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Bad Movie Physics Hurt Scientific Understanding

eldavojohn writes "A paper published by UCF researchers claims that bad movie physics hurt students' understanding of real world physics. From the article, "Some people really do believe a bus traveling 70 mph can clear a 50-foot gap in a freeway, as depicted in the movie Speed." The professors published this paper out of fear that society will pay the price. One of the authors commented on advancements in the past years "All the luxuries we have today, the modern conveniences, are a result of the science research that went on in the '60s during the space race. It didn't just happen. It took people doing hard science to do it." I commented on the physics of the most recent Die Hard having problems detracting from my enjoyment of the movie but is it really the root of a growing problem of poor science & math among students?"

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  1. Idiots by iamacat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Learning is learning, entertainment is entertainment. Star trek has way more fundamental problems with physics than Speed or Die Hard. People shouldn't get their science from TV.

    1. Re: Idiots by NMajik · · Score: 1

      Although physics in movies causing test scores to slump is a legitimate concern, it is unlikely that the kids who will actually need an understanding of physics to contribute to society later in life will be so swayed by movie physics as to become less productive.

    2. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least Start Trek made an effort to workaround the limitation of physics, in somewhat consistent ways (remember the Heisenberg compensator ?)

    3. Re:Idiots by or-switch · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, Star Trek should be given more due than that. They spent a lot of time considering real physics when coming up with some of their ideas. It's science FICTION but they based a lot of it in basic principles. Warp drive functions by bunching space up in front of the ship, and then letting it expand, carrying the ship forward. Gravitational fields and some concepts of wormholes work the same way. The problem is a matter/antimatter reaction doesn't provide enough energy for this, but being the most energetic source imagineable, they went with it. They took real ideas in quantum and theoretical physics and ignored the details. You would use a tachyon particle beam to communicate at faster-than-light speeds since the particles (if the existed outside of mathematical constructs) travel faster than light. Never mind that they can't be used to convey information. This 'stretching' of the physics into fiction is a little different than the bus from Speed example that falgrantly ignores the most basic concepts of Newtonian mechanics. Bravo to the professor for trying to bring a little reality back to where it's due.

    4. Re:Idiots by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how much Gene Roddenberry changed the world just by making it all up. If we're seeing Star Trek gadgetry now, I'm in awe/wonder/terror as to what it's actually going to be like in the 23rd century. There is a documentary out there on this topic called How William Shatner Changed the World by the History Channel.

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    5. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit on this. Name anything in Star Trek that blatantly violates the principles of physics. If you're going to be stupid and say warp drive, that's why it's called science fiction: it predicts technologies which don't exist yet. 150 years ago, people thought flight with heavier-than-air machines was impossible. 100 years ago, splitting atoms (and consequently changing one element into another) seemed impossible. We still don't really understand gravity.

      There's a big difference between speculating on technologies which work around currently-known principles of physics, and depicting things which blatantly violate very simple well-understood physics.

    6. Re:Idiots by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

      Yes, and Star Wars has even more fundamental problems with physics than Star Trek. And now, forgive me, but I have to get back to ruling my Sith Empire. Remember, when Dow goes back up, it was all me, muahahaha, I have all your dollars now, for I am strong with the Force!

    7. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Name anything in Star Trek that blatantly violates the principles of physics.

      Simultaneity of communications across interstellar distances.

      Replicators.

      I'm sure others will have more examples.

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    8. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Star Trek, like most sci-fi, basically invents technologies which work around what we currently consider physical limitations. IIRC, in Star Trek, they don't use "tachyon particle beams" to communicate at FTL speeds; they use "subspace", which is never really explained in any detail. That's the way it should be too: what's important for the story is that they have the means of communicating FTL, not the exact details in how they accomplish this. So they invent a plot device to allow the story to progress. Sci-fi which gets too involved in the details of speculative technology usually gets dated very quickly; Star Trek has lasted this long I think because the stories were more important than the technologies. They have a ship, it goes faster-than-light somehow, they have energy weapons, and can transport themselves from place to place instantaneously, within a certain range (orbit to planet surface). Given these, they come up with stories that work within that framework.

      There's a lot about the universe our physicists don't understand yet. They can't even figure out how to get Quantum Theory and Relativistic Theory to agree. They don't even really understand how gravity works, and that's the most important force which affects us humans in our daily lives. There's now some evidence that there might be other dimensions besides the 4 we're familiar with, and various particles have been detected (like neutrinos) which previously were only hypothesized. Many people like to claim that lightspeed is a hard-and-fast limit, and that it's impossible to travel faster. 150 years ago people thought it was impossible to fly in a machine that was heavier than air. There's no telling what other facets about our universe exist which we are unable currently to observe and understand, just like we had no idea how to split or fuse atoms and create enormous amounts of energy 100 years ago.

    9. Re:Idiots by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Flying like an airplane through space.

      One that bugs me quite a bit in a lot of movies:
      Coming to a stop relative to *big thing near by* just by killing the engines.

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    10. Re:Idiots by SamP2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Star Trek should be given more due than that.

      O rly?

      So it is realistic to hear loud explosions in space from abroad another vessel, when there is no air to propagate the sound?

      So it is OK to use the hottest buzzword around to explain whatever piece of technology you need to explain, with the actual meaning of the buzzword having absolutely nothing to do with the operation of said technology (but it sure sounds "techy" so let's use it!)?

      At best, Star Trek popularized scientific theories into science fiction, leading (some) people to be more interested in science. But even then, the people who were interested in these kinds of movies (the so called "nerds", "geeks", "losers", and other anti-social labels) were the people who were interested in science to begin with. Do you really think your average 60's football jock has became interested in physics as a result of watching Star Trek?

      At not so best, Star Trek abused genuine scientific terms, due to their "scientific" sound, to suit their needs, with little regard of the actual meaning of the word. I know, they were not the first. In the 50's, "atomic" was the hot buzzword, in the 70's and later, it was "quantum", and there are a few newer ones today as well. The ironic thing is that the media is constantly looking for terms people DON'T understand, in order to capitalize on their names (since many people actually have the basic concept of "atomic" nowadays, the attempt to call the sci-fi teleporter or warp drive "atomic" won't slide anymore, but quantum? Sure. Nobody knows what quantum really is, so it's free game for the media, including Star Trek.

      At even worse, Star Trek & co have stooped to using the same dirty tricks the rest of Hollywood uses -- like loud explosions heard through a vacuum, or complete disregard for the law of momentum conservation.

      Star Trek didn't turn science haters into science lovers. It just gave established science lovers something they'd be interested in, and made a pretty buck out of it as well.

    11. Re:Idiots by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Speed example that falgrantly ignores the most basic concepts of Newtonian mechanics. You had me up until there. Sound in space? Isn't that a violation of some pretty basic science? :)
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    12. Re:Idiots by jazir1979 · · Score: 1

      Yes, there is a difference between SCIENCE FICTION that is fiction with a scientific basis, and SCIENCE FICTION where all of the science itself is the fictitious part.

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    13. Re:Idiots by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Warp-like effect has been studied in theoretical physics, and has even been considered by the US military. Unfortunately, creating a gravitational field strong enough to warp space requires far too much energy, that is outside any practical capabilities our technologies will have any time soon. Even with the ability to build anti-matter containment fields, which is currently an actual research topic. There are several multi-billion dollar particle-collider laboratories around the world which can be used to create antimatter. NASA has even seriously considered building an anti-matter photon propulsion engine as a means of traveling to Mars. Unfortunately anti-matter containment field technologies are not currently mature enough to safely store enough anti-matter for such a trip.

    14. Re:Idiots by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      I can't quite answer this myself since I haven't seen a single full episode of Star Trek, but here's a blog on just this topic. I'm not a regular reader, but apparently there's an old version of the blog somewhere with more Star Trek posts.

    15. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 4, Funny

      loud explosions heard through a vacuum

      How is this unrealistic? Space fleets of the future outfit their crews with situational aural feedback implants. These use a miniaturized tricorder to detect environmental cues and respond by overlaying predetermined noises, which, as everyone in the Federation surely knows, greatly increases human reflexes and situational awareness.

      Hell, the directors of Star Trek are doing you a favor by reproducing that audio track in the show. Of course, I might be lying. I imagine at least one Trekker will fact-check this post.

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    16. Re:Idiots by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Simultaneity of communications across interstellar distances. Point. Though they posit another medium outside what some physicists today would term our "brane". It's conceivable that waves in that medium would not have the same maximum velocity as in our brane. In ST:TNG, they do give an upward limit to the velocity of those waves, by mentioning it would take a certain number of years for their subspace communications to reach their home galaxy. (This was the episode with the introduction of the Traveler...I forget its name.)

      Replicators. 3D printers that don't require physical contact, and rely on an energy-to-matter conversion mechanism. We can currently convert matter to energy under certain limited circumstances. Who's to say we won't figure out how to do the reverse at some point in the distant future?

      However, single-homed transporters seem the least likely to me. I can see teleportation devices (ala Niven's stepping booths, and even stepping plates) somewhere in the distant future, but rebuilding a physical pattern from data from thousands of kilometers, and in an uncontrolled environment?

      Well, I can't say that would be impossible...but it would require serious calculations dependent on intimate knowledge of atmospheric conditions and any other material between the emitter and where materialization is supposed to take place.

    17. Re:Idiots by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think Star Trek varies a lot in terms of the quality of the science. Some episodes were written by people who knew more about science, and others weren't. To address your example of the warp drive: no, sorry, it's totally bogus. The basic structure of relativity guarantees that any mechanism for faster-than-light travel is also automatically a mechanism for time travel. (If you travel from event A to event B faster than the speed of light, then there's another frame of reference in which event B happens before event A.) So any science fiction that has FTL without time travel is scientifically wrong. AFAIK Charles Stross is the only SF writer who has ever done much writing in a milieu where FTL is equivalent to time travel, and I don't think he's even done it consistently in all his work. (I'm currently reading his book Glasshouse, which seems to have FTL without time travel.)

    18. Re:Idiots by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Never mind that they can't be used to convey information. This 'stretching' of the physics into fiction is a little different than the bus from Speed example that falgrantly ignores the most basic concepts of Newtonian mechanics.

      ORLY? I think stretching the coefficient of earth's gravity is less of a flagrant violation than ignoring the whole faster than light impossibility, but that's just me... in any case, I don't think anyone takes bus jumping in Speed more seriously than they would Star Trek.

    19. Re:Idiots by naringas · · Score: 1

      I'm simply going to assume you didn't watch the most recent die hard.

    20. Re:Idiots by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Actually, given that quantum entanglement exists it's not completely violating the laws of physics. Read um... The Quantum Connection by Travis S Taylor. It gives a good example of what could be done communications wise assuming the properties of quantum entanglement could be directed.

    21. Re:Idiots by Tatarize · · Score: 1

      I've had enough of this rationalism. This and previous that guy that said, you can't actually go to another planet. I hope they come down with a case of Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome!

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    22. Re:Idiots by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Isn't the sound created by shock waves of particles from the detonating craft smashing into the listeners shields?

    23. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      AFAIK Charles Stross is the only SF writer who has ever done much writing in a milieu where FTL is equivalent to time travel, and I don't think he's even done it consistently in all his work.

      Try Haldeman's The Forever War.

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    24. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The theory of relativity. It isn't a fact it's a merely guess and therefore FTL without time travel could very well be possible.

      It's funny how much humans think that they know.

    25. Re:Idiots by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Many people like to claim that lightspeed is a hard-and-fast limit, and that it's impossible to travel faster. 150 years ago people thought it was impossible to fly in a machine that was heavier than air.

      I don't like the impossible flight thing because there clearly were things heavier than air that still flew- birds. But today there isn't anything comparable that goes FTL. But yeah, we don't know what we don't know.

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    26. Re:Idiots by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Star trek has way more fundamental problems with physics than Speed or Die Hard.

      Yes, and they are far, far more obvious. That is whay Start Trek is not a risk. But Speed is. Whenever the physics (or other scientific basics) are broken in a non-obvious way, some people will beieve that stuff and loose some competence to judge the real world.

      My personal hate-example if from the Matrix: "as much power as a 120V battery". Hello? Voltage is not a power measurement at all! It does tell absolutely nothing with regard to power. What is worse a battery has a stored amount of energy, not a continuous output power, while the system they were talking about was modelled as a continuous output generator. Now this is completely and utterly screwed up, yet a great many people will not understand that and will start to make faulty estimates of real things.

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    27. Re:Idiots by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, there was plenty of time travel in Star Trek ;)

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    28. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      It's funny how much humans think that they know.

      It's funnier how much some think that they don't.

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    29. Re:Idiots by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Funny

      And if you think Star Trek is bad, you should check out Dora The Explorer. There's this one movie my kid has, where Dora travels from South America, to France, to Tanzania, to Russia, to China, all in one day. Not only that she's using vehicles like a ship, an amphibious motor scooter, and a train, (I think it's a steam or diesel locomotive, not some fancy mag lev train). She doesn't even make it plausible by using an airplane.

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    30. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Die painfully.

    31. Re: Idiots by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Eh? It was my understanding that people got jobs that they had the education to do adequately well at, not that people's education needs to be dictated by their ultimate job.

      Economics aside, America isn't supposed to be a class-based society.

    32. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The other responders here have shot down your examples. Any more?

      As pointed out, we already have quantum entanglement, so simultaneity of communications across interstellar distances is no longer really science fiction. In Star Trek, there was at least a time lag (communications were fast within our quadrant, but to other parts of the galaxy it was much slower; remember Voyager?).

    33. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Since when did anyone "fly like an airplane" through space? We're talking about Star Trek here, not Scientology with its space-going Douglas jets.

      I definitely don't remember anything about stopping just by killing the engines (not in ST at least). However, at speeds which are a significant fraction of c, the friction from interstellar dust and hydrogen atoms is significant. Space isn't a pure vacuum you know (or do you?).

    34. Re:Idiots by timmarhy · · Score: 0
      "It does tell absolutely nothing with regard to power"

      err, it tells us the size of the charge. i guess all those companys that make batteries and label them by voltage don't know as well as you.

      voltage - the "size" of the electrical flow amps - how fast it's beign drawn watts - volts * amps, or in laymans terms how much power is being used.

      Since they don't know how long a person might live, they can't say amp hours, and since they don't know amp hours they don't know watts. that just leaves volts as a measurement.

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    35. Re:Idiots by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well it's better than them getting it from church like so many people seem to these days.

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    36. Re:Idiots by pokerdad · · Score: 1

      My personal hate-example if from the Matrix: "as much power as a 120V battery".

      I hate this too, but for different reasons. Even if humans were efficient energy generators, one would be left with the question of how are you feeding them? The movie's explination of feeding the dead to the living completely ignores several laws of physics and just how much food a person consumes in their lifetime.

      Of course, all of this stupidity about using humans as power generators could have been avoided if not for the equally stupid background info that humanity permanently blackened the sky to stop the machines.

    37. Re:Idiots by tepples · · Score: 3, Funny

      The theory of relativity. It isn't a fact it's a merely guess And I guess that you exist.
    38. Re:Idiots by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      It's whatever you want it to be because it has nothing to do with science! :)

      Even if explosions would make some kind of shockwave rumble noise, that wouldn't explain the "thwoosh" of the phasers and the whooshing sound as ships go by.

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    39. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's a few good examples of real blunders there, although it seems like there's more blunders on the newer shows than on the older ones (esp the original series). It seemed like they tried to go into way too much technical detail sometimes in TNG and later; in TOS, they avoided that kind of thing, wisely.

      However, I'll say that the blunders people have listed on that site aren't really huge ones, integral to the plot of the show overall.

    40. Re:Idiots by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Time TRAVEL implies going back in time. Relativistic distortion is NOT time travel.

    41. Re:Idiots by cicatrix1 · · Score: 1

      You mean like the THEORY of gravity and the THEORY of evolution?

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    42. Re:Idiots by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      ...and as space isn't really a true vacuum, sensors as sensitive as those depicted on the shows - Voyager's were 7 light years at high-resolution, and 21 light-years at medium-low - shouldn't have trouble with an explosion right in front of the ship...

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    43. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You have a point about flight, but there's still my atomic energy point. 500 years ago, no one had even conceptualized atoms, and 100 years ago they didn't think you could change one to another, or split or fuse them to gain energy.

      But yeah, we don't know what we don't know.

      Exactly my point.

    44. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Though they posit another medium outside what some physicists today would term our "brane".

      Indeed, and without even bothering to posit a way for these to interact, which physicists would generally find impossible based on current understanding.

      3D printers that don't require physical contact, and rely on an energy-to-matter conversion mechanism.

      No, they use computer data to direct matter in the creation of new patterns of matter.

      We can currently convert matter to energy under certain limited circumstances. Who's to say we won't figure out how to do the reverse at some point in the distant future?

      What, come up with a way to perform the function of a nuclear detonation quietly, in a device about the size of a microwave? Saying we will is certainly within the bounds of science fiction, but this is a discussion of bad physics in that science fiction.

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    45. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1
      From the wiki (and, if I recall, Brian Greene wrote about this as well in his second book):

      Observations on entangled states naively appear to conflict with the property of relativity that information cannot be transferred faster than the speed of light. Although two entangled systems appear to interact across large spatial separations, no useful information can be transmitted in this way, so causality cannot be violated through entanglement.
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    46. Re:Idiots by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      The basic structure of relativity guarantees that any mechanism for faster-than-light travel is also automatically a mechanism for time travel. No, certain constrained forms of FTL travel are perfectly fine from what I can tell. One method is wormholes with the property that virtual particles cause them to collapse if their arrangement hits the "can violate causality" point. As I understand it specifically no time travel is possible if there is only one FTL route (ie: the wormhole itself) between the two endpoints of a wormhole (ie: other routes can involve FTL travel but the total time it takes has to be more than any non-FTL route).

      You can also always just claim that relativity is not perfectly correct and go on from there (I think hyperspace as a universal frame of reference is the common one), nothing says it has to be perfectly right after all.
    47. Re:Idiots by hedwards · · Score: 1

      You had me up until there. Sound in space? Isn't that a violation of some pretty basic science? :) Despite this the tagline was still available for Alien. "In space, no one can hear you scream" really should have been a no brainer especially by the 70s.
    48. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      The other responders here have shot down your examples.
      No, they haven't, but thank you for assuming as much before I'd a chance to respond to their posts. One can only hit F5 so many times, you know.

      Any more?
      Time travel.

      As pointed out, we already have quantum entanglement, so simultaneity of communications across interstellar distances is no longer really science fiction.

      No, we don't, and yes, it is. There's a difference between one of these and one of these - a difference about which, as there's good money to be made in publishing sensationalist books that cherry-pick scientific knowledge, a lot of folks who consider themselves quite well-informed aren't aware. Science is, after all, not as broadly entertaining as Star Trek reruns.

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    49. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Time TRAVEL implies going back in time.
      Bull. "Time travel in reverse" implies that. "Time travel" implies either forward or reverse travel.

      Relativistic distortion is NOT time travel.
      Yes, it is. Into the future. See above.
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    50. Re:Idiots by westlake · · Score: 1
      How is this unrealistic? Space fleets of the future outfit their crews with situational aural feedback implants....

      Not to spoil the joke. But why not use false-colors or sounds to bring out significant details, enhance situational awareness, in an environment that can't be easily perceived or understood directly?

    51. Re:Idiots by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Since when did anyone "fly like an airplane" through space?

      Pretty much any sci-fi featuring a dog-fight in space.

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    52. Re:Idiots by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Informative

      500 years ago, no one had even conceptualized atoms

      Democritus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democritus

      100 years ago they didn't think you could change one to another, or split or fuse them to gain energy

      On this, you're actually being conservative. There were prominent physicists as late as the mid 1930's who didn't think there was any way to actually get a net gain of energy from nuclear reactions, and they included people who had specifically researched Uranium. Until the curve of binding energy became well known among them, most would have bet a week's pay that there was no possible natural radioactive compound that would exist in enough quantities to refine and could still be induced to give up that many neutrons.

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    53. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      However, at speeds which are a significant fraction of c, the friction from interstellar dust and hydrogen atoms is significant, although not at the distances and speeds portrayed in the show.

      Fixed.

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    54. Re:Idiots by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and without even bothering to posit a way for these to interact, which physicists would generally find impossible based on current understanding. In thirty years, "current understanding" will be obsolete. When subspace was first described, nobody had given much thought to the possibility that we lived in a three-dimensional (plus time) brane in an extradimensional space. Nobody can really say that we won't find a way to interact with that extradimensional space.

      Imagine, for example, two objects whose force of attraction to each other can be varied according to an electrical signal. Now suppose that this attractive force, when stymied in our brane, causes the brane to bend. If, for example, the brane exists in a fluid, the brane's bending would cause waves in that fluid. Or perhaps movement of the brane causes another kind of wave, similar the way movement of an electrical charge causes an electromagnetic wave.

      That's just one idea. Someone else with think of others.

      No, they use computer data to direct matter in the creation of new patterns of matter. In several episodes of DS9, and throughout Voyager, replicators are described as energy-to-matter conversion devices. In this context, a pattern is to a replicator what a pattern is to today's looms: A program describing how something is structured.

      Saying we will is certainly within the bounds of science fiction, but this is a discussion of bad physics in that science fiction. No counterpoint exists without a point, and all points invite counterpoints. And any criticism of science fiction must be done with exposure to the fact that things that are impossible today may not be impossible tomorrow. That hope is the basis of science fiction's appeal.
    55. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But why not use false-colors or sounds to bring out significant details, enhance situational awareness, in an environment that can't be easily perceived or understood directly?

      It's a good idea, actually. My point is that one can explain away any gap in Star Trek's continuity with reality by creating a technological explanation regardless of plausibility. That's why fantasy is fun.

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    56. Re:Idiots by anonymous_echidna · · Score: 1

      You seem to trolling, else you imagine that only definition number 6 applies:

      theory:

            1. A set of statements or principles devised to explain a group of facts or phenomena, especially one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena.
            2. The branch of a science or art consisting of its explanatory statements, accepted principles, and methods of analysis, as opposed to practice: a fine musician who had never studied theory.
            3. A set of theorems that constitute a systematic view of a branch of mathematics.
            4. Abstract reasoning; speculation: a decision based on experience rather than theory.
            5. A belief or principle that guides action or assists comprehension or judgment: staked out the house on the theory that criminals usually return to the scene of the crime.
            6. An assumption based on limited information or knowledge; a conjecture

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    57. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      I think it's funny how, in a discussion of the scientific realism of a much-loved show, people forget that science depends on what we currently know. To throw that out the window and start positing new technologies based on hypothetical advances in science is not good physics. It is science fiction, or even fantasy.

      Star Trek is decent science fiction. It is not decent physics. Someday, perhaps these advances in understanding that you envision will be verified, and the creators of Star Trek will be seen as visionaries. Until then, it doesn't make any sense to argue that the show is grounded in science.

      In several episodes of DS9, and throughout Voyager, replicators are described as energy-to-matter conversion devices. In this context, a pattern is to a replicator what a pattern is to today's looms: A program describing how something is structured.

      That's nice, but does nothing to explain the massive amounts of energy required to convert energy into matter. This has nothing to do with "patterns" and everything to do with particle physics.

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    58. Re:Idiots by treeves · · Score: 1

      "err, it tells us the size of the charge." Err, no it doesn't. Charge is measured in coulombs, not volts. One coulomb equals one farad of capacitance times one volt of electric potential difference. Have you ever noticed that 12V car batteries come in different sizes? Do you think maybe the size difference is related to a difference in how much power the battery is capable of delivering? The difference between the batteries lies in their differing internal resistance, which determines their limiting current flow. The fact that batteries are labeled by voltage is not the whole story.

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    59. Re:Idiots by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      There's way too much: The Doughnut in the City on the Edge of Forever, The library or whatever where Spock gets into Hot Cave Snogging with Mariette Hartley, Slingshotting around a Star at Warp 8, Screwing with the Matter/Antimatter intermix (to get away from the planet where the water makes Sulu take his shirt off, or something like that), etc.
            This worked for the original series, where there were no extended plotlines and the audience was comfortable with a more anthology show-like structure. It made for flaws that really hurt all the sequels, even by Next Generation.

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    60. Re:Idiots by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I don't know how long I'll keep my light on. However I still know that it is using 100W of energy.

      Batteries come in different voltages because it's easier for devices and for making the batteries. I could connect a 2V battery to a transformer and get 120V. But it wouldn't last very long.

    61. Re:Idiots by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      That's nice, but does nothing to explain the massive amounts of energy required to convert energy into matter. This has nothing to do with "patterns" and everything to do with particle physics. You brought up the term pattern; I presumed you meant it in the context of the show. As for energy requirements, I can only mumble something about plasma conduits...
    62. Re:Idiots by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      We're always traveling into the future so using it to mean going forward is mostly pointless.

      Time travel as understood by everyone except apparently you to imply going into the past. If you want to argue details or pedantic semantics then you're welcome. Everyone else will just call you an idiot of course but please go right ahead. After all it's a great public service for idiots and assholes to tell the rest of the world about it so that we can avoid you.

    63. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      As for energy requirements, I can only mumble something about plasma conduits...
      Exactly. Bad physics, good fun, which is the whole point of Star Trek. I can't understand why folks want it to be so accurate.
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    64. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      150 years ago people thought it was impossible to fly in a machine that was heavier than air.

      150 years ago, it was impossible to fly in a machine that was heavier than air. "People" were right.

      Improvements in engine technology are important. 777's don't get off the ground using Newcomen steam engines.

    65. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 0, Troll

      Time travel as understood by everyone except apparently you to imply going into the past.

      Wow: despite being so plain fucking wrong, you're quite the pompous shit.

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    66. Re:Idiots by siride · · Score: 1

      No...voltage is just potential to do work, like the height a boulder falls off a cliff. Amps is actual current ("the size of the electrical flow" in actuality) in coulombs per second -- like the mass of the boulder. In fact, if you'd bothered to look at the units, you'd see that what you say doesn't make much sense. 120V with a current of 0.0001 amps is nothing. 5V with a current of 1 amp will probably kill you, or at least hurt you pretty bad. It's all about the amps. But all people know is volts, so that's what they care about.

    67. Re:Idiots by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      People don't get their science from TV, and that was not the point of the article. We know what we see is doctored, but we still form our expectations based on what we see. So if you watch a bus crossing a gap enough times, eventually it'll be the basis of your expectations, even though you know conceptually that it doesn't work the way it was shown.

      The problem apparently is that all the bad movie physics increases the noise and hinders fundamental understanding for students later in life. They now have to unlearn the ideas that they "feel" to be true. Certainly there's always going to be a certain amount of unlearning and replacement with better or more general concepts, since that's both the way we learn and the way science itself actually works, but the exposure to bad movie physics creates additional things that must be unlearned on the road to understanding.

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    68. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think it's funny how, in a discussion of the scientific realism of a much-loved show, people forget that science depends on what we currently know

      So it's scientifically impossible to create a nuclear chain-reaction, generating energy? 100 years ago, this statement would have been true. How exactly do you know what will and won't be possible 100 years from now?

      Star Trek is decent science fiction. It is not decent physics. Someday, perhaps these advances in understanding that you envision will be verified, and the creators of Star Trek will be seen as visionaries. Until then, it doesn't make any sense to argue that the show is grounded in science.

      Wrong. No one is saying warp drive and replicators are good physics according to today's understanding of physics; they're speculative fiction. What people are saying is that, with exceptions for these plot devices, Star Trek doesn't have a horrible record of ignoring our currently-known laws of physics like many movies set in the present day do, or even many other (crappy) sci-fi movies. Accepting FTL travel is "suspension of disbelief", since the movie is about a possible future and we don't know what will be possible then. Accepting a bus jumping a gap in an overpass, or bullets sparking on everything, or people jumping through glass windows without being hurt, are obviously impossible according to the most basic physics understanding.

    69. Re:Idiots by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My Godfather's first PhD was in Nuclear Physics (Second was in Theology), and he once chaired the National Committee on the Peaceful Uses of Atomic Energy, you insensitive clod.
                Really, I learned some serious physics in church, listening to discussions of Dirac's Bra-Ket notation and Feynman Diagrams, even though a lot of it was probably way over my head in third grade.

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    70. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I see how this is impossible or even unrealistic. If you have small spaceships, with thrusters able to fire in many different directions, what's the problem with this? Obviously wings and such would be of little use.

    71. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      150 years ago, people weren't just saying it was impossible with the technology of the era, they were saying it was impossible with any technology.

      My nuclear example is better though; as someone else pointed out in reply to another post of mine here, as late as the mid 1930s, prominent physicists didn't think you could get a net gain of energy from a nuclear reaction. Obviously they were wrong.

    72. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure I see how this is impossible or even unrealistic. If you have small spaceships, with thrusters able to fire in many different directions, what's the problem with this? Obviously wings and such would be of little use.

      It's not strictly impossible, but it's certainly impractical and therefore unrealistic. Airplanes move the way they do because they are (brace yourself) planing through air. In space, objects pretty much just coast until you apply a force to them.

      See any example of the Enterprise-D moving away from another ship in a steep, banking turn--wasteful and completely unnecessary. They did a much better job with the Vipers on the new Battlestar Galactica. Only problem is, the distance shots tend to look like a game of Asteroids. :)

    73. Re:Idiots by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      There's time travel, but they can't do it routinely using known technology. The technology for warp drive should automatically also be a technology for time travel.

    74. Re:Idiots by badasscat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At best, Star Trek popularized scientific theories into science fiction, leading (some) people to be more interested in science. But even then, the people who were interested in these kinds of movies (the so called "nerds", "geeks", "losers", and other anti-social labels) were the people who were interested in science to begin with. Do you really think your average 60's football jock has became interested in physics as a result of watching Star Trek?

      Doesn't really matter.

      Only case in point you really need to know is that the guy who invented the cell phone (and I forget his name right now, one of the engineers at Motorola) has gone on record many times as saying the cell phone would not exist today if not for Star Trek. He set out to make the Star Trek communicator and that led to the first handheld cell phone. Motorola finally got it right with the StarTAC, which led to the Razr. It all grew out of Star Trek.

      There was actually a TV show on the Discovery Channel (IIRC) called "The Science of Star Trek" that talked about all this, and lots more.

      There are many, many things we have today as a direct result of Star Trek, and no doubt many more we'll have in the future that would have been considered impossible even just a few years ago. NASA right now has a page up that has this to say about universal translators as seen in Star Trek:

      As this is used on the Star Trek shows, it's just an automagical device to enable characters to get through the stories. It would be too tedious and repetitious in a one-hour show for the characters to overcome real language barriers in a realistic manner in every show. The way the Enterprise crew can encounter an alien spacecraft, "hail them on standard frequencies," and establish instant telecommunications on their viewscreens is a preposterous shortcut to keep the plot from faltering. We can certainly dismiss the possibility of such an invention ever being built.

      I'm not sure when this was written, but nowadays we have things like babelfish and google's language tools and Amikai (not a misspelling) that do instant translation fairly well. "Babelfish" itself is not based on Star Trek but instead on another piece of Sci-Fi, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is itself filled with ridiculously nonsensical things. Nevertheless, babelfish now exists. The algorithms are always improving. I don't see why it's impossible to think that someday we can add voice to those algorithms and put the whole thing on a chip with a small speaker that fits in your ear. (I also don't see what NASA's problem is with "standard frequencies" - few of the aliens in Star Trek live in a vacuum, they've all been in contact with other species and are usually part of one or another galactic organizations. Only non-warp enabled aliens live in a vacuum.)

      The point is, Star Trek and other shows like it did drive a lot of our current technology - it only takes one person in the right position to do it - and it continues to drive our technology in ways we never would have thought possible before.

    75. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find, as you probably do, it rather amusing the authoritative armchair physicists that hover around here. Quantum entanglement is one of the good topics that brings them out. Another one is anything that has to do with knowing the difference between wave and group velocities and how that pulse of light really didn't leave the gas before it entered. All these nattering idiots come rushing out of the woodwork talking about Star Trek physics and how anything is possible when it is clear that they haven't had any physics beyond the "Physics for Poets" 101 class in college.

      Listen folks, just because you have an interest in science doesn't mean you should open your mouths and show us all how little you understand.

      What makes it worse is how they sound knowledgeable with a sprinkle of buzzwords to the casual reader. One of my favorite examples is an old story about improvements made in making better glass out of alumina. The story submission title, of course, was Transparent aluminum is here. Now of course alumina is aluminum oxide, which is used all the time to make windows, but note the beauty of this submission, not only does it have the Star Trek tie-in, but there is even a link to the refereed journal article. If you dig down into the comments section you'll see how the belligerent ignorants pack together. You have a decent number of posts pointing out that the submitter is an idiot and this has everything to do with sapphires and not Star Trek, but each one of these is answered by these technical morons that argue in one of several predictable ways: these detractors are being overly pedantic (a favorite word on Slashdot) pointing out the trivial difference between alumina and aluminum; technically, the article submitter is correct because aluminum oxide is indeed composed of aluminum atoms; and this is my all-time favorite - words do not have definite meanings and they change all the time. If you want to "beg the question" by asking a question, that is just OK because it is perfectly fine if words and phrases have their meanings hijacked by morons.

      Based on some of the responses around here, I think you might know what I mean.

    76. Re:Idiots by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Back to the Future. I rest my case.

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    77. Re:Idiots by thepotatoman · · Score: 1

      Remember the deflector dish?

    78. Re:Idiots by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Actually, Star Trek should be given more due than that. They spent a lot of time considering real physics

      Complete bullshit.

      Lots of sad fans have tried to rationalise ST "physics" after the fact, but the writers obviously could not care a fig about science. Just the way they invent new chemical elements every other episode to suit plot purposes really grates on me, for instance. TOS did use real SF writers for a while, but since then it's just hack TV writers who dropped science as soon as they could in high school and whose knowledge of science is derived from comic books and other scifi TV shows -- i.e. exactly the problem pointed out in TFA is being carried forward to new generations as those writing the stuff are now two steps remioved from real science.

      Warp drive functions by bunching space up...

      Please, this is hardly an original concept to Trek. "Warp drive" is a concept used since the 1940s or earlier in Space Opera.

    79. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while yes the bus in Speed did not actually make 'that' jump. however when filming the bus (which was modified as to be able to do the jump), did actually make a jump of roughly equal length and hight distance portraied within the movie. The only thing not commonly noticed is the fact they used a rather sharp kicker ramp to get things started (you can see it slightly in one of the shots).

    80. Re:Idiots by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I call bullshit on this. Name anything in Star Trek that blatantly violates the principles of physics

      • Noise in vacuum. (Explosions, ships whooshing.) Don't tell me it's some audio feedback.
      • New chemical elements. I've watched my share of ST, and I can't count the number of times they've come to some random planet or asteroid where there is a "___ium mine" and the locals are making a living selling it because of its amazing properties. Did you study chemistry? Heard of the table of the elements? Hydrogen (1) to Uranium (92). Transuranics are very heavy and radioactive and not found lying about in a mine. There are NO new elements to be found anywhere on any planet. (That includes dilithium.)
      • Ships falling out of orbit when they lose power.
      • Ships colliding at warp speed and just getting a few dents.
      • Alien races that can interbreed with humans.
    81. Re:Idiots by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The first series had some good writers that did consider things like above. The second series had moments like something shrinking at a fixed speed per second and a character giving an answer that showed subtraction was a concept whoever completed the script did not understand. There wasn't a lot it had going for it in terms of explaing anything at all.

    82. Re:Idiots by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      Star Trek, like most sci-fi, basically invents technologies which work around what we currently consider physical limitations. IIRC, in Star Trek, they don't use "tachyon particle beams" to communicate at FTL speeds; they use "subspace", which is never really explained in any detail. That's the way it should be too: what's important for the story is that they have the means of communicating FTL, not the exact details in how they accomplish this. So they invent a plot device to allow the story to progress.

      The part that's lazy about this is that the story could progress without this sort of hack; it would just be a different story. Instead of exploring the social and scientific effects of vast distances with internally consistent science, the technology comes and goes in order to make the story work pretty much exactly like it would today.

      In Star Trek, shouldn't super fast communications plus transporters equal instant long-distance teleportation? Consider how often hyperdrives break conveniently in Star Wars.
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    83. Re:Idiots by tibike77 · · Score: 1

      In space, nobody can hear you scream... ...but their ship's computer can synthetize a realistic simulated audio track for their crew's listening pleasure.

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    84. Re:Idiots by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. Others knew that with enough force behind it even a brick could fly. This is just another urban myth like the idea that every thought the earth was flat.

    85. Re:Idiots by Your.Master · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be fair, Democritus' conception of the atom bears little resemblance to the atoms of today.

      However, the problem with all of these arguments is that all of these have always been practical limitations. The speed of light limit is a theoretical limit. Fission reactions and macroscale controlled heavier than air flight were never impossible by virtue of the fact that they were simply inconceivable violations of the universe, but because we couldn't get enough neutrons to make it keep going or apply enough force while in midair to counteract gravity. They were engineering problems, not logic/pure science problems.

      So maybe we'll be thrown for a loop and find some loophole, or that our understanding is TOTALLY wrong and General Relativity only seemed to work because of a series of stunning coincidences / limitations of our earthly experimentation. But listing great feats of the past doesn't mean that all feats that can be imagined, will be done if we just apply enough thought. At the current stage, we have every reason to believe that true FTL will never, ever be possible, and only wishful thinking on the side of "it will work". That may change, yes. But it might not.

    86. Re:Idiots by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't "flagrantly ignore the most basic concepts of Newtonian mechanics," it just presumes that the bus is able to produce more acceleration than that sort of bus actually can -- it's not like the bus is flying around through space and time, with "F!=MA" painted on the side.

    87. Re:Idiots by TClevenger · · Score: 4, Funny
      No. Others knew that with enough force behind it even a brick could fly.

      That would be the inventors of the F-4 Phantom, right? :-)

    88. Re:Idiots by neophytepwner · · Score: 1

      Amen...

      Not to mention all the wonderful space explosions from Star Wars. Some of the movie physics is certainly fictional and meant to stimulate imagination, but examples explained previously are just a vacuum to the realm of physics. Some of those scenes are hard to enjoy when you know they are physically impossible, even if I try to imagine it.

    89. Re:Idiots by solipsist29 · · Score: 1

      True, there should be no expectation that entertainment should be educational but, in many cases, it would not hurt the plot to use proper (i.e. real) science. I picked up many interesting and true tidbits of knowledge from books and movies that led to further investigation and personal exploration. If all entertainment is merely fantasy, this discovery is prevented. A great writer can entertain and still provide opportunities for engaging the minds of some portion of the audience. Why can't we expect more from the purveyors of popular entertainment?

      I suspect the answer is that those employed by entertainment companies know even less about science topics than the audience. I've read interviews with writers who felt they had done a good job of incorporating real science into their work, but who had not the slightest clue about what they were talking about. Probably learned what they know of science from the movies.

    90. Re:Idiots by modecx · · Score: 1

      So it is realistic to hear loud explosions in space from abroad another vessel, when there is no air to propagate the sound?

      So, you don't think various high velocity particles impacting a ship's hull, as a result of the partial vaporization of another nearby ship (say approximately the same mass as a modern aircraft carrier) would create an observable sound? Sure, it might not sound like an explosion in our atmosphere as they often depict, but it's going to make sound if you're close. Likewise with energy weapons fire imparting vibrations into the hull.

      Anyway, it's fiction. Quitcherbitchin and get over it. Your kind is even worse than the nerds who dearly love the shows and host conventions and wear costumes and shit--at least they're sociable.

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    91. Re:Idiots by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not sure when this was written, but nowadays we have things like babelfish and google's language tools and Amikai (not a misspelling) that do instant translation fairly well. "Babelfish" itself is not based on Star Trek but instead on another piece of Sci-Fi, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is itself filled with ridiculously nonsensical things. Nevertheless, babelfish now exists. The algorithms are always improving. I don't see why it's impossible to think that someday we can add voice to those algorithms and put the whole thing on a chip with a small speaker that fits in your ear. (I also don't see what NASA's problem is with "standard frequencies" - few of the aliens in Star Trek live in a vacuum, they've all been in contact with other species and are usually part of one or another galactic organizations. Only non-warp enabled aliens live in a vacuum.)

      Or, as Babelfish would say (English to German and back:)

      I am not safe, when this was written, but nowadays to have we of things as babelfish and that googles of language tools and Amikai (not a false spelling) the immediate translation rather well do. "Babelfish" is not based on Sterntrek however instead of on another piece of Sci FI, the leader of the trampers to the galaxy, which is filled even with ridiculously senseless things. Exists nevertheless babelfish now. The algorithms always improve. I do not see, why it is impossible to think that a daily we can add voice those algorithms and set the complete thing on a splinter with a small loudspeaker, that into your ear fits (I also do not see, problem of which NASAS with "standard frequencies" am - few the foreigner in the Sterntrek, which is in a vacuum phases, have her everything, those in connection with other sort to be and are normally part of or other galactic organizations. Non--reject only the made possible foreigners, those in a vacuum. Phases are)

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    92. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      See any example of the Enterprise-D moving away from another ship in a steep, banking turn--wasteful and completely unnecessary. They did a much better job with the Vipers on the new Battlestar Galactica. Only problem is, the distance shots tend to look like a game of Asteroids. :)

      When you mentioned dogfights in space, the new BG is exactly what came to mind. While not perfect, it seems fairly realistic given assumptions about available engine power. They use thrusters to maneuver the ships, and the ships keep moving until thrusters or engines force them to change direction. The main thing about the BG dogfights I have to wonder about is the accelerative forces, and their affect on the human pilots. It seems like, for most battles, the capital ships would want to stay a safe distance from each other, and then use the fighters to project power, much like an aircraft carrier works. For this to be useful, the fighters would need to be very fast at sub-light velocities, relative to the capital ships' maneuvering speeds. But if something is travelling very fast at all in space, and changes direction, it's going to experience huge g-forces. These are already really bad in modern-day fighter jet planes--9g is about the human limit with a good g-suit--but in space it's surely much higher. Add to that the enemy is not human and not necessarily subject to the same physical limitations.

      Star Trek got around the whole g-forces problem with the idea of "inertial dampers", which somehow reduce the inertial forces operating on people (or things) inside the ship. But they've never mentioned any such thing in BG, and BG seems positively primitive compared to ST anyway. They have FTL speed ("jump drive", which only seems to operate in bursts), and apparently they've figured out how to generate artificial gravity. But otherwise they have pretty lame computer technology (which doesn't seem to fit with their invention of the Cylons), guns with bullets and probably chemical propellant just like ours, and many other things that look no more advanced than our technology. The artificial gravity would account for inertial damping on the large ships, but not likely on the fighters as they're just too small.

    93. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It doesn't "flagrantly ignore the most basic concepts of Newtonian mechanics,"

      Uh, you mean except for the basic concept that an object moving laterally over a ledge will DROP rather than leap spontaneously upward or continue travelling horizontally at the same height..?

      How much speed do you think the bus needs to bridge that gap before it drops 18" (about half the diameter of a bus tire)?

    94. Re:Idiots by sabernet · · Score: 1

      Terry Pratchett often uses the word "Quantum" in his books that very way to great comedic effect(meaning, "I don't know what it is, it's probably quantum.")

    95. Re:Idiots by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      [quote]To be fair, Democritus' conception of the atom bears little resemblance to the atoms of today.[/quote]

      One of the things I wonder about is, how wrong are we about things we think we know today?
      What will ppl in 200 years say? "Haha those damn neanderthals in 2007 thought water was wet, little did they know"

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    96. Re:Idiots by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      That's not how writing sci-fi works. Sci-fi writers map out a plot and literally send a technical consultant a script that is basically a mad-lib. The consultant inserts technical-sounding terms that he thinks are close to what the writers are looking for. If the consultant says something like "This would never work; the engineer would have to do this, this and this instead", he gets ignored. If he says, "This character is a physicist, not a biologist. He wouldn't know anything about the microbes", he gets ignored. Star Trek is just like any other sci-fi franchise in this regard. It just gets special treatment by sci-fi fans because it's been around the longest, and they can make some far-fetched claims about how Star Trek predicted the coming of the cell phone. (As if no one has ever needed to make a phone call when there aren't any pay phones around.)

      And actually, if memory serves, Michael Okuda and Rick Sternbach complained that their suggestions for scientific and technical accuracy were routinely ignored by the writing staff of TNG. And those two were arts majors.

    97. Re:Idiots by Durandal64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Agreed. Warp-like effect has been studied in theoretical physics, and has even been considered by the US military.
      The US military also blew money on researching psychic teleportation and remote viewing. That the military turns over a rock doesn't mean there isn't just a bunch of dog shit underneath.
    98. Re:Idiots by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Name anything in Star Trek that blatantly violates the principles of physics.

      Inertial dampers?

      Tachyon weapons?

      Transporters?

      Multiple personality "force fields"? (sometimes permeable, always tweak-able, Inconsistent usage)

      Star trek is just several years worth of lazy writing. They use science as a deus ex machina more often then not and they don't really care about accuracy. Sounds in space, easy matter to energy conversions, rocks with the mass of styro foam etc..

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    99. Re:Idiots by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Actually, given that quantum entanglement exists it's not completely violating the laws of physics. Read um... The Quantum Connection by Travis S Taylor. It gives a good example of what could be done communications wise assuming the properties of quantum entanglement could be directed.

      From my understanding it gives you no information. Influence on one element of the entanglement decouples it from the system. IT's liek having two mystery boxes with a perpetually spinning top in both. At the factory where they are made, they are made in pairs and each emember of the pair is set to spin in opposite directions. when ever you look at the box, lo an dbehold they spin opposite to each other. But if you spin one the others way it won't automagically respin the other top. though IANAP.

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    100. Re:Idiots by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Since when did anyone "fly like an airplane" through space? We're talking about Star Trek here, not Scientology with its space-going Douglas jets.

      I definitely don't remember anything about stopping just by killing the engines (not in ST at least). However, at speeds which are a significant fraction of c, the friction from interstellar dust and hydrogen atoms is significant. Space isn't a pure vacuum you know (or do you?).


      Umm.. really read up on aerodynamic drag. Seriously, no matter what your speed the thin amount of material in interstellar space will not ever bring you to a full and complete stop. They have a implausible but self consistent reason for it (their engines are reationless and inertialess when going warp) but the interstellar dust is not what slows or stops them. That is a silly idea. Does air stop a car dead if it the engine stops working? Does a baseball get stopped instantly in the relatively thick atmosphere? would it if it were going a significant fraction of C? Did you actually take a single physics course in high school... actually even more fundamental Do you live in this reality?

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    101. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't even really understand how gravity works, and that's the most important force which affects us humans in our daily lives.
      What would you be like without electromagnetic force or nuclear force?

    102. Re:Idiots by aeksy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only case in point you really need to know is that the guy who invented the cell phone (and I forget his name right now, one of the engineers at Motorola) has gone on record many times as saying the cell phone would not exist today if not for Star Trek. He set out to make the Star Trek communicator and that led to the first handheld cell phone. Motorola finally got it right with the StarTAC, which led to the Razr. It all grew out of Star Trek.

      What on Earth are you talking about? First of all, "one of the engineers at Motorola" certainly didn't "invent" the cell phone. The evolution of portable radio phones and the networks that support them is a continuum that started almost a century ago. During the last couple of decades mobile phones have really taken off because the networks have gotten smarter and the devices easier, smaller and cheaper. That's just a natural progression of technology which certainly would have happened even if Star Trek had never existed. Do you really think that without some random TV show the many engineers around the world who were developing mobile phone technology would just have thought "Well, these briefcase-sized portable phones sure are handy enough, no reason to make them smaller"?

      Secondly, the StarTAC was in no way a technological breakthrough. It was the first clamshell phone and relatively small, but from a technological standpoint it was just another mobile phone, although one that looked a little bit like a Star Trek communicator. The same is even more true regaring the RAZR - it had absolutely no new technical innovations, simply an attractive design.

    103. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this unrealistic? Space fleets of the future outfit their crews with situational aural feedback implants. These use a miniaturized tricorder to detect environmental cues and respond by overlaying predetermined noises, which, as everyone in the Federation surely knows, greatly increases human reflexes and situational awareness. I figure they must rig all the consoles with small explosive charges set to blow whenever the ship's paint chips for extra "situational awareness," too. Or maybe some additional motivation to take good care of Starfleet property.
    104. Re:Idiots by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Didn't "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" rather strongly hint at atomic energy?

      Mycroft

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    105. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't recall him saying that they translated things and then translated them back rather well. How did the piece hold up in German? How would a similarly written piece of German writing fare when translated only into English? Basically, does it work for its intended purpose or not? I'm assuming here that the intended purpose is not to translate something to another language and then back into the original language. I could, of course, be wrong on that, but it doesn't seem like you really need a whole website to translate things into the same language in which they were written.

    106. Re:Idiots by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Only case in point you really need to know is that the guy who invented the cell phone (and I forget his name right now, one of the engineers at Motorola) has gone on record many times as saying the cell phone would not exist today if not for Star Trek. He set out to make the Star Trek communicator and that led to the first handheld cell phone.
       
      There was actually a TV show on the Discovery Channel (IIRC) called "The Science of Star Trek" that talked about all this, and lots more.

      He can claim that all he wants - doesn't make it true. Radiotelephones were invented in the 40's by Ma Bell, and the concept of cellular phones was invented by Ma Bell in 1970. What Martin Cooper did was create a handset using technology invented by someone else that worked with a system invented by someone else.
       
      Now, creating a practical handset is important - but creating a handset isn't "inventing the cellular phone". The cellular system had already been invented, by someone else. Progress towards it had started twenty plus years before Star Trek aired.
       
      Or, in other words, you shouldn't trust TV shows for science - or history.
    107. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      But otherwise they have pretty lame computer technology (which doesn't seem to fit with their invention of the Cylons)

      Sorry to barge in here, but...did you watch the show? They had lame computer technology BECAUSE they invented the Cylons. Previous to the Cylon War, they had plenty of good computers. So, in order to prevent 1. a recurrence of the Cylon fiasco, and 2. the Cylons from being able to hack their shit, they dumbed down their computers greatly. They mentioned this once, weren't you paying attention?

    108. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      You were doing pretty well until:

      # Ships falling out of orbit when they lose power.

      Sometimes, even our satellites do this. It really depends on your orbit, distance from the planet, mass of the ship, etc.

      # Ships colliding at warp speed and just getting a few dents.

      I don't recall this ever happening. I admit my recall may be faulty here, and you would be correct. Really, pretty much any collision involving something the size of the Enterprise should be fairly damaging to *something*

      # Alien races that can interbreed with humans.

      This one is unlikely, but who's to say what alien DNA is like? Do you have some samples laying around? Far-fetched, maybe, but if you're already unquestioningly accepting the existence of aliens, why not magical alien DNA too?

    109. Re:Idiots by scribblej · · Score: 1

      Just a guess?! You misunderstand how scientists use the word "Theory."

      The Theory of Gravity, Copernican Theory (you think that's just a guess? Maybe the Earth *doesn't* go around the sun?!), Atomic theory (totally just a guess! No evidence there at all!)... seriously. We've got as much or more evidence for the correctness of the Theory of Relativity as for any of those -- at this point if there were shown to be any significant error in the ToR (such as being able to go faster than the speed of light) it would break just about everything we have ever observed.

      Now maybe you were joking, trying to make some attempt at being one of those Wankers who says "Evolution is just a /theory!/" but you got modded +1 insightful. So if you were kidding, this admonisment is for whoever modded you: get a clue.

    110. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Space fleets of the future outfit their crews with situational aural feedback implants. These use a miniaturized tricorder to detect environmental cues and respond by overlaying predetermined noises, which, as everyone in the Federation surely knows, greatly increases human reflexes and situational awareness.

      Yeah - it all fits in this really neat suit. I wouldn't have chosen red for myself but it looks great on m [NO CARRIER]

    111. Re:Idiots by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      At not so best, Star Trek abused genuine scientific terms, due to their "scientific" sound, to suit their needs, with little regard of the actual meaning of the word.

      As a friend of mine put it, there's nothing in the Star Trek world that an inverted tachion impulse can't fix.

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    112. Re:Idiots by dk.r*nger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One of the things I wonder about is, how wrong are we about things we think we know today?
      What will ppl in 200 years say? "Haha those damn neanderthals in 2007 thought water was wet, little did they know"


      One of the things that are different today from 200 years ago is the widespread acceptance of scientific methodology. There are simple, yet immensely logically strong, rules to what constitutes knowledge. 200 years ago water was (by some) considered a basic element of the universe, completely seperated from the earth, air and so on. Water was just water, it was wet, and when the spring dried out, you grew thirsty. Facts of life, not proved, just the way it is. Things were meant to do things. A bird flew because that's what it does. And rocks thrown in the air don't because rocks don't fly. When your understanding of the world is based on anecdotal conceptions of the way it is, then it's impossible to imagine that something basically made out of a rock will ever get to fly.

      Today we don't just know what water is, we also know why it's what we call wet. We understand it. Heck, we can even create water, and we understand why we can do that.

      We have a logically strong link between matter-state liquid (aka. wet) and the chemical compound water. If in 200 years water is no longer considered wet, it's because the definition of either wet or water has changed.
    113. Re:Idiots by dk.r*nger · · Score: 1

      If in 200 years water is no longer considered wet, it's because the definition of either wet or water has changed.

      Or either pressure and temperature changed, of course.
    114. Re:Idiots by mcunningham12 · · Score: 1

      There's no telling what other facets about our universe exist which we are unable currently to observe and understand
      This gets to the heart of the problem brought up in the article... We may never understand these things if we continue toward a scientifically illiterate society.
    115. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last thing I've seen from dora was a toy in form a penis, no joke~~
      It was removed within one week from web sites like amazon, it was called dora aqua-pet...

