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  1. Death Notice on Scientists Build a Smarter Rat · · Score: 1

    We regret to inform the /. community that the above user was found dead in an alley this afternoon, apparently a victim to an attack by R.o.U.S.es.

  2. Re:So the meaning of life changes? on Scientists Build a Smarter Rat · · Score: 1

    So you're not a bot, but you are a trained monkey?

  3. Re:Spooky on Scientists Build a Smarter Rat · · Score: 1

    They discovered the rats were more intelligent when one of them began lecturing the scientists on proper lab procedure...

  4. Re:From www.BarackObama.com on Attorney General Says Wiretap Lawsuit Must Be Thrown Out · · Score: 1

    From the movie Air America (1990)

    [Gene (Mel Gibson) has to make a decision about his cargo]
    Billy Covington: "Come on, You gotta do it, or you're just another version of Major Lemond , with a slightly hipper rap!"

  5. Re:From www.BarackObama.com on Attorney General Says Wiretap Lawsuit Must Be Thrown Out · · Score: 1

    Really? Seems like the Iran war drums are beating pretty strongly. And I don't see us getting out of our current wars either. Yeah, about that. I guess facts are out of scope for this discussion. Oh, and as far as butter (increased domestic spending) Medicare Part D was what, exactly? Oh, yeah, it was the largest new entitlement in 20 years. And "more" than Obama has managed to get passed. Not that i'm in favor of either.

  6. meet the new boss; same as the old boss. on Attorney General Says Wiretap Lawsuit Must Be Thrown Out · · Score: 1

    meet the new boss; same as the old boss.

  7. Re:From www.BarackObama.com on Attorney General Says Wiretap Lawsuit Must Be Thrown Out · · Score: 1

    possibly, but when some of the constituencies don't get what they want with that arrangement, they break ranks and form another alliance. now they get "managed" (told to stfu.)

    http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2009/10/12/fringe/index.html

    and before some Republican chimes in with some nonsense, the Repubs do it too. Lindsey Graham's repudiation of Ron Paul Republicans (fiscal conservatives) is a prime example. There is no room at the policy table for fiscal conservatives in the Republican party. But they're happy to take your vote and give you nothing.

  8. Re:Remember citizen on How Terahertz Waves Tear Apart DNA · · Score: 1

    I will now make a killing selling tin foil hats and body "armor" in airport kiosks just outside the security checkpoints. Thank God for TSA; how else would such a ludicrous business be feasible?

  9. Re:Problem? Really? on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 1

    it's something the watch battery shop in the terminal could provide as a service... not that i think banning anything has had the desired effect or has been worth the sacrifice of civil liberties.

  10. Re:Problem? Really? on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 1
  11. Re:They'll never outlaw batteries on planes on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 1

    this is airport security. no jokes allowed. we can arrest you. srs bsns.

  12. Re:They'll never outlaw batteries on planes on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 1

    *whoosh*

    GP is implying that you would carry your laptop without a battery on the plane, then when you go get your luggage at your destination, you buy a battery so you can use your laptop at your destination. no battery on the flight at all. just you out $100 every time you fly. now, someone could start a battery rental business where you turn your battery back in at checkin when you're heading home from wherever it was you traveled.

  13. Re:lithium batteries on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 1

    and these regulations have clearly been effective? no.

  14. Re:Non-removable batteries are GOOD for TSA on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 1
  15. Re:Liquids on planes on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    while i agree with you...

    this is settled case law.

    http://www.papersplease.org/wp/

    yes, i know it's to do with id rather than searches, but the government is of one opinion in all of this.

    "you have other choices on how to travel. we don't acknowledge any timeliness issues."

  16. Re:But what if the do ban laptop batteries? on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 1

    except for the athlete's foot. and gangrene. and cooties.

  17. Re:But what if the do ban laptop batteries? on Laptop Fires On Airplanes · · Score: 1

    you might get caught in a syn-ack attack. which is even worse than a big-mac attack.

