"The National School Boards Association reported that 96 per cent of school districts claim that at least some of their teachers assign homework requiring internet use. But there is still no formal education on how to stay safe, secure and ethical online, despite the fact that the internet, like the real world, has threats and dangers which students may come across in the normal course of a day."
I'm still waiting on the public schools to teach ethical behavior OFFLINE.
or...
Why do my tax dollars have to buy them a computer to teach them how to act online? That's what modding troll and flamebait are for.
Check your particular DVD Rom, chances are fairly good that it's rated as a class I laser (non hazardous, but try not to stare directly at it...because like everything else it's probably made in china I wouldn't be surprised if to save a penny they underclassy the mW output to skip a safety inspection over in the usa heh)
However, if it's a class II....
The reason I am offering these links is because I doubt many people know that a class II laser beam will cause eye damage within as little as.026 seconds?
1-2 seconds could be more than enough to cause snow blindness style affects, headaches, and temporary eye tissue scarring?
I got caught not wearing my ansi rated safety goggles at corning from a light gun and I couldn't see for about 3 days (snow blindness from intense UV exposure for 2 seconds). So let's practice some good sense people.
00011011...
1+2+0+8+16
27....crap.
You're right.
Sorry, I approximated my age for that post, and instead automatically binaried my real age which is 27. I'll lie better on my age next time.
Okay, so let me get this straight? I'm more likely to die from driving a car and more likely to die rather quickly than from having sex with cute people? Okay that's IT, it's time for me to put a personal in the paper...
CWM, 00011011 Years old, Enjoys/., Reading and hiking. Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink unless you're buying. Can kick your ass at WoW. No more kids, PLEASE NO MORE KIDS. Seeking SWF, who doesn't want to travel in an automobile, doesn't plan on having sex ever. Email me sometime.
Some terms more in depth explained: CWM - Chunky White Male CWM SWF - Slender white female (preferably single) 00011011 - 30 reading - electronic Newspapers including Haaretz, NZherald, and MSNBC / Struggles with dexterity involved with print based newspapers hiking - to the mailbox to pay that one bill that just won't update to the 21st century.
Registration Service Provided By: Surftown Domains Contact: dns@surf-town.net Visit: http://www.support.surftown.com/ Of course if you're too lazy, I've already pulled one up. The three key points: 1) Domain name registered in april 07, for a term of ONE YEAR, how many hardware companies do you know who put up a domain for 1 year? Obviously only the companies that don't expect to be in business for a second year. 2) The contacts are at hotmail. Okay, that's not good. Usually a hardware company would register itself with a DBA company name instead of a "Valdi Ivancic valdi_ivancic@hotmail.com", leaving human name contacts for administrative and technical contacts. 3) The site hoster.... Surf-net charges.99# / year....with low setup fee, smells fishy....someone's going the cheap route about their corporate site. 4) company can't afford a fax? Interesting. at least the scammer hasn't used anonymity services during registration.
I'm not so sure if there's truly a class divide between myspace and facebook users. Myspace currently has many more addons/features/pimpmy*.com sites to make for some horribly UGLY profiles, whereas facebook is still adding support for stuff to clutter it up.
However, I do believe there is a definitive divide between the Myspace crowd and the slashdot crowd. We have options to html or plaintext and tend to know the difference. in short, myspace looks like:
Facebook looks like
and slashdot looks like: my.modded.pc.naked.jpg (a text link describing the computer with the case off)
And here I thought all those absences in college kids was caused by hangovers and lazyness. Now I know the truth. they're all espionigists! They're not epistimists (seeking wisdom, they're out to destroy the known society....all in exchange for some aspirin for that hangover)
I think he'll be happier there. Dunno if you'll meet the "invisible man" there, but there's plenty of bombs and arrows coming to smite thee, no excess food, so no fat people, no corporations other than Smith and Arrow and Wesson and Bow, and the cancerous products probably don't exist there. (I've yet to go and verify), however IMHO your computer monitor emits some level of radiation (around 860 milliH / year) so maybe you should close your laptop pack your bags and suit up for a place that will make you genuinely happy.
Meanwhile, I'll go wait for paris to come out of detox...urr prison.
That sounds jolly good, except our country is more than 3000 miles wide. Wait, I forgot you're european, lemme break out the abacus and count the beads to derive a kM value.... (please hold, the beads are stuck together by a misglue factory defect in china)...
