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  1. Re:Streaming media on Sony Starts a Standards War Over Wireless USB · · Score: 1

    Are you sure you can take down the incumbent, frosty piss?

  2. Re:Oy vey on Vinyl Gets Its Groove Back · · Score: 1

    "You know, I can't really hear the difference this sound system (god I hope I can pay its mortgage) makes, but I'm sure whatever I'm not hearing is totally awesome."

  3. Re:Let's Check on Netflix To Lift Streaming Limits · · Score: 1

    "Watch It Now" thing is about as interesting to me as watching grass grow. That's my favorite show on TV, you insensitive clod!
  4. Oy vey on Vinyl Gets Its Groove Back · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know your format is doomed if you consider a 15 year old your "expert" to quote.

  5. Re:Remember... on Switchgrass Makes Better Ethanol Than Corn · · Score: 0

    With one bottle, I can drink and drive!

  6. Re:Occam's Razor my friend.. Occam's razor... on $500,000 Prize for Faster Airport Security Checks · · Score: 0

    I would like one flight to the island of the Amazons, please.

  7. Re:How many are actually running XP? on Vista Shipped On 39% of PCs In 2007 · · Score: 0

    My iguana can write an email, you insensitive clod!

  8. Oh god on Russia to Search For Life on Europa · · Score: 0, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, simple life forms look for YOU! Wait a minute...

  9. Re:The predictions on The Magic 8-Ball's Take on Tech in 2008 · · Score: 1, Funny

    11. CEOs will throw more chairs. Outlook not --

  10. Re:Sky Captain calling on The Age of the Airship Returns? · · Score: 1, Funny

    He can have his World of Tomorrow, and I can have Gwyneth Paltrow!

  11. Re:It has to be said on Apple Files for OLED Keyboard Patent · · Score: 0

    In tech news, Steve Jobs patented a new method for seating devices to become airborne. Microsoft CEO, Steve Ballmer, claims prior art.

  12. God damn it! on Information Overload Predicted Problem of the Year for 2008 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The year Linux finally is ready for the desktop, the internet goes and overloads!

  13. Re:I seem to remember an article about memory on SenseCam Aids Patients with Memory Problems · · Score: 0

    The only after-party blackouts I ever get is when we overload the circuits at a LAN party.

  14. You have to wonder... on Leaked MediaDefender Emails Show Student P2P Traffic Down · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...why the porn industry isn't bitching nearly as much as the MAFIAA when they constitute around 90% of internet piracy.

  15. A new age! on Researchers Achieve Amazing Memory Density · · Score: 0

    A Library of Congress! In your pocket!

  16. Re:What about Miss Cleo? on WordLogic Patented the Predictive Interface · · Score: 0

    As long as they're incorrect in their predictions most of the time, I'm sure they could milk a lot of money out of her.

  17. Re:Two Sides on Bad Movie Physics Hurt Scientific Understanding · · Score: 0

    Van Helsing swings down and snatches the heroin
    Drugs make you bad at physics! Now I see!
  18. In other news... on 3 Ton Meteorite Stolen · · Score: 0

    A local teenager, who spent most of his time in the basement reading Slashdot, was kidnapped.

  19. Re:pissed off customers, thats what it means on Amazon Invests In Dynamic Pricing Model For MP3s · · Score: 0

    more to the point, what is to stop me from "selling" my free versions when the band gets popular? What if I give them away? Whatever is stopping you now, I suppose.
  20. Re:Novel idea on Amazon Invests In Dynamic Pricing Model For MP3s · · Score: 0

    As opposed to a novel old idea?

  21. Re:"Succeeded"? on Microsoft Fracturing the Open-Source Community · · Score: 0

    On Slashdot, not even the editors RTFA!

  22. Well.... on What Does the 'Next Internet' Look Like? · · Score: 0

    This certainly solves the problem of anonymous hacker gangs!

  23. Yea, but on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 0

    people who aren't intelligent tend to be more boring.

  24. Hey! I've had sex with a girl! on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 0

    ...her last name was .JPG

  25. Re:I don't quite enjoy it so much on Ultimate iPhone Review — Will It Blend? · · Score: 0

    They are rather different, in the fact that a) That kid is in some serious pain, regardless of whether or not some douchebag laughs, and b) Smashing electronics is fun, even if you don't have people waiting in line for theirs. Whether or not you play with your new toy, they're still getting theirs.