Slashdot Mirror


Identity Thief Apprehended By Victim

ewhac writes "Karen Lodrick was entering her sixth month of hell dealing with the repercussions of having her identity stolen and used to loot her accounts. But while she was waiting for a beverage, there standing in line was the woman who appeared on Wells Fargo security video emptying her accounts. What followed was a 45 minute chase through San Francisco streets that ended with the thief being taken into custody by police."

636 comments

  1. Lucky it was the police by computational+super · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Lucky for the identity thief they ended up in the police station and not the morgue. If you were on the jury and the victim had beaten the thief to death... would you convict? I'm not sure I would.

    --
    Proud neuron in the Slashdot hivemind since 2002.
    1. Re:Lucky it was the police by mulvane · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would plead innocent that I DID NOT kill myself and that I am alive as proof.

    2. Re:Lucky it was the police by thegnu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you were on the jury and the victim had beaten the thief to death... would you convict? I'm not sure I would.
      No shit. It reminds me of this case where a little girl (like 12 or 14) got raped in a remote area where most people have rifles, and her grandmother went and shot the guy. I'm not sure she even got arrested. I definitely think that grannies are the only people who get to be vigilantes.

      Plus, if someone fucks up your life. Although, this was not really vigilanteism, since she didn't kill anybody. But god, that must feel good in this society of ever-abstracting forms of validation. Very straightforward: Fuck with Og, Og crush.

      --
      Please stop stalking me, bro.
    3. Re:Lucky it was the police by gazbo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Speaking as someone whose moral code is at least slightly more advanced than Ghegis Khan's, I can safely say that yes I certainly would convict someone who murdered a thief who posed no threat.

      Jesus Christ, get some fucking perspective.

    4. Re:Lucky it was the police by pete6677 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Easy to say when you've never been a victim of identity theft. Here's a hint: its a lot worse than having a car or a stereo stolen.

    5. Re:Lucky it was the police by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But identity theft is a non-violent crime! [/predictable clueless liberal response]

    6. Re:Lucky it was the police by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "If you were on the jury and the victim had beaten the thief to death... would you convict? I'm not sure I would."

      Over theft?

      --

      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    7. Re:Lucky it was the police by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      Welll, now I guess that depends on how you quantify threat. To me, someone that pretends to me and raids my lively hood numerous times certainly poses a threat to my well being. Oh, you meant bodily harm? The woman is obviously human waste and frankly, the world would not have missed her and would be a better place without her. Bearing in mind what the lady did to her, I would convict her at most on misdemeanor assault.

      By the way, the judge in this case is an asshole. The lady was already on probation she should be in jail for years now for what she did. Instead, they are gong to go find a pot smoker to stick in jail for several years to fill that spot.

    8. Re:Lucky it was the police by morari · · Score: 1

      Seems like that if death was the normal punishment for more crimes, then crime rates would plummet. Of course, all of those silly consensual and victimless crimes would have to be done away with...

      --
      "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
    9. Re:Lucky it was the police by wild_berry · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's inexcusable to say that murder is ever an appropriate recourse after crime. But then, I don't support capital punishment. For the simple reason that, as terrible as Identity Theft is, it's not as final as murder.

    10. Re:Lucky it was the police by Joe+U · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If only we had some kind of system... something to do with a series of rules, we could call them, um, "laws". And some kind of "legal" system. Then we could set up punishments for violations of these "laws".

      Great dream. I call it a civilized society.

    11. Re:Lucky it was the police by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I consider myself to be pretty darned liberal, but I have no problem with repeat offenders, even of nonviolent crimes if there's a victim involved, (such as the one in TFA) being flogged, caned, stoned, imprisoned, etc. I believe you should get a chance to show that you learned from your bad choice, but I don't have a lot of compassion for those who repeatedly shows that they failed to learn anything.

      I salute the heroine of the story for her persistence.

    12. Re:Lucky it was the police by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      it may seem that way to you but there is ample evidence that you're assumption is completely wrong. take a look at crime rates in nations where they kill people willy-nilly. you have plenty to chose from - china, islamic states, etc.

      --
      It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
    13. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But greed is good! [/predictably wrong conservative response]

    14. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Too bad this legal system, and these laws don't actually work worth a damn.

    15. Re:Lucky it was the police by morari · · Score: 1

      Which is why we need giant robot scorpions to enforce a very basic set of laws and keep a socialist system going. A so-called Golden Age would be nice, you'd just have to get rid of the "unwanteds" first. Though really, as far as personal punishment goes, I'd rather break kneecaps and then slowly torture them in my basement for a few months. Outright death isn't good enough. But, as far as the system goes, death is a lot of easier to deal out. It would certainly be an improvement over measly pre-parole jail times with warm meals, socialization, cable television and class rooms. Howa bout, on that note, we just start using dungeons again? Maybe we wouldn't need to execute everyone then. Just shove them in a small, cold, damp, dingy room where they won't have access to other people, sunlight or fresh air and are fed water and moldy bread.

      --
      "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
    16. Re:Lucky it was the police by revlayle · · Score: 1

      Well, the GP *DID* say it was a dream.... welcome to reality, it sucks.

    17. Re:Lucky it was the police by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I would convict.

      There is a way to behave in a civilized society, even against those the behave uncivilized.

      Tracking down someone and beating them to death when they are not an immediate physical threat to anyone is wrong.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    18. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blaming the victim is a psychological faux pas, grow up.
      Just one of 1000 google links on the subject

    19. Re:Lucky it was the police by waif69 · · Score: 1

      You have a great dream there, however the judges tend to let the bad guys(BGs) go with very little punishment if any. Just look at the sentencing at DUI rulings or enforcement of existing border control laws. The system in the US is the best system in the world, or so I have heard, however it is clear to anyone with some common-sense that this system is also broken. That is why people tend to not oppose vigilantism in some cases.

    20. Re:Lucky it was the police by nomadic · · Score: 1

      If you were on the jury and the victim had beaten the thief to death... would you convict? I'm not sure I would.

      I probably would. Life is more important than property, even if the property is yours and the thief is a horrible person.

    21. Re:Lucky it was the police by iendedi · · Score: 1

      Speaking as someone whose moral code is at least slightly more advanced than Ghegis Khan's, I can safely say that yes I certainly would convict someone who murdered a thief who posed no threat. Your mistake is in using the phrase, "thief who posed no threat". That would appear to be an oxymoron, to me.
      --

      It is your personal duty to fight for what is right on a daily basis. Ignoring injustice is identical to approving
    22. Re:Lucky it was the police by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      As long as you're dreaming, why not remove the entropy from the human soul, so that people don't do the obviously wrong thing, and seek resolution in the greyer areas.

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    23. Re:Lucky it was the police by z80kid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If only we had some kind of system... something to do with a series of rules, we could call them, um, "laws". And some kind of "legal" system.

      Funny, TFA alluded to the idea of a "legal system" to punish the girl with something called "probation", which apparently involves being scolded and then set free. According to TFA, it was at least the second time this "legal system" had to impose this severe penalty.

    24. Re:Lucky it was the police by giorgiofr · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's inexcusable Oh really? According to *you*, and certainly many other people. But don't go around parading like what you said is some kind of absolute truth, unless you're willing to back it up with adequate proof.
      --
      Global warming is a cube.
    25. Re:Lucky it was the police by nomadic · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oh really? According to *you*, and certainly many other people. But don't go around parading like what you said is some kind of absolute truth, unless you're willing to back it up with adequate proof.

      So you're a moral relativist?

    26. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a very bad star trek episode, where you must kill your own evil twin.

    27. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ, get some fucking perspective.
      but we are following the perspective our Government put's forth. A human life is worth less than Computer hacking, stealing software, copying a mp3 or upsetting a political figures image.

      Yes a Murderer get's a lighter sentence than all the above crimes. Hacking at times will get you in jail for years without a trial.

      Get some fucking perspective? We are just thinking the way the US government tells us to think.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    28. Re:Lucky it was the police by sohare · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [i]So you're a moral relativist?[/i] How could any responsible and culturally literate individual not be somewhat of a relativist? Given that there is never any absolutes and no action has any inherent meaning, it's time we stepped out of the dark ages.

      I'm not saying we should go around killing people for petty crimes, or even murder, but there are a lot of sociopaths and absolute shitbags that only leech off society. You can, maybe, rehabilitate the shitbags, but the sociopaths I'm not so sure about.

    29. Re:Lucky it was the police by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      ... my lively hood ...

      Really, you own a gang that are hyper? I think the word you were looking for is livelihood. :-)

      --
      America, Home of the Brave. ... .and the Squaw.
    30. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. In America, murderers only get the death penalty, whereas computer hackers are often imprisoned for as long as five years.

    31. Re:Lucky it was the police by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      It's inexcusable to say that murder is ever an appropriate recourse after crime.


      It's real easy to say that if you're not a victim.

      If someone breaks into my home and even THINKS of harming my family, I would not think twice about letting them out of paying taxes for the rest of their short life.
      Likewise, I would not let them walk out with my any of my property if I were available.

      Can't really say if I'm for capital punishment or against it but in some cases, it's called for;
      http://www.knoxnews.com/kns/local_news/article/0,1 406,KNS_347_5277265,00.html
      http://www.vdare.com/francis/gang_rape.htm

      There was a story I remember that happened about 20 years ago in Baton Rouge, Louisiana when a martial arts instructor kidnapped one of his students. The instructor was found and extradited to Louisiana. The parent was on the phone near the walkway in the airport when he shot the instructor point blank in the head. That's justice at minimal cost to the public.
      --
      if you steal from one source, that is plagiarism, if you steal from many, well, that's just research.
    32. Re:Lucky it was the police by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      As long as you're dreaming, why not remove the entropy from the human soul, so that people don't do the obviously wrong thing, and seek resolution in the greyer areas. In other words, you think God should have a Patch Tuesday, too.
      --
      Kwisatz Haderach
      Sell the spice to CHOAM
      This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
    33. Re:Lucky it was the police by srobert · · Score: 1

      "If you were on the jury and the victim had beaten the thief to death... would you convict? I'm not sure I would."

      A lot of people here have responded harshly to you for this stance.
      I'd bet that socio-economic status of the people who are so judging you is such that they are unlikely to be the victims of theft, and that if they were, the loss would be more a temporary inconvenience than a genuine permanent property loss.
      Ask the same question in a part of the world where there are many poor uninsured people and they would agree with you that beating the thief to death was too lenient a punishment.

    34. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Speaking as someone whose moral code is at least slightly more advanced than Ghegis Khan's

      Actually, he's not nearly as bad as his brother Genghis, from what I've heard.

    35. Re:Lucky it was the police by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      I support execution as a form of state imposed punishment. I support the right to defend others and self, all the way to killing.

      There are those, who, on the karmic wheel, need to be prevented from harming others and thereby harming themselves and committing violence to their soul. The faster they are sent back to the beginning of the line, to be reincarnated to be given the chance to improve their standing in the Universe, all the better.

      That said, an Identity Thief takes a lot more from a person than personal property. It is almost akin to rape, but without the physical aspect. It has life long repercussion to the victim and their families. (If the banking and credit system would recognize this and assist victims to minimize this, the crime would be less of a problem.) I agree, identity thieves are some of the worst scum, they are usually involved in other crimes that may have even deeper problems for society. So, if a victim does what is their right and locates and holds for apprehension, and the thief does, what is not their right and assaults or commits violence to their victim, I believe the victim is justified in sending the thief back to the beginning of the karmic line, and that the justice system should exonerate the victim.

      The world was more polite when justice was swift and sure, when citizens were armed, and when touchy feely political correctness and "offenders rights" did not exist. (I'm all for rights of the Accused, but once someone has been convicted, or caught red handed and doubt is removed, justice should be carried, without prejudice. Paris Hilton would do 90 days in general population in my system.)

      --
      Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong fix.
    36. Re:Lucky it was the police by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No, it was clearly in self defense.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    37. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clue: Most of america does NOT have the death penalty. Most of america Murderes get back on the streets within 3-6 years. some even earlier.

      Cince you know nothing about the USA I figure it's a good idea to inform uneducated people like you.

    38. Re:Lucky it was the police by fishyfool · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Mod Parent insightful please, I'm all out of mod points

      --
      Enjoy Every Sandwich
    39. Re:Lucky it was the police by hey! · · Score: 1

      There's a difference -- admittedly hard to see in the heat of emotion -- between self defense, and appointing yourself judge, jury and executioner.

      Nonetheless, we require people to exercise judgment as to whether they are in immediate danger.

      The reason we have due process is that it is easy to make a mistake. How many black guys got lynched because some white girl got raped and people assumed it was some black guy who happened to be in the neighborhood?

      --
      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    40. Re:Lucky it was the police by billcopc · · Score: 1

      I'm personally quite fond of three-strike rules, especially when dealing with heinous crimes like identity theft. Not running a red light, minor possession or "disturbing the peace" with your bass-heavy rice rocket; those can be annoying, anti-social or even dangerous in this idiotic world, but they're just ignorance crimes. Identify theft, arson, rape, aggravated assault, now these are hateful crimes that severely damage other people's lives.

      1st strike: Criminal charges, fines, possible jail time. Do not pass go.
      2nd strike: Guaranteed jail time, stiffer fines, maybe a little tracking chip embedded in your urethra.
      3rd strike: We "accidentally" toss you in a wood chipper and the world breathes a sigh of relief.

      Seriously, those of you who still foolishly believe human life is precious and fragile, I have one good argument: there are 6.6 billion people alive right now (estimated). 5 babies are born every second. I think it's fair to sacrifice one failed human to make the world a tiny bit safer for the 5 babies, who will hopefully not grow up to be heinous criminals.

      People make mistakes, sometimes big mistakes, and many are worthy of our forgiveness. Those who demonstrate a complete lack or ability or desire to change their evil ways, they are a threat to everyone else and should be excluded by whatever means necessary. We don't have anywhere to put them, so we're just going to have to kill them.

      --
      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    41. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Torture, would probably be better:

      "Your name!!!????"
      "Your social security number??"
      "ARRRRGGGGhhh....."

    42. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Amen, Hallelujah, and Damned Straight. Somebody mod that comment +5 Right Fucking On.

      It's funny how often you'll hear people complain about moral relativism when they don't agree with your opinion... but then engage in it themselves on another topic. Without it, you get scenarios like 17 year old kids going to jail as a child molester for 10 years for getting a hummer from a 15 year old.

    43. Re:Lucky it was the police by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, and even though I don't know the details of the GP's example, I can easily imagine a situation where the girl wanted to run away with the instructor and the girl's family was misrepresenting the circumstances. I agree with the death penalty, but only in cases of 100% certainty. The only problem is you never really know that the police (or whoever) aren't planting evidence to frame an innocent person. There are far too many times this has actually happened...

    44. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Really, you own a gang that are hyper?

      "Hood" doesn't mean "gang", Sparky... in the vernacular, the most likely use these days would be as a shortened/slang form of "neighborhood". Less likely is an old usage as a shortened form of "hoodlum", or a criminal, which is probably what you were thinking - but note that a hood is one person, so a "hood" wouldn't be equivalent to a "gang", in any event.

      Also, "lively" isn't "hyper", by any stretch of the imagination.

      >gang that are hyper
      Well, that should be "gang that is hyper", as a gang, despite being made up of multiple individuals, is a single entity.

      But, you were correct, the poster was probably looking for "livelihood".

      However, in the future, if you're going to correct someone's English, do it completely correctly, please?

      Thank you in advance for your attention in this matter.

    45. Re:Lucky it was the police by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have never understood why the opinion of the victim is considered to be more important than that of an objective observer. The victim is emotionally attatched to the crime and clearly not in the best position to properly consider the extremely complex moral and ethical problems.

      All the victim knows that an observer with the facts to hand does not is how the crime made them feel - the emotional damage may of course be immense - but I do not see why this should have any impact on the punishment of the criminal. Afterall, the punishment of the criminal will have knock-on effects - they may have a family and children for example. I think it would be no more nor less just for the family of the criminal to go and shoot the person who shot the criminal. Both actions are understandable. As, in fact, is the original crime; whatever it is, it was committed for a reason - not necessarily a good reason, but what a good reason is is subjective. For this reason we have a system in place to ensure that everyone is treated fairly and private retribution is not necessary.

      The Baton Rouge story is interesting, though I cannot help but notice the main point in its favour appears to be "that's justice at minimal cost to the public." I remain extremely skeptical of the notion that the financial cost of justice should ever be a consideration when deciding what system to adopt.

      --
      Tomorrow, I may eat another house plant
    46. Re:Lucky it was the police by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your comment. I take the loss of life as the adequate proof that execution is excessive punishment.

    47. Re:Lucky it was the police by alexj33 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Given that there is never any absolutes
      Are you absolutely sure of this? This statement assumes that itself is true, no?

    48. Re:Lucky it was the police by l4m3z0r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For the simple reason that, as terrible as Identity Theft is, it's not as final as murder.

      s/Idenitity Theft/rape/ and then say that women being raped should submit rather than kill the attacker if possible.

      Ultimately your problem is saying that killing a person is always "murder" when its not. It is not murder to kill someone in self defense. Whether they are stealing property or inflicting violence on you, i believe that as humans we have the right to defend ourselves with whatever means we deem necessary.

      Maybe you don't like that, maybe you think that victims have to sacrifice their rights to protect those who violate them. One thing is certain the more I hear this kind of nonsense the more annoyed I get at exactly how "politically correct" we've become.

    49. Re:Lucky it was the police by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The parent was on the phone near the walkway in the airport when he shot the instructor point blank in the head. That's justice at minimal cost to the public.

      That's not justice, that's revenge, plain and simple. Justice includes following our own laws... if we can't even do that, I don't think we can claim to be very civilized.

    50. Re:Lucky it was the police by DNeoMatrix · · Score: 1

      Posed no threat? So you'd say 6 months of having no money because someone has stolen your entire life is no threat. I'm sorry but my moral code tells me the theif person forfeit his own life when he stole her's.

    51. Re:Lucky it was the police by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with the death penalty, but only in cases of 100% certainty. The only problem is you never really know that the police (or whoever) aren't planting evidence to frame an innocent person. There are far too many times this has actually happened...

      I think executing an innocent man is far worse, and its the main reason I can't support the death penalty. Nothing is worth that cost. Right now, that cost is pretty high.. there have been an alarming amount of such cases.

      Also, I doubt you can ever be 100% certain of anything. I don't think I could convict someone of anything and be 100% certain, I'd always have some doubt. I would hope any reasonable person would.

    52. Re:Lucky it was the police by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      You must have forgotten that an identity thief can commit crimes under your identity as well and guess who takes the blame for it? Hell, I'm a victim of an accidental mix up at my bank that has caused me, so far, a month of drama over something I had absolutely nothing to do with other than sharing the same first and last name as another bank customer(I really feel for the John Smith's of this world after this crap).

      A real identity thief could make things a LOT harder and I simply wouldn't have time for it in my life, it would seriously be easier to kill myself(or the thief) than to deal with all the red tape you have to go through. The lady in the article said she often had to use 1 day per week devoted to dealing with all the after effects of the theft. I don't know about you but I don't have an extra day in my life; I have a wife, kids, 4 businesses to run and a house to maintain.

      There's justifiable homicide, and then, for people like the thief in the article, there's praise-worthy homicide cause she had/has zero plans of bettering society or herself on any level other than to bring in the next batch of stolen bling.

      --
      0x09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0
    53. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Backwards. Following laws isn't justice; justice is what should make laws. Discussion about what is just should not use laws as an argument that something is just.

    54. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Just look at the sentencing at DUI rulings or enforcement of existing border control laws.

      Or, if you want to go all crazy and look at the results in *this* case, you could point out how absurd it is that the judge gave probation and time served to the woman who was already on probation when she committed the crime. The victim should have waited outside the courtroom, tasered the woman as she stepped onto the street, and spent the next five minutes kicking her face in. Now *that's* a jury I would love to end up on...

    55. Re:Lucky it was the police by corbettw · · Score: 1

      How many black guys got lynched because some white girl got raped and people assumed it was some black guy who happened to be in the neighborhood?

      How many more got lynched because someone just didn't like him, and got some white girl to say she was raped when she never was? All the more reason to have due process and innocent until proven guilty.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    56. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lurker2288 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I certainly don't want to sit on my hands while some asshole carries my stereo out the front door, but if you shoot somebody to protect property, as opposed to protecting another person, or your own life, then you've essentially just killed someone for the sake of that piece of property. Do you really think that's a reasonable course of action, regardless of what value you'd place on that particular thief's life? And where do you draw the line? Is it cool to shoot somebody for stealing your plasma TV, but not for stealing your kid's bike? Justice is about restraint: restraint of those who would hurt other people for their own benefit AND restraint of those who would otherwise lash out in righteous anger. And this, of course, is a matter totally separate from defense of one's self.

    57. Re:Lucky it was the police by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying whether I agree or disagree with the philosophy of capital punishment but what world was more polite when everyone was armed? Are you talking about colonial America where native Americans were executed en masse? Perhaps the 1800s when we had the civil war where whole towns were decimated? Maybe the 1900's when the workers had to physically fight for their right to live in dangerous factory conditions and indentured servitude? Or when we started controlling how armed and powerful the individual is and America became a world super power?

      I've heard this argument against gun control numerous times and it's simply not true, look at Africa to see what happens when a large portion of the population has a lot of guns.

      Personally, I'm from Vermont, I believe that if someone wants to own a gun then they should be able to as long as they are properly trained and of course mentally fit. That means that they don't shoot to kill just because someone broke into their house and is stealing grandmas jewelry. Vermont has very low gun violence and very liberal laws when it comes to gun control. Just about every house has a least one rifle but they understand that the actions have consequences and that shooting anyone is a big deal. The worse they are on someone committing a crime the worse situation they could potentially be in if they were mistaken for someone else. It's the whole do to others as you would have done to you thing.

    58. Re:Lucky it was the police by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Think about what you're saying here. I'm not suggesting we should be able to kill over property (although that's pretty much been our nature from day one), but when the property you lose is your house, your food, medicine... it does become pretty important. You need property to live, and ID theft can screw up your life for years to come.

    59. Re:Lucky it was the police by corbettw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If someone breaks into my home and even THINKS of harming my family....

      The parent was on the phone near the walkway in the airport when he shot the instructor point blank in the head.

      Those two situations aren't even remotely related. The first one presents an immediate threat to you and/or your family (if someone is willing to break in to your home, it's reasonable to assume they're willing to break other laws, too...though even then, you should exercise care and only actually kill the person if you're certain they present a real threat, if you can subdue them safely until the police arrive, so much the better). The parent who killed the guy at the airport was simply a vigilante: the person was already in custody and on the way to a trial, it's not appropriate to take the law into your own hands in a case like that.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    60. Re:Lucky it was the police by kalaf · · Score: 1

      I think the formula for punishment in this case (or indeed most $ related cases) should be:
      (cost_to_victim_and_state/cost_of_all_similar_crim es_to_victim_and_state) X (number_of_similar_crimes_reported/number_of_charg es_laid_in_similar_crimes)

      Paid back to the state (which then could help the victim). This could be cash plus some jail time, or just make them do hard labour at minimum wage until they've worked it off (i.e. you can't just buy your way out)

    61. Re:Lucky it was the police by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm from Vermont, I believe that if someone wants to own a gun then they should be able to as long as they are properly trained and of course mentally fit. That means that they don't shoot to kill just because someone broke into their house and is stealing grandmas jewelry. Vermont has very low gun violence and very liberal laws when it comes to gun control. Just about every house has a least one rifle but they understand that the actions have consequences and that shooting anyone is a big deal. The worse they are on someone committing a crime the worse situation they could potentially be in if they were mistaken for someone else. It's the whole do to others as you would have done to you thing.

      Thank you, you make my point.

      --
      Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong fix.
    62. Re:Lucky it was the police by pedalman · · Score: 1

      You forgot to add Is it safe?

      --
      Friends don't let friends line-dance.
    63. Re:Lucky it was the police by CaptJay · · Score: 1

      Your mistake is in using the phrase, "thief who posed no threat". That would appear to be an oxymoron, to me. A thief by definition poses a threat to your property. It does not follow that the same thief poses a threat to your physical safety or your life. That's for one distinction.

      For another, killing the thief after the theft is done serves no other purpose than revenge.

      If you are willing to kill someone for reasons other than to defend your (or another's) life at the time where it is threatened, then I don't know what to say to you.

      --
      "I remember Y1K, every abacus had to get another bead"
    64. Re:Lucky it was the police by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

      Think of it as evolution in action.

    65. Re:Lucky it was the police by l4m3z0r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I certainly don't want to sit on my hands while some asshole carries my stereo out the front door, but if you shoot somebody to protect property, as opposed to protecting another person, or your own life, then you've essentially just killed someone for the sake of that piece of property.

      Whats at stake is more than my stereo or my TV or my kid's bike. What's at stake is my right to peacably own property. What's at stake is the rule of law in our free society. While on the outside its easy to say that a persons life is worth more than a TV, is a person's life worth more that the rights a criminal had to violate in order to take the TV? It is most definitely not.

      A criminal is not just taking a TV from me, they are taking away my rights of property ownership. As long as we accept that a criminal is the victim when a burglary goes bad then we have no property rights, and essentially no rights at all since most rights descend from the concept of ownership.

      But go ahead condone a criminals actions, tell him its ok by saying if a victim hurts you sue him, send him to jail. The world you want to live in is the one where criminals rob you all day because they know you are too weak and afraid to defend yourself. The rule of law is not just what the government does, but what free citizens do to uphold the law and that includes defending themselves from crime, and in turn making crime more difficult and unattractive to people who would normally become criminals.

    66. Re:Lucky it was the police by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Maybe you don't like that, maybe you think that victims have to sacrifice their rights to protect those who violate them. One thing is certain the more I hear this kind of nonsense the more annoyed I get at exactly how "politically correct" we've become. Get the stick out of your ass - you are just making up the nonsense that you "hear."

      He said that, "It's inexcusable to say that murder is ever an appropriate recourse after crime."

      So unless you want to argue that shooting a rapist in the back as he walks away from the scene of the crime is "defense" you've just been tilting at windmills.
      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    67. Re:Lucky it was the police by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      There is a huge problem with "Pay X amount of dollars" as a punishment for crime, especially punishment for an intentity theft sort of crime. Usually the perp hasn't got the money, and you can't take away what they don't have.

      Nor can you really monitor them and sieze any money they make in the future, because there would be no reason for them to make any, except for what they can continue to make illegally and get away with.

      --
      If fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle.
    68. Re:Lucky it was the police by l4m3z0r · · Score: 1

      Get the stick out of your ass - you are just making up the nonsense that you "hear."

      Its not nonsense I hear, its not legal for me in many states in this country to actively defend myself from theft, my physical person needs to be in danger. Defending my wallet is not an option. None of this takes into account that I have rights and that they are being violated and that as a human being I have a right and arguably a duty to defend myself and my rights. If that means shooting a dirtbag who steals a tv I have no problem with that. We are willing to kill thousands of people who never endangered my rights by bombing them but If I even for an instant think of defending my property rights I am suddenly evil.

      So unless you want to argue that shooting a rapist in the back as he walks away from the scene of the crime is "defense" you've just been tilting at windmills.

      Sure, and why not its far cheaper to make whatever family he has bury him than to prosecute and its more rewarding and fulfilling for the victim.

    69. Re:Lucky it was the police by Saikik · · Score: 1

      Speaking as someone whose moral code is at least slightly more advanced than Ghegis Khan's, I can safely say that yes I certainly would convict someone who murdered a thief who posed no threat.

      Jesus Christ, get some fucking perspective.

      For some reason I read that as:

      I certainly would convict someone who murdered a thief who posed no threat to Jesus Christ, get some fucking perspective.

      Either way threat is subjective. I'd just plead temporary insanity and be done with it. Six months with no life I'm sure isn't easy.
    70. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, the thief was still a thief, thusly, if found guilty, convict. the beating of the thief by the victim, separate issue, and if the thief wishes to press charges they may.

    71. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oath of fealty!

      great book.

    72. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on!!!

      The next time I see those kids on my lawn trampling the serene, immaculate grass I spent hours of MY free time AND money on, I'm shooting them dead.

      That'll teach them to trample my property!

    73. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is not a hard line between crime against property and crime against person. I use my car for my work. Steal my car and you have damaged my livelihood. Now imagine I was barely scraping by. You can ruin someone's life by taking their "things." This is particularly pertinent with identity theft. That person did things to her that could have lifelong repercussions.

    74. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's really fucking twisted. By your reasoning, if you get bad service over the phone from a tech support center and it ruins your ability to do something important with your computer, it is your OBLIGATION to go over to that tech support center and SHOOT THAT PERSON IN THE FACE to protect your rights.

      Go see a psychiatrist. You need to get a handle on the value of life. Try a lawyer, too, and get him to explain to you why it's better to shoot your home invader in the leg rather than in the heart.

    75. Re:Lucky it was the police by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      So you're saying the world is more polite now since everyone is already armed. I guess you just had your tense wrong in your post.

      Guns don't make people polite in much the same way as guns don't kill people. The two are not linked in any way. I know plenty of asses with guns and I know plenty of nice people with guns and they don't go around shooting at each-other. The same goes when you're in the bars where no one is allowed to carry a weapon. You don't see people getting in fights there, then going out to their truck to grab their gun. That only happens in a city where your population density inherently causes unrest.

      I would say today the world is indeed a lot more polite than it has been historically. The annoyances of a cell phone are far easier to take than a swarm of gang members coming through with machetes like what has been seen in Africa now and America two hundred years prior.

      One need only look at the Salem witch trials to see how impolite America used to be. Although that ignores the sword fights and beating found in the UK since they banned guns. I'd say there is a happy medium in their somewhere.

    76. Re:Lucky it was the police by TheRecklessWanderer · · Score: 1
      Well my thoughts are that since you took my life away, I get to take yours away.

      Of course, it's not really realistic.

      How about this scenario. Some freak asaults your 5 year old daughter. He leaves her emotionally and physically scarred for life.

      What is a suitable punishement for this? I dare you to come up with one. I'm not sure that death is enough.

      I guess my point is, if you do something really bad to someone (like ruin their life) then you should expect the same to happen to you.

      --
      Mean what you say...say what you mean.
    77. Re:Lucky it was the police by jojoba_oil · · Score: 3, Informative

      [i]So you're a moral relativist?[/i] How could any responsible and culturally literate individual not be somewhat of a relativist? Given that there is never any absolutes and no action has any inherent meaning, it's time we stepped out of the dark ages.

      I'm not saying we should go around killing people for petty crimes, or even murder, but there are a lot of sociopaths and absolute shitbags that only leech off society. You can, maybe, rehabilitate the shitbags, but the sociopaths I'm not so sure about. We don't use BB code here, try <quote> instead. For other formatting uses, you can reference this table to learn some equivalents.

      On topic, I must disagree with you. The shitbags may be able to be rehabilitated, but not by locking them in a box with X number of others just as bad or worse than they are. Who are we kidding that we're actually rehab'ing anyone there? As for the sociopaths, I've researched both for and against Cap. Punishment on-and-off for a couple years and have yet to see any hard evidence that execution reduces murder rate. I'm actually starting to see more evidence that states (and not just "American States") which reserve the right of execution have a higher rate of crime in and around them.

      But enough of my ideas and readings that I can't source at the moment. A couple websites showing both sides of the argument are:
      • http://www.religioustolerance.org/execut4.htm
      • http://www.mindspring.com/~phporter/econ.html (this one becomes increasingly hard to read due to the horrible formatting job)

      It's especially interesting to note that while locking people in the slammer doesn't rehab, it's about US$2 billion cheaper than executing them.
    78. Re:Lucky it was the police by mad.frog · · Score: 1

      It's inexcusable to say that murder is ever an appropriate recourse after crime.

      Sure.

      Well, except maybe for spammers.

      I'd support opening up a new, inventive circle of Hell just for them.

      (e.g., the spammers touting penis-enlargement pills will be forced to drag a 2-ton schlong over hot pointy rocks for all eternity...)

    79. Re:Lucky it was the police by hurfy · · Score: 1

      So when ones finds a stranger in their home should they pose the question as multiple choice or is freeform ok?

      Are you a:
      a)thief
      b)rapist
      c)random violent dude
      d)murderer
      e)all of the above

    80. Re:Lucky it was the police by mopower70 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have obviously never been burgled. It's even more obvious that if you have, you weren't home when it happened. The fear and degradation of not being able to protect yourself, your family, or your home will haunt you for the rest of your life. You may never sleep well again.

      "Some asshole" who has the balls to walk in your front door and carry out your stereo in front of you is just as likely to tie you up and put a bullet in your head to prevent you from talking about it. You aren't shooting someone to prevent your property from being stolen: you're shooting someone to prevent them from doing something other than just stealing your property. If they have violated the sanctity of your home, the step to violating your right to life is not too far off.

    81. Re:Lucky it was the police by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      Just picking nits here, as I agree with what you're essentially saying, but the following statement bugs me:

      Given that there is never any absolutes and no action has any inherent meaning

      You do realize for this statement to be true, it in of itself would be an absolute.

      I think a more realistic approach would be to state that while there most certainly absolutes none of are qualified to define them or apply hierarchical value to them, forcing us to use relative perspectives to quantify these actions.

    82. Re:Lucky it was the police by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 1

      So unless you want to argue that shooting a rapist in the back as he walks away from the scene of the crime is "defense" you've just been tilting at windmills.

      And what makes you think that he won't go around the corner and rape the next person he comes across. Maybe this time it will be someone you know. Maybe this time the victim's family will walk in on it and the perpetrator will feel it necessary to kill them all instead of being identified.

      Using your logic, when a bank robber who just killed the manager and a teller is walking out of a building, it is wrong to shoot him, even though he has proven a capacity and willingness to murder, and who knows how many innocent people may accidentally wander across his path as he is fleeing the scene.

      --
      Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies. -- Zoso
    83. Re:Lucky it was the police by constantnormal · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could sell "your own" body parts to cover your losses -- a couple of kidneys, heart, lungs, eyes. One could recover quite a bit from selling off a doppelganger for parts. Hopefully, her substance abuse problems would not have lowered the value of the parts too much.

      Of course, a functioning legal system would be a lot more ethical, and would hopefully avoid those messy false positives, but in the absence of a functioning legal system, we've got what? The Rule of Lawless?

      I wonder if the Mob would take on this sort of work as contract business, recovering damages by any means necessary.

    84. Re:Lucky it was the police by Poruchik · · Score: 2

      The legal system? Did you see how after stealing more than $30,000 from the victim, the thief got 44 days in jail and probation? And this after she was ALREADY on probation? You call that justice?

      --
      $signature =~ s/$signature//;
    85. Re:Lucky it was the police by kalirion · · Score: 1

      How could any responsible and culturally literate individual not be somewhat of a relativist?

      Well, for one thing, plenty of "responsible and culturally literate individuals" believe that Good = "What God says".

    86. Re:Lucky it was the police by kalaf · · Score: 1

      If you don't have the money, then you work it off in jail. Maybe you work it off in jail either way, or have a combination of cash up front plus some time behind bars.

      The formula is missing some variables, and it doesn't map perfectly to reality, but the point is that it should be a zero sum game (or worse) from the prospective criminal's perspective. If you counterfeit money, and counterfeiting money costs victims/government $1000, there are 3 counterfeit operations, and only you get caught, then you owe $1,000. If two of you get caught (at the same time) then each would owe $500. (This obviously works better with a larger sample size...) The punishment for a crime scales directly proportional to the damage you do and the probability of you getting caught. This only applies to $ crimes in the first place, and is more appropriate for counterfeiting, scams, identity theft, or similar crimes because the people perpetrating those crimes are generally a little brighter and better off than the guy that breaks into your house and steals your stereo for drug money.

      I remember a comedian talking about stopping the drug trade once. He said(something to the effect of), "These drug lords aren't scared of the death penalty. If you want to stop the drug trade: Televise, once a week, public crucifixion of the bankers who launder the drug lords money." That's probably true, but it simply points out that
      people with more to lose are more likely to be deterred by stiff fines.

      Violent criminals generally have a different motivation, and it's much harder to deter them with fines or jail time. A lot of the time, the only use jail serves is to keep them off the street for a while. A fine in this case would be almost pointless, or quite probably do more harm than good.

