Maybe he means Oracle? They aren't deeper than IBM or MS, but Solaris is a huge market for Oracle, and IBM would find ways to make DB2 kick ass on Sun boxes.
You call that a knife? It's wonderful that you've managed to delude yourself into believing such fantasies. Sorry for misspelling boomerang, "mate" -- I know that being able to spell a word consistently makes you a PhD-level Australian, so it's understandable that you're touchy.
Admit it. You drink Fosters (and fucking like it!) because you can't afford clean water!
No, I think he's currently in a doggy-style position. And depending on how his boss feels after lunch, he may move into a position which facilitates felching.
No one pays attention to Australians. Just look at those "Magnus Opus" fucktards; they can keep the copyrights for as long as they like, and no one in the real world will give a damn. See, third-world countries sort of, uh, "don't fucking matter." Sorry, you Foster's-drinking "we don't drink Foster's, really!" penal colony this-is-a-knife boomarang-throwing kangaroo-fucking faggots.
The newest phemonemon on World Wide Web, PFP are sensation that is make mouth tingle! We are not to let lamers (ha! haha) like teh CmdrTaco take away the firsts posts. To first post! Is our right! And no one takes away out right!
SO teh first post in every story is to be awardde Award of Pseudofirst Posting, even though the post has not number "1".
So band together, friends! For the is sweeping the Internet! PFP, the new sensation!
I think that this Michael Sims character is some sort of terrorist. Always bitching about privacy, and after the whole CensorWare mess? Sheesh, he's either a commsymp or a Muslim or possibly both. And that name -- "Michael Sims?" You can't tell me that isn't made-up. I'm beginning to think he's a fag, too. I'm going to report him to the FBI -- you only need privacy if you have something to hide, terrorist! Michael Sims and Phillupmyassholewithcum Zimmermanlove are in fucking cahoots.
----- The_Messenger's Guide to Basic HTML Lesson 1.
To create a hyperlink, type like so, you fucking monkies:
<a href="THIS IS THE FUCKING URL, OKAY? THE FUCKING URL GOES HERE!">this is the fucking text that goes all colored and underlined and shit</a>
And that's it! Okay, fags?
-----
Now let's see how your post would have looked if the wizard had given you a brain:
A guide like this has existed for quite some time. Check out
lanparty.com. It rocks!
Here's a direct link to their guide to hosting a lanparty
Also, I am a gay slut.
Note the convenience that HYPER-FUCKING-LINKS bring to your lamer post! Also note the truthful aside at the end.
Now go forth, and use your newfound knowledge of "this 'ere is a hyperlink, see, and this 'ere is NAWT a hyperlink, mate!" to better the world for yourself and other sexually oppressed alternative lifestylists!
LOL, this troll gets posted every article, and never fails to get a few dozen bites. Brilliant, my friend -- using their rage relating to that so-called "disaster" against them! Bravo! Bravissimo!
By the way, is Bush every going to show us some fucking proof that OBL was in any way involved? 95% of the world hates Americans, and about 70% say so publically. OBL is not unique in his feelings, and has denied any connection. So where's the proof, Georgie-boy? I won't have my government thinking that it can hunt down any person in the world based on unfounded allegations, the proof of which is a "national security secret." I hate the way my government acts. I really fucking do. You can't declare war against a person, and you can't extradite him without some sort of evidence. What, are we going to be like the Israeli assassins who (to this day) hunt and murder supposed former German soldiers from the NAZI era?
I'm beginning to see why these fucktards hate the US and Israel so much.
Senor Miguel de Icazza
5420 Taco Caliente Street
Los Enchiladas, Mexico 23098
Dear Miguel,
Please go back to Mexico.
Please take your shitty window manager with you, and never come north of the border again.
