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  1. Re:Wrong. on Internet Tax Imminent? · · Score: -1

    A less powerful government is the first step to communism.

  2. Allow me to analogize religion v science... on The Big Bang Vs. the Big Rumble · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In my left hand, I hold an apple. In my right, an orange. Debate.

  3. Re:Yuo fai7 1t?! on Wreck of Australian Warship HMAS Sydney Found? · · Score: -1

    Gesundheit?

  4. If only... on WoW, Habbo Leaders to Keynote GDC Austin · · Score: 0

    I wish they could host the interview in Second Life. The potential for defacement is enormous.

  5. Re:Anything to slam MS on Flawed Survey Suggests XP More Secure Than Vista · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I've been using it for four months, and if someone asked me right now whether I wanted Linux or a Mac, I'd spit in their face.

  6. Sweeet on First GH III Video Displays Differences · · Score: 0

    Foghat alone is worth the $50. Too bad it's got Weezer in it too.

  7. I got it! on Video Game Documentary Stirs Up Controversy · · Score: 0

    I know what the problem is!

    People are trying to claim that gaming is a sport!

    I'm a big gamer, too, but it's not exactly physically grueling.

  8. Um, who? on Video Game Documentary Stirs Up Controversy · · Score: 0

    Never heard of the guy. Why is this relevant? It's a Donkey Kong high score, for christ's sake.

  9. Re:Oh crap.... on Xerox Develops New Way to Print Invisible Ink · · Score: 0

    You mean aside from the fact that the US dollar is still stronger?

  10. Re:Oh crap.... on Xerox Develops New Way to Print Invisible Ink · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's still not worth the paper it's printed on.

  11. Re:That's a crying shame... on Cell Phones Disable Keys for High-End Cars · · Score: -1

    Old fart. My earliest memory is watching MacGyver turn an umbrella and some clothesline into a grappling hook.

  12. Re:Spellcheck FFS: "sophisitication" on Robot for India's Moon Mission by IIT Kanpur · · Score: -1

    Still, I would assume that this article was submitted by a student at IIT-Kanpur, and English isn't their first language.

    No excuse for screwing up every bit of the language. If you don't speak it, find someone who does. And while you're at it, teach those Dell techs too.

  13. Re:A no win situation on Some Soft Drinks May Damage Your DNA · · Score: 1, Funny

    Or you can man up and drink black coffee like anyone with half a sack. Maxwell House or Sanka.

  14. Re:unlike charcoal on Backyard Chefs Fired Up Over Infrared Grills · · Score: -1

    You're missing out, then. Charcoal is the only way to cook meat.

  15. OH NOES! on Holocaust Dropped From Some UK Schools · · Score: -1

    God forbid we offend someone by teaching about something that actually happened.

    Maybe we should stop teaching about the Civil Rights Movement, as it may be offensive to the Klan. Might as well take out any references to the Potato Famine, too. Don't want to offend those people whose ancestors oppressed the Irish.

    Here's an idea. Teach things that happened, and let people be offended. If we're lucky, they'll figure out the truth. If not, eh, they'll blow themselves up.

  16. OH NOES! on Radiation-eating Fungi · · Score: 0, Funny

    Fungus Amongus!

  17. Re:Time to sell your shares in the ISS... on Jack Thompson Sues Microsoft · · Score: -1

    This, dear pupils, is what we like to call a paradox.

  18. Factoring Prime Numbers? on A Mighty Number Falls · · Score: -1

    I may just be drawing from my high school math classes, but I was under the impression that prime numbers have just two factors: the number itself, and 1. So what's going on here?

  19. Once again... on NY Videogame Bill Undermines ESRB · · Score: -1

    Thank God I'm not a New Yahkah.

  20. Useless article. on The Downide of Your ISP Turning to Gmail · · Score: -1

    I'd much rather know who still uses ISP email addresses over Gmail, Yahoo, or even Hotmail.

  21. Re:OMG PONIES on Microsoft Using .MS TLD · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dear Mac users,

    It's no secret the mouse turned to shit as soon as Microsoft had to begin catering to you cavedwellers. It was version 4.1, if memory serves, around the time they let you dright click. The demand for Mac compatibility is the major reason the mouse is still a legacy periph, insiders say, when every other peripheral has since been rewritten in USB 2.0 to behave like a decent PC peripheral.

    Frankly, we think Microsoft should rescind Mac compatibility from the mouse. Only when the last Mac user is forced from our peripherals shall we again enjoy freedom from their tasteless, backwards demands.

    Sincerely,
    The PC community

  22. Right... on Optimus Keyboard Pre-Orders In Mere Hours · · Score: -1

    Because I'm going to pay more for a keyboard than I would for three 8800s. Good one.

  23. If anything... on BitTorrent Pirate Loses His Last Appeal · · Score: -1
    Convict him to life in jail for bad taste in movies.

    The three movies Chan was convicted of pirating were Daredevil, Miss Congeniality and Red Planet
  24. Cue... on Transformers Full Theatrical Trailer Available · · Score: -1

    Whiny fan boys nitpicking every detail.

    Scratch that, they're already here.

  25. Typo in the article title. on Fake E-Mail Results in Angry Apple Shareholders · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    It was supposed to say "Shitty Products Result In Angry Apple Shareholders". My bad.