    116. Re:Idiots by Jonner · · Score: 1
      You seem to be just as ignorant about electricity as the poster you replied to:

      I could connect a 2V battery to a transformer and get 120V. But it wouldn't last very long.
      First, a voltaic cell or battery of such cells produces direct current, which won't give you anything when connected to a transformer. If you connected the cell or battery to a power inverter, which makes alternating current out of direct current, you could then use a transformer to change the voltage.

      Second, the voltage of a battery doesn't tell you anything about its energy storage capacity and does not determine the current drawn from it. You could make a 2V cell or battery with huge energy capacity just as you could make a 120V battery with a small energy capacity. You can draw a small current from a high voltage source just as you can draw a high current from a low voltage source.
    117. Re:Idiots by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      # Ships falling out of orbit when they lose power.
      Sometimes, even our satellites do this. It really depends on your orbit, distance from the planet, mass of the ship, etc.

      If they're in low orbit, 100 miles or so, atmosperic drag will slow them down and eventually they'll crash. But Trekky ships are usually shown well above that. In any case it takes months or years, not hours as in Trek.

      This one is unlikely, but who's to say what alien DNA is like?

      It won't be identical with human DNA, Thus no interbreeding. (For God's sake, Vulcans have copper-based blood, and Spock was supposedly half-human!?) But "aliens" in Trek universe are all just humans with bumps on their foreheads. I don't really want to hear any retcon of that, it might give me an aneurism.

    118. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Accepting a bus jumping a gap in an overpass, or bullets sparking on everything, or people jumping through glass windows without being hurt, are obviously impossible according to the most basic physics understanding.

      Well, according to a more advanced physics understanding, so are the things I named. And, by your logic, one could claim that may be someday we'll make a new discovery that would allow us to jump busses from overpasses. Hey, you don't know the future, right?

      My point is that if, to make sense, you have to conjecture new scientific advances that completely overturn verified principles of physics, what you're doing is not science. So:

      Star Trek doesn't have a horrible record of ignoring our currently-known laws of physics like many movies

      Yes, they do, unless you consider the writers' vague hypotheses to take physics into account rather than just paying lip service, and:

      How exactly do you know what will and won't be possible 100 years from now?

      I don't, and I am saying that this ignorance we all share is what moves FTL, time travel, and starships that handle like airplanes from the realm of "science fiction" into fantasy.

      And that's not even to mention the laughable contention that bipedal primates are such a good scheme of evolution that there's a whole bunch of them in the galaxy.

      Star Trek is great stuff, but it is a fantasy from the perspective of the sciences.

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    119. Re:Idiots by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Transporters and replicators are probably the biggest issues. You're right that it's strange that they can't just teleport someone over longer distances. Replicators are strange since they are casually used for most supplies on the ships yet they don't use larger replicators to make new ships. Voyager was the only series in which they seemed to suggest that replicators were heavy on resources. In others it was a case of "Earl grey hot, and while you're at it, make me a sofa, sixteen pizzas and a pound of lead"

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    120. Re:Idiots by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Heh, ignorant? I assumed that it would be obvious that you'd use a DC-DC convertor to step up the voltage. Clearly some people get confused by even that *sigh*.

      I never said voltage of a battery does tell you anything about its energy storage capacity. My whole post was to correct the parent who thought that the voltage does tell you about the energy storage capacity. My point being that you could simply step up the voltage of a battery. Thus the voltage itself is no measurement of the energy in it.

    121. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing that the trekkies haven't noticed your direct coparison of Dora the Explorer to Star Trek. Kudos :)

    122. Re:Idiots by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      In fact, you can't help be impressed at the results when you go from English -> German -> French -> English again:

      "I am not sure, when this one was written, but we have things like babelfish nowadays and that googles of tools of the language and Amikai (not an erroneous orthography) the immediate translation let us make rather well. The "Babelfish" itself is not based however on of Sterntrek to the place on another piece of Sci-FI, the chief of Trampers to the galaxy which itself is filled with ridiculously foolish things. However exists now babelfish. The algorithms always improve. I do not see, why all is impossible to think that one day to be able us to add the voice to these algorithms and to be able the thing supplements on a glare with a small loudspeaker to place to which in your ear installs (I also do not see, the problem of which NASAS with "standard frequencies" is - a small number the foreigner in Sterntrek which is in a vacuum of the phases, have it which are summers in relation to the other type and is normally a part one or other galactic organizations. Nicht-verwerfen it only the allowed foreigners who in a vacuum. Phases are)"

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    123. Re:Idiots by 26199 · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I'll see your gravitational force and raise you one electromagnetic force.

      I'd say that one's more important to our everyday lives. Given that it's possible to live without gravity but not without molecules...

    124. Re:Idiots by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      This one is unlikely, but who's to say what alien DNA is like?

      Wasn't there a TNG episode detailing that some (all) of the humanoid races in that corner of the galaxy have a common ancestor race that "seeded" their planets before (I forget) departing the galaxy or dying out ?

    125. Re:Idiots by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      >Star Trek should be given more due than that.

      O rly?

      So it is realistic to hear loud explosions in space from abroad another vessel, when there is no air to propagate the sound?


      Not to mention that objects also cast shadows in a vacuum - such as when the shuttlecraft crossed in front of the Enterprise.

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    126. Re:Idiots by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Well, comparatively few people here speak German. Nonetheless, if it's an accurate translator, translating over and back again should introduce only twice as many translation errors as a single translation, so it's still a good measurement.

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    127. Re:Idiots by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure who wrote it, but there was a story based on the idea that the universe protects causality. The protagonists discovered that every race that had begun to build a time machine had become extinct before they could finish it, for various reasons. They attempted to use this knowledge to defeat a species with whom they were at war by allowing plans for a time machine to be captured. Before they could put this plan into effect, their sun went nova, destroying the plans, and preserving causality.

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    128. Re:Idiots by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      When I first saw that, I wondered why they didn't just say the machines used parts of their brains (e.g. the motor neurone clusters that aren't needed by people in bottles) to run their programs, since it would have required only minor tweaking to the script and actually made sense. Apparently this was in an early version of the script, but it was dropped as being too hard to understand.

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    129. Re:Idiots by Branko · · Score: 1

      Actually, Star Trek should be given more due than that. They spent a lot of time considering real physics when coming up with some of their ideas.

      The greatest grip I have with the Star Trek is that they populated the whole Galaxy with humans - albeit with some facial bulges and ridges or unusual jewelry. Granted, this is more about laws of evolution then laws of physics (in strict sense), but they are simply too unimaginative for my taste.

      Not that other shows are much better. Look at new Galactica - they had to "humanize" Cyclons and introduce this religious mumbo-jumbo, instead of building the story about inherently different mechanical consciousness.

      I would love to see life forms that are so strange and wonderful that story that is built around them is actually not a shallow variation of what was repeated countless times throughout the history of human culture.

      I guess there are not that many Clarks or Simaks left.

    130. Re:Idiots by gweihir · · Score: 1

      err, it tells us the size of the charge.

      No, it does not. It tells the electric voltage, which does not tell anything abouth the charge, unless you know the capacity of a capactior. For batteries it is even more meaningless....

      voltage - the "size" of the electrical flow amps

      Not at all. Go check your physics.

      volts * amps, or in laymans terms how much power is being used.

      Well at least you got one almost thing right. It is continuous power usage.

      Since they don't know how long a person might live, they can't say amp hours, and since they don't know amp hours they don't know watts.

      And again completely wrong. Watt is not "amp hour", Watt is current * voltage. And the power output could have been stated without any problem. The power capacity (i.e. the lifetime output in this case) would be meaured in Wattseconds, also known as Joule [J], and could indeed not have been known without the device lifetime.

      Seems to me you fell for bad science, hook, line and sinker.

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    131. Re:Idiots by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I assumed that it would be obvious that you'd use a DC-DC convertor to step up the voltage.

      Well, that is not a transformer. That is a ''converter''.

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    132. Re:Idiots by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      In a sense, it is, but that doesn't mean it's fully controllable. It always seemed to me that NOT time-travelling was harder in ST than time-travelling was.

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    133. Re:Idiots by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      "They don't even really understand how gravity works, and that's the most important force which affects us humans in our daily lives."

      Not the most influential force, but the most easily-observed.

    134. Re:Idiots by hitmark · · Score: 1

      your standard US engineering. with a big enough engine, anything can move...

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    135. Re:Idiots by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      "Many people like to claim that lightspeed is a hard-and-fast limit, and that it's impossible to travel faster. 150 years ago people thought it was impossible to fly in a machine that was heavier than air."

      This is a fairly false analogy. You're generalizing both what people are thinking that and why they're claiming it's impossible.

      It would be equally fair to claim that today, people believe the universe is only 10,000 years old.

    136. Re:Idiots by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      I imagine at least one Trekker will fact-check this post.

      It's pronounced Trekkie. Fact Check'd!.

    137. Re:Idiots by Vokkyt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Star Trek didn't turn science haters into science lovers. It just gave established science lovers something they'd be interested in, and made a pretty buck out of it as well.
      I must disagree; there are many people who simply believed in the vision of the future which Star Trek presented and at least became more accepting of some of the science techniques presented in the show. A person of semi-reasonable intelligence at some point will most likely wonder, "Is that possible?", do the research themselves, and see the bits of truth mixed in with the fictitious writing in the show, or at least give some people who would otherwise be discouraged from scientific careers something to hook them into at least thinking about science and what it can be used for.

      Though not a perfect example, consider the character of Phillip J. Fry from Futurama. Granted, he a lazy idiot, but he harbors three major passions in his life; Leela, space, and Star Trek. And while Fry is a considerable idiot due to unnatural phenomenon, even as an idiot, he never loses his admiration of space, the ability to explore as an astronaut, or the science used to let him go to space.

      Granted, this is a comedy cartoon, but there are most likely a good many people who had the same lifestyle as Fry growing up and all it took was something like Star Trek to hook them into the sciences. Even if it was just "Hrm...does that really work?" or "Holy crap that explosion was awesome! I wanna make a phaser!" and the disappointment of reality lead them at least to examine the science behind it, science fiction does hold a place for the common person in bringing them to science.
    138. Re:Idiots by glindsey · · Score: 1

      How is this unrealistic? Space fleets of the future outfit their crews with situational aural feedback implants. These use a miniaturized tricorder to detect environmental cues and respond by overlaying predetermined noises, which, as everyone in the Federation surely knows, greatly increases human reflexes and situational awareness. You know, this is modded "Funny", but from a human interface perspective it makes total sense, for the same reason that clickable areas on a GUI are drawn to resemble physical "buttons", and important status monitors at places like nuclear facilities will use a radial graph display so the graph's shape becomes an emergent feature (making "situation normal" looks like a regular pentagon or hexagon or whatnot).

      It is perfectly logical, and even beneficial, to assume that spacecraft of the future would gather sensor data about their environment, and then translate that data into visual and aural stimuli that would be very easy for the human crew to respond to. Obviously, the real reason explosions go "BOOM" on Star Trek is to heighten dramatic tension, but why not have the computer create a "soundtrack" for what's going on around the ship?
    139. Re:Idiots by AgentBif · · Score: 1

      Learning is learning, entertainment is entertainment. Star trek has way more fundamental problems with physics than Speed or Die Hard.

      I know, geez! Total idiots.

      I learn all MY physics from Mythbusters.

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    140. Re:Idiots by adonoman · · Score: 1
      I love Asimov's essay on the difference between our understanding of the universe now, and the understanding our ancestors had. The basic idea is that while both our understandings are incomplete and wrong, it is yet more wrong to say that our understanding is just as wrong as that of 1000 years ago.

      Read it sometime, it's called the Relativity of Wrong.

    141. Re:Idiots by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Will do :)

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    142. Re:Idiots by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1
      >your standard Russian engineering. with a big enough engine, anything can move...

      Fixed. After all, that was the whole point of the MiG's design.

    143. Re:Idiots by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Star Trek has no fundamental problems with physics, because every law they "break" they do it with a workaround. Inertial dampaners, Heisenberg compensator, warp drive, the list goes on and on. How those workarounds work - that's not important.

    144. Re:Idiots by thommym · · Score: 1

      There's always Mythbusters and Brainiac...

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    145. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to take that as your support for the theory of relativity. Ok then, prove it.

      Didn't think so. Sorry, you lose.

    146. Re:Idiots by hitmark · · Score: 1

      hmm, strange how a modern SUV have such basic design similarities with a old russian aircraft...

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    147. Re:Idiots by joto · · Score: 1

      Uh, Star Trek is probably worse than even Star Wars when it comes to physics. Sure, they spend a lot of time throwing treknobabble around, with things like subspace and warp-drives and antimatter and "reverse the polarity of the tachyon-field". But that isn't science, it's treknobabble.

      If you pay attention, you would have noticed by now that when Captain Kirk/Picard/Whatever engages in battle with another vessel (alien or not), they usually come to a "full stop". A "full stop" is meaningless even in newtonian physics, and surely even more meaningless in one that involves more modern concepts such as quantum-mechanical and relativistic effects. Star Trek is actually played out in a universe where speeds are absolute, instead of only being relevant when compared to another object. In other words, it's not based on anything resembling science, but rather a rudimentary understanding of old naval battles.

      Everything in Star Trek is just about equally lame when it comes to science. The transporter, the warp-drive, the "shields", the "tractor beam", and all the weird stuff that only occurs in a single episode, and are only explained through even more treknobabble. Sure, it's possible to "explain" some of it to make it sound like science to people not paying attention, but that is no different from Scooby-Doo, which also does the same thing in some episodes.

      Further complications come when you consider the "moneyless society" which the humans not involved in Star Trek lives in. What kind of life is that? Is it a communist state? Are they all on welfare? What gives people motivation to do anything besides having fun at StarFleet? Star Trek seems to have botched not only physics, but sociology as well.

    148. Re:Idiots by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      After all, that was the whole point of the MiG's design.
      Which MiG? I suppose the 25 is a big freakin' pair of engines with a cockpit attached, but most of the others are lighter weight than comparable American fighters, and least until the F-16 came along.

    149. Re:Idiots by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      That would be the inventors of the F-4 Phantom, right?
      I kinda like the characterization one of the Military Channel shows made, calling it a bus with big engines. ...Wait a minute! Maybe Speed wasn't so wrong after all!

    150. Re:Idiots by Pope · · Score: 1

      All I can say is "No shit!" and add that this is all just more pointless nerd rage. Car nerds get bent out of shape when that brand new Mustang on the screen sounds like a Corvette, or vice-versa. Gun nerds squirm and cringe in their seats when a certain model of handgun is mis-identified in the script or fires an impossible number of bullets when we don't see the character reload.

      It's what happens when people take their small set of expert knowledge and expect the rest of the world to follow it to a "t". The fact that there are whole web sites about "Bad Movie Physics" just proves that some people have too much time on their hands to bitch about inconsequential things.

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    151. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but a layman doesn't know that EM forces are holding his molecules together. But almost any idiot knows that gravity is the thing that will kill him if he falls of his roof.

      However, we can generate EM forces artificially quite easily by passing electricity through a coil of wire. But we have no clue how to generate gravity artificially, or to counteract it either. Discovering this would create a huge revolution in technology.

    152. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily true. As long as some other society pushes science, they may figure it out, and then sell us products which use these new understandings of physics. We'll pay for it with money we earn flipping burgers and busing tables.

      The problem is that it won't be American society that discovers these things. We're too busy suing each other.

    153. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, I do remember Baltar complaining about that in the first miniseries in an interview. It's been a while since I saw that.

    154. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the story would be completely different if people could just live conveniently on luxurious Earth, and then just beam to other parts of the galaxy instantly as missions required. It's a lot different when they're stuck on a ship in unknown territory, and if the ship goes down, they all die.

      Plus, having a ship lets them draw lots of parallels to navies and naval traditions.

    155. Re:Idiots by or-switch · · Score: 1
      There were examples of using tachyon particles to convey information when the subspace transceiver was down. They also use tachyons to spot cloaked ships, since the cloak somehow bends light around the ship, a tachyon particle would be the logical choice to see through the cloak.

      I also like how they did take into account basic physics where possible. For example, the transporters have an intertial compensator so when you transport from a ship orbiting a planet at about 13,000 miles and hour to the surface of a planet, you don't go skipping and bumping along the surface at Mach 17.

      They also considered the complications of space travel. Realzing that a ship would be subject to great forces when turning or jumping to warp, they created the 'inertial dampener' to compensate for the fact that jumping a ship to 100-times the speed of light would splatter the crew on the after bulkhead. This technology also featured prominently in battles where inertial dampeners would go off-line and the ship would shake terribly. They brought in real problems from physics, and then invented magical technology to address the problem with that bit of faith that maybe someday we'd understand our way out of that issue. This is much more rigorous and nuanced than the flagrant disregard for any reality the article's author is trying to address.

    156. Re:Idiots by or-switch · · Score: 1

      Really? Well, current scientific models suggest that at the current rate of environmental decay that in 100 years we won't even have gravity anymore. It'll seem pretty important then!

    157. Re:Idiots by hurfy · · Score: 1

      Just assume that there are minor losses in transit that don't affect communications but they don't want a few missing pieces of you ;)

      Afterall they DO have garbled or fuzzy video links sometimes don't they? Error correction on a picture phone must be easier than on a 3D living organism.

      Or maybe doing so would go over their monthly bandwidth cap ;)

    158. Re:Idiots by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Not any current scientific models I'm familiar with, and I'm a physicist.

    159. Re:Idiots by crgrace · · Score: 1

      My cousin's bones are sitting somewhere in North Vietnam after being shot down while flying an F-4... you insensitive clod!

    160. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      It's pronounced Trekkie. Fact Check'd!.

      Sorry, but no. I don't consider Gene Roddenberry the authority on how to pronounce the unofficial name of his unofficial fan club, and doubly not now that he's dead. The article to which you link makes it clear that this is an unresolved issue.

      It's OK. In Soviet Russia, facts check YOU!

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    161. Re:Idiots by ultranova · · Score: 1

      People shouldn't get their science from TV.

      But they do anyway, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. The question is: how to minimize the damage and maximize the benefit ?

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    162. Re:Idiots by HaMMeReD3 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, don't go into a fictional movie expecting to learn something.

      I don't get what the poster was complaining about, if movies had to be scientifically accurate they would most likely be way less entertaining.

    163. Re:Idiots by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      I'll bite: transporters that are not copiers. Physically and logically unsound. What seems to happen is that a person is dissassembled, the parts are transmitted and are being put together again. As the parts are just atoms, you can make duplicates of everything and thereby clone a person. This never happens in the Star Trek Universe, and I think I've seen an episode with some bullshit story why this cannot be done. I think I've even seen episodes where whole persons were, due to a malfunction, stored in a buffer for a while, so transporting seems to be information based. Transporters that cannot copy are physically unsound as it posits some mysterious and unphysical 'selfness' to individual atoms.

    164. Re:Idiots by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      Indeed, the voltage measurement is mainly psychological. Given the lack of eduction in physics of most people and their inability to juggle two numbers, voltage and amperes, at the same time, the clever engineers came up with a good scheme: as voltage is needed to determine what device can be powered by what source, that is the leading number. Now all you have to do is order danger by voltage: 1.5 volts to 9 volts for batteries, 12 volts for a car battery (already dangerous), and 110-240 volts for real danger, the psychological effect is reached. People associate the single number (voltage) with the danger associated with the device. This must have saved countless lives.

      Cue the electric bug swatter. When I told my significant other that it operated by transforming that innocent 1.5 volts battery to a staggering 1500 volts, she immediately though the thing would be lethal for more than bugs. I pointed at the power source and asked if she thought that this lovely little battery could kill. She looked at me, looked at the battery, thought a bit and rationally conceded the point. She however still makes damn sure she never touches the high voltage area.

    165. Re:Idiots by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      When I have found foreign-language-only documents that I wanted to read I was able to understand nearly all of the document. Whether I was trying to read software manuals from german, troubleshooting tips from Italian, or something from many other languages I have always been impressed with babelfish. Sometimes I get a laugh at stilted phrasing or unfortunate word choice, but it is an amazingly useful tool.

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    166. Re:Idiots by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that objects also cast shadows in a vacuum - such as when the shuttlecraft crossed in front of the Enterprise.
      I don't see the problem with shadows in a vacuum. You wouldn't have shadows in deep space since light is coming from all directions pretty much equally, but in the vicinity of a star you would have very dark shadows. Much more distinct than on a planet with an atmosphere to diffract light.

      One of the first things astronauts said about the moon landing was how dark shadows were.
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    167. Re:Idiots by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I wasn't really passing judgment on it either way, just providing an example that could be read by as many people as possible. I'm not fluent enough in German to translate it once and then translate it back myself, and if I did that, it would be a test of my talents as much as Babelfish's, so this was the best method I could choose.

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    168. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Actually, there was an episode of TNG where Riker was copied due to some transporter malfunction. They found his copy years later I believe because one copy was left on the planet and the other copy successfully beamed to the ship, so they didn't realize the error had occurred.

      But yeah, the idea that you can transport but not replicate doesn't make much sense. As long as you have some raw materials you can use to create the copy, it should be fairly simple.

    169. Re:Idiots by or-switch · · Score: 1

      It was a joke. Meant to be moderated as funny.

    170. Re:Idiots by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Star trek does have time travel though. It is just that in the main star trek era a very risky buisness involving close encounters with stars at warp speed and so is only done in really extreme situations.

      Several times they also make contact with those from the future who have better time travel capabilities.

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    171. Re:Idiots by or-switch · · Score: 1
      Actually, they have conserved momentum many times. There were several epsiodes where, for one reason or another, they couldn't use engines to propel themselves out of something so used a short burst of impulse power and let the inertia carry them to safety. They've even used gravitational slingshots, like sattelites use, to move and steer, and note that they even have to make small course corrections from time to time to account for passing near star's and other large gravitationaly dense bodies.

      Arguing whether or not they ignored this or that or co-opted new terms to sound cool isn't really the issue. The show dealt with socio-political issues that, if we were to buy into the plot, couldn't be shrouded in blatantly proposterous explanations of space travel. "Fire up the zoltron and let's get out of here!" By acknowledging, and often though not always, the issues with space travel (they did after all install 'inertial dampeners' to keep the crew from being splattered onto the aft bulkhead when the ship accelerated to light speed), and providing something of a solution to it, they did stoke the dreamers more, and perhaps helped the non-dreamers to dream a little, that the seemingly out there may be solvable. p And besides, the audience wouldn't have bought BS solutions to space travel. To put it in a modern context, we all would've shut of the TV is Scotty explained the transporter as, "A series of tubes." These even became interesting plot devices. In a Voyager episode, the transporter's 'pattern buffer' where a person's pattern is stored before reassembly (I suppose by some kind of quantum entaglement phenomenon) was used to temporariliy hide telepaths they were helping smuggle across a border (a-la-underground railroad). I like that they used often used their own made-up technology consistently to address the social commentary plots from time to time.

    172. Re:Idiots by iamacat · · Score: 1

      We do actually, it just involves non-inertial frames of reference. Roller-coasters do a good job of both generating and counteracting gravity. What we are having a little trouble with is generating impulse in a closed system.

    173. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Also, I personally like the idea of wormhole-style transporting better, where some type of interdimensional rift or wormhole or whatever is created and the person gets transported through that, rather than this molecular dis/re-assembly idea.

    174. Re:Idiots by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Trek plot-lines involved an awful lot of really big disaster scenarios. By the movies, something so big, so tragic that even very poorly understood time travel might look worth the risk was happening quite frequently. They traveled back in time to save the Earth from one alien probe (ST 4 -Quest for Whales), so why didn't they consider it with V'ger? (ST 1 - Quest for Boring Uniforms)? Or why not risk it to stop the Klingon moon from blowing up? (ST 6 - Quest for Shakespeare References) - Even if the Federation wouldn't, why didn't some Klingon commander risk it? Let me guess, there's something in the tech manuals about why the Klingon's warp drives don't allow time travel?

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    175. Re:Idiots by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Very roughly around 200 years ago, Bishop Berkely was able to argue against the very existence of Matter with some real conviction. After all, the properties we observed directly were never common to all matter. Watter was wet, but not all stuff was wet. Some things were hard, some brittle, some flexible, some red, some noisy, etc. You could say a whole group of things were solid, or liquid, but just how solid was another question when solid meant 'resisting being crushed' as much, maybe more than it meant 'not changing shape despite being on a slope', and you weren't sure yet which was more fundamental. The systemizable properties common to all matter weren't known, only the arbitrary, quirky ones.
            Atoms were treated as a theoretical construct after Dalton. Many Chemists thought they were a nice mathematical trick that simplified calculations, but not necessarily real things. Einstein's paper on Brownian motion in 1905 is considered the first real proof that Dalton's atoms were real in the same sense macroscale stuff is real. Right now, the state vectors of Quantum Mechanics are still being treated as atoms were in the 1800's - very useful as math, but not necessarily real things. Will there soon be a paper that shows QM entities definitely can be regarded as physically real things? (Or that they definitely cannot?)

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    176. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      One of the things that are different today from 200 years ago is the widespread acceptance of scientific methodology.

      Maybe in your country, but not here in the USA. We still believe the Earth is 6000 years old.

      I think we started accepting scientific methodology 100 years ago or so, and kept accepting it through the 50s, but it's been on a big downward slide ever since.

    177. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      What, you don't remember trivial throwaway details in a multi-year series? Wait, is it weird to do that? Ah, crap....am I weird again?

    178. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. If it weren't for differing sentence structure, verb order, etc, you'd be correct. Essentially, if languages were just different words for the same things, it would be that way. However, some concepts don't exist in some languages, and translating best guesses will not always result in good re-translations. For this reason, it isn't a good measurement at all. The only way to get a good measurement would be to find a piece that has been translated by a professional, and then perform one-way translations in each direction and then compare to the version translated by a professional.

    179. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Well, that would certainly be one explanation. How about aliens with technology so advanced that they could modify their (or our) DNA dynamically? That would do it, too. Point being, it's pretty silly to unquestioningly accept aliens, starflight, etc, and then balk at something like reproduction between species. "Yes, I'll believe in aliens, but I'll NEVER believe that they would buy Hondas!" Just seems bass-ackwards.

    180. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      If they're in low orbit, 100 miles or so, atmosperic drag will slow them down and eventually they'll crash. But Trekky ships are usually shown well above that. In any case it takes months or years, not hours as in Trek.

      Point, but who has months to watch an hour-long show? Time dilation is not only common to TV shows, it's absolutely essential. Plus, I didn't see anything about time frame in the post to which I responded.

      It won't be identical with human DNA, Thus no interbreeding.

      Well, that's your assertion. My rebuttal is: how the hell do you KNOW it won't be the same? I mean, sure, it's HIGHLY UNLIKELY that it would be the same, but then again it's HIGHLY UNLIKELY that life would ever exist in the first place, yet here we are. In fact, your observed that 'aliens are just humans with bumps on their foreheads'; well, do you think the bump would interfere with procreation? I see that as actually strengthening the case for humaliens, not weakening it as you appear to believe.

    181. Re:Idiots by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I'm going to be exactly that rigorous making a quick point on Slashdot, since a quick point and a funny mod are that important to me. Besides, your way doesn't work either, because there is more than one equally good way to translate a given set of text, and it wouldn't be immediately easy to tell whether the translator under test was bad or just different.

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    182. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      I'm just saying that the method you chose was guaranteed to produce the results you wanted, not the ones you claimed you were after. That's all. My method is not perfect, of course, but it is much better than yours. Given your objection, the only modification needed would be a larger sample size. Trends would emerge, pointing to the answer. I'm not suggesting that you go out and do it, or that you should have gone out and done it. I'm just pointing out the flaws with your method and suggesting one that would work. Whether you use it or not makes no difference to me. I'm sure not going to.

    183. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe in your country, but not here in the USA. We still believe the Earth is 6000 years old.

      Sigh. Where's the moderation option for +1 Funny Because It's True?

    184. Re:Idiots by makuabob · · Score: 1
      Easy there, Big Fella!

      There's a lot less wrong with the physics in Star Trek than in the 'plots' of the episodes.

      Gene Roddenberry was working from the physics of Burkhard Heim, a disabled scientist who lost both hands, as well as most of his sight and hearing, in an explosives handling accident sometime in the mid-1940s. Heim understood that mankind will not get to the stars on combustion-type space vehicles. He worked to comprehend the nature of all and discovered this is NOT a WYSIWYG universe!

      Additional dimensions--initially, two more to explain his "warp-drive" physics, then another two for a Theory of Everything, and then four (a total of twelve) for all particle states and interactions--were invoked to explain things that were out of sight and unavailable due to their 'folded' nature.

      In the past few years, non-Newtonian gravitational fields--reversible fields!--have been created and detected in the laboratory using super-conducting materials (no, not di-lithium crystals!). The effect is between 20 to 30 ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE greater than anything General Relativity predicted.

      To quote Bob Dylan (a.k.a., Bob Zimmerman), "The times, they are a changin'!"

      And, Hey!, I got a LOT of my science from TV. Too bad Mr. Wizard (may he rest in peace) has no equal these days. (Sorry, Bill Nye. You may be a 'science guy,' but you're no Mr. Wizard.)

    185. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that would certainly be one explanation. How about aliens with technology so advanced that they could modify their (or our) DNA dynamically?

      "The facts of life: to make an alteration in the evolvment of an organic life system is fatal. A coding sequence cannot be revised once it has been established."

      "Why not?"

      "Because by the second day of incubation, any cells that have undergone reversion mutations give rise to revertant colonies, like rats leaving a sinking ship. Then the ship... sinks."

      I have no idea whether Tyrell's speech makes any biological sense, but he gets the point across! :)

    186. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't be identical with human DNA, Thus no interbreeding.
      Well, that's your assertion. My rebuttal is: how the hell do you KNOW it won't be the same? I mean, sure, it's HIGHLY UNLIKELY that it would be the same, but then again it's HIGHLY UNLIKELY that life would ever exist in the first place, yet here we are.

      Simple, the evolution of DNA is a branching process, not a convergent one. Genes rise and fall in frequency within a population, and populations that become isolated from each other never keep the same gene pools. Eventually they become so different they can't interbreed anymore - they speciate.

      Now the idea that a population of organisms on another world, isolated from us from its very beginning, would be able to interbreed with humans, even if they were based on the same RNA/DNA as earth, with the same chirality, is so absurdly improbable that it borders on nonsense. Sure, they could be the same just by pure chance - the same chance that monkeys are going to fly out of my butt!

      Your 'rebuttal' is nothing but magical hand-waving.

    187. Re:Idiots by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I find it humorous when babelfish comes up with awkward phrasing that I have actually heard a foreigner use.

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    188. Re:Idiots by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      That's nothing compared to lack of nuclear force. Imagine just being a mush of elementary particles with no elements.

    189. Re:Idiots by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      We may not be able to generate strong gravitational radiation, but we certainly have a clue of how it's done and have evidence for it.
      The problem is that gravitational forces are so weak, but get me a couple of heavy neutron stars and black holes, and then we're talking.

    190. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      We may not be able to generate strong gravitational radiation, but we certainly have a clue of how it's done and have evidence for it.

      How? Last time I checked, gravitation was caused by the presence of mass, but that certainly doesn't explain much. Why does mass create gravity? Is it because it distorts the space-time continuum as Einstein thought? And then gravity isn't even real, it's just a perceived effect of the distortion? Or is it something else?

    191. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Armageddon: Space Shuttle going behind the moon (where it could never get) with its main engines running full blast (with no external fuel tank, it having been left behind after lift-off), then landing on a jagged lump of rock (during which an external fuel tank might have been a problem) and taking off again (with no exter..., etc.). Still an entertaining movie, but not fifteen seconds of science in the whole thing.

    192. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite examples is an old story about improvements made in making better glass out of alumina. The story submission title, of course, was Transparent aluminum is here. Now of course alumina is aluminum oxide, which is used all the time to make windows,

      Reference please? Last time I checked, glass was made out of silicon dioxide (SiO2), not any form of aluminum.

      There is something called ALON, or aluminum oxynitride, which is a transparent ceramic and is being used experimentally for windows in armored vehicles by the military. It only costs $20,000 per square meter. So it looks to me like "transparent aluminum", or something fairly similar, has actually been achieved now.

      The Slashdot article you referenced was also about a transparent material with aluminum in it, but it's only transparent at certain wavelengths.

      Listen folks, just because you have an interest in science doesn't mean you should open your mouths and show us all how little you understand.

      It looks like you should take some of your own advice.

    193. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Look moron, when did I ever say interstellar dust would bring anything to a full and complete stop? I only said that the friction is significant at very high speeds (near c).

      Do you know how to read?

    194. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      And, by your logic, one could claim that may be someday we'll make a new discovery that would allow us to jump busses from overpasses.

      Maybe, but how does that affect the early 1990s? That's when Speed was released. No such technology existed back then (or now), so portraying it in a movie set in the current day is ridiculous.

      My point is that if, to make sense, you have to conjecture new scientific advances that completely overturn verified principles of physics, what you're doing is not science. So:

      No one said it's science. It's science fiction. There's a big difference. The overturning of currently-accepted physics, and thus the "suspension of disbelief" needed for the story to work, is allowed because of hypothetical technology and science advances. You can't do this with non-science-fiction, because we already know what's possible according to today's laws of physics. It's like having a Western with phasers instead of Colt 45s; would such a story be believable? Of course not, because we know that phasers didn't exist then (and don't know). But having phasers in a Western is no more ridiculous than a Western where people jump through glass windows unscathed, or bullets richochet with sparks. These are just as impossible.

    195. Re:Idiots by king-manic · · Score: 1

      heres what you wrote about someone accusing the ships in Star Trek traveling like an airplane:


      I definitely don't remember anything about stopping just by killing the engines (not in ST at least). However, at speeds which are a significant fraction of c, the friction from interstellar dust and hydrogen atoms is significant. Space isn't a pure vacuum you know (or do you?).


      So either the bolded part is a non-sequitur having nothing to do about what he was talking about, or your implying that space dust had enough friction to significantly slow or stop a ship.

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    196. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It was just a side point. I wanted to dispel any notions that space is a perfect vacuum and that there is zero friction. Your analogy of a baseball in the atmosphere is a good illustration.

      Sorry if that wasn't clear, but this is Slashdot, not an academic paper.

    197. Re:Idiots by king-manic · · Score: 1

      sorry to be so abrasive. My reply came out a lot more insulting then I had wished.

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    198. Re:Idiots by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      My point is that if, to make sense, you have to conjecture new scientific advances that completely overturn verified principles of physics, what you're doing is not science. No one said it's science. It's science fiction.

      It appears, then, that the fundamental disagreement is over use of the term "science fiction." To me, the term describes fiction that is grounded in scientific understanding, and explores the evolution of science and technology as it affects the characters. By my standard, "Star Trek" is not science fiction. It is a drama that uses throws around scientific and pseudo-scientific jargon to establish the setting for its character-driven stories, and implicitly assumes the non-validity of established, verifiable fundamental concepts of physics such as relativity and quantum mechanics. Heisenberg "compensators," indeed.

      The classic example of this is the transporter. In science fiction (by my understanding of the term), attention would be paid to the device itself, and its implications. An attempt would be given to explain its operation in light of current scientific understanding, and perhaps some attention would be paid to the personal identity issues raised by dematerializing and rematerializing the subject.

      In Star Trek, the transporter was created by the producers as a money-saving device, and used as a plot device without any regard for continuity or implication. This makes for great entertainment, but doesn't count as "science fiction" in my book.

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    199. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      and implicitly assumes the non-validity of established, verifiable fundamental concepts of physics such as relativity and quantum mechanics.

      Which one? The two are at odds. There's a reason physicists are trying to find a unifying theory, because neither one works completely.

      The classic example of this is the transporter. In science fiction (by my understanding of the term), attention would be paid to the device itself, and its implications. An attempt would be given to explain its operation in light of current scientific understanding, and perhaps some attention would be paid to the personal identity issues raised by dematerializing and rematerializing the subject.

      Where have you ever found any "science fiction" which does this? By current scientific principles, the "transporter" technology is simply impossible. If it weren't, someone probably would have built one by now. That's the problem with your definition of "science fiction": if it's already possible, then it would be invented already. You're looking for authors to invent new and practical technologies according to today's understanding of science. That works for some stories set in the near future, but not anything beyond that unless you accept drastic limitations on what's possible: no spaceships travelling to distant planets (not within one person's lifetime at least), etc. You might be able to write some stories about generation ships or whatever, or maybe asteroid mining within the Solar System, but definitely nothing about a group of characters that stays constant travelling to other planets without aging several decades or more in the process. For that, you MUST have FTL travel; there's no way around it.

      I really don't see how ST had no regard for continuity or implication as you charge with the transporter. Sure, it was a money- and time-saving device (it's a lot cooler to see them step onto transporter pads than pile into a shuttlecraft every episode), but I don't see the drawbacks you say. There were some issues raised about it at some points: what happens when it fails? What happens when a weird accident happens? There were a few episodes like that. I won't say they completely made sense (if the original molecules are supposed to be transmitted to the remote location and reassembled, not just a copy, how did a copy of Riker get made in that one episode?), but they still raised the issue.

      My whole point in this is that real science and physics gets a much better treatment on Star Trek than on most movies set in modern-day or even the past. They invent these plot devices to get around things that would make the story utterly impossible (FTL, inertial dampers, etc.), but otherwise are fairly accurate as far as movies go. There's nothing on the order of jumping through glass windows unscathed, which is blatantly ridiculous and even dangerous (many people don't realize you can't do that, and if they ever had to in an emergency, might try it instead of breaking the window with a chair first). Yet people jump through glass windows on TV shows and movies all the time and no one complains, yet bring up physics on Star Trek and it turns into a thread with hundreds of comments arguing whether today's accepted understanding of physics will ever be overturned.

    200. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      As I said before, it's NO MORE unlikely than the idea that all of the various coincidences that would need to occur for life to spring from notlife would occur. Yet, here we are. I notice you did not address the very salient point that since we have no idea what alien technology is, it is pretty stupid to claim that we know what it is not. Therefore, it is certainly possible that alien technology could manipulate DNA. I'm not saying it's likely, I'm saying that given the complete lack of any evidence of alien technology, it is stupid to state definitively what that technology is or is not capable of. What sort of non 'magical hand-waving' would you like? Repeatable scientific test results? What planet are YOU living on?

    201. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Well, with our technology, sure. How can we say what alien tech would be? We don't have any basis of comparison. Maybe it's cake for them. Maybe it's impossible. Who can say? People on slashdot, apparently.

    202. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I said before, it's NO MORE unlikely than the idea that all of the various coincidences that would need to occur for life to spring from notlife would occur.

      On the contrary, since we don't know what conditions and processes (or as you say, 'coincidences') led to abiogenesis, we have no idea how unlikely it really is. All the calculations you see done are based on random combinations of atoms forming complex proteins and so forth, something that nobody is suggesting is the way life actually came about. But we do know that genes in populations diverge, that's the facts of life.

      So, given what we know about genetics, there is NO WAY aliens would be compatible with us, it's not just far-fetched, it's downright silly. Yet you go on insisting "it COULD be true!" Sure, and the next time I drop a bowling ball, it COULD go flying upward into space rather than falling to the ground, but I wouldn't count on it!

      I notice you did not address the very salient point that since we have no idea what alien technology is, it is pretty stupid to claim that we know what it is not. Therefore, it is certainly possible that alien technology could manipulate DNA.

      So, you're suggesting that an alien race could make a 'designer child' from alien DNA and human DNA? In what sense is that 'interbreeding' rather than 'engineering'? I don't believe this was ever suggested on the show as a solution. They just take for granted half-breed characters like Spock, with the implication that he was conceived the "old fashioned way."

      I'm not saying it's likely, I'm saying that given the complete lack of any evidence of alien technology, it is stupid to state definitively what that technology is or is not capable of. What sort of non 'magical hand-waving' would you like? Repeatable scientific test results?
      I'll concede that aliens interbreeding doesn't technically violate any laws of physics, but I think you need to recognize just how implausible it is. Technology can't magically make such problems go away, alien or not, and Star Trek has a proud history of glossing over such problems. That's why it's more fantasy than science, and your defense of it is likewise.
    203. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      So, given what we know about genetics,

      This is the problem which I have with your position. You are asking me to accept your authority over a situation which doesn't exist. Given what we know about aliens, they don't exist. Yet, if aliens DID exist, then "what we know" wouldn't be a very good measure, would it? Therefore it's useless to speculate about the capabilities of something with which we have absolutely no experience. I DID state that it would be unlikely, but I don't see where it would be impossible.
      Now, as to your analogy: Do you interact with aliens with the same regularity with which you interact with bowling balls? Your expectations for how bowling balls behave is based upon many factors with which you have familiarity. What I am saying is: how do you know that an alien bowling ball WOULDN'T go flying upward into space? Again, it might be unlikely, but it's stupid to place limits on that which is unknown. I'm not suggesting that technology would *magically* fix anything. However, to someone from ancient Greece, a car might very well seem like magic. Does that mean that a car 'magically' fixes transportation problems?

      So, you're suggesting that an alien race could make a 'designer child' from alien DNA and human DNA? In what sense is that 'interbreeding' rather than 'engineering'? I don't believe this was ever suggested on the show as a solution. They just take for granted half-breed characters like Spock, with the implication that he was conceived the "old fashioned way."

      No, I'm not suggesting that. I'm suggesting that we really can't say what the limits of alien technology would be, considering that we have absolutely no experience with it. Anything more is your attempt as straw-manning my argument. Please tell me how you know exactly what alien technology could or could not do. Then tell me why I am supposed to believe that you have knowledge no one else on Earth has.

      I'll concede that aliens interbreeding doesn't technically violate any laws of physics, but I think you need to recognize just how implausible it is.

      Aha! Here we reach the crux of the matter. I believe you need to read up on the difference between 'implausible' and 'impossible'. That should fix your problem. I never claimed it was plausible or even likely or anything like that. I simply claimed that it wasn't impossible. Have a great day!

    204. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I am saying is: how do you know that an alien bowling ball WOULDN'T go flying upward into space? Again, it might be unlikely, but it's stupid to place limits on that which is unknown.

      I guess it depends on your expectations for the show, as Gene Roddenberry was adamant that everything had to be scientifically plausible, otherwise it wouldn't "smell right." Given that, Star Trek was largely about exploring how people cope with the unknown. We know that the bowling ball should fall; what do you do when it doesn't fall?

      Star Trek has dealt with the mystical and magical since its very beginning: the aliens in "The Cage" could create illusions in the minds of humans, and "Where No Man Has Gone Before" dealt with ESP/telekinesis.

      However, that doesn't excuse the disregard for science and physics in the background, as opposed to the extraordinary events that are the focus of the story. Spock's birth is portrayed as a normal, typical event when it should be hailed as extraordinary, fantastical, previously-thought-impossible.

      That's my main peeve with the show, the writers hand-wave whenever it suits them, and cry "how do you KNOW? It's ALIEN technology!" Well, it's not unreasonable to assume that the same physical restrictions apply to aliens as apply to us. Technology can provide some solutions, for example warp drive or the transporter, which are theoretically possible given enough energy and a way to manipulate it. Actually, the transporter cheats by not having a device on the receiving end.

      Anyway, if you think alien interbreeding is made more plausible by technology, then please explain how. You talked about 'manipulating DNA' which is genetic engineering. So far all you've done is say "we don't know what they have, it COULD be possible." Well, no, it couldn't - that's my point. If you are willing to brush aside all scientific plausibility, then you might as well make the entire Star Trek universe magical and have done with it. Actually, that's pretty much what the writers did; they just dressed up the magic with technical-sounding jargon.

    205. Re:Idiots by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      An observed effect of gravitational radiation

      It's not all that different from electromagnetic radiation, except that the forces are always attracting (so there is no anti-gravity). You have the radiation, and the charge carriers.
      Of course, we cannot just synthesize gravitation from nothing, the same as with electrical charge. (Except of course by synthesising (or rather converting) particles of matter, which again have a specific electrical chrage)

    206. Re:Idiots by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      I think you're making my point there. The authors could speculate about the effects of a scientific break-through, or they could just retell WWII stories with a veneer of space stuff. Yeah, it would be a different story. That's the whole point.

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      -Dave
    207. Re:Idiots by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think you're making my point there. The authors could speculate about the effects of a scientific break-through, or they could just retell WWII stories with a veneer of space stuff. Yeah, it would be a different story. That's the whole point.

      I think you're greatly minimizing the types of stories told using spaceships rather than infinite-range transporters. Most sci-fi I've read that uses spaceships deals with exploration of the unknown, issues of isolation, first contact with other civilizations, and many more important issues. They certainly aren't just a bunch of war stories.

      Besides, the transporter thing doesn't seem to realistic. It's only useful if you already know exactly where you're going. With a ship, you can explore places you haven't been before, and which you may not be able to chart accurately from a distance for some reason (after all, you're limited to light-speed if you're just going to observe from afar, and it takes thousands to millions of years for light to travel from other parts of our own galaxy to Earth. That planet you're "beaming" to may have been destroyed by a supernova recently.)

    208. Re:Idiots by Jonner · · Score: 1
      Yes, I was confused if you said "transformer" when you really meant "DC to DC converter". If those terms were commonly used interchangeably, perhaps I wouldn't have been confused. I was also confused by this statement:

      I could connect a 2V battery to a transformer and get 120V. But it wouldn't last very long.
      If you were really trying to emphasize that the voltage of a battery does not determine its energy capacity, you would have stated that the duration would depend on both the voltage and current of the load.
    209. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Well, no, it couldn't - that's my point. If you are willing to brush aside all scientific plausibility, then you might as well make the entire Star Trek universe magical and have done with it. Actually, that's pretty much what the writers did; they just dressed up the magic with technical-sounding jargon.

      See, here's my problem: You completely brush aside all the impossible politics on the show, and then balk at the scientific. You demand strict scientific accuracy, but don't care about the apparent fact that somehow, they made a cashless society work. My point is: if you're willing to believe that humans would work together on a universal level for no personal gain, you should be willing to believe that aliens can mate with humans. Besides, Spock wasn't the only half-human half-vulcan. That suggests to me that they found a way to make it happen...remember, please, that horniness is one of the most powerful drivers of technology there is. See: VCRs, DVDs, cable, and the internet. Where there's a will, there's a way.

    210. Re:Idiots by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      jonner,

          Good points - I'll try to be more clear next time :)

    211. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You completely brush aside all the impossible politics on the show, and then balk at the scientific. You demand strict scientific accuracy, but don't care about the apparent fact that somehow, they made a cashless society work.

      Oh, I get it now... you're trolling. :-P

      I'm going to turn the tables on you and demand some proof that the politics on the show are "impossible." After all culture is much more malleable than physics and biology.

    212. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Umm, okay. Every single time ever that socialism has been tried (outside of small communes), it has failed miserably due to human greed, laziness, and incompetence. Therefore it is reasonable to posit that utopian societies can not exist, unless a fundamental shift in human nature occurs. I find it far more believable that we will find technology to manipulate DNA than some way to manipulate human nature. Unless, of course, we find that genetics influences human nature, in which case their obvious change to human nature in the show indicates the ability to manipulate DNA, which then renders interbreeding with aliens more plausible. So, take your pick. Either the politics are absurd, or they are dead-on accurate, which points to the technological ability to manipulate DNA. Your choice.

    213. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every single time ever that socialism has been tried (outside of small communes), it has failed miserably due to human greed, laziness, and incompetence. Therefore it is reasonable to posit that utopian societies can not exist, unless a fundamental shift in human nature occurs.

      Right. "x has never existed before, therefore x cannot exist." "People have always been x, so they can never be not x." Good logic.

      Come on, apply at least equal rigor to your own assertion as you did to the other guy's.

      I find it far more believable that we will find technology to manipulate DNA than some way to manipulate human nature.

      You still haven't explained how DNA manipulation (genetic engineering) could make interbreeding with aliens possible. By assuming that it could, you are begging the question. There's no reason to think the aliens would even have DNA!

      Either the politics are absurd, or they are dead-on accurate.

      False dichotomy, black-and-white thinking, disqualified.

    214. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Right. "x has never existed before, therefore x cannot exist." "People have always been x, so they can never be not x." Good logic.

      I learned it by watching you. Remember, you said 'We have not been able to modify DNA, therefore it cannot be modified'. Besides, I didn't say people could never be x, I said that WITHOUT some sort of serious impetus, people wouldn't change. There's no fallacy there.

      Come on, apply at least equal rigor to your own assertion as you did to the other guy's.

      Back atcha, baby.

      You still haven't explained how DNA manipulation (genetic engineering) could make interbreeding with aliens possible.

      That's because I don't know. You still haven't explained why technology you've never seen cannot do what you don't want it to. I don't have to explain the actual mechanism, merely point out that we don't know the capabilities of unknown technology (which seems fairly obvious to me, but you're apparently having some trouble grasping the concept).

      By assuming that it could, you are begging the question.

      You are attempting to re-frame my argument such that it is easily bestable. That is known as the straw man fallacy. I simply stated that we CAN'T SAY what the capabilities of alien technology ARE OR ARE NOT. You are claiming that I made a definitive statement where none was made. I did not beg that particular question. I have in fact addressed it several times in this thread.

      There's no reason to think the aliens would even have DNA!

      And thus no way to know whether what they DO have would be compatible with our DNA or not. So, at every turn your arguments only serve to strengthen my position. I don't really need the help, but it is appreciated.

      False dichotomy, black-and-white thinking, disqualified.

      Not all dichotomies are false, you know. Still, you're right. That one was an appeal to humor rather than logos. Of course, that's why it missed you entirely.

    215. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned it by watching you. Remember, you said 'We have not been able to modify DNA, therefore it cannot be modified.

      I never said anything of the sort. My entire argument is that alien DNA (or whatever equivalent they have) is so unlikely to be naturally compatible with human DNA that it can be written off as impossible. Have a sense of perspective, will you? Human-alien interbreeding is laughable compared with the possibility of changing human cultural mores to allow the politics of Star Trek.

      Besides, I didn't say people could never be x, I said that WITHOUT some sort of serious impetus, people wouldn't change. There's no fallacy there.

      You said that the politics of Star Trek are impossible, not just unlikely. I'm just holding you to your own standard.

      You also seem to find technological solutions to be more palatable than social ones. Did it occur to you that socialist systems on earth have failed because they didn't solve the problem of scarcity? In the Star Trek universe, they have replicators and nobody wants for anything. The problem of distribution of wealth may become a non-issue when technology allows everyone to have all they need.

      Come on, apply at least equal rigor to your own assertion as you did to the other guy's.
      Back atcha, baby.

      I'll take that as an admission that you were bluffing, and you don't have a hand worth anything.

      There's no reason to think the aliens would even have DNA!
      And thus no way to know whether what they DO have would be compatible with our DNA or not. So, at every turn your arguments only serve to strengthen my position. I don't really need the help, but it is appreciated.

      Bah. "It COULD be true!!" Only in a magical universe - more hand-waving and wishful thinking. You're talking about something like drawing the same lottery number twice in a row from a pool of 10^1000 possibilities. If you find this plausible, you're beyond help.

      You still haven't explained how DNA manipulation (genetic engineering) could make interbreeding with aliens possible.
      That's because I don't know. You still haven't explained why technology you've never seen cannot do what you don't want it to.

      Knowing the requirements of the problem doesn't require knowledge of a solution. Making an alien-human baby would basically require turning the human into an alien or vice versa, unless the genetic makeup of the aliens were already nearly human, a possibility we can already dismiss for obvious reasons. Even you admitted that much.

      You are attempting to re-frame my argument such that it is easily bestable. That is known as the straw man fallacy. I simply stated that we CAN'T SAY what the capabilities of alien technology ARE OR ARE NOT.

      And you introduced a red herring with the argument that technology could solve the problem, implying it would be plausible simply because we don't know what the technology is. This is a solution never even hinted at by Star Trek, so you're already re-framing the argument away from the original point (which you can't refute, because you know you're wrong) - Star Trek takes it for granted that aliens and humans can interbreed, with no explanation whatever.

      Not all dichotomies are false, you know.

      I didn't say all dichotomies are false! If they all were, I would have just said "dichotomy." :)

      Still, you're right. That one was an appeal to humor rather than logos. Of course, that's why it missed you entirely.

      Oh, you meant that as a joke? Heh. Good one. Only it's funny for different reasons than you think!

    216. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1
      I never said anything of the sort. My entire argument is that alien DNA (or whatever equivalent they have) is so unlikely to be naturally compatible with human DNA that it can be written off as impossible.

      Who ever said anything about NATURAL compatibility? I have mentioned multiple times the possibility of manipulation. That would not be natural, thus you are moving the goal posts now that you have been exposed. Besides, I never said it was LIKELY, I said it wasn't impossible. You are claiming that (false dichotomy alert) if something doesn't occur naturally then it is impossible. Tell that to those apricot-plum hybrids I always see in the grocery store.

      You said that the politics of Star Trek are impossible, not just unlikely. I'm just holding you to your own standard.

      I did nothing of the sort. Here is my quote:

      Every single time ever that socialism has been tried (outside of small communes), it has failed miserably due to human greed, laziness, and incompetence. Therefore it is reasonable to posit that utopian societies can not exist, unless a fundamental shift in human nature occurs.

      Where in there did I say "impossible"? If that wasn't the quote you were referring to, please back up your statement.

      You also seem to find technological solutions to be more palatable than social ones. Did it occur to you that socialist systems on earth have failed because they didn't solve the problem of scarcity?

      Technological solutions are generally more reliable than societal ones. I prefer things which work. If that's your definition of palatable, then so be it. Did it occur to YOU that scarcity is hardly the only problem with communism? Ineptness and laziness as well as petty personal power struggles/politics have as much if not more to do with it.

      In the Star Trek universe, they have replicators and nobody wants for anything. The problem of distribution of wealth may become a non-issue when technology allows everyone to have all they need.

      And you think that freing people from the necessity to work would somehow cause them to WANT to work? Now, I'm not saying it's impossible, mind. I'm just wondering how you arrived at that conclusion.

