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R2D2 (Kenny Baker) Replaced with CGI for Ep2

BirdTor writes: "Kenny Baker, the diminutive actor who played R2D2 in all of the Star Wars up until now has been dumped. George Lucas plans to use a computer-generated R2D2 instead. I don't know, there's just something charming about the Kenny-driven R2D2 bumbling along that I doubt the new 3D-generated R2D2 will be able to capture."

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  1. Occum's Razor by Bolero · · Score: 2
    I hope that this report is wrong and I have reason to believe that it is.

    My Reasoning:
    1. The website that this story is attributed to is the Internet Movie Database (IMDB). The story is located on IMDB's news page.
    2. IMDB gets their news from the Worldwide Entertainment News Network (WENN).
    3. I don't think that I would call WENN exactly a hardhitting investigative reporting organization. Most of their news is trashy tabloid gossip, and dare I say that most of it is not real.
    4. I always try to believe in the easiest and most realistic explanations when confronted with improbablities. In this case I think that having a tabloid website report trash is a more realistic explanation than George Lucas firing one of the only actors that he has brought from the original trilogy to the new trilogy (along with Anthony Daniels, Frank Oz, and Ian McDirmid.) Why would George Lucas (who has, admittedly done some stupid things in the past) get rid of the actor behind one of the most beloved characters in movie history in favor of CGI. He didn't use CGI for C-3P0 (he used a full-body sized puppet controlled from behind by a puppetter dressed in chromakey green) in Episode 1, so why would he use it for R2D2 now?
  2. Re:What an actor!... uh? by jbarnett · · Score: 1


    Is there a Mike Roch in here, anyone seen Mike Roch?


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  3. Kind of surprising... by jsmaby · · Score: 1

    Interesting that you tell a bunch of computer geeks that one of their favorite star wars characters will be computer generated, and they all get angry. Don't we like computers? Perhaps we have a human side to us after all, and realize that for some things computers are not the answer. Could it be that was have an artistic side after all? (okay, programming is an art form, but...). Just some food for thought.

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    1. Re:Kind of surprising... by Jason+H.+Smith · · Score: 1

      Knowing when to apply a given technology to a certain task is a trait of an experienced geek. This applies to programming languages, operating systems, hardware, etc. And it certainly applies to realism on the silver screen.

      I sure as hell wasn't impressed with Episode One's liberal CGI usage.

  4. Hmm that's weird. by tswinzig · · Score: 1

    So the only reason you liked R2D2 is because you thought of him as a person instead of a robot?

    Yet you are going to hate the prequels, because he is replacing people acting like robots, with computer generated robots.

    I'd say Kenny didn't do a very good job acting like a robot, then, eh?

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  5. Re:smoking crack by grizzo · · Score: 1

    Has George Lucas been smoking crack lately?
    Evidence:
    * Jar-Jar Binks
    * Samuel Jackson


    far better evidence than either of those is that beard of his-- he could be a stunt double for one of those bear-creatures on hoth, man! the guy is off the wall!

    but the point of this post (what?) is to point out what i'm sure was an honest mistake-- you seem to have listed samuel jackson in the "case for Lucas on crack". now, maybe you meant to type:

    * Fact that Samuel Jackson didn't just go whup darth maul's raggedy ass himself

    ...?

    for ep1, sam jackson's sitting in a room with a bunch of puppets dude. give him a break. once he's got a lightsaber in his hands and he's cutting down clones you'll understand that Lucas has obviously been taking acid with old sammy! watching mace "your ass ain't talking your way out of this" windu kick ass in ep2 is going to be soooooo trippy, dude. yeah.

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  6. Re:You shouldn't bash Toy Story... by FFFish · · Score: 2

    For interesting thoughts on realism vs. cartoonism, you'll want to grab a copy of Scott McCloud's "Understanding Comics."

    In it, he purports that the more "cartoony" the character art, the more closely the viewer can identify with it; the more realistic the character art, the more the viewer dissociates from it.

    As evidence, look to Dilbert versus Mary Worth.

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  7. another blow for star wars by SmellMyTeenSpirit · · Score: 1

    i can honestly say i dont care that this kenny guy isnt the one doing r2d2 anymore. but i do care that they're going to animate him. thats why e1 sucked, remeber lucas? jar jar? everytime i hear about the new star wars it makes me wish they could just do it like they did they origonals, scraped together models and dumb looking maskes. ah those were the days...

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  8. Re:another step down the path of lameness by Shadarr · · Score: 1
    I waited quite a while before seeing ep1, and I heard that it sucked. So I lowered my expectations, and tried to prepare myself for the annoying characters and the crappy story. But I was still disappointed because of the crappy effects. I had assumed that if ILM was using CGI, it would be good enough that I wouldn't notice it was CGI.

  9. Re:George Lucas to replace staff with CGI characte by ZeissIcon · · Score: 1

    I wonder if anyone has considered the autobiographical (for Lucas) aspect of these movies:
    Rick McCallum's plot summary: We meet Anakin Skywalker when he's a young boy [filmmaker] and we watch him become a Jedi- knight [rich filmmaker],then a Jedi-master [very rich filmmaker]. Then in the background of the Clone-Wars,[terrible 70's and 80's sci-fi movies] he becomes a great hero, and on that moment pride, ego and selfishness take over and he chooses to go to the Dark Side. And rest of the movie [his life] is really about the consequences of what happens when you don't take responsibilities of your own actions, and when you think you're better than anybody else.

    hmmmmm......

  10. Re:another step down the path of lameness by talesout · · Score: 1
    If you can tell that it's CGI, it's just a waste of screen time.

    If you didn't know it was CGI before you saw it, would you be sitting there with pen in hand (figuratively) waiting to tear apart each CGI part?

    I wish he'd get back into myths and legends like the originals. Wars over trade routes aren't exactly the most exciting plot glue.
    While it isn't the most exciting, it is essential to the 'back story' nature of Ep. I. This was the movie that is the 'first chapter' of the story we are viewing. Every first chapter does some sort of back story viewing. And let's face it, that back story is important in understanding how things got so f**ked up by Ep IV. I mean, where would you want to start to explain how the Empire was formed, and a basically good man was turned to the dark side and became Darth Vader and helped hunt down and destroy the people he was supposedly a part of. There's a lot of back story to explore there, and I'm happy that Lucas chose to let us explore it. I'd expect the next two movies to get progressively more dark and exciting.
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  11. Get with the times, George! by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2
    CGI is so passe.

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  12. Re:Sue Lucas under Americans with Disabilities Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    different midget

    How un-PC. The preferred term is "doorstop".

  13. It'll be like a Disney cartoon by RealSalmon · · Score: 1

    When Kenny says, "If they don't use human beings these movies are in danger of looking like Disney cartoons . . . ," I have to agree. I mean, look at Episode I. With Jar Jar and Watto flitting about, the movie really had a "cartoony" aspect about it at times. As an aside . . . Do you think Jar Jar would have been more tolerable if he had been played by a human actor? -B

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  14. Re:The greatest part... by Khan · · Score: 1

    >The Matrix sucked by comparison... Gina Gershon did not show up and have sex and another woman even ONCE in the whole thing! What a >letdown!

    >Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America

    GW..is that you?! Hey, I haven't seen you since the RNC in Philly! Yeah, nice speech, BTW. But onto the tropic, this is just plain WRONG!! Lucas is *DESTROYING* all my childhood memories of SW by altering & replacing the elements that made it so freakin' cool to begin with! Stop screwing with the originals, Georgie!

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  15. How about Yoda? by diethelm · · Score: 1
    If there is one character that should be switched to CGI, it is Yoda. I just can't fool myself into thinking the rubbery puppet is alive... On the other hand, why R2D2? He is a perfect example of a character that looks great when done with a real robot, because... well... he is a robot! .

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  16. They're replacing humans, too. by gold23 · · Score: 1

    Director Andrew Nichol (The Truman Show) was unable to find a suitable lead actress for the title role of his new movie "Simone", and impressed by the latest CGI, he has decided to use a CGI "woman" opposite Al Pacino in the film.

    See this SF Gate article. I had read about it in the SF Chronicle or Examiner, and this is the first reference I could find online -- I am sure there are others.

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  17. Re:maybe it will work in this case... by mcrandello · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the fact that the computers, programmers, operators and assorted yes-geeks will probably total as much if not more than an actor and a few models?

  18. I'm going to miss the r2d2 waddle.. by XaXXon · · Score: 1

    I'm going to miss the famous r2d2 waddle when he tries to walk.. and we all saw what happened when they introduced jar jar as a CGI character... sigh.. george lucas, what have you done?

    1. Re:I'm going to miss the r2d2 waddle.. by blowhole · · Score: 1

      ahahaha, i guess he got "CANNED!" ahahaha.

      i kill myself.

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    2. Re:I'm going to miss the r2d2 waddle.. by drycht · · Score: 1

      Jar-jar is a good enough argument against any CGI charecter. But they had to make Jar-jar CGI, as they found that it was psychologically impossible (and against a number of laws) to impose such an annoying charecter on a real actor.

    3. Re:I'm going to miss the r2d2 waddle.. by Linux+Ate+My+Dog! · · Score: 1

      The more I experience about what Lucas is doing now, the more relevant the question is whether he actually even likes episode IV to VI at all. He certainly seems to have no respect for them as finished actual works, and continues to obliterate their charm in his next efforts.

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  19. Re:R2D2's on Display by Fishstick · · Score: 2
    There is one currently sitting in the Chicago Field Museum 'special exhibit' section where the Smithsonian National Air and Space museum is touring their Star Wars magic of myth exhibit. I was there last week, AAMOF.

    Don't know if it is a mock-up though. Lots of cool stuff like the star destroyer and x-wing are purported to be original production effects models, but some of the other stuff was mocked-up (Like the Darth Vader costume IIRC)

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  20. Re:another step down the path of lameness by AugstWest · · Score: 2

    I've also seen a number of movies where I didn't expect the CGI, and was appalled by it.

    I knew there were models in the originals, but they were still impressive.

    I had lowered my expectations a bit by the time I saw it too. The only way I made it through was by mentally replacing JarJar with Lisa Kudrow. It was a much more entertaining movie after that.

  21. Oh my god... by Score+0 · · Score: 3

    ...they killed Kenny. Those bastards

    1. Re:Oh my god... by Xoro · · Score: 1

      Well, he always was a little short on talent...

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    2. Re:Oh my god... by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that this is a repeat of the "From the XYZ department" line from the article posting itself.

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    3. Re:Oh my god... by spunkmirej · · Score: 1

      After all those years running around in the little robot suit, being canned should come as no big surprise to Mr. Baker

    4. Re:Oh my god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's it? That's what got moderated up to +5? Do you moderators measure the extent of the comedy of a post based on the amount of South Park crap it evokes?

  22. I'm an idiot by dragonfly_blue · · Score: 2
    The first thing I thought when I read this was, "Oh my god, how could they possibly think they can replace R2D2 with a Perl script?"

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    1. Re:I'm an idiot by EEEthan · · Score: 1

      Wow...I'd kind of like to see that movie or metamovie, though.

  23. You shouldn't bash Toy Story... by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 2
    >The quality of Toy Story indicates it has a
    >little bit of a way to go

    It's hardly fair to trash Toy Story for not being photorealistic.

    Remember, Toy Story came out five YEARS ago (1995)... that's an eternity in the computer (and thus, the CGI) world.

    And Toy Story II is not a fair testiment as to the true abilities of Pixar. Since TS2 is a *sequel* to the original, it MUST keep the same visual style. Even though Pixar is certianly CAPABLE of a much more sophisticated CGI now than in 1995, they could NOT make TS2 photorealistic. And who's to say that photorealism would be appropiate in a Pixar/Disney production anyway? Jobs/Lasseter have done great things with Pixar's visual style as it is. I don't think a little "cartoony" visual style detracts at all.

    Can you inagine a photorealistic Woody and Buzz Lightyear? I didn't think so. That wouldn't have fit within the style of the Toy Story universe.

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  24. That sucks.. by SirGeek · · Score: 2

    CGI is good but nothing can match real 3D objects..

    1. Re:That sucks.. by Alan · · Score: 1

      Good point, however I seriously doubt that lucasfilms has budget constraints :)

    2. Re:That sucks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      No kidding. Computer graphics are cool, but real actors are better.

      For example, I've watched Titanic several times, not because I was interested in the story, but because I was interested in the CGI. My conclusion is that the using CGI to fake crowd scenes doesn't really work. There is something fake about all those CG passengers strolling the decks. The same with the movie "Gladiator". Most of the crowd there was fake. And it shows.

      One of my favorite movies was the 1960s Russian version of "War and Peace". They needed big crowds, so the hired the Russian Army. It works for me. I really like brute force solutions. Real is better.

  25. Re:How long until Lucas has a completely CGI movie by Golias · · Score: 1
    Give Lucas a little credit. He had intended to do an all-CGI Yoda in Ep.1, but upon seeing the dailies he immediately went back to the puppet. It looked good, but not "Yoda" enough.

    I'm sure he will do the same thing if VirtualR2D2 1.0 does not measure up to what he wants.

