Slashdot Mirror


User: the_fat_kid

the_fat_kid's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
370
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 370

  1. Re:history on 400 Years Ago, Galileo Discovered Four Jovian Moons · · Score: 1

    meow?

  2. Re:I Actually Side with Dick's Estate on Nexus One Name Irks Philip K. Dick's Estate · · Score: 3, Funny

    "let me tell you about my mother..."

  3. Re:more like an end run around Apple on DVD-CSS's Encryption Not Enough? Here Comes DECE · · Score: 1
  4. Re:One of these is not like the other... on Bono Hopes Content Tracking Will Help Media Moguls · · Score: 1

    more like 2 of 5
    I can still hear the comic Hetfield saying,"napster baaaad!"

    here is to hoping that Bono and Lars Ulrich choke to death on the same dick.

  5. Re:Note to Bono: on Bono Hopes Content Tracking Will Help Media Moguls · · Score: 1

    I think that you might be mistaken about him needing to remove his head from his ass to get some dick in his mouth.
    I'll bet that he can find plenty in there.

    not anonymous, not a coward, and not a fan of Bono.

  6. Re:Equal protection from government and corporatio on Using Fourth-Party Data Brokers To Bypass the Fourth Amendment · · Score: 1

    Because corporations cannot use (misuse) said information to jail people, yet.

    There fixed that for you

  7. please, crawl back under your bridge. on Apple Fails To Deliver On Windows 7 Boot Camp Promise · · Score: 1

    "From what I heard" is not a source. Nor is it an excuse to spout such nonsense.
    I'm going to hurt my CPU if i Linux too hard?
    try that preview thingy once and a while.

  8. Re:i just posted this on my $600 quad core hackint on Apple Fails To Deliver On Windows 7 Boot Camp Promise · · Score: 1

    big monitor on that rig? LCD back light?
    how much ram? how fast?
    Firewire 800? Gigabit ethernet? Bluetooth?
    how's the wireless?

    just asking.

  9. Re:Watch list? on 5th Underhanded C Contest Now Open · · Score: 1

    more like a complimentary DMCA take down for reproducing the current system.
    I mean, realy, isn't this what it does now?

  10. Re:A prediction of what's next.... on TSA Wants You To Keep Your Seat, and Your Hands In Sight · · Score: 1

    "All airline passengers must submit to random body cavity searches at the security checkpoints."

    well, I guess I know what my 2 oz. bottle of liquid will be.
    or do they sell a proper lubricant at the airport shop?

  11. Re:This makes perfect sense on TSA Wants You To Keep Your Seat, and Your Hands In Sight · · Score: 1

    it's a fair cop.

  12. Re:They now need a "pee fee" - not what you think on TSA Wants You To Keep Your Seat, and Your Hands In Sight · · Score: 2, Funny

    "My fear that eventually travelers will all have to fly wearing issued paper-tissue gowns and be sedated during the flight approaches..."

    You say fear, I say unrequited fetish.

  13. Re:All these suits and money changing hands on Vimeo Sued For Audio Infringement · · Score: 3, Funny

    practice.
    years and years of practice...

  14. Re:lol on B&N Nook Successfully Opened · · Score: 4, Funny

    dude, nobody here wants to hear about your mom...

  15. Re:Screw TSA on Three Lawmakers Ask For Enforcement Against Leak Sites · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Amen to that!
    I have sworn off airports.
    I love to fly. Airplanes are just cool. going from Chicago to Denver in 3 hours is great.
    I will not, however, put up with the bullshit that goes on in airports and with airlines.
    We are no safer than we were 10 years ago.
    That time and date printed on your ticket? Well it doesn't mean anything. you bought a ticket that said you would be in North Carolina thursday night? Well, not this thursday, the conecting flight has been delayed. Yeah, the plane isn't ready to fly. How long have we known? We found out 6 hours before you got on your first flight. We will TRY to get you out of here tomorrow. In the meantime here is a voucher for a "free" sandwich, now go sit down.
    The next year I drove. Less time, 10 hours vs. 16. Less money, $300 in gas vs. $700 in air fare. Less hassel, I can bring nail clippers and a bottle of water in the car.

  16. Re:$1,000,000 anyone? on Mozilla Exec Urges Switch From Google To Bing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    my thought was, "Well, the check has cleared"
    I hope that he is up on the IRS privacy policy when he reports it on his income tax...

  17. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on Where Are Your Contact Lens Displays? · · Score: 1

    and we will add to that Apple's "forced Advertising" to bring joy to all vendors.

  18. Re:This just in: Squeaky wheel gets grease. on Second Life To Remove Free Content From Web Search · · Score: 2, Informative

    "realistically vibrating penises"

    Ok, maybe you are new to the idea of what a penis looks like and what it does.
    untill the Parkinson's disease takes over, they don't vibrate.
    That thing in mom's drawer is a vibrator, not a penis.

  19. Re:Sick of the Double Standard on Glenn Beck Loses Dispute Over Parody Domain · · Score: 0

    I think the great singer/song writer Steve Earle said it best when he stated, "I am a socialist, and let me tell you, Obama is NO socialist."

    get your slurs right folks, if you want to call the ELECTED president of the united states a nigger, do it. Don't try to find another word for it.

    For example, I think that Glen Beck is a cultist (mormon) and a right wing fuckbag.
    wasn't that easy?

  20. Re:Consumer? Pah. on Regulator Blocks BBC DRM Plans · · Score: 3, Funny

    but don't you see how that helps the consumer?
    The good people who brought us Hanna Montana and American Idol are looking out for our entertainment interests.
    Oh, I'm sorry, BBC, Coupling and Torchwood.
    If they don't get all of your money, the terrorists win.

  21. "terminates" on SCO Terminates Darl McBride · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think that word means what I want it to...

  22. Re:Starting to get afordable on Gigantic Air Gun To Blast Cargo Into Orbit · · Score: 3, Funny

    he's making a list
    and checking it twice
    he's gonna find out
    who's been naughty or nice
    Gerald Bull is coming to town...

  23. Re:From the last Slashdot article and FYI: on Revisiting DIY HERF Guns · · Score: 1

    and get all these damn kids off of my lawn!

  24. Re:please... on Children's Watch Allows Parents To Track Their Kid · · Score: 1

    I have had two of them. They are grown now, but once they were 3 years old and crafty.
    I also made it past the age of 3 with out the help of Global Positioning Satellites.
    So, if your baby slips away and hides at the market, you are going to whip-out your iPhone and track them? Best of luck.
    And if you think that a pedo grabbed them, then what? Maybe a state wide amber alert and car to car search?
    "Oh, here she is, in the pet food aisle...my bad, sorry."
    Your 3 year old wears a watch? All the time? With out wrecking it? Really?
    They are not talking about a pair of size 2 shoes, TFA calls it a watch. Do you know many children who wear one? perhaps a pocket-watch with a picture of a train on it?
    This IS NOT about keeping an eye on your baby. It's about knowing where your kids are when you are not around.
    That, my FriendlyPrimate, is called, "surveillance"
    All that I'm trying to say is that when you resort to surveillance with you kids, you might be on the wrong path.

  25. please... on Children's Watch Allows Parents To Track Their Kid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    oh, for fsk sake. have you people lost your damn minds?
    "lets get our children used to electronic monitoring early"
    We have a device like that here allready, we use it for work release from jail.
    How about we raise children that we trust out of our sight?
    If you need to track your children like criminals, then I feel sorry for you.
    sort of.