User: sits69

Comprehensive?

On: A Brief History of Slashdot Part 1, Chips & Dips

This great opus can't be considered all-inclusive unless you mention the 'incident with the bird'.

They come out at night. Mostly.

On: Germs Taken Into Space May Come Back Deadlier

Game over, man, GAME OVER!!

AT&T Stops 'Time'

On: AT&T Stops 'Time', Ends An Era

* Envisages Neo walking up to the 'Time Machine', holding up his open hand and quietly whispering, "No." *

*Meanwhile*

On: Firefox and IE Still Not Getting Along

....in the Opera community.


A: "Did you hear something?"
B: "I think those two are at it again."


Mod it as flamebait all you want, I don't care. We haven't had our obligatory Opera-pwns comment yet so it had to be said.

Re:Whale researching is fun.

On: Microsoft Security Makes "Worst Jobs" List

Sharks with lasers is one thing, sharks with "frickin' lasers" is another!

Whale feces or working at Microsoft?

On: Microsoft Security Makes "Worst Jobs" List

'Salt air and whale flatulence; what could go wrong?' *Thinks about it* Ohhhhh, he's talking about the whale-research job!

What's next?

On: Congress to Revisit Virtual Goods Taxation

"And in other news today, a new tax levy of 10% has left table-top gamers hoping to 'roll 18s' instead."

"Pimp" your XP?

On: Pimp Your XP

*Slaps keyboard*

What part of "Turn Off Computer" didn't you understand, bitch?

Somewhere out there.....

On: C.I.A. to Let "Skeletons" Out of its Closet

....a Smoking Man is sitting, thinking, "Yeah, wait till you learn the REALLY juicy stuff!"

Wall-hacking

On: Users Rage Against China's 'Great Firewall'

IDCLIP.

*Ba dum chhhhhh!!*

Thank you! I perform Wednesdays and Sundays. Say hi to Larry at the bar for me......

Gran Paradiso 3

On: A First Look At Firefox 3 Alpha 5

This alpha version (code-named Gran Paradiso) for the first time adds the anticipated Places feature for bookmarks.

Furthermore, Mozilla has been working hard to ensure Gran Paradiso 3 runs at 1080p. Whilst the core browser will be free, plug-ins can be purchased for a small fee through micro-transactions. The emphasis in this latest iteration will be on the physics engine.

Re:Opera ftw

On: Gaping Holes In Fully Patched IE7, Firefox 2

Because if the cookie is made of plastic, then it might be difficult to chew.

"And in other news today, Opera has admitted that its latest batch of cookies are not perfectly organic. Supporters of Firefox and IE -- manufacturers of Coca-Cola and LEGO, respectively -- have claimed this to be a decisive victory in the battle for healthy nutrition."

"Lynx, on the other hand, continues to insist on a breatharian lifestyle."

Wii Browser

On: Gaping Holes In Fully Patched IE7, Firefox 2

Where's the multi-million dollar independent security analysis of the Wii Browser?

*Thinks about it*

Runs on Opera so it's probably fine. ;)