    That's the thing everybody forgets about Jar Jar. I hated him as much as anybody, but not because the CGI was bad... it was because the script and voice acting was beyond redemption. (That, and the insistence of the RogerRabit-esque moment when Qui Gon pinched Jar Jar's tongue... how sadly pedestrian to think modern viewers would be impressed with that.)

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  26. What exactly did the actor do? by Argyle · · Score: 2

    Did he have a little steering wheel and buttons to work the lights?

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    1. Re:What exactly did the actor do? by wuice · · Score: 1

      Well, let's not forget that George Lucas could've been likened to a little kid with a new toy with the originals as well. He's always pushed the special effects envelope, even with the original trilogy. He's said many times over if more special effects were available when he made the originals, he would've used them, and the reworking of the originals reflects that mind-set.

    2. Re:What exactly did the actor do? by lar · · Score: 1
      It seems like it's more work than necessary...

      I'm not saying this isn't the case, and I'm for sure not saying I agree with Lucas' decision, but there may be some reasoning behind it. I remember reading (or even watching) something a little while back about the problems they had shooting Ep1 with their robot R2s. You see, many of R2s scenes were on very unforgiving terrain, and the robots they had built didn't handle this terrain very well. I think they had something like 3 or 4 robot R2s, and, for the first while of shooting, they'd be lucky if they could get one of those robots working the day they needed it.

      So I can understand, to a certain extent, why Lucas would just want to get rid of the robots altogether, but I still don't see why he needs to completely get rid of Kenny Baker too.

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    3. Re:What exactly did the actor do? by Zordak · · Score: 1

      >>He certainly is in danger of repeating the problem that plagued Star Trek The Motion Picture: reliance on the "wizz-bang" special effects even when wizz-bang special effect are neither called for nor expected.

      What about the HUGE problem that plagued Episode I, i.e. "wizz-bang" special effects even when wizz-bang special effect are neither called for nor expected.

      George has become like a little kid with a new toy. I think it was good that he cleaned up and digitized the masters for EP IV-VI, but I think past that he should have left it alone. They were already GREAT movies. Why mess them up? It's like he just wants to see what he can replace with a computer image. My answer to that is, "almost nothing." The computer generated images look dull and digitized. Plastic models were WAY better IMHO. They looked REAL!!! Get a clue, George. Episodes IV-VI took their places among the greatest movies of all time because they were well thought out and creative. If they had been just a bunch of empty special effects, they would have taken their places among the MANY forgotten Sci-Fi bombs of history.

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    4. Re: What exactly did the actor do? by spam_and_egcs · · Score: 1

      Did they really cram a VERY small man into that thing? Talk about harsh working conditions...

    5. Re:What exactly did the actor do? by Prothonotar · · Score: 3

      Actually, I think they had two R2D2s, one they used Kenny Baker with and the other was remote controlled or something. The scenes that you see R2D2 "walking" (versus driving on "his" wheels), and probably when you see him up close, were Kenny Baker.

      I don't understand why Lucas would want to do a CGI R2. It seems like it's more work than necessary, when a perfectly good prop is available and proven. He certainly is in danger of repeating the problem that plagued Star Trek The Motion Picture: reliance on the "wizz-bang" special effects even when wizz-bang special effect are neither called for nor expected.
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    6. Re: What exactly did the actor do? by Atticka · · Score: 1
      yup

      they had a remote control model that did all the rolling and a hollowed out model that fit a very small person (one would call them vertically challenged)

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  27. Re:Losing the spirit by evan1l38 · · Score: 1
    Well, you show the need for the viewer to worry less about the methods used and just enjoy the film. If you watch R2D2 and don't concentrate on the fact that he's CGI, you probably won't notice. You complain about the disconnect between real and effects; but the crowd of rebels in your example were all effects - cardboard cutouts and a small group that were replicated several times. You just didn't concentrate on the fact that they were effects and ruin it for yourself. Watch the widescreen intro - it's really obvious that the first guards when the doors open are cardboard. But it works...unless you are determined to make it fail for yourself.

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  28. They killed Kenny! by Riplakish · · Score: 1

    You bastards!

  29. Re:Is Ep2 turning into just another digital movie? by WinDoze · · Score: 1

    The analogy to Anakin becoming more and more machine is amazing, huh?

  30. Pure Tradgedy by askheaves · · Score: 3
    It's a shame that Lucas is less interested in telling a story and more interested in showing off his baby: ILM.

    It's the same sh*t he's pulling with DVDs. The man is too full of himself to remember where he came from: story telling.

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    1. Re:Pure Tradgedy by tycage · · Score: 1

      Can someone show me how using CGI instead of a guy in a trashcan means Lucas is less interested in telling a story? Dont' get me wrong, I think EpI sucked hard and that the magic just wasn't there, but I don't think EpII is gonna suck because Kenny Baker wasn't peddling R2D2 around the set.

  31. The greatest part... by Lizard_King · · Score: 4

    about R2D2 was how he was imperfect. sort of ragged bot...i hope the computer animation does not smooth out those movements.

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    1. Re:The greatest part... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      They could BSOD's for texturizing the blue tiles.

    2. Re:The greatest part... by aphr0 · · Score: 2

      Use NT to render him. That should make him plenty wobbly. :)

    3. Re:The greatest part... by extar-bags · · Score: 1
      But you see my point, yes? that being the first in a series is no excuse for bad filmmaking?

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    4. Re:The greatest part... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2

      Ep1 was what I would consider a fair-to-good movie, but not a great one. The opening scenes with Liam and Ewan running around the ship, kicking robot ass, plunging their lightsabers through 10-ft thick doors was damn cool. The pod race was OK, as was the final space battle. The "Dark Senator" setup, and all the backstory on the old republic was good, but in the end, Ep1 seemed little more than a vehicle for 3-4 "big action" scenes that seemed designed for selling toys rather than giving us good action.

      Media blitz is probably one reason I was a little disappointed by Ep1, but the main reason is that, IMHO, it just didn't measure up to the originals. Maybe I'm just too old to properly enjoy Star Wars now, I don't know. I haven't given up hope on the next 2, though: the idea of watching Anikin turn evil and telling Obi-Wan to piss off has a certain built-in entertainment value attached to it ;)

    5. Re:The greatest part... by Darchmare · · Score: 2

      It just comes with the movie, I think. Episode 1 was basically just a setup for the entire series. Not a lot was supposed to happen, I don't think. Not until Anakin turns over a new leaf (so to speak).

      Also, a lot of it probably does have to do with expectation. Many of us saw the original trilogy when we were little kids, and willing to overlook the original problems. Sure, Jake Lloyd did a pretty poor acting job in the original, but Mark Hamill sucked pretty bad in Star Wars as well (and only became tolerable in the last two films).

      Yeah, the CGI wasn't perfect, but neither were the effects in the first Star Wars. They got better with time, as I expect them to in the later films of this trilogy.

      I don't know. I actually have higher expectations for the next two movies, and I enjoyed the first despite its several semi-major flaws. It was fun.

      Not to mention it included Natalie Portman, but I'd hate to feel the trolls... :>


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    6. Re:The greatest part... by Darchmare · · Score: 2

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    7. Re:The greatest part... by talesout · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of people forgot that EP I was a setup for the other movies. Everyone was expecting the same thing they saw in the first Star Wars movie (EP IV) and were disappointed because we weren't thrown instantly into the midst of the rebellion (we aren't even to the Empire yet, how do people expect there to be a rebellion?).

      BTW, I have a magazine from the time right before the movie was 'released' with an interesting analysis of the similarities between the first movie (EP IV) and the latest movie (EP I). The story centered on two main planetary systems (with side trips elsewhere). They both had a princess. They both had Jedi in training (Luke and Anakin). And there were all sorts of other things they had in common.

      I actually have higher expectations for the next two movies. As I've said elsewhere, it's going to get darker and far more 'intense' as the story progresses.

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    8. Re:The greatest part... by extar-bags · · Score: 1
      I think a lot of people forgot that EP I was a setup for the other movies.

      I love it when people make this excuse for EPI being a piece of crap. A bad movie is a bad movie, period. You know what happens with normal movie series' whose first films aren't good? no more get made.

      Which was better, EPI or the Matrix? Now, they're making a sequel (or 2) to the Matrix, which makes it a series. So if the Matrix 1 is the setup for a series, why isn't it a bad movie?

      If Rocky I is the setup for a series, why isn't it a bad movie?

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    9. Re:The greatest part... by talesout · · Score: 1
      If a movie sucks, it sucks. Please don't make excuses.

      Personally, I didn't think the movie sucked. I liked it, and enjoyed it each of the four times that I went to see it in the theater (not the mention the six times I've watched the video).

      Why does everyone think that it sucks!?! I just don't get it. It was not as bad as everybody seems convinced it was. If you were to watch the first Star Wars movie today for the first time (without the twenty years of worship you have built up in your head) would you say it sucked too? Because honestly I could (if I wanted to) sit here and pick apart the first movie. Bad acting, bad special effects, bad models, terrible interiors on the Death Star....

      But I don't pick it apart, just like I don't pick apart the new movie. It isn't worth it. The new movie filled in a lot of gaps for me (and made me ask new questions). It gave me information that I'd always wanted. It filled in backstory that I always wanted to know about. It was political, and I'm not big on politics, but that doesn't mean it sucked.

      I think it's just popular to say that Ep. I sucked and that's what everybody does. God forbid someone show any gumption and admit to liking something that the critics didn't like. GEEESUZZ, get over it.

      You wonder why movies suck, maybe it's the idiot watching the movie that made it suck. I don't bother going to movies with a couple of my friends anymore because no matter how good the movie is they will pick it apart. They will point out every short-comming of the movie, regardless of how good it was overall. Sounds like you are just like them.

      I went to the movie for entertainment. I went, and didn't try to keep track of each little piece of info I could use to bash it. I went in with the idea of seeing a 'story' not a series of special effects. I saw a story, and a the beggining of a damn good story in my opinion.

      I find it funny that everyone says it sucks, but the only reason they have for it is the CGI character of Jar Jar Binks sometimes not matching up perfectly with his surroundings. That's the biggest complaint I've heard. Forget about the rest of the movie, Jar Jar is enough to complain about. Yeah, OK, whatever.
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    10. Re:The greatest part... by Eso · · Score: 1

      But the Matrix did suck... I heard all this hype about the "blow your mind, make you really think" ideas in it. I'm sure I could have taken the premise and made a much better story. It's problem: It is an action movie. It's a good action movie, but not the earth shattering film that people led me to believe it was.

    11. Re:The greatest part... by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Mark Hamill sucked pretty bad in Star Wars

      I have to disagree. Just because you didn't like the whiny teenager character doesn't mean the acting was poor. Do you think Shelly Long was a bad actor in Cheers just because her character Diane was so annoying?
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    12. Re:The greatest part... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3

      What this probably means is that now R2 will suddenly have jet packs, laser guns, and giant radar dishes coming out of nowhere on him. One more opportunity to put out 10 different variations of the same R2-D2 toy just in time for Christmas 2003.

      You know, I thought Ep1 had it's problems, but up until now was willing to give Lucas the benifit of doubt. Yeah, Jar-Jar sucked and all, but as some have pointed out, the case can be made that Ep1 had to be a "happy" film, considering the direction the next 2 must go. But seeing stuff like this, and announcements a few weeks ago that they're putting out yet another VHS set of originals with some trash "Making Of" thrown in...It's pretty clear that Lucas intends to squeeze this Prequel for every ounce of money he can.

      Help us, Wachowski Brothers, you're our only hope...

    13. Re:The greatest part... by jovlinger · · Score: 1

      Oh, c'mon. Look at the great job they did with Jar Jar. Of course they'll be able to recapture the charming character of ol' R2.

      You'd think that after making each movie better than the last, you'd cut Lucas some slack.

      shesh!

    14. Re:The greatest part... by talesout · · Score: 1

      Your comment brought an interesting thought to mind:

      What if we heard absolutely nothing about the 'makings' of the films and just saw them? I mean, Episode I was not that bad (in fact, I felt it was pretty damn good). But if you listened to the months (years?!) of hype surrounding it, then went to the theater high off of the fumes from the shit the media blitz had thrown at you, you would have been disapointed. Nobody could make a movie that lives up to that kind of hype.

      So, would you feel the same way about Ep. I if you had heard nothing about it before hand? Or is it just that you are so 'prepared' for greatness that you have no choice but to be disappointed?

      Personally, I saw Ep. I four times in the theater, and I loved it. It wasn't dark and mysterious, but it showed plots and sub-plots that have been lurking question marks ever since the first three movies (IV-VI). And the next two episodes will show more of the same (and progressively get darker and more like the original films in feel I would think).

      If the hype is setting you up for disappointment, don't listen to it. Enjoy the damn movie, and see if it actually 'tells the story' which is what I feel is the entire point of the movies. In my mind, Ep. I did just that (and who cares how many frames were computer generated and how many were 'real' shots).

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  32. Re:In fairness to Lucas... by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1
    Kenny just didn't make the short list.

    You are too unkind.

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  33. Re:That's nothing! (JOKE) by Verteiron · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but Prowse spoke all of Vader's lines and was dubbed over later by JEJ. IIRC Prowse was rather pissed about that... because he didn't know about it until he saw the completed movie.