GNOME is a shameless Windows-ripoff, which proves how lazy you people really are. GNOME is not only nauseating, but it stinks like a sweaty Mexican, and is vaguely Satanic as well. We have much better Unix windowing interfaces already. We have CDE, a testament to All-American corporate strength and solidarity. We have KDE, created by a band of Europeans who celebrate their Aryan pride by killing Jewish babies. We have several NeXTstep clones. We have FVWM, which is pretty lame, but is still better than GNOME. GNOME is poo. It is as much poo as Red Hat, and Red Hat is some real poo. GNOME is a slow, ugly, poorly-programmed Mexican RAM-hog. And poo.
I know that you designed GNOME with the intention of using it to subvert American intelligence and innovation. I have decyphered the clever Mexian encryption used in GNOME's name to discover its true meaning: Go North Of MExico. Yes, you sent GNOME to the rich north in order to weaken the free Unix movement, and you have succeeded. But now that your plot is discovered, you will skulk back to your filthy third-world country in shame. Ha ha!
So please go back to your magical burrito country and have a tequila and pass out drunk underneath a mule. A farting mule. A farting mule, who despite his farts which stink like month-dead roadkill, is not as offensive as your terrible window manager. Go back to Mexico, and receive training in a more traditional Mexican occupation, such as "hotel clean-up lady" or "criminal". Dance the wicked flamenco and then have a siesta!
FreeBSD is a fork (heavily hacked and almost totally rewritten by now) of BSD4.4Lite, the last CSRG release, free from AT&T source code. (Note that this release is when BSD ceased to be UNIX.) MacOS X, in turn, is a fork of FreeBSD. So while they are both BSDs, neither is UNIX (just like Linux isn't UNIX). But saying that MacOS X is based on FreeBSD is completely valid, since that's what we started with when Darwin was first designed.
Believe me, if Apple had started with 4.4Lite, OS X wouldn't have been released until 2004 (as estimated in 1997).
In other words, because OS X is descendant from FreeBSD, users must be in the wheel group to su to root. If OS X were based on Linux (where every user can su to root -- I believe Linus' reasoning was that it would help avoid tyrannical sysadmins, but then Linux is a fucking communist like RMS), this would be more of a problem.
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Maybe he means Oracle? They aren't deeper than IBM or MS, but Solaris is a huge market for Oracle, and IBM would find ways to make DB2 kick ass on Sun boxes.
Filthy Swedes may find Google's Swedish Translator helpful.
Admit it. You drink Fosters (and fucking like it!) because you can't afford clean water!
No, I think he's currently in a doggy-style position. And depending on how his boss feels after lunch, he may move into a position which facilitates felching.
Wow, his real name is Gred Pead. As in "Uh, hey dudes, Greg peed!" Shit, no wonder he wanted to change his name...
Once you realize that your boss doesn't really exist (or is possibly just an android), this problem will go away.
No one pays attention to Australians. Just look at those "Magnus Opus" fucktards; they can keep the copyrights for as long as they like, and no one in the real world will give a damn. See, third-world countries sort of, uh, "don't fucking matter." Sorry, you Foster's-drinking "we don't drink Foster's, really!" penal colony this-is-a-knife boomarang-throwing kangaroo-fucking faggots.
And Jackoff Smirnoff, famed Russian porn actor.
Why would Adobe copyright a misspelled word, you fruity fucktard?
Patent the genome before those Magnus Opus fucktards get a hold of it!
Feel the sensation!
The newest phemonemon on World Wide Web, PFP are sensation that is make mouth tingle! We are not to let lamers (ha! haha) like teh CmdrTaco take away the firsts posts. To first post! Is our right! And no one takes away out right!
SO teh first post in every story is to be awardde Award of Pseudofirst Posting, even though the post has not number "1".
So band together, friends! For the is sweeping the Internet! PFP, the new sensation!
-- The_Messenger
PS -- Blood is a natural lubricant.
