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  1. dog on Supercomputer On-a-Chip Prototype Unveiled · · Score: 0

    what do you call a dog with no ears..... "it dont matter cuz he aint hear you no how"

    --as told by my co-worker

  2. blue screen? on Microsoft to Sell PCs, Starting in India · · Score: 0

    can i get a blue screen of death with the microsoft logo on it please?

  3. DUHH!! on More Than Half of Known Vista Bugs are Unpatched · · Score: 0

    ....and Microsoft wonders why people are resistant to switching to vista.

  4. Re:I read that as... on Lara Croft's Episodic Adventures · · Score: 0

    And I was expecting conversations about Laura Croft's breasts.

  5. Re:what about the good of the internet on Lawrence Lessig to Leave Copyright Sphere · · Score: 0

    Are you saying that people that do not have the internet are the ones that think its a good idea to regulate it? And its thoes of us that 'use' the internet that are aginst NN?

    I wonder what high-speed providers would do with myspace?

  6. what about the good of the internet on Lawrence Lessig to Leave Copyright Sphere · · Score: 0

    These politicians are going to kill the internet as we know it.

  7. Re:Not a great new app! on Corporate IT Hanging Up on Apple's iPhone · · Score: 0

    "Yup, Apple has redefined how you make a product. It's not about the features it has, but rather those it doesn't have."

    You mean like a right mouse button or a scroll wheel?

  8. Re:610 physicists on "Cascade B" Particle Discovered At Fermilab · · Score: 0

    "Cascade B Particle discovered at Fermilab. In related news, cascade resonance detected at Black Mesa, Gordon Freeman to assess the situation"

    http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink =2874683

    He will most likely venture into the test chamber and push the sample into the beam, if all goes well he will be out of there and cleaned up for lunch with the G man directly after the test..... or will he?

  9. yahoo! on Yahoo Co-Founder Yang Now In Charge · · Score: 0

    I bet Jerry Yang shouted "YAHOO" when he got his new CEO business cards.

  10. Re:sex in space!! on Female Astronaut Sets Space Record · · Score: 0

    thanks for the link

  11. sex in space!! on Female Astronaut Sets Space Record · · Score: 0

    I bet sex in zero gravity is awesome!

  12. Re:What's the significance? on "Cascade B" Particle Discovered At Fermilab · · Score: 0

    "I read the article, and got the gist of what they have found, but what does it mean? Why is is important? Is there any practical upshot of the discovery?"

    They are finding out what the world is made of. They take a charge of sub-atomic particles (protons) and "smash" them together to break them and find out what they are made of (quarks).

    I used to work at Fermilab and my boss described it to me like this... She said it's kind of like a head on collision between two VW beetles and having all the parts from two VW busses after the event. They have actually found that after a collision they can measure more mass than they started with.

    I don't know about you but I think finding out what EVERYTHING is made up of is pretty important.

  13. Re:Uh Oh... on Michael Moore's New Film Leaked To BitTorrent · · Score: 0

    It's refreshing to read comments like these. It helps me to believe that not everyone in this country is fucking stupid.

  14. Re:Spoken like a politician. on Is Scientific Consensus a Threat to Democracy? · · Score: 0

    great post... good for a laugh or two

  15. Re:any reason to be pissed off on PC Call Centers Garner Lowest Satisfaction Score · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the correction dick. You probably have nothing to say so stick to trolling for grammar errors.

  16. Re:Speargun Control on Weapon Found in Whale Dated From the 1800s · · Score: 0

    You better talk to Hillary Clinton about that because as long as Bush is in office he will probably remove the assult speargun ban.

  17. hey you! on Identity Thief Apprehended By Victim · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey! YOU OVER THERE! The one with my identity!!! STOP!

  18. 45 minutes? on Identity Thief Apprehended By Victim · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would take me 45 minutes to run up ONE of thoes big SF hills.

  19. Cyber Arms Race on China Taking on U.S. in Cyber Arms Race · · Score: 0

    "Cyber Arms Race"
    I read cyber arms race and thought of USA vs CHINA with two whole teams of campers with AWPs.

  20. any reason to be pissed off on PC Call Centers Garner Lowest Satisfaction Score · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Americans these days jump at any opertunity to be un-happy with just about anything, and asking if their unhappy only permits them to be more un-happy and express it loudly.

  21. 12 step program on Doctor Urges AMA To Classify Gaming Addiction · · Score: 1

    These are the original Twelve Steps as defined by Gammers Anonymous:

    1. We admitted we were powerless over counter-strike and world of warcraft-that our lives had become unmanageable.
    2. Came to believe that a Server Admin/GM greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
    3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Books as we (try to)understood them.
    4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of gold and ammo. 5. Admitted to the team, to ourselves, and to another human being (via global chat) the exact nature of our hackery.
    6. Were entirely ready to have a Steam Admin remove all these blacklisted steam accounts.
    7. Humbly get help to remove the wallhack files as they keep getting cought by cheating death.
    8. Made a list of all toons we had scammed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
    9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would cause them to TK/PK you or others.
    10. Continued to grind and "earn" gold insted of buying it on ebay.
    11. Sought through google searches and forums to improve our conscious contact with players so as we can understand, praying only for knowledge so we dont look like such a n00b.
    12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of countless sleepless nights with important things to do in the morning, we tried to carry this message to gameaholics, and to practice these principles in any games we might play.

  22. farmers? on US Falls to 24th Place For Broadband Penetration · · Score: 2, Funny

    "South Korea led the pack, with 90% of households having highspeed connections."

    More bandwidth to farm gold with?