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  34. Re:Just some random comments by loftwyr · · Score: 1

    There's still something to be said for hand made models and costumes when it comes to realism.

    That's the key. A CGI R2 may be given a bitmap that has "dirt" applied but can never look properly worn and interesting. The actual models of various sizes of R2D2 are really what makes the character stand out. It's understandable that Lucas wants to save money by not having to make 500 different R2's for use in various shots (after all he only make a few dollars with the series so far ;-). It just shows that he's more concerned with what the kids say that what the people who started watching the series in 1977 say. The kids don't care about realistic, they want more lens flares.

    I'm sure that if they destroy R2, the public will never forgive Lucas.

    It's a nice idea but there are far more 12 year olds that really don't understand the "lovableness" of R2D2. They liked Jar Jar.

    We're not the ones he cares about anymore. It's the little kids that bug mom into buying yet another Jar Jar figurine after breaking the last one the bugged mom about. We break ours once in anger and then feel better so we don't buy another. I hope Lucas keeps at least some of R2's distictiveness in the future and maybe even uses Kenny for some shots (despite what he says). I just think he's lost the dream and relies on the cash.

  35. Re:Computer and movies by HyperbolicParabaloid · · Score: 1

    I have to offer another view about CGI, particularly as it relates to previous posts concerning Jurassic Park (SP?) I thought those raptors in the Kitchen were VERY realistic (having willingly suspended disbelief...). Those weren't robots were they?

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  36. Re:Sue Lucas under Americans with Disabilities Act by crm0922 · · Score: 1

    Re:Sue Lucas under Americans with Disabilities Act (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 29, @12:50PM EST (#148)

    different midget

    How un-PC. The preferred term is "doorstop".


    Boy I wish I had some mod points to mod this up +3 Funny. Hoo boy.

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  37. Samuel Jackson by Alan · · Score: 1

    From what I heard about Samuel L. Jackson's inclusion in Episode I, he basically begged Lucas to be in it. The reply was that the parts were all taken care of, and that the only thing he could get would be a bit part. The reply was something along the lines of "who cares, I just want to be in a star wars movie".

    This is what I heard, so take it with a grain of salt (TIWAGOS?), but it sounds about right. Wouldn't *you* want to be in a star wars movie, even if it was just as a side character, or one jedi knight in a thousand, charging forward in the clone wars? I know I would (that is of course if lucas doesn't replace armies of jedi with CGI jedi because the armies of droids in Episode I looked so good (bah)).

  38. Re:humans need humans.. by rodgerd · · Score: 1

    We had this discussion at work recently, WTR LoTR; one of my workmates wanted to know why Peter Jackson is building real, huge sets up and down the country for filming, and not just use CGI. The answers are simple: CGI doesn't look as good and it costs a whole lot more.


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  39. R2D2 in CGI by adamkennedy · · Score: 1

    Well I must say that's kind of odd, as a friend of mine who worked on the set until this week when they jetted off to tunisia would say otherwise.

    Her sister ( who got her the job ) is the puppeteer who controls R2D2 ( the fiddly outside bits I guess ).

    Of course, I would definately expect they would do do a partial mix of both CGI and live action like in E1, but a complete replacement?

    Adam

  40. Voice overs... by dr_labrat · · Score: 1

    What, so does this mean that they are going to use digitised sounds for r2's bleeping noises, too?

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  41. Technological First? by GeekLife.com · · Score: 2

    A robot gets fired and replaced by a virtual robot.

    We humans spent all that time worried that robots were going to replace us in the workplace. I think our fears were misplaced.

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  42. Re:Sic transit by Golias · · Score: 1
    No, but an F18 that is mostly used for Air Shows or training is going to be a lot more shiney than one that was rebuilt several times in the middle of an attrition war.

    Remember, the saga begins in a time of relative peace. Any Naboo fighters are bound to be some kind of Royal Honor Guard... looking shiney was expected to be thier main function.

    The X-Wings in Star Wars are salvaged surplus military gear aquired from the-force-knows-where by a rag-tag band of rebels, and the empirial crafts have seen extended wartime use, probably rebuilt several times.

    Take a look at the Apache helicopters that came back from the Gulf War. They look quite a bit different from the ones the Air Force displays on their recruiting posters, don't they?

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  43. Re:another step down the path of lameness by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    And you have to look at it from the point of view of order. We aren't supposed to know Palpatine is Sidious. Sure, everyone has figured it out, but that's only because they now know Palpatine becomes a Sith Master.

    If you look just at the first movie, you see hints, but nothing that makes it obvious. This was an amazingly subtle movie, if you haven't seen the rest of them.

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  44. Re:Tremendous change is coming by beff · · Score: 1

    > Maybe the actors can act in their street clothes and have the wardrobe added later.
    Read, if you haven't already, Diamond Age by Stephenson. Actors and actresses get sensor nets imbedded in their skin to allow the computer to detect every movement, including facial expressions. The actor acts and the computer adds everything else (e.g., skin, hair, clothes, scenery, etc.). Great concept.

  45. What the hell is CGI? by zuffy · · Score: 1

    I've heard of CG (Computer Graphics) but I've never heard of it referred to as CGI (Common Gateway Interface????), except in rare cases. If that is actually an acronym for Computer Graphics, what the hell does it stand for?

    Thank you.

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    1. Re:What the hell is CGI? by Cebert · · Score: 1

      Good question. I tend to seperate the two usages of CGI in my mind and never really gave it much thought. :)

      I imagine, you could say it's "Computer Graphics Integration", which would be good for refering to CG integrated into movies. :)

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  46. Time to face up to it by gonerill · · Score: 1
    George Lucas is a gearhead disguised as a screenwriter/director. His choice of gear = computer animation/digital cinema techniques. His ideal ratio of eye candy to actors is 1:0, as is his ideal ratio of eye candy: plot/ characterization/ etc. As long as he can say "We used the latest technology to do this --- nothing like this was available when I did Star Wars" then he's happy. Case in point: digitally mapping the expressions of Liam Neeson onto the stunt guy's face for the light saber duels. I saw Lucas interviewed about this, and he basically loved it that he could shut the actor out of the picture completely, and let the computer take care of the challenge of directing the film. Never mind that the result was a terribly edited fight scene (in the immediate context) and a lot of unmotivated actors playing cardboard characters (in the film as a whole). Sad, really.

    It's a shame that a nice film has turned into the equivalent of the Nike Swoosh --- just a brand name to sell crap. The increasingly feverish protests of the Star Wars cultists just get more and more embarrassing. Yoda might be able to peddle his "There is no Try" routine on screen, but it's clear that Lucas stopped trying years ago and as a result there's nothing doing with the new films.

  47. I concurr. by Nanookanano · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, the rendering of Toy Story thematically fits the patently non-realistic nature of the charactors as they are, of course, toys. A cartoon 'Toy Story' now exists, which is unfortunate. Five year olds will be able to tell the quality difference. Jim Carey is playing The Grinch (feh), which should only be the hand drawn cartoon narrated by Boris Carloff. The hand rendered claymation of Chicken Run is nonpariel. Dedication to an artististic endevor demands careful mating of medium and theme. (my .02)

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  48. Caffeine? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Then cut down on the frequency and amplitude of the jitter to create realism without exaggeration.
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  49. Re:only the beginning by Tyrannosaurus · · Score: 1

    Hell, you don't need CGI to reproduce George Lucas - save some money and use cardboard.

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  50. Bubo in Battle of the Titans by magi · · Score: 1
    You might want to compare R2D2s beeps with those of a robotic owl called Bubo in an older movie called "Battle of the Titans" (??), which tells the classic Greek myth of Perseus and Andromeda. The owl was sent by Athena (if I remember correctly) to help Perseus.

    Some sounds of the owl which I recorded from the movie are here:

    http://magi.yok.utu.fi/~magi/foo/bubo-r2d2.mp3

    The similarity is striking! There were also some other very similar themes between the BotT and Star Wars. I don't remember the movie too well anymore, but you definitely should watch it. The characters and themes were very "starwarsy". Or...perhaps we should say that Star Wars was very battle-of-the-titanous. I think there was some obiwankenobish character there (you can hear his voice on the short mp3 above). And princess Andromeda was turned to princess Leia, of course. And they laughed in a very similar manner.

    The robotic owl was dropped in a stream and rescued, it was damaged during the final combat, etc. It behaved very much like R2D2: a funny and 'cute' character.

  51. r2d2 - has anyone actually seen the script? by mrmud · · Score: 1

    perhaps r2d2 isn't going to be a major character? Maybe just a quick 2 second flash? who knows.. i think before everyone whines about it they should see it.

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  52. The best of both worlds by mike260 · · Score: 1

    I understand why they're doing away with the physical R2D2 models but that doesn't actor has to be entirely removed from the equation. ILM could stick a dustbin on Kenny's head and tie his feet together, motion-capture him struggling to move and use that to animate the CGI with the authentic R2 waddle.

  53. Re:Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

    Crappy? I'd like to see you do better than this.

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  54. Re:Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4

    Last time I checked, there was only one actor in the original Star Wars (Harrison Ford). Looks like Lucas was close to his dream.

  55. Damn it NOOOO! Don't take Kenny Baker!! by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1
    Great. Now the remaining parts of the Star Wars saga will look as horrible as Episode 1. If Mike Nelson and the bots were still doing MST3K, this movie would probably get sent for them to watch. For now, we'll have to improvise.

    My least favorite characters in Episode 1 were all computer-generated. Jar-Jar was annoying as hell, the robots seemed to defy the laws of physics, it all looked like a horribly done Q2 engine game.

    Now, we'll have to watch R2D2 stumble along as unnaturally as the Gungans and robots in Episode 1.

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  56. Another Lego Project.... by kermit+the+fraud · · Score: 1

    Make R2 out of Legos!

  57. Re:Ridley Scott had an interesting point of view.. by Rakarra · · Score: 1
    Ironically enough, many people's favourite sequence in the Matrix is the lobby shootout - which hardly features any CGI at all (except the wire removal).

    How odd. I'd have to say the lobby shootout scene is very easily the lowest point of the film, where the Matrix dissolves from something truly interesting into just another big budget summer ho-hum. The movie would have been so much better without that scene. It's still good, though.

  58. Re:Artoo - and Star Wars - you will be missed. by torpor · · Score: 2

    Everything looks new. Sure.

    You did realize that the new Star Wars movies are *PREQUELS*, right? That means they happened (time-wise) *before* the old Star Wars trilogy.

    Before the clone wars. Before the growth of the Empire. You're seeing the junkheaps and battle-scarred X-wing fighters, because that happens *years* after the story of the prequels...

    It makes total sense that things look new and fresh and clean in the new SW movies... things are about to get nastier, and yes there's going to be a whole lot more degeneration around - that's the point!

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  59. Age is a factor. by rotten_ · · Score: 1

    Kenny Baker is 66 Years old as of last week. I imagine that scooting around in a tin can is a game for the young. The decision may have been made because Kenny Baker didn't want to do it again--it can't possibly be much fun.

    -k

  60. Re:How long until Lucas has a completely CGI movie by Eponymous,+Showered · · Score: 1

    I wonder where he gets the time to tape episodes of Red Dwarf in between his appearances on The People's Court.

  61. Re:Sic transit by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

    Actually...Luke would have been cleaning a wooden cylinder with a rounded top. The wood would be painted white with fine black gridlines. The CGI bit would have been added later, with the gridlines to make everything match up.

    CGI means you don't have to spend money on expensive models. You can spend the money on expensive computers and hire expensive geeks to run them.

  62. Re:another step down the path of lameness by AugstWest · · Score: 2

    Well, it's obviously a ploy to gain greater power for himself. I still think there could have been a more entertaining way to do it.

    I know a lot of lawyers who've advanced their careers through major tax law cases, but it doesn't mean I want to see a 2 hour movie I waited forever for about it.

  63. More bad news for Mr. Baker... by fish500 · · Score: 1

    Terry Gilliam has just announced that the role of Fidget will be played by a robot in the upcoming Time Bandits II. When it rains it pours.

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  64. Technology & The Dark Side by Cebert · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what basically created Darth Vader in the first place? Replacing parts of his body with cybernetic ones until he was almost totally machine? Sounds to me like that's what is happening to Lucas...the more CGI he puts into the movies...well, you get the picture.

    I tried thinking down the road a bit, and had another chilling thought hit me: all-CGI Darth Vader in Episode 3. He doesn't really have any visible human parts, and that shiny black mask just lends itself to 3D rendering...it will happen. I can feel it. :(

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  65. Re:George, moving faster than technology? by Apotsy · · Score: 1
    Also, I have heard that the next Star Wars movie (#2) will be filmed on digital media. This is great, but this technology isn't yet as good quality as the film they were using before. So although he may be taking a step up technology-wise, he may be taking a step down quality-wise.

    Boy, am I glad to hear that I'm not the only one who thinks that this "Filmed in HDTV" movie is going to suck in terms of picture quality. Too many people are busy drooling over the use of that damn Sony video camera just because someone decided to attach the "digital" buzzword to it.

    Just think, if Lucas had said he was going to shoot the next Star Wars movie using a video camera, everyone would have laughed. But because he used the word "digital" instead, people's eyes glazed over, they shut their brains off, and started chanting "digital is good, it is the future, digital is good, it is the future..."

