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  1. Re:Price? on VAIO To Be First Crusoe Laptop · · Score: 1
    Fix the backlight problem, and those puppies would run for *days* on a single charge, not a bloody useless 5 hours!

    You make it sound so trivial. While we're at it, why don't we just fix the battery problem, so laptops can run by absorbing spiritual energry from the æther? ;-)

    Price it at sub-$1K, and the world would beat a path to their door. My god, I'd take two of them!

    That's like saying, "Man, why don't they just sell Ferraris for $1.25? I'd buy half a dozen!" If you can think of how to make that cost effective, I guarantee you that your salary will soon increase to the point where you won't need a cheap notebook. Heh.

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  2. Re:Elevator, Huh? on Company Uses Grain Elevators for Internet Access · · Score: 1
    Yes. I imagine that when your alternatives are farming and moving out-of-state, education must look pretty damn exciting.

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  3. Re:Elevator, Huh? on Company Uses Grain Elevators for Internet Access · · Score: 1
    Once, for a few months, I did tech support for some crappy business software. I loved how Mr. Bumpkin called the taskbar (in Windows 95) "that thar elec-tronic bar".

    Sorry, your post just reminded me.

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  4. Re:very offtopic on Company Uses Grain Elevators for Internet Access · · Score: 1
    I'd say your virginity is intact.
    Most likely in more ways than one.

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  5. Re:James T. Kirk now has internet access on Company Uses Grain Elevators for Internet Access · · Score: 5
    No, Captain Kirk names his own price for Internet access.

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  6. Re:Just don't log in. on Amazon Charging Different Prices for Same Items? · · Score: 1
    Most dial-in services these days assign dynamic IPs, and with some of the larger networks, traffic is rerouted enough so that the IP visible to Amazon could change within the same session.'

    Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't feel so bad about still only surfing at 28.8. :-)

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  7. Re:pgp in my pants on GPG vs. PGP? · · Score: 1
    Imagine RMS grinding against your backside. If that doesn't help, imagine RMS grinding against ESR's backside. If that doesn't help, just kill yourself.

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  8. Re:The Brain -- is wider than the Sky on GPG vs. PGP? · · Score: 1
    She's mine, bitch.

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  9. Just don't log in. on Amazon Charging Different Prices for Same Items? · · Score: 2
    If you have your cookies turned off and never "log in" until you go to checkout, how can they possibly track you? It would be pretty stupid to let the customer see one price and then have it change when they go to pay. Just visit Amazon with cookies disabled, and keep your eyes open.

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  10. Re:Stop saying a kernel isn't slash dot material on Linux 2.2.17 Released · · Score: 2
    Seriously. If you don't like hearing about Linux, you have three choices:
    1. Turn off Linux-related topics in your preferences
    2. Stop reading Slashdot.
    3. Kill yourself in a spectacular manner for the amazement and amusement of your peers.

    If in doubt, go with that third option. I'm bored.

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  11. Re:Helpful stuff for the newbies! on Linux 2.2.17 Released · · Score: 1
    We'll see. Trolling is like murder... usually bad for your karma. Therefore, it should be done in moderation. (At least while logged in. ;-)

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  12. It's not really 2.2.17 on Linux 2.2.17 Released · · Score: 1
    It's not the official 2.2.17. `uname` may report 2.2.17, but trust me, it's 2.2.17-pre-something. In the Potato release notes, Debian says "Debian GNU/Linux 2.2 is based on the latest stable Linux kernel (2.2.16), updated with Alan Cox's patches expected to go into 2.2.17." (My memory is currently failing me, but I think it's pre6. Sorry, not on the Debian machine right now!)

    IMNSHO I doubt it's worth the upgrade from Potato's "2.2.17" to the real 2.2.17. Myself, I'm not touching Debian's kernel until 2.4 is released. My Slack box is currently running 2.2.16 with Unified IDE and it's probably going to wait for 2.4 as well. Wonder when we can hope to get it. November, maybe? Hopefully before the end of the year. 2.4 is all I want for Xmas. (Well, that and a Yopy.)

