, whatever. Since the distance between villages also tend to be rather large, and mass transport usually is either nonexistant or laughable, kids also tend to form friendships in the neighborhood.

      In larger towns, you usually have the luxury to choose your "neighborhood". You can pick your friends, simply because the pool is larger. The need to know your neighbor because, well, he's the most accessable person around, is not there.

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    2. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      neighbor? what is this term? isn't everything here created by my chip-implant?
      What? I seem to be replying to myself.

    3. Re:I'm using less technology these days by lawaetf1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have read that schizophrenics in less wealthy countries have a better prognosis than those in the US. One of the theorized reasons is that a stronger social fabric in the 2nd and 3rd world means a "crazy" person is still included in life in whatever ostracized way. "That's Uncle Yung, he talks to the palm trees a lot, it sure is funny." Here we lock them up and try to fix the issue on a molecular level (gross over generalization, I know). Ditto for a lot of depression and anxiety. What other country is so fascinated with yet removed from genuine "happiness" that we have written libraries about the subject and created an entirely new discipline - "positive psychology." Meanwhile the TV would have me believe that I can wake with a smile if I just throw down some ambien before I sleep.

      Personally I think the borg issue is still more in the realm of philosophy than technology. Morbidity for cancer remains largely unchanged, half the nation is still eating itself to death, and leeches are still used in even the most advanced hospitals. Speech recognition is better but still clumsy and my brand-new Blackberry 7200c just rebooted tonight when I tried to delete an email. The world of tomorrow is today.

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    4. Re:I'm using less technology these days by rgaginol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These all seem like breast implants for technology nerds anyway. You mean I can get a breast implant which is also a wireless network interface? Bring it on...

      Seriously though, I foresee these kinds of things coming on (maybe not in the next 50 years though), but they'll be either completely external to the body (like a watch, mobile), or seamlessly integrated (like a pacemaker). No interface will be bought by consumers en-mass until it's aesthetically pleasing too - no one, except borg fetishists would want wires sticking out of them.

      Being able to access search engines or things like maps at will is going to be too irritableness for most people. Think about the difference the Internet has made to the learning process for those who have it - no more heading to libraries for books which are loaned out. Similarly I'd imagine being able to access a news update like a normal memory would be a similar jump.

      The big downside to this is it will further increase the divide between people who are plugged in and those who aren't. Further, any disassociation syndromes are only going to get worse - they'll probably even start bringing in health warnings and stuff like "no more then four hours a day of direct neural interface".

      I guess all this just re-iterates the need for moderation... it's possible to have most of the latest gadgets now and also lead a normal life, so long as real contact with people is maintained. The same rules apply now as they will in 100 years time. That is unless the world is ruled by a neural super entity consciousness:)
    5. Re:I'm using less technology these days by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "These all seem like breast implants for technology nerds anyway."

      Tell that to me when your daughter is born blind or a boy is born autistic and there is no way for you to communicate to him, but with human augmentation we can make him healthy again or enable him to communicate directly with you via telepathic technology.

      The next great advance will be the direct linking of human minds, imagine having access to a minds eye that you can both share when connected together, you can manipulate the data in the minds eye vis space of the other persons imagination and vice versa, it opens up a whole new level of personal and professional communication, not only that I have no doubt it would bring people closer together as they would have direct access to each others thoughts if they so allowed. IMHO, mankind in its current for is the reason war and poverty will never be wiped out, the are not constructed to be moral beings, they are for the most part tribal barbarians, who are stupid, inane, insipid, predatory and oppressively greedy.

      Dont think so? In any economy the money supply is limited, so if you want to "eliminate poverty" then all you really need to do is redistribute the wealth from the top most to the bottom most. These facts never change, I laugh whenever I hear about "wiping out poverty" among countries like Canada and the US. The poor exist because of humans own barbaric and unethical nature, not because its impossible to achieve.

    6. Re:I'm using less technology these days by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

      "I guess all this just re-iterates the need for moderation..."

      Yes, we all want moderated. But we always want it to be up.

    7. Re:I'm using less technology these days by manifoldronin · · Score: 1

      The more technology we seem to use these days the less social we seem to become. Answer honestly, when was the last time you had a chat with your neighbor? Do you even know their names?
      But why does not knowing my neighbor's name make me less social? Why doesn't discussing on slashdot with people like you make me more social?

      In other words, what makes my neighbor weigh more - way more - than those I interact with in the virtual world when it gets to deciding my "social karma"?

      If technologies have enabled us to communicate with or without being face-to-face, shouldn't we also upgrade our definitions of "social" and "sense of community"?

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    8. Re:I'm using less technology these days by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      The next great advance will be the direct linking of human minds, imagine having access to a minds eye that you can both share when connected together, you can manipulate the data in the minds eye vis space of the other persons imagination and vice versa, it opens up a whole new level of personal and professional communication, not only that I have no doubt it would bring people closer together as they would have direct access to each others thoughts if they so allowed.

      This will suck. Those who do will never know a moments peace, being connected to everyone else 24/7. And those who don't will feel or be 'left behind'.

      In any economy the money supply is limited, so if you want to "eliminate poverty" then all you really need to do is redistribute the wealth from the top most to the bottom most.

      Distribute 10 $10 million fortunes (a good size fortune) equally among the residents of a medium size city, and everyone gets $100. Whee! Now everyone is poor.
      Nonsense. What you're saying is, the amount of 'money' is static. We have exactly the same amount of 'money' as we did in the 1920's. Or 1870's. Right.

    9. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Spikeles · · Score: 1

      Tell that to me when your daughter is born blind or a boy is born autistic and there is no way for you to communicate to him, but with human augmentation we can make him healthy again or enable him to communicate directly with you via telepathic technology.
      Ah, and this brings up the discussion on eugenics. Should we improve the daughter or son so that they might live and be able to produce more offspring, that might also be genetically abnormal?

      Of course, then comes the counter discussion on what is normal? What if that person who had the implants now becomes the forerunner of hyper intelligent people that provide insight into the mysteries of the universe?.. Stephen Hawkins is a perfect example.

      I'm not going to say either is better, i don't really know enough about either to make a proper debate, but it is certainly an interesting discussion. Also, did you ever think that maybe the person preferred being blind? Or that the autistic boy likes being autistic?

      These are large debates and decisions that must be made, and it seems that they will have to be made in our lifetime, and those decisions will not be easy to make.
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    10. Re:I'm using less technology these days by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Growing up I spent some time in my grandma's village of about 20 houses. Of course those guys knew each other, what else were they going to do? It occured to me that they were like coworkers in this weird, geographically-induced corporation. Their work days were out in the fields, then they came home to the families.

      And think about how many people you know at work-- they just don't happen to live next door.

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    11. Re:I'm using less technology these days by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      except borg fetishists would want

      Damn you! Now I have images of Jeri Ryan in my head. There goes the next hour of work!

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    12. Re:I'm using less technology these days by rgaginol · · Score: 1

      If a person is born blind they can still speak. They can't see though, so this is where the future may hold a solution either biologically or cybernetically (or a cool combination of both). Autism is a different story in terms of a solution - from what little I know about Autism, that is a problem within the brain itself; the brain doesn't filter out unnecessary information leaving the afflicted individual shutting out everything except an absolute minimum. Most of the first cybernetic implants would probably treat the brain like a legacy module in an application (black box); a cybernetic solution to Autism would be equivalent to Aspect Orientated Programming for the brain: fixing a problem which goes across many different concerns, and is going to be a dogs breakfast to implement no matter what, let alone producing a solution for the masses. I guess this problem also exists for many types of blindness too - people who've had head trauma and cannot see may have perfect eyes, but if the parts of the brain which process images are stuffed then they're just as blind. So this kind of future will not be a one size fits all cybernetic repair module, at least not for a hell of a long time. But I agree that having these things out there as a choice will be better then not. Bring me one case on ethical questions about a parents right to modify a child and I'll bring you twenty cases of abusive parents. My point is that whilst modifying a child will have certain religious groups up in arms, nowadays even just having a parent genuinely interested in the welfare of their is probably better then your average bear. And besides, I want to modify my fetus to be able to play Eve Online with me - it's their right damnit. heh;)

    13. Re:I'm using less technology these days by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      imagine having access to a minds eye that you can both share when connected together,

      You know, telepathic communication seems like such a great evolutionary advantage that I'm surprised no major organism can do it. In particular, how come RF communication didn't evolve?

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    14. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Pretty much.

      It actually doesn't have to deal with working close to each other. In the village I come from, everyone knows everyone (ok, not that bad, but close). There's one single elementary school nearby, so kids are kinda "forced" to find friends from the vicinity. This in turn automatically forces parents to know each other. There are only so many places to shop or hang out, so people automatically come together.

      Towns are generally more impersonal, simply because you can't, even if you wanted, know a million people.

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    15. Re:I'm using less technology these days by BaldingByMicrosoft · · Score: 1

      That's a great point, IMHO, regarding community. I've lived in the same house for 11 years, and only recently started making a real effort to know my neighbors. It's been interesting. Some really appreciate it, while others seem a bit weirded out -- as if living in physical proximity is no good reason to socialize.

      I still use a lot of tech, but have grown to prefer it when it enables communication -- like this exchange ;^) I'd have to say that ceasing to use one tech in particular has helped in the last year -- television.

    16. Re:I'm using less technology these days by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "This will suck. Those who do will never know a moments peace, being connected to everyone else 24/7. And those who don't will feel or be 'left behind'."

      Note you are reading way too much into this, obviously the technology would be designed so that you can disconnected it or turn it off.

      "Distribute 10 $10 million fortunes (a good size fortune) equally among the residents of a medium size city, and everyone gets $100. Whee! Now everyone is poor."

      Again you read into what I was saying, there are many easy ways to eliminate poverty and hint: you're thinking about the problem from a monetary standpoint alone. That's your first flaw.

      Your next flaw is that you never took into account the rest of what I said about human beings being still too primitive to eliminate war and poverty because of biobehavioural evolutionary baggage they have inherited which effects why they behave and interpret the world stimulus in the way they do (biobehaviourl prejudice, or programmed evolutionary prejudice), that has no basis in reason or rationaliy. Only in the feral backward mind of an animal.

      One doesn't have to look far to see the feral nature of humanity in its current form (biological, unaugmented) when I walk down my street and see 3-5 bedroom homes housing two occupents that is an atrocious waste of space and energy, all to service the whims of tribal humans who are enormously inefficient and whos nervous system cannot siphon out or filter out data that aggravates their nervou system, they preach 'economic efficiency' in theory when applied to businesses/workers but in practice of how people really are thats not how it is. How the CNS (central nervous system) in human beings is designed, people are very racist/prejudice against others occupying territory/space near them for outmoded evolutionary reasons. When people tell me poverty can't be solved when we could simply be better people, just as a quick and dirty example (not that this is entirely thought through) give people a place to stay without charging them to make a profit so they can actually get ahead. The reason why the poor are poor is because money is always going out, their wages are stagnant and inflation always keeps rising, there is no solution to this problem from any inane and insipid economic theorist. When walton's daughter can buy a painting for 68,000,000 and someone on disability commits suicide there is something truly fucked up about the nature of man, if you don't agree thats fine. But please acknowledge that the unequal access to a limited suppply of money is the reason poverty exists and its part and parcel of the market system (or perhaps just the current form of human nature as a result of outdated biological programming), certain industries and markets want poor people. i.e. offshoring, sweatshops, slave labour, etc, informal economy.

      There are many ways to solve poverty given the actual circumstances and it is not through an theory of economics when its fundamentally a human problem.

      "Nonsense. What you're saying is, the amount of 'money' is static. We have exactly the same amount of 'money' as we did in the 1920's. Or 1870's. Right.""

      No what I said was the amount of money is limited, and you know that the money supply simply cannot expand arbitrarily.

    17. Re:I'm using less technology these days by joe_adk · · Score: 1

      Ok, granted I never talk to my neighbors. I do, however, talk to this one guy in Singapore and this other in Australia and... you can see where I'm going with this. My community has become a global community rather than a local. As an added benefit, these people share share a common interest that I can instantly discuss, rather than some contrived subject like the weather or the local sports team. The "natural me" may be much more comfortable and witty (though far less handsome) with technology as a buffer.

      Is this better or worse? I think it might just be different.

    18. Re:I'm using less technology these days by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      There are very few neighborhood social activities. Schools, churches, sporting events... there are a few other ways to get to know your neighbors. Kids tend to form friendships because they go to school together, parents also sometimes make friends with other parents with similar interests.

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    19. Re:I'm using less technology these days by juuri · · Score: 1

      Didn't evolve?

      Are you sure about that? It looks like us humans are about to implement many other world technologies into our bodies/brains. Evolution isn't just what happens within a physical body but also an entities ability to change, utilize and gain unforseen advantages out of its environment. Humans are evolving augmentation as the next step to removing the environmental defects that plague us today... ie witness the ability for even the most infertile to produce offspring.

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    20. Re:I'm using less technology these days by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but my question still stands. Look at eyes-- such awesome sensors with amazing optics, and present across so many species. Why not RF?

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    21. Re:I'm using less technology these days by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Second world? You are aware, of course, that the second world ceased to exist in 1989? Or perhaps you just are using a phrase without knowing what it means?

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    22. Re:I'm using less technology these days by TheLink · · Score: 1

      The elephants already have their long distance infrasonic comms. Similar for whales. Where sound and sight is good enough the selection pressure for the development of RF is not very high.

      Evolution is usually comes up with "good enough" solutions.

      It takes a long time for evolution to do stuff, and some stuff may never get done even if possible. If in the early days you had creatures that evolved an ability for easy mutual mind reading, they'd probably get killed/eaten pretty quickly. There aren't very many species that are as cooperative as meerkats, nor needed to be.