    87. Re:Lucky it was the police by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      I'm actually starting to see more evidence that states (and not just "American States") which reserve the right of execution have a higher rate of crime in and around them.


      Are you sure the states with higher rates of crime aren't reserving the right of execution?
      --
      ResidntGeek
    88. Re:Lucky it was the police by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Its not nonsense I hear, its not legal for me in many states in this country to actively defend myself from theft, my physical person needs to be in danger. Bullshit. It's not legal for you to use LETHAL force to defend yourself from NON-LETHAL threats. Don't exaggerate. Before you start on about non-lethal threats, getting punched in the face is potentially lethal as was ruled by a grand jury in Texas in the case of the first lethal shooting by a person with a concealed carry permit.
      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    89. Re:Lucky it was the police by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      What part of "defense" do you fail to understand?
      None of your examples constitute defense, they are all vigilantism.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    90. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
      Wrong wrong wrong! If someone breaks into your home, while you are there, as soon as you acknowledgte you do not know them and you put no other family members at risk, kill them immediately. Who gives a flying fuck why they broke in. This is the kind of scum we really, really don't need.

      Of course if you'd prefer to play twenty questions with the criminal, go right ahead but don't be surprised if you end up watching your girlfriend get ass-raped while you get to watch and then have your throat slit - up to you though since heaven forbid - you actually hurt one of these criminal parasites.

      and oh yeah - feel free to spout your moronic opinions about what the guy did at the airport after YOUR child gets raped. You have taken fair play to an idiotic extreme.

    91. Re:Lucky it was the police by rossz · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with the supposed value of the property. It makes no difference if it's worth a nickel or a million dollars. The "violation" is not the theft of property. It's the loss of the victims' ability to go about their daily lives unmolested by the the scum of the earth. It's the loss of feeling safe. It's the loss of innocence.

      This is not something that can be measured in dollars. Using lethal force to defend against this loss is perfectly acceptable, in my opinion. It was never about the intrinsic value of the property.

      --
      -- Will program for bandwidth
    92. Re:Lucky it was the police by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's the problem with this scenario for gun owners (like me.)

      If I feel the criminal is a threat to my family, I can fire away as long as they remain a threat. If I happen to wake in the middle of a home robbery and the criminals attempt to immediately flee without presenting a threat to my family, but they don't drop the loot - firing is a bad option. You have to accept you lost your shit.

      The way I look at it is this. if it doesn't breathe - I don't kill over it.

    93. Re:Lucky it was the police by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm a victim of violent crime, missing one eye due to a mugging and I've forgiven my attackers. I would protest any form of capital punishment for them. I would oppose capitol punishment for much worse crimes than the one perpetrated against me. Two wrongs don't make a right, and a killing for a kidnapping or rape is not justice. It is revenge.

      Revenge is a sickness that hurts the perpetrator. Failure to forgive creates a cancer of the mind. The mind becomes obsessed with the perception of wrong, and replays the painful event over and over again, causing the victim additional unnecessary suffering. The lack of perceived justice causes pain. Only through forgiveness is the pain alleviated. People who murder people who have done them wrong do not generally get any long term relief from the act.

      Now, killing in self defense is another matter. Failing to kill someone who is going to kill you can make a powerful moral statement, but only if people know about it and know it was on purpose. Otherwise, it's your life or theirs, and they forced the question, so why not theirs? But killing for revenge is wrong on many levels. It hurts the original victim and does not provide real justice. It weakens the rule of law and undermines the trust we all need to place in society. It is bad for the victim, the perpetrator, and society and provides no benefit to anyone.

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    94. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What's at stake is my right to peacably[sic] own property. ...snip..

      A criminal is not just taking a TV from me, they are taking away my rights of property ownership. ...snip..

      condone a criminals actions


      Believe it or not, the criminal is not taking away your rights of property ownership. They are violating your rights, sure, but that's why we have a justice system in the first place.

      Here's the deal: Your property rights do not trump the right of another to life. That's it. You are not Judge-fucking-Dredd. You don't get to execute people who you think have wronged you. By the same token, should you stand by idly while someone breaks into your house and makes off with your TV? No, odds are that in confronting the thief they will show intent to harm you, at which point you are defending your own life. On the flip side, if you confront someone and they run empty handed, are you in the right when you shoot them dead in the back? Good luck with that.

      This in no way condones the criminal's act. The thief should be arrested, serve their time for breaking the law and compensate the victim for whatever loss they caused. If you think all that is served by just executing every thief out there, seek help.

    95. Re:Lucky it was the police by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      So if someone borrows the pen off your office desk without telling you, do you shoot them? After all, property rights and the very foundation of society is at stake! If you don't shoot him, your desk will be totally empty when you come in to work tomorrow!

      --
      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    96. Re:Lucky it was the police by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      In a law and order society, an armed citizenry is more polite, has less crime, and can usually enjoy living without fortress level protections in their home, i.e. alarms, deadbolts, and the occassional panic room.

      In a lawless society, arms make the difference on both sides and yes there will be problems. But, then there are bigger fish to fry in that case. But armed citizens can still defend themselves against rebel militias, looters, and mobs.

      The cities in the U.S., a law and order society, that have the highest crime rates, also have the most strict, draconian gun laws. San Francisco, Washington, D.C., NYC, etc. and, in those areas, the normal citizen is not armed, but the criminals often are.

      --
      Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong fix.
    97. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's inexcusable to say that murder is ever an appropriate recourse after crime. But then, I don't support capital punishment. For the simple reason that, as terrible as Identity Theft is, it's not as final as murder. Murder is final, yes. But I hate thieves and they get under my skin like nothing else. If the person plead not guilty to murder then I would vote for conviction. If they plead temporary insanity, I would vote not guilty to murder.
    98. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      You're right--when I was robbed, it was at gunpoint, and there were many, many sleepless nights spent afterwards reliving that moment of being completely unprotected from the menace posed by another person. I would gladly kill an intruder if I had to in order to protect myself or my family in my home, but that's a last resort situation. To reframe it in terms of my earlier analogy, if a burglar is armed, or if he comes at me when I warn him that I'm armed, then at that point I'd pull the trigger. On the other hand, if he takes off with a TV set, I'm not going to shoot him for it. It's like that debate over the 'castling' principle not too long ago--the fear was that if you eliminate the requirement in the law that the victim attempt to make a run for it before using lethal force, you'd get people blowing away each other rather than letting the cops handle it.

    99. Re:Lucky it was the police by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      For another, killing the thief after the theft is done serves no other purpose than revenge.

      Incorrect. It prevents that person from victimizing others and serves as a deterrant to other people who might want to rob or harm other people for their own gain.

      When faced with the reality that trying to rob someone carries the very real possibility of severe bodily harm or death, theft becomes less appealing since most thefts are preformed against targets that the theif is relatively certain won't defend themselves.

      Simply rolling over and accepting theft is only an encouragement to theives.

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    100. Re:Lucky it was the police by kalaf · · Score: 1

      This sounds great on paper, but if I need the money, and for some reason think stealing your TV is a good way of getting it, you owning a gun isn't going to stop me. What it's going to do is make sure I bring a gun with me when I break into your house. Living in Canada, I'm fairly confident that if I intercept an intruder in my house, he probably isn't armed. I'm not saying that's a guarantee, but for the most part there's no reason to bring a firearm to a home robbery in my neighbourhood. You aren't going to end up in a fire fight with the home owner, and it certainly gives you a much stiffer sentence if you get caught. Besides, one of those laws you like so much is that you can't kill people over property. You shooting someone for stealing your TV is breaking a law, and thus threatens the rule of law as well. I'd suggest in the above case, you just chase the guy down and hold him till the police arrive. There's a good chance you can catch up to him if he is carrying your TV. There's also a difference between getting sued for shooting someone when you shouldn't have and getting sued because they tripped and broke their back trying to get your TV out the door. The latter should not happen and represents a very serious flaw with your current legal system (outside of it involving way too much cash and too many lawyers...)

    101. Re:Lucky it was the police by kalaf · · Score: 1

      And now "Plain Old Text" is my default choice...

    102. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A thief by definition poses a threat to your property. It does not follow that the same thief poses a threat to your physical safety or your life.

      Please feel free to gamble your life on this. Next time a bad man breaks into your home at 3:00 AM using a tire iron and is now standing over your bed with the tire iron in his hand eyeing you and yours, please offer him anything he wants but absolutely no resistance. Let me know how that works out for you.

      For another, killing the thief after the theft is done serves no other purpose than revenge.

      Sure it does. It stops the thief from thieving from anyone else and makes up for the lack of justice for the many other crimes the idiot may have committed. It also stops the thief from moving up the crime ladder to more violent crimes... to name a few purposes.

      If you are willing to kill someone for reasons other than to defend your (or another's) life at the time where it is threatened, then I don't know what to say to you.

      If the piece of shit waste of human life planned on targeting you or yours next, I believe the appropriate response would be: thank you!

    103. Re:Lucky it was the police by iendedi · · Score: 1

      A thief by definition poses a threat to your property. It does not follow that the same thief poses a threat to your physical safety or your life. That's for one distinction. Quite the contrary, once someone has been deemed a threat through the nature of their actions (e.g. their trespasses against you), one has inalienable rights of self defense and survival, including the complete elimination of that threat.

      I agree that if one is perceiving a thief from a safe vantage point where safety of you and your family are not at issue, any action that would cause physical harm would be wrong, unless it is to protect an asset required for the survival of you or your family (something we don't encounter that often in the 21st century). Vengeance is wrong. I don't disagree with you about that. But we aren't really discussing the scenario where you see a thief sneak into your vacation home on your webcam, are we? We are discussing physical confrontation with a thief who was in the process of taking away your means for survival.

      The right to defend oneself is a natural one.
      --

      It is your personal duty to fight for what is right on a daily basis. Ignoring injustice is identical to approving
    104. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that shooting somebody over a TV set was supporting the peacable rule of law and our free society. See, I thought that the reason behind having laws, and police, and courts, and prisons, is so that when somebody violates my rights, he can be caught, judged, and punished fairly, thus eliminating the need for heat of the moment justice. As for upholding the rule of law, isn't that what I do by paying my taxes, supporting government officials who make just laws, and participating (as necessary) in the process of the criminal justice system? I didn't realize I also needed to personally get out there and play Dirty Harry in order to keep the barbarians at bay. But thanks for clarifying things--it's so simple now that I know that my only two choices are sniveling submission to the criminals, and terminating anyone who crosses me with extreme prejudice.

    105. Re:Lucky it was the police by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Justice includes following our own laws... if we can't even do that, I don't think we can claim to be very civilized.

      Given how "justice" in many countries (not just the US) seems to favour the transgressor, I'm not sure that the word "civilisation" has any meaning in this context.

    106. Re:Lucky it was the police by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing wrong with vigilantism, as long as you get the right guy.

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    107. Re:Lucky it was the police by jelton · · Score: 1

      When you say "How could any responsible and culturally literate individual not be somewhat of a relativist?" you are making an appeal to an absolute standard. Like, you know, moral absolutists do.

      --
      I am not a lawyer. This post does not constitute any form of legal advice.
    108. Re:Lucky it was the police by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing wrong with vigilantism, as long as you get the right guy. That's nice and all for you, but still has not one thing to do with defense, which is what the OP was making up stories about being made illegal due to "political correctness."
      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    109. Re:Lucky it was the police by l4m3z0r · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, the criminal is not taking away your rights of property ownership. They are violating your rights, sure, but that's why we have a justice system in the first place.

      When we let the criminals off and criminalize the victim thats when my rights go away. The criminal is depriving them through the understanding of people like yourself and government.

      Here's the deal: Your property rights do not trump the right of another to life.

      I think a person who attacks me or deprives me of property forfeits their right to protection from me, they have in essence invited what is about to come.

      That's it. You are not Judge-fucking-Dredd.

      What makes me not a judge is the fact that 1) I dont where robes and 2) I was not elected or appointed.

      By the same token, should you stand by idly while someone breaks into your house and makes off with your TV? No, odds are that in confronting the thief they will show intent to harm you, at which point you are defending your own life. On the flip side, if you confront someone and they run empty handed, are you in the right when you shoot them dead in the back? Good luck with that.

      So I have to let the person present a threat first? Essentially I have to say, ok criminal heres a jumpstart on killing me so I can comply with the law. If you are willing to break into a persons home, you deserve whatever fate that befalls you at the hands of the homeowner. That is the only policy that will keep criminals from thinking homes are easy pickings.

      This in no way condones the criminal's act. The thief should be arrested, serve their time for breaking the law and compensate the victim for whatever loss they caused. If you think all that is served by just executing every thief out there, seek help.

      I am actually against the government executing people, capital punishment is horrible. That said I believe its my right to defend myself as I see fit. This is the right of any human being. If I pull a gun on a criminal and say stop or ill shoot and he runs, why can't i shoot? Or am I not allowed to apprehend a criminal because that would be depriving them of somekind of freedom?

    110. Re:Lucky it was the police by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Nearly everyone would agree that murdering someone in revenge is wrong.
      Even more would agree that doing it 6 million times is an atrocity.

      What I don't get is why so many people disagree when America does it.

    111. Re:Lucky it was the police by Darby · · Score: 1

      A thief by definition poses a threat to your property. It does not follow that the same thief poses a threat to your physical safety or your life. That's for one distinction.

      It doesn't absolutely follow, but assuming that it does is the only sane course of action.
      If somebody has gone as far as to break into your house and steal your stuff, then it isn't much of a gap for them to hurt your family to avoid prosecution for their crimes.

      Assuming that just because somebody's apparent purpose is limited to theft that they will strictly adhere to that purpose is idiotic in the extreme.
      Anybody who would break into your home must be assumed to be willing to murder you and your entire family. Assuming anything else is a course only a fool could take.

    112. Re:Lucky it was the police by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      What is draconian about the laws in SF or NYC? The waiting period? How is it at all difficult for a regular citizen to get a gun for their own purposes?

      I guess I'm asking, what's your point?

    113. Re:Lucky it was the police by prelelat · · Score: 1

      I agree with your statement about rehabilitating shitbags but not socialpaths. But if you look at it like this, the shitbags are just shitbags, they know what they are doing and probably have an understanding of the crime and the punishment. I believe thats where 95% of all identity theifs fall. Then there are the sociopaths, these people probably have a few screws loose in the head. They don't know what they are doing and if they do they probably think it's quite proper to go about doing it. They are honestly sick. So we take the sick person and nuke em. That sounds like a good thing to do. 100 years from now if we haven't done something to whipe our selves out, I hope we look back at capital punshment. If I really think about it, it's like we are taking the sick people in our society and killing them on the basis that they are sick and couldn't help themselves.

      Some will say that's how evolution works that's natural selection. The truth is we are suppose to be an intelligent race that is willing to grow and show emotions that races like Apes, Lions, Tigers and so on do not. Instead we haven't tried to figure out how the hell to deal with this problem in an acceptible way.

      We over fill our prisons with shitbags, and we execute the sociopaths. Some say that capital punishment works as a deterant. I'm not a phycologist hell I'm not even sure if I spelt it right, but it seems you get 3 kinds of crime. Crimes of passion where you don't think about the end result(ex. you see your buddy sleeping with your wife/gf/mom what ever and you shoot the two of them). Capital punishment doesn't factor in. Then theres the people who lead a life of crime, these are the shitbags, they know what they are doing is wrong but they do it anyways, they think that capital punishment won't happen to them because they won't be caught. Then theres the sociopaths they are just going to do it, I don't think theres much that will stop them.

      Honestly I don't see the point of capital punishment besides that it lessens the strain on prisons and gives the victims familys some kind of closure. We aren't even factoring in the number of innocent people that are wrongfully convicted. Hey it might be 1/100 it's still 1 too many and thats murder in the first.

      To parent, sorry I replied this to your response, I think I just started rambling on my own point of view and after awhile I don't think I even came up with something that replied to yours. I just liked your idea of sociopaths/shitbags.

      --my smellcheck is borken.

    114. Re:Lucky it was the police by DAtkins · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but we've all seen those cases where you can be 100% sure that this guy did what they say he did. Yes, there is some evidence tampering in our history, but the police didn't hide vats of acid in Dahlmer's apartment, full of bodies. John Gacy's crawlspace didn't get 20+ bodies in his crawlspace through the magic of leprechauns. Sometimes the evidence is indeed overwhelming.

      I agree that one should be 100% positive before using the death penalty. I simply disagree with the idea that a person can't be 100% sure about sociopaths with no understanding of how to hide evidence. I think that we as a society should have the guts to give them the death penalty rather than letting other prisoners do our dirty work... like they did for Dahlmer.

      Not that we couldn't reduce the number of death penalty cases, but to eliminate it altogether seems like we're doing our collective gene pool a disservice. I suppose you could make an argument that sociopaths can indeed adapt to some situations better, but as a social pack species, it just isn't gonna work out.

      One day we'll be so against the concept that we'll shoot them out into space, and then we'll have real life Reavers! Oh boy!

    115. Re:Lucky it was the police by 0bject · · Score: 1

      >Is it cool to shoot somebody for stealing your plasma TV? Yes. >Is it cool to shoot somebody for stealing your kid's bike? Yes. Its not theirs, its mine. They are not just stealing my property they are denying me my liberty.

    116. Re:Lucky it was the police by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1


      That is all well and good, but sitting there cogitating on post-modern ethical philosophy while someone is in the process of ripping off your gear or raping your daughter might indicate a certain lack of perspective. ;-)

    117. Re:Lucky it was the police by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Well, this statement is false.

      --
      Proud neuron in the Slashdot hivemind since 2002.
    118. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always find it hilarious when people try to tell me that it doesn't reduce the crime rate when you lock up the criminals. It's like, all the other people decided that they need to commit more crimes to keep the average up. And murderers - sure, kill them (legally with capital punishment) - and then other folks decide that they have to kill people to keep the averages up? Yeah, right. We don't need statistics to know that if there are less criminals there will be less crime.

    119. Re:Lucky it was the police by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1

      I can safely say that yes I certainly would convict someone who murdered a thief who posed no threat.
      I agree you should convict them for murder...

      and then give them probation.
      --
      I'm not a Troll, it's reverse psychology.
    120. Re:Lucky it was the police by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      The legal system? Did you see how after stealing more than $30,000 from the victim, the thief got 44 days in jail and probation? And this after she was ALREADY on probation? You call that justice?

      Congratulations. First insightful post, right at the end of the page. Sometimes Slashbots have the attention span of a flea.

    121. Re:Lucky it was the police by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even if you could rehabilitate the shitbags, why should we? So now not only do we get to be victims of scumbags, we now also must be obligated to spend our own time and money "fixing" them? I've got an idea, why don't they just not commit crimes in the first place? We don't owe them anything. Anyway, you statistically cannot rehabilitate 100% of criminals, so by rehabilitating, you have a 100% chance that you are in effect purposely releasing offenders to later commit more crimes. In other words, if you "rehabilitate" and release, say, 1000 murderers, and on average say 5% will re-offend, you are basically KNOWINGLY causing another 20 avoidable murders of innocent people by knowingly releasing killers onto the streets. WTF? How did such craziness arise in our society?

      The only valid reason to perhaps not get rid of criminals is that statistically you're going to nail some innocents; you often just can't prove who committed a crime for sure.

    122. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      If someone is stealing my nice shiny new plasma tv, my main concern isn't dealing with the insurance company so I can replace an overpriced idiot box and whatever else is stolen, it's that someone has broken into my home and I have no idea if they are going to shoot me and my family in the head (or worse) in order to make the robbery easier. Dead home invaders can't sue you. They also can't dispute you in court when you quite justifiably explain that you felt your family's lives were endangered.

      A) Some asshat steals my kid's bike from the driveway? Well, now you know why you need to be responsible and take care of your stuff, kiddo. Sure, we'll fill out a police report, but odds are you'll never see the bike again. Once you've earned enough money to buy a new one, I suggest getting a lock as well, and using it properly. Hope you've learned your lesson.

      B) Someone breaks into my home while my family and I are there? Especially when it's *obvious* that we're home? I'll kill the invader(s) without hesitation, remorse or pity. That goes double with my ex-Army wife.

      A != B

      You need to get some perspective. It's not just about stuff. It's about security, and protecting yourself & those you love from from bad guys with unknown intentions. If they don't want to get shot, then they shouldn't be robbing and threatening people, ya know? Civilized people don't behave that way.

      PS - You have a lousy lawyer. Try talking to a cop or a judge, one who deals with murder and rape on a daily basis.

      PPS - Maybe you should see an anger management counselor, too. I've been annoyed by lousy tech support the few times I've actually had to call someone, but I've never thought about "shooting that person in the face" for being a clueless script-reader.

    123. Re:Lucky it was the police by sbeener · · Score: 1

      Ghengis Khan's moral code is hard to judge accurately given this all happened a long time ago. But it might have been (or maybe even probably was) pretty good, especially as far as empire-building warlords go. Freedom of religion, expanded trade, meritocracy... Google him to find out.

      Also... even from my view as an agnostic, I imagine Jesus Christ has (had) a pretty good perspective. ;)

    124. Re:Lucky it was the police by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree. I was just pointing out that monetary penalties can't be enforced unless you're willing to put the person in prison if they haven't got the cash, and that means that a monetary penalty can never be an alternative to a more physical form of punishment, such as confinement. The confinement becomes the real punishment.

      If the fine itself was the real punishement, and the confinement only a means of extracting payment from those who can't pay up front, then you just wind up with a system where the rich can afford to commit crimes and pay the fine whenever they get caught, and the poor go directly to jail.

      The system, in my opinion, ought to punish people equally according to the crime, and fine them solely for the purpose of recovering their ill-gotten profits.

      --
      If fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle.
    125. Re:Lucky it was the police by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Your reading comprehension needs some work. GP was clearly discussing killing *after the fact*. Killing the perpetrator doesn't "un-rape" the victim. For many people, it wouldn't even make them feel better.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    126. Re:Lucky it was the police by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      you've essentially just killed someone for the sake of that piece of property.

      They made the choice to die when they decided to take stuff that wasn't theirs!

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    127. Re:Lucky it was the police by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      That's justice at minimal cost to the public.

      It's only justice if you agree that he deserved to die, and it's only justice if he got what anyone else would've got who committed the same kind of crime. Justice appeals to the notion of fairness. It's not fair if the punishment doesn't fit the crime, nor if it is different to a punishment given out for an equivalent crime. The only way true justice can therefore be dealt is by mutual agreement, and vigilantism is not, generally.

      --
      im in ur .sig, writin ur memes.
    128. Re:Lucky it was the police by kackle · · Score: 1

      Besides, it's not identity *theft*. It's copyright infringement... :)

    129. Re:Lucky it was the police by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      So your entire theory of criminal justice is:

      1) Someone who steals from you would certainly be just as likely to murder you.

      2) Therefore, even if the person no longer poses a threat to you, you get to cap their ass.

      I did a quick search. At least in Salt Lake, you're forty times more likely to be robbed than murdered, so you've got some sloppy slippery-slope reasoning going on there. Try to spin it any way you like, but if you come downstairs to find some guy hauling off your stereo, and he bolts, you're not defending yourself by shooting him. You're not defending your family. You're not even defending some abstract principle of private property. You're just taking revenge, and I don't give a rat whether you live in a state where it's legal or not.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    130. Re:Lucky it was the police by CaptJay · · Score: 1

      I guess this is where our sense of morals differ: while you consider my point of view "idiotic in the extreme", I consider that saying in absolute terms that anyone who would break in to your house should be killed on sight extremely disturbing.

      Then again, we don't have a God Given Right to shoot at our neighbors, where I live (neither does most of the civilized world).

      --
      "I remember Y1K, every abacus had to get another bead"
    131. Re:Lucky it was the police by asninn · · Score: 1

      Get a fucking brain, you moron. There is a difference between killing someone in self-defense when you're being physically assaulted and are defending yourself, and killing someone *in revenge*.

      --
      butter the donkey
    132. Re:Lucky it was the police by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      I sure as hell would. THe thief stole her money. The thief deserves to be punished, but punished fairly in accordance with the harm done. The crime doesn't warrant a death penalty. The crime in no way risked the injury or death of the victim. Unless the thief pulled a weapon in the fight, killing the thief is still murder. Now if the victim had attacked and there'd been minor injuries, up to maybe a broken bone- I'd say it was justified and wouldn't convict of assault. But just because someone has done a wrong to you does not give you carte blanche to do whatever you wish.

      That said, giving a repeat offender probation is a mockery of justice. If I had been the judge with a convicted criminal mocking a victim in court, I would have thrown out the plea bargain on the spot and given her a real sentence.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    133. Re:Lucky it was the police by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize I also needed to personally get out there and play Dirty Harry in order to keep the barbarians at bay

      Unfortunately that is basically what you have to do. Idealism is nice, and it's nice to dream of such a world where the "justice system" is highly effective at keeping you safe and protected. But we still don't live that ideal world, and there really are lots of bad people out there who won't think twice about shooting you or stealing from you. And when they place you in that position, there is an extremely good chance that nobody from that "justice system" - no cop, no judge, no lawyer - is going to be there to protect you. Sooner or later you will be a victim too, and the delusion that the system will keep you safe and protected will break. In most cases the "justice system" only cleans up after a crime has already taken place - and justice is meted out only if they actually catch the guys who did it.

      I'm certainly not suggesting anarchy; but the reality is that nobody is safe and ultimately you are the only one who is going to be there to protect you when push comes to shove ... being personally prepared for it should be seen as a supplement to the overall legal system.

    134. Re:Lucky it was the police by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Is the rule of law really worth defending, if that rule of law values your stereo system over another person's life?

      What -- in your libertarian wet-dream world -- are you allowed to do in the course of protecting the all-sacred right to own crap? Kill a fleeing, unarmed man? Cap his knee, drag him inside, and work him over for a couple of hours? Slaughter his family, to show him just how seriously we take our crap ownin' 'round these parts? Why the hell can't we believe that a robber could be victimized by a homeowner defending his property?

      You've clearly divided the world into good and evil, and -- surprise of surprises -- guess which category you put yourself in?

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    135. Re:Lucky it was the police by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      no rights at all since most rights descend from the concept of ownership.


      No, not at all. Rights are an inherent property of existance. Property ownership is the most minor of rights, so much so I would even hesitate to call it a right. The right to live, free speech, equality under law, etc most certainly do NOT decend from property ownership.
      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    136. Re:Lucky it was the police by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      For another, killing the thief after the theft is done serves no other purpose than revenge.

      RTFA. The loser was already on probation before she stole this woman's identity! If the previous victim had shot the loser, the subsequent theft would never have occurred.

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    137. Re:Lucky it was the police by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 1

      No, vigilantism is you attempting to "bring him to justice" or making him "pay for his crime". Defense is stopping him before he kills/rapes again. It's not my job to make him pay for his crime, it's my responsibility as a citizen of society to protect myself and those around me from danger.

      Using my bank story:

      Vigilantism: The guy empties his gun into the teller, drops the gun, sees he has no exit, falls to the floor with his hands on his head, I put one in the back of his head.

      Defense: The guy empties his gun into the teller, grabs another magazine from his pocket and reloads, I put one in the back of his head.

      See the difference? You would not call #2 "defense" because he was not an actual danger at that moment. I would because he was still a threat, just as he was still a threat when he ran out the door with a loaded gun and an obvious will to use it.

      --
      Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies. -- Zoso
    138. Re:Lucky it was the police by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Defence!=killing. If the thief is not threatening you with a weapon, using lethal force on them such as a gun is not defence its an attack. You aren't in any danger of having yourself or others physically harmed. If they have or claim to have a weapon, its a different story (you are being threatened with physcial harm/death). But absent that immediate threat, killing them is simply not self-defence, its an act of murder

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    139. Re:Lucky it was the police by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...something that the self appointed moralists and their detractors are forgetting.

      This wouldn't have necessarily been murder if she hunted this person down and killed her. It could easily be argued to be manslaughter. The definition of murder is a little more subtle than "someone died".

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    140. Re:Lucky it was the police by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      You need to get a handle on the value of life

      Eh? OK, say someone breaks into your home, while you, your wife and children are there ... you are all in danger, your wife is terrified and looks desperately to you to do something. Are you telling me that at this point you will be contemplating the value of the life of the intruder? Against the value of the lives of your wife and children!?

      Your tech support analogy is flawed in every respect: Firstly, the tech support person isn't putting you or your family in danger. Secondly, the tech support person isn't depriving you of the rights of use of your material possessions - merely failing to restore your ability to use them for the moment - you still have the RIGHTS to use them and e.g. seek better support from another provider or fix the thing yourself or ask the neighbour who is clued up. Likewise if you see a drowning child, and you ultimately fail to successfully rescue the child, like the tech support person it doesn't mean you murdered the child.

      Shooting an intruder isn't a form of justice, it's a form of self-defence - don't confuse the two. If the tech support company is obligated by a contract to provide a service that they are not providing, that is fraud and you have recourse to justice (and hence restoration of rights) without a need for self-defence even in the case that the tech support is completely fraudulent.

    141. Re:Lucky it was the police by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me that at this point you will be contemplating the value of the life of the intruder? Against the value of the lives of your wife and children!? Edit: Now that would be twisted.

    142. Re:Lucky it was the police by Darby · · Score: 1

      I guess this is where our sense of morals differ: while you consider my point of view "idiotic in the extreme", I consider that saying in absolute terms that anyone who would break in to your house should be killed on sight extremely disturbing.

      I didn't say that they should be killed on sight.
      I said that to assume that they are not a threat to you after they have already broken into your house is idiotic in the extreme which you have said nothing to address.
      The default assumption for another person you meet on the street should be positive or at the least neutral. That is entirely irrelevant to the default assumption regarding a person who has already crossed way over the line to the point that if they're thinking at all rationally they *will* hurt you and your family if it means avoiding the consequences of actions that they have already taken.

      Even if they get caught after doing all that, then they are most likely *better* off for having assaulted you since they have more charges to play around with in court and will do less time than if they didn't assault you. That is the reality of our court system.

      So, yes, your point of view is idiotic in the extreme because it is not even remotely based on reality. Heck, you obviously know that since you couldn't come up with anything to defend your position except some mindless nonsense about "morality" and a complete misrepresentation of my position.

    143. Re:Lucky it was the police by jojoba_oil · · Score: 1

      The simple answer is no, because nobody can be accurately sure without complicating it with all manners of outside factors. Such is the greatness of any political debate.

      A recent article exploring Canada's semi-recent abolition of capital punishment tells us that their murder rate is lower 30-years after the abolition than 9 years preceeding. Again, there's 40 years worth of factors both helping and hindering the murder rate, but it's still impressive.

      And for the proponents of cap. punishment, that article touches those wrongfully accused. My question to you is: What happens if a truly innocent person is found guilty? One less person to pay taxes or whatever else, while the real criminal is still running amok. And what about their family? (I know, it's a cheap shot and there are a million "what about ___" questions. The family, though, is something that I feel is actually fairly pertinent.)

    144. Re:Lucky it was the police by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      Thats why I do it here on slashdot, because when that event happens I already know that I'm going to unload my 18 hot round hollow tips from my G17. :P

    145. Re:Lucky it was the police by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...depends on the state.

      In Texas, you can chase him and your stuff down the street and still kill him.

      Not everyplace is as assinine as California.

      In your rush to defend scum you are overlooking the well established standard of treating burglary as a violent crime. Invasion of the home has for centuries been put on equal footing with violating someone's body. The psychological harm presented by a successful burglar is ample justification by itself to provide an example to anyone I find trespassing in my house.

      This isn't just a pack of bubblegum or candy bar we're talking about here.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    146. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So call it 'retribution" if that makes you feel better about it.

    147. Re:Lucky it was the police by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Yup, but we also have to make sure that these sorts of rules (like any other rules for that matter) aren't taken to logical absurdity. Oftentimes, this happens when politicians want to grandstand by "being tough on crime". People that are mostly harmless get caught up in this sort of rule and end up "incarcerated at taxpayer's expense".

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    148. Re:Lucky it was the police by pfleming · · Score: 1

      Well, for one thing, plenty of "responsible and culturally literate individuals" believe that Good = "What God says". Despite the fact that god says stone a woman to death if she doesn't scream loudly enough when she is raped....
    149. Re:Lucky it was the police by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...except you aren't shooting him over the TV. You are shooting him over violating the sanctity of your home. This is a notion so old that it comes from common law. Burglary is one of the "original" crimes.

            It's not some modern invention like identity theft or copyright infringement.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    150. Re:Lucky it was the police by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      This is why you hear the frustrated rants about guys wanting to shoot thieves.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    151. Re:Lucky it was the police by Kazrael · · Score: 1

      And it is conclusions like these that are slowly allowing our society to become more conducive to crime. If you want to stop crime, give the people committing the crimes enough incentive to not do them again. This woman should have been jail for a damned good amount of time, instead of on probation, and holy shit, given probation again? Please. Give her the Chair. People like this make no contributions to society, and serve no good. Why keep them around? What do they do but drain on everyone else?

      --
      Development notes at http://devscribbles.blogspot.com
    152. Re:Lucky it was the police by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      So if we adopt a system of justice that is so costly that we are left without sufficient funds to pay for public services such as education, transportation, scientific research, and other such things that are generally considered important.. that's OK for you?

      What about if the cost to keep criminals safe and well-fed and alive means that lawful, but destitute, citizens would be denied any sort of assistance? How about the elderly?

      It's OK if the cost of your justice system means that innocents will die due to excessive allocation of funds to make sure criminals are coddled?

      --
      ... still waiting for this free-as-in-beer free beer I keep hearing about. :|
    153. Re:Lucky it was the police by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how you think our system favors the transgressor. Perhaps you buy too much into the media.

    154. Re:Lucky it was the police by Macadamizer · · Score: 1

      Even if you could rehabilitate the shitbags, why should we?

      I agree. For a first-time offender, I have no problem with attempting to rehabilitate. Maybe even a second offender. But at some point, society has just got to accept that some people just are unwilling to live within the rules of society -- at that point, if they don't want to live by the rules, they can live somewhere else, be it jail or whatever.

      --

      "That's not even wrong..." -- Wolfgang Pauli
    155. Re:Lucky it was the police by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Why should we waste our time & money rehabilitating shitbags? Why not spend that time & money helping people who already contribute to society?

    156. Re:Lucky it was the police by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      In your rush to defend scum you are overlooking the well established standard of treating burglary as a violent crime.

      Please tell me where I was defending scum? While the tone of my post may have been somewhat authoritarian, I in no way defended the actions of the hypothetical criminals. If you feel ok with shooting someone who broke into your house to steal, then fine by me. The courts will sort you out if you were an idiot. I CHOOSE not to kill over possessions. This isn't defending criminals one bit. I choose not to kill over possessions because I personally feel it would have an irreversible negative impact on my soul, and not in the biblical "going to hell" sense.

      There can be a long established standard for banging your wife on Thursdays for all I care, I'm not following it because its not what I choose to do. Don't try to turn that perspective into some "soft on criminals" stance. Its not. I just don't hold the stereo typical American desire for a fully justified Ramboesque killing spree. There is also a huge difference between shooting someone who is actively committing a crime in your house and shooting someone who is actively trying to get the fuck out of your house. I'm all for killing for defense. I'm not for killing based on trespass and theft. Now, the situation does get murky if you find someone actively in your house. For me, if the asshat hasn't hurt anyone AND he runs, he gets to live.

      You do whatever you like.

    157. Re:Lucky it was the police by PhysSurfer · · Score: 1

      Wow, you link to a blatantly racist website (vdare) in making a case for capital punishment? I guess it's easier for people like you to use the legal system so you don't have to get your hands dirty... After all lynch mobs are out of fashion.

    158. Re:Lucky it was the police by rthille · · Score: 1

      I was going to moderate, but I had to reply to this...

      Rights aren't inherent in anything. "Rights" are a fiction humans came up with to make it easier to live together. Nothing more. Ask a dog or a lion about their rights. They certainly exist, but what rights do they have? What rights would that lion grant you, if you were on the other side of the bars?

      --
      Awesome furniture, accessories and cabinetry in Santa Rosa, CA: http://humanity-home.com/
    159. Re:Lucky it was the police by el+americano · · Score: 1

      Try a lawyer, too, and get him to explain to you why it's better to shoot your home invader in the leg rather than in the heart.

