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  1. Re:iPad buzz? on Google Releases Chrome OS Tablet Concept Demo · · Score: 0, Troll

    Well obviously the hardcore fanboys lapped up the apple PR, but most people, including hitler were pretty underwhelmed.

  2. Re:Free? on How Many SUSE Subscriptions Can You Get For $240M? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    M$? Everyone knows that £oo£l€ are the new evil empire.

  3. iPad buzz? on Google Releases Chrome OS Tablet Concept Demo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I haven't seen any actual buzz, as in people genuinely talking about it.

    I have see, press releases, astro-turfing, slashvertisements, and spam.

  4. Pave the cowpaths on Sams Teach Yourself HTML and CSS In 24 Hours · · Score: 1
  5. Re:Only 24 hours? on Sams Teach Yourself HTML and CSS In 24 Hours · · Score: 4, Informative

    The hard part of CSS was keeping track of, in exactly which manner, IE6 fucked it up.
    Now that the holy Google has given us all permission to drop IE6, into flaming animated .gif after-life for bad browsers, CSS just got a whole lot easier.

    http://www.quirksmode.org/css/contents.html

  6. First rule of Usenet on Newzbin.com Usenet Indexing Trial Set To Begin Next Week · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somebody has been breaking the first rule of Usenet

  7. Re:Perfect for a chemistry class on Chemistry Tasks For the Computer Lab? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dishwasher makes a keyboard like new.

  8. Re:High performance in scripting languages? on Facebook Rewrites PHP Runtime For Speed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Static HTML
    2. PHP
    3. ???
    4. Rewrite the PHP runtime

    Truth is, that step 3 involves a whole load of steps where 90% of the problem will be database bound. Complied languages are not going to the magic solution in a real world situation.

  9. iCrap news overload on Novell Bringing .Net Developers To Apple iPad · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's getting like Steve jobs twitter page around here.

  10. Re:So what happens if... on Library of Congress Explores Ways To Release OS Software · · Score: 2, Informative

    You see, Oliver...

    In this life, one thing counts
    In the bank, large amounts
    I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
    You've got to infringe a patent or two

    You've got to infringe a patent or two, boys,
    You've got to infringe a patent or two.

  11. No adblock plus on Google To Pay $500 For Bugs Found In Chromium · · Score: 3, Funny

    $500 please

  12. Re:Cool game of scrabble? on Has Apple Created the Perfect Board Game Platform? · · Score: 1

    For $1600 I'd expect the scrabble to come with three hookers

  13. Re:Hmmm on Joomla! 1.5 Development Cookbook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's not ironic, that's just incongruous.

  14. Re:Thanks on Chrome Apes IE8, Adds Clickjacking, XSS Defenses · · Score: 1

    I hope this new Chrome security works on the clickjacking on google's own SERPs.

  15. Re:Stop saying cyber on Meet the Military's Cyber-Security Forces · · Score: 1

    Especially since cyber, is also a verb and abbreviation of cyber sex.

    GTG, Major General Richard Webber is trying to cyber me.

  16. Same as anyone else on Meet the Military's Cyber-Security Forces · · Score: 5, Funny

    How exactly would the military fight a cyber war?

    Post a carefully worded call to arms on 4chan.

  17. Re:Don't Be Foolish on Evidence Weakens That China Did the Recent Cyberattacks · · Score: 4, Funny

    You just can't see past the end of your nose, to the possibility that it was someone trying to discredit someone who tried to say that someone is trying to discredit China.

  18. Re:ISO country code on Space Station Astronauts Gain Internet Access · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get your .co.moon domain name today!
    Grab your name before someone squats on your moon.

  19. Proxy is overkill on Hiding From Google · · Score: 4, Informative

    www.optimizegoogle.com Tick most stuff, especially remove click tracking.

    There, now Google knows what I search for, but never which link I clicked.

  20. Re:!do no evil on USPTO Grants Google a Patent On MapReduce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They already burned their karma adding the "fade-in" menu bar.

  21. Re:no no no no no! on Displayport V1.2 To Take Giant Leap Over HDMI · · Score: 4, Funny

    In my day, all we had was plastic coated twisted-pair coat-hanger wire for all purposes, and it was good enough.

  22. Re:Actually not that bad of a suggestion. on France Tells Its Citizens To Abandon IE, Others Disagree · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The two faces to this argument are that IE on windows gets hacked left right and centre because it's popular, and that (picking a browser at random) KHTML is ONLY secure because it's very obscure.

    OpenSSH has a massive user base, and is practically a monoculture in remote access on the *nix platform. An exploit would be extremely valuable ... Oh right, it turns out security is a physical property of a system, and not just some statistic.
    Bottom line is that IE really has sucked all its life; and not just statistically.

  23. Re:Tear down on France Tells Its Citizens To Abandon IE, Others Disagree · · Score: 1

    The jokes on them.
    I only test my websites in IE6 (IETester) to see how fucked up they look.
    Then I LOL.

  24. Re:Blame google not FBI on The FBI's Newest Tool — Google Images · · Score: 4, Funny
  25. Re:To be fair to Microsoft on German Government Advises Public To Stop Using IE · · Score: 1

    Fine, I concede to you.

    It wasn't wholly Microsoft's fault; Some of the blame also rests with the "This site only works in IE6-7" lazy bastard developers, back when alternative browsers were such a minority, they could be ignored along with any semblance of web standards.

    We can't blame Microsoft for getting a browser monopoly, but I certainly do blame them for abusing it.