I think that this Michael Sims character is some sort of terrorist. Always bitching about privacy, and after the whole CensorWare mess? Sheesh, he's either a commsymp or a Muslim or possibly both. And that name -- "Michael Sims?" You can't tell me that isn't made-up. I'm beginning to think he's a fag, too. I'm going to report him to the FBI -- you only need privacy if you have something to hide, terrorist! Michael Sims and Phillupmyassholewithcum Zimmermanlove are in fucking cahoots.
Fuck you, Linus.
The biggest Internet hole of all!
Do you all fuck the girl in the ass, or just talk about it and giggle while she's in the bathroom?
-----
The_Messenger's Guide to Basic HTML
Lesson 1.
To create a hyperlink, type like so, you fucking monkies:
And that's it! Okay, fags?-----
Now let's see how your post would have looked if the wizard had given you a brain:
Note the convenience that HYPER-FUCKING-LINKS bring to your lamer post! Also note the truthful aside at the end.Now go forth, and use your newfound knowledge of "this 'ere is a hyperlink, see, and this 'ere is NAWT a hyperlink, mate!" to better the world for yourself and other sexually oppressed alternative lifestylists!
By the way, is Bush every going to show us some fucking proof that OBL was in any way involved? 95% of the world hates Americans, and about 70% say so publically. OBL is not unique in his feelings, and has denied any connection. So where's the proof, Georgie-boy? I won't have my government thinking that it can hunt down any person in the world based on unfounded allegations, the proof of which is a "national security secret." I hate the way my government acts. I really fucking do. You can't declare war against a person, and you can't extradite him without some sort of evidence. What, are we going to be like the Israeli assassins who (to this day) hunt and murder supposed former German soldiers from the NAZI era?
I'm beginning to see why these fucktards hate the US and Israel so much.
Which one is Mae Ling?
5420 Taco Caliente Street
Los Enchiladas, Mexico 23098
Dear Miguel,
Please go back to Mexico.
Please take your shitty window manager with you, and never come north of the border again.
GNOME is a shameless Windows-ripoff, which proves how lazy you people really are. GNOME is not only nauseating, but it stinks like a sweaty Mexican, and is vaguely Satanic as well. We have much better Unix windowing interfaces already. We have CDE, a testament to All-American corporate strength and solidarity. We have KDE, created by a band of Europeans who celebrate their Aryan pride by killing Jewish babies. We have several NeXTstep clones. We have FVWM, which is pretty lame, but is still better than GNOME. GNOME is poo. It is as much poo as Red Hat, and Red Hat is some real poo. GNOME is a slow, ugly, poorly-programmed Mexican RAM-hog. And poo.
I know that you designed GNOME with the intention of using it to subvert American intelligence and innovation. I have decyphered the clever Mexian encryption used in GNOME's name to discover its true meaning: Go North Of MExico. Yes, you sent GNOME to the rich north in order to weaken the free Unix movement, and you have succeeded. But now that your plot is discovered, you will skulk back to your filthy third-world country in shame. Ha ha!
So please go back to your magical burrito country and have a tequila and pass out drunk underneath a mule. A farting mule. A farting mule, who despite his farts which stink like month-dead roadkill, is not as offensive as your terrible window manager. Go back to Mexico, and receive training in a more traditional Mexican occupation, such as "hotel clean-up lady" or "criminal". Dance the wicked flamenco and then have a siesta!
Thank you. Or, as you would say, gracias!
Hasta la vista,
The American Free Unix Movement
Believe me, if Apple had started with 4.4Lite, OS X wouldn't have been released until 2004 (as estimated in 1997).
In other words, it's NIS for dummies (i.e. Mac users).
In other words, because OS X is descendant from FreeBSD, users must be in the wheel group to su to root. If OS X were based on Linux (where every user can su to root -- I believe Linus' reasoning was that it would help avoid tyrannical sysadmins, but then Linux is a fucking communist like RMS), this would be more of a problem.
No, it is an acronym. It stands for More Apple Crap. (As if we'd assume that anything from Apple wasn't.)