Okay, it's a approximately 3.482 red beads wide. That means a bus system might not work quite as well as in your country which is.01 green-topaz beads wide.
We have public transit in the megalopoli, however many parts of our country have populations of less than 100 people per yellow bead. ARGH i hate my made-in-china-plastic-wood-veneered abacus.
I remember an experiment in a kiddo science project book that involved adding vinegar to milk and producing a hydrocarbon-chain resin (plastic)....so we just take milk and add some vinegar...or better yet let's genetically modify cows so their stomachs produce acetic acid (vinegar) instead of whatever acid they normally have....that whay when you go squeezing the udders you make straws of plastic. Brilliant. I've solved the petroscience problem of plastics from sugar! The grass eat cow, carbon in grass (glucose) + vinegar producing stomach = plastic!
Ooh better yet, how about grass that eats cows and produces plastic!
I could see many people in such circumstances having fun with this judge-request. Because they are simply ordered to log ram (yes that's an exorbitant amount of data and could seriously nerf any productive cycles on a server) I recommend adding (for a dos-style system , modify to suit your os)
1 'Modify loop to run me once every 1 seconds, or just run me indefinately for maximum fun 2 'construct a batch file to erase the multiterabyte random file & call it once every minute 3 ' actually shove it in the autoexec so the first time the computer is repo'd and turned on 10: junkvar = Int(rnd(1)*255) & "." & Int(rnd(1)*255) & "." & Int(rnd(1)*255) & "." & Int(rnd(1)*255) 20: open temptxt.log for append as #1 30: Print #1 40: close #1 50: goto 10 (Validated as working code even!) And just letting all those ips (mind you a simple program like this would produce a truckload of bogus (and therefore invalidating information as the ram would no longer store tangible GOOD data)
Of course, that would probably be illegal, So nevermind, Don't do it (You've been warned!) because we all know the mpaa is going after an innocent. ^_^
I'm sure Verizon has conducted some sort of market analysis on their FiOS vs. copper networks and is jilting their movements to push one of their bigger products, which is FTTH (fiber to the household). It's good for the fiber optics makers, not very good to the metalmakers, and all in all, if I pick up my phone and a dial tone happens I really don't care which is employed. Curiously enough however, the copper networking has a rating of around 40 to 60 years, whereas fiber optic cable is generally rated for 3-10 year lifetime. (Think non-newtonian liquid physics on hollow shells of glass that are generally less than 3 nM and stretch potentially thousands of miles)...I'm sure they can slight both their products down the road.
Until the phone don't work and I can't read my slashdot however, verizon isn't worth the brainpower to decide if it's good bad or just useless news
Okay, so Microsoft holds an alleged monopoly. (I'll argue that point until there is no other operating system that can type an email, print a document, and produce a comma delimited text-file database) Why require any maker of any product to dumb down their product to allow others to profiteer off of it? If I made a bicycle and found out another company was selling cards to shove in the wheels, and later decided I would make a bicycle with hubcaps, a special torx security screw over a flap for a card, and leave the competition with a stockpile of cards -- so be it.
I don't think any company should have to be forced into submission to allow other companies brain-dead as-efficient access to proprietary functions of a product....that's what the hackers, ahem qualified computer science graduates are for....there should be SOMEONE working for google smart enough to work around whatever vista has got in place, even if it's a simple executible that organizes the filesystem into one big old AVL tree. Surely microsoft doesn't have CHOWN and CHMOD style commands yet and doesn't lock the filesystem down to nonproprietary applications... or does it?
Slashdot Mirror
all objects exist with mass
...
photons have no mass
therefore photons do not exist.
light travels at 186,000 miles/hour
photons travel faster than light
photons are nothing
nothing travels faster than light
no wonder I failed logic. It doesn't even make sense to me.
qed
"The National School Boards Association reported that 96 per cent of school districts claim that at least some of their teachers assign homework requiring internet use. But there is still no formal education on how to stay safe, secure and ethical online, despite the fact that the internet, like the real world, has threats and dangers which students may come across in the normal course of a day."
I'm still waiting on the public schools to teach ethical behavior OFFLINE.
or...