  18. damn script kidddies on Metasploit Project Sold To Rapid7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    get off my lawn.

    In my day we had to use smoke signals to exploit a neighbor's abacus. And you know what, we liked it.

    Now you have your fancy audio couplers and wireless networks.

  19. IMPORTANT UPDATE!! on Doing Internet Searches Boosts Older Brains · · Score: 1

    slashdot lowers readers' IQs.

    Also, I can't believe no one broke out a Billy Madison quote for this story. e.g. "...and we are all dumber for having heard it. You are awarded zero points and may God have mercy on your soul." "A simple 'no' would have done."

  20. Re:being back at 0 is now called delaying retireme on Deadline Scheduling Proposed For the Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    just let them fade gently into that goodnight.

  21. Re:What's the difference? on Deadline Scheduling Proposed For the Linux Kernel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    yes it performs better. for certain workloads. with correct usage.

    like anything else it's a tradeoff. in this case you (or your application developer) have to be aware of how the scheduler works and be able to assign valid relative priorities and deadlines. Current schedulers you might have to worry about priority, but usually you don't. You also have to work out a way to work out utilization and negotiate fallback compute requirements based on the user's workload (other apps competing for the resource).

    Shortly, this scheduler is immediately useful for people making appliances (special purpose computers, e.g. a network firewall/router/voip box). It is less immediately useful for the desktop user, but i could imagine a set of circumstances that would make it very useful. The reason is that the appliance designer knows the compute workload fairly well and can take the time to assign priorities and deadlines for each process under each condition. When tools are made to automate this process on the fly, then desktop users will be able to open a bunch of crap and never have to worry that their voip app is going to stutter.

  22. Re:So... on The LHC, the Higgs Boson, and Fate · · Score: 1

    But the dog ate our homework. No, really. It came back in time and ate it. Or was that the god? Oh, hell, let's just anthropomorphise nature by ascribing motivations to it. Yeah, that's it. Nature ate our homework.

  23. Re:Frequency range on Hardware Hackers Create a Cheaper Bedazzler · · Score: 1

    but in the US it gets drowned into the noise floor by all the 60Hz hum.

    Protip safety lesson: don't touch the humming bars. if you do, someone will have to clean you up with a dustpan.

  24. Re:makes you wonder... on $2,000 Bribe Bought Password To DC P.O. System · · Score: 1

    but there still could have been racism involved, just not through EEO programs. A black manager could have preferred a black candidate over others. of course it could have been nepotism or networking too. or as i presume without evidence, plain incompetence.

  25. Re:makes you wonder... on $2,000 Bribe Bought Password To DC P.O. System · · Score: 2, Interesting

    nice theory, but i grew up in DC. yes black people can and some do discriminate against whites and other groups. heck, as old as it is, School Daze was and still is relevant vis a vis light/dark black discrimination.

    however, this is probably mostly a symptom of the society of ineptitude that is DC government. your hiring manager has to have a clue and be able to vet whether an applicant actually knows the stuff their alleged degree says they should know. that hiring manager's manager is likely a political appointee, and well, you get the idea that politics might be involved.

    i also used that experience (of having grown up in DC) to express my wish on /. that Obama choose the Cisco person rather than the DC guy with 0 clue about tech and associates and underlings of "questionable" ethics. at best our CIO is clueless about managing people, at worst he's involved in the corruption, but smarter than his underlings. the latter doesn't seem hard from the behavior this lady evidenced.

    when i was in high school in DC Public Fools^H^H^H^H^H Schools, DC got a federal grant of like $10-20million to improve school access to computers, which at the time (mid 90s) consisted primarily of private corporate charity of end of life PC ATs. The government wasted the money paying contractors to "measure the state of computer and network access in the classroom". this was something a manager with two eyes and half a brain could have done in less than a month. none of the money got spent on actually putting computers in classrooms.