    I wouldn't have too big a problem with the use of a video camera if it had proper resolution, but this movie is going to be filmed in 1920x1080 format (16:9 aspect ratio), cropped to about 1920x700 to form a widescreen "scope" image (2.35:1 aspect ratio). That's simply not good enough to replace film. Have a look at this resolution chart for motion picture film scanning/printing. You'll see that the mamimum resolution for scanning film is about 4000 pixels per side, not 2000. Lucas is essentially shooting at HDTV resolution, not film resolution.

    Even though it was shot on film, Ep. I looked pretty bad too, since almost the entire movie was processed on computers at 2K resolution (instead of 4K). All that extra resolution that was captured on the film just got thrown away, and the image quality ofthe final product just suffers. When they project that image up on the big screen and you sit at the proper distance so that the image completely fills your vision, 2K resolution just looks blurry.

  66. Re:Tremendous change is coming by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2

    Wow. I hadn't heard of the retraction. Quite a dress rehearsal for when it really happens. Wonder if this will be a wake-up call for the Screen Actors Guild, which will negotiate a "no artificial humans" clause in future contracts?

  67. Of course the ships weren't battle-scarred in TPM by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

    The Galaxy had been at peace for several thousand years - if nobody's shooting at you, there's hardly going to be any battle scars are there?

  68. Re:Sic transit by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
    p.s. The theater where (I think) Star Wars opened, the Coronet, is about to be smashed to bits.

    By amazing coincitence, Coronet is also the name of the capital city of Han Solo's home planet, Corellia.

  69. Re:humans need humans.. by fenix+down · · Score: 1

    I noticed when I saw Gladiator with some friends that some people can see that the crowd is CGI right away, and others don't see it at all. One of us, who happens to be a good programmer, noticed the CGI easily. Another, who has a hard time with programming, didn't notice anything. 4 people isn't much of a test group, but probably some of the skills that help you program well also help you see copied or unnatural movements in the crowd.

  70. Re:Sic transit by Wellspring · · Score: 2

    Good point-- everything they use is leftover stuff from the Old Republic. And thought XWings are built during the Rebellion, they saw constant combat, as opposed to Naboo fighters, which had never been used due to the peace of the Republic.

    Shiney isn't the problem. The two problems with SW:E1 were:

    1) Nothing looked usable. Everything was a show-room model, not something you would buy on a day to day basis. The stuff could have been bent, broken, dirty and scratched, but to me it still would have looked like concept models.

    2) Nothing had texture. Texture seems to be the lost art of moviemaking, now that everything is CGI. Muppets and costumes have great texture and subtlety. CGI creatures look too 'raytraced'-- like someone painted over plastic wrap.

    We're losing the personality from these movies. You couldn't make the Dark Crystal from a cartoon or CGI. Lucas seems to enamored of the latest technologies, and has left behind the old ones which are still useful.

  71. Re:Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by andy@petdance.com · · Score: 1
    Last time I checked, there was only one actor in the original Star Wars (Harrison Ford).
    What's that high-pitched whirring noise?

    Is it a pod racer starting up?

    Is it the Millenium Falcon preparing to jump into hyperspace?

    No, it's Sir Alec Guinness spinning in his grave.

  72. Re:Losing the spirit by PDHoss · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I chose a bad example, or I should have focused more on the "Han, Luke and Chewie" part rather than the "crowd of Rebels" part.

    It's not the special effects, per se, that bother me I guess, but rather the increasing importance they play as primary literary (and I use that term loosely, Mr. Lucas) devices.

    While Lando blasts his way through a zillion CGI/effects spaceships in a battle with a F/X Death Star, I can invest something in the scene because I can identify with the character. But when Watto gets what's coming to him or Jar-Jar redeems himself, I can't identify on either side of the fence, and thus, the importance of the scene is lost on me.

    And I am not even sure why that is, exactly. I'm not even sure that more "realistic" CGI characters would change my mind. But no matter how good the effect, CGIs as key players just lose something.

    They're not "analog" enough. Even the flaws seem too calculated...

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  73. Link by DrStrange · · Score: 1

    If the link in the story doesn't work for you, ie you don't see anything about R2D2, try this instead.

  74. Re:Sic transit by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Yeah, all those pod-racer pods looked like they just got unloaded from the factory, didn't they?

    Let me put the question to you this way. Have you ever seen the Blue Angels or the Thunderbirds aircraft up close? Let me tell you...those fighter jets are immaculate. You could eat off the control surfaces...'cept then you'd have to answer to the chief whose responsibility it is to keep the left horizontal stabilizer shaving-mirror polished.

    Just 'cuz it's a fighter, doesn't mean it has to be crusty lookin'. Everything else in the movie, save for the Naboo equipment, looked suitably "lived in". That was a conscious choice on Lucas' part, and it works.

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  75. Re:Sic transit by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Note that the Air Force doesn't operate Apaches. Armed rotary-wing aircraft are the purview of the Army and the Marine Corps. This was due to the fact that when the Air Force separated from the Army (in WW2 it was the Army Air Corps), the new AF brass managed to pass laws forbidding the Army from operating armed, fixed-wing aircraft. The AF then proceeded to totally ignore helicopters, as they weren't fast or shiny enough. The Army, seeing the utility of these aircraft first as transports and then as gun platforms, passed corollary legislation preventing the AF from operating armed rotary-wing aircraft.

    Thus endeth the military history lesson. Aren't you glad that our armed forces spend so much time and effort pissing on each other?

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  76. Re:only the beginning by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 2

    I just read today that some guy modified AIM by adding AppleScript running Eliza. Idiots were contacting him and they had no clue that they were talking to a 1st generation AI program.

    I even heard there is a program that immitates that judge on the deCSS case. Problem is, nobody can tell the difference between the program and the real McCoy as both make really bad decisions.

    Now, let's imagine when they write an Al Gore CGI program. At least it will have more life to it before it runs itself into an endless loop of changing its political position. Even if the PC loses a few flip-flops, it can still borrow some from the program and keep on running.

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  77. Can Star Wars be ruined any further? by apathyruiner · · Score: 1

    IMHO lucas should have stopped with the THX releases of ep 4-6. The pure CG scenes in the Special Edition and most of the additions to existing scenes really really looked fake. Ep 1's use of computers was better, but still weren't very immersive. props to the animators though, there was plenty of detail in the character's movements, but they didn't even look like they were really there. Gimmie back my plastic models and green screen!

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  78. CGI and the Movies by Alioth · · Score: 1
    The thing is about all these wonderful computer animations in movies is that you can tell they are computer animations.

    Although I never saw the original Star Wars in the theatres (I was probably a bit too young then), when I did get to see them, I really enjoyed them. The Millennium Falcon looked real, even if it was really a model.

    Looking at Episode 1, although the special effects were supposedly "better", they did appear rather fake. This so far appears true of many movies where computer animation is used: it's like there's not quite the attention to detail that was put in with the old models.

    For instance - compare 2001: A Space Odyssey which was out in 1968, before we'd landed someone on the moon with any space movie from the last couple of years. 2001 seemed real. The newer movies seem to lack the attention to detail that 2001 got.

    Computer animation is going to be the future - but it still has a long way to go before it will catch up with even 2001. George Lucas shouldn't kill Kenny just yet...

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  80. The Irony! by carlhirsch · · Score: 2

    1970 - George Lucas makes _THX-1138_, a plodding didactic film about the dehumanizing aspects of technology and holographic characters virtually indistinguishable from real people.

    2000 - George Lucas opts for a CGI Artoo instead of a real actor.

    Perhaps a new reading of THX-1138 is in order? Perhaps Lucas what actually portraying his utopian vision of humanity's future rather than the dystopian hell everyone assumed he was talking about.

    I guess it only took him 30 years to lose his soul.

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  81. All Star Wars Actors replaced by CGI for Ep III by Jasa · · Score: 1

    George Lucas of Lucas Films annonced "Technology has advanced so much in the last two years since Ep II, that not only can I replace all of the non human characters as I did in Episode II. But we can now replace all of the human character and simulate their voices using the new Computer Voice Synthesis. The only hard choice was deciding to whether or not to make the computer simulate the bad acting that we have had in the last two films"

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  82. This Is Not The Droid You're Looking For... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    Well, technically Ahmed Best DID perform on the set of Episode 1, with full Jar Jar regalia, later the CGI was superimposed over his head and neck (complete with goofy looking Jar Jar hat), mainly to have a physical spatial reference for the animators, and something for the actors to look at so they wouldn't appear to be staring off into space (didn't quite work)...

    No reason the R2D2 can't be done the same way... HOWEVER, when Anthony Daniels is replaced with CGI, THAT will be a sad day indeed...

    A bit of history, since I've known a person who worked for Lucasfilms for a time... The original reason that Lucasfilms bankrolled Pixar in the first place, was because at the time, George Lucas was contemplating virtual sets and actors in the early 80's, even though at the time, a lot of it was relatively primative... And he used it pretty much from the getgo, Return of the Jedi, Willow, both used CGI in varying amounts... Pity he didn't use it in Howard the Duck, however...

    He went into the 80's wanting to make movies completely CGI, he's about 75% there now...

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  83. Another man replaced by a computer... by ackthpt · · Score: 2

    Well, maybe he can get a higher paying job at Lucas Ltd doing the graphics ;-)

    I wish him best of luck.

    Vote Naked 2000

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    1. Re:Another man replaced by a computer... by synaptik · · Score: 1

      Nah... Do you really want him to consume all available harddrive space? Better to use

      ln -s /dev/random /dev/GeorgeLucas


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    2. Re:Another man replaced by a computer... by jonfromspace · · Score: 2

      Maybe we can replace George Lucas with a CGI Director...
      Just a thought...

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    3. Re:Another man replaced by a computer... by ackthpt · · Score: 2

      Maybe we can replace George Lucas with a CGI Director... Just a thought...

      Or better, a random number generator!

      cat /dev/random > /dev/GeorgeLucas

      Vote Naked 2000

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  84. George ain't learning - Remember the Oscars? by valmont · · Score: 1
    The Matrix and EP1 were competing for the best special effects' Oscar.

    Remember WHICH MOVIE got it?

    The Matrix!

    Try to imagine the slap in Mr. Lucas's face: ILM had almost consistently been winning best visual effects Oscars over the last few years, and the very year his so highly anticipated movie comes out, with all its overhyped and highly bragged-about slew of ILM special effects, SOMEONE ELSE gets the title!

    I think this should have taught George Lucas the lesson that visual effects DO NOT make a movie: as snazzy (not necessarily GOOD) as they can be, if your characters are not interesting enough for the moviegoer to care about them, they're as good as non-existent.

    It appears He's not learning.

    In any case, I ain't going thru this sh*t again with my friends for EP2 .

  85. Re:It's pretty obvious why this happened by IronBlade · · Score: 1

    Removing people is progress....?

    Yes, lets remove all those pesky actors, and only do CG stuff!
    No-one enjoys seeing real people anymore, so it won't make a difference!

    Sheesh!

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  86. Re:R2D2's on Display by zipturtle · · Score: 1

    I'm going to Chicago next month. Was the exhibit pretty cool, as in informative about the film making process etc. or just a bunch of props? Also is that the same museum Sue is in? The Turtle KwikBarter.com Swap Old Stuff for Cool Stuff http://www.kwikbarter.com

  87. I think the little guy is confused... how cute. by tswinzig · · Score: 3

    I mean, first he says, "If they don't use human beings these movies are in danger of looking like Disney cartoons... "

    Then he follows that up with, "The progress in digital and computer technology has been frightening. It was light years on from when I was in the first Star Wars movie."

    I think these conflicting statements can easily be summed up in a few words...

    Beeeeeeeep BEeeeeeeep Beeeeeep!!! EEEEooooo EEEEoooo EEEEooooo!!

    -thomas

    "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

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    "And like that ... he's gone."
    1. Re:I think the little guy is confused... how cute. by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      My problem with Disney cartoons is that they the characters are more and more starting to look like the voice actors themselfs.

      What do you expect the character designers to do when they have no real creative talents?

      Heck, Disney's been turning non-original stories into non-original scripts[1] and using non-original techniques to animate them[2] for years. Why should the character designs be any different?

      [1] Faerie tales, old folk legends, and original stories from other cultures.
      [2] I'm reminded of Joel Seigel's (morning TV movie critic) OOHing and AAHing over the "first time ever used" camera techniques used in Lion King, techniques that had been used for years in animation in other countries (even in lowly episodic TV animation.)

      There was an interview the the designer of the Pocahontas character design: He showed a photo of the original Pocahontas (very unattractive, to put it mildly) telling us all the while how much they patterned the character design after her. Then they show us the beautiful girl who sang the songs, who looked EXACTLY like the character design drawings we'd been shown earlier. Hmmmmm.


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    2. Re:I think the little guy is confused... how cute. by tswinzig · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but "mutually exclusive" statements are also known as ... wait for it ... conflicting statements.

      And whoever modded me down as 'flamebait' on the original post... WTF???

      -thomas


      "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

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  88. Re:OT-- Welcome to /. by kaniff · · Score: 1

    And one of them has already been written by Anonymous Cowards.