      I'd expect the lawyer to tell me I'm much better off if the invader does not survive. Not only are you more likely to avoid prosecution, but the civil awards for debilitating injury can exceed those for wrongful death - counterintuitive, I know.

      Of course, when dealing with this situation, you better not be compromising your reaction by thinking about how you want to shoot him. Aim for the center of mass, because the one thing you do not want to do is MISS!

      --
      Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. -Groucho Marx
    160. Re:Lucky it was the police by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      I agree with much of your assertion that Cap punishment has not been effective in its present form in the US. But I believe part of that is related to your statement that it is cheaper to lock them away than to execute them. That in itself is much of the problem. The legal system is bloated beyond belief and backed up worse than our freeways during rush hour. Why does it take 20 years to execute someone? Those two items make the cost exorbitant

      Execution should be swift. No more than a year from sentencing, and preferably less than a month. Now that brings up the other problem with capital punishment. First, cops and prosecutor who screw up or are criminal in their actions. Their actions in the recent past sending probably innocent people to the death penalty have made many of these punishments suspect. Because of that, the eternal appeal process is somewhat justified and a death penalty somewhat unjustified.

      If that process can be fixed and the justice system in general, then capital punishment and punishment overall could work as intended. However, given that many of our so called leaders are a product of this system, and the system generates so much wealth for lawyers, that has a snowball's chance in hell for the near future.

      Therefore, the death penalty should be reserved for mass murderers when there is no doubt of their guilt. And hanging at dawn. All others go to the slammer, even if they deserve death. No death row.

      --
      Our founding fathers removed the guys in charge. Be American. Vote incumbents out.
    161. Re:Lucky it was the police by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      So you're a moral relativist?

      Everyone is a moral relativist. Some just aren't prepared to admit it for fear of breaking their neck falling off such a high horse.

    162. Re:Lucky it was the police by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      So true. You would get a lot more time than the thief.

      FTA: She was sentenced by Superior Court Judge Harold Kahn to the 44 days she had already served in county jail and three years' probation.

      It disgusts me when a thief's punishment is giving money to the government, probation fee's. It is specially disgusting when the victim never recovers anything but the probation office collects every week.

      --
      Having to work for a living is the root of all evil.
    163. Re:Lucky it was the police by Damvan · · Score: 1

      Your method doesn't provide any detterant to crime at all. Actually, it would encourage crime.

      Say, I need $1000 to buy something. I can go earn it, buy the item, be out $1000. I can go counterfeit the $1000, get my item, be out nothing. If I get caught for counterfeiting, it will cost me $1000 in fines.

      So why wouldn't you attempt the counterfeiting first if it is going to cost you nothing more than the $1000 you are counterfeiting if you are caught? You might not get caught and be $1000 ahead. If you do get caught, you are out $1000, the same as if you didn't counterfeit. Hell, if a buddy helps you, then you would only have to pay $500 each if you are caught.

    164. Re:Lucky it was the police by elhedran · · Score: 1

      Its a matter of what is important. If someone is invading my house, yes, I would want to stop them. If they are leaving I wouldn't want to stop them, there are things more valuable to me than what they can sell. Does that mean I condone them taking my stuff? Hell no. But it does mean I put their ability to breath for the next fifty years above the PS3 under their arm, and I put my safety and that of my family and neighbors high enough not to prolong or escalate the situation.

      You call it "rush to defend scum", I call it defending the paper boy you didn't see coming up the street that you (might have) shot by accident while aiming at a criminal no longer threatening you.

      Of course I prefer to live in a country where I don't have to worry about my neighbor shooting at fleeing criminals. You would be arrested for merely owning the hand gun, and I voted for that. Between you and me that makes the GP post the middle ground. Don't get me wrong, Texas can have those laws if it wants, just don't ask me to live there. I'm sure the criminals know those laws too and act accordingly.

    165. Re:Lucky it was the police by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      While thats true, part of the fiction of rights is that they are inherent. That part of the Declaration of Independence that mentions inalienable rights and all that. Obviously rights aren't physicly enforced by the universe, if they were noone would ever need to fight for them or defend them. But when speaking about the philisophical and legal underpining of rights. they are very much inherent to the existance of the person, they do not derive from any other source.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    166. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's an allegedly racist website that makes the crime OK??? Are you pro rape too?

    167. Re:Lucky it was the police by crotherm · · Score: 1

      ...depends on the state.

      In Texas, you can chase him and your stuff down the street and still kill him.

      Not everyplace is as assinine as California. Ever wonder why most of the First World does not support capital punishment? And that is with all due process being followed. Sure, I'd be pissed if I caught someone ripping me off. And if I had a chance to smack them silly, well then I probably would. But I would not take a person's life over material things. Now if while I was being robbed and they tied us up and threatened to do Bad Stuff(tm), well then that would be a different story.

      This isn't just a pack of bubblegum or candy bar we're talking about here. You are right, we are talking about human life.

      --
      "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable" - JFK
    168. Re:Lucky it was the police by kalaf · · Score: 1

      Because if everyone who did it got caught, then there wouldn't be a lot of point in doing it. If everyone who did it wasn't caught, then you stand to lose many multiples of what you hope to gain. It works better if you have to work the fine off in jail rather than just pay it out as well, which someone already pointed out. You can't really implement this for small sample sizes.

      The basic point is that the system balances itself out based on how easy it is to get away with the crime. One of the problems with things like identity theft is that it's often really hard to catch the people who do it, and thus the risk:reward ratio is lower than it should be.

      It also takes a long time for this to become effective, since you catch the least able crooks with a higher regularity, and thus they get fines higher than they possibly deserve. After a while, if the theory works, you end up with mostly pro's remaining in the space and the fines skyrocket up to the point that anyone caught is basically jailed for life. At that level you aren't really affecting the criminal's decision because they are pro's and that's what they do. You are probably also dealing with people who are less consequence driven. On the plus side, the barrier to entry for a semi-pro goes up, and you have fewer organizations your legal system has to deal with.

    169. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a person who attacks me or deprives me of property forfeits their right to protection from me, they have in essence invited what is about to come.

      Their right to protection from you? That's a right? Give me a fucking break.

      So I have to let the person present a threat first? Essentially I have to say, ok criminal heres a jumpstart on killing me so I can comply with the law.

      Yeah, because flicking on the lights while drawing a guy down and announcing loudly "STOP OR I'LL SHOOT" is really giving them a fair chance to shoot you back.

      If I pull a gun on a criminal and say stop or ill shoot and he runs, why can't i shoot?

      If you need this answered for you then I would be inclined to believe you're actually a sociopath and should seek help.

      Or am I not allowed to apprehend a criminal because that would be depriving them of somekind of freedom?

      Oh, you're just an asshole who wants to put words in my mouth. Nowhere have I condoned the actions of the criminal. I believe they should be in jail, derived of freedom. I believe that a citizen should be allowed to safely detain a criminal. I believe criminals should go to jail, a place that is known for depriving people of many kinds of freedom.

      If they run and you shoot them in the back when they posed exactly no threat to you, you're going to end up in jail too. That's where sociopaths with itchy trigger fingers belong.

    170. Re:Lucky it was the police by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

      Anyway, you statistically cannot rehabilitate 100% of criminals, so by rehabilitating, you have a 100% chance that you are in effect purposely releasing offenders to later commit more crimes. In other words, if you "rehabilitate" and release, say, 1000 murderers, and on average say 5% will re-offend, you are basically KNOWINGLY causing another 20 avoidable murders of innocent people by knowingly releasing killers onto the streets. WTF? How did such craziness arise in our society?

      You know, there are criminals out there.
      By your logic you have to do something about it.
      But how can you prevent those criminals from commiting a crime?

      Ah, yes: Lock them up. And since you don't know who might become a criminal in the future, lock EVERYBODY up. Yes, including yourself.

      That souns ridiculous? It is.
      Just as your statement.

    171. Re:Lucky it was the police by lysse · · Score: 2

      Isn't it a good job that 14 year old girls always honestly, correctly and unambiguously identify their attackers?

    172. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What -- in your libertarian wet-dream world -- are you allowed to do ... WTF? You have it backwards, what you mean is an 'authoritarian' wet-dream world - a libertarian viewpoint would be exactly the opposite. Unless, like the rest of the US media, you've conveniently redefined terms such as 'libertarian', 'liberal', 'conservative', etc. to mean whatever the hell you want them to mean.
    173. Re:Lucky it was the police by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I certainly don't want to sit on my hands while some asshole carries my stereo out the front door, but if you shoot somebody to protect property, as opposed to protecting another person, or your own life, then you've essentially just killed someone for the sake of that piece of property.

      And my property is worth more to me than your life. It's my property. I have the right to be secure in my person and possessions. Someone that is violating my rights must be stopped. If they won't stop if I ask, then I am required to use force. A right I can not exercise is not a right. If you are implying that you would do nothing but be unhappy about it (or worse yet, you'd attempt to stop a robber with non-deadly force), then you have given up your rights and/or put your life in grave danger. Why do you want to protect the rights of the robbers more than my rights to be secure in my person and possessions?

    174. Re:Lucky it was the police by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      So you're basically saying that those who have never murdered should be treated as if they're exactly the same as people who have already committed murders, proving their willingness to do such? That is the stupidest straw-man argument I've ever seen. If you are a murderer, i.e. have already murdered, you obviously don't deserve the same chances and freedoms as people who have never murdered yet. Duh. Don't put words in my mouth that I didn't say.

    175. Re:Lucky it was the police by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Its not nonsense I hear, its not legal for me in many states in this country to actively defend myself from theft, my physical person needs to be in danger.

      I'm from Texas. If a bugler is running away, no longer on my property, and no threat to my person, I can still shoot him in the back. I'm used to those rules, and if you aren't allowed to defend/recover your property, you should move, rather than claiming that all others that wish to feel secure in their persons and possessions should just accept being abused by criminals.

    176. Re:Lucky it was the police by fredklein · · Score: 1

      if you shoot somebody to protect property, as opposed to protecting another person, or your own life, then you've essentially just killed someone for the sake of that piece of property

      No- I've killed someone for the sake of Society.

      You see, Society has Rules. These Rules are necessary to the operation of Society. One of these Rules is that you cannot take that which does not belong to you. Another is that you cannot kill other people.

      It's not fair to ignore the Rules in your own actions, then hide behind them when others act againt you. Therefore, If you choose to break the Rules, it's only fair that you are no longer protected by them, either. Therefore, it's okay for people to kill criminals.

      Simple.

    177. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%. It would be foolish to trust that there will always be police or other authorities handy to protect you, and though I don't own a gun myself, I fully support responsible gun ownership for the purpose of self defense. But my post was in response to someone who essentially stated that he feels it's appropriate to use any measure of force he likes in responding to an attack, even if it's just a matter of property theft. And while I'd be willing to kill to protect myself and my family, I think it's insane to suggest that it's okay to shoot somebody for stealing your car, or snatching your wallet. Even if the guy is a criminal scumbag, do I really want to be the guy who shot somebody in the face for some cash, or a piece of property that's probably insured anyway?

    178. Re:Lucky it was the police by PhysSurfer · · Score: 1

      You just set up a straw man argument, I said nothing whatsoever about the alleged crime discussed on vdare. My argument is that capital punishment is enforced in a racist fashion in this country. Using a racist website to help support the case for capital punishment supports my argument.

      To address your claim, I said nothing whatsoever about my views on rape, and since I question the validity of the source I have no reason to discuss the "crime".

    179. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you realize how far you've changed your story?

      You've gone from:

      when a bank robber who just killed the manager and a teller is walking out of a building to

      The guy empties his gun into the teller, grabs another magazine from his pocket and reloads Do you really think those two scenarios are even remotely similar? Because any rational person would not.

      Leaving the building, he is no longer a threat to you. Remaining in the room and reloading his gun, of course he is still a threat. You can't even keep your own story straight, and you want to try to put words in other people's mouths too? That wouldn't even get you a passing grade in "Strawmen 101."
    180. Re:Lucky it was the police by BeanThere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People who murder people who have done them wrong do not generally get any long term relief from the act.

      Maybe not, but: (a) at least they remove some rubbish from the gene pool, and (b) at least they have prevented the perpetrator from (in most cases) inevitably carrying out more attacks, thereby saving some other innocent people from having to become victims. I'd rather not have the person who took your eye still walking the same streets as I (and my family) do. It's perhaps not so much about "relief" or "revenge" as it is about *safety* from barbarians; forgiving the perpetrator isn't going to make them stop their behaviour (which is virtually never justified to begin with). I guess courts + jail is the better, 'civilized' option when it is possible, but in many cases this system unfortunately isn't effective enough. Drawn-out 'civilized' court cases also inflict further trauma on the victims of criminals.

    181. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      If I draw on a burglar, and tell him to get out, and he makes a move at me, then absolutely, at that point I'd say that the threat he poses to me justifies a violent response. But if grabs my VCR and runs away, I don't have the right to shoot him in the back for 'violating the sanctity of my home.' Seriously, try it some time, and let me know how you enjoy going to prison for assault with a deadly weapon.

    182. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you go confusing things by talking about the real world. But this is Slashdot, where theory trumps all.

    183. Re:Lucky it was the police by compro01 · · Score: 1

      and since there is a non-zero change you might kill someone, we should kill you pre-emptively.

      how is this suggestion differant from what you are suggesting?

      --
      upon the advice of my lawyer, i have no sig at this time
    184. Re:Lucky it was the police by Unleashd · · Score: 1

      Ok let me give you two situations to think about.

      House #1

      You are told that there is one million dollars in the house down the street. The owner is an anti-gun activist and goes out every Friday night for several hours. He also has no security system and the money is simply lying under a mattress.

      House #2

      You are told that there is one million dollars in the house down the street. The owner is a card carrying member of the NRA and goes to the rifle range every other weekend. He owns several pistols and a shotgun that you know about. He also has a concealed weapons permit.

      Analysis

      Let me preface this, IANAT(I am not a thief); however if I was desperately short on money and I knew of house #1, I would be at least tempted to take some money from there. However knowing what I know about house #2 would completely deter me from any thought of theft. To summarize the extent of the possible consequences determines the number of people willing to commit crimes.

      I know I chose two extreme side of the situation, but I believe at the same time they exemplify the ideology that exists in human beings. We are a selfish people, and with that selfishness comes a desire to live. If we know that by violating someone else's rights we will endanger ourselves, we tend to behave. If that isn't enought deterant then typically these are the people that would shoot you anyways if they found you in the home they were robbing. I'm not saying you should sneak up on someone robbing your home and shoot him in the back. But if I approached someone who was robbing my home, told them to freeze and they made any sudden motions, I would not hesitate to shoot them.

      My grandfather had a system for dealing with anyone who might break into his home. He had a 45 loaded by his bed. The first shell was bird shot. The second was hollow point. Just in case you need a breakdown of what that does, bird shot could kill him but most likely would just hurt like hell; hollow point would kill him. Basically you should use the necessary force required to protect yourself and your property. Any more than necessary is wrong but I don't believe it should be a punishable offense. The thief took his life into his own hands by wronging another person. If he is in your house uninvited he should expect to be removed from your property anyway you deem necessary.

      --
      We don't need no stinking sig!
    185. Re:Lucky it was the police by DreamingReal · · Score: 1
      The world you want to live in is the one where criminals rob you all day because they know you are too weak and afraid to defend yourself. The rule of law is not just what the government does, but what free citizens do to uphold the law and that includes defending themselves from crime


      You should have been modded +5, Confused. You talk about the Rule of Law but you clearly don't understand it. You support the Rule of Law by contacting proper authorities who have been vested with the power to apprehend the suspect during the crime and use deadly force in specific, defined circumstances or by providing evidence used to identify and detain the suspect at a later time. The idea that someone is innocent until proven guilty and can only be convicted and punished when his or her guilt has been established through evidence that removes reasonable doubt in a jury of his or her peers is the central idea of the Rule of Law.


      Also, the word "law" in "Rule of Law" is key. Laws are created by people elected to represent the citizenry, written down and publicly disclosed, enforced by proper authorities and upheld or repealed, constitutionally, by our court system. It is called "checks and balances". Contrast this to the "Rule of Man" which is the paramount idea of dictatorship, authoritarianism, and totalitarianism. The Rule of Man holds that a dictator or government may act of its own volition, charge and punish people without regard to any established law or system of prosecution, and not be accountable by checks or limitations in their actions. In shooting someone who boosts your stereo, you are exercising the Rule of Man by acting as judge, jury, and executioner.


      Furthermore, there is a reason we have a constitutional amendment against cruel and unusual punishment. It is so the government will not administer punishment that is worse than the crime. The loss of life is not equal to the loss of posessions. Shooting someone who takes your stereo is not a proportional response to the crime. That person should be charged and convicted of murder. Otherwise, people will use deadly force in response to all sorts of situations that do not warrant it and in doing so eliminate the Rule of Law from our society.


      The Rule of Law may seem like it favors criminals or allows the guilty to go free. But it doesn't. It protects people like you and me from being taken in the middle of the night, detained without charge, and punished without trial. It is what keeps our society civil and protects us not only from each other, but our government as well.

      --
      We want some answers and all that we get
      Some kind of shit about a terrorist threat

      - Ministry
    186. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      most rights descend from the concept of ownership

      Take a look at the bill of rights. How does property fit into these rights:

      1. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.
      2. or abridging the freedom of speech
      3. or of the press
      4. or the right of the people peaceably to assemble
      5. and to petition the government for a redress of grievances
      6. No person shall be held to answer for any capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury
      7. nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb
      8. nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself
      9. The accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial
      10. and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation
      11. to be confronted with the witnesses against him
      12. to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor
      13. and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense
      14. Excessive bail shall not be required
      15. nor excessive fines imposed
      16. nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted
    187. Re:Lucky it was the police by penguinbrat · · Score: 1

      Two wrongs don't make a right...

      From TFA...
      1) Using the stolen keys, Lodrick believes, Nelson made off with an unsolicited mailing from the bank. Lodrick said it contained two debit/credit cards she had not requested and, worse, a statement for a certificate of deposit that included her Social Security number. Personal identification numbers for the cards were in a separate envelope.
      2)"I'm scared, too," Lodrick answered. "Let's just wait for the police, and we can straighten this out." ... "I can't," Nelson said. "I'm on probation."
      3)Nor did Nelson, 31, appear to be remorseful. When she entered the courtroom in her orange jail jumpsuit and saw Lodrick, she smirked and waved at her. 4)Judge Kahn chastised her for her attitude.
      5) She was sentenced by Superior Court Judge Harold Kahn to the 44 days she had already served in county jail and three years' probation.
      6) Lodrick, who made a statement at sentencing, was dissatisfied. "I can't believe it," she said. "I went through six months of hell, and she's going to get probation? She was on probation when she victimized me. Obviously, probation's not helping."

      Hmmm... 6 wrongs apparently don't make it right either, personally I would rather stop at 2.

    188. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now if while I was being robbed and they tied us up and threatened to do Bad Stuff(tm), well then that would be a different story."

      Hehehehe.

      So you would get tough once they had your ass tied up and at their mercy.

      Self defence is about not getting to that point, you know ...

    189. Re:Lucky it was the police by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

      > but I do not see why this should have any impact on the punishment of the criminal.

      Simply put, revenge.

      --
      boycott slashdot February 10th - 17th check out: altSlashdot.org
    190. Re:Lucky it was the police by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't know what I would do in that situation, as we slept right through the last time we were burgled. They were pretty quiet. Fortunately for us, they didn't kill us. But I have to think that if you catch them in the act and the run away, that they will think one of two things:
      1. Whoa! That was close. I'm never going to do that again.
      or
      2. Hey! I got away with it. I'm going to bust into that house again.!

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    191. Re:Lucky it was the police by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I am not a thief either, and if I were desperately short of money, I would get a job. I would never steal money or possessions of another person. I just couldn't do it. If I really just couldn't afford to even buy food for my family, which I have come very close to before, I don't know if I might actually steal food. Probably not. I would probably beg on the corner first. Last time I got in a situation where I didn't think I could feed my family, I sold my house and lived off of the proceeds until I was able to get a job.
      I know everyone plays the line drawing game, but I believe very strongly that no one should every steal anything. Even food. Yes, it is wrong to steal even food. I think the punishment for stealing food should be much less severe than for stealing property, which should be very severe. But let's face it, in the good old USA (and it may be different where you live), there is no valid reason to steal another person's property.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    192. Re:Lucky it was the police by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Zero sum game, my eye. If someone steals my two year old TV, they should have to buy me a brand new one, plus pay for my new security system and the monitoring fees for the rest his life. I'm sick and tired of this system where the criminals steal your stuff and you either a) don't get it back and the criminal gets to enjoy your property or 2) you get your property back, but now have to live in fear that the criminal or his cronies are going to retaliate against you for getting them thrown in jail for a couple of weeks.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    193. Re:Lucky it was the police by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I'll bite.

      The rule saying that you can't kill other people is applied to you, not to them. Also, most societies also have strict rules about the "right to a fair trial". If you see someone walking away from your house with a television in their arms that looks like yours, and you shoot and kill them, then you have literally become judge, jury, and executioner. There is a (small) chance that the situation was not exactly what it seemed, and that no crime was being committed on their part... so... whoops!

    194. Re:Lucky it was the police by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      House #3 You are told that there is one million dollars in the house down the street. The owner also has a pack of large dogs that free roam inside and out. That is the house you would be a fool to mess with no matter if the owner is armed or not. Very interesting studies show that theives are not very intimidated by gun owning homeowners because they think the homeowner won't pull the trigger but those same theives are extremely intimidated by dogs and will wisely skip those houses. Even small dogs are intimidating because in part they can be very noisy in addition to giving nasty little bites. Big dogs can take off arms, legs, heads and really mess up your face. One dog is bad. Two is worse. A large pack is not to be messed with. Yes, their are friendly dogs. Yes, you could try throwing them a treat. But are you willing to risk your life on that bet or would it be better to just move on down the road... Don't mess with House #3.

    195. Re:Lucky it was the police by zen-theorist · · Score: 1

      Whats at stake is more than my stereo or my TV or my kid's bike. What's at stake is my right to peacably own property. What's at stake is the rule of law in our free society. While on the outside its easy to say that a persons life is worth more than a TV, is a person's life worth more that the rights a criminal had to violate in order to take the TV? It is most definitely not.

      A criminal is not just taking a TV from me, they are taking away my rights of property ownership. As long as we accept that a criminal is the victim when a burglary goes bad then we have no property rights, and essentially no rights at all since most rights descend from the concept of ownership.

      I cannot believe parent was modded insightful. You are exaggerating when you say your right to own property is at stake. Noone is taking away your right to own property, they are just taking away your property. You (and the state) hunt them down, and you (and the state) punish them appropriately. Your property is returned to you, and everything is fine and dandy.

      Let me give you a spectrum of varying situations, and tell me if you would employ armed defense in every case. Assume you are a woman on a street, and a strange man:

      • walks by you
      • starts jerking off in front of you
      • stops to talk to you
      • flirts with you
      • makes nasty comments about you
      • pats you on the butt
      • takes off with your purse
      • forcibly grabs you off the street
      • molests you
      • wounds you
      • rapes you
      • tries to kill you
      My guess is noone will do so in the first two cases; noone will avoid armed defense in the last two cases either. At each stage, some of your rights are likely being violated (right to privacy, right to life, right to property, right to dignity, etc). The question is: where do you draw the line?
    196. Re:Lucky it was the police by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Actually, OP is the one playing God, and I was tossing in a suggestion.
      The thought of trying to set myself up as an entity capable of trotting out Reality humbles me nearly to total silence.

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    197. Re:Lucky it was the police by fredklein · · Score: 1

      The rule saying that you can't kill other people is applied to you, not to them

      No, it is 'applied' to *US*. Rules regulate interactions. I can interact with someone in certain ways (saying hello) , but not in others (stealing their TV). Since THEY have choosen to not follow the rules when interacting with me, then there is no logical reason I must follow the rules when interacting with them.

      Please note, we ALREADY DO THIS: A criminal (who choses to not follow the rules of civilized society) is thrown in jail, thereby removing some of their Rights and privleges that they would ordinarily be allowed in Society.

      Also, most societies also have strict rules about the "right to a fair trial"

      Trials are to determine guilt or innocence. If there is no doubt, there is no need for a trial.

      If you see someone walking away from your house with a television in their arms that looks like yours, and you shoot and kill them, then you have literally become judge, jury, and executioner.

      Yeah. So??

      There is a (small) chance that the situation was not exactly what it seemed, and that no crime was being committed on their part... so... whoops!


      So, I might not shoot them under those exact circumstances. If I found them IN my house, I probably WOULD shoot them. If I found my TV missing, and a fresh set of tracks in the snow leading directly to them, I probably would shoot them. Every situation is different, and judgement is needed.

      What was your point again?

    198. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very straightforward: Fuck with Og, Og crush.

      Does that make you proud to be an American? Us here in the civilised world outside your borders rank intelligence a little higher on our priorities.

    199. Re:Lucky it was the police by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's as though being raped lends a supernatural clarity to their vision.
      Maybe we should just get rid of SETI/FERMILAB and replace them with a squadron
      of freshly-raped 12-14 year-old girls.

      I'm certain we would find ye little green men / god particle, and sentence them/it
      to death by hanging... with plenty of time for a commercial break and credits.

    200. Re:Lucky it was the police by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

      To sidestep your asinine semantic games (that someone mistakenly perceived as insightful)...

      "Every generalization has at least one exception, and this one is its own."

      Will that dog hunt for you?

    201. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not, but: (a) at least they remove some rubbish from the gene pool, and (b) at least they have prevented the perpetrator from (in most cases) inevitably carrying out more attacks,

      and (c) have demonstrated that they are capable of, and have committed, murder - and should therefore as rubbish (by your own and their rules) be removed from the gene pool.

      Where the fuck does this end? If you think killing people is wrong, then stop your society from killing people.

    202. Re:Lucky it was the police by grolaw · · Score: 1

      OH, yeah. That's a compelling argument.

      You don't trust the government to regulate the Internet or other business ventures, do you? The Government can't educate, maintain the roads and all sorts of other things that should be privatized, right?

      SO, exactly HOW do you come to the conclusion that the government is infallible (or, can become infallible) when it takes a person's life?

    203. Re:Lucky it was the police by thegnu · · Score: 1

      Does that make you proud to be an American? Us here in the civilised world outside your borders rank intelligence a little higher on our priorities.

      1. It's a human reaction, since we are all animals.
      2. I said it's gratifying, not something to be proud of
      3. The instinct itself, to defend oneself, is very valuable and is the same instinct mothers use to protect their children. If you've lost it, my friend, I pity you.

      I grew up in Mexico, so I quite possibly have a broader perspective that you, Anonymous Coward, if that is in fact your real name. But that's neither here nor there. I know just about all Latin American countries tend to pride themselves in being connected to their emotions, their pride, their dignity.

      You may be talking about France or Germany, who for example before 9/11 was beginning to deal with Saddam Hussein. No surprise they opposed us on the war, since they're so obviously peaceful. Britain, very peaceful, and accepting big brother with no comment.

      Japan couldn't if it wanted to spend resources on war, thanks to the United States. Not that the US is Jesus, or anything.

      Y'all in Israel are completely motivated by logic, huh? But, of course! God says the land's yours!

      You can't be from China, or India, or Korea, or Viet Nam, or Singapore, too traditional and violent or too conformist.

      You are definitely not talking about a single country in Africa, Western Europe, Russia, I think Spaniards are too impulsive to meet your criteria.

      So I surmise that you must be talking about Canada, Iceland, Australia or New Zealand, the Nordic countries, or maybe Italy. In that case, you're a fucking elitist pig who thinks you're better than the rest of the world, and you should be ashamed of yourself. On the other hand, you might just be full of shit. Proud to be a what? Fuck you.
      --
      Please stop stalking me, bro.
    204. Re:Lucky it was the police by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Simple: hold politicians to the same rules!

      If one idiot in an office can dramatically worsen the quality of hundreds of thousands of lives with a mere pen stroke, I nominate that idiot for the wood chipper.

      --
      -Billco, Fnarg.com
    205. Re:Lucky it was the police by Hadryon · · Score: 1

      My taxes are going to pay for an unpopular war, health care for millions of illegal immigrants, and a small number of police in this nation. My taxes are not saving me from the people who break into my house, steal three years of development work on a new Battletech game, and sell those computers for personal gain.

      You can moan all you like about how the government takes care of us all, and so we should never stand up for our own rights, because that should make things closer to your personal dream world. I now have new locks, a license to carry concealed, and a Sig Sauer that dares someone to break into my place again.

      You see, the government gave me that license, too. The Constitution says I can carry it. One day, weaklings like you may actually thank someone like me, but I really doubt it. Your pastoral dream world died with the Soviet Union, but you failed to see the connection. The government cannot and should not be the only executor of the law. If you allow such a thing to happen, then you too belong on the Nuremberg docket with all the others who let monsters rule. Absolute power corrupts, so a government with absolute powers cannot be anything good.

      --
      "*giggle* Good news... I figured out what the thing you just incinerated did..."
    206. Re:Lucky it was the police by Hadryon · · Score: 1

      Besides, while he's running away, I'll yell "HEY, you left your wallet!" When he turns around.... then I'll shoot him.

      --
      "*giggle* Good news... I figured out what the thing you just incinerated did..."
    207. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on. I'm not an American, and I'm no fan of America. (I live in a Scandinavian country; we're certainly industrialised, yet we undoubtedly lack civilisation in our own peculiar little ways.)

      Yet the parent was talking about a basic property of humans; the satisfaction gained by influencing the world directly and physically, by being able to act. When we organize ourselves in a society, we suppress this desire, as we suppress many desires, because we recognize that it is to some degree irrational: if we feel we've been wronged in some terrible way, we not be able to settle the question of guilt and exact justice on the perceived wrongdoer in a fair manner. Still, very few people are able to honestly say that they never see the appeal of vigilantism on any level of thought, conscious or unconscious.

      Claiming that non-Americans have transcended this biological property of the human mind is ridiculous.

    208. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      Wait, wait, wait. Am I supposed to be a commie, or a Nazi? I'm confused.

      Let me clarify my position, since you seem a little confused, too. I'm not suggesting you sleep with your door open, all your valuables stacked for convenient loading, and a few icy beers in the fridge for anyone who wants to stop in and rob you. Of course, you have an obligation to protect yourself from crime. I'm not suggesting you should expect (or desire) the government to be there 100% of the time to protect you. And good for you if you're armed and ready to defend yourself.

      My point, very simply, is that there's a difference between using deadly force to save your life, and using deadly force to save a piece of property. I believe most states have self defense laws based on the principle of 'castling'--i.e., if someone breaks into your house, you can assume they're a threat, and respond lethally. I have no problem with that. Fire away.

      On the other hand, if you're walking home some night, and you see a guy walking out of your building carrying your stuff, then I think it's insane to suggest that it's okay to shoot him for it. By all means, pull a gun, order him to freeze, call the cops, but your right to your property doesn't outweigh another human's right to life, even if that human is a thieving, degenerate asshole. So spare me the nonsensical historical references; my unwillingness to take a life for the sake of some cash doesn't make me a sheep.

    209. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on, why stop there? If somebody robs you, don't just shoot him--find out where he lives, and rob him right back! And hey, he might have a wife, or maybe some daughters--I bet if you rape them, that'll make other robbers think twice before they mess with you! But maybe that's too much. Maybe you should just burn his house down. After all, he's a criminal, so he doesn't deserve the protection of laws.

      But see, the laws don't stop being laws just because somebody breaks them. Nor does the law give you the right to act as judge, jury, and executioner (apart from cases of self defense) just because you feel you're entitled to do whatever you like to somebody who robs you. So go ahead, follow those tracks in the snow to the punk who took your TV and shoot him in the face. Make sure to call the cops when you're done--I'm sure they'll want to thank you for administering a little Texas justice. Or else they'll want to arrest you for murder, one or the other.

    210. Re:Lucky it was the police by jamesh · · Score: 1

      My point is that there are laws against you taking the law into your own hands, and that those laws are there for a reason.

    211. Re:Lucky it was the police by fredklein · · Score: 1

      My point is that there are laws against you taking the law into your own hands, and that those laws are there for a reason.

      And as I have said, if THEY don't follow the law (when dealing with me, there is no logical reason *I* should have to follow the law (when dealing with them).

      A game isn't fair if only one side follows the rules. Neither is Society.

    212. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with self defense, and in most places the law says that anyone who breaks into your home can be reasonably assumed to pose a threat to you, which means that if you shoot him, it's permited under law. My point, from the first post on, is that a different standard exists for protecting your property than for protecting your life. So while it's okay to shoot a thief in your living room, it would not be okay to follow the thief home, shoot him, and take your stuff back. I would think that this would be obvious, but some folks on /. seem to feel that at the first sign of a transgression they have a Constitutionally protected right to execute the offender, desecrate his corpse, and say mean things about his mother, regardless of whether the thief poses a threat.

    213. Re:Lucky it was the police by fredklein · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on, why stop there?

      Because that is the limit of our interactions. If I meet someone on the street, and they cordially say 'hello', then I say 'hello' right back. The next time I see them is a NEW situation. If they curse at me that second time, I curse right back. Third time, the smile at me, I smile back.

      If somebody robs you, don't just shoot him--find out where he lives, and rob him right back!

      Aren't there several quite popular movies with that as the plot??

      After all, he's a criminal, so he doesn't deserve the protection of laws.

      Not WHILE while they are comitting the crime. THEY choose to NOT live under the Law. THEY choose to give up the Law.

      Nor does the law give you the right...

      You seem to be stuck on the whole 'legal/illegal' thing. I'm speaking of the 'Right/Wrong' (or 'moral/immoral') thing. While laws and morals often coincide, they also diverge sometimes.

      If my opponent cheats at cards, I can either play by the rules or cheat back. Playing by the rules makes me lose. Cheating back either levels the playing field, or guarantees me the win, depending how well I cheat back. I find it Morally Right to do so, and deny the cheater of his ill gotten gains.

      You, evidently, would just sit there and lose.

    214. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      Are you ten years old? I ask because your post displays not only an alarmingly immature sense of moral reasoning, but a basic lack of common sense. See, the law determines what's okay, and what's not okay. It also determines how to deal with people who do things which are not okay. Nowhere (that I know of) in the laws of the US does it say that people who break the laws are now fair game for anyone who wants to do anything for them. Yes, they may be imprisoned, or sentenced to die, but this too is covered under the rules. If, instead of the rule of law, we embraced your system of justice, it would be totally cool to blow away criminals: murderers, rapists, robbers, jay walkers, shoplifters, whatever. The RIAA wouldn't have to sue you for downloading music: they could just send a team of hitmen to blow up your house. Maybe that would be more in keeping with your sense of what's fair. Those of us who are not ten years old will continue doing things the old way. Thanks. Bye.

    215. Re:Lucky it was the police by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      No, stupid, I'd shoot him under the table, rob his corpse, and rape his wife. He's cheating, so the rules don't count for him.

    216. Re:Lucky it was the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite the fact that god says stone a woman to death if she doesn't scream loudly enough when she is raped....

      What part of "God === Good" don't you understand? It's all that Satan's thinking going on in your brain, boy. You gotta turn that useless organ off and just do whatever the Bible says. It's the key to salvation after all.

    217. Re:Lucky it was the police by jamesh · · Score: 1

      So... where do you draw the line? Which of the following would result in you gunning someone down? Why/Why not?

      . While driving, someone pulls out in front of you causing you to have to brake hard
      . While driving, someone in front of you only turns on their indicator two seconds before the corner instead of the required three seconds
      . While sitting in a park, an adult drops some rubbish on the ground and walks away, thus spoiling the park for you and everyone else
      . As above, but a two year old child
      . As above, but a thirty year old person with downs syndrome (you fail to notice this before shooting them three times in the head)
      . A neighbor playing music above the legal level at 1am in the morning.

    218. Re:Lucky it was the police by fredklein · · Score: 1

      the law determines what's okay, and what's not okay,/i>

      No. The Law determines what is Legal and Illegal. The difference is crucial.

      Nowhere (that I know of) in the laws of the US does it say that people who break the laws are now fair game for anyone who wants to do anything for them.

      So? I'm not talking about what the LAW says.