      I'll take that as an admission that you were bluffing, and you don't have a hand worth anything.

      Why would you take it that way? Is that how you meant YOUR statement? Because I was merely echoing your statement.

      Bah. "It COULD be true!!" Only in a magical universe - more hand-waving and wishful thinking. You're talking about something like drawing the same lottery number twice in a row from a pool of 10^1000 possibilities. If you find this plausible, you're beyond help.

      And once again you are such the expert on alien unknown technology that you can compare it to known quantities. Why? Because you just know! The chances of you being correct are like the chances of writing the Great American Novel by throwing a typewriter down a hill. See? I can do that too.

      Knowing the requirements of the problem doesn't require knowledge of a solution.

      In other words, you are right no matter what even when you have absolutely no knowledge in the area in question. Nice.

      Making an alien-human baby would basically require turning the human into an alien or vice versa, unless the genetic makeup of the aliens were already nearly human, a possibility we can already dismiss for obvious reasons.

      Another false dichotomy. Unless x, y. Except that there are other possibilities. You just refuse to admit to them, and would have me believe that I have not admitted to them either.

      Even you admitted that much.

      I did not admit that it was the only solution, as you are implying. I did state that it would be unlikely for aliens to have similar DNA to humans, but I did not say it was impossible and I did not say that similar DNA is the only way humans and aliens could possibly breed. You are entirely leaving ou

    217. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never said anything of the sort. My entire argument is that alien DNA (or whatever equivalent they have) is so unlikely to be naturally compatible with human DNA that it can be written off as impossible.

      Who ever said anything about NATURAL compatibility? I have mentioned multiple times the possibility of manipulation. That would not be natural, thus you are moving the goal posts now that you have been exposed. Besides, I never said it was LIKELY, I said it wasn't impossible. You are claiming that (false dichotomy alert) if something doesn't occur naturally then it is impossible. Tell that to those apricot-plum hybrids I always see in the grocery store.

      The original poster, 1u3hr, complained about humans and aliens that could interbreed, saying "It won't be identical with human DNA, Thus no interbreeding." You replied: "My rebuttal is: how the hell do you KNOW it won't be the same?" You were clearly talking about natural compatibility at the beginning, which is where I butted in to refute the point.

      Speaking of moving the goal posts, that's the ONLY approach you've taken. When called on natural compatibility, you brought in a technological argument. When called on that, you switched to a political argument. You must have learned your debating tactics from the Dittohead club.

      You said that the politics of Star Trek are impossible, not just unlikely. I'm just holding you to your own standard.

      I did nothing of the sort.

      Liar.

      Here is my quote:

      Every single time ever that socialism has been tried (outside of small communes), it has failed miserably due to human greed, laziness, and incompetence. Therefore it is reasonable to posit that utopian societies can not exist, unless a fundamental shift in human nature occurs.

      Where in there did I say "impossible"? If that wasn't the quote you were referring to, please back up your statement.

      You said: "You completely brush aside all the impossible politics on the show, and then balk at the scientific."

      You also seem to find technological solutions to be more palatable than social ones. Did it occur to you that socialist systems on earth have failed because they didn't solve the problem of scarcity?

      Technological solutions are generally more reliable than societal ones. I prefer things which work. If that's your definition of palatable, then so be it. Did it occur to YOU that scarcity is hardly the only problem with communism? Ineptness and laziness as well as petty personal power struggles/politics have as much if not more to do with it.

      You said: "You demand strict scientific accuracy, but don't care about the apparent fact that somehow, they made a cashless society work." I don't see anything in there about ineptness, laziness, or power struggles. You're dodging again. "I know I said x, but that really meant y."

      In the Star Trek universe, they have replicators and nobody wants for anything. The problem of distribution of wealth may become a non-issue when technology allows everyone to have all they need.

      And you think that freing people from the necessity to work would somehow cause them to WANT to work? Now, I'm not saying it's impossible, mind. I'm just wondering how you arrived at that conclusion.

      I grew up in a Scandinavian community which valued the work ethic more than wealth. It was frowned upon socially to fight for personal gain at the expense of your neighbors. Working for the community good was encouraged. Now, I realize that doesn't mean a global socialistic system could work, but it does demonstrate the principle that social mores can be manipulated to overcome "human nature." No genetic modification necessary.

    218. Re:Idiots by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Guess I can't string you along any more. You got me. I am guilty. Every logical fallacy you have ascribed to me, (almost), I have committed. Like I said, you provided some needed distraction at work. Still, I did pull you into a few yourself. I don't know if you'd admit it, but it's ok if you don't. I was going to continue, but you obviously put so much thought into that last reply that I couldn't bring myself to do it. I'm not sure whether I was afraid you wouldn't bother to respond... or that you would. Well played, sir, well played. Very few people hang more than 5 or 6 replies. Of course, I did it all logged in, like a man does. But that's ok, no one says you have to subscribe to my values. Not everyone can manage excellent karma while not using the karma bonus and while only posting logged in. Why, no, I didn't just break my arm patting myself on the back. I'm double-jointed.

  2. Not new by gronofer · · Score: 1

    ...but is it really the root of a growing problem of poor science & math among students?
    I don't think so. I remember being similarly irritated by stupid plot details 20 years ago. Hollywood has never had a clue about physics.
    1. Re:Not new by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      Mod this one up as far as it goes. I remember physics class in high school discussing the problems from 20+ years ago. Come on... it's hollywood people... let's get it through our thick skulls.

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    2. Re:Not new by Sique · · Score: 1

      Hollywood (and also any story-producing entity) never has any clue about whatever field you specialize in. That's why you work in your field, and storytellers tell stories to people who have no clue either about the field you work in.

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  3. Oh please.. by AskChopper · · Score: 1

    I grew up with Ghostbusters and Star Wars but I never once thought that when I grew up I'd be creeping around old libraries with a Nuclear Device as a backback or tickling an Ewok under its chin while flying my spaceship around like it was a jet fighter.

    Some people just worry too much and can't face the simple fact that plently of people out there are just plain stupid. Always have been, always will be.

    This is why we need "Mind your Head" signs and warnings not to remove game cartridges or turn off the power when saving your game..

    That said if showing some kids a 2 minute clip of Superman gets them to sit their ass down through a whole Physics lecture they wouldn't normally have attended then it certainly isn't a bad thing.

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    1. Re:Oh please.. by davinc · · Score: 1

      >I grew up with Ghostbusters and Star Wars but I never once thought that when I grew up I'd be creeping around old libraries with a Nuclear Device as a backback or tickling an Ewok under its chin while flying my spaceship around like it was a jet fighter. I do remember trying to move things to my hand when I was in bed as a kid after seeing Empire... not something I think anyone needed to worry about.

    2. Re:Oh please.. by gronofer · · Score: 1

      I grew up with Ghostbusters and Star Wars but I never once thought that when I grew up I'd be creeping around old libraries with a Nuclear Device as a backback or tickling an Ewok under its chin while flying my spaceship around like it was a jet fighter.

      I remember watching "Land of the Giants" at a young age, noting that it was set about 20 years in the future, so making a plan to become a pilot so that I'd be able to operate the fantastic space planes that would be invented shortly.

      Fortunately I never followed through with this, since the modern day airlines have taken an entirely different approach.

    3. Re:Oh please.. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I grew up with Ghostbusters and Star Wars but I never once thought that when I grew up I'd be creeping around old libraries with a Nuclear Device as a backback or tickling an Ewok under its chin while flying my spaceship around like it was a jet fighter. Hey, it's not our fault you lack imagination. ;)
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    4. Re:Oh please.. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I can understand the Ewoks thing, because it was a long time ago and in a galaxy far, far away, but I totally disagree on the proton accelerator. After the descriptions in Ghostbusters, I wanted to build one, and was most disappointed when I learned a little more physics and found that even someone the size of the marshmallow man couldn't carry one on his back. On the plus side, the film did encourage me to learn how a synchrotron worked...

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  4. Think of the children... by davinc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is there anything left that someone hasn't claimed is 'hurting the children'?

    1. Re:Think of the children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppositories? I heard doctors still use 'em on children...

    2. Re:Think of the children... by RockModeNick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Possibly antibiotics, the over use of which by hypochondriac parents is currently actively damaging their immune systems.

    3. Re:Think of the children... by Lockejaw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok, we can check antibiotics of the list.

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    4. Re:Think of the children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Is there anything left that someone hasn't claimed is 'hurting the children'?
      How about the bad science in An Inconvenient Truth? Has someone claimed that is hurting the children?
    5. Re:Think of the children... by deltatype0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well damn, there goes my dream of creating little bug-eyed girls with sugar, spice, everything nice, and Chemical X.

      Curse you TV and your unreal chemistry.

      Curses.

    6. Re:Think of the children... by readin · · Score: 1

      Is there anything left that someone hasn't claimed is 'hurting the children'?

      Dunno. With the talk of bullying it's even claimed the children are hurting the children, which of course they are.

      I can't recall anyone claiming that love or flowers are hurting the children. That's all I can think of.

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    7. Re:Think of the children... by Redneck+Hacker · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't recall anyone claiming that love or flowers are hurting the children. My kid is allergic to pollen, you insensitive clod.
    8. Re:Think of the children... by ArmedGeek · · Score: 1

      I never thought I'd see an LGF link on slashdot.

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    9. Re:Think of the children... by trawg · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, they always leave out that maybe too much complaining about things hurting the children, might actually be hurting the children more.

    10. Re:Think of the children... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Is there anything left that someone hasn't claimed is 'hurting the children'?

      The "think of the children" mentality?
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    11. Re:Think of the children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Is there anything left that someone hasn't claimed is 'hurting the children'?

      > Possibly antibiotics, the over use of which by hypochondriac parents is currently actively damaging their immune systems.

      > Ok, we can check antibiotics of the list.

      Didn't you get the memo?

      Anti-Bacterial Soap No Better Than Plain Soap

    12. Re:Think of the children... by davinc · · Score: 1

      With the global warming hysteria I have heard the suggestion that pollen is getting more out of hand increasing allergies. Its a reach but I think that might put flowers on the list of things hurting the children. As for Love... MANBLA.

    13. Re:Think of the children... by davinc · · Score: 1

      >How about the bad science in An Inconvenient Truth? Has someone claimed that is hurting the children? I have claimed it many times myself. :) Actually the bad info isn't what hurts... it's the discouragement of critically analyzing it. I would love to see school dissect the film for truth and distortions, however free-thinking is no longer on the list of things encouraged in schools.

  5. Well by stupidpuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    It does go a long way towards explaining the epidemic of bus jumping accidents.

    1. Re:Well by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      Haha! You owe me a keyboard and a cup of coffee sir!

      Both funny and insightful I think. Ask a guy in the street if a bus travelling at 70MPH can jump a 50-foot gap and you might get a, "yeah, probably". Now put the same guy in a bus that has been limited to 70MPH and ask him to actually jump the 50-foot gap, probably fewer takers for that one!

    2. Re:Well by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      It does go a long way towards explaining the epidemic of bus jumping accidents.


      The best part is that they actually did jump a bus for that shot. It wasn't drivable afterwards, but it did make the jump.
    3. Re:Well by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      didn't they use a ramp though which was later edited out?

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  6. Intuitor Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics by imaginaryelf · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:Intuitor Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics by identity0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Site was interesting, but sometimes comes across as nitpicky about things that really shouldn't be criticized, like the whole visible lasers or flashing bullet impacts - he doesn't really ask himself if it would make the movie any better if the lasers weren't visible or you couldn't see the impacts. Hell, you'd think the fact they're using hand-held laser weapons would be the bigger problem, if you can accept that why not visible lasers.

      And his section on silenced guns is wrong. Subsonic 7.62mm ammo exists that won't make a sonic boom, and despite his hand-waving about how it's only theoretical and not better than pistol rounds, it is used in the real world. He does not seem to do any fact-finding before doing his math. I have heard in person a silenced Mac-11 firing 9mm subsonic, and it did indeed make only a "pfft" sound and a mechanical cycling sound.

      Example of subsonic 7.62mm here:
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=socgmULGVOA

    2. Re:Intuitor Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics by king-manic · · Score: 3, Informative

      Site was interesting, but sometimes comes across as nitpicky about things that really shouldn't be criticized, like the whole visible lasers or flashing bullet impacts - he doesn't really ask himself if it would make the movie any better if the lasers weren't visible or you couldn't see the impacts. Hell, you'd think the fact they're using hand-held laser weapons would be the bigger problem, if you can accept that why not visible lasers.

      Hand held laser are a very real possibility and can do fairly high damage to dark targets with portable energy supplies. They'd function much like the "flashlights" in niven's known space books. With all the resultant limitations as well.

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    3. Re:Intuitor Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it would make the movie any better if the lasers weren't visible or you couldn't see the impacts.

      There's something wrong with the whole culture when audiences want to see weapons and destruction and not, you know, the actual story. Typical action movie today has poor story as an excuse for flashy destruction. They aren't movies but computer graphics demos.

      I wonder if there has been other culture in ancient history which glorified their wooden stick spears and their awesome destructive power.. because in the end, pushing metal slug out of a pipe with pressurized gas isn't much more interesting.

    4. Re:Intuitor Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics by Ri6hte0us · · Score: 0

      Should be titled "Insultingly Bad Web Site Design".

    5. Re:Intuitor Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics by intuitor0 · · Score: 1

      I wrote the piece on lasers and flashing bullets and yes I really did ask myself "if it would make the movie any better if the lasers weren't visible or you couldn't see the [bullet] impacts [by using bright pyrotectic flashes]". I would answer with a question: how can a visual cliché possibly serve the art of movie making any better than a verbal cliché serve the art of literature? In the case of brightly flashing bullet impacts it's not like movies have no alternative. Saving Private Ryan and the mini series Band of Brothers both managed to depict realistic bullet strikes without all the bright flashes and yet had no loss of drama. I would further ask: does the repetition of visual clichés to an audience with no other source of information lead to clear thinking? Call me a nitpicker, but I think people, especially young people need to develop some skepticism if they are to see the world clearly.

    6. Re:Intuitor Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Hi, I really enjoyed the piece and the other articles on intuitor. A lot of things in movies bother me and I guess the more you know the more it annoys you. I think you should do a piece about "nerd" characters spouting off probabilities in cases where such things have no place or the habit of every nuclear power plant being a nuclear bomb as well.

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      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    7. Re:Intuitor Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics by intuitor0 · · Score: 1

      I wrote the piece on silencers and if you read it closely, its says that a reduction of sound to the "fut" heard in movies can be done with "a very well designed and precision made silencer using subsonic ammunition". Footnote #4 does say that "in theory" subsonic ammunition is available for the 7.62 Nato rifle and that it would offer no significant advantage over subsonic handgun ammunition. My point: why would an assassin lug around a large sniper rifle if he could do essentially the same job with a more concealable weapon. I will happily remove the words "in theory", but the facts remain; a subsonic rifle bullet will have a significant loss of range and kinetic energy compared to a supersonic bullet. It also may not function properly in autoloading rifles. As for fact finding, I have read patents, every web site on silencers I could find, and at least one book on the subject as well as observed a well-made silencer being fired. I've had numerous discussions, both face to face and via e-mail with SWAT team members and silencer owners. I personally tested the Coke bottle silencer with 3 different types of ammunition. I have read articles on hand loading data that advised against trying to load subsonic 7.62 NATO rounds because normal rifle powder can break up into a smaller grain size and detonate if the cartridge has excess empty space in it from the reduced powder load needed for subsonic performance. Although I could have used better wording in my footnote, the site's content is based on a lot of research.

    8. Re:Intuitor Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to take some time in replying. Here are my thoughts on the matter, admittedly not from a professional policeman/scientist/assasin (that would be an interesting movie character! :)

      A 7.62mm Nato bullet has the following advantages over a pistol round like the 9mm pistol round you mentioned.

      Greater mass:
        - More momentum in the bullet, which means:
        --- Longer range due to reducing the reduction in speed from air resistance
        --- Greater force on impact from the decceleration on the target
        --- Greater resistance to sideways wind drift
      Bullet shape:
        - Smaller profile
        - More aerodynamic shape
        --- Both add to the range by decreasing drag and air resistance.

      I think the problem is that most of the uses of silenced/suppressed weapons is very different from that of a long-range assasin. Mostly they are used so that team members can hear each other, to suppress flash, and at close range. In theory, for the purposes of the "silent assasin" from the movie, the best type of bullet would be a small diameter, long length and large mass subsonic round.

      I personally tested the Coke bottle silencer with 3 different types of ammunition.
      If you are in the U.S., that would require a ATF license, I forget what kind. I suggest you don't mention it if you didn't get a license, because they have been known to prosecute people for having makeshift silencers, no matter their effectiveness.

  7. Follow the money by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful

    American students are non-science jobs because that's what our economy rewards. Dentists don't have to contend with global competition. Apparently the envisioned future is that the Chinese and Mexicans will do all the work while we sit back and "manage" them, e.g. continue glutting ourselves by skimming all the profits off their work. Personally I think we're headed for trouble.

    1. Re:Follow the money by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dentists are a poor example. Dentists actually work and provide a service. No, I think you're referring to speculators, brokers (stock, real estate, mortgage, etc), and middle managers. Just about anyone who takes a percentage of someone else's transaction or work would apply. Very little value is given, and normally the value is simply in navagating a set of rules (governmental, legal) that is not normally encountered in daily life.

      Why bother working hard in school, when you can make 6 figures as a real estate broker without ever worrying about anything but a nice smile and the ability to sell an absolute lemon to even the most simple and innocent buyer.

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    2. Re:Follow the money by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Dentists are a poor example. Dentists actually work and provide a service.

      Dentistry is a great profession, but it's also a service job: part of the problem is that you can't run an entire economy on services. If everyone wants to be a realtor, or waitress, or doctor, or dentist, and just provide services to each other (some more expensive than others), the economy won't survive because no one is creating anything new.

    3. Re:Follow the money by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      if you think management is just "skimming all the profits off their work" you probably won't amount to much in life untill you realize your error.

      proper management allows you to focus the best talent you have on the most critical problems or most profitable production. a good manager will ensure that the ace programming team (or insanely great solo coder) doesn't have to spend his time doing stupid menial shit by hiring some mediocre and somewhat above average coders to complete the mediocre tasks.

      a skilled manager allows an artisan to concentrate on his work and ensures materials, storage, and marketing gets done.

      a skilled manager makes sure a team of ordinary office workers are operating efficiently and work does not get wasted and duplicated.

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    4. Re:Follow the money by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      No, I think you're referring to speculators

            Risk, reward. If you're not willing to take the risk, don't complain that you're not getting reward. There's nothing wrong with speculation. If it was EASY then everyone would be rich. But those few that DO manage to make a living from it deserve it very much.

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    5. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, a dentist is a great example. A dentist cannot be outsourced to another country - people will always need dental work done, and it will have to be done locally unless long distance travel becomes faster and cheaper than a trip to the local dentist.

      You have a pretty terrible attitude about not-technical occupations, by the way. You need "speculators", brokers, and managers. Speculators are where the investment capital comes from - without them, where do the Googles of the world come from? Brokers are also a necessity - I don't know about you, but I'm not simultaneously an expert in all things. I could not possibly know the ins-and-outs of everything from the grain and pork markets to the local real estate market - I need a broker to make sure that my grocery store is full and that I filled out all the right paperwork for a house. Managers, for as much as they are made fun of on /., are essential. Can you imagine what would happen to an organization without any herders for the sheep? I'm an engineer, and I know that I'd certainly lose sight of the big picture if left to my own devices.

      There is tremendous value in finding inefficiencies in a system and removing them, even if the speculator/broker/manager gets a slice.

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    6. Re:Follow the money by matt21811 · · Score: 1

      What a shame for you that dentists CAN be outsourced to another country.

      http://paddytravels.blogspot.com/2006/05/open-wide .html

    7. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But those few that DO manage to make a living from it deserve it very much.
      Luck isn't earned just by getting it. Any schlemiel can roll a natural 20.
    8. Re:Follow the money by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      A dentist cannot be outsourced to another country

      But they can be imported. The rising influx of foreign-trained doctors to Western countries from countries such as India, Pakistan, China and Malaysia is a huge issue these days. Very few professions are immune to the impacts of globalization.

    9. Re:Follow the money by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1
      No, I think you're referring to speculators, brokers (stock, real estate, mortgage, etc), and middle managers. Just about anyone who takes a percentage of someone else's transaction or work would apply. Very little value is given, and normally the value is simply in navagating a set of rules (governmental, legal) that is not normally encountered in daily life.

      Speculators are people who take risks in the expectation of profits. The term for the behavior you describe is "rent-seeking".

    10. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even if the speculator/broker/manager gets a slice.

      By slice, you mean 3/4ths of the whole pie?
    11. Re:Follow the money by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      I disagree with you about brokers. They are middlemen and they exist only to serve themselves. The world needs less self serving middlemen. If only everybody else knew the very basic amount of information that allows many middlemen to earn their living, I feel we would all be better off...

      Now concerning the topic of this article which has nothing to do with dentists or brokers... have you seen Transformers? If this movie didn't put the mythology of the "Computer Hacker" back ten years, I don't know what would.

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    12. Re:Follow the money by dodobh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If it's going to cost you more than 3000 USD, it's cheaper to fly to India (or Russia)

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    13. Re:Follow the money by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I think most of the issue geeks have with brokers is that we are typically able to learn new systems very quickly. While when I started shopping for cars, I knew only a small amount, by the time I was ready to purchase, I knew more about autos than most car salespeople. Never assume that just because someone is brokering a deal, they are an expert on the product being sold. Some are (and are well worth their fees) but some are not.

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    14. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait to fly to Peru for my next checkup. Think of the money and time I'll save!

    15. Re:Follow the money by invalid_user · · Score: 1

      How did the parent post get modded +5 insightful?

      You like to hear dissenting opinions, I like to hear dissenting opinions --- but come on, the other side is NOT going to do the same.

      So my question is: How much dissenting views are you going to hear before you decide that they are just that: lame excuses for greed.

      Mod parent down, please.

    16. Re:Follow the money by StressedEd · · Score: 1

      A dentist cannot be outsourced to another country - people will always need dental work done, and it will have to be done locally...

      Here's a fine example of international dentistry between the UK and Hungary. Of course, being an American you probably view London to Budapest as "local".

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    17. Re:Follow the money by invalid_user · · Score: 1

      Speculators are people who take risks in the expectation of profits. The term for the behavior you describe is "rent-seeking".

      The situation is not rent-seeking. It's unfair distribution of wealth due to control of profit in the chain of transactions. Think: if you are the boss, would you reward yourself more or your workers? If you are near the end of the chain, tough luck, people in the middle are more likely to reward themselves more than they reward you.

    18. Re:Follow the money by hercubus · · Score: 1

      A dentist cannot be outsourced to another country
      i agree with you up to a point. i'm currently experiencing "medical tourism" on a family vacation, saving over half of what a dentist in the US would charge for the procedure. but i agree routine visits can't be outsourced, normally

      the artificial inflation of prices for the medical industry in the US is creating one of those market inefficiencies you speak of and it's nice to think there is some downward pressure on price, weak as it may be

      and just for a laugh, my regular dentist (who approved of my dental adventure, BTW) is going to start buying equipment in Canada - saving 1/2 on most items, but i didn't ask about getting the stuff across the border... she might be in the news some day :^)

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    19. Re:Follow the money by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Why bother working hard in school, when you can make 6 figures as a real estate broker without ever worrying about anything but a nice smile and the ability to sell an absolute lemon to even the most simple and innocent buyer.

      I suspect you've never tried to sell real estate then - because somebody that is 'nothing but a salesman' will fail. Selling real estate not only involves the sales- but managing the interaction between seller & buyer, working with mortgage brokers, dealing with city/county/state authorities on a variety of matters (inspections, codes, taxes), working with building inspectors (and understanding their reports)... It's a fairly complex job.
    20. Re:Follow the money by wikinerd · · Score: 1

      A dentist cannot be outsourced to another country

      It'll be easy to outsource dentists once we develop affordable and safe remote-controlled surgical robots coupled with low-latency networks.

    21. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you don't need speculators. They are abusing the system to make a profit while giving nothing back to society. Responsible investors are needed.

    22. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Well a speculator is an owner and should get a large piece of the pie. I'd like you to show me a broker or middle manager that consistently makes a 75% commission.

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    23. Re:Follow the money by invalid_user · · Score: 1

      I suspect you've never tried to sell real estate then - because somebody that is 'nothing but a salesman' will fail. Selling real estate not only involves the sales- but managing the interaction between seller & buyer, working with mortgage brokers, dealing with city/county/state authorities on a variety of matters (inspections, codes, taxes), working with building inspectors (and understanding their reports)... It's a fairly complex job.

      More complex than having to solve diophantine equations? Your scientists don't seem to be getting six digits salaries --- and they face fierce competitions from the world. Granted the grant-parent post's tone is exaggerated, but you reply simply muddles the situation --- which is that:

        works are not rewarded appropriately under the current economy structure.

      The whole problem can be summed up in this sentence: Who decides who gets what? The current system gives more power to whoever has more contact with the financial system. Note that I am not claiming that people working in finance do not add value, but think about this, who adds more value?

    24. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      They are middlemen and they exist only to serve themselves. What are you talking about? Of course they are self-interested, but the serve an important function. You want to buy/sell a house? Your options are to research and do it yourself or to hire a broker. You want to buy a stock? You can either figure out how to get a certificate directly or you can give Ameritrade $20 and be done with it. These people are not simply leaches on society - they have a specialized skill set that allows us to practice OUR specialized skill set instead of all having to become generalists. This lets the overall economy run more efficiently - enough to offset the fee that they extract (which of course gets spent and put back into the economy anyway).
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    25. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. If you don't need a broker, then by all means don't use one. If you are a car expert, for the love of all things holy, don't buy from a dealer. If you are a car moron, by all means get something certified pre-owned with a warranty. Same with real estate - if you are comfortable marketing your own house, dealing with the county, dealing with lawyers, dealing with a title agency, dealing with buyers, etc... by all means, don't use a broker. For most people, though, the cost of the broker is dwarfed by the time, cost, and energy that they would have to exert selling a house themselves. For what it's worth, most people do NOT hire a broker when buying a house - and this is probably a mistake.

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    26. Re:Follow the money by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      dentists can pretty well be outsourced - it happens all the time in the eu. for example germans often make vacation in spain and also go to the dentist there.
      and the best thing about it is that the european insurance companies often pay a part of the cost.

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    27. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Are you for real? You expect everyone to get on board an attempt to demonize an entire occupation... and you want ME modded down??? LOL.

      Lame excuses for greed indeed. Not everyone is equipped to sell their own house, nor should they be.

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    28. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Of course, being an American you probably view London to Budapest as "local". Yeah, sorry, I fell into the usual /. trap of assuming my audience was American. I know, bad me, sorry :(

      Yeah, in American parlance that would be like flying from New York to Denver... of course the dentists aren't much cheaper in Denver so no one would do that.

      But hey, Michael Moore is telling us that socialized health care is the way to go, and now here you are telling me that people are flying from Britain to Hungary just to get dental work? I don't know who to believe! :)
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    29. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      An excellent point... and it shows that there is a travel agent (broker) out there doing good by removing an inefficiency from the economy. :)

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    30. Re:Follow the money by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      Re: Buying a house

      I was in the market to buy a property (condo/house/co-op) about a year ago and I actually did do much of the legwork myself. I worked to understand the process. I figured out what would need to have been done to go through with all the "terrible paperwork" and ultimately, because I understood the market, I decided that ownership was the wrong move for me last year. In the meantime... the market is tanking and I can laugh because there are significant long term factors which will ensure that the market continues to tank for the next 5 to 7 years. All because I actually took the time to understand things, I saved myself from making a terrible decision.

      It is generally agreed that buying a house is "the most important financial move you will make during your life", so I would argue that it is worth 5-10 hours a week for 3 or 4 months in your life to research and understand the process. If more people put in that much due diligence, it would be much easier to find information for Local/State/Federal regulations because more information would be freely circulated instead of being guarded by the self-interested brokers who need the details to be shrouded so that can keep on keeping on.

      Re: Investing

      As for Ameritrade, I am a satisfied customer of their services. They have very nicely built an affordable service that lets me connect directly with sellers (or buyers), for a reasonable transaction fee. The removal of brokers from stock trading that they help enable pleases me greatly.

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    31. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      It's self-regulating. The speculators go after high-risk stuff. If they go too high-risk, they lose all of their money and cease to be speculators. If they go too low-risk, they don't make enough money and no one will give them money to invest. What you are left with is a healthy market where someone with a decent idea has a shot at getting some capital to work with. It is one of the big strengths of the US economy. One of the reasons that they are so successful here is that there is a relatively low stigma associated with failure in the US.

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    32. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Re: Buying a house I agree with you, but very few people hire a broker to buy a house - probably at their peril. Most real estate brokers are working for the SELLER. Like you, I think that having a real estate education is very important.

      Re: Investing I hate to sound pedantic, but Ameritrade IS your broker. They have helped undermine the traditional old individual broker working for $80+/transaction, but they are still a broker.
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    33. Re:Follow the money by StressedEd · · Score: 1

      But hey, Michael Moore is telling us that socialized health care is the way to go, and now here you are telling me that people are flying from Britain to Hungary just to get dental work?...

      Well, it's actually quite complicated. NHS dentistry changed quite a while ago. While we do have the NHS (National Health Service), which is supposed to provide health care free at the point of delivery it can be quite difficult to find an NHS dentist. Likewise NHS dentists themselves are a bit of a grey area. If you are truely bored this explains what they cover. Of course if you need work not directly covered you need to go private, hence the health tourism.

      I don't know who to believe! :)

      Don't believe anything you read, even this!

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    34. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Perhaps for surgical procedures, but it will always be worth $100 to go down the street to get your cleaning or a small cavity filled. I can only see bringing in expensive robots when the procedures are in the 1000's of dollars.

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    35. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      This surprises me, since the British are famous for taking good care of their teeth! :)

      (sorry, sorry, I just had to. God I'm an asshole...)

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    36. Re:Follow the money by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Oh, but there you are wrong. Only a salesman can sell real estate effectively, profitably. Many successful real estate agents I know (and there are a lot - I am in the housing and commercial property industry) are just that - "people" people, who are good at service and negotiation. Many are horrible marketers. Most don't even know most of what their real estate contracts really mean (or don't care). Most couldn't figure out a mortgage by hand if you gave them the formulas and a calculator. Inspections are simply knowing whos good, taxes and fees are usually left up to the morgage broker.

      Now, I will admit that there is a terribly low barrier to entry for agents, so there are lots of people who can get into it with absolutely no qualifications...hence so many failures. The best people are the ones who really know their areas, and are personable and memorable. Still, for 80% of the population, their services are mostly gatekeeper to the state forms and the closely guarded MLS listings.

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    37. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sorry, I was being sort of American-centric. If German dentists were allowed to freely move into Spain to practice it would be more like here :)

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    38. Re:Follow the money by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Like, say, the oil market or housing prices? Those have been great successes in the last couple of years, imho. Or, perhaps, the dot.com era a few years ago. I hear that ended really well, too.

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    39. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Markets are cyclical, what can I say? If you had to pick one problem with capitalism, that would probably be your choice. It would be most people's. This is why we do not have a truly capitalist society - we would not tolerate a food cycle if it meant running out of food. Instead we subsidize farmers and make sure that there is always a big surplus.

      But the same speculators that drove up house prices also enable the building of these huge tracts of affordable housing. If you were patient, you can now pick up a brand-new house for a pretty good deal. (Personally I'm not a big fan of suburban sprawl, but that's a separate issue.)

      As for the dot-com bust - I'd argue that mom and pop on Ameritrade were what fueled that disaster. Everyone knew it was a bubble, but didn't care because the stocks were going up and they wanted in. Hell, even I got caught up in it and bought some "IPOs" - didn't make any money, though... one went up and the other went down. In the end, the people that got hurt were the same morons that were pushing the stock way up in the first place.

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    40. Re:Follow the money by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      I pay Ameritrade to operate servers and software that handles my trades, and the administrative overhead that goes along with it. They have some brick and mortar operations (because of their acquisition of TD Waterhouse) which add to that overhead, but costs have gone down since they move went through.

      When I execute my trades... it is a fixed cost that has already been paid for to run the systems that transfer money and the shares of stock into my account. With stock brokers, the costs are variable and I pay per hour to support the activities that a broker needs to go through to make my trade. He uses shrouded knowledge of the inner workings of the system to manage my money the way I tell him (or her) to. That sounds like a middle-man.

      Yes... Ameritrade is in the middle of the transaction that I make when I buy or sell stock, but there is not a "man" in the middle. It is all electronic and automatic. Automation is a great thing. Automation will drive innovation and anybody who doesn't understand the risks that Software can be used to Automate their job is foolish. Middle-"men" are the prime target for automation because they are no value (or minimal value) added.

      If you build a system that Automates real estate brokers out of existence for everybody but the super-rich (who can afford it anyway).... you would become a very, very rich man. To a certain extent, Craigslist, Zillow, and Trulia HELP this process because they offer more transparency to buyers. But brokers are not dumb and these services are often flooded by adverts from the brokers themselves... so truly removing them from the equation is actually a monumental task.

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    41. Re:Follow the money by ginbot462 · · Score: 1
      This was on Marketplace the yesterday, and (sort of) fits in.

      Down with financial entrepreneurs

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    42. Re:Follow the money by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was part of the problem, too. Doubleclick and a few others were good to me, but I rode eToys into the dirt. ;-)

      In my opinion, specualtive markets are no more than legal gambling houses. Oh, sure, you can say they're useful for assigning and providing price risk mitigation - but when it comes down to it, most people are just subsitutuing their favorite commodity, stock, or product for the horses or the dogs at the track.

      And, yes, I think it might just be better if Google didn't get all that VC money in expectation of the big stock IPO payout. Then again, I'm a little guy in a service industry with no desire for instant capitalization. I'm growing 60% a year and can barely keep up as it is. Then again, as a PE, my butt is on the line so I have to be involved at every step of the process. Might have been better for Mattel if they had been "ont the ground" and not outsourced everything, too, from what I've heard.

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    43. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I agree that many brokers will lose their livelihoods due to efficiencies that come with electronic systems, and I agree that this is a good thing since it is more efficient.

      But there is still a middle man - in the end Ameritrade is exactly like your old broker, but with a lower commission. The programmers associated staff of Ameritrade have to be just as educated in stock trading as the old fashioned individual broker - actually more so, since they need to code as well. There is still a customer support staff, and if necessary for tricky trades there is a human broker that you can still transact with. It's just that the middle man has become much more efficient and takes a smaller slice of the transaction - and that is a very good thing.

      Real estate brokers are already feeling the squeeze (commissions are down, agents no longer need a real "office"), but there is less room for computers in the long run. Real estate is nowhere near as liquid as stocks and it trades much less frequently, and so computers add a lot less value to the trading system. Still, places like Craigs list DO offer a way to advertise your property for free - taking away a major expense should you chose to go the "for sale by owner" route. Offering a "virtual tour" might also help, as you wouldn't need to keep leaving work to show the house. You'd still have to negotiate all of the bureaucracy yourself - and by this time you may think that it is worthwhile to just hire a professional to do it for you.

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    44. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That piece both represents what I do and don't like about Robert Reich. On the one hand, he's right - we should absolutely level the playing field. The main reason that these guys get so much money and have so much influence in the economy is that they are favored by the current tax laws.

      On the other hand, he demonizes guys for figuring out how to make money in the current tax environment. It's not their fault that the government has weird tax rules, and they are not bad guys for working within those rules. They aren't even bending them or subverting their intent - they are just playing the game. If you tax hedge funds as income as Reich suggests, they will pretty much disappear as this big hot phenomenon and the rich will put their money somewhere else instead.

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    45. Re:Follow the money by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      they are ;-)
      eu citizens are free to live and work in the whole eu.

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    46. Re:Follow the money by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      No, the current system rewards those who perform services that the economy at large values. It's really just as simple as that. "Contact with the financial system" (whatever that means) has nothing to do with it at all. (Examine the recompense of professional athletes or entertainment figures for example.)
       
      As to the claim that scientists a priori add more value, I've never found that an easy claim to swallow as it invariably requires special pleadings to make the case.

    47. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, I didn't know things like medical licenses were easily transferable. But I guess Germans would be more reluctant to move from Germany to Spain than someone from New York might be to move to New Jersey, thus the point about dentists being outsourced?

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    48. Re:Follow the money by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      the main problem with the reluctance would be the language barrier. many german doctors go to uk for better wages, some go to spain for better weather. my mother had thought about it, but has given the thought up because it is not easy to learn another language at the age of 54.

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    49. Re:Follow the money by StressedEd · · Score: 1

      I was actually going to mention that myself.

      Mockery aside, you are quite right - "traditional" British teeth are terrible! That's partly the point of the link I gave you. Traditionally, you would get "functional" dentistry on the NHS - if your teeth work correctly then that was good enough. If you'd like them whitened and straight - if there was not good medical reason - then you would have to go private. Result - a nation of nasty gnashers and alternative alliteration.

      Since we're getting all "cross cultural" it's arsehole by the way ;-)

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    50. Re:Follow the money by timeOday · · Score: 1

      he demonizes guys for figuring out how to make money in the current tax environment. It's not their fault that the government has weird tax rules, and they are not bad guys for working within those rules. They aren't even bending them or subverting their intent - they are just playing the game.
      They are not just playing the game. They are also writing the rulebook. Big difference.
    51. Re:Follow the money by timeOday · · Score: 1

      It's self-regulating. The speculators go after high-risk stuff. If they go too high-risk, they lose all of their money and cease to be speculators.
      That all depends on the system. What about all the sleazy loan agents who sold ballooning loans to people who could barely pay the teaser rate? Those agents got their comission and they are long gone. Now it's up to the Fed to pump billions into the economy to compensate for their actions. The rest of us will repay that handout through inflation.

      One of the reasons that they are so successful here is that there is a relatively low stigma associated with failure in the US.
      I guess you mean "business failure," because the consequences for personal bankruptcy in the US are pretty severe - moreso after the 2005 bankruptcy law changes.
    52. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      What about all the sleazy loan agents who sold ballooning loans to people who could barely pay the teaser rate? Yeah, it's too bad the fed is bailing the banks out - it would probably do us some long-term good to have them fail. In the short-term it would be horrendous, but it would teach everyone a lesson they seem to need to learn once every 20 years or so.

      I guess you mean "business failure," I meant failure in general - be it a test or a business. You always hear things like "Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard" worn like a badge of honor. It is not so in some other cultures. Even personal bankruptcy won't necessarily shame you within the community - even if it makes your life financially difficult.
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    53. Re:Follow the money by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      But hey, Michael Moore is telling us that socialized health care is the way to go, and now here you are telling me that people are flying from Britain to Hungary just to get dental work? I don't know who to believe! :)
      In the UK dentistry is a little strange. Dentists are not generally employed by the NHS but are instead paid either per patient or per job (for children it is per patenint to encourage dentists to ephasize preventative measures but for adults i think it is per job). Employed adults have to pay a small ammount towards the treatment as well.

      The trouble is NHS work doesn't pay very well so many dentists only do private work. Also you can't get cosmetic dentistry done under the NHS. Stme people want thier teeth to look good as well as be functional and are prepared to pay for this.

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    54. Re:Follow the money by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I think the things that people get annoyed with is when the solution is also the cause of the problem. Lawyers are a great example of this. You pretty much need one to do anything in today's legal system as it's so complex. On the other hand, lawyers are precisely the reason the system is so complex in the first place.

      Now house brokers are somewhat different. They don't seem to be directly to blame for the reason they are needed, but there does seem to be a significant number of people and businesses out there that depend on making buying (and selling) a house as complicated as possible. Once people figure this out, they tend to get greatly annoyed by it. Another example seems to be the tax preperation industry, a huge industry that makes over a billion a year whose livelyhood depends entirely on having the tax code be as complicated and hard to understand as possible.

    55. Re:Follow the money by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I think people are confusing "investors" with "speculators". I don't mind investors, and it's perfectly ok by me for investors to invest in a high risk investment in an attempt to score a high return. Now those that sit in line to buy a PS3 to sell on eBay, or try to buy huge blocks of tickets to an event to sell for a profit on craigslist are speculators, and those are the worthless scum that contribute nothing to society and in general make people's lives tougher just so they can squeeze more money out of a market.

    56. Re:Follow the money by invalid_user · · Score: 1

      No, the current system rewards those who perform services that the economy at large values.

      I read this as: today's financial system rewards those who perform the most value to the financial system. Does it really benefit mankind? Who knows? I do, however, see the gini index rising in many places.

      As to the claim that scientists a priori add more value, I've never found that an easy claim to swallow as it invariably requires special pleadings to make the case.

      Exactly! requires special pleadings to make the case. Science works on a long-term basis, with achievements built on earlier achievements. For example your computers today depend on researches done in the 40s to 70s. The scientific system does not reward very well since nobody knows who's works will matter the most in the long term, and scientists (with a few exceptions) also typically do not speak so loud about what they have done.

      Do you see the problem now? Science requires a culture and atmosphere quite the opposite of the finance market. We cannot put to the development of science the same forces that you use to drive today's economy (which with all the bubbles emerging again these days, I will need some convincing to buy that it is actually working).

    57. Re:Follow the money by invalid_user · · Score: 1

      You expect everyone to get on board an attempt to demonize an entire occupation.

      Demonize? Hell, no. Just to put it in the right perspective. Like, who's responsible for the mortgage crisis now. Is this not "greed"?

      Right wage for the right amount of work --- and responsibility for consequences for demonstration of greed.

    58. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree that those kind of "speculators" are of marginal utility. I'd refer to them as "hoarders", since the line between speculators and investors is a bit fuzzy :)

      The hoarders are easily avoided, though. If you wait a month after the PS3 release to buy one, you can get it without waiting in a line or spending tons over retail. Event hoarders are harder to avoid, but most places like Ticketmaster have limits on how many tickets that you can buy. The event hoarders are a tricky problem - the event obviously does not cost enough money because they are trying to make it accessible. Unfortunately, this screws up the supply-demand curve, leaving room for the hoarders. Subsidized prices almost always lead to lines and/or hoarding.

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    59. Re:Follow the money by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, real estate transactions are a pain in the ass. I think the problem stems from the relatively high amount of money changing hands - everyone wants a piece, and none of them talk to one another. You have to put the same information on forms from the title company, bank, county taxes, local taxes, insurance company, real estate broker, etc... Additionally, there are federal rules, state rules, county rules, and local rules - so even if you "know real estate", you still probably need someone local to step you through the local process. Add to this that people get emotional about real estate in ways that they don't with other investments and you have a big ol' soupy mess.

      Don't even get me started with taxes and the tax industry! :)

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    60. Re:Follow the money by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sure they can be imported. But then they're going to charge you the going rate. They might cause prices to drop some, because of extra supply, but because their costs are still limited by the operational costs in their new country, they're not going to be that cheap.

      This is very different from shipping work off to a low cost-of-living country to be done remotely. You can't ship your mouth to India to have some fillings put in.

    61. Re:Follow the money by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      While when I started shopping for cars, I knew only a small amount, by the time I was ready to purchase, I knew more about autos than most car salespeople.

      Car salespeople are complete idiots. I remember talking to one years ago who was saying the car he was selling used compressed carbon dioxide for the air conditioning system.

    62. Re:Follow the money by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's all fine and well; proper management as you describe it would be great, and I'd be happy to see them get paid well.

      However, what we see currently is incompetent management, and worse, huge compensation for bad management. CEOs who run their companies into the ground are given golden parachutes worth over $100 million. If the CEO actually made the company a lot of money, a huge paycheck might be justifiable. But why would you pay a manager tons of money for a bad job?

      When people complain about management "skimming profits" or whatever, they're complaining about today's curious phenomenon of ridiculously overpaid managers who are clueless about the business they're managing, actually hurt the business seriously, but then somehow are given huge monetary awards for their poor performance.

      Good management is important for any organization. But we're not seeing very much of it these days, especially at the uppermost levels.

    63. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car salespeople are complete idiots. I remember talking to one years ago who was saying the car he was selling used compressed carbon dioxide for the air conditioning system.

      I once had a car salesperson tell me that a Nissan Maxima I was looking at had 6 valves per cylinder, because it was a 24-valve engine. Needless to say, I bought elsewhere!

    64. Re:Follow the money by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      His post gave a fairly good explanation as to why some professions are needed - managers keep people on-task and organize things, brokers make complex transactions possible for ordinary people, and speculators force prices to reflect things as they really are.

      Your post accused him of merely making excuses for greed, preemptively accused him of not listening to dissenting opinions, and then attempted to get him shut out of the conversation.

      If you can't see why he was modded up, and you got ignored, you need help.

    65. Re:Follow the money by invalid_user · · Score: 1

      speculators force prices to reflect things as they really are.

      Do they? Explain the mortgage crisis to me then.
      Who suffers from the greedy acts of a few? Or was it really the acts of only a few? Or is everyone playing the system guilty? (Which'll explain a lot.)

      You need to ask a few very basic questions seriously: What is economy? What is value? Who contributes in absolute terms to the economy? Is the market anything more than a game involving investors psychology? Who is doing work which should be properly rewarded? What is fair reward?

      If you can't see why he was modded up, and you got ignored, you need help.

      The post was responding to, and trying to counter the argument an original post that states a real problem with the current society: nobody wants to work the difficult jobs that pay little, and going for the not as difficult, glamorous jobs that pay very well. A trend which I want to see reversed. As for his claim of "demonizing a profession", I think "restoring balance" is more my position. If everyone puts their eyes on the easy money, nobody is going to contribute anything.

      (BTW I don't mind being ignored, since the world doesn't like a spoil sport to tell them that they can't have the cake and eat it too.)

    66. Re:Follow the money by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      You're missing the point. The other poster wrote a clear explanation for his point of view, contributing to a thoughtful, open debate. It doesn't matter whether you agree or not, or even if he's right or not, his post was objectively insightful, period.

      On the other hand, you chose to reply by accusing his entire side of being unwilling to listen to the arguments of yours, while stating that you are open to dissenting opinions. Then is an act of blatant hypocrisy that showed that you were lying about your openness, asked others to (in a way) hide his contribution, showing that you aren't willing to show to others the respect that you're demanding from others. And to make it even more ironic, your posts are tirades against the narcissism that you yourself are demonstrating.

      Your entire post contained no rational arguments, no attempt at an adult discussion, and an unwillingness to allow people with opposing views to share them. In summary, he was participating in a respectful conversation, while you were being a dumbass. End of story.

    67. Re:Follow the money by invalid_user · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point.

      OK. You point respectfully taken. Now will you consider my points also?

    68. Re:Follow the money by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      OK. You point respectfully taken.

      Sorry I had to be harsh, but sometimes that's the only way to get a point across.

      Now will you consider my points also? ... [From before] a real problem with the current society: nobody wants to work the difficult jobs that pay little, and going for the not as difficult, glamorous jobs that pay very well.

      Do you find that surprising? Do you really think that's a new phenomenon?

      Do they? Explain the mortgage crisis to me then. Who suffers from the greedy acts of a few? Or was it really the acts of only a few? Or is everyone playing the system guilty? (Which'll explain a lot.)

      Everyone in the system is trying to get material gain at a low cost. If wanting to get the most gain for your money (and the most money for your work) is greed, then I guess that it's part of the human condition. On the other hand, people didn't suddenly get greedier, so the mortgage crisis is probably better explained by the Fed's interest rates, regulatory changes, people's inexperience with ARMS, etc.

      You need to ask a few very basic questions seriously: What is economy? What is value? Who contributes in absolute terms to the economy? Is the market anything more than a game involving investors psychology? Who is doing work which should be properly rewarded? What is fair reward?

      Quick answers: The exchange of goods and services between people. How much people are willing to trade for a given item or service. If nothing else, almost everyone adds information to prices, which signals what needs to get done. Yes, but keep in mind that governments, families, and morality are merely psychological constructs as well. People who provide services that others are willing to pay for get rewarded - note that that's not a moral statement, just a fact. "Fair" is too complex a subject, it would probably take a whole post just to properly describe what "fair" means in this context.

    69. Re:Follow the money by invalid_user · · Score: 1

      mortgage crisis is probably better explained by the Fed's interest rates, regulatory changes, people's inexperience with ARMS, etc.

      I don't think this is true. The finger-pointing (at sub-prime mortgage) only shows that people are unwilling to reform a system which favors bubble. Feds bailing out the "innocent ones" out (again!) is only going to make things worse. Looking at the past we know this will happen: those who wants to join the ranks will continue to pretend that nothing is wrong and play along. Those who doesn't... well, they suffer.

      Quick answers: The exchange of goods and services between people. How much people are willing to trade for a given item or service.

      You mean "the real economy", as they generally call it these days (as in "the effects is spilling over to the real economy").

      "Fair" is too complex a subject, it would probably take a whole post just to properly describe what "fair" means in this context.

      Indeed "fair" is a very complex issue. But we can draw some conclusions from the current absurd situation:

      1. schools have to downsize their science/engineering faculties, or even close them down, while business schools flourish. (Don't say "well, schools should be subjected to free market ideologies, too" unless you want to get me started again. Quick answer: science doesn't draw profit in one generation!)

      2. financial professions draw better salaries than scientists/engineers these days, often by 2 to 3 times.

      Anyway I hope I am not talking to one of those students who chose business over science. (In which case I don't know how to appeal to your existential or objectivist philosophy.)

    70. Re:Follow the money by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      The finger-pointing (at sub-prime mortgage) only shows that people are unwilling to reform a system which favors bubble. Feds bailing out the "innocent ones" out (again!) is only going to make things worse. Looking at the past we know this will happen: those who wants to join the ranks will continue to pretend that nothing is wrong and play along.

      I think we actually agree on this, we're just using different words.

      But we can draw some conclusions from the current absurd situation:

      I don't think it's absurd. I might like it if science paid more, but that's the way the world works. If you want to change that, start working to get rid of the absurd number of regulations that make finance so complex that we need that much help just to buy and sell things.

  8. Oh Great! by chill · · Score: 1

    Next you're going to tell me that in The Bourne Ultimatum, Jason Bourne really DIDN'T know that the hydrofoil to Tangier was faster and took the ferry just to get some "personal time" with that hot Nicky! I mean, if we can't trust Hollywood, who can we trust?!

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  9. Riiiiight... by Sunburnt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It must be the movies. Before movies, everybody had a perfect understanding of physics.

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    1. Re:Riiiiight... by blamanj · · Score: 1

      You jest, but I suspect they're a grain of truth in what you say. 100 years ago, the average farmer, who used levers and pulleys, probably had a better grasp of practical physics than the average person today, who is insulated from it by machines they don't understand. And more directly related to film, I was speaking with someone the other day who thought that if you drove off a cliff, it was essentially guaranteed that the car would explode in a ball of flame...because that's what they "know" from the movies.

    2. Re:Riiiiight... by thePsychologist · · Score: 1

      And how many people actually believe what they see in the movies is possible? Everyone knows what they do are special effects. Not a single person on this planet would state a fact and then say "of course that's possible, I saw it in Die Hard". Next time you talk to someone, back up a fact by a movie and watch the laughter.

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    3. Re:Riiiiight... by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      And how many people actually believe what they see in the movies is possible? Everyone knows what they do are special effects. Not a single person on this planet would state a fact and then say "of course that's possible, I saw it in Die Hard".

      Your entire post is invalidated by the fact that I have met at least one such person.

      Of course, that's the problem with overgeneralization.

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    4. Re:Riiiiight... by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      100 years ago, the average farmer, who used levers and pulleys, probably had a better grasp of practical physics than the average person today, who is insulated from it by machines they don't understand.
      Good point.
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    5. Re:Riiiiight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You jest, but I suspect they're a grain of truth in what you say. 100 years ago, the average farmer, who used levers and pulleys, probably had a better grasp of practical physics than the average person today, who is insulated from it by machines they don't understand"

      Oh you mean like the third class lever that's the elbow, or tweezers? Or the second class lever that's the Achilles tendon, or a wheelbarrow? Or that lever know as a first class lever aka scissors? Or the wheel that's on a car? Or perhaps the inclined plane that's the freeway on-ramp, or a wood screw?

      Look I know it's cool on slashdot to think everyone but the poster is an idiot. But people may be smarter than you think. But you all are too busy insulting and denigrating them to even give them a chance.*

      *I should also point out that even intelligent people make stupid mistakes. So put down those stones before you break some windows.

    6. Re:Riiiiight... by Merk · · Score: 1

      Before movies people might not have understood physics, but they didn't have all the misconceptions about it that you get from movies. In other words, people who had never seen someone get shot wouldn't have any ideas of what the effect might be, but people who've only ever seen people get shot in the movies might think that you get knocked back a few steps (at least) if you're shot.

      If you watch Mythbusters you'll see all kinds of crazy things people believe that just don't make sense from a physics perspective, and many of these myths are the result of hollywood conventions.

      The average real-life explosion is a big, sudden event, but the average hollywood explosion is a slow, fiery showy thing. Most cars don't explode when they crash. Most cars won't explode if they go off a cliff. Most cars won't explode if they're shot.

      I find it really annoying that so often they do something that violates the laws of physics to such an extent that it takes me out of the movie and kills my suspension of disbelief. This is especially annoying when the realistic version of the event would have been just as exciting. Too often I'm enjoying a movie when they do something ridiculous, and instead of being lost in the movie I just sit there thinking "now why did they do that? they should have just done X, it's much more realistic and doesn't take away any of the fun".

      Does anybody know any movie reviewers who include realism of the physics, realism of the computer scenes, or realism in general in their reviews? If I knew in advance which movies would annoy me, I'd avoid them.

    7. Re:Riiiiight... by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Does anybody know any movie reviewers who include realism of the physics, realism of the computer scenes, or realism in general in their reviews? If I knew in advance which movies would annoy me, I'd avoid them.