  89. Re:Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by Bryan+K.+Feir · · Score: 2

    "I have a sneaking suspicion that if there were a way to make movies without actors, George (Lucas) would do it."

    The scary thing is, I can see this. Lucas has always seemed obsessed about the 'vision'. He's got his own ideas how things should look and how they'd go, and the more people he has to get to help him realize that vision, the more diluted it gets by everyone else's contributions.

    Makes perfect sense seen from that point of view. The fewer other 'personalities' involved, the more tightly you can control the outcome.

    Purity of vision is a double-edged sword, though. Some writers just desperately need editors riding herd on them. It may be exactly the masterpiece the writer wanted, but if nobody other than the writer can understand it because nobody with sufficient clout could sit him down and say 'this doesn't make sense', well...

    -- Bryan Feir

  90. Re:only the beginning by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    probably as hard as making a crappy post.

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  91. How long until Lucas has a completely CGI movie? by Hairy_Potter · · Score: 1

    It's no secret he doesn't want to work with actors and actresses. He's probably champing at the bit to do a completely CGI film.

    The quality of Toy Story indicates it has a little bit of a way to go, but it may only take a few years.

    A shame, really, as humans add a lot to a part, even if they don't speak much.

    Can you imagine A New Hope with Maz Headroom instead of Alec Guinness?

    Oh well, I hope Kenny Baker has a good 401k, he;s getting shafted by GL.

  92. I Will Call Him by SpunOne · · Score: 1

    R2CGI2

    Can I slap Lucas now?

  93. R2D2 was played by a human? by JMZorko · · Score: 1

    Wow, it's amazing what you can do with makeup these days :-)

    Regards,

    John

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  94. Pop Quiz, everybody! by Pariah · · Score: 1

    Which is better:
    ------------
    Millenium Falcon, with wires, loose rivets, burn marks, etc.
    -or-
    The mirror smooth ship in Phantom Menace
    ---------------
    Chewbacca
    -or-
    Jar Jar
    ------------------
    Jabba the Hutt
    -or-
    The winged blue guy who I don't even know his name
    ------------------
    Storm Troopers
    -or-
    Those idiotic battle droids
    -------------------
    The Death Star
    -or-
    The silly looking ship Anakin accidentally blew up
    -------------------

    Doing it with CGI doesn't make it better, George. Twenty years later, everybody still knows what the Death Star is. Kids wanted to be Storm Troopers, even though they always got killed. I wanted to own the Millenium Falcon. I wanted R2D2 to be my friend. Nobody wants to be friends with a CGI. Nobody dreams of owning the Naboo silver ship, which didn't even have a name, and the battle droids- no, I don't think anyone dreams of being a battle droid. Oh, and BTW- Jar Jar sucks ass.

  95. Re:maybe it will work in this case... by IronBlade · · Score: 1

    How much more will it cost to 'just use a computer', rather than pay an actor (and the various supports, like puppeteers,etc)??

    Each frame of CGI takes an hour to render (an industry standard), so not only will this be more expensive (IMHO) but take longer too!

    Wake up, George!

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  96. Depressing by Mike+the+Mac+Geek · · Score: 2

    When I was camping out for E1, Kenny actually came by the line here in Dallas to say hi to everyone. He's very nice, polite, and cool as hell. Lucas... First you give us the pablum that is Jar-Jar, then this? Have you no shame?

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  97. Re:Losing the spirit .. more than cartoons by Felipe+Hoffa · · Score: 1

    More than cartoons, they were cardboards.

    Most of the crowd watching the heroes receive their medallions are cardboard cutouts.

    Cardboard cutouts are used for some of the background starfighters in the Rebel hanger bay.

    More trivia on the IMDB.

    Fh

  98. R2D2 is mostly an RC controlled robot !!! Not CGI! by Augusto · · Score: 1

    Stop spreading misinformation, he's a remote controlled robot !!!

    Who really said it was only a CGI character ? And sure, many (if not most) of the Episode I shots had an RC controlled R2 unit.

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  99. smoking crack by wishus · · Score: 1

    Has George Lucas been smoking crack lately?

    Evidence:
    * Jar-Jar Binks
    * Samuel Jackson
    * Episode 1 in general

    and now
    * Fake R2D2

    hrmm...

    wish

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    1. Re:smoking crack by funk_phenomenon · · Score: 1
      More evidence:

      * Christopher Lee (Campy 70's Dracula)
      * Jimmy Smits (NYPD Blue ass whippin with aliens)

      Thank god he still has Anthony Daniels.

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  100. Re:another step down the path of lameness by takshaka · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute...are you saying that Lisa Kudrow is better than Jar Jar? Or just that it's funnier to see Lisa Kudrow step in bantha poodoo?

  101. *Spoiler!* EP2 Dialogue! by rkanodia · · Score: 1

    Enter CGI

    R2: Hello, meesa Jar2D2! Since every other character in Star Wars these days be doin' racist impressions, meesa gonna do some racist impressions too! Bleep bloo fleebleoob! Get it? Meesa making fun of UNIX system! Doo dop beeeeep! Hah hah, Windows 2k bleeps freeble goit!

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  102. Re:How long until Lucas has a completely CGI movie by Xunker · · Score: 1

    You are so right. Sorry for the brain fart.

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  103. Why not hire the actor to control the CGI? by willdye · · Score: 1
    Given that laying off Mr. Baker has some potential drawbacks, why not hire him to control the computer-generated R2D2? One of the most important goals of modern computer graphics is to enable actors to do their work easily and intuitively. In most cases, they should not have to know a lot of technical arcana; and in all cases, they should have input devices that are intuitive and efficient.

    With some good input devices, and a little training, it seems plausible that Mr. Baker could still be the actor behind R2D2. If anything, it should send a good signal to the acting world that we really mean it when we keep repeating the mantra that "it's the story, not the computers".

    For me, at least, it would mean I'd spend less time listening to my peers debate if the new R2D2 is as good as the old one. Anything that helps me get out of analysis mode and back into fantasy mode would be a plus.

    --Will
    willdye@willdye.com

  104. Re:i think...... by zuffy · · Score: 1

    That makes sense, so does 'Computer Graphics Integration' for integrating CG w/ live action.

    Thanks! =)

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  105. Re:the next great idea from Lucas by Golias · · Score: 1
    Does anybody else get the sense that George Lucas has become a walking billboard against intellectual property rights?

    Star Wars has become an integral part of our culture, one of our few shared mythical stories in a society of a thousand religions. Yes Lucas insists of f*ing around with it. So long as he is alive, Star Wars will probably never be seen again as we boomers and Gen X'ers remember it. The enhancements that were done for the re-release added nothing to the film, and cheapened a classic.

    As if this was not enough, he chose to take Obi Wan's beuatiful description of the spiritual power known as "the force", and turn it into nothing more than the behavior of intelligent, parasitic nano-creatures. It's like he went out of his way to destroy the deep sense of wonder his original movies evoked.

    Yes, if you own the building where The Last Supper was painted, you technically have the right to knock a door through that wall... but that does not meant you should.

    Han shot first! Damn you! Han shot first!!!! [gasp] [gasp]

    Pardon me while I pull myself together.

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  106. Re:Easy. by mikpos · · Score: 3

    I would think they would want him to act a little bit more like a "normal" human, not a caffeine addict.

  107. So I guess it would be politically incorrect to by eclectro · · Score: 1

    say that Kenney was canned then, huh???

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  108. Small Caveat by Trespass · · Score: 1

    When you finally saw the alien at the end of the movie, it looked like shit. It was just a guy in a rubber suit who looked like he should be manacing Tom Bakker, or maybe Godzilla.

  109. Ross Perot was sort of right ... by gradji · · Score: 1

    ... Americans are losing jobs. But that giant sucking sound isn't from jobs fleeing to Mexico but rather to our computers!

    I wonder when my employer is going to realize that most of MY work can be replaced by scripts and macros. Pretty soon, I guess I'll get "CGIed" out of real life!!! Anyone writing a Perl generator that scopes out popular trade presses and spits out forecasts and policy recommendations ... sort of like with the Haiku project?

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  110. Too bad by OmegaDan · · Score: 1

    FP?! Lucas is incapable of making artistic decisions because he has too much money in the thing... jar jar proved that methinks

  111. R2D2 Replaced with CGI Script by copito · · Score: 3

    #!/usr/local/bin/perl -wT
    use CGI qw/:standard/;
    use CGI::Carp;

    if(defined url_param('action')){
    for (url_param('action')) {
    if (/respond/) { beep(2); }
    elsif {/move/} { wobble;
    beep(1};
    whirr(2);
    move(url_param('direction'));
    }
    elsif {/trapped/} { hack('imperial_comp');
    beep(2);
    }
    else { #default
    random_beep();
    }
    }
    }


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  112. Re:It's pretty obvious why this happened by Dirtside · · Score: 2

    Actually I meant "progress" in an ironic way, indicating that, "Well, that's what happens when technology progresses." More to the point, the progression of technology is going to have both positive and negative side effects. I wasn't saying that it's necessarily good or right, it's just the way it is.

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  113. Hard to believe by Kimiko · · Score: 1

    It's hard to believe Lucas would be so lame. Does anyone have any hard facts to back up this claim?

  114. A CGI R2-D2? Why not? by IowaBoy · · Score: 2

    Gentlemen, start your pocket protectors... Regarding the pros and cons of going CGI to do R@-D2. I write about special effects for The Hollywood Reporter, so here's my $0.02 from an "insider's" perspective.

    First of all, I'm not sure how much on-set actor interaction you'll lose with a CGI R2, which some people fear will lessen the performance value. He/it is, after all, a very non-anthropomorphic, trash-can shaped character who moves and emotes entirely differently than everything around it. (Keep in mind the sound effects come later.) And given the complexity of dealing with the props and Anthony Daniel's C3PO costume, the droid scenes are probably heavily scripted, with no improvisation, and thus necessarily limited. Aside from timing the slap of Daniels' hand on R2's head, there's no real reason to have Baker on set, although you could still have him be his own stand-in (like Ahmed Best did for Jar-Jar) and just erase him from the shots. I don't mean to keep dumping on Kenny, but if the radio-controlled R2 version were good enough, he would have been out of that suit years ago.

    If there's one thing CGI does well, it's smooth metal surfaces, so it'll look fine. And while I hope we won't see R2 flying or jumping rope, going CG would allow him to move a little bit more. As it is he usually just stands and beeps. In fact, aside from the classic whimpering pass-out after he gets shot by the Jawas, he/it hasn't exactly been giving Robert De Niro a run for his money (and even that performance was more about the sound effect than Kenny Baker taking a fall).

    Finally, if I'm not mistaken, we've already seen a CGI R2 several times. The new X-Wing Death Star attack flyby in the Star Wars special edition, with R2 in the back seat, was all CGI (done on a Mac, by the way). And I'm pretty sure the shots from "Phantom Menace" where R2 is working on the outside of that chrome Jedi ship were also CG.

    You have to understand how these things evolve in a film production. It's far from diabolical. Here's my theory: Someone probably produced a very good CGI model of an R2-style droid for use in a background scene, or to populate a flock of droids. That file could have been picked up and used for the Episode 2 "animatics," the detailed low-rez version of the film used to plan shots and effects. Somewhere along the line, someone decided why not go CGI.

    All in all, I'd say if you were going to safely go CGI with any "Star Wars" character, it'd have to be R2, though you could make a strong case for doing Yoda CG, since the muppet version looks odd these days. And in that case you could easily give Frank Oz the digital inputs that would allow him to perform a CG Yoda completely. It would look BETTER than any physical puppet.

    1. Re:A CGI R2-D2? Why not? by Zigg · · Score: 2

      If there's one thing CGI does well, it's smooth metal surfaces, so it'll look fine.

      Seems to me that R2 started each movie as smooth metal, but by time you started getting to the end (before the celebratory ending scenes, mind you!) he was much less smooth, and probably had more blast marks than metal on his surface.

  115. Re:Just some random comments by Dirtside · · Score: 2
    "I'm sure that if they destroy R2, the public will never forgive Lucas :P"

    They can't destroy R2, he shows up in the last three movies! Duh!

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  116. Re:Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

    Not to mention Peter Cushing...

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  117. How long before Anthony Daniels goes? by Simon+Jester · · Score: 1

    After all, Dave Prowse was kept in line by continual threats of "anyone can wear the costume". Lucas will have enough samples of Anthony's voice to do without that as well.

    I just hope Kenny doesn't become as bitter and twisted about this as Dave did.

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  118. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...if R2D2 is gonna be CGI, there's no need to have Jar Jar Binks.

  119. Re:Sic transit by FFFish · · Score: 2

    I'll agree with point one.

    But for texture, I refer you to Toy Story 2 and Dinosaur. TS2 had well-done grunge on occasion, and D had great fur, great rocks and great vegetation (shame it had nothing else going for it...).

    Things are getting better in CGI-land.

    But realistic CGI is no match for reality. Reality is fractal and random, both to a degree that can never be matched by simulation. Yes, "never" is strong language. Yes, I do think it's correct to say "never."