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  13. thank god for broadband at the office on Linux 2.2.17 Released · · Score: 1
    Dammit... I'm on a 28.8; I'll have to download it at work tomorrow. ;-)

    Hey, has anyone else been having mouse problems with the XFree86 distro in Debian 2.2? Anytime I'm do something CPU-intensive (esp. working with large files in The GIMP), the mouse gets jerky as hell and even seems to register mouse events that aren't happening (sudden erratic movement and clicks). I've never had this problem in the past and it's weirding me out. Perhaps I should download the latest unpatched 3.* from XFree86 along with the new kernel.

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  14. Re:YMNSICU on Perl 5.7.0 Released (Devel Version) · · Score: 1
    That was my point -- Java 2 was revolutionary, and Perl 5.7 is not.

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  15. Re:YMNSICU on Perl 5.7.0 Released (Devel Version) · · Score: 1
    PS - Yes, I know it's a development release. I can't use 5.6 either. I'd consider myself lucky to be able to use 5.4... stupid employers...

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  16. YMNSICU on Perl 5.7.0 Released (Devel Version) · · Score: 1
    (Yet more new software I can't use.)

    This is great for using at home, but how many organizations are going to run out and install this on their production servers? I think most would refuse to upgrade a working system because of the threats (real and imagined) of old scripts breaking. "It works now, why upgrade?" Perl seems to be the type of thing that the admins install when setting up the box, and never touch again.

    I don't think that any changes/improvements in the language are drastic enough to warrant it anyway. It's not like the difference between Java pre-1.1.8. and Java 1.2. Perl 6, OTOH, will probably be worth the effort, but there still looms the problem of backwards-compatibility...

    Has anything interesting happened yet re: Perl 6 and UNICODE? IMNSHO UNICODE should not be a standard feature in a language which does so much text parsing. I'm worried about performance.

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  17. haiku on Electronic Medical Records Software for Unix? · · Score: 1
    Hey, I would not mind
    a "life blow", dear Emily!
    Wait, you are dead. Ew.

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  18. Wow, this is amazing... on ICANN Plans Non-English Character Domain Testbed · · Score: 1
    ICANN't believe it, myself.

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  19. some advice on Electronic Medical Records Software for Unix? · · Score: 2
    RJV is particularly interested in software that will track patient information (patient history, prescriptions, billing, etc).

    Ask someone from DoubleClick. Maybe they run GNU/Linux too.

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  20. Re:What's with Kevin Costner and baseball movies? on You Think Your Current Laptop Runs Hot? · · Score: 1
    An obvious rebuttal. But it was a valid question.

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  21. more haiku on You Think Your Current Laptop Runs Hot? · · Score: 1
    Dan, you fool us not.
    Go bugger a kangaroo.
    Fucking Aussie scum.

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  22. haiku on You Think Your Current Laptop Runs Hot? · · Score: 1

    Low user IDs
    indicate experience.
    Even so, you suck.

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  23. i'm missing out on Diablo II Expansion Announced · · Score: 1
    This is a bit offtopic, but I'm glad to see that you're finally being frank about Windows and Diablo II, Taco. So I'm withdrawing my previous gripes.

    I actually have the Diablo II Collector's Edtion, but I haven't played it yet. I've been really busy lately, and I need to make sure that when I start playing, I'll have lots of free time. Unfortunately, everyone else will have leveled so early on that I have no chance of catching up... oh well.

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  24. my hopes for the future may finally be realized on Coffee's Caffeine-Producing Gene Isolated · · Score: 5
    Now that we've found the gene, we need to integrate it into a new mutant breed of super-ultra-hyper-caffeinated humans. Perhaps my children will be able to live as I always wanted to, twitching and delusional 24/7, able to code for days on end without sleep. It's an amazing time we live in. *tearing up* God bless America.

    Perhaps... perhaps they will even create a medication that will lower my caffeine tolerance back to mortal levels. I haven't gotten a coffee-buzz in years. I only get messed up and neurotic if I don't have enough coffee, and that's no fun. I like coffee.

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  25. Re:only the beginning on R2D2 (Kenny Baker) Replaced with CGI for Ep2 · · Score: 1
    Yes, dear.

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