      If, instead of the rule of law, we embraced your system of justice, it would be totally cool to blow away criminals: murderers, rapists, robbers, jay walkers, shoplifters, whatever.

      So? There'd be a LOT fewer "murderers, rapists, robbers, ... shoplifters, whatever". (Jay walking is a victimless crime.)

      The RIAA wouldn't have to sue you for downloading music: they could just send a team of hitmen to blow up your house.

      Um, two points:
      1) downloading is also a victimless crime.
      2) have a sense of proportion.

    219. Re:Lucky it was the police by fredklein · · Score: 1

      So... where do you draw the line? Which of the following would result in you gunning someone down? Why/Why not?

      None. The first 2 are not crimes, the 3rd (littering) is minor and deserving of nothing more than a lecture. The child is the responsibility of the parents. The 'tard is, well, 'tarded. As for the noisy neighbor, I'd TALK to him, ASK him to turn it down. If he didn't, I think a brick thru the window would get the point across.

      YOU seem to be the only one talking about "gunning someone down" for non-crimes or minor infractions.

      Get help.

    220. Re:Lucky it was the police by fredklein · · Score: 1

      I'd shoot him under the table, rob his corpse, and rape his wife.

      You seem to have no sense of proportion. If someone cheats IN A GAME, then it is fair to cheat back IN THE GAME. Killing, robbing and raping are all OUTSIDE THE GAME, and would NOT be fair.

      He's cheating, so the rules don't count for him.

      He's cheating IN THE GAME, so the rules don't count for him IN THE GAME.

      Sheesh.

    221. Re:Lucky it was the police by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Why should we waste our time & money rehabilitating shitbags? It turns out to be the least expensive option available.
      --
      sigs are hazardous to your health
    222. Re:Lucky it was the police by bentcd · · Score: 1

      They made the choice to die when they decided to take stuff that wasn't theirs! Heh. I can see it already.

      "They made the choice to die when they pirated my latest album!"

      "They made the choice to die when they brought a camcorder into my theater!"

      "They made the choice to die when they modchipped their PS3!"
      --
      sigs are hazardous to your health
    223. Re:Lucky it was the police by bentcd · · Score: 1

      It's not fair to ignore the Rules in your own actions, then hide behind them when others act againt you. Therefore, If you choose to break the Rules, it's only fair that you are no longer protected by them, either. Therefore, it's okay for people to kill criminals. Except, possibly, when the Rules say that you cannot kill people just for being criminals.
      --
      sigs are hazardous to your health
    224. Re:Lucky it was the police by MacJedi · · Score: 1

      And as I have said, if THEY don't follow the law (when dealing with me, there is no logical reason *I* should have to follow the law (when dealing with them).
      Thus passes the rule of law from the world...
      --
      2^5
    225. Re:Lucky it was the police by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      What part of "snowball's chance in hell" don't you understand? But if you have video, catch the guy in the act of torturing 20 people, have 50 eyewitnesses, sometimes you just have to execute them. But if you have to depend on a prosecutor up for election, a defense attorney who can't get a better job and 12 people who couldn't get out of jury duty, you should almost always side on jail time not the death penalty.

      --
      Our founding fathers removed the guys in charge. Be American. Vote incumbents out.
    226. Re:Lucky it was the police by grolaw · · Score: 1

      I am an attorney. I was also a pure science major: biology & chemistry. I was a prosecutor for 18 months at the beginning of my legal career. You have only your blood-lust and popular press accounts to support your position.

      There are many things wrong with the Judiciary and laws of the states and federal government - Why don't you distinguish the two 1st Amendment decisions issued on June 25, 2007: Federal Election Commission v. Wisconsin Right to Life, Inc and Morse v. Frederick?

      One has to do with the 14th Amendment "right" of corporations to have and exercise 1st Amendment speech through last minute, high dollar attack ads in political campaigns and the other provides that a student, out of school and not involved in a school activity who unfurled a sheet painted with "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" as the Olympic Torch passed by on the streets of Anchorage - could be lawfully suspended from school for exercising his first amendment rights with a nonsense sign.

      How, exactly does this pair of decisions square with, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." That's the 1st Amendment....

      Explain how these directly contrary decisions support your faith in the ability of the Government to infallibly determine who lives and dies under our court system?

  2. 45 minutes? by jhutchens · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would take me 45 minutes to run up ONE of thoes big SF hills.

    1. Re:45 minutes? by thegnu · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would take me 45 minutes to run up ONE of thoes big SF hills.

      OPUS: Aren't there a lot of THOSE in San Francisco?
      MILO: Those what? Hills?
      OPUS: No... you know... THOSE...
      MILO: Rice-a-roni?

      (paraphrasing a little, because Google can't help me text-search my bloom county books)

      --
      Please stop stalking me, bro.
    2. Re:45 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The map shows the trail through Market Street, a really flat and level stretch of road in San Francisco. South of Market is flat too.

    3. Re:45 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then put down the soft drink, ditch the fast food, get away from the computer, and actually go outside. Better yet, go for a walk.

  3. Feh. by jpellino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With a little bit of digging, I got the name, address and phone of two of the people who got to use my debit card three years ago. One bought a Nextel cell phone, the other paid their Progressive insurance bill. I called Progressive and escalated this, and asked them what they were going to do. The answer? "I guess next time she'll have to pay cash."

    --
    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
    1. Re:Feh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yep. This is the worst part of the feel-good story -- the end. So after all of this, the unrepentant thief gets ... time served + probation? The fact that she was already on probation for fraud when she started her crime spree is like an EXTRA slap in the face. She could've walked out of that courtroom and done exactly the same thing, to the original victim, or someone else.

      I thought the point of probation was that if you committed a crime during your probation, you went to jail. No? Then what's the point? We hear about jail sentences for people who are too stupid to close up porn popups, but someone who flagrantly breaks the law, and willfully causes real financial and emotional harm to another person while on probation for (probably?) doing the same thing before, gets probation?

      It doesn't make sense. I guess the stereotypes of California being an overly liberal state must be true. The Daily Show said it best when they said that the lesson from the high profile murder acquittals was that if you're going to commit murder, make sure you do it in California.

    2. Re:Feh. by Windows+Breaker+G4 · · Score: 1

      I saw that too and that part really pissed me off. Who ever made the plea bargain fucked up. Hell why did they make one? It sounds like they had an open shut case.

      --
      brickspeed.net for your old Volvo performance addiction
    3. Re:Feh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an issue of liberalness. It's an issue of room. The bottom line is that California has more potential prisoners than they have room for. Consequently, things like house arrest and probation are almost always the preferred option for non-violent offenders in California. Now, if you want to fork-up a few hundred million for more prisons in California I'm sure they'd be happy to imprison more folks. Until then, it's best to stick to what you know.

    4. Re:Feh. by keepingmyheaddown · · Score: 1

      This is typical justice as administered by the San Francisco district attorney's office. Petty, and not so petty, criminals and dealers commute daily to SF from the rest of the bay area to do their thing, it's a complete farce.

    5. Re:Feh. by beej · · Score: 1

      It doesn't make sense. I guess the stereotypes of California being an overly liberal state must be true.

      Yup, that sounds like the only conclusion you can come to.

      But for everyone else:

      Over 10% of the nation's prison population is in California. California has more people in prison than any other state. More people live in California prisons than live in Dayton, Ohio. Prisons are over capacity, sometimes by a factor of two.

      So it becomes a matter of "who should we kick out on the street to put in this non-violent identify thief?"

    6. Re:Feh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Over 10% of the nation's prison population is in California"

      Yes, and over 10% of the nation's entire population is in California. What was your point again?

    7. Re:Feh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't Califronia have that "3 Strikes You're Out Rule?"

      So, by my count (after having read the article):

      1) First Fraud offense (for which the perp was serving probation)
      2) Second Fraud offense (TFA)
      3) Third fraud offsense (for which the perp had an outstanding warrant that TFA alludes to).

      By my count, she's in for a heap-o-trouble.

      All over a stupid Prada wallet, leather jacket, and Gucci glasses. Doesn't sound worth it to me.

    8. Re:Feh. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      Part of the problem of overcrowded prisons in California is due to the refusal of many communities to deport illegal aliens, so they end up in cells. This is a characteristic of liberals.

      Another part is due to conservatives, who insist on imprisoning people for drugs.

      Eliminate imprisoning people for brain-dead reasons and there'll be plenty of room for jailing people who are actively and purposefully harming others.

      --
      Contribute to civilization: ari.aynrand.org/donate
    9. Re:Feh. by beej · · Score: 1

      Look at the big brain on the AC. I'd tell you right now there are other states with higher percentages of their populations in prison, but that'd just contribute to you further missing the point.

    10. Re:Feh. by Damvan · · Score: 1

      The California three strikes law only applies to "serious felonies" and "violent felonies." Identity theft and fraud do not fall within those two categories.

      http://www.silicon-valley.com/3strikes.html

  4. Knowing the American "justice" system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So... how long before Karen's sued by the thieving bitch for harrasment and stalking...?

  5. I had a similar experience by benhocking · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Someone had used my credit card number to buy a cell phone. When I saw the charge on my CC statement, I called the cell phone company (can't remember which one it was anymore) and asked what address it went to. Even though they paid for it with my credit card, they said they weren't allowed to provide me with any information. I called my credit card company, got a new card, and told them what I knew. Since the money came out of their pocket and not mine, I assume they didn't quit that easily.

    --
    Ben Hocking
    Need a professional organizer?
    1. Re:I had a similar experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the money came out of their pocket and not mine, I assume they didn't quit that easily.

      Or they just wrote it off and called it a day.

      I'm really curious as to why there aren't huge crackdowns and law enforcement efforts to catch these thieves. I mean, government is in the pocket of big business, banks are the biggest of businesses...

      Unless is really isn't as prevalent as we all think it is, of course.

    2. Re:I had a similar experience by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      The money didn't come out of the bank's pocket, it came out of the merchant's pocket. Banks are in a pretty strong position when a merchant sends them a charge that the cardholder didn't authorize.

      Now, given that the merchant was a cell phone company, I'd assume they're too incompetent to even be able to cut off service to the thief. But they'll charge you another $300 if he cancels his contract.

    3. Re:I had a similar experience by orclevegam · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm really curious as to why there aren't huge crackdowns and law enforcement efforts to catch these thieves. I mean, government is in the pocket of big business, banks are the biggest of businesses...

      The problem is that prosecuting these cases would cost the credit companies more than letting them drop. The reason for this is that the credit companies don't take the hit for CC fraud, the retailers and the victim do. Essentially when a credit company gets notified that some charges are fraudulent they just cancel the payments to the retailer, and the retailer is stuck with the losses. Now, if credit card fraud was less common, and checking fraud or maybe some other form of fraud was more common in identity theft cases, then you'd see the banks sitting up and taking notice.

      --
      Curiosity was framed, Ignorance killed the cat.
    4. Re:I had a similar experience by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      Well since the credit card companies won't take responsibility, it is up to the merchants to do so. I'm not saying it's right to put the responsibility squarely on the merchant's shoulders, but life isn't fair. And since credit companies just cancel payment to the retailers, there is a strong business case to make sure that charges aren't fraudulent.

      I would say more often than not I never have my ID checked when using a credit card. Especially now that most POS stations have a self-swipe mechanism. I could swipe anyone's card and the cashier would be none-the-wiser.

      Also, I've noticed that a lot of retailers aren't even requiring a signature for transactions under $25. All of this will contribute to more identity theft and make it harder to find these criminals.

      I guess it all comes down to convenience vs. security. I personally would rather sign for my $10 charge and have the extra protection and paper trail it provides.

      --
      I got nothin'
    5. Re:I had a similar experience by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even though they paid for it with my credit card, they said they weren't allowed to provide me with any information.

      Heh, you gotta love the resistance some businesses have to logic. I was in a sort of similar situation (though luckily not as severe) with Amazon. Someone used Amazon's "recommend a book to a friend" feature (probably patented) to make an ominous, personal threat to me. I reported this and asked for the sender's information, and was told that they couldn't reveal that information because it's private.

      Yes, that's right: Amazon seriously believed that giving out the names of people who made threats to their "friends" using the "recommend a book" feature, somehow compromised the integrity of the system.

      Eventually, once the Indians passed it up through a few levels of supervisors they relented though.

    6. Re:I had a similar experience by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Also, I've noticed that a lot of retailers aren't even requiring a signature for transactions under $25. All of this will contribute to more identity theft and make it harder to find these criminals.

      I guess it all comes down to convenience vs. security. I personally would rather sign for my $10 charge and have the extra protection and paper trail it provides.

      And how does having a signature on paper provide any more protection then not? The reason they require you to sign for purchases is because that receipt is treated as a legal contract between you and the merchant agreeing to pay for that merchandise. In the event of identity theft that document is worthless so having a signed receipt means exactly nothing. The reason they don't require a signature on purchases under $25 is because the cost of prosecuting the theft is more than the theft itself, so not worth their time, they'll just blacklist you instead and refuse you further business and leave the courts out of it.

      --
      Curiosity was framed, Ignorance killed the cat.
    7. Re:I had a similar experience by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
      It's surprising how much companies are willing to write off. A few years ago, when I was having work done on my house, someone ordered about $500 worth of frozen food on my credit card. It seemed likely that it was one of the many workers coming and going through my house. However, the credit card company and the food company showed no interest in pursuing it. They even had a delivery address. I was pretty pissed, and tried to get the address out of them. It went nowhere.

      What annoyed me is that I'm sure this guy's employer, who is trusting his employees not to steal from his customers, might have an interest in identifying this guy. However, because it was never pursued, he never found out about it.

      --
      It's not wasting time, I'm educating myself.
    8. Re:I had a similar experience by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Ask your bank for a non-credit-backed "ATM" card. They'll likely be able to issue one to you. They often reserve those for people that don't qualify for a credit card (and thus can't be trusted with the overdraft float allowed in a credit-backed debit card). If your bank won't issue one, find a smaller (usually locally owned) bank. They always have them.

      Once you have the card, you have to get used to matching up credit card network symbols to the debit card network symbols (MasterCard -> Maestro/Cirrus, Discover/Novus -> Pulse, VISA -> VISA Debit). If a retailer displays the credit card symbol in their window or on the cash register, the corresponding type of debit card is probably going to work as well. Many times there are a half-dozen other debit-only network symbols (Shazam, Star, etc.) on the swipe reader, and all of those will be accepted too.

      A PIN is always required to run a transaction with one of these cards. They are debit-only, and will draw funds directly from your bank account until you're out, then there's usually a very small overdraft limit (about $200 at the most) and the bank will rape you for that overdraft charge.

    9. Re:I had a similar experience by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      UGH! WHY DOES THE SIGNATURE THING MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SAFER!?!?

      Because most people don't understand that the signature is not a form of identity verification, but to ensure that the receipt holds up as a legal contract in court. It also doesn't help that not long ago the credit card companies were all lauding how great their new security feature that prevents the name from being erased is at stopping credit card fraud.

      --
      Curiosity was framed, Ignorance killed the cat.
    10. Re:I had a similar experience by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Since the money [for the fraudulently purchased cell phone] came out of [the credit card company's] pocket and not mine, I assume they didn't quit that easily.

      The retail price of a phone is what, $250? $300?

      It was almost certainly cheaper for your card issuer to simply eat the cost of the item than to dedicate any resources to investigating the crime. Now, if someone had used your card to buy a $3000 PC, they MIGHT have looked into it.

    11. Re:I had a similar experience by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      We have Chip & PIN cards in the UK and most of Europe. It's probably just as easy to steal someone's PIN as it is to forge their signature. Easier in some cases, probably, because to steal a PIN you just need to remember a four-digit number. Of course now banks turn round and blame the customer if their account gets dipped, because obviously they must have revealed their PIN to someone...

    12. Re:I had a similar experience by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1

      I really wish they'd make cards that require the pin for the transaction, that would curb 95% of the cc theft out there.

      I disagree. It would just change the attack vector and perhaps the type of criminal that takes advantage of it. People would suddenly feel safe with the pin entry and get complacent. All it would take is to insert a hacked device that gathers both credit card information and pin number and forwards that information to perpetrator. The perpetrator could easily generate fake cards that worked just fine and use them with the pin. The forgeries wouldn't even have to be very good because nobody would bother to check -- assuming that the pin takes care of it (keep in mind the process of using a debit card at a grocery store today; the cashier never has to see the card). In order to pull this off, someone would have to be in a position to insert the hacked device, so it would eliminate some store clerk pulling your credit card number from the carbon copy of your receipt. However, it would become ultra-attractive to the professional criminal because once they work their way into the supply chain, it would be so incredibly easy to pull off for them.
      --

      GreyPoopon
      --
      Why is it I can write insightful comments but can't come up with a clever signature?

    13. Re:I had a similar experience by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      ... I could swipe anyone's card and the cashier would be none-the-wiser ...

      Don't you have "chip and pin" in the US?

      --
      America, Home of the Brave. ... .and the Squaw.
    14. Re:I had a similar experience by cHALiTO · · Score: 1

      Well, there's a reason for that. It IS a matter of privacy. Not that a that guy's privacy is more important than yours, but the guy at amazon doesn't know who the fuck you are, and if they gave that information to anyone who just calls up and says 'hey, someone theatened me! give me his address!', they might just as well post it online for everyone to see. I'm actually surprised they even gave you the info without you even at least reporting the incident to the police.

      --
      "Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." -- Terry Pratchett
    15. Re:I had a similar experience by LordBafford · · Score: 1

      They is not protection at all on credit cards. My friend has one with his picture on it. So asked him to let me charge our drinks on it at the bar. I went to the bartender that didn't know em and handed him the card with the picture showing up. He run it up and gave me the receipt to sign. No questions asked. Anyone can use anyones card when ever they want and get away with it, I mean my friend and I look nothing alike at all. I am going to try the same thing with a girls CC and see if it works too. Most places don't give a crap about whose card it is they just want the money.

      --
      Today's Tomorrow is Yesterday's Future! --- "Where Ever You Go, There You Are" -- Diablo 1
    16. Re:I had a similar experience by rfc1394 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The money didn't come out of the bank's pocket, it came out of the merchant's pocket. Banks are in a pretty strong position when a merchant sends them a charge that the cardholder didn't authorize.

      Incorrect. If a merchant accepts a transaction without signature, then the merchant is responsible for the charge if the charge is disputed and the merchant can't prove validity. On the other hand, when the merchant accepts a transaction with a signature, unless the bank can prove the signature on the slip did not match the signature on the card (which is pretty hard when it's someone using a stolen card), then the bank is liable for the transaction if disputed. In fact, I'm not sure, but it is possible if the transaction is signed at all that the merchant is not liable. Now, in the older days before 100% validation, a merchant had a "floor limit", say $25 or $50, and the merchant could approve a transaction for that amount without calling it in; over that limit, they had to call for verification. Now, on a transaction below floor limit, if the amount was below that and disputed, I believe the merchant would be liable. Since the floor limit is now essentially zero (all transactions obtain approval), the merchant is not liable as long as they get a signature. The customer can still dispute the charge which means the bank is liable for fraudulent signature (and probably pin-based) transactions as well. But the merchant is only liable for transactions without a signature. Now, if anyone reading this has specific evidence of a policy change to the contrary from Visa or Mastercard (or Amex, Discover or Carte Blanche), please inform me.

      -- Paul Robinson - My Blog
      --
      The lessons of history teach us - if they teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
    17. Re:I had a similar experience by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      We have Chip & Pin here in the UK and it was touted as the latest, greatest way to stop fraudulent transactions. It's not. All it means is that now I can use my girlfriend's card directly at the supermarket without having to go to the ATM first and then pay cash.

      "But don't they check the name on the card???"
      Ha! In 99% of cases, it's the customer who puts the card into the chip and pin machine.

      It also doesn't account for all those retards who keep their pin written on a piece of paper in their wallet, fools. I just use CowboyNeal's luggage combination.

    18. Re:I had a similar experience by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      1) They can see that the message contained a threat.

      2) The service is "recommend a book to a friend", i.e. *someone already know and who also knows you*, not "send an anonymous message to anyone!" You are expressly supposed to identify yourself to do this.

      3) They do know who I am -- I'm the one the got the message.

    19. Re:I had a similar experience by houghi · · Score: 1

      yes, privacy works all directions, not just in the direction you want it to.

      In Belgium it is forbidden to give out any information, even to the police, unless there is a court order.

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    20. Re:I had a similar experience by j79zlr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been through a similar experience. The reason I was given why they can't release that information is because they [the company the purchase was made from] would be liable if you found the thief and assaulted him/her or worse. Makes as much sense as anything else.

      --
      I'm not not licking toads.
    21. Re:I had a similar experience by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Hey everyone! I'll recommend books to your friends if you ask me to!"
      "Oh, can you tell UbuntuDupe to buy The Da Vinci Code ... and that I'm going to kill him?"
      "Sure, no problem! Just let me get your name..."
      ***
      "Hey, UbuntuDupe! One of your friends thinks you should buy The Da Vinci Code! And he's going to kill you!"
      "Wait, which friend???"
      "Whoa whoa whoa, I can't reveal to you the names of your friends! That information is PRIVATE, moron! If you knew who your friends were ... bad, bad things could happen!"

    22. Re:I had a similar experience by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's something that stunned me when I paid with my CC in the US. Here, paying with your CC sure feels like giving an oath of disclosure. They place your card into one of those cute reader thingamajigs, have you sign the receipt, have the machine match receipt and signature, the card is checked online with the bank for validity, then the cashier checks the card and signature again, he takes a close look at you and if you dare to buy anything over 100 bucks with the card, you better have a valid ID with you (driver's license doesn't count, passport or similar would do).

      In the US I was buying stuff for a BBQ, had a bill close to 500 bucks running and wanted to pay with the CC. The guy took the card, swiped it through and that's it. Hello? You're taking a card from a guy who (according to the card info and, hell, the effing name!) lives like 5000 miles away, let him pay with CC and don't even do the simplest check whether the card he just gave you is valid? Or at least his? I was really compelled to create a whitecard with my info and test if it would work.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    23. Re:I had a similar experience by kobaz · · Score: 4, Informative


      UGH! WHY DOES THE SIGNATURE THING MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SAFER!?!?

      I could write "mickey Mouse" in cursive and they wouldn't notice. What does that have to do with ANYTHING? The only secure thing is a card with a REQUIRED pin, which basically don't exist since debit cards can be run as credit cards these days. I really wish they'd make cards that require the pin for the transaction, that would curb 95% of the cc theft out there.


      I write "ASK FOR ID" on the back of all my credit cards. 9 out of 10 shops do not ask for id. Credit cards are the epitome of insecure financial transactions.

      --

      The goal of computer science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
    24. Re:I had a similar experience by eudaemon · · Score: 1

      I had someone UPS themselves a lovely new phone and arrange to pick it up at UPS by my "nephew" on a given day.

      I called the police and said "There's an identity thief, picking up fraudulently ordered goods at this date
      and time with stolen ID at this location" and they said "not interested".

      Mmmkay.

      I waited for the guy myself but UPS blew it and told him they knew it was a stolen ID. Dammit.

      In case you are wondering what I would have done if he showed, I would have done exactly my
      sister a police officer in the same state as me suggested. Asked him nicely to wait until the
      cops came, and tasered him until the cops showed up if he refused. According to her I was
      perfectly within my rights to detain him as he had my stolen property.

    25. Re:I had a similar experience by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem though, is that even if they do check the signature it's still no garontee that you're the right person. Maybe you're in a hurry, or having a bad day, or your arm is in a cast...so the signature doesn't look right...do they refuse to take the card? What if someone spends a couple hours studying the signature on the back of the card and comes up with a passable forgery...now it matches...what good does checking the signature do you then?

      There were (still are?) credit cards with your photograph on them... Sounds like a good idea, but I doubt if it actually added any security. I doubt if your average overworked retail sales clerk really takes the time to check the photo.

      What we really need is a credit card system that requires you to enter some kind of a PIN. Similar to what the debit cards use. Don't leave it up to the clerk to visually compare anything...make the customer punch in the PIN and have the computers verify it. Certainly wouldn't be foolproof...but it'd be better than the signatures we have now.

      --
      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    26. Re:I had a similar experience by sheepofblue · · Score: 1

      My brother was screwed out of $2000 on an "approved" sale so while the above may be policy it is not always the case. I think VISA is the LAST group to take it on the chin thus their lack of concern for who they grant cards to.

    27. Re:I had a similar experience by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe it comes out of VISA or MC's pocket.

    28. Re:I had a similar experience by djmurdoch · · Score: 2, Informative

      If a merchant accepts a transaction without signature, then the merchant is responsible for the charge if the charge is disputed and the merchant can't prove validity. On the other hand, when the merchant accepts a transaction with a signature, unless the bank can prove the signature on the slip did not match the signature on the card (which is pretty hard when it's someone using a stolen card), then the bank is liable for the transaction if disputed.

      I googled for "merchant agreement" and didn't see terms like this in a couple of agreements that showed up. Are you basing this on something else?

      I did see in one (here, section 10.2.1) that the merchant is responsible for chargebacks when a cardholder disputes the validity of a transaction. (In the case of fraudulent use, the cardholder has a valid dispute of the validity of the transaction, even if the merchant had no hope of detecting the fraud.) Is this clause unusual?

    29. Re:I had a similar experience by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well since the credit card companies won't take responsibility, it is up to the merchants to do so. I'm not saying it's right to put the responsibility squarely on the merchant's shoulders, but life isn't fair. And since credit companies just cancel payment to the retailers, there is a strong business case to make sure that charges aren't fraudulent.

      In my case, the 'merchant' wasn't a merchant at all. The day after I filed a police report, the number was mysterously disconnected.

    30. Re:I had a similar experience by eck011219 · · Score: 1

      My father had a cashier actually ask him to sign the back of his new credit card (he'd gotten it that day and forgotten to sign it before using it) so she could compare it to the receipt he had just signed.

      --
      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    31. Re:I had a similar experience by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Informative

      And that's a TERRIBLE idea, because now you are risking YOUR money instead of someone else's money. Debit cards are a distant 2nd to credit cards in terms of benefits and LEGAL protections (not corporate policies that can be ignored by a flunky who doesn't like the tone of your voice or the color of your shoes).

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    32. Re:I had a similar experience by fossa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My post office has a sign that says something like "Valid signature required on all credit cards; 'Check ID' no good". My credit card is not signed on the back, and they, along with every other store, accepted it without checking.

    33. Re:I had a similar experience by ReverendHoss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Only to a point. I'm willing to bet that very few criminals ever go through the hassle of pulling off credit card fraud once

      Sure, for a single $250 charge, there's very little benefit. But if that person may be doing it with ten different cards. And that person may be willing to name an accomplice, or reveal the hole they are using to get names and numbers. Chances are, they'd be saving a lot more than just $250.

      Hell, can you imagine the PR on the commercials by getting their customer to talk about how the credit card company rode in like an avenging angel and smote the identity thief who made them feel scared, and unsafe? How many hours the customer spent changing credit card numbers, and trying to clean up their credit rating? And how the credit card company was willing to do this over a simple $50 charge?

    34. Re:I had a similar experience by HoldenCaulfield · · Score: 1

      My brother for a while (and maybe still?) was "signing" his credit card receipts with smiley faces (two dots and a smile). He had been doing this for months, and while I was visiting him in San Francisco over the Thanksgiving weekend, we went and grabbed some food at a little Chinese restaurant.

      We were unlocking our bikes, this little Asian woman came running out with his receipt, pointing at the smiley face, and saying in broken English that that wasn't a signature. He fixed the signature, and we were on our way.

      Obviously, he has no expectation of security from his signature on credit card transactions, but it was interesting to run into a vendor who actually did . . .

    35. Re:I had a similar experience by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You could have reported it as a crime to your local police department, and the prosecutor would have subpoenaed it from Amazon as part of their case to prosecute John Doe.

      --
      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    36. Re:I had a similar experience by griffjon · · Score: 1

      The worst part of TFA is the short mention of the victim's bank and their uselessness in this issue:

      "But Lodrick, an optimist by nature who normally has a quick and spontaneous laugh, said "the bank was horrible. I felt they thought I was comical. I kept dealing with different people. Three different times they told me I'd have to come in and ID the (security camera) photo, that I hadn't done it.""

      --
      Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
    37. Re:I had a similar experience by vic-traill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      UGH! WHY DOES THE SIGNATURE THING MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SAFER!?!?

      Right on. For a darkly humourous exploration of this theme, check out John Hargrave's 'How crazy would I have to make my signature before someone would actually notice?' prank at:

      http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/

      The answer? Pretty freakin' crazy, and still no-one notices anyway.

      --
      [17] Leary, T., White, C., Wood, P. R., Bhabha, W. D., and Wirth, N. Lambda calculus considered harmful. In Proceedings
    38. Re:I had a similar experience by TheNicestGuy · · Score: 1

      the credit companies don't take the hit for CC fraud, the retailers and the victim do. Essentially when a credit company gets notified that some charges are fraudulent they just cancel the payments to the retailer, and the retailer is stuck with the losses.

      And I feel for the retailer, I really do. They get it from both ends, since at the same time their merchant processor is taking nasty percentages of every credit transaction that's not fraudulent. While ironically, if you asked the processor why they charge those fees, I'm sure "pays for our costs dealing with fraud" would get a bullet.

      And yet, you can't forget that the retailers are part of the reason that credit card fraud is more common than other kinds of fraud. They can't complain about how much money they lose to fraudulent transactions if they make minimal efforts to prevent them in the first place. Signature-based retail purchases are completely untrustable, while mail-order/tele-order and online purchases are even worse. Even requiring the CVV is no better than signature. And yet retailers continue to allow them.

      I guess the loss of business to the store next door outweighs the money lost to canceled fraudulent payments, but why aren't any retail alliances starting a campaign to educate consumers about the insecurity of signature-based transactions so they can pressure their banks and credit companies to stop using them? And then themselves pressuring the credit card companies to move to a more secure model? It seems like they're more interested in doing just the opposite lately.

      Instead I see retailers where the cashier asks "debit or credit" without even knowing the difference; never, ever checks a signature, let alone declines a transaction based on one; and rarely asks for ID. (Asking for ID seemed to be a bit of a fad when I was living in California, but here in New York it's unheard-of.) I see gas pumps that allow completely unattended credit card payments and don't even offer a PIN-based option. Some ask for billing ZIP—gee, what a great security measure that is! It couldn't be the same as the place you stole the card from, could it?—and some don't. I see online retailers that allow purchases to be made with no CVV to any shipping address. These practices are begging to be exploited, so it's no big surprise that the credit companies dump their liabilities back on the retailer. And yet it's still not fair, because they're not giving the retailers any attractive alternatives to fix the problems.

      Mark my words, as commerce in the developed world moves farther and farther away from cash, eventually the governments will have to step in and impose some security standards. Because right now, with the creditors able to dump on the retailers, and the retailers having to take it because consumers don't want to lose any convenience, it's not in the best interests of anyone who matters to make anything truly better. But of course it's really the consumers who get it in the end.

    39. Re:I had a similar experience by dryueh · · Score: 1

      Very true. I use my boss's credit card all the time to purchase stuff, and we're not even the same gender.

    40. Re:I had a similar experience by vux984 · · Score: 1

      4 digits? Mine is 11.

      Not that people can't remember it, but seeing as most people can't remember an arbitrary string of digits more than 6 or 7 long its a hell of a lot better than 4.

    41. Re:I had a similar experience by antibryce · · Score: 1

      I also write "ASK FOR ID" on all my cards, and it worked great until I went to Vienna. Little shop near St. Stephen's Cathedral had a woman working there who spoke zero English and she started yelling at me because my signature didn't match what was on my card. I should have just signed the slip "ASK FOR ID" too.

    42. Re:I had a similar experience by jtcm · · Score: 1

      I write "ASK FOR ID" on the back of all my credit cards.

      The credit card company's don't like that. Your agreement with the credit card company when you opened the account dictates that the card is not valid until signed. Additionally, if it's blank or says "See ID" on the back of your card, merchants are contractually required to have you sign it before accepting the card.

      See VISA's fraud guidelines. Notice the crossed-out circle around the picture of the card with "See ID". If the card's not signed, the merchant's not supposed to accept it.

      Whether or not requiring the signature is more secure may be open for debate, but "Ask for ID" is, literally, unacceptable.

      --
      @ASP.NET's parent-teacher meeting: "Little Johnny.NET is very bright, but he doesn't play well with others."
    43. Re:I had a similar experience by kobaz · · Score: 1

      I write "ASK FOR ID" on the back of all my credit cards. The credit card company's don't like that. Your agreement with the credit card company when you opened the account dictates that the card is not valid until signed. Additionally, if it's blank or says "See ID" on the back of your card, merchants are contractually required to have you sign it before accepting the card. Yeah. There was one post office that gave me some trouble. "We're not supposed to accept cards that aren't signed, so make sure you have a signed card next time"

      The signature panel is really worthless. So they say if it's not signed that the patron must sign it and then sign the bill. How worthless is that? If someone is using your stolen identity and signs it, obviously the signature is going to match what they write on the bill. I think all credit cards should be required to be accompanied by an official ID. This doesn't solve the identity theft problem, but it adds another bump in the road for someone who finds/steals someone else's credit card and starts buying stuff.

      Ideally credit cards should be accompanied with a pin of some such or some biometric, or something. One should not be able to charge an account with just a swipe.
      --

      The goal of computer science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
    44. Re:I had a similar experience by dnahelix1 · · Score: 1

      I was at the post office, I don't sign my cards. They made me sign the card in front of them and then said they needed to see some other form of ID. I said, well, that's why it said see ID on it. I should mention that I had a brace on my right hand, finger tips to elbow (CT) and the signature looks nothing like my normal signature because I'm right handed. So, I give them my drivers licence with my signature on it and she they have the audacity to say "These signatures don't match, ma'am." I told her to rip the postage off the package and give me the package back. Idiots

    45. Re:I had a similar experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to her I was
      perfectly within my rights to detain him as he had my stolen property.


      No he didn't. He stole property from the phone company. You just (would have) assaulted him. If you disagree, tell me what property of yours he stole.

    46. Re:I had a similar experience by mybecq · · Score: 1

      I googled for "merchant agreement" and didn't see terms like this in a couple of agreements that showed up. Are you basing this on something else?
      Try including "site:visa.com" in your search for something authoritative.
    47. Re:I had a similar experience by AncientPC · · Score: 1

      After I read that a while back I tried it myself. Usually I signed something obnoxious or ridiculous (and I made sure to print the name too) but no one ever cared.

    48. Re:I had a similar experience by dwater · · Score: 1

      My bank of america debit visa card was refused by budget car rental (I don't care for credit). They don't work for everything :(

      --
      Max.
    49. Re:I had a similar experience by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      You have to type an 11-digit number in every time you use your card?

    50. Re:I had a similar experience by vux984 · · Score: 1

      You have to type an 11-digit number in every time you use your card?

      One whole digit longer than a phone number.
      Really, how long do you think this takes?

      Or do you freak out every time you use a phone too? ;)

    51. Re:I had a similar experience by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Based on the article, it sounds like identity theft is quite lucractive. 40 days in jail for $9,000 sounds like a pretty good deal to me, and that's assuming you're going to be caught.

    52. Re:I had a similar experience by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      Give me a link, if there really is something there. I didn't see it.

    53. Re:I had a similar experience by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Since the money came out of their pocket and not mine, I assume they didn't quit that easily.
      Guess again. What did the cell cost? A few hundred bucks at most. It would cost the credit card company more than that to have a lawyer pry the information out of the phone company. Never mind the cost of actually going after the thief. Much cheaper to write it off. And with 24% interest on credit cards, they can certainly afford to do that.
    54. Re:I had a similar experience by dwater · · Score: 1

      > What we really need is a credit card system that requires you to enter some kind of a PIN.

      This is what they have in China (IINM, they invented CCs); they don't use signatures at all.

      --
      Max.
    55. Re:I had a similar experience by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      3) They do know who I am -- I'm the one the got the message.

      How do they know that? You could just as easily be the one who sent the message.

      --
      If you must moderate, please moderate as irrelevent, not something bad, because I'm sure someone will find this interest
    56. Re:I had a similar experience by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

      I did see in one (here, section 10.2.1 [ebizwebpages.com]) that the merchant is responsible for chargebacks when a cardholder disputes the validity of a transaction. (In the case of fraudulent use, the cardholder has a valid dispute of the validity of the transaction, even if the merchant had no hope of detecting the fraud.) Is this clause unusual?