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  120. Long gone are the golden days... by Profound · · Score: 1

    When young dwarves were guaranteed a well paying job under employment of George Lucas. At least they can still do porno.

  121. Re:Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by BlackHat · · Score: 1

    Spin ya dead fsck Spin!!!

    Sorry, I can not think of Guinness as anything but a british version of Clint Eastwood with a bigger vocab'. The man used the same voice and style in twenty some odd movies. Macbeth Macbeth Macbeth, hell that was fun, Macbeth!!!

  122. look what happened when they used Jar-Jar by Snoobs · · Score: 1

    Jar-Jar Binks was a dissapointment (to say the least). Although the animation was terrific, it still did not look real and it fealt like something was missing.


    Not having an actor in R2 might work because it is not humonoid. It should be easier to reproduce because it has much less parts to animate. My problem, though is the way animated characters interact with the environment. It just isn't the same. You can tell when the actors are pretending to interact with something that isn't there.


    oh well, it's Star Wars. It will still rock. -Snoobs

  123. another step down the path of lameness by AugstWest · · Score: 2

    Man, if this next one is as bad as the last, I will have lost all hope and will have wasted many years of waiting for a good new movie from Lucas.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fanatic, but I'd love to see a good quality Star Wars movie. If you can tell that it's CGI, it's just a waste of screen time.

    I wish he'd get back into myths and legends like the originals. Wars over trade routes aren't exactly the most exciting plot glue.

    1. Re:another step down the path of lameness by AugstWest · · Score: 2

      They're both equally annoying, but it was amusing to do. The similarities between the two of them are just astounding, and I think it's about time someone pointed it out.

      Really, I think that Lisa Kudrow should sue Lucas for either infringement on her trademark dippiness or for the right to play him in future movies and holiday variety shows.

  124. Re:Tremendous change is coming by EnderPax · · Score: 1

    Relevant links:
    The original story
    The retraction

    That's right, the retraction. The original press release was wrong. What's interesting is that the film will be about what it was originally chastised for (does that make sense?). The film concerns a director who loses the star for his movie at the last minute, so he decides to get a CGI replacement.

    I'm not really sure whether this is art imitating life, life imitating art or some weird combination of all of the above. :>

    --Pax

  125. Artoo - and Star Wars - you will be missed. by Brand+X · · Score: 5

    George Lucas doesn't get it anymore. The charm of the original movies that made him so successful is more than special effects. It's the details like the way Artoo and Threepio moved... perfect comedy of motion, even if accidental... and the worn, old junkheap look of the Falcon. Those Naboo fighters looked like pre-fab toys. No battle-scarred X-wing fighters for these movies, no sir. The bad acting, the good acting, the classic heroic fantasy in a new fantasy world with robots and starships - that was the magic. It's gone now...

    It's a new generation, and 20 years later, the new star wars isn't star wars... it's the Matrix trilogy. (Yes, there are two sequels already in the works.)

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    1. Re:Artoo - and Star Wars - you will be missed. by funk_phenomenon · · Score: 1
      Lucas should go back to watching the Akira Kurosawa films that defined his style and gave him inspiration. Hidden Fortress (which Lucas based some of the Star Wars story and characters on) is still fantastic, and is coming out on Criterion DVD soon. Lucas needs to sit down and watch some flicks to get a good idea of how a real film is made.

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      and even the teddy bears

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    2. Re:Artoo - and Star Wars - you will be missed. by Fishstick · · Score: 2

      >It's the details like the way Artoo and Threepio moved... perfect comedy of motion, even if accidental

      You've hit the nail on the head there, I think. I agree with you that the way 3po and r2 moved was part of the charm of the original series. I certainly don't give Lucas any credit for doing that intentionally though. I'm sure he would have preferred smooth-seamless motion if he could have achieved it. Now that he can, he doesn't recognize the potential loss that may result.

      It will be odd as hell if R2 changes at all since this movie sits between TPM and ANH and R2 was pretty much unchanged between them. Lucas had better pull this off, or he will look dumb as hell (more than he does already, anyway).

      Wonder what his motivation for this move is? Can't be economics, maybe R2 has to pull some stuff off that just won't work with Kenny operating a real prop. Wondered about that scene where R2 was scurrying outside the Naboo Cruiser if that was partially CG. Never saw R2 move that nimbly in any of the other movies.

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  126. humans need humans.. by RoLlEr_CoAsTeR · · Score: 1

    Most of the crowd there was fake. And it shows.

    Exactly. The human eye can decipher, at least as far as cgi has been used in movies, that it is used. I mean, when I was watching "Gladiator" and they were doing the grand sweeping view of the Colliseum, etc. I could tell it was all computer generated. It screams "fake!" And I personally prefer real people. I don't like to think that someday I'll watch a movie where emotions are being acted out and portrayed and shown to me by things that have no inkling of such.. you know ?

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  127. Re:OT-- Welcome to /. by onion2k · · Score: 1

    Actually.. theres one prequel (How the Matrix was created) and one sequel (How the Matrix was destroyed).. if memory serves. Not that I'm being picky at all.. And they're being filmed back-to-back for release summer and christmas next year. Onion

  128. Re:Just some random comments by onion2k · · Score: 1

    No. 'An' R2 unit show up in the last three movies. R2 is a robot, not a person. Presumably theres a factory in the Star Wars universe that churns out R2 units a million a day like Dysan vacuum cleaners.. Onion

  129. Re:What an actor! by ackthpt · · Score: 2

    Probably had his horn in there with him, how'd he fit it all in there? ;-)

    Vote Naked 2000

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  130. Re:Just some random comments by Tukla · · Score: 1
    It's a nice idea but there are far more 12 year olds that really don't understand the "lovableness" of R2D2. They liked Jar Jar.

    So did I, and I'm 30. I wish Lucas would do more characters who aren't obviously guys in costumes.

    We're not the ones he cares about anymore.

    That's because you're not 12 anymore. The original movies were aimed at kids. The new movies are aimed at kids. Lucas is being consistent; it's just your tastes that have changed.

  131. CGI? Use servlets! by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    Lucas would end better using better technology like servlets or at least FastCGI.
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  132. Cartoons... by boy+case · · Score: 2
    This is a shame. When I saw Jurassic Park I was totally disappointed.. it was so hyped and the computer animation stood out to me just as much as that bouncing desk-lamp jumping on the beach ball. In fact worse.

    In Star Wars, you could just tell that was a real plastic dustbin waddling around.. I personally didn't know if it was a person inside or a remote-controlled thing, but if they make a CG thing it would spoil the magic...

    I think Kenny Baker himself puts it best:

    if they don't use human beings these movies are in danger of looking like Disney cartoons...
  133. But even if there is no war, ... by athmanb · · Score: 1

    there's still no need to make your spaceships out of Polyethylene (because that's how they looked like in Ep1)

  134. I don't know... by cowboy+junkie · · Score: 1
    There's something awfully odd about placing a 66 year-old man into a small can...

    "R2D2's fallen and he can't get up!"

  135. More than just peace by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Look at the Empire... the ships look clean.. The Storm troopers battle armor looks clean.
    The Empire can afford to repair or replace anything. They have the resorces to keep things in top condition. So ships don't show damage.
    The Rebelion however is scrapping together what they can. They don't have the endless resorces of the empire. They don't bother with dents and dings. The helments look scratched up a bit. Everything in the rebelion looks like hell.

    Jump to Ep1....
    Everyone has the resorces to keep things up. If a fighter is scuffed in battle you fix it. Clean it up. The resorces are there. No reason to leave damage behind. The ships need to be in top shape if they are needed again. Spare no expense.

    The Republic has the same issue... Shuttle Jedi in the best... not junk... They have the resorces.

    But there is decay... The junk shop looked like a junk shop. The items didn't look clean. It all looked warn out.
    C3P0 has the same issue.. he looked incompete. Built from scrap.

    It all fits...
    You don't show durt when there is a maid unless the maid isn't very good...

    Anyway... I suspect the CGI R2D2 is for a reason.
    R2 has all thies things he can do but it's not easy to show that off the way it is. In CGI we can see more of what R2D2 can do.

    Also Baker is probably getting a bit old by now. I doupt he could do the preformence we are familure with.
    Replacement? Medical science has pritty much put an end to the supply of short people...

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  136. Is Ep2 turning into just another digital movie? by NovaScorpio · · Score: 1

    It took me a minute to register exactly what lucas did when I read this article, but it has made me realize, lucas has been edging toward technology more and more every episode. Jar-Jar Binks was computerized and now another major character, R2D2 is going to be digitized. Despite the fact that it is being recorded on digital cameras, it seems that Ep2 is becoming more and more digital and more and more like a digital movie instead of the traditional movie with FX.

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  137. Re:only the beginning by Inferno73 · · Score: 1

    if it's that easy to make bad decisions, why not add a ! and make millions on a great AI program? ;)

  138. Hmmm by ShaggySpice · · Score: 1

    I find it kind of retarded that Georgie is all Anti-DVD, but pushing onward towards CGI. In one sense he's saying advanced technology is bad (DVD) and then turning around and saying "Hey! Look what I can do with a computer! This is pretty cool! I made a Jar Jar Binks! I'm truly the coolest guy around! I'm gonna get rid of that R2 guy now. I bet I can animate a robot!"

  139. Re:Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by HyperbolicParabaloid · · Score: 1

    >>-- Mark Hamill (The guy who played Luke Skywalker)
    Who's Luke Skywalker?

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  140. Re:Pure Tragedy by tycage · · Score: 1
    No, that's what I meant...
    Yeah, that's it...
    That's exactly what I meant!

    :)

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  141. Lucas is turning into 21st Century Howard Hughes by ChodaBoy · · Score: 1

    It seems more and more these days George Lucas is turning into a 21st Century version of Howard Hughes. He's a genius in his industry, but becoming very eccentric and shunning the rest of humanity.

    He's carefully weeding the human actors out of his movies and replacing them with CGI simulacra, I wouldn't be surprised if by Ep 3 when Darth Vader gets "introduced", Vader himself will be replaced by a CGI creation.

    He's certainly lost touch with his fans though, it seems Jar Jar is coming back for Ep 2 simply out of spite considering even the few children I know in his target audience didn't like the loathsome toad.

    I don't know if I even really want to face the possible disappointment of seeing Ep 2, maybe Matrix 2 will release at the same time and clean it's clock.

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  142. Losing the spirit by PDHoss · · Score: 4

    One of the reasons I disliked EPI so much was the disconnect between the physical and the CGI elements, particularly in terms of the actors. I get fired up when Han, Luke and Chewie come marching down through a crowd of Rebels to get the medals. I could not care less when fake-looking, cartoonish CGIs win a battle over other fake-looking, cartoonish CGIs.

    And that's the problem: you're showing fabulous special effects, but there is less and less "reality" to ground the movie.


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    1. Re:Losing the spirit by Fortissimo · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I felt this way when I watched the "improved" EP4, with the bright and shiny new digital creatures and so forth. It seemed like a part of my youth had been robbed from me. George Lucas took one of the most beloved and successful films of all time and altered it, which to me was tantamount to taking the Gettysburg address and replacing "Four score and seven" with "87". It may be sleeker, but it's less artistically pleasing. I love technology, but it shouldn't do everything.

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    2. Re:Losing the spirit by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Of course, the crowd of Rebels were a practical effect; most of them are cardboard cutouts, IIRC.

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  143. Re:Sic transit by webrunner · · Score: 1

    Two words.

    Final Fantasy
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  144. Just some random comments by KaiShin · · Score: 5

    It looks like there's going to be a lot of apprehension surrounding the next film. The botching of certain elements in Episode 1, and now this. I don't think the digitization of R2 will have that much of an effect on the character. I'm sure they're working hard to recreate the bobbles and bleeps of the R2 we know and love. My only concern is that due to the nature of today's CGI R2 might come out shiny and rendered looking. There's still something to be said for hand made models and costumes when it comes to realism.

    I don't think its fair to compare Jar Jar and R2. Jar Jar was a big mistake, as anyone with half a brain knows. R2 was beloved because he A) didn't speak some kind of horrible broken english, B) was able to convey huge amount of emotion despite speaking in bleeps and bloops, something they never got right with Jar Jar, and C) was one half of a comedic duo. C3P0 was a major part of making the R2 character loveable, and with Jar Jar that other half was missing, or was filled in by whatever character happened to be in the scene at the time. These are things that shouldn't be lost in the CGI transformation of R2, unless they manadge to mess it up completely. I'm sure that if they destroy R2, the public will never forgive Lucas :P

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    1. Re:Just some random comments by ocie · · Score: 1

      There's still something to be said for hand made models and costumes when it comes to realism.

      I agree. Sometimes its fun to watch these movies and try to pick out what things were actually made from. When the citizens are abandoning cloud city, one of them is carrying an ice cream maker. There's something about using real things like this that make the surroundings look real and familliar, even when they are populated by strange beings and high-tech droids.

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  145. Metal Gear Solid by webrunner · · Score: 1

    "... and the ARMSTECH president Kenneth Baker..."