Why do my tax dollars have to buy them a computer to teach them how to act online? That's what modding troll and flamebait are for.
Laser Standard Operating Procedures
Laser Safety
Check your particular DVD Rom, chances are fairly good that it's rated as a class I laser (non hazardous, but try not to stare directly at it...because like everything else it's probably made in china I wouldn't be surprised if to save a penny they underclassy the mW output to skip a safety inspection over in the usa heh)
However, if it's a class II....
The reason I am offering these links is because I doubt many people know that a class II laser beam will cause eye damage within as little as .026 seconds?
1-2 seconds could be more than enough to cause snow blindness style affects, headaches, and temporary eye tissue scarring?
I got caught not wearing my ansi rated safety goggles at corning from a light gun and I couldn't see for about 3 days (snow blindness from intense UV exposure for 2 seconds). So let's practice some good sense people.
00011011 ...
1+2+0+8+16
27....crap.
You're right.
Sorry, I approximated my age for that post, and instead automatically binaried my real age which is 27. I'll lie better on my age next time.
Okay, so let me get this straight? I'm more likely to die from driving a car and more likely to die rather quickly than from having sex with cute people? Okay that's IT, it's time for me to put a personal in the paper ...
/., Reading and hiking. Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink unless you're buying. Can kick your ass at WoW. No more kids, PLEASE NO MORE KIDS. Seeking SWF, who doesn't want to travel in an automobile, doesn't plan on having sex ever. Email me sometime.
CWM, 00011011 Years old, Enjoys
Some terms more in depth explained:
CWM - Chunky White Male CWM
SWF - Slender white female (preferably single)
00011011 - 30
reading - electronic Newspapers including Haaretz, NZherald, and MSNBC / Struggles with dexterity involved with print based newspapers
hiking - to the mailbox to pay that one bill that just won't update to the 21st century.
Registration Service Provided By: Surftown Domains .99# / year....with low setup fee, smells fishy....someone's going the cheap route about their corporate site.
Contact: dns@surf-town.net
Visit: http://www.support.surftown.com/
Of course if you're too lazy, I've already pulled one up.
The three key points:
1) Domain name registered in april 07, for a term of ONE YEAR, how many hardware companies do you know who put up a domain for 1 year? Obviously only the companies that don't expect to be in business for a second year.
2) The contacts are at hotmail. Okay, that's not good. Usually a hardware company would register itself with a DBA company name instead of a "Valdi Ivancic valdi_ivancic@hotmail.com", leaving
human name contacts for administrative and technical contacts.
3) The site hoster.... Surf-net charges
4) company can't afford a fax? Interesting.
at least the scammer hasn't used anonymity services during registration.
My two trollish cents.
Domain name: medisoncelebrity.com
Registrant Contact:
Valdi Ivancic (valdi_ivancic@hotmail.com)
+46.707572858
Fax:
Lundenvagen 24
Huskvarna, 561 34
SE
Administrative Contact:
Valdi Ivancic (valdi_ivancic@hotmail.com)
+46.707572858
Fax:
Lundenvagen 24
Huskvarna, 561 34
SE
Technical Contact:
Surftown A/S
DNS Administrator (dns@surf-town.net)
+45.70200776
Fax: +45.70200776
Lautrupsgade 9, 1
KÿFFFFF8benhavn ÿFFFFD8, 2100
DK
Status: Active
Name Servers:
ns1.surf-town.net
ns2.surf-town.net
ns3.surf-town.net
Creation date: 11 Apr 2007 19:04:10
Expiration date: 11 Apr 2008 19:04:10
I'm not so sure if there's truly a class divide between myspace and facebook users. Myspace currently has many more addons/features/pimpmy*.com sites to make for some horribly UGLY profiles, whereas facebook is still adding support for stuff to clutter it up.
However, I do believe there is a definitive divide between the Myspace crowd and the slashdot crowd. We have options to html or plaintext and tend to know the difference.
in short, myspace looks like:
Facebook looks like
and slashdot looks like:
my.modded.pc.naked.jpg (a text link describing the computer with the case off)
mod me +5 isux
And here I thought all those absences in college kids was caused by hangovers and lazyness. Now I know the truth. they're all espionigists! They're not epistimists (seeking wisdom, they're out to destroy the known society....all in exchange for some aspirin for that hangover)
Mod me -50 troll.