      Lastly: Mind to mind comms != RF comms - you can have one without the other. We already have mind to mind comms it all goes through protocols and encoding first though, AND while high bandwidth mind output is probably possible in the future, currently people appear to only be working on high bandwidth mind input (vision).

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    23. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old joke goes "In the north, they put crazy people in hospitals. In the south, we put them on our front porches."

    24. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Wyrmy · · Score: 0

      I do not know about you, but my neighbors need to be upgraded to more interesting models...

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    25. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Second world? You are aware, of course, that the second world ceased to exist in 1989? Or perhaps you just are using a phrase without knowing what it means?

      Since the Soviet Union is gone, and a whole generation of people have grown up (or are in the process of growing up) without it, the term "Second World" has an alternate, perfectly logical definition: it's those countries that are somewhere between, on a vaguely but genuinely perceived economic/quality-of-life/PCGDP scale, those that are definitely First World and those that are definitely Third World (where the latter is basically a synonym for 'poor').

      You can debate whether this is the technically correct definition all you want, but ultimately it's a doomed endeavor; if enough people use a term in some way, that's what it means.

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    26. Re:I'm using less technology these days by KanSer · · Score: 1

      Have you met my neighbours? An amazing collection of assholes.

      Between the Swedish sexaganarian dog trainer who encourages her dogs to bark by going AIEEIEIEEEIEEIEEIEE at 8:15 on an otherwise beautiful vancouver island summer morning, or the three new houses that mow their new lawns religiously and all too frequently.

      Perhaps the new age musician up the way?

      Welcome to America. Neighbour's suck.

      (Settle down canadians, I use the term continentally.)

      (On-topic, I would certainly sign up for some form of optical upgrade. Built in HUD/iff and zoom. I'd accept goggles if it didn't limit peripheral vision but to just perceive those elements within your sight would be tremendous.

      And the bionic zoom-eye.)

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    27. Re:I'm using less technology these days by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

      Being able to access search engines or things like maps at will is going to be too irritableness for most people. Think about the difference the Internet has made to the learning process for those who have it - no more heading to libraries for books which are loaned out. Similarly I'd imagine being able to access a news update like a normal memory would be a similar jump.

      The big downside to this is it will further increase the divide between people who are plugged in and those who aren't. It will have other consequences, too. There will always be people, perhaps even whole professions, that choose to not "plug in" because possible outages would deprive them of more than it ever offers them in the first place.

      Since the advent of the 'net, "just Google(tm) it" has become a common phrase, displacing "good ole actually knowing stuff" in a manner that is surely less than intellectually wholesome. I don't need to know the postal code for the city my father lives in, or my doctor's phone number, because (should I need it) I could always find it online. So far so good (hopefully).

      If people had the ability to "access a news update like a normal memory", I suppose the same goes for your family blog, to-do-list, phone book, et cetera. What, then, happens when the 'net is down for a while? Will you even know your home phone number, or your schedule for tomorrow?
    28. Re:I'm using less technology these days by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      There is such a humungous difference between this "second world" and the third world that they don't really compare - it just doesn't make sense, they're not even in the same league. Unless I misunderstand you and by second world you do not mean most countries in Eastern Europe and some in South America.

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    29. Re:I'm using less technology these days by khallow · · Score: 1

      Since the Soviet Union is gone, and a whole generation of people have grown up (or are in the process of growing up) without it, the term "Second World" has an alternate, perfectly logical definition: it's those countries that are somewhere between, on a vaguely but genuinely perceived economic/quality-of-life/PCGDP scale, those that are definitely First World and those that are definitely Third World (where the latter is basically a synonym for 'poor').

      True, but who uses it that way aside from yourself? First, I've heard of the "developing world" being called the Second World. Seems reasonable though.
    30. Re:I'm using less technology these days by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's more a question of ignorance. "Second world" does not mean developing country, it means a member of the Soviet bloc. It is a phrase that has been relegated to the dustbin of history. Third world, likewise, should cease to be used. Developing world is much more descriptive term.

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    31. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that most people knew what it meant when it WAS relevant. Most people use "3rd world" to describe a dirt-poor nation that doesn't have running water, and "2nd world" for a less poor nation that does have running water.

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    32. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Just a point. Leeches are used because they're the best thing available. They have their own pharmaceutical lab with them and exercise extreme precision in their technique. They didn't used to be used here (US) and then made a comeback.

    33. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

      I would say that that's more likely a suburban phenomenon. In an urban setting you probably live in an apartment building or in a rowhouse and it's practically impossible to eventually meet your neighbors. Close proximity denotes some degree of familiarity.

      In the suburbs, however, there is less chance to meet the people in the house next door. There might not even be a sidewalk connecting you. You're expected to get in your car at point A and go directly to mall at point B. There is not much opportunity to randomly interact with your neighbors.

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    34. Re:I'm using less technology these days by zero1101 · · Score: 1

      Distribute 10 $10 million fortunes (a good size fortune) equally among the residents of a medium size city, and everyone gets $100. Whee! Now everyone is poor.

      Sure, if that was even close to a realistic approximation of the gap between rich and poor.

      I figured it out a few years ago, and you'll have to take my word for it because I don't have the numbers handy, but if you liquidated the yearly income (which I think included returns from investments, etc) of the wealthiest 5% in the United States and distributed it amongst the entire U.S. population, everyone would earn something like $150,000 a year. Again, I don't have the numbers at hand, but generally speaking: redistributing the wealth from a small percentage of the wealthiest people provides enough to allow everyone to live a very comfortable life.

    35. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Greg_D · · Score: 1

      No. Spending all your time posting to message boards and chatting online contributes to social ineptness. The consequences of behavior are totally different in real life versus message boards, and regardless of how much time you spend hunched over a keyboard, you have to go outside and interact with people in person sometime.

      People generally need social interaction as a part of good mental health, and online communities are one way that people who are weak at social interaction can avoid direct personal contact. It also allows the crazies to go without detection much longer.

      Most sensible people use internet chat and message boards to enhance their daily lives, not replace huge chunks of them.

    36. Re:I'm using less technology these days by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      no one, except borg fetishists would want wires sticking out of them.
      Oh yeah, then why does everybody at my school have these wires going from their ears to this small electronic device?
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    37. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      What if the country being talked about isn't developing, but stagnating, or deteriorating?

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    38. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I was a hardcore geek for a long time. I've been using less and less the last few years however due to personal choice and quality of life choices. The more technology we seem to use these days the less social we seem to become. Answer honestly, when was the last time you had a chat with your neighbor? Do you even know their names? In my sociology class less than 5% of the students could answer yes to that last question or remember the last conversation they had. In most countries it's normal to know those around you, to have a sense of community. Here in America we're becoming estranged from one another, not completely because of technology, but it's a large contributing factor.

      No, it's because all our neighbors are a bunch of jerks.

      I can't say I know all my neighbors' names, but I've talked to them all, and with all but one, the police had to become involved because they all seemed to think that the city law which prohibits having a dog that barks for hours somehow doesn't apply to them, and that they should somehow have a right to allow their dogs to run around outside at all hours, barking incessantly, while I'm trying to sleep.

      Then there's another neighbor across the street who liked to drive up to his garage door and honk the horn for 15 minutes (not exaggerating) while waiting for someone inside to open the garage door from the inside (no, they didn't have an automatic opener). These same neighbors had to call the police when the girl's (I'm guessing she's around 20) abusive boyfriend didn't want to leave when she threw him out. A week later, he's back to living at her place.

      It's amazing that a quarter million dollars these days only buys you a house in the ghetto it seems.

      We have one neighbor who's really nice and not a problem at all. She's from Trinidad. The others are all American.

      People in other countries probably know each other because they're not a bunch of freaks. Here in America, in the large cities at least, there must be something in the water, because a large portion of the population you don't want to know.

      My plans for the future are to move to a rural area without any nearby neighbors. Don't get any ideas about the neighbors in rural areas being any better, though: I have lots of family in rural areas, and it's extremely frequent for cops to bust into houses there because they're meth labs. I'm going to look for a place in the middle of the woods.

    39. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Developing world is much more descriptive term.

      That's a euphamism. There's lots of countries that aren't "developing" at all, they're stagnating or getting worse. There's lots of examples: Iran, Zimbabwe, Sudan, Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Myanmar, Mexico, and Afghanistan (possibly Pakistan too, since the Taliban are taking over the western half). There's others where it's arguable whether they're developing or not, such as Venezuela.

      In fact, offhand, I can't think of many "3rd world" countries that really are developing. India and China are probably the best examples of successes here. Libya seems to be improving slowly now.

      So what should we call all these "undeveloping" countries? Other than "3rd world hellholes"?

    40. Re:I'm using less technology these days by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Oh, people knew what it meant. Your usage of 2nd world above is totally incorrect. It's on the same level of mistake as calling a member of Congress part of the Executive branch. Go ahead and keep using it, though - it's a handy marker to know when to ignore someone's opinion because they are uneducated and ignorant.

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    41. Re:I'm using less technology these days by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Quite the opposite. I'm living in a large apartment complex. I have 2 neighbors right next to my apartment. I never met them. I know their names, because they are on the door, but that's it. I have no idea whether they have a family, whether they have kids.

      As a kid, I lived in what would be called a suburb in the US. I did know my neighbors. I knew their kids. I knew everyone within a mile, at least to some degree. You simply "see" them more often. In their yard, or they sit on the porch. And they're actually interested who you are and what's going on. They knew me, they knew my friends. Our family actually was friends with them, just for the reason that they lived next door.

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  7. First $6,000,000 Man reply by Cheezymadman · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster."

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    1. Re:First $6,000,000 Man reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bionic technology has followed Moore's law and has produced dramatic improvements over the 1970's six million dollar man. For roughly the same money, today's bionically rebuilt man can be given....

      A PERSONALITY!

    2. Re:First $6,000,000 Man reply by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      At today's prices, 6M would barely buy a bionic finger.

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  8. The first application by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    will almost certainly involve adult entertainment.

    1. Re:The first application by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If it's an implant, they can bypass all the naughty bits and just stimulate your happy-cells. Wire addicts will probably die within a week or two if the experiments with the mice are anything to go by.

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    2. Re:The first application by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wire addicts will probably die within a week or two if the experiments with the mice are anything to go by
      But they'll die happy
    3. Re:The first application by yanyan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I, for one, welcome our new technologically-enhanced cyborg pr0nstar overloards!

    4. Re:The first application by dj_tla · · Score: 2

      I think the most interesting part of transhumanism is life extension. Trying out new modifications is risky no doubt, but if I can upload my mind before that, I might be a lot more cavalier in what I decide to do with my squishier vessel. It would bring me one step close to fulfilling my life-long dream of being able to save my game in real life.

    5. Re:The first application by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      It would bring me one step close to fulfilling my life-long dream of being able to save my game in real life.
      Have you ever made a real-life mistake where your first instinct was "undo!"?
    6. Re:The first application by tftp · · Score: 1
    7. Re:The first application by dj_tla · · Score: 1

      I regret nothing! But, if I got the chance to play out certain situations over and over again, I totally would; see Groundhog Day (do not see Click)

    8. Re:The first application by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, kinda what I was thinking also.

      When I saw the title, all I could think of was the book 'Necromancer' and the AI telling him that it was "just a concern of the meat, boyo."

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    9. Re:The first application by joe_adk · · Score: 1

      As an irrelevant aside: I generally read comments before titles (as titles on /. tend to be worthless). I don't really like when people put half the sentence in the title and the other half in the post. I know that redundancy sucks, but I much prefer it. Maybe it's just me...
      Meanwhile, back in the thread...

    10. Re:The first application by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      You mean an embedded chain saw instead of the right hand and a rocket launcher in the left one, right?

    11. Re:The first application by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
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  9. optional extra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they're working on growing a spam filter now, otherwise I doubt the trials will go well

  10. Sex With Robots by hexed_2050 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Scientists are saying that in the future we will be able to have sex with robots. I tried that once. It was horrible. Right in the middle I had to call tech support.

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    1. Re:Sex With Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I just found out that I'm being charged with assault."

      "Why? What happened?"

      "I was having sex with Phil Collins." ...

      "Yeah, right in the middle of it, I realised I was having sex with Phil Collins." ... ..

      "Oh, and then I just went berserk." .. give me robots any day..

    2. Re:Sex With Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought i was using a trojan condom, turns out she infected me with a trojan >.
      and i got a couple of viruses.

      and the spam! oh god no! imagine, having sex with a robot and then in the middle she goes "VIAGRA! Now you can finally please me you sorry sack of shit!"
      "That's not a vagina... that's a USB PORT!"

  11. eyeglasses by mangu · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Without artificial enhancement, my eyes can't focus on anything beyond 20 centimeters in front of my nose.


    Now, what was that question, again?

    1. Re:eyeglasses by skoaldipper · · Score: 1

      Good point. I suffer from the same, and am currently wearing my contacts. Like artificial prosthesis, ear implants, or even spinal implants, I think it's only a matter of time. Of course, I remember when the Jarvik heart came out, and it was pretty taboo back then, even more so than fiddling around with the brain - throughout human history, the heart was synonymous with the soul. However, when considering biotechnology procedures, I still think there's some undefined social barrier of tolerance or acceptance between what's necessary and what's convenient.

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    2. Re:eyeglasses by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Ten thousand years ago, people like you and me would be weeded out by predators or starvation. Now, the fitness function driving human evolution has changed. Spare a thought for the technology-blind among us, because within a hundred years they'll be as unable to comprehend the world around them as I am without my contact lenses... until and unless we develop mental prostheses, that is.

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    3. Re:eyeglasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No we wouldn't. Even assuming that my bad eyesight is not at all related to environmental factors like sitting too close to the TV when I was young, or anything else.