    Is this where Hideo Kojima got the name?
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  146. not surprised... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    Lucas has shown the way of the future - digital characters. First Jar-Jar and now R2-D2. Does anyone remember the commercial from just a few years back where they digitally resurrected the Duke (John Wayne, you remember him, right?) to promote something that could have been done just as well by someone else. Soon we won't need actors - we'll just resurrect our favorites and cast them into the parts. Ever wonder how Macauly(sp?) Culkin and Charlie Chaplin would look like together on screen? Soon you'll have your chance.

    Very disappointing if you ask me. CGI can't capture the nuances that make acting an art. And even if it progresses enough that it can, so what? It's no longer an art, but science.

    1. Re:not surprised... by friscolr · · Score: 1
      It's no longer an art, but science

      Disagree. CGI is a tool, just as a paintbrush is a tool, a camera is a tool, the Gimp is a tool, etc

      CGI is no longer the same art, like photography is not the same art as painting, but CGI can still be Art, just as acting can.


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  147. Correction to the url in the parent post by bee · · Score: 2

    The actual story is here -- the url given is a page that's "today's" news, which is now yesterday's news.

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  148. only the beginning by The_Messenger · · Score: 4
    I recommend that they replace Lucas with CGI as well. After all, how hard can it be to simulate making bad decisions?

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    1. Re:only the beginning by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
      Yes, dear.

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  149. Sad Because SW is Vision of Many by SEGV · · Score: 1

    George was the driving force, but many talented people contributed to the vision of Star Wars. Consider Ralph McQuarrie's conceptual paintings and robot designs.

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  150. Hell, Lucas retconned ep iv and vi already by Hairy_Potter · · Score: 1

    The more I experience about what Lucas is doing now, the more relevant the question is whether he actually even likes episode IV to VI at all. He certainly seems to have no respect for them as finished actual works, and continues to obliterate their charm in his next efforts.

    FJ!!


    Well, he's not leaving well enough alone with eps iv and vi.

    In A New Hope, he ditched the scene where Han fired first at Greedo, and made Han return fire. That certainly cheapened Han's character, and made his turnaround less dramatic.

    In Return of the Jedi, he CGI added tentacles and such to that sand worm.

    Will he never leave well enough alone?

  151. Re:Sic transit by The+Raven · · Score: 1

    Dinosaur had great rocks and vegetation because that was not CGI! The creatures were the only CGI elements of Dinosaur... almost 100% of the scenery was real, filmed in the real world, with the CGI Dinosaurs inserted in. I think the technique is excellent, and it will help create very realistic 'cartoons' in the future.

    The movie was still typical Disney pablum though.

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  152. Re:State of AI by Lispy · · Score: 1

    What i was trying to say was that it looked like a real robot, just as real as all the x-wings looked like a real spaceship and as jarjar didnt look anything like a real alien...

  153. That's nothing! (JOKE) by pb · · Score: 2

    My question is, how the hell did they fit James Earl Jones into that little Darth Vader suit?

    (and how did he turn into a crusty white guy after that?)
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    1. Re:That's nothing! (JOKE) by miach · · Score: 1

      My question is, how the hell did they fit James Earl Jones into that little Darth Vader suit?

      Apart from anything else, he never went near it. :-)
      The guy in the suit was David Prowse. JEJ's voice was dubbed in later.

      Just in case someone didn't actually know that.

  154. Re:What an actor!... uh? by hakalugi · · Score: 1

    wrong kenny, methinks

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  155. CGI gone to far.... by not_methos · · Score: 1

    SW-EP3 will be an animated flick, right?

  156. Re:How long until Lucas has a completely CGI movie by Xunker · · Score: 2

    One thing that the Mister Lucas has said on many occasions that that he *is* trying to get to the point of making a completely CG film that looks real; I'm not sure if we'll ever get to it, and I don't care. Yes, CGI is great and wonderful, but there is still this amazing sense of being envelped by a story that only live actors can give you.

    Robert Llewelyn(sp?) may have looked like a bearskin run in his Chewbacca suit, but I think feel he was more believable than Jar Jar Binks and all his 2300 hours of rendering time. Just because something can be done, doesn't mean it should be done.

    But then again, it's George's studio, he's paying for this himself.. so do we really have the right to bitch?

    Eh, probably.

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  157. How sad... by Spurious+George · · Score: 2
    It's a sad, sad day when they have to use a computer to play a robot...

    {*sniffle*}

    Robots are people too, dammit!

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  158. Re:R2D2's on Display by Fishstick · · Score: 1

    >Was the exhibit pretty cool, as in informative about the film making process etc. or just a bunch of props

    It was just a bunch of props.

    The exhibit isn't about how the film was made at all. It is about how Star Wars uses all these classic plot elements. There is a series of stations that explain all the parallels. To be honest, it was a little disjointed with all the displays and I didn't really get how this had anything to do with NASM. Just a lure to get people to bring their kids to the Museum, I guess.

    Yeah, the Field Museum is the same one where the T-Rex is on exhibit. That's right on the Lake where the Planetaruim, Aquarium and the airfield are, right off Roosevelt Rd, IINM.

    I think the exibit is still going to be there through September before it moves on, but you might want to check before you make the trip.

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  159. Slashdot has been duped! by SpookComix · · Score: 5
    The truth, everyone, is that Kenny Baker is dead. He never survived the fall.

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  160. A nice day to be grey... by spankfish · · Score: 1
    Now why is it that the following sequence seems to be reiterating over and over?

    • George Lucas
    • L. Ron Hubbard
    • George Lucas
    • L. Ron Hubbard

    Dehumanizing aspects of technology, men of VISION dammit, and what else, oh yeah, rich as fsck. Perhaps we should also mention the hordes of mindless followers perfectly willing to expend hard-earned dollars, and since time is money, spending their lives making these fat old bastards fatter.

    Stuff that for a joke.

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  161. go watch the "Making Of" by Pope · · Score: 2

    Kenny Baker was not in *every single* shot that R2D2 was: some were remote controlled, etc.
    However, I still find this choice rather off. If Kenny can still do the job, why not do it? How much is it going to cost to model, animate and render all the new R2 shots, vs. having KB do it?

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  162. I understand that...BUT by gvonk · · Score: 1

    I guess as a Slashdot expert, you understand the concept of "Articles," these things that they put on the default front page for all to see. Welcome to...eh, fuck it... You get the picture.

    It would seem, then, that you would have seen these and others:

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=99/11/04/0982 57&mode=thread
    More Info on Matrix Sequels

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=99/07/12/1224 257&mode=thread
    The Matrix to have two sequels

    Moral: It's not just MY little world; I guess I was just referring to the world of /. readers who read the articles...

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  163. OT-- Welcome to /. by gvonk · · Score: 3

    If you honestly thought that you had to explain on Slashdot that there are two Matrix sequels in the works, this must be your first day here.

    Welcome aboard.

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  164. Re:How long until Lucas has a completely CGI movie by ChicagoFan · · Score: 1
    Can you imagine A New Hope with Maz Headroom instead of Alec Guinness?

    Oh my goodness, that would be hilarious!

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  165. Re:Sic transit by Wellspring · · Score: 2

    But that wasn't what I was saying. EVEN IF they had been burnt and scratched, they would have looked like burnt and scratched concept models. They didn't look functional, they looked like they were designed with extras to make them stand out in a showroom.

    Look at the XWing-- even a pristine Xwing looks like it was a practical, production spaceship-- designed to fight, not to look pretty. Even the wreckage of a Naboo fighter looks like it was designed to be the most powerful-looking and fast-seeming ship, rather than actually powerful or fast. Maybe the Nabooians were dominated by their Marketting Droids.

    If so, who can blame Senator Palpatine.

  166. WTF!? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    WTF!? There was a *guy* *inside* R2D2??

    *totally aghast*

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  167. Re:Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by salyavin · · Score: 1

    what about Alec Guiness and Peter Cushing?

  168. Re:What an actor!... uh? by ackthpt · · Score: 2

    What? There's more than one guy in the world with the name Kenny Baker? ;-)

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  169. It's pretty obvious why this happened by Dirtside · · Score: 5
    Around when Episode I came out, I read time and again how much of a nightmare it was to deal with the several R2 robot models on the set. For one thing, each one weighed somewhere around a hundred pounds, and more than once a model fell on someone and injured them. Also, they had to have several different models; one for closeups where R2 does something (like extend a claw), one for moving around (and of course, it couldn't go down stairs, or over bumps in the floor).

    And I can honestly say that in the dozen-odd times I've watched Episode I, I never once thought, "Hey, there's Kenny Baker." It was always, "Hey, there's R2-D2." I'm sorry Kenny didn't get to work on Episode II (Oh my god! They fired Kenny! You bastards!), but, well... that's progress.

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    1. Re:It's pretty obvious why this happened by bigdavex · · Score: 1
      And I can honestly say that in the dozen-odd times I've watched Episode I, I never once thought, "Hey, there's Kenny Baker." It was always, "Hey, there's R2-D2."
      Therefore, I'd conclude that Kenny's portrayal was a success. Let's hope that we can watch episode II and never once think "Hey, there's CGI!" and rather always "Hey, there's R2-D2".
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    2. Re:It's pretty obvious why this happened by Nezumi-chan · · Score: 2
      Around when Episode I came out, I read time and again how much of a nightmare it was to deal with the several R2 robot models on the set.

      Well, that's a pretty compelling reason to remove the non-Kenny droids, particularly the ones used for long shots, etc. And in fact you could even replace some of the real close-up stuff, like shots that only show a few square centimetres of his surface.

      But this goes a little further than necessary or wise. Is "saving" trouble with Kenny and his "costume" really worth removing the human element? And is it worth the PR hit this decision is bound to cause Lucas and the franchise (in the fashion that MacDonalds is a franchise)?

      I'm sorry Kenny didn't get to work on Episode II ..., but, well... that's progress.

      Sadly, that is the truth. Given that progress seems to be defined here in rather a soulless, audience-as-consumer sort of way.

  170. George Lucas to replace staff with CGI characters by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

    In a reported attempt to keep full creative control, as well as to reduce employment costs, George Lucas is replacing his entire production staff with CGI characters.

  171. Also a Joke... by jonfromspace · · Score: 2

    I just can't wait to see how they explain the change in Darth from young Anakin(sp?) to James Earl Jones... sort of reverse M. Jackson?

    Probably with a little CGI?

    oh man... there goes my Karma...

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    1. Re:Also a Joke... by pb · · Score: 1

      Maybe he apprentices to Mace Wendu; he's one bad mutha... ;)
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  172. the next great idea from Lucas by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

    How about since he is killing everything great in Star Wars, Episode three can be nothing but Jar Jar and Ewoks! If he hasn't pissed off everyone by now, that will do it for sure!

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  173. other replacements by opus · · Score: 2

    Maybe they should replace the director and screenwriter with CGI as well. It would be an improvement over the Phantom Menace.

  174. Sic transit by sulli · · Score: 2
    The old struggle between the ragtag rebels and the spit-polish Empire seems to have been replaced with Shiny vs. Shiny. It really is depressing that as the grafx have gotten better (e.g. Coruscant, which was stunning), the movies have become so much less human.

    Sigh.

    sulli

    p.s. The theater where (I think) Star Wars opened, the Coronet, is about to be smashed to bits. I guess nothing is sacred, but who expected it to be?

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    1. Re:Sic transit by Atticka · · Score: 1
      wasnt EP1 the beginning? when all the new ships would still be nice and shiny? give it another episode or so and you'll see ragtag rebels forming

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    2. Re:Sic transit by Sinistar2k · · Score: 1
      I don't know if that logic would apply (for example, just because a trebuchet was used long before an F-18 doesn't make the trebuchet shiny), but the idea is that the Star Wars galaxy was an elegant place before the Empire came into power. Obi-Wan mentions this briefly in episode IV in reference to the light saber being a weapon from a more elegant age (not exact quote, but close enough).

      When I saw the ships in episode I, this made sense, that we were seeing this more elegant age in motion.

      As we witness the creation and spread of the Empire, I'm sure we'll see the desire for elegance give way to the practicality of necessity, where oppressed masses are worried more with getting the job done than making it look pretty.

      But it will still suck that R2 will be CG. Just think, had he been CG all along, it would have looked absolutely stupid when Luke tried to clean him (actor looking in wrong direction, tool not really digging into metal).

      Anyway... not much can be said or done about this. George is on his holy rampage to go completely CGI. George, if I can suggest something... Maybe you should have tried it with a completely new property instead of transitioning Star Wars into your director's Utopia.

    3. Re:Sic transit by FFFish · · Score: 2

      But, then, that was the *old struggle* between ragtag rebels.

      In the prequel, everything is shiny-new because it *is* shiny-new. In the IV to VI series, what *was* shiny-new has, through the course of long and losing battles against the Empire, become ragtag.

      That said, I agree: the grittiness of the originals was charming. The craft, the bots: they were high-tech to us, and old-tech to the human characters in the story.


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  175. Newer is not better by vulgrin · · Score: 2

    Just because you can do it digitally, doesn't mean you SHOULD do it that way. Special Effects are just that, EFFECTS. They are not characters, they are not personalities, no matter how good your animators are or how fast your rendering farm is.