I think he'll be happier there. Dunno if you'll meet the "invisible man" there, but there's plenty of bombs and arrows coming to smite thee, no excess food, so no fat people, no corporations other than Smith and Arrow and Wesson and Bow, and the cancerous products probably don't exist there. (I've yet to go and verify), however IMHO your computer monitor emits some level of radiation (around 860 milliH / year) so maybe you should close your laptop pack your bags and suit up for a place that will make you genuinely happy. Meanwhile, I'll go wait for paris to come out of detox...urr prison.
That sounds jolly good, except our country is more than 3000 miles wide. Wait, I forgot you're european, lemme break out the abacus and count the beads to derive a kM value.... (please hold, the beads are stuck together by a misglue factory defect in china)...
.01 green-topaz beads wide.
Okay, it's a approximately 3.482 red beads wide. That means a bus system might not work quite as well as in your country which is
We have public transit in the megalopoli, however many parts of our country have populations of less than 100 people per yellow bead. ARGH i hate my made-in-china-plastic-wood-veneered abacus.
I give up.
I remember an experiment in a kiddo science project book that involved adding vinegar to milk and producing a hydrocarbon-chain resin (plastic) ....so we just take milk and add some vinegar...or better yet let's genetically modify cows so their stomachs produce acetic acid (vinegar) instead of whatever acid they normally have....that whay when you go squeezing the udders you make straws of plastic. Brilliant. I've solved the petroscience problem of plastics from sugar! The grass eat cow, carbon in grass (glucose) + vinegar producing stomach = plastic!
Ooh better yet, how about grass that eats cows and produces plastic!
I could see many people in such circumstances having fun with this judge-request.
Because they are simply ordered to log ram (yes that's an exorbitant amount of data and could seriously nerf any productive cycles on a server) I recommend adding (for a dos-style system , modify to suit your os)
1 'Modify loop to run me once every 1 seconds, or just run me indefinately for maximum fun
2 'construct a batch file to erase the multiterabyte random file & call it once every minute
3 ' actually shove it in the autoexec so the first time the computer is repo'd and turned on
10: junkvar = Int(rnd(1)*255) & "." & Int(rnd(1)*255) & "." & Int(rnd(1)*255) & "." & Int(rnd(1)*255)
20: open temptxt.log for append as #1
30: Print #1
40: close #1
50: goto 10
(Validated as working code even!)
And just letting all those ips (mind you a simple program like this would produce a truckload of bogus (and therefore invalidating information as the ram would no longer store tangible GOOD data)
Of course, that would probably be illegal, So nevermind, Don't do it (You've been warned!) because we all know the mpaa is going after an innocent. ^_^
I'm sure Verizon has conducted some sort of market analysis on their FiOS vs. copper networks and is jilting their movements to push one of their bigger products, which is FTTH (fiber to the household). It's good for the fiber optics makers, not very good to the metalmakers, and all in all, if I pick up my phone and a dial tone happens I really don't care which is employed. Curiously enough however, the copper networking has a rating of around 40 to 60 years, whereas fiber optic cable is generally rated for 3-10 year lifetime. (Think non-newtonian liquid physics on hollow shells of glass that are generally less than 3 nM and stretch potentially thousands of miles) ...I'm sure they can slight both their products down the road.
Until the phone don't work and I can't read my slashdot however, verizon isn't worth the brainpower to decide if it's good bad or just useless news
Okay, so Microsoft holds an alleged monopoly. (I'll argue that point until there is no other operating system that can type an email, print a document, and produce a comma delimited text-file database) Why require any maker of any product to dumb down their product to allow others to profiteer off of it? If I made a bicycle and found out another company was selling cards to shove in the wheels, and later decided I would make a bicycle with hubcaps, a special torx security screw over a flap for a card, and leave the competition with a stockpile of cards -- so be it.
...that's what the hackers, ahem qualified computer science graduates are for....there should be SOMEONE working for google smart enough to work around whatever vista has got in place, even if it's a simple executible that organizes the filesystem into one big old AVL tree. Surely microsoft doesn't have CHOWN and CHMOD style commands yet and doesn't lock the filesystem down to nonproprietary applications... or does it?
I don't think any company should have to be forced into submission to allow other companies brain-dead as-efficient access to proprietary functions of a product.