      This guy has some, but I don't know how often he does reviews.

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  10. Acme School of Physics by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    I actually use those as lessons in HOW/WHY the physics would REALLY be. Wile E. Coyote is my teaching assistant. Fan blows into sail... pure genius...

    1. Re:Acme School of Physics by Sunburnt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Reminds me of a firearms instructor who'd compiled a videotape, no doubt illegal in spite of Fair Use, consisting of terrible movie moments in the context of firearms safety. "True Lies," if I recall correctly, was a particularly egregious offender.

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    2. Re:Acme School of Physics by russotto · · Score: 1

      _True Lies_ has a sequence where Jamie Lee Curtis drops a machine pistol and it falls down the steps, firing a burst every time it hits. I'm pretty sure the filmmakers knew that firearms weren't being depicted in a manner conducive to their safe operation :-)

    3. Re:Acme School of Physics by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      So dropping an automatic weapon down the stairs is bad?

    4. Re:Acme School of Physics by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      i.e. Keep your finger off the trigger until you're actually ready to shoot something ?

    5. Re:Acme School of Physics by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Actually, assuming that the weapon was poorly maintained that could have happened if the weapon in question had 3 round burst. Of course, it would be highly UNLIKELY, but it's perfectly plausible.

    6. Re:Acme School of Physics by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      It also has a shot where a pistol, fired inches from someone's face, fails to burn the shit out of said face.

      I lived in Florida when that film was released, and local newspapers were gleefully printing comments from Key West businesses who were concerned that their travel plans might be interrupted by the Seven Mile Bridge's recent destruction.

      In short: bad movie.

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    7. Re:Acme School of Physics by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      This, in turn, reminds me of Terminator 3. I recently watched it with Rifftrax but I can't find the file^H^H^H^H DVD now to make a screenshot. Anyway, here's what caught my attention: during the cemetery scene, Kate pulls out a handgun from the coffin and aims it at Arnie, threatening to shoot him. She gets all pissy, and eventually does shoot him in the face. During the whole scene, she does not put her finger on the trigger. This seems to be the complete opposite of most movies.

      I know all the standard safety rules, but it felt weird to see her with her finger not on the trigger. First of all, she looked very serious about shooting him, as confirmed by the shot. I also doubt that she'd even know or consider the rules in the situation. Finally, although I haven't been through any firearm training (and I don't own any, so relax), I'd think that from a self defense point of view, it would be better to have the finger on the trigger to minimize reaction time, especially on such short range. Any expert opinions?

    8. Re:Acme School of Physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her father was an Air Force general, so it is quite possible she had been trained in the proper use of firearms.

      I don't know enough about the rules of engagement to know whether it would be appropriate to keep your finger on or off the trigger in such a situation. Nor did I notice that she didn't have her finger on the trigger....good catch!

    9. Re:Acme School of Physics by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      You keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to pull it. If you watch people who are trained in this (i.e. the jack-booted thugs who kidnapped Elian Gonzales), that's what they do, even at point-blank range. (Of course, if she manages to fire the gun without putting her hand on the trigger, that's even sillier.)

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    10. Re:Acme School of Physics by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? When I see a movie like "The Core", I can't enjoy some parts of it because of the physics... but True Lies is one of my favorite nostalgia movies, right up there with Back to the Future. It's one of those movies that you see on TV while you're flipping through, and you just have to watch it again.

    11. Re:Acme School of Physics by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      The amusing one in that movie that is actually real is the Mac 10 being dropped on the stairs. Apparently they asked the armourer about that shot and he told them that the Mac 10 isn't particularly reliable (it isn't) can can go off when dropped (it can). So they had him modify it a bit to screw up the action and make that more likely and then dropped it while rolling camera.

      The bullets hitting all the bad guys is pure fiction, of course, but apparently a worn out Mac 10 really can go apeshit like that if dropped (though a real one would likely fly around more since there'd be more force from the bullets exiting).

    12. Re:Acme School of Physics by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I knew that some firearms can go off accidentally when dropped, but I didn't think a fully automatic weapon would keep firing. I thought at most a couple of rounds would be fired, but I'm not experienced with firearms, so it seems plausible.

    13. Re:Acme School of Physics by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Not all of them can, and in proper condition they shouldn't. However some guns don't have much in the way of safety interlocks and the Mac 10 is one of them. It is a very simple design which makes it cheap in in some ways reliable, but also means there's little preventing the pin from striking the bullet. A genuine Mac from Ingram in good condition likely wouldn't do this, but a cheap knockoff (of which there are several owing to the simplicity) in poor condition would have a reasonable probability of doing so.

      Of course the gun in the movie was modified to do so on purpose, and had also been modified to fire blanks and not jam (blanks don't kick as hard as real rounds). However it is something that can happen with a real gun. Consider that if the shock of a drop is enough to cause the gun to self active, the shock of a discharge could be as well.

      This is one of the reasons why some more modern guns take a more complicated approach. Though more moving parts mean more things that can break, you can get safer results. For example the popular Glock pistols have no manual safety, but do have an extremely safe firing system. The firing pin actually sits down, out of the way where it cannot strike the bullet. It is lifted to a ready position by the trigger pull. Thus dropping a Glock cannot cause it to fire the round, only a trigger pull can.

    14. Re:Acme School of Physics by tgd · · Score: 1

      Now I COULD be wrong, but... I suspect that says more about you than the quality of True Lies.

      I'm just sayin'.

    15. Re:Acme School of Physics by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      This is possible with open-bolt machine guns. The firing pin is part of the bolt itself. The bolt wants to travel forward to fire the round, because it is being pushed by spring pressure. The only thing holding the bolt back in place is a small catch tab (which is released by pulling the trigger). If the tiny spring which holds the catch tab is weak or damaged, the recoil force of the bolt against the bolt spring can overcome the catch by itself, and the gun will go full-auto with no user intervention.

    16. Re:Acme School of Physics by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it isn't the fact that blanks don't kick as hard as real rounds, (although that is generally true), it's the lack of a bullet blocking the barrel that prevents the pressure required to cycle the weapon. An open barrel means all of the gas can easily escape, and not provide enough pressure to cycle the weapon. That's why you have a variety of "blank firing adaptors" that are a case to hold onto the end of the barrel and a screw that blocks the barrel itself.

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    17. Re:Acme School of Physics by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, while I can see that as a problem on a gas operated weapon, I don't see recoil operated weapons as having the same problem, unless I'm missing something. Yet I know that recoil weapons (like Glocks) are modified to fire blanks. You can sometimes see it on the screen, as they've had parts of the slide cut out to make it lighter (as well as a weaker spring installed). There may be something to the physics I'm missing but I would assume that for a recoil weapon the only problem is lack of force as compared to a genuine round.

      I also could see them liking weaker rounds as I doubt most actors are as steady a shot as they are portrayed.

    18. Re:Acme School of Physics by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      Even on a recoil operated weapon the round makes a huge difference. One way to think of it is that the recoil is trying to "push" off of the air in the barrel, (which doesn't work very well), instead of "pushing" off the round. Sure the round moves, but there is still a lot of inertia to overcome, giving enough time for the force of the recoil to build and operate the action.

      If you want a movie reference, I'll steal one from Armageddon - A firecracker in your open hand just burns it a bit. (No bullet) If you close your hand, your wife is opening your ketchup bottles for the rest of your life (Bullet present). Another reference, from one of my infantry handbooks, is that placing an explosive against something underwater doubles the explosive force of the charge. Replace water with a bullet blocking the barrel and you get the same sort of effect.

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    19. Re:Acme School of Physics by Jonner · · Score: 1

      That is interesting. I had sort of thought the runaway machine guns were a Hollywood invention, but I guess not. I do remember seeing a Gatling gun in an old Disney movie that would start firing if you bumped it and I'm certain that was bogus since Gatling guns used a human arm to turn the crank and cycle the actions.

  11. research by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    I think this idea that no new science is going on is just scare mongering to try get more fat cat grants. There's plenty of research going on in every field. sure we could always use more, but that's up to the individual to get involved.

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    1. Re:research by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      In a culture that equates income with success, if there's no money in research, then the people involved in research are almost by necessity unsuccessful.

  12. Obligatory sarcasm by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

    Apparently the envisioned future is that the Chinese and Mexicans will do all the work while we sit back and "manage" them, e.g. continue glutting ourselves by skimming all the profits off their work. Personally I think we're headed for trouble.

    Why? That would imply that trusting economic policy to the self-interested wisdom of businesspeople would be a bad thing. What are you, some sort of commie?

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    1. Re:Obligatory sarcasm by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Maybe he is a technocrat. Slashdot is, after all, the Technocracy Party of America.

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    2. Re:Obligatory sarcasm by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Maybe he is a technocrat. Slashdot is, after all, the Technocracy Party of America.

      Really? Judging by the comments, I thought it was the Libertarian Daily Kos.

      Daily Taco, perhaps?

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    3. Re:Obligatory sarcasm by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Well, technocrats share a great deal with libertarians. They are both not fond of administrators who don't have intimate knowledge of the domains they administer.

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    4. Re:Obligatory sarcasm by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Well, technocrats share a great deal with libertarians. They are both not fond of administrators who don't have intimate knowledge of the domains they administer.

      Hell, who is? I'm neither a technocrat nor a libertarian, but it does offend me when a bunch of business school C-students get to determine what is and what is not science.

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    5. Re:Obligatory sarcasm by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      Libertarian Daily Kos

      I blame you for my cerebellum fusing as I read that...

      Nephilium

    6. Re:Obligatory sarcasm by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Well, you cite an extreme example. I am talking about the philosophy of stay-out-of-my-attempts-to-improve life as an everyday wish of every ubergeek and every innovator when treating both their bosses and government regulations that they find stifling. There is just a lot of life views that libertarians and technocrats share on day-to-day basis. Of course, there are extreme examples (like the one you cited) when they get to tell everyone else "told you so", but more often people who prioritize immediate comfort over potential progress see them as being on the other side of the isle.

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  13. Watching movies is not physics homework... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and it ain't no muthufukin English homework neither!

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    1. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by NoTheory · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't believe nobody has called anybody on this.

      Learning and education should be entertaining. Or at least, you should have the option of having an interesting and educational experience. I understand that there's stuff that one has to learn simply to have a job and function on a day to day basis in society, but if you receive no joy from learning new things in some sphere (i don't care if it's baseball statistics, esoteric poetry, how to make model ferraris or whatever), somewhere, then you probably live a sad static life.

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    2. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by secolactico · · Score: 2, Informative

      Learning and education should be entertaining. Or at least, you should have the option of having an interesting and educational experience.

      But should entertainment be educational? Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was educational? Well, I remember learning a bunch of dinosaur names (which then I promptly forgot) on Jurassic Park. And I didn't know anything about the Titanic other than it sank, so I guess that one could count as historical.

      And then there are movies so atrocious that you could become dumber watching them, such as Godzilla.

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    3. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was educational? Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was any good?
    4. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Perhaps learning should be entertaining, but the reverse does not apply. Not all entertainment needs to be educational.

      It is therefore bizarre to expect entertainment to be factually accurate.

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    5. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by boaworm · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Core (2003) http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0298814/ was both educational and fun.

      Atleast reading the movie physics review on it. http://www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/core.html

      Quotes such as "It's the worst physics movie...ever...." and "...the movie's heroes are at least 335 bombs short...." just make me laugh everytime I read it

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    6. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except...

      There are dangers of "infotainment". People get used to their education being fun and become unable to concentrate on real learning. There is a big difference between reading a journal on the the big bang and watching a Naked Science episode on the subject. But if your goal is entertainment instead of education, which are you going to choose?

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    7. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by blahplusplus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Learning and education should be entertaining. Or at least, you should have the option of having an interesting and educational experience..."

      The truth is what matters in the real world for the most part is boring as watching paint dry. Think of all the people who are inspired to do great things but stop once they realize it's a long boring slow process. In today's instant gratification generation you really need to understand that sometimes you can only be a small part of something bigger. Take game development for instance, back when games were simpler and developer teams smaller it was there was a sweet spot willingness to suck up the hard work for creative control and unified vision. The truth is for the most part unless you are a genius it is unlikely that you add a significant amount to something you want to do, since it requires teams of people nowadays to get things done.

      Movies, games, etc, are there to take us away from what is for the most part a pretty harsh and boring reality. Learning can be fun, what is Civilization 4 for instance if not learning the in's and outs of a complex game system? The truth is most people, and even educators today do not have enough of an understanding of how to get people so interested they are willing to get to go down into the trenches in drudgery of work that serious learning requires.

      I know that learning in many respects is a very time consuming process and you can't force it. I think there is something to be said about letting people learn what interest them. In our society we 'stuff the ballot' on what we consider acceptable to learn and unacceptable, and also we judge learning whether we like it or not by whether our learning commands commercial value. The truth is many deep and serious things have no market value whatsoever in terms of taking care of yourself but it doesn't make those things any less valuable.

    8. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that the majority of what we need to know for our non-working and working lives is inherently not very interesting to children who would rather be doing something that children consider "fun".

      Most kids don't regard writing code as "fun", for example -- and that is the job of a software developer.

      Most kids don't regard the determination of chemical bonds as "fun" -- but that's fundamental to the field of chemistry.

      Most kids (including me, when I was one, and still to this day) couldn't care less what Shakespeare wrote -- and what he wrote is frankly irrelevant to anybody who does something useful for a living (scientists, engineers, doctors), though still useful for people who "play" for a living (e.g. actors/actresses), and possibly lawyers (when using a Shakespearean story as an digestible analogy that a jury or a judge can understand, anyway).

      Most kids don't care about managing their personal finances, because that's not "fun" -- even though they will go into debt and/or broke if they don't learn how.

      And so on. Rather than do any of these things, most kids would rather watch TV, run around outdoors (which is at least good for their physical health and socially-stimulative), play video games, smoke/drink/huff cans of pesticide, etc.. Real life can't compete with the entertainment value of delinquincy, and at the age of (for example) 14, the ostensibly more-responsible age of 21 seems almost infinitely far-away ("so who cares, right?")...

      The sad reality is that most of life is boring -- and the sooner people recognize this, accept it, move on and learn the necessary material anyway, the better off we'll all be.

      As a professional young adult, I know I spend *very* little of my 168 hours/week doing things I consider purely "fun" (playing video/computer games, poker, traveling, getting laid, writing code for a personal project (which is half work-related anyway, since such projects are a vehicle for learning new stuff))... Most of what I do involves working, doing things related to my work, maintaining my physical and/or financial health, and planning for my future.

      The life of a responsible, disciplined adult isn't easy, nor does it tend to be fun. But we find ways to make such trivial work interesting...

      More power to teachers if they can find ways to make education and learning interesting. It *can* be (and I think for most of us reading /., it is) -- but it first takes a self-driven *desire* to learn the given material; a certain passion... Without it, education is rote tedium; an obstacle in the way of other, more-entertaining things.

    9. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nothing beats the screenwriter's infamous defense of his work on AICN.

      "A five minute trip to any online encyclopedia source (either MSN Encarta or the Britannica service) would let you know that the model of the Earth's Core I used for the movie is correct."

      No, seriously.

    10. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by dintech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Learning and education should be entertaining.

      I think you can take this too far and it's exactly where we'll end up in our schools and universities. If we're not careful that is. Certainly in the UK there is a drive to make school and degree level material more 'entertaining' and 'fun'. That's why we end up with some places teaching David Beckham Studies. I'd rather be a bit bored but learn something useful, wouldn't you?

      Also you can't make education entertaining to all people. Some students would be fascinated by David Beckham, I would be bored to tears.

    11. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 1

      "The sad reality is that most of life is boring -- and the sooner people recognize this, accept it, move on and learn the necessary material anyway, the better off we'll all be."

      Hah! The sooner other people accept this, the better off I will be.

      People have told me that most of life is boring, and I've made it a personal goal in life to prove them wrong. Life is only boring if you do what other people want you to do. Sure, its good for civilization that people do boring stuff, but for the individual its just pointless. I live for myself, not for the rest of the world, than you.

    12. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by notque · · Score: 1

      You really feel that strongly that your opinion of life is the best one? That's usually how intolerance happens.

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    13. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by static0verdrive · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pretty much what I was thinking. ANYONE studying for their physics exam by watching Speed deserves the mark they get.

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    14. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by svunt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you can read or see a bunch of Shakespeare's works and get nothing relevant or educational out of them, you probably live in a small, opaque metal box with breathing holes and no possibility of human contact. Fictional works in general can be extremely educational, and very much relevant to life. Their value doesn't simply come from the accuracy of the science, that's really not the point. Your life as a 'professional young adult' sounds awfully dull, I wonder at what point you'll have won whatever race you're running and enjoy life. I'm a 32 year old IT professional doing a degree in linguistics & philosophy, I have a partner who's a lecturer and also doing her PhD, and we spend a great deal of time doing things that are purely 'fun'. I have an excellent understanding of basic physics, and I thought Die Hard 4.0 was an very enjoyable stupid movie full of awesome things going BOOM! I mean, physics aside, let's talk about the biology of that kung-fu chick. She took a couple of full-speed hits from an SUV with Bruce Fucking Willis at the wheel, and her hair didn't even frizz up. I imagine anyone with enough brains to pursue a career in science, engineering, medicine, etc would be able to put Die Hard aside when they hit their exams...anyone with a brain knows that John McCain operates outside of normal time and space.

    15. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      I bet you that most of that can be made fun, at least certain parts of it.

      Programming - less emphasis on syntax and actual stare at letters programming and more of thought process development. Solve puzzles ! try to find faster ways of doing them and understand how you took this abstract solution to make it step by step. Obviously you incorporate this into a game of some sort.

      Chemistry - you can make things go boom. 'Nough said

      Shakespeare was fun when you read an Ebonics version. Stories are stories, but if you take out the hard to get past old english, it becomes an enjoyable story once again. You can also read them side by side to help translate the ideas in your head.

      Managing personal finances is a lot like Juggling - there's an idea ;)

      Sure, you can't make the nitty gritty stuff fun, but so what. You can still impart valuable lessons and at least teach the concept of something in an entertaining way. Let them specialize later on in life and learn the boring stuff...

      The problem is that different things interest different people - so making a curriculum that is this abstract has definite drawbacks from a teacher perspective..

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    16. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The sad reality is that most of life is boring -- and the sooner people recognize this, accept it, move on and learn the necessary material anyway, the better off we'll all be.
      Nah, that's just a mindset (at least in the developed world) created to make the millions of people feel better about their misplacement in jobs they don't actually like. There is no reason why you can't have fun while being useful, it's just a matter of finding what you enjoy and where its needed. If you aren't enjoying your existence, you should probably change it.
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    17. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by joss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > if you take out the hard to get past old english, it becomes an enjoyable story once again.

      Never understood that at all, maybe being English helps, but when I did
      it at school my problem was understanding what the hell was so difficult
      about it. When people asked me to translate a section into understandable
      English I was baffled, it all made perfect sense already [some exceptions
      of course]. Take away the language and a fair amount of the point goes away.
      I thought http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117509/ did a good job of leaving
      the language in place but updating the setting.

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    18. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by microbox · · Score: 1

      The sad reality is that most of life is boring -- and the sooner people recognize this, accept it, move on and learn the necessary material anyway, the better off we'll all be.

      As a society we seem to struggle with the need to be constantly entertained - and thus experience unnecessary boredom. But maybe boredom could be a relief... nothing's happening, why do we have to become agitated by that.

      A lack of boredom lays the ground for the ability to _enjoy_ oneself.

      I once saw an old lady and a teenager waiting for a bus side-by-side. The old lady was just sitting there perfectly happy, taking in the day. The teenager looked like he was having his balls dragged across a cheese grater. Same day, same bus-stop, different mentality.

      I would say that life doesn't have to be boring at all. When nothing entertaining is happening, we have to acknowledge that, and acknowledge that we can't live life being entertained like children constantly. When you get over the need to be entertained, you'll never experience boredom again -- and therefore experience much more contentment and genuine happiness.

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    19. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      But should entertainment be educational? Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was educational? Well, I remember learning a bunch of dinosaur names (which then I promptly forgot) on Jurassic Park. And I didn't know anything about the Titanic other than it sank, so I guess that one could count as historical.

      That's part of the problem - people assume movies that are based on real stories are factually accurate - and so base their "understanding" of history on what's depicted in the movie; not from actually studying the event.

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    20. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      People get used to their education being fun and become unable to concentrate on real learning. Educational material should be presented in a way that is easy to understand. I've lost count of the number of journal papers I've struggled through, only to find that the concepts they presented were actually very simple but presented in an overcomplicated way to make the original author sound more intelligent. There seems to be a belief in the scientific community that good work has to be hard to understand. I'm not sure who originally said this (Robin Milner maybe?), but I think it should be engraved on the wall of every scientific research establishment:

      The person who deserves credit for a discovery is not the first one to discover it, but the first one to explain it well enough that no one else needs to discover it.
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    21. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by saider · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is not necessarily educational entertainment, but rather that in an effort to create a plot device, writers need to break the laws of physics. While this is fine for fanciful styles (fantasy, sci-fi, etc) it should be avoided in settings where there is no expectation that the laws of physics will not apply. When talking about the starship Enterprise, I expect that there will be a lot of stuff unsupported by science. But when I am watching a police show, the writer should not break the laws of physics for a plot device. This is, in my opinion, a lack of imagination and a weak style of writing.

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    22. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by rizole · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now you tell me. Boy am I kicking myself now.

    23. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by SkorpiXx · · Score: 2, Informative

      he sad reality is that most of life is boring -- and the sooner people recognize this, accept it, move on and learn the necessary material anyway, the better off we'll all be.
      From xkcd http://xkcd.com/137/:

      The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I'm sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out ahead of us. We see the same things each day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, each day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms. We act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us.

      And no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of someday easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up.

      This is very important, so I want to say it as clearly as I can: Fuck. That. Shit.
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    24. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      "Educational material should be presented in a way that is easy to understand. "

      Some things simply are not easy to understand. Einstein's theory of general relativity, for instance, is very complicated and full of mathematics that someone without a PhD in theoretical physics will struggle through. Sure it can be dumbed down to the point where a layperson can get a general idea of what he is saying, but the argument that such interpretations should replace all journal papers on the subject is ludicrous.

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    25. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by KnuthKonrad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was educational?

      Depends on what you think "educational" is, I think. If you're thinking about "hard facts", well, that's difficult, because in order to know that you just got presented a fact, you already need to, well, know the fact. For example, in Stargate the Goa'uld names are actual names of egyptian gods. Someone not interested in egyptian mythology might not know that and it doesn't matter for enjoying the movie. The names could have just made up by the authors. And someone who recognizes the names already has that knowledge.

      OTOH, you have "soft facts" that one could have picked up from blockbusters. The opening scene in Saving Private Ryan is a classic in that sense as it seems to reflect the reality at D-Day pretty accurate (according to veterans). You don't learn any hard facts from this scene, but you learn that a war/a battle is nothing funny. Instead it is a nightmare you'd avoid at all cost.

      Compare that to the "clean and straight" war presented in 1970ish movies like Midway and you clearly see a difference.

      Other examples that come to mind (although I'm not sure if they qualify as blockbusters) are Rain Man (explaining Autism to a wider audience) or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (denouncing common methods in asylums).

      So, yes, entertainment and education is not necessarily an unsolvable conflict

    26. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      If you can read or see a bunch of Shakespeare's works and get nothing relevant or educational out of them, you probably live in a small, opaque metal box with breathing holes and no possibility of human contact. Fictional works in general can be extremely educational, and very much relevant to life.

      Can be, but aren't necessarily. Shakespeare may be a classic, but he's not to everyone's tastes - and that doesn't mean they're just uncultured, or living in a metal box.

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    27. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Ash+Vince · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is therefore bizarre to expect entertainment to be factually accurate. I actually agree with this, to expect movies or television to be accurate beyond the level needed to suspend the majority of the populations disbelief is asking a bit much.

      However I can also see the point of the original article and paper. I studied Physics and Space Technology to degree level and I can remember numerous discussions I have had with non-phsycists regarding interesting areas of physics where they actually mentioned popular entertainment as an example of why what I was saying must be incorrect.

      The real problem here is that when you get down to the nitty gritty alot of Phsycics is counter-intuitive to the layman. In order to cope with this movies and entertainment can either "dumb down" the ideas to make them sound right to the layman (also known as the majority) or can be true to the real world and make physicists happy (the few). Confronted with this choice anyone will go with angling the product to appeal to the largest market, unless you are already 100% sure the product will have no mass appeal regardless of which path you choose.

      It is true that a solution to this problem could be to make movies factually accurate, but where is the fun in that? I am more than capable of watching speed when the bus does a super jump and not be instantly objecting at how inaccurate it is (I do object to the rest of that shit film though). Most of us are able to watch entertainment and suspend our disbelief to a certain level even when we know what we are watching is inaccurate.

      I think a better solution is to force people to study Physics to a sufficient level that you gain a basic understanding of the underlying principles. I do not mean a true understanding of every concept, but enough so that you learn that the level of understanding you do have is not the complete picture and is a simplification (or scientific model) of reality.

      The thing that frustrated me about studying physics was that every year I would be told that what I learnt the year before was not really what was happening and that you could no longer rely on it to hold true in all situations that would come up over the coming year. With hindsight however this was a very valuable to learn as it teaches you that your understanding of a subject may be a far to simple to apply to the real world. This understanding extends to all things.
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    28. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't have a very recent recollection of any Shakespeare, but I did recently read the a tale of Two cities (or try to, after chapter 3 I read the cliff notes for 1-4 and boy... was I off ...), and the problems I had were these.

      1) Most of the words had the same base root, so deciphering what they meant was dooable, except for a few. I wound up coming out of the first chapter thinking they were looking for whores... or something totally off base like that...

      and 2) This one is probably the most important. I spent so much time trying to translate words in sequences so foreign to me that I kind of missed the point. Those may have mostly been words that I understood, but they might as well have been french because the story was lost on me.

      It's something like this - You use a language in a very foreign way and add in metaphors, and I don't know wither to take them literally or not...

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    29. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by chip_0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its not a question of someone expecting entertainment to be educational, but as much of people's physical understanding is intuitive, it gets affected by things that you see often. People start "expecting" space ships to make whooshing sounds even if they know sound cant travel in vacuum.

    30. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by RobertLTux · · Score: 2, Informative

      a minor "correction" in the bit about Stargate most of the Goa'uld names were Egyptian Gods but a number of them were not "Lord Yu" is a good example
      also the bit about the glowing eyes was explained via a radioactive mineral being in the "snakes" bodies. Very little about the show was explained as being "magic".

      Most of the time Dr jackson did mention in passing the where part of the names.

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    31. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Even accounts in history class are going to be misleading at best. They will tend to be simplified and usually interpreted through modern sensibilities altered by n+1 years of historical revisionism that has occured since the event did.

      Anything that doesn't involve personal firsthand memiors as source material is just going to be a lost cause from the start.

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    32. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      In the Stargate series they expanded the god names from just Egyptian ones.

      Names like Odin, Thor and Loki should be a dead giveaway.

      Now ask me how I first came to know about Odin, Thor and Loki... not "pretentious" source by any means.

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    33. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Wormholio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > ANYONE studying for their physics exam by watching Speed deserves the mark they get.

      The problem is not so direct. Physics students have a lot of pre-formed assumptions about how things work, which then influence how they learn the course material. Some of those assumptions are right, some are wrong, and the wrong ones can get in the way of learning. One part of what I do as a physics teacher is find and redirect these mis-understandings.

      On the other hand, movie situations can also make for instructive problems, where the student figures out why the bus can't make that jump, and learns something from it.

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    34. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "John McCain operates outside of normal time and space."

      Most republicans do.

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    35. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Warbothong · · Score: 1

      "You had to hand it to human beings. They had one of the strangest powers in the universe. ... No other species anywhere in the world had invented boredom." Thief of Time, Terry Pratchett

    36. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by EvilErik · · Score: 0

      "...but if you take out the hard to get past old english..."

      Just to pick nits, Shakespeare is absolutely _not_ Old English. It's Middle English. "cearu and sacu ádreccað ðæt folc" would be an example of Old English. A tad harder to ken than Shakespearian English.

    37. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had no idea what Posi-Traction(TM) was until I saw "My Cousin Vinny."

      I also learned how the phrase "torque wrench" can sound sexy when it's uttered by Marisa Tomei. :)

    38. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      John McCain: Republican senator from Arizona, running for the 2008 Republican nomination for President.

      John McClane: Bruce Willis' character in Die Hard.

      Unwitting puns: Priceless.

    39. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up!

    40. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      "There is no reason why you can't have fun while being useful, it's just a matter of finding what you enjoy and where its needed."

      The fact is that there are certain jobs that nobody enjoys, but that require humans to do the work.

      Like being president, for example.

    41. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you get a score of 2 for that?
      Funny thing is , that is probably what everyone says about you.

      moron

    42. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by errxn · · Score: 1

      Movies like, oh, An Inconvenient Truth?

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    43. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by teh_commodore · · Score: 3, Funny

      If more people are dumb, it makes us smart people worth more. It's economically viable for us to invest in these movie studios.

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    44. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Let me tell you something about literature. I read like I breath. I guess it started around my 9th year of life and until I was 16 I couldn't stop reading. I was reading all the time, often rereading the same thing, it was all about fiction and especially science-fiction, history, adventure, some non-fiction. I love books, love reading, at this point I read when I can but I am just too busy to read as much as I want. I was top student in all of my literature and language classes (my native languages are Russian and Ukrainian, I also speak Hebrew, French and German.)

      However, I would be absolutely terrified of having to do that for living. Also I wouldn't get an education in literature or philosophy though I took Canadian literature of 20th century, philosophy of sexuality (Plato on Socrates. Writing. Writing on Socrates) and a sociology course as electives at UofT. Obviously I am a tech guy. I don't like Shakespeare, couldn't care less about it. Does this put me into a metal box with holes in it? No it doesn't. It is a matter of taste.

      Of-course the GP wasn't talking about Shakespeare, he was using it as an example of any literature. As far as I am concerned if you enjoy books anyway, then it doesn't matter. If you don't enjoy books, well, at this time in history it looks like all you have to know is where the TV remote is. It's not the same depth, not even the same game, but it looks like it is a working substitute. Not too deep, but working.

    45. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      "Learning and education should be entertaining"

      I can't say I agree. There are some subjects that are just plain boring. Creating the expectation that learning should be entertaining could lead to inatettion and lack of subscription in those subjects where it is difficult to make the subject entertaining.

      In addition, repetetion is in many ways the fundamental basis of learning. Even an entertaining subject can become boring on the third repetetion and that many not be enough to make the knowledge permanent.

      If we create the false expectation that knowledge should be entertaining the first time some kid is bored by a subject they will not learn anything. And even then, something that is entertaining to one kid may be brain rottingly boring to another. A better solution is to teach children that knowledge is valuable and even though it may be boring to attain the benefits are immense.

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    46. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The Core (2003) http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0298814/ was both educational and fun.
      Atleast reading the movie physics review on it. http://www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/core.html
      Quotes such as "It's the worst physics movie...ever...." and "...the movie's heroes are at least 335 bombs short...." just make me laugh everytime I read it It's the same writer as Transformers... which probably explains why there's sentences like "It's a global blackout, we've lost all communications!" all over that stupid movie.

      How can you know an event is global if you have no communications?
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    47. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Perhaps learning should be entertaining, but the reverse does not apply. Not all entertainment needs to be educational.

      It is therefore bizarre to expect entertainment to be factually accurate.

      Well, if they can stop using realism as a selling point, then we'll stop decrying their lack of realism.

      Deep Impact's hyper machine was all over the science news programs back then, bragging about how much their physics was t3h awesome. The movie mentions that the comet will enter Earth's atmo at many times the speed of sound.... when the comet enters, it makes a thunderous noise, which prompts people to turn around and look at it coming.

      That's one of the million things to hate about that movie, but this one stuck with me, because it's so. damn. obviously stupid.
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    48. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      >If you can read or see a bunch of Shakespeare's works and get nothing relevant or educational out of them, you probably live in a small, opaque metal box with breathing holes and no possibility of human contact.

      Hey! It's called a cubicle, you insensitive clod!

      Are we office workers not human? If you prick us, do we not bleed?

    49. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linguistics? Nobody "does" a degree, especially a linguistics degree.

    50. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Panickd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not just Shakespeare they're talking about here, it's fictional literature in general. And I agree wholeheartedly with them. Good fictional works are about the fundamental ideas and feelings that make us human.

      There are far too many engineer-types that have studied nothing but math and physics for their entire lives and end up wandering the planet as near emotionless automatons (I know because I knew a lot of them in school and work with several of them). These are people who saw no "real world value" in fictional movies or works of literature if they were not grounded in the world of science that they knew.

      And thats frankly pretty sad. Because most of these people will end up as the kind of "guy in the pits" scientific or engineering workers who do the hardcore number crunching for the guys that have the more well rounded visions. Very few of them ever rise to become the "go to" guy or the team leader because they don't posses the necessary emotional or social skills to effectively manage those positions. They never become the one that comes up with the idea, only the one that works on the ideas of others. They work to make the things that make other peoples lives a better place without ever really living a life of their own. Most of the guys I work with do 12-14 hour days almost every day! Even on weekends! And I can almost guarantee that the team leader goes home after 10 hours every day and rarely (if ever) do you see his face in the office on the weekends. Because he has something more than work in his (or her) life.

      The sciences are truly awesome but like everything else in life you can have too much of a good thing. Balance is key.

      And that's the purpose of good fictional stories (whether told through literature or movies), they teach us a lot about how to be human. How to have compassion and empathy for others and how to express our emotional connection to other people. And the danger of discounting Shakespeare or Hemingway or the works of Plato as having "no real world value" is that you ignore a lot of what it is to be a part of humanity.

      And some of them are just plain fun!

    51. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've lost count of the number of journal papers I've struggled through, only to find that the concepts they presented were actually very simple but presented in an overcomplicated way to make the original author sound more intelligent. There seems to be a belief in the scientific community that good work has to be hard to understand.

      I've never seen this in a field I understand well, but when you read papers outside your field, it can seem that way and I can see how a lay person reading papers I've been involved in could come away with your idea. Generally that extra complexity you find pretentious is there because of there are minor issues of which you aren't aware. I don't know how many times I've been dinged by reviewers because we didn't perfectly address there petty point of view. This is usually fixed by adding another sentence about how something isn't important and a reference to back it up. We many sound like we're trying to be know it alls, but to make a solid science argument is complex. If the complexity is too much for you, just read the abstract and the conclusion. They are intended for you.

    52. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF does "A Tale of Two Cities", written by Charles Dickens in 1859 IN MODERN ENGLISH, have to do with anything!? If you have difficulty with MODERN English that is your problem, not the writer's. Do you freak out if a Kiki talks about Jandals and Chilly Bins?

    53. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to the 'tard in this thread who brought up Dickens... "Uh, uh, uh, I can't understand the Modern English..."

    54. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing marvel comics.

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    55. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      The thing about stargate is they explain everything, but I've always preferred hand waving to technobabble when something is clearly impossible. The glowing eyes is a perfect example. Don't even bother trying to explain it, because then you're left with the obvious question about radioactive materials in something wrapped around your spinal column managed cause visible florescence through just the eyes.

    56. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      The sad reality is that most of life is boring -- and the sooner people recognize this, accept it, move on and learn the necessary material anyway, the better off we'll all be
      Wow. Sucks to be you. Maybe a career change is in order.

      I'm a university professor, and I love teaching, which definitely involves entertaining my students. I spend a few hours a week doing boring shit (marking, administrivia) but so what?

      I'm also happily married and a devoted father. I enjoy nature every day. Life doesn't need to be boring, so find out what thrills you and devote the rest of your life to it. It may not work out, but what the hell?
    57. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm not sure when batman begins came out, but there were some good lessons in that movie - and i thought it was the best batman movie ever and a very good movie.

      "why do we fall down, bruce? so we can practice getting back up again."

      "it is not who you are deep down inside, it is what you do that defines you."

      these are HUGE lessons in this experience called life.

    58. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by KnuthKonrad · · Score: 1

      I was refering to the movie Stargte (as the parent post talked about blockbusters), not the series. IIRC, the movie only dealt with egyptian gods. But I guess you're right with Dr. Jackson explaining the names. I forgot about that.

    59. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by halifamous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Learning and education should be entertaining. Or at least, you should have the option of having an interesting and educational experience. I know I'm late to the game here, but I have to object to this. Education should not be entertaining. As a high school teacher, I try very hard to make my subjects (physics and math) interesting, but I object to the idea that I should be a clown as well as an educator. I have seen a lot of teachers who go out of their way to make school "fun", and I worry this can lead to students who balk at difficult or abstract concepts.

      I agree that students need to learn to find enjoyment in learning, but I want them to enjoy the actual work, not just remember games from school. Is it not worth showing students how to enjoy something even when it's not explicitly entertaining?

      I understand that there's stuff that one has to learn simply to have a job and function on a day to day basis in society... I'm not so pessimistic to think that school is about training people to become good little worker bees. I wish fewer people saw it that way. School is an introduction to the world, and to developing empathy for other people and their ideas. You can use the skills learned there to find a job, but that should not be the primary goal.
    60. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by FlatLine84 · · Score: 1

      I can't believe that generations of people actually are believing stuff in the movies. It makes me think of the kids watching Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, and thinking all that crap would work.... Are you saying these kids never grew up? Are we that sheltered now? When the hell is in the water?

    61. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shakespeare is not Old English. Beowulf is Old English. Shakespeare is Elizabethan, and pretty freakin modern.

      And some of it could be made more accessible -- Henry V would still be an awesome summer blockbuster with more modern english (but c'mon, how do you translate "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!"). Othello's very commonly done in, uh, "ebonics". Hamlet and Romeo and Juliet, well they've been done to death.

      That you _can't_ enjoy it because of the dated language, that's really _your_ problem. Probably it's because you've only ever heard it read by pretentiously strutting actors who must *orate* every line while strutting and fretting his hour upon the stage. Go watch a couple movie versions and you'll get used to the language very quickly.

    62. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by turgid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not just Shakespeare they're talking about here, it's fictional literature in general. And I agree wholeheartedly with them. Good fictional works are about the fundamental ideas and feelings that make us human.

      I wish my teachers has told me that before they started on Shakespeare, with its archaic turn of phrase and out-dated spelling, the modern poetry, the ungrammatical and poorly spelled trendy modern prose, etc.

      "Why are they teaching us this when the spelling isn't even right and the sentences don't even make sense," Is what I thought at age 12, and I resented English as a result.

      My understanding was that it was all about spelling, grammar, writing reports and answering comprehension questions.

      "They" didn't let the cat out of the bag for another four years. By that time, I'd exhausted the supply of Isaac Asimov and Douglas Adams and had given up reading other than computer programming and science magazines and computer science text books.

      Somewhere along the lines I went on a fruit break.

      By the way, Shakespeare has "too many words" for me, but the English teachers (mrs Turgid included) seem to love it. As far as I can tell, his plays present a canned and comprehensive study of the major facets of the human condition, and that is their value. Some people derive pleasure from the way it's written. It just sounds like a lot of verbal diarrhea to me. I sat through Sean Bean's Macbeth once and came out feeling like my ears had been boxed and my brain was numb from all the words.

    63. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And people start expecting cars to blow up after accidents, so that bystanders hastily move injured drivers and passengers, sometimes worsening spinal injuries in the process.

    64. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by zolaar · · Score: 1
      Pop quiz, hotshot!

      1. A mass sitting on a horizontal frictionless surface is attached to one end of spring; the other end is fixed to a wall. 3.0 J of work is required to compress the spring by 0.12 m. If the mass is released from rest with the spring compressed, it experiences a maximum acceleration of 15 m/s/s. Your job is to find the value of the spring constant. What do you do?


      What do you do?
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    65. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Nah, that's just a mindset (at least in the developed world) created to make the millions of people feel better about their misplacement in jobs they don't actually like. There is no reason why you can't have fun while being useful, it's just a matter of finding what you enjoy and where its needed. If you aren't enjoying your existence, you should probably change it."

      I'd argue that most people would rather not work given the option, but have no other choice in the time and age in which we live. At some point technology will make people redundant and the socio-economic model will need serious rethinking. Keynes predicted people would have more leisure time then they knew what to do with as the result of markets, but he couldn't have been more wrong. He didn't understand that the exact opposite is true: Every move forward in technology, efficiency, progress, etc, adds more stress in a competitive consumption based society. Every new product adds new strains on resources both human and environmental.

      Work can be fun and enjoyable if that work is interessting and/or you are passionate about a cause and are willing to do whatever it takes. But the truth is many people do not find joy in the work world because what they are interested in commands no commercial value or they are not the right fit for the part. How many american idol rejects would love to sing for a living for instance? There's lots of people that love their jobs, but I'd argue the ratio of job lovers to job tolerators is rather skewed in favor of the tolerators. "I do it because I need the money".

      Also many jobs one can love or enjoy have their lulls and tedious periods, also there is burnout or boredom (law of diminishing returns). People grow and change and we should assume one size fits for all time.

    66. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      In the Stargate series they expanded the god names from just Egyptian ones.

      Names like Odin, Thor and Loki should be a dead giveaway.
      Actually, in the movie there was only one "god" mentioned at all - and Ra was assumed to be the only (or rather last) one, just like it was thought there was only one Stargate apart from the one on Earth.

      And the "Norse gods" are all Asgard.

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    67. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Perhaps learning should be entertaining"

      I think interesting would be a better word to use than entertaining. Entertaining implies a start and an end, such as is the case with a movie, a TV show or a video game (even with MMOs its possible to explore all the content). But interesting implies that you can keep learning (for fun!) beyond what is presented to you.

    68. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Sinical · · Score: 1

      I mean, physics aside, let's talk about the biology of that kung-fu chick.

      Yes, very definitely let's. Maggie Q is yummy.

      anyone with a brain knows that John McCain operates outside of normal time and space.

      And a hell of a presidential candidate, to boot. I think you mean "McClain" or "McClane" summat like that.
    69. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Jaeph · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but what a baseless load of nothing.

      Go back in time. 95-99% of people were farmers, barely scratching by an existence. Are you seriously telling me that all of them enjoyed there jobs? Or are you suggesting that they had alternatives to 12 hours of plowing that they failed to explore?

      Now move forward to today, are you suggesting that there's a job with everyone's name on it that pays a living wage and is enjoyable? Please - most of us have to sit here posting to slashdot just to keep from being bored at work.

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    70. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Now ask me how I first came to know about Odin, Thor and Loki... not "pretentious" source by any means.

      Marvel Comics ?-)

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    71. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by bean123456789 · · Score: 1

      Most kids (including me, when I was one, and still to this day) couldn't care less what Shakespeare wrote -- and what he wrote is frankly irrelevant to anybody who does something useful for a living (scientists, engineers, doctors), though still useful for people who "play" for a living

      Just because a subject matter doesn't involve hard science doesn't make it any less important to the human race. Literature is in fact a great source of knowledge about humans. Perhaps you should be more introspective, not all people want to live your life or in fact learn the things you know. Calling certain literature irrelevant, while an opinion, is pretty fucking naive (in mine). And what about the useful blue collar grunts, this just makes you sound like an elitist asshole.

    72. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bull. real life isn't the hippy-dippy "everyone can grow up to be what they want". That's what's lead to so many welfare moms who think they're all princesses and never actually grow up.

      maturity is the day you realize that work isn't about "fun". It's about earning the means for "fun".

      Even Neil Stephenson tells you this, in Snow Crash. to paraphrase, "there's a time in every man's life where he realizes he's never going to be the world's biggest bad-ass". That no amount of training in the Himalayas will make you Batman.

      which means you either learn that your job is not who you are, and work anyways to pay for your life. Or be a Hollywood baby who never matures because they're always sheltered, till the day they end up suiciding from an overdose because they can't handle reality. Or a welfare/SSI parasite who blames everything on everyone else and believes they are 'entitled" to everything for free.

      But those few of you who are fortunate to be paid to do what you want, do not make the arrogant mistake of believing that you are unique and awesome and that it's all based on your uber smart planning. Nor should you look down on others who didn't find themselves so fortunate.

      And those of us who aren't living the work life we desire, remember that the luck can come to you. Or, find your validation from things outside of work, wherever and whenever you can.

    73. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "why do we fall down, bruce? so we can practice getting back up again."
      "it is not who you are deep down inside, it is what you do that defines you."
      these are HUGE lessons in this experience called life.

      Possibly... you call them lessons; I call them platitudes.

      I liked Batman Begins, but only the first half. After that it degenerated into standard Hollywood silliness.

    74. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by PPH · · Score: 1

      Learning and education should be entertaining.
      Tera Patrick with glasses in a white lab coat. I can just see it now.
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    75. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      If you can read or see a bunch of Shakespeare's works and get nothing relevant or educational out of them, you probably live in a small, opaque metal box with breathing holes and no possibility of human contact. Fictional works in general can be extremely educational, and very much relevant to life. Their value doesn't simply come from the accuracy of the science, that's really not the point. The question isn't what you can learn from Shakespear, but what you should not learn from him.
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    76. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
      Not to be nitpicking, but I was once a teaching assistant in a Shakespeare course (my first professional job!). So, I have some professional experience with this....

      Actually, Shakespeare also isn't Middle English. You like Middle English? Try untranslated Chaucer:

      Whan that April with his showres soote
      The droughte of March hath perced to the roote,
      And bathed every veine in swich licour,
      Of which vertu engendred is the flowr; (ll. 1-4)

      Shakespeare is basically archaic modern English, and I tend to think that people who complain about him are lazy. Seriously, what's hard about:

      When shall we three meet again, in Thunder, Lightening or in Rain?
      When the Hurley-Burley's done, when the battles lost, and won,
      That will be ere the set of sun.

      Where's the place?
      Upon the heath, there to meet with Macbeth

      I'm sorry, people who find that difficult are poorly educated in the English language. It makes me sad.

      Occasionally, he'll throw up some obscure word that can't be gotten from context... but tons of writers do that. (H. P. Lovecraft, I'm looking at you, here.)

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      "MIT betrayed all of its basic principles."
    77. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by gilroy · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Sure, its good for civilization that people do boring stuff, but for the individual its just pointless. I live for myself, not for the rest of the world, than [sic] you.

      I hope you begin and end every day thanking whatever powers you believe in that not everyone is like you. It's a recipe for disaster. The system can only support a small number of parasites... of which you, by your admission, are one.
    78. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those 3 J of work are now stored as potential energy in the spring, as determined by PE = 0.5kx^2, where k is the spring constant and x is the distance the spring is compressed. Therefore, 3 J = (0.5)(k)(0.12 m)^2 -> k = 416.7 N/m.

    79. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Overall, your point is well taken, but Einstein himself had two very pertinent quotes on the subject.

      1) "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
      2) "If you can't explain something to a six year-old, you don't understand it yourself."

      Einstein had a way of breaking down some of the most complex ideas of his time (or any time, really) in a way that was easy to digest, even for a layperson.

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      Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules
    80. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Whom99 · · Score: 1

      Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was educational?

      Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was any good? Do you remember a summer blockbuster?
    81. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And I didn't know anything about the Titanic other than it sank
      Hey buddy, what happened to the ***SPOILER ALERT***?
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    82. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      And people start expecting cars to blow up after accidents, so that bystanders hastily move injured drivers and passengers, sometimes worsening spinal injuries in the process.
      Excellent point, mod parent up.
    83. Re:Watching movies is not physics homework... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was educational?

      Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was any good?
      Do you remember a summer blockbuster?


      Do you remember?
      well....




      Do you? Punk?



  14. We don't need to make movies more realistic... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We just need to ensure that we teach our children critical thinking skills. Never mind movies, in a world with Fox News and entertainment and lifestyle stories that cloak themselves as "news", this is more important than ever if future generations are going to enjoy a standard of living that even approaches what we have now.

    1. Re:We don't need to make movies more realistic... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      We just need to ensure that we teach our children critical thinking skills.

      That's going to be a hard job - when so damm few adults have any idea what critical thinking means. (And that includes many slashgeeks who toss the term around without the faintest idea what it actually entails.)
    2. Re:We don't need to make movies more realistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just to understand that they are fiction

    3. Re:We don't need to make movies more realistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "in a world with Fox News" ... and the liberal propaganda outlets that obviously have you brainwashed!

  15. No, Really?! by morari · · Score: 1

    Bad movies (pretty much anything that has a commercial nowadays) tend to hurt the understanding of everything!

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    "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
  16. These days by Burz · · Score: 1

    Seeing a movie is like watching a cartoon dressed-up like reality: An animation 'skinned' in flesh-and-blood.

    The movies use lots of tricks now (mostly CGI) to aim for a transcendent quality in action sequences. At the same time, there is also a trend toward hyper-realist imagery (through CGI) in both video games and movies. I can see how the tight association of this action-transcendence with realist imagery could hamper a student's sense of real physical phenomena.

    1. Re:These days by morari · · Score: 1

      I don't recall ever seeing any hyper-realistic CGI. That stuff always looks fake to me; plastic-like with the wrong lighting.

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    2. Re:These days by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I don't recall ever seeing any hyper-realistic CGI. Something about that sentence is self-explanatory.
  17. Speed calculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    (50 feet) / (70 mph) = 0.487012987 seconds
    0.5 * g * ((0.487012987 s)^2) = 1.16297871 meters

    So as long as the receiving end of the freeway happens to be 1.16 m lower than the departing end, YOU'RE OK!

    1. Re:Speed calculation by davinc · · Score: 1

      except w/o a ramp the nose of the bus would fall first as the wheels lost contact with the ground... landing it on its nose or back.

    2. Re:Speed calculation by Sunburnt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless you should somehow happen to decelerate during the flight. As if, say, the power transfer surfaces of the vehicle were not in contact with a surface, or if air resistance in front of the bus countered a portion of the bus' kinetic energy.

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    3. Re:Speed calculation by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      So as long as the receiving end of the freeway happens to be 1.16 m lower than the departing end, YOU'RE OK!

      I was going to say something about the bridge collapsing but I guess that would be in bad taste.

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    4. Re:Speed calculation by dfsmith · · Score: 1

      Hey, if the wheels are turning fast enough, it should aid the jump!

      And wind resistance can be made negligible if the bus is heavy enough. How do you know what its mass was? Eh? Eh?

    5. Re:Speed calculation by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      God Bless Google, slowly but surely destroying awareness of unit conversion and significant figures.

    6. Re:Speed calculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The nose of the bus doesn't fall faster just because the rear is still on the bridge. The nose will fall a bit over a meter, as will the rear. It won't have time to make any kind of significant turn.

    7. Re:Speed calculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you feel the need to replace "g" with "9.8 m/s^2"?

    8. Re:Speed calculation by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Why did you feel the need to replace "g" with "9.8 m/s^2"? Google wasn't recognizing the variable.
    9. Re:Speed calculation by Sunburnt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, if the wheels are turning fast enough, it should aid the jump!

      Ah, right. Got me there.

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    10. Re:Speed calculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:Speed calculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Air resistance is a legitimate concern. But, if you really think that the "power transfer surfaces" not being in contact with a surface would in and of itself cause the bus to decelerate then you need to go review Newton's 1st law.

    12. Re:Speed calculation by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      Actually, the nose of the bus *does* fall faster because the rear is still on the bridge. You see, when you remove the support from the front wheels, it is the center of gravity of the bus that starts to fall. The back of the bus still being supported, the front has to fall faster so that the center falls at the right speed.

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    13. Re:Speed calculation by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Ah. I didn't try specifying the resulting units, as I didn't recognize kg/s^2 as equivalent to meters. (It's been a long, long time side I had a physics class.)

    14. Re:Speed calculation by davinc · · Score: 1

      Going to disagree with you here. It isn't that the nose falls faster, it is that it starts falling first. This pitches the nose down, and in doing so starts a rotation. Grab a toy car, even a center balanced one and push it off a table and watch. Nose dive... every time.

  18. Oh Noes! by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

    Who cares if the burger-flipper at the local fast food joint believes that a bus can jump a 50-foot span? Sure, it highlights how not-bright a lot of society is but does it really matter if people who do no science at all have a faulty understanding of physics. All I care about is whether or not men-of-science know the truth of it.

    Well, that and my bus driver...

    1. Re:Oh Noes! by gronofer · · Score: 1

      Who cares if the burger-flipper at the local fast food joint believes that a bus can jump a 50-foot span? Sure, it highlights how not-bright a lot of society is but does it really matter if people who do no science at all have a faulty understanding of physics. All I care about is whether or not men-of-science know the truth of it.
      Well, they may steal a bus one evening after drinking too much. Or worse, they may have learned everything they know about food hygiene from the same movie.
    2. Re:Oh Noes! by Burz · · Score: 1

      Well, the burger-flippers can vote and don't seem very critical of programs like SDI.

      That's why I care.

    3. Re:Oh Noes! by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who cares if the burger-flipper at the local fast food joint believes that a bus can jump a 50-foot span?

            Agreed. I mean after all, you have to save room for 50% of the population on the OTHER side of the Gauss/normal/bell curve.

            Then again, if you look at all the scientific progress made SINCE the 1960's, I'd say the world doesn't have to fear stagnation yet. Also bear in mind that most of this progress has been made by the same generation that was busy smoking pot/other things in the 1960's...

            This is just the same old fallacy about "this generation is morally depraved, completely off the rails, etc" that has been around since Plato and Socrates. Old farts never understand the young idiots that are going to replace them. It's the way of the world.

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    4. Re:Oh Noes! by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      Always loved the saying - About half the people have below average IQ.

      Average IQ is 100
      Descriptive Classifications of Intelligence Quotients

      IQ Description % of Population
      130+ Very superior 2.2%
      120-129 Superior 6.7%
      110-119 High average 16.1%
      90-109 Average 50%
      80-89 Low average 16.1%
      70-79 Borderline 6.7%
      Below 70 Extremely low 2.2%

    5. Re:Oh Noes! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Who cares if the burger-flipper at the local fast food joint believes that a bus can jump a 50-foot span?