      That's the essential protection behind a credit card, and why it's been successful -- the cardholder can dispute any charge, and assuming the merchant can't prove it's legitimate, have to pay up.

      There's a reason that many merchants ask for Photo ID when using a credit card.

      --
      -Stu
    57. Re:I had a similar experience by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Entering a PIN has been required in mainland europe for a long time, and in the UK for the past couple of years...
      It's much better than a signature, but still not foolproof... Many people do not cover their hand as they enter their pin, and it's possible for a bad merchant (or one of their staff) to modify or replace the pin terminal.
      With a stolen card, it's not hard to clone an approximation of the signature on the back, and since noone's signature ever looks the same twice it's easy to get merchants to accept it. And that assumes the merchant even looks at the back of the card... At the few places i've had to sign a transaction recently, i simply made a random mark which never looked anything like the other random mark on the back of the card.
      With a cloned card it's even easier, just sign the back of it yourself before you start abusing it.

      In all honesty, a signature is a completely useless and redundant method. I get asked to sign stuff (forms etc) all the time, and always do it completely randomly, or in some cases ask someone else to do it for me. Noone ever notices or cares.

      --
      http://spamdecoy.net - free throwaway anonymous email - avoid spam!
    58. Re:I had a similar experience by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      But you dont even need to steal the signature...
      If you stole the card, then you have a copy of it right there on the back.
      If you cloned the card there is no signature, so you just make one up yourself.
      Not that merchants ever compare what you write on the receipt to the back of the card.
      At least with a pin, you need to get it correct or the transaction fails (tho in some cases they will assume you forgot your pin and default back to a signature anyway)

      --
      http://spamdecoy.net - free throwaway anonymous email - avoid spam!
    59. Re:I had a similar experience by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree with you, from the point of view of a cardholder. The question is about who is left on the hook, and there are three possibilities: the merchant, the bank from which the merchant got their merchant account, or VISA/MC. My suspicion is that in most cases it's the merchant, but others have expressed faith that the kindly bank or generous VISA company will step forward and absorb the loss.

    60. Re:I had a similar experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only secure thing is a card with a REQUIRED pin The problem with this is now the burdon of proof is on you. When your account gets hit and you run to your bank for help, you will have to pay an up front $100 or more for a 'research fee' before they even lift a finger. Don't beleive me, call your bank and try it. Their attiude is the same as yours, that your card is 'secure' therfore you must have stolen your own money.
      Does a 4 digit pin really make you feel that much more safe?
    61. Re:I had a similar experience by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good point, if they told me who I am, that would be a COMPLETE violation of my privacy.

    62. Re:I had a similar experience by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      No, I think more digits are a great idea. Can't see my Mum being able to remember it though. I bet a lot of numbers get written on the backs of the cards...

  6. That's not all! by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    On top of the credit cards and prada bags, that fiend even had the tenacity to start up a web consulting business in her name!

    ...Yes, I know, but after all she's been through I think she deserves a gratuitous plug.

    1. Re:That's not all! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

      From the linked page:
      10+ years experience from a team of people. We offer:
      * Consulting
      * Content Editing
      * Identity

      Errmmmm : /

      --
      This guy's the limit!
    2. Re:That's not all! by mulvane · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the going rate is for an identity?

    3. Re:That's not all! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      From fraudster to consultant... *sigh*

      It's sad, but I think I have to admit, the parole system doesn't work. Once a crook, always a crook...

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    4. Re:That's not all! by kchrist · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that site belongs to the victim in this case. I doubt an identity thief would attempt to start a business under a fraudulent name, they usually stick to expensive clothing, electronics, and internet pornography.

  7. If they didn't believe you... by benhocking · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would they convict you on successful (as opposed to attempted) suicide?

    --
    Ben Hocking
    Need a professional organizer?
    1. Re:If they didn't believe you... by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Habeas Corpus prevents them from doing so (you can't stand trial if you're dead), but they theoretically could. Suicide is a crime, filed under Homicide.

      --
      I never spellcheck and I freely admit it. Save your karma for more worthwhile "lol erorrs" replies
    2. Re:If they didn't believe you... by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 1

      Whilst it is true, as far as I know, that you cannot stand trial if you're dead, it is nothing to do with Habeas Corpus which is the writ used to prevent unlawful imprisonment (literally it means "have the body" not necessarily the dead body).

      --
      Tomorrow, I may eat another house plant
    3. Re:If they didn't believe you... by Deltaspectre · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wouldn't say Habeas Corpus so much as Rigor Mortis.

      --
      My UID is prime... is yours?
    4. Re:If they didn't believe you... by snarkbot · · Score: 1

      Suicide isn't a crime in the vast majority of jurisdictions.

      And, as my sibling points out, that's not what Habeas Corpus means.

      -snarkbot

  8. Re:you know, I'm thinking, leave the cops out of t by mrchaotica · · Score: 0, Troll

    since they aren't doing anything, just deal with it yourself.

    I agree completely. Also, consider this: if she had carried a gun, she could have saved herself a 45-minute chase.

    --

    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  9. Re:Dirty Harry by lawaetf1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Did you RTFA? She didn't get her comeuppance. She got more probation and is probably out there right now stealing your identity and buying ice cream on your dime while you sit there and write you're glad "she got her comeuppance."

    --
    CommentBot 0.7a running with args "-module irritate,disagree -target random"
  10. getting off scott free... by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was clear Nelson had targeted her: Lodrick changed bank accounts and identification numbers, only to find that Nelson had again broken into her mail and stolen the new information and was still after her accounts.

    Where the hell were the postal service inspectors? The USPS has an entire police force for dealing with this sort of stuff. I can see it now, down at USPS Homedonut Protection Service:

    "Hey Billy-Bob, we had a carrier's keys stolen. Think we should do something?"
    "Nah, Bo-Billy, we gots terrorists to watch out for."
    "But we have a report of identity theft from..."
    "T-E-R-R-I-S-T-S. We gots CQB trainin' this afternoon."

    She was sentenced by Superior Court Judge Harold Kahn to the 44 days she had already served in county jail and three years' probation.

    What about mail fraud? Theft of mail?

    Nelson also was ordered to make restitution in an amount to be determined by the court and to stay away from Lodrick.

    "Amount to be determined"? How about ALL OF IT?

    Those were the terms of a plea bargain negotiated by Assistant District Attorney Reve Bautista with Nelson's public defender, Christopher Hite.

    The DA had her on TAPE using someone else's bank account. It was clearly planned and multiple victims were involved. They no doubt could have searched her properties and found the mail, the stolen keys, etc. The goods that were charged either involved her going to stores (where she'd be on camera) or mail order / online, where the goods had to be delivered somewhere (and the cops could have been waiting for her to pick up.)

    Why in god's name did they need to plea-bargain? Why does it always seem that to scam artists, identity thieves, and drunk drivers the justice system is a revolving door?

    1. Re:getting off scott free... by Tridus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If they were smart, they'd have called the forgery a copyright infrigment, then they could lock her away for years.

      Isn't it great to live in a society where stealing someones identity and causing all this mayhem is considered worthy of probation (when you're already on probation!), but copying a movie warrants several years and hundreds of thousands of dollars in penalties?

      --
      -- "So they told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated." - Bill Gates
    2. Re:getting off scott free... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Why in god's name did they need to plea-bargain?
      Because prosecution is extremely expensive. More expensive than the amount of loss suffered by the victim here, guaranteed. DA + staff + public defender + court operating costs. Youch.

      Yeah, it seems ridiculous, but the simple fact of the matter is that we do not have the resources necessary to prosecute to trial anywhere near the number of criminal cases that the justice system faces. There are many reasons for this, but one of the most important is that we have protections for citizens to ensure their rights are not encroached upon -- this is a major factor that makes criminal prosecution so complicated and expensive.

      The tradeoff to having our rights defended by the courts is that it's too expensive to prosecute all our criminals instead of offering plea bargains. I know which one I consider more important.
      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    3. Re:getting off scott free... by pfhlick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps they're trying to roll her up on some of the real thieves... I imagine that if you have the equipment to produce a replica of a drivers license, exact to the holograms but with a different description and such, you'd be doing lots of business and this lady was just some small fry. Sure she could get out on probation and run out and 'do it again' but who is enabling her?

      --
      So long, and thanks for all the fish
    4. Re:getting off scott free... by 241comp · · Score: 1

      You have a great point buried in there. One could copyright all of their account details (including their signature) so if their identity is stolen, they could sue the offender (if caught) for multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars..... how do I go about having my identity stolen again?

    5. Re:getting off scott free... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Why in god's name did they need to plea-bargain? Why does it always seem that to scam artists, identity thieves, and drunk drivers the justice system is a revolving door?

      Maybe because the government officials are doing what you describe. They're thieves, scammers and sometimes drunk drivers (especially when driving a law that would actually help us)

      --
      Custom electronics and digital signage for your business: www.evcircuits.com
    6. Re:getting off scott free... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good luck collecting. Odd are the person doing the identity theft doesn't have more than a few grand in assets and even then it is your job to get it. Crooks tend to piss stolen money away anyway instead of, say, investing it. You'd spend more on agencies, lawyers, court fees, constables, etc than you'd ever collect.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    7. Re:getting off scott free... by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you don't TRY at all in the first place, the justice system has no balls, and thus there's no crime PREVENTION.

      Will a small-time thief really think twice about illegal acts if they know they will always get probation? What happens if the small-time thieves start getting heavy sentences? Wouldn't you think the caseload would be reduced by the threat of long imprisonment?

      That's the real problem with the justice system: every cog in the chain assumes it's not their responsisbility, and they they can't make a difference, so the system as-a-whole becomes a joke.

      --

      Man is the animal that laughs.
      And occasionally whores for Karma.

    8. Re:getting off scott free... by ryanchappell · · Score: 1

      That is SF and CA for you. I am surprised they didn't go after the victim for harassment

    9. Re:getting off scott free... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Amount to be determined"? How about ALL OF IT?

      That would be funny if it weren't so personally painful. If I were still on Paxil it would make a good Paxil Diary (actually I wrote it up but haven't yet put it online anywhere). I had my car (mint condition 2002 $10K) that I hadn't even made one payment on yet, my debit card, and checks stolen last fall. I knew the theif; she apparently had watched me punch in my PIN number at an ATM at a bar where she picked dumbass nerd me up to take home. No, I am NOT good with women...

      Any way, making a long story short she wrote $200 worth of obviously forged checks and withdrew $450 from the ATM. The down payment for the car bounced costing me another $400 fees, plus I don't know how many other fees from other bounced checks; my account was $650 shorter than I thought it was. The bank only reimbursed me for the checks, saying if she had the PIN I must have given her permission to use it!

      After stealing the car she traded it for crack cocaine, and the woman she traded the car to used it to try and kill her parents with, breaking both of her mother's legs. Her father broke out the driver window with a baseball bat (almost another $200 to fix that). The damage to the car was estimated at almost $3500, and with a $1000 deductable, all the dents, dings, scratches, etc. are still there. The woman who traded crack for my car was arrested for attempted murder, the last I heard from the State's Attorney they would ask the judge for restitution but the woman was in a nuthouse unfit for trial.

      The girl's parents' insurance company tried to collect from my insurance company!

      The woman who originally stole the car, debit, and checks had the gall to call me from a drug rehab center and beg me to not press charges.

      You guys thought my life was wild back in the Paxil Diary days...

      -mcgrew

    10. Re:getting off scott free... by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Why in god's name did they need to plea-bargain? Why does it always seem that to scam artists, identity thieves, and drunk drivers the justice system is a revolving door?

      I'm fairly sure she didn't make the fake IDs, or the stuff used to break into Lodrick's mailbox subsequent times. The DA probably wanted her to cough up information about people she dealt with; if he can nab the guys actually creating forgeries, she's small fry in comparison.

      Snowball's chance in hell, but a DA can dream, can't he?

      --
      "We are Microsoft. You shall be assimilated. Competition is futile."
    11. Re:getting off scott free... by F.Prefect · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good luck collecting. Odd are the person doing the identity theft doesn't have more than a few grand in assets Which is why the old concept of the "debtor's prison" needs to be revived.
      --
      --Ford Prefect
    12. Re:getting off scott free... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here let me fix that for you:
      crooks tend to smoke/inject/sniff stolen money away anyway instead of, say, investing it.

      unless you consider an ounce of crack/meth an investment.

    13. Re:getting off scott free... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were in that position, it wouldn't matter what I collect. My goal would be to take everything she owns, and garnish everything she ever will earn in the future. Legally, via litigation. Revenge, pure and simple. I can afford more lawyers than she can.

    14. Re:getting off scott free... by Darby · · Score: 1

      the simple fact of the matter is that we do not have the resources necessary to prosecute to trial anywhere near the number of criminal cases that the justice system faces. There are many reasons for this, but one of the most important is that we have protections for citizens to ensure their rights are not encroached upon -- this is a major factor that makes criminal prosecution so complicated and expensive.

      That's part of it, but far and away the single overriding cause of problems with our justice system (and society) is drug laws. Nothing else even is in the same league for creating problems. Not even close.

    15. Re:getting off scott free... by vic-traill · · Score: 1

      Which is why the old concept of the "debtor's prison" needs to be revived.

      I don't know if you're serious or not - but IAC, there's a difference between people who fraudulently obtain stuff and can't pay a civil penalty, and people who can't pay their debts.

      Fix the punishment model for the intentional con by all means, but bring back debtor's prison for people who are missing car loan payments? That's a harsh move.

      Plus, about half of the Western World would instantly be Newgate-bound if they brought back debtor's prisons. Which may be your point in the first place, I suppose.

      I dunno - reading Dickens - whose father went to debtor's prison when he was twelve (the father, not Chuck) scarred be for life on this one, I guess.

      --
      [17] Leary, T., White, C., Wood, P. R., Bhabha, W. D., and Wirth, N. Lambda calculus considered harmful. In Proceedings
    16. Re:getting off scott free... by asninn · · Score: 1

      Good idea. Hey, while we're at it, why not just sell people into slavery again when they can't pay their debt? Or we could be proactive and just introduce serfdom again. I'm sure you'd be one of the crackers rather than one of the poor saps at the receiving end of the whip, too, wouldn't you?

      --
      butter the donkey
    17. Re:getting off scott free... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      If you can't name at least three reasons why that is an unconscionably bad idea, you really shouldn't be putting forward policy suggestions.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    18. Re:getting off scott free... by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      ...Are there no work-houses!

      --
      Ice Cream has no bones.
    19. Re:getting off scott free... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why in god's name did they need to plea-bargain? Why does it always seem that to scam artists, identity thieves, and drunk drivers the justice system is a revolving door?

      Because jail time is reserved for all those dangerous cannabis smokers. Well, them and black people.

  11. The story is a great read! by ribuck · · Score: 1, Informative

    The story is a great read! If you don't normally RTFA, I can really recommend this one.

  12. Kick that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bitch hard! She should at least gone away for 5 years for doing crap like that!

    Wonderful justice system we have here.

  13. bank liability? by CheeseTroll · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of the items stolen from her mailbox in 2006 was a CD statement that included her SSN. Hasn't California (if not other states) banned SSNs on mailed documents for a few years now?

    --
    A post a day keeps productivity at bay.
    1. Re:bank liability? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      They can't ban what is mailed*, they can say that all companies in California can not send a SSN through the mail to anywhere within California.

      *well, they can but it would be pretty pointless.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  14. Are you allowed to sue yourself? by benhocking · · Score: 2, Funny

    (playing off another poster's similar comments)

    --
    Ben Hocking
    Need a professional organizer?
  15. So easy. by s31523 · · Score: 1

    In November 2006, her postal carrier told Lodrick that master keys to the neighborhood's mailboxes had been stolen.
    I wonder why someone would go through this trouble. It is much easier to pick through the trash, where many people just tear up those unsolicited credit card envelopes or just throw them away... Victims of identity theft sometimes never realize that they were "robbed" because their trash was used against them.
    1. Re:So easy. by mgblst · · Score: 1

      In November 2006, her postal carrier told Lodrick that master keys to the neighborhood's mailboxes had been stolen.

      I wonder why someone would go through this trouble. It is much easier to pick through the trash, where many people just tear up those unsolicited credit card envelopes or just throw them away... Victims of identity theft sometimes never realize that they were "robbed" because their trash was used against them.

       
      What he means is that he left them in a mailbox somewhere, she came walking along and stole them. Probalby an crime of opportunity. Or someone else found them, and she new what to do with them. Of course, nobody could ever admit to their part in the crime, so the were stolen, not left lying around somewhere.

    2. Re:So easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering she had 8 priors, she probably did steal them. Mailman probably left his truck, with the mailbox keys inside, while doing his route, and she came along and stole them.

    3. Re:So easy. by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      If I were in this business, I'd want to steal mail before the participant got it. And not all the mail, either. Just a piece of junk here or there.

    4. Re:So easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a better way of reducing Identity Theft that occurs because the "thief" stole unsolicited mail with their personal credit info.
      Sue the bank/CC company/other that sent mail you DIDN'T REQUEST, that included information they HAD NO RIGHT TO.

      Seriously, what's with this "you have to opt-out" crap? I didn't want it in the first place...if I did, I would have called you.

      No more unwanted hits on your credit score...no more risk of ID theft...and a LOT less trash going to landfills.

  16. It's clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's clear the best way to deal with this women would be to quietly "Soprano" her after the hype dies down in 3-4 months. The justice system is pretty screwed up if her "punishment" was to be doing exactly the same thing that should be otherwise doing.

    If the judge had any sense of justice, he would have thrown her in jail for 40 years as an "example".

  17. Justice? by wytcld · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On June 6, she pleaded guilty to one felony count of using another person's identification fraudulently. She was sentenced by Superior Court Judge Harold Kahn to the 44 days she had already served in county jail and three years' probation.


    Why not the death penalty? Seriously, what social use is there for anyone who'd commit identity theft? We've filled our jails with potheads - who hurt nobody and subtract nothing from society, indeed include many of our most artistically accomplished people - and yet the penalty for stealing tens of thousands through identity theft, and running the victims through months of hell - is probation? It should be at minimum 20 years in jail.
    --
    "with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
    1. Re:Justice? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "who hurt nobody and subtract nothing from society"

      Well, not entirely true.
      If they are buying pot that they didn't grow, they contributed to the larger drug problem because they are tied together.

      I know that's only because people who smuggle, will pretty much smuggle anything.

      Yes, it should be legalized.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've got to be kidding me. Have we filled up our jails with drug offenders who probably don't deserve to be there? Yes. Are the drug users who end up in jail "our most artistically accomplished people". Get real. I think I see what you're getting at, creative artists experiment with drugs. That stereotype is true as far as stereotypes go. Lots of other types of people experiement/use drugs, too. Investment bankers, lawyers, MBAs, oh, and also inner-city poor people. Guess who ends up in jail? It's not the rich, it's not the artists, who may not be rich, but still belong to a certain class of people. It's the inner-city poor who end up in jail for drug offenses. As Tupac said, "Instead of a war on poverty, we've got a war on drugs so that police can bother me." The war on drugs is a war on poor drug users, not drug users at large. How many college kids living in college houses in college neighborhoods in college towns are going to smoke tonight? How many inner city kids are going to smoke tonight? What percentage will be busted by the police in each stratum? Do you think it is equal?

    3. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right- we should just get rid of people who have no "social use." (And I'll the arbiter of what "useful" means, too). Handicapped people - you're out of here!! If you retire, you better find something important to do quick or we'll send our people out for you. That annoying 12-year old kid that lives next door and keeps shooting out my lights with his bb gun - away with him!

      Oh, wait... there's somebody at the door...

      "No, I'm making a comment on Slashdot... Doesn't that count as 'social use'?"

    4. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We've also filled it with people like the young man named Genarlow Wilson who had consentual sex with a 15 year old when he was 17. 3.2GPA honors student who has been robbed of a portion of his young life. Not only has he served over 2 years in jail, but now the (I presume) racist District Attorney of the good ol' state of Georgia is appealing the decision and he is still behind bars. I might be wrong in assuming the district attorney is a racist. But it is hard to realistic take his word that if he isn't hard on this crime, then others will be given leniency at a later date. The guy was 17 and the girl was 15 at the time. I know every state has their own (unjust) laws, but give me a break. If we tried to convict all minors in the same situation, probably over half of them would be in jail. Gotta love the good ol' South!

      Sorry I am ranting here, but your mention of jailtime for potheads, etc and seeing this story yet again on the news this morning just makes me angry. And yes, I agree with your sentiment. Yet another example of unjust laws in our country.

    5. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The death penalty? Are you serious?

      I've got one word for you: Restitution.

      Say it again: restitution. All that is required, both morally and practically, is complete and total restitution for the victim, including compensation for time and effort as well as cold hard cash.

      If the victim can't pay it back today, then the victim works until he pays it off. Not in jail -- this isn't a violent crime last time I checked -- but simply as a citizen who is bound to financial obligation by law. If it takes the rest of his life to pay it off, then so be it. He chose to put the victim out, after all, and now he must pay for it.

      The US now has the highest incarceration rate in the entire world. Needless to say, the vast majority of prisoners are NOT violent -- what exactly do they need to be locked in a cage for? Morally speaking, only violent animals belong in the cage: rapists, murderers, aggressors of physical force or threat thereof. This is just common sense.

      Of course, you've already won: everything I just said will never happen, and prisons will continue to be filled with non-violent human beings. Why? Because the power elite who control government are making literally billions off it. After all, when you're in the business of government, profit is defined by more government, not less.

      So, do they still have you convinced? Do you still think prison is still the answer to any conceivable crime? Don't sweat it -- if it weren't for a gullible subject class, the ruling class wouldn't have gotten so rich off government.

    6. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death? 20 years for a few thousand $? Ummmm...do you need someone to talk to?

    7. Re:Justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please. Nice job falling for the banking psyops campaign. The people at fault for making identity theft such a pain are the banks, and they are the ones who make a conscious decision not to take effective action to stop it, because it doesn't hurt bad enough. Consider all the cases where the victim doesn't jump through the hoops properly and ends up feeling obligated to pay for the banks screwup.

      Don't buy in to everything that's spoon fed to you.

      What a crappy story by the way. There was nothing cool about how the lady found the thief, and the thief was white trash.

      Boring! That shit about "raw police instinct" is just pathetic. Talk about telegraphing desperation. At the same time as cozying up to the "hero" for easy good feeling association for the public. "One of us! One of us!" Don't you have a black person to beat up you racist trash?

      She through the beauty of chaos randomly stumbled in to a bumbling thief which really isn't that impressive since the thief was pissing in her own backyard. She then had a "Golden Girls" flavored "Heat" dialogue at the taxi cab. We then have a follow up with the thief narcing out a shit load of higher ups in the identity theft/drug community, with the ensuing naive "victim" whining "Where's my justice!"

      Nevermind her reparations are going to include arbitrary estimates of the value of her wasted time, which inevitably was calculated by rounding up from her most productive month ever.

      You people bitch about thieves, but when it comes to estimating losses, you without fail show your true colors and exagerate so you can steal from the insurance company, and double dip on reparations when the perp is caught. That 5 year old piece of shit relic is actually worth the MSRP of a brand new replacement. That shit that was always broken was in fact damaged in the process. And that shit you lost makes its way on to the list. Whatever you think you can get away with, and you know you can get away with a lot because the nice police men hung a "victim" sign around your neck.

      You're mad at thieves because they know how to get away with more than you. They do what you would do if you could as demonstrated by your actions at first oppurtunity. You think THEY have swiss cheese morals.

      But by all means. Keep up the indignation and crying for blood! Nothing is easier to take advantage of than a wriled up lynch mob fueled by an instinctual blood lust.

    8. Re:Justice? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      Although in simple analysis the death penalty is appropriate for an obviously unrepentent repeat offender (who is surely going to continue stealing) there are other good alternatives. Another poster suggested exile, which is an excellent possibility. One option not mentioned often is a prison term with hard labor, which makes possible restitution and also could displace some of the jobs available to illegal aliens.

      The death penalty should be reserved for the most obvious and severe cases, although the nature of the woman in this case seems to indicate that she is beyond recovery. If our country were in desperate straits, such as on the verge of starvation in the midst of a defensive war, the death penalty for such human debris would be appropriate. We aren't in that bad shape now, so we can afford to be a bit more lenient.

      --
      Contribute to civilization: ari.aynrand.org/donate
    9. Re:Justice? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Why not the death penalty? Seriously, what social use is there for anyone who'd commit identity theft? While I certainly agree that this identity thief should be punished much more harshly than she was, the above is not a question that should ever be asked when contemplating what to do or not do to another person. It's a quick leap from that kind of thinking to punishing people for being lazy and unproductive - after all, what social use is there for them?

      The appropriate question to ask in this case is "What does this identity thief owe the victim and society?", i.e., what has she cost everyone? Her punishment should be just sufficient to repay those costs (and the repayment should go to the injured parties), and to undo any benefit she may have gained from the crime (so it's clear that this is not a way to profit even after you've been caught and punished). If the criminal is poor and destitute and can't pay back what she owes, make her work from confinement to pay off her debts.
      --
      -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    10. Re:Justice? by Darby · · Score: 0

      If they are buying pot that they didn't grow, they contributed to the larger drug problem because they are tied together.

      That's a crap argument.
      There is no "larger drug problem". All of those problems are caused entirely by drug *laws* not by drugs.

      So, the OPs point is absolutely "entirely true". Pot smokers cause zero problems for society. Drug laws directly cause massive amounts of violent crime and are tremendously damaging to society.

      Yes, it should be legalized.

      Absolutely. Both because the drug laws are far and away the single biggest cause of violent crime that exist and because the government has no right whatsoever to restrict them in the first place.

  18. Re:Yep by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    You are allowed to use reasonable force when stopping a thief. As long as he can't prove you deliberately used excesive force you should be rather safe. In some US states reasonable force included shooting people in the back with a shotgun. In Europe anything short of shooting them in the back with a gun goes. In California, who knows...

  19. What a joke.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The perp gets probation! No freakin way I would pursue someone and take the risk
    that they could turn around at any moment and shoot or stab me, all so they can get probation!

    man my life is worth more than that...

    The bottom line is that the big corporations that could prevent identity theft
    have a vested interested in not doing so because the solutions would

    a) make it harder to use their products
    b) increase their costs (more employees, more IT systems etc,)
    c) put their products in a bad light - e.g. VISA wants you to use their card without hesitation, like cash and
    not start associating it with the risks of identity theft.

  20. No justice by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

    According to the comments I've read (no, I dont' RTFA), there was no punishment. She was already on probation, so probation as a punishment is nothing extra.

    Once again, the Justice System has proven itself to be broken. If I were the victim, there would have been no living body to sentence. Let the corpse do probation, that's what she deserves.

    1. Re:No justice by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Once again, the Justice System has proven itself to be broken. If I were the victim, there would have been no living body to sentence. Let the corpse do probation, that's what she deserves.

      So the punishment for theft should be death. You don't see anything wrong with that?

    2. Re:No justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the punishment for theft should be death. You don't see anything wrong with that?

      Nope.

      You can't argue that there wouldn't be less theft if the Death Penalty applied.

      And less crime is good.

    3. Re:No justice by munpfazy · · Score: 1

      Well, probation *and* the 43 days served in jail while awaiting trial.

      One might argue it's not enough - but it's far from nothing. And it's a hell of a lot closer to a fair sentence than executing someone for the crime of annoying you and wasted some of your time on phone calls and bank paperwork. (Are half the slashdot readers really crazy fucking sociopaths, or just prone to making rash, ill-considered comments?)

  21. Tattoo the forehead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Repeat offenders of anything should have their offense tattooed on their forehead, and on the backs of both hands. Of course, some countries chop off fingers or hands. I'm all for having the snot beaten out of people who do things like that. Spammers too, while we're at it.

  22. Useless Courts by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'Lodrick, who made a statement at sentencing, was dissatisfied. "I can't believe it," she said. "I went through six months of hell, and she's going to get probation? She was on probation when she victimized me. Obviously, probation's not helping."'

    What the hell? Is she on double secret probation now? Isn't that the point of probation, that you serve your sentence if you break it? I realize it's more important to have violent offenders incarcerated, but recidivist, unapologetic thieves who rack up that kind of bill need to be dealt with.

    Problem is jails are expensive, but anything less is no deterrent to people like this. I'm sick of our PC justice system - this person needs something to fear, and I think lashings should play a central role.

    1. Re:Useless Courts by berashith · · Score: 1

      And the most important thing about keeping violent offenders locked up is to be certain that the pain level is WAY up there when someone like this gets thrown in with them.

    2. Re:Useless Courts by bilenkey · · Score: 1

      So if you're on probation, continue stealing, etc. jails are expensive. Apparently not if you throw a party for your underage kid :http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6747807.stm - and thats two and a quarter years. Welcome to the United States of Absurdistan.

    3. Re:Useless Courts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >recidivist, unapologetic thieves

      What's her religion have to do with it?

    4. Re:Useless Courts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep because that parent is creating more of the people that we are talking about.

    5. Re:Useless Courts by technococcus · · Score: 1

      Ever read Starship Troopers? Floggings sounds like a fantastic idea!

    6. Re:Useless Courts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at the very least document, "if you ever get convicted of any type of theft again, you will do a minimum of 10 years in prison - with no chance of early release.

      if you don't make full restitution, then you will start your 10 year sentence."

      probation and something like this would be much easier to swallow.

  23. Chase on the streets of San Franciso? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

    Did it follow the mandatory formula?

    1) Crash through, or at least pass by a rail trolley
    2) Jumping the tops of hilly streets
    3) At least one elderly person/woman with a baby carriage serenely crossing against the light
    4) A ferarri and a "hum-vee"

    1. Re:Chase on the streets of San Franciso? by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      5) Karl Malden and Michael Douglas

    2. Re:Chase on the streets of San Franciso? by Footix · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the obligatory run down Lombard Street.

      --
      Footix - President, Society For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things
    3. Re:Chase on the streets of San Franciso? by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      5) Public transport with failing safety mechanisms endangering many lives

      --
      If your neighbours roof is flying past your window, you know it's cyclone season.
    4. Re:Chase on the streets of San Franciso? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Was Steve McQueen or Clint Eastwood driving her?

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    5. Re:Chase on the streets of San Franciso? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      voice_of_all_reason (926702) Alter Relationship on Friday June 15, @10:32AM (#19518847)
      Did it follow the mandatory formula?

      1) Crash through, or at least pass by a rail trolley
      2) Jumping the tops of hilly streets
      3) At least one elderly person/woman with a baby carriage serenely crossing against the light
      4) A ferarri and a "hum-vee" 5) Crash through a fruit stand
      6) Black, middle-aged cop saying "I'm getting too old for this shit."
      --
      Kwisatz Haderach
      Sell the spice to CHOAM
      This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
    6. Re:Chase on the streets of San Franciso? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      What, no fruit & vegetable cart to crash through?

      --
      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
    7. Re:Chase on the streets of San Franciso? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      5) Criminal being chased accidentally dies due to overaggressiveness on the part of the pursuer, followed by pursuer saying to self, "Alive, Marcus, take 'em ALIVE!" or "Aw, she-it, can't get no intel outta a corpse!"

      Though I guess in this case you'd replace "Marcus" with her name...

    8. Re:Chase on the streets of San Franciso? by badzilla · · Score: 1

      The guy wheeling a rack of womens' dresses who shouts "Hey" as he gets pushed aside? Or is that New York.

      --
      "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace." V.Stone, Microsoft Corporation
    9. Re:Chase on the streets of San Franciso? by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      That's exclusively a New York chase item. NYC also has the lock on piano moving and guys carrying a large plate glass window.

      --
      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
  24. A related story by rfc1394 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This woman was in a department store and was purchasing something. As she approached the counter, she handed the clerk her credit card. The clerk went to use the machine but it apparently wasn't working, so she had to use a phone to call in the card. A short time later, a security guard came over and grabbed the customer. The cashier had actually called in a code to have the guard come by. The clerk said that she realized the woman was committing identity theft.

    The astonished customer couldn't believe it, and asked the cashier how on earth she knew. She said, "Because that's my name on the card, and that's my credit card that had been stolen."

    -- Paul Robinson - My Blog
    --
    The lessons of history teach us - if they teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
    1. Re:A related story by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      src plz kthxbye!!1

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    2. Re:A related story by mattOzan · · Score: 1

      "And now you know... the rest of the story!" Good to see Paul Harvey is trying a new medium, even if he has to use a pseudonym like "Robinson."

  25. Real Harm from Bank Spam. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thief took advantage of bank spam:

    Using the stolen keys, Lodrick believes, Nelson made off with an unsolicited mailing from the bank. Lodrick said it contained two debit/credit cards she had not requested and, worse, a statement for a certificate of deposit that included her Social Security number. Personal identification numbers for the cards were in a separate envelope.

    I don't even have a lock on my mail box and banks send me this crap all the time. Besides being a massive waste of everyone's money, it only takes a few days of intercepting the mail to rob someone.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Real Harm from Bank Spam. by Vulva+R.+Thompson,+P · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here's the official site to stop credit card application/insurance mailings:

      http://www.optoutprescreen.com/

    2. Re:Real Harm from Bank Spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thief took advantage of bank spam:

      I must be over tired, I read that as sperm bank and thought WTF?!

    3. Re:Real Harm from Bank Spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all you have to do to stop Bank Spam (to try to prevent identity theft) is give enough information to commit identity theft to someone you don't know.

      "Senator ... Senator! Have you stopped beating your wife yet?"

    4. Re:Real Harm from Bank Spam. by oMaT · · Score: 1

      I don't even have a lock on my mail box and banks send me this crap all the time.
      Wonderful! What was your address again?
    5. Re:Real Harm from Bank Spam. by llefler · · Score: 1

      This will stop most credit card companies from mailing offers, but not all. I get offers from Discover, Citibank and Bank of America fairly regularly.

      Another problem that is just as bad won't be addressed; banks sending checks that apply to your credit card. It used to be just balance transfer checks to entice you to move your debt from another credit card, but now they send checks to use at 'places that don't accept credit cards.'

      --
      It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. -- Harry Truman
    6. Re:Real Harm from Bank Spam. by twitter · · Score: 1

      Wonderful! What was your address again?

      I live next door to you. Well, I don't but there won't be any difference between the mailboxes.

      I actually live in a late 20th century American neighborhood, which uses the dispersion strategy for protection. Big lots make a target poor environment for theives, fires and nuclear weapons. Stay at home moms are a further deterrent to theives. It's less work and risk to rob hundreds of mail boxes at a time in apartment buildings. The male and female worker bees who live there are never home during the day.

      --

      Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    7. Re:Real Harm from Bank Spam. by information_retrieva · · Score: 1

      I don't even have a lock on my mail box and banks send me this crap all the time. Besides being a massive waste of everyone's money, it only takes a few days of intercepting the mail to rob someone.
      From the back of a recent, unsolicited offer:

      Prescreen and Opt-out notice: ... If you do not want to receive prescreened offers of credit from us and other companies, call the consumer reporting angencies toll free at 1-888-5-OPTOUT.
      I did this a couple of months ago, and have seen the flow of offers gradually drop off.

      Hope that helps.
  26. beaucoup expensive by Liquid+Len · · Score: 1

    Ugh, I hate it when writers try to look smart by throwing french expressions. Even without being a grammar nazi, "beaucoup expensive" is completely incorrect. "très expensive" would have been better but, hey, I guess it doesn't sound hip enough... I haven't finished TFA, but this doesn't bode too well.

    1. Re:beaucoup expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if she really said bow-coo or boo ko , I usually hear people say it the second way.

    2. Re:beaucoup expensive by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      That is a peeve of mine too. Writers in major newspaper's entertainment and book sections love to use unnecessary French words. Words like "très" just sound so much more intellectual than "very", right? Maybe I should start putting unnecessary German words in my writing. It would be sehr amusing.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    3. Re:beaucoup expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thw writer was not trying to be smart. It's a quote:

      > It was, Lodrick thought, a "beaucoup expensive" light-brown suede coat...

      The article mentions that the heroine (Lodrick) is a former comedian, and there are indeed a number of colorful quotes that would seem to be consistant with that.

