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  1. please on Congress Mulls Research Into a Vehicle Mileage Tax · · Score: 1

    do you realy think that the government would take one second or one dollar to find your car for you?
    "you see this here GPS is a tax device, You will ned to talk to some one in law enforcement about your lost car."
    "if you can provide us with a police report, we might be able to stop taxing you on the miles drivin while your car was 'missing'. It usually just takes 4-6 weeks to process."

  2. Re:Oh my on After 8 Years of Work, Be-Alike Haiku Releases Official Alpha · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh! Burn!

    wait, I live in my mom's basement you insensitve clod!

  3. Re:Something is wrong with this. on Texting Toddlers, How Young is Too Young? · · Score: 1

    this reminds me of one of my favorite parenting tales:
    one of the Zappa children (Dwezil, Moon, Ahmet) was asked what it was like to have Frank as a dad.
    they replied "ok"
    yeah but did you guys have a bed time like everybody else?
    "no, Frank didn't believe in 'bed time' but you can bet you ass we had a 'Get Up Time'. Stay up if you want. School starts at the same time every morning, and 'tired' is not an excuse"

    That my /. friends is how you raise responsible children. Teach them RESPONSIBILITY.
    and, no, nobody said it was easy. It's just right.

    and yes, I have 2 of my own (20&15)

  4. Re:How long can they fight it on Swedish Authorities Attempt Pirate Bay Shutdown · · Score: 1

    and I have the ratio to prove it.

  5. Re:Yeah, arm-bombs are okay I guess on New Species of Worms Found To Release "Bombs" · · Score: 3, Funny

    "You'll regret that!"

  6. Re:Model on How the Pirate Bay Will Be Legalized · · Score: 1

    "pay a monthly fee and download as much of nothing as you like" There, fixed that for you

    OK TPB was nice for a while. Let us see how many people will pony up cash for something they expect to be free. After that let's see how much "content" the "rights holders" are willing to put up for a share of nothing.
    Please...

  7. Re:World's First Formally-Proven OS Kernel - NOT on World's First Formally-Proven OS Kernel · · Score: 1

    yes, but did it have a spell checker?

  8. Re:A Direct Quote From Comedian Robin Williams: on CRIA, MPAA Demand Expanded DMCA For Canada · · Score: 1

    oh, BURN!!!

  9. Re:In other news... on No Windows 7 XP Mode For Sony Vaio Z Owners · · Score: 2, Insightful

    hey, my mother was a douche bag, you insensitive clod.

  10. Re:really?!?! on Standalone GPS Receivers Going the Way of the Dodo · · Score: 1

    my garmin was a x-mass gift.
    It costs me $0 per month to use it.
    I don't think that I would like my cell phone strapped to my dashboard. I try not to use it while I drive and I don't think that having it in front of me while I drive is a good thing.
    Now, if i was hiking or something I might like a map on my phone. But I am an American and try not to walk anywhere that I can drive...

  11. Re:Hopefully It'll Just Go Away on Administration Wants To Scale Back Real ID Law · · Score: 1

    I didn't say that I am a total scofflaw, I don't carry a lighter...

  12. Re:Hopefully It'll Just Go Away on Administration Wants To Scale Back Real ID Law · · Score: 1

    ok, true story time:
    my little sister and I flew to Denver in 08. on the flight back we got canceled. new flight the next day. on my FIFTH trip through "security" the pulled me out of line when my leather jacket set off the x-ray machine. The culprit? a 3/8" drill bit had fallen through a hole in my pocket into my liner. I must say everyone was very nice "I'm sorry, you can't take this on the airplane. Did you want to take it back to your car?". We threw it away and flew back to Chicago.
    The funny parts:
    They had not noticed it the Four previous times my jacket was x-rayed.
    It's been 27 years since I flew any where with out at least some pot on me. Like it or not. they don't EVER notice.

    feel any safer?

  13. sorry on Google Announces Chrome For Mac and Linux Dev Builds · · Score: 1

    well, I, for one, welcome our new sarcastic overlords

  14. Re:What's left? on FTC Shuts Down Calif. ISP For Botnets, Child Porn · · Score: 1

    well, my mom has a myspace page...

  15. fair enough, on Mac Clone Maker Psystar Files For Bankruptcy · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new cloned overlords...

  16. Re:Is this a general-purpose Cloud OS? on First Look At VMware's vSphere "Cloud OS" · · Score: 1

    and then if we could get these on to peoples computers with out letting them know it. Maybe with an E-mail or a web page...
    I bet we could come up with a network of these robotic slave CPUs....

    {insert sky-net reference here}

  17. Re:This is true for some value of on The Future Might Be BIOS and Browsers · · Score: 1

    the last time I checked my pron and all my music were on my HDD and don't require a network to play.
    I have a Check book, a telephone, and a television. There is a bar less than 100 yards from my door.
    and that nice postal worker comes to my porch 6 days a week.
    I would miss the internet, but my computer and I got by for a long time with out it.

    Now, you kids get offa my lawn...

  18. Re:Greed is Good on College Threatens Students Over Email Addresses · · Score: 1

    "you kids get off of my lawn!!"

  19. you know who you are on Apple Reconsiders, Approves NIN iPhone App · · Score: 1

    you are going to "get what you deserve" it just might take a little longer thatn you expected...

  20. Re:Haley Barbour, (R) Miss. on Mississippi Passes Law To Ban Traffic Light Cameras · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    oh, cry me a fucking river.
    yes, when the vote is overwhelming (117-3 / 42-9) bolth Democrats and republicans voted for it.
    don't look for spin where it isn't.
    They said nice things about your republican gov/ex-chairman.

    call me a troll but I hate the "I don't like either party. I'm just sayin'" argument. It's like saying "now I don't mean to offend you but..." right before you say something bad about me.

    don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are republicans...

  21. Re:Hello, is that an armpit hoover? on DHS To Use Body Odor As a Lie Detector · · Score: 1

    Pull back to Jay Sherman with a screen behind him,
          "It stinks!"

  22. Re:Big Eyecatching Caption to attrract eyeballs on Here Comes iPhone Nano, But Not In the US · · Score: 1

    wait, you must be new here...

  23. Re:FUD on Researcher Says Social Networks Link Terrorists · · Score: 2, Interesting

    oh, you can count on the USENET getting the FUD cannon.
    Where do you think the terrorists get their kiddie porn.

  24. reading is hard.... on Distributed "Nuclear Batteries" the New Infrastructure Answer? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think that you'd have to be realy drunk to drive 75mph UNDERGROUND.

  25. wow on Actor Matt Smith Will Be 11th Doctor Who · · Score: 1

    I bow low before your four digit UID and massive Dr. who knowledge.

    your nerd credentials are impeccable.