    This'll piss a lot of SW fans off, but I was very disappointed with Ep1 and don't feel that Lucas is a good director at all. He's lost his art of story-telling and can't direct worth a piss. (not compared to Spielberg anyway)

    Star Wars ep4,5,6 are legends because they were brand new ideas when they came out, and they have aged in our memories like fine wines. We all have nostalgic memories of seeing these films in the theatres for the first time, many of us barely able to see over the seats. (I remember standing on my seat throughout Empire) But in this age of Titanic and Toy Story, our kids won't be looking back on Ep1, 2, and 3 with the same eye. To them, its just another two hours of visual crack, soon to be replaced by the next flavor of the month.

    Bah. Gimme a director and film crew that is starving and barely making a living. THEY make good movies because they NEED to. George Lucas is fat, unimaginative and so full of himself he won't need to eat until ep3 is on DVD. (shall we bet on 2025?)

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  176. The Quality of CGI by GW+Hayduke · · Score: 1

    Granted the use of CGI's in motion pictures has truly benefited the industry, however there is definately something to be said about "old-school" special effects.
    Maybe it's just me, but some of the CGI I've seen recently are just too clean and shiny as compared to the model SFX of yore..
    I mean I don't personally have experience with vision in space, but I would think that as light is travelling through the dust and debris of space, you probably wouldn't have a clear, distinct resolution...
    (But then again to be picky, I doubt that TIE fighters had that much O2 in them to blow up so spectacularly either :) )
    Granted I'm not saying that CGI's don't help embellish movies, and I do like what they have done to help Lucas come closer to his "dream", I'm just going to miss some of the blood,sweat,and hallucinations from the model glue that the SFX team did on EP 4-5-6

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  177. Re:How long until Lucas has a completely CGI movie by stopbits · · Score: 1
    The quality of Toy Story indicates it has a little bit of a way to go, but it may only take a few years.

    Actually, Squaresoft, the makers of the final fantasy video games is making a theatrical film with the same title. It will be totally CGI, and they are claiming that it will be photorealistic. There is a teaser trailer at the official website

    I have seen some still images and some bootleg footage of the film that was shown on japanese television. Looks very incredible. puts the cgi in Phantom Menance to shame. While I won't say that is it photorealistic.. it is 99.5% there. Very Amazing.

  178. In fairness to Lucas... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

    I don't think there's any animosity against Mr. Baker. When George was going over the cast selections, decisions had to be made. Kenny just didn't make the short list.

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    1. Re:In fairness to Lucas... by Kinetic+Kit · · Score: 1

      Given Mr. Baker's stature, I'd say he's on everyone's short list.

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  179. Lucas, you'sa suck!!! by dw3ll · · Score: 1

    Someone please take away Lucas' creative license before he hurts himself. Why bother with a rendered R2D2? It is going to look so cheesy compared to a real live object.

    Sigh, as if the 1950's diner scene was not bad enough. Me'sa thinks Ep2 is going to suck worse than 1.

  180. Easy. by yerricde · · Score: 2

    Use a low-pass pseudorandom number generator to generate jitter. Then add it in appropriate amounts to the motions of R2.
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  181. Tremendous change is coming by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2

    I see this as a continuation of a trend. Consider the recent advent of Ananova, the artificial newscaster, and the announced intention to use a completely computer-generated 'actress' in a major upcoming movie (sorry, the title and leading actor escape me for the moment). The day is approaching when movies can be made with no live actors at all while appearing to feature real humans. I can see a couple of things happening as a result: 1) actors who are completely artificial creations who never lived, and 2) living (or once-living) actors 'licensing' their images for use in a film, but never having to appear before a camera. Of course, movies will continue to be made with live humans in them, just as live theater productions continue today, but increasing amounts of content will be artificially generated, for the lower cost if nothing else. Maybe the actors can act in their street clothes and have the wardrobe added later. Maybe location shots will be a rare event. Anything is possible when you can create whatever you want on a computer. The world is definitely going to change.

    1. Re:Tremendous change is coming by GoRK · · Score: 2

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    2. Re:Tremendous change is coming by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      Jon Katz? Is that you?

  182. Misunderstanding? by Kinetic+Kit · · Score: 1

    When I first read this at TheForce.Net, I questioned both Baker's and the newspaper columnist's understanding of what Lucas was doing with Artoo in Episode II. From other articles, including the one of Artoo bungee-jumping, it was clear that Lucas had multiple Artoos down at Fox Studios in Australia. While it may be true that Baker won't be under the dome, I'd guess that the he was not replaced by a CGI Artoo, but an electronic one. In Ep I, when Artoo saved the Princess's ship, all the R2 Units were computer-generated, so the detail is obviously there.

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  183. What was that?..... by zombieking · · Score: 5

    "George Lucas always told me that R2D2 really came alive when I was inside him."

    What the heck is this guy really trying to tell us? And I thought this was a kid's site.... [Rimshot]

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  184. Re:How long until Lucas has a completely CGI movie by Daimaou · · Score: 1

    Robert Llewelyn plays Kryten on Red Dwarf. Peter Mayhew played Chewbacca.

  185. R2D2's on Display by GW+Hayduke · · Score: 1

    There is one of the R2 Units from Ep VI in the Boston Museum of Science....
    (Right Above a sign "Donated by Geo. Lucas.. Please no photography).... What a drag

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  186. Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by jonathansen · · Score: 5

    "I have a sneaking suspicion that if there were a way to make movies without actors, George (Lucas) would do it."
    -- Mark Hamill (The guy who played Luke Skywalker)
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    1. Re:Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by mikpos · · Score: 2

      Right, but for some reason Harrison Ford does (?)

    2. Re:Relevant Mark Hamill Quote: by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      Squaresoft is doing it too.

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  187. Re:maybe it will work in this case... by TheMCP · · Score: 1
    > (and why pay an actor twice when you have
    > a computer??)

    Loyalty.

    Honor.

    Respect.

    Generosity.

    Friendship.

  188. maybe it will work in this case... by MattW · · Score: 2

    I'm thinking there's a decent chance that this will work for R2D2 because there's so much other footage to base him on. They can render him using old footage as a planning mechanism, and not lose the "personality" (and why pay an actor twice when you have a computer??)

    If this were star wars, in 2000 instead of over 20 years ago, and they did the robot from scratch in CGI, I think they'd have a problem... they might want to call it Jar Jar.

    1. Re:maybe it will work in this case... by MattW · · Score: 1

      Obviously, and if you didn't detect my note of sarcasm: did you really expect Lucasfilm to exhibit any of those qualities?

  189. George, moving faster than technology? by Policetape · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else feel that maybe George Lucas is moving faster than technology?

    This just seems to be one more example of how he is trying to stretch technology to a place where it doesn't yet quite fit in. Yes this new R2D2 will look "cool" but I would prefer to look at it and think that it looked real. I can't imagine that this new computer generated R2D2 is going to look as though it is a real creation.

    Also, I have heard that the next Star Wars movie (#2) will be filmed on digital media. This is great, but this technology isn't yet as good quality as the film they were using before. So although he may be taking a step up technology-wise, he may be taking a step down quality-wise.

  190. Maybe... by Atomizer · · Score: 1

    Since Star Wars is losing it's old charm, maybe they can bring back the Amiga to render the new R2D2.

  191. evil, sick bastard that Lucas... by Fishstick · · Score: 3
    Sounds like Lucas would tell Kenny anything to get him into the sack, eh?

    ... George Lucas always told me that R2D2 really came alive when I was inside him.

    Yeah, I know - I a sick puppy

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  192. Perhaps acting with CGI will become a skill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2
    One complaint people tend to have with CGI is that you can tell the actors are responding to things that weren't there when the actors actually were filmed. I wonder if, as CGI improves and more filmmakers want to integrate real life and CGI elements, that might become a respected acting skill? One measure of an actor might be their ability to convincingly deal with non-present elements, so that their films look more realistic with CGI added than films with other, less-talented actors.

    Right now CGI impresses us with its ability to create the fantastic, but CGI can only get so good before it's perfectly photo-realistic. After that, there'll be no more room for improvement, and it'll be up to the actors to make the film even more convincing yet.

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  193. Why CGI sucks by sosedada · · Score: 1

    I don't care how much work they put into the models, they just don't reflect/absorb light correctly.

  194. Computer and movies by MarNuke · · Score: 1

    Computer-generated charaters just suck. They just don't look or move even close to reality. They are very hard to believe and even harder to take seriors. They remove the watcher from the movie, unless it's a comedy or a cartoon.

    Then they always cast computer-generated charter in this extermly lame way that just bugs me. Take that damn Jar-Jar binks, that singer in Return of the Jedi, all that crap in the 1st epoided, or that thing and that jerk on ZDTV. I removed ZDTV from my channel lists just so i will never have to see them.

    Objects and fx are cool, but computer actors just plain suck.

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  195. Not the first though by Kriticism · · Score: 1
    Well, at least Lucas won't be able to claim that he's the first one to make a totally CG, yet realistic movie. That one is going to go to the Final Fantasy Movie (if it ever comes out).

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  196. I will accept this by TBHiX · · Score: 1

    ...only if it means R2D2 can do battle with JarJar in his native environment and give him the de-rez he so richly deserves. ;)

    Seriously, George Lucas has had some great moments -- more than anyone's fair share, really -- but hasn't he gone just a little too keen on CGI, to the point where he puts it in too frequently (even when the reason is poor, like having a CGI main character), or when another technique (like tried-and-true miniatures) would have better effect?

    -TBHiX-

  197. Re:George Lucas to replace staff with CGI characte by funk_phenomenon · · Score: 1
    How do we know Lucas isn't a CGI himself? One moment we see him in an interview talking and the next he's a Blue Screen of Death.

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  198. It won't all be CGI by SpookComix · · Score: 1
    It can't be--they've already filmed lots of shots with a real model. Check out the pictures.

    Since that's the case, perhaps the only real CGI rendering will be when his head is sticking out of a CGI rendered ship. Or during explosions. Or...who knows? It's not uncommon to replace real models with CGI for stunts. Hell, they did that with the humans in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

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  199. Xactly by Lispy · · Score: 1

    ...i think i read somewhere that R2D2 was a big trouble during the shooting of ep1 and i bet thats why they replaced him finally. but it was always FUN to watch him move, because it looked just like a real robot. CGI just isnt impressive and it aint cute because everyone knows its cheap. It just lacks detail and soul. And star wars finally will look like x-men, or matrix and all the other cgi movies that are impresive but boring. george, u better retire!

  200. They killed Kenny! by jqs · · Score: 1

    I guess this is one definate example of where someone has lost their job to a computer!

  201. Somebody is posting wrong information... by oh_the_warcow · · Score: 4

    I have been informed by a co-worker that this story is not entirely true...

    While the actor is no longer doing the part of R2, it will not be CGI. Here's the story that started it all.

    Evidently someone saw this and extrapolated that the droid would be inserted digitally. But they are absolutely, definitely 100% positively using an R/C version for the film: There's also another shot of a crewman with a radio, controlling R2, but I can't find the picture right now.

    1. Re:Somebody is posting wrong information... by jbarnett · · Score: 2

      you mean slashdot posted bunk information, what is the world coming to? If I can trust slashdot who on this planet can I trust?

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  203. bad droid karma by MaxPowers · · Score: 1

    Lucas has always complained to have 'bad droid karma'. Maybe CGI is the cure.

  204. The same guy who sued Galactica... by sterno · · Score: 3
    Let us not forget that Lucas has never been much of a saint. He's the same person who sued Battlestar Galactica for ripping off Star Wars. Most of the things he sued them for were things he had ripped off from classic mythology. I like Star Wars but I have very little respect for George Lucas.

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  205. Do not worry... by johnnie · · Score: 1

    All is well.
    All is well.
    All is proceeding according to plan.

    Soon, the actor will be completely irrelevant.
    Then, the audience. (they're pretty irrelevant now, anyway)

    We won't even need to be there to be entertained anymore! Isn't that nice?

    Then, we can fill our proper role as drones, and work twenty, maybe twenty-two hours a day, and die happy, fulfilled and content.

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  206. This sucks! by Byteme · · Score: 1
    Given that I was thoroughly unimpressed with Episode 1, this gives me little faith that my opinions will be any better for the next installment. I loved the trilogy, and it was a significant highlight in my childhood. This is saddening to see the greatest fairy tale of the 20th century (no snub to the Hobbit fans, this is an opinion) reduced to Hollywood pulp.

    Consider me pissed.

  207. Ridley Scott had an interesting point of view.. by mav[LAG] · · Score: 5
    ..on Alien. On the 20th Anniversary edition DVD, he says a couple of times (in the director's commentary audio track) that he prefers to do something physically rather than using CGI.

    I believe the quote is: "If you can do it physically then do it rather than spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on computer graphics." Examples are the egg "waking up", all the sets, the shuddering during takeoff and landing, the outside shots of the derelict, Ash's death and of course the Alien itself.

    Now Alien was made at a time when computer generated gfx were at the stone-knives and bearskins stage, but somehow it's aged extraordinarily well. It just has a kind of raw lifelike quality to it that you just didn't get in EP1 - you could feel the effort that went into the acting and directing.

    Ironically enough, many people's favourite sequence in the Matrix is the lobby shootout - which hardly features any CGI at all (except the wire removal).

    Get a grip George - work on your casting and story some more and you might have a film people like.

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