    4. Re:beaucoup expensive by SkunkWorx · · Score: 1

      Even without being a grammar nazi, "beaucoup expensive" is completely incorrect.

      Yo, grammar nazi, see the quotation marks? That's not the writer's words; it's a quote from the woman the article is about.

      "beaucoup" is more of a Cajun slang word than an actual French word anyway, at least around these parts.

    5. Re:beaucoup expensive by FSWKU · · Score: 1

      It would be sehr amusing.

      Ja. Das würde gut sein. =P
      --
      "So after all this, you make my case for me. To end this stalemate, you must die..."
    6. Re:beaucoup expensive by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Please don't. It's already bad genug when there are musicians who think their songs sound a lot härter when they mix German words into their lyrics.

      When you know German, and especially when you hear how beschissen they pronounce those words, you feel like kotzen.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    7. Re:beaucoup expensive by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > "beaucoup" is more of a Cajun slang word than an actual French word anyway

      "beaucoup" is an actual French word which means "many".

      --

      Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    8. Re:beaucoup expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just think it's molto annoying. (I thought I'd throw Italian into the mix.)

    9. Re:beaucoup expensive by SkunkWorx · · Score: 1

      Which is why I added "around these parts." ;)

    10. Re:beaucoup expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deine mutter gibt köpfe zu kleine bauerntieren!

  27. Re:you know, I'm thinking, leave the cops out of t by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

    I agree completely. Also, consider this: if she had carried a gun, she could have saved herself a 45-minute chase.

    How so? By shooting the thief in the back as she ran away?

    Life isn't a TV show and yelling "FREEZE!" at criminals usually doesn't work.

  28. hey you! by jhutchens · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey! YOU OVER THERE! The one with my identity!!! STOP!

    1. Re:hey you! by Drachemorder · · Score: 1

      That's what I think when I see the term "Identity theft" too. A better term might be "Identity fraud" or "Identity-based theft" or something. You're using someone else's identity to steal from them or from others, not actually stealing their identity. It's a fine distinction to be sure, but when you've got scum like the RIAA throwing the word "theft" around all the time for things that really aren't theft, I think it's an important distinction to make.

    2. Re:hey you! by eck011219 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be, "Hey! Me over there!"?

      --
      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  29. Re:you know, I'm thinking, leave the cops out of t by orclevegam · · Score: 1

    Also, consider this: if she had carried a gun, she could have saved herself a 45-minute chase.

    And in so doing converted herself from victim to attempted murderer, or at the very least assault with a deadly weapon. It's only legal to shoot someone in self defense, if the person hadn't pulled a gun (or in some cases a knife) on her, then she can't legally shoot them. Also, in some cases it's permissible if threatened with physical violence, but that's much tougher case to argue. In any event, shooting a fleeing person in the back almost always ends up in a slam dunk for the prosecution.

    --
    Curiosity was framed, Ignorance killed the cat.
  30. It would have been easier, faster, better in Texas by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    That long chase was ridiculous. If this had happened to my sister, for example, she would have held the criminal at gunpoint in the Starbucks where the chase started. None of this running all over creation and actually *talking* to the perp during the chase. WTF is up with that?! Hell, even in CA, would anyone have blamed her if she had simply picked up a chair, smashed the bitch over the head with it, and *then* called the police to report that she'd carried out a citizen's arrest? My God, I hope not.

  31. identity theft .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    Right, a very stirring tale of one plucky self-employed consultant who personally appended the identity thief. But a very relevant question to ask here is, who made it so easy to get your identity stolen and what responsibility do they bare.

    --
    davecb5620@gmail.com
    1. Re:identity theft .. by Radon360 · · Score: 1

      Wells Fargo and the U.S. Postal Service....RTFA.

      1. Wells Fargo sends mail to victim with debit cards and CD statement containing SSN.
      2. Thief gets master key to mailboxes and intercepts victims mail
      3. Thief uses information in pilfered mail to steal identity

      There really wasn't much she could otherwise do to protect herself in this particular case, other than dropping her bank for their horrible security practices. Heck, her mailbox was even locked, which isn't the case for most mailboxes in this country.

    2. Re:identity theft .. by ebingo · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is how can USPS be as stupid as to realize that the master keys were stolen, and to not change the locks? I mean, who the hell doesn't change his/her locks when the keys are stolen? Keys are stolen for a specific purpose (theft), as far as I know...

    3. Re:identity theft .. by ebingo · · Score: 1

      Oh, maybe the USPS is not to blame... I re-read the part about the stolen keys and at first I understood that the theft used the key multiple times, but it seems that although the information used to steal the identity was in separate envelopes, it was in the same mailing.

    4. Re:identity theft .. by Darby · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is how can USPS be as stupid as to realize that the master keys were stolen, and to not change the locks? I mean, who the hell doesn't change his/her locks when the keys are stolen? Keys are stolen for a specific purpose (theft), as far as I know...

      This sort of shit is an epidemic.
      Take the INS for example. My wife is from England, we got married, applied for her green card and were approved. After not receiving it, we called up and they said they mailed it. Well, we live in Chicago which has the worst postal service in the country. Our particular post office is the worst in Chicago. So somebody (possibly with the help of some post office employee, who knows?) stole a green card out of our mail. We went to get a replacement and begged to be allowed to pay to have it shipped FedEX, registered mail, *anything* but the postal service to our house. No dice. The INS's answer? I pay another $200 for a replacement which was likewise stolen before we ever saw it.

      Only after threatening them with a lawsuit would they agree to mail it to our lawyer's office and even then they were all about how "this is highly irregular" etc.

      So, that's the state of our current immigration system: Make the people doing it honestly pay for multiple green cards for illegals before finally doing the right thing after being threatened.

      Examples like that are everywhere.

    5. Re:identity theft .. by virtualXTC · · Score: 1

      This is slightly off topic, but the poster is correct, not only this person, but everyone ought to drop Wells Fargo, not just because of their security, but because their customer service is horrid, FTA:
      "the bank was horrible. I felt they thought I was comical. I kept dealing with different people. Three different times they told me I'd have to come in and ID the (security camera) photo, that I hadn't done it."

      My personal experience isn't much different. I paid them ~$16,000 to clear the lean on my car title in October so that I could purchase a home, they sent me 2 lean release statements, but never a title. After a month, I already hd a buyer, but was still waiting on the title, I called to ask what was happening, the story was wait another week it's in the mail, I continued to call 2ce a week for the next month until they finally told me that I was past due on a payment, despite having making my payout deadline and paying the balance in full. I attempted acquire a copy form my state, but they wouldn't issue it despite the lean release letter as they said the request would have to come though the lien holder. I was on the phone with them every day for 2 weeks, each time people telling me that some one wasn't around to deal with it, or that it was all set, but couldn't give me a time line as to when I'd see the title, but it's okay and that I have 120 days before my account would go into default. On about the 90th day after the supposed missed payment they suddenly had no record of my account. THEY SENT IT TO COLLECTIONS!, ruining my credit in the process. I began talking with the collections department and was still getting the run around. Meanwhile I'm still trying to find a way to mortgage a new home, and came across a condo complex with an on site Wells Fargo mortgage broker. He asked me if he could help me, and run a credit check, after laughing in his face and telling him there wasn't a snow ball chance in hell I'd ever deal with Wells Fargo again, and how horrid their service was, his manager eventually got involved. It took the manager another month and a half, more than 5 months after the start of the fiasco, to clear everything up, and my credit is still hasn't quite recovered.

      just say HELL NO! to Wells Fargo!

  32. Re:Yep by morari · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course she could have, this is America. You can sue McDonald's for making you a fat, lazy dumbass! You can sue for cutting your hand on shards of glass from the window you shattered while breaking into someone's house. You can press charges if your idiotic kid falls out of a tree in your neighbor's yard or drowns in their pool while trespassing. Smell that? That's stupidity, it replaced freedom a long time ago in this country.

    --
    "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
  33. But, but, but ... by Bearpaw · · Score: 1
    How can you say that? Aren't you afraid someone will think you aren't "tough"?

    Seriously, I find all these oh-so-tough-guys saying that they'd beat the thief up hilarious. It's like those pathetic "Terrorist Hunting Permit" stickers I see in the cars of pasty, overweight chickenhawks.

    (Now expect someone to follow up with BS about being a Navy Seal or a black-belt or some damn thing. Yeah, sure.)

    1. Re:But, but, but ... by Archades54 · · Score: 2, Funny

      as an Aussie I just carry an oversized impractical knife to ward off criminals.

      --
      If your neighbours roof is flying past your window, you know it's cyclone season.
    2. Re:But, but, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bartender> That's not a knife ... THAT's a knife.

      Marge> That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

      Bartender> I see you've played knifey spooney before.

    3. Re:But, but, but ... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      And the occasional game of knifey-spooney.

    4. Re:But, but, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory:

      "That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!"

    5. Re:But, but, but ... by No-op · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, the whole "I'd kill them and dump the body for stealing from me" thing is kind of ridiculous- certainly if you were really going to do that, you wouldn't set a precedent by talking about it online!

      But really, think out the consequences of that. Killing this person means harsh consequences for yourself, which are probably worse than having to deal with identify theft (jail time, prison rape, etc.) And it's not like you won't be picked up as a suspect, you know? it's pretty obvious you would be someone they might look at for the crime.

      Yes, the thief is human trash, and it might be better off for society as a whole to have her gone. On the other hand, a trial and locking her up costs us all a bunch of money- I don't really know what the best solution is, but it's not just killing her nor is it giving her another round of probation. I don't think locking her up at the taxpayer's expense forever is a good thing either.

      Somehow, a punishment/rehabilitation that forces this person to be broken and rebuild themselves from scratch is probably best- fixing them as a person, rather than keeping around a broken shell of a person that drags on us all. You could argue that eliminating them saves this problem too, but then we're no better than savage animals, and what's the point of doing anything then?

      My car was broken in to the other day and it pissed me off something fierce- but the worst part was the expense of having windows replaced, not anything that was actually stolen. That's a lesson: the actual incident itself is much smaller than the collateral damage and cost that surrounds it. I would have just given them the contents of the car if they really needed it that badly. I was angry, then sad for who these people must be, then frustrated I couldn't do anything to fix the situation. I can get windows replaced, but these people have empty holes in their lives, and that's just not easy to fix no matter what you do.

      Sorry for the rambling rant.

      --
      EOM
    6. Re:But, but, but ... by sohare · · Score: 1

      How can you say that? Aren't you afraid someone will think you aren't "tough"?

      The average individual shares your view, but there are a few brutes out there who can be pretty belligerent.

    7. Re:But, but, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you learned your lesson. You should never lock your car

    8. Re:But, but, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but then we're no better than savage animals, and what's the point of doing anything then? maybe you just answered your own question
    9. Re:But, but, but ... by djdavetrouble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, the whole "I'd kill them and dump the body for stealing from me" thing is kind of ridiculous

      One of the most idiotic things that I hear people say all the time is "what they would do"
      if somthing had happened to them. 99.9% of the time they really would NOT do that, and would
      probably urinate or defecate themselves instead. It is also dismissive of what really happened, what
      we are allowed to do, and what we would allow ourselves to do. This is why we applaud people with
      the guts to really DO something and not just say it, or some imagined hyperbolic version of "what they would do if..."

      Not only did she do something extremely brave, but she did it the right way.
      Good going !

      --
      music lover since 1969
    10. Re:But, but, but ... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Somehow, a punishment/rehabilitation that forces this person to be broken and rebuild themselves from scratch is probably best- fixing them as a person, rather than keeping around a broken shell of a person that drags on us all.

      Sounds great. Perhaps we should just do this to everyone as they start school.

    11. Re:But, but, but ... by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "You could argue that eliminating them saves this problem too, but then we're no better than savage animals, and what's the point of doing anything then?"

      That is absolutely wrong. A savage animal thinks about the moment. it does not think about the future, and the surrounding facts. When faced with an invader that is taking their resources, a savage animal is just as happy to have the invader run away as it is to kill the invader. The problem is that savage animals are stupid, and they don't understand that if they don't permanently take care of the problem, they will be faced with the same problem again later. So, in reality, the path that you suggest is the one of a savage animal. Only thinking of the moment.

      "I would have just given them the contents of the car if they really needed it that badly."

      You are clearly just rationalizing. I don't believe for a second that you truly believe that just because someone steals from you, that they must 'need it badly'. The guy that stole your stereo didn't need it. He just realized that he could take it from you, and there was nothing you could do about it. Assuming that someone who robs you is the victim is pretty sick, and you might want to seek help with that.

    12. Re:But, but, but ... by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      Assuming that someone who robs you is the victim is pretty sick, and you might want to seek help with that.

      Wow, that was condescending.

      He was obviously referring to the more general fact that people who break into cars tend to be on the lower rungs of society. After the break-in, GPP was still better off than the thief. He obviously wasn't making the thief out to be the "victim" of the crime.

    13. Re:But, but, but ... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      You equate people starting school with criminals?

    14. Re:But, but, but ... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Somehow, a punishment/rehabilitation that forces this person to be broken and rebuild themselves from scratch is probably best- fixing them as a person, rather than keeping around a broken shell of a person that drags on us all.
      I know a punishment that's cheap and effective: corporal punishment. Instead of wasting time with prison, probation, costly appeals etc, just tie them to a frame and give them a hundred of the best across the back. Simple. Do it in public as a disincentive to others. Works in Singapore.

      You could argue that eliminating them saves this problem too, but then we're no better than savage animals, and what's the point of doing anything then?
      Criminals are themselves savage animals, and deserve to be treated thusly. Seriously, all this politically-correct limp-wristed crap just doesn't work. Whining about how we're evolved from those old barbaric methods doesn't punish crime, it just gives Guardian readers something to talk about.
    15. Re:But, but, but ... by XPisthenewNT · · Score: 1

      I lock my car so that I don't get in to find smelly homeless person / dangerous crazy person in my backseat. This is the same reason I lock the doors to my house. Obviously people can get in if they want to, I'd just like some indication (broken window) that my space has been compromised.

    16. Re:But, but, but ... by harp2812 · · Score: 1

      Brilliant... let's tacitly condone car theives & criminals by just letting them in.

      By that logic, you also shouldn't lock your house, set passwords on your computer, or bother to hide your SSN & bank accounts.

      Frankly, attitudes like your's disgusts me - it's the reason these worthless excuses for humanity have so few qualms about stealing, burglary, identity theft, etc. Because they can, there's very few things to stop them, and because the consequences are a joke. Not only will I continue to lock my car, but I weld fish hooks around the back of my stereo, and do everything else within my power to discourage these pieces of trash.

      --
      I've found that nurturing one's Zen nature is vital to dealing with technology. Violence is pretty damn useful too.
    17. Re:But, but, but ... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      If you can't figure out what I was getting at, I'm not going to explain it to you.

    18. Re:But, but, but ... by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, it was condecending, but then so was the GPP when he called anyone bright enough to see past right now a savage animal. The GPP also is exactly the kind of attitude that promotes crime. He did very clearly make the thief out to be the "victim". The GPP, and you, are trying to make out this criminal as some poor sole, who had to break into a car and steal a stereo just to have a loaf of bread to eat. Well, that is highly unlikely. More likely is that the thief only had a TV in the living room, and wanted enough money to put a second one in his bedroom. Or, wanted to go out a party with his pals this Friday, and doesn't get paid until Monday. Playing the 'he must be so poor that he HAS to resort to crime' is absolutely an attempt to make the criminal a victim. So, yes. If someone robs you, and you think that THEY are the victim, you have a mental disorder.

    19. Re:But, but, but ... by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      My car was broken in to the other day and it pissed me off something fierce- but the worst part was the expense of having windows replaced, not anything that was actually stolen.

      I have a friend who always leaves her jeep unlocked for this very reason - she'd rather someone just open the door (you know, so the street person can grab their $0.37 in change on the car floor), rather than having to pay tons of cash to have a window replaced. She wasn't too worried about someone stealing the jeep anyway because it would be easy to steal whether she locked the doors or not ;)

    20. Re:But, but, but ... by hiryuu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assuming that someone who robs you is the victim is pretty sick, and you might want to seek help with that.

      IAWTP. A few weeks ago, I was jumped, beaten, and robbed while walking home just after sunset and in what's considered a safe part of town. In the space of a few seconds, these two punks had broken my nose, bashed up my mouth bad enough I was eating soft foods for nearly two weeks, and damned near gave me a concussion. And for what? They got a cell phone (cancelled within minutes, not even used by them), my wallet (no cash, credit cards that were cancelled promptly and apparently also not used by them), and an iPod Nano.

      I had to change the locks on my house (had a key in my wallet), get new ID and credit cards, buy a new wallet and cell phone, spend time in the hospital, etc. For the damage they did, they gained little - and I can virtually guarantee that it wasn't desperation, but self-centered and sociopathic greed that drove them. I can also virtually guarantee that there's almost certainly no chance of them being caught, and that they are likely never going to change their ways. Society as a whole would be better if they were removed from the population and unable to bring any new thugs into the world.

      --
      Karma: Excellent, but still won't get you laid.
    21. Re:But, but, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow, a punishment/rehabilitation that forces this person to be broken and rebuild themselves from scratch is probably best- fixing them as a person

      Like taking his eyes out and cutting his tongue, hands and feet? I bet that will force him to rebuild him self, at least with some surgery.

    22. Re:But, but, but ... by aclarke · · Score: 1

      You're right that MOST people wouldn't follow up their words. But some people would, and that's why we have a small percentage of people out there who commit violent crimes.

      I remember in university someone broke into my locked apartment and stole my $2500 mountain bike right out of my living room. That represented about 80% of my total net worth at the time and it really really upset me. I would literally have dreams at night for months afterward that I found the person who stole my bike, and I'd very graphically dream of myself beating the crap out of that person until they stopped moving. The dreams would kind of scare me when I woke up and thought about it. I probably wouldn't have gone to that extent if I'd actually found the person (I hope I wouldn't) but I'm pretty sure I'd have done what it took to get him to a police station.

      Actually, after I'd received my insurance cheque, the local bike store told me a cop had shown up with my bike frame at the store. He'd apparently bought it used, not knowing it was hot. I didn't really buy that at first but the employees there vouched that he was an honest guy. Since it belonged to the insurance company now, and the store guys had already told the cop that it was a stolen frame, I let it go.

    23. Re:But, but, but ... by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      Yes, the whole "I'd kill them and dump the body for stealing from me" thing is kind of ridiculous- certainly if you were really going to do that, you wouldn't set a precedent by talking about it online!

      I agree that this sentiment is foolishness. Most likely the person who expresses it is merely frustrated and if granted the power of life or death over the criminal would not exercise it.

      But I worry - if we all went around saying such things then we would generate a society that moves closer to those values. Before long, someone would actually do it and we would have to reconcile the rule of law to our expressed value of vigilante justice - as well as the concept of the punishment fitting the crime.

      So while some may roll their eyes when others express "no you shouldn't go and kill them" as an overreaction to a statement not made in seriousness, I feel that it needs to be done. A vigilante reaction like this would be wholely inappropriate. It should not be condoned. Even as a victim, your passion must be restrained. "I was angry over the injustice that I had suffered" does not excuse you from responsibility, judgement, or the law. That is the rule of law.

      I sometimes feel that this needs to be expressed to overly vengeful people.

      --
      -- "Oh. This guy again."
    24. Re:But, but, but ... by onedotzero · · Score: 1

      Tsk. That was Bart's conversation with a punter. Marge and the Bartender went something like this:

      Marge: Coffee, please.
      Bartender: Beer?
      Marge: Coffee...
      Bartender: Beer...?
      Marge: C... O...
      Bartender: B... Eeer...

    25. Re:But, but, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are too fucking stupid to live. How the hell did you come to the conclusion that not locking your car door condones theft? Your other conclusions are equally as stupid. Do the world a favor, kill yourself now.

    26. Re:But, but, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's only one way to reply to this mistake - and remain on topic.

      Doh!

    27. Re:But, but, but ... by harp2812 · · Score: 1

      "Gee, they're going to break into my car anyway... better leave it unlocked so they don't break my windows while they're at it."

      Am I close? By the way, I love the implication that *I'm* the one with intelligence issues... you're a cute lil' AC.

      *sigh* Don't feed the trolls... I know, I know.

      --
      I've found that nurturing one's Zen nature is vital to dealing with technology. Violence is pretty damn useful too.
    28. Re:But, but, but ... by Damvan · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%. He is making a victim out of the criminal. Sure, in some cases, the people who steal do need it to buy food, etc. But I don't think that is the majority of cases.

      My anecdote: I have had my car broken into or stolen 4 times. Three times the thieves were caught, in all three cases they were upper-middle class teenagers either joyriding, or just plain vandalism. They in no way, shape or form "needed" what they took from me. Hell, in court, I had the mother of one of these thieves try to blame me for creating an "opportunity" for her son to steal.

    29. Re:But, but, but ... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Sadly, that doesn't always work. People with clothtop Jeeps still get their tops slashed even when they never lock the doors. Remember, most thieves don't care, or are just plain stupid.

    30. Re:But, but, but ... by tompaulco · · Score: 1


      I would have just given them the contents of the car if they really needed it that badly.
      That's just the thing. What could possibly be in your car that they could NEED that badly? A turkey dinner? I don't think so. It's all about want. You have something. They want it. They don't want to work for it, so they steal it. For the $5 worth of change in your change holder, they will cause you $100 damage to the window. They just don't care about anyone but themselves. I know many people think they can be rehabilitated. But for gosh sakes, would you please do it BEFORE they break into my car, rather than after? I don't know if I agree whether they can be rehabilitated or not, but I sure don't want them living in my society if they see no problem with causing me a $105 loss so they can have a $5 gain.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    31. Re:But, but, but ... by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      So, yes. If someone robs you, and you think that THEY are the victim, you have a mental disorder.

      Sure, but you're being disingenuous again. No one claimed that the victim of a robbery is the perpetrator. That's stupid, and you know it.

    32. Re:But, but, but ... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Clearly you don't understand what the word 'disingenuous' means as the original poster did claim the perpetrator was the victim.

      "they really needed it that badly."

      "I was angry, then sad for who these people must be, then frustrated I couldn't do anything to fix the situation."

      "these people have empty holes in their lives"

      How can you possibly think that these statements are not depicting a victim? Perhaps a little introspection is in order.

    33. Re:But, but, but ... by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my mistake. I'd thought you were using "victim" to mean the victim of the crime being perpetrated - obviously the thief was not that. In terms of being a "victim" of a greater social problem, then it really depends on the thief. But the fact is that (non-white-collar) thieves are almost certainly victims of crime or abuse themselves. I can't see why you would have a problem with that statement.

    34. Re:But, but, but ... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Because if having been the victim of a crime is allowed to be an excuse for committing crimes yourself, we fall into a downward spiral. By that logic, the OP should feel free of guilt for going out and victimizing the next person. I have yet to meet anyone that has never been the victim of some kind of crime. That means that the OP feels that anyone should be able to commit crimes against anyone else at any time because It's Not their Fault. The OP thought that he should not be angry about being victimized because the perpetrator was a victim them selves. This kind of attitude is unhealthy and verges on insanity. It is certainly destructive to society as a whole.

  34. The laws have to change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's absurd that anyone that knows your name, date of birth, and SSN can pretend to be you and open up accounts in your name. Banks and credit card companies have to be held accountable for verifying the identities of their customers.

    Likewise, credit reporting agencies should be fined a significant amount for evey incorrect item on a person't credit report with the full fine going to the individual. We need to incentivize the financial services industry to take care of the mess they've largely created.

    Finally, probation for a repeat offender guilty of identity theft, mail fraud, theft of mail, theft by deception, and violation of existing probabtion? Give me a break. She should have gotten 10 years in jail, a 6 figure fine, and been made to pay full restitution.

    1. Re:The laws have to change by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't solve anything to give them jail time. She's obviously a junkie and a career criminal already. In ten years, she'll come out, and the methods needed to steal an identity will have not changed one bit.

    2. Re:The laws have to change by ryanchappell · · Score: 1

      "Wouldn't solve anything to give them jail time. She's obviously a junkie and a career criminal already. In ten years, she'll come out, and the methods needed to steal an identity will have not changed one bit." Yeah but it would be a lot harder to steal identities in prison.

    3. Re:The laws have to change by smoker2 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      How about community service ?

      In Iraq.

    4. Re:The laws have to change by dick+johnson · · Score: 1

      Well, if you think the point of jail is to rehabilitate, that might be true.

      But if you think the point of jail is to punish the perp and to keep them away from the rest of us so they can't repeat the crime... Then, yeah, that is sort of the point of sending someone to jail.

      --
      - dj
    5. Re:The laws have to change by EricWright · · Score: 1

      It's absurd that anyone that knows your name, date of birth, and SSN can pretend to be you and open up accounts in your name. Banks and credit card companies have to be held accountable for verifying the identities of their customers.

      That just makes it harder for legitimate transactions. What's your proposed solution to this? Federal databases full of fingerprints? dental records? retinal scans? DNA? Sounds a bit too big brotherish to me.

      What needs to happen is for compliance with the law forbidding the use of SSN for ANY external identification. I can't tell you the number of places that want my SSN that have no business having it. For cripes sake, it's a SOCIAL SECURITY number, not a national identification code.

    6. Re:The laws have to change by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      It would get them off the streets for 10 years!

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    7. Re:The laws have to change by Software · · Score: 1
      >It's absurd that anyone that knows your name, date of birth, and SSN can pretend to be you and open up accounts in your name.

      Not if you have a credit freeze, they can't. Seriously, if you don't need to get credit very often, you should seriously think about putting a credit freeze on your credit record.

    8. Re:The laws have to change by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      I think you missed part of my point in your eagerness to point out a bleeding-heart. At my most cynical, I would like to hope that in the next 10 years it will become harder to steal someone's identity, or even that a different process would be needed, making her too incompetent to repeat the crime. I don't think that's gonna happen. They'll just keep putting chips in our credit cards, or some equally pointless bullshit.

  35. Thanks Congress - you suck. by RoboOp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While real problems and challenges like privacy and identity theft go ignored, they waste their time on crap like "National milk drinking day" and raising funds so they can leave more problems unsolved.

    We are in the midst of an identity fraud crime wave, made possible by more intrusive technology and fewer regulations that limit the sharing of that information. There is a limit to the solutions that the individual can do - it can only be accomplished on a national level. Unfortunately, there is no leadership of any sort at the national level in the US. The head of the fish has completely rotted away.

    --
    "First you get the Linux, then you get the power, THEN you get the women"
    1. Re:Thanks Congress - you suck. by DeanFox · · Score: 1


      Give credit where credit is due. Congress has already passed the laws that make crimes like these felonies. It's the Executive branch charged with prosecuting those crimes and the Legal branch to punish the offenders if found guilty.

    2. Re:Thanks Congress - you suck. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      In the defense of the corrupt blowhards, if they didn't spend so much time fundraising, they're very likely to lose to someone who spends more. If you want our elected officials doing the peoples' business, rather than spending their time shoring up their own power, we need to support comprehensive campaign finance reform.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  36. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Great, your sister would jeopardized the life of everyone else in that starbucks.
    Oh, and if the person ran away and got shot in the back? The best case scenario, going to trial. even if found innocent, her life would be turned upside down. Time in jail, attorneys, bail.

    Yeah, good thinking.

    Even in Texas, if you can not convince people you felt your life was threatened you go to jail for killing people. Granted, what it takes to feel you life is immediately threatened is looser then in most states.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  37. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  38. Nah, that's just the "official" justice by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    There's a whole other unofficial... "justice" which can be visited on people who've wronged you.

    I suggest you all have a little less respect for officialdom, you can read that as "politicians and bureaucrats".

    --
    Deleted
  39. Re:you know, I'm thinking, leave the cops out of t by Experiment+626 · · Score: 1

    If someone was holding you at gunpoint, would you really bet your life it's all a bluff and try to run off?

  40. Federal Crime? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Isn't stealing US mail a federal crime? How come the feds didn't charge her also?

    --
    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    1. Re:Federal Crime? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't stealing US mail a federal crime? How come the feds didn't charge her also?
      She didn't steal from anyone important. Not that hard to understand.
      --
      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  41. Re:Yep by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

    Of course she could have, this is America. You can sue McDonald's for making you a fat, lazy dumbass! You can sue for cutting your hand on shards of glass from the window you shattered while breaking into someone's house. You can press charges if your idiotic kid falls out of a tree in your neighbor's yard or drowns in their pool while trespassing. Smell that? That's stupidity, it replaced freedom a long time ago in this country.

    And, of course, you can sue the dry cleaner for $54 million if they lose your pants.
  42. Wow, good for you in getting them to relent by benhocking · · Score: 1

    I think I'm too cynical these days to even try escalating such things these days. Granted, if it were more serious (e.g., if they had my whole identity and not just my now-canceled cc number), I might have fought my cynicism. However, the more people who do escalate it, the easier it makes it for others to escalate (or so I assume). So, again, good for you!

    --
    Ben Hocking
    Need a professional organizer?
    1. Re:Wow, good for you in getting them to relent by mikael_j · · Score: 1
      Actually, using corporate logic if more people escalate then that means they have to make it harder to escalate because they don't want to spend the money investigating each and every case.. Really, it's cheaper to let the poor schmucks in customer services get yelled at than it is to let people escalate stuff like this. After all, who cares if you have high employee turnover, just make them read a script and you can train new workers in a couple of days.

      /Mikael

      --
      Greylisting is to SMTP as NAT is to IPv4
  43. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by eln · · Score: 1

    The perpetrator outweighed her by 40 pounds, I doubt the victim would be able to overpower her. Besides, even if she told everyone in the Starbucks that the person she had just hit over the head had stolen her identity, there's a pretty good chance the well-meaning patrons would not believe her and would have let the thief go and held the woman so police could arrest her for assault. And the previous poster basically summarized quite well the problems that would arise with using a gun.

  44. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by Anonymous+Curmudgeon · · Score: 1

    They would have thrown the book at her for vigilante justice. Considering the 44 days and probation served by the thief, the "heroine" would likely have gotten a stiffer sentence. Assault is a very serious crime, after all.

  45. Re:you know, I'm thinking, leave the cops out of t by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    Also, consider this: if she had carried a gun, she could have saved herself a 45-minute chase.
    As a firearm owner, I'd have to disagree with this idea. I'm not sure that her holding, in public, someone she THOUGHT was the person who stole her identity at gunpoint is necessarily a good idea. If someone is ACTIVELY committing a crime, then a concealed permit and sidearm MIGHT be called for, if it can be used *safely*. H'wever, I can see too many people with itchy trigger fingers and bad memories/eyesight creating more problems than they solve.

    Illegally enter someone's HOUSE, on the other hand, and you get what you deserve. ;)
    --
    Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
  46. Mine was used for porn by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    Called up some random company that was listed on my statement to inquire about a charge and the call went roughly along these lines...

    Me: I'm seeing a recurring charge for $21.99 on my credit card and the number is listed next to it
    Rep: Yes that's for a website
    Me: Umm which website
    Rep: I think you know sir
    Me: I really don't. I buy quite a lot of stuff on-line but don't recognize this charge
    Rep: I think i'd better spell that for you b-l-a-c-k-c-o-c-k-d-o-w-n dot com.
    Me: Yeah, that's not authorized
    Rep: Is your wife authorized to use the card, perhaps she signed up
    Me: Really dont think so

    They then had the audacity to ask my to file a police report. I threatened to call chase and have the charges reversed and they eventually backed down.

    In the process they did actually reveal the IP address that was used to sign up, although naturally I had a list of all the IPs that comcast had assigned me in the last 6 months to refute that with.

    1. Re:Mine was used for porn by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      They then had the audacity to ask my to file a police report

      Um, someone stole from you and commited credit card fraud. What makes you think you SHOULDN'T report it to the police?

      I had a $200 show up on my card, and I caught it very quickly. The only thing I regret is trying to work with the bank instead of the police. Because I told my bank that I called the number and they promised to refund the money, they couldn't do anything for 30 DAYS (due to VISA regulations).

      Next time, fuck that. Right to the police.

    2. Re:Mine was used for porn by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      Really they stole from Chase/Visa. It wasn't my money.

      I don't see why i should have to go to the trouble of filing a police report every time my card is used without my permission

    3. Re:Mine was used for porn by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      The debt falls on you though. The bank can't claim the charge was fradulent, only you can do that. Just like someone else can't file a charge of assault on your behalf.

    4. Re:Mine was used for porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it was your wife (or you) after all.

      Seriously, why else would you make the incredibly stupid assumption that someone would steal your credit card number for a single, recurring payment? And here you are whining about having to file a report for each and every transaction you didn't 'approve'.

      Just admit you like big black cocks. It's ok.

    5. Re:Mine was used for porn by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      Still it's not worth my time to go down to the police station once a year and fill out a police report when I can get my money back by a 5 minute phone call.

      The bank in turn will indeed ask the merchant to prove that the charge was valid, and i've never known them to ever challenge the validity of any charge I've reversed.

    6. Re:Mine was used for porn by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Still it's not worth my time to go down to the police station once a year and fill out a police report when I can get my money back by a 5 minute phone call.

      You have this happen once a year? Wow... FWIW, it only took 5 minutes to get a police report filed too..

      The bank in turn will indeed ask the merchant to prove that the charge was valid, and i've never known them to ever challenge the validity of any charge I've reversed.

      I was asked to get a police report before my bank would proceed with the reversal. If you're getting hit once a year, perhaps your bank should as well, as it seems like an awful lot of reverses.

    7. Re:Mine was used for porn by Damvan · · Score: 1

      When my credit card was stolen online, $600 was charged to a unnamed online vendor. Next to the charge on my statement was a phone number. I called the number, and asked who they were. Don't remember the name, but they were one of those companies that handles memberships for porn sites. I then mentioned that I had an unauthorized charge on my credit card from them. They asked for my name and the last 4 digits of the credit card, found the transaction, and immediately removed the charge. No argument, no pleading, nothing, I just said it was unauthorized and they immediately removed it.

      Guess it happens to them all the time.

  47. Who does the government serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is clear that the current government (including state law enforcement agencies) don't care about protecting the general public as they do about protecting the wealth of the very rich.

    Identity theft does not stop the steady flow of consumption, so it doesn't bother the wealthy controlling powers very much, so it is not given serious attention. Copyright infringement, on the other hand, hits the wealthy where it hurts, so the punishments for it are sufficient to destroy your life.

    The American public seems to have accepted this as simply being "the way things are," and doesn't seem very interested in demanding more of its government. I suppose we are all getting what we deserve.

  48. What's that worth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Off topic here, but I have always had a problem with using guns for hunting. You go to the store, buy a gun and bullets that someone else made, stand at a safe distance, and instantly kill the animal in your sights. Compare that to the hunter who makes his own bow and arrows, carefully tracks and stalks his prey, and kills with skills that are far harder to learn than pulling a trigger. Who has more to be proud of?

    Sure, if your sister held someone up at gunpoint, she'd get back what was hers. End of story. Good for her.

    This woman, unarmed, caught a thief after an intense 45 minute chase worthy of mention in the news (at the very least). She will be talking about this for the rest of her life to people in awe of her feat. She has something to be proud of. "Good for her" doesn't do this justice.

  49. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not to mention if she was mistaken and it wasn't the perp (for all she knew the jacket could've been sold or given away by the orignal crook) and now SHE is the criminal for assault.

    --
    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  50. Re:you know, I'm thinking, leave the cops out of t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +3 Insightful?!

  51. Thats the only way they get caught by FunkyELF · · Score: 1

    I had someone using my credit card once. I was still in possession of it which told me it was either someone who had been to my house or a server at a restaurant who took my card to ring me up.

    I got phone numbers of the online stores where they were ordering things. I got the IP address of the person from the two places that he ordered stuff from and then from the web mail place where he registered a new address in my name.
    This IP address was from the same Central Florida ISP that I use which confirmed my suspicion that it was a local person.
    I go to call the ISP and of course they don't give me anything but said they would be happy to work with the police.
    I call the police and they said that even if they got the person's info from the ISP they wouldn't be able to prove which person in that household actually did anything.
    No video surveillance, no physical merchandise was purchased...
    I think it was complete bullshit that these lazy pigs wouldn't make one phone call to find out who it was. Now I'm probably still going to the same restaurant and tipping the asshole who stole my CC number.