      Despite being very short-sighted (my prescription is -5.5, I think), I can still do plenty of things without my glasses. For example every morning I walk my daughter to school without wearing my glasses (because I'm vain and can never find glasses that suit me and I don't like putting in my contacts first thing in the morning), I can see the traffic in the road well enough and can see if the crossing light is green or red, I can also generally get by doing day-to-day things around the house. I'm sure there are plenty of jobs I could do without glasses, I certainly wouldn't be a good hunter, but I would be fine with most farm work.

      There is also the fact the we as humans live in communities, there will be others in my community with good eyesight that would be able to look out for me in situations that require good eyesight and I would make up for it by doing other things that don't require good eyesight that they may not be so good at.

  12. Lie Detector by FredK · · Score: 1

    If this tech should enable a perfect lie detector it raises some interesting questions.

    Should it be required in criminal cases?
    Required of those under suspicion of a criminal act?
    In civil suits?
    Of candidates applying for political office?
    Could employers use it in connection with workplace security?
    Etc., etc.

    If it is noninvasive, easy, fast, and cheap, it it going to be difficult to draw the line.

  13. Waste by Ep0xi · · Score: 0

    Enhancing humans?
    could it be a waste of time?
    i hope someone who shows me a different meaning...
    someone could get angry, but woman does not need any enhance,
    just imagine a man with breasts,
    other cases would be the enhance of my left eye which is almost blind

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    1. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enhancing humans?
      could it be a waste of time?
      i hope someone who shows me a different meaning...
      someone could get angry, but woman does not need any enhance,
      just imagine a man with breasts,
      other cases would be the enhance of my left eye which is almost blind


      Thank you for posting this comment. It is a simple, yet somehow poetic statement of your perception of the question. Your comments sir, are an example of human expression that needs no enhancement.

      My view on the subject, which may show you a different meaning, is that somewhere, sometime in the universe the evolution of machine intelligence is almost a certainty. The basic human fear is that we are simply a step along the way and could be made extinct by machine intelligence. It is a justified fear. "Beware the machine" is sage advice. At a certain point we will have to stop and consider what happens when we release autonomous machines in the universe ourselves. The morality involved is a growing concern in science, philosophy and exploration.

      I do not personally fear the machine out pacing biological evolution on earth in the near future. Though, thinking in the very long term our planet's expiry date is that of the its sun. There will come a point where if we have not developed practical interstellar colonisation then the machine will be our best bet on preserving our record or legacy. Even seeding the universe with machines capable of seeking viable conditions and initiating life as we know it is a possibility. The fact that this idea occurs to me, shows that it is a valid fear that our own planet could be the lucky(?) recipient of such an interstellar visitor, and indicates the magnitude of the moral questions involved in such technology.

      The question of near future and current possibilities for machine human interfaces? To be honest, if I had implanted wireless i/o direct with the machine at my disposal, I would probably use it. I think to a degree, that Marshall Mcluhan's adage of "the medium is the message" applies to our consideration of the implications of direct interface with the machine. I think we owe the growing complexity of our technology serious consideration of our interface with it. I fully expect more transparent and ubiquitous human machine interfaces to proliferate, though not really succeed until they are cheap, useful, fun, friendly and non threatening.
  14. Who owns my head? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In theory, a nice idea. I mean, interfacing easier with the computer, all good and fine.

    But when I look at today's systems and the surveillance surrounding them, who wants to tell me that whatever is plugged into my cranium is really "mine"? And the manufacturer doesn't think that he's still the one owning it?

    We have operating systems that require you to let them phone home to see if you're no crook. We got content restricted with DRM (or DCE or whatever the buzzword of the week is). We even got corporations that don't even consider infecting your computer with a trojan to protect their precious.

    And I should trust them with my thoughts? In today's society, I'd be wary with such an idea.

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    1. Re:Who owns my head? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1


      But when I look at today's systems and the surveillance surrounding them, who wants to tell me that whatever is plugged into my cranium is really "mine"? And the manufacturer doesn't think that he's still the one owning it?


      1: The fucking United States of America. The first corporation to try and exert copyright control over thoughts will be the first one to have their corporate charter revoked. (Not to say that you won't be bugged, but if you're ok with that, you'll be fine.)

      2: Christianity. Believe or not, fear of "the number of the beast" will draw a firm line on control of implants.

      3: Democracy.

    2. Re:Who owns my head? by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

      If you own a house, it's only really at the "OK" of the government.

      Actually, if you own "stuff" just generally, it's only really at the OK of the government.

      We may think we own our bodies, but I doubt that we do. We can be induced to war and probably labor as well. We can certainly be plugged into a jail, and we know for certain it can happen unjustly.

      Our cybernetic attachment to all the other people out there is a well established fact, as of at least a few millenia.

      So, clearly, there should be no resistance to this safe little chip I'd like you to implant in your brain...

    3. Re:Who owns my head? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, I own my body. If I will so, I die. And you can stuff your chip where the sun won't shine.

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    4. Re:Who owns my head? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Do you really want me to put your chip in there? Most people choose their brains, but to each their own, I guess.

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    5. Re:Who owns my head? by FoolishBluntman · · Score: 1

      If you think you own your own body... How come our government can tell you what you can and can't put in to it? ( drugs, both prescription and non-prescription ) Why do we have the religious right trying to reinstitute controls on abortion? (and getting shockingly close) How come we have laws on the books says what consenting adults can do with each other?

    6. Re:Who owns my head? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good point. Why should they be allowed to?

      Could be one of the reasons why I choose to ignore some laws.

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    7. Re:Who owns my head? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, at least every time I have to use the bathroom, I can tell you in no uncertain terms what I think of the chip.

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  15. Oh good by aztektum · · Score: 1

    Oh great, here comes the "The next fucker who interrupts my evening out by yammering on their cellphone..." flame war.

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    1. Re:Oh good by Miseph · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I don't know about the next one, but I saw on the 11 o' clock news earlier that the last one is currently listed as being in stable condition.

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      Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
  16. Subsidized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the No Squishy Left Behind Act of 2043, all remaining "Squishies" will have their bodies replaced with synthetic material...unless we run out of money. Then you get an arm, or a leg, maybe a torso if you're lucky.

  17. This is sort of scary by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thinking about this in relation to the previous story, what will happen if MS or some other company has tons of patents on the technology that helps you? What happens when patents restrict innovations in that area? What happens if your prosthetic arm BSOD's and causes you to veer into oncoming traffic but the EULA you signed to wear it means you can't sue MS?

    That's exaggerating what role MS might play, but the question is valid.

    1. Re:This is sort of scary by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

      On a more disturbing note: what happens if your prosthetic arm gets a kernel corruption and begins trying to murder people? Then it might accidentally wipe itself before you get to court so the judge has no proof it wasn't your arm.

      Erm.. I mean.. THIS COULD BE REALLY BAD AND WE SHOULDN'T DO IT. *cough*

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    2. Re:This is sort of scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see the problem... Or rather, I can see a huge-ass problem alright, just not how it deviates from the status quo; when your natural arm twitches while driving and you veer into the traffic? I can remember only like one case of anybody ever suing God.

  18. You can add inches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep getting emails all the time how I can add inches to my penis and enlarge my breasts.

  19. We are The Borg. by Bragador · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I dont' know about you but I find this thrilling. If you do not want such technology to "enhance" humans I don't care but don't stop me from improving my abilities.

    I have always been fascinated by the notion of hive mind and I truly wish that one day, humans will have their brains connected to the net by wifi or something. Each time we have a question, instead of thinking we could access the net of minds. We could have one big hive mind with all of the knowledge or have a distributed system where the knowledge is distributed among our brains. Also, only the most advanced researchers could access the core to change the official knowledge database. We could always have a core that works like the current Wikipedia too. Who knows what's the best way to manage a hive mind?

    I'm already answering tons of queries in my job thanks to Wikipedia and Google. I just wish we could go one step further...

    1. Re:We are The Borg. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Who knows what's the best way to manage a hive mind?

      I'm sure some corporation would be rather eager to see if they happen to know, if the likes of Sony, Microsoft, et al are any indicator. Or, even worse... someone w/ the scruples and ideology of the RIAA.

      /P

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    2. Re:We are The Borg. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just wait until someone decides to think about goatse.cx. See if you still like the hive mind connection then...

    3. Re:We are The Borg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'We could have one big hive mind with all of the knowledge or have a distributed system where the knowledge is distributed among our brains. Also, only the most advanced researchers could access the core to change the official knowledge database. We could always have a core that works like the current Wikipedia too. Who knows what's the best way to manage a hive mind?"

      Here is a look at one way that might go:
      http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s7/705.shtml
    4. Re:We are The Borg. by Malaak · · Score: 1

      Each time we have a question, instead of thinking we could access the net of minds. Instead of thinking... That's some point I am worried about, as it is something we are facing too often already.
    5. Re:We are The Borg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The logical conclusion would be to link brains together as we link their hemispheres currently. For that, you'll need about 10 Gbps per person, compression notwithstanding.

    6. Re:We are The Borg. by davper · · Score: 1

      As someone who likes to learn new things, I can't wait until the day when I can plug the jack in behind my ear and upload the knowledge contained in a book.

    7. Re:We are The Borg. by Fyz · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, the meme-sphere is already exactly such a hive mind. The total of human knowledge exceeds the capacity of the individual by many orders of magnitude.

      Hell, the technology required to build the computer I'm typing on from scratch is far beyond the ability of any human being of learning.

      So the hive mind already exists. It's just not conscious yet.

    8. Re:We are The Borg. by generationxyu · · Score: 1

      SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

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    9. Re:We are The Borg. by Geminii · · Score: 1

      instead of thinking we could access the net of minds. I asked the net of minds how to achieve ultimate human transcendence. They said "OMGWTFBBQ!" and "kekekekeke!"

  20. Remember, folks... by evanbd · · Score: 1

    Tag 'boycottroland'

  21. the horrors of LoverBot tech support! by Bananatree3 · · Score: 2, Funny
    {elevator music} [support]: Hello dearie {chewing gum sound} my name is Regina, {chewing gum sound} how may I help you?

    [lonely geek]: Hello? Are you human?

    [support]: Yes dearie, I am human...

    [lonely geek]: Oh good, I'm speaking with a real techie girl! My LoverBot v6.2 beta just crashed in the middle of some awesome robolovin', and I can't get her rebooted. Can you help me?

    [support]: {chewing gum sound} Have you tried plugging her in, givin' her some juice?

    [lonely geek]: Oh yes, Lots!! but, for some reason she doesn't respond? Whats's going on???

    [support]: ....I mean of the electricity kind...

    [lonely geek]: oh yes, that too. But she won't start up!

    [support]: haven't you tried readin' the manual?

    [lonely geek]: You mean that damn phone book sized thing that came in the box? ...no...

    [support]: Well, once you git 'round to readin' it', {chewing gum sound} give us a call, willya? Thanks... [CLICK, dead air...]

    [lonely geek]: Noo!! Don't hang up on me, I only want to be carressed... that is all! Sigh, where's that manual?

  22. Will we all be cyborgs?? by madbawa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No. There will always be reformists and there will always be purists. I prefer to have technology outside my body, not inside. Thank you.

    1. Re:Will we all be cyborgs?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least until you need a pacemaker :-)

    2. Re:Will we all be cyborgs?? by hereisnowhy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Theorist Donna Haraway argues that we are already cyborgs, inextricably intertwined with our technologies. Some would say that cyborgism began with the invention of the first tools. Tools change the user into a different being capable of different behaviour. A carrier bag changed us from foragers to gatherers; a spear turned us into hunters. When your identity is altered by technology are you not a cyborg? Transforming ourselves is something we have always done.

    3. Re:Will we all be cyborgs?? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I prefer to have technology outside my body, not inside. Thank you.

      So, um, you take any drugs lately? (I don't mean the 'fun' kind, I mean of the CVS kind.) If you have, I know a couple of good ChemE's who'd like to have a word with you about chemicals not being "technology."

      If you really are consistent and don't ingest any type of technology (well, you're going to have to bite the bullet and accept some level of hypocrisy somewhere -- there aren't enough unmodified edible plant species left for most people to eat), then kudos, but realize that you're in a basically-insignificant fringe minority. Most people don't think twice before popping a Benadryl or a Tylenol, and there's no reason that a pill filled with nanomachines or something even more exotic would be any different from a user's standpoint.

      --
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    4. Re:Will we all be cyborgs?? by madbawa · · Score: 1

      Your point is valid. But when I said 'technology' I meant it from a purely electronic standpoint. Since the body itself is somewhat of a chemical factory, I don't think ingesting more chemicals will in any way make it cyborg like. Again, I am not including androgenic steroids in these chemicals. Sorry about the reduced scope of the words :P

    5. Re:Will we all be cyborgs?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can still be a cyborg and have all the technology outside your body... like Sterling's "lobsters".

    6. Re:Will we all be cyborgs?? by deviceb · · Score: 1

      we will just settle this with war, innies vs outties.

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  23. "Because we can" isn't always the best answer by tuvoky_wo · · Score: 1

    I'm a big fan of technology assisting our daily lives. However where do you draw the line? Technology is a multi-faceted tool of efficiency. When used correctly it can overcome disabilities. At the other end of the spectrum, technology can be used to kill. At neither of these spectrums is another option: control. Governments and corporations would love nothing more than to know what every person is doing at any time of the day. Once that happens, say goodbye to freedom of speech and privacy (if they haven't been taken already).

    1. Re:"Because we can" isn't always the best answer by blahplusplus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Because we can" isn't always the best answer"

      Sorry but eliminating serious diseases "because we can" and preventing children from being horribly and mounstrously ugly is *ALWAYS* the best answer. Designer children will be the future and those who dont will be left behind and fade away into historical obscurity. You think someone is going to resist life extension technology? I can see many wars being fought once life extension is possible, I can only imagine what its going to be like not to be able to afford life extension for the millions of poor people who will be consigned to "death" in a market society.