      Well, if that burger-flipper ends up driving the bus I'm on because the regular driver got shot, and he can't stop the bus because it has a bomb on it, I hope he has a decent idea what that bus can and can't do.
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  19. Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by bcrowell · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I teach physics at a community college, and I actually like to use Coyote and Roadrunner as an illustration of people's Aristotelian preconceptions. When the coyote steps off a cliff, he has to stop moving forward before he can look down and go, "oh, time to fall." This is exactly what Aristotle said had to happen: an object could be doing forced motion or natural motion, but it couldn't do both at the same time. One reason Aristotelianism was accepted for thousands of years was that it does a good job of codifying the incorrect expectations that people tend to have intuitively. If it wasn't for Coyote and Roadrunner, it would be harder for me to teach this!

    My sister works at Pixar, and a lot of her work is physics simulations. (She's working on hair and cloth these days.) She says that a lot of the time, they try simulating the right physics first, but then that comes out not looking the way they want, e.g., water splashes realistically, but they want a cartoon splash, not a realistic splash. So they intentionally mung the equations to get the artistic effect they want. Well, why not? Picasso painted people with two eyes on the same side of their face.

    The reason people in the US are ignorant about physics isn't because they see movies with incorrect physics in them, it's because K-12 science education in the US is a disaster.

    1. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by fm6 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You sum it up nicely. (Though I'm not sure that Aristotle would consider the coyote's hanging in midair to be a valid interpretation of his physics.) In fact the problem is exactly the reverse: movies have bad physics — and bad science in general — because it's what people expect.

      Two examples: on Star Trek TOS, they tried very hard to be scientifically correct (later versions were less careful) but wimped out when they depicted the Enterprise moving through space. They tried doing it without sound (no sound in a vacuum), but everybody complained that it "felt wrong". So we got the famous "whoosh" during the opening credits and a strange rumble when the ship orbited a planet..

      In Babylon 5, they tried even harder. ("Conceptual Consultant" Harlan Ellison has many unendearing qualities, but he's always a stickler for scientific details.) So when spaceships docked, they had to pitch 180% so they could use their reaction engines to slow down. Perfectly good physics — but many casual viewers wondered why all the ships were flying backwards!

    2. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and yet during a boarding of the station from the outside of the centrifugal gravity drum the boarding party dropped in from the top of the corridor.

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    3. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by The+Breeze · · Score: 1

      Dude, what the hell are you thinking? Mentioning that you have a SISTER (Female - Point 1!) who works at PIXAR (Female With Money - Point 2) who understands PHYSICS (Female With Money And Brains - Point 3, GEEK TRIFECTA!) seems like you're just begging to get spammed by thousands of Slashdot Nerds who are now imagining your sister as the perfect epitome of womanhood and wondering how to get you to cough up her phone number.

    4. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

      The reason people in the US are ignorant about physics isn't because they see movies with incorrect physics in them, it's because K-12 science education in the US is a disaster.

      You're being too generous -- K-12 education in its entirety is a disaster in this country...

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    5. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by Wizarth · · Score: 1

      With our job, we have a similar thing. Lately we've been working on conceptual space vehicles, both lunar and orbital. And we are always told to put in flames. And rumble or sounds as spacecraft seperate. And lens flares. Don't forget the lens flares.

    6. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      because K-12 science education in the US is a disaster.

      That is part of the problem, but it is not the root of it. The real problem is that science and engineering are no longer as valued in society as they were during the space race and among the generation who grew up watching those early successes and failures as the cold war and the space race between the United States and the Soviet Union unfolded upon their television screens and in their imaginations. If you ask the more ambitious youngsters today what they want to be when they grow up then you will hear lawyer, CEO, real estate investor, professional athlete, and the next American Idol long before you will hear scientist or engineer. Combine this with the generally poor treatment that many scientists and engineers have received in the US job market lately, threatened with outsourcing and offshoring, burdened with long and difficult studies for, in many cases, very modest pay given the amount of work required to complete a degree in engineering, and finally low pay and seniority based pay, regardless of skill or merit, for teachers thereby ensuring that what scientists and engineers we do produce will almost never work in our primary and secondary schools. It is not just the United States either, the world today is in more danger of sliding back into the dark ages than at any other time in recent history. The war on terror, the dumbing down of our schools, the glorification of the pop idol, the rise of young earth creationism at the expense of scientific truth, the denial of global warming, and the general deference given to anyone who for whatever reason has something against scientific truth. Is it any wonder that we are falling behind?

    7. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by Merk · · Score: 1

      I find it easy to excuse the Star Trek "Whoosh" sounds, the planet-orbiting rumble, and the Star Wars tie-fighter sounds because none of these really implies that it's sound waves traveling through space.

      If you were flying against a tie-fighter, wouldn't you want some kind of audio cue that would help you track the tie fighters, and know when they zoomed past you? Maybe it's an artificial sound that helps X-Wing pilots with their situational awareness. It could even be true literal, physical sounds, both in the case of the tie fighters and the enterprise zooming past you. These things have pretty mighty engines powering them, undoubtedly sending a great deal of matter and energy away from them. If one of them were to pass you at a close distance, there would undoubtedly be a lot of particles and energy coming at you. Who knows what kinds of sounds would result as this stuff hit your spaceship / spacesuit, or whatever it is that 3rd person views in TV/movies are meant to represent.

      And this "who knows what 3rd person views represent" is how I also excuse the rumble of the orbiting ship. Sure, the shot you're showing is the enterprise from the outside, but then you cut to scenes from within the ship and the rumble doesn't change. To me that says that it's a sound that's just permeating the ship, and that the view of the ship orbiting isn't meant to be "the ship as seen by someone watching it from the outside" but rather "and now we join the crew of the enterprise as they continue with where we last left them". In fact, there are film conventions for "you're looking through the eyes of something/somebody" vs. "you're looking through the storyteller's mind's eye". Steadicam clean shots = mind's eye. Jerky shots, especially where the angle isn't ideal and there are things in the way = looking through the eyes of somebody / something.

      And yes, I really have thought about all this before. ;)

    8. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      You're speaking of the episode "Severed Dreams" I presume, in which case the first we see of the boarding party itself is when they blow a wall in, not a ceiling or floor. The explanation was that they'd already come up through the floor and were making their way towards open ground on the same level, which makes sense--you don't want to be sitting ducks climbing against "gravity" (centrifugal force) coming through a tiny hole in the floor.

      A better example where they got centrifugal "gravity" right: When the heroes boarded Babylon 4, they came up through a hole in the floor.

    9. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that it does a good job of codifying the incorrect expectations that people tend to have intuitively

      I wouldn't call it "incorrect": eyes are not cameras, and cartoons probably do a better job recording what you actually perceive than a camera, both in the first three dimensions, as well as in the fourth.

    10. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      That is part of the problem, but it is not the root of it. The real problem is that science and engineering are no longer as valued in society as they were during the space race and among the generation who grew up watching those early successes and failures as the cold war and the space race between the United States and the Soviet Union unfolded upon their television screens and in their imaginations. If you ask the more ambitious youngsters today what they want to be when they grow up then you will hear lawyer, CEO, real estate investor, professional athlete, and the next American Idol long before you will hear scientist or engineer.

      And if you'd asked kids back during the space race - you'd have gotten pretty much the same answers (slightly modified to account for differences in era). There has never been a "golden age" where some large and significant demographic wanted to be scientists or engineers. Never.
       
      This pernicious meme has absolutely no basis in truth.
       
      Post WWII, and especially in the 60's, there was a massive shortage of trained and qualified engineers. (To the degree that it's arguable whether we would have gotten to the moon if the Avro Arrow hadn't been cancelled - because virtually every engineer from there came to work in the US for NASA or a contractor.) As always, shortages mean rising salaries. Rising salaries (along with the field being, briefly, glamorous) means kids going into college are more likely to chose that track, regardless of their earlier intentions. But booms and fads never last do they? When the boom in engineering came to an abrupt halt in the early 70's - kids stopped picking engineering as a career track. Salaries fell as the field became overcrowded - and the field, through no fault of its own, fell back into being the workaday field it had been before.
       
      Does this sound familiar? It should - because it's the exact same arc that CS/IT has followed over the last decade or so.
    11. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by Threni · · Score: 1

      > With our job, we have a similar thing. Lately we've been working on conceptual space vehicles, both lunar and orbital. And we are always told to put
      > in flames. And rumble or sounds as spacecraft seperate. And lens flares. Don't forget the lens flares.

      Real life can be boring. That's why people play games. You wouldn't play them otherwise. The more realistic they are the more boring they are.

    12. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Babylon 5 really does space combat well. The Starfury moves exactly as a space ship ought to (and, apparently, NASA want to use the design as a basis for a tug for the ISS). There are some great sequences where they fight raiders who are in ships designed for atmospheric use (wings and all), and you can see how the manoeuvrability of a ship designed for space helps.

      Some of the hyperspace-related things were a bit inconsistent. For examples, the solar jumpgate was positioned off Io to give Earth warning in case of invasion, but large warships have their own jump engines (and smaller ships can fly through the portals they make. The time taken to travel through hyperspace also seems a bit random at times, but you could put this down to the unstable nature of the medium.

      B5 does the gun noises and whooshing sounds at times, but JMS explained this by saying it was a combination of shockwaves and audible feedback from the computer. It would have been nice if this had been mentioned in passing on the show itself, however, not just the commentary.

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    13. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by Mac+Scientist · · Score: 1
      The reason people in the US are ignorant about physics isn't because they see movies with incorrect physics in them, it's because K-12 science education in the US is a disaster.

      This is exactly right. We don't need to have science taught in boring movies, but kids, and adults, should know the difference!

      I teach middle school kids a two hour session on science by showing them the bad, and occasionally good, science in movies. We watch film clips and discuss why the visual effects are wrong or right. For example, why do spaceships bank on a turn, how can the hero jump out of the way of a laser... We have a great time and the kids will actually sit there for the 2 hours and be interested.

      No one is likely to try to jump a river in their SUV from watching movies, but it is important that at least most people know a little science. Or else someday, too many people will be buying things like "detergentless laundry balls", "100 MPG gasoline additives", or "psychic investment strategies". If the entire populace is so uninformed, these bogus scams will clog everything from the economy to scientific advancement, since there won't be any money around for actual research grants, tech development, or infrastructure improvement. Everyone will want only to put all their investment money into get-rich-quick schemes. Imagine the politicians of the near future asking voters where to put their tax money: into rebuilding boring old roads that are optimistically termed "deficient", or investing in a company that promises to build engines that run forever on "free energy". If this actually came up for a vote, which way would it go? Are you sure?

      We're not that far away from that scenario, folks...

    14. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I despise B5. Good physics and CGI are not enough for me: I need dialog that doesn't make me gag. I only mention it as an example.

    15. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I find it easy to excuse the Star Trek "Whoosh" sounds, the planet-orbiting rumble, and the Star Wars tie-fighter sounds because none of these really implies that it's sound waves traveling through space.

      I have even less trouble than you because it makes as much sense as dramatic music playing whenever there's an emergency. It's just a storytelling device.

    16. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "the world today is in more danger of sliding back into the dark ages than at any other time in recent history. The war on terror, the dumbing down of our schools, the glorification of the pop idol, the rise of young earth creationism at the expense of scientific truth, the denial of global warming, and the general deference given to anyone who for whatever reason has something against scientific truth. Is it any wonder that we are falling behind?"

      Almost every person who thinks like you has said this time and again throughout the ages. "We're sliding into backwardness". The truth is that EVERYONE is doing it, look at the birth rates for modern industrialized nations, they are basically going extinct to to lack of breeding, this is a result of both education and excessive liberal hedonistic individualism.

      It's not that the world is sliding into backwardsness, it's that the world has always been BACKWARDS. Your post in it's entirety should raise a red flag about ALL THAT IS WRONG with competitive socio-economic model. Kids today are drilled into school as early as 4-5 and then they are required by law for the next 13 years, by the time they get out of highschool they will need even more (Expensive) training for a decent blue collar or white collar job should their chosen field not pay enough or fields chosen fields become a tight market, not to mention the economic time stresses put on young people today by debt.

      It's little wonder people want to escape when they are basically born into chains of economic servititude to keep the economy and society going.

      The truth is a lot of what happens today is because people are in love with the idea of money and their ego and are apathetic due in many ways to simply being passified and stressed out the the point of exhaustion. The bad thing about the rise of technology and modern market society was that it creates mediocre culture at the same time as serving peoples needs. Companies drive for profits at any price and fuck everyone else, it's what you get from an egotistical hyper selfish culture of greed. What is software piracy, theft, crime, etc, if not peoples socialistic bent to get back at other selfish people because of the culture of ego?

      There was a reason Ayn rand, Milton friedman, etc were so popular: It's because they preached individualism, a return to humanities base instincts. Ayn rand defined rationality as simply 'whatever our desires are'. That's not rationality. All freedom has limits, you have to balance freedom against responsibility for your fellow man. People are worried about the islamification of Europe, yet they are so caught up in increasing their standard of living they are willing to forgo children and so their culture and values are displaced by the religious people that breed much more then they do.

      While you might want to bag on creationism, old religions are one of the last bastions of community and responsibility that is simply not their in secular culture. Look at what economic liberalism + secularization has gotten Russia, Britain, Canada, Japan, etc? Enormously low birthrates. These people are literally self exterminating their culture by choosing not to have kids, and being in a state of a kind of perpetual childhood -- the me generation.

      Next the social model has always been fucked up and flawed, todays economy is for millions of poor people people no better then golden handcuffs that come with indentured servitude to employers via not having any resource rights or basic income, so people don't have to fear for their economic security in rough times.

      Society is complex and we've rushed forward adopting technology (cars, etc) without seriously analyzing the social implications of all this individual power. On average, the more economic power you have, the more prejudiced, discriminating and egotistical you become... and this goes for religious and non-religious alike.

      Lastly their is life based around commodities instead of people, look at how people spend their time

    17. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by fm6 · · Score: 1

      It's easy to excuse anything if you're a fan — especially a Star Trek. But I'm sorry, the "audio feedback" explanation is lame. If I were designing such a system, I wouldn't use ear-splitting noises.

      However you rationalize it, they use sound because people expect it. The expectation is so strong for sounds in violent situations, they often dub it in even when the POV is for someone too far away to hear it!

      For the same reason, sound in movies travels at the speed of light. So folks aren't confused by the sight of a bomb going off in the distance without making any noise right away.

      This whole "expectation" thing is the reason most movie/TV science fiction is just crap.

    18. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello,

      Your young-earth creationist comment really sparked my interest. I think you may be interested in these following articles. Or, perhaps, you will shove them off to the side because they contradict your worldview. Hopefully, you will chose the former.

      For your benefit, please read these articles:
      Who's really pushing 'bad science'?
      http://www.answersingenesis.org/news/lerner_resp.a sp

      Here is another fun article about claims that evolutionists make:
      Argument: Creationism is religion, not science
      Evolutionists say, 'Creationism is a belief system that has nothing to do with science.'
      "The two-hour premier episode of the PBS/Nova series 'Evolution' [see our online rebuttal of September 2002] sets the tone for this propaganda effort--ridiculing biblical religion as the enemy of true science, which had long shackled scientific study. Much of the first episode is a dramatization of the life of Charles Darwin (1809-1882). It opens with Darwin's famous voyage on HMS Beagle. Darwin introduces himself and Captain Robert FitzRoy (1805-1865) in broken Spanish to villagers in South America..."
      Read more at:
      http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/RE2/chap ter1.asp

      Here is another article on the same topic:
      'It's not science'
      "Anti-creationists, such as atheists by definition, commonly object that creation is religion and evolution is science. To defend this claim they will cite a list of criteria that define a 'good scientific theory'. A common criterion is that the bulk of modern day practising scientists must accept it as valid science. Another criterion defining science is the ability of a theory to make predictions that can be tested. Evolutionists commonly claim that evolution makes many predictions that have been found to be correct. They will cite something like antibiotic resistance in bacteria as some sort of 'prediction' of evolution, whereas they question the value of the creationist model in making predictions. Since, they say, creation fails their definition of 'science', it is therefore 'religion', and (by implication) it can simply be ignored..."
      Read more at:
      http://www.answersingenesis.org/docs2002/0228not_s cience.asp

      Please note the distinction between operational science and origins science. Operational science involves discovering how things operate in today's Creation--repeatable and observable phenomena in the present. This is the science of Newton. Rather than observation, origins science uses the principles of causality (everything that has a beginning has a cause11) and analogy (e.g. we observe that intelligence is needed to generate complex coded information in the present, so we can reasonably assume the same for the past).

      I really like this quote:
      "Of course it suits materialists to confuse operational and origins science, although I'm sure with most the confusion arises out of ignorance. Tertiary (college / university) courses in science mostly don't teach the philosophy of science and certainly make no distinction between experimental / operational and historical / origins sciences...

      Both evolution and creation fall into the category of origins science. Both are driven by philosophical considerations. The same data (observations in the present) are available to everyone, but different interpretations (stories) are devised to explain what happened in the past.

      The inclusion of historical science, without distinction, as science, has undoubtedly contributed to the modern confusion over defining science. This also explains the statement by Gould (above), who, as a paleontologist, would like to see no distinction between his own historical science and experimental science. Gould rightly sees the paramount importa

    19. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      WTF?

      There's nothing wrong with "liberal hedonistic individualism", or a lack of breeding. We have 6.5 billion people on the planet now, and we would do better with less. The problem is some people aren't being responsible and limiting their reproduction like the rest of us.

      The reason we have a competitive socio-economic model, and have to work so much, is because there's limited resources on the planet to support all of us. Back in the really old days, before agriculture, when we lived in tribes and hunted for our dinner, we had more free time and less stress. However, we had a tiny population, because you just can't support many people that way. Agriculture changed all of that, but at a severe price. It allowed us to grow large amounts of food, and have far more people in less area; but it also took a lot more time than just killing a wild boar or whatever.

      Now today, we could have lots of free time if we didn't have such a large population, because we wouldn't be competing so much for resources, and our technology has made our agriculture extremely efficient. But people keep breeding as much as possible, so it's a losing battle. Before too long, we're going to hit a barrier and lots of people are going to die from something, probably in the poorer nations.

      People aren't "self exterminating their culture by choosing not to have kids". Western birthrates are around the replacement level; if it weren't for the non-Westerners, our population would basically be holding steady. This is a good thing. You don't need a constantly growing population to perpetuate your culture.

      As for "human interaction", how is playing games (assuming multiplayer games, like the board games I play with my wife) or watching movies not human interaction? What's your definition of human interaction? Sitting around and talking about the weather? I find discussing movies, or things I read about, far more interesting than the weather. Maybe you don't.

      You have a very screwed-up view of the world; I suggest you open your eyes to something beyond what your preacher tells you.

    20. Re:Coyote and Roadrunner; Pixar by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Now today, we could have lots of free time if we didn't have such a large population, because we wouldn't be competing so much for resources, and our technology has made our agriculture extremely efficient. But people keep breeding as much as possible, so it's a losing battle. Before too long, we're going to hit a barrier and lots of people are going to die from something, probably in the poorer nations."

      That is such a bunch of crap, this may be true for places like china and india, but it is nowhere near the case for a place like Canada and other smaller nations that has a small population of 30 million people they have tonnes of resources if you look at the land mass. The issue has and always will be the nature of changes in society physical and technological, the economic model and issues of transport and access. With the advent of transporation and specialization, it changed radically how things were done.

      The truth of why we have to work so much is simple: The machine can never stop because of technologies we've adopted. It has nothing to do with scarcity and everything to do with generating income to support the lifestyle. You can have tonnes of free time if you own property and have people work for you, I know I rent out houses I own so I don't have to work that much while also owning businesses that other people for me.

      The reason people have to work so much is they don't have an INDEPENDENT resouce base (food, elctricity, shelter, etc) and the way society is setup with taxes, cultural behaviour (usage of cars, etc) ensures that money is always being consumed thereby forcing a person to work, its not the work thats required, its the income stream but finding passive decent passive income streams for many people is not possible, unless they save up a bunch for retirement, etc.

      I don't have a fucked up world view, you were the one suggesting the world backsliding into theocracy and all that nonsense, kid's are not their parents, there's tonnes of kids who reject their parents religion, etc. You're post sounded too alarmist not understanding that people compartmentalize, I know my mother is a fundy and I am not, but she's not a threat to democracy or any such thing. She's a moderate normal person despite her flawed beliefs.

  20. Not at all the problem by Shky · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Look, if you think that Speed is realistic, that isn't the movie's fault. That's genetics, the education system, and parenting to blame. Movies are not making people ignorant, they're pandering to peoples ignorance. Movies with realistic technology would be boring to most people. Sure, movies might be amplifying an existing problem, but they're not the root cause here.

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    1. Re:Not at all the problem by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      That's genetics, the education system, and parenting to blame I gotta agree with causes two and three, how do genetics come into play?
    2. Re:Not at all the problem by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      > I gotta agree with causes two and three, how do genetics come into play?

      Mommy happens to be, among other things, daddy's sister? Although I'm not expecting you to understand this ;)

    3. Re:Not at all the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gotta agree with causes two and three, how do genetics come into play? Educated people tend to start families later and have fewer children.
    4. Re:Not at all the problem by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Look, if you think that Speed is realistic, that isn't the movie's fault.
      It's not movies like "Speed" and "Die Hard" that are the problem. It's shows like "Numbers" and "CSI" that are. It's when shows take on an air of scientific authority, and pretend to be teaching you something, that people are the most likely to believe their conclusions and make actual decisions of real consequences based on those conclusions.

      Let's take "Numbers" for instance when they had an episode where a nuclear waste container got stolen. They had the father of the mathematician turn to the camera, and explain very authoritatively the concept of "the walking ghost" story and how the thiefs would succumb to the symptoms of radiation poisoning very quickly. And eventually, that's how the show proceeded, the sickness of the thiefs was a plot twist, and the threat of dropping that container to the ground, to break it open, became another climax still.

      And of course, those two consequences were completely wrong. You don't get radiation poisoning from driving those shielded containers around. And you certainly can not break those containers open by dropping them on a parking lot from a couple of feet up (when they've been tested to survive full head-on train collisions, and drops from much much higher places).

      But if you were to have seen that show, and entered into a policy debate, or possibly just voted for some politician who would need to make some policy decisions regarding nuclear power or nuclear waste management, then your misinformed opinion (and possibly even my own misinformed opinion) on the matter would have been what would have ruled the day.
    5. Re:Not at all the problem by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      And they (the movies) have been just as bad about science and engineering (and history, and just about everything else) for decades - Speed isn't anything new, merely the latest in a long line.

    6. Re:Not at all the problem by toetagger1 · · Score: 1

      Movies with realistic technology would be boring to most people.

      I would argue the counterpart when it comes to realistic physics. When HL2 came out, I spent more time playing with the physics engine than with anything else. Why? Because it was more realistic than anything else I could do before.

      As I kid, I always got in trouble when I shot at things with my slingshot. In HL2, I could blow things up without any (or little) consequences. I would say the same thing is true for movies.

      I guess movies have to use exaggerated effects to compensate for the lack of user involvement. After all, if I can't get involved myself and am limited to observing only, then it better be something I don't see anywhere else.

      Sports are a good example where physics are still true, and people watch it for the physics (and people's mastery thereof. Think of the x-games, American football, F1 and/or Nascar or any other sport. They all involve gravity, trajectories, momentum, acceleration, shock/impact, friction, and so on.

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    7. Re:Not at all the problem by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Watch a film with anyone who is an expert in the field represented, and you will watch them wince all the way through it. My mother's background is history, and she always cringes at the outfits and makeup in historical dramas that are riddled with anachronisms.

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    8. Re:Not at all the problem by middlemen · · Score: 1

      Mommy happens to be, among other things, daddy's sister?

      Been watching too many soap operas lately ?

  21. An Inconvenient Truth by isa-kuruption · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So... people are going to actually believe the bogus science in Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth? Amazing.

    This is similar to people who mis-interpret history by watching movies. For instance, I know people who insist the government actually bombarded NY City during the Civil War during rioting about the war.... because it was depicted in the movie Gangs of New York.

    1. Re:An Inconvenient Truth by StevenMaurer · · Score: 1

      And we are supposed to believe that all the peer-reviewed science that Al Gore references is "bogus" because you say so? You consider making a fact-free assertion to be an effective counter?

      That seems a tad unscientific to me.

    2. Re:An Inconvenient Truth by warp1 · · Score: 1

      We have a stellar Global Warming Update, highlighted by an article published in the Washington Post in 1922. The headline was "Arctic Ocean Getting Warm; Seals Vanish and Icebergs Melt.".

    3. Re:An Inconvenient Truth by VP · · Score: 1

      You are actually linking to an article of the "Washington Times" as supporting argument in a debate about the scientific merits of a book? The reverend Moon would be so insulted...

  22. John Ford by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You never saw John Ford fuck up no physics!







    And Elvis never did no drugs neither!

  23. Imagine if the English profs get hold of this by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    The way people talk in movis is impacting on people's English. People in movies should only speak in the Queen's English with no profanities, slang or double negatives.

    ... or if the cops got hold of it. Movies plots glorify crime. People in movies should not break laws. They should drive carefully and keep to the speed limits.

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    1. Re:Imagine if the English profs get hold of this by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Well done, that man.

            And I expect if they fail to comply we should jolly well knock them for six wot eh? Smashing.

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    2. Re:Imagine if the English profs get hold of this by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Movies plots glorify crime. And television glorifies law enforcement, even bad behavior in law enforcement. Let's see, there's Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Law & Order, Special Victims Unit, some other L&O franchise I've only seen a couple episodes in, The Shield, The Closer, and God knows how many others I haven't heard of.

      I liked the original L&O because it felt realistic, and the characters seemed to have professional integrity. Criminal Intent and SVU's main characters frequently screw with their suspects' heads. The episodes I've seen of The Shield had stark instances of nonprofessional (and outright illegal) conduct on behalf of the police. The Closer circles back to highlighting good conduct in the main characters, and sprinkles in the odd comedic episode.

      You ever wonder where the "We'll trust them, they're the government" mentality comes from?

      Yikes. Reading over this, I sound a bit paranoid. I suppose my irritation comes from having too many family members who are willing to write a political party free pass, and drank deeply of the dominant political machine of the last seven years.
    3. Re:Imagine if the English profs get hold of this by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      or if the cops got hold of it. Movies plots glorify crime. People in movies should not break laws. They should drive carefully and keep to the speed limits.

      You're way off here. Way, way, way off. Do you really think cops want to STOP speeding entirely? Hell, no. If they did that, they'd lose a HELL of a lot of revenue. My grandad used to tell me that when he was young, cops only stopped speeders if they happened to see them while on patrol or if things were REALLY slow around the town. These days, you have entire divisions of police devoted to nothing but revenue generation...er, I mean Traffic Safety. That's the problem with assigning fines for violations rather than community service or jail time. Do you really think there would be as many speeders (or as many traffic cops) if there were no option to avoid court and possible jail time/community service?

    4. Re:Imagine if the English profs get hold of this by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      The episodes I've seen of The Shield had stark instances of nonprofessional (and outright illegal) conduct on behalf of the police.

      This thread is about inaccuracies on TV.
      Of course, you will only appreciate this joke properly if you've ever actually had any contact with bad police. My city is currently undergoing investigation into police misconduct going back decades. I've seen nonprofessional and illegal conduct by police personally. This is not to say that all policemen are like that, but it certainly isn't the case that none are.

  24. Re:Oh please-Everyone else is stupid...except for by AskChopper · · Score: 1

    You don't have to be an intellectual to realise that the ticking timer might signify that your game is BEING save rather than it automagically saving it instantly.

    You also don't have to be an intellectual to realise that turning off your machine while its doing this might lose your save game altogether.

    I don't have a great understanding of solid state physics or engineering but I possess enough common sense to realise the bleeding obvious when it's staring me in the face..

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  25. Die Hard Example by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

    I guess maybe I thought more of the 'kids these days' going into school would be pretty easy to NOT believe that you could floor a police cruiser, hit a toll booth, and manage to land the car on a helicopter.

    I guess for decades now I've always felt a movie was entertainment, not 'how things work' otherwise I'm pissed and I want my lightsaber and personal shield.

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    1. Re:Die Hard Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of my pet peeves is in the first Die Hard movie-- people hanging from things by their fingertips.

      Try this - set up a 150-lb. weight on a pulley, with a support underneath it. Connect a y-bar to the cable on the other side of the pulley, so that your fingers just curl over it when you have your arms fully extended above your head. Now have someone knock the support away and see if you can keep that weight from hitting the floor!

    2. Re:Die Hard Example by Bill+Currie · · Score: 1

      Hanging from my fingertips is easy (~75kg, ~165lb). Although I doubt I could catch myself that way, somebody with stronger forearms very well might be able to, depending on how far they'd fallen.

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    3. Re:Die Hard Example by fredklein · · Score: 1
      One of my pet peeves is in the first Die Hard movie-- people hanging from things by their fingertips.

      You've never seen Ninja Warrior (Known in Japan as 'Sasuke').

      Cliff Hanger
      Competitors must traverse three narrow ledges sideways from which they must hang by their fingertips. Each ledge is 1.2 meters (3.9 ft) long, and the gaps between the ledges are both 50 centimeters (20 in) wide, horizontally. There are four configurations. The original featured three ledges at the same height with gaps between them. In the second configuration, the third ledge was positioned 30 centimeters (1 ft) higher than the others. In the third configuration, the second ledge is positioned 30 centimeters higher than the first ledge, and the third ledge is positioned 45 centimeters (1.5 ft) lower than the second ledge. In the fourth configuration, introduced in the 18th competition, the second ledge was shortened and inclined upwards, and the third ledge starts wider than normal, as competitors may have to leap across the second gap, but it narrows back to the previous width as it progresses.
    4. Re:Die Hard Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Hanging from my fingertips is easy (~75kg, ~165lb).

      Really? Honestly? Have you actually tried it for more than 5 seconds?

      Most people think it looks easy, but they're actually thinking about hanging from a pole or some such thing they can grasp.

    5. Re:Die Hard Example by dwye · · Score: 1

      > I guess maybe I thought more of the 'kids these days' going > into school would be pretty easy to NOT believe that you could > floor a police cruiser, hit a toll booth, and manage to land > the car on a helicopter. I guess that they were all fooled by watching the stunt done, in the Making Of Die Hard short that was shown right before the movie came out. In that, you saw the car hit the (specially prepared) toll booth and fly up to crash into the helicopter (held there with cables). There were no CGI stunts in the Die Hard films, and they were quite proud of it. Of course, in the film, the helicopter was insanely low, but stupid villains are required for unprepared heroes to triumph.

    6. Re:Die Hard Example by __aawkdb2598 · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? I've done it.

      I just lost my mods in this conversation to reply to you, but it's worth it. I always used to think the same thing about people hanging from things by their fingertip in movies, but I've since changed my mind.

      I was free climbing on a cliff when I worked my way into a patch of rotted rock. A smarter climber would backed off and gone around, but I thought "Nah, I'll be careful. I can go right through it." I put my hand up on a finger-wide ledge and gave it a tug. It held, so I thought I was good to go.WRONG. The whole chunk of rock came off when I put my weight on it. I dropped a couple of feet, slightly tilted and coming away from the cliff face for one heart-stopping moment as I seriously thought "This is it. I'm going to die. That was my whole life." But I didn't. At least I don't think so :D I caught myself on a similar projection just a couple feet down, scrabbled frantically for more purchase, and clung shaking to a dirty rock wall that was suddenly one of the greatest things I have ever felt.
      Don't try this at home, but it's not impossibile. Just improbable.

  26. Bad Guy looks like Icaza by rojebrio · · Score: 0

    I think that the bad bad guy looks a bit like Miguel de Icaza

  27. The real question... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Does a lack of a suspension of disbelief hurt one's chances of getting a date?

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    1. Re:The real question... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Does a lack of a suspension of disbelief hurt one's chances of getting a date?

            Nah, plenty of dates to be had in the supermarket.

            They're in the exotic section, next to the figs and other stuff. Oh, that's not what you meant, is it? I have NO IDEA about the OTHER kind (shrug).

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    2. Re:The real question... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Past the first or second, yes.

    3. Re:The real question... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I pretended to enjoy Day After Tomorrow because the girl I saw it with thought it was a good movie.

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  28. 88mph by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    88mph won't let you time travel. You have to be close to the speed of light like Superman: the Movie.

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  29. speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought I read that tey really did the jump on one take (empty of course) and it did not fare well?

    1. Re:speed by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      It was a miniature, if I remember my mid-90s Discovery Channel programming correctly.

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  30. I disagree with TFA by Jazzer_Techie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let me preface this comment with the fact that I am a physicist (astrophysics) and am quite often frustrated by the poor physics shown in movies.

    However, I think they're neglecting a very basic fact. Humans have evolved to find Newtonian mechanics intuitive! (especially in translational cases, somewhat less in rotational ones) If someone throws a ball, you can quickly figure out approximately where it is going to land. You have no need to do calculations, because its evolutionarily hardwired into your brain. Watching a movie which doesn't accurately display a free-falling bus is not going to erase that.

    It's true that people don't know enough physics to determine the validity of what they see in movies, but they already know enough to get through life. I'd love for everyone to know enough physics to be understand the devices that they use in their lives, but that's probably not a reality in the modern age.

    I think what they're encountering is a resistance to learning the formalizations of physics. As soon as you step beyond Newtonian mechanics (really, beyond two-body problems) all that evolutionary intuition is gone. When you get to physics at that stage, you must place it on firm mathematical footing, or you have no hope of understanding: that is hard work.

    They are seeing this decline in science understanding, but I think that's an artifact of an overall educational decline, rather than a specific effect of Hollywood movies. Young people are now expecting to be entertained, and while physics is beautiful, at some point it requires you to sit down in a empty room with a pad of paper and a pencil. If anything, it's the "action-packed entertainment" nature of movies, rather than any bad physics that is likely having the detrimental effect. However, if they can entertain these students and have them learn something too, that's fine with me.

    1. Re:I disagree with TFA by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Humans have evolved to find Newtonian mechanics intuitive! (especially in translational cases, somewhat less in rotational ones) If someone throws a ball, you can quickly figure out approximately where it is going to land. You have no need to do calculations, because its evolutionarily hardwired into your brain.

            Actually I wouldn't say it is "hard wired". That's what the first few years of life are about. Throw a ball at a 6 month old and see what happens.

            It's more that we grow up in a world where gravity is constant, and we learn to predict future ball positions through observation , trial and error.

            "Look, an object heads towards me. I predict it will arrive here.. no.. here... little bit more... here. gotcha."

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    2. Re:I disagree with TFA by neapolitan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Agreed. Resistance to formalization also arises as it is not that glamorous -- look at the "physics-work" in CSI, or even a somewhat more realistic Mythbusters. Sitting down and calculating something is not as cool as making a big explosion or dancing around with a beautiful female in an all-glass cubicle (or perhaps I am just in the wrong job :). I think that demonstrating quantum mechanical tunneling via *math* is amazing, yet has very little intuitive grasp without the firm mathematical background.

      Mythbusters is particularly bad about this, often things that they "test" you could just do on a piece of paper and see it is or is not going to work. Other times the design of the experiment is hugely flawed, often conceptually, and nobody talks about the elephant in the room (I could give you a bunch of examples -- one that comes to mind is the 'catching an arrow' episode which does not take into account anticipation of reaction or even moving the target backward). However I (as you can tell) still enjoy the show once in a while -- it is, to me, entertainment and kind of funny. I loved "Beyond 2000" as a kid (does anybody remember this?) and Mythbusters I think is by the same producers...

      One of the things that would help all of what we outlined is a change in culture where discovery and true inquiry is advocated, asking well formulated / scientific questions is ok... To this degree, getting kids interested in answering questions empirically is a good thing. The Mythbusters occasionally visits true scientists at nearby NASA, etc., and attempts to learn very well and are respectful of what they learn, which is great IMHO. Kids / young adults will see this and want to be like the expert (hopefully!)

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    3. Re:I disagree with TFA by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      I think we can adapt pretty fast. Our abilities of prediction may be based on experience, but that doesn't mean the brain stops parsing information. Put us on a body with lower gravity and throw the same ball, we'd probably screw it up a few times, but within a few minutes we'd probably recover some level of competency. I would imagine a lot of the problem with a young child is that their body is still undeveloped and they don't have the motor skills necessary. Getting a child to overcome the fear of getting hit with a ball and putting themselves in a position to catch it takes some doing too.

      I can usually figure out throwing trajectories in video games fairly fast, such as lobbing a grenade. Games rarely get human throwing strength correct, or even consistent between titles so there's lots of opportunity to relearn.

    4. Re:I disagree with TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember watching beyond 2000. They i think they changed it to beyond tomorrow which was also great. Seeing some of the things they showcased back then actually put to use now is very cool.

    5. Re:I disagree with TFA by adnonsense · · Score: 1

      while physics is beautiful, at some point it requires you to sit down in a empty room with a pad of paper and a pencil.

      I'd describe myself as an averagely intelligent person, albeit with very little formal training in physics. Until a few years ago, I'd always thought "gravity" basically disappears a couple of hundred km up. After all, you always see TV pictures of people on the Shuttle, ISS etc. floating about in "zero-gravity" - so once you get out of the atmosphere, you're weightless.

      At some point I got thinking about tides, and that if the moon had enough gravity to move water on the Earth, and was also bound to the Earth by gravity, how come astronauts in LEO were somehow excused from it... Despite reading various explanations, it took me a while - and a bit of imagination - to understand the physics in play here, such as orbital / escape velocity. It's the kind of thing completely outside most people's experience, and not easy to explain with a few words.

    6. Re:I disagree with TFA by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Humans have evolved to find Newtonian mechanics intuitive! (especially in translational cases, somewhat less in rotational ones) If someone throws a ball, you can quickly figure out approximately where it is going to land. You have no need to do calculations, because its evolutionarily hardwired into your brain. Watching a movie which doesn't accurately display a free-falling bus is not going to erase that.

      Uh yeah, all higher order species just happened to have evolved just the right way to know how to time their movements to perform an action (catching a ball for a human, catching a frisbee for a dog, rotating to land on their paws for a cat). I guess you must have evolved past the rest of us in order to go out on that long limb w/o falling, huh? That "hardwired" capability sure does seem to be awfully convenient. Do you have any details on that or does it just magically work in the brain?

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    7. Re:I disagree with TFA by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      It's the kind of thing completely outside most people's experience, and not easy to explain with a few words.

      There is a good scene in the admittedly obscure anime The Wings of Honneamise where the main character describes spaceflight comparing the space craft in the film to a rock which one throws (something that most of us have tried at one time or another). The explanation goes something along the lines of if you throw a rock then it lands some distance away and if you throw another rock, but harder, then it lands farther away than the first, and if you could throw a rock hard enough then it would eventually reach a speed that would not let it come down, falling always towards and around the horizon. He then likens the space capsule to an engineered rock, built to be thrown and then fall down, only this one falls to the ground when the pilot wants it to.

    8. Re:I disagree with TFA by ktappe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think what they're encountering is a resistance to learning the formalizations of physics. As soon as you step beyond Newtonian mechanics (really, beyond two-body problems) all that evolutionary intuition is gone. When you get to physics at that stage, you must place it on firm mathematical footing, or you have no hope of understanding: that is hard work.
      The attitude you are presenting here is the reason that I and many others who took physics, and in spite of being interested in it, did not do well at it. Physics was presented to me in college in a very dry, purely mathematical, and therefore snooze-inducing manner. And this is a true pity, for what you've ended up doing is taking one of the most fascinating subjects in the universe and ruining it. Physics beyond the Newtonian can still be interesting, and certain parts of it can still be intuitive, but you have to teach it using more than just symbols. Pure theoretical learning via chalk scribblings on a blackboard only works for certain types of brains and one wonders how many potentially great physicists you've excluded from the field over the decades by only teaching one way. I say huzzah! to anyone, including the prof. in TFA who are trying to break free from the traditional "physics must be boring hard work" mindset. It's amazing how much hard work you can get from students (or Google employees, etc.) who are having fun.
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    9. Re:I disagree with TFA by XedLightParticle · · Score: 1

      Regarding Mythbusters, you've got to give them that they often do revisit their results, once enough people have disputed it at their homepage, and they do not keep it a secret that they're not scientists, and that their approach is about making such subjects entertaining. It's true that many things could be done on paper, it's just not everything that can be explained in 20 seconds so that everybody would understand the formulas at work. On the other hand, many of the big science names in history just observed reality without knowing the math on beforehand, and many of them did create false assumptions along the way. To me Mythbusters are about challenging the viewer, somehow provoking by their always conclusive results and you've got to admit, you want to watch it go boom as well.

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    10. Re:I disagree with TFA by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "They are seeing this decline in science understanding, but I think that's an artifact of an overall educational decline..."

      Is it really that education is "declining"? People love to whine and complain about the school system but they forget just how much shit there is to do while you are there. For most people to avoid low paying jobs and to avoid poverty you pretty much have to go for college. I'd say that today's kids while they have it better in terms of material wealth have it worse in quality time they get to spend on themselves and hence the 'instant gratification'. The truth is people work to live, not live to work.

      Schools do a lot of good but at the same time they do a lot of damage, they try to force learning on kids in a once-size-fits-all model. I remember being in school and I hated it, it killed my natural curiosity to learn. Thank goodness kids today have the internet so they aren't stuck with the limited availability and awareness of how to go about something, they can spend time to look it up on the net.

      When I was younger there was a time I wanted to learn serious programming for a profession but this was all in almost the pre-netscape days (remember lynx?) so my 'window of opportunity' to learn was totally hobbled by the lack of teaching faculty and resources available. I tried learning on my own but my interest waned since after I bought those stupid teach yourself books because I wasn't pointed to the right resources when my curiosity and natural inclination was peaking.

      From those early 'teach yourself' books I felt I didn't 'get it' since it seemed beyonod my understanding, low and behold now I haev a better grasp of some programming (as an amateur) and it was all when I got C++ Primer plus by Stephen prata to introduce me to C++ it was written so clearly and so well I was sucking up everything it instantly.

      The truth is how your thoughts are expressed in words matters a hell of a lot, more then I think most people in the field, academia and in teaching realize. After seeing wikipedia, I came up with the idea of doing research into taking information you want to teach someone and then letting other people re-write it, edit it, etc, to tease out the clearness of expression and ease of understanding.

      Because I really think the biggest barrier to teaching people is not the fact people are dumb, its the fact that learning 1) requires as much time as a person needs (you can't force it) and 2) having it expressed in a way thats enlightening and easy to digest.

    11. Re:I disagree with TFA by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Actually I wouldn't say it is "hard wired". That's what the first few years of life are about. Throw a ball at a 6 month old and see what happens.

                  It's more that we grow up in a world where gravity is constant, and we learn to predict future ball positions through observation , trial and error.

                  "Look, an object heads towards me. I predict it will arrive here.. no.. here... little bit more... here. gotcha."


      Actually it's sort of a ad hoc hard wiring. Once set it difficult to rearrange. This happens at a certain age. Your brain is like a massive old school switch board with a operator that gets slower and lazier with age.

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    12. Re:I disagree with TFA by scribblej · · Score: 1

      No one said it's boring -- in fact they said it's very exciting. They said it's hard work, and it is.

      Now, I love your idea of flower-power physics without all the math, but seriously exactly how do you hope to accomplish this?

      You're a hippie with a magical dream... put down the bong and learn some mathematics. It's not boring, it is hard, but it is rewarding. Don't like hard work? Not only will you never understand anything beyond the most basic physics, you don't deserve to.

    13. Re:I disagree with TFA by Moofie · · Score: 1

      By way of extension, not contradiction:

      When I was taking the math classes for my aerospace engr. degree, I frankly had a tough time. I don't have an intuitive grasp of mathematics the way some of my classmates did. When presented with a list of equations just sitting there, being equations, and I was supposed to do stuff to them...I simply didn't Get It. I could do the tasks by rote, but I didn't really understand.

      What gave me understanding was tying those equations back to the physical world. When I understood that differential equations were used to analyze heat flow (and here's how, check this out!) I was in much better shape. I'd been working with matrices since eighth grade, but none of my teachers ever bothered to tell me WHY I was working with matrices...until I took a structural dynamics class.

      I'm no math whiz. It took a lot of study and grind for me to get through the math part of my degree. I do, however, think I've got a knack for mechanical things.

      Sometimes, I wonder if my life would have been different had I gotten into a vocational, rather than a professional, track in high school. The way I want my career to be, I want to be as close to the hardware as possible. The engineering knowledge is indeed useful and interesting, but there are too many engineers who can't actually build shit. Just as there are too many people who can build and repair things, but don't really understand them.

      I want both.

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    14. Re:I disagree with TFA by gatzke · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't think a Newtonian physics model is in our brain from day one. I know saying anything against evolution is a bad idea, but in this case I think your internal physics model is a learned behavior.

      Take an infant to the moon under 1/6 g and they would have different expectations on how to bounce and catch a baseball. Increase / decrease drag and kids would develop a different model.

      I could be totally wrong, but I really don't believe our physics model is in our head, but maybe that is just a misconception due to my internal evolutionary and child development model...

    15. Re:I disagree with TFA by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't think a Newtonian physics model is in our brain from day one. I know saying anything against evolution is a bad idea, but in this case I think your internal physics model is a learned behavior.


      The labyrinths in your ears work because of Newtonian physics, and they are definitely in your head. So, evolution figured out how to make use of Newtonian physics long, long before Mr. Newton was even born.

    16. Re:I disagree with TFA by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      There is no evolutionary instruction in our genes that tells us that objects fall. It's just a conclusion we quickly draw from the world around us.

      And Newtonian physics certainly isn't intuitive. Intuition tells us the earth is a rest, and that objects come to rest unless acted upon.

    17. Re:I disagree with TFA by ktappe · · Score: 0

      You're a hippie with a magical dream... put down the bong and learn some mathematics. It's not boring, it is hard, but it is rewarding. Don't like hard work? Not only will you never understand anything beyond the most basic physics, you don't deserve to.
      Again with the elitist "only certain people deserve to know physics" attitude, which essentially equates to "learn it our way or you don't get to join our elitist club." Y'know, those other profs down the hall from you in the psychology department aren't all dumb--they've discovered that different humans do learn in different ways. So I repeat my original assertion--that because you insist on only teaching physics one particular way you are excluding students who learn the other ways. I, for example, absolutely must know WHY I am learning something for me to digest it. My physics profs never showed me the big picture--how the equations they were scribbling related to the universe. It was just "memorize this, memorize that" so my mind basically said "fuck you" and shut down. There have been an awful lot of things teachers have made me learn over the years that were bullshit and I'd learned by freshman year to start questioning whether the prof was giving busy work or was giving real knowledge that was worthy of retention. So when a guy puts marks on a board and says "learn this" without showing what value it contains, I tend to think he's playing a weed-out game of who will be his little obsequious minions and decided his game had nothing to do with the physics I'd gone there to learn. So fine, in your mind I did not "deserve" to learn physics. Thankfully I found another field (I.T.) that by its nature shows you why you are learning each factoid and how it applies to the whole. And I'm doing quite well at it, thank you. You may now return to your own little world and collaborate with your other "deserving" physics club members.
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    18. Re:I disagree with TFA by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I think you are correct, but so (to a degree) is the grandparent. When you are born, you have vert little by way of understanding of the nature of the universe. Your brain is wired to quickly learn, and then apply these patterns later. Children need a fairly strong grasp of applied physics to walk, run, climb, throw, and catch, and most have achieved this by the time they are a few years old. As the brain ages, it builds on this knowledge, rather than replacing it, and so learning things that contradict this 'intuitive' understanding is hard.

      Taking your example of a child on the moon a step further, imagine a child growing up in orbit (and suspend disbelieve long enough to ignore the physiological effects). They would quickly learn about inertia. They would learn that a paper dart flies in the direction it is thrown until it hits something. Then, when they are around 20, show them a video of an aeroplane landing. They would think it looked weird, because it would not conform to their mental model of how things behaved. Even if they understood the physics behind it on an intellectual level, they would have problems accepting it. This is exactly the problem film makers face with special effects; anything outside the range of our experience is dealt with by mapping it to things that we are familiar with, and sometimes this produces some very bad results.

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    19. Re:I disagree with TFA by Moofie · · Score: 1

      What does your comment have to do with evolution? Did you just throw that in there as a troll?

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    20. Re:I disagree with TFA by scribblej · · Score: 1

      So when a guy puts marks on a board and says "learn this" without showing what value it contains, I tend to think he's playing a weed-out game of who will be his little obsequious minions and decided his game had nothing to do with the physics I'd gone there to learn.

      No, you just had a bad teacher.

      If you're actually interested, Richard Feynman's physics lectures are published and he was an *excellent* teacher.

    21. Re:I disagree with TFA by NaDrew · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters are about challenging the viewer, somehow provoking by their always conclusive results

      And Kari.
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    22. Re:I disagree with TFA by gatzke · · Score: 1

      Right, but the model in your brain that tells you where the ball will go when you throw it is a learned behavior, not an evolved behavior or instinct.

      I did not say we did not use Newtonian physics in evolution, just that our brain was not wired to know about physics when we are born.

  31. in a word, "no" by superwiz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We are not only behind in science. We are also illiterate. Most people never read any classic texts. And I will probably make at least one spelling error in this post. The problem is lack of standardized curriculum. Almost every nation that is cited as an example of someone we "really shouldn't be behind but still are" has a standard curriculum in science, math and humanities. We have too much local opposition to it from all-too-powerful teacher's unions. This is not meant to start conservative vs liberal debate (even though I happened to mention teacher's unions). Most of the time in K-12 a program for educating people over a period of 12 years is designed by teachers who can't plan for more than 1 year. They don't have the time or the background to see "the big picture" of where their particular class fits in the overall education. A separate bureaucracy (there, now you can't accuse me of being too conservative) of experts on development could do a much better job of it by designing and tweaking a curriculum for the entire nation. China does it. So does Russia and so does every European country.

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    1. Re:in a word, "no" by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      We are

      tl;dr

      (too long, didn't read)

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    2. Re:in a word, "no" by damsa · · Score: 1

      Half of China can't read. Pick a better example. China's success is because of the sheer number of people there, there are bound to be enough people who become talented scientists and engineers. Same with India.

    3. Re:in a word, "no" by Klintus+Fang · · Score: 1

      Do you have any data to back up this claim that all the countries that America is behind in science have a standardized curriculum?

      While standards are important, I find the notion that a standardized curriculum is the solution to the problem to be rather simplistic.

      Afterall, the American education system used to produce students that were stronger in science and math then they are now, and America has never had a standardized curriculum.

      I'm also very worried about the notion of a standardized curriculum here in the US for a different reason: I don't trust that the bureaucrats who would make the decision about which curriculum to use are particularly competent.

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    4. Re:in a word, "no" by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't use the word illiterate... people can read... but it's a matter of what they read...

      As to teachers unions... I always wonder why they're afraid of being judged themselves...

      As to the classic texts... I've always wondered what books that have been published in the last ten years will be considered "classics" fifty years down the road... As well as what makes something a "classic"... Is Raymond Chandler's The Big Sleep a classic? Is Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land a classic? Is Dashiell Hammett's The Maltese Falcon a classic? How about the Harry Potter books? The Ender series? The Travis McGee novels? Herbert's Dune series? King's Dark Tower series? Anything written by Gaiman?

      Personally, I think there needs to be a way to show some of science's use in the real world... especially statistics...

      Nephilium...

    5. Re:in a word, "no" by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that as many as half Americans can read? Are you very, very sure? I teach college and I can guarantee you that at least half of INCOMING COLLEGE STUDENTS can't do percentages.

      All the former Soviet block countries definitely have a standardized education. Socialism was all about central planing and their school curriculum in science have not changed since the SU fell apart. That covers my data for Eastern Europe and China. France does as well. I don't believe that England does. And their education levels have been dropping comparatively speaking. See this http://ask.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/08/10/20 42245 slashdot story. I am not sure where you got the fact that half of them can't read from. I suspect you are exaggerating.

      I am a little suspicious of politicizing school curriculum, too. But when it comes to classic high-school-level math and science education (with the possible exception of biology) there is very little wiggle room to politicize. World history up to (let's say) 1800 shouldn't be too controversial either, but leave it to politicians to abuse that one.

      If we had a department that was designing curriculum for the entire nation though, I am sure we'd establish rules so that both its head and some of the lower level officers would have to be vetted and approved by Congress. This is an issue that's on everyone's mind so it would get much more scrutiny than, say, appointments of circuits' judges.

      If I were to venture a guess, I would say that standardized curriculum serves as a buffer to cultural tendencies so that even if pop culture geared attention away from math and science, inevitable lack of choice would keep students' attention on it. So that when an opportune time comes and being scientifically literate is "in" again, the damage would not have been done.

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    6. Re:in a word, "no" by Dekortage · · Score: 1

      Let me correct that for you:

      We is not only behind in science. We is also illiterate. Most varmints nevah read enny classic texts. An' ah will probably make at least one spellin' erro' in this hyar post. Th' problem is lack of stan'ardized curriculum, dawgone it. Almost ev'ry nashun thet is cited as an example of someone we "pow'ful sh'dn't be behind but still are" has a stan'ard curriculum in science, math an' hoominities. We haftao much local opposishun t'it fum all-too-pow'ful skoo marm's unions. This hyar is not meant t'start cornservative vs liberal debate (even though ah happened t'menshun skoo marm's unions). Most of th' time in K-12 a program fo' ejoocaytin' varmints on over a period of 12 years is designed by skoo marms who kin't plan fo' mo'e than 1 year. They doesn't haf th' time o' th' backgroun' t'see "th' trimenjus pitcher" of whar their particular class fits in th' ovahall ejoocayshun. A separeete bureaucracy (thar, now yo' kin't accuse me of bein' too cornservative) of experts on development c'd does a much better job of it by designin' an' tweakin' a curriculum fo' th' entire nashun. China does it. So does Russia an' so does ev'ry European country.

      There you go.

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    7. Re:in a word, "no" by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I've always found the idea of a standardized curriculum to be a little odd. I live in Canada, And while things are somewhat standardized (everyone reads Romeo and Juliet in highschool), there isn't some set list of exactly every single thing every student is supposed to know. I would rather they lay out some basic guidelines. Like at what age a child should learn reading, different math skills, geography (local, state, national, international), history (same as geography), and certain concepts in science. But I wouldn't want the school turning out kids who learned the exact same things all over the country, down to exactly which novels they read, which animals they dissected, and which math problems they did. Standardization is nice, but it can go too far.

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    8. Re:in a word, "no" by damsa · · Score: 1

      China is not a Soviet bloc country. I never said anything about Soviets. China is China. It doesn't have a standardized system. It is a caste system with major cities getting a standardized curriculum and high school isn't even mandatory. You can't really compare a system like in the US where high school education is provided for and a system like China where the persons with the smarts and the means get high school education.

    9. Re:in a word, "no" by bdcrazy · · Score: 1

      I always wonder why they're afraid of being judged themselves...

      They don't get much (if any) choice in who is in their class (or for that matter the parents/guardians of those students).

      A friend and I used to share an apartment and he taught highschool. I learned the other side to this statement. It boiled down to some kids like class, some don't, some parents will complain that their 'special' kid is having their grades unfairly lowered etc. They also had problems with standardized tests where parents were having their kids determine the correct answer and not choose it (teaching is very political). Being judged on criteria where you don't have much control over the starting conditions nor ongoing changes would not be enjoyable in my opinion.
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    10. Re:in a word, "no" by superwiz · · Score: 1

      C'mon. You know you are exaggerating. China was never part of the Warsaw Pact, true. But it had much closer ties to the Soviet Union than it did to NATO. But it was a socialist (centrally planned) economy. And it certainly did adopt universal curriculum. If for no other reason than that a socialist system heavily depends on propaganda. And propaganda is more easily spread to people who can read. I would be interested to see a source that says that China keeps rural population illiterate. It goes contrary to all the anecdotal evidence I've seen. This http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_the_Peop le's_Republic_of_China article (even though it's so full of statistics that it sounds like an official press release) claims that China has universal compulsory 9 grade education.

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    11. Re:in a word, "no" by JazzyMusicMan · · Score: 0

      You should upgrade to Firefox 2.0 with built-in spell checker.

    12. Re:in a word, "no" by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Half of China can't read. Pick a better example. China's success is because of the sheer number of people there, there are bound to be enough people who become talented scientists and engineers. Same with India.

      I may be mistaken but 90.9 wasn't declared to be the new half yet. Did a I miss an addendum to the no child left behind policy? have they revised 90.9 to be half now? China is successful for various economic and social reasons. They are a fairly young pop., fairly educated and driven pop., and have had a classical history in emphasizing learning and science. Although in a less effective and formalized way as modern scientific theory. If not for scientific theory Europe (around 600 years ago) would have remained the "third world" backwater it was, while China and India would have continued to be the most powerful and advanced nations and Arabia and the Mediterranean would be a close third. Due entirely to some intellectual borrowing from those three regions and existing economic and social conditions Europe climbed out of the intellectual, social, and economic muck and rose to prominence.

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    13. Re:in a word, "no" by king-manic · · Score: 1

      China is not a Soviet bloc country. I never said anything about Soviets. China is China. It doesn't have a standardized system. It is a caste system with major cities getting a standardized curriculum and high school isn't even mandatory. You can't really compare a system like in the US where high school education is provided for and a system like China where the persons with the smarts and the means get high school education.

      Please look up the word Caste. It is not a system is instituted in china. China has wealth disparity between the rural and urban areas but you'll find every single nation on earth has the same disparity to some degree. China has 1 super rich prosperous region in the south containing Hk, Guangdong, and it's neighbors. And various economically less fortunate but still not too far behind regions. The vast majority of production happens in Guangdong which is due mainly to it's close ties to Hong Kong and the Cantonese diaspora. Principally the availability of markets and capital made it so rich.

      You also contradicted yourself in your post. Claiming 1- no standardized system. Then saying 2-major cities got standardized systems. Most graduates of Chinese schools at any given point will be 2-3 grade above the same age group in America in math and science. A non trivial percentage of the highest achieving students int he US system are either foreign nationals, immigrants, or children of immigrants. Ironically mostly east asian.

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    14. Re:in a word, "no" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean 'most European countries', right?

      Switzerland's educational system is (still) Cantonal....although they are talking about finally nationalising it.

    15. Re:in a word, "no" by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      We are not only behind in science. We are also illiterate. Most people never read any classic texts.

      And you want to know the hard and unpleasant truth? This has been true for decades - if not for centuries, right back to the founding of the Republic. If you want answers - you'll have to look elsewhere than comparing a mythologized golden age of yesterday with the reality of today.
    16. Re:in a word, "no" by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 1

      and so does every European country.


      If you think that Europe is a bastion of future scientists, think again. (At least for England)

      Grey
    17. Re:in a word, "no" by rpillala · · Score: 1

      What teachers unions should oppose about national curriculum is that it moves decisions higher up in the hierarchy and into the hands of a smaller number of people. This kind of effect on industries is described in The Electronic Sweatshop by Barbara Garson. Regardless of whether you agree with anything I'm saying, you should read that book. Everyone should. The part I'm citing is the tendency in organizations to take decisions out of the hands of lower level employees. This results in lower training costs, shorter training time, and interchangeability of employees. When you can easily replace an employee, you can afford to treat them worse (and pay them less) because there's always someone else available who can do the job just as well. This frees up more of the money to go to the people at the top.

      What I've found, though, is that no one opposes anything that comes down. The law is the law. As much as teachers and administrators may disagree aloud with things like NCLB or MSPAP or the Maryland HSA, or more to the point the Maryland VSC. It's called the Voluntary State Curriculum but the state examinations are based on it so no school is well advised to ignore the VSC. The problem you might find with the VSC is that it doesn't exist for all courses. Schools respond to the testing and VSC by throwing money and resources at the courses that are covered. Class sizes are down, even those smaller classes are 2 periods long and team taught, teachers who do well on the tests are Teacher of the Year, the whole schmeer.

      Those resources come from someplace right? In Maryland the math test for high school is Algebra 1. I've been teaching Algebra 2 for a number of years now and it's been a long time since I had any oversight to speak of. My point here is that the resources to improve Algebra 1 have to come from someplace, and that's the rest of the math sequence. If we instead tried to throw those kind of resources at all courses equally, we'd have to vastly increase the resources going to education, or leave out a lot of students. What those other countries do is leave out a lot of students from the school program (and consequently the achievement testing.) Those kids go to vocational schools. In the US where vocational programs exist, they're voluntary.

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    18. Re:in a word, "no" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that England does. And their education levels have been dropping comparatively speaking. The UK has had standard assessments at 16 and 18 (O-levels, later GCSEs, and A-levels, later A2 and AS levels) for over fifty years. For the last 19 years, the National Curriculum, with standardised testing at ages seven, 11 and 14. If standards are declining, then a standardised curriculum has not helped (although there are other factors at play, so it can not be ascribed to a direct causal relationship).
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    19. Re:in a word, "no" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      One problem with standardised testing comes from publishing the results. If schools are forced to compete on their students' grades, then it makes teachers focus more on the ones who are on grade boundaries. The ones who will fail without a lot of extra effort get ignored, as do the ones who will do okay anyway, while the mediocre students get all of the attention.

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    20. Re:in a word, "no" by superwiz · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing universal testing with standardized curriculum. Standardized curriculum would mean universally adopted textbooks for subjects and micromanagement of deadlines within which certain topics are presented during the year.

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    21. Re:in a word, "no" by superwiz · · Score: 1

      The part I'm citing is the tendency in organizations to take decisions out of the hands of lower level employees. This results in lower training costs, shorter training time, and interchangeability of employees. When you can easily replace an employee, you can afford to treat them worse (and pay them less) because there's always someone else available who can do the job just as well. This frees up more of the money to go to the people at the top. Well, since the enterprise of education is not for-profit, there is no money trickling to the top to speak of. Being able to replace teachers is a GOOD THING (tm). This is the crust of my argument. First of all, this guarantees that people can move around (which happens very often in this country) and not worry about their children being out of sync with what is taught in schools. Second, this guarantees that a local teacher cannot "wing" his idea of what to emphasize in a class room. Again, leave planing in the hands of experts. This would allow the developmental experts and experts in particular disciplines to decide what and what stage children should learn. A local teacher and even school board cannot possibly make a decision of whether it would be beneficial to teach (let's say) Geometry for 2 years and Algebra for 1 year or vice versa. They don't have enough data, experience, or expertise to draw on. A nation board would.
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    22. Re:in a word, "no" by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Oh, and as a side note, Algebra 1 is not a HS course. In China, Russia and France (all of which have universal curriculum) all the material covered in a traditional Algebra 1 course (and usually more) is covered by grade 7 or 8. Those who don't pass it, get to repeat the grade -- not the course. So the incentive to pass the course is strong enough that VERY FEW students ever don't learn it by that point.

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    23. Re:in a word, "no" by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I had a discussion about art with a philosophy/English major friend of mine this weekend.

      He believes that humans eventually "solve" arts, similar to the way that one might "solve" tic-tac-toe or checkers; eventually, everything that can really be done with a medium of expression is known, and nothing really new or better than what came before is likely to show up.

      Literature (and painting, for that matter--I didn't ask his opinion on music), he said, are "solved" at this point. We won't get better literature than what we have now, so there won't really be any new classics. What we may get are more stories that are fun to read, and maybe use old themes in a new context, or maybe fiction books that are of historical interest and are read for some time for that reason, but as an art form he considers literature to be dead in the same sense that a language can be dead, i.e. unchanging.

      Harold Bloom, who is a very popular old-school, the-art-is-the-thing kind of lit critic, seems to hold a similar opinion, and talks about the "death" of literature as something that has just occurred or is perhaps now underway. He means it in a broader sense, including a decline in real literacy and interest in reading artistically interesting books, but also in the sense that we seem to have run out of new stuff to explore (he, and many, many others, see postmodernism as a sort of end to art, in that we are now deconstructing and commenting on earlier work even in postmodern fiction, so that it's not really adding new material and rarely or never making good art in itself, so much as criticizing older work, and once you reach that stage, there's really nowhere else to go--the field is done.)

      So, in some sense, there may not be any more classics, for certain definitions of the term.

    24. Re:in a word, "no" by rpillala · · Score: 1

      Well, since the enterprise of education is not for-profit, there is no money trickling to the top to speak of. Being able to replace teachers is a GOOD THING (tm). This is the crust of my argument. First of all, this guarantees that people can move around (which happens very often in this country) and not worry about their children being out of sync with what is taught in schools. Second, this guarantees that a local teacher cannot "wing" his idea of what to emphasize in a class room. Again, leave planing in the hands of experts. This would allow the developmental experts and experts in particular disciplines to decide what and what stage children should learn. A local teacher and even school board cannot possibly make a decision of whether it would be beneficial to teach (let's say) Geometry for 2 years and Algebra for 1 year or vice versa. They don't have enough data, experience, or expertise to draw on. A nation board would.

      If you view teaching as a technical exercise, then I suppose this approach works. You could replace teachers with a videotape and a security guard. Teacher salary is one of the biggest expenses of a school district and school boards are always trying to keep costs down. Regardless of the motive, the effect is the same. Education is not a customer service enterprise. We're not here to give you what you want. People moving around without regard for their children's education are at fault, not schools. You mentioned in your earlier post that most people don't read classic texts. This would not change if someone else decided when and what texts to assign. We were assigned plenty of the great books, and many of my classmates never read them.

      I think the crust of my argument is that developmental experts are out of touch with classroom reality in the same way that teachers are out of touch with the big picture. If we move planning too far to that side we wind up with different problems than we have now, but ones that are similar in scale.

      A separate bureaucracy is also more susceptible to outside influence. Back when I was teaching middle school, we had a guest speaker from the state department of Ed. She mentioned something about the "business stakeholders in education" having made some curriculum decisions. Why are there business stakeholders? What do businesses have to do with the math sequence? Part of the problem with Algebra 1 in MD is the introduction of "data analysis" as a subtopic. The methods they teach in the data analysis part of the year are not algebraic methods, and would be better suited to their own course. If the state believes that students should learn statistics, then require statistics; don't be half-assed about it. That's my opinion anyway. It used to be that Algebra 1 was Algebra 1, and prepared you for Algebra 2, then Trig, then Calculus. Analysis is the branch with the most ready practical application I guess is why you see Calculus so much as the end of high school math. It could just as easily be topology or number theory if the goal was to increase rigor throughout your high school years. Now, the Algebra content of Algebra 1 has been reduced about 40% and kids have to make up the difference in Algebra 2. Mainly I see that kids used to at least have some experience with factoring from Algebra 1 and now they do not. Now, whose idea do you think it was to take the math out of Algebra 1? No teacher would shortchange their students that way, but the state of Maryland certainly would.

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    25. Re:in a word, "no" by rpillala · · Score: 1

      Lots of kids take Algebra 1 in middle school here too. I did. Let me ask you though what happens if a students doesn't want to repeat the year? Can they opt out of the education system entirely? Is there an alternative path to education? We don't have a comprehensive vocational study program in this country.

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    26. Re:in a word, "no" by superwiz · · Score: 1

      According to this article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_in_the_Peop le's_Republic_of_China, 9 grades of education are compulsory in China. In the Soviet Union education up to the age of 16 was compulsory. In France everyone takes an exam at the end of High School which pretty much determines whether they get to get anywhere in life for the rest of their lives.... I don't know if attendance is mandatory in France.

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    27. Re:in a word, "no" by rpillala · · Score: 1

      I read that page too. In China, the students who are outperforming American students on tests of science and math achievement are the ones who did well enough to go on to an academic high school setting. It works the same way in Germany, as another example.

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    28. Re:in a word, "no" by superwiz · · Score: 1
      I am not sure what you mean but a "technical" exercise, but video tapes cannot replace teaching because it is an interactive exercise. I don't see why you bring expense into this argument at all. We are talking about quality of education and why for what we spend on, we can certainly get better education.

      Education is not a customer service enterprise. We're not here to give you what you want. People moving around without regard for their children's education are at fault, not schools.

      You are not there to give us what we want. But you are there to give us what we need. And you just don't know what that is. So instead we get the best you have to offer. It's not good enough. The fact that we live in a society in which people have to move around is just a fact of life. You can't get away with dismissing it as someone else's fault because it makes your job harder. Especially, in the face of a proposed solution that takes this fact under consideration (ie, standardized curriculum).

      We were assigned plenty of the great books, and many of my classmates never read them.

      In a system with standardized curriculum, they would never have a great assigned according to how many of them they have read. So if they haven't read any, they would again fail the class. If that meant repeating the year, most of them would read it.

      I think the crust of my argument is that developmental experts are out of touch with classroom reality in the same way that teachers are out of touch with the big picture.

      You conveniently dropped the experts in disciplines from that sentence. Since the interaction of developmental experts and experts in disciplines consistently produces better education in other countries, there is no reason to assume that it cannot do it here.

      A separate bureaucracy is also more susceptible to outside influence.

      Very true. That's why such a bureaucracy on federal level would have to be subject to more Congressional oversight. Both the head of the department and lower-level officers would have to be vetted by Congress and be a subject to removal through a lawsuit that can demonstrate their incompetence.

      "business stakeholders in education"

      That could very well mean campaign contributors. But since I gave a rather strict criteria for what type of people would have a say in the shaping of the curriculum (developmental experts and experts in given disciplines), influence of other "stakeholders" would be seen as corruption rather than a legitimate part of the process.

      Analysis is the branch with the most ready practical application I guess is why you see Calculus so much as the end of high school math. It could just as easily be topology or number theory if the goal was to increase rigor throughout your high school years.

      Topology (or Analysis Situs) is only relevant because of Analysis. Without a proper notion of continuum, topology is just a game. Let's not have a flame war on this one. This is how developed historically and I'll insist that necessity is the mother of invention. Number theory is worth studying in high school as is discrete probability theory. Not so much for it's rigor but to prepare students for almost any scientific endeavor.

      Now, whose idea do you think it was to take the math out of Algebra 1? No teacher would shortchange their students that way, but the state of Maryland certainly would.

      Forgive my bluntness, but "state of Maryland" is still quite a local level as far as almost anyone is concerned. I am sure it has contributed a great deal thought the history of this country, so there is no need to try to enumerate its accomplishments. But a chance that a TOP expert in development and a top expert in Physics, Math, Literature, Chemistry, etc. would come together and dedicate their energies to fix education in the state of Maryland (rather than in the entire country) are rather minuscule. A chance that such a gathering would occur on regular bases is 0.

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    29. Re:in a word, "no" by rpillala · · Score: 1

      I certainly agree with you about Maryland being a local level and not more significant than that. It's where my experience in teaching comes from, so I've only used specific examples from teaching in Maryland.

      I'm sure you realize that curriculum in schools is only one of many factors that determine education quality. When I say "curriculum" I'm only referring to the choice, sequence, and schedule of topics. I think you may include the system of promotion and retention in your use of the term. The more that system favors the school as opposed to the student, the higher the level of achievement will be in a given grade level. When I say "favors the student" I mean the student's desire to go to the next grade level regardless of their actual performance. Students do have that desire. On my end, I assume that the school has no motivation to pass students who are not qualified. The more we abrogate the connection between performance and promotion, the less we actually serve the students' long term interests. You've said that in so many words, and I agree on that. I'm saying all this like you don't already know it but really I'm thinking through your point of view while typing. Don't take it as condescending.

      I can see now why you contend that a national curriculum and nationwide elimination of social promotion would increase achievement nationwide. In fact, a national policy eliminating social promotion would really only work in support of a standard curriculum.

      How this curriculum is developed and by whom is a separate issue. I think you overestimate the amount of control that teachers have over their school year. Teachers, in my experience, are often trapped in a day-to-day mentality like other public service such as health care or law enforcement. This insulates us from considering larger issues to some extent. It also has the effect of keeping us close to the students' interests in a way that experts are not. Personally, I tend to view teaching as a very specialized area that is not easily understood by anyone outside it. Maybe everyone views their own field that way. Thus, congress is an outside influence until they demonstrate some credibility, hell I even view the state legislature as outside influence. Last year, the MD General Assembly made it so that students had to be present for I think less than an hour to be counted present for a school day. I don't think the bureaucracy being federal would reduce the amount of asshattery it could enact. Maryland's "data analysis" portion of Algebra 1 was a response to NCLB, after all.

      I don't think you and I really disagree about how education should work. Read The Electronic Sweatshop though. I think you'd find it interesting.

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    30. Re:in a word, "no" by rpillala · · Score: 1

      Also, the way achievement is measured is another separate issue. In my mind, I associate national standards with high stakes testing, but that's not the only way performance can be assessed. Judging from my experience, it's the most likely way, problematic as it is.

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      When the axe came to the forest, the trees said, "Look out - the handle was once one of us."
  32. darwin awards by gekoscan · · Score: 0

    Nature has a way of sorting this kinda things out :)

    If a person thinks movie physics is the all knowing truth, we can only hope they try to emulate them. For all the rest of us that have a reasonable understand of mathematics and physics, we will just continue to enjoy the show.

  33. Watch the Right Movies by imstanny · · Score: 1


    "Some people really do believe a bus traveling 70 mph can clear a 50-foot gap in a freeway, as depicted in the movie Speed."

    Forget Speed. If you want a real lesson in physics, watch Road Trip. Not only does the Ford Taurus clear the gap based on their calculations it also loses its suspension, and then explodes. Don't forget, they had to recalculate their speed for approach after a loogie launched by 'Stifler' collapsed one side of the broken bridge.
    ...If that's not an accurate lesson in physics, I don't know what is.

  34. Follow the prejudice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "American students are non-science jobs because that's what our economy rewards. "

    Really, Mr "I'm an expert on the economy"? List them and hope and pray I don't come up with a bigger list proving you wrong.

    "Apparently the envisioned future is that the Chinese and Mexicans will do all the work while we sit back and "manage" them, e.g. continue glutting ourselves by skimming all the profits off their work."

    Yes, all those "Mexican and Chinese" HB1's

    "Personally I think we're headed for trouble."

    Personally I think you're an idiot. We're headed for trouble but I doubt this crowd has a firm grasp on all the reasons why.

    1. Re:Follow the prejudice by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      We're headed for trouble but I doubt this crowd has a firm grasp on all the reasons why.

      Are you vaguely alluding to anything in particular, or just hoping to present your own intelligence as superior at the expense of everyone else?

      Please, forgive my cynicism, but this is /., and it can be hard to tell.

      Assuming it's the former, I'm dying to read the truths you grasp so firmly.

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  35. I'll cut the crap right now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're going to get tons of people agreeing with your every word and placing you in their friends list, but I'm not going to play their games and be straight with you instead: can you ask your sister to get me a job at Pixar? And will she be my girlfriend? Either will do. Thanks.

  36. Not yet? Really? by Gottlos · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned the fact that in Speed the bus couldn't go UNDER 70 mph... it could have been traveling much faster. Now I know that still does not make it very believable but is anyone willing to do the math to see what speed and incline are needed to jump a 50 ft gap? What's the average mass of a bus anyways?

  37. Hollywood Porn Biology Hurts Sexual Understanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I dont know about Hollymood movies and physics but Hollywood porn sure destroyed my understanding of women and sex. Here are some of the things I learnt from Hollywood porn that I found out (the hard way) weren't really true:


    1. Women always wear 6-inch high-heels to bed.
    2. Men are never impotent.
    3. Women never have headaches... or periods.
    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
    5. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
    6. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
    7. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
    8. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
    9. All women are noisy cummers.
    10. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt or face.
    11. A woman can't wait to get it in the ass.
    12. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
    13. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
    14. Double penetration makes women smile.
    15 Assholes are so clean, you could eat out of them.
    16. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a hard slap on the butt.
    17. Nurses always suck patients' cocks.
    18. Men always pull out.
    19. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
    20. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
    21. A man ejaculating on a woman's tits or butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
    22. Asian men don't exist.

    I hope the next generation fed on an abundance of internet porn doesn't have the same misconceptions.

  38. A really nasty case of movie physics by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Ronald Reagan didn't understand why ballistic missiles couldn't return to base. Wouldn't have been so bad if he'd still been an actor, but he was Commander in Chief at the time.

    1. Re:A really nasty case of movie physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cite?

      In any case, the important question, assuming it's true, is whether he got it explained to him, or whether he took that misconception to his grave. (Well, to the point where his failing mind couldn't understand the misconception, anyway.)

      CinC is a managerial position, and managers are not required, expected, or even wanted to know everything. If he could get smart people to give him the general idea of why he was wrong, then he was doing his job 100%. It's the managers who are smart enough that they think they don't need to listen to their underlings (not to name names, but there's a guy in the White House right now who seems to do this a lot) who really screw things up.

    2. Re:A really nasty case of movie physics by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Ronald Reagan didn't understand why ballistic missiles couldn't return to base.

      Well, they can, if you launch them just right.

    3. Re:A really nasty case of movie physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ronald Reagan didn't understand why ballistic missiles couldn't return to base. Wouldn't have been so bad if he'd still been an actor, but he was Commander in Chief at the time.
      Cite?

      I'm no fan of Reagan, but I do believe he was unfairly spun on that quote.

      Here's what he later said about it:

      "I never said, and I never ever thought, and I would have thought anybody was crazy who did think that you could turn a nuclear missile around and call it back. I was talking about the submarines and the airplanes. And the funny thing is, since my opponent [Mondale] rushed forth with a quote from the press conference where that subject was discussed, I have had more people--and I've seen more letters to the editor in papers on campaigning around the country that are saying, well, it's perfectly apparent seeing that he was talking about the submarines and the airplanes, not the nuclear missiles."
  39. What about Star Trek? by Franklin+Brauner · · Score: 1

    Do the value of physics learned on Star Trek (in particular TNG) outweigh the theoretical physics discussed and movie conventions?

  40. Speed bus by dfsmith · · Score: 1

    A back-of-the-napkin calculation shows that a ballistic object traveling at 70mph (102ft/s) can stay airborne for 4.5s (if that 70mph is directed at 45 degrees from horizontal), during which time it covers 325 feet. Then it smashes to bits (having just fallen from about 80 feet in the air).

    A 50ft gap? Totally unrealistic.

    (Usual disclaimers for napkin-arithmetic.)

    1. Re:Speed bus by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Except that the bus's angle would have been more like 7 degrees. If you've ever seen the making of the movie, you would know that they actually filmed it by placing a steep ramp there, and editing it out of the final version. Watch the movie scene closely next time and you will see the front wheels of the bus rise up , before the bus leaves the first half of the bridge.

    2. Re:Speed bus by dfsmith · · Score: 1

      Good grief, you want me to WATCH the movie? Again!?

  41. Re:Not yet? Really? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    ask the mythbusters

  42. Die Hard has died by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Informative

    The last Die Hard is most definitely the worst.
    Spoilers included, so ROT13, use this to read.
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    As to the students thinking of science as hard, I don't think the movies are responsible for this. Being smart is apparently not cool anymore, why should it be? You can make much more dough selling SCO Linux subscriptions :) or at least playing basketball. Oh, and chicks like basketball players, not nerds.

    1. Re:Die Hard has died by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gur vaqrfgehpgnoyr nfvna tvey trgf uvg ol n gehpx naq fgvyy svtugf yvxr abguvat unccrarq. [etcetera]

      Yep, that's the average undersanding of physics. If only we could port that FF plugin to wetware...

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    2. Re:Die Hard has died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, LoTR #3 was the worst. The lousy physics of giant chunks of rock being catapulted into the walls of Minas Tirith really killed the movie for me. (Don't mention the miscast Faramir or the "Americans With Disabilities" Mouthpiece of Sauron.)

      It's all about voluntary suspension of disbelief. I'm happy to believe in Orcs and Elves (for a couple of hours). I'm not happy to believe in flagrant abuses of the laws of physics. Brought me to the sad conclusion that Jackson is a scientificly illiterate hack. Sorry.

    3. Re:Die Hard has died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks more like Welsh than ROT13.

    4. Re:Die Hard has died by ceroklis · · Score: 1

      The bad guy can do pretty much anything from his computer. Stop an elevator in some private building? Sure why not. Hack into everything, control anything (all the street lights, stock markets, power plants.) Whatever.

      The most ridiculous example of this I ever saw was in season 4 of 24. The plot goes something like this: The department of defense developed an "override device" that allows remote control of all the country nuclear power plants. Terrorists acquire the device and initiate the meltdown of all the plants. The operators of the plant cannot do anything about it, but thankfully an analyst from the (fictitious) counter terrorist unit manages to coble together a program in a few minutes, sends it to the plants and avoid the meltdowns. What makes the whole thing even funnier is that the guy who saves the day (whose job has naturally nothing to do with nuclear power plant control) writes the program directly in... machine code! He even asks a coworker to lookup the opcode of a jump instruction for him.
    5. Re:Die Hard has died by Skadet · · Score: 1

      Gur vaqrfgehpgnoyr nfvna tvey trgf uvg ol n gehpx naq fgvyy svtugf yvxr abguvat unccrarq

      Solve for y.

  43. I approve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I rather like the idea of the stupid ones removing themselves from the gene pool.

  44. People who get their physics from movies... by WerewolfOfVulcan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... are far more likely to believe that an airplane crashing into a skyscraper causes the entire structure to collapse.

    1. Re:People who get their physics from movies... by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Actually, they're far more likely to believe that wildly complex conspiracy theories are valid and can't get it through their heads that steel greatly weakens as it heats, along with the fact that the twin towers were designed to collapse in on themselves in the event that they ever did collapse in order to minimize collateral damage. They will be impressed by a couple of fellow nuts who make a youtube video "outlining" the supposed "conspiracy".

    2. Re:People who get their physics from movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A poor understanding of probability and statistics is worse than misunderstanding physics. What are the chances of it happening 3 times in one day?

    3. Re:People who get their physics from movies... by WerewolfOfVulcan · · Score: 1
    4. Re:People who get their physics from movies... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Hey, this sounds great! Just one problem...which plane hit building 7? Er, wait...I forgot. It just fell down out of sympathy for the others. Never mind!

  45. Also the decline of the American car industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMHO Hollywood movies are also a cause for the decline of the American car industry.

    Who the hell will still buy a American car when nearly every car crash in a movie results in an explosion of the gasoline tank?

    1. Re:Also the decline of the American car industry by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Anyone who realises that the bulletproof, indestructible, fast-talking, ultra-smart car that wins the race and gets the girl is ALSO an American car.

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  46. It'd make the jump. . . by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It'd make the jump, but you might want to try dropping a bus 1.16m before making the determination that it'd be okay.

  47. More Idiocracy by Q-Cat5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Physics don't matter. In a few years, all fuel will be replaced by Brawndo. (It's got what Buses Crave.)

    This is an old debate. Yes, TV and Movies largely rob you of time and money, and take up brain-cycles and memory capacity that could be used more productively for other things. Largely. It's because people choose to watch that kind of movie. We could all be watching intelligent, thought-provoking documentaries and technical films. But we don't. (Exceptions are noted.)

    Suspension of disbelief is a wonderful ability. I'm glad I have it, it allows me to be entertained by reading, hearing, and watching works of pure fiction. I'm also glad that I'm smart enough to know the difference between fiction and fact. I got that by asking questions (stimulated in many cases by unrealistic scenes in movies, I'm sure). Not everyone wants to learn, however, and those that don't want to learn are probably irredeemable anyway. And laying the blame for their failures at Hollywood's doorstep is like blaming Goth Music and Violent Video Games for school shootings. It completely misses the point that solid education (or other forms of intervention, usually originating with parents that actually, gasp, pay attention to their children) would obviate the need for babysitting people through basic fact-versus-fancy analyses of obviously unrealistic media.

    Some of us are able to handle our mindless entertainment responsibly. Those that can learn, will. Those that can't, will probably massively outnumber us within a generation or two anyway, if they don't already.

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  48. Twisted Physics by Mal-2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Movie and cartoon physics have always been highly suspect. The difference is that until fairly recently, it was blatantly obvious when special effects "cheats" were called into play. This started to fall apart with the advent of the green screen, and ironically went completely to hell with CGI. Why ironically? Because the same computing power used to render can also be used to do the physics properly -- but it generally isn't.

    Another irony is that some movies that look cartoonish (Pixar films, for example) have more reasonable physics than movies that are meant to integrate the computer-generated effects seamlessly. Cartoons are one place where suspension of physical law is often accepted in order to support the overall comic effect, though there seems to be a sort of convention of "cartoon physics" as well.

    Mal-2

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    1. Re:Twisted Physics by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Because the same computing power used to render can also be used to do the physics properly -- but it generally isn't.

      Of course not. Movies have had real cars jumping over real gaps for years, and physics dictates that there's a limit to what you can achieve with that technique; it's pretty much been done. So the options are (1) limit yourself to what is physically possible regardless of whether you're using CGI or not and reuse old stunts, or (2) admit the whole thing is fantasy and go nuts. The studios have gone with option 2, because it's more reliably profitable than option 1, which relies more on talented acting and decent writing to carry a film (you see the problem there).

      Considering the action genre relies on each release being more spectacular and improbable than the last, it would have died long ago if not for CGI. Whether that would be a good thing is a matter of opinion, though I'd point out that the crud is often a test-bed for the techniques that end up being used tastefully.

      Another irony is that some movies that look cartoonish (Pixar films, for example) have more reasonable physics than movies that are meant to integrate the computer-generated effects seamlessly.

      Not really true. If you refer to Cinefex you'll find all sorts of cheats and tweaks that defy real physics, and these are done because adhering to strict physics often looks too mechanical (it's not uncommon to have different values for gravity and wind resistance in different scenes, for example). It only looks more realistic because it's stylistically self-consistent and there's no real-world physics for comparison; nothing enters the uncanny valley, so errors are less obvious.

      Good sig, BTW.

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    2. Re:Twisted Physics by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Movies have had real cars jumping over real gaps for years, and physics dictates that there's a limit to what you can achieve with that technique; it's pretty much been done.


      So write it into the movie. It's possible to make a bus jump a gap like in "Speed" though it takes a ramp and explosives -- put a ramp and explosives into the plot and it becomes plausible. If they used a crane to carry it over the break, then put the crane in the plot. It's not like there's some standard of historical accuracy to worry about. The exact details of the deus ex machina need not be revealed, but its existence should be.

      Of course, if they had a crane that could catch and lift a bus going 50 mph, there may not have been a movie. Why put it back down at all?

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    3. Re:Twisted Physics by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      It's possible to make a bus jump a gap like in "Speed" though it takes a ramp and explosives -- put a ramp and explosives into the plot and it becomes plausible.

      The ramp is a possibility, but then you'd have to answer the more obvious question "what idiotic public works department would waste money building a ramp at the end of an uncompleted overpass and why?" (not a problem at ground level, where a pile of earth or gravel makes some sense, but then you don't have a gap to jump). Primed explosives have the same problem (who does blasting on a raised overpass?), but adds the question of whether the blast would lift such a heavy vehicle without setting off the bomb on board or causing other major damage; armoured vehicles have enough difficulty surviving that kind of thing and I doubt a typical bus would fare any better, so that isn't even remotely plausible.

      If they used a crane to carry it over the break, then put the crane in the plot.

      High capacity cranes pivot from a central point*: if the tangental velocity of the crane's arm is slower than the bus it would have to engage and lift instantly (not possible), otherwise either it would slow the bus down (kaboom), its winch gear would be torn out. And that's assuming it doesn't topple, and there's some kind of crane that can be guided accurately and quickly enough to grab the bus at its centre of gravity (it has to be wheels-down when it lands, remember), and have the necessary lift capacity in the grab mechanism (not possible with electromagnets), and have a fast enough grab mechanism (ruling out a hydraulic claw) and will keep the bus aligned with the direction of movement (not possible with cables), and be available at short notice...well, you get the point: again, you're replacing one physical impossibility with a whole host of physical impossibilities that underworked nerds** will criticise instead.

      You can see why script writers*** go for the lesser evil; at least it's over quickly.

      It's not like there's some standard of historical accuracy to worry about.

      Which is worse: a story that occasionally ignores physics or one that has no logical consistency whatsoever? The target demographic for action films is clearly more sensitive to inexplicable plot developments than inaccurate physics (if they could handle inexplicable plots they'd be watching something by Bergman instead).

      Of course, if they had a crane that could catch and lift a bus going 50 mph, there may not have been a movie.

      So observing correct physics wouldn't be all bad ;)

      *I won't go into the exact mathematics of levers, counterweights and inertia, but suffice to say the greater lifting capacity and arm length of a crane, the slower it moves. And cranes don't absorb transverse forces at all well.

      **I'm including myself here.

      ***Sorry, I meant typewriter-wielding monkeys.

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    4. Re:Twisted Physics by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      The ramp is a possibility, but then you'd have to answer the more obvious question "what idiotic public works department would waste money building a ramp at the end of an uncompleted overpass and why?"


      I meant "oh crap, the bus is headed for that break with three minutes warning -- luckily we have a crew working on that offramp, so throw some steel plates together and prop them up with something and hope for the best" as a plot line. You then get the added drama of a work crew diving out of the way just as the bus hits the ramp, and the ramp itself falling to pieces just after the bus takes off.

      Sure the ramp they build probably won't be adequate for the jump, but at least it shows they've considered the problem and wanted to throw out something semi-plausible. Sure there's no way they could do the work that fast, but at least it goes from "violates physics" to "totally impractical under the circumstances". It would also add drama when road workers scatter every which way at the last possible instant.

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  49. go watch start trek and star wars by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and put your speakers on mute whenever they show something happening in space. it's realistic, but boring

    the point is, who cares if people know there is no sound in space or not. the purpose of movies is to entertain. i want to HEAR R2D2 scream when he gets hit by shrapnel and i want to HEAR romulans decloak with a whoosh. if we can accept the "force" and "vulcan mind melds", we can accept sound in space damnit. it means joe blow doesn't know space is silent? frankly, who cares

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  50. Re:Not yet? Really? by BigMike1020 · · Score: 1

    What's the average mass of a bus anyways? With that last sentence, you're proving the opposite point. The mass of the bus would actually have very little to do with how far the bus would fly. The only things that would matter, neglecting air resistance, are its speed and gravitational acceleration.
  51. All I want to know... by hydroxy · · Score: 1

    Is where the hell you got a movie ticket for $7.50. In the DC area, I havn't seen that price in ~10 years.

  52. Re:Oh please-Everyone else is stupid...except for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You don't have to be an intellectual to realise that the ticking timer might signify that your game is BEING save rather than it automagically saving it instantly."

    Might? Isn't the device designed so that's perfectly clear? Maybe it's reading, or preheating the chips or something?

    "You also don't have to be an intellectual to realise that turning off your machine while its doing this might lose your save game altogether."

    See above, plus why would one assume it "might" lose your save game? Guess the extra cost saved by going without a soft-switch "might" explain it.

    Like I said and the guy who modded me didn't understand. When you do product design you leave very little up to "might". The fact that I have to come back and explain all this just bolsters my original argument.

  53. Re:Not yet? Really? by litghost · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well this comment shows the problem right away. This is actually a mass independent problem, as gravity is always accelerating things (on Earth) at ~9.81 m/s^2. The problem is more what the drag on the bus is over the course of the flight. However, since I am not in the mood to calculate Reynolds numbers for flying busses, I will assume inviscid air.

    Problem statement: A point particle moving at 70 MPH at some angle must cross a 50 foot gap, and be at the same height when it reaches the other side.

    Given:
    v0 = 70 mph // Initial speed
    x = 50 feet // Distance to travel horizontially

    Assumption: Force-free motion
    Constant gravity ( g = 9.81 m/s^2 )

    Solution:

    v0 = 70 mph = 31.2928 m/s
    x = 50 feet = 15.24 m

    t = Time of flight
    theta = Angle from horizon

    x = v0*t*cos(theta)
    y = v0*sin(theta)*t - g*t^2
    Solve for t t = x/(v0*cos(theta))
    Substitude into y equation
    y = x*v0/v0*sin(theta)/cos(theta) - g*x^2/v0^2/cos(theta)^2
    Set y = 0 and solve
    x*sin(theta)/cos(theta) = g*x^2/v0^2/cos(theta)^2
    sin(theta)*cos(theta) = g*x/v0^2

    g*x/v0^2 = 9.81*15.24/(31.2928)^2 = 0.15267

    sin(theta)*cos(theta) = 0.15267 can be solve graphically. The first valid solution is 8.89 degrees.

    So yes, a bus (with no friction) can cross a 50 feet gap, if the ramp was at an incline greater than 8.89 degrees.

    Yay.

  54. 70 mph to clear a 50 foot gap by z-j-y · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why wouldn't I believe it? If my calculation is correct, it only requires a 4.4 degree ramp.

    Hey prof, refine you understanding of physics and teaching skills, instead of whining about Hollywood movies on a German junk journal. We all whine about Hollywood movies, but get real, when is the last time that somebody offered you a job in real life to crack 1280 bit encryption in 30 seconds while your sensitive organ is being sucked.

    1. Re:70 mph to clear a 50 foot gap by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Thank you, wish I had mod points for you.

      I'd go even further and challenge whether bad physics in movies really all that harmful, on a couple of points:

      1) For somebody who doesn't know the physics anyway, is seeing somebody get blown through a window by a shotgun really going to make their understanding that much worse?

      2) Even for those people whose understanding of physics is harmed by movies, so what? If they're not designing the next Mars mission, how does this hurt anybody, those people included? OTOH, considering the results of some Mars missions, maybe Hollywood Physics are doing more harm than I think

      It's kind of like the ranting I see on /. from time to time about the view of strict creationists, that the Earth is really only about 7000 years old (or whatever) and people and dinosaurs existed at the same time (gee, Hollywood's actually done that one, too). We know that's not true, and that dinosaurs were long gone before even our most primitive ancestors evolved, but so what? The worst that can happen to you for thinking that people were chased around by dinosaurs is you get laughed at. Other than that, it doesn't really hurt them, or us. Even if they teach that in their private schools, it doesn't matter much. No actual, legit paleontology curriculum is going to be swayed by it.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm all for accuracy in school subjects, and for good science in movies, too, but people actually being *harmed* by Hollywood science? I don't buy it, unless somebody really tries some of that stuff. Then they darwinize and society is better off :)

    2. Re:70 mph to clear a 50 foot gap by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't I believe it? If my calculation is correct, it only requires a 4.4 degree ramp.

      The reason I still wouldn't believe it is because roads aren't designed that way. Say you're right, and the road had a 4.4 degree ramp. Now, imagine that construction had been completed, and the section missing was filled in the simpliest way possible (a flat section of road connecting the two ends*). Now take the bus accross the section of road again at 70MPH. The fact that there is now a road there won't even matter, cause the bus is going to go airborne anyway (the bus when it makes the jump will travel in an arc, and we laid a flat section of road). 70MPH is not an unreasonable speed to be traveling on a freeway, and roads generally aren't designed so that vehicles go airborne travelling at normal speeds.

      *Actually, it doesn't matter that we laid a flat section of road. The shape won't matter - you're pretty much going airborne no matter what so long as you maintain 70MPH. Best case scenario is that you make a road in the shape of the arc, and you just barely maintain contact while the vehicle sails over it essentially weightless. Make it any lower and you come off the road. Make it higher in order to keep the car on the road, and just end up just making a bigger ramp to fly off of when you have to bring it back down to meet the other end of the gap.

  55. but does it suck linux dick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey linux fags! just wanted to stop by and troll your faggot asses some more.
     
    go get fucked by an ex-con.

    1. Re:but does it suck linux dick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go get fucked by an ex-con.

      Are you available? You were, after all, wanting to 'troll some ass', which I guess is some sort of new slang for butt sex.

  56. Re:Not yet? Really? by z-j-y · · Score: 1

    you are missing a factor of 2 somewhere.

    it doesn't have to be so complicated. obviously t = 2 v0 sin(theta) / g

  57. Re:Not yet? Really? by Gottlos · · Score: 1

    Actually mass does matter because a larger mass will affect the landing and the damage done to the surface(and the bus) when it lands. That definitely factors into this. I'm sorry I didn't explain that. I did take college physics and do realize that objects of different mass fall at the same rate (in a vacuum anyways). And since we're saying this the size of the bus matters if you need to calculate atmospheric effects... freeways aren't in vacuums. That's another thing to consider.

  58. Please, mod parent up by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

    Because, sadly, it's true.

  59. How is this any different... by StealthyRoid · · Score: 1

    Same problem, different subject. For decades, really, the public's conception of computers has been jacked up by Hollywood. I mean, I know that I, like the rest of you, skateboard through my 3D, holographic mainframe every day (you know, the one that shows a picture of my screaming face when there's a kernel panic), but how many people have an 800 monitor setup like in Swordfish? In fact, when was the last time you saw an interface in a movie that made any goddamn sense at all?

  60. FTL and time travel by rangek · · Score: 1

    AFAIK Charles Stross is the only SF writer who has ever done much writing in a milieu where FTL is equivalent to time travel, and I don't think he's even done it consistently in all his work.

    Stephen Baxter's Xeelee stories also explore the FTL == time travel issue. Indeed, warring factions use "FTL foreknowledge" throughout the whole story arc. In particular, the novel Exultant spends a good deal of effort exploring the implications of "real FTL" travel on an interpersonal level.

    However, Baxter seems to be a bit inconsistent in how he treats FTL travel in that the time travel aspect appears to be ignored when it would interfere with other plot elements. (Or maybe he is just way smarter than me and I am misreading things...)

    1. Re:FTL and time travel by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Steven Baxtor wrote an entire novel on the premise that:
      • The human population is growing exponentially.
      • If this continues, then there is a vanishingly small probability that any given person, taken at random, will be alive today.
      • We are alive today, therefore the population is not going to continue to increase exponentially.
      • Therefore, humanity will be extinct in 200 years.
      Oh, and for good measure, he destroyed the universe at the end of the book (seriously, how many times does he have to do that? They guy has serious issues).

      Or maybe he is just way smarter than me and I am misreading things. No, I think it's safe to assume he is an idiot. When it comes to chronically bad science (and maths; I am astonished that he managed to get a degree in mathematics from Cambridge), he is at the 'so infuriatingly bad that his mediocre storytelling doesn't excuse it' end of the spectrum.
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  61. Re:Sound in space by alexfromspace · · Score: 1, Informative

    Actually, there is no sound in space because sound travels through mechanical waves which require medium which does not exists in space, except maybe in nebulaes that have gas in them, and even then the concentration of gas is very light in order to propagate sound effectively. However, an explosion in space produces lots of electro-magnetic waves. On Earth and in space exploration, radio uses electro-magnetic waves in order to propagate sound and television. In astronomy, for the purpose of observation of intereseting cosmic objects, sometimes electro-magnetic radiation that is not a visible light is converted into visible light in order to be able to visualize it. Many images obtained by the Hubble Space Telescope are modified in this way in order to visualize certain properties that are not visible to human eyes. The point is that sound in space when used to visualize explosions, does not violate any scientific principle because EM radiation is routinely used to propagate sound beyond its natural range (think of walkie-talkies, or short-wave radio). When an object explodes in space, the sound can not travel beyond the explosion area, so it must likewise be propagated by radio.

  62. Let's be fair. by monoqlith · · Score: 4, Funny

    That bus was going at least 75.

  63. American English at its best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news ... poorly constructed sentences undermine students' chances of thinking coherently.

  64. Re:Not yet? Really? by Gottlos · · Score: 1

    I'm just gonna put the short answer here. Mass matters for the landing... if you remember in the movie they landed and kept on going. The landing is part of the problem so only solving half the problem doesn't help. Why would you neglect air resistance? You rather have to consider that if you're not in a vacuum.

  65. I got MY science from T.V. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The General Lee can out jump Kitt from Knight Rider anyday! YEEEEEE -HAAAAAAW!

  66. Re:Not yet? Really? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

    And the center of mass and moments of inertia and torque induced by gravity...

    You should probably model the bus as a line segment with two privileged points (that represent the wheels). Torque induced by gravity will be the dominant force until the rear wheels come off the asphalt. Obviously, this will cause the bus to pitch forward (a rotation about the CM). It isn't obvious one way or another whether the bus can actually land or will collide with the highway roof-first, as it depends on the mass distribution.

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  67. Heh by David+Gould · · Score: 2, Funny
    My favorite part of the article was the fact that the third Google ad at the top was:

    Quantum Physics Secrets - Transform Your Limiting Beliefs Find True Happiness and Purpose
    www.MagicalTransformations.com Just sayin'...
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  68. As a UCF Student... by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

    The University offers a course titled "the physics of super heroes." I have not taken it, but as I understand it the class is setup to teach non-science majors some physics basics (that they somehow missed in grade school). A lot of people seem to really enjoy it.

  69. I like how people complain about that bus jump. by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Informative

    They actually did that bus jump. It's real. And, no, they didn't edit out any ramps.

    They had to used CGI to edit the landing area shorter, to make it look like it landed closer to the edge than it actually did, because the bus actually jumped farther than it should have. (And they edited out the camera rig it smashed into.)

    How? The gap is not level. Yes, it looks that way on film from certain angles if you're not paying attention, but the starting end was a several yards higher than the back end. Everyone sits there and complains about how a bus cannot do a level jump, and fails to notice that it's not a level jump.

    About the only physics that stunt played fast and lose with was by weighing down the back somewhat so the bus wouldn't rotate forward, and, thus, still be movable after landing.

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    1. Re:I like how people complain about that bus jump. by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      They actually did that bus jump. It's real.

      -snip-

      Everyone sits there and complains about how a bus cannot do a level jump, and fails to notice that it's not a level jump.

      Then I submit to you that they didn't really do that bus jump. Sure, they did a bus jump, but I don't think people are claiming they rendered a CGI bus or used a scale model. The complaint has always been that Speed is ostensibly a movie set in the real world, featuring no superheroes (not even normal-guys-with-tools-and-talent such as James Bond or Batman), yet it depicts events that are, quite simply, impossible.

    2. Re:I like how people complain about that bus jump. by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Informative

      They had to used CGI to edit the landing area shorter, to make it look like it landed closer to the edge than it actually did, because the bus actually jumped farther than it should have. (And they edited out the camera rig it smashed into.) Um, there was no gap. The gap was edited in. In all sources I've found, they even talk about the ramp.

      According to Wikipedia, you don't know what you're talking about:

      Notes

      One of the most famous scenes in the film shows the bus jumping across a gap in an elevated freeway-to-freeway ramp while still under construction. Both sides of the gap are at identical heights, making it impossible that the jump would work in real life. According to the "Making of..." feature that accompanied the DVD release, the stunt used a ramp and really did traverse fifty feet in the air. To handle the sudden jolt on landing, the stunt bus had no passengers aboard and the driver was wearing a shock-absorbing harness.

      The gap in the highway was added through CGI; note the flock of digital seagulls added by the special effects company to enhance the realism of the scene. While the flyover ramp is shown to be essentially all complete and paved, except for the gap, in actual construction that gap in the road deck would have been fixed before the guardrail and asphalt is added. You may also note if you look closely, when the bus is flying over the bridge that is under construction the gap between the two bridges was edited in. And IMDB.com seems to agree:

      The bus jump scene was done twice, as the bus landed too smoothly the first time. The bridge was actually there, but erased digitally. So you seem to have your facts wrong there. Please cite your source, I would find this interesting as I've always heard the above.

      You should really write the authors of that paper though, I think they'd get a kick out of your comments and they'd love to add you as a data point.
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    3. Re:I like how people complain about that bus jump. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No, they had a little ramp that dropped after the front wheels went over it. Weighting the back of the bus doesn't make a significant difference in a jump like that. Besides, the back of most busses is weighted anyway... by the engine.

      I agree that whether the freeway was flat or not is pretty immaterial... you don't need that big of an angle... less than you can really determine in the movie without freeze frame. The bad physics are where the bus lands on the back wheels first, like a plane. The only way they could get it to do that is with that little collapsing ramp, to give the front of the bus more vertical velocity than the back.

    4. Re:I like how people complain about that bus jump. by A1kmm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Assuming no air resistance, and treating the bus as a single point (perhaps not the most realistic assumptions, but they are probably a reasonable start):

      The bus travels at 70 mph (v = 31.2928 m/s) with acceleration due to gravity equal to 9.80665 ms^-2. We assume that the other side of the jump is h metres lower than where the bus left off (to start with, lets make h = 0 m). The bus leaves at an angle of theta relative to the plane perpendicular to gravity, i.e. 0 means it leaves of completely flat. For maximum effect, let theta be 35.26 degrees.

      The bus will traval v * cos(theta) * sqrt(2/g * (v * sin(theta) - h)) metres before landing. This comes out at 49.04566 m, or 160.9 feet.

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    5. Re:I like how people complain about that bus jump. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It genuinely humors me that such ignorant and false posts can be +5 informative for so long.

      Bravo, Slashdot. Is this some form of ironic modding that proves that people like the parent poster who watched Speed actually still believe that it was possible without a ramp. There are two replies, one pointing out the fact that he is completely wrong and the other scientifically calculating the drop the bus has to make.

      I guess that proves the study, huh?

    6. Re:I like how people complain about that bus jump. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      They actually did that bus jump. It's real. And, no, they didn't edit out any ramps.

      There was no gap, the road was edited out. There was a ramp. It was edited out too. Given napkin physics, we can quickly determine that a bus traveling at 70 mph can jump 50 feet with a ramp of 18 degrees. It's easy, no different than the motorcycles that make long jumps all the time. I've heard the bus jumped too far. My guess is that the bus was traveling faster than 70, the ramp was steeper than 18 degrees, or the jump was supposed to be shorter than 50 feet. Stuntmen will build in extra fudge factors because Napkin Physics (tm) doesn't take into account suspension compression, air resistance, or anything like that. Oh, and for something with low acceleration, there will always be significant rotation in a jump (don't get me started on that, there was a thread long ago here where someone couldn't understand why that drove me nuts). To reduce that, they had a ramp that gave the front wheels a higher takeoff angle than the rears. For something as long as a bus that isn't accelerating as it hits the jump, that's necessary to not land overly rotated.

      I'm surprised more people aren't jumping on the Speed example, since with the exception of a CG removed ramp, it actually did happen with *real* physics.

    7. Re:I like how people complain about that bus jump. by Chris+Shannon · · Score: 1

      The bus leaves at an angle of theta relative to the plane perpendicular to gravity, i.e. 0 means it leaves of completely flat. For maximum effect, let theta be 35.26 degrees.
      Where did 35 degrees come from? On even ground, the maximum range of a projectile is 45 degrees.
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    8. Re:I like how people complain about that bus jump. by ArcadeX · · Score: 1

      One of the most famous scenes in the film shows the bus jumping across a gap in an elevated freeway-to-freeway ramp while still under construction. Both sides of the gap are at identical heights, making it impossible that the jump would work in real life. I've seen the movie plenty of times, and while I'll admit my memory isn't the greatest, I would swear that the gap was not level, and the section they landed on was lower. But my opinion doesn't count, one of my favorite things to do in movies is spot where physics went out the window, or the wrong techno-babble was used. Watched T3 again last night (yes i have too much free time), and bust out laughing when they talked about skynet spreading into all the computers around the world, there's no way to stop it... then all the nukes go off. Would love to see how they explain skynet surviving all the emp's, downed networks, loss of power, and getting the computational power it needs to survive / evolve from my mom's old celeron with 128 ram, and the like.
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  70. Re:Not yet? Really? by Gottlos · · Score: 1

    Well this is getting complicating... we're gonna need average stiffness of the suspension... the tire pressure... how the people were distributed throughout the bus... Sandra Bullock's cup size... hmmmmmm

  71. so does it cause violence as well? by fermion · · Score: 1
    I think if people do not have experience with something, then maybe they will believe a movie. So, since most of us have no seen a car fly off he freeway, then maybe we might believe that a car might fly 50 feet. Likewise, if we have never seen someone get shot, perhaps we will believe that shooting someone is no such a big deal because our heros get shot all the time, and i does not seem to effect them. The same for rampant sexual activity with no consequences.

    I think we will all agree that such links are tenuous at best. For example, we only need to burn out finger to learn that fire hurts. We are capable of realizing cause and effect without any direct experience. Most of us go through our entire lives without putting a baby in he microwave, or shooing our playmate. I certainly believe that kids burned down their houses and mutilated frogs even before Beavis and Butthead. In fact these las two are probably so common they aren't even news.

    So what makes science any different. At least in the US I suppose it is a matter of magical thinking. Science is based on cause and effect. It is based on the functional form that the given a set of inputs results in predictable outputs. Scientists are not going to sit there running the same experience, with the same parameters, and expect widely different results. They are not going to pray for better result any more than they most devout person choose to pray for the lights to come rather than flipping the switch.

    Certainly such magical thinking is to be expected in children, and children's movies take advantage of that wonderful innocence. As the child grows up, however, the child is suppose to understand cause and effect, gain experience, and therefore movies become increasing based in reality, with a continued healthy dose of imagination that still requires a suspension of belief. It is, however, understood that reality is what one lives, not what is in a book or what is on the screen. The unfortunate truth is that many people never maure out of magical thinking, and in the extreme these people do bad things to themselves and others, and in minor cases they simply never fully comprehend cause and effect, and continue to believe the childhood stories are true, and this has been the unfortunate situation long before movies existed. It likely has gotten no worse. Just look at the people who wished to kill Galileo, for simply stated what he believed his experiments showed was reality. People are stupid and prefer to live in the security of their mythology rather than face the harsh reality. This is even true for smart people, the people who say they are doing something because they believe in it, rather than because they have evidence of the truth, even if the result of the actions are devastating.

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  72. movie physics not real??? by razorart · · Score: 1

    does this mean you cant slow time and dodge bullets like in matrix o.O. i feel deceived... now seriously, i bet that no one who saw speed even remembers that the bus jumped a 50 foot gap. the only ones who pay attention to those details are those who dedicate their lives to finding tiny mistakes in movies and then criticizing them over and over again. and who thinks movies are real? there are movies about aliens, zombies, mummys, giant sea monsters, time traveling machines, sirens and other mythological creatures, and you complain cuz a friggin bus jumped a 50 foot gap??? oh, and for those who cant stand watching a movie with unrealistic and ilogical physics, you should see captain sky and the world of tomorrow. you would suicide after the first 15 minutes.

  73. Oblig. P-A Reference by bubbl07 · · Score: 1

    I commented on the physics of the most recent Die Hard having problems detracting from my enjoyment of the movie
    The ass-backwardsness of Die Hard may also be used to add to your enjoyment.
  74. Re:Oh please-Everyone else is stupid...except for by AskChopper · · Score: 1

    I was using might in a sarcastic way for your benefit but you seem to have missed that.. You can read it as "will"

    The fact you need to include the "might factor" in your product design proves my point exactly. We cater for stupid people. I didn't say we shouldn't. I did in fact say we need to.

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  75. It's not just science that Hollywood screws up... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Hollywood distorts reality all the time for effect. How many times can Arnold or Sylvester (you too Mal) get shot or stabbed and still walk around punching people in the face? People think wild animals are just like in Disney flicks until a wounded deer kicks the shit out of a hunter (you find the video). How often are "based on a true story" events either exaggerated or outright fabricated at the discretion of the writers?

    The distortions of history trouble me the most. In my other examples, at least common sense has a chance of eventually discounted what you think you learned from a movie. Historical fabrications don't have any such anti-venom.

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  76. Explosion is the sound of EMI by tepples · · Score: 1

    So it is realistic to hear loud explosions in space from abroad another vessel, when there is no air to propagate the sound? Yes, because <handwave>the explosion gives off electromagnetic waves, and the radio receiver on the bridge picks up the interference as sound.</handwave>
  77. Movie physics, game physics, and reality by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    I used to do animation tools for physically based animation, and got some idea of the Hollywood view of dynamics.

    A basic concept in filmmaking is that the endpoint of a motion is predetermined. Directors think in terms of "here, then here, then there". The path desired is quite likely to be physically unrealistic, and may have to be pieced together from several shots.

    A real physics simulator just isn't "directable" enough. What's used in practice is a combination of hand animation, piecing together motion capture, a collection of clever tricks to make real-world objects go where you want them, and lots of cuts to hide discontinuities. The MTV-style "one cut per second" approach to action scenes makes it even easier.

    Much the same thing happens in games, except that you have to allow a user with limited control to drive a character with too many degrees of freedom and not enough embedded smarts to manage movement against real-world physics. This is why, in most sports games, you see beautiful motion-captured motion interspersed with strange jerks as motions are blended in ways that are continuous but nonphysical.

    In most driving games, the physics is totally unrealistic. The wheel adhesion is huge, the CG is very low (often below the ground) and it's very common to lock roll rate once the vehicle is tilted beyond recovery angle, so that the vehicle rolls all the way over and lands upright. Driving a full sized car through a remote joystick works badly (we tried this with our DARPA Grand Challenge vehicle once, then immediately bought a MoMo steering wheel and interfaced it) and game controller joysticks are even worse. So the vehicle model has to be incredibly forgiving.

    There is a classic of computational Hollywood physics worth noting. In the Bond movie, "The Man with the Golden Gun" (1974), a car is driven over a ruined arch bridge at high speed, executes a 360 degree roll, and lands on the far side. It really did do that. The dynamics were calculated by the Cornell Aeronautical Laboratory (now CALSPAN) and the ramp was constructed to make it happen consistently if the vehicle was driven at the correct speed. But there's a cheat there, too. The car had a fifth, solid wheel underneath which hit a rail on the launch ramp to initiate the roll. It wasn't possible to induce enough roll rate fast enough through the vehicle suspension.

    1. Re:Movie physics, game physics, and reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Some games have much more realistic physics.

    2. Re:Movie physics, game physics, and reality by 427_ci_505 · · Score: 1

      In most driving games, the physics is totally unrealistic. The wheel adhesion is huge, the CG is very low (often below the ground) and it's very common to lock roll rate once the vehicle is tilted beyond recovery angle, so that the vehicle rolls all the way over and lands upright. Driving a full sized car through a remote joystick works badly (we tried this with our DARPA Grand Challenge vehicle once, then immediately bought a MoMo steering wheel and interfaced it) and game controller joysticks are even worse. So the vehicle model has to be incredibly forgiving. If you ever get the chance to, check out Live for Speed, GTR, GTR2 and GT Legends. (with a force feedback wheel). They do a far better job in the physics department.
    3. Re:Movie physics, game physics, and reality by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      You just made my day with your story about that classic car-jump scene from 'The Man With The Golden Gun'.

      The junker car I drove while in college was a '74 Hornet. Then, a few years ago, watching some cable James Bond marathon, I got the biggest kick out of watching James Bond driving a '74 Hornet ('Hey, I used to own one of them!') and then pull that amazing stunt.

      Learning it relied on real physics work, especially compared to the crap physics mentioned in this thread and the parallel crap physics journalism in the adjacent NASA story about Mira's tail... priceless.

  78. It's a Mystery by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

    My two favorite science fiction movies happen to have the around the worst physics. The Fifth Element and Independence Day, the former for it's charming intent (and Bruce Wills' bonked-over-the-head scene), and the latter for gigantic explosions done the right way.

    Which is testament only to suspension of disbelief. However, I will point out one thing. In The Day the Earth Stood Still, Klaatu refers to variation of parameters in an appropriate way. In the recent Transformers, some character or another (who can remember), a signals analyst, refers to it as "Foiray" analysis.

    If that's indicative of a decline in the standing of science, I'm tempted to say it's due to a general decline in appreciation for people who actually know how to do things, and the ascent of people who can sell. But my life experience tells me otherwise, people I actually know generally admire engineer types who can do the mysterious things that make stuff work.

    Another thought I had was that possibly it's opportunity-related. Maybe there just aren't as many jobs for wonks any more. Again, my experience is to the contrary, every company in my line of business is chasing the same fairly small pool of people, and that includes the offshore talent.

    So I don't know. It could be as simple as the fact that there is so much money to be made in the entertainment business, movies don't have to be good anymore and directors don't have to passionate about their material. Because mispronouncing Fourier tells me that someone surely didn't give a damn.

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  79. Re:Sound in space by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    So that (maybe) covers the explosions (sort of). What about the phaser noises when we are given the view from the outside of the ship?

    Here's a scene I found on YouTube with lots of sound that makes for good TV but awful science.

    I can't believe I've been drawn into a conversation about the realism of a space fantasy show. :)

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  80. So wait? by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    A shotgun can't launch a guy backwards 10 feet through a window?

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    1. Re:So wait? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 0, Redundant

      If it could, it would do that not only to the guy who was shot, but also to the shooter. Well, assuming there were windows within 10 feet of both of them.

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    2. Re:So wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shotguns just reflect the character shooting them.

      If peewee herman shot a shotgun point blank you would probably survive.

      If chuck norris fired a shotgun from Mars, the earth would probably be destroyed.

    3. Re:So wait? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Depends how hard you swing it.

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    4. Re:So wait? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      you actually forget a couple of things:

      1) the shooter normally has a very stable stance. if he doesn't, he actually can be pushed back hard enough to fall over.

      2) many modern guns are made the way the shooter won't expirience the whole recoil at once but over time, thus lowering the effects. this starts with the gun automatics and ends with the muzzle brake.

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    5. Re:So wait? by Floritard · · Score: 1

      A regular guy no. But a vampire or zombie...

    6. Re:So wait? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Bah. This is physics--we gloss over those details.

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    7. Re:So wait? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      2) many modern guns are made the way the shooter won't expirience the whole recoil at once but over time, thus lowering the effects. this starts with the gun automatics and ends with the muzzle brake.

      Huh?

      We're talking about shotguns here, not state-of-the-art automatic rifles and handguns. I have a 12-gauge Mossberg 590 shotgun, which is based on one of the most popular shotgun designs in history (Mossberg 500; the other is the Remington 870). There is no automatic anything on this gun, nor a muzzle brake. You're thinking of a 50-caliber sniper rifle for that bit.

      In a pump-action shotgun, unless an aftermarket recoil-absorbing stock has been added, there is nothing to absorb recoil except for a rubber pad on the stock's butt. The shooter takes the full force of the shot when they pull the trigger. Even so, a "magnum" power 12-gauge round doesn't generate that much recoil; enough to cause a small bruise perhaps, but no where near enough to push someone over unless they were standing in a very unstable way to begin with. I can't watch your video link right now, but I imagine the moron who fell over could have easily been pushed over by a slight push; this is simply a deficiency of our bipedal, upright design. We're too tall and unstable; quadropeds are far superior.

      Most people, thanks to crappy Hollywood physics, have some very strange ideas about the physics of guns. Gunshots don't physically throw people around. A single shot has a mass of only a few grams; even traveling at supersonic speeds, or close to it, that's not enough momentum to push a 150-pound person around. Gunshots kill by drilling holes in people and causing tissue wounds and blood loss, not by throwing them through windows. Many people don't even realize they've been shot until they see the blood.

    8. Re:So wait? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      well, take saiga 12 for example. it is a semiautomatic gas-operated shotgun. you won't feel the whole recoil at once with that design. no muzzle brake (or flash suppressor which can work as a muzzle brake or compensator) for a shotgun possible, though (except when you use shotgun slugs exclusively).

      still, in my opinion shotguns generate a quite heavy (and painful) push, but then again i am not a very expirienced (or tough) shooter.

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    9. Re:So wait? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are semiauto shotguns, but they are rare (especially ones like the Saiga 12), at least here in the USA. There are millions upon millions of regular pump-action Mossbergs and Remingtons however, and no one (with half a brain) has any trouble getting knocked over by them.

      Yes, shotguns do have a lot of recoil, but compared to the mass of a human, it really isn't that much. It's just annoying because it bruises your shoulder. No "small arm" (i.e., gun not normally operated on a fixed mount like a Browning M2 heavy machine gun) generates that much force; the force generated by accelerating a few ounces of mass to 1000-3000 feet per second just isn't very much. A jackhammer generates much greater forces than that.

  81. Re:Sound in space by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

    They also produce radio waves. If anymore questions, please see this post.

  82. Re:Not yet? Really? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    Actually, it couldn't go under 50 mph. They had to bring it up to 70 so they could jump the bridge. I think 70 was the fastest they could get it being that they didn't have much room to accelerate after the onramp, and it was a big beast of a bus travelling uphill, with a bunch of people on it. 70 mph = 112 km/h, which is pretty fast for a city bus. While they can go pretty fast, I wouldn't expect they could go much faster than 150-160 km/h.

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  83. Re:Not yet? Really? by Climate+Shill · · Score: 1

    However, since I am not in the mood to calculate Reynolds numbers for flying busses, I will assume inviscid air.

    ...and a perfectly rigid lead actor.

  84. Re:Sound in space by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Look, if you are serious, I think that you are illustrating the problem mentioned in TFA!

    Seriously, the space ships woosh all around, banking and turning like airplanes and making wooshing and swishing noises. It makes good TV, but don't think that it's the least bit realistic. That's just as silly as believing that the Speed bus can clear the 50ft section of highway.

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  85. Re:Not yet? Really? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    Since gravity is constant on earth we would only have to worry about speed, but also angle of liftoff. The optimal angle accounting for air resistance is about 32 degrees (I think).

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  86. P = V^2/R by tepples · · Score: 1

    My personal hate-example if from the Matrix: "as much power as a 120V battery". Hello? Voltage is not a power measurement at all! It is at any given load impedance. Power = potential^2 / resistance. If the potential is 120 V, and you know the resistance, then you know the power.
    1. Re:P = V^2/R by gweihir · · Score: 1

      If the potential is 120 V, and you know the resistance, then you know the power.

      1. You do not know the resistance.

      2. It may not even be an Ohmic load. They are fairly uncommon.

      EErgo: Completely meaningless with regard to power output.

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  87. shrinking, density, and pressure by llZENll · · Score: 1

    Awesome link, I found this one to be especially interesting:

    Scaling Problems

    It's an old movie gimmick; a misguided scientist, radioactive fallout, pollution, or some other folly of mankind abnormally shrinks or expands someone or some creature. While we must admit to being entertained by such gimmicks, the physics are another matter.

    Let's start with the density problem. Ordinary matter is mostly empty space, and so it is conceivable that an object could be shrunk or expanded by somehow adjusting the amount of empty space inside it. Unfortunately, this would leave the weight exactly the same.

    Expanded objects or persons would have such low densities that they would be blown away in the wind like big balloons. Tiny people would suddenly exert huge pressures under their little feet since the area of their feet would be miniscule but their weight the same.

    For instance, a normal-sized person exerts a pressure of about 2 pounds per square inch with their feet when they are standing on both feet. If their weight stayed the same and they were shrunk by a factor of 100, a six foot tall person would now be about 0.72 inches tall. Their foot pressure, however, would rise by a factor of 10,000 or in other words become 20,000 psi.

    Such a person would instantly sink if they stepped on mud. The pressure under their feet would exceed the compressive strength of concrete (typically 3000 to 4000 psi) and would likely mar the surface of sidewalks.

  88. Re:Not yet? Really? by BigMike1020 · · Score: 1

    I neglect air resistance 'cause that's what my college physics professor told me to do. I don't think he trusted me around numbers.

  89. Re:Not yet? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem (as far as I can understand it, given that I'm not by any stretch of the imagination a physicist) is that unless the bus was airborne for a very small amount of time, it would have been displaced downwards after jumping off of the start of the gap. Therefore, it should have hit the end of the gap as it landed - the movie depicts the bus landing ON the other side of the freeway gap, when there is no way that the bus could possibly have gained height while jumping off a flat road.

    To film the movie, they got around this by constructing a ramp which collapsed partially after the front wheels of the bus got over them, pushing the front of the bus into the air, while it's rear end moved forward relatively normally. This is why the bus lands at an angle, front up; this is also why the movie banners all that the dramatic shot of the bus leaping *upwards* into the air.

    So: bus leaping over a 50ft gap and landing at the same height that it took off - very unlikely (impossible beyond a certain speed/time limit that I'm just too ignorant to calculate), bus jumping a gap and landing on a surface at a lower height: possible, bus jumping such a gap with a ramp and landing on a surface at the same height: possible. In face, we *know* this last option is possible because that's exactly what they did in the movie: there was no gap in the freeway, but the bus was "jumped" the distance required of it, and the section of bridge between take-off and landing later removed digitally.

    Hope that helps.

  90. Re:Sound in space by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

    I have never seen wooshing and swishing starships on Star Trek. In Star Wars there are lots of noises that are produced by ships' engines and internal systems. As far as sounds like those produced by aero-dynamic aircraft due to surface contact with air, or signals at an airport, in my opinion movies and video games that use such sounds in space, are mentally-challenged in relation to sci-fi concepts, no offense. However still, that may or may not be a serious drawback to the movie or the video game as far as enjoying it is concerned.

  91. Who cares? by sponge008 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People who know physics aren't going to be dumbed down by movies; likewise, those who don't know physics aren't going to be enlightened. However, cool applications of physics in movies and elsewhere in popular culture naturally lead to inspired people being swayed toward physics as a profession. Those who aren't curious can safely be ignored: unlike politics, research science does not require the active involvement of the masses to function properly.

    Also, remember, "Da masses are as dumb as dumbasses". Nothing will change that, and portraying scientist types as (minor) heroes and not freaky rejects in the media will do much more for promoting science in America (and elsewhere) than checking to see that all media is totally accurate by the laws of the universe (snore). We're probably living in a simulation anyways.

    By the way, science is not infallible: http://xkcd.com/298/

    Also, I'm not sure we need more scientists with their strange views. A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were on a trip to Scotland. On their way out of the train, they see a lone black sheep standing on a grassy field. "The sheep in Scotland are black!", exclaims the biologist. "No, silly, at least one sheep in Scotland is black", retorted the physicist. The mathematician sighed, and after a brief pause, explained: "Both of you are wrong. At least one Scottish sheep is black on at least one side."

  92. Give me a break by bfwebster · · Score: 1

    I read almost all of the Tom Swift series as a kid back in the 1960s, and watched lots of really cheesy SF/F flicks, but they never confused me as to what could happen in the real world.

    On the other hand, when my son Jon was about 8 years old (~1990), he turned to me in the middle of a Star Trek: The Next Generation episode on TV and asked, "Is this real?" Still, I think he's been pretty clear ever since then about reality vs. Hollywood. ..bruce..

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  93. Re:Sound in space by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Go click on that YouTube link that I sent... all the wooshing, swishing, and every other conceivable noise associated with a good ol' Hollywood space battle.

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  94. Re:Oh please-Everyone else is stupid...except for by tepples · · Score: 1

    plus why would one assume it "might" lose your save game? In the cartridge era of console gaming, battery-backed SRAM and flash memory were expensive. There was often not enough space on a game console's persistent storage to hold n+1 save files, where a program writes one save and then deletes the old one. This means it has to erase a file before writing the new one.

    Guess the extra cost saved by going without a soft-switch "might" explain it. No soft-switch in the world will keep people from turning off the power at the power strip.
  95. Re:Screw parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The indestructable asian girl gets hit by a truck and still fights like nothing happened. A car is launched at a helicopter and successfully takes it down. The F35 or whatever jet flies between bridges and buildings and powerlines, looks OK, but has nothing to do with Die Hard. John McClane is supposed to be this ordinary cop who saves the day, but instead he is some sort of a superman, jumps out of a car at over 100km/h and just walks away from it, but gets beat up by that asian lady pretty well. The STUPID scene where some natural gas line is diverted to a power-plant and just blows up everything, I don't get it. Kevin Smith as this Warlock hacker sucked. Was it his wet-dream to appear in the same movie with Willis? The villain sucked. He is bleak and just no comparison to Jeremy Irons from the last movie. The plot sucked. The bad guy can do pretty much anything from his computer. Stop an elevator in some private building? Sure why not. Hack into everything, control anything (all the street lights, stock markets, power plants.) Whatever. Why the hell is powerplant control is accessible from the Web anyway? The whole movie is broken into just 3 or 4 long lasting scenes really. It had no pace. McClane flying a helicopter for the first time in his life and being able to do it while the power is down on the entire cost. Shooting the bad guy through his shoulder, ok. Anyway, Willis is old and in this movie it shows. Can't they have some new actors?

  96. Fantasy too? by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1

    So, no more Harry Potter films then?

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  97. the fi in sci-fi by Hooya · · Score: 4, Funny

    Forget the bad physics. What about the probabilities?! Don't forget the branch of statistics!! I mean, come on.. What is the probability of bad shit(TM) happening to McClain all the freakin time?? Even worse, what are the probabilities of Bad Shit(TM) happening to McClain exactly as many times as there are Die Hard movies? Either there are some Bad Shit happening to McClain while no one is watching or there are Die Hard movies out there where none of that Bad Shit is happening and McClain is just chillin at home watching TV.

    Actually, come to think of it, Bad Shit did happen to his partner Zues. The Motherf*ing snakes on the Motherf*ing plane. But alas, McClain was nowhere to be found.

    1. Re:the fi in sci-fi by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In purely numeric terms the probabilities might seem extremely small, but there are that many Die Hard movies because Bad Shit(TM) keeps happening to Mc Clain. If it did not, no (or not as many) Die Hard movies would have been made, and we would not be having this conversation right now. Thus, the repeated occurrences of the Mc Clain vs Bad Shit struggle is a prerequisite to our discussion, which has obviously been fulfilled, as evidenced by posts #20244661 and this post.

    2. Re:the fi in sci-fi by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Very clever... :)

    3. Re:the fi in sci-fi by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to use the anthropic principle with reference to Die Hard? Bravo!

    4. Re:the fi in sci-fi by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      They only show the times Bad Shit happened to McClain. Why am I going to pay $10 for a ticket to see McClain pick up his kids from school?

      Sure, we all know McClain is constantly filmed for his documentary (like a modern "Seven Up!"), but thank god, they only show the good stuff.

    5. Re:the fi in sci-fi by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Forget the bad physics. What about the probabilities?!

      What really rattles me is when a "nerd" character gives the odds on someone doing something. Unless it is a very simple case such as rolling dice or if that nerd is nearly omnicent there is no way to give a practical statistic on such actions. The odds Luke will survive out there is 3,720 to 1 my ass. "one in 3,720 of our soldiers have survived a night out there" would be better.

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    6. Re:the fi in sci-fi by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Well played. I think that's the same argument often used against creationists who claim that the existence of life is too improbable to happen. Never imagined it would ever be used regarding Die Hard though.

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    7. Re:the fi in sci-fi by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      OK. Explain Jack Bauer then. I mean he has save the United State like half a dozen times from doom and in his universe no one seems to care or acknowledge the fact. In our universe he have his own late night talk show.

    8. Re:the fi in sci-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >nearly omnicent

      Hail the all-powerful penny!

    9. Re:the fi in sci-fi by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      If the popularity of Big Brother is anything to go by, we can expect to see "Die Hard 7 : McClain Walks around the house, does some laundry, stares at a patch on the wall and then goes to sleep."

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    10. Re:the fi in sci-fi by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      I always liked this exchange where Kirk makes fun of Spock's accuracy/nerdiness:

      Kirk: What would you say the odds are on our getting out of here?

      Spock: It is difficult to be precise, Captain. I should say approximately 7,824.7 to one.

      Kirk: Difficult to be precise? 7,824 to one?

      Spock: 7,824.7 to one.

      Kirk: That's a pretty close approximation.

      Spock: I endeavor to be accurate.

      Kirk: You do quite well.

    11. Re:the fi in sci-fi by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      You CLEARLY didn't see the movie. He doesn't pick his kids up at school.

      Just to be safe from the troll-mods:

    12. Re:the fi in sci-fi by notthe9 · · Score: 1

      Why am I going to pay $10 for a ticket to see McClain pick up his kids from school?

      Because you go to an overpriced theater?

      As to a "modern" Seven Up!, those people aren't constantly being filmed, they're interviewed every few years. Further, they are younger than Bruce Willis.
    13. Re:the fi in sci-fi by gilroy · · Score: 1

      Given a large enough sample of similar cases you can make reasonable estimates of the odds. The example you semi-quote sounds more like C3PO talking about surviving the trip through the asteroid belt. (Yes, I'm a geek, let's move on.) In an Empire spanning allegedly millions of worlds, people have probably flown through asteroid belts tens or hundreds of thousands of times even in just recent history. So 3PO just needs to know what fraction of them survived and invert it.

      It's really bad when the characters encounter a situation which they admit is without precedent, and then one quotes a probability.

    14. Re:the fi in sci-fi by king-manic · · Score: 1

      heheh not as geeky as me! it's the exact odds c3po gives when Luke is lost on hoth in ESB. It seriously annoys me. It might make a few slacked jawed yokels thing "gee that karictur is sur smarted" but everybody whose don't any statistics just groans at the ignorance of the writer or director or improvising actor.

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    15. Re:the fi in sci-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe 3PO had been talking with the Rebel bookies taking wagers on Luke returning. :)

    16. Re:the fi in sci-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...shit... ...Shit... ...Shit... ...Shit... ...Shit...

      The Motherf*ing snakes on the Motherf*ing plane

      Hey, thanks for using those *'s, otherwise I might have been offended.

  98. Re:Not yet? Really? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    I know jack about physics, but I have seen Speed.

    The bus couldn't go below 50 MPH or the bomb would go off. 80 was the fastest it could go up that freeway ramp.

  99. Speculators perform a service by tepples · · Score: 1

    Dentists are a poor example. Dentists actually work and provide a service. No, I think you're referring to speculators, brokers (stock, real estate, mortgage, etc), and middle managers. Despite what some critics believe, speculators and brokers do perform a service. A speculator adds liquidity to the market. A broker helps a buyer find a seller and vice versa.
  100. Silly Physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people actually believe steel framed buildings can collapse symmetrically at near free-fall speeds without the help of explosives. They also believe air pressure from a collapsing floor is capable of ejecting huge steel columns horizontally while pulverizing concrete. In addition, some argue that fires on a few floors is a sufficient cause for a global building collapse (again at free-fall speeds).

    This all happened on 9/11. Examine building 7, 1 & 2 for yourself.

  101. Don't underestimate "ability to sell" by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    I am a geek, and I have always worked for people who sell stuff. I have to admit, selling is a service too.

    I am not a people person. I do not sell stuff. I solve problems. Even if they seem stupid to me. Sometimes it is cools stuff, sometimes it is wow! why didn't I think of that! Often it is "Eh?", whatever...

    I've never bought a ringtone, but it is a multi-billion dollar industry. I don't use nail salons, dry-cleaners, or give a hoot about professional sports, but I salute those who make a living in those industries.

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  102. Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    This is one of my pet peeves.

    People who only know what they see in movies really have no understanding of firearms.

    Hiding behind a car door won't protect you from an AK-47's or M-16's bullets. You can't just find any old ammunition and put it into your revolver. Glock doesn't make porcelain or plastic guns that will pass through metal detectors. There is no such thing as a "cop killer" type of bullets. You can't remove a gun's serial number by simply filing it off. "Ballistics" isn't some sort of magic, it's possible for them to not match a bullet to a gun.

    I could go on for an hour, but I'll stop there.

    LK

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    1. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as a "cop killer" type of bullets.

      I've seen "cop killer" type bullets, they're just Kevlar piercing rounds.

    2. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I've seen "cop killer" type bullets, they're just Kevlar piercing rounds.

      If that's the case, then nearly every hunting rifle in the world fires "cop killers". The "legal definition" is more like a round that is capable of being fired from a handgun that is capable of penetrating a kevlar vest.

      They're an urban legend. One with an artificially ominous name.

      LK

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    3. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as a "cop killer" type of bullets.

      First: Link.

      Secondly: There is no such thing as a "cop killer" type of bullets .

      One of these kids is not like the other ones. One of these kids just doesn't belong.

    4. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Isn't there a fifty cal handgun these days? Would a bullet fired from one of those not pierce a kevlar vest? I'm not trying to be flip in this response, like I was in my other one. I'm honestly curious. I was always under the impression that kevlar vests didn't even stop 9mil bullets ALL the time, just most of the time. You seem to be intimating that they are impenetrable, which really doesn't jive with the impression I've gotten from people who use them. It does, however, jibe with what I see on TV. I don't have direct experience, so I am not trying to be authoritative here.

    5. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Isn't there a fifty cal handgun these days?



      fifty cal what ? BMG ? A.E. ? Muzzleloader ?

      Would a bullet fired from one of those not pierce a kevlar vest?



      Depends on the bullet and its velocity. Usually, if you want to pierce armor, you'd go for small caliber and high velocity. Large, heavy, but slow bullets are going to leave nastier bruises, but less chance of piercing the armor.

    6. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      I've seen a clip loaded with them. Never seen em fired through body armor, but that is what armor piercing rounds are designed for. They don't have as much penetrating force as the movies make them out to have but they are capable of making it through kevlar and other forms of armor.

    7. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1
      A Glaser Safety Slug is a fragmenting bullet. It's LESS LIKELY to penetrate a kevlar vest than a standard FMJ. Hence it couldn't possibly be a "cop killer".

      From your source:
      • The extremely light weight and fragility of the projectile make it unsuitable for long range firing or against protected targets.


      Secondly: There is no such thing as a "cop killer" type of bullets .

      Jackass.

      One of these kids is not like the other ones. One of these kids just doesn't belong.

      Yes, and that kid is you.

      LK
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    8. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Isn't there a fifty cal handgun these days? Would a bullet fired from one of those not pierce a kevlar vest?

      Yes and maybe. There are different NIJ levels of certification. A Level II or Level IIA vest would most likely not stop a 50AE or .500 Mag bullet.

      I was always under the impression that kevlar vests didn't even stop 9mil bullets ALL the time, just most of the time.

      There are weak points in many vests. Every once in a while you'll hear a story about a cop getting shot between the panels of a vest.

      You seem to be intimating that they are impenetrable, which really doesn't jive with the impression I've gotten from people who use them.

      Perhaps I wasn't being clear enough. Maybe, I was too ambiguous. I also forgot to mention that a steel core is one of the requirements for being banned under the anti-"cop killer" legislation. Back in the early 1990s a company made a few .223 caliber pistols and as soon as the BATF got wind of them it became illegal to import certain steel cored .223 ammunition. If I remember correctly, that is no longer the case though.

      LK

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    9. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I've seen a clip loaded with them.

      Was that clip hooked to Santa Claus's waist when he rode past you on a unicorn?

      Never seen em fired through body armor, but that is what armor piercing rounds are designed for.

      AP ammunition is not the same as the mythical "cop killer" bullet.

      LK

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    10. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      ap ammo is what cop killers were in the die hard movie, Teflon coated brass rounds. Might want to learn about what you're "debunking"

    11. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      ap ammo is what cop killers were in the die hard movie, Teflon coated brass rounds. Might want to learn about what you're "debunking"

      Which "Die Hard" movie are you referring to?

      LK

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    12. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Actually, it should be 'type of bullet, unless the specific type, 'cop killer', requires multiples in order to fit the definition. AFAIK, it does not. For example, you would say 'type of pants', because we refer to pants as plural. You would not, however, say, 'I'd like to own that type of cars'. Got it? No? Unsurprising.

    13. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Good to know. This might be an urban legend, but I heard somewhere about teflon-coated .22 cal bullets that were supposedly banned. Would you happen to know if this is myth or has some basis in reality? I'm off to look it up online, but I'm very ADD-like so who knows where I'll end up. Plus, I'm at work, so that might interfere, too. Grumble.

    14. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Would you happen to know if this is myth or has some basis in reality? I wouldn't rule it out. Maybe not .22 long rifle, since they don't have enough velocity, but .223 should pack enough punch.

      Interestingly enough, new military "sidearms" (called "personal defence weapons", for example the FN P90) use small caliber, high velocity rounds and supposedly pierce common body armor at up to 200m.

    15. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the edification! Now I have a whole new topic to research! (This being text, and on slashdot no less, please let me add a note that I am completely sincere.)

      Ahhh...I love the smell of cordite in the morning.
      (I know, cordite isn't used any more...I just like the word, ok?)

    16. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry the movie was Lethal Weapon 3, not die hard.

    17. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I know, but you were casting aspersions while making a mistake of you own. I just wanted to point that out.

      LK

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    18. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Point taken but still debatable. Do you go to the sporting goods store to buy a box of bullet? No.

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    19. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      I made a minor mistake and said the name of a movie that was in the very article this is responding to. and I just took a look at one of the "cop killers that dont exist". The bullet exists and is very solid in form, not sure I'd fire it as one of them was heavily corroded but I don't think the intent in purchasing them was ever to fire them anyway.

    20. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      You didn't say 'box of bullets'. That is OBVIOUSLY plural. You said 'type of bullets' which is not correct. Would you say, "I prefer the vanilla type of ice creams"? Would you say, "My favorite type of pizzas is pepperoni"? I don't think so. However, at this point it's kind of a silly thing to be debating. Let's just say I'm right and move on. (Note: That last sentence was meant to be a joke)

    21. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you say, "I prefer the vanilla type of ice creams"?

      No, but I might say "I prefer the vanilla type of ice cream cones".

      LK (Not Logged In)

    22. Re:Movie gunplay hurts firearms understanding... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Your sentence would be MUCH better stated in this way: "I prefer vanilla ice cream cones." Think of it like this: would you ask "What is your favorite type of ice cream cones?" No, you would say, "What is your favorite type of ice cream?" or, "What is your favorite type of ice cream cone?" If you claim otherwise, you are lying. And, actually, you would probably use the incorrect 'kind' instead of 'type'.

  103. Enjoyment... by 7Prime · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't know whether unrealistic hollywood physics are really hurting students' understanding (probably a little... but likely not that much, especially since REAL physics is mostly math calculations, which has little to do with visual observation. However, I do find that unreal physics can detract from a movie. Die Hard 4 jolted me out of my immersion a few times with completely impossible physics, and that's not a good thing. I like to see things that are physically possible, but incredibly difficult for a human to do... right at the edge of plausibility. That's what movies are TRYING to do, anyway. I don't think film makers realise that they're doing it so grossly over-the-top when they do it, though. Sure, use wide angle lenses to make things look far away, do lots of cinematic trickery, but don't break my immersion with things that make me go, "wait... that's not possible!" It's distracting.

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  104. Chastity Bono Act? by tepples · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered what books that have been published in the last ten years will be considered "classics" fifty years down the road It depends on what happens in the late 2010s, when the Chastity Bono Copyright Term Extension Act is due to be proposed in jurisdictions around the anglophone world. I've seen a general correlation between classic status and public domain status.
  105. Head size vs. shirt size? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Cartoons are one place where suspension of physical law is often accepted in order to support the overall comic effect, though there seems to be a sort of convention of "cartoon physics" as well. I've seen such lists of observed self-consistencies in western animation lots of places in various forms, including on Wikipedia. But do any of those retellings address how characters with huge heads like this and this and this can put their clothes on?
  106. Modern conveniences by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    All the luxuries we have today, the modern conveniences, are a result of the science research that went on in the '60s during the space race.
    That's funny -- I thought they all came from Roswell in the '40s.
  107. Movie Science Stops Terrorisim by Mal+Reynolds · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are actually some very positive side effects of Movie Science.

    For instance, both the Columbine killers and the recent London "bombers" had an entirely false belief that propane cooking cylinders would explode like grenades. In reality, the cylinders are purposefully designed to rupture without causing a fragmentary explosion.

    The recent London "bombers" even seemed to believe that any car set alight would produce a large explosion. In truth, cars burn all the time, it is very, very rare for any road vehicle of any sort to explode. In fact, none of the London "bombers" schemes had any real potential of a large explosive effect.

    For this, I think it's fair to say we can thank good old Movie Science. As long as ignorant villians keep believing what they see on TV, we'll be all the safer for it.

    1. Re:Movie Science Stops Terrorisim by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, as opposed to the Americans that don't watch movies and mix fertilizer and diesel in the back of a rental truck. Since he was going to get caught and executed anyway, he would have received a more devistating effect to drive it into the lobby and set it off. That would have brought down the building. That's a case where a little physics and an insane man created many movies.

  108. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is some great physics in this Roger Rabbit clip:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WswD1djENJE

    And also this clip from Kung Fu Hustle:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW1pJMAkaVY

  109. Where to Begin With the Problems? by BlackGriffen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "They don't even really understand how gravity works, and that's the most important force which affects us humans in our daily lives."
    Well, not entirely true. I'd say that E&M is actually far more important to our daily experience than gravity, especially in the number of phenomena rooted in it.

    "There's now some evidence that there might be other dimensions besides the 4 we're familiar with,"
    What evidence? Point to some experiment or observation, please, not theoretical work.

    "various particles have been detected (like neutrinos) which previously were only hypothesized."
    This is entirely false. Neutrinos have been detected for several decades now, and they've even been used as tools in experiments - just look up some papers on deep inelastic neutrino scattering to see what I mean. No, what's new is that we're pretty sure that they have some mass, though we still only have an upper bound on it. In fact the last new fundamental particle to be discovered was the top quark in the 90s, and that was a couple of decades or so after the last new particle. It's now just down to the Higgs hunt as far as the standard model goes, and every particle physicist is praying that when we do find it there's something about it that doesn't fit in the standard model because otherwise particle physics is likely to die from it's too successful theory.

    "150 years ago people thought it was impossible to fly in a machine that was heavier than air."
    And those people would have been laymen who didn't know what was going on anyway. All you'd need to do is look at Newton's second law to see that if you could somehow push down on the air with enough force you'd be able to make anything fly. Even Leonardo da Vinci, a couple hundred years earlier than your estimate, knew that.

    "There's no telling what other facets about our universe exist which we are unable currently to observe and understand, just like we had no idea how to split or fuse atoms and create enormous amounts of energy 100 years ago."
    Actually, we do have a pretty good idea. Just like it turned out that Einstein's relativity was only a small modification of Newton's physics in the known regime, it's a pretty good bet that any new physics will have to reduce to the current theories, approximately, in the areas we have already explored experimentally.

    1. Re:Where to Begin With the Problems? by nuzak · · Score: 0

      All you'd need to do is look at Newton's second law to see that if you could somehow push down on the air with enough force you'd be able to make anything fly. Even Leonardo da Vinci, a couple hundred years earlier than your estimate, knew that.

      Luckily smarter people like Bernoulli were eventually born, who found that lift doesn't actually work like that.

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    2. Re:Where to Begin With the Problems? by styrotech · · Score: 1

      just my semi informed impression here - corrections welcome, but I think you're focusing on how the lift is created (Bernoulli) rather than what it needs to do to allow something heavier than air to fly (Newton).

      Isn't the end result of lift that air is forced downwards? After all how do you satisfy Newtons laws without that?

      If you look at planes flying through clouds or smoke there is a lot of air redirected downwards behind wings. A hovering helicopter produces a strong downdraft. The equal and opposite reaction of lift requires accelerating air downwards.

      Sure Bernoulli and other fluid dynamics research explains how a lower pressure zone with faster airflow forms above wings, but for that lower pressure to pull a wing upwards (ie lift) air needs to be pushed downwards. I was under the impression that the air leaving the top surface has larger downward velocity component than the air leaving the bottom surface hence an overall downward result.

      So overall for heavier than air flight you need to accelerate something downwards (Newton) - Bernoulli describes how changes in cross section of a flow can change its pressure and velocity leading to lift. From Newtons point of view it makes no difference what is pushed downwards - eg a rocket still flies even if it isn't using aerodynamic lift.

    3. Re:Where to Begin With the Problems? by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      Isn't the end result of lift that air is forced downwards? After all how do you satisfy Newtons laws without that?

      No, lift comes because the air pressure on the upper wing is smaller than that on the lower wing. The pressure difference gives rise to an upward force. No air is deflected downwards by a significant amount.
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    4. Re:Where to Begin With the Problems? by styrotech · · Score: 2, Informative

      What then is the reaction to the lifting force? Remember all forces require an equal and opposite reaction - Newtons laws still apply at this scale.

      The lift (due to pressure differences etc) needs a reaction force (required by Newton). You can't have one without the other. You can calculate the lift of a wing using lift coefficients, air density, velocity etc and lo and behold that force will be balanced by the mass x acceleration of the downward airflow. You can't have one without the other - the lift has to "push" against something.

      You can't claim that significant amounts of air aren't directed downwards behind wings. Have you seen wingtip vortices in cloud? Could a helicopter hover without a downdraft? The wingtips vortices have an overall downward movement - planes can't fly without them.

      http://www.av8n.com/irro/profilo1_e.html
      http://www.av8n.com/how/htm/airfoils.html#sec-circ ulation-vortices
      http://amasci.com/wing/whyhard.html
      http://www.diam.unige.it/~irro/gallery.html

      There is no one single effect that causes a wing to produce lift - it is a combination of interrelated effects:
      http://www.av8n.com/how/htm/airfoils.html#sec-cons istent

  110. I believe it by coglanglab · · Score: 1

    Movies are probably not the root of poor science literacy. But they don't help. People do remember the things they saw in movies. On the one hand, there are many aspects of science that won't fly in a movie. In movies, science labs are beautiful. Real science labs look like a mechanic shop -- spare parts strewn everywhere. Nobody wants to see that in a movie, and nobody is harmed if it's depicted differently. Still, making a movie at least plausible, though...who is hurt by that? You'd think the writers would at least try, though. Isn't that just good writing?

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  111. Re:Oh please-Everyone else is stupid...except for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The fact you need to include the "might factor" in your product design proves my point exactly."

    No we have the "might" factor because the world isn't perfect. No amount of intelligence is going to change that.

    "We cater for stupid people."

    Shame we can't design around the arrogant ones.

  112. Technology and Physics in movies by glitch23 · · Score: 1

    Although lack of physics realism in movies is a problem I find that the lack of believable technology is a bigger problem as was the case with Die Hard 4. I know I'm better at knowing what is possible with technology than I am with physics so movies that make the technology seem too convenient (and critical) to the plot are worse to me than those that exaggerate physics. Exaggerating physics to me is almost fun. You can break out of the norm. Who likes playing a game where the gravity is half that of Earth? Maybe if I was a physicists (and smart enough to understand it) I'd feel stronger about movies exaggerating physics rather than technology. I've seen Die Hard 4, Bourne Ultimatum, Transformers, and Ocean's 13. Out of those 4 I'd have to rank Bourne and Transformers as the best movies. No technology was used to the extreme (except for maybe the tracking capabilities of the NSA in the Bourne movie but I didn't mind it because of the great action) in those movies. Ocean's 13 and Die Hard 4 just relied too much on breaking technological bounds and it wasn't even done from a theoretical standpoint (unlike the time travel done in Deja Vu using wormholes). Just my 2 cents.

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    1. Re:Technology and Physics in movies by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Maybe if I was a physicists

      Er, now you're getting all theoretical on me. Brain hurts! How on Earth would you be more than one physicist? Or, wait, is that the key? NOT on Earth...It's all starting to make sense now!

  113. Re:Sound in space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would, but Adobe is retarded and still refuses to release a 64-bit flash player.

    Either that or Macromedia had shit developers who fell into using 32-bit specific math.

  114. CSI Effect by Professor+Mindblow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Embarrassing, but not so bothersome as most people don't make decisions about physics that effect others (yeah, cars, but they generally avoid having to jump 70 feet in the first place). But a similar result, the "CSI Effect," where people believe that the techniques they see on forensics shows are infallible, is more worrisome, because any of that horde may be a peer on your jury listening to a forensics witness.

    1. Re:CSI Effect by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Image enhancement is one of my pet peeves for TV and films. You can't generate more information than is there to start with. You can take some video footage, and get more information than is present in a single frame by interpreting movement of objects within the scene and building a composite snapshot, and you can use heuristics to guess some of the missing information (e.g. you know eyes go half way up a human's face, so you can use this to try to fill in some gaps in a face image), but much of the image enhancement that happens in movies seems to turn a single pixel into a detailed face, which is completely impossible. If it were possible, then JPEG files would be a whole lot smaller; you'd just send a dozen or so pixels to the browser and have it reconstruct the other million.

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  115. Re:Sound in space by jcorno · · Score: 1

    Totally OT, but your sig is really bothering me. Please change it to "who WAS washing" to fix the glaring discrepancy in your alliteration.

  116. I don't get it... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Here's an article touting how watching bad physics is likely teaching our kids they can jump a bridge in a bus, but when it's violence these same people are watching, there are loud and broad claims that there's no way they're internalizing that.

    It's not a troll, it's a seed for discussion.

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  117. Physics and violence and movies by tsa · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine that if people already have a skewed perception of the physics of reality because of movies, they won't have a skewed perception of reality when it comes to violence.

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  118. society by steelbr2 · · Score: 1

    Is and always will be paying a price, as long as there is a price to pay; pawns are we.

  119. Not a problem at all by Gerocrack · · Score: 1

    Bad movie physics isn't a problem at all. We need movies that can spark the imagination of the next generation of scientists, whether they are realistic or not. Those people whose reactions dont extend past "Damn, that car-helicopter collision was BAD ASS!" probably weren't going to cure cancer anyways. It's the ones that say "Huh, I wonder if that's possible..." Rather than trying to shoehorn education into entertainment, perhaps we should focus on providing outlets for those naturally curious individuals. I say this as a scientist who happens to enjoy over-the-top implausible action movies, so I might be biased.

  120. Would you like some cheese with that... by tixxit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not just physics. Every area of study has this same problem. Doctors will cringe bullshit medical diagnoses and the like. Psychologists will point out bad/incorrect advice. Business students will laugh at how basic most movie's ideas on the economy are. Computer nerds giggle whenever movies show some guy hacking into the super-secure server in under 10 seconds. All movies bullshit and trivialise, if you can't enjoy a movie because of it, then that's really your own shitty attitude. I imagine most people don't watch House M.D. for medical advice, or Sawfish to learn how to hack, or Trading Places for business advice.

  121. Hoist on their own Picard by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between fiction and non-fiction?

    According to "A paper published by UCF researchers", nothing.

    I offer in repeat here every bit of evidence presented in the paper to support their assertions:

    " ".

    Plenty of cool looking equations to show they know what they're mathing about, and plenty of criticism to show they can talk about what they're talking about, but 100% pure grade A certified data free. They don't even TRY to justify their claims, they just make them, bash movies, and conclude they're right.

    Where the hell did they learn their science from, the movies?

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  122. Mission Implausible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who watched The latest Mission Impossible movie is already stupid, and therefore at no risk of becoming more confused by it's implausible physics.

    1. Re:Mission Implausible by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Based on the incredibly simple mistakes you made in your post, I am guessing you've seen that movie.

  123. lol by kbsoftware · · Score: 1

    "Some people really do believe a bus traveling 70 mph can clear a 50-foot gap in a freeway, as depicted in the movie Speed." Has any one considered that maybe someone who believes that isn't bright enough to be a student at any school, maybe even too dumb to work at McDonalds. That should be a question in all drivers exam. Anyone who says, yep it's possible is banned from ever driving anything other then a tricycle :)

  124. Follow the simplification. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Are you vaguely alluding to anything in particular, or just hoping to present your own intelligence as superior at the expense of everyone else?"

    Funny. Isn't that what slashdot is usually guilty of?

    "Assuming it's the former, I'm dying to read the truths you grasp so firmly."

    I'm sure you are. My main point however is that slashdot always brings out their pet prejudices and acts like it's the most important thing ever, and if it was eliminated everything suddenly would be all right.

  125. No. Wrong. by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Quote "150 years ago people thought it was impossible to fly in a machine that was heavier than air. " /quote Actually , no, people ALREADY knew it was possible to fly with machine/animals heavier than air (Montgolfier/hot balloon are far older than the 19th century, and bird are clearly heavier than air). What was thougth to be impossible was to build a machine with a motor which could enable CONTROLLED flight. But a serie of advance end of 19th century ended that, particulary on the motor side. The wright brother seized the occasion and using SCIENCE and AVAILABLE ENGINEERING made the first flight human-controlled airplane.

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    1. Re:No. Wrong. by Forseti · · Score: 1

      it was possible to fly with machine/animals heavier than air (Montgolfier/hot balloon Just what do you think people are referring to when talking about lighter-than-air vehicles? Just how do you think hot air balloons and airships achieve flight? By buoyancy in air! They are filled with a gas that is less dense (hence lighter) than air in sufficient quantities that the whole craft and its occupants are effectively lighter than the air that would occupy their space would be. This is NOT heavier than air flight.
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  126. I don't know about you, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new physics impaired movie watching overlords

  127. more rant... by mathfeel · · Score: 1

    And people are complaining student getting their information from wikipedia. I'll take a wikipedia physics article over a movie "demonstration" any day of the week.

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  128. Some people are stupid by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    The Speed movie is quite unfortunate. Month or two and again the poor movie is the root cause of some present day disaster.

    I'm instead old fashioned. In a time where everything that we are, needs to have some external source we can blame for our faults, I say: well, many people are simply stupid. Plain old stupid. This is why they believed Speed in the first place.

  129. Hoooollywood by steveoc · · Score: 1

    Hooollywood has been happily re-writing history since the year dot, so why not re-write the laws of physics at the same time ?

    Lets see what I have learned about history and current affairs from TV:
    - At the beginning of history, the bloodthirsty Egyptians ruled the world, and cruelly mistreated all the _good_ people, who they kept as slaves for no particular reason.
    - Then the Romans took over, and they were even worse slave drivers than the Egyptians. The bloodthirsty Romans were particularly nasty to the _good_ people, and fed them to lions for no discernable reason.
    - After the Romans came the dark ages, Where the _good_ people rode white horses, and bravely fought against overwhelming numbers of bloodthirsty Turks.
    - Then there was a lot of sailing and stuff, and the _good_ people came to settle in America.
    - In the 1800's the _good_ people rode horses, and fought bravely against overwhelming numbers of bloodthirsty savages (Native American Indians)
    - Later on, Germany declared war on the whole world for no good reason .. and almost won .. until the _good_ guys came along and fought against overwhelming numbers of bloodthirsty nazis, to save the world.
    - Later on, the Vietnamese attacked us in South East Asia for no reason, and the _good_ guys fought bravely and triumphed against overwhelming numbers of bloodthirsty communists. After we left, we found out that the Vietnamese had lied to us, and so retired heroes have to keep going back there to bust POWs out of bamboo cages. (which continues to this day)
    - There was some sort of 'Cold War' after the Vietname thing .. where the bloodthirsty Russians sent spys out to enslave the entire world, and drop nukes on all the _good_ people for no sane reason.
    - Now the news tells me that we are under unprovoked attack in the middle east, and the _good_ guys are fighting bravely against overwhelming numbers of bloodthirsty terrorists, bent on destroying our freedoms for no discernable reason.

    But I feel safe, because :
    - the NCIS can track all the emails of our bloodthirsty enemies.
    - We have an endless supply of special heroes who will come out of retirement and save us if things get too tough.
    - We have access to all sorts of technically impossible tools to help us win this one, but they are kept secret for obvious reasons.

  130. Re:Hollywood Porn Biology Hurts Sexual Understandi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hope the next generation fed on an abundance of internet porn doesn't have the same misconceptions.

    I have met more women who think these items are true and therefore try to emulate the movies. And as each year a new batch of 18 year olds come along, more and more of this becomes true. Definitely not all of it.

    Well, let's correct my statement. Numbers 7 and 8 a number of women do as they believe it heightens the experience for a guy. 15 appears to be true for those really into receiving analingus, they try to make it more appealing for their partner. 16 has been true as long as you judge the woman correctly, some like a light pat, while others want a hard smack. 21 seems to be more true each year. On number 20, I will only say that more people are trying this and seem to like it depending on the situation and location.

    I have many female friends from all walks of life. I also work in a female oriented "adult novelty" store, commonly referred to as an adult toy store. I have openly discussed sex with females since I was fifteen, I am now thirty. People have always been able to open up to me. Using a margin of lying of 50%, I still see an increase in at least the items I mentioned.

    Now your experience may vary, but porn has definitely led into the acceptance of some of these behaviors. Oh and in relation to 19, a few of my friends is like that in certain situations. At least after a group leave a bar together, if one of their friends goes down on their husband/boyfriend, they typically will join in. If they had tried to hide it then she would have starting beating both of them. Plus I have a friends who have left their husbands/boyfriends due to them trying to get a threeway by getting caught with another woman.

  131. wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use of Antibiotics is responsible for creating resistant bacteria strains that are extremely hard to combat. Hospitals get regularly freaked out when people catch a cold while in being admitted; that's because it's highly likely the agent causing the illness is resistant against the multitude of drugs used in the hospital.

  132. Sound by phorm · · Score: 1

    Well, while you might not actually hear something traveling through space, you could - for example - hear the explosion within the vessel being hit or nearly hit (the stress of the shockwave perpetrating through the ship itself) or possibly depending on location the sound of weapons being fired from a ship.

    Still, overall I've always been rather fond of firefly for giving it a good go. My favorite scene is where Jane has a gun bubbled in a breather-bag so that it actually has the oxygen to ignite the gunpowder, etc. Of course, most sci-fi's don't have actual contemporary guns in space, but it was fun to see that somebody said "oops, that wouldn't fire in space without air" and came up with a solution.

    1. Re:Sound by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      sorry to be a pedant, but guns work just fine in vacuum (for a while). The oxygen is contained in the cartridge, unless it's a musket. The problem with guns in space is that the lubricants evaporate and heat doesn't dissipate as much. At least it's quiet.

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    2. Re:Sound by Jonner · · Score: 1

      A musket or any single-shot weapon should work fine in a vacuum, since gunpowder (of any type) must contain an oxidizer. However, a firearm that uses gas pressure to load another round, as many modern rifles do, may not cycle properly. Even if it didn't cycle completely, it would probably just require manual cycling of the action.

    3. Re:Sound by QuantumPion · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't see any reason why an automatic firearm wouldn't cycle just fine in a vacuum. The pressure of the gas in the action of a gas operated weapon is something like a thousand atmospheres, so the missing 1 atm shouldn't make a big difference. The rest of the action is powered by spring tension, which doesn't care if its in a vacuum or not. Also, dry lubricants like molybdenum disulfide could be used to prevent any loss (or freezing for that matter).

      It's interesting to note that guns work fine underwater as well, although in that case they would not cycle correctly as the viscosity of the water prevents the parts of the action from moving at the right speed.

    4. Re:Sound by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      It's interesting to note that guns work fine underwater as well, although in that case they would not cycle correctly as the viscosity of the water prevents the parts of the action from moving at the right speed.

      This is interesting... do you have sources to back that up? Assuming that the gun is completely immersed (including inside the barrel), the viscosity of the water would prevent the bullet from leaving the barrel quick enough, and would eliminate most if not all of the power... that is, of course, if the sustained pressure within the chamber and barrel did not cause it to just explode.

      Of course, if you are not talking about water in the barrel itself, then my comments are void.

      Cheers

    5. Re:Sound by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters fired guns underwater some time back, and much to my surprise the barrel did not burst, even on the long gun. Maybe years from now we'll get to see them fire a pistol in a vacuum in zero-G to see what happens...

    6. Re:Sound by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 1

      I've seen a video of a Glock being fired underwater. Here is a link, but I can't verify it at work if it is the same one.

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    7. Re:Sound by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Wow, very cool. Thanks to both comments about that - I am very surprised!

      Cheers

    8. Re:Sound by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I loved Firefly for that.

      Mostly because I remember the argument was something about explosions "heightening dramatic tension" -- and hey, the starship going "whoosh" as it goes past probably makes it feel more dramatic and epic, or hearing the engines humming when the ship is viewed from a vacuum...

      But I always thought it better to get as close as you can to reality, and build all of your art on top of that foundation.

      And I love Firefly for proving that, so beautifully. There are all kinds of moments in space, with all kinds of moods -- humor, fun, tension, sadness... And it was done because we know this ship, we know these characters, and we care about what's really happening, not just what went "boom".

      But it doesn't mean there's no sound happening when we look at space. There's the music... And the music is just beautiful.

      My favorite scenes... can I even count them? First that comes to mind is in the pilot, having almost entirely visual cues and dialog from the radio helmets showing the robbery taking place. No hiss when they blow the hatch, but you see the air rush out. And then, that scene in which Jayne says "Let's moon them." Here, we have this Western theme music running, with a bit of a wry attitude to it, as the ship turns around, lights up its ass like a firefly, and launches away at high speed.

      I sort of always seem to remember that scene as having the generic doppler effect sound of a Star Trek ship wooshing off into warp, but it doesn't. It creates most of the same experience, but without the sound effects.

      And like all other forms of art, restriction forces creativity (necessity is the mother of invention)... Like Picasso's Blue Period, maybe. There's just something that feels right, not even consciously, about it being silent. It makes the few sounds that there are that much more powerful, too.

      Serenity was a bit closer to the cliches, but still... so perfectly done, it's amazing. The sequence from the title screen -- after we're introduced to the operative -- is now one of my favorite scenes in any movie, for the sheer cinematic genius of it... How much we got to see without any cutting back and forth at all, going through the ship, being introduced to it and the crew, and then... just flowing right into the movie.

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    9. Re:Sound by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Glocks are actually designed to fire underwater with minor mods (change one part, I believe). Not sure why, though.

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    10. Re:Sound by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I thought I had read something about gas-operated weapons having trouble in a low pressure environment, but I'm not sure about it, so you may be entirely correct. I am curious about where that idea came from in Firefly.

  133. Re:Not yet? Really? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the summary was kind of dumb on that point. Of course a bus can cross a 50 foot gap. That bus in Speed really did cross that gap. They used a real bus, and jumped it over a piece of incomplete elevated freeway.

    The problem is that the nose of the bus would smash rather badly since the bus is not a point particle. The solved that in Speed by having a little ramp that gave the nose a boost and then fell flat in time for the back wheels to go over it. You can see in the movie that the nose of the bus jumps up just as it goes over the edge.

  134. Not just science by wildBoar · · Score: 1

    A lot of people seem to get their history from films too, so all the piss poor US adaptations that mangle history are also a problem. The US have to be involved or where the deciding factor in numerous situations where they didnt even get a sniff in reality.

    Enigma anyone.

    or that steal historically important phrases, eg the thin red line...

    Ok, I'm willing to let pure fantasy go. eg, there was some film about a yankee in the court of king arthur .... oh yeah and Kevin Costner as robin hood ;-)

    1. Re:Not just science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's not even just Science and History. Where do you think America gets its foreign policy from?

      The world is comprised of bad guys, friendly but incompetent Europe, and the Heroic USA. US Policy comprises killing the bad guys, whereupon the world is immediately safe for everybody, the hero rides off into the sunset, and the film ends.

      Don't laugh. This is the appreciation of the Middle East which brought us Iraq and the Afghan Wars. And, as far as I can tell, it comes from Hollywood.

  135. Sure it can by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

    It sure can if he is stumbling backwards and falls down the stairs after a shot to the chest...umm..I mean...so my friend tells me

    1. Re:Sure it can by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you've said enough, Mr. Vice President.

    2. Re:Sure it can by NEOtaku17 · · Score: 1

      Don't think I'm going to ask a judge first before I track you down, son.

  136. not just physics by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

    How many SF movies have you seen where "it" (i.e. an individual) evolved, or the creatures evolved within the few hours/days covered by the show? Evolution is a good examle of a horrible trend. And then you have the X-Men, "the next step in human evolution" etc. At least people are just ignorant of physics--they actively know and believe things that are false when it comes to evolution. Movies are make-believe (as are comic books, etc) and I'd guess they've always worked against real-life knowledge by being more entertaining and fun than, well, reality. Do you think movies like The Day After Tomorrow really help public knowledge of environmental concerns? Movies always suck when it comes to science.

  137. A bus CAN jump that by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    "Some people really do believe a bus traveling 70 mph can clear a 50-foot gap in a freeway, as depicted in the movie Speed."

    I saw a TV special on the making of SPEED. They DID actually have the bus jump that gap. They cleared it of all people and the stunt driver is actually driving from a rollcage-type thing on top of the roof. (That's how the bus was driven the entire movie actually, not from the inside).

    I don't know if the bus was going 70 MPH or if the gap was really 50', but it did jump something.

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    1. Re:A bus CAN jump that by sjaguar · · Score: 1

      My memory's a bit fuzzy, but I thought that they put a ramp on the freeway, and digitally erased the ramp and created the gap.

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    2. Re:A bus CAN jump that by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

      Sorry no he wasn't on the roof - that would be one of the worst places to be should it roll!

      The bus was driven from about midway back in the passenger compartment - a dummy was in the bus driver's seat. The driver steered it electrically somehow. The stunt driver was suspended in a harness that allowed him to free float with the notion that should bad things happen this would help keep him safe. There was indeed a rollbar of sorts around him and he wore a helmet. It was done in one take and the bus actually flew much higher than expected - out of the frame which in the end didn't matter so much - there were multiple high speed cameras running. The bus launched from a ramp and I too do not recall the launch speed, on landing the front suspension collapsed and the oil pan was taken out. Surprisingly, to me, the windows stayed intact and it was brought to a controlled stop.

      The movie was on the other day as was the special talking about how they did the stunt - was pretty interesting to watch (again). And also amusing that now someone is acting like it didn't actually make the jump to make a point about science when in fact it did jump - it just had a ramp to help is all. :-)

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  138. Two Sides by Genda · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess there two sides to every conversation. When I watch a movie or TV show, I realize I'm supposed to suspend belief... When the bionic man reaches up and pulls an overturned car down to right it... he should catapult his arm into low earth orbit ripping it completely free from the soft meaty shoulder to which it's attached. Obviously this doesn't happen and Newton is ignored with extreme prejudice. When Van Helsing swings down and snatches the heroin up from a multi-story stunt (thanks to our good friend CGI) there is no profound trauma, no dislocated shoulders or broken ribs... only escape from the undead... the undead should be the hint (the only place you find the undead in the real world is D.C.)

    So I think it's only fair to park your "Critical Thinking Brain" at the lobby door when you go to watch a movie... that said, you should remember to pick back up on the way out. For those of you who don't own one, this is why we're having this conversation in the first place... your job is to go out and get one.

    People who can't tell that "Looney Toons" are not an accurate depictions of physics, should probably be forced to wear nurf suits, not be allowed to move faster than a brisk walk, and be prevented from procreation as a protection to the intellectual viability of our posterity. I'm sorry, no lack of legal knowlege will prevent you from falling off a cliff at 32 ft/sec.^2.

    Along those lines, people who participate in projects like "Jack-Ass the Movie", or attempt to defy the fundamental laws of physics, only to become horrible lessons in absolute inevitability of those very laws, should be protected from their own stupidity. In fact we should all be protected from their stupidity. One more fine reason to elect a president and a legislative body with with a collective IQ larger than bowling ball's.

    Of course, then you'll never get a chance to see "Jack-Ass the Nation", but I believe the up side merits the risk.

    1. Re:Two Sides by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 0

      Van Helsing swings down and snatches the heroin
      Drugs make you bad at physics! Now I see!
  139. Hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like many here on Slashdot, I work with computers. That doesn't mean I hated the movie Hackers. It had a young Angelina Jolie in it!!! The soundtrack wasn't bad either.

  140. problem is with Bill Gates instead by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

    Cause Bill Gates made everyone thing you can do everything by just clicking, clicking, clicking, without understanding anything!

  141. Seeing is believing by StCredZero · · Score: 1

    A lot of people do live a sad static life.

    But besides that, people are conditioned by what they see over and over again. Back in the stone age, we constantly came in contact with physics in our everyday lives in ways that were much more vibrant. Everyone made their living interacting with the outdoors. Today, we have much more experience with often badly simulated (faked) physics in movies and video games. And yes, I have seen that this has taken a toll. I saw a couple of kids who couldn't figure out how to get the maximum bounce out of a trampoline. I actually had to tell them. I saw a grade school girl (about 4th grade) who couldn't figure out how to get her bicycle over the lip of a driveway. She actually stood there on her bike and asked her mom to help her. And the number of people who are deficient in the intuitive geometry they need for driving! (Creeping towards the inside of the lane or even over the edge on a turn. Unable to make a left turn without cutting across the right lane of the street they're turning onto. Unable to parallel park.)

    I think this is also connected to the scads of people who are unable to reason critically. We're all becoming a mob disconnected from actual reality, hypnotized by Hollywood's version of it. (How convenient for our elitist masters in our broken democracy!)

    1. Re:Seeing is believing by nuzak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > I saw a couple of kids who couldn't figure out how to get the maximum bounce out of a trampoline.

      Possibly they were just having fun, even if it wasn't at maximum efficiency.

      Parallel parking is a coordination and depth perception thing. I know plenty of geniuses who suck at it. All you sound like is a crotchety old coot who thinks his generation was the smartest one.

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  142. BZZZZZT wrong by mrjb · · Score: 1

    "All the luxuries we have today, the modern conveniences, are a result of the science research that went on in the '60s during the space race"

    Either someebody needs hit that person with a cluebat, or someone completely arbitrarily defined 'modern'.

    A lot of research (nuclear technology, for instance) was done because of WW I and II. Also, the industrial revolution played a key role in introducing modern conveniences enjoyed by the average family nowadays (cars, washing machines, etc). It is also easy to overlook electricity, vaccination against disease and clean drinking water, and pretend they are not modern conveniences- even though a lot of people have not yet had the privilege to gain access to them.

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  143. Can't do 50 foot jumps?? by dynamo · · Score: 1

    So THAT'S what I did wrong on that bus driver exam.
    It makes so much more sense now.

  144. Re:Oh please-Everyone else is stupid...except for by AskChopper · · Score: 1

    Indeed.

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  145. Re:Hollywood Porn Biology Hurts Sexual Understandi by johnny+cashed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well at least The Uranus Experiment: Part 2 got the physics in space right. The physics of an astronaut/alien orgy in zero g!

  146. Re:Hollywood Porn Biology Hurts Sexual Understandi by king-manic · · Score: 1

    1,2,4,7,9,11,14,15,16,19, and 21 are plausible if not common. 3 is irrelevant if your open minded and don't have a bitch for a wife/GF. Sex is an amazing pain killer.

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  147. NO, a bus CAN NOT jump this by tenco · · Score: 1
    ...even if it would jump in vacuum.

    50*0,3048m = 15,24m
    (70 miles*1609,344m*h)/(h*mile*3600s) = 31,3 m/s
    time t bus needs to cross gap: t = 15,24m/(31,3 m/s) = 0,49s
    distance y bus moves downwards in this timespan: y = 0.5*g*t^2 = 1,18m

    Last time i checked, there wasn't a bus with tires having a radius larger or equal to 1,2m.

    1. Re:NO, a bus CAN NOT jump this by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked there was actually a documentary segment filmed during shooting that showed the bus indeed flying the 50 ft required to clear the CGI gap. In the movie the highway ramp was on an upwards slope and in reality they used a ramp to help launch the bus. I have little doubt they did calculations more advanced than your's and in the end actually overachieved as the bus flew out of frame in height. They also documented the distance the bus flew but I don't have that info offhand - it was at least 50 ft.

      Google is your friend should you wish to learn more. Wikipedia has some info but I'm sure there are more detailed sources as this was a pretty spectacular stunt.

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    2. Re:NO, a bus CAN NOT jump this by tenco · · Score: 1
      in reality they used a ramp

      Well, that's something i didn't assume. But thanks for the hint.

  148. That's Entertainment by weighn · · Score: 1

    This is why we need "Mind your Head" signs and warnings not to remove game cartridges or turn off the power when saving your game..

    Really? And for those who don't understand solid state physics, or engineering why should one not turn off the power or remove the cartridge? Apparently the intellectual crowd thinks that everyone should have their degree of understanding and if they don't then they label them "stupid". Is it any wonder most people roll their eyes and just ignore you.

    not sure why this is modded down ... AC and AskChopper have valid points, but surely the entire concept of "Bad Movie Physics" falls under the category of "Don't forget to Suspend Belief"?

    Movies, in fact pop-*, are/is made for the masses. Not physics majors, not total dullards. The hero wins despite unbelievable circumstances and against impossible odds.

    Don't blame the storylines. If movies are anything to do with "the root of a growing problem of poor science & math among students" it is that the screen - despite being with us for 50 years - retains some magical appeal that says "this is real". If that is a problem, it is one of a deeper cultural significance.

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  149. Re:Not yet? Really? by untaken_name · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned the fact that in Speed the bus couldn't go UNDER 70 mph

    I'm not. Why not? Because that "fact" isn't a fact. Actually, the bus could not go under 50 mph, and the speedometer clearly reads close to 70 before that particular jump. No, I'm not defending the movie's physics. I will say, however, that it was excellent in the 'make your date jump and give her an excuse to grab your arm' department. But then, I usually go to the movies thinking more about the date than the physics in the movie, which makes me an abberation here on slashdot.

  150. Re:Not yet? Really? by untaken_name · · Score: 1

    spelling error intentional; hello, grammar nazis.

  151. They have a good point by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    I usually try to go by instinct (or "common sense") to get some idea of whether something is possible or what the result of something would be. This instinct is shaped by what I've seen, which my memory aggregates into some kind of system that can be used to make predictions.

    However, when I watch a movie, it looks real enough to fool this memory. So as long as something is not obviously "unreal" (say, magic), it might enter this system. So by watching many repetitions of events that could not actually happen like this, but are made to look extremely real, we could be messing with our instinctive sense of "realism".

    This isn't going to stop me from watching movies, of course.

  152. Mission to Mars by lovebyte · · Score: 1

    One of the worst movies for science must be Mission to Mars. The woman looking at a short double helix on a computer screen and saying "It looks like human DNA!", got me crying. There are countless other insulting things in this movie (calling nucleotides chromosomes or freely rotating candies in space). Do not watch it!

    The worst thing is that this movie is in many ways based on science. Brian de Palma is an idiot.

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  153. But what would a more exact parallel be? by fantomas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mmmm... but would a farmer of 100 years ago have a better understanding of levers and pulleys than a farmer today? Perhaps a better parallel to consider. Probably a farmer of a hundred years ago had a better understanding of physics than a shop girl or a newspaper boy of the time... but then all three probably had a poorer understanding of a lot of other things that an average person takes for granted today: the relevant knowledge that means its easier for a person to get by. Could be argued that knowing about levers and pulleys today is less important than understanding how to make a washing machine work, using modern banking facilities, or accessing the internet. Heck, I like messing around with my classic (1965) car but I'd not know what to do with the black box computer that controls my girlfriend's car...no levers or pulleys in there...

    1. Re:But what would a more exact parallel be? by blamanj · · Score: 1

      I'd not know what to do with the black box computer that controls my girlfriend's car...no levers or pulleys in there...

      No physics, either. (Semiconductor physics isn't the movie kind.)

  154. Oblig. Simpsons Quote by sjaguar · · Score: 1

    I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." -- Homer Simpson

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  155. What about the old cliffhangers? by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

    According to physics of the black-and-white pre-apollo era I can fist-fight with space mobsters in my shiny rocket on the moon and my hat will never fall off my head no matter how often I get knocked down.

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  156. Re:Not yet? Really? by Welshalian · · Score: 1

    However, since I am not in the mood to calculate Reynolds numbers for flying busses, I will assume inviscid air.

    ...and a perfectly rigid lead actor.

    Keanu Reeves, the lead actor, being made of lead, should then add a non-trivial amount of mass to the equation. Man, I love English.
  157. Don't rush to judgement there by supercrisp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, disclaimer, I'm a budding English prof. But it seems a real rush to judgement to me to limit the utility of literature the way you do, to just examples or practice for creating further art. Firstly, there's research that shows that the sort of thinking demanded by interpreting art and literature is not only conducive to but necessary for more utilitarian or "rational" thought processes (Damasio's Descartes' Error is a good start). So it's useful developmentally. But there's truth too in the old liberal humanist saw that there are themes which are, if not universal, at least broadly applicapable to our lives. Your uncle may not kill your father for the throne, but you probably will suffer teen angst or find yourself at odds with society in some other way. Your contention that "most of life is boring" is the sort of sad belief or experience that can be altered by learning to appreciation the slower pace of the fine arts. It is not so easy in our society to learn to contemplate a sunset or the slow transformation of a flower or a lawn or patterns of frost on a window. Study of the arts inculcates such skills and predilictions. As a capping disclaimer, yes, I am a budding lit prof, poetry no less, but my bachelor's is in geomorphology, and my initial profession was in photography and computer programming for planetariums. So I didn't necessarily come to my current positions easily. YMMV, but at least be aware that your sweeping generalizations are, well, sweeping generalizations that likely spring from your attitudes and experiences, as well as possibly from your aptitudes. So be careful about laying down universal laws for humanity. Joy and satisfaction is where you LEARN to find it.

  158. Deja Vu by mattpointblank · · Score: 1

    I watched Deja Vu a few weeks back (not by choice) and was astounded by the flagrant middle finger shown to anyone with a basic knowledge of science and computing. For those who haven't seen it, the main premise of the movie is that the government somehow has access to live, real-time hi-res video footage of anyone, anywhere. It started out realistically enough where we had a Google Earth-esque zoom from space into a city, but then the view turned to street level, then went through a window, into a house, inside a bathroom etc. This was explained as 'satellites'. I almost couldn't continue watching just because of the leap of imagination required to believe this.

    My younger sister (16) who watched it with me and has no interest in science didn't see what was wrong and had no problem watching the movie. I guess for most kids out there they've become desensitized to technology and science in movies and when it defies the laws of physics, it just goes over their heads since that's what they see in the movies. Whether they can separate fact from fiction though is still to be observed.

    1. Re:Deja Vu by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      You should have finished watching it. They explained the view as coming from a wormhole that peers into the past.

      And it's a fucking movie. If you take your education from movies you're gonna be one hell of a stupid person. Yeah it's a bit annoying when they "hack" anything just by randomly hitting keys, but honestly, if they had to sit there and run longterm attacks or phish for things the movie would be really boring.

      It'd be like a movie about your desk job. Oh no, he's collating again!!!

      That said, nobody said you have to watch every movie/show that comes out. For instance, as a cryptographer I knew the show "numb3rs" would piss me off, so I just don't watch it. There are other things to do in life besides watch tv and movies.

      Tom

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  159. Re:Sound in space by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    Watch the Enterprise turn in any Next Generation episode. Every time, it uses a banked turn. This only makes sense if your turning force comes from lift, which doesn't make any sense in space. A space ship would pirouette on the spot or, if under power, turn in an arc, but it wouldn't roll as it yawed.

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  160. Realistic is more thrilling by MarkoNo5 · · Score: 1

    I must say that I found the Miami Vice movie pretty good. Not because of the story or acting, but because the physics wasn't ridiculous. When things were shot, they did not explode but just made the sound of an object being hit by a bullet, and people did not fly away when shot. This certainly made the action feel more real and thrilling to me.

  161. A dentist can be outsourced by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    About eight miles south of Yuma Arizona, there is a town in Mexico that is filled with dentists, A lot of US citizens travel there to save about 60% on their dental work.

    1. Re:A dentist can be outsourced by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      So I suppose if you were a dentist in Arizona, you might have to consider a move to a non-border state. Fortunately, your education will let you practice anywhere in the US.

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  162. missed opportunity by drjuggler · · Score: 1

    Love the google sponsored link: "Learn How Quantum Physics Can Transform Your Life & Attract True Happiness and Purpose." With even the self-help industry becoming scientifically minded what are these professors fussing about? It's time for them to cash in on ramp-jumping buses.

  163. Sound in space by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

    There is sound in space. http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mystery_mond ay_030922.html

    Another probe had a microphone that heard the dull roar of the solar wind.

    When something explodes it usually gives off large amounts of gas. Of course if you're a reasonable distance from the explosion, it's like lightning and thunder, you'll see the explosion first, then get hit by the blast. I seem to recall 2010: Odyssey Two getting this right when Jupiter ignites.

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    1. Re:Sound in space by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'd love to take credit for my sig, but it is the late, great, Dr. Seuss. Sorry, but that makes you a blasphemer. :)

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    2. Re:Sound in space by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      What really annoys me in Star Trek is the music that is played almost constantly. Unlike phasers and explosions, music, will not, and I repeat, will not propagate through space. It might be that the leading character in the scene has an invisible ipod that is playing the tune, but still, that doesn't make sense: how come that the ipod plays tense music when situations are tense, and victorious music when the job is done. That is one hell of an Ipod! But such an ipod would be very small and low powered (it's invisible), so it wouldn't produce sufficient radio waves to be picked up from outside the ship. And if Star Trek Technology is advanced enough to create such an ipod with anticipation capabilities, how come the characters almost invariably ignore these clear signals? It just doesn't add up.

      It's really these kinds of small things that lead to a complete wrong picture of the underlying physics of the real universe. Here we seldomly hear music that anticipates the action, and small children will be sorely surprised if something unusual happens to them without the music warning them.

    3. Re:Sound in space by Toraz+Chryx · · Score: 1

      Surely the geometry and/or arrangement of the thrusters has some bearing (pun most certainly not intended) ?, if rolling the vessel allows more thrusters to be brought into play to alter the direction of travel then it may make completely perfect sense to do so. ?

    4. Re:Sound in space by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

      That's a good one, but I like the final battle of DS9 better. The one where the federation, the klinons, and the romulans duke it out with the dominion and the brin, and where the kardassians switch over at the last moment. If you have a link for that one, please share.

  164. Gigantic robots by Durzel · · Score: 1

    I started off quite annoyed watching Transformers as I couldn't rationalise cars turning into 60-foot high robots. Where did the extra material come from?

    Then I realised I was watching a film about gigantic robots trying to recover an alien object and just sat back and enjoyed the ride.

    As much as it's amusing to see the likes of Die Hard 4, Swordfish, etc completely trivialising the mundane efforts involved in hacking, etc you have to realise that it's just not possible to make the reality of these things entertaining.

    The Matrix Revolutions is the closest thing I've seen to reality, with Trinity using nmap to show open ports on a power station network she wanted to hack, and I'm sure that was lost on 99% of the audience who saw the film.

  165. Future Darwin Award Winners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares if some mouth-breathing morons believe movie physics. These people will soon proceed to de-select themselves, in the Darwinian sense, in attempts to recreate their favourite movie scenes.

  166. This article is nothing worthwhile. by MrSpargel · · Score: 1

    So I know both of the authors of this article, and I knew them when they were planning to make this course and afterwards: When they were planning it, the idea was to increase attendance in physics courses as attendance numbers = state granted funding. I guess Costas has become a bit cynical now that he got his extra cash. Here are my thoughts on it: (1) That journal is a PoS, i.e. their findings are meaningless or so worthless they are irrelevant. (2) Costas sucks as a professor, he's too arrogant. (3) Llewellyn rocks, he probably had his name added because he came up with idea of the course. (4) The people in the course are not the brightest sparks. The course is a level below their general physical science course, which is less than or equal to a high school physics course (algebra based). Most of the people in it are communication majors, or hospitality majors just trying to fill a core requisite, of course they aren't going to know physics!

  167. translation by Descalzo · · Score: 1

    I remember when I used FreeTranslation.com to help me translate an article about the hospitalization of Fidel I castrate.

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  168. Is this really a problem? by bickle · · Score: 1

    The people that "believe a bus traveling 70 mph can clear a 50-foot gap in a freeway" are probably not the ones that are going to be trying to solve complex physics problems. Unless they are designing the next mars rover or need to commandeer a runaway bus, I don't see this as a major problem.

  169. Alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Pretty much what I was thinking. ANYONE jumping a bus after watching Speed deserves the death they get."

  170. Hollywood - Master of Physics Intelligence by starwarsfans · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am sorry - I had to respond to this, because people who honor physics and its importance in the world would have to be smarter than to link Hollywood Movies and a thorough understanding of Physics. If they are not, than I am afraid for our future. If their time is wasted picking apart Die Hard, Speed, and every other Sci-Fi action flick, then who knows what other diversions are using up valuable resources. Hey, guess what, TIE Fighters really wouldn't be able to make that "roaring" sound in Space. Gosh, a lot of people are going to be upset when they take their first tour in Space and realize that it's pretty quiet.

    And you wonder why we haven't cured Cancer, or found a way to limit our dependency on oil, or found a way to reverse the severe climate changes in our environment?

    Obviously, it is easy to divert attention from what is important, no matter what your level of intelligence.

  171. Maybe not 70 MPH, but at 193.... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    it probably could clear the gap. If we assume that the bus' suspension can handle a 6 inch drop, then the bus must cover the 50 feet in 0.177 sec. That equates to 193 MPH. If you allow for a 1 foot drop, then the speed requirement drops to 136 MPH. At 70 MPH, the bus' suspension would have to accomodate a drop of 3.8 feet - hardly plausible.

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    1. Re:Maybe not 70 MPH, but at 193.... by bigpurpledick · · Score: 1

      a six-inch "curb" at 193 would probably only shear off the axles

  172. OH brother by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    The sky is falling again, eh? Let's face it, if Hackers had shown a bunch of Melvin's sitting around eating hot pockets and drinking Mountain Dews banging away on their keyboards in relative silence would it have sold? No. But that's how real hackers work.

  173. Stuff like this takes me "out" of the movie by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    Actually, I find that really bad physics do harm to my entertainment experience. It's one thing to have bad physics in a comedy or fantasy, but when they movie I'm watching purports to be a "real world" action film or thriller, this stuff takes me right out of the experience. It reminds me that I'm watching a *complete* contrivance.

    I first noticed this with the third Die Hard film. While the Die Hard and Lethal Weapon movies were known for their extremely implausible stunts and situations, it got COMPLETELY out of hand by the third installment (and I hear the new one is even worse). At one point, Bruce Willis and Samuel Jackson jump from a bridge onto a ship, fall AT LEAST 50-75 feet, land on a steel deck, then just get up and "shake it off." The car jumps in Smokey and the Bandit and Dukes of Hazard were laughable enough, but at least those would have just busted the *car* up.

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  174. Those watches would have been BULKY by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

    It's a good thing too--I'd hate to be wearing my "communicator watch" everywhere a la Dick Tracy. I looked stupid enough back when I had the calculator watch. :)

  175. Re:Not yet? Really? by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

    You are half right, the bus did make a 50 ft jump, however the freeway was actually complete, the gap was edited in.

  176. Re:Idiots & Exploding Cars by ubuwalker31 · · Score: 1

    I recently saw an elderly lady and a young man standing on the side walk, violently jump back from the scene of an accident between a dumptruck and a 16 wheeler. I asked them why they were reacting the way they were, and they said they were afraid the gas tank on the truck was going to explode.

    I said, quite bluntly, "that only happens in movies". Then, I was challenged if I was "some sort of expert". I said no, I am not an expert, but I do have a knowledge of physics, and explosions like that only happen rarely.

    http://www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/

  177. Obligatory Road Trip Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rubin: "If we hit this thing at 50 miles per hour, our trajectory will clear ten feet, easy."
    Kyle: "No way. Absolutely not."
    Rubin: "Kyle, we'll go 60 just to be certain."
    Kyle: "We're goin' back. This is impossible. No, no."
    Josh: "Are you sure?"
    Rubin: "Of course I'm sure. With physics I'm always sure. Yes."

  178. To name a few... by edawstwin · · Score: 1

    Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was any good?


    Jaws, The Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Aliens, The Sixth Sense, Spiderman 1/2, X-Men 1/2 to name a few.
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    1. Re:To name a few... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Do you remember a summer blockbuster that was any good?

      > Jaws, The Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Aliens, The Sixth Sense, Spiderman 1/2, X-Men 1/2 to name a few.

      T2 raised the bar for return on hype. I remember going into T2 with low expectations, and being utterly blown away!

    2. Re:To name a few... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bah. I thought that too, back in 1992 or whenever it was, but then I saw T2 again a few weeks ago. I was wrong. it's rubbish.

    3. Re:To name a few... by in5ane · · Score: 1

      I hope you're trolling. We watched T2 again a couple of weeks ago and it was still friggin' awesome!

  179. We made it to the moon in spite of... by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 1

    ...movies that suggested that sparklers on the back of your rocket could get you there.

    I think we'll be OK.

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  180. Re:Not yet? Really? by Floritard · · Score: 1

    I watched the making of that stunt (on laserdisc of all things!), and IIRC they built a ramp that was more like a 30* incline. You can tell in the movie b/c the bus suddenly pitches up like a motherfucker for no apparent reason, I mean they don't build highway ramps like that. Always thought that was ridiculous looking myself, ah the 90's. Oh and the gap was completely digital. Pussies.

  181. Let's all sing along now! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    one can explain away any gap in Star Trek's continuity with reality by creating a technological explanation regardless of plausibility. We just make some shit up!
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  182. Not a Stupid Question by Jeremy_Bee · · Score: 1

    While I generally agree with the majority here and that entertainment need not be accurate in regards the physics, there is another example that proves the essential point the poster is trying to make.

    In the 1970's there was a lot of concern about advertisements for automobiles in that they would show cars racing around doing highly dangerous and mostly impossible things. In those days there was something called "truth in advertising." The fear was that if kids watched too many of these fantasy ads that glorified the dangerous and mostly impossible feats of driving prowess, that what would happen is we would get a whole generation of extremely bad drivers whose only concern was doing that perfect high-speed drift around a corner, or seeing if they could push it to 150K on that short trip to the corner store. Committees were formed, communities rallied and large parts of the population lobbied for restrictions on these irresponsible advertisements.

    Of course the power of the corporation won out and the "truth in advertising" people are now just a marketing arm of the same corporations with no bite and no say in anything. Amazingly, a generation later, the streets are filled with speeders bad drivers and accident rates are "through the roof" (no pun intended), even when adjusted by the increase in population. Violations that were rare or unheard of in the 70's like running red lights and speeding, are now so common that the police forces can't even attempt to stop anyone from doing it, they have become the norm.

    Of course I am generalising here and being really "breezy" with my argument as I have to get back to work and don't have the time to reference all this stuff, but a good argument can be made for this sort of effect IMO.

    Peoples attitudes, ideas and understanding of their world is quite obviously affected by the media they consume, especially when in this day and age more people will see things like Die Hard than ever crack a book, let alone a science text. Go down to Alabama, stop at the first trailer park and show them Die Hard. Then ask them if they think it is possible to stand on the wing of a moving jet airplane.

  183. Well..... by doublecinchknot · · Score: 1

    I don't know, but I thought borat had some good Physics lessons in it. I know I will never wrestle with a nude fat man (or any man for that matter) for fear of having his junk in my face. Lesson learned!

  184. Geordi by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    You just described Geordi's Visor. (Or is that VISOR? Never can remember.)

    There was an episode in which we got to see what it would look like.

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    1. Re:Geordi by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      someone told me (and i have vauge memories myself) that geordi's visor images were used a number of times but each time they did them differently.

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  185. Re:Not yet? Really? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I forgot that. It's really immaterial though -- it doesn't really matter to the physics if there's pavement underneath the bus flying through the air or not.

  186. Bad physics = bad special effects by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    Not only does it perhaps hurt people's understanding of physics, but it makes for bad special effects. We all have a lot of experience with weight and motion, so when something is physically impossible, it just looks "wrong" and makes it harder to maintain suspension of disbelief. Movie directors often seem to think, "It's all fantasy, none of this is possible anyway, so why does it matter?" But a rule long understood by science fiction writers is that the bigger the impossibility you ask the reader to swallow, the greater the care you must take to make other things as realistic as possible.

    Some of the most jarring (and common) special effects that I've seen are:

    A person is hit, and flies horizontally across a room to slam into a wall, with no suggestion of an arc. This is a smaller, and more familiar case of the "bus jumping the gap." No matter how hard you are hit, your trajectory will not be horizontal.

    The strong villain picks up a victim by the throat, and holds him off the ground at arms length. This is again a more familiar case of the error cited with the Green Goblin holding the cable. Unless your feet are glued to the floor, or you are immensely heavy, it is not physically possible to hold another human off the ground at arms length, because the center of gravity will be beyond your forward leg--i.e. you will topple over.

    Still, there is some evidence of progress. In the second Spider-man movie, I was impressed by how believable Doctor Octopus's movement was. The animators clearly paid attention to his base and attachments when he was "walking" with his arms or lifting heavy objects. And I read that in the third Spider-man movie, they checked Spider-man's leaps and swings with a physics model. That doesn't mean that they didn't cheat for dramatic effect, but they tried to stay close enough to physical reality to avoid jarring impossibilities.

  187. The sad truth... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Your technobabble sounds exactly right for Trek.

    It's exactly the kind of thing that they'd do. I've heard rumors that the scripts of Trek shows actually included TECHNO -- as in, you'd have a line that said, literally, "Well can't you [TECHNO] to get through their shields?" "We can't, because of [TECHNO]."

    Then they'd get whoever their scientific eggheads were -- probably pseudoscientific marketers, but whatever -- to come up with some good sounding TECHNO to fill in the script.

    Think about it...

    "Space fleets of the future outfit their crews with [TECHNO]. These use [TECHNO] to produce the sounds, which, as everyone knows, does something good (insert more [TECHNO] here)."

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    1. Re:The sad truth... by Sunburnt · · Score: 1

      Your technobabble sounds exactly right for Trek. It's exactly the kind of thing that they'd do.

      I can't remember which cast or staff member it was, but I recall an interview where one of them said "We just combine three high-tech-sounding words - "Monophase transduction field," "High-energy containment matrices," etc. until we've filled in the gaps...the fans have to try and keep track of it all."

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  188. Shock, Horror! I actually Read TFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you would also RTFA, you would see that the point is that science understanding is exceptionally poor in the US schools, and that this professor teaches a remedial science class at the college level. He tried teaching it "straight" but the students found it too hard, and boring, so he teaches it using movies as examples (mostly wrong ones, such as superman causing the earth to rotate backwards) so he can teach the right science (in the superman case, angular momentum), and it's been a very popular class for the past 5 years.

  189. Re:Not yet? Really? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    "What's the average mass of a bus anyways?"

    Why would you need to know this?

    A buss and a baseball "fly" about the same. The way to figure it out is to first figure out how long at 70MPH the buss would take to travle the length of the gap. Say it takes one second.
    Now how far do objects on earth fall in one second?

    You don't need a degree in physics for this. This is covered in High School Physics classes

    Now back to why you need to know the mass of the buss. The typical high school physic exercise always says "neglecting air resistance" but that's not realistic. If you want to compute the deceleration of the buss as if flys through the air you need to know the force of the drag due to air resistance and the mas of the buss. But for a short one second flight I think you could neglect this effect.

  190. Greetings From Idiot America by gosand · · Score: 1
    Read this article from Esquire, it is absolutely fantastic. Greetings From Idiot America It is one of the best things I have read in a long time, and really hits the nail on the head about WHY things like this are damaging to us as a society.


    Here's just a snippet, you really should read the entire thing:

    It is, of course, television that has allowed Idiot America to run riot within the modern politics and all forms of public discourse. It is not that there is less information on television than there once was. (That there is less news is another question entirely.) In fact, there is so much information that fact is now defined as something that so many people believe that television notices it, and truth is measured by how fervently they believe it.


    "You don't need to be credible on television," explains Keith Olbermann, the erudite host of his own show on MSNBC. "You don't need to be authoritative. You don't need to be informed. You don't need to be honest. All these things that we used to associate with what we do are no longer factors.

    ....


    Idiot America is a bad place for crazy notions. Its indolent tolerance of them causes the classic American crank to drift slowly and dangerously into the mainstream, wherein the crank loses all of his charm and the country loses another piece of its mind. The best thing about American crackpots used to be that they would stand proudly aloof from a country that, by their peculiar lights, had gone mad. Not today. Today, they all have book deals, TV shows, and cases pending in federal court.


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    1. Re:Greetings From Idiot America by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      > "You don't need to be credible on television," explains Keith Olbermann, the erudite host of his own show on MSNBC. "You don't need to be authoritative. You don't need to be informed. You don't need to be honest. All these things that we used to associate with what we do are no longer factors.

      Olbermann is proof positive of his own assertions.

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  191. Not the teachers or the schools!!! by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It isn't the teachers or the schools fault that students aren't learning science... or parents... IT IS HOLLYWOOD'S FAULT!!!!

    Can we sue the movie makers for little johnny failing his physics test? Like those fat kids who sued McDonalds?

  192. why people die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why people kill themselves, like the lady who tried to jump the gap when the Bay Bridge collapsed in the 1989 Bay Area earthquake. She backed up and made a run for it.

  193. Universal Translators vs. Word Order by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure when this was written, but nowadays we have things like babelfish and google's language tools and Amikai (not a misspelling) that do instant translation fairly well.

    Not well enough for Star Trek, and it never will. You don't even hear other people talking in their language -- only what the translation of what they say is. That's improbable enough, but there's another bigger problem -- the complete lack of lag and the ability to interrupt people mid-sentence.

    If you interrupt someone in the middle of a sentence in different language, you may get completely different information. For example, in English you want to say something like "That man bought the watch I wore to work every day." Let's say that you were interrupted mid-sentence. Your listener would get the fact that "that man bought the watch..." Your listener would know that the watch was bought but not that you wore it to work every day.

    Now let's say you were speaking Japanese instead. Due to a significant difference in word order, the sentence is best rendered as "[Every day] [to work] [wore] [watch] [that man] [bought]." If you were interrupted mid-sentence, your listener would only know that the watch was worn to work everyday and not that it was bought.

    This is because Japanese uses Subject-Object-Verb order instead of English's usual Subject-Verb-Object order and places all modifiers (including phrases and clauses) before the word they modify. Other languages present similar difficulties. Spanish places all modifiers after the word they modify (while English places adjectives & adverbs usually before and prepositions and clauses afterwards). Classical Arabic puts the verb first. Latin & Russian can have seemingly almost arbitrary word order.

    Another complexity is the necessary context in a language. Many Japanese sentences would be considered sentence fragments in English. It's perfectly acceptable to simply use a verb without a subject or an object and to let the context (hopefully) explain what you're talking about. In English, you might say, "I bought it," but in Japanese you could just say "Bought." The ambiguity of the language can make translation exceptionally difficult, especially when a speaker has knowledge that a listener does not and is making no special effort to clarify. (This is more common in watching movies than in conversation, though.)

    A Star Trek-style universal translator would have to be able to look into the future to see the entire context of a sentence to know how to render it properly or be able to read the minds of participants. This is technologically unlikely, and it doesn't seem supported by the other technology used in the setting.

    Thus, it's pretty much wand-waving magic-tech meant to make the plots go smoother. Don't expect to see it anytime before we see replicators and the power supply systems required to transmit the energy needed to spontaneously create multiple GRAMS of matter (each of gram of which is roughly equivalent to the energy released in the bomb dropped on Hiroshima) meant to wave away supply problems or before we see magical inertia-canceling technology meant to wave away realistic depictions of acceleration.

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  194. If roles reversed by slapout · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Of course, if movie's were realistic, we'd be seeing headlines like:

    Good Movie Physics Hurt Movie Enjoyment

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  195. If not for Star Trek... by srobert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a lot of hogwash. I'm an engineer. I grew up watching Star Trek. It sparked my interest in science. Many scientists and engineers would tell you they loved Star Trek when they were kids and if it wasn't there, they might not have become what they are. It's good to discuss the inaccuracies in SF because it prompts the imagination to think about how things really work.

    1. Re:If not for Star Trek... by or-switch · · Score: 1
      Exactly. I think the key is that if Star Trek wants us to pay attention to the socio-political commentary that underscores most episodes, it has to bring some reality into the physics too. They can't be saying, "Genetic tailoring of embryos to the parent's liking is wrong," (7th season of Voyager) while also saying the instrument that could perform the manipulation is called a zoltron or something silly like that. For those who don't believe I would submit that, based on recent technological history, Trekkies would have abandoned the show long ago if Scotty had explained the transporters as, "well, it's,...a series of tubes."

      Paying attention to the reality of the situation and 'stretching it out' to make the show work I think helped people to dream that solutions to fundamental problems might be possible and expand our vision.

  196. Re:Not yet? Really? by Chris+Shannon · · Score: 1
    Actually, I thought this was a pretty good way of teaching physics. It only takes high school physics to show that it is theoretically possible as long as you ignore air resistance.
    Nit-picking your solution:

    y = v0*sin(theta)*t - g*t^2
    Should be y = v0*sin(theta)*t - (1/2) * g*t^2

    Some people really do believe a bus traveling 70 mph can clear a 50-foot gap in a freeway
    Here's a question? What is the minimum speed you need to clear a 50-foot gap?

    Answer:

    Launch at 45 degrees. i.e. vx = vy
    vx * t = 15.24 m
    t is the time in seconds to travel 50 feet.
    vy - g * (t/2) = 0. At t/2 seconds, it reaches the apex. vy(t/2) = 0
    Solving... v = 27 miles per hour.

    So yes, this is one person who believes a bus traveling 70 mph can clear a 50-foot gap.
    Obviously you won't maintain the speed without a landing ramp, but that wasn't part of the requirements...
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  197. It's true..... by polaris20 · · Score: 1

    Movies have corrupted my understanding of science. I have no idea how a lightsaber or warp core really works.

  198. Spiral vehicle jump dynamics simulation software by Animats · · Score: 1

    Here's the simulation software used to plan that jump, back in 1974. Versions are still available and in use.

  199. The best dumb movie quote ever: by SirStiff · · Score: 1
    "They're using a frequency we didn't even know existed!"

    Kinda like saying: I found a number we didn't even know existed!

  200. Can we get some Mod Points here?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please?

  201. And ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Even if you disallow getting buoyancy through air as "not heavier than air" I rest my CASE : bird are NOT lighter than air, and as far I can tell birds were known to fly before the 19th century. I am pretty sure also we can find example of parachute or wing-like contraption test way before the wright brother. So NO, what was known to be impossible was not flight, it was controlled flight with the engine available. And before the advance in engineering and motor before the 19th century, yes, de-facto controlled flight was impossible. The wright brother amassed known science on flight, and the motor advancement, saw a breakthrough and went for it. I will not lessen what they did. But it is wrong to say as the GP that "flight was thougth to be impossible". It was not. Bird are witness.

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    1. Re:And ? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Wright Brothers didn't invent controlled flight either. Other people had motorized airplanes before them.

      What the Wright Brothers invented was the ability to maneuver their plane. Everyone else was only able to fly straight a short distance and then crash. The Wrights figured out they could bend the wings in order to have controlled turns. Then they could fly in circles in fields and wow audiences. This turned airplanes from interesting but impractical curiosities to extremely useful machines.

  202. Not under 50 by coren2000 · · Score: 1

    If they get under 50, the bomb goes off and Keanu dies.

  203. Bad news professor by geekoid · · Score: 1

    People trhought that BEFORE the movie as well.

    But, yes, TV does influence how people think about science, and pertty much anything else.

    for example, trial lawyers talk about the 'CSI effect'. Where juror expected CSI level evidence.

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  204. oh bosh! by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    if movies that lie about physics mess up a person's ability to understand physics, then I should definitely never have gotten my BS in physics...but I did. And I watched enough Bugs Bunny and Road Runner cartoons to retard a roomful of Nobel laureates. Its more likely that being stupid impairs your ability to do physics.

    Fatuous acceptance of shallow study results impairs you ability to do damn near anything.

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  205. Summer Blockbuster by saxoholic · · Score: 1

    Freddy vs. Jason, Duh!

  206. Wow, dude. by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

    Most kids don't regard the determination of chemical bonds as "fun" -- but that's fundamental to the field of chemistry.

    Most kids (including me, when I was one, and still to this day) couldn't care less what Shakespeare wrote -- and what he wrote is frankly irrelevant to anybody who does something useful for a living (scientists, engineers, doctors),


    So you think knowledge of chemistry is important, even though only a tiny, tiny percentage of the population will ever use it or even encounter it outside a classroom.

    But you think the study of culture and art, as in Shakespeare, is useless -- because most people won't ever need it?

    And that actors, writers, and other artists and performers aren't doing anything useful?

    That's some twisted thinking, man.

    And then you go on to say that "most of life is boring". Stop for a minute, please, and consider how much more boring life would be without the creative types -- those you brush off as merely "playing" -- producing all the various artforms that give civilization depth.

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  207. A Physics teacher chimes in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm a high school Physics teacher, and I use movies to help my students with the concepts discussed in class. For example, we calculate the angle and velocity needed for that bus in "Speed" to clear the 50 foot gap...we determine that the church that Michael Keaton and Kim Basinger fall from in "Batman" has to be over a mile tall based on the time it took them to fall...we guesstimate the mass of a T-1000 based on the "fact" that a shotgun sends him flying backwards.

    It's not all bad Physics though. Babylon 5 does a great job with demonstrating conservation of momentum with their fighters. Futurama has several scenes that also deal with momentum in an accurate way.

    Anybody out there know of any other exceptionally good (or horrendously awful) examples? I'm always looking for more, and the kids can't get enough!

  208. Huh? by olehenning · · Score: 1

    The Speed jump was fake? Next I suppose they'll try to tell us that you can't really fly into the sun with a spaceship the size of Manhattan either. Phooey!

  209. NO NO NO! Education should not need to be fun!!! by CPE1704TKS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    THIS is what is exactly wrong with North America. Why the fuck should education be entertaining? It certainly is a bonus if what you're learning is interesting, but for 95% of everything that you NEED to know, it's boring. SUCK IT UP. Do you think learning about how to fill out an income tax return is entertaining? No, but you need to hunker down and just fucking do it without complaining. So many North Americans don't have what it takes to do the downright dirty work that is both unappealing and boring because "it's not fun, boo hoo!"

    The reality is that you need to learn to get ahead, under any circumstances. You need to work your ass off. If you don't, you will work at McDonald's or maybe a comic book store, because hey, that's fun and entertaining, right?

    Since when is learning about Fast Fourier Transforms or the internals of Mergesort entertaining? It's not, and the expectation that education should be fun is what is killing kids. Educational video games? Talk about unrealistic expectations that you as parents put into your kids' heads. You need to say, "Yes, I know it's boring, but you need to learn this, so go learn your timestables."

    Now get off my lawn you pesky kids!

  210. Re:Not yet? Really? by Tsuki_no_Hikari · · Score: 1

    The gap was real, an under construction bridge in Jacksonville, FL, if I recall. They filmed the jump scene on a solid road, no bridge.

    The bus jumped the large ramp, went about 30-40 feet for the flying shot, and crashed down onto the road and utterly destroyed its suspension. The axles broke completely off on impact.

  211. "True Lies" by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    "True Lies," if I recall correctly, was a particularly egregious offender."

    Probably my least favorite movie of all time. When Tom Arnold's performance is the best part of the picture, you're in deep trouble.

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  212. The sad reality is that most of life is boring by jeko · · Score: 1

    No, kid, most of YOUR life is boring. Had you made different choices in life, braver choices, and refused to play it safe and bland at every turn, you might have the memories and regrets that will sustain you through old age.

    Of course, it's still not too late. Guys like you typically have their midlife crisis in 3... 2... 1...

    Oh, BTW, if you had read the Shakespeare, you might have gained the insight you so sorely lack.

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  213. "People shouldn't get their science from TV". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not even from Bill Nye?

  214. Maybe so... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I only remember one episode in which the entire bridge could see it, and Insurrection, in which only the audience could see it.

    But I believe the idea was the same, and anyway, Insurrection gave him entirely artificial eyes instead of a visor.

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  215. Forward by krysith · · Score: 1

    AFAIK Charles Stross is the only SF writer who has ever done much writing in a milieu where FTL is equivalent to time travel

    Don't forget Bob Forward (e.g. Timemaster). Can't forget a book where the protoganist goes back in time for a threesome with himself and his wife.

  216. WELL... WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EXPECT by jrationalk · · Score: 0

    When most of the country still thinks jet fuel can make skyscrapers explode from top down? http://governmentterror.com/ JUMBO JETS CAN NOT DEMOLISH SKYSCRAPERS

  217. BWAAAAH!?!?! by tekshogun · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new. For years people have been making space movies and shows where you can hear sounds in space. And while it is all largely done for dramatic (and melo-dramatic effect) it ends up sucking in comparison to Firefly, which I won't say is scientifically factual in entirety but they at least tried (especially by not having any sound in the outside-space perspective scenes. But obviously, Star Trek has tunneled more holes in physics than than most of the sci-fi and non-sci-fi movies out there. For years I have gotten on the inaccuracies of physics in all movies. Space movies seem to be the biggest perpetrators but we can't forget the action flicks. But when you boil it all down, is it actually physics/science that is the only victim here? NO! It's an assault on common sense. Now I am a fan of Die Hard, but any idiot that takes these movies seriously is exactly that, an idiot. John McClain may as well be able to take out the entire Army Rangers division and then some.

  218. It's a much bigger problem by mscritsm · · Score: 1

    It's not just movies with bad physics, it's a lack of interaction with the real world in general. People don't work with their hands like they used to and get an innate sense of how the world works. Kids don't go outside and throw the ball around nearly as much as they did. A movie set on Earth where every time someone takes a step they bounce five feet up in the air would be laughed out of the theater even if it was Shakespeare. That's because we all walk or see walking everyday. As an embedded software engineer I can tell you despite all the specs, designs, and coding practices, you can't really predict how a device works until you spend hours in the lab debugging the code. And doing this for one bug makes it a lot easier to debug an entirely different bug. You just get a feel for it. There's a reason fledgling surgeons spend as much time in the operating room under supervision as they ever did in the classroom. Even a lot of theoretical physicists will tell their students to spend some time in the lab.

  219. Looks like a sloppy study by empty+cities · · Score: 1

    The study (or the part that was online) didn't mention how they controlled for the standardized test scores. Kids are bombing standardized tests like crazy. It could be that the tests are getting harder, or students are taking more of them, or we are testing kids who were never tested before (like special ed students). Any of these could cause the scores to go down w/ out meaning that more students know less about science. It could also be that science teachers are trained as well as they once were. Also, are movies any less realistic than they used to be? Old Buck Rogers? The Day the Earth Stood Still? Looks like a bunch of old fogies whining about those darned kids and their darned rock and roll music.

  220. Re:NO NO NO! Education should not need to be fun!! by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

    Fast Fourier Transforms
    Now that sounds downright awesome!
  221. Re:Not yet? Really? by telbij · · Score: 1

    The other important factor would be the curvature of the ramp and the suspension setup on the bus. As any snowboarder or freerider will tell you, this makes a huge difference on the initial launch angle.

  222. Re:Star Trek by sandarB · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with un-realistic science in Star Trek, as it is set in a FICTIONAL world! It is a little harder with movies set in LA and jumping buses. I do think the general public gets a misunderstanding of physics.

    What is even more disturbing than physics, is the absurd use of computer technology in movies! A lot of people actually believe that stuff!

    I also want to comment that people, especially children learn a lot about the world from watching television. Currently, they are learning a lot of BS, and gaining misunderstandings about how physical sciences work. (That isn't even going into misunderstandings about human relationships.)

    On a tangential note, while thinking of children, Sesame Street is an example of education and entertainment. Are children confused by the mixture of learning and make believe? Maybe a little. There was a segment of Sesame Street where two puppets were trying to spell DOG, and sound it out. When they finished, a barking D-O-G (not a dog, but the letters D, O and G) came across the screen. Most children know, or figure out quickly, that letters don't do this.

  223. In for a shock by Trogre · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing this guy's head would explode if he watched just one episode of Blues Clues.

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