    1. Re:Thats the only way they get caught by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Still, they would have to pursue the issue. What if there's only one person in the household? Even if not, it would give you enough information to file a suit.

      Sometimes police needs a little nudging to get to work.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    2. Re:Thats the only way they get caught by kalirion · · Score: 1

      You should've sent an anonymous tip to the RIAA about the thief.

    3. Re:Thats the only way they get caught by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who actually knows the credit card industry, I can provide some insight. The first 6 digits of the card number (for Visa/MC) identify the issuing bank, the last digit of the card is calculated from the first 15. If your credit card is a debit card (although it doesn't really make a difference), another customer of your bank may have a similar card. By changing the remaining 9 digits that identify the card holder and recalculating the check digit. It is entirely possible to generate a working card number that could be used for online or mail-order/telephone-order transactions. This is especially the case if the merchant has not implemented fraud control measures such as AVS (Address Verfication Service) or CVC/CVV2 (Card Verification Code/Value, depending on the card type). I've actually had someone attempt to use one of my card numbers before. The account was already over the limit, and the issuer called me to confirm that I was actually attempting to run a transaction (which I wasn't).

      The bottom line is that it is entirely possible that someone could attempt to use your card number without knowing anything about you.

    4. Re:Thats the only way they get caught by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Did you lose anything because of this? Of course not - the merchant gets to eat the cost. But because the whole credit card spending industry is so lucrative the merchants really don't mind. If they did, they wouldn't accept credit cards.

      If you lost something in this, maybe people would get together and make the police actually prosecute this. Fortunately for credit card thieves, they aren't prosecuted unless they do something really outrageous.

      Besides, who do you think gave these guys your credit card number? It could be anyone in any organization where your credit card was used, including your bank that issued the card. There is no security, really. And because nobody gets prosecuted therre isn't any deterrent to "borrowing" a credit card.

      Yup, just recently happened to me. Gosh, I lost a whole five minutes cancelling the card and having the charges removed. This is what we get for havng and using credit cards.

  52. Please mod up by Reverberant · · Score: 4, Interesting

    and yet the penalty for stealing tens of thousands through identity theft, and running the victims through months of hell - is probation?

    We as a society really have our priorities out of whack. DUI? Home confinement in your mansion (no, I'm not linking to the stories about you-know-who). One teenager has consensual sex with another teenager? Throw him in jail for 10 years.

    Steal someones identity, multiple times, costing the victims thousands of dollars in cash and lost time? Probation. Hell, I got people in my city getting probation for serious gun crimes. WTF?

    1. Re:Please mod up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame this one on people's religious hang-ups please. PLEASURE? INTOXICATION?? We better tax it or outlaw it as soon as possible. If I can't have fun waiting around for a made-up ghost to return, no one can!

    2. Re:Please mod up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he he You know what I think is a lot of fun... I pretend like I'm somebody else and you should just see how they react! I'm having a blast living this other's person life and then, blam!, this woman chases me and I end up in the slammer. Fortunately, the judge was like you and was cool with it, he understood that I was just having fun. Nothing wrong with having fun.

    3. Re:Please mod up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you an idiot? My point was that the priorities are out of whack. Some kid gets sucked off at a party and gets jail for 10 years, god forbid teenagers be drinking and engaging in oral sex. But something that actually causes harm, identity theft, is let off the hook.

  53. Committing a felony while on probation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She was already on probation, so probation as a punishment is nothing extra.

    If you're already on probation and commit another felony, you're then supposed to get sentenced to PRISON with no more chance of further probation.

  54. Wells Fargo.... shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Wells Fargo doesn't give a damn about fraud. A few years ago I noticed a charge for under 10 bucks to a business in Tijuana. I called WF. They told me not to worry about it since it was still a pending charge because someone "probably just entered one of the digits on the card wrong." (yes, i know all about checksums...) Not satisfied, I called back and spoke with someone else. In all, three different WF employees told me not to worry about it.

    A week later, it was a firm charge, no longer pending. I called back. Explained what happened again. They transferred me to a bilingual account specialist because the fraud happened in Mexico, yet I've never been there, don't speak Spanish, and I live 2,000 miles away. "They told you not to worry about it?!?!!"

    Instead of issuing me a new card like they said they would, all they did was vow to block all activity to my account from the one place that it had been abused with. No new card. And they never made a fraud report because "it was only 10 bucks." Uh, someone has my card details and you're not going to do anything.

    WF wasn't pleased when I closed my accounts the next day.

  55. Allow me to be the first to say... by sexybomber · · Score: 1

    pwned.

  56. Re:you know, I'm thinking, leave the cops out of t by rossifer · · Score: 2, Informative

    And in so doing converted herself from victim to attempted murderer, or at the very least assault with a deadly weapon.
    In many states, using a legally carried pistol to enforce an arrest, including a non-police arrest, is completely legal.

    It's only legal to shoot someone in self defense, if the person hadn't pulled a gun (or in some cases a knife) on her, then she can't legally shoot them.
    You should stick to watching TV-lawyers duke it out on CSI. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. People who take the time to get CCW licenses are told exactly what the boundaries of legal use are and have to pass a fairly annoying written test to verify that knowledge.

    But thanks for playing.

    Ross
  57. Solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...post her info on slashdot.

    Problem Solved.

  58. Ident Pirates by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I don't like how we call these crimes "identity theft". "Theft" especially implies that the owner no longer has their identity, which is certainly not the case - that loss could actually free them from the liabilities the "thief" is attaching to their old identity.

    It's not really their identity that the thief steals. It's their ID, like traditional theft of a driver's license, credit card or copying a signature. We probably need a new word for the virtual representation of an individual, like "ident", that is 1: made of ID info and 2: points to the individual's abstract identity. IT people know that each level of pointer can be a different type, with different valid uses, and an entirely different set of data than the pointer or content to which it points. We should probably call the "online canonical identity" data their ident or something like that.

    And so they're not really "thieves". They're like copyright violators, who leave the original intact in the hands of its owner, but dilute or discredit the original by unauthorized use. Maybe they're "ident pirates".

    Conflating piracy with theft and identity with IDs with "idents" shows we don't have the first idea of how to cope with these crimes. We can't even distinguish between crimes and legitimate, if novel (and/or controversial) acts. We can't properly catch and correct the criminals. We can't control the content. We certainly can't allow those nuanced cases which benefit more than they cost.

    It's time to get our story straight so we can look ourselves in the eye and know who we really are.

    --

    --
    make install -not war

    1. Re:Ident Pirates by RoboOp · · Score: 1
      And so they're not really "thieves". They're like copyright violators

      Then why don't these A-holes show up to steal my identity and pay my bills?

      Maybe they're "ident pirates".
      Sigh. Fine. Then we'll keel haul them along the bottom of an chinese transport.

      Heck, this will work - China ships us crap goods, we ship them back convicted ID 'pirates' for organ harvesting.

      Way to go. You just solved the US trade deficit and identity theft plague at the same time Doc.

      --
      "First you get the Linux, then you get the power, THEN you get the women"
    2. Re:Ident Pirates by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      RoboOp for Senate '08. I hear there's lots of vacancies.

      --

      --
      make install -not war

    3. Re:Ident Pirates by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      I don't like how we call these crimes "identity theft". "Theft" especially implies that the owner no longer has their identity, which is certainly not the case - that loss could actually free them from the liabilities the "thief" is attaching to their old identity.

      It's somewhere in the middle. The "identity thief" takes the person's good reputation. He doesn't just make a copy of their data; he has a pointer to it.

      --
      -Dave
    4. Re:Ident Pirates by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Funny

      We don't want to call them identity pirates because then we'd have thousands of stupid weenies arguing that identity wants to be free and since there's no "theft" there's no reason there should be jail terms.

      That's why it's gonna be called identity theft.

    5. Re:Ident Pirates by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      There's the person, who is the object. There's there identity, a social construct in the "real" (though abstract) world, which points at the person. There's their IDs, which are physical objects containing info, "credentials", that each point at the identity. There are online copies of those credentials that each point at the identity. There is a collection (even if not collected in a single container) of credentials that point at the identity.

      "ID" is used to refer to a single atomic set of the credentials contained in the ID, both physical IDs and online IDs. The collection is the "ident" whose name I'm coining. Ident pirates use copies of credentials to make unauthorized (by the person) transactions on the ident of the person, whose identity is changed by the transactions.

      --

      --
      make install -not war

    6. Re:Ident Pirates by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, we call it identity theft because some media weenie thought that sounded scarier than anything else they could think of. And because they couldn't think of anything else, since they think "ID" means a physical card in their wallet, and they never thought about "identity" before. They think "piracy" has to do with Windows and MP3s, and cant' think of what that could possibly have to do with your credit rating. Since they have the power to repeat, without understanding it, the term "identity theft" in their mass media machinery until it's in the language, we're stuck with it.

      If only some geeks had gotten involved before they'd coined the term, they might have used one that informs instead of scares and distracts us. Besides, who would say "identity wants to be free"? And if there are people that stupid, who publish their passwords and housekey silhouettes on their free websites, they're excellent reps for an idea that anyone with a brain would reject, becuase they're so obviously stupid.

      --

      --
      make install -not war

    7. Re:Ident Pirates by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      You have a point that the name is poor, but your replacements don't make the grade either. We do need something to cover the whole range of problems that come under the name "identity theft".

      First, having someone else's important private information isn't a problem if no use is made of it. The actual misdeed is fraudulent use of that information to obtain valuables at the expense of the victim, which can damage the victim's reputation and cause a cascade of consequential problems.

      There's something similar here to the legal term "conversion", but that's too obscure for popular use and might not be accurate (IANAL). I think the terms "identity fraud" and "identity misrepresentation" are closer to correct, but I'm open to suggestions.

      --
      Contribute to civilization: ari.aynrand.org/donate
    8. Re:Ident Pirates by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Since you don't complain about "ident", I assume you agree with that term.

      "ID fraud", where "documents" (real or online) representing identity are used to pretend to be that person are a problem, as you mention.

      There's other abuse of identity info that isn't fraud, when credentials are used to further invade the person's privacy. Even just for marketing to them.

      There are read, write and execute abuses of that info. "Piracy" seems to cover them.

      --

      --
      make install -not war

    9. Re:Ident Pirates by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      We call it "armed robbery", but not because the perpetrator stole someone's arms (or armeds?). We call it armed robbery because they used arms (i.e., one or more weapons) in the commission of the robbery. By the same token, "identity theft" means that you used someone else's identity to commit a theft. Misuse of the term has resulted in people saying that "he/she stole my identity".

    10. Re:Ident Pirates by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The point is that you didn't steal, or even use a copy of, someone's identity, you used (a copy of) their ID, their identification.

      The "armed robbery" analogy isn't appropriate - there is no ambiguity (except in comic routines) about weapons vs limbs, or whether weapons were stolen vs used to steal. If this were "identitied robbery" turning into "identitied theft", then that could be analogous.

      Identifications are used to steal - except when they're not, like just "guerrilla marketing" that targets you with unauthorized info tied to your identity. The "identity theft" crime is the enabler, like "weapon theft", that is then used for "identity fraud", where identifications are used as part of a technique for a fraudulent identity: the identified person, not the criminal. And of course the identified person still has their identity, so it wasn't really "stolen".

      These distinctions are important, and lost, by the imprecise terms. That makes it harder to stop and deal with the crimes and their various damages. "Armed robbery" is a confusion, if at all, of an entirely different, and inconsequential, nature.

      --

      --
      make install -not war

    11. Re:Ident Pirates by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Shrug, it was worth a shot ;)

  59. Federal Charges? by ryanchappell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    She stole mail. She stole keys from the federal government postal employee. Mail fraud? This worthless sack of shit should get 20 years of HARD time, split between state and federal pens!

  60. Bank's Fault by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Christ:

    Using the stolen keys, Lodrick believes, Nelson made off with an unsolicited mailing from the bank. Lodrick said it contained two debit/credit cards she had not requested and, worse, a statement for a certificate of deposit that included her Social Security number. Personal identification numbers for the cards were in a separate envelope.


    Of course, being able to steal master keys for the mailboxes is not good either, but WTF is the bank thinking??? I can't shred stuff if it is intercepted before I go to my friggin' mail box!
  61. Or, because I'm a hippie by athloi · · Score: 1

    "Why not the death penalty? Seriously, what social use is there for anyone who'd commit identity theft?" Why not exile? What use is there for criminals of the predatory, parasitic type anyway? Can we send them overseas? I hear they need coal miners in Russia.

  62. Re:Dirty Harry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you RTFA? She didn't get her comeuppance. She got more probation and is probably out there right now stealing your identity and buying ice cream on your dime while you sit there and write you're glad "she got her comeuppance."

    Indeed, this is all "cheer" for the good guy until you read the end and hear the failur of the U.S. justice system. The "thief" was on probation, pleaded guilty, and I believe it said she had quite a record of doing this before. I would have punished for the maximum term given the thief's attitude and likely hood of continuing the same offense. But due to over-crowding and budget problems, there's still not much that can be done given that we have to take the worse of two evils and we need the space for murderers over ID thieves.

    Though, this does make a side point that even "poor" people get slaps on the wrist and not just famous rich celebrities.

  63. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by PPH · · Score: 1
    I'm not so sure about that. IANAL, but in Texas, a federal circuit court has upheld the right of a property owner (in this case, the property would be that person's identity) to use deadly force to protect it.

    Out here in a politically left wing state, the law has yet to be tested in an appeals court. Its interesting to note that prosecutors shy away from charging shooters in such cases for the shooting itself. The charge is usualy unlawful discharge of a firearm or something else. I think they are afraid that a direct charge would result in an NRA financed appeal and a legal precedent similar to that in Texas being established

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  64. Perhaps Paris did get a hard deal by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    9 times?

    And she's destroyed how many people's lives?

    And she's put on probation again?

    What are they thinking in California?

    This is one of the reasons we need to legalize marijuana. So we can put real criminals in jail.
    Sounds like they make everyone a criminal so they can't put anyone in jail.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    1. Re:Perhaps Paris did get a hard deal by Todamont · · Score: 1

      The problem with legalizing Mary Jane is that drug offenders make the best prison workers, and prison labour is the biggest growth sector in the American job market right now... Just a warning, if you steal my identity and take me for $30G, I will shoot you dead. When there is no justice in the courts, the only real justice is vigilante.

      --
      Kharma is like a boomerang. Mine is broken.
    2. Re:Perhaps Paris did get a hard deal by truckaxle · · Score: 1

      That was the same thought I had. This women is repeat offender, obviously experienced in her chosen trade and yet she gets 44 days and 3 years probation which she was on the first place. Judging by this fraudulent crime pays.....

      I thought stealing mail was a federal crime? Why was she not charged with that?

    3. Re:Perhaps Paris did get a hard deal by lysse · · Score: 1

      It does seem odd that crimes against large companies, the state or one's own body are punished more harshly than crimes against one's neighbours. One might come to believe that one's neighbours are seen as an acceptable target by those in authority...

  65. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by malkir · · Score: 1

    Here in California, you have to worry about even the most trivial things - a thief was robbing one of my friends houses, was on the roof and fell threw the sky-light and onto a knife in the kitchen... then sued the family for his injuries.

    Our system needs some reworking, no?

  66. All the gun comments are fun.... by Snowtide · · Score: 4, Interesting
    But think it though a second.

    The identity theft victim pulls a gun and tells the thief to freeze. The thief screams for help and that the woman holding the gun is trying to kill her. The identity theft victim explains that the woman she has at gunpoint is a thief. The thief says the identity theft victim is crazy and has the wrong person. Another well meaning hero to be pulls their gun and points it at the obviously angry woman with a gun telling her to calm down. Person number three pulls their gun and picks a side or generally points it at the other two people with guns in the coffee shop and tells them all to calm down. Everyone with a gun is convinced they are doing the right thing.
    Ask a working police officer, this is a good way to get people shot and or killed.

    Seriously, look at how people drive cars, and you want to give them concealed weapons permits to have guns on them all the time?

    1. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The real issue is that the people claiming the victim should have pulled a gun on the thief don't understand what a gun is for. Unless you're trained for it and have an official capacity to (such as a police officer) you don't point a gun at someone you don't intend to kill.

      In almost every state it's illegal to point a gun at someone who is not physically threatening you or another person with immediate and potentially lethal force (such as rushing you with a knife or pointing a gun at you) and in many states if you're not in a situation where you must pull the trigger to stop them you're not legally allowed to point the gun at them in the first place.

      Remember: If you want to own a potentially dangerous item such as a handgun know all the relevant laws and how to use it without accidentally hurting anyone.

    2. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by Agent+Green · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's no state in the union that I know of that allows an armed citizen to pull a firearm in this kind of instance. The identity thief is a scumbag, but it's not a qualifying event to use deadly force for. Certainly, it's not worth losing a permit over (at the minimum).

      In the scenario you highlight, the third party is the only one who has a right to draw, presumably for the protection of a third party. Also from the training I received, once you unholster a firearm in such a scenario, you should already be prepared to shoot. I don't think most people are prepared to do that.

      --
      // Agent Green (Ian / IU7 / KB1JQO)
      // IEEE 802.3: All 10base Are Belong To Us
    3. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by technococcus · · Score: 1

      Yes, this scenario is theoretically plausible. However, as all concealed carry permit holders are made well aware by the training videos and tests they must watch and take, you may draw a weapon in defense of your own life or property etc. and you're going to be just fine. The phrase used as far as justified shootings go is "...as the situation reasonably appeared to you at the time". If the situation reasonably appeared to justify lethal force at the time, you're good to go. IF HOWEVER you are defending someone else's life/property/etc. the language used is "...as the situation actually was". You can't presume anyone is a good guy or a bad guy, because if you guess wrong, you're guilty of wanton endangerment up to murder depending on what happens.

      Like I said, CCDW holders know this and therefore would most certainly NOT attempt to get involved until they could fully assess the situation. No one wants to be charged with recklessly brandishing a firearm (esp. since they'll take your CCDW away for that!).

      Oh, and, by the way, every police officer I have ever met (and that's quite a few, thank you) has been in favor of issuing CCDW licenses to private citizens that meet very minimal requirements. They find that it reduces crime and makes their lives easier.

    4. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by Snowtide · · Score: 1
      I understand that and I am glad such limitations exist. I was responding to the scenarios people were describing in earlier posts. :)
      But I stand by my comment. Look at the way people drive, and we are supposed to trust them with concealed weapons? A three-week course, or six weeks, is not enough to teach all people to respect the weapon they are carrying or to think things through. Bullets can travel a long distance before they run out of kinetic energy and many people just don't seem to have the judgment to understand the thought and awareness that needs to be in place before you draw a weapon. As you said, and I was taught the same, never draw a gun unless you plan to shoot. Never bluff, never hesitate to fire if that's what's needed. If only it was so easy to quantify and train people to remember the rest of it. To be careful, that every bullet goes somewhere and things are not always what they seem.

      But it's a lot harder, often impossible, to teach good judgment.

      I have owned a few pistols and as a tech/mechanical geek gun engineering is an interest of mine.
      I am not worried about guns themselves, I am worried about the people who will be using them. :)

    5. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but we are nearly there already. The problem is the wackiest, thuggiest (?), and voted-most-likely-to-die-in-prison folks already have guns. They don't care if it is illegal or not to carry one without the proper license and permit - they are packing heat.

      If you live or work in an inner city area, chances are pretty good that the people around you have made a choice already - carry or hide. The folks hiding are moving to the suburbs when they can.

      You have a choice. In the US it is going to be pretty simple soon. The police aren't going to preemptively arrest people because they haven't killed you yet. After they kill you they will arrest the guy that did it and there is at least a 20% chance he will be convicted. This doesn't bring you back from the dead.

      You can either defend yourself or hope the police provide enough of a deterrent. Right now in the inner cities the police aren't able to do that job.

    6. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by jjacksonRIAB · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course. Let's consider a scenario that is not likely to happen as if it will become the de facto norm.

      This is real life, not a Quentin Tarantino flick.

      --
      Make a few bad jokes on /. and watch your karma become worthy of Hitler
    7. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by Snowtide · · Score: 1

      Where did I state or imply that what I was desribing as the de facto norm?
      What I described as a composite of events involving multiple people with guns, one I have experienced myself, and others that I reported on or read about in newspapers. A Quentin Tarantino flick would likely have involved a much more complicated scenario with more extreme characters and situations.
      One reason I like Tarantino films. :)

    8. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

      Remember: If you want to own a potentially dangerous item such as a handgun know all the relevant laws and how to use it without accidentally hurting anyone.

      I agree, but with more vigor: Minnesota requires you to know state law and use of your weapon before giving you a concealed carry permit. Similar to a driver's license. I'm a gun proponent, and have my MN Firearm Transfer permit, but just like with vehicles, there are still some people who shouldn't carry guns. Doesn't mean they should be allowed to be ignorant in the use of firearms, however, IMHO.

      I don't know where people got the "gun" aspect from this story; this was a great story about justice not involving violence(well, justice of sorts), and then it became a gun debate. Sheesh.

    9. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by moeinvt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't see how you can use a "What If . . ." scenario based on a past event, make some blind guesses about how other people might have responded in this hypothetical situation, and then contort your fantasy into an argument against the idea of law abiding citizens carrying firearms.

      I accept your possible(but improbable) scenario as a suggestion that it would have been extremely bad judgment on the part of the ID theft victim to pull a gun in this particular situation. After that, your argument just devolves into foolishness.

      Every time the question of liberalizing concealed weapons laws comes up, gun control nuts use these fantasies "Oh heavens, our streets will become like the wild West!" "Minor traffic accidents will end up as gun battles!" etc. etc. and they're proven wrong every time. Many former gun-control states have passed "Shall Issue" laws compelling the state governments to implement a permit system for concealed carry. One of the more notable ones was Florida in 1987.

      "In Florida, for example, a murder rate that was 36% above the national average when carry reform went into effect in 1987, fell by 1991 to 4% below the national average."

      http://www.rkba.org/research/cramer/shall-issue.ht ml

      No blood in the streets. No western movie shootouts. Just more evidence of the well documented deterrent effect of law abiding citizens empowered to defend themselves.

    10. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by jjacksonRIAB · · Score: 1

      *Where did I state or imply that what I was desribing as the de facto norm?* If you aren't presenting it as such, than you are advocating a strong position with a weak argument for it. Also, the "People can't even drive cars responsibly, so do X" argument is cliche, exaggerated, and incorrect. The fact is that *most* people can drive cars responsibly. Just because some idiots exist doesn't mean we should all be relegated to their status in order to level the playing field. Instead of treating everyone like a bunch of idiots, let's give everyone as much freedom as they can handle and then turn our attention to keeping the idiots under control.

      --
      Make a few bad jokes on /. and watch your karma become worthy of Hitler
    11. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by Snowtide · · Score: 1
      I disagree with you but respect that you brought some facts to the argument.

      Events as I described do happen, although rarely, and you can find them in the news and police reports. I should have been more clear that I was thinking of an amalgam of actual events not spinning from whole cloth. I was not making "wild west" arguments or painting "blood in the streets" fantasies. You will notice I made no generalizations in my initial post, I tossed out a scenario for people to consider. Phrases like "every time" and "gun control nuts use these fantasies" are handy shorthand, but not always useful. I think we can agree that carrying a weapon, or even arguing about doing so, deserves some thoughtfulness. I am not a "gun control nut" I have no problems with guns. I own guns, I enjoy shooting them and the technical/mechanical aspects of their manufacture and design.

      My thinking can be summed up by what I said in the post. Look at how people drive, and we want to let them carry guns all day?
      I agree that "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." And it's the people, not the guns, I am worried about.

      Shooting guns has taught me to respect them and think ahead before I fire. I am not sure everyone can be taught that respect and thoughtfulness in a few weeks of training. And as any regular shooter knows every bullet goes somewhere, and in a crowded environment such as a street there can be lots of somewheres for a bullet or bullets to go. (I know, somewheres is not correct but please bear with me.)

      Yes the requirements for a concealed weapons permit usually select for better personal responsibility, but no process is perfect and the more people that are carrying concealed weapons the more chances for something to go wrong. My concern is not "the wild west" or "blood in the streets" but an increase in the number of accidental or felony deaths from firearms every year.

      Are there benefits of more legally issued concealed weapons on the street, in many high crime areas. Yes. Does more weapons on the streets increase the chance for lethal mistakes or bad judgement? Yes. I just wonder if how the costs and benefits measure out.

      It's not feasible or practical but I always liked the Chris Rock idea, bullet control. $5000 a bullet. It's often easier for people to remember a cost to their wallet than to think through where a bullet might go. :)

    12. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      First off, I think that everyone not convicted of a felony should be able to carry a weapon. I think that there should be few exceptions. Teachers *should* definitely be armed; people in a courtroom should definitely *not* be armed.

      I'm not a big fan of CCPs. If you want to carry a weapon concealed, then you should also be carrying one openly. I have walked around carrying a 9mm pistol in a shoulder holster on top of my suit. It freaks people out, but people seem to remember their manners a lot better when they see a gun.

      If you want to carry a gun, then just fucking do it openly.

      >>"In Florida, for example, a murder rate that was 36% above the national average when carry reform went into effect in 1987, fell by 1991 to 4% below the national average."

      The problem with statistics is that they obscure the truth. You need to look at the case of every gun-related death and group them properly. In 1987 and 1991, how many people died from accidental discharge? How many people in 87 and 91 drew on police officers? How many died in drug-related crime?

      If there were 1000 deaths last year and 100 this year, then the numbers say that's better. But if last year had 990 criminals shooting other criminals and this year had 90 kids accidentally shooting themselves, then I say it's worse.

      --
      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    13. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Hollywood buys the movie rights.

      --
      If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
    14. Re:All the gun comments are fun.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few false positives on the people who can use guns responsively can do a whole lot of damage, though. Accepting your premise, it's not at all obvious that we should consider the responsible majority rather than the irresponsible minority when making our decision.

  67. Re:Dirty Harry by Ubergrendle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The jails are mostly full, the incarceration rate in the US is much higher per population than most other western nations. What I've never understood is that people get jailed for personal use of drugs (abuse to themselves), whereas crimes like identity theft (abuse to others) result in multiple probations and no meaningful consequences -- which has a worse societal effect?

    --
    John Maynard Keynes: "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do?"
  68. Remind me not to wear plaid in Texas by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    If your sister can carry a gun, then so can any hysterical women capable of mis-identifying her assailant.

    Great.

    I've spent some time in Texas, and the whole place seemed to be filled with cartoon-crazy amounts of private oil wealth and stressed out women aching to cheat on whatever guy they managed to desperation-marry at the end of highschool so their friends wouldn't laugh at them.

    No thank-you.


    -FL

    1. Re:Remind me not to wear plaid in Texas by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      I think instead you watched a whole lot of Happy Texas and the like. What you describe doesn't sound like the state I visited and contracted in.

    2. Re:Remind me not to wear plaid in Texas by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      think instead you watched a whole lot of Happy Texas and the like. What you describe doesn't sound like the state I visited and contracted in.

      While I am happy to defer to somebody who spent more time there than me, especially when it comes to negative impressions being trumped by positive ones, my impressions were nonetheless based on lots of close up and personal contact and not on television shows or what have you. I also met some really nice people, but there was certainly an undercurrent of sexual stress on various levels. And too much oil money. Wow.


      -FL

  69. No, not a thief, get it straight.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "a thief who posed no threat."

    This criminal is not a thief.
    This criminal is much more than that.

    This is someone who commits fraud.
    This is someone who damages the victim's name and reputation.
    This is someone who destroys someone else's public life for their own gain; the damages of which may linger on for years after the crime is committed.

    All this is much more than the simple act of theft; stealing a car, stealing cash, etc.

    Why are you suprised at the response?
    When the criminal act is a perpetual public destruction of someone's life; why are you suprised when victims are calling for tit-for-tat?

  70. I have an idea! by YourMotherCalled · · Score: 1

    Built into all kinds of transactions is a safety code that is only activated once identity theft has been proven.

    You have to contact a branch of your creditor or bank (or whoever supplies your cards) and prove that you are who you say you are. It'll have to be done in such a way that would make it difficult for identity thieves to duplicate. e.g. Have parents/siblings/spouses appear with photo ID and official documents for example.

    Then... your account is flagged as currently going through an identity theft episode and you're issued a PIN. Next time you, or someone pretending to be you, uses your card online, in Starbucks, or to pay a bill, the system notifies the attendant that the card is in Identity Theft status and therefore the special PIN needs to be entered.

    This would also be required at your bank even when appearing in person.

    But of course the problems with this is that it doesn't solve check fraud instances and the secret PIN should not ever be relayed to the attendant of the business you're making a transaction with. So in that case there'd need to be a special PIN pad that you could be given to enter your PIN.

    Why not just give the secret PIN when you're initially issued your card(s) to be prevent identity theft in the first place? Because it's just another thing to be stolen when your identity is taken in the first place. If you issue the PIN *after* your identity has been stolen it will put a huge hamper on the whole operation.

  71. What to do? I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, the thief is human trash, and it might be better off for society as a whole to have her gone. On the other hand, a trial and locking her up costs us all a bunch of money- I don't really know what the best solution is, but it's not just killing her nor is it giving her another round of probation. I don't think locking her up at the taxpayer's expense forever is a good thing either.

    Somehow, a punishment/rehabilitation that forces this person to be broken and rebuild themselves from scratch is probably best- fixing them as a person, rather than keeping around a broken shell of a person that drags on us all. You could argue that eliminating them saves this problem too, but then we're no better than savage animals, and what's the point of doing anything then?


    I have a (relatively) simple solution of what to do with criminals such as these (actually to most criminals in my opinion). Round up as many as will fit into a large cargo airplane/jet, fly them to Iraq, transport them out into the desert, and leave them. If they survive, they should be suitably "broken and rebuilt." Oh, and revoke their US citizenship and leave them with no IDs of any kind so (hopefully) they never come back to America.

    We can call it "Operation Iraqi Redemption"

    I was thinking Iraq would also be a good place to store all our spent nuclear fuel, the only problem being the proliferation of terrorists there that would love to get their hands on the stuff. I'm sure we can figure something out.
  72. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm confused, did he stumble onto the knife after he threw the skylight? Was he throwing the skylight to another house owned by your friend?

  73. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard that one in a movie once...

  74. It ain't liberal, it is republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who thinks criminals should get probation and non-sentences. Liberals or right-wingers. Answer: Right-wingers.

    Oh, offcourse they don't actually say that directly. It is just the end result of their policies of cutting taxes and public spending. Jails costs money. Sending someone away for 20 years costs money. Lots of money.

    Money that comes from taxation.

    Between liberals who think probation works and right-wingers who don't want to pay for anything else, you get this result.

    Never believe a politician who says he wants to be though on crime unless he clearly states where he is going to get the money from to do it. Double the police force. The dutch goverment currently has a nice red herring going. More police and lab personel to solve more crimes. Absolutly no mention of any more jails to actually house the offenders. That is because you can easily fiddle staffing figures, but people can easily spot a jail that isn't there.

    1. Re:It ain't liberal, it is republican by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      Liberals want to spend tax money by giving it away to everyone with his hand out. They want most criminals to be pampered, released early or not even jailed.

      Right-wingers want money spent only on the proper functions of government, all of which involve protecting a person's rights. Part of protecting a person's rights is the judicial system, which includes prisons. Conservatives don't want to waste money on prisons, but they recognize the necessity to have adequate prisons.

      The U.S. has a higher percentage of its populace incarcerated than most advanced nations, and a more capitalist political culture than most advanced nations. As in this case, California is where many of these criminals go free, and California has an increasingly crazy-left political culture.

      --
      Contribute to civilization: ari.aynrand.org/donate
    2. Re:It ain't liberal, it is republican by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Liberals want to spend tax money by giving it away to everyone with his hand out. They want most criminals to be pampered, released early or not even jailed.

      Do you have proof to back that up? Aren't republicans the ones that pushed for mandatory sentencing of drug crimes so now there is no room to lock up normal violent criminals? Doesn't violent crime have lesser sentences the drug crimes now?

    3. Re:It ain't liberal, it is republican by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Invading a country that might maybe someday think about conspiring to pose a threat to you is a proper function of government? How about funneling vast amounts of taxpayer money to corporate cronies under the guise of rebuilding the infrastructure of another country? How about using military and political power to compel the supposedly independent government (which your government basically imposed on the country) to enact an oil bill that gives undeservedly huge windfalls to international energy corporations?* Of course not. Hell, no conservative since Goldwater has had a shot at the presidency.

      When it comes to prisons, the primary difference between conservatives and liberals isn't about how harsh prison should be, how many people should be incarcerated, how prisons should be paid for, or whatever. For conservatives, the primary purpose is punishment. A sin has been committed, and a price must be extracted. Sure, there is the hope that if prison is made awful enough an experience, people will behave better to avoid getting entangled in the system. But that's a secondary motivation.

      For liberals, prisons are supposed to be about rehabilitation. Imprisoning the clinically insane is therefore futile, since prisons aren't equipped to handle serious mental disabilities. In fact, imprisoning *anyone* is stupidity, if that person can be more effectively rehabilitated another way. I think that's a far more reasonable position to take than the conservative position. But when we suggest actually trying to figure out a criminal's motivations and focus on fixing them, we're accused of coddling. Whereas, taking every single person, locking them up for a specified amount of time, and hoping the experience magically 'scares them straight' is called being tough on crime. I'd call it, 'living in a fantasy land'.

      Criminals go free in every state in the Union. California is very unexceptional in its incarceration statistics, compared to the U.S. as a whole. Of course, as you've noticed, the U.S. is exceptionally incarceration-happy. I believe we're second only to China. And yet we have a higher murder rate than any one of those failed socialist states in western Europe. Perhaps this most capitalistic of cultures is breeding a bit of tension and resentment.

      Nah.

      * Show me one Middle East nation that has ever voluntarily chosen profit-sharing agreements as the mechanism for purchasing extraction expertise.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    4. Re:It ain't liberal, it is republican by Damvan · · Score: 1

      Actually, we are number 1 in number of people incarcerated per capita (715 per 100,000) ahead of Russia (584 per 100,000). China is #71 (119 per 100,000).

      I am glad incarcerating all these people has given us such a low crime and murder rate. Oh, wait....

    5. Re:It ain't liberal, it is republican by Damvan · · Score: 1

      Source for previous comment statitics...

      http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_pri_per_cap- crime-prisoners-per-capita

      Interesting tidbit from this site, Russia has almost twice as many magistrates and judges than the US while the US has 8 times as much crime. Also, while the US is #1 in the total number of crimes, it is #8 in crimes per capita.

    6. Re:It ain't liberal, it is republican by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Dude, you are seriously deluded. I suggest you stop using labels like "liberal", "right-wingers" and "conservatives" and start following current events.

  75. Re:Dirty Harry by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 1

    Hey - check out the mod score. It's been modded informative! The identity thief is at it again and has marked your assumptions as being correct!

  76. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1
    PPH says:

    but in Texas, a federal circuit court has upheld the right of a property owner (in this case, the property would be that person's identity) to use deadly force to protect it.


    IANAL, but IAAT (I Am A Texan). And I believe that that particular law only applies to a person's residence and property (and, as of the latest session of the legislature, a person's car). That is, you can use deadly force to prevent theft out of your home, your land and your car, provided you are on your property or in your car. Unless the ID theft victim owned the Starbucks, I don't believe they'd be able to legally pull a gun on the thief, even in the Lone Star State. And, on top of that, even in gun-happy Texas there are town and city restrictions on firearm discharge. Again, IANAL.
    --
    "The plural of anecdote is not data" -- Bruce Schneier
  77. Capital offense by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    When you consider all the grief that the crime of identity theft
    (or is it identify hijacking?) causes, I think we should make
    it a capital crime. Take over someone's life, lose yours.

  78. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  79. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Shooting? I'd jam the backside of the gun into their stomach (or, if no rifle, club it over their heads), that usually takes care of their ability to run while not leaving any measurable lasting effect.

    It's legal too. After all, you applied the least necessary force to keep the criminal from escaping 'til the police arrives.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  80. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  81. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how you separate states within one country, and then refer to a whole fucking continent as one entity with one legal system. Well done.