    2. Re:"Because we can" isn't always the best answer by Firrenzi · · Score: 1

      It worries me however that our technology has surpassed our humanity already (yes I know it's been said before by others in the past) and there doesn't seem to be any catching up of the humanity aspect.

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  24. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't agree more with you. My cell is useless while on the john.

  25. Ghost in the Shell by Parallax+Blue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This reminds me of a popular Japanese anime movie called Ghost in the Shell, which already raised these questions. The setting is futuristic Japan, where many people are full cyborgs or have cybernetic implants. One of the central issues in the movie is the main character's struggle for an identity: She is fully cybernetic, with only something called a "ghost" to distinguish her from a robot. Throughout the movie, she asks herself if she is still human, The question is never fully resolved, and I think the director (Masamune Shirow) purposely made it that way.

    While it is impossible right now, I believe that (unless there is an apocalypse) we will eventually invent the technology needed to become fully cybernetic. However, we need to start asking these questions now, so that when the time comes we will be prepared.

  26. And the answer was/will be: Resistence is Futile by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 1

    I could type a very long comment why it is/will be, but it has been said and written so many times before. Advancement is great, but if you start meddling with what makes us human, it doesn't matter how good, noble or ethically correct your intentions are. You will lose.

    --
    It only takes one man to change the Wisdom of the Crowd to Tyranny of the Masses.
  27. except we can't by SmokeyTheBalrog · · Score: 4, Informative

    we can make the blind see; the deaf hear; we can read minds. Except for the slight detail we can't do those things.


    People don't realize how primitive medicine is. 90% of medicine is, "We kept tried random things and found some things that work. Half of this stuff we don't even know why it works, but it does. So we use it."

    And /. ought to know that computers are incredible simple and dumb.

    There is no such things as a flashing LED that makes everything better controlled by an AI that knows you need treatment before you do.
    1. Re:except we can't by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Actually there is some primitive cybernetic implants for the eyes that as long as your brain possesses a visual cortex its like having a pretty low resolution camera that allows you to see vague shapes and some colors... Not exactly the type of vision you'd want to poke your eye out for but I seen it on one of those science news shows a year or two ago.

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    2. Re:except we can't by caffeineboy · · Score: 1
      We most certainly are able to make the deaf hear with cochlear implants. This isn't even uncommon; a friend of mine who adopted a child who was deaf at birth already has a cochlear implant. The quality supposedly about as good as a fuzzy AM radio, but it works!


      As for making the blind see, this is not yet FDA approved, but it has been put through FDA testing. It's pretty impressive actually check it out.


      I understand the frustration with medicine, but don't be too cynical. There is a lot of pretty unbelievable technology out there.

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  28. Enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It most certainly was not resolved.

      Roland still gets to plug his blog here where he cashes in on the stories he plagiarizes. Roland has been involved in at least one well-known scam involving items he helped spam on Slashdot using his blog submitted as a story and that is NEVER addressed here.

      The only person who would call uncovering the truth about Roland 'spam' is either Roland himself or an ignorant idiot.

  29. I'm in! by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm up for it so long as none of the components include an uplink to US Robotics.

  30. Correction by Rix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We can reach anyone anywhere who wants to be contacted with our cellphones.

    When you don't want to be contacted, turn it off. When someone you don't want contacting you calls, hit the ignore button, or ban them on your phone. It isn't that hard.

    1. Re:Correction by digitalderbs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Fair enough. However, when people know that you have a cellphone and you don't return their call within a reasonable amount of time (a day?), they know you're ignoring them. I intentionally tell friends/work that I don't have a cell phone, and I sometimes check my home voicemail. I return calls on my time, and people don't feel snubbed by my inaccessibility. Granted, I'm an academic and not many people can do this -- but many of my colleagues with cellphones envy me.

    2. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, when people know that you have a cellphone and you don't return their call within a reasonable amount of time (a day?), they know you're ignoring them.

      Umm...

      "The battery mysteriously died, so I thought it was fully charged and working when it wasn't. It was x days before I went to make a call, and found out."

      "[provider] didn't cash my check (thru no fault of mine), and my caaount got suspended."

      "Left it home before leaving for the weekend"

      There you go, three quite plausible excuses, off the top of my head.

    3. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... they know you're ignoring them.

      Yeah, I hate accountability too.

      Technology sucks.

    4. Re:Correction by markov_chain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is no need to make excuses. If they can't handle it they don't need to be talking to you.

      With the converse case, when I can't reach someone immediately I know they are either busy, or genuinely don't like me in which case I know how to take the hint. How complicated is that?

      --
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    5. Re:Correction by metlin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You could always be busy with other things - I mean, if someone thinks that you definitely should call back within a "reasonable" amount of time, obviously you answering the phone regularly (or returning calls regularly) has prompted that belief.

      Me? I usually just leave my phone on silent, and people know that if I do not answer during the day I am at work and there is a good reason. And if it is my day off - well they have no reason to be calling me, do they?

      Expectations are what *you* set. If you answer the phone every damn time and call back ten minutes after, people will begin to expect that of you. If you don't, people won't.

      -shrug-

    6. Re:Correction by ChineseDragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Three persons have one cellphone on average in China.That meas 455 million users in all. I used to sit down with countless calls and short messages.So I am a heavy supporter of a new-style cellphone. When the people who you don't want contacting you calls,he will be informed that you are busy or out-of-order.When you don't want to be contacted,hit the ignore button.Only the VIP you set can reach you.

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    7. Re:Correction by FiveLights · · Score: 1

      I have a cell phone and I've made it clear to my friends that my cellphone exists for me to be able to place phone calls. It's always off when I'm not calling someone so they just go straight to voicemail and in a week or so when I want to make a call I get their message. After a year of people wondering why I wasn't calling them back they all came to understand. And so I get to have a cellphone without people calling me all the time. I also have no friends anymore, but I think that's unrelated.

    8. Re:Correction by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure. I can turn my phone off, and then I can turn it on later to fifty eight voicemails of idiots whining "Where aaarrreeee yyoooouuuu?" Not to mention the next day when everyone and their mother (including my own mother) harrasses me with "Whyy don't you answer your phoooooonnnne?" (If it's my mother, she'll add "What if it was immpoooorrrrrtaaaant?")

      Or, just as likely, they'll next try sending me text messages like "WHERE R U?" and "CALL ME", or perhaps they'll try to track me down on IM, or email me. Ignoring a single phone call invariably results in four other attempts at communication.

      The same problems occur with hitting the ignore button.

      Ignoring people's inane and incessant calls is not nearly as easy as you make it sound.

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    9. Re:Correction by revlayle · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. When people ask me why I didn't return the phone call (and yes, I have a cell, it's all I use for a phone), they usually get one (or more) of the following answers:

      1) Haven't bothered checking my voice mail (Which I am horrible about anyways)
      2) I didn't feel like answering the phone. (I use this a lot, most people that know me are AWARE of the fact that I don't like talking on phones.)
      3) In a meeting or with clients
      4) I lost my phone (current reason - works the best, interestingly enough as well as true)


      Best way to get me a quick message? Text me, I may not respond with a text, but I almost always check those.

  31. Choice is great by Rix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We're no longer forced to socialize only with those in close proximity to me. I don't like my neighbours. I don't particularity want to socialize with them. They're fine people and I occasionally chat with them, but we have nothing in common aside from location, and they aren't terribly interesting.

  32. Quality vs Quantity of communication by hamster_nz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do people thing that timeliness and quantity is the same as quality when it comes to human-to-human communication? People have only so much capacity to take in information - why would I want to fill my life with junk. One well reasoned, concise and consistent message (be it email, phone, or face to face) is usually priceless compared to hundreds of unfinished ideas, mumbles or rants.

  33. Go for it if you want them to fuck with your mind by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    With wiretapping rampant, little kids on terrorist watchlists,
    corporations and government working together in collecting data
    on people, kids charged thousands of dollars for
    downloading a bunch of mp3s, DRM, MPAA+RIAA copyright squads,
    cctv cameras going up all over the place and cops beating you
    to a pulp for even bring up your constitutional rights,
    google filing for patents on creating psychological profiles
    from online gaming... ... you want them to install something in your brain... so that
    you can get into "your" email account even faster..?

    NWO scumbags: fuck you.

  34. I'm not so sure by Rix · · Score: 1

    The Amish can get away with it now, but I imagine there will come a time were depriving children of technology will be considered abuse.

  35. Pacemaker? by madbawa · · Score: 1

    Ronnie Coleman will require one when he's 60, just like one governator. Not me, I ain't into chemical bodybuilding. Natural is best. Screw with nature and nature will screw you. Now this'll get modded as off-topic, but hey, I'm just replyin to the good man above.

    1. Re:Pacemaker? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      A "natural" life tended to last about forty years. I'll be off, living unnaturally, living until at least eighty.

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  36. So simple even a caveman could do it by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    I have this new human enhancement technology. I call it a club.

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    1. Re:So simple even a caveman could do it by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      In the future, it'll be an actual cluestick. Oh, the possibilities...

  37. We may make the blind see... by Arceliar · · Score: 1

    ...but can we run linux?

    1. Re:We may make the blind see... by phyphor · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of us?

  38. Then you will be left behind, a subhuman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've had only a few hundred years of tech development so far, and yet our technology already provides considerable body enhancement beyond what nature provided, not just outside but inside as well (pacemakers, hip replacements, dentures, grafts, and a hundred other items). Now think what will happen over a thousand years, or dozens of thousands. Natural humanity will be no longer.

    You won't really have a choice. Either you embrace our evolution (which is in our hands now, not in the hands of nature), or you will be left behind, as an inferior subhuman species. Good luck.

  39. Will we remain human? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    I tell you what. Turn me into a hyper-intelligent immortal half machine god-being first, and then I'll tell you the answer to the question.

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    1. Re:Will we remain human? by Malaak · · Score: 1

      OK, i'll be the second one to tell the questions to the answers.

    2. Re:Will we remain human? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Ken Jennings? Is that you?

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  40. Do it to Bush. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a human that won't wage war in the Middle East? That would be a huge improvement of mankind.

  41. builtin chips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are used in many different ways in Greg Egan's book Quarantine. Where the hero says I looked up the name (or some other useful function) with an implant from so and so company for $xx.xx. Worth the read.

  42. "In the year 2000" by eebra82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Technology is kind of scary, because you have to realize that the unthinkable will eventually become real.

    If you asked a scientist who worked with ENIAC some 50 years ago if he believed that you could put a billion transistors into a 1cm^2 chip, would he believe you? After all, a single transistor was the size of a light bulb back then.

    This is why we have to think the unthinkable when speaking of technology. We all know that having a chip inside our head sounds weird and kind of repulsive, but once we have 10 guys doing this, we will have 100 following them, and 10,000 following the first 110.

    I personally don't know or care what the outcome will be, but I am sure that we can eventually create organic computers. For example, your left finger nail could in fact be a small computer.

    1. Re:"In the year 2000" by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      I personally don't know or care what the outcome will be, but I am sure that we can eventually create organic computers. For example, your left finger nail could in fact be a small computer.

      Woe betide the first stupid mofo who tries to overclock his fingernails... ain't no amount of anti-fungal creme or pill that's gonna clean that out.

      /P

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    2. Re:"In the year 2000" by Half+a+dent · · Score: 1

      "once we have 10 guys doing this, we will have 100 following them, and 10,000 following the first 110"

      Are you counting in decimal or binary?

    3. Re:"In the year 2000" by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      If some things are unthinkable for you, perhaps you should upgrade your thinking?

  43. Dammit! by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

    We cannot read minds, period. We see a correlation between brain activity in certain areas based on behavior or what the subject is seeing, etc, but it is purely a correlation. This Neuroscientist should have his PhD revoked for not understanding that correlation doesn't imply causation!!!

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    There is more to science than physics!

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  44. Surgery for an upgrade? by mqsoh · · Score: 1

    Answering my email in the palm of my hand is good enough. I don't need major surgery for hardware upgrades.

  45. Re:Goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, all these years later, I for one, still think this joke is funny... Now imagine the future malware that infects someone's cranial implant with a synthetic experience that makes them experience goatse in a way that is indistinguishable from really being there? or better yet, experience being goatse, bending over by the mirror, feeling the gapingness, and shoving things up there. If firewall tech is anything like it is today, I think I'll pass on the implants. But the possibilities for pushing people over the edge are tantalizing in the cybernetic future.

  46. Understanding nature by fermion · · Score: 3, Interesting
    One thing we do is assume that we understand everything as soon as we understand a little bit. At one time it was thought that if we had enough weather stations, we could predict the weather perfectly. We now know that there are extremely small perturbations that cause effects which are extremely difficult to predict. It was thought with enough pesticides and monocultures and cross fertilization we could end world hunger with few other negative side effects. We now have repeatedly seen the negative side effects of such patterns. Orange trees that were not resistant to novel pests and had to be replaced with old growth, contamination of the water supply to the point that the fish are unsuitable for regular ingestion. Red apples that are very pretty but quite horrible in every other respect.

    Then we get to our assumptions about animals. It was thought that if we sequence a genome, all would be revealed. We now know that the story is very much more complex that simply saying this gene sequence does this. The orientation of the genes seems to be an issue. Genes seem to activate or not depending on the presence of other genes. The high school analysis of genetics seems quite inadequate, and the old yarns about improvement through cross pollination seems as antiquated as staying home to make sure one doesn't miss a phone call.

    I don't think we are anywhere near the point where we can predict the side effects of messing with complex natural systems. We can't even predict the side effects of delivering psychotropic drugs to kids. We do so because we want our kids to be 'normal' and succeed in school and life, and then get angry when the negative side effects emerge. Of course they will be negative side effects. Nothing is free. Entropy is always increasing, and nature will have her way. I have no doubt we will engineer our children. I just hope that our courts are not tied up by the whiny parents with fantastic dreams of the perfect kid, and we approach the process to create a more holistic child, and not just to further the Aryan state.

    --
    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    1. Re:Understanding nature by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes,yes. Our ancestors didn't know as much as we and we not as much as our progeny will. The world as it has and will be.

      Yet despite the gloomy prose, it is a better place now than then. I certainly wouldn't want to live a hundred years ago, what with hardly any refrigeration, biomedicine, etc. And, it will be a better place in the future.

      "Entropy is always increasing, and nature will have her way."
      Meaningless. Entropy is physics, not social or biological.

      "...and we approach the process to create a more holistic child, and not just to further the Aryan state."
      You're worried that much about neo-Nazis? Don't be. Oh, I think you mean we'll try to eliminate genetic abnormalities and try to make the kids physically and mentally better. That would be bad why?

    2. Re:Understanding nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when one lives with frequent hurricanes and the occasional tornado, one tends to develop a healthy respect for entropy. It may be wrong to apply basic science to purely social situations in which emotions play an overwhelming role, but, unlike the wishful thinking of certain Pollyanna's, no amount of wishful thinking will change the laws of thermodynamics.

  47. Tin Foil! by ynososiduts · · Score: 1

    Do you honostly trust big corporations implanting chips in your brain? I don't care what ability it gives me, that is just something that can be used to supress our rights further. I don't need to be on call 24/7, I check my email every other day, and if I'm deaf/blind I'll stick with the hearing aid and seeing eye dog. I grew up with technology, as most people did who read slashdot, however it is getting scary to see where it is going. It's getting too advanced for our own good. Pretty soon we are going to be dependant on technology for every day to day task that may depend on some outside service (power/network). That is the day I move to the middle of nowhere, build my own solar panel array, plow my own fields, and live a self sustaining life not dependant on outside services.

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    622677120
  48. The Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is only a matter of time before we become The Culture.

    P.S. And do you realize what technology is doing for governance right now.

    1. Re:The Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      From that Wikipedia article:

      Physiology
      Techniques in genetics are advanced to the point where bodies are freed from built-in limitations: severed limbs grow back, sexual physiology can be voluntarily changed from male to female and back (though the process itself takes time), sexual stimulation and endurance are strongly heightened in both sexes (something that is often subject of envious debate among other species), any pain can be 'blanked out', possible poisons or toxins can be bypassed away from the digestive system, automatic reflexes such as breathing can be switched to conscious control, and bones and muscles adapt quickly to changes in gravity without the need to exercise them.

      Hormonal levels and other chemical secretions can also be consciously monitored and controlled. Furthermore, the humans of the Culture are equipped with drug glands in the base of their skull which secrete on command any of a large selection of chemicals, from the merely relaxing to the mind-altering: "Snap" is described in Use of Weapons and The Player of Games as "The Culture's favourite breakfast drug", and presumably resembles super-charged caffeine. "Sharp Blue" is described as a utility drug, as opposed to a sensory enhancer or a sexual stimulant and helps in problem solving. "Quicken", mentioned in Excession, puts experiences in slow motion. Other such self-produced drugs include "Calm", "Gain", "Charge", "Recall", "Diffuse", "Somnabsolute", "Focus", and "Crystal Fugue State".

  49. Using Technology to Enhance Humans by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's funny to read an article like this after reading how technology makes people drive their cars off a cliff or into a speeding train.

    I can imagine the news:

    Suzy, 23, said her bionic implants made her drink boiling water until her jaw dropped. "The implant said it's room temperature, and I have absolute trust in my bionic implants".

  50. Are we ready for such a future? by dominious · · Score: 1

    having a chip inside our brain to answer our email messages? Are we ready for such a future? I was gonna say something but suddently all I think is HOW TO ENLARGE MY PENIS i dont know why
  51. This article only scratches the surface by zantolak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When things really take off (they've obviously already begun) there won't just be simple enhancements like integrated email and genetic corrections. There are so many other possibilities that the article hasn't brought up. Once nanomachines become practical, they could become part of us, reconstructing any damaged DNA, destroying cancer cells and unwanted pathogens, reversing aging, and augmenting the brain or even replacing biological neurons and synapses as the substrate of our minds. As computers increase in speed and become more and more parallel, we'll be able to move our consciousness to the digital realm, eventually allowing us to experience subjective years in a second, rewire the way we think, and literally expand our minds. This is way past merely having a cell phone in your head, but it's a bit much for most people to conceive of.

    1. Re:This article only scratches the surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This isnt about having a cell-phone in your head. This is about every atom in the universe being used as data storage or manipulation and each, formerly-human, point of consciousness being a node in a universal matter network. Don't think of a human with a cell-phone in their head or special robotic muscles, think of a state of being beyond humanity. Think of consciousness beyond organic brains, existing on mass scales - dyson spheres of pure computronium. Rearrange the matter of the universe into a purely functional state and let our "minds" execute on new, infinitely superior platforms.

      When I think of the future, the technology is the interesting part. The philosophy is the mind-blowing part. When you realize the truth, a pure materialism and atheism, the possibilities of "existence" are incredible. You can't help but wonder what reality, or a consciousness (an entity observing and reacting to reality), even is (or if it exists, free will and all) - but it is certainly much more than a mere human or the human experience.

  52. 7 of 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not bad being in the same family with 7 of 9

  53. Cities by simpl3x · · Score: 1

    You forgot the greatest augmentation of all. How would anybody survive without society and social interaction? Living in a cabin in Montana and purchasing bullets does not count!

    My take is that we are going to go through an enormous re-urbanization soon for a variety of reasons. Cities are already the engines that drive entire regions. We may find ourselves increasingly relying on others' intellectual specializations. Think of a city as a giant brain and you as a neuron.

    We are not nature.

  54. Enhancing internal mental experience by dircha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a great deal of concern for enchancing our capacity for experiencing the world, or durability to experience it longer, but very little for enhancing our internal mental experience, which is what this all seems to be about in the end.

    We know that all of our experiences are the result of the workings of and inputs into our nervous and sensory systems, and ultimately our brains. If the goal is to enhance our own experience, it seems that ultimately direct input to our nervous and sensory systems and even the brain by electrical signals is the most effective, most efficient, most sustainable means of enchancing our own experiences.

    There is no jet fuel to pollute our water and air when you fly across the world in an airplane in your mind. There are no natural disasters in this world if you do not want there to be. There is no death to see or experience if you do not want there to be.

    And there is no reason to believe that experiences grounded in physical reality are the most enjoyable experiences to have. Evolution and geological processes are not directed to enchancing the quality of human mental experience, and to the extent they have enhanced it, by no means do we have reason to believe they have maximized it. And it may be technically very difficult to simulate the fullness of experience of the real sensory world to the mind. But perhaps raw emotions and sensations coupled with abtract realities can be every bit or more enjoyable.

    There is also the matter of induced dreaming. Dreaming is a very cheap way to simulate experiencing the world - or some other - in a way that often seems very enjoyable to many people. If we could find ways through technology to induce and enhance the dreaming experience, we could relatively cheaply improve the quality of experience for many people.

    Dreaming seems to consist in very real and compelling experiences, or at least the sense of having had real and compelling experiences. I retain very little of what I dream about, but at the moment I awake or perhaps just before, if I have had a dramatic dream, I have the very real experience of remembering having just had real and compelling experiences (whether I have or not I do not know).

    If enhancing quality and duration of experience is our aim, then I think these will be ultimately the most rewarding courses to pursue.

    Unfortunately, perhaps, I stubbornly believe there is much more to life than enhancing the quality and duration of experience.

    1. Re:Enhancing internal mental experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there is no reason to believe that experiences grounded in physical reality are the most enjoyable experiences to have. What you're forgetting is the shared nature of physical reality. If I see Joe's house burning, then I know that if you walk into Joe's house you will die. I will see Joe's house on the evening news. I can talk to you tomorrow about Joe's house.

      On the other hand if Joe's house burning is a synthetically induced experience in only my head, nobody else experiences the same thing. I can't talk to anybody about what I saw. Nobody knows what I saw. Nobody talks about what I saw. Everything I experience is limited to myself.

      The fact that external reality is the same for everybody is an important fact that allows for a common base from which to talk about experience with other people. If Bob thinks he can fly, he's welcome to jump off a cliff, but physical reality doesn't stop existing just because Bob stops believing in it. The same is not true of artificial realities.
    2. Re:Enhancing internal mental experience by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Uh sure.... yeah, let's all just go into comas but plug in to 2nd life and a full life support system ala the matrix and it'll be all good!????

      I say go for it. Tell me how it all is via email and I'll tell you how it is have a perfect world out here with hopefully 33% less people wandering around. You and your friends can sit in your bio-bubbles hooked up to virtual reality and the rest of us will enjoy our new-found over abundance of natural resources and traffic free highways. As long as you keep doing work mind you and contributing to the economy.. in fact now that you are virtual do you think you could just work an extra 4 hours each day... maybe change your VR to be a 32 hour day where you work for 12 hours. This way the rest of us can just hold part time jobs doing fun things. You can design robots to take care of your bodies so we don't have to... we'll just make sure they get enough power to do their job, 'k

      sounds good, when do you think you can get started? I'd like to take a vacation here pretty soon.

      --
      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    3. Re:Enhancing internal mental experience by holomorph · · Score: 1

      Yea, I like sleeping and reading fiction too :)

  55. We must evolve ourselves or be replaced by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I haven't seen a comment on this viewpoint yet:

    At some point in the near future, people will figure out how to make a machine that can learn. At that point, it will only be a matter of time before there are machines that will be more intelligent than a typical human, and will be able to build bodies for themselves which are far superior to our biological bodies.

    If we haven't learned how to evolve ourselves, either through genetics and/or cybernetics at that stage, we _will_ be replaced as the dominant life form in this region of space.

    1. Re:We must evolve ourselves or be replaced by zantolak · · Score: 1

      This is why it's important to build friendly AI that views us as collaborator rather than competitor. When it becomes smarter than us, and it surely will, there's no telling what it will do, which is why we need to guide it to behave in ways that won't harm us.

    2. Re:We must evolve ourselves or be replaced by klik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and when it is smarter than us, it will see us as a collaborator, in the way that we see say, for example, a dog, or a tool as a collaborator. working alongside us doesnt necessarily mean we are the dominant part of the team.

      --
      open your mind too much and your brain falls out!
    3. Re:We must evolve ourselves or be replaced by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Your other responder already described one part of the problem (whether we would be dominant in such a relationship), and I would also add that when such a being _is_ more intelligent than we are, how can we be sure that we _will_ be able to guide it in a way that it will remain friendly toward us?

      The only way we can retain some sort of parity in such a relationship is if we can stay on equal footing, ability-wise, so that those beings regard us as peers rather than pets. We have to either evolve ourselves or make sure that the AIs don't become more intelligent than us - but in a situation where an AI is learning & evolving itself, I don't think we would able to put such a lid on its capacity.

    4. Re:We must evolve ourselves or be replaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've got to say I take issue with a lot of your assumptions. First "near future" - if you've ever programmed a computer you'll know that getting them to "learn" anything is a huge chore. They're quite amazingly stupid.

      Second - technology has got better and better throughout history, but at some point we may fully understand the physics and engineering of everything and be able to do things maximally well within those physics, technology won't get any better when this happens. For instance, we've already reached the limit on the power efficiency of a non-heat-pump heating device (exactly 1.0) because that's a fundamental limit of thermodynamics.

      Third "bodies for themselves which are far superior to our biological bodies" - I don't think that just something is designed it's always going to be superior. Is a car superior to a human? It can move faster, but it uses hard-to-find fuel and it can't climb stairs or swim. In a fight between an AI-driven or remote controlled car and a human I'd back the one who can dig a trap. To make something better than a human body is not an easy task, we're autonomous, self-repairing, highly mobile, socially organised and can eat all kinds of stuff... current technology is laughable in comparison.

    5. Re:We must evolve ourselves or be replaced by meatmanek · · Score: 1

      When mutations occur, offspring are different than their parents.

      The only difference between genetically superior humans and robots that outlast and overpower humans is the method of creation.

    6. Re:We must evolve ourselves or be replaced by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Near future: within 200 years, with "near" being relative to our overall existence as a unique organism.

      Even assuming that our engineering starts bumping regularly against fundamental physical limits, there is still vast room for improvement, through expanding parallellism through nothing else. (Our own brain's evolution has been constrained quite a bit by its huge demands for energy, just being able to fit through the birth canal, and being able to carry our brains on a mobile platform - what kind of brain could you get if you didn't have those limits, much less being able to use a much more efficient/faster computation element than neurons?)

      We can already design systems that can solve specific problems much faster and more efficiently than we could ever hope to do ourselves without help. People are already studying self-organising systems - neural networks can already organize themselves in ways that are too complex for us to understand (for all but the simplest of networks). All it takes is someone who figures out how to make those self-organising systems dynamically adapt themselves to their environments, and that will be the beginning of our end.

      As far as an improved body is concerned, biological systems are beautifully complex molecular systems, but I don't think you'll find too many biologists that couldn't think of at least a few improvements here or there. There are also some inherent limits to computation systems based on chemical reactions (slow compared to pure electronics!) that we would need to be able to bypass to compete with a "built-from-scratch" brain. I also think that you're being _seriously_ unimaginative about what AI will eventually be able to do - we're talking about FUTURE technology, not current technology.

      There is nothing in your list: "autonomous, self-repairing, highly mobile, socially organised and can eat all kinds of stuff" that a properly-designed set of machines can't do (especially if they adopt an insect-like "hive" organization), and if we can't compete as a species, we will disappear from the universe, with Darwin's work as our epitaph.

  56. We should not be worried... by EmotionToilet · · Score: 2

    Whatever happens, it will probably progress slowly and isn't anything we need to be worried about. We will find ways to link our brains with machines, we will invent new ways to communicate, which is something humans always have done, and we will slightly mesh our brains and bodies with implanted neural tissue and sometimes electrical devices, but I don't think there will be a demand for things that are too invasive to our lives and our ability to stabilize and control ourselves. We might have the ability to create all of these fancy chips and neural tissue, but if there is no demand, there won't be any money to be made. Of course for someone like Stephen Hawking, being able to hook your brain up to a mouse on a computer and type with your thoughts would be a great improvement to his quality of life, and is something I'd like to see happen. But for the average person to receive "upgrades", I think it's something that is unnecessary and isn't something we should be too worried about. Besides, with the rising risk of oil running out, global warming, and nuclear warfare, I think we'd be better off spending this money enjoying life while it still exists, or helping people in other countries stabilize their economies and educational systems. Feeding hungry kids and helping poor families get an education... Oh wait... we can't even do that in America yet... Sorry guys....

    1. Re:We should not be worried... by jcgf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      think it's something that is unnecessary and isn't something we should be too worried about. Besides, with the rising risk of oil running out, global warming, and nuclear warfare, I think we'd be better off spending this money enjoying life while it still exists, or helping people in other countries stabilize their economies and educational systems.

      Why is it whenever something cool comes along someone has to say "the money could be better spent blah blah blah"? Just because you don't see a need for it doesn't mean that people shouldn't spend money on it, it's not like we don't have enough to spend on this and fuel alternatives. Besides, if you are so sure the world is going to end, why spend money on educational systems etc at all?

      I for one would love to have the ability to download documents to a chip connected to my brain. Just think of how useful it would be to have instant memorized knowledge of a piece of literature before you were going to write an essay or having the latest linux bible etc in your head for work.

    2. Re:We should not be worried... by EmotionToilet · · Score: 1

      So you're thinking about something like in the Matrix, where they hook you up and download information? I agree it would be useful. There are obviously things that computers can do that we very easily fail at, and I can see how better implementing these technologies into our bodies could improve us in some scenarios. I do think it's important that we not forget about other countries and their development. Some of them are having a hard time due to their culture, or government, or economic situation, or geographic region. I think all people everywhere should have access to information and education and have a chance to grow. I'm not saying we should abandon all new developments until everyone in the world has equal rights and all... I just think that we're at a point where things are so extreme for some countries that we should stop and help them a little bit. We live like kings here and we're lucky we can sit around and chat on web pages like /. Many people are lucky if they get dinner... or if they don't get AIDS... That's all....

    3. Re:We should not be worried... by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of that, but poor families not being able to get an education? With the exception of some big city schools with no funds, children in this country have every opportunity to learn, and they simply do not value it the way many other nations do. And even in the bad schools, if you are MOTIVATED, you can go very far, and learn all you want. Most of these kids just don't care, some because they come from a culture of poverty where education is looked down on, others because they are too lazy even though they see the value, but I don't feel the public should have to make some massive effort to motivate kids to pay attention in school, the opportunity is there, most children of poor families are simply uninterested in it. Yes, I am from a poor family and attended a diverse high school in a bad neighborhood, the only difference between me and the kids smoking and playing handball behind the shopping mall across from the schoolyard instead of going to class was I WANTED to learn. That being said, the current public school system is an assembly line designed to bang out walmart clerks unless you navigate it very carefully and look for real learning opportunities, but thats the whole system end to end, not just in bad neighborhoods.

    4. Re:We should not be worried... by jcgf · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying we should abandon all new developments until everyone in the world has equal rights and all... I just think that we're at a point where things are so extreme for some countries that we should stop and help them a little bit.

      What? stop all scientific research for a little while? until you feel less guilty? what's the timeline for this project?

      Many people are lucky if they get dinner... or if they don't get AIDS... That's all....

      You're not lucky if you don't get aids, you just don't fuck everything that comes along. In many places they believe that screwing a virgin will cure aids...if they're that dumb why should I worry if they don't eat?

  57. "Humanity" is being continually redefined by Morgaine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Will we remain human?" isn't really an interesting question, because we will always consider "human" whatever happens to be accepted as normal at the time.

    Today we don't regard a person with breast implants or metal+plastic hip replacements as anything other than human, and this trend will continue as replacement technology improves and our rather crappy protein organs get upgraded bit by bit.

    A far better question though is ... "Can we afford not to upgrade?", once a particular replacement has become very popular and widely accepted and inexpensive. Because to say "No" to upgrades on the basis of some rather retro urge to remain "natural" is a recipe for being left behind.

    Do that for long enough and you've destined your family for extinction.

    --
    "The question of whether machines can think is no more interesting than [] whether submarines can swim" - Dijkstra
    1. Re:"Humanity" is being continually redefined by JohnnyDoh · · Score: 0

      "A far better question though is ... "Can we afford not to upgrade?", once a particular replacement has become very popular and widely accepted and inexpensive. Because to say "No" to upgrades on the basis of some rather retro urge to remain "natural" is a recipe for being left behind."

      I'm sure that would be the slogan of the implant manufacturers....except for the inexpensive part.

    2. Re:"Humanity" is being continually redefined by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      "Will we remain human?" isn't really an interesting question, because we will always consider "human" whatever happens to be accepted as normal at the time.

      Okay... which "human"? The heavily genetically modified humans, the heavily mechanically modified humans, or the ones who decided to not bother with any of it? As long as the brain remains mostly untouched, or unmodified, we're good to go? Or do we just settle on saying "anything with a soul"? Coming up from below (eventually) is something else to blur the lines even more: Artificial Intelligence. The day we get a self-aware and sentient artificial program going, all bets are off.

      I wouldn't even want to touch the questions of reproductive compatibility... and racism/bigotry might (this go 'round) have fundamental points of biological and/or mechanical logic to generate fear and hatred - not just blather based on appearance, culture, and sheer ignorance.

      A far better question though is ... "Can we afford not to upgrade?", once a particular replacement has become very popular and widely accepted and inexpensive. Because to say "No" to upgrades on the basis of some rather retro urge to remain "natural" is a recipe for being left behind.

      Do that for long enough and you've destined your family for extinction.

      I beg to disagree - all it would take is for one new strain of virus (biological or programmatical), and suddenly the affected population could well be toast; it could be that only the unmodified folks survive. Then again, that wide and serious diversity could be humanity's redundancy and saving grace as well.

      /P

      --
      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    3. Re:"Humanity" is being continually redefined by feitingen · · Score: 1

      I beg to disagree - all it would take is for one new strain of virus (biological or programmatical), and suddenly the affected population could well be toast; it could be that only the unmodified folks survive. Then again, that wide and serious diversity could be humanity's redundancy and saving grace as well.

      A entire population will not, and cannot be affected by a programmatical virus.
      I believe that like now, to catch a computer virus and let it do any damage one has to be either very reckless or a computer illiterate.
      I for one welcome a future where stupidity and computer illiteracy is deadly.
      --
      This sig is intentionally left blank.
    4. Re:"Humanity" is being continually redefined by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      A entire population will not, and cannot be affected by a programmatical virus.

      A little while back, a vast majority of the networked MSSQL server population was bit, and bit hard... by one rapid programmatical virus (Blaster). Fortunately, it wasn't a deadly one. While not all MSSQL servers were hit, it certainly affected the product as a whole, no? All of this came about because Microsoft hadn't anticipated that anyone would put an SQL box onto a live Internet connection, and had institutionally forgotten that they left a root-level default account and password on the thing listening on an open port.

      Now replace "MSSQL" with "Acme Brain Communicators" or whatever... and give the Blaster code a bit of a modification, enough to permanently incapacitate the victim...

      I believe that like now, to catch a computer virus and let it do any damage one has to be either very reckless or a computer illiterate.

      How many MSSQL admins/MCSE's/MSDBA's at the time even knew about the default account (IIRC it was documented, but only indirectly and was buried)? Sometimes things just blindside the users (sucks to use proprietary code, ne? But even with FOSS, how many sysadmins are going to read every line of code in every product that he or she uses?)

      I for one welcome a future where stupidity and computer illiteracy is deadly.

      Nice thought, but the problems arise when you consider that bystanders stand a chance of catching trouble too. It's like saying "I for one ... where drunk driving is deadly" in some ways. For example, when Blaster hit (there are lots of other examples, but this one happens to be the most blatant), it created a HUGE DDoS that caused large chunks of the 'net to sag under the load. Why should I, a *nix user, be forced to pay in slowdowns for some idiot flaw in a competitor's product that I have never used or will ever use? Same way w/ this hypothetical cyborg virus thingy... some of those 'borgs are going to be operating sensitive or damned large equipment. Some may be performing surgery at the time. Others may be fine-tuning, oh, a nuclear/fusion reactor when they get bit... any of those scenarios are going to be rather painful to not only the victim, but anybody else who happens to be in the way. Not exactly poetic justice, is it?

      /P

      --
      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
  58. On the contrary by coder111 · · Score: 1

    What about Transhumanism? Using technology to make us MORE human? More moral? More ethical? Maybe transhumanism would open us the way to new order of society/government, because this fake-brainwashed-democracy/capitalism/polluting-sh ort-term-thinking-corporatocracy shit is starting to show its drawbacks more and more.

    Not all Sci-Fi/possible futures is about robots running around wanting to genocide all humanity. Robots/cybernetic enhancements could actually be good for us.

    I look back and I wonder what happened. Belief in science and progress is all but gone. What went wrong? We went from society of people with a vision of bright future and grand goals to a society of sheep that sees nothing more than getting a paycheck and buying some latest most-marketed useless shit. Was it the cold war? Was it because advancement of science wasn't rapid enough or didn't offer enough improvement of daily life? Or am I just looking at the past with rose-colored glasses?

    --Coder

  59. Lain Serial Experiments by coder111 · · Score: 1

    Have you seen it? Go watch it, even if you don't especially like anime :)

    Then come back and tell me what you think :)

    --Coder

    1. Re:Lain Serial Experiments by discord5 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen it? Go watch it, even if you don't especially like anime :)

      Serial Experiments Lain is a bit too much simply because it mentions hivemind a couple of times. It's a great show, but just watching it for the few references it makes to it does not warrant having to sit through the slow pacing and nearly 6 hours of TV. I'd not even watch it if I especially liked anime.

  60. That's only the case if you allow it to be so by Rix · · Score: 1

    I make it clear that I answer and return calls at my own convenience. I almost never answer my cell phone if I'm physically with other people, because they get first priority. If they want a call back, they can leave a message. If it's important, they can send me a text message telling so. Otherwise, I assume it can just wait until the next time I see them.

    Technology, like everything else, can only control you if you choose to allow it to.

    1. Re:That's only the case if you allow it to be so by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      I make it clear that I answer and return calls at my own convenience. I almost never answer my cell phone if I'm physically with other people, because they get first priority. If they want a call back, they can leave a message. If it's important, they can send me a text message telling so. Otherwise, I assume it can just wait until the next time I see them
      --
      It's only important to _them_!
      I never had a cellphone, never saw the need. I call my wife once a day during workdays to check for errants that might get forgotten otherwise, but nobody else, ever.
      I'm no vendor so I'm not afraid of losing customers or whatever and I got too many normal calls in the past by people who wanted to pick my brain because they are too lazy to RTFM or the helpfile.

      Cellphone users just assume that everybody has to be at their disposal all the time, well not me.

      I see my friends regularly at dinner-parties and I don' pick up the landline phone at home either, it's for my wife in 99.9% of the cases anyway.

  61. On One Condition by ThePsion5 · · Score: 0

    That I can have a Railgun installed on my arm. That would ROCK.

  62. Two things that concern me by th3rmite · · Score: 1

    Only two things concern me about "human enhancements": 1) Will my boss be able to tell if I'm spending the afternoon with my wife instead of at work? 2) Will my wife be able to tell if I'm spending the evening at the bar instead of at home?

  63. No need for human contact for that... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Living in a cabin in Montana and purchasing bullets does not count!

    Actually, if you're living in a cabin in Montana, you probably already know that you can cast your own bullets, preferably from the ones recovered from yesterday's dinner.

    Now, modern gunpowder ... that's a little more difficult.

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  64. I'll take one. by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 2, Interesting

    MILLIE in Oath of Fealty. Supercomputer that people (executives of the arcology in this case) connect to via wireless network from an implant to have instant access to whatever information they might need. Just as people can pretend to be more intelligent than they really are online by pulling information off the net, I would now be able to do the same so long as I have connectivity. Oh, and an push button off switch located just behind my ear, just in case of the equivalent goatse or white noise hack that occurs.

    --
    ---- Liquid was a patriot ----
  65. Re:Goatse! by nr1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now that completely reminds me of Ghost in the Shell...

  66. Re:And the answer was/will be: Resistence is Futil by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Advancement is great, but if you start meddling with what makes us human, it doesn't matter how good, noble or ethically correct your intentions are. You will lose.

    Spoken like a true Luddite. However, what I think you don't take into account is that "what makes us human" is always changing -- it's always just beyond our ability to change at any given moment.

    E.g.: in the mid-19th century, the idea of swapping blood with someone else was pretty macabre. After all, "the blood is the life," right? Hence, it got used as a plot device in Dracula (among other novels), as a way of showing the 'human essence.'

    But, once it became possible to routinely pump blood from one person to another, so that they didn't always die, and their personality didn't change, the criteria of 'what makes us human' got pushed back a little further. Okay, so we can now swap blood -- nope, that doesn't make us human; it's not what makes us unique. Suddenly, a blood transfusion doesn't seem so bizarre anymore.

    Not too many years later, you have people getting their organs swapped. Although not too many rational folks really thought this would change one's personality, there was still some squeamishness on the part of the public, initially. But over time, it became accepted. Just because you have someone else's liver inside you, and maybe somebody else's heart and lungs, you're not them. Whatever makes you human? Not sure, but haven't hit it yet.

    What about brains? We know that can cause personality changes. Seems pretty ghoulish. But there are thousands of people in the world today running around with implanted electrodes in their brains, allowing them to hear better, or not have seizures, or see -- are they still human? Yep.

    The fear that we'll change "what makes us human" is the same sort of vague uneasiness that caused cartographers to draw giant sea creatures at the edges of their maps. It's a fear of the unknown, of change. But when you get close to it, suddenly it doesn't seem quite so scary anymore. That's how change happens. We'll make a change, realize we're still human, still here, afterwards, and push the "what makes us human" mark out a little beyond our current grasp. Repeat, over and over, and even if the end product isn't recognizable as a "person" to us today (just like Steven Hawking would probably be written off as some sort of carnival freak by anyone born in the 18th or early 19th century), people will never really question their humanity.

    That thing that "makes us human" will always be one or two discoveries away, just like the sea monsters were always a little beyond the edge of the known map.

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  67. Why being a cyborg scares people?! by Kensai7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is bad being a cyborg, anyway? Why is everyone scared of losing the so-called human nature? Do you lose it when you place a heart pacemaker if you have arrhythmias or a metal plate after a head trauma? Are we sure we will become less human because we would use technology [let's say] to monitor our physiological or other parameters or interface with other humans and machines around us?

    This IS evolution fellows, not "natural" evolution, mind you, but still evolution.

    Thus... assimilate or perish!
    (if being human means staying with recognized "design flaws" then it's ok for some of us to be called another species)

    --
    "Sum Ergo Cogito"
  68. Warwick by VShael · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Sounds like some scope for bullshit and vaporware here... Paging Professor Warwick!

  69. Borg... by PrimordialSoup · · Score: 1

    "We are the Borg, Resistance is futile, We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own." - I guess thats the only way to achieve peace among us humans

  70. I'm applying for the patent. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Have you ever made a real-life mistake where your first instinct was "undo!"?

    Yes, except I call that button "Oh, Shit."

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  71. laughing man... by puneypunk · · Score: 0
  72. I would approve of by MichailS · · Score: 1

    improved spectrum vision that reaches into the IR/UV wavelengths.

    Would make nighttime driving safer and I would understand technological equipment an thermodynamic processes better.

  73. Lost the path we have. by Yoda+Jedi+Master · · Score: 1

    Weak the flesh is. But even weaker it will become, as it seeks to correct a weakness, with technology.

  74. Is that a joke? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Is that a joke? No, seriously.

    I'm sorry, but in all job interviews I've been, nothing even starts to move in less than a month. They'll want a CV first, then send you some forms/questionnaire/whatever to fill, wait some time as they wait for candidates and/or process the mountain of resumes, then you're one of a hundred or more guys interviewed, and only then anything actually happens.

    The scenario you describe is nothing short of some company's making it a lottery. They skipped everything and just went with the first guy who had the cell phone on. I'm sorry, unless it's a janitor job, it just won't happen. And even for janitors, they still might talk to more than one, just to see who wants less money.

    For a high paying job? Heh. Not even in your dreams. High paying jobs are also important jobs, one way or another. You don't hire your next software architect or even manager by lottery. Even if you didn't care about their qualifications (unlikely already), the very definition of "high paying" means that there's room for a lot of savings by interviewing more than one person and maybe excluding the ones with exorbitantly unreasonable demands.

    Also, all job interviews I've been in, were preceeded by aggreeing on a reasonable time. Even if the company does have the upper hand there, it is generally understood that there might be times that simply aren't an option. Maybe on day X I'm scheduled in court, or maybe it's mom's funeral, or whatever, you know? It might have to be scheduled on the next day, or even next week.

    Even if (ad absurdum) someone was that brain dead to make their request "I want you for the job interview here _now_, in 5 minutes!", would I want to work for that company? No, not really. It's just an indication of their general attitude, and that more unreasonable demands will come.

    So basically, the example is akin to telling me "wear a Roman armour all the time, just in case you get your once-in-a-lifetime chance to travel 2000 years back in time and be elected Emperor!" Well, no, thank you very much, I'll take my chances and wear my usual outfit. The chances of that happening are close enough to nil, and I wouldn't lose _that_ much sleep even if that chance came and I missed it.

    Yes, I know it was just an example, but that's the whole problem: all the examples on this topic are scenarios that are (A) extremely unlikely, and (B) silly. If the best reasons for being a full time telephone operator all the time, are such contrived scenarios that will never happened anyway, then excuse me if I do turn my cell phone off anyway. Between (a) having some privacy and time to myself, and (b) the unlikey chance that something like that happens, I'll choose the former every single time.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:Is that a joke? by tftp · · Score: 1

      Contracting jobs are often awarded on a very short notice if there is a fire to be put out.

    2. Re:Is that a joke? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Even then they don't give them on 5 minutes notice. I _have_ been called on 3 firefighting jobs this year alone, and nothing spectacularly happened if my phone was off for an hour or two.

      --
      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  75. "Using Technology to Enhance Humans" by koduck · · Score: 1

    Look at Arab States - they ENHANCED themselves without any technology. ;-)

  76. Drill holes in your head by khallow · · Score: 1

    Have you done it? Go do it even if you think drilling holes in your head is a bad thing :)

    Then come back and tell me what you think :)

    PS, it annoys me when people just ask you to exert considerable effort without explaining why you should do so.
    1. Re:Drill holes in your head by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 1

      Does it really take too much of your mental capacity to extrapolate that his request might be related to the previous poster's comments about hive minds and such?

      PS: It amuses me when people like you display such a blatant lack of imagination and intelligence.

    2. Re:Drill holes in your head by khallow · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you didn't get my point yet so I suppose you haven't yet followed my modest suggestion. I recommend a drill bit designed for concrete. The human skull can be surprisingly hard to penetrate.

      More seriously, this kind of bull is the sort of thing religious evangelists and spammers do. Anyone who does anything on the internet gets bombarded with requests for their time and money. It's just good form when the post is read by a lot of people to supply a reason why the reader should be interested.
    3. Re:Drill holes in your head by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 1

      More seriously, this kind of bull is the sort of thing religious evangelists and spammers do.

      Dude, just don't watch the anime. It's not like he's forcing you to do it at gunpoint. Besides, you'll get over it.

    4. Re:Drill holes in your head by khallow · · Score: 1

      What's it to you anyway? I at least had a valid point.

  77. Wow! by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

    "We can grow neurons on silicone plates; we can make the blind see; the deaf hear; we can read minds."

    Growing neurons on silicone plates! Awesome! Just what we need, smarter breast implants!

    If this guy can't even tell the difference between silicon and silicone, then why on earth should anyone take his tech prognosticating seriously?

    1. Re:Wow! by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      What a delightful moniker...Misty.

      --
      Ice Cream has no bones.
  78. "a chip inside our brain to answer our email" by Kvasio · · Score: 1
    "having a chip inside our brain to answer our email messages"


    Someone suggesting such thing obviously has not been drunk too often in his/her life. Just imagine upsetting your significant other, your business partners and friends every time you get out for drinks.... :)

    1. Re:"a chip inside our brain to answer our email" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worst yet, your SPAM filter goes down and you keep gettnig emails until you have a raging headache. Tired, you think "Turn off receiving email" so that you can get a good night sleep. Course, while sleeping you dream about your day and dream about receiving all those SPAM's. Next thing you know, your dream reactivates the chip and you start receiving emails - keeping you awake and making you late for work.

      Yeah, a little over the top but think about what humans do sub-consciously and you'll find that this chip feature may lead to some interesting results.

  79. Mind Reading by rastilin · · Score: 1

    It's been a while since I heard about it but I believe that with a non-poisonous magnetic dye, you can track the change in blood flow inside the brain by use of a specialized scanner. Since different parts of the brain are responsible for different general areas of thought, you can make an educated guess about what a person is thinking by observing these changes.

    --
    How do you kill that which has no life?
    1. Re:Mind Reading by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Um, no. Not even close. Those areas are so vague (temporal, visual, general logic, etc) that you cannot tell even what topic, much less what thoughts are going on.

      MRI is easier and far less intrusive, but still no.

    2. Re:Mind Reading by rastilin · · Score: 1

      I foresaw that someone would point that out. But it's an excellent lie detector. When people lie, they use their frontal lobes far more than their long term memory, when they tell the truth, the reverse is true. That's the first thing that comes to mind but I'm sure there are other applications. In any case, my point is only to point to a situation that might fit the description mentioned previously, it's arguable what degree of precision qualifies as "Mind Reading".

      --
      How do you kill that which has no life?
  80. Please make it so! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can only wish for the day that my arthritis ridden body can be replaced by a robot one!
    PLEASE DO IT SOON!!!

  81. One sentance... by marktoml · · Score: 1

    from TFA, referring to our descendants:

    >They are incredibly alien to us.

    He certainly has my teenagers pegged...

  82. misidentified problem by jimmyfergus · · Score: 1

    The problem is not cellphones - you just have to take control and you can have it both ways.

    I tell my family and friends that I turn my phone off or to silent if I don't want to be contacted - it's usually in a conversation about the downsides of 24/7 connectivity in the modern world. Nobody has ever disagreed that it's a completely reasonable approach. Then they just accept that you're not always contactable, just like it used to be - they leave voicemail if it's important, just as they would on your home phone if you didn't have a cellphone.

    If you don't answer their cellphone voicemail within a reasonable time, it's no different from not answering emails or home answering machine messages.

    How upset are you if try to call someone at home, cellphone, or email, and can't get a response? Not very, I'd suggest. It's not such a big deal. People's enslavement to constant communication is entirely voluntary.

    1. Re:misidentified problem by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I have a deal with my family and friends... if it's an emergency, they call back immediately after they try the first time. Then I will make time for them, excuse myself from a meeting, whatever. Otherwise, I ignore the phone until I want to deal with it. Fortunately, my friends and family are quite good about that, and don't abuse it.

    2. Re:misidentified problem by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      My family never had an answering machine(My parents said "who wants to have to return calls? If they really need anything they'll call back")and I still don't have a cell phone.

  83. Implants? The issue is CONTROL ! by golodh · · Score: 1
    Really. What I miss from the discussion is the absolutely crucial aspect of control over gadgetry that people think of implanting. Let me explain please.

    Q: why would the issue of "control" be relevant at all?
    A: Control of body implants is an issue because our whole society is based on the idea that people control their own body without any outside agency being able to interfere.

    Even more to the point, large parts of the constitution seem to depart from that idea especially where it talks about freedom. An extreme is the right to bear arms, which guarantees our right to wield deadly force in exerting control over our immediate surroundings if we so choose. Now we aren't speaking of our surroundings here, but about our bodies.

    As I understand it, one of the fundamental ideas in the constitution is that it seeks to ensure freedom by ensuring individuals control over their own body and their own destiny. Now there is absolutely no trace of any (legal) guarantee, let alone one on par with a constitutional amendment, that would guarantee us control over what is implanted in our own bodies. Without that control our freedom may be compromised by whoever does have control over those implants.

    Q: What's the difference between an implant and a piece of paper with the same information?
    A: Well ... a piece of paper would typically require your knowledge and cooperation for anyone to read. Plus you would know that is being read. Electronic implants can typically communicate with the outside without you being aware of the fact, or giving your permission.

    And that's only the issue of the talking implants. Suppose you would implant something like a mobile phone in your body. How would you like it to be "hacked"? And supposing you had a blood-sugar control mechanism inside you that dispenses insulin when needed, but one that can communicate with the outside world, have it's firmware updated, and upload performce data to the doctor's computer. How would you like *that* thingy to be hacked?

    Q: who might possibly want to have control over our implants?
    A: That would be impossibly hard to map out in detail. However, every single person or agency out there has his/her/its own agenda which may or may not coincide with your best interests. Even when their interests are perfectly legal and legitimate.

    Their interest may be in being automatically aware of your identity when you enter a specific space, knowing whether you entered a specific space, being able to access information placed in your implants by others, etc..

    Think of your employer (ID, access information, health information). Think of your insurance company (health information, information on medical visits). Think of your bank (your account information stored into your body and readable at the desk by any teller clerk or bank manager). Think of credit-card organisations (were you there when that contested transaction took place?). Think of marketeers (e.g. personalised bill-board content).

    Now when you're done with that, think of pranksters, script kiddies, students and your average teenager. Practically no malicious intent there, just a pressing desire to test the limits.

    And finally think of how real criminals (e.g. the Russian mob) might be able to make use of some gizmo inside your body that will talk to the outside without your knowledge or consent.

    The problem is that with implants you can't easily wipe them, turn them off, or replace them. Definitely not by an end-user.

    Q: Huh? That sounds alarmist. Why should I expect perfectly respectable companies to leave me vulnerable to anything like that? Let them try and I would sue the six ways from Sunday. And others too.
    A: That's what you might think. But have you ever pictured a company such as Microsoft in charge of the software on your implants? Control of intimate par

  84. Not all of us... by SirBruce · · Score: 1

    ... only the best of us.

  85. Cyborgs? by jockeys · · Score: 1

    So will all we become cyborgs one day?



    I certainly hope so. According to some very reliable sources, all cyborgs will look and be able to fight like Van Damme, and who doesn't want that?
    --

    In Soviet Russia jokes are formulaic and decidedly non-humorous.
  86. Smart boobies? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1
    We can grow neurons on silicone plates...

    What's next, smart boobies? Please don't start growing neurons on anything made of silicone.

    --
    Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
  87. Re:Goatse! by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    Now that completely reminds me of Ghost in the Shell...

    Goatse in the Shell?

  88. Trust them with your thoughts indeed by phorm · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of things to trust. Not just the possibility of media in your brain, but things like
    a) Putting ideas in your head: brainwashing
    b) Wiping ideas from your head: memory-erasure
    c) Swiping ideas from your head: You think contracts that say "we own what you think" in terms of IP/ideas are bad, wait until they can lift them right from your brain

    While the thought of direct-interface with machines is pretty cool, the thought of involving other humans with their own agendas is scary when you consider the possibility in direct-to-brain contact.

  89. There is no "Which human?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay... which "human"?

    You seem to have failed to grasp the point made in the post to which you are replying. It's an evolving definition.

  90. GoogleBrain by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

    Google could index all of the information in my brain, and all for free!

  91. Ah, but there may well be... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    Okay... which "human"?

    You seem to have failed to grasp the point made in the post to which you are replying. It's an evolving definition.

    Quite the contrary: I realize that anyone can stretch the definition to fit whatever encompasses their particular situation. But - everyone will have their own definition, and it is likely that this definition will exclude individuals who might have otherwise fit.

    Once upon a not-so-distant past, individuals were considered by then-respectable authorities to be "sub-human" (that is, not quite a member of the full human race) because of the color of their skin, their culture, the way they prayed (or who they prayed to), and a whole host of other cosmetic reasons. I have no reason to believe that humanity, being what it is, will refuse to do so in the future, especially since differences will likely be far more fundamental (and very real) than the flimsy pseudo-scientific ones pointed at in the past.

    Right now, nearly any random man can mate with any random woman, and are almost statistically certain to have normal, genetically healthy children. If I, a (mostly) caucasian male in North America, mated with any random woman from any continent, culture, region, religion, what-have-you, I could readily expect with 99% statistical certainty that the resulting children would be born without defects or problem caused by the intermixing of genetic lineage between her and myself.

    Now fast-forward 10,000 years... think we could still do the same? If not, then what happens and what definitions apply? Sure, each grouping could still readily call themselves "human", but the genetic ties would have likely differentiated enough to cause problems - maybe. Then again, maybe not, if there is some sort of standard that everyone adheres to. We simply do not know, which is why I asked in the first place.

    In a general sense, GP may be right. But then, while Neanderthals were considered on a technical level to be human, I'm willing to bet that you'll find few folks today who would look upon them as being 'fully' human. Try this simple thought experiment: If you were transported back in time and presented with two potential mates, One Cro-Magnon and the other Neanderthal, which would you choose? Why?

    I suspect that future people will likely group themselves off in similar fashion, and for similar reasons. Over the long-view of time (we're talking lots of millennia now), these differences may become great enough to actually form separate and biologically incompatible species. So which will be the actual humans, and which will have a prefix or suffix appended to the title?

    /P

    --
    Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    1. Re:Ah, but there may well be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over the long-view of time (we're talking lots of millennia now), these differences may become great enough to actually form separate and biologically incompatible species. So which will be the actual humans, and which will have a prefix or suffix appended to the title?

      But that's precisely the point, there is no single "human", because it evolves --- you seem to be giving the label undue respect and importance for no reason that I can discern. It doesn't have a single meaning, nor does it apply to any single group except in their own minds. In fact it becomes a pretty meaningless term, except as a self-descriptive "the good guys".

      The relevant issue here though is that you wouldn't bet on the chances of the retro group versus those moving ahead through technological self-improvement -- the outcome is a forgone conclusion. So the parent's point holds: you can't afford to reject Mankind's self-evolution, or in time you will become extinct.

    2. Re:Ah, but there may well be... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      The relevant issue here though is that you wouldn't bet on the chances of the retro group versus those moving ahead through technological self-improvement -- the outcome is a forgone conclusion. So the parent's point holds: you can't afford to reject Mankind's self-evolution, or in time you will become extinct.

      Actually, I haven't said which group I would throw my own personal lot in with... until now. I'd happily hang out with the unmodified folks, truth be known. That way me and my progeny aren't subject to geneticists' mistakes, collapses of society/civilization (where mechanical parts becomes scarce-to-non-existant), and I (as well as my descendants) would be far better positioned to adapt to whatever comes at us from the natural world overall - mostly because modifications usually mean specialization. Evolution proves abundantly what happens to species lines that become too specialized to adapt, no?

      /P

      --
      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
  92. "Click" in brief by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    Sandler: I'm sorry everybody, I'm too preoccupied to do anything but stuffing my face with twinkies while I work all day and night. I don't want to spend time with my parents, Julie Kavner and Henry Winkler, or my wife and kids. My son will never notice if I show up late to his swim meet. But hey - my dog likes humping things! IT'S FUNNY! Also, I need a universal remote control because I'm a feeb. I have a great idea, I'll buy one at Bed, Bath, and... BEYOND!

    (And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...)

    Walken: Before you take this I have some very grave warnings.
    Sandler: Uh-huh, yeah. I'm gonna fast-forward through this part. Oh, no! I'm missing my own life!

    (...little boy blue and the man in the moon...)

    Sandler: Oh my god! I'm fat! I'm old! I'm divorced! Chris Walken is really mean! My dog died and they got another dog who also humps things! It's still funny! I guess being fat is automatically funny, too! I mean, fat suits are always funny. It was funny in Mrs. Doubtfire and in the Eddie Murphy version of "The Nutty Professor" and so this will be every bit as funny. But the remote keeps fast-forwarding past stuff even though I don't want it to! How come rewind doesn't let me do-over, but fast-forward puts the remote in control of all my life decisions? Isn't that a little bit of a disparity? Oh, I know, it's a metaphor for my life, wrapped up in a tidy plot device that lets me explore difficult concepts without having to really face them in the story.

    (...when ya comin' home dad? I don't know when, we'll be together then...)

    Sandler: And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me, he'd grown up just like me! My boy was just like me! I want to take it all back! Jacob Marley, you were right! Clarence, it is a wonderful life! Son, don't be a douche like your dad! Spirit, assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life!

    (dooblie-dooblie-dooblie...)

    Sandler: It was all a dream... OR WAS IT? Young man, what day is it today?
    Kid: Why, it's Christmas day, sir!
    Sander: Oh, joy of joys. Buy a big fat turkey. "Click", perhaps! It'll be on DVD before you know it. My dog is still humping things! AND IT'S STILL FUNNY! I'm going to yell at my wife so I can pull a switcheroo! It's heartwarming, except that I'm still basically yelling at my wife... I'm going to pile up all the lessons I've learned into an incoherent ball and throw them at everybody I see so they think I'm a mental case! I'm gonna call Julie Kavner and Henry Winkler! Henry's coin trick will continue to be the core of our father-son relationship!

    The End.

    --
    ---GEC
    I'm but the humble pupil, seeking to snatch the scratchbuilt pebble from the master's fully articulated hand
  93. Are there actually editors at /.? by ROU+Nuisance+Value · · Score: 1

    I dunno. "Will all we"? Or perhaps we all will.

  94. SPAM SPAM SPAM ... by Bat_Masterson · · Score: 1

    having a chip inside our brain to answer our email messages


    Imagine the SPAM... 8-)

    How long would it be before your brain shuts down due to too much spam... 8-)
  95. Copyright Law and Implants by Zan+Lynx · · Score: 1

    We're definitely going to need to overhaul our copyright laws.

    What happens to copyright when your neural implants can record and transmit everything you see and hear with perfect digital fidelity?

    At that point, going to a movie and making a copy of the movie are the same thing.

    The only way to avoid that would require copy protection inside our implants, and I'm not standing for MPAA Untrusted Computing in MY brain.

  96. Imagine a film from the 1950's by Gallowglass · · Score: 1

    Now suppose you plop a modern 21st C, wired geek into the middle of this. (For purposes of this simulation, assume that access to the supporting networks is available through the time-slip*.)

    Now imagine him walking down the street with his Bluetooth mobile phone headset chatting to tech support with his hands empty. Even if a native of the 1950's sees the thingy clamped to the geeks ear, will they consider it a phone or just a seriously weird earring? And what will they think of him as he walks by talking to thin air?

    My assumption is that they will think either, "Wierdo!" or "ESPER!!!"

    The future is now!

  97. Yea! by burdalane · · Score: 1

    I all in favor of cyborg enhancements as long as they increase individual freedom -- for example, increasing strength, flexibility, coordination, speed, stamina, eyesight, dexterity, intelligence, memory -- but not "enhancements" to personality. Sure, one can argue that enhanced humans should all have personalities that make them efficient and happy contributors to society, but society's only purpose is to ensure survival and comfort. If we manage to build robots do all the work in society, humans won't need to contribute and should have the freedom and leisure to be they want to be.

  98. I'm in by partowel · · Score: 0

    I'm all for replacing the human body.

    But only one thing is really in the way.

    Resources to do the job properly.

    It takes a lot of talent, multiple disciplines, and time.

    It's going to take "test" subjects.

    I would love to be more stronger, smarter, faster, etc.

    Who wouldn't???

    The bionic olympics would be a damn good show.

    The human body is garbage imo.

    It takes too long to heal, too slow to learn, blah blah blah.

    Long story short....its time for change.

    Some people really like their body......lol.

    Whatever. You can stay "human" if you want too.

    rofl.

  99. Are you American? by Rix · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's a cultural thing. I rarely run into poor phone etiquette that extreme. When I do, it's fairly simple to just take them aside and explain polite phone behaviour to them.

    I've never gotten a "Where are yoooooou" message, unless I'm not somewhere I'm supposed to be, and in that case I've usually called them to let them know what's happening.

    I'd always thought the "Canadians are more polite" thing was a myth.

  100. Health and Humanity by swamp_ig · · Score: 1

    To quote Greg Egan, the 21st century the biggest conflict will be over the definitions of two words, health and humanity.

    If someone has a prosthetic leg, few would argue they're no longer human, but what about if their whole body is prosthetic? Or half their brain is stored in silicon? Is someone who is permanently brain damaged no longer human, and therefore we have no moral imperitive to sustain their life?

    Is a self-sufficient and satisfied sociopath unhealthy, and therefore in need of being 'cured'? How about a happy, but mentally handicapped child? By treating either of these people, and changing them essentially into some other person, are we depriving them on their humanity?

  101. Re:And the answer was/will be: Resistence is Futil by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    What makes us human is very simple: our DNA. Cat DNA makes a cat a(n iteration of) cat. Can we blame Star Trek for this idea that being human is something other than being meat configured by a certain set of DNA instructions? i think "what it means to be human" is a self indulgent question until we get a real basis of comparison; some sort of alien sentience. As for identity, refer to the identity property, you are you. That's it. You can't be anyone else and you can't be no one. i've always been annoyed with people saying that they don't know who they are or need to figure out who they are. Look in the mirror. That's you. Remember your life, all that you've done and had done to you. That's you.

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  102. It's Roland again by hicksw · · Score: 1

    (1) Could someome please tell me how to configure Opera to skip this man's posts?

    (2) Be sure I won't RTFA, so I'll list a few technogical fixes to the individual human condition:

    Spectacles for old/odd eyeballs
    False teeth for the soup classes
    Hearing aids for those who haven't heard it all
    Clothing for those living outside equatorial climes
    Braces/suspenders for the waist-challenged
    Pen/pencil and paper for the forgetful

    It's things like these that are destroying humanity.

  103. Eliminate poverty? Possible, but not happening. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But please acknowledge that the unequal access to a limited suppply of money is the reason poverty exists and its part and parcel of the market system...

    I started to reach for the foe button but after a second thought hit the reply instead. By the way, I rate my foes up in my preferences, I tend to mark people as foes because I disagree with them, not because I want to ignore them.

    Back to the issue at hand; Poverty exists because people are willfully ignorant and lazy. Not every person in poverty is one or the other, but you can bet that either the impoverished individual or at least one parent is. Note that I use the word poverty, not poor. Poverty sticks, poor comes and goes. I've been poor, I've never been in poverty.

    It should be pointed out that poverty is a term used to describe both individuals and communities. I am strictly speaking of individuals in the same context that I believe you were, as people who live in areas where poverty is not a direct result of the potential resources, but as a result of their circumstance.

    I've seen a lot of well intentioned people fall into this same line of thinking. Wanting nothing but to improve the circumstances of others, they observe that some people are chronically impoverished, while others are wealthy and deduce that there is something wrong with the system. Nobody wants to be without the basic essentials, so therefore they must be where they are because something, or someone, forces them to be there. This is where the mistake is made, simply wanting to be wealthy does not make a person wealthy. Almost anyone can change their status at least a little bit, but many do not and the reasons they do not are not due to lack of opportunity, but lack of actual desire to do the things necessary to do it.

    You're right when you say "...its fundamentally a human problem" but you're wrong in assuming it is primarily one of people causing the circumstance of others.

    You can test this for yourself, the next time you see someone who needs help, offer them your own money in return for hard labor. You'll quickly find that those who take your offer are also the ones who have a decent life and some self respect, and those that refuse are the same ones that complain about how unfair their circumstances are.

    No technology can fix the person who will not change their circumstance. Perhaps someday? I seriously doubt it, not that I cannot imagine a world where those who are lazy are given a pill to make them industrious, but because I cannot honestly believe that any society we see is moving toward the attitude that we should make someone work against their will. That is chemically induced slavery and the world isn't big on slavery in any form. Want to get right down to brass tacks? Slavery is probably, sadly, the only way to fix poverty, forcing people who don't want to work where it is needed to do what is best for society and themselves against their will would fix it, and is unconscionable. Be it pill induced or legally induced, I don't foresee any government setting it up in my lifetime, especially in a manner that would be beneficial to the slaves. There are bad people who take advantage of other people, and the worst possible thing that could happen to eliminate poverty is to allow those who are most likely to be willing to take responsibility and authority over the impoverished to do it. It could be done, and would be a lot easier with involuntary physical technology modifications, if there were someone with the authority and power to set it up to be beneficial to the slave and still the greater societal good. I am not, however, volunteering for either the role of tyrant or slave.

    I'm going AC on this one because I speak of slavery and the potential for a benevolent tyranny, neither of which would do my karma any good. Our society views any slavery as evil, but it is not in itself, it is the practices that have been evil, not the concept. Our society views all tyranny as evil, but again, it is not. It is the practices of (most) tyrants that have been evil. I doubt most see that and expect that my karma would suffer.