  82. Not theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "punishment for theft"

    It's not theft, you dumb motherf*cker, it's fraud.

    It's the perpetual destruction of someone's public identity, something that cannot be easily repaired or returned. There's a world of difference. It's personal.

    It can and has destroyed peoples lives, sent the wrong people to jail, resulted in physical harm (no or poor medical treatment because of destroyed insurance), removed people's ability to work (false criminal records).

    So stop and think before you get on your soapbox.

    1. Re:Not theft by nomadic · · Score: 1

      It's not theft, you dumb motherf*cker, it's fraud.

      It's both, you halfwit.

      It's the perpetual destruction of someone's public identity, something that cannot be easily repaired or returned. There's a world of difference. It's personal.

      So it should be punished by death? DEATH? The ULTIMATE sanction against someone? What the hell is the matter with you. Are you a psychopath?

      Or are you just a jackass who didn't think things through before slamming your fingers down on a no doubt drool-soaked keyboard and typing out the above idiocy?

  83. Three strikes by boster · · Score: 1

    California has a three strikes law. According the TFA, "she pleaded guilty to one felony count of using another person's identification fraudulently." So, at minimum, that's one strike. Her prior conviction may or may not be a strike, but sounds serious enough that it probably is. If it is, then the fact that she "was delivered to the Yolo County sheriff on another outstanding fraud-related warrant after she was sentenced in San Francisco" may very well be strike three, which results in a long, mandatory sentence. Of course, I may be wrong about the applicability of three strikes here. Then you can have a debate about putting another non-violent offender into the already *absurdly* overcrowded California prison system, versus allowing her the freedom to, most likely, do a lot of damage to peoples lives -- neither is a very attractive outcome.

    --
    Madness takes its toll. Exact change please.
    1. Re:Three strikes by Damvan · · Score: 1

      California Three Strikes law applies to "serious felonies" and "violent felonies" according to the law.

      Identity theft and fraud do not fall into either of those categories.

  84. The Real Problem by reeherj · · Score: 1

    Most identity theft could be avoided if we adopted a system whereby a document used for identification is verified/validated by the issueing authority at the time of use.

    For example, if a Drivers License (or ID card) is used as identification, it should be swiped, and information electronically validated against a state DMV / Vital Records / or issuing authority. This will in and if itself eliminate fraudulent ID's through forgery. Additionally, a second layer of security such as a pin number, thumbprint scan, (or any other information not physically located on the document) can be used to validate that the person posessing the document is the person to whom the document was issued.

    This system works well because no information is ever retrieved from the issuing authority, instead responses are a "yes/no" type of transaction.

    A more active system, and more troubling for provacy advocates is to return a third piece of identification information (assuming the first two tests are passed), such as an electronic photo, which can then be used by the validating person to match the photo on the ID, with the electronically returned photo, with the person standing there.

    This system would not need to be used for every transaction, but transactions such as opening new bank accounts, extending credit, and government transactions would be required to participate. In many ways this is not an encumbering task, as most of these transactions already require some sort of network processing, or computer transactions.

    The Federal Government has started to move in this direction with the DHS's "Real ID" initiative. This is just the first step, in that it standardizes the practice of issuing ID's and forces states to adhere to a common "protocol" for validating and issuing an ID to an individual. Of course, this has met with heavy resistance from privacy advocates, although I am not entirely sure why. The idea that every american is uniquely identifiable has been around for a long time, and as we can see in cases of identify theft and impersonation fraud, is a vital protection for our citizens who are otherwise easily victimized.

    The last piece of the puzzle is to stop thinking of "identity theft" as a petty crime. It should become a federal crime, because it often occurs across state boundaries, and the penalties and sentencing guidelines for said federal crime should be harsh. Identity theft is alot more invasive then many felonies and involves a longer recovery time for victims, it's about time we start treating it as a real crime, requiring preventative measures (re-thinking our identification sytem) and prosecuting offenders aggressively.

    Regards,

    John R.

  85. Restitution? Not so simple, chief. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've got one word for you: Restitution"

    This is more than financial damage.
    You cannot compensate for the loss of public reputation and identity.

    Who fixes your credit score?
    Who gives you your house back that you lost because you couldn't pay the mortgage?
    Who expunges the false charges your criminal record?
    Who fixes the poor or no medical treatment you recieved because someone was committing fraud on your insurance?
    How do you compensate a victim not being able to get a job for years because their finances / public records / criminal records have been defrauded?

    "Needless to say, the vast majority of prisoners are NOT violent -- what exactly do they need to be locked in a cage for?"

    Because they do not have the ability to be a productive member of society.
    One word: Enron. How many lives were destroyed there? The money can NEVER be paid back. Such is the case, are they to be set free? If so, what is exactly is the restitution then?

    "Morally speaking, only violent animals belong in the cage: rapists, murderers, aggressors of physical force or threat thereof. This is just common sense."

    Bull-fucking-shit. People who repeatedly prove they cannot be a productive member of society without infringing upon other's rights deserve to be separated from such a society.

    "So, do they still have you convinced? Do you still think prison is still the answer to any conceivable crime?"

    The crime results in the destruction of someone's public life and reputation and you don't want this person confined to a cell?

    Seems to me you are the f*cking looney.

  86. Postal Service's fault also by Ichijo · · Score: 1

    Lodrick changed bank accounts and identification numbers, only to find that Nelson had again broken into her mail...

    How does this keep happening? Didn't the USPS change the locks after the first time the keys were stolen?

    --
    Any sufficiently unpopular but cohesive argument is indistinguishable from trolling.
  87. Cockeyed's Take on Credit Cards by Velcroman98 · · Score: 1
    Has anybody read about the exploits on Cockeyed.com and credit cards?

    He took a pre-approved credit card application from the mail, tore it to shreds and taped it back together. He filled it out with an address other than his (parents), and used his cell phone as promary number. He recieved the credit card from his father when it arrived.

    On another story he did he documented signing for credit card purchases with stuff like "Not Authorized" and the like, and rarley was he declined. He had picturs to document the entire story.

    http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/creditcard/applica tion.shtml

    Velcroman98

  88. Who needs to have the right name by Freaky · · Score: 1

    Last year when we got our new credit cards mine had my first name but my wifes last name (she did not change her last name when we got married). I did not notice it until I was down in LA on a business trip. Checking into my hotel they took my drivers licence and credit card and checked me in. The entire week I was in LA nobody said a single thing about my credit card and drivers licence not matching.

    So I guess all you really need to do is match the first name... /boggle

    --
    Timing is everything
  89. C'est très cher, non ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Je pense que oui.

  90. What a dumb comment by spun · · Score: 1

    That's one of the dumber things I've read. How can anyone provide proof that murder in retaliation for theft is inexcusable? What kind of proof would be acceptable? It's a statement of belief! The author did not say "No one can excuse..." He said "It's inexcusable" which anyone with even the most basic reading comprehension skills understands to mean "I could not excuse."

    But beyond that idiocy lurks a deeper and more sinister implication. You are implying that you think killing thieves is acceptable. I understand you have a fanatical belief in ultra strong property rights, but isn't that taking things a little far? Really, is that what you are trying to say, that you condone killing a thieves?

    In my own personal opinion, that is immoral and you are an immoral person for implying that thieves should be killed. It boils down to theft of choice. Property theft represents a reduction in choices: you can no longer use that property. Murder takes away all choices a person could possibly have made. As such, it is in no way equivalent to property theft.

    --
    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    1. Re:What a dumb comment by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Actually he said "after crime" not "after theft", so we were not discussing TFA strictly. I was thinking of killing as a resort against aggression rather than theft. Then again, myabe I remember you, you must be one of those ultrasocialists who think we can "save" criminals by exposing them to pictures of cute kittens.
      Besides, if anyone starts a fight, he knows (or should have known) that you just *don't play with violence*. If you raise your hands on someone, you should, no you MUST expect lethal force being used against you. But people who don't have a martial mentality can't understand this. They are also the ones who tend to start fights.
      Finally: get rid of all those ridiculous "In my own personal opinion"; either state facts or get lost. What happens in your mind is of no interest.

      --
      Global warming is a cube.
    2. Re:What a dumb comment by spun · · Score: 1

      Heh. Yup, that's me, the ultrasocialist. Well, socialist anarchist, anyway. So I don't believe in socialism through coercion, but through voluntary association. I'm the one you probably foe'd due to one of my many anti private property rants.

      We are talking about opinion. Whether killing in response to crime is valid is a matter of opinion. You can't claim it's a fact that it's okay, just as I can't claim it's a fact that it isn't. I'd love to see you try to come up with an argument that killing in response to a crime is, in FACT good, valid or morally defensible. No appeal to authority, either in the form of so-called natural rights or a supposed deity. No circular arguments either.

      As far as crime versus stealing, well, I guess there are situations where capitol punishment is okay. It would need to be a crime of equal significance to the punishment, and there needs to be absolutely NO doubt about two things: the actual guilt of the accused, and the inability to rehabilitate same. If guilt is not certain, capitol punishment is too final. And by certain, I mean dozens of witnesses, a video, or the like. And rehabilitation can't be possible, or society is doing itself a disservice. We could be killing the person who is destined to come up with a cure for cancer. Until we can predict the future with absolute accuracy, capitol punishment hurts society as well.

      Finally, capital punishment, by pandering to people's baser revenge instincts, encourages base moral reasoning and absolutism in other situations as well. There is a reason that mercy, compassion, and forgiveness are preached by most world religions. These provide peace of mind and freedom from internal oppression. Judge not lest ye be judged. Judged by yourself, that is.

      So that is my argument. It is an argument designed to sway opinion, not to establish fact. This is not a matter of fact, unless you have access to some universal user's manual that I don't

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    3. Re:What a dumb comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to argue with the named troll. He just didn't agree with the statement, and had to nitpick on /something/, alright?

  91. Actually, that's incorrect... by moosehooey · · Score: 1

    It's true that the merchant is responsible if they accept a stolen credit card. However, in a case of identity theft, like this one, the credit card company is responsible. It's the same idea as if someone didn't pay their credit card bill, Visa doesn't come after the merchants for it.

  92. Mod this up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the heck is this modded down? It's a damn insightful comment.
    Truth is not relative. Anyone who says there are no absolutes whatsoever are lying, fooling themselves, or have an agenda.

    "Given that there is never any absolutes"
    "Are you absolutely sure of this? This statement assumes that itself is true, no?"

    Not only that, but truth itself must exist for the statement to be true, otherwise it would have no meaning whatsoever.
    So it's doubly wrong.

    1. Re:Mod this up! by alexj33 · · Score: 0

      I've come to think that comments on /. get modded up/down not for their insightful value or lack thereof, but based on whether people "like it or not."

      For example, I've learned on /. to never again:

      (1) say something negative against the Java programming language, or
      (2) defend my religion, or
      (3) challenge darwinian evolutionary groupthink

      Since a pack of wolves instantly jump on me and call me a troll everytime I do.

    2. Re:Mod this up! by Teun · · Score: 1

      For example, I've learned on /. to never again:

      (3) challenge darwinian evolutionary groupthink

      Who in his right mind would challenge science?
      Ah, you are a scientist.
      Or just a misguided creationist?

      Since a pack of wolves instantly jump on me and call me a troll everytime I do.
      It's probably by lack of the Mod classes of Idiot and Heathen.
      When your faith in God (no not 'your God', after all there's only one) is so limited that you cannot accept His hand in Evolution you might be a non-believer after all...
      --
      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    3. Re:Mod this up! by kelnos · · Score: 1

      I've come to think that comments on /. get modded up/down not for their insightful value or lack thereof, but based on whether people "like it or not." A few possible responses come to mind:
      • You must be new here.
      • If this were Fark, your post would get the 'obvious' tag.
      • Duh.
      • Sigh.
      Sadly, this has been the status quo for quite some time now.
      --
      Xfce: Lighter than some, heavier than others. Just right.
    4. Re:Mod this up! by alexj33 · · Score: 0

      See! ;)

  93. Mail theft federal offense by bozojoe · · Score: 1

    I didnt see anything thing in the article suggesting that a federal crime was commited by stealing/reading/opening someone's mail. What's with that?

    --
    lick the cancle button (at least thats what our Chinese QA says)
    1. Re:Mail theft federal offense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nelson broke into a mailbox at least twice. Those ar federal offenses for mail theft. She should now be brought to trail in federal court and with a probabtion violation and now on "double secret" probation, Nelson should be put to work making license plates.

  94. Mod parent up by Calibax · · Score: 1

    As an ex-police officer, I have to say that the parent is right on target. As soon as a situation became confused, everything would go downhill FAST. With a lot of concealed weapons around, I don't want to think how many innocents would be maimed or killed in a year given the number of altercations that occur in any large city.

    (I have a story about how an irate woman went after a man whom she believed had stolen her cat. Only problem was the man's cat was male and the lost cat was female. The woman ended up in prison for breaking the windows in the man's house and his car's windshield. If she had had a gun...)

  95. Objectivity and Relativism by Pfhorrest · · Score: 3, Informative

    How could any responsible and culturally literate individual not be somewhat of a relativist? Given that there is never any absolutes and no action has any inherent meaning, it's time we stepped out of the dark ages. That is far from a given, despite the way that humanities courses in modern (sorry, postmodern) universities teach it these days.

    It's a far cry from admitting your fallibility (refraining from ever thinking you are absolutely right) to denying objectivity (asserting that there is no absolute truth or absolute good to strive to understand or attain). The latter is relativism; the former is simply not absolutism. And those two -isms are not even on the same spectrum; relativism isn't just non-absolutism or vice versa. Relativism is a metaphysical doctrine (talking about what actually is, or in this case, is not) denying objectivity, i.e. denying that there is something which really is true independent of anyone's opinions; absolutism is an epistemological doctrine (talking about knowledge, understanding of belief) denying subjectivity, i.e. denying that one's access to that independent truth is incomplete and colored by one's perspective. Thus, one can be both objective and subjective, as scientists strive to be. The conflation of objectivity with absolutism is the error at the root of all the relativist bull going around these days, which itself is really just a conflation of "truth" with "belief". A purely descriptive relativism is obviously true: duh, people believe different things. But it doesn't follow from that that they're all equally right. Likewise, it doesn't follow from the denial of that *that* any of them are absolutely right.
    --
    -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    1. Re:Objectivity and Relativism by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      How could any responsible and culturally literate individual not be somewhat of a relativist? Given that there is never any absolutes and no action has any inherent meaning, it's time we stepped out of the dark ages. That is far from a given[...] It's a far cry from admitting your fallibility (refraining from ever thinking you are absolutely right) to denying objectivity (asserting that there is no absolute truth or absolute good to strive to understand or attain). The latter is relativism; the former is simply not absolutism. The former seems to be pretty close to Christianity.

      Relativism is a metaphysical doctrine (talking about what actually is, or in this case, is not) denying objectivity, i.e. denying that there is something which really is true independent of anyone's opinions; absolutism is an epistemological doctrine (talking about knowledge, understanding of belief) denying subjectivity, i.e. denying that one's access to that independent truth is incomplete and colored by one's perspective. Thus, one can be both objective and subjective, as scientists strive to be. Then again, lots has been said all over books and press of scientists being objective, not subjective--subjective is there almost always secondary. In any case, you're talking about some kind of ontological-epistemological relativism, because from what you say it seems that ontological and epistemological are somewhat independent, and one can pick and string together whichever doctrines one finds suitable from these two disciplines.
    2. Re:Objectivity and Relativism by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      The former seems to be pretty close to Christianity.

      The denial of the assumption of any source (speaker, author, text) as a font of absolute truth is "close to Christianity"? Perhaps some more liberal veins of Christianity hold such a position, but all sorts of Biblical literalism, belief in divine revelation, and other sorts of faith (in the sense of unquestioned trust) run completely counter to that (non-absolutist) position. Uncritical faith is a form of absolutism, except instead of "everything I say or believe is right", it's "everything that guy or book says is right".

      Then again, lots has been said all over books and press of scientists being objective, not subjective--subjective is there almost always secondary.

      I'm not going to comment on what sort of press coverage science gets, but I get the feeling from this comment that you're still thinking of objectivity and subjectivity as competing polar opposites, and also conflating epistemology and ontology again. Scientists are ontologically objective just in that they are searching to discover (and thus clearly believe that there exists) some objective truth; without that, nobody would do science at all, we'd just all get together and talk about what we believe and establish by popular opinion what "the truth" was. (Nicean councils anyone?) Scientists are epistemically subjective in that their findings are always in the form of "we performed observation X and saw phenomenon Y which is consistent (or inconsistent) with the predictions of theory Z". Early texts on "natural philosophy" and empiricism, which established the modern scientific paradigm, made a big point of this in contrast to earlier, more mystical, religiously-colored philosophical methods that relied on someone's intuitive insights or divine revelation to "prove" or "discover" things about the natural world.

      It is precisely this subjectivity, the perspective-qualified, uncertainty-laden phrasing, which makes scientists so "objective" in the colloquial-epistemic sense of speaking something close to the absolute truth. If I say "either it will rain tomorrow, or it won't rain tomorrow", that claim is qualified to such a degree that it can't help but be true; if it rains tomorrow, I'm right, and if not, I'm still right. If I say "I see someone who looks like Bob across the street there, I think it might be him", and it turns out on closer inspection not to have been Bob but just someone similar to Bob in appearance, then I've not embarrassed myself the way I would had I said loudly "Behold, there is Bob across the street!" and turned out to be wrong. I'd have just noted a phenomenon (someone with a Bob-like appearance across the street) consistent with a hypothesis (the existence of Bob across the street). So scientists are only "objective" in this epistemic sense because they carefully avoid making claims that they can't back up. They don't claim to have any kind of special privileged access to the truth, extra clear insight or a personal line to God; they're just very careful not to say anything which might turn out false, which in the end leaves them with a bunch of "we think that such-and-such" and "it seems probable that so-and-so", instead of just absolutes like "such-and-such" and "so-and-so".

      If the media spin on science comes off as "scientists prove that such-and-such" or "scientists discover that so-and-so", then that's the media's fault, not science's fault

      In any case, you're talking about some kind of ontological-epistemological relativism, because from what you say it seems that ontological and epistemological are somewhat independent, and one can pick and string together whichever doctrines one finds suitable from these two disciplines.

      I certainly don't hold epistemology and ontology to be completely independent, for I believe that there are no unknowable truths (that is to say, facts about the world that could not be empirically verified, were there someone with the right sensors in the right p

      --
      -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  96. Don't even mention dry cleaners by Calibax · · Score: 1
    Or you can sue a dry cleaner for $50+ million because they lost a pair of pants (they were later found).

    See http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic le/2007/06/13/AR2007061302033.html

  97. OK, let's all step back a minute by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    The complete lack of humorous sensibilities in most of the replies in this thread surprises me about as much as this whole situation. So, as the original poster, let me pick this post at semi-random to reply to everyone and actually get serious. (Something I didn't want to do, but, hey, this is Slashdot and it's apparently full to the brim with literalists pushing their affectation to the point of absurdity.)

    You said that shooters have a right to protect property in Texas. Well, that's not exactly right. (No, IANAL but I have been through the concealed carry coursework in Texas and have, thus, more than a little training in the legal issues surrounding the use of force in the state. Also, I understand that you're thinking of a federal court action but the truth is that most shootings are going to be handled in state court under state law; that's what I address here.) The absolute requirements for using deadly force to protect property in Texas are, frankly, strange. The biggest surprise to most people is that using deadly force to protect property gets a blanket OK from the law after dark. That's right; it's unnecessary force to shoot someone in the back while they're stealing your TV set at noon. At midnight, you can fire away.

    Realistically, no one does that. We're Texans, not savages. (And yes, I'm giving y'all an opening to prove to me you have *some* sense of humor. We like to poke fun at ourselves; feel free to join in.)

    From a broader view, though, what impressed me about the whole article was the passive/agressive weirdness of the whole thing. This was a long chase, complete with conversations between the pursuer and pursued. That's a more or less workable illustration of cognitive dissonance. If the crook is a crook, catch 'em and be done with it. Dancing around the streets is, well, just weird.

    In my neck of the woods, a more agressive approach to apprehending the suspect would have been tolerated. In the small town I grew up in, the woman could have simply asked the nearest couple of men for help and gotten it. In the big city I live in now, that might not happen. And, yes, people would scatter from the Starbucks if a gun got pulled. But the aftermath would have been a quicker resolution.

    There was an attempt there to contrast public attitudes in the Republik of Kalifornia with those in Texas, but that flew right over the heads, it seems, of most readers. In my neck of the woods, the reaction to this story is most likely to be "Why didn't she just clock the bad guy?" California, it seems, would rather praise her for running around in the streets like two kids playing tag for an extended period of time. To me and lots of other folks, that's just strange.

    One last thing. No, pulling a gun in a Starbucks doesn't place anyone in any danger except for the person being apprehended. On average, CCW license holders are at least as cognizant of where their gun is pointed as LEOs. We know that we carry as a privilege under a license subject to revocation for any misconduct. No one wants to risk that. Any CCW holder is going to keep their gun out of sight unless it's actually needed. My only point was that if an acceptably more aggressive approach were taken to the apprehension, such a need might have arisen and, at that point, the well-considered display of a gun would most likely have ended the proceeding more quickly and cleanly.

    OK, sourpusses (That doesn't include you, PPH); have at it.

  98. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smell that? That's stupidity, it replaced freedom a long time ago in this country.


    freedom and stupidity are not mutually exclusive. in america, we are free to be stupid.

    and many of us take advantage of this freedom.
  99. Lucky it was the pacifist poll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The victim is emotionally attatched to the crime and clearly not in the best position to properly consider the extremely complex moral and ethical problems."

    Uh, huh. So what's complicated about someone repeatedly "borrowing" (Identity Infringement) someones identity, ruining their good name (and finances), and being a prick about it?

    1. Re:Lucky it was the pacifist poll. by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 1

      The crime is not the problem, the punishment is. The victim is not well placed to consider the complex moral and ethical problems associated with punishing someone and the effects it has.

      --
      Tomorrow, I may eat another house plant
  100. Bring back corporal punishment by RowingMunkeyCU · · Score: 1

    I say to bring back the punishments of olde, like public stoning, public whipping (cat of nine tails), etc. Give people something to actually FEAR if they're going to consider committing a crime (premeditated). It's pretty obvious that our current methods of punishment aren't effective, so why not go back to something that we all know worked... Granted, many will say it's a 'human rights violation', but when someone knowingly plans to violate the rights of another, then tough beans! You chose your path, knowing the consequences if you were caught, no one else made that decision but you.

    1. Re:Bring back corporal punishment by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      punishments of olde, like public stoning, public whipping (cat of nine tails),

      Ever since watching Star Ship Troopers I'm having little problem with the concept of 5 or 10 lashes for certain crimes. Stuff like domestic violence, brawling, drunk driving, and other, take them out, tie them to a post and give them 10 right across the back. Providing they can physically stand it and have the capacity to understand it. You wouldn't take a 10 year old or some 70 year old geezer out strap him to a pole. Nor would you take some one who is mentally retarded.

      But for the rest, bring on the whip. Some fucker goes out, gets tanked then goes home and beats up his wife. The police show up and he spends 48 hours in the tank. Gets out, goes out and does it again. Some people can spend a few days in jail no sweat, it's not punishment for them.

      Now on the other hand if dumbass get drunk and beats up his wife. We haul his ass before a judge then take him out back and take 6 feet of raw hide to his ass for 10 stripes, he might think twice about getting drunk in the first place. Barbaric? Yes. Should jail time be about rehabilitation? Maybe, but sometimes extreme physical pain is the only rehabilitation that works on some fucks.

      --

      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

    2. Re:Bring back corporal punishment by dragonturtle69 · · Score: 1

      I once was heavily in agreement with your thoughts on corporal punishment. I even thought that public execution would be preferable to the current hidden executions. If you watched a murderer hang, with piss and shit running down his legs while he swung, wouldn't you think several times and cool off before committing the crime?

      Then I saw how the world, people, and the "justice" system actually work. Until money is removed from the justice/legal system, until the extremely wealthy have the same representation as the homeless, it will never be just, and people will be wrongly convicted. Television shows like COPS turn criminal justice into entertainment, much like some reports of public executions in the days of olde.

      IF the justice system were 100% accurate, I would agree with ever increasing penalties for crimes until they were no more. But the justice system is still a for profit endeavor, and you need money to have a chance at proving your innocence. That, or a lot of good luck. In civil court, the balance is even more in favor of the well moneyed. Just look at the RIAA cases and how many settle, simply because they can afford the settlement, not the lengthy legal battle. What would you do if a large corporation, say IBM or Microsoft, chose to sue you? If the case is criminal, how are you to pay for the experts to investigate the state's experts? Competent attorneys are not common or free. You need money to defend yourself in court, whether criminal or civil.

      Then again, some crimes, like those reported against Channon Christian & Christopher Newsom, if the allegations are true and the defendants have appropriate legal counsel during the trial, deserve public hanging.

      --
      "What luck for the rulers that men do not think." - Adolph Hitler
  101. Re:you know, I'm thinking, leave the cops out of t by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
    A taser or pepper spray to temporarily incapacitate the thief, handcuffs to hold her in place until the police arrive.

    I wonder though, couldn't she have just run after her yelling "Thief! Thief!"? Sooner or later someone might have grabbed the villain and held her until help arrived.

    --
    Contribute to civilization: ari.aynrand.org/donate
  102. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Albania, they would have your concealed weapon before you could draw it - ask Pruzident Bush - aka The Decider aka Master of The Universe

  103. clarification by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    I apologise for the confusion: the original post should have read "...not as final as death". I don't think that manslaughter for self-defence is murder either, but I do think that taking life is to be avoided wherever possible.

  104. [ot] Apologies: by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    I agree with the "Overrated" moderation; I didn't realise this was contentious and I really didn't know I spoke Troll.

  105. Capability vs. intent by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

    If they have violated the sanctity of your home, the step to violating your right to life is not too far off.


    If you are using this as a defense of killing in defense of property, I will respectfully tell you that your argument may not hold up well under scrutiny.

    You are arguing that capability is equal to intent. If I get into a fistfight with someone and they find my Leatherman in my fanny pack, even though it is folded up and at the bottom under all my other junk, your argument could be taken to suggest that I am guilty of attempted murder, because I had the capability of killing someone (provided of course they didn't laugh themselves to death at the dullness of the blade), whereas the intent would not be there.

    It reminds me of the <possibly/probably fictitious> story of the newspaper reporter who interviewed a military officer in charge of teaching marksmanship. She said he was teaching the young men how to be killers, since he was providing the equipment. He suggested that she might be mistaken for a prostitute, as she also had the same equipment. For some reason, the interview suddenly ended.

    --
    Strike while the irony is hot! -- The Freethinker
    1. Re:Capability vs. intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our government does that all the time in their War on Drugs. Capability = intent. If cops find drugs in your house, the penalty is much much higher if they also find a gun, even if it is legally owned, locked in a safe, unloaded, at the other end of the house from the drugs, etc. Capability (owning a gun) = intent (use of gun in drug crimes).

      Lets us your example of the fistfight. What if that knife had been a gun? Even if it was unloaded and at the bottom under all your other junk. You think the officers would not arrest you for attempted murder? Sure you may not be guilty, but you will still be arrested.

  106. Being On Probation While Being On Probation..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    She was already on probation when she committed another crime, and now she is going to get probation fro that crime, while already ON probation?

    Is that like being on "Double Secret Probation" or something?

    Its slimy habitual criminals like this that *REALLY* make the case for corporal punishment. Nothing says "DON'T F*CK UP AGAIN!" like a few lashings.

    --
    Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
  107. Pedantic. by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    Habeas Corpus guarantees you the right to a trial (wherein you are present and able to defend yourself). No indefinite detention without trial. It's not directly linked to a dead person's immunity from persecution but hey, I'm not a lawyer. Are you?

    --
    I never spellcheck and I freely admit it. Save your karma for more worthwhile "lol erorrs" replies
  108. A good read! by TheBlunderbuss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know this won't get modded up much, but I have to say it: Most of the time, the article which is linked from a blog isn't very meaty or involving. This article rose beyond a simple statement of fact and drew me into an exciting story to read. Who doesn't love a good chase? A great read!

  109. Re:Dirty Harry by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

    You are not phrasing it correctly. The question is, "Where are those flatfoots when I thing someone else needs one?"

    On the serious side, if you are disgusted with law enforcement, and think you can do better, then do something about it. See if there's a police auxiliary unit that you can join, or see if there's some form of activism that you can take up to make the police better.

    --
    Strike while the irony is hot! -- The Freethinker
  110. Insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real identity person should have first taken a hefty life insurance policy in her name and then killed the impostor. Her family would have made quick money.

  111. Re:Dirty Harry by east+coast · · Score: 1

    On the serious side, if you are disgusted with law enforcement, and think you can do better, then do something about it.

    Uh, it was a joke. I guess that there were more humorless people around here then I first expect. I know the 400th Balmer-throws-a-chair joke still gets high praise around here. Maybe I'll switch to that.

    --
    Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
  112. No absolutes? by anomaly · · Score: 1

    Given that there is never any absolutes and no action has any inherent meaning,
    Gee. That sounds like two absolute statements in a row. Pretty good for a relativist!

    To make the statement that there are no absolutes is itself a truth statement.

    Your argument is self-refuting. Try again, please.

    --
    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
  113. almost correct Re:Lucky it was the police by kanani · · Score: 1

    Then theres the people who lead a life of crime, these are the shitbags, they know what they are doing is wrong but they do it anyways, they think that capital punishment won't happen to them because they won't be caught. Actually I think its

    because they won't be caught. and even if they do get caught, and receive the death penalty, it will be 27yrs before their appeals are exhausted at which point they will be senile and therefore deemed unfit for execution.
  114. See ID or DIE!!! by Wolvey · · Score: 1

    I write "See ID or DIE!!!" and 4 out of 5 will ask. Actually, they ask so frequently that I'm just going to sign my next card since I find it annoying now.

  115. yea and face a 3 month civil wrongful death case by toy4two · · Score: 1

    Good luck with that.

  116. "Identity Theft" is just Fraud by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    You're completely right that it's not theft; however, it's not really piracy either (which is a kind of theft by the literal definition), nor is it copyright infringement or anything like it. The acquisition of the information is a collection of different crimes (depending on how they went about getting it; opening someone's mail, etc). But the use of the information, which is the real harmful part, is one simple crime: fraud. Someone else is going around pretending to be you. So just call it fraud, or "identity fraud" if you want to be more specific (as opposed to, say, tax fraud or false advertising or some such). In fact, I'm pretty sure I've heard that term (identity fraud) used in some official capacity a few times...

    --
    -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    1. Re:"Identity Theft" is just Fraud by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Except that sometimes they don't pretend to be you, but abuse the identity info they got without authorization (or just using it in an unauthorized way), like marketing to you.

      And it's different from other fraud, because the other fraud usually just damages the immediate target, in this case eg. a bank when they take a mortgage in your name. ID fraud attaches liability to the identity that follows it around, causing further damage later, that other fraud typically doesn't include. That should be legislated away, but it's not.

      "Identity fraud" would be any false representation of one's identity, including a fake age ID with fictional birthdate info, or inventing an alter ego to marry multiple women. This is a special case, where the ID is being used unauthorized to represent oneself as another, which damages the other person through attaching liability to their identity, even if they don't notice (and still have their "stolen" ID). Which is a unique combination, which is why I say it's "ident piracy".

      --

      --
      make install -not war

  117. Re:Dirty Harry by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

    Sorry, didn't mean to be a sourpuss. I have a couple of friends who are or have been cops, and from what they've described of their jobs, I don't want it.

    You hit a nerve without knowing it, and I broke my usual rule of "don't post when annoyed." I should've counted to ten first. I apologize for coming down so hard.

    <extends hand to shake>

    --
    Strike while the irony is hot! -- The Freethinker
  118. Yes, oh yes. by FoxNSox · · Score: 1

    Oh poetic irony, thy name is this article.

  119. Re:The thief makes you his slave by anvilmark · · Score: 1

    Another way of looking at it is that your property represents hours of your life. If that TV walking out your front door cost you a month's wages to buy, the thief is stealing a month of your life. If you have insurance it abstracts the loss (deductible + higher insurance premiums over time) but doesn't change the fact that property = money = hours of your life.

    It's functionally the same as the thief kidnapping you and making you work for him for a month. i.e slavery

  120. pretty secure by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

    Credit cards are the epitome of insecure financial transactions.

    For the merchant.

    As the cardholder, they're very secure because you can repudiate illegitimate charges at any time, and won't be held responsible if , for example, the signatures don't match, or if the product was defective, or never shipped, etc.

    While I've seen it before, using "ASK FOR ID" is risky because there's no reference signature to verify against, which is a violation of how card companies want you using that panel, and can cause problems at dispute time. However, the merchant typically should use another ID that does have a signature on it.

    --
    -Stu
  121. Re:It would have been easier, faster, better in Te by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So would a sleeper hold, and that wouldn't cause any lasting damage.

  122. Welcome to THE NET by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

    The title says it all. reminds me of that movie with Sandra Bullock

  123. Great story! by DJ_Maiko · · Score: 1

    Props to Karen Lodrick for her immense determination. Most people would've given up & let the chips fall where they may. The only bad part is that this is a RARE case of an identity theft investigation being solved. The odds are just too staggering against law enforcement. It seems that people that resort to such thievery are experts at knowing where the cracks in the system are. Still, though, it gives all folks who've been victimized as such some sort of hope which is good since, in this digital age, this type of crime seems to be growing at an exponential rate.

    --
    Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. -Mahatma Ghandi
  124. More details on Karen's blog by Otisserie · · Score: 1

    At the risk of slashdotting the poor girl, Karen has a website and blog about the whole experience, including some choice observations about Wells Fargo and their fairly useless help on the issue. Website is at http://www.fightingbacknow.com/ and the blog is at http://blog.fightingbacknow.com/. It'll piss you off even more than the article. The DA never even talked with her before making the plea. The judge didn't care what she had to say at the sentencing. Pretty pathetic.

    --
    Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night; set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
  125. Not morally equivalent by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    Can you REALLY not see the difference between someone who:

    (a) Wakes up one morning and decides they're going to pick some random innocent weaker stranger, invade their space, assault them, beat them up, perhaps try to murder them, possibly attack their family too, and try to steal their stuff, and someone who:
    (b) Always lives their life on the principle of never harming somebody and never infringing anybody else's rights or attacking anyone else UNTIL, and ONLY WHEN somebody attacks them or their family or tries to rape their wife or whatever first?

    Don't try to draw a moral equivalence between the two, it is nonexistent. They are totally different - firstly the moral philosophies are completely different, and secondly, from a purely practical perspective: My family and I are PERFECTLY SAFE from (b), and IN DANGER from person (1). Can you not see that difference?

    Or do you think these barbarians are otherwise decent people like you and me who are just down on their luck and were "forced" by desperate circumstances to attack others? That we would all choose to murder in similar circumstances, and therefore all need to be protected lest we behave like that someday?) These people are not like you and me.

    So maybe you think people just behave this way because of the desperation of poverty. You don't really have "real" poverty in the US, nobody is THAT down and out and the economy still has jobs for anyone who wants to work and welfare for those who don't or can't. The poverty in the US doesn't compare to the real poverty we have here in Africa. But don't take my word for it, consider this: "Jay-Z went to Africa in 2006 on his first world tour and found a cause: 1.1 billion people don't have clean drinking water. He teamed up with the U.N., bought pumps, helped supply clean, running water to an entire village, and, with MTV, filmed a documentary, Water for Life. "I come from the Marcy projects, in Brooklyn," he says, "which is considered a tough place to grow up, but this [showed me] how good we have it. The rappers who say, 'We're from the 'hood,' take it from me, you're not from the 'hood. You haven't seen people with no access to water. It really put things in perspective.""

  126. Outlaw credit card solicitations by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    I think one measure that would reduce identity theft is to outlaw credit card solicitation mailings. In almost all cases, people throw away these mailings, and then a criminal fills them out and gets a card in the victim's name. If I want a card, it should be up to *me* to initiate it -- I don't want Podunk Bank of Idaho sending me a solicitation for a Visa card when I didn't ask for it. Plus, think of all the trees that would be saved. And if financial institutions complain that it would make it harder to acquire new customers, boo-fucking-